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Speaker 2: Yeah we close?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just in time.
Speaker 1: This is Cafe in News with Chris Hockey, presented by
Speaker 1: the Saint Paul's Saints.
Speaker 3: If you're in Philadelphia last week, be careful. There's a
Speaker 3: car chase happened for three hours.
Speaker 2: All because somebody wanted to file and insurance. Right, just
Speaker 2: let the guy go. What if?
Speaker 5: What if he had like a in a cooler, he
Speaker 5: had like a heart and he had to get into
Speaker 5: that hospital for a transplant, and you guys were slowing
Speaker 5: him down by calling the police.
Speaker 2: Let the man go. That is a great sign.
Speaker 3: Many Dayton, Ohio residents are preparing to say their final
Speaker 3: goodbyes to a man who worked tirelessly to support his neighborhoods.
Speaker 3: A funeral service for Bishop Richard Cox is playing for tomorrow.
Speaker 5: Come on, and it's the most phallic shaped chess piece.
Speaker 3: Richard Cox helped found a clergy community coalition in twenty eighteen,
Speaker 3: did good work, all because his mom and dad saw
Speaker 3: fit to name him Richard Cox.
Speaker 2: Could you rip the music for a second, because there was.
Speaker 5: There was a lot of reasons I wanted to put
Speaker 5: this button in, but I didn't know I was waiting
Speaker 5: for May twelfth of twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2: Who died Richard Cox. That's a terrible name, it really is.
Speaker 2: I mean it is little redundant.
Speaker 3: Yes, you know what. We want to make sure our
Speaker 3: child struggles. We want to make sure he has a
Speaker 3: hard time at school.
Speaker 5: I'm not going to say the word, but can you
Speaker 5: imagine if there was a common last name that is
Speaker 5: the female equivalent, we would immediately get rid of that
Speaker 5: last name and say we can't say that.
Speaker 10: Yeah, well, we would also eliminate the first name.
Speaker 4: I would think, I would think, So, what what year
Speaker 4: was it.
Speaker 10: Do you think that the name, the shortened version of
Speaker 10: Richard became the slang name for the body part.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 5: That's a great question, because the because Richard.
Speaker 2: Was right, Yeah, I mean it was if the name
Speaker 2: was first I don't know.
Speaker 4: And short shortening it.
Speaker 2: Yep, dick, no idea.
Speaker 4: Those are those kids that.
Speaker 10: Were growing up in the six seventies, six no, no,
Speaker 10: sixties probably, and then it did not have that connotation.
Speaker 4: Obviously they would not.
Speaker 2: Have been called that origin late eighteen hundreds.
Speaker 9: Yeahow, going back to medieval medieval England.
Speaker 4: Also in America, Zach.
Speaker 2: Like, so about the same time the pyramids came up.
Speaker 5: Similar can you imagine here's my this is my neighbor
Speaker 5: sheryld P words you say, I live next to the
Speaker 5: p words.
Speaker 2: Hawk's getting on zillo.
Speaker 5: I mean you can't. That can't be a last name. No,
Speaker 5: how can we walk around with guys with it? Come on, man,
Speaker 5: you're not wrong. Let's change some names. You know how
Speaker 5: easy it is. You just go down to the old
Speaker 5: I don't know, the MV or something. Yeah and' say this,
Speaker 5: this name sucks. Let's change it and beat.
Speaker 2: Bob boom boom fixed, you got a different last name.
Speaker 8: Words So it looks like it started as the name
Speaker 8: in the eleventh to thirteenth century. By the sixteenth century
Speaker 8: it meant something similar like every man or joe, like
Speaker 8: right now. Somewhere after that there was a sexual connotation,
Speaker 8: sometimes late sixteenth century sixteen sixty five. By the eighteen
Speaker 8: eighties the term became common slang for appendage in the
Speaker 8: British Army, likely a direct development from its every man
Speaker 8: use like Johnson sure similar similar to that, and then
Speaker 8: it wasn't until the sixties that it was meant to
Speaker 8: be a despicable.
Speaker 2: Person despicable word. So this guy was actually a bishop
Speaker 2: though too. Yeah again, do you guys play chess? Do
Speaker 2: we look like? I mean, I know what the bishop
Speaker 2: looks like.
Speaker 5: What does it look like? He's right, it also kind
Speaker 5: of looks like a nipple, right, Yeah, I mean there's
Speaker 5: a lot of chess pieces that just had probably been
Speaker 5: used for acts that are unspeakable.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 3: Kind he's kind of right. Weird though, MARTI were thinking
Speaker 3: the same thing.
Speaker 5: Wow, let's just say Tommy probably dabbled with a pond, yeah,
Speaker 5: and has worked.
Speaker 2: His way up to a rooker.
Speaker 3: I'm going to say that probably worked his way all
Speaker 3: the way up to throat. He lost that thing.
Speaker 2: He loves the Queen peace.
Speaker 9: It's like Donaldson's hanging chat.
Speaker 3: Oh, why are we always missing a chess piece? Tommy?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: Seventeen black ones?
Speaker 3: Well well. Despite rising gas prices, a Memorial Day travel
Speaker 3: is forecast to set a new record this year. Triple
Speaker 3: A projects forty five million Americans will travel at least
Speaker 3: fifty miles from home between May twenty first and then
Speaker 3: twenty fifth for the Memorial Day weekend. Most of those
Speaker 3: estimated thirty nine point one million are expected to drive
Speaker 3: to their destinations. As it stands now, Triple A puts
Speaker 3: the nationwide average for a gallon of regular, unloaded gas
Speaker 3: at four dollars and fifty cents.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm be curious to check back with those people
Speaker 10: after Memorial Day weekend and see if all traveled, because
Speaker 10: that is a little bit surprising, is it not?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 4: Can you expect record number of people traveling?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Pick it tall in an hour, it becomes the new normal.
