WEBVTT - HR. 1 - Horny Octopus 0:00:00.600 --> 0:00:05.400 That's nice fight a gonogay. Yes, boy, that is good news. 0:00:05.600 --> 0:00:08.320 It is the twenty second day of July twenty twenty six. 0:00:08.440 --> 0:00:11.200 Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the Power Trip Morning Show. 0:00:11.200 --> 0:00:14.239 Here we are on a Wednesday morning, and I don't 0:00:14.240 --> 0:00:16.360 know if Parker's coming in today, and I don't think 0:00:16.400 --> 0:00:20.439 so Smith tell me he's gone somewhere yesterday. Anyway, we 0:00:20.520 --> 0:00:22.960 got the regular morons here today and lots of talk 0:00:22.960 --> 0:00:24.680 about so I say we just get her started and 0:00:24.720 --> 0:00:25.280 see what happens. 0:00:25.320 --> 0:00:25.640 I love it. 0:00:25.680 --> 0:00:27.840 Man, Throw the dice against the wall and see if 0:00:28.400 --> 0:00:30.440 the lucky number seven comes up. Do you want seven? 0:00:30.480 --> 0:00:32.320 I can't remember, but I do know I want some comedy. 0:00:32.520 --> 0:00:35.880 Here's from Kathleen Madigan. Come on in. I am glad 0:00:35.920 --> 0:00:36.480 you are here. 0:00:36.680 --> 0:00:39.440 I waste endless amounts of time, endless hours watching TV 0:00:39.600 --> 0:00:41.680 TV that I can't believe I'm watching while I'm watching it, 0:00:41.680 --> 0:00:43.560 but I can't turn it off. This is the best 0:00:43.600 --> 0:00:46.000 example of the last six months. About three months ago, 0:00:46.240 --> 0:00:48.920 I watched Martha Stewart build a hammock for a cat. 0:00:52.560 --> 0:00:58.120 Swear to god, I don't even have a cat. I 0:00:58.160 --> 0:01:01.200 was just so astonished he being could reach this point 0:01:01.200 --> 0:01:04.679 in their life where you're you are literally this out 0:01:04.680 --> 0:01:08.480 of things to do, and there's enough free room in 0:01:08.520 --> 0:01:09.200 your brain. 0:01:09.480 --> 0:01:14.039 Thought to get in. While looking at the cat, I. 0:01:14.040 --> 0:01:15.640 Don't think he's comfortable enough. 0:01:18.120 --> 0:01:21.959 I see him in a hammock with a Martini. I 0:01:22.000 --> 0:01:24.880 think Martha Stewart is evil. I can't prove that her 0:01:24.959 --> 0:01:27.399 little projects. She's like, well, this should only take thirty 0:01:27.480 --> 0:01:30.200 minutes for you. You had ten guys shopping for this 0:01:30.520 --> 0:01:31.480 for four days. 0:01:32.319 --> 0:01:34.880 You go to home depot and try to find cat, 0:01:34.880 --> 0:02:01.160 hammock carpet your side. 0:02:03.120 --> 0:02:07.240 You here dist and sunned the power to show Wednesday, 0:02:07.320 --> 0:02:10.080 July twenty second of twenty twenty six. 0:02:10.120 --> 0:02:10.600 I'm Pory. 0:02:10.720 --> 0:02:13.040 That's Chris, That's Paul, There's Max, there's Zach Hi. 0:02:13.080 --> 0:02:16.080 Guys, Hey, what's happening everybody? 0:02:16.360 --> 0:02:18.920 Chris, you just said something about throwing dice against the wall. 0:02:19.360 --> 0:02:23.000 So I've spent the last forty five seconds thinking about 0:02:23.080 --> 0:02:26.200 the greatest games that involved dice. 0:02:29.120 --> 0:02:32.160 Yazi I think I think Yachtzi's the goat. 0:02:32.200 --> 0:02:35.320 I know people would say craps because that's. 0:02:35.120 --> 0:02:36.240 Let's say it makes some money. 0:02:36.400 --> 0:02:40.400 Yeah, Monopoly obviously has dice risk. 0:02:41.720 --> 0:02:42.200 Of Catan. 