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Speaker 1: This portion of The Joe Show podcast is powered by

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Speaker 1: Fair and Faara, Tampa accident Attorneys. Ashley, I think I'm dying. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't say that. I do. Jaie wasn't aware that

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Speaker 1: you do this. I've known you since I was in college,

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Speaker 1: so this is nothing new. Ashley eats paper, love paper,

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Speaker 1: big paper. Either I'm concerned note book paper.

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Speaker 2: It's not like computer paper or like it's just notebook paper,

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Speaker 2: and it's certain notebook paper. There was a notebook that

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Speaker 2: do J goofy w y. I could gift it myself

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Speaker 2: and another coworker and it's been delicious. He got us

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Speaker 2: this maybe a year ago, and I'm on the last page.

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Speaker 2: And lately I just been feeling like this weird, weird

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Speaker 2: feeling in my body, and I feel like it's because

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Speaker 2: I've been eating paper. So I'm like, I got a google.

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Speaker 2: Can I die from consuming paper? And I don't eat

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Speaker 2: it every day, It's just like when I do start

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Speaker 2: eating it, I'm gonna eat it that day, so youll sheet. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: my mouth is like watering for it. And I know

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna have a tough time once because I'm telling

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Speaker 2: you I can do you remember the notebook. Goofy white

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Speaker 2: kid got me?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I remember you eating paper during the war

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Speaker 1: the roses that we were taping. Yeah, we were trying

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Speaker 1: to catch a cheater and literally you hear in the.

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Speaker 2: Background because that's the only paper, the only notebook I

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Speaker 2: like eating. But I used to taste like it's I

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Speaker 2: don't know, it's so good though.

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Speaker 1: Anyone else I got poop poo, I can I talk?

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Speaker 1: Does anyone else eat paper?

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Speaker 2: It's kind of like what do you see them? TikTok?

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Speaker 2: The women who eat that.

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Speaker 1: It's like that chalk? What is it? It's it's called something.

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Speaker 1: Were there women eating chalk? There's something called pika or

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Speaker 1: biker gues where, yeah, where you eat stuff that's not food,

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Speaker 1: like people eat like laundry detergent.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it is called pika. It's not recommended to eat chalk,

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Speaker 2: but people do eat it. Uh. They crave these because

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Speaker 2: they have low iron or zinc. And some say it's

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Speaker 2: just mental health conditions or pregnancy. But I don't have

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Speaker 2: that mental health condition. I'm just telling you. It just

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Speaker 2: tastes it, really, And it's not every baby, it's not everybody.

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Speaker 2: I guarantee you. Once I'm done with this notebook. I'm

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Speaker 2: not going to eat paper again until I find another

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Speaker 2: or another notebook is gifted to me and I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 2: let me test it out.

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Speaker 1: No more notebooks, fro Goopy, you have to cut off these. Hey,

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Speaker 1: Mike and Lando Lakes one of our favorites. Yeah, Mike

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Speaker 1: has a warning for you, Ashley. No, I'm scared.

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Speaker 3: Okay, do you know what they use? The naked right

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Speaker 3: like the multiple people.

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Speaker 1: Are touching it? Oh yeah, hold on, what is the

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Speaker 1: ingredient bleach?

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Speaker 3: Bleach?

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Speaker 1: Which is why toxic? Am I gonna die?

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Speaker 3: Mike with a girl that did that? No? No, she's alive.

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Speaker 3: I went to school to the girl that did. She's

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Speaker 3: still eating it to the day.

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Speaker 4: She rolls it up to like a little tiny ball.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like watch, I don'll swallow on. She doesn't

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Speaker 1: walk though, she hops, and she also ribbits. Joe was crazy.

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Speaker 2: I was like, I get my arm amputated because like

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Speaker 2: some of the toxins got to the right side.

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Speaker 1: I don't know about that. But Mike's friend blinks twice

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Speaker 1: with their left and never with their right. Stop yeap,

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Speaker 1: what the side effect is?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I've been trying to google it, but they just said

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Speaker 2: if I don't eat it like you know all the time.

