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Speaker 2: So here's what we have coming up this hour. We're
Speaker 2: going to talk about everything from Neville Chamberlain to rhinos,
Speaker 2: how do we get rid of them? Unmasking ice agents,
Speaker 2: Tex Mex, Taco Bell, the ohan Omar attack, was it fake?
Speaker 2: All that and more coming up on the Jesse Kelly
Speaker 2: Show this hour. Let's get to this one, Jesse. I
Speaker 2: look forward to your show every day. I never related
Speaker 2: to democrat behavior to communism until I listen to your show.
Speaker 2: You open my naive eyes. Thank you. Oh and what's
Speaker 2: this surprise you've been talking about? I will tell you Monday. Monday,
Speaker 2: it's coming. I'm not gonna leave you hanging any longer.
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Speaker 2: you get fifty percent off your first month. It's nothing
Speaker 2: like that at all, Jesse Kelly dot com. I'm going
Speaker 2: to send you something and I think you're going to
Speaker 2: like it. I am pretty sure that China is not
Speaker 2: going to like it, and in a way that bums
Speaker 2: me out, because you know, I'm a history freak. China
Speaker 2: has so much insanely cool history. But I already can't
Speaker 2: ever visit China because I've made them angry before. The
Speaker 2: Chinese state media has put out articles basically call me
Speaker 2: the Antichrist and stuff like that. So I have to
Speaker 2: assume if I ever went to China that I would
Speaker 2: be arrested, which is a huge bummer because I watched
Speaker 2: James Bond go to Macau and he did some kind
Speaker 2: of gambling with these big squares and I don't know
Speaker 2: what any of that was. But now I want to
Speaker 2: go to Macau because they had these big lizards that
Speaker 2: were in the casino and it looked really what, Chris,
Speaker 2: it looked exotic? What what you know? That's a very
Speaker 2: good point, Chris. Chris said, I probably wouldn't get arrested
Speaker 2: because I would blend in so well James Bond blended
Speaker 2: in two. That's a good point. I didn't consider that anyway.
Speaker 2: I already can't visit Macau. I don't even really know
Speaker 2: anything else about it except I saw it in a
Speaker 2: James Bond movie and it's in China. After this comes
Speaker 2: out on Monday, there's no way I'm gonna be able
Speaker 2: to visit. I mean, absolutely no way. I will die
Speaker 2: one day, who knows without ever seeing the Great Wall.
Speaker 2: I want to see the Great Wall. I want to
Speaker 2: see some China stuff, Jesse. The Dems want ICE agents
Speaker 2: to provide identification. Does anyone know the danger these people
Speaker 2: are in? Already? All right, let's talk, it's just quickly here,
Speaker 2: let's talk. Does anyone know the danger? That's why they
Speaker 2: want them unmasked? Mao Speaking of China, Mao has a quote.
Speaker 2: It's a great quote because it's so true. All political
Speaker 2: power comes from the barrel of a gun. In the end,
Speaker 2: there's force behind all of it. Right, you can get
Speaker 2: a speeding ticket, you can choose to not pay it.
Speaker 2: Eventually the government is going to use force on you
Speaker 2: because you didn't pay it. They're going to throw you
Speaker 2: in a cage for not paying your speeding ticket. That's
Speaker 2: how it works, That's how societies work. It's all force
Speaker 2: in the end. Communists because they always operate as if
Speaker 2: they are a gorilla force. They're they're the revolution, They're
Speaker 2: they're always rebelling against the established order. They have always
Speaker 2: used violence and terror as part of how they politic
Speaker 2: Remember remember when I talked about it, I think it
Speaker 2: was this last week maybe whatever I talked about the Checka.
Speaker 2: You know who the CHECKA was. Checka was really the
Speaker 2: first secret state police, the first KGB. You would know
Speaker 2: him as a KGB before they became the NKBD and
Speaker 2: other things. They were the checker. They were known as
Speaker 2: the Checka. They were the communist demons, secret state police
Speaker 2: guys who would go pull your fingernails out and shoot
Speaker 2: you in the back of the head, do all this
Speaker 2: stuff that Russian secret state police did. The first head
Speaker 2: of the Cheka has a quote another again another great
Speaker 2: quote came right out and said it quote, we believe
Speaker 2: an organized terror. Let me say it again, we believe
Speaker 2: in organized terror. Democrat politicians and media people who talk
Speaker 2: about unmasking ICE agents. That prompts normal people like you
Speaker 2: to say, don't they understand those agents will then be threatened.