0:02:44.320 --> 0:02:47.520 There's there's nerds, screaming dungeons and dragons at the Power 0:02:47.560 --> 0:02:48.400 Trip morning show going. 0:02:48.480 --> 0:02:51.120 It's clearly D and D. Yeah, no one cares, Okay, 0:02:51.160 --> 0:02:52.000 I'm with Max, though. 0:02:52.040 --> 0:02:55.239 I think it's YACHTSI because it's I think it's about 0:02:55.240 --> 0:02:58.079 the dice, right, it's it's the whole game is the dice. 0:02:58.320 --> 0:02:59.680 Yeah, I think it's Yatzi. 0:03:00.120 --> 0:03:02.720 Oh and there's that dice. 0:03:05.040 --> 0:03:07.840 I know so many people that are into craps, Paul. 0:03:07.960 --> 0:03:09.080 No, not like that. 0:03:09.760 --> 0:03:14.440 I know not the wait I go Yazi for the 0:03:14.480 --> 0:03:18.119 goat of the dice game Empire Yatzi thoughts. 0:03:20.040 --> 0:03:23.240 I think you're correct. I think it's I think it's Yatzi. 0:03:24.040 --> 0:03:25.239 I don't know why I don't see you as a 0:03:25.320 --> 0:03:25.959 YACHTI guy. 0:03:26.000 --> 0:03:27.880 I think I've played it a few times, maybe because 0:03:27.880 --> 0:03:30.000 there's a little bit of math involved in that. Probably 0:03:30.360 --> 0:03:30.799 gods you not. 0:03:31.160 --> 0:03:33.800 But isn't YACHTI one of those games where like you 0:03:33.800 --> 0:03:37.680 could have somebody else do the mas, Like if you 0:03:37.720 --> 0:03:39.119 and I played, I would. 0:03:39.120 --> 0:03:43.280 I would have the score card in front of me. Yes, yeah, 0:03:43.360 --> 0:03:46.720 all right, Yeah, I think it's Yatzi. You don't play craps. 0:03:47.320 --> 0:03:49.240 I know I've never played. 0:03:49.320 --> 0:03:52.200 I've like watched Noro Dobb increase to it, but I've 0:03:52.240 --> 0:03:54.160 never I've never played it, have you hugs? 0:03:55.520 --> 0:03:56.560 Not in the classic sense. 0:03:57.760 --> 0:04:02.800 He's hockey, Yeah, us to play crowd the classics, that 0:04:02.880 --> 0:04:04.280 is the classics. 0:04:04.680 --> 0:04:06.880 Well, don't forget. You could even be on the love boat. 0:04:07.280 --> 0:04:10.760 You could have prostitutes and strippers flowing in from other states, 0:04:10.800 --> 0:04:14.720 and Dante's in the corner shooting dice. We were a 0:04:14.800 --> 0:04:17.320 card game right at the Trump game. That's how Morris 0:04:18.480 --> 0:04:21.880 play political stuff. I didn't know the president. I think 0:04:21.920 --> 0:04:23.320 so though. I think it's a I think it's a 0:04:23.360 --> 0:04:25.800 Trump game with with cards. 0:04:26.279 --> 0:04:27.440 I never asked him how to play. 0:04:27.440 --> 0:04:27.640 Though. 0:04:28.040 --> 0:04:29.680 He's always talking about Ray. 0:04:29.839 --> 0:04:31.760 Yeah, for a while, it was a huge thing on 0:04:31.800 --> 0:04:32.120 the game. 0:04:32.200 --> 0:04:33.600 It was I thought he was talking about one of 0:04:33.640 --> 0:04:35.039 his old childhood friends again. 0:04:36.160 --> 0:04:37.960 Yeah, trying to scare his friend down the streep. 0:04:38.800 --> 0:04:43.520 Hey, Ray, He's didn't start telling the story about how 0:04:43.560 --> 0:04:45.279 there were a couple of players that would play. 0:04:45.320 --> 0:04:48.839 Oh yeah, it was game game got real bad, man, 0:04:49.480 --> 0:04:50.480 real real bad. 0:04:50.640 --> 0:04:55.200 That's the long time ago man, long time ago game checks. 0:04:55.240 --> 0:05:00.560 And it wasn't cheap game checks. Whoa game you get 0:05:00.600 --> 0:05:02.200 paid for them outside of poker? 