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Speaker 3: And welcome back to the Patrick Marshow Thank you, thatch Go.
Speaker 3: Our special guest is on the hotline. I'm very interested
Speaker 3: to talk to her because I've just read the article
Speaker 3: on the Star Tribune from Neil Justin that came out
Speaker 3: yesterday morning, and uh, I can't wait to hear the
Speaker 3: new special. To watch the new special, Corey, would you
Speaker 3: like to punch upper?
Speaker 2: Kenny, Well, I can do it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, A couple of us have already seen it. Marnie Gellner,
Speaker 4: you were there laughing and stocking. I was there just
Speaker 4: laughing and not stocking. But Kelsey Cook joins The Power
Speaker 4: Trip Morning Show, now live from New York.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Kelsey, Good morning.
Speaker 5: Thanks for having me.
Speaker 2: Ragula. Yeah, big day, thank you.
Speaker 5: This feels like Christmas Morning times one hundred.
Speaker 4: So before we talk about the special, talk about your
Speaker 4: day because You're in New York, right, You're doing some
Speaker 4: kind of a press tour today.
Speaker 2: What are you doing?
Speaker 5: Yeah, so I have I have to run over some
Speaker 5: morning TV here in just a few minutes, and then
Speaker 5: podcasts like ABC News stuff tonight, and then we're having
Speaker 5: a like a special party. So it's been NonStop at
Speaker 5: all great things, damn.
Speaker 4: And I saw on your Insta stories in the last
Speaker 4: twenty four or forty eight hours that this isn't just
Speaker 4: oh cool I got a Netflix special. You specifically said
Speaker 4: this was like your dream, this was your goal about
Speaker 4: a decade ago. So the fact that it's finally here
Speaker 4: is kind of blowing your mind.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it really is.
Speaker 5: I had shared a few days ago a story about
Speaker 5: submitting a ten minute tape to Netflix like ten years
Speaker 5: ago and whine it so badly back then. But it
Speaker 5: freaked out because I had like for sending the perfect
Speaker 5: submission email, and after I hit sent, I realized that
Speaker 5: the subject of the email said net Films tape, and
Speaker 5: I like lost my mind because I was like, oh,
Speaker 5: I just like thought they would never take me seriously
Speaker 5: if they felt like I would just send emails with
Speaker 5: the same of their company misspelled, you know. So this
Speaker 5: has been like a long quest to get the Netflix.
Speaker 6: Specile Kelsey, because this was so important to you, and
Speaker 6: I'm imagining you had such a hand in the editing
Speaker 6: and the tweaking and the final say. Was it hard
Speaker 6: to know when you were like, Okay, done, print and send,
Speaker 6: did you want to just keep like tweaking every little
Speaker 6: teeny tiny bit of it because it was so important
Speaker 6: to you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, it is like hard sometimes to stop
Speaker 5: messing with it, because you're right, you can kind of
Speaker 5: like keep adjusting, you know, oh do we want that
Speaker 5: shot shot? But you do get to a point also
Speaker 5: where you're so sick of washing yourself You're like, I
Speaker 5: can't watch this anymore. This just has to be the
Speaker 5: one and you will. You will hear your friends chiplunk
Speaker 5: laugh at it. I look at that. Oh that that
Speaker 5: is I didn't know it was, like I said, I
Speaker 5: thought it was like a being murdered or something. But
Speaker 5: you can sure hear her laugh.
Speaker 7: Okay, well that's an accurate description. Excellent. Thanks for not
Speaker 7: editing that out, hey, Kelsey.
Speaker 8: When you know we could have.
Speaker 2: Go ahead when you.
Speaker 8: Have something like this, like Marty asked, do you have
Speaker 8: like some of your other you know, you're soon to
Speaker 8: be husband. Other comics that you know, maybe look at
Speaker 8: it like they're you know, like giving it a second opinion,
Speaker 8: what maybe what they would ask or or due to
Speaker 8: it to make it even more special than it already is.
Speaker 5: Definitely. Yeah, you know, Chad was at the show and
Speaker 5: Fargo that was like two weeks before I shot the special,
Speaker 5: watching it, you know, letting me know if he thought
Speaker 5: anything was just like a little off or could be better.
Speaker 5: And then when I'm trying Taylor Tomlinson, she and I
Speaker 5: were doing shows in Denver the we right before the
Speaker 5: safe and so she was able to come to one
Speaker 5: of mine and watch as well. So it's just nice
Speaker 5: to know that, like, you're not going in completely blind.
Speaker 5: And obviously I also had run this material so many
Speaker 5: times on tour, but I just respect Chad and Taylor
Speaker 5: and their opinions so much.
Speaker 2: So that was nice. Kelsey.
Speaker 3: I was just reading that article on the Start Tribune
Speaker 3: about you, and I find it really interesting because my
Speaker 3: daughter and I were just talking about this.
Speaker 9: Last night on the phone.
Speaker 3: You talk about in this article you had a profess
Speaker 3: I sort of tell you one time that you were
Speaker 3: putting way more effort into a class than you have to.
Speaker 3: And but look, yeah, and you you're described by a
Speaker 3: bunch of your friends as being a workaholic. Later in
Speaker 3: the article, you mentioned that Chad has, when he brought
Speaker 3: you here to Minnesota, kind of encouraged you to slow down.
Speaker 3: So there's a giant dichotomy there. How are you doing
Speaker 3: with that?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, I really like how to very tight
Speaker 5: grip on what I thought the amount of work I
Speaker 5: should be doing was. And Chad slowly has like helped
Speaker 5: me pluck a claw out of each of the things
Speaker 5: and be like, look, you gotta just like enjoy the
Speaker 5: products of your work too. And because he he has
Speaker 5: taken summers off of touring quite a while so that he,
Speaker 5: you know, could some time with his kids when they
Speaker 5: were off of school. And this is the first summer
Speaker 5: in my life that I have taken off of touring,
Speaker 5: and I've been like shocked at how much I loved it,
Speaker 5: like almost dangerously good, where I'm like, oh, this feels
Speaker 5: so good and it's hard to get back into work now.
Speaker 5: And I never thought I would feel that way. So
Speaker 5: I actually enjoyed it more than.
Speaker 2: I thought I would.
Speaker 9: But Kelsey don't the voices get really loud?
Speaker 5: Oh? The voice they sure.
Speaker 2: Do, all right.
Speaker 4: So your special came out at midnight, correct, So we
Speaker 4: need to like flood the views and everybody that's listening
Speaker 4: needs to watch it. It's called Happy Hours on Netflix.
Speaker 4: You gotta watch it today. Let's let's let's get this
Speaker 4: first rush of numbers to be gigantic so Netflix sees it.