Speaker 3: That's what they do. They raise it, they raise it,
Speaker 3: and then we just get used to it and keep
Speaker 3: on moving.
Speaker 2: Yep, what he gonna do?
Speaker 3: What you gonna do? Normal average American?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What I'm gonna what I'm gonna do? Walk to work?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: What are you gonna do?
Speaker 2: You can't walk here? You and I could carpool? Oh
Speaker 2: my god, I'd rather walk. I'd love it. If you
Speaker 2: guys did, I'd be dead silent. Yeah, if you picked
Speaker 2: me up.
Speaker 5: I told last week I listened to poker podcasts almost
Speaker 5: every day. If you want to listen along, I will
Speaker 5: gladly pick you up. If we can drive to work,
Speaker 5: put my headphones on.
Speaker 9: The problem those sauce in the winter time, that car
Speaker 9: would be so cold.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, I can't have a heater on. It's gross,
Speaker 2: Like I'm not gonna sweat.
Speaker 3: That's the reason you're in the driveway. Clubs because after
Speaker 3: playing poker, you drive right in and then leave the
Speaker 3: car running. My god, so she won't. She keeps blocking
Speaker 3: there because she's afraid of you coming, and.
Speaker 2: I don't think she would stop me. That's Are you
Speaker 2: still in the driveway club? Uh? No, yes, you hesitated? No,
Speaker 2: no you are. Here's the thing, permanent, man, there's no
Speaker 2: turning back.
Speaker 6: Remember last week when I said the only reason I'm
Speaker 6: in the driveway club is because I can't find a
Speaker 6: remote that works for the second garage stones. Well, hot
Speaker 6: ass Randy came over on Saturday. Interesting, Then what he
Speaker 6: took the controller, pushed the button and the garage door opened,
Speaker 6: So the one I couldn't find out or figure out works.
Speaker 2: For that spot.
Speaker 3: But did you try that?
Speaker 2: I did?
Speaker 6: You didn't push the button, relaxed, I did, but he
Speaker 6: hit it once in an open Now I've taken it
Speaker 6: apart because I think it's an old battery. So I'm
Speaker 6: gonna try and get a little battery. Bought this big
Speaker 6: called up about a quarter meet sauce about this big
Speaker 6: and I'm gonna get a new battery and see if
Speaker 6: that works. But that doesn't work, I'm back to square
Speaker 6: one and then I'll be back in the driveway.
Speaker 5: And I'm very confused. So he got it to work,
Speaker 5: but now you're not going.
Speaker 6: To work anymore. He got it to work once him
Speaker 6: and I went to the wild Game. I was all
Speaker 6: excited to drive back, open the garage and go in.
Speaker 6: It wouldn't work.
Speaker 5: Are you not offended that all of us asked? Did
Speaker 5: you hit the button at all?
Speaker 4: Because?
Speaker 5: My because I just picture you like Jedi mind tricking it,
Speaker 5: like holding it and be like no casting hart.
Speaker 6: There's three and I hit the big one and when
Speaker 6: we got back, thank you, and try the other on
Speaker 6: the other ones don't work either, So I'm going to
Speaker 6: get a new battery for it today.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 6: And yeah, big days have sauce, but big day, Yeah,
Speaker 6: and if that works, I'm now no longer in the driveway.
Speaker 4: Club did h R multiple times?
Speaker 2: Just once?
Speaker 4: And you never tried to?
Speaker 2: I try.
Speaker 6: It didn't work for me. He has the magic touch.
Speaker 6: At least that's what a lot of people.
Speaker 10: You never handed it back to him and said try
Speaker 10: that again.
Speaker 6: No, he was already in his car on this way
Speaker 6: home when we got back about eleven thirty. He just
Speaker 6: went one for one and one for Randy as the
Speaker 6: golden touch. Are you pressing the button wrong? He doesn't
Speaker 6: have to hold the button a little longer or something.
Speaker 3: Maybe you're pressing the button too daintily.
Speaker 2: Thank you. No, I know how it works.
Speaker 5: What was your reaction when you were standing there and
Speaker 5: Randy hit the button and on the first try the
Speaker 5: garage door opened.
Speaker 6: Well, it was like the one time I called Randy
Speaker 6: and said, hey, uh, my fireplace won't turn on.
Speaker 3: It's because you gotta put wood in it light of fire.
Speaker 2: No, it was he came over and flipped a switch
Speaker 2: and it worked, and then he went, Randy, Oh he
Speaker 2: shot you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, no, that was Louis.
Speaker 2: He made miss.
Speaker 3: He's not a good aim.
Speaker 2: He's got two small hands.
Speaker 6: So yeah, I h I don't play with a full
Speaker 6: deck man.
Speaker 2: But it gets me to know that a rose. That's
Speaker 2: the news. Sorry. Kelly's the same, Yeah she is.
Speaker 4: No, she does it.
Speaker 2: I mean I'm pretty good to her. I do nice things.
Speaker 2: You can't even get the garage door open. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: good at other things, all right, such as.
Speaker 5: Think about it during the break after this, nothing.
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Speaker 3: Martin and I were just talking. I think I actually
Speaker 3: helped her because she was feeling very, very negative about
Speaker 3: the two Wolves and their chances. In fact, she said
Speaker 3: it was over wow, Mark, and I think I talked
Speaker 3: her right out of that. And you're welcome.
