WEBVTT - Unmasking ICE Agents 0:00:01.920 --> 0:00:06.040 Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Friday. 0:00:06.160 --> 0:00:09.319 So here's what we have coming up this hour. We're 0:00:09.320 --> 0:00:13.600 going to talk about everything from Neville Chamberlain to rhinos, 0:00:13.600 --> 0:00:16.840 how do we get rid of them? Unmasking ice agents, 0:00:17.000 --> 0:00:21.240 Tex Mex, Taco Bell, the ohan Omar attack, was it fake? 0:00:21.400 --> 0:00:24.400 All that and more coming up on the Jesse Kelly 0:00:24.480 --> 0:00:27.240 Show this hour. Let's get to this one, Jesse. I 0:00:27.240 --> 0:00:30.440 look forward to your show every day. I never related 0:00:30.520 --> 0:00:34.040 to democrat behavior to communism until I listen to your show. 0:00:34.080 --> 0:00:37.200 You open my naive eyes. Thank you. Oh and what's 0:00:37.240 --> 0:00:43.479 this surprise you've been talking about? I will tell you Monday. Monday, 0:00:43.520 --> 0:00:45.680 it's coming. I'm not gonna leave you hanging any longer. 0:00:46.760 --> 0:00:52.519 On Monday, I'm sending it to you. Jessekelly dot com. 0:00:53.440 --> 0:00:58.560 Go put in your email address. I can't stress enough. 0:00:59.040 --> 0:01:01.280 I am not gonna send you the ten percent off 0:01:01.320 --> 0:01:05.639 this week. It's not that. It's not that. Also, yes, Chris, 0:01:06.480 --> 0:01:10.560 stop sending us emails telling us to sign you up. 0:01:10.640 --> 0:01:15.440 That's not the way the commuter computer system works. Jessekelly 0:01:15.640 --> 0:01:19.760 dot com. It's big and bright. Your email address just 0:01:19.840 --> 0:01:22.720 gets put in and we're going to send you something. 0:01:23.200 --> 0:01:26.240 Stop asking for us to put in your email address. 0:01:26.520 --> 0:01:31.440 Please stop sending Jewish producer Christian email address Jesse Kelly 0:01:31.760 --> 0:01:34.920 dot com. I am not trying to scam you. I'm 0:01:34.959 --> 0:01:37.600 not trying to sell you anything. I'm not trying to 0:01:37.680 --> 0:01:41.440 sign you up. Like I said for our special Insider Club, 0:01:41.520 --> 0:01:44.360 you get fifty percent off your first month. It's nothing 0:01:44.600 --> 0:01:49.000 like that at all, Jesse Kelly dot com. I'm going 0:01:49.080 --> 0:01:53.440 to send you something and I think you're going to 0:01:53.560 --> 0:01:59.040 like it. I am pretty sure that China is not 0:01:59.080 --> 0:02:02.480 going to like it, and in a way that bums 0:02:02.520 --> 0:02:09.400 me out, because you know, I'm a history freak. China 0:02:09.480 --> 0:02:14.960 has so much insanely cool history. But I already can't 0:02:15.000 --> 0:02:19.160 ever visit China because I've made them angry before. The 0:02:19.280 --> 0:02:24.120 Chinese state media has put out articles basically call me 0:02:24.120 --> 0:02:27.160 the Antichrist and stuff like that. So I have to 0:02:27.240 --> 0:02:30.440 assume if I ever went to China that I would 0:02:30.480 --> 0:02:34.799 be arrested, which is a huge bummer because I watched 0:02:34.880 --> 0:02:38.320 James Bond go to Macau and he did some kind 0:02:38.360 --> 0:02:40.720 of gambling with these big squares and I don't know 0:02:40.760 --> 0:02:43.160 what any of that was. But now I want to 0:02:43.160 --> 0:02:46.400 go to Macau because they had these big lizards that 0:02:46.440 --> 0:02:48.880 were in the casino and it looked really what, Chris, 0:02:49.000 --> 0:02:55.240 it looked exotic? What what you know? That's a very 0:02:55.240 --> 0:02:58.000 good point, Chris. Chris said, I probably wouldn't get arrested 0:02:58.040 --> 0:03:01.760 because I would blend in so well James Bond blended 0:03:01.800 --> 0:03:06.639 in two. That's a good point. I didn't consider that anyway. 