0:05:02.480 --> 0:05:05.040 If you if you guys wanted to gamble a significant 0:05:05.040 --> 0:05:10.840 amount of money on a game, not sports betting, not poker. 0:05:11.120 --> 0:05:15.040 We're gambling on something. What would it be like showings. 0:05:14.640 --> 0:05:15.400 At nine o'clock. 0:05:15.800 --> 0:05:19.039 We're putting a significant part of our our salar. 0:05:19.080 --> 0:05:19.599 Random line. 0:05:19.600 --> 0:05:21.760 What's the game rock paper scissors. 0:05:21.920 --> 0:05:26.880 That you that is instant? 0:05:27.080 --> 0:05:31.000 That is the gambler's thesis statement. I think, I go Hearts, 0:05:31.920 --> 0:05:32.919 I go cribbage. 0:05:33.440 --> 0:05:35.080 Cribbage, Yeah, cribbage is a good. 0:05:35.120 --> 0:05:36.600 Hearts is fun. I haven't playing in that long time. 0:05:36.680 --> 0:05:40.160 Hearts is great. Hearts is fun. You ever play spades core? No, 0:05:40.440 --> 0:05:41.200 what's the difference. 0:05:41.400 --> 0:05:46.320 It's almost basically the exact opposite of Hearts, essentially. 0:05:46.000 --> 0:05:49.520 Exact opposite of Hearts. It's just the spade is the 0:05:49.839 --> 0:05:52.240 is the high, the high whatever you call it. 0:05:52.360 --> 0:05:52.600 Suit. 0:05:53.520 --> 0:05:58.360 Essentially, you have a partner, you guys have before you. 0:05:58.360 --> 0:06:01.359 You guys have to say how many like books is 0:06:01.360 --> 0:06:04.200 what it's called, how many hands are gonna win? And 0:06:04.520 --> 0:06:07.480 if you go under that then you're punished. And sometimes 0:06:07.480 --> 0:06:09.680 you can, but if you go over that, you don't 0:06:09.720 --> 0:06:10.640 really get anything. 0:06:10.720 --> 0:06:13.760 Yeah, you have to like so when you're delta hand 0:06:13.839 --> 0:06:16.440 in Hearts, you can kind of see the path like 0:06:16.520 --> 0:06:18.760 if I take over the lead here, I can get 0:06:18.760 --> 0:06:20.880 these three four, So you have to kind of predict 0:06:20.920 --> 0:06:23.000 how many tricks you're going to take. Yeah, and also 0:06:23.040 --> 0:06:25.800 you can't really communicate with your partner. 0:06:25.880 --> 0:06:28.880 What you have. Is that how bridge works as well? 0:06:29.160 --> 0:06:30.480 Never played it same. 0:06:30.760 --> 0:06:32.920 I've never played bridge either, but I think bridge is 0:06:32.960 --> 0:06:35.400 something like that where you and your teammate have to 0:06:35.440 --> 0:06:39.479 have some kind of sixth sense about what you're trying 0:06:39.520 --> 0:06:41.760 to do, what the other person's trying to do. I 0:06:41.800 --> 0:06:44.320 think there's a bid involved. I'm not sure. 0:06:44.120 --> 0:06:47.160 A bridge game would be a great place for Hawk 0:06:47.240 --> 0:06:48.160 to pick up ladies. 0:06:50.000 --> 0:06:51.680 Ladies, Yes, I'm old dude man. 0:06:52.680 --> 0:06:54.479 Yeah, play Rock paper Scissors again? 0:06:54.600 --> 0:06:56.520 I got idea. How about a little Russian roulette? 0:06:56.520 --> 0:06:59.200 Who's that rock paper scissors? 0:07:00.120 --> 0:07:00.600 One? Two? 0:07:00.640 --> 0:07:00.880 Three? 0:07:00.920 --> 0:07:01.640 Oh? I lost? 0:07:03.000 --> 0:07:06.040 Yeah? How about little let's not wear a condom? You 0:07:07.600 --> 0:07:08.600 guys don't play some games? 0:07:09.680 --> 0:07:10.360 We're talking. 0:07:10.560 --> 0:07:13.239 Yeah, you guys will play games. 0:07:13.320 --> 0:07:13.520 Yeah. 0:07:13.560 --> 0:07:14.200 We pushed it. 0:07:14.280 --> 0:07:17.160 Too far to do a horny Jigsaw. 