Speaker 2: Feel bet about the chances.
Speaker 4: None of that is true.
Speaker 2: You said it was offen. No, you don't feel better
Speaker 2: about the chances.
Speaker 4: Mar. It didn't even talk to them.
Speaker 5: Twenty four hours ago, we were debating, you know who
Speaker 5: has a better chance to come back and win this series?
Speaker 2: The Wild are the Wolves? Now twenty four hours later,
Speaker 2: it's not even close. It's the Wolves.
Speaker 4: Wolves.
Speaker 3: It's not even close.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not close. The Wolves. They have a better chance. Yeah, right.
Speaker 5: Beating Colorado three straight times, including two in Colorado not
Speaker 5: very likely. No, beating the Spurs two out of three
Speaker 5: not super likely.
Speaker 2: But I like those.
Speaker 5: Odds better than I like the Wild odds now right
Speaker 5: quickly it changed twenty four hours.
Speaker 10: That's the game for magic. I mean, that's the difference.
Speaker 10: If it is you have that series. You're going into
Speaker 10: one and you get a game four. The difference between
Speaker 10: being down three to one or tied two too epic,
Speaker 10: epic difference massive, Ready sauce, Yes, sir, talk sports.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, wonder right now?
Speaker 3: All right, well, don't get your bundles in a bunch.
Speaker 2: It's time for I'm not wearing anything. Welcome.
Speaker 5: Okay, with that information, I need to make I never
Speaker 5: do on Tuesday because bonus is here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 6: Sure, justin place, just in case. The Wild lost five
Speaker 6: to two to the Abs. The game was tied one
Speaker 6: one into the third. The Abs made it too to one,
Speaker 6: but two minutes later the Wild scored an unbelievably sweet
Speaker 6: goal on a sweet pass by our guy, Quinn Hughes.
Speaker 6: But then the Apps scored. Then the Wild pulled the goalie.
Speaker 6: The I's got two more. The Wild are now down
Speaker 6: three to one to the best team in the league.
Speaker 6: Game five as Tomorrow's that go in Colorado at seven o'clock,
Speaker 6: perfect time. The game can be heard right here on
Speaker 6: the fan.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's weird when I have a team of twenty guys
Speaker 1: and you know it's truly a team sport because for
Speaker 1: whatever reason, they just all collectively didn't have their game.
Speaker 1: They didn't play like they did Saturday. I think they
Speaker 1: all admitted that after the game. John Hines basically said
Speaker 1: that they consciously didn't play the way they needed to
Speaker 1: play to win. So how that happens, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Hopefully they can find their game again. It's obviously improbable,
Speaker 1: but certainly not impossible the next few nights here.
Speaker 9: They've done it before.
Speaker 1: They've come from behind three to one against Colorado. It
Speaker 1: was twenty three years ago, but it happened, and it
Speaker 1: could happen. As Bonus was saying earlier, I mean, he
Speaker 1: figure out something tomorrow, win a game tomorrow, then momentum
Speaker 1: rolls into a home game Friday night in Saint Paul,
Speaker 1: which would be amazing before and then who knows after that.
Speaker 1: They're undefeated in Game seven's in Denver against Colorado. So
Speaker 1: two and OL would like to see them go three
Speaker 1: and o in that that category. But yeah, they got
Speaker 1: some work to do here and h season is on
Speaker 1: the line and it can't end like this and all
Speaker 1: that hawk your thoughts.
Speaker 3: Talking to me, Yeah, I agree with everything he just
Speaker 3: said except the exact opposite.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you have money on Colorado.
Speaker 3: I have money on Colorado being the next date that
Speaker 3: legislates boobies.
Speaker 8: How are things going for your guys? Stanley Cup Parish
Speaker 8: bet we didn't want to see it. Didn't make it
Speaker 8: the show because I realized that it was not a
Speaker 8: great bet for me short term long term? Right if
Speaker 8: we made that bet one thousand straight years favorite?
Speaker 3: I mean when I do that, if AI does to
Speaker 3: kill us all.
Speaker 5: The short term, I'm like, there's no reason I'm reach
Speaker 5: contractually required to do this bet.
Speaker 2: I'm this is not a good lineup for me.
Speaker 5: But oh, stars on your especially when it looked like
Speaker 5: the best three teams in the league were Colorado and
Speaker 5: Dallas and Minnesota.
Speaker 6: But after I will probably if we did it this year,
Speaker 6: I would only have one team left because Carolina already won.
Speaker 6: I think the Sabers are in a little bit of trouble.
Speaker 6: That's the only team in the East I would have, and.
Speaker 5: It would be Colorado versus the Field. Yeah, but which
Speaker 5: that is still the favorite? You still have the favorite?
Speaker 5: Which I like having the favorite? You sure you love
Speaker 5: chalk eating it.
Speaker 2: Let's see here what two of them? Two of them
Speaker 2: have small hands.
Speaker 6: The Wolves and Spurs are tied at two to two.
Speaker 6: Game time is tonight at seven o'clock on this lovely
Speaker 6: radio station. The Spurs are ten and a half point
Speaker 6: favorites Marns.
Speaker 4: Feels like a big number, doesn't it.
Speaker 3: It does.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was surprised to hear that. Wow.
Speaker 10: This series has been ra z very unpredictable, fun to
Speaker 10: watch at times, very frustrating to watch at times. After
Speaker 10: when min Yama was ejected in the last game in
Speaker 10: the second quarter, it felt like the Wolves throttled down,
Speaker 10: which was very strange to watch. And how they didn't
Speaker 10: just absolutely put their foot down in the second half,
Speaker 10: came out in the third quarter just tentative, and I.