0:03:07.000 --> 0:03:10.320 I already can't visit Macau. I don't even really know 0:03:10.360 --> 0:03:12.160 anything else about it except I saw it in a 0:03:12.280 --> 0:03:16.240 James Bond movie and it's in China. After this comes 0:03:16.240 --> 0:03:19.480 out on Monday, there's no way I'm gonna be able 0:03:19.520 --> 0:03:22.880 to visit. I mean, absolutely no way. I will die 0:03:23.080 --> 0:03:27.880 one day, who knows without ever seeing the Great Wall. 0:03:28.680 --> 0:03:30.799 I want to see the Great Wall. I want to 0:03:30.840 --> 0:03:35.440 see some China stuff, Jesse. The Dems want ICE agents 0:03:35.480 --> 0:03:39.880 to provide identification. Does anyone know the danger these people 0:03:39.960 --> 0:03:46.840 are in? Already? All right, let's talk, it's just quickly here, 0:03:46.920 --> 0:03:53.520 let's talk. Does anyone know the danger? That's why they 0:03:53.520 --> 0:04:00.120 want them unmasked? Mao Speaking of China, Mao has a quote. 0:04:00.160 --> 0:04:04.920 It's a great quote because it's so true. All political 0:04:04.960 --> 0:04:09.080 power comes from the barrel of a gun. In the end, 0:04:10.040 --> 0:04:15.440 there's force behind all of it. Right, you can get 0:04:15.440 --> 0:04:19.280 a speeding ticket, you can choose to not pay it. 0:04:20.360 --> 0:04:24.280 Eventually the government is going to use force on you 0:04:24.320 --> 0:04:26.839 because you didn't pay it. They're going to throw you 0:04:26.880 --> 0:04:29.600 in a cage for not paying your speeding ticket. That's 0:04:29.640 --> 0:04:33.159 how it works, That's how societies work. It's all force 0:04:33.480 --> 0:04:39.520 in the end. Communists because they always operate as if 0:04:39.560 --> 0:04:44.680 they are a gorilla force. They're they're the revolution, They're 0:04:44.760 --> 0:04:50.800 they're always rebelling against the established order. They have always 0:04:51.160 --> 0:04:56.800 used violence and terror as part of how they politic 0:04:57.200 --> 0:04:59.240 Remember remember when I talked about it, I think it 0:04:59.279 --> 0:05:04.200 was this last week maybe whatever I talked about the Checka. 0:05:04.800 --> 0:05:07.800 You know who the CHECKA was. Checka was really the 0:05:07.839 --> 0:05:10.520 first secret state police, the first KGB. You would know 0:05:10.560 --> 0:05:13.640 him as a KGB before they became the NKBD and 0:05:13.680 --> 0:05:15.360 other things. They were the checker. They were known as 0:05:15.360 --> 0:05:20.359 the Checka. They were the communist demons, secret state police 0:05:20.360 --> 0:05:22.839 guys who would go pull your fingernails out and shoot 0:05:22.839 --> 0:05:23.920 you in the back of the head, do all this 0:05:24.000 --> 0:05:28.440 stuff that Russian secret state police did. The first head 0:05:28.480 --> 0:05:31.920 of the Cheka has a quote another again another great 0:05:31.960 --> 0:05:36.839 quote came right out and said it quote, we believe 0:05:37.240 --> 0:05:43.320 an organized terror. Let me say it again, we believe 0:05:44.040 --> 0:05:51.159 in organized terror. Democrat politicians and media people who talk 0:05:51.240 --> 0:05:56.120 about unmasking ICE agents. That prompts normal people like you 0:05:56.240 --> 0:06:01.240 to say, don't they understand those agents will then be threatened. 0:06:03.360 --> 0:06:09.000 They know that's the idea. They want agents, They want 0:06:09.080 --> 0:06:14.400 ICE agents afraid. They want them hurt, they want them murdered, 0:06:14.960 --> 0:06:19.400 they want their families threatened because they view these things 0:06:19.520 --> 0:06:25.920 as necessary to protect the communist revolution. That's why they 0:06:25.960 --> 0:06:29.760 want the masks off. And of course they have to 0:06:29.800 --> 0:06:33.200 lie about those reasons. Wow, it's like the Gestapo and things. 0:06:33.720 --> 0:06:38.360 But that's not why. And they all know it when 0:06:38.360 --> 0:06:41.159 you scream at these Democrats. But if they take the 0:06:41.279 --> 0:06:45.919 masks off, someone's going to hurt them. That would be 0:06:46.040 --> 0:06:49.760 like telling the lion, if you eat the gazelle, it's 0:06:49.800 --> 0:06:54.040 going to taste good. They know that's why they do it. 0:06:54.480 --> 0:06:54.880 That's it. 0:06:55.800 --> 0:06:59.800 You shouldn't You shouldn't have mail in ballots, Democrats, that's 0:07:00.080 --> 0:07:02.400 that makes it easier to cheat in elections. 