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Speaker 1: It's KFI Am sixty and you're listening to The Conway

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Speaker 1: Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. Do you want

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Speaker 1: to hear a crazy story? This is a this is

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Speaker 1: a story. This happened I don't know, maybe ten years ago.

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Speaker 1: But a friend of mine, a guy who I worked

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Speaker 1: with and also a good friend of mine, his his

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Speaker 1: mom passed away, and so he had to fly back

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Speaker 1: to Chicago to bury his mom and you know, funeral

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Speaker 1: preparation and get the family in order and all the

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Speaker 1: family things and sell the house and do a lot

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Speaker 1: you know, a lot of things are involved when you

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Speaker 1: know your mom passes away. So he flew to Chicago,

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Speaker 1: spent a couple of weeks there, and he missed. He

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Speaker 1: has a housekeeper coming every Sunday that comes and helps

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Speaker 1: him around the house. And the housekeeper and the house

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Speaker 1: and my buddy's mom were very close because he had

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Speaker 1: the same housekeeper for fifteen years and so she would

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Speaker 1: come out here and spend winters in Los Angeles, and

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Speaker 1: so she knew the housekeeper and they were like literally

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Speaker 1: like you know, not best friends, but very very good friends,

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Speaker 1: almost like a mother daughter relationship. They constantly would sit

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Speaker 1: you know, at the table and talk and talk and

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Speaker 1: talk and talk. So my friend didn't want to call

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Speaker 1: his housekeeper to say that his mom died. He wanted

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Speaker 1: to do it in person, right, which makes a lot

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Speaker 1: of sense. So he flew back on a Sunday and

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Speaker 1: he got in late Sunday afternoon, and he knew that

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Speaker 1: the housekeeper was going to be there. So he goes

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Speaker 1: into the house and the housekeeper's there and he says,

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Speaker 1: I think her name is Maria. He said, Maria, I've

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Speaker 1: got some really bad news. I want you to sit down.

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Speaker 1: I want to I want you to tell you this,

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Speaker 1: but I also want to tell you how important you

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Speaker 1: were to my mom. And Maria said, what are you

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Speaker 1: talking about? And my friend said, my mom passed away

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Speaker 1: two weeks ago, and I just came back from Chicago.

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Speaker 2: Where we buried her.

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Speaker 1: And Maria's face turned white and she froze, and she

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Speaker 1: picked up her purse and she walked to the front

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Speaker 1: door without saying anything, and my friend said, where are

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Speaker 1: you going? And she said, I don't know what's going

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Speaker 1: on with you, but you're lying to me about this,

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Speaker 1: and he said, no, I'm not trust me, I'm not

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Speaker 1: my mom passed away two weeks ago, and Maria said, no, no, no, no.

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Speaker 1: When I got to the house today, she was here

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Speaker 1: and we spent all morning and most of the afternoon

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Speaker 1: She left and never ever came back. Isn't that crazy?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I get every time I tell that story,

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Speaker 1: I get goosebumps. And when you hear the guy telling

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Speaker 1: it about his mom, it's crazy.

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Speaker 2: It's just wild.

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Speaker 1: And so you have no idea, you know how that

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Speaker 1: happened or what happened. But she turned just bright white

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Speaker 1: and walked out of there, grabbed her person. She wouldn't

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Speaker 1: even to say anything, he said, if I don't think

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Speaker 1: if I had stopped her, she would have ever said anything.

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Speaker 2: She would just split. But I stopped and said, why,

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Speaker 2: you know, what are you doing?

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Speaker 1: She because she spent all morning with her, talking at

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Speaker 1: the table, had coffee with her, and she left early

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Speaker 2: Crazy. Every cohost ghosts, Yeah, that is a ghost to

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Speaker 2: go right, but that is a man. That's such a

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Speaker 2: crazy story, just wild.