Speaker 2: They know that's the idea. They want agents, They want
Speaker 2: ICE agents afraid. They want them hurt, they want them murdered,
Speaker 2: they want their families threatened because they view these things
Speaker 2: as necessary to protect the communist revolution. That's why they
Speaker 2: want the masks off. And of course they have to
Speaker 2: lie about those reasons. Wow, it's like the Gestapo and things.
Speaker 2: But that's not why. And they all know it when
Speaker 2: you scream at these Democrats. But if they take the
Speaker 2: masks off, someone's going to hurt them. That would be
Speaker 2: like telling the lion, if you eat the gazelle, it's
Speaker 2: going to taste good. They know that's why they do it.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 3: You shouldn't You shouldn't have mail in ballots, Democrats, that's
Speaker 3: that makes it easier to cheat in elections.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they don't, that's the idea.
Speaker 3: Well, you if you you should have everyone show a
Speaker 3: voter ID otherwise foreigners are going to vote in elections.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the idea. Of course, they try to sell
Speaker 2: their horrible, nefarious plan. Well, black people can't get ID,
Speaker 2: which is one of the funniest things in the world.
Speaker 2: As if black people don't know how to walk in
Speaker 2: the DMV that's ridiculous. But they're always selling it. But
Speaker 2: underneath it all is violence, the threat of violence. Remember J. Powell.
Speaker 4: Remember we might call this getting strike ready. I think
Speaker 4: of it as getting us strike ready or street ready.
Speaker 4: And part of that is understanding our own strength and
Speaker 4: as we develop that strength, being able to assess our
Speaker 4: risk tolerance because we know that risk tolerance increases as
Speaker 4: the severity of the situation increases and as our own
Speaker 4: understanding of what's happening increases. So overall, the more we
Speaker 4: understand what's effective, what the risks are, and who's ready
Speaker 4: to participate, the more impact we can have.
Speaker 2: What is that that's encouraging violence? That's what that is.
Speaker 2: That is charging right up to the legal line. As
Speaker 2: an elected representative, she knows exactly where that legal line is,
Speaker 2: so she has to be very careful with how she
Speaker 2: uses her words. But that is obviously a call for violence.
Speaker 2: Why are you even talking about risk tolerance and strike
Speaker 2: ready and street ready?
Speaker 4: Why we might call this getting strike ready. I think
Speaker 4: of it as getting us strike ready or street ready.
Speaker 4: And part of that is understanding our own then as
Speaker 4: we developed that strength, being able to assess our risk tolerance,
Speaker 4: because we know that risk tolerance increases as the severity
Speaker 4: of the situation increases, and as our own understanding of
Speaker 4: what's happening increases. So overall, the more we understand what's effective,
Speaker 4: what the risks are, and who's ready to participate, the
Speaker 4: more impact we can have.
Speaker 2: They believe in violence to achieve political goals. Here's a nurse,
Speaker 2: Get on tender, get on hinge.
Speaker 5: Find these guys dur an ice agent, Bring some xlax
Speaker 5: and put it in their drinks. Get them sick, easily deniable.
Speaker 5: Somebody's not going to be supporting these guys. Where's the
Speaker 5: hotel where they eat? Who makes that breakfast?
Speaker 2: Let's find them?
Speaker 5: Okay, for today's resistance tip, anybody got any uh poison ivy,
Speaker 5: poison oak. Get some of that up with gloves, obviously,
Speaker 5: get it in some water and I'm going to put
Speaker 5: it into a water gun thing for faces, sabotage tactic
Speaker 5: or at least scare tactic. All the medical providers grab
Speaker 5: some syringes, have them full of sailing or sucks.
