Speaker 1: All right, it's Mojo in the Morning Show. My wife
Speaker 1: is a big liar. I want to know that this
Speaker 1: is okay for me to talk about because guess what,
Speaker 1: she lied, lied, lied, all right, and I'm busting her
Speaker 1: in lines. Yes, So, Chelsea and I have this agreement
Speaker 1: with each other that we've had now for maybe five, six,
Speaker 1: seven years, who knows how long it's been. And the
Speaker 1: agreement is we do not buy each other birthday gifts,
Speaker 1: mothers Father's Day gifts, anniversary gifts, and Christmas gifts. We
Speaker 1: decide that what we're gonna do for each other is
Speaker 1: we're gonna leave it to the kids to go get
Speaker 1: us whatever we want. You know, if they're going to
Speaker 1: buy something, have them get it, or we just want
Speaker 1: if we want something, we'll go get it ourselves, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Like, it's it's stupid to even
Speaker 1: do the whole we're gonna buy you gifts. We've been
Speaker 1: together for such a long period of time. Honestly, it's
Speaker 1: at that point let's just focus on the care children.
Speaker 1: I think it was her idea, I really do, because
Speaker 1: if I came up with that idea, it would be
Speaker 1: a bad idea, you know what. I mean, and honestly,
Speaker 1: it gets to a point where what is she going
Speaker 1: to get me. She's going to get me a Carl's
Speaker 1: golf Land golf cart gift cards, which is not And honestly,
Speaker 1: occasionally she might even get me one of those, just
Speaker 1: out of the blue and say, hey, I was at
Speaker 1: Carls and I got you this. So long story short,
Speaker 1: this is our agreement that we have with each other.
Speaker 1: This Christmas, we wake up and I look underneath the
Speaker 1: Christmas tree and there are all of our stockings that
Speaker 1: were hung nicely on the fireplace or the mantle. We
Speaker 1: don't have a fireplace, so they were hung just there,
Speaker 1: and they were all laid out on the ground underneath
Speaker 1: a Christmas tree. And Santa had something in every single
Speaker 1: one of those, including mine, except for one. Chelsea's had
Speaker 1: nothing because guess what, Santa's a big fat liar. Two.
Speaker 1: And Santa gave everybody something except for Chelsea because guess
Speaker 1: what Santa is me. So I noticed that there is
Speaker 1: nothing in Chelsea's and I'm like, oh crap. And then
Speaker 1: I started real and there's nothing, like no candy or
Speaker 1: anything like she got candy and all the stuff for
Speaker 1: the kids, even those what are those hot and spicy
Speaker 1: candies called the Little Red? No, the Little Red she
Speaker 1: loves so guess what Santa does too. So I'm freaking
Speaker 1: out going What the hell am I going to do?
Speaker 1: So what do I do? I go to everybody's favorite
Speaker 1: Christmas destination, CVS. What this is? Eight a m.
Speaker 2: Shannon, Christmas mornings are limited, It's what I'm trying to
Speaker 2: get at here.
Speaker 1: No best I open at eight am? Call Lucido, find jewelry,
Speaker 1: and they would hang up the phone on me. They
Speaker 1: probably like, what are you doing? There's nothing open at
Speaker 1: eight am on Christmas morning? So I drag my ass
Speaker 1: out with my BedHead and all. I put a baseball
Speaker 1: hat on and I get into the car. I drive
Speaker 1: up to the CVS. I walk in and there are
Speaker 1: only people that are in CVS at eight am on
Speaker 1: at Christmas morning are either people that are sick because
Speaker 1: they have the flu, or guys like me. So I
Speaker 1: go through the aisles. You know that they have cards
Speaker 1: at CBS. I got a card. They have cards at CBS.
Speaker 1: I did not even know that they have cards at CBS.
Speaker 1: I've never gone to CBS for anything other than my prescriptions,
Speaker 1: condoms and shavers, or razors and stuff. Speaking of razors,
Speaker 1: Chelsea got a razor, Yes, I got. I went up
Speaker 1: and down the aisles. I found things that they had.
Speaker 1: Do you know that they've got electronic devices there like what, Well,
Speaker 1: let me tell you they've got everybody's favorite cook everybody's
Speaker 1: favorite cookers, crock pots. They got crock pot. When is
Speaker 1: the last time that you had a crockpot? As seen
Speaker 1: on TV? To crockpot? That CBSS clothes.
Speaker 2: And I know this because our boss, Colleen Grant and
Speaker 2: I share an affinity for a certain fleece pullover that
Speaker 2: you could only.