Speaker 4: Was just looking at third quarter stats.
Speaker 10: They had twenty points total in the third quarter, made
Speaker 10: eight shots, had six turnovers. It was a strange sequence,
Speaker 10: but they won the game. And so we don't look back,
Speaker 10: we look forward. What lessons did we learn? Oh man,
Speaker 10: I would love love love to see a good, solid
Speaker 10: Julius Randall game.
Speaker 4: I would love to see a good solid Jaden McDaniels game.
Speaker 10: Keep the rest Like Anthony Edwards at times.
Speaker 2: You could step up a little bit too.
Speaker 10: Anthony Edwards at times has been really special when needed.
Speaker 4: He's been the only one to.
Speaker 10: Make buckets in the crunch when we need the buckets.
Speaker 4: He's all man, and he is all man.
Speaker 10: If we could get McDaniels and Randall to have special
Speaker 10: games as well, I feel like this is when you
Speaker 10: can get one in San Antonio. And yes, could iod
Speaker 10: Assum give us a little more, yes, But his ball
Speaker 10: handling when needed, it has been helpful. Just everyone at
Speaker 10: times has looked a little I don't I don't know
Speaker 10: what the word is.
Speaker 4: Is it shaky? But San Antonio is a good team.
Speaker 4: San Antonio is a good defensive team.
Speaker 10: They're putting a lot of pressure on We've not had
Speaker 10: a pure solid point guard kind of all.
Speaker 4: Season and that's been an issue.
Speaker 10: So man, we get down to the final minute and
Speaker 10: a half of these last couple of games and it
Speaker 10: is no gimme that.
Speaker 4: We're getting it over the finish line. Yeah, here we
Speaker 4: are too too.
Speaker 5: It wasn't there a rumor sat within the last year
Speaker 5: or two that the Wolves wanted dearon Fox.
Speaker 6: Yeah it's a man that would have been sick. Yeah,
Speaker 6: he doesn't miss and always draft a player from Kentucky and.
Speaker 2: Right, he's just such a solid, smart player. It's very good, Yeah,
Speaker 2: very good.
Speaker 6: They They will definitely trade for a point guard this offseason,
Speaker 6: would be my guess, and Julius Randa will be on
Speaker 6: his way out.
Speaker 2: It's been a great.
Speaker 10: Well part of it of what I Oh, thanks Ioda Sumu.
Speaker 10: That had to your point John about it. He hasn't
Speaker 10: been as effective is that Victor Wemenyama is in the lane.
Speaker 4: And so he wasn't.
Speaker 8: He wasn't for the second half of the game on
Speaker 8: the fourth and I like to assume we're getting to
Speaker 8: the rim, he just wasn't able to.
Speaker 10: But as as most of the world team, for whatever reason,
Speaker 10: it has been the strangest fluke this entire series. They're
Speaker 10: paint scoring has been atrocious, and it has been a
Speaker 10: consistent theme whether Victor Wmenyama is in the game or
Speaker 10: not in the game. And it has been a really strange,
Speaker 10: weird caveat to this series for whatever reason.
Speaker 4: So let's end it. You know, it's been really good,
Speaker 4: is TJ. Shannon.
Speaker 10: He's been a good spark plug. He's been a high
Speaker 10: positive in all of these games. And so Mike Conley
Speaker 10: has gotten short minutes and he's hit huge three pointers
Speaker 10: been a lot of positives, and it's been a really
Speaker 10: fun series to watch.
Speaker 4: Well said, seven o'clock is a fun game time.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, the game time.
Speaker 6: The Thunder clap the Lakers by sweeping them one fifteen,
Speaker 6: one ten. The Thunder will play something else, do it again?
Speaker 6: Anything else? That was good though, but do something different.
Speaker 6: The Thunder.
Speaker 2: Rocked.
Speaker 6: No, that's the Thunder frightened the Lakers because thunder last
Speaker 6: night scared me and it woke up Louis.
Speaker 2: There's no Louis, only Steve.
Speaker 3: Nobody cares.
Speaker 2: I care.
Speaker 3: Dad slip right through it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well he got clapped. Yeah did he hug? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Try rolled? Oh yeah, well played marts.
Speaker 6: The Thunder rolled the Lakers by sweeping them one fifteen,
Speaker 6: one ten. If you've turned on ESPN, it's all they've
Speaker 6: talked about is.
Speaker 2: The Lakers, and you turn around there.
Speaker 6: The Thunder will play the winner of the Spurs and
Speaker 6: Wolves series.
Speaker 2: I know that, honey. Oh thanks, Frosh. Save that. We
Speaker 2: can do that.
Speaker 6: The Vikings news. The NFL schedule will be released on Thursday.
Speaker 6: The Cowboys will host the Eagles on on Thanksgiving Day.
Speaker 6: So if you're keeping scores so far, two Primetime games
Speaker 6: for the Cowboys and then only announced two of them.
Speaker 6: The Twins battle to Marlin's at Target Field today. Bailey
Speaker 6: ober goes for your Twins. Game time is six forty.
Speaker 6: The PGA Championship starts on Thursday. We will bet on
Speaker 6: it tomorrow at eight am.
Speaker 4: Get Up said he do not care. He's out.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's okay. He doesn't like things everybody else likes.
Speaker 6: But that's fine, that's liber he is his own person.