Speaker 2: I don't coin you know whatever. Whatever violence for you,
Speaker 2: when it comes to political violence is something you're afraid of,
Speaker 2: something you don't want for your country. I'm the exact
Speaker 2: same way. It's a terrible thing for a communist. It's
Speaker 2: just simply built in. It's necessary. We believe in organized terror.
Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Magnificent Friday. Member,
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Speaker 1: Speaking of reeling in the East, let's talk about how
Speaker 1: the Nazis did in World War Two. Ah, Chris that
Speaker 1: that was a dad joke, a reference to the Nazis
Speaker 1: when they went into the Soviet Union and it ended
Speaker 1: up ruining anyway.
Speaker 2: Jesse, what's your historical opinion of Neville Chamberlain and the
Speaker 2: work he did with Hitler for Britain and France during
Speaker 2: World War Two. I have my own opinion of his
Speaker 2: antics during World War Two, but just wondering what's yours
Speaker 2: to have done a lot of capitulation with Hitler that
Speaker 2: could have been detrimental to Britain, says, I can use
Speaker 2: his name. His name is Albert. All right, you were
Speaker 2: probably going to be surprised by this, but I actually
Speaker 2: I understand Neville Chamberlain, and I have a little bit
Speaker 2: of sympathy for Neville Chamberlain. Here's why you and I.
Speaker 2: You know what. We love heroes, bravery, acts of valor.
Speaker 2: Everybody loves the story of the Alamo, where a bunch
Speaker 2: of brave Americans stood hopelessly outnumbered against the Mexican army
Speaker 2: and died to the last man. We love that. We
Speaker 2: loved the Spartan three hundred at THERMOPYLI, taking on the
Speaker 2: whole Persian army, held him out for three died to
Speaker 2: the last man. We love that. You know what doesn't
Speaker 2: get movies made about it, and you're not going to
Speaker 2: grow up admiring it, and I'm not going to grow
Speaker 2: up admiring it. The king who makes an agreement with
Speaker 2: a more powerful empire. He essentially becomes a vassal state
Speaker 2: of the more powerful empire and saves the lives of
Speaker 2: every person in his kingdom. No one writes movies about
Speaker 2: that guy. Nobody does. No one does the Mongols came
Speaker 2: into our city, and you know what I did. I
Speaker 2: told Genghis Khan. I think he's a great guy, and
Speaker 2: we're gonna work with him from now on. No one
Speaker 2: cares about that guy. No one reads books about that guy. Nope.
Speaker 2: But is that guy wrong every time? If Genghis Khan
Speaker 2: tells me I'm the king of Houston, and Genghis Khan
Speaker 2: and his Mongolian hordes surround Houston and they tell me
Speaker 2: I can submit to the Khan. I will pay him taxes.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to give him troops whenever he asks
Speaker 2: for them, or he's going to kill every single man, woman, child,
Speaker 2: and pet in the city and wipe out everyone's bloodline
Speaker 2: for the rest of mankind? Am I the bad guy?
Speaker 2: If I say yeah, I'll pay taxes, I'm fine with that.
Speaker 2: I know you're not going to admire me. I know
Speaker 2: that you're not going to tell your children about me.
Speaker 2: I will not be a legend. I'll be quickly forgotten
Speaker 2: or maybe even history. Maybe history will look down on me.
Speaker 2: He could have stood up to Genghis Khan, but your
Speaker 2: children lived, and their children after them, in fact, lived
Speaker 2: quite safe in the Mongolian Empire? Am I always the
Speaker 2: bad guy? Neville chain Bmberlin is famous. He's famous for
Speaker 2: trying to strike a diplomatic deal with Adolf Hitler that
Speaker 2: would calm him down and keep his insatiable appetite in check.
Speaker 2: And he thought he had done that. Looking back on that,
Speaker 2: with the benefit of hindsight like you have and I have,
Speaker 2: he looks like an idiot and a chump. How could
Speaker 2: you ever make a deal with a monster like Hitler?
Speaker 2: With the Holocaust and the evasion to How could you?