Speaker 5: Yes, please. I I've been telling people like, even if
Speaker 5: you can't sit down and watch it this morning, if
Speaker 5: like anybody can just play before they leave for work,
Speaker 5: I will entertain your pet like and then you can
Speaker 5: sit down and actually watch it later. But that first
Speaker 5: day or two of getting the views is so important
Speaker 5: for the top ten, you know, So I just anything
Speaker 5: you guys can do spreading the word. I love shooting
Speaker 5: it there in Saint Paul. It's just it's been such
Speaker 5: a great experience. So thank you guys for having me
Speaker 5: on the promote.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course.
Speaker 4: And we get to see you in ten days because
Speaker 4: you won your initials quarter finals, so you're back here
Speaker 4: in ten days on the twenty eighth to to square
Speaker 4: off against three other people.
Speaker 2: So we'll see you in a little bit too, Yes, I'm.
Speaker 5: So excited to be back. I'll see you guys so soon.
Speaker 2: That's super cool. Have a great day.
Speaker 9: You go get them.
Speaker 3: Okay, we're all cheering for you, and we're all gonna
Speaker 3: watch it fifteen or twenty times.
Speaker 2: I'm going to watch it right now.
Speaker 1: Oh, you guys are the best.
Speaker 5: Thank you so much.
Speaker 6: All right, congratulating See Kelsey, I love you.
Speaker 2: Oh, Marni, we're talking all right, the best. Look, you're
Speaker 2: just a psycho. You already did it. You guys both
Speaker 2: already did it.
Speaker 4: Same Yeah, all right, so yeah, let's all just hit
Speaker 4: play on on Netflix right now. You can hear Marny's
Speaker 4: friend laughing like a chipmunk.
Speaker 10: Squirrel murdered, murdered squirrel, right, murdered. She's a big star. Yeah,
Speaker 10: she's so good. No, not not shanning so much. I mean,
Speaker 10: I don't know her very well. I've met her.
Speaker 4: She's going to be a big star. Pull your hands up,
Speaker 4: shouting sight unseen.
Speaker 2: He likes squirrel.
Speaker 4: His goal is to make him sound like a murdered squirrel.
Speaker 4: So sure, yeah, accomplished.
Speaker 9: Hey I think I'm doing right then.
Speaker 4: That's probably the name of your next album. Murdered Squirrel no,
Speaker 4: Marnie and I were both there. She killed it. I
Speaker 4: thought the whole hour was fantastic, so I will definitely
Speaker 4: re quote watch it. I guess by watching it on
Speaker 4: Netflix it was fantastic in person. I'm sure it translates. Yeah,
Speaker 4: ten out of ten on the old screen is in.
Speaker 3: Case you're wondering what the name of it's called happy hour,
Speaker 3: A happy Hour, and I am streaming it as we speak.
Speaker 9: That's right.
Speaker 2: Yeah. When she was go ahead, I was going.
Speaker 7: To play the laugh for you.
Speaker 2: From this is the one she practiced.
Speaker 7: Yeah, this is Shannon at the taping.
Speaker 9: Oh my god, oh my oh boy.
Speaker 2: Not from the Netflix special. Do you hate Kelsey?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 4: Imagine, I could imagine. Kelsey said, she's been trying to
Speaker 4: get this for ten years. She finally gets a Netflix special,
Speaker 4: and then she works for weeks trying to edit that
Speaker 4: laugh out because it's so distracting, because it ruins the special.
Speaker 3: It sounds like it sounds like I can't get my
Speaker 3: pento to start.
Speaker 2: It's like a murdered squirrel.
Speaker 3: Interesting, Well, there you go. I he's remember the the
Speaker 3: part of the special where she talks about her mom's dementia.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think she did that in the in the
Speaker 4: for her previous special.
Speaker 2: I think she did it.
Speaker 3: Even more if I remember right, the one on Hulu,
Speaker 3: and in this article with Neil justin here she talks
Speaker 3: about how it's only three minutes of the of her time,
Speaker 3: but it took her a long time to get it
Speaker 3: right because that's a you know, yeah, tricky And Neil says,
Speaker 3: this is what separates her from this makes her from
Speaker 3: being a good comedian to meet a great comedian.
Speaker 9: I'm like, wow, that's pretty interesting.
Speaker 4: I mean, she makes her mom's dementia funny without making
Speaker 4: fun of her mom. Right, that's a that's a tight
Speaker 4: rope to walk, and that's that's a great skill. You
Speaker 4: ever seen the She posted this this week too, because
Speaker 4: I've been following her as she's like, I'm talking her
Speaker 4: on Instagram, Arnie, Like you are, yeah, But it's been
Speaker 4: fun to watch her get super pumped about the release
Speaker 4: of this Netflix special. But she reposted a clip from
Speaker 4: a handful of years ago, because obviously, again she's a
Speaker 4: world class foosball player, right, her parents are both like
Speaker 4: world class foosball players.
Speaker 2: That's how they met. And there's some clip of a
Speaker 2: guy like heckleing her basically.
Speaker 4: Like I'll play you, and they he like challenges her
Speaker 4: and they bet one hundred dollars and she's like, oh,
Speaker 4: you're about to get f up.
Speaker 2: And the look on her face and he's like, i'll
Speaker 2: bet you one hundred dollars. She's like she's so excited.
Speaker 4: It's like I've never seen what is it the color
Speaker 4: of money or the hustler like the Paul.
Speaker 2: But all I could think about is when you're so good.
Speaker 4: At something, and especially something like foosball, where it's hard
Speaker 4: to look at somebody and go are you good or not?
Speaker 4: It's not like you're a six foot ten basketball player.
Speaker 2: It's just like I can take this chicken foosball. I
Speaker 2: can't imagine how great that feels to be like.
Speaker 4: Oh, you have no chance and you have you're no idea,
Speaker 4: you're hit exactly Billy Madison raising the kickball right now.
Speaker 4: You're all in big, big trouble man.
Speaker 2: That's got to be great.
Speaker 9: I tell you, guys, though, don't we hate that guy
Speaker 9: the hustler?
Speaker 2: No, the guy?
Speaker 7: The oh?
Speaker 2: The guy says I bet I don't you hate that guy?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 2: And it hangs out with that guy, right.
Speaker 4: And what's crazy is like they posted a photo or
Speaker 4: she posted a photo and he's smiling and she smiling.
Speaker 2: So maybe he was a good natured dude.
Speaker 4: Maybe he knew like, all right, I know you're good,
Speaker 4: but I just want to I want to bet you
Speaker 4: one hundred and if I get smoked, it would be
Speaker 4: just a good story to bet one hundred dollars. But
Speaker 4: to your point, if you're literally that guy going you
Speaker 4: got no chance, girl, then of course I hate that
Speaker 4: guy just like more.
Speaker 3: So, just shut up us doing a show.