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Speaker 1: And that's probably the most like authentic ghost story that

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Speaker 1: I think I've ever heard. Steckler has a pretty good

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Speaker 1: one where he was a bunch of people were staying

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Speaker 1: in a house in South Dakota where the lights would

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Speaker 1: go on. He he'd hear stuff from upstairs and stuff.

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Speaker 1: It's pretty good story, but that one about the housekeeper

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Speaker 1: spending the whole morning with my friend's mom. I have

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Speaker 1: never experienced anything like that.

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Speaker 3: I've never either, and I just at this point in

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Speaker 3: my life, I don't I keep my mind open at

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Speaker 3: their stuff out there.

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Speaker 2: I do too, but I've never experienced anything like that.

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Speaker 1: I've gone into rooms where lights have gone on and off. Nope,

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Speaker 1: but I've not. But I don't think that's a ghost.

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Speaker 1: I just think you know, the short the light went out?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, every every thing that could possibly that

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Speaker 2: I usually have a practical solution.

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Speaker 3: Jen all the.

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Speaker 2: Time, she's like, did you hear that?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's at the house's Yeah.

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Speaker 4: This one time when I don't know, I was probably

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Speaker 4: about thirteen years old or something, and my mom had

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Speaker 4: this old replica clock that had weights on it that

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Speaker 4: you know, the weights would make the clock.

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Speaker 2: Tick.

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Speaker 4: Sure anyway that the weights the thing between the weights

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Speaker 4: and the and the clock, that part of the mechanism

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Speaker 4: had broken, so it wasn't working, and the weight was

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Speaker 4: all the way down, so there wasn't any tension there anyway.

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Speaker 4: So all of a sudden, that clock starts ticking back

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Speaker 4: and forth, tick talk, tick talk, and I'm looking at

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Speaker 4: it going like what the hell? And my mom said, oh,

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Speaker 4: someone's here saying hi, apparently, and I'm like, I'm scared.

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Speaker 4: And as soon as I said I'm scared, it stopped.

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Speaker 2: Wow, that's kind of cool. How old were you?

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Speaker 4: I was like thirteen, twelve or thirteen?

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Speaker 2: Man, oh man, I think it's here to say hi.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I'm saying goodbye.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: There's I think there's something to it. I really do.

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Speaker 2: My wife constantly sees stuff constant.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah about that. You'll have to tell us a

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Speaker 4: story about that ghost at your old house.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah, Oh that that was kind of cool.

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Speaker 1: And then there's one on the Queen Mary as well

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Speaker 1: where she looked in the corner and she saw a

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Speaker 1: little boy, oh yeah, yeah, doing a time out dressed

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Speaker 1: in a sailor's outfit, and so she was, up right,

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Speaker 1: you don't go to sleep after that, You're just up yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I go right back to bed. I'm like nah,

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Speaker 1: I said, I saw the curtain moving, but I didn't

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Speaker 1: see the kid. And so we go to check out

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Speaker 1: the next day at the at the front desk and

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Speaker 1: we said, hey, we ask you something. There was something

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Speaker 1: weird that happened in the room last night, and the lady,

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Speaker 1: without skipping me, goes, oh, did you see the kid

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Speaker 1: in the corner a time out?

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Speaker 5: Like?

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Speaker 6: Ah?

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Speaker 1: No, and I and the story is that the kid

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Speaker 1: died on one of those transatlantic you know, trips, and

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Speaker 1: he was in his sailor's outfit when he died.

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Speaker 5: Wow.

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Speaker 3: See, now that's something a little bit more. I would

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Speaker 3: want to go to do that justice because I just

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Speaker 3: have had nothing like that happened to me. I saw

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Speaker 3: the curtain move, but the window was open. You know,

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Speaker 3: it could have been the wind. I don't know, but

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Speaker 3: by but it was really weird.