0:07:04.400 --> 0:07:08.360 Yeah, they don't, that's the idea. 0:07:09.040 --> 0:07:12.920 Well, you if you you should have everyone show a 0:07:13.040 --> 0:07:18.440 voter ID otherwise foreigners are going to vote in elections. 0:07:19.640 --> 0:07:24.880 Yeah, that's the idea. Of course, they try to sell 0:07:24.920 --> 0:07:28.280 their horrible, nefarious plan. Well, black people can't get ID, 0:07:28.400 --> 0:07:29.960 which is one of the funniest things in the world. 0:07:30.120 --> 0:07:31.760 As if black people don't know how to walk in 0:07:31.800 --> 0:07:37.480 the DMV that's ridiculous. But they're always selling it. But 0:07:37.720 --> 0:07:45.239 underneath it all is violence, the threat of violence. Remember J. Powell. 0:07:45.240 --> 0:07:50.040 Remember we might call this getting strike ready. I think 0:07:50.080 --> 0:07:53.280 of it as getting us strike ready or street ready. 0:07:53.640 --> 0:07:56.280 And part of that is understanding our own strength and 0:07:56.400 --> 0:07:59.840 as we develop that strength, being able to assess our 0:08:00.080 --> 0:08:04.120 risk tolerance because we know that risk tolerance increases as 0:08:04.160 --> 0:08:07.280 the severity of the situation increases and as our own 0:08:07.360 --> 0:08:12.320 understanding of what's happening increases. So overall, the more we 0:08:12.440 --> 0:08:15.320 understand what's effective, what the risks are, and who's ready 0:08:15.360 --> 0:08:18.160 to participate, the more impact we can have. 0:08:18.760 --> 0:08:24.360 What is that that's encouraging violence? That's what that is. 0:08:25.160 --> 0:08:28.800 That is charging right up to the legal line. As 0:08:29.000 --> 0:08:35.000 an elected representative, she knows exactly where that legal line is, 0:08:35.640 --> 0:08:38.240 so she has to be very careful with how she 0:08:38.480 --> 0:08:44.720 uses her words. But that is obviously a call for violence. 0:08:45.280 --> 0:08:48.640 Why are you even talking about risk tolerance and strike 0:08:48.760 --> 0:08:50.320 ready and street ready? 0:08:50.320 --> 0:08:54.160 Why we might call this getting strike ready. I think 0:08:54.200 --> 0:08:57.400 of it as getting us strike ready or street ready. 0:08:57.800 --> 0:09:00.679 And part of that is understanding our own then as 0:09:00.720 --> 0:09:05.000 we developed that strength, being able to assess our risk tolerance, 0:09:05.040 --> 0:09:08.960 because we know that risk tolerance increases as the severity 0:09:08.960 --> 0:09:12.679 of the situation increases, and as our own understanding of 0:09:12.720 --> 0:09:17.840 what's happening increases. So overall, the more we understand what's effective, 0:09:17.920 --> 0:09:20.640 what the risks are, and who's ready to participate, the 0:09:20.720 --> 0:09:22.200 more impact we can have. 0:09:22.880 --> 0:09:26.280 They believe in violence to achieve political goals. Here's a nurse, 0:09:26.280 --> 0:09:27.400 Get on tender, get on hinge. 0:09:27.440 --> 0:09:30.120 Find these guys dur an ice agent, Bring some xlax 0:09:30.160 --> 0:09:32.880 and put it in their drinks. Get them sick, easily deniable. 0:09:33.480 --> 0:09:35.520 Somebody's not going to be supporting these guys. Where's the 0:09:35.520 --> 0:09:38.280 hotel where they eat? Who makes that breakfast? 0:09:38.400 --> 0:09:39.120 Let's find them? 0:09:39.240 --> 0:09:44.400 Okay, for today's resistance tip, anybody got any uh poison ivy, 0:09:44.440 --> 0:09:47.400 poison oak. Get some of that up with gloves, obviously, 0:09:47.600 --> 0:09:49.839 get it in some water and I'm going to put 0:09:49.840 --> 0:09:53.760 it into a water gun thing for faces, sabotage tactic 0:09:54.080 --> 0:09:57.760 or at least scare tactic. All the medical providers grab 0:09:57.840 --> 0:10:01.600 some syringes, have them full of sailing or sucks. 