Speaker 2: But the Holocaust had not happened, the invasion of the
Speaker 2: Soviet Union had not happened, the Battle of Britain had
Speaker 2: not happened. Yet I know about all that stuff. You
Speaker 2: know about all that stuff Neville Chamberlain did not. We
Speaker 2: like Churchill. I like Churchill. You like Churchill. We will
Speaker 2: fight you on the beaches. We will never surrender. I
Speaker 2: admire that kind of guy more than I would ever
Speaker 2: admire a guy like Neville Chamberlain. However, is it fair
Speaker 2: that all of history now is essentially what an incompetent, weak,
Speaker 2: pathetic boob Neville Chamberlain is? Isn't that a little? And
Speaker 2: I hate using this term isn't that a little unfair? Yes,
Speaker 2: he got a wrong read on Hitler. He was wrong
Speaker 2: about who and what he was dealing with. He was wrong,
Speaker 2: I admit that. Does he deserve to be maligned by
Speaker 2: all of human history because Hitler turned out to be
Speaker 2: the devil himself? What Chris? Chris said? They're a little
Speaker 2: hard on him. But he did get the one thing
Speaker 2: wrong that mattered. What what? Oh? Just the capitulation of Hitler?
Speaker 2: Yea O slee That looks bad? Now what now? Let
Speaker 2: me ask you this. You're Neville Chamberlain. You believe Hitler? Okay,
Speaker 2: you're naive, You're wrong. What if that peace in our
Speaker 2: time thing? He walks down the stairs. Everyone's seen the
Speaker 2: video by now. He's waving the piece of paper, piece
Speaker 2: in our time? What if that turned out to be true?
Speaker 2: No invasion of the Soviet Union, twenty million Russians dead,
Speaker 2: No Holocaust that's six million Jews? Know this, know that. Nope,
Speaker 2: none of that happens because Neville Chamberlain strikes a good
Speaker 2: deal with Adolf Hitler. Hitler does a little conquering but
Speaker 2: mostly keeps to himself, gets Germany back on his feet
Speaker 2: and churn it obviously that's not how it worked out,
Speaker 2: and now Neville Chamberlain will always have that. I think
Speaker 2: that's a little unfair. They don't. They don't make movies
Speaker 2: about the world leader who capitulates. I realized that they
Speaker 2: don't make movies about the guy who strikes a diplomatic
Speaker 2: deal for peace. I know that's the case. I got
Speaker 2: it completely, I got it. But I think it's a
Speaker 2: little unfair. I'm not a Neville Chamberlain guy. When I
Speaker 2: look at World War Two, though, I don't look at
Speaker 2: Neville Chamberlain as this horrible, horrendous, bad guy, irredeemable. I
Speaker 2: know he was a weakling. I know he was stupid,
Speaker 2: but that's like every politician. Well not everyone, but that's
Speaker 2: almost every freaking politician. All right, all right, we got more. Next.
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Speaker 2: I'm having such a great day. Row row row your Bronco.
Speaker 2: Uh quick update about the rowing machine. I want a
Speaker 2: rowing machine badly. I have been online shopping for rowing
Speaker 2: machines the past two days. Okay, I'm getting a lot
Speaker 2: of pushback at the house from ob ob Is, insisting
Speaker 2: that the rowing machine is a dumb idea. She says
Speaker 2: it's gonna hurt my knee even worse. She says also
Speaker 2: that I won't use it, which is a little bit
Speaker 2: ridiculous because I use the other stuff, but she swears
Speaker 2: I won't use it. I'm I'm getting so much pushback
Speaker 2: at the house that I'm hesitant to spend the money.
Speaker 2: And speaking of the money, remember I told you I
Speaker 2: wanted to spend five hundred dollars. Remember what else I
Speaker 2: told you? This is something terrible about me that I
Speaker 2: wish I could change. There is a cheapness in me,
Speaker 2: not in dealing with other people. I'm a good tipper
Speaker 2: and all that. It's not that. It's not that I'm
Speaker 2: always trying to save money on things. I just I
Speaker 2: try to save money. Shut up, Chris, I try to
Speaker 2: save money. I'm always I'm looking for sales and discounts.