0:07:21.200 --> 0:07:22.560 Yeah, we pushed it too far. 0:07:23.640 --> 0:07:25.440 Play the bunch of ages. I'm going in. 0:07:25.880 --> 0:07:30.040 He's Jigsaw for sure. The little dog. This is the 0:07:30.120 --> 0:07:35.120 unmasking where we at you do not wear a condom 0:07:35.240 --> 0:07:36.800 where we at with Jigsaw? Is that over? 0:07:37.520 --> 0:07:37.560 No? 0:07:37.720 --> 0:07:40.200 I think there was there was one, at least a 0:07:40.240 --> 0:07:41.120 couple of years ago. 0:07:41.440 --> 0:07:43.640 It wasn't there like Saw ten. I don't know. 0:07:43.720 --> 0:07:46.040 I think they're they're gonna try to restart it. But 0:07:46.080 --> 0:07:48.360 there was one with the same O g old Man. 0:07:48.720 --> 0:07:53.160 They're releasing an under new name scene. 0:07:54.200 --> 0:07:55.480 You get that joke. He didn't react. 0:07:56.080 --> 0:08:01.240 You get that. No, you didn't get it. 0:08:02.800 --> 0:08:06.320 I think interesting, you know the other day when I 0:08:06.320 --> 0:08:08.360 got it, I got it, got it when I'm when 0:08:08.360 --> 0:08:13.840 I made a I make a picture of the average 0:08:13.920 --> 0:08:17.120 cafe and listener para trible listener, I think they have 0:08:17.600 --> 0:08:23.560 He's got a bobblehead of Pa and white face. Look 0:08:23.600 --> 0:08:23.960 at that? 0:08:24.320 --> 0:08:24.560 Does that? 0:08:24.640 --> 0:08:26.760 And that look like Pa and white face down there 0:08:27.320 --> 0:08:31.560 like a mia. The hell is going on? What is 0:08:31.600 --> 0:08:34.079 AI doing here? I guess it's better than being a 0:08:34.080 --> 0:08:37.520 black face, but still. 0:08:37.800 --> 0:08:42.800 It looks like doing Dave Chappelle does the white face right, 0:08:42.840 --> 0:08:43.240 it does. 0:08:43.920 --> 0:08:48.240 Man, Some weird things are happening on AI. The other 0:08:48.320 --> 0:08:52.960 day I had it make a friend and his wife 0:08:52.960 --> 0:08:55.440 a picture of of them, you know, take an actual 0:08:55.480 --> 0:08:59.360 picture of them and make it as a pencil sketch. 0:09:00.920 --> 0:09:02.400 And I said, can you change it so that they're 0:09:02.440 --> 0:09:04.480 holding hands to kind of go with this idea that 0:09:04.520 --> 0:09:07.680 I was working on, and it it made them hold hands, 0:09:07.720 --> 0:09:10.120 but it also left his other arm in the other place. 0:09:10.400 --> 0:09:15.760 So suddenly Matt had three arms, and I asked if 0:09:15.800 --> 0:09:17.760 it just to be cool, I wanted to find out. 0:09:17.800 --> 0:09:19.720 I said, do you see anything wrong with this picture? 0:09:19.960 --> 0:09:21.280 And it didn't answer the question. 0:09:22.920 --> 0:09:23.920 We had a ways to go. 0:09:24.200 --> 0:09:27.719 Yeah, or maybe that's the future of humanity, which is 0:09:27.760 --> 0:09:29.360 good because I got to use for that third arm. 0:09:29.559 --> 0:09:30.640 Yeah. 0:09:31.320 --> 0:09:34.600 Yeah, I want to be able to feel both movies 0:09:34.720 --> 0:09:36.200 and myself at the same time. 0:09:37.960 --> 0:09:44.679 You play Immortal Kombat, play with gorel Yeah, he this 0:09:44.840 --> 0:09:45.880 guy's got it great. 0:09:46.120 --> 0:09:49.080 He love a female Gol. You wouldn't definitely would you 0:09:49.160 --> 0:09:50.240 bang a female Gol. 0:09:50.280 --> 0:09:52.000 I don't know what that means, but sure is that 0:09:52.000 --> 0:09:54.719 the guy with the masks got a sword es. 0:09:54.760 --> 0:09:57.319 Actually, what they're asking is, are you a horny octopus? 