0:10:01.600 --> 0:10:05.120 I don't coin you know whatever. Whatever violence for you, 0:10:05.280 --> 0:10:08.719 when it comes to political violence is something you're afraid of, 0:10:08.760 --> 0:10:10.920 something you don't want for your country. I'm the exact 0:10:10.920 --> 0:10:14.280 same way. It's a terrible thing for a communist. It's 0:10:14.360 --> 0:10:20.840 just simply built in. It's necessary. We believe in organized terror. 0:10:21.320 --> 0:10:26.160 It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Magnificent Friday. Member, 0:10:26.200 --> 0:10:29.760 you can email the show Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show. 0:10:29.840 --> 0:10:32.000 Speaking of reeling in the East, let's talk about how 0:10:32.000 --> 0:10:34.840 the Nazis did in World War Two. Ah, Chris that 0:10:35.920 --> 0:10:38.720 that was a dad joke, a reference to the Nazis 0:10:38.720 --> 0:10:41.079 when they went into the Soviet Union and it ended 0:10:41.160 --> 0:10:42.400 up ruining anyway. 0:10:42.679 --> 0:10:48.680 Jesse, what's your historical opinion of Neville Chamberlain and the 0:10:48.720 --> 0:10:51.520 work he did with Hitler for Britain and France during 0:10:51.559 --> 0:10:54.680 World War Two. I have my own opinion of his 0:10:54.800 --> 0:10:59.720 antics during World War Two, but just wondering what's yours 0:11:00.320 --> 0:11:03.360 to have done a lot of capitulation with Hitler that 0:11:03.480 --> 0:11:07.079 could have been detrimental to Britain, says, I can use 0:11:07.080 --> 0:11:11.600 his name. His name is Albert. All right, you were 0:11:11.640 --> 0:11:16.600 probably going to be surprised by this, but I actually 0:11:18.080 --> 0:11:22.240 I understand Neville Chamberlain, and I have a little bit 0:11:22.280 --> 0:11:30.120 of sympathy for Neville Chamberlain. Here's why you and I. 0:11:32.080 --> 0:11:39.640 You know what. We love heroes, bravery, acts of valor. 0:11:40.800 --> 0:11:44.880 Everybody loves the story of the Alamo, where a bunch 0:11:44.920 --> 0:11:50.480 of brave Americans stood hopelessly outnumbered against the Mexican army 0:11:51.200 --> 0:11:54.320 and died to the last man. We love that. We 0:11:54.360 --> 0:11:58.160 loved the Spartan three hundred at THERMOPYLI, taking on the 0:11:58.200 --> 0:12:01.040 whole Persian army, held him out for three died to 0:12:01.080 --> 0:12:07.040 the last man. We love that. You know what doesn't 0:12:07.080 --> 0:12:10.599 get movies made about it, and you're not going to 0:12:10.640 --> 0:12:12.960 grow up admiring it, and I'm not going to grow 0:12:13.040 --> 0:12:18.440 up admiring it. The king who makes an agreement with 0:12:18.480 --> 0:12:24.760 a more powerful empire. He essentially becomes a vassal state 0:12:24.960 --> 0:12:29.480 of the more powerful empire and saves the lives of 0:12:29.559 --> 0:12:33.679 every person in his kingdom. No one writes movies about 0:12:33.720 --> 0:12:38.280 that guy. Nobody does. No one does the Mongols came 0:12:38.320 --> 0:12:42.120 into our city, and you know what I did. I 0:12:42.160 --> 0:12:44.160 told Genghis Khan. I think he's a great guy, and 0:12:44.200 --> 0:12:47.280 we're gonna work with him from now on. No one 0:12:47.320 --> 0:12:50.760 cares about that guy. No one reads books about that guy. Nope. 0:12:51.040 --> 0:12:56.960 But is that guy wrong every time? If Genghis Khan 0:12:57.160 --> 0:13:02.360 tells me I'm the king of Houston, and Genghis Khan 0:13:02.440 --> 0:13:06.560 and his Mongolian hordes surround Houston and they tell me 0:13:07.480 --> 0:13:11.040 I can submit to the Khan. I will pay him taxes. 