Speaker 2: That's how I was raised. When we went on vacation
Speaker 2: one time as a family, we weren't allowed to eat out.
Speaker 2: We went to the grocery store and we got cold
Speaker 2: cuts to make sandwiches in the room to save money.
Speaker 2: I'm my father's son. Okay. I told you I wanted
Speaker 2: to spend five hundred dollars on a rowing machine. Ever
Speaker 2: since I brought up the stupid rowing machine, people were
Speaker 2: sending me links. You gotta buy this, when you gotta
Speaker 2: buy that one. It's fifteen hundred dollars. Eighteen hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: I don't want to spend than that. I want to
Speaker 2: spend five hundred dollars. I know, I know. If I
Speaker 2: spend five hundred dollars on the rowing machine, I will
Speaker 2: hate myself for it. It will break, It'll be a
Speaker 2: piece of crap. It's gonna be garbage. I know it will.
Speaker 2: I know it, and I still want to do it
Speaker 2: to save money. What Chris Chris said, there are one
Speaker 2: hundred and two hundred dollars rowing machines. Chris, We've been
Speaker 2: doing radio together for seven years, and you still do
Speaker 2: not understand that you get what you pay for in life, buddy,
Speaker 2: You get what you pay for. One hundred dollars. Rowing
Speaker 2: machine is going to be the cheapest piece of Chinese
Speaker 2: made crap. It's gonna be garbage. It's gonna fall apart,
Speaker 2: and I'll end up with a piece of metal ap
Speaker 2: my rear end or something. It's gonna be a disaster.
Speaker 2: So why would I do that? Why would I do that?
Speaker 2: You're you're pushing me the other direction, Chris, I need
Speaker 2: to buy the nicer one, and I don't want to
Speaker 2: do it anyway. Jesse, your bumper keeps saying get the
Speaker 2: cure for rhinos. Yet Lindsey Graham and James Langford haven't
Speaker 2: gone anywhere where. When do we get the cure? And
Speaker 2: how do I get a prescription? Well, speaking of rowing machines,
Speaker 2: how do you stop being fat? Maybe you're fat right now?
Speaker 2: I told you twenty twenty five. For me, it was
Speaker 2: a bad year. I got some blood work coming up
Speaker 2: and it's going to be bad. I'm going to have
Speaker 2: to keep that out of Bob's hands or I'm never
Speaker 2: going to eat another meal. It's going to be bad.
Speaker 2: So I'm not pointing fingers. But maybe you're fat, maybe
Speaker 2: you've been fat. How do you get skinny? How do
Speaker 2: you lose weight? Oh, I'm well aware. You can take
Speaker 2: a shot. I got that. But what's the real way
Speaker 2: to get lastingly thinner in better shape? Diet? Exercise? Of course,
Speaker 2: then they can come up with every new thing out
Speaker 2: there that's never going to change a thousand years from now.
Speaker 2: The way to get in better shape and lose weight
Speaker 2: is going to be diet and exercise, always has been,
Speaker 2: always willing. They'll probably even have rowing machines. That's another
Speaker 2: story diet exercise. But what's the problem with diet and
Speaker 2: exercise takes time. I'm delaying my blood work as long
Speaker 2: as possible, because you can't have a year of eating
Speaker 2: cheese sticks every meal and then take a week of
Speaker 2: eating healthy and have good blood work. That's not how
Speaker 2: it works. You want to get rid of James Langford
Speaker 2: and Oklahoma. You want to get rid of him now
Speaker 2: because you know he's a worthless ginger eunuch. And of
Speaker 2: course you're right about that, But it takes time. United
Speaker 2: States senators are powerful. They raise They raise large quantities
Speaker 2: of money. Why do they get raise that money? What
Speaker 2: do they use it for? They spend a huge portion
Speaker 2: of that money going after the eyes in the ears
Speaker 2: of the normy Republican voters in their states. James Langford
Speaker 2: will raise a ton of money, and he will tell
Speaker 2: good people in Oklahoma who vote Republican. He will run
Speaker 2: campaign ads when it's primary season, telling all of them
Speaker 2: how conservative he is. And I bet you hoe you
Speaker 2: even do act our stand with Donald Trump. I know
Speaker 2: for a fact because I get Oklahoma people emailing in
Speaker 2: that James Langford does the church tour thing in Oklahoma,
Speaker 2: going after those evangelicals. Look at me, I'm one of you.
