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Speaker 1: Hey everybody, and thank you.

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Speaker 2: You are tuned into Real Last on Real Radio one

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Speaker 2: oh four point one. I am your host tonight, mister

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Speaker 2: James John and we are your nightcap of comedy. Of course,

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Speaker 2: I am joining Virtual Studio with our official sponsor, my friend, entertainer,

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Speaker 2: comedian lawyer, mister Jeff Caaufman from the Kaufman and Lynn

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Speaker 2: Personal Injury Attorneys at Law. They've been representing and winning

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Speaker 2: for the good people of Orlando for over twenty years.

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Speaker 2: Mister Jeff Batman Kaufman is in the house with us,

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Speaker 2: and we got Miguel Colohan Junior who helped start all

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Speaker 2: this hilarity. If we make it one more year, it'll

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Speaker 2: be ten years.

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 2: Oh real laughs, man, I'm clap for that real quick.

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Speaker 2: Come on, we made it, We made you.

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Speaker 1: Always wanted to ask you this to Jeff.

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Speaker 3: We're always bringing up how for twenty years you've been

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Speaker 3: winning for Orlando.

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Speaker 1: But how long has that firm been around?

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Speaker 3: Because what if you're like, for twenty years we've been

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Speaker 3: living for Orlando. How long Haskaufman Lind been around one

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Speaker 3: hundred and seven years? Yeah, but we had twenty all together,

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Speaker 3: there's been twenty wins.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, got it, got it, man, it's been a little bit.

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Speaker 2: It's bed time. You guys have been doing very well

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Speaker 2: for yourself.

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Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 2: I'm excited to be here, guys, because I was performing

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Speaker 2: over the weekend or all comedians, and I wanted to

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Speaker 2: run something by you guys. After the show, we usually

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Speaker 2: shake people's hands and we tell them thank you for

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Speaker 2: coming out.

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Speaker 1: We appreciate it. And people normally talk to us after

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Speaker 1: the show.

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Speaker 2: They let's shoot the proverbial s with us for about

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Speaker 2: ten twenty minutes. Right now, I've met some interesting characters

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Speaker 2: after a show, right, Some people come up to you.

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Speaker 2: They'll try to tell you a joke that you can

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Speaker 2: use in your little skit still say.

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Speaker 1: Some people a little bit more friendly.

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Speaker 2: They want to invite you to things like, hey, come,

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Speaker 2: come get on my boat with me if you're gonna

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Speaker 2: be here the whole weekend. And then I get that

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Speaker 2: one couple that I meet that is really happy that

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Speaker 2: you perform, and they act a little weird.

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Speaker 1: Their energy is a little bit different. Right you guys

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Speaker 1: ever met.

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Speaker 2: The handsy couple who you think ipy swingers and are

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Speaker 2: trying to get you to come back?

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Speaker 3: Listen, man, cooking is up. Now I'm out the ship.

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Speaker 1: Bro. It's for real, man, I'm out here in public.

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Speaker 3: Like what is like dudes will just be like my

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Speaker 3: wife loves like she loves you.

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Speaker 1: Man, I'm like, what the like cook numbers are through

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Speaker 1: the roof?

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Speaker 4: Now?

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Speaker 1: Man? What is what is going on?

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Speaker 2: Where it's no longer you want to have sex with

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Speaker 2: your wife, but you want me to do it?

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Speaker 1: Like, man, Bro, I think they just go for the team.

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Speaker 1: I think they're like, on, all right, you know, I've

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Speaker 1: been there a while. She needs something to listen, feel

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Speaker 1: like it. You know, I'm gonna disagree.

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Speaker 3: If a dude wants to take them for the tea,

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Speaker 3: he lets her go out and he doesn't even question.

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Speaker 3: She comes back in the morning and he's like, hey, baby,

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Speaker 3: you know, like I'm just playing some call of duty.

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Speaker 3: When he's like trying to sell it on you, that's

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Speaker 3: because he's like, it.

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Speaker 1: Is gonna be what a watch? This is gonna be?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's the But it's a weird thing because

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Speaker 2: they come up to you at first, it's very innocent.

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Speaker 2: It's hey, I just want to say me and my

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Speaker 2: wife thought you were so funny. Can we get a

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Speaker 2: picture and you get a picture and they squeeze a

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Speaker 2: little bit too tight. They start saying, no, there's always

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Speaker 2: the energy about him.

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Speaker 3: You see him, you see them noah before they even

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Speaker 3: say anything. Man, you see you looking at him and

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Speaker 3: he got that affliction jeans on and you're like.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, oh yeah, oh they just been dazzled.

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Speaker 3: The dazzled a straight dude is the more he's leaning

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Speaker 1: Uh huh. You know, and the wife normally has fake

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Speaker 1: breasts that she got some.

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Speaker 3: Zoom it bro, she and then she's trying to just

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Speaker 3: show them nothing else, like she's like, take a look

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Speaker 3: at these investment we got, and it's just.

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Speaker 1: There's always that energy.

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Speaker 3: And they're just like, hey man, I know you already

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Speaker 3: seen me perform on stage and you're like, damn, he

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Speaker 3: can perform, but I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to do your wife in front of you.