0:13:11.559 --> 0:13:13.679 I'm gonna have to give him troops whenever he asks 0:13:13.760 --> 0:13:19.240 for them, or he's going to kill every single man, woman, child, 0:13:19.320 --> 0:13:22.280 and pet in the city and wipe out everyone's bloodline 0:13:22.320 --> 0:13:27.440 for the rest of mankind? Am I the bad guy? 0:13:27.640 --> 0:13:30.920 If I say yeah, I'll pay taxes, I'm fine with that. 0:13:32.320 --> 0:13:34.960 I know you're not going to admire me. I know 0:13:35.040 --> 0:13:37.560 that you're not going to tell your children about me. 0:13:38.160 --> 0:13:41.000 I will not be a legend. I'll be quickly forgotten 0:13:41.240 --> 0:13:45.520 or maybe even history. Maybe history will look down on me. 0:13:45.679 --> 0:13:48.960 He could have stood up to Genghis Khan, but your 0:13:49.040 --> 0:13:53.800 children lived, and their children after them, in fact, lived 0:13:53.840 --> 0:13:57.920 quite safe in the Mongolian Empire? Am I always the 0:13:57.960 --> 0:14:04.040 bad guy? Neville chain Bmberlin is famous. He's famous for 0:14:04.200 --> 0:14:09.640 trying to strike a diplomatic deal with Adolf Hitler that 0:14:09.760 --> 0:14:16.360 would calm him down and keep his insatiable appetite in check. 0:14:17.679 --> 0:14:22.080 And he thought he had done that. Looking back on that, 0:14:22.680 --> 0:14:26.240 with the benefit of hindsight like you have and I have, 0:14:26.920 --> 0:14:30.160 he looks like an idiot and a chump. How could 0:14:30.240 --> 0:14:33.040 you ever make a deal with a monster like Hitler? 0:14:33.080 --> 0:14:36.200 With the Holocaust and the evasion to How could you? 0:14:36.600 --> 0:14:39.800 But the Holocaust had not happened, the invasion of the 0:14:39.840 --> 0:14:43.160 Soviet Union had not happened, the Battle of Britain had 0:14:43.200 --> 0:14:46.840 not happened. Yet I know about all that stuff. You 0:14:47.000 --> 0:14:53.880 know about all that stuff Neville Chamberlain did not. We 0:14:54.000 --> 0:14:57.040 like Churchill. I like Churchill. You like Churchill. We will 0:14:57.040 --> 0:15:00.920 fight you on the beaches. We will never surrender. I 0:15:01.040 --> 0:15:03.320 admire that kind of guy more than I would ever 0:15:03.360 --> 0:15:08.680 admire a guy like Neville Chamberlain. However, is it fair 0:15:10.080 --> 0:15:16.760 that all of history now is essentially what an incompetent, weak, 0:15:16.880 --> 0:15:23.160 pathetic boob Neville Chamberlain is? Isn't that a little? And 0:15:23.200 --> 0:15:29.480 I hate using this term isn't that a little unfair? Yes, 0:15:29.520 --> 0:15:32.200 he got a wrong read on Hitler. He was wrong 0:15:32.320 --> 0:15:35.720 about who and what he was dealing with. He was wrong, 0:15:35.960 --> 0:15:40.600 I admit that. Does he deserve to be maligned by 0:15:40.760 --> 0:15:43.480 all of human history because Hitler turned out to be 0:15:43.560 --> 0:15:50.160 the devil himself? What Chris? Chris said? They're a little 0:15:50.160 --> 0:15:51.720 hard on him. But he did get the one thing 0:15:51.760 --> 0:15:58.440 wrong that mattered. What what? Oh? Just the capitulation of Hitler? 0:15:58.560 --> 0:16:03.120 Yea O slee That looks bad? Now what now? Let 0:16:03.120 --> 0:16:08.760 me ask you this. You're Neville Chamberlain. You believe Hitler? Okay, 0:16:08.800 --> 0:16:12.920 you're naive, You're wrong. What if that peace in our 0:16:13.040 --> 0:16:16.080 time thing? He walks down the stairs. Everyone's seen the 0:16:16.160 --> 0:16:18.800 video by now. He's waving the piece of paper, piece 0:16:18.840 --> 0:16:23.240 in our time? What if that turned out to be true? 0:16:25.000 --> 0:16:27.800 No invasion of the Soviet Union, twenty million Russians dead, 0:16:28.760 --> 0:16:34.200 No Holocaust that's six million Jews? Know this, know that. Nope, 0:16:34.480 --> 0:16:39.200 none of that happens because Neville Chamberlain strikes a good 0:16:39.240 --> 0:16:43.080 deal with Adolf Hitler. Hitler does a little conquering but 0:16:43.400 --> 0:16:46.600 mostly keeps to himself, gets Germany back on his feet 0:16:46.960 --> 0:16:50.040 and churn it obviously that's not how it worked out, 0:16:50.680 --> 0:16:55.960 and now Neville Chamberlain will always have that. I think 0:16:56.680 --> 0:17:01.560 that's a little unfair. They don't. They don't make movies 0:17:02.240 --> 0:17:07.120 about the world leader who capitulates. I realized that they 0:17:07.119 --> 0:17:11.040 don't make movies about the guy who strikes a diplomatic 0:17:11.119 --> 0:17:14.720 deal for peace. I know that's the case. I got 0:17:14.800 --> 0:17:20.000 it completely, I got it. But I think it's a 0:17:20.040 --> 0:17:24.040 little unfair. I'm not a Neville Chamberlain guy. When I 0:17:24.119 --> 0:17:27.720 look at World War Two, though, I don't look at 0:17:27.840 --> 0:17:34.879 Neville Chamberlain as this horrible, horrendous, bad guy, irredeemable. I 0:17:34.960 --> 0:17:37.480 know he was a weakling. I know he was stupid, 0:17:37.640 --> 0:17:40.560 but that's like every politician. Well not everyone, but that's 0:17:40.560 --> 0:17:45.680 almost every freaking politician. All right, all right, we got more. Next. 0:17:46.200 --> 0:17:53.000 It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Magnificent Friday. 0:17:53.080 --> 0:17:53.359 Member. 0:17:53.359 --> 0:17:55.480 If you miss any part of the show, you can 0:17:55.520 --> 0:17:59.800 download the whole thing on iHeart, Spotify iTunes. 0:18:00.040 --> 0:18:03.560 I'm having such a great day. Row row row your Bronco. 0:18:04.160 --> 0:18:12.280 Uh quick update about the rowing machine. I want a 0:18:12.359 --> 0:18:18.399 rowing machine badly. I have been online shopping for rowing 0:18:18.480 --> 0:18:24.080 machines the past two days. Okay, I'm getting a lot 0:18:24.119 --> 0:18:29.160 of pushback at the house from ob ob Is, insisting 0:18:29.240 --> 0:18:33.840 that the rowing machine is a dumb idea. She says 0:18:34.000 --> 0:18:38.320 it's gonna hurt my knee even worse. She says also 0:18:38.520 --> 0:18:40.719 that I won't use it, which is a little bit 0:18:40.800 --> 0:18:43.800 ridiculous because I use the other stuff, but she swears 0:18:43.880 --> 0:18:49.000 I won't use it. I'm I'm getting so much pushback 0:18:49.040 --> 0:18:52.560 at the house that I'm hesitant to spend the money. 0:18:52.560 --> 0:18:55.720 And speaking of the money, remember I told you I 0:18:55.760 --> 0:18:59.080 wanted to spend five hundred dollars. Remember what else I 0:18:59.160 --> 0:19:02.800 told you? This is something terrible about me that I 0:19:02.840 --> 0:19:08.879 wish I could change. There is a cheapness in me, 0:19:09.960 --> 0:19:12.280 not in dealing with other people. I'm a good tipper 0:19:12.320 --> 0:19:15.120 and all that. It's not that. It's not that I'm 0:19:15.160 --> 0:19:18.639 always trying to save money on things. I just I 0:19:18.680 --> 0:19:21.199 try to save money. Shut up, Chris, I try to 0:19:21.240 --> 0:19:25.240 save money. I'm always I'm looking for sales and discounts. 0:19:25.280 --> 0:19:28.800 That's how I was raised. When we went on vacation 0:19:28.920 --> 0:19:32.000 one time as a family, we weren't allowed to eat out. 0:19:32.040 --> 0:19:34.200 We went to the grocery store and we got cold 0:19:34.240 --> 0:19:36.919 cuts to make sandwiches in the room to save money. 0:19:36.920 --> 0:19:41.080 I'm my father's son. Okay. I told you I wanted 0:19:41.119 --> 0:19:44.840 to spend five hundred dollars on a rowing machine. Ever 0:19:44.920 --> 0:19:48.040 since I brought up the stupid rowing machine, people were 0:19:48.119 --> 0:19:50.320 sending me links. You gotta buy this, when you gotta 0:19:50.320 --> 0:19:57.919 buy that one. It's fifteen hundred dollars. Eighteen hundred dollars. 0:19:58.640 --> 0:20:01.639 I don't want to spend than that. I want to 0:20:01.680 --> 0:20:07.840 spend five hundred dollars. I know, I know. If I 0:20:07.920 --> 0:20:11.480 spend five hundred dollars on the rowing machine, I will 0:20:11.560 --> 0:20:14.760 hate myself for it. It will break, It'll be a 0:20:14.800 --> 0:20:18.720 piece of crap. It's gonna be garbage. I know it will. 0:20:19.040 --> 0:20:23.040 I know it, and I still want to do it 0:20:23.080 --> 0:20:29.760 to save money. What Chris Chris said, there are one 0:20:29.800 --> 0:20:34.480 hundred and two hundred dollars rowing machines. Chris, We've been 0:20:34.480 --> 0:20:39.280 doing radio together for seven years, and you still do 0:20:39.400 --> 0:20:43.199 not understand that you get what you pay for in life, buddy, 0:20:43.920 --> 0:20:47.520 You get what you pay for. One hundred dollars. Rowing 0:20:47.600 --> 0:20:50.480 machine is going to be the cheapest piece of Chinese 0:20:50.520 --> 0:20:54.280 made crap. It's gonna be garbage. It's gonna fall apart, 0:20:54.320 --> 0:20:55.960 and I'll end up with a piece of metal ap 0:20:55.960 --> 0:20:58.680 my rear end or something. It's gonna be a disaster. 