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Speaker 1: The jen said that My wife said she saw a

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Speaker 1: kid doing a time out with a sailor's outfit. And

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Speaker 1: then the receptionist, the clerk at the desk, said the

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Speaker 1: exact same thing. And they're not And she's not the

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Speaker 1: kind of chick that would like set that up because

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Speaker 1: she knows that I don't wouldn't care either.

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Speaker 2: Way right. She's like, oh, let's try to get him.

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Speaker 2: Like when she said that, I'm like, okay, I.

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Speaker 4: Just trying to get up.

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Speaker 2: Let's go catch up. Yeah, let's what we're gonna do.

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Speaker 2: We get him, keep it. I can't do that. Can

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Speaker 2: leave me here.

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Speaker 7: AM six forty.

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Speaker 1: My mom and dad would take us to Disneyland once

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Speaker 1: a year, and they would tell us three months or

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Speaker 1: four months in advance, you know, right around Christmas. Hey,

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Speaker 1: we're going in on April ninth. You got to behave.

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Speaker 1: And one of my brothers decided not to behave. He

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Speaker 1: bought itching powder and spread it all over the desks

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Speaker 1: of all the kids, and they all know. I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: ninety nine percent sure this happened where the kids, all

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Speaker 1: the kids' parents had to come pick them up because

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Speaker 1: they were all itching like crazy. I know what it was,

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Speaker 1: they didn't know what it was, and they're breaking out

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Speaker 1: in like hives and stuff. And I I'm about ninety

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Speaker 1: nine percent sure that the fire department was called as well,

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Speaker 1: because they were next door, and the paramedics came over

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Speaker 1: to see to try to figure out what happened, and

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Speaker 1: they found a box of itching powder in my brother's desk.

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Speaker 8: I'm starting to understand the three day suspension.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's lucky he didn't get expelled. Yeah, I mean

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Speaker 2: that turned into a big deal.

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Speaker 1: Right, because what if those what if one of those

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Speaker 1: kids was allergic or had a condition or something and

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Speaker 1: you know, they got swollen eyes or whatever it was exactly,

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Speaker 1: and got their lungs, and you know it was it's

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Speaker 1: a big deal, a big deal. So I'm with the

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Speaker 1: principal and the teacher that there had to be some action. Right,

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Speaker 1: Normally i'd pick I'd support my brother, but I think

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Speaker 1: he crossed the line, okay, just barely. So he was

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Speaker 1: told by my dad, you did this, you got in trouble,

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Speaker 1: you got caught. You're not going to Disneyland this year.

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Speaker 1: And I thought, whoo, my dad never ever does stuff

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Speaker 1: like that ever.

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Speaker 2: So all the kids are going.

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Speaker 1: He's serious, yes, And so the morning we're going, you know,

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Speaker 1: you always wake up early and you have breakfast, and

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Speaker 1: he always took us out of school to go. So

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Speaker 1: it was a big special day. You know, he didn't

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Speaker 1: have to go to school, and we're all going to Disneyland.

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Speaker 1: On a day where we're you know, we're supposed to

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Speaker 1: go to school, and so Disneyland was fairly empty and

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Speaker 1: you could walk around and enjoy yourself. And we all

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Speaker 1: get in the car except my brother with the itching powder,

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Speaker 1: and he was in the house and he wasn't coming,

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Speaker 1: and I thought, Wow, how far is my dad going

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Speaker 1: to drive down the block here? Until he turns around

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Speaker 1: and picks this kid back up and he pulls the

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Speaker 1: car around. We're going out the driveway and my brother,

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Speaker 1: Jake says, hey, Dad, can you will you stop the car?

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Speaker 1: And my dad stops the car and my brother says,

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Speaker 1: if my brother's not going, I'm not going.

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Speaker 2: Wow, Jake, isn't that great?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: That says a lot about his character.