0:09:57.559 --> 0:09:57.880 Yeah? 0:09:57.920 --> 0:09:58.640 Well I could be. 0:10:00.440 --> 0:10:03.960 I mean female girl that has to be a thing. 0:10:04.800 --> 0:10:05.760 I think there is one. 0:10:05.960 --> 0:10:10.040 You know what, every AI pornography that I see features 0:10:10.280 --> 0:10:12.079 a lady with all the parts. If you know what 0:10:12.160 --> 0:10:15.280 I mean, AI is convinced that the future of humanity 0:10:15.280 --> 0:10:17.160 has a penis and a giant. 0:10:18.080 --> 0:10:21.559 Tommy's like help is on the way. 0:10:22.360 --> 0:10:24.559 He's putting himself in crygenic sleep right now. 0:10:28.080 --> 0:10:29.240 Years He'll just ask. 0:10:29.120 --> 0:10:32.640 The group that if we have a flex capacity. 0:10:31.720 --> 0:10:37.520 All that needs my head? What just happened? 0:10:37.600 --> 0:10:41.640 Do the kids know the Mortal Kombat characters names? 0:10:41.679 --> 0:10:44.680 I gotta think they don't names. I don't know name it. 0:10:44.720 --> 0:10:45.480 Still comes out. 0:10:45.559 --> 0:10:49.280 Yeah, Well, there's like there's always new ones a game, 0:10:51.120 --> 0:10:51.600 and it's. 0:10:51.480 --> 0:10:55.599 A huge thing in the like online fighting game community. 0:10:55.720 --> 0:10:58.079 Still so, but it's way more niche than it used 0:10:58.080 --> 0:10:59.360 to be. I would say, I don't even. 0:10:59.240 --> 0:11:01.439 Know how many I could name now because I don't 0:11:01.440 --> 0:11:04.880 know how many are still surviving from thirty five years ago, 0:11:04.880 --> 0:11:05.600 as all. 0:11:05.480 --> 0:11:07.000 Of them I think are still in the goal with it. 0:11:07.080 --> 0:11:09.680 Yeah, okay, yea lu Kang raiding all those guys sub 0:11:09.840 --> 0:11:15.440 zero Sorpion. Sorpion who are the original it was raiding 0:11:15.760 --> 0:11:17.720 sub zero Scorpions. 0:11:20.200 --> 0:11:26.839 Lu Kang Katana. Yeah maybe he was there. 0:11:26.880 --> 0:11:28.200 You go again, getting political. 0:11:34.000 --> 0:11:34.959 I can't support him. 0:11:35.160 --> 0:11:35.920 Let me clerk. 0:11:36.679 --> 0:11:38.320 I'm going to rip your heart out of your trucks. 0:11:39.760 --> 0:11:42.240 That's not the worst impression. 0:11:42.760 --> 0:11:46.959 What did you say Kano Johnny cage Cano raiding lu 0:11:47.080 --> 0:11:51.000 Kang sub Zero Scorpion and Uhcho Man and Macho Man 0:11:51.040 --> 0:11:54.760 and Sonya and Bertha and Bertha. 0:11:54.280 --> 0:11:56.120 Right before every fight, Macho Man be like, I'm not 0:11:56.160 --> 0:11:59.959 a racist, and you're like, all right, we're all try 0:12:00.040 --> 0:12:01.920 trying to kill each other. At this point, it doesn't 0:12:01.960 --> 0:12:04.400 really matter if you're a racist. You're trying to rip 0:12:04.480 --> 0:12:14.599 my I'm not pa with a white face bottle. 0:12:18.280 --> 0:12:21.120 Man. Okay, So rock paper scissors to the death, you 0:12:21.160 --> 0:12:24.880 guys ready. 0:12:23.640 --> 0:12:25.440 And I'm just gonna tell you what he's gonna play 0:12:25.520 --> 0:12:27.760 before you before you shoot man. 0:12:27.800 --> 0:12:30.120 Since we are absolutely spinning. 0:12:29.760 --> 0:12:31.440 The wheel and just going around the world in this 0:12:31.480 --> 0:12:34.960 first segment, how freaking brilliant this just popped out. 0:12:34.960 --> 0:12:36.200 I hadn't thought of this in a long time. 0:12:36.280 --> 0:12:39.960 How freaking great was the rock paper scissors scene in Patriot? 