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Speaker 3: If you want to go or something, you know, yeah bro,

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Speaker 3: if you want to just go downstairs and shows a

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Speaker 3: lot three or something, bro, Yeah, yeah, man, knock yourself.

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Speaker 1: Out it let me finished like a gentleman.

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Speaker 3: Yeah bro, they got a coffee maker down there. Whatever

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Speaker 3: you want, man, get out on that q rig yep

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Speaker 3: hey rooms room fourteen oh four, get us snickers or

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Speaker 3: something dog whatever, man it's and then I'm a twist

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Speaker 3: one up. And then afterwards, man, when you come to

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Speaker 3: pick her up, if you want the other half of

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Speaker 3: his guar take know, I'll tell you that said happens.

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Speaker 1: Believe it or not.

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Speaker 2: People try to schedule a cup with me, like i'se

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Speaker 2: meet the couple on a cruise ship and they're like, hey,

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Speaker 2: James and my neighborhood, we have shows in our community.

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Speaker 2: Maybe we can put one together, and you know, if

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Speaker 2: you come do it in this state, you could just

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Speaker 2: stay with us. I'm like, oh, y'all, m jeans.

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Speaker 1: But here's the thing. I don't have to pay for

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Speaker 1: a hotel.

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Speaker 2: No, they say, come yeah. I'm like, I'm like, whoa.

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Speaker 2: So you got to get through them. They're like, no, oh, and.

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Speaker 1: You, Jeane, your cooking cross state lines. That's how they

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Speaker 1: got diddy.

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Speaker 3: James, interstate commerce cooking.

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Speaker 1: You're getting paid to come across state. Oh man, it's

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Speaker 1: this weird thing. You gotta you gotta dip. At that point,

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Speaker 1: you can't even stay at the venue. Hand must be

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Speaker 1: hard for you on the boat.

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Speaker 3: First of all the boats full of sexual deviance and

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Speaker 3: you can't get on the water like maritime law.

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Speaker 1: They are trying to compress the charges. Yeah, yeah, you

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Speaker 1: don't remember. You'll be like having dinner, Hey, James, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the pool, Hey James, James, going on.

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Speaker 2: They asked me a lot of questions, like James, where

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Speaker 2: are you gonna be tomorrow? Like like you know where

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Speaker 2: you're gonna be, like around eight o'clock when nobody's around,

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Speaker 2: Like what are you gonna be doing?

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Speaker 1: I'm like talking to my wife.

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Speaker 3: Good, could keep her on the phone. That'll be even

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Speaker 3: more fun, That's why. But you know that that ship life, James.

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Speaker 3: Just remember man maritime people you think about it, pirates,

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Speaker 3: Pirates used to have sex with manates. The sea drives

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Speaker 3: you wild, baby, The sea drives you wild.

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Speaker 2: And you guys are both seen this first hand. When

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Speaker 2: people get out on the ocean on a cruise ship,

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Speaker 2: they act completely different than their normal lives.

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Speaker 1: That's the god ye Broy.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, real feisty bro people go crazy and they get.

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Speaker 1: They get.

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Speaker 2: They drink a lot more than they normally do. They

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Speaker 2: drink like crazy people. Yeah, and then they just act

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Speaker 2: like there's no inhibitions none of this counts.

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Speaker 3: Equilibrium is already off, like, I don't know, can't.

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Speaker 5: It's a drink that's definitely yeah, when you're trying to

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Speaker 5: drink your fill, there's a difference.

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Speaker 1: I gotta get my sixteen drinks in sixting drinks in

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Speaker 1: a day. That's a great idea. And how long are

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Speaker 1: you on this boat? Seven days? Oh, this is gonna

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Speaker 1: be awesome. No it's not.

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Speaker 2: Ye yeah, And I tell you old women are the

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Speaker 2: most handsy on a ship. I would tell you man,

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Speaker 2: Oh yeh goodness. They're like, I'm trying to give you

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Speaker 2: reparations while you running.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like, you know, when I was a child,

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Speaker 3: one of yours whistled at me once.

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Speaker 1: Father was furious. But it's set my soul on fire.

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Speaker 1: She had his father, his father fired from the plant.

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Speaker 1: It just made me want to more apple be calm.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Dorothy, did you me son? I've always wanted

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Speaker 1: to be by one of you. Put your teeth back in.

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Speaker 1: I gotta go telling me what you do.

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Speaker 3: Her husband's sitting there, Her husband sitting there on the

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Speaker 3: couch smoking the long cigarette. He's like, oh, these evenings unforgiven,

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Speaker 3: with this unbearable heat, James tells you, Jimmy, Jimmy, Now, Jimmy,

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Speaker 3: put her in the fisherman's pinch. He throws a stack

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Speaker 3: of South African Krueger Rands on the bed and he's like,

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Speaker 3: keep going until that runs out, and then there's more.

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Speaker 3: You're like, oh, Gunda, Michelle's calling you. He's run to

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Speaker 3: the bathroom. Oh God, Michelle.

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Speaker 1: Michelle.