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Speaker 1: The greatest guy in the world. He says, if I'm

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Speaker 1: not if my brother's not going, I'm not going. It

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Speaker 1: was your reaction, I'm My reaction was, hey, more room

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Speaker 1: for me. Why are we sitting still?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Dad, why why did you stop? Just slow down, Jake,

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Speaker 1: get the hell out of here. And he My dad

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Speaker 1: ended up taking all of us, right, he did. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he ended up taking all of us. But there was

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Speaker 1: such a defining moment in my brother's childhood, right, Like,

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Speaker 1: he's the only kid that said no, no, we're all

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Speaker 1: going or I'm not going. It's just so great it

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Speaker 1: brings a tear to my eyes. It really, I mean,

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Speaker 1: really a special that's consistent.

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Speaker 2: With who he was. Yep.

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Speaker 8: And he is a sweet man, sweetest guy in the

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Speaker 8: wood is really sweet man.

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Speaker 2: I mean he's obviously he was born in the wrong family.

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Speaker 1: We had two bunk beds in a car bed, you know,

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Speaker 2: God, it was unbelievable.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why we put up with that, because

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Speaker 8: Child, flexible, easygoing, social peacemakers, independent, secretive, may feel like

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Speaker 8: The babies of the family, right is sean risk taker, outgoing, creative,

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Speaker 2: He's like, you know, eight for nine, yeah, nine for ten,

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Speaker 8: And that was for those okay, if you're the only

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Speaker 1: it's such a generalization. But man, do they nail it.

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Speaker 1: financially he's not irresponsible. He owns two restaurants and Steamboat Springston, Colorado,

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Speaker 1: that's that's so. That's about right. But that's that's wild.

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Speaker 1: There's some cool gadgets nowadays that they I think they

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Speaker 2: But now they're available or your home. Let's find out

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Speaker 9: Good chance many of you are thinking about some upgrades

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Speaker 9: around the house. Seeing that's Dan Akerman is here to help.

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Speaker 9: Our resident tech guru has some smart home tech that

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Speaker 9: could help you save some money and make your day

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Speaker 9: a little bit brighter. And he brought in what else,

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Speaker 9: a toaster, doud toaster.

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Speaker 5: I'm going to go smart home.

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Speaker 2: You got to start with the small things.

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Speaker 5: A little client tod toaster.

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Speaker 2: All right, listen, I'm not gonna lie.

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Speaker 3: You've never heard of anybody reacting this much over a toaster.

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Speaker 2: Never imagine having dinner with this one ad toaster. Is

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Speaker 2: I think something fell on her head.

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Speaker 7: Tod toaster.

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Speaker 2: Toast. Listen, I'm not gonna lie.

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Speaker 5: You don't need a smart toaster toaster, but if you're

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Speaker 5: Oh you can go you can go super dark if

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Speaker 4: I got.

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Speaker 5: I'm going to go to the setting for that.

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Speaker 2: Look, I have a setting.

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Speaker 7: This, this is my is my normally?

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Speaker 2: Is that kind of energy to get up for a toaster.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know if it's a morning

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Speaker 2: with this script? You're probably right, I don't know. I'm

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Speaker 2: going to go to the setting for that. Look, I

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Speaker 7: This, this is my This is my normal toast at home.

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Speaker 2: I want a perfect what we this is on TV?

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Speaker 2: So I have a twenty five for work.

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Speaker 5: I'm not saying this is going to be any better,

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Speaker 2: I have a twenty five dollars toaster on my Okay,

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna go middle on that. How about that? Hit

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Speaker 2: The time is going to go down and we'll come back,

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Speaker 5: You got a gadget that can help us start our

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Speaker 2: So what do you go for?

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Speaker 5: Okay, I always wanted smart blinds. To me, that sounds

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Speaker 5: like a great idea. They just go up on it,

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Speaker 5: a lazy guy. They just go up automatically. We're not

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Speaker 2: This we're not there yet, is this, Chris Little sounds

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Speaker 5: They just go up automatically. We're not quite there yet.