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Speaker 1: Mike, we've got someone actually who eats paper. So we're

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Speaker 1: gonna move on and then we love you, Mike. Tiffany,

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Speaker 1: your dog.

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Speaker 3: Eats paper, Yeah, any type of paper that's on the ground.

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Speaker 3: One time, and he's fine. He's nine years old.

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Speaker 1: He's also a dog.

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Speaker 2: You don't eat paper with them.

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Speaker 3: No, but he ate my chalk support one time. Oh really,

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Speaker 3: four hundred dollars on my night stand.

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Speaker 1: He ate three out of the four hundred.

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Speaker 2: I mean, what kind of paper was it on? Probably

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Speaker 2: was really good. Oh yeah, I never had no money,

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Speaker 2: but I can guarantee money takes.

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Speaker 1: I don't have it on me. I'm scared you're gonna

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Speaker 1: have some sort of intestinal blocks.

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Speaker 2: Why stopping today, No, I'll take that speaking into existence.

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Speaker 2: I take that back because I got like two sheets

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Speaker 2: left at home. After those sheets are I'm gonna be

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Speaker 2: done eating paper. Do not give me any note books.

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Speaker 1: We'll have to figure it out, Tiffany, thank you so much. James.

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Speaker 1: You know, we're consistently pitching television shows, you know, in

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Speaker 1: the hopes of one day we're gonna get famous, and

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Speaker 1: h you don't have a television show to pitch you

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Speaker 1: think that this television show that's already on the air

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Speaker 1: should have Ashley on, Which is my strange addiction.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, for sure, because of the simple fact that

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Speaker 3: I watch it and there's a lady who drinks gasoline.

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Speaker 3: There's a lady who eats toilet paper.

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Speaker 1: There's also a lady who.

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Speaker 3: Drinks air freshener.

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Speaker 1: Not doing that, drinks air freshener.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, she drinks air freshener. She'll spray the fabrize

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Speaker 3: and like the like the bathroom air fresheners into her

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Speaker 3: mouth and she'll drink it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. That's not good. That's not good. Yeah. We made

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Speaker 1: such a big deal about eating fair food. I mean,

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Speaker 1: let's just eat the tickets.

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Speaker 3: I actually tried that corn dog, the flameing hot one yesterday.

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Speaker 3: That was delicious. It was great.

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Speaker 1: Hey, by the way, enjoy the duty today. Hey, that's

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Speaker 1: what I guess. That was my day yesterday. We love you, James,

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Speaker 1: You're the best man. It was fun k you too, Hey,

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Speaker 1: Michael will end it with you because you can relate

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Speaker 1: to Ashley. You get too crazy people on the line.

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Speaker 1: You eat paper?

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Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, so I used to tear off the paper

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Speaker 4: from the roll or the spring notebook. Uh, and all

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Speaker 4: those little little pieces that would come up that you

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Speaker 4: would pull off.

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Speaker 1: Following bringing new meanings to a spring roll.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Oh and also I just wanted to say, jed with

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Speaker 4: the peeps?

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Speaker 3: Uh?

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Speaker 4: Have you tried them in the freezer?

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Speaker 1: Jenn? Have you ever tried frozen peeps? I have not,

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Speaker 1: and I'm not gonna do the freeze dried ones either.

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Speaker 1: Freeze dried candy sucks.

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Speaker 4: No, no, no. So the that's what got me hooked

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Speaker 4: on peaks. So every time they're coming out, I stick

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Speaker 4: them in the freezer. They don't freeze like streak drive.

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Speaker 4: They give you like a I want to say, like

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Speaker 4: a hard shoe before they got sick.

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Speaker 1: Jesus. Hey stick to Michael, Michael, we love you, Thank

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Speaker 1: you for calling in you the man this morning. Michael.

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Speaker 1: You better win this cruise. You'd be fun to hang

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Speaker 1: out with. Okay, you better win this cruise. Yeah, Paper,

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Speaker 1: I would be definitely.

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Speaker 4: You know what I need to be in the show.

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Speaker 1: Join the show. We'll make it happen. Michael. We love you. Uh,

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