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Speaker 5: induct Adrian Peterson into the Vikings Ring of Honor some
Speaker 5: point this fall. He played for the Vikings from two
Speaker 5: thousand and seven through twenty and sixteen, franchise record for
Speaker 5: most rushing yards almost twelve thousand, in the most touchdowns
Speaker 5: ninety seven. He will be eligible for the Pro Football
Speaker 5: Hall of Fame next year. Gotta think he's a first ballot.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Labelle's already said he's not voting for because he
Speaker 6: doesn't vote, because he doesn't vote for anybody on the
Speaker 6: first animal.
Speaker 3: Doesn't quit the athletic because he wants to report on
Speaker 3: it again. He called the athletic and said, hire me back.
Speaker 3: They did, and he quit himmediately.
Speaker 5: How many current players on the Vikings will eventually be
Speaker 5: in the Ring of Honor because Jefferson for sure.
Speaker 2: Harrison Smith, that's too j J.
Speaker 6: McCarthy, Kyler Murray, Kyle Murphy, you could say it both.
Speaker 5: Harrison Smith for sure, justin Jefferson for sure. Anybody else
Speaker 5: we're missing.
Speaker 2: Maybe Brian O'Neill, Yeah, Brian O'Neill could be.
Speaker 5: That's I mean, no offense to Brian. It's a little optimistic, all.
Speaker 6: Right, right?
Speaker 2: What about darrisaw optimistic?
Speaker 5: What I mean, You're not wrong. It's not a terrible guess.
Speaker 5: If he does this for the next you know, ten
Speaker 5: plus years.
Speaker 2: Sure, what I was gonna say Anderson, No, he's not
Speaker 2: going to play here, He's going on the Formula one
Speaker 2: Hall of Fame later today.
Speaker 6: I think right now, it's two for sure, Jefferson and Smith.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that's I mean, how many squads across
Speaker 3: the history if the Vikings had more than two on
Speaker 3: it one time.
Speaker 2: I mean the ninety eighteen at about five fifteen.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, like you go back and I'm not
Speaker 6: trying to be like Captain cave Man.
Speaker 2: Cave Man, you look like.
Speaker 3: Him, or like just say Captain Planehead, which is a
Speaker 3: new cartoon I'm drawing for the Cartoon Network plan. I said,
Speaker 3: that's derivative. I have to change it on Frozen cave Lawyer. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: only with only with worse teeth.
Speaker 2: I have fine teeth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't find him.
Speaker 6: Used to have summer teeth. Yeah, summer year sentence me. Yeah,
Speaker 6: you were making some hot point. Well it's not. But
Speaker 6: here's what's gonna happen. I'm gonna say it. You guys
Speaker 6: are gonna be like, who cares? Then we're gonna move on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what we do.
Speaker 6: All right.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna promise you're gonna say your take, and not
Speaker 5: one of us is going to say that your take
Speaker 5: didn't matter. I promise you that not one of us
Speaker 5: will say it.
Speaker 2: Go.
Speaker 6: If you look back on the Minnesota Vikings and you
Speaker 6: look at all the talent they've had, they have to
Speaker 6: be the most talented franchise to never win a Super Bowl. Sure,
Speaker 6: they've had one of the greatest running backs of all time,
Speaker 6: They've had two or three of the greatest wide receivers
Speaker 6: of all time. They've had one of the best offensive
Speaker 6: lines of all time. They just have never solved the
Speaker 6: quarterback position. Look at all the Vikings that are in
Speaker 6: the Hall of Fame, there seems like there's a bunch
Speaker 6: no super bowls. You're right, there's no Super Bowls victorious anyway.
Speaker 4: I mean that's a great point.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's an average point.
Speaker 2: Best they had.
Speaker 6: They they had a running back that you knew was
Speaker 6: going to get the ball in Adrian Peterson, and he
Speaker 6: still almost broke the rushing record.
Speaker 3: Ever, wait, what was the was it the single season
Speaker 3: rushing record that he broke?
Speaker 2: Yeah, against the Chargers against the Chargers and single game.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that was a single game because it's two
Speaker 3: ninety seven or something.
Speaker 2: Ninety six, yeah, six or seven.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we were uh singing the national anthem and timpi
Speaker 3: Arizona for the some college football bowl for Buffalo wild Wings.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 3: They flew us out there and we were singing the
Speaker 3: national anthem. We were in the car on the way
Speaker 3: to the airport. Listened to that game. I will never
Speaker 3: forget as long as I live. Yeah, listening to it
Speaker 3: on the radio, which was unbelievable. I can't imagine what
Speaker 3: it was like to be in the stadium watching it happen.
Speaker 2: God, he was great.
Speaker 3: It was impossible to bring down possible, impossible, a freak.
Speaker 2: Yep, thank you. But yeah, anyway, in purple right now,
Speaker 2: thank you. There were people in the chat that said
Speaker 2: you look like Grimace today. Yeah, I do, look like
Speaker 2: Why did they say that stuff?
Speaker 6: I don't know, because you guys encourage it, because you
Speaker 6: guys have been mean to me for twenty years.
Speaker 2: True, what are you talking about us? I agree with you.
Speaker 4: You know he's mean, he said meeting.
Speaker 2: We don't agree with the lashed out.
Speaker 5: Do you believe today, because you're wearing a purple hoodie
Speaker 5: that you look a little bit like Grimace.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what else do you look exactly like? I don't know,
Speaker 2: Bluto on a bad day spending? What else do you
Speaker 2: look exactly like?
Speaker 3: Here the Spandex do you remember any wore the whole purple?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: Oh my god? What else do you look exactly like?
Speaker 2: I don't know? Somebody who is character morbidly obs California Raising.
Speaker 3: Said the Michel.
Speaker 4: Is it exactly like?