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Speaker 5: This switch spot, however, connects to your curtains like a

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Speaker 1: Fat and lazy? Is this country? You can't wake up

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Speaker 2: You can have your Alexa do it. You can do

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Speaker 5: Just throw a couple of these on. And we're not

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Speaker 5: But I love the concept.

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Speaker 5: I use these on everything in my house that's not

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Speaker 5: already a smart device. This is a TP link smart plug.

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Speaker 5: A lot of companies make these. You just plug your

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Speaker 5: just tell it, oh, turn off that light. Turn off

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Speaker 2: That's an upgrading clapper.

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Speaker 5: It's a verbal clapper.

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Speaker 1: You just go, Alexa, do the fas an easy audience

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Speaker 2: You just got claps and hysterical Alexa, do the So

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Speaker 1: but Sweety, you gotta you gotta stop doing that, right?

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Speaker 1: Nobody told her to stop doing that.

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Speaker 2: bet there is long the energy. It's awesome, Like it's

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00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:35,920
Speaker 2: so positive. Like if I did this once, this verbal clapper,

440
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:37,440
Speaker 2: you'd just go Crozier.

441
00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:43,800
Speaker 10: Command and go, hey, dude, are you you want something? Hey, god,

442
00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:47,399
Speaker 10: I don't want imp care. Yeah, let's start with that.

443
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:51,480
Speaker 2: I care something. What's going on with you? Yeah? Like

444
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:56,240
Speaker 2: if Krozer did this verbal clapper, you go, I don't

445
00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:57,960
Speaker 2: know if I'd approach him because I'm not really that

446
00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:11,680
Speaker 2: good stuff like that, but I yeah, right, So what

447
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:15,439
Speaker 2: do we got on the toast here? Oh yeah, we're

448
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:16,080
Speaker 2: still counting down?

449
00:22:16,119 --> 00:22:19,720
Speaker 6: Okay, so do you recommend the Amazon Blink outdoor security camera?

450
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:21,919
Speaker 5: You know, I think we're making a lot of progress

451
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:25,879
Speaker 5: here in these cameras. Indoor ones, outer ones used to

452
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:26,840
Speaker 5: have to if you wanted the door.

453
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:30,080
Speaker 4: They went from toasters to cameras so fast. I'm long.

454
00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:32,920
Speaker 1: I know, well, the toast is still being toasted. I

455
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Speaker 1: think we're going to come back and revisit. You know,

456
00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:39,400
Speaker 1: I'm like the other guy, I have a twenty five

457
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:42,159
Speaker 1: hour toaster, the old fashion one. You just push it

458
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:44,400
Speaker 1: down and then it comes up when it's done.

459
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:48,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, used to have to. I wanted the door. That's

460
00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:50,480
Speaker 2: all they do. That's all it does. You push it

461
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:51,639
Speaker 2: down and toes and pops up.

462
00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:58,960
Speaker 5: Used to have to if you wanted the doorbell or

463
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,520
Speaker 5: a camera, you have to wire it in, and that

464
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:02,000
Speaker 5: was a that was a no go for a lot

465
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:04,440
Speaker 5: of people. Now they're wireless and you can put a

466
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Speaker 5: couple of batteries in.

467
00:23:05,359 --> 00:23:06,520
Speaker 2: This last for like two years.

468
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:09,800
Speaker 1: I don't believe that a camera with a couple of

469
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:14,000
Speaker 1: batteries last two years. I've seen all that crap before.

470
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:18,480
Speaker 1: I don't believe that the batteries my remote don't last

471
00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:21,040
Speaker 1: six weeks. I was like, a camera gonna be out

472
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:21,720
Speaker 1: for two years.

473
00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:25,040
Speaker 5: Just put some double sided tape on the back, stick

474
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:25,560
Speaker 5: it anyway.

475
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Speaker 2: Sure, Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I'm with this guy

476
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:33,240
Speaker 2: two years. Sure, Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, double sided

477
00:23:33,359 --> 00:23:37,280
Speaker 2: tape doesn't come with it. Yeah, hears on, I don't listen.