Speaker 2: Hecklers in general suck.
Speaker 9: I hate that man.
Speaker 4: Right, I have no interest in booing at sporting events.
Speaker 4: I have no interest in heckling. I don't understand that
Speaker 4: logic at all.
Speaker 3: But you know the guy who yells at people for
Speaker 3: not parking their they're shopping carts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to follow cart arcs.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to follow hecklers to their work and
Speaker 3: be like, hey.
Speaker 8: You kind of do that though hard the person a
Speaker 8: little bit. You did email that one No I'm not
Speaker 8: saying you're heckler, but you emailed that one guy at
Speaker 8: his work, that one guy that was hammering you that oh.
Speaker 3: Yeah deserves He was a school teacher. You shouldn't have
Speaker 3: been saying stuff like that. Yeah, you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: won't do it again.
Speaker 7: Found out who he was.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I found his school and yeah, some terrible things.
Speaker 7: We've talked about that before. I just show up. Really,
Speaker 7: you said this type.
Speaker 4: Whatever, make it feel human and real, and all of
Speaker 4: a sudden they change their minds.
Speaker 9: I was just.
Speaker 2: Speaking of Heckler's.
Speaker 4: Almost every stand up comedian that we have in we
Speaker 4: asked them about like crowd work and Heckling because that's
Speaker 4: a huge thing on social media right. There's a lot
Speaker 4: of people that are famous just for crowd work, not
Speaker 4: their actual sets. And there's a handful of them that
Speaker 4: are so good that I'm like, man, I could watch
Speaker 4: them do this all day. They're just fantastic at it,
Speaker 4: like that what is his name, Lucas Zelnick, I think
Speaker 4: is his name. He's fantastic. Yeah. But then there's others
Speaker 4: that take the craft super seriously, like Anthony Jesslmic worries
Speaker 4: about every single word of every single joke. It's weird
Speaker 4: when you have people that are in the middle that
Speaker 4: Kelsey's content or what's the word I'm looking for her
Speaker 4: just her material. Thank you her material is good enough
Speaker 4: to stand on her own, but also when she posts
Speaker 4: crowd work work online, it's like, God, she's great at
Speaker 4: that too. So there's people that can do both. But
Speaker 4: I wonder how the material people feel about the social
Speaker 4: media influence on the heckler, because now everybody thinks they
Speaker 4: get to go and heckle. Yeah, It's like, well, I'm not.
Speaker 4: I'm not a crowd work person. I'm here to do
Speaker 4: my bit, like it or not, but take it or
Speaker 4: leave it. Yeah, But I think Kelsey's embraced being right
Speaker 4: in the middle where she can do both at an
Speaker 4: elite level.
Speaker 3: Said in the articles she and I'm sorry I said
Speaker 3: in the article that she and Chatty you thinking about
Speaker 3: doing a sitcom?
Speaker 2: Oh no kidding? Really? Oh wow?
Speaker 6: Hmm, sorry, Well no, on the on the heck heckel business,
Speaker 6: the comedian is kind of in charge as to whether
Speaker 6: you acknowledge, you know, and give life to the heckler
Speaker 6: or just let those things land and hopefully, you know,
Speaker 6: get an usher or someone like get them out of here.
Speaker 6: But if you feel like it's material, you can you
Speaker 6: have a retort for or you have some good comebacks
Speaker 6: where you kind of engage but if you're like, I
Speaker 6: don't I can't think of anything funny to say to that,
Speaker 6: or this is annoying versus potentially funny. You're kind of
Speaker 6: in the driver's seat as the comedian, right.
Speaker 4: If you if you think you have something sauce, you
Speaker 4: do stand up comedy, right, do you?
Speaker 8: Or do crowd work? I got heckled once by my cousin.
Speaker 8: She showed up, hammered and sat and heckled me for
Speaker 8: twenty minutes. That's insane. So you got to thrown out
Speaker 8: of there because they the crowd work people always use
Speaker 8: me like there, like who are you here with?
Speaker 2: You're right? What do you do for work? Where are
Speaker 2: you from?
Speaker 4: Pretend Marnie and Bonus are a couple. Just see if
Speaker 4: you can crowd work these two in the front row go.
Speaker 8: Hell ys, don't look at me? Happy to be here?
Speaker 8: What brings you to to stand up tonight?
Speaker 2: We don't like.
Speaker 11: Living with each other in the same tallhouse and that's
Speaker 11: our anniversary.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, congratulations, thank you. We were going to do
Speaker 2: our planning.
Speaker 8: Oh you heard it talk money, Yeah, yes, spend.
Speaker 7: Too much on this ticket?
Speaker 8: Yeah, well thanks for coming.
Speaker 2: Wow, great crowd work.
Speaker 4: So you interview them and they have the jokes and
Speaker 4: you had the questions.
Speaker 2: Okay, awesome, that was the news technically thanks to.
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Speaker 4: So awso will walk us through sports when we get back,
Speaker 4: you'll have all of the news, all news, no crowd work.
Speaker 4: When The Power Trip Morning Show returns after this on
Speaker 4: the fan.
Speaker 3: It's Chris Hockey The Power Trip Morning Show. It's a
Speaker 3: big old country Okay.
Speaker 9: Here we go.
Speaker 4: I can't tell if this is supposed to be like
Speaker 4: a generic Millie Vanilli open or generic like stings.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it sounds more like that, I feel you.
Speaker 2: It sounds like the beginning of like a Miami Vice episode.
Speaker 2: What else does it sound exactly like?
Speaker 8: Like cool hold music when you're waiting to find out
Speaker 8: why you're crotchitches?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 2: Hawk?
Speaker 9: Amen?
Speaker 2: Brothers, Amen, think about that.
Speaker 4: Somebody had to think of what music should be on
Speaker 4: hold while you're waiting for a crotch diagnosis?
Speaker 2: Hawks, and they said, how about some smooth jazz?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that'll let him down easy.
Speaker 3: The news is terrible, ye, and yet either helped me
Speaker 3: make it through the night or celebration time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's time for a fan five on the Power Trip. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 2: our guy Tom Pella Sero.
Speaker 8: Found out while he's found out probably before, but he
Speaker 8: will be joining net Flix's Game Day as a sideline
Speaker 8: reporter and NFL insider for their games this season. As
Speaker 8: Corey said a couple of hours ago, it's only five games,
Speaker 8: but it starts with the Niners and Rams week one
Speaker 8: in Australia. Good for Tom Man. And then he'll be
Speaker 8: on Bill Simmons stuff on the Ringer and all that.
Speaker 2: Which is awesome. Good for Ringer stuff is great.
Speaker 6: It's all shocked that he landed in a great spot. Yeah,
Speaker 6: it was just a matter of which grade spot.
Speaker 7: He was going to land.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's awesome.