Speaker 3: Well, we're trying to help him, Marty, how.
Speaker 2: Trying to keep him bumble? Yeah? That's working.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he gets all hot and bothered.
Speaker 2: Cafe and had a ring of honor. Who would be
Speaker 2: the first to go in? Oh, that's a really good questions?
Speaker 6: Probably, I mean you two the band, you guys, I mean,
Speaker 6: I'm dead serious, you.
Speaker 2: Too, for sure?
Speaker 3: One, Yeah, it has been around since the.
Speaker 9: Very first day.
Speaker 2: Is incorrect?
Speaker 5: Tacklearry tackle Arry Tuma is the right answer. So Tuma
Speaker 5: goes in first, and then we're all playing for second.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, you guys should definitely be in it.
Speaker 5: Kind of like the program Password Invitational. It's Martie and
Speaker 5: Barb and we're all playing for seconds.
Speaker 2: What a matchup they have today? That'll be fun. That's today.
Speaker 4: That's today.
Speaker 2: What do you take on.
Speaker 9: Us?
Speaker 4: Oh wow, wow.
Speaker 2: Real tough?
Speaker 4: Do you made the team?
Speaker 6: It's really team should just be you and you and
Speaker 6: Barber against Common and Corey and all of us can
Speaker 6: save a bunch of time and.
Speaker 2: You guys are gonna win again.
Speaker 1: I thought we're gonna be a little bit more correct.
Speaker 1: I thought we learned our lesson last year.
Speaker 5: Do you think you would do better or worse today
Speaker 5: against Ernest borgnin and a mop bucket?
Speaker 4: Correct?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: Then that mop buckets?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 4: Do you know that? Barb and I?
Speaker 10: Yes, we won last year, but we also not won
Speaker 10: the tournament the other two times.
Speaker 4: We've also been split up several times.
Speaker 2: You shouldn't have buy and round one like you. Bye
Speaker 2: week Bye week cart.
Speaker 5: He changed as he left wet them play.
Speaker 2: Actually Tommy's not in this year's tournament, is he not? No?
Speaker 9: He was my teammate last year. That was a bye
Speaker 9: week Wow.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I really was.
Speaker 2: You guys were bad. Tommy's good though, at that game?
Speaker 2: Is he? Yeah? Saw sco cliffhanger like slone version?
Speaker 6: Yeah, the price is right version?
Speaker 2: Yeah? They played an eighty today? Right? Program password?
Speaker 5: Give me the number without going over that must and
Speaker 5: Alex Lewis get combined third.
Speaker 2: You take me? Oh man, it's a good number.
Speaker 5: That's a really good number because I lean heavily towards
Speaker 5: the ender.
Speaker 2: Emily, Emily's not here, man.
Speaker 5: But all it takes is like one or two words
Speaker 5: that swing the wrong way, and you're you're in that
Speaker 5: dirtyish range.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what time is that memorable fifteen? Well, I'll set
Speaker 2: my alarm. Yeah, I mean I'll watch. It's a fun game,
Speaker 2: sure is?
Speaker 4: I agree?
Speaker 2: I mean today won't again.
Speaker 6: I'll be like watching the ninety eight Vikings play a
Speaker 6: high school team.
Speaker 9: That'll be fun. That's entertaining. It's a great opportunity for us.
Speaker 3: And I was entertaining, but sure was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Hey, I've won five straight. I'm way better than
Speaker 2: I used to be. Take that.
Speaker 4: It's because I had no idea.
Speaker 2: Who's your round one matchup?
Speaker 4: Beginner?
Speaker 2: Who are you playing with or against? A round one
Speaker 2: you already forget? Yeah, Zacho, who do I play?
Speaker 9: You are playing? Saying Max Fuller and Parker Fox.
Speaker 6: He's pretty good and that'll be tough. Max is super good.
Speaker 6: I don't know if has Parker played?
Speaker 2: Can Max speak guards?
Speaker 6: I don't think we play for a month and a half.
Speaker 6: But yeah, all right, good, all right. I fold when
Speaker 6: I play with Grease. I don't play well when I
Speaker 6: play with John.
Speaker 5: He also cuminals in the Initials Invitational the program. He
Speaker 5: doesn't the first round under pressure.
Speaker 2: That's not his thing. I got the first round last
Speaker 2: year I played in the championship. He does his win.
Speaker 2: We'll see, we'll see. This is Vikings name.
Speaker 3: I could tell.
Speaker 10: I don't know why you have to point at me
Speaker 10: as if I don't.
Speaker 9: Know that you're the white bear hockey of the Initials.
Speaker 6: Wow, that's me and Zach. At least Barney scores in
Speaker 6: that game. Huh doesn't white bir like not scoring score
Speaker 6: to overtime.
Speaker 2: And they just lose in heartbreaking fashion.
Speaker 1: That's Zach and I continue that tradition every day.
Speaker 11: Oh well, just dominated a game, destroyed it.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 5: I think when Tennebee texted Alec Lewis and was like, hey, man,
Speaker 5: you know, it's been great having you on the show.
Speaker 2: Why don't you.
Speaker 5: Jump into the program past for Invitational this year? Nowle
Speaker 5: It's like, this is awesome, thrilled, What an honor you're
Speaker 5: younna be paired with.
Speaker 11: Muss, who is a great guy. Great, dude, you'd be
Speaker 11: better with a mop bucket. I could not say that.
Speaker 11: Then Hawks stood up for the mop bucket.