478
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:39,080
Speaker 5: I gotta I got play something in the country and

479
00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:41,159
Speaker 5: bears come and go through the garbage occasionally, and I

480
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:43,160
Speaker 5: literally got this to put outside.

481
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Speaker 6: I haven't ie to you can sit in your office

482
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:47,280
Speaker 6: like Scarface and have cameras everywhere just looking at it.

483
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:51,280
Speaker 2: That's one way to use this actually a fresh reference.

484
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:53,040
Speaker 2: How dude, Scarface?

485
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:59,600
Speaker 5: You like Scarface an office watching cocaine, big old guns

486
00:23:59,640 --> 00:23:59,959
Speaker 5: coming out?

487
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,159
Speaker 2: One of my little friends? Is that you.

488
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:06,680
Speaker 4: The cadence of the conversation. There no wonder why you

489
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:07,640
Speaker 4: said Scarface.

490
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:14,399
Speaker 7: You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KF

491
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:15,840
Speaker 7: I am six forty.

492
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:20,080
Speaker 1: Who is the one guest you would want who's still live?

493
00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:24,440
Speaker 1: And another guest who has passed on? I'm and not

494
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:29,080
Speaker 1: you know, Grandma, family, you know, friends, somebody that people know.

495
00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:31,600
Speaker 2: All right, steph wush, where we start with you?

496
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:34,560
Speaker 1: You're the most interesting man in the world, right So

497
00:24:35,359 --> 00:24:38,680
Speaker 1: who who'd be the one guest you would want who's alive?

498
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:41,040
Speaker 2: So uh live?

499
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Speaker 6: I would definitely have to choose the Rock just because

500
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:47,480
Speaker 6: I don't know, I feel like he's His gratitude is

501
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:50,480
Speaker 6: just so infectious and I just would love to, you know,

502
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:52,440
Speaker 6: spend time just figuring out, you know, how he got

503
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:54,560
Speaker 6: to where he was, you know, because he talks a

504
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:56,840
Speaker 6: lot about how hard he worked and not proud of

505
00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:58,159
Speaker 6: some of the stuff he did to get where he

506
00:24:58,280 --> 00:24:59,320
Speaker 6: was where he is now.

507
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:01,639
Speaker 2: But you know, just something that I thought would be

508
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:03,400
Speaker 2: really interesting the rock.

509
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Speaker 1: Would would you if he if he said, well, he'll

510
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:08,480
Speaker 1: come on, but you got to get a tattoo on

511
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:10,720
Speaker 1: your forehead of him, would you do it?

512
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:17,199
Speaker 2: I don't know about that. I'm sure parents would love that. Hey,

513
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,440
Speaker 2: my dad, Look, I got a new tattoo. What we're

514
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:20,560
Speaker 2: an interview? All right?

515
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:23,840
Speaker 6: Who would a dead person be? The dead person I

516
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:26,960
Speaker 6: think for me would be Tupac. Oh, okay, that's interesting.

517
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:30,399
Speaker 6: That would be an interesting interview. I don't know if

518
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:33,359
Speaker 6: he is right right, might be out there still somewhere.

519
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:36,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the rumor. All right, that's that's very good,

520
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:40,720
Speaker 1: all right, Croage. Who would be the one person who's

521
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:42,120
Speaker 1: alive and one person who's dead?

522
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Speaker 8: Oh?

523
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:45,840
Speaker 2: Dead? Would to me would have to be Carlin.

524
00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:49,480
Speaker 3: Oh that's a great one. I just think his perspective

525
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:52,200
Speaker 3: on things would just be pretty good, right. You know,

526
00:25:52,359 --> 00:25:54,399
Speaker 3: he could compare what he said in the past and

527
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:57,960
Speaker 3: how how much has changed, how much hasn't He's.

528
00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:00,359
Speaker 2: Really nailed a lot of what's going on right now exactly.