Speaker 2: I love Jesus. Vote James Langford. And if you are
Speaker 2: somebody who's low info, if you're a norm me, you
Speaker 2: can be seduced by that.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: I saw a TV ad he said he votes with Trump. No,
Speaker 2: James Langford. He was in my church on Sunday. I
Speaker 2: saw him talking to my pastor. He shook my hand.
Speaker 2: He was so sweet. And then, like an idiot loser,
Speaker 2: you go vote for him in the primary. He goes
Speaker 2: right back to DC and tries to pass amnesty again.
Speaker 2: It's hard to primary a senator. You need one candidate,
Speaker 2: not five like they always do, one who already has
Speaker 2: name ID. You can't come from nowhere and run for
Speaker 2: the United States Senate. You need one guy, one guy
Speaker 2: who people know. That guy also has to have the
Speaker 2: ability to raise money, a significant amount of money. He
Speaker 2: doesn't have to outraise the sitting senator. That's not realistic.
Speaker 2: He has to raise enough money to also be on
Speaker 2: the TV commercials, also mail things out higher campaign staffers,
Speaker 2: and those guys don't grow on trees. You can't magically
Speaker 2: just make one appear. It takes time. Texas may very
Speaker 2: well bounce that loser John Cornyn in the upcoming primary,
Speaker 2: but we got a wonderful mix of all those things.
Speaker 2: Ken Paxton is the attorney general in Texas. He is
Speaker 2: well known tech. Ken Paxton, because he's already run for
Speaker 2: statewide office, is going to raise good money, is raising
Speaker 2: good money. He won't outraise John Cornyn, but he's one
Speaker 2: guy raising good money, well known. We got that magic
Speaker 2: little mix. It's not fast to get rid of of rhinos.
Speaker 2: You can take a shot if you're too fat, that's
Speaker 2: not going to last forever. Diet and exercise takes time.
Speaker 2: Speaking of which, let's talk about Taco Bill. Was that
Speaker 2: attack on ihan Omar fake? Someone wants to talk about
Speaker 2: me being the coxswain of the rowing team and more. Now, sadly,
Speaker 2: you can't use zip recruiter to replace your politician. You
Speaker 2: just can't. If you could, the country would be better
Speaker 2: off like tomorrow. But you can't. It is the Jesse
Speaker 2: Kelly Show.
Speaker 1: Odd a wonderful, wonderful Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday,
Speaker 1: churning and burnon through all the freaking questions. Today, I'm
Speaker 1: just having the best day.
Speaker 2: Don Levin got arrested, no mistake.
Speaker 6: Under President Trump's leadership and this administration, you have the
Speaker 6: right to worship freely and safely. And if I haven't
Speaker 6: been clear, if you violate that sacred right, we are
Speaker 6: coming after you.
Speaker 2: That's just beautiful, isn't it beautiful? Remember you can email
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Speaker 2: With all the great Text Mex places in your area,
Speaker 2: why do you go to Taco Bell? That's like going
Speaker 2: to Pizza Hut in New York City. Okay, he says,
Speaker 2: I can say his name. His name is Joe. That's
Speaker 2: very fair. Why go to Taco Bell when there's all
Speaker 2: these Texmex places. Put it to you this way. I
Speaker 2: I'm white trash. And then let me explain. Let me explain.
Speaker 2: I did not grow up fancy. We are not fancy
Speaker 2: people at all. I actually had dinner with my my
Speaker 2: mom last night. We all went out to pizza after
Speaker 2: the show. And at one point in time when I
Speaker 2: was a kid, we lived in this well. We lived
Speaker 2: in many different places, but we lived in this wee,
Speaker 2: little tiny condo and my mom was talking about how
Speaker 2: it had black mold in it. She got terrible pneumonia.