Speaker 3: Somebody had to. The NFL is indeed set for additional
Speaker 3: broadcast television inventory this coming season, with Fox and NBC
Speaker 3: receiving some of the ex ESPN inventory that at one
Speaker 3: point was ear marked for YouTube. Yeah, that was a
Speaker 3: full sentence of stuff. Say that again, I know commercials.
Speaker 3: As far as game actually actually got game broadcasts, I'll
Speaker 3: say again game. The NFL is indeed set for additional
Speaker 3: broadcast television inventory this coming season. Broadcast television inventory, so
Speaker 3: not streaming, okay. With Fox and NBC receiving some of
Speaker 3: the x ESPN inventory that at one point was earmarked
Speaker 3: for YouTube, the NFL awarded Fox and NBC one game
Speaker 3: each out of the four windows ESPN relinquished as part
Speaker 3: of its deal to acquire the NFL network. Remember okay,
Speaker 3: ESPN bought the NFL network. Sports Media Watches learned the
Speaker 3: the league is also expected to convert one regionally distributed
Speaker 3: game each on Fox and CBS to a national window.
Speaker 3: So it's it's I don't know, you just have to
Speaker 3: listen to the fan to find out what.
Speaker 9: Time on those international games.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's a good point, yep, yeah, I be right.
Speaker 2: Yea.
Speaker 8: The USPN has so many, so many television broadcasts, they're
Speaker 8: just giving them away them.
Speaker 3: Yeah there what shedding.
Speaker 2: Oh the end.
Speaker 3: Was it will be four additional national windows on broadcast television,
Speaker 3: using a mix of new and existing inventory. The league
Speaker 3: has been had been expected to see a slight increase
Speaker 3: in broadcast television inventory this season, and the x ESPN
Speaker 3: windows will functionally shift cable exclusive inventory to broadcast, which,
Speaker 3: you know, I think there was some doom and gloom
Speaker 3: talk that that was gonna go the opposite away. It
Speaker 3: probably will in the future, but for at least right now,
Speaker 3: broadcast televisions holding on by.
Speaker 2: It his fingernails, Sorry, Daddy.
Speaker 3: More Saturday games. By the way, NBC announced Monday that
Speaker 3: it's additional inventory would be a Saturday game in week seventeen,
Speaker 3: leading to its annual Peacock exclusive game. Yeah, he hates it.
Speaker 2: I don't like peacock games because I don't have peacock.
Speaker 10: He is afraid of birds, always has Oh do you
Speaker 10: know slou.
Speaker 4: In today's.
Speaker 10: Climate of NBA playoff game being on there, MLB regular
Speaker 10: season games being on there land man, God.
Speaker 2: Bitch what paramount?
Speaker 3: Paramount?
Speaker 4: Ye, it started with a pee?
Speaker 2: You know what?
Speaker 3: Argue that point? John?
Speaker 2: That point?
Speaker 3: Whoa, Yeah, he's right, though, he's right. The first thing
Speaker 3: when you get over got to get him go pee,
Speaker 3: don't you? When you got a piece? Seven minutes before
Speaker 3: your alarm goes off, You're like, I'm the worst. I'm
Speaker 3: just gonna piss myself. I'm not getting up, bar the
Speaker 3: common man, I'm not doing it. I'm not getting up.
Speaker 3: I have seven minutes left, bladder, get over it.
Speaker 2: Seven minutes of pain.
Speaker 6: But you're just so stubborn you don't want to get out, correct?
Speaker 2: Can I fall back asleep through this pain? This is
Speaker 2: terrible for me, But I'm gonna go back to bed.
Speaker 3: Do it anyway?
Speaker 2: And you wake up and your beds all what yep?
Speaker 3: And you realize his blood because bladder exploded.
Speaker 2: Jesus, is it possible?
Speaker 3: Is it possible for your bladder explode like it did
Speaker 3: the old man? Simpson, Grandpa Simpson.
Speaker 2: That's a very late stage item, but yes, it is
Speaker 2: technically possible.
Speaker 4: Is it really late stage item?
Speaker 3: That's awesome.
Speaker 2: You run into a lot of problems before you reach
Speaker 2: that point.
Speaker 3: Like what like your testicles fall off.
Speaker 5: There's a lot of toxins that actually it's becomes a
Speaker 5: big problem in people that can't void, And that's why
Speaker 5: they do fully Catholics and stuff, because if you don't,
Speaker 5: it becomes a huge problem.
Speaker 3: I love the idea that it's.
Speaker 2: Called void sauce. You should void?
Speaker 3: Why, dude, I wish you would void everything out of
Speaker 3: your mouth.
Speaker 5: And I'm here to explain the concept of voiding is
Speaker 5: the fans Paul Lambert.
Speaker 6: I think he is referring to avoiding all of the
Speaker 6: toxins out of your body through your your reaf throw.
Speaker 9: Wow, you're very is he right?
Speaker 2: That car? Take that you ever wanted? Pete blood? That show?
Speaker 2: Who hasn't he blooded at least one auto show? Give
Speaker 2: me a break, Marny, hasn't I bet you have?
Speaker 4: I think about it.
Speaker 2: The takeline has literally gotta go.
Speaker 3: That's guys, man, it's pretty close. Hey miss you next week?
Speaker 3: Where's he going, Marny? Oh hey, Marny.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 3: You know, how to stay hydrated is to drink a
Speaker 3: lot of surf side.
Speaker 10: Yes, that's what doctors say.
Speaker 11: He says that it'll help you avoid Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yes, I think they say six to ten surf sides
Speaker 4: a day.
Speaker 3: Wow, do they really say that?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: I guess I know which doctor you're talking to.
Speaker 2: And he'll be here at today, the.