529
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:02,320
Speaker 3: It's like what's really changed in the times of what

530
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:04,399
Speaker 3: he was talking about, right, just sir, seems like you

531
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:05,440
Speaker 3: can just replace the names.

532
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:06,760
Speaker 2: That's beautiful. That's a great one.

533
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:12,359
Speaker 3: Let's see a live Elon Musk.

534
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:15,800
Speaker 2: Oh that's a good one too, dude. Yeah, wow, look

535
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:19,399
Speaker 2: at you man, he put some thought in it, all right.

536
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:23,160
Speaker 2: That's a Krozier all right? Angel Martinez dead or alive?

537
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:24,840
Speaker 2: Who's the one person you'd like to have on Who's

538
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:25,600
Speaker 2: live and then dead?

539
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:26,240
Speaker 6: Okay?

540
00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:32,400
Speaker 4: Alive? Mitchellocackhu, who is a physicist, a theoretical physicist, one

541
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Speaker 4: of the co founders of the string theory. I think

542
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Speaker 4: he'd be fascinating to speak to.

543
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Speaker 6: Really.

544
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:40,359
Speaker 2: He was offered to us last week. We said, no,

545
00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:41,639
Speaker 2: what I mean, his.

546
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Speaker 4: Hair's so banging? How can you say no?

547
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Speaker 2: I don't know who that is? All right? Who's the

548
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:46,040
Speaker 2: next one?

549
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:47,480
Speaker 4: Rodney Dangerfield.

550
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Speaker 1: Oh that's a great one. Yeah, he's great man. As

551
00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:53,560
Speaker 1: a matter of fact, I used a line of his

552
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Speaker 1: the other day at the racetrack. I said to a

553
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Speaker 1: guy there, I said, you know, my credit card stolen,

554
00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:04,040
Speaker 1: but I didn't report it because the guy who stole

555
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:05,320
Speaker 1: it spending less than she is.

556
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Speaker 2: That's a great line.

557
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,159
Speaker 4: Whenever I hear somebody talking about like if they're in

558
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:12,000
Speaker 4: school or something. I'm like, oh, I've got class. I

559
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:15,359
Speaker 4: just remember that one line from was It Back to School?

560
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:18,040
Speaker 4: Call me when you have no class?

561
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:24,720
Speaker 2: That's great, all right, Morgan? Next Live and Dead? Hmmm,

562
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:25,800
Speaker 2: It's hard.

563
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Speaker 9: For me to pick, but I think mylive would be

564
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:31,440
Speaker 9: Kanye West, all right, because I'm not sure how much

565
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:32,600
Speaker 9: longer he's going to be alive.

566
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:35,040
Speaker 2: Really yeah, and I just love that.

567
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:35,360
Speaker 5: Man.

568
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:38,399
Speaker 1: You hear his latest goal, He's going to buy the planet.

569
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:41,080
Speaker 1: He's gonna buy Earth and then pay the smartest guys

570
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:43,640
Speaker 1: in the world to create mechanical bumblebees.

571
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:48,000
Speaker 2: Makes sense, it sounds great. Are you gonna invest? Well,

572
00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:48,359
Speaker 2: I don't know.

573
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:50,920
Speaker 1: I mean I got to see the plan. But man,

574
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:53,160
Speaker 1: that's gonna be expensive to buy the world. Well, yeah,

575
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:56,960
Speaker 1: it's gonna be really expensive. Yeah, look you can buy

576
00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:59,520
Speaker 1: you know, just to buy a home in Burbank, is

577
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Speaker 1: you know, eight or nine hundred thousand dollars?

578
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:05,119
Speaker 2: That's just one Avin Burman all right? Who's the dead person?

579
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:09,960
Speaker 2: Dead person would definitely be John Belushi. That's another great one,

580
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,080
Speaker 2: because yeah, I think he's just the coolest guy ever too.

581
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:13,240
Speaker 2: But dead all right.