0:12:41.040 --> 0:12:44.920 Do you remember that scene where they play rock papers No, no, no, 0:12:45.000 --> 0:12:47.679 not the Patriot again for the fiftieth time, Not the Patriot. 0:12:47.720 --> 0:12:50.679 That's Mel Gibson in that awesome Amazon show Patriot. 0:12:50.760 --> 0:12:51.400 I remember the show. 0:12:51.480 --> 0:12:52.400 Yeah, there's a there's. 0:12:52.240 --> 0:12:55.920 About a there's a rock paper scissors battle where they 0:12:55.960 --> 0:13:01.360 both throw the same symbol for like three minutes. The 0:13:01.480 --> 0:13:05.439 point of it is is that they're both so good 0:13:05.600 --> 0:13:11.640 at understanding human psychology. They know what's next, and they 0:13:11.960 --> 0:13:16.400 just keep tying, and it's like, God, dang, is this 0:13:16.480 --> 0:13:17.120 fricking awesome? 0:13:17.200 --> 0:13:19.440 You're like, how can that be interesting? Watching the same. 0:13:20.720 --> 0:13:22.920 You know, like basically a tie for two or three 0:13:22.920 --> 0:13:25.120 straight minutes, You're like, God, dang, this show is smart. 0:13:25.679 --> 0:13:26.959 That was an awesome scene. 0:13:27.360 --> 0:13:30.360 Yeah, because they know the odds, they know they're just 0:13:30.400 --> 0:13:32.840 playing their percentages, all right. I know that guy's going 0:13:32.880 --> 0:13:35.079 to start with the scissors, so I have to go scissors. 0:13:35.080 --> 0:13:38.360 I have to go rock and they just keep tying. God, 0:13:38.400 --> 0:13:40.719 that show. That show is so underrated. Well it's not 0:13:40.760 --> 0:13:43.880 even underrated. It just nobody even knew it existed until 0:13:43.960 --> 0:13:45.520 Charge gave us the heads up, and then we all 0:13:45.520 --> 0:13:47.559 fell in love with it, like what two or three 0:13:47.640 --> 0:13:49.199 years after it was over. 0:13:50.480 --> 0:13:53.240 That I think so, yeah, I think we missed the 0:13:53.280 --> 0:13:54.920 wave because everybody missed the wave. 0:13:56.120 --> 0:13:59.600 That's a top ten to fifteen show of all time 0:13:59.600 --> 0:14:02.200 if you havesk me, it's somewhere in that category. And 0:14:02.240 --> 0:14:05.840 it was what two seasons, something like eighteen episodes, and 0:14:05.880 --> 0:14:09.040 it is a ten out of ten, ten out of ten. Yep, 0:14:09.400 --> 0:14:11.920 max O, No, never heard of it. No, I just 0:14:12.000 --> 0:14:14.839 was googling it. I've never even heard of it. You 0:14:14.880 --> 0:14:18.000 would love it. It is so freaking smart and the 0:14:18.040 --> 0:14:20.680 attention of detail is off the charts. And it's a 0:14:20.720 --> 0:14:24.400 super small investment. Right, we're talking two seasons. But they 0:14:24.520 --> 0:14:27.560 sometimes set up a joke in it for four episodes, 0:14:27.680 --> 0:14:30.400 just for a thirty second joke. You're like, they've been 0:14:30.440 --> 0:14:32.440 working on that joke for four episodes. 0:14:33.000 --> 0:14:34.240 Man, this show has thought of. 0:14:34.200 --> 0:14:37.160 Everything, you know, the exact opposite of that. Go on, 0:14:37.400 --> 0:14:38.480 we're again spinning the wheel. 0:14:38.520 --> 0:14:40.720 You finished talk almost. 