Speaker 3: One that looks like he's caught between the incredible Hawk
Speaker 3: and Bruce Banner.
Speaker 10: Keeps you, keeps you hydrated and feeling great.
Speaker 2: I know that you.
Speaker 5: At any point did you put a little bowl or
Speaker 5: a dish out with the surf side for the ducks?
Speaker 2: Did they have a before they left?
Speaker 5: Of course, because you like to have surf side in
Speaker 5: your backyard of course.
Speaker 2: Yeah, by the pool by the ducks.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I filled a baby pool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she felt the baby.
Speaker 5: Boot anyway, Bobby McFerrin, the story.
Speaker 3: About your ducks, do you guys like Bobby McFerrin, Hey, marsh,
Speaker 3: how many ducklings were there.
Speaker 4: The video that I took.
Speaker 2: He doesn't follow you on social medio.
Speaker 4: Well, well, ducklings? So twelve?
Speaker 3: Do you realize statistics proved that only three of those
Speaker 3: are still alive? Geez, No, I looked it up.
Speaker 4: They're not all that's not true. No, they're all them.
Speaker 10: Are relocated to a pond with upstate yep and.
Speaker 4: Shut sunshine. Every day, birds chirping and.
Speaker 2: Chicks. Yeah, they were stocking.
Speaker 4: Why now why do you do you? Did you? For
Speaker 4: some reason? Google? Like I delonged? Do ducklings live in
Speaker 4: the WI?
Speaker 2: I did?
Speaker 3: Apparently? The average litter? Is that what you call it?
Speaker 2: Litter? Sure?
Speaker 3: I don't know. Sure, I forget what the word was. Anyway,
Speaker 3: on lock, it's ten, thank you, no baby bird, anyway,
Speaker 3: it's ten, and on average two to three survived to adulthood.
Speaker 10: To adulthood, okay, so what is that adulthood is a
Speaker 10: couple of years. That's fifty Okay, so now in fifty years.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's a good point. You're right, it's all right.
Speaker 4: Well, guess guess how many of them survived? Our pool?
Speaker 4: Cover all of them.
Speaker 2: Because of thank you?
Speaker 11: Thank you?
Speaker 2: Marney did it?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Saved lives.
Speaker 3: You killed that pearl carpet, dude. But other than that, out,
Speaker 3: he's not.
Speaker 2: Wrong, he's not wrong.
Speaker 5: I just asked chat shept the exact same color. If
Speaker 5: a duck gives birth to twelve ducklings, how many survive
Speaker 5: at least one year? Chat GPT says only two to
Speaker 5: six would survive to one years old or one year old,
Speaker 5: and harsher conditions that can be zero to two predators,
Speaker 5: cold weather, starvation, disease, surf sides in the pool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all of that, all of that.
Speaker 10: Says anything to do with it or is interesting. But Angie,
Speaker 10: your wife, we exchanged.
Speaker 2: We go, Yeah, duck pictures, U c K duck pucks.
Speaker 10: Tell because she has seen a mamma duck and babies.
Speaker 2: Crossing the road and how many were there?
Speaker 4: It was a mamma duck and only two babies.
Speaker 10: And that did strike me. I'm like, where is the
Speaker 10: rest of her family?
Speaker 2: Oh, it's duckies and bunnies under sauces four tires.
Speaker 5: I think yeah, because that was I think on that
Speaker 5: road by Sauce's new place.
Speaker 3: I think it's on chad Abbat's plate.
Speaker 9: Limited brilliant pheasants for now.
Speaker 2: So your pictures and her pictures were kind of before
Speaker 2: and afters.
Speaker 3: Are they sitting around a lot of duck picks these days?
Speaker 2: They swap them? Really?
Speaker 3: Do you know what that one name is?
Speaker 2: Now? No squishy oh hogs daddy.
Speaker 10: I just I did my part, Okay, I raised them.
Speaker 4: You are so cute, Thank you to leave the nest.
Speaker 4: And that's what they did.
Speaker 2: You remember that in three months they were health Why pony.
Speaker 4: That's when my actual child is going to leave the nests.
Speaker 2: Corey's at the auto show. Done.
Speaker 5: It lists predators for ducks as fish, turtles, hawks, raccoons, foxes,
Speaker 5: and cats.
Speaker 3: What hell's a fish turtle?
Speaker 2: I don't know why.
Speaker 5: I didn't think turtles would eat the baby ducklings.
Speaker 7: Yeah, turtle, Yeah, don't get you like the way hawk
Speaker 7: likes his ladies.
Speaker 3: So Grandma always said, get your hang out the pond.
Speaker 6: Turtles never said that she should. That's good advice. Often
Speaker 6: it was your crank just hanging out in a pond.
Speaker 6: How often do you think?
Speaker 3: Why do you have to ask questions like that when
Speaker 3: you know the answers every day you're trolling? Yeah, man,
Speaker 3: yet to steer this thing somehow, Jesus.
Speaker 2: That's why skinny dipping in a lake is dangerous. Man,
Speaker 2: You never know.
Speaker 3: You can't talk to him about that. He's never skinny
Speaker 3: done anything.
Speaker 2: That's a huge devas. Anyway, I'll dipping in a light.
Speaker 3: What's the opposite of scary dipping?
Speaker 2: I'll be stipping Jesus.
Speaker 6: Okay, did you see the Lord? Yeah, she summoned me
Speaker 6: home because it'd be kinder here there.
Speaker 2: But I don't know man's going to break. Where's the music.
Speaker 3: It's eight o four already ran out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's over. Okay, thank god. Anything else to say no?
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