Speaker 4: And ESPN continues to go all in on Steven A.
Speaker 4: Smith and Pat McAfee and they just kick everybody else
Speaker 4: to the curb. So they're going with those two and
Speaker 4: everybody else can just figure it out. I guess whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 4: interesting strategy. Yeah, Tom's great for you, he deserves it, Yes, sir.
Speaker 3: I didn't want to bother them. Because I didn't know
Speaker 3: what was going on, and I wasn't sure what the
Speaker 3: noncompete was. We'd heard so many different things about we did. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but apparently figured it out.
Speaker 2: That's pretty cool. Let's go yeah, hell yeah, man.
Speaker 9: Maybe we'll have a special on Netflix.
Speaker 4: All of our friends are on Netflix except for us,
Speaker 4: and Netflix now has podcasts. Yeah right, there's like, you know, whatever,
Speaker 4: just a bunch of I hear it ones too, which
Speaker 4: is not us.
Speaker 9: Not us though.
Speaker 2: That's okay, Yeah, it's okay. We're fine, are we?
Speaker 9: You know we are?
Speaker 4: No, we're very happy. Yeah, everything's great. It's Tuesday and
Speaker 4: we're happy. What's going on here? Well, bony is and
Speaker 4: somebody spiked the punch.
Speaker 8: Speaking of football, three weeks from tomorrow, the NFL season
Speaker 8: opens with the Patriots at the world champion Seahawks, where
Speaker 8: we learned on Hard Knocks they will unveil their Super
Speaker 8: Bowl stuff.
Speaker 2: So that'll be right.
Speaker 8: In front of the Patriots three weeks from tomorrow and NBC,
Speaker 8: the Seahawks are three and a half point favorites.
Speaker 9: I know you have Saucy anybody else watch Hard Knocks? Yet? No?
Speaker 3: In episode one, very first, they're getting their Super Bowl
Speaker 3: rings and they lower them down from the ceiling. Oh,
Speaker 3: and they open up the box and the rings themselves.
Speaker 3: You have a button on the ring that pops out
Speaker 3: and says more things. They're huge. Yeah, there are so
Speaker 3: many diamonds. But it's unbelievable how intricate these things are.
Speaker 2: They're huge.
Speaker 9: It's pretty incredible.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, pretty neat little trap doors on a ring.
Speaker 9: Yep.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 8: And there, as Hawks said, they're about the size of
Speaker 8: the top, like the like top of like a yettie.
Speaker 9: They're huge.
Speaker 8: The Twins beat the Braves four to two to snap
Speaker 8: their three game losing streak. Same two teams today at
Speaker 8: six forty. Former Twin Tyler Malley will go for the Braves.
Speaker 2: Forgot about him. Twins flipped to the script after the
Speaker 2: last two.
Speaker 11: They pulled their starter a little bit early, and they
Speaker 11: turned the game over to the bullpen, and the bullpen
Speaker 11: held it down along with some good defensive plays by
Speaker 11: Cody Clemens in the eighth inning yesterday. So one, this
Speaker 11: is their toughest stretch of remaining games. They've had three
Speaker 11: they have They've just finished one series versus the Phillies.
Speaker 11: They've got this one versus the Braves. They got the
Speaker 11: Padres coming up next, as three National League teams, all
Speaker 11: of whom would be in the postseason if they season
Speaker 11: ended right now, and Twins are you know, I think
Speaker 11: fourteen and twenty six versus the National League, because the
Speaker 11: National League's really good. Fortunately, the National League's good against
Speaker 11: all of the other American League teams, and that puts
Speaker 11: the Twins. That means the Twins are just a half
Speaker 11: game out of the wildcard spot right now. So after
Speaker 11: they finish this stretch, things get a lot easier, including
Speaker 11: fifteen games versus the Al Central, where they can make
Speaker 11: up some ground, both both versus the White Sox and
Speaker 11: the Tigers and Cleveland seth them put themselves in a
Speaker 11: good position for some tie breakers if it comes to that.
Speaker 2: Fancy. So they've got they've.
Speaker 11: Got to keep their head above water here about for
Speaker 11: about five more games, and then we'll see what happens.
Speaker 6: Take me out to the Rightame me out to the game.
Speaker 6: Yeah I worked those attention, Yeah, I worked those games
Speaker 6: Saturday and Sunday.
Speaker 2: Dude, you have to wait for the microstoff.
Speaker 7: I'm going in the home.
Speaker 4: Dude, can't stop Rob Low from singing right Let the
Speaker 4: man finish great bit.
Speaker 2: He's the best.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you love parks and rec right, Marins, You've seen
Speaker 4: that episode probably a baker's dozen number of times.
Speaker 2: Go on though you were working the games.
Speaker 7: Is he done?
Speaker 4: He's done? He was nineteen point eight seconds.
Speaker 2: Ok.
Speaker 6: I just wanted to add that that was the most
Speaker 6: frustrated I have heard and seen our guy, Derek Shelton
Speaker 6: on Saturday and Sunday, and it was uncomfortable.
Speaker 11: He was pissed, he was puss I mean in part
Speaker 11: because he ended up leaving a starter, and I mean,
Speaker 11: I think his natural what he has shown so far
Speaker 11: this season is he likes to ride his starter a
Speaker 11: little bit longer than say Rocco did, But that was
Speaker 11: because he had a crappy bullpen for the first four months,
Speaker 11: and yesterday he changed it up a little bit.
Speaker 7: So it still hindsight is twenty twenty though.
Speaker 6: You know, that's so hard to know, because even when
Speaker 6: asked in postgame, his response was like, well, the guy
Speaker 6: was at like.
Speaker 7: Sixty four pitches and was in complete.
Speaker 2: Control, right, So he's right, and he was right, it
Speaker 2: just went sideways.
Speaker 6: That's real and you have no way of knowing that, right,
Speaker 6: But absolutely my point was.
Speaker 7: Also, the Twins haven't played very well and so that
Speaker 7: that's correct. That feeds into it.
Speaker 6: So our guy Shelty needs to be in a better
Speaker 6: mood and in order for that to happen, they got
Speaker 6: to win some games.
Speaker 7: So that was a good last night.
Speaker 2: He's done a good job. Yeah he has with what
Speaker 2: he has. Yeah, he's done a really good job.
Speaker 7: Yes he has.
Speaker 8: New Orleans Saints rookie Jordan Tyson, who was hurt all
Speaker 8: through college, will miss up to two months with a
Speaker 8: write hamstring injuries.
Speaker 2: Not good.
Speaker 7: Who was hurt all he was?
Speaker 2: He was hurt all in college. Yeah no, uh marns.
Speaker 8: The Links are twenty nine and seven and they will
Speaker 8: battle the Valkyries tomorrow at o'clock.