0:14:41.000 --> 0:14:42.800 I did watch another episode of it last night, but 0:14:44.160 --> 0:14:48.680 and I still you know, yeah, but here's the problem, 0:14:48.800 --> 0:14:51.520 the only problem I think I have with the new 0:14:51.600 --> 0:14:56.760 season of Game of Thrones whatever it's called. It's called like, 0:14:56.840 --> 0:14:59.120 there was a scene in Sunday's episode, which I watched 0:14:59.160 --> 0:15:02.680 last night where a guy, so, you know, the guy 0:15:02.720 --> 0:15:04.400 who's burned, he's got his face all burned and he's 0:15:04.440 --> 0:15:06.480 with the guy who has it gone, and yeah, those 0:15:06.480 --> 0:15:09.760 clarists they're in the city trying and they say something 0:15:09.800 --> 0:15:11.920 like that, Okay, hire the ship and out of nowhere, 0:15:12.000 --> 0:15:14.080 the guy goes A guy goes what ship? And they 0:15:14.120 --> 0:15:16.120 look up and the guy goes, you son of a bit. 0:15:16.280 --> 0:15:16.440 Yeah. 0:15:17.320 --> 0:15:19.320 Yeah, And the problem with that show that I have 0:15:19.480 --> 0:15:21.960 you know what I'm gonna say. They're like, oh my god, 0:15:21.960 --> 0:15:23.640 it's you, and I know that's the moment I should 0:15:23.640 --> 0:15:26.480 be saying, holy crap, that dude's still alive. Look at him. 0:15:26.640 --> 0:15:28.160 I have no idea who they're talking about it. 0:15:28.280 --> 0:15:29.480 They've tried a couple of. 0:15:29.400 --> 0:15:32.200 Times this year, right, that's the second time they've done 0:15:32.240 --> 0:15:34.360 the whole like, oh, that character is dead, but we 0:15:34.400 --> 0:15:37.040 all know he's not dead, but then he miraculously reappears. 0:15:37.080 --> 0:15:38.960 You're like that nobody felt for that. 0:15:39.080 --> 0:15:40.800 It would matter to me more if I knew who 0:15:40.840 --> 0:15:42.119 you were, sir, Yes. 0:15:41.920 --> 0:15:44.320 That's one of the twins, right, the surviving twin? 0:15:44.920 --> 0:15:47.600 Because oh yes, so is he from the royal line? 0:15:48.080 --> 0:15:51.920 Isn't he the is he a lanister? Isn't he a lanister? 0:15:52.240 --> 0:15:54.560 That the other one's head's gone. 0:15:54.800 --> 0:15:59.120 It would be really helpful if they were name tags. 0:16:00.440 --> 0:16:01.320 My name is blank? 0:16:01.480 --> 0:16:04.120 What a great April Fools thing for HBO to say 0:16:04.200 --> 0:16:06.640 season four of House of the Dragon, everyone will wear 0:16:06.760 --> 0:16:07.320 name tags. 0:16:07.360 --> 0:16:09.840 That would be great, very helpful. It really was. 0:16:10.000 --> 0:16:12.600 I'm with you, Hawk, I don't know it. It's been 0:16:12.640 --> 0:16:14.760 so long since the last season. I don't remember who 0:16:14.760 --> 0:16:15.800 any of these people are. 0:16:15.840 --> 0:16:17.800 And that is the negative. And I think where you 0:16:17.880 --> 0:16:20.800 got to dumb things down. Yep, if you're writing to 0:16:21.400 --> 0:16:24.200 for weekly releases, if you're releasing the whole thing at 0:16:24.200 --> 0:16:27.040 once and I'm watching ten episodes in two days, I'm 0:16:27.040 --> 0:16:29.080 going to remember who that guy is, right, But if 0:16:29.080 --> 0:16:30.680 you're going week to week the week like they used 0:16:30.680 --> 0:16:32.000 to do on Happy Days, you got to dumb it 0:16:32.000 --> 0:16:32.720 down a bit for us. 0:16:32.760 --> 0:16:34.280 So do you think here's I thought this is where 0:16:34.280 --> 0:16:38.280 you were going to go. And your complaint is also 0:16:38.920 --> 0:16:41.760 I think a common one that that seems a little lazy. 0:16:41.840 --> 0:16:43.400 I think this feels a little bit lazy too. My 0:16:43.440 --> 0:16:46.440 only my biggest complaint about this season is it feels 0:16:46.520 --> 0:16:48.920 like they are rushing to connect the dots and there's 0:16:48.920 --> 0:16:52.280 no fun space in between to just let the show breathe. 