Speaker 2: She almost died. It was just, look, don't be wrong.
Speaker 2: I wasn't starving. I don't want to act like I
Speaker 2: was starving or something like that. My parents always provided,
Speaker 2: but we were just very basic people. People think I
Speaker 2: joke about red lobster like it was a bit. We
Speaker 2: did not have a red lobster in my town. There
Speaker 2: was a red lobster two hours away, and we almost
Speaker 2: never ate out. There was a red lobster in Billings, Montana.
Speaker 2: I don't even know if it's still there. If we
Speaker 2: ever had to go to Billings for something two hours away,
Speaker 2: we would eat it red lobster. And you can't even
Speaker 2: imagine what a treat that was for me. I love it,
Speaker 2: love it. It was special to me. Now, i'd make jokes, obviously,
Speaker 2: but I because of what I do now, Yeah, I
Speaker 2: get to eat at fancy places. I'm not denying that
Speaker 2: at all, especially when I go and meet with the
Speaker 2: suits somewhere if I have to go to New York
Speaker 2: City or Nashville or Chicago or Los Angeles. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: a fancy steakhouse with ribbis and all that fancy stuff
Speaker 2: that normal people get to do once a year if
Speaker 2: they're lucky. Right, I'm not denying that at all. But
Speaker 2: I don't want that all the time. Oftentimes I want
Speaker 2: to eat what I wanted to eat for most of
Speaker 2: my life, or what was good to me for most
Speaker 2: of my life. I try now, for health reasons, not
Speaker 2: to eat much fast food anymore. I'll destroy McDonald's like that.
Speaker 2: Jack in the Box might be my favorite fast food
Speaker 2: restaurant in the United States of America. Quit shaking your head, Chris.
Speaker 2: Jack in the Box is elite level fast food. Their
Speaker 2: breakfast top notch, and most people don't even know about it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we have nice text mechs around here around here, and
Speaker 2: yet we go out to that. I'll run into people
Speaker 2: there who know me, who listen to the show. We
Speaker 2: go out to a nice, sizzling faheta place where you
Speaker 2: get good stuff. It's not like I don't do that.
Speaker 2: I do do that. I don't want that all the time.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I want rat meat. Sometimes I want to nachos
Speaker 2: bell grande at Taco Bell where I can feel bad
Speaker 2: about myself afterwards. And I don't know what that is,
Speaker 2: and I don't know why that is. I assume it's
Speaker 2: just because that's how I grew up. That's me. And
Speaker 2: you know something else. This is gonna be pathetic and
Speaker 2: you're gonna make fun of me. And I know you're
Speaker 2: gonna make fun of me, but it's okay. Do you
Speaker 2: know what I used to think about when I was
Speaker 2: younger a lot, especially when I was a kid. Tell me,
Speaker 2: this is not the most embarrassing thing ever. You know
Speaker 2: my wealth goal when I was a kid, what I wanted.
Speaker 2: I never wanted a mansion or a pool, or a
Speaker 2: Lamborghini or something other private jet. You know what I wanted.
Speaker 2: I would daydream about being able to eat whatever I
Speaker 2: wanted whenever I wanted. For me, I'm not exaggerating. For me,
Speaker 2: that was a recurring, reoccurring day dream I would have.
Speaker 2: That was wealth for me. I told you, I buy
Speaker 2: a meal for the fellas and myself every day here
Speaker 2: at a studio, we order something whatever it may be,
Speaker 2: something every day. I know they appreciate it. Thank you, Chris.
Speaker 2: They appreciate it, but that's that's a life dream for me.
Speaker 2: Is an embarrassing that's a life dream for me. We
Speaker 2: were actually just discussing it during the break. What are
Speaker 2: we gonna get today? Is it gonna be pizza or
Speaker 2: sandwiches or something. I don't know what we're going to get,
Speaker 2: but I get to get, not just for me, for
Speaker 2: the fellas, whatever we want every day. That for me
Speaker 2: has always been my entire life. That was my wealth goal.
Speaker 2: And I know that's pathetic. I know it should be
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Speaker 2: get all that. I don't know why, but that was
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