Speaker 6: Significant because the Golden State Valkyries are the number two
Speaker 6: seed in the w NBA.
Speaker 7: The only other team.
Speaker 6: Well, I know you did, but not everybody does. It's
Speaker 6: the only other team in the entire WNBA with a
Speaker 6: single digit losses. The Valkyries have nine losses.
Speaker 4: Seven Rose sauce best guess, Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 2: What do you think of Valkyrie is? Well, because I've
Speaker 2: seen a bunch of.
Speaker 8: Marvel movies and that I think a valkyrie is a
Speaker 8: lady that rides a horse and has a cool weapon
Speaker 8: and texts, uh, they're are warrior ladies on horses.
Speaker 2: Close enough. Nailed it, Yeah, yeah, nailed it all your
Speaker 2: hands up.
Speaker 4: Warrior ladies on horses. They don't even have to be
Speaker 4: named Xena. They just have to have a horse and
Speaker 4: a quote weapon China.
Speaker 2: The old wrestler would hawk. That's right, thank you, having Oh,
Speaker 2: he for sure would. Yeah he saw that movie, right, Hogs.
Speaker 9: Did you see the film a few times?
Speaker 2: Yeah? He never saw a wrestle, I'll tell you that much.
Speaker 8: Yeah, Hogs, daddy, your golden go for football team battles
Speaker 8: Eastern Illinois sixteen days from today at seven and last
Speaker 8: night we got our first AP preseason top twenty five.
Speaker 2: Before number five, we are not on there.
Speaker 8: The Buckeys are one, yeah, Ducks are two, the Georgia
Speaker 8: Bulldogs are three, Notre Dames four.
Speaker 2: In Texas, we're better than all of those. And then
Speaker 2: Indiana is six. And how about this, Hogs, I know
Speaker 2: you knew this.
Speaker 8: September twelfth, we get number five Texas hosting number one
Speaker 8: Ohio State at six point thirty on September twelfth.
Speaker 2: That'll be great here.
Speaker 9: Yeah, if he lives up to the hype, finally we'll
Speaker 9: find out.
Speaker 2: That'll be really fun and college football.
Speaker 4: Remind me, I believe Eastern Illinois is a forty three
Speaker 4: and a half point dog. Yes, sir, and you took
Speaker 4: Eastern Illinois and the points I did.
Speaker 2: Yeah forty yeah, forty three and a half and a half. Yep. Yeah.
Speaker 2: You can't like the old me. Now this is the
Speaker 2: old me.
Speaker 8: Now, this is the let's the new meeting the old
Speaker 8: you get right, that's something you do because like I think,
Speaker 8: like Texas is playing North.
Speaker 2: Texas, that's right.
Speaker 8: The old me would say, wow, what an opponent to
Speaker 8: open up with. But the new wee they all do
Speaker 8: it like here, let's take a gander's here.
Speaker 2: The way is the from like two weeks ago?
Speaker 4: Because I feel like you said this recently, like a
Speaker 4: nice schedule, my godbrand since twenty since July thirteenth, twenty
Speaker 4: fifth Missouri.
Speaker 8: On Thursday, September third, they host Arkansas Pine Bluff.
Speaker 2: Okay, they are fifty four and a half point favorite.
Speaker 8: So what would the old you have said, schedule somebody
Speaker 8: better for your opening game?
Speaker 2: What is the new you say? I get it?
Speaker 8: Indiana plays North Texas their first game. They're forty one
Speaker 8: point favorites.
Speaker 4: What Texas is in tiny What would the old you
Speaker 4: have said about Ben Stiller he's trash? What does the
Speaker 4: new you say he's trash?
Speaker 8: Ohio State plays Hawk's sisters favorite team, Ball State Week one.
Speaker 8: They're fifty point favorites. Everybody plays crappy team.
Speaker 9: There's no preseason.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no preseason. It's the right thing to do.
Speaker 8: Beat the piss out of them, maybe by forty points
Speaker 8: and we can all move on.
Speaker 2: Who's talking the new me?
Speaker 9: Dean and new me?
Speaker 2: Do we like the old sauce or the new sauce better?
Speaker 3: Is there a se Let's be honest.
Speaker 2: You guys hated the old sauce, so did you? So
Speaker 2: you think about the new one? The problem was that
Speaker 2: you hated him.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I have a question for new sauce.
Speaker 2: Yes, ma'am. What do the.
Speaker 6: I don't know, bad teams like North Texas, what's their preseason?
Speaker 6: If they have to play a good team right out
Speaker 6: of the gate.
Speaker 2: I think they get paid a lot. They make like
Speaker 2: it pays for everything. Okay, like this right here?
Speaker 7: Did they then?
Speaker 6: I mean, do they come back with a cupcake if
Speaker 6: you will.
Speaker 2: Check.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Hey, can I ask the new sauce a question? Yes,
Speaker 4: daddy on ESPN right now. The thing at the bottom
Speaker 4: of the caption at the bottom of the screen says,
Speaker 4: Travis Kelsey still got that shimmy in season fourteen.
Speaker 2: I mean, you got to play the old hits, man.
Speaker 2: It works for them, good for them, this is the
Speaker 2: new pole.
Speaker 8: I mean, you know, we're glad our guy, Tom Pella,
Speaker 8: Sarah Landon on his feet, great job keeping trap or
Speaker 8: what's the other one, Jason. I mean it's a good thing.
Speaker 8: They've done good things that those guys get it. Yeah,
Speaker 8: I mean good for Travis, Like right here, how badly? Yeah,
Speaker 8: I don't know what what's happening to him?
Speaker 2: How about how badly?
Speaker 4: Did you want to learn that whole song and handshaking stuff,
Speaker 4: uh hawk from Big when they Yeah, of course and
Speaker 4: they were walking down the street doing that.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I wanted a friend.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was so cool to learn that song and
Speaker 4: do the little handshaking stuff. But yeah, I would just
Speaker 4: kill for one friend at this point.
Speaker 9: And I also wanted a lady in her thirties there, you.
Speaker 12: Know, excuse me, everybody, man, she was her face she
Speaker 12: should have been like, somebody should have had to keep
Speaker 12: her off the roof of the building after she found
Speaker 12: out how old Josh Baskins.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and honestly, she should have been projectile vomiting in the.
Speaker 2: Car, not smirking. I know she should have been vomiting.
Speaker 2: That's setting a countdown time.
Speaker 4: Right, that's almost a definition of grooming.
Speaker 2: Yeah, literally right, it's terrible.
Speaker 9: She probably needed grooming.
Speaker 4: It was the late oh La ladies, and you loved it.
Speaker 4: But Baskin didn't know the difference.
Speaker 2: Right at times were different? Times are different about it. Okay,
Speaker 2: hogs Daddy loved it.
Speaker 9: I did.