0:20:59.200 --> 0:21:01.560 So why would I do that? Why would I do that? 0:21:01.680 --> 0:21:07.280 You're you're pushing me the other direction, Chris, I need 0:21:07.320 --> 0:21:09.919 to buy the nicer one, and I don't want to 0:21:09.960 --> 0:21:13.359 do it anyway. Jesse, your bumper keeps saying get the 0:21:13.440 --> 0:21:17.320 cure for rhinos. Yet Lindsey Graham and James Langford haven't 0:21:17.320 --> 0:21:20.600 gone anywhere where. When do we get the cure? And 0:21:20.640 --> 0:21:27.440 how do I get a prescription? Well, speaking of rowing machines, 0:21:28.720 --> 0:21:32.240 how do you stop being fat? Maybe you're fat right now? 0:21:33.400 --> 0:21:36.600 I told you twenty twenty five. For me, it was 0:21:36.640 --> 0:21:39.400 a bad year. I got some blood work coming up 0:21:39.840 --> 0:21:41.879 and it's going to be bad. I'm going to have 0:21:41.920 --> 0:21:43.960 to keep that out of Bob's hands or I'm never 0:21:44.000 --> 0:21:46.040 going to eat another meal. It's going to be bad. 0:21:46.760 --> 0:21:49.840 So I'm not pointing fingers. But maybe you're fat, maybe 0:21:49.840 --> 0:21:53.240 you've been fat. How do you get skinny? How do 0:21:53.240 --> 0:21:57.440 you lose weight? Oh, I'm well aware. You can take 0:21:57.480 --> 0:22:01.920 a shot. I got that. But what's the real way 0:22:02.680 --> 0:22:08.920 to get lastingly thinner in better shape? Diet? Exercise? Of course, 0:22:09.400 --> 0:22:12.320 then they can come up with every new thing out 0:22:12.359 --> 0:22:17.000 there that's never going to change a thousand years from now. 0:22:17.280 --> 0:22:19.400 The way to get in better shape and lose weight 0:22:19.520 --> 0:22:21.720 is going to be diet and exercise, always has been, 0:22:21.800 --> 0:22:24.920 always willing. They'll probably even have rowing machines. That's another 0:22:24.960 --> 0:22:30.159 story diet exercise. But what's the problem with diet and 0:22:30.160 --> 0:22:36.560 exercise takes time. I'm delaying my blood work as long 0:22:36.600 --> 0:22:41.280 as possible, because you can't have a year of eating 0:22:41.400 --> 0:22:45.359 cheese sticks every meal and then take a week of 0:22:45.400 --> 0:22:48.040 eating healthy and have good blood work. That's not how 0:22:48.080 --> 0:22:52.720 it works. You want to get rid of James Langford 0:22:52.720 --> 0:22:55.960 and Oklahoma. You want to get rid of him now 0:22:56.320 --> 0:22:59.760 because you know he's a worthless ginger eunuch. And of 0:22:59.800 --> 0:23:06.080 course you're right about that, But it takes time. United 0:23:06.080 --> 0:23:11.080 States senators are powerful. They raise They raise large quantities 0:23:11.119 --> 0:23:14.840 of money. Why do they get raise that money? What 0:23:14.920 --> 0:23:19.240 do they use it for? They spend a huge portion 0:23:19.400 --> 0:23:23.200 of that money going after the eyes in the ears 0:23:23.840 --> 0:23:29.719 of the normy Republican voters in their states. James Langford 0:23:29.800 --> 0:23:33.080 will raise a ton of money, and he will tell 0:23:33.280 --> 0:23:38.120 good people in Oklahoma who vote Republican. He will run 0:23:38.280 --> 0:23:42.480 campaign ads when it's primary season, telling all of them 0:23:42.760 --> 0:23:45.359 how conservative he is. And I bet you hoe you 0:23:45.359 --> 0:23:48.280 even do act our stand with Donald Trump. I know 0:23:48.440 --> 0:23:51.320 for a fact because I get Oklahoma people emailing in 0:23:51.680 --> 0:23:56.200 that James Langford does the church tour thing in Oklahoma, 0:23:56.520 --> 0:24:00.080 going after those evangelicals. Look at me, I'm one of you. 0:24:00.240 --> 0:24:04.680 I love Jesus. Vote James Langford. And if you are 0:24:04.920 --> 0:24:09.520 somebody who's low info, if you're a norm me, you 0:24:09.680 --> 0:24:11.560 can be seduced by that. 0:24:12.080 --> 0:24:12.280 No. 0:24:12.440 --> 0:24:16.800 I saw a TV ad he said he votes with Trump. No, 0:24:17.480 --> 0:24:21.680 James Langford. He was in my church on Sunday. I 0:24:21.720 --> 0:24:25.760 saw him talking to my pastor. He shook my hand. 0:24:26.200 --> 0:24:31.320 He was so sweet. And then, like an idiot loser, 0:24:31.800 --> 0:24:34.520 you go vote for him in the primary. He goes 0:24:34.600 --> 0:24:38.200 right back to DC and tries to pass amnesty again. 