Speaker 1: Get at I should have called you, I should have
Speaker 1: asked you, what's usually the photos. I did not get
Speaker 1: a close because actually I was going to get I
Speaker 1: was going to get they had a shirt that said
Speaker 1: It's Christmas, And all I got was this shirt whatever.
Speaker 1: I was going to get that far, Yeah, And I figured,
Speaker 1: I know that's just something that you can actually use
Speaker 1: as AMMO later in life. It was all last minute
Speaker 1: stuff and there. Oh well, first off, she knew that
Speaker 1: when I was gone for the period of time, I
Speaker 1: wasn't just going to get our Starbucks, which I did
Speaker 1: get Starbucks, and I got Starbucks gift cards.
Speaker 2: I got her Starbucks stocking stuffer.
Speaker 1: I got her not only Starbucks gift cards, but guess
Speaker 1: what they've got Home Depot gift cards too. She's gonna
Speaker 1: ry what was in your stocking? So how did this go?
Speaker 1: On the other end? So, my my stocking had some
Speaker 1: golf stuff in it, including the Carl's Golf lands. So
Speaker 1: she prepared. Yes, she went out and did all this stuff.
Speaker 1: I'm saying she can prepare all kinds of stuff. It
Speaker 1: had everything because she said everybody deserves to have something
Speaker 1: in their stocking, even her. So I want to ask
Speaker 1: this question. I'm gonna throw this out there. What's the
Speaker 1: worst last minute gift that either you've given or you
Speaker 1: got eight four to four Mojo Live eight four four
Speaker 1: six six five six five four eight What do you
Speaker 1: think about that whole idea too of no gifts and
Speaker 1: then somebody breaking the rule?
Speaker 2: So we started that rule last year and this year
Speaker 2: we kept it. However, it's kind of not a real
Speaker 2: rule because West still takes my kids out to buy
Speaker 2: gifts for me, So he basically buys what he wants
Speaker 2: to buy me, and he's like, kids, this look good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, yeah, and I do the same with my
Speaker 3: yeah kids age, so he gets really good stuff. When
Speaker 3: Luke was little, I used to say to him, all right,
Speaker 3: we're going to the mall. We're going to get your
Speaker 3: mom anything. And guess what she got? Video games?
Speaker 1: I feel like, what are you doing?
Speaker 2: However, I will say, it's so funny because I did
Speaker 2: all of the shopping pretty much for everybody for Christmas
Speaker 2: this year, and I think Wes thought I was going
Speaker 2: to forget about stock his his stocking, so he bought
Speaker 2: all the stuff for his own stocking. My gosh, yeah,
Speaker 2: hold on, well but I didn't forget, so he had
Speaker 2: his stuff and then my stuff.
Speaker 1: Yes, did he get hot to Molly's? No, I would
Speaker 1: have loved to have got Robin. What's going on? Robin?
Speaker 2: Hi?
Speaker 4: My husband and I also have kind of the same
Speaker 4: We just don't buy his each other things because we
Speaker 4: buy things throughout the year. But we've been married eighteen
Speaker 4: years and I've always had a flat not filled stocking.
Speaker 4: But this year my fifteen year old daughter kind of noticed,
Speaker 4: you know, more so last year, and so she went
Speaker 4: this year and she bought stuff to fill my stocking.
Speaker 2: Night stop.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, you know what that is? A great daughter?
Speaker 1: Can I adopt her? I need to get I can't
Speaker 1: believe none of my kids even thought of this, Like
Speaker 1: it pisses me off. What's going on? Nia? How are you?
Speaker 2: I'm good?
Speaker 5: How Happy New Year?
Speaker 1: Everyone? What's happening?
Speaker 5: Do you guys know what CBS stands for?
Speaker 1: At the acronym no enlightenment? Yeah?
Speaker 6: I just want to do a little quick trivia.
Speaker 4: It's Consumer Value Store.
Speaker 6: So anytime I'm going there, I just say I'm going
Speaker 6: to Consumer Value store instead of saying it's say CBS.
Speaker 1: You know what? There you go. I went to Consumer
Speaker 1: Value Store. I had no idea. I thought you actually
Speaker 1: had a funny one at this one and it says
Speaker 1: can share with CVS. Hands for I was gonna be
Speaker 1: like Christmas, somebody give me a good acronym for CVS
Speaker 1: on a dummy like me having to go there on
Speaker 1: Christmas Day? What's up, Jake? Hey, how's it going good? Buddy?
Speaker 1: What's going on? Well?
Speaker 7: Talking about re wrapping presents, I or the worst stocking
Speaker 7: stuffer this year. I was like struggling for my dad.