Speaker 2: How old were you when you were calling those one
Speaker 2: nine hundred numbers? How much did you.
Speaker 3: Spend a lot eight and about three hundred and sixty dollars?
Speaker 9: I think was a number three fifty sevens of my dead?
Speaker 2: Did you have like an older sounding voice or no?
Speaker 3: No, they knew it, did I weren't. Again, I wasn't
Speaker 3: talking swex with him.
Speaker 2: I just wanted a friend.
Speaker 9: I was so lonely.
Speaker 3: I lived down the country, my big brother at all,
Speaker 3: growed up by myself the way.
Speaker 4: Do you remember when do you remember when they made
Speaker 4: Psycho with Vince Vaughan and they did it shot for shot, right.
Speaker 4: They tried to remake Psycho exactly the same shot for
Speaker 4: shot that Vince Vaughan was in the lead role, right
Speaker 4: instead of Perkins.
Speaker 2: What if we do we reshoot.
Speaker 4: Big with new actors and actresses, right, and we do
Speaker 4: it shot for shot. It is the exact same movie
Speaker 4: until the scene where Josh turns back into a kid,
Speaker 4: and then we have whoever's playing that role just projectile
Speaker 4: vomit all over her car and she just heave cries
Speaker 4: and goes, what have I done?
Speaker 2: This is disgusting?
Speaker 4: And she just the last three minutes of the movie
Speaker 4: are her crying, realizing she's just thrown her entire life
Speaker 4: away because she's a sexual predator.
Speaker 13: Oh then she goes through the rest of her life.
Speaker 2: Just projectile vomiting kermit.
Speaker 4: For ninety straight seconds, like the puke scene from Team
Speaker 4: America with a human actress all over her own dashboard.
Speaker 4: My god, Vikings news is next not big update news.
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Speaker 9: So there you go, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 3: If you think you might, are you or someone you
Speaker 3: love might have hearing loss, please check out starky dot com.
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Speaker 9: Oh, Williams, So.
Speaker 6: Wallace, can I tell you something about starky?
Speaker 2: Yeah, real quick?
Speaker 9: Please?
Speaker 7: My mom, my mom. Lola, Lola last week dropped.
Speaker 6: Dropped is the wrong word because she was wearing her
Speaker 6: starky hearing aids as she was boiling if I correct,
Speaker 6: like like a packaged meat or something in Fargo for
Speaker 6: supper as we call it. And she leaned over the
Speaker 6: pot to look at something and her left starky hearing aid.
Speaker 7: Into the pot.
Speaker 9: So that's the story she's going with boiling water.
Speaker 7: And of course you can't just grab that out.
Speaker 6: So Lola ain't tough, but she's a great gal, and
Speaker 6: she grabbed the tongs, fished it out.
Speaker 2: And she was was it delicious? Though?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think she served it with the mashed potatoesta.
Speaker 2: Tradition, unlike fast forward.
Speaker 6: Because she called me that night and she was so
Speaker 6: pissed at herself because she's like.
Speaker 7: Why would I exactly hello, ma'am. She did not say,
Speaker 7: by the way, share this story on the radio. No,
Speaker 7: she did not say ma'am. Anyway.
Speaker 6: The very next morning, she drove to the starky representative
Speaker 6: whatever in Fargo, and they gave her a loner pair
Speaker 6: right there, and then they ordered her a replacement right there.
Speaker 6: And she called me again right and she was like
Speaker 6: these they could not have been nicer.
Speaker 7: She was in a sheer panic when this happened.
Speaker 8: Again.
Speaker 6: I don't know if you remember me saying why she
Speaker 6: got hearing aids in the first place. Her hearing is
Speaker 6: perfectly fine, but she started getting vertigo and tonightis which
Speaker 6: is that buzzing and ringing in the air like last
Speaker 6: December out of kind of nowhere, and the hearing aids
Speaker 6: have totally reset her kind of regained her life. It
Speaker 6: is not a small deal. And so I don't mean
Speaker 6: to go USh, except I'm gushing because it has truly
Speaker 6: like reset my mom hearing aids someone who did not
Speaker 6: have a hearing problem.
Speaker 11: So Christy has hearing aids and she often does testing
Speaker 11: for Stark where they will give her a different model
Speaker 11: and she and what they are doing in terms of
Speaker 11: like software and such to help you know, get rid
Speaker 11: of that. You know, you've got to speaker on your
Speaker 11: ear like you're gonna there are things that happen like
Speaker 11: you get you get extra sound, white noise, et cetera.
Speaker 11: That's just part of having hearing aids. And this is
Speaker 11: a rimshot that the software and stuff that they have
Speaker 11: developed and the research they've made on that is amazing.
Speaker 2: It really is.
Speaker 7: Has Shiver dropped them in a poduct?
Speaker 3: No, So yeah, it's pretty cool man. And the technology
Speaker 3: that's come along, which is like there's a lot of
Speaker 3: things they're doing that I've.
Speaker 9: That we were told about that.
Speaker 3: It's like of course they can do that, you know,
Speaker 3: the AI stuff that they're using, and the way that
Speaker 3: it's able to I mean, you know, just going to
Speaker 3: a different country and being able to understand the language
Speaker 3: because you're you're hearing it, you.
Speaker 7: Know, liketing it comes in.
Speaker 3: I know, yeah, all kinds of cool things coming, so
Speaker 3: well done, Starky, and and you know it's God's work, man.
Speaker 3: They're doing stuff for the little babies out there too, you.
Speaker 2: Know in her backyard. It's in Minnesota, like we have
Speaker 2: a big impact. And yes, hello, mom, that's Lola.
Speaker 3: There's that young man that's got no hair who's sitting
Speaker 3: behind the microphone. No, no, no.
Speaker 2: She can't hear the show.
Speaker 9: I'm just going to sw something meat. That's a sweet
Speaker 9: package of meatle bit.
Speaker 4: If you know somebody that has a hearing problem, you're
Speaker 4: supposed to reach out to Starky.
Speaker 2: What you get it. It's my dad's favorite choke on
Speaker 2: the planet. It's like, it's the most basic dad joke
Speaker 2: of all time.
Speaker 8: Love huh, Hey Dad, did you hear u Dobb's losing
Speaker 8: his hearing?
Speaker 2: What? He loves that bit? He loves it.
Speaker 9: Hello, somebody say packaged mate, ma'am.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's time.
Speaker 4: Your I mean, the biggest news is not news, It
Speaker 4: was just what the news was, if that makes sense,
Speaker 4: Because we all knew Jamal Adams was out for the year.
Speaker 4: They had said that the day before, but they got
Speaker 4: a little more specific. Yes today torn right quad, Jamal
Speaker 4: Adams he's thirty years old.
Speaker 2: Done for the year.