582
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:18,119
Speaker 1: I'm torn between my live guys, I got two people

583
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Speaker 1: who are alive, and I'm torn between either Stevie Wonder

584
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Speaker 1: or Adam Sandler. Right, you know, a little but pretty

585
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:30,359
Speaker 1: superficial guy. Right, and uh and then my my dead one.

586
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:31,920
Speaker 1: I think you.

587
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:34,760
Speaker 2: I think you gotta go with Jesus Christ.

588
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:39,760
Speaker 1: Right, Oh, no, him, I mean that guy's gotta be interesting.

589
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:42,240
Speaker 2: Oh we should have thought of a few stories, a

590
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:46,440
Speaker 2: million questions for that guy. That would be. And by

591
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:50,160
Speaker 2: the way, the ratings on that huge Oh god, that's

592
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 2: about viral. Yeah, Tomorrow Night at nine. Wait a minute,

593
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:55,360
Speaker 2: aren't you doing it at six? Well, we had somebody

594
00:28:55,400 --> 00:29:03,880
Speaker 2: else schedules Jesus. Yeah, Jesus Christ at nine. That would

595
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:06,920
Speaker 2: be a great guess. Hey, baboo, I could.

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00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:09,560
Speaker 4: Just hear the trailers right now with you saying.

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00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:17,280
Speaker 2: It like, uh uh y does Jesus chase nine? Tomorrow

598
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:21,760
Speaker 2: Night at nine, Jesus chase Hey, and he walks it. Hey,

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00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:24,800
Speaker 2: Jesus man, look at you. Wow, I have a seat.

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00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:27,520
Speaker 1: No, that mic doesn't work. Oh you can make it work.

601
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:30,360
Speaker 1: Oh great, okay, well then yeah, sit there, right, So

602
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:33,400
Speaker 1: what's going on you man?

603
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:35,840
Speaker 2: Man? That's great. That would be a great interview.

604
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:37,400
Speaker 1: Maybe we can get him. We can call it Jesus

605
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:41,040
Speaker 1: Christ out having on the point em things wrong with

606
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:43,680
Speaker 1: that guy. But that's Those are great.

607
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:43,959
Speaker 6: Uh.

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00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:48,920
Speaker 1: I love the Carlin, Dangerfield, Blushi and even like a

609
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:52,320
Speaker 1: Tupac man. Those are that Those are awesome. But now

610
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:54,720
Speaker 1: our goal is to try to get either the Rock,

611
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Speaker 1: Elon Musk, who is yours Angel, Michielkacku Michiel And or

612
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:04,040
Speaker 1: Kanye West or Stevie Wonder or Adam Sandler?

613
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Speaker 2: Right, how about that? How about this guy right, ying yang, right,

614
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:14,840
Speaker 2: Adam Sandler and Jesus Christ. Yeah, right, superficial you know guy,

615
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:18,480
Speaker 2: And the most superficial guy in the world is me, Like,

616
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Speaker 2: oh yeah, Adam Sandler. Who else? I don't know, maybe

617
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:23,240
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ or what the hell? Right, what's that mom

618
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:24,280
Speaker 2: thing dong with that guy?

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Speaker 1: But let's all right, this is our goal. Then to

620
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:28,880
Speaker 1: get the other ones who are alive. You know, George

621
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,360
Speaker 1: Washington might be a good one too. Oh I didn't

622
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Speaker 1: even think about that. All right, Well, we can't get

623
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:37,440
Speaker 1: either one, but I was gonna try. We can get

624
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:39,880
Speaker 1: maybe the Rock. The Rock he lives in town, right,

625
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Speaker 1: does he live in la I think yeah? He did

626
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Speaker 1: that the opening of the super Bowl. That was pretty cool. Yeah,

627
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:49,440
Speaker 1: that was Yeah, that was pretty nice ding dong with

628
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:52,400
Speaker 1: that guy. We're live on kf I AM six forty