Speaker 7: I didn't know what to get him, and like I
Speaker 7: just I was working up until Christmas and I had
Speaker 7: no time and I rewrapped his like a big pack
Speaker 7: of like prov one golf balls that we got him
Speaker 7: last year.
Speaker 1: That's great. Can I tell you the greatest TikTok I
Speaker 1: saw over break, and I don't know if anybody else
Speaker 1: saw this in their algorithm, was the grandma who got
Speaker 1: everything from her own house. Did you see that all?
Speaker 1: It was the funniest thing ever. They literally all the
Speaker 1: kids and you know, family and everybody went over to
Speaker 1: Grandma's house and just grabbed Was she surprised at I
Speaker 1: got something like this? By the time that she opened
Speaker 1: up her fifteenth one, She's like, you guys, are I did.
Speaker 2: See the I did see the video of the grandkids
Speaker 2: that wrapped up like a really sexy song for Grandma.
Speaker 2: But on the card they made it look like Grandpa
Speaker 2: gave it to her. She opf and was like his eyes,
Speaker 2: like Grandpa's eyes were as big as golf balls.
Speaker 1: What's up? Kayley? It was nothing much? What's going on? Kayley?
Speaker 1: I think I By the way, oh my wife something today.
Speaker 1: I might have to go to the mall after the
Speaker 1: show's over with.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, so, uh, my friend, my neighbor came over
Speaker 6: and gave him a gas card, and all we had
Speaker 6: were gag gifts left, so we gave her a Yodling
Speaker 6: pickle I saw.
Speaker 1: CBS pickle.
Speaker 2: I hate that, by the way, when somebody unexpectedly gives
Speaker 2: you a gift and you're like scrambling for something to
Speaker 2: give back.
Speaker 1: What's okay, Kelly? How you doing?
Speaker 6: Hi?
Speaker 1: Good? How are you good? What's going on?
Speaker 5: Every year, my husband gets me a Michael Cours purse. Okay, Yes,
Speaker 5: they're so good. They're long lasting, and you can get
Speaker 5: them for the outlet store for a big one for
Speaker 5: like one hundred and fifty, and sometimes when you go
Speaker 5: to the store they'll give you like a matching wallet deal.
Speaker 5: So every year he does that and I love it.
Speaker 1: That's awesome. See that's a good husband. My wife probably
Speaker 1: wishes she had him. I will I will say this.
Speaker 1: I'm this year going to buy a bunch of things
Speaker 1: and just put him in my closets. Okay, I'm just
Speaker 1: going to buy and yeah, like cards, Chelsea has birthday, anniversary,
Speaker 1: graduation cards to go in a drawer just for that occasion.
Speaker 1: What's up. How you doing Bell?
Speaker 6: Hi? Happy New Year, Happy New Year, New Year, so
Speaker 6: last year, my dad forgot to do my mom's stocking,
Speaker 6: so he last minute panicked and so started running around
Speaker 6: the house just filling it up with random stuff. There
Speaker 6: was like granola bars in there, saltine crackers.
Speaker 1: I almost did that. I actually almost put in there.
Speaker 1: All we have in our house is healthy stuff. Now
Speaker 1: with Chelsea, you know, always reminded us to be healthy.
Speaker 1: So I almost put like protein powder, like here you go, Chelsea,
Speaker 1: I got your nice protein powder here. You you know,
Speaker 1: you know aino acids.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: That's why she did it. Though you think she'd have
Speaker 1: had a hell of a year she was in her fields.
Speaker 1: Well that's the thing, thankful, that's why she put the Gibson.
Speaker 1: The woman had cancer, That's what I'm saying. That's why there.
Speaker 1: You didn't even think about that.
Speaker 4: Bro.
Speaker 1: I am, what's up Rachel? How you doing?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 5: Good morning?
Speaker 1: What's going on?
Speaker 5: My aunt gifted me a Jesus dvd.
Speaker 2: Jesus on DVD, it's like an autobiography.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't even have a DVD player.
Speaker 6: Do you.
Speaker 5: I don't have a right back to your.
Speaker 1: You know what. Now you need to get a DVD
Speaker 1: player so you can actually see Jesus right there. What's up, Josh?
Speaker 1: How you doing?
Speaker 4: Stop good?
Speaker 1: How you guys? I'm okay. Happy New Year, buddy, what's up?
Speaker 1: I was just calling in for your abbreviation for CVS. Yes, uh,
Speaker 1: Christmas by a Santa.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 1: I like it. Christmas via Santa. Not funny, but I
Speaker 1: think of any better one. Maybe maybe because you said it, Jeff.
Speaker 1: It's funny. It makes me laugh. But thank you for
Speaker 1: the call. I appreciate it. All right, all right, take
Speaker 1: care of yourself by