Speaker 4: He played what how many snaps in preseason game number one,
Speaker 4: so technically zero regular season snaps for.
Speaker 2: The Minnesota Icings. Suh. It's part of the risks.
Speaker 9: Just the worst man.
Speaker 2: So he played.
Speaker 3: Ko talking about him earlier and obviously they can keep
Speaker 3: him involved in the team anyway they can. But here's
Speaker 3: Josh Mtellus talking about his impact.
Speaker 2: It feels like he'd been here for a while.
Speaker 14: Man.
Speaker 15: He's the kind of football player like we love in
Speaker 15: his building, the kind of football players would like to
Speaker 15: bring in, especially for this defense.
Speaker 2: And uh, you know, for him.
Speaker 15: To you know, have the impact he had on us
Speaker 15: in these few weeks, and to see him carving out
Speaker 15: the world for herself, to see him working so hard
Speaker 15: to you know, claim his name back and his position
Speaker 15: back in his league, and then for that to happen, Man,
Speaker 15: it sucks.
Speaker 4: It is so weird how sports like how quickly you
Speaker 4: know teammates bond, because like if if a sales guy
Speaker 4: got hired here the first week of August and then
Speaker 4: uh and then barbar Rabbit came up to us and
Speaker 4: they said, hey, uh uh, you know, little Steve, you
Speaker 4: over here, is taken the next year off.
Speaker 2: It's just not working out for him. I go, so
Speaker 2: what who.
Speaker 4: The guy the guy that was wearing the collared shirts,
Speaker 4: who was down the hall.
Speaker 2: He started here three weeks I ago. That's the luck.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean, I don't investiated term.
Speaker 9: I wouldn't use that term to be you do the same.
Speaker 2: Thing with any of us. It's not all of you.
Speaker 4: Who do you know what I'm saying, like you just
Speaker 4: got here, but you know whatever, it's cool, you know,
Speaker 4: I feel I feel bad for him because you get
Speaker 4: that not only do you get one life, you get
Speaker 4: one window to play professional sports, and if you're lazy
Speaker 4: and you make off the field decisions that are stupid
Speaker 4: and you throw your career away, it's like, well, that's
Speaker 4: your fault. But this stuff, it does suck when I
Speaker 4: you know, I don't know Jamal Adams. I don't know
Speaker 4: if he's a good dude. But you work your ass
Speaker 4: off and you have three or four significant injuries, and
Speaker 4: that basically buzz kills your entire chance to maximize your
Speaker 4: own path.
Speaker 2: It sucks. It sucks for everybody.
Speaker 3: Yes, and you know, again, maybe maybe it's not the
Speaker 3: inform I know, they'll give him every opportunity to get
Speaker 3: back out on the field. Speaking about it on the field, though,
Speaker 3: Joshna tell USLF, I'm talking about joint practices versus Baltimore
Speaker 3: would start tomorrow, Wednesday and Thursday, and how important it
Speaker 3: is to the squad.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be physical.
Speaker 15: You know that that's an organization that's known for their physicality,
Speaker 15: on a team that known for the physicality. Their leaders
Speaker 15: are very physical, so you know, we know what we're
Speaker 15: gonna get. Obviously, uh you know, new blood, you know,
Speaker 15: new feeling for them, you know. But obviously they're trying
Speaker 15: to reclaim their stake in their division and they're you know,
Speaker 15: they're placing the league and you know us the same way.
Speaker 15: So two very hungry teams going out there, you know,
Speaker 15: trying to see where we're at going into the week one.
Speaker 15: So I'm excited to get their best and they're gonna get.
Speaker 3: Our Somebody should feed them some packaged meat. They're so hungry.
Speaker 6: I can check with my mom.
Speaker 9: So looking forward to that. Saucy and I are going
Speaker 9: down there tomorrow and it can't wait.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna be great. It's gonna be a beautiful day.
Speaker 9: Hands believe us is going to join us?
Speaker 2: Oh sweet, yeah, Michael Jane must been the third. I
Speaker 2: think it's at noon Hogs. That's correct. Yeah, that'll be great.
Speaker 9: I believe.
Speaker 2: Why did you?
Speaker 4: Why did you name his son Grant? Why wouldn't he
Speaker 4: name his son Michael J. Mussman the fourth? The curiority
Speaker 4: of third? Just keep it going. Do you know any
Speaker 4: juniors junior?
Speaker 2: Well? No, like do you know them like junior juniors?
Speaker 2: Or no? I don't either. I don't think so.
Speaker 7: Is that single junior?
Speaker 2: I don't think I do.
Speaker 9: I went to school with three of them.
Speaker 8: Well, yeah, but they were probably related to you.
Speaker 2: My grandpa John was a junior.
Speaker 9: Did they call him junior?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 7: Did he have any sons name lived?
Speaker 11: I'm John Bonas the fourth? I think you but we have.
Speaker 11: I think it's the horse great corandfathers, the little first
Speaker 11: one of them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's right. Why have we not called
Speaker 2: you JB? Quatro?
Speaker 7: All right, Jimmy Quattro, your son's name also John.
Speaker 2: So there you go with the middle name NY five
Speaker 2: j B. Yeah. God, I'm good at coming up with
Speaker 2: John Bonus nicknames. It's one of my skills. Yeah, do
Speaker 2: you have any other kids you want nicknames for x
Speaker 2: I I I, oh, thanks, Elon. I guess Common's kid
Speaker 2: is a junior.
Speaker 6: I didn't know that sure, But they don't call him
Speaker 6: Common to No, they call him Daniel. Yeah, which is
Speaker 6: a question I've always had about juniors.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, yeah, I guess I know more.
Speaker 7: Than what do you call your son Riggs?
Speaker 11: But he goes by John? Now we call him Riggs. Yeah,
Speaker 11: because I grew up in Case. I grew up in
Speaker 11: a house with another with my dad named John, and
Speaker 11: people would call the house and we didn't know what
Speaker 11: John they were asking for.
Speaker 9: Plus, you love die Hard.
Speaker 4: I bet Bonus has never seen somebody I saw this post.
Speaker 4: This is not my original thought. Somebody on Instagram posted
Speaker 4: this a couple days ago, and I hadn't thought of
Speaker 4: this in a long long time.
Speaker 2: I'm going to paraphrase it, but it was something like.
Speaker 4: Kids today won't understand the skill set it took to
Speaker 4: small talk with your friend's mom when you called their house. Yes,
Speaker 4: that's brilliant, right, because if I was like, Hey, I
Speaker 4: want to I want to hang out with Paul, I
Speaker 4: got to call Paul and see if he can come
Speaker 4: over and play I'd be like.
Speaker 2: Is Paul there, Hang on, he's downstairs. I'll get him.