0:16:52.520 --> 0:16:55.080 It's just like, how do we get this storyline to 0:16:55.120 --> 0:16:57.680 progress as fast as possible? Well, what if these two 0:16:57.680 --> 0:16:59.040 guys are just sitting around and all of a sudden 0:16:59.080 --> 0:17:00.840 they talk about a ship and the guys right there, 0:17:00.840 --> 0:17:02.720 because we need to get this thing going. Like I 0:17:02.720 --> 0:17:04.600 feel like they're trying to hit the fast forward on 0:17:04.720 --> 0:17:07.720 making sure that every dot is getting connected as quickly 0:17:07.760 --> 0:17:11.880 as possible. Was there is a finite source of information, 0:17:12.000 --> 0:17:13.840 right because they have they have to wrap this up 0:17:13.840 --> 0:17:14.640 into like another season. 0:17:16.040 --> 0:17:17.119 Yeah, there's like a million. 0:17:17.160 --> 0:17:20.399 And I don't feel emotionally invested in almost any character 0:17:20.480 --> 0:17:24.080 except for Vernia basically at this point, because all these 0:17:24.320 --> 0:17:27.040 other characters just are on the TV for five minutes 0:17:27.080 --> 0:17:28.560 at a time and it's like, I don't I don't 0:17:28.560 --> 0:17:29.520 even know who the hell you are. 0:17:29.560 --> 0:17:30.760 I'm still trying to figure that out. 0:17:30.880 --> 0:17:33.040 What about the guy who used to get it on 0:17:33.160 --> 0:17:35.120 with the queen who's in prison with her daughter now, 0:17:35.600 --> 0:17:38.720 but he's like generally identified himself last night as the 0:17:38.720 --> 0:17:42.720 best soldier on the planet. Suddenly he's just like, let's 0:17:42.720 --> 0:17:45.439 all kill ourselves. 0:17:45.680 --> 0:17:46.320 Christ and Cole. 0:17:46.520 --> 0:17:50.639 Yeah, like what and that dear old Fabian Frankel I 0:17:50.680 --> 0:17:52.919 think is his real name? That guy on Task? 0:17:53.400 --> 0:17:54.560 Holy? How right? 0:17:54.640 --> 0:17:55.800 How great was that guy? 0:17:56.600 --> 0:17:56.879 Yeah? 0:17:56.960 --> 0:17:58.120 That's where I knew that guy from. 0:17:58.160 --> 0:18:00.719 So that's so sauce. You don't watch House of the Dragons. 0:18:00.800 --> 0:18:03.080 I do not, So I don't want to ruin task 0:18:04.480 --> 0:18:06.439 one of the one of the main guys in the 0:18:06.480 --> 0:18:08.640 Task Force, not Ruffalo, the other guy. You know, there's 0:18:08.680 --> 0:18:11.359 like the girls who but the guy in Task Yeah, yeah, 0:18:11.400 --> 0:18:14.200 it's not Ruffalo. He is a He is Christian Cole 0:18:14.240 --> 0:18:16.240 in the House of the Dragon. He's an awesome actor. 0:18:16.359 --> 0:18:18.639 Yeah, he's really good and I like that character. And 0:18:18.680 --> 0:18:22.840 suddenly he's just like life is no meaning. I say 0:18:22.840 --> 0:18:25.640 a really pretty speech. Now follow me to death, go 0:18:25.920 --> 0:18:26.439 go go. 0:18:29.440 --> 0:18:31.199 A lot of ways, he's meat sauce and he's like 0:18:31.240 --> 0:18:34.280 he's tired of walking and finding that there's no bridges're like, 0:18:34.440 --> 0:18:35.120 I am done. 0:18:35.640 --> 0:18:37.760 He wanted to take his ball and go home. 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