0:24:40.160 --> 0:24:43.920 It's hard to primary a senator. You need one candidate, 0:24:44.000 --> 0:24:48.520 not five like they always do, one who already has 0:24:48.640 --> 0:24:51.320 name ID. You can't come from nowhere and run for 0:24:51.359 --> 0:24:55.760 the United States Senate. You need one guy, one guy 0:24:55.760 --> 0:24:59.479 who people know. That guy also has to have the 0:24:59.520 --> 0:25:03.040 ability to raise money, a significant amount of money. He 0:25:03.080 --> 0:25:06.399 doesn't have to outraise the sitting senator. That's not realistic. 0:25:06.640 --> 0:25:09.840 He has to raise enough money to also be on 0:25:09.960 --> 0:25:15.159 the TV commercials, also mail things out higher campaign staffers, 0:25:15.520 --> 0:25:19.000 and those guys don't grow on trees. You can't magically 0:25:19.119 --> 0:25:24.440 just make one appear. It takes time. Texas may very 0:25:24.480 --> 0:25:28.680 well bounce that loser John Cornyn in the upcoming primary, 0:25:28.880 --> 0:25:33.720 but we got a wonderful mix of all those things. 0:25:34.200 --> 0:25:37.840 Ken Paxton is the attorney general in Texas. He is 0:25:38.000 --> 0:25:42.359 well known tech. Ken Paxton, because he's already run for 0:25:42.400 --> 0:25:46.640 statewide office, is going to raise good money, is raising 0:25:46.680 --> 0:25:50.280 good money. He won't outraise John Cornyn, but he's one 0:25:50.359 --> 0:25:55.520 guy raising good money, well known. We got that magic 0:25:55.640 --> 0:26:00.800 little mix. It's not fast to get rid of of rhinos. 0:26:01.800 --> 0:26:05.480 You can take a shot if you're too fat, that's 0:26:05.560 --> 0:26:10.280 not going to last forever. Diet and exercise takes time. 0:26:10.760 --> 0:26:14.080 Speaking of which, let's talk about Taco Bill. Was that 0:26:14.400 --> 0:26:18.040 attack on ihan Omar fake? Someone wants to talk about 0:26:18.080 --> 0:26:23.240 me being the coxswain of the rowing team and more. Now, sadly, 0:26:24.440 --> 0:26:27.800 you can't use zip recruiter to replace your politician. You 0:26:28.000 --> 0:26:31.399 just can't. If you could, the country would be better 0:26:31.440 --> 0:26:36.200 off like tomorrow. But you can't. It is the Jesse 0:26:36.440 --> 0:26:37.480 Kelly Show. 0:26:37.520 --> 0:26:42.680 Odd a wonderful, wonderful Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday, 0:26:42.800 --> 0:26:45.920 churning and burnon through all the freaking questions. Today, I'm 0:26:46.000 --> 0:26:47.120 just having the best day. 0:26:47.240 --> 0:26:50.760 Don Levin got arrested, no mistake. 0:26:51.240 --> 0:26:55.359 Under President Trump's leadership and this administration, you have the 0:26:55.480 --> 0:26:59.399 right to worship freely and safely. And if I haven't 0:26:59.400 --> 0:27:03.280 been clear, if you violate that sacred right, we are 0:27:03.280 --> 0:27:04.040 coming after you. 0:27:05.680 --> 0:27:09.439 That's just beautiful, isn't it beautiful? Remember you can email 0:27:09.480 --> 0:27:13.040 the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Doctor Jesse. 0:27:14.200 --> 0:27:16.679 With all the great Text Mex places in your area, 0:27:17.240 --> 0:27:20.360 why do you go to Taco Bell? That's like going 0:27:20.400 --> 0:27:24.359 to Pizza Hut in New York City. Okay, he says, 0:27:24.359 --> 0:27:27.480 I can say his name. His name is Joe. That's 0:27:27.560 --> 0:27:32.280 very fair. Why go to Taco Bell when there's all 0:27:32.280 --> 0:27:44.840 these Texmex places. Put it to you this way. I 0:27:44.840 --> 0:27:48.719