Speaker 4: But then you had to small talk with it with
Speaker 4: the mom for sixty to ninety seconds, and as like
Speaker 4: a ten year old. It was intimidating as hell. But
Speaker 4: now those kids, these kids don't have to do that
Speaker 4: at all. It's direct contact straight to the friend. But
Speaker 4: small talking with the parents was terrifying. It was nerve
Speaker 4: racking someone of the opposite sets asking right, You had
Speaker 4: to ask their parents, is so and so there?
Speaker 2: Oh my god? Well he was calling for the mom
Speaker 2: was here? He was calling his classman. Can I talk
Speaker 2: to your mom? What is she doing this weekend? Hell?
Speaker 9: H is this?
Speaker 3: Uh? This Miss Marny? I know Mikey's not home.
Speaker 2: Jesus, you've watched too many.
Speaker 9: Poor what's doing to me?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what is happening?
Speaker 9: I'm miss money?
Speaker 2: Come on, man, asked your question?
Speaker 9: Yeah, and you need him more? You got you got
Speaker 9: enough meat.
Speaker 4: Over god'sazy impression again, mss Money.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you need a special delivery because the ada is
Speaker 3: having a salean sausage.
Speaker 9: Miss Mint.
Speaker 2: Hello, this is the Indiana art of seduction. Miss Money.
Speaker 3: I know, I know Jim is not home right now.
Speaker 3: You need to ride anywhere, Miss Money.
Speaker 4: No, forget, this is nineteen eighty nine and women are
Speaker 4: not allowed to drive Anydiana.
Speaker 2: At this point, he's willing to come pick you up.
Speaker 9: Miss Money has had a few dubs.
Speaker 7: There's southern accent.
Speaker 2: It's offenses.
Speaker 4: It's problematic, miss money, Miss money.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't matter. He shot what he needed.
Speaker 9: Miss Monte.
Speaker 3: I got an infection old and I wonder if you
Speaker 3: take a look at it. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna bring
Speaker 3: you over a polaroid shot.
Speaker 2: You need to help.
Speaker 9: S been a cell phone jet.
Speaker 2: You need help.
Speaker 9: It's a long way around, but I'm trying to get
Speaker 9: you a.
Speaker 2: DP Jesus, Okay, I can't even send those yet. You
Speaker 2: gotta go to the pro x to get a pull
Speaker 2: your hands up.
Speaker 8: Somebody sent me something that happened at the Twins game
Speaker 8: last night, Corey that you are absolutely gonna love.
Speaker 4: The Ryan Jeffers thing. A million people have sent me that.
Speaker 4: I think they've done that multiple times now. So when
Speaker 4: they players go up whatever, when they're when they're batting, Yeah,
Speaker 4: they throw sometimes random facts up on the screen about
Speaker 4: each player, and a couple of times this year they've
Speaker 4: for Ryan Jeffers the well you can read it sauce,
Speaker 4: but then you.
Speaker 8: Were of twenty twenty five, Ryan visited the Power Trip
Speaker 8: Morning Show on Kfan, played the initials game for the
Speaker 8: first time and earned the victory.
Speaker 2: Right, so they use the initials wins his.
Speaker 4: Random's fact sometimes that's really cool. That's for abboit Well
Speaker 4: the Twins michiganets it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, one last point about calling a friend and having
Speaker 4: to small talk with their parents.
Speaker 2: Do you remember, like not only was it like hey,
Speaker 2: is Chad there?
Speaker 4: Yeah, hang on a second, he had a small talk
Speaker 4: for sixty or ninety seconds. How about the opposite where
Speaker 4: it's like, hey, is Chad there? He can't play right now?
Speaker 2: Uh? That like ten seconds of rejection.
Speaker 4: It was almost more awkward than the small talk tap dancing.
Speaker 4: It's like, oh, well, okay, well then I'll see him
Speaker 4: on the bus.
Speaker 2: I don't know this phone call okay, peace out.
Speaker 3: See.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 4: It was like you had to learn, as like a
Speaker 4: ten or eleven year old, how to handle rejection.
Speaker 2: Which I heard a lot of rejections. You know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying. I got a lot of nose.
Speaker 9: Hello is miss mony?
Speaker 2: Oh god, he's calling back? He's stocking man.
Speaker 9: Miss Money. Yeah, I can see you in the phone
Speaker 9: booth out front of your house.
Speaker 2: Where do you live?
Speaker 9: I want to know if you'd like to come outside
Speaker 9: and ply.
Speaker 2: Here in the phone booth. I was just picking through
Speaker 2: the window on the phone. Don't do that, miss.
Speaker 9: Monny. Yeah, Rose would like to say something to you.
Speaker 2: Okay, I love to catch Rosie. What are you looking for?
Speaker 2: Hold on, ron, Rosie. What's the point of this phone called?
Speaker 2: What are you in need of?
Speaker 9: Miss Monney?
Speaker 3: Tell him to hold on a second. I got to
Speaker 3: get to the wrap page. I can't find it.
Speaker 2: That means everything.
Speaker 7: Anyway, I would argue, wow, thank you.
Speaker 6: Phone etiquette as well, just as in like sometimes Grady
Speaker 6: will call me and as I'm answering, he's like, hey Mom,
Speaker 6: I'm like, well, remember I should answer, and then you should,
Speaker 6: just because I don't know if he's going to call
Speaker 6: someone like a I don't know if he's interviewing for
Speaker 6: a job or something.
Speaker 7: And the guys, as the guy.
Speaker 2: Is answering, he's like, hey, hi, this is Grady.
Speaker 7: I'm looking for it.
Speaker 6: Like because they haven't grown up with phones like that,
Speaker 6: They've grown up with their friends answering going.
Speaker 7: Bro, what you do?
Speaker 4: All three of my girls, and my wife is forty one.
Speaker 4: She grew up in the age of calling people right
Speaker 4: on phones. But all three of my girls do the
Speaker 4: same thing. When I call them, it's silence and I'll
Speaker 4: go hello, and they all go, you called me God,
Speaker 4: And I'm like, do you still have to acknowledge that
Speaker 4: the phone call has started? They they literally they answer
Speaker 4: in silence and they're like waiting for me to talk
Speaker 4: because I called, and they say Hi, No. And every
Speaker 4: time I'll go Hello, Hello, the go yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 2: You called me. I'll go, I should just live on
Speaker 2: an island. They're annoyed.
Speaker 4: I should be the witch from the ODYSSEEA and just
Speaker 4: hang out with my pig friends. All your hands out,
Speaker 4: which from the Odyssey a billion percent?
Speaker 2: Hello? Hello? Now he's calling her?
Speaker 3: Yes? And a chance you have a which out and
Speaker 3: maybe some glasses? Miss moaning? Yeah, little truth over there,
Speaker 3: miss money?
Speaker 9: Is your mother home?
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