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Speaker 3: She's like, hey, listen, I know what's happening. I know

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Speaker 3: what's happening. You better earn that second round of Kruger rands.

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Speaker 6: You have four.

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Speaker 3: Children that are gonna be having grandchildren, James, we are

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Speaker 3: gonna mean grandparents, James.

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Speaker 1: Yes.

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Speaker 2: Hey, She's like, you know, I think it's a nurse.

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Speaker 2: Whatever you catch, we're gonna fix it.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna fix it.

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Speaker 3: Put the ray mystereo mask on and earn the krugerrands.

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Speaker 1: Stop acting weird. Stop acting weird.

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Speaker 3: Devin's been watching the whole thing from your Apple Watch.

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Speaker 3: Hey guys, me and the Hey Dad, me and the

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Speaker 3: rest of the team here at the CIA officer wishing

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Speaker 3: you luck, and everybody wants to say happy anniversary, Misery missus.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the whole team's stoked. Hold on real quick. Six.

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Speaker 1: That's a school again. Come on, buddy, come on, pal.

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Speaker 1: It's like you're aiming for them. Now, yeah, you're why

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Speaker 1: you're wol rick, You're wa do that? Do that?

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Speaker 6: Hey?

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Speaker 2: Do that?

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Speaker 3: Three times? I'm gonna have to write something up. You

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Speaker 3: so lucky the team Tlip Cup champion. Hey, we'll just

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Speaker 3: say that it was Hey, sorry, dad, we have a

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Speaker 3: cookie office. Yeah, yeah, boat Land, it's fine. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Oh good news.

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Speaker 3: That school once tweeted something bad about Israel. All right,

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Speaker 3: we'll make this one happen.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh man, I'm serious though.

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Speaker 2: I get the weird energy after shows. I don't know

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Speaker 2: if you guys have experienced that.

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Speaker 1: What do you say?

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Speaker 3: What do you do?

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Speaker 1: Do you politely? Just say no, I'm not gonna go

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Speaker 1: hang out guys, thank you, thank you for the offer.

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Speaker 3: But I'm good. I'm just gonna, you know, go a

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Speaker 3: lot of times. And I'm not dealing with as much

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Speaker 3: as you because I'm on land. But maritime law is different.

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Speaker 1: But we would just meet.

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Speaker 3: Jolly and Jake were talking about it because Jake had

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Speaker 3: some had some some Koog's on him and some husbands

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Speaker 3: just but a lot of they were like, what are

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Speaker 3: you just like you just got you. I mean, you

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Speaker 3: just got to look at the dude in the eye. Now,

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Speaker 3: no matter what she's saying, you slip the dude in

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Speaker 3: Yeah, come on, buddy, go to the car. Hey, go

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Speaker 1: Just you know, give me twenty twenty five. Ed it

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Speaker 2: There you go in and out bank robbery style. Let

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no heroes here, This vagina's federally protected.

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Speaker 2: I just wondered if it happened, because it keeps happening

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Speaker 3: Mentioned it happens to you and Michelle too, because you

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Speaker 1: We're never going over there. I'm like, all right, did

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Speaker 1: you like? God, damn girl, that was making ribbis. You

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Speaker 7: You do this.

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Speaker 1: You know I love steak. Let's eat the steak and

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, we've had that happen ups before.

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Speaker 1: It's weird.

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Speaker 2: It's a weird thing, but hey, you know what, man

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Speaker 2: Other people just want to do you, you know, hey.

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Speaker 3: Yeah it's flattering, though it is, I'm not gonna say

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Speaker 3: it's not. I'm like, bro, you guys, I know I'm

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Speaker 1: But you know, here's what makes it weird for me.

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Speaker 2: I think I am not a good looking man, never

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Speaker 2: it makes people think, oh he oh oh they with it?

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Speaker 1: Oh they damn yeah. If you flying flag jeans, you

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't dress like that. And you look forbid that

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Speaker 3: But at this time, I'm like James, you flying flags,

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Speaker 3: You're popping out a pink thong with your coin purse

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Speaker 3: You know that front row, If the freaks are in

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Speaker 3: get a three D view of the dirt star homie.

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Speaker 1: Come on, wow.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, god, your sarlac pit. Oh my god, you

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Speaker 1: You're on. I'm sorry, I am. And it's always the

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Speaker 1: Like, like you said, he's wearing no special shirts. Affliction.

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Speaker 2: She got the fake breast she got thirty years ago

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Speaker 2: and they're having they're having a good time.

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Speaker 1: It's always for me. It's always like one or two.

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Speaker 3: It's the Daytona Beach grizzled like, yes, he's made of

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Speaker 1: Uh huh, nice leather. It's like the cool couple and

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Speaker 3: Really trying to sell this and I'm like, buddy, just

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Speaker 3: let her do it and to let her tell you

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna be there, Bro, I record it like you're

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Speaker 4: not gonna be there, Bro, not even in spirit.

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Speaker 1: Homie. Man, don't you don't do this. You know what

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Speaker 3: Man, Go run to the store. Give me twenty five minutes.

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Speaker 3: Go get me a gatorade. I'm gonna need it, and

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Speaker 3: then come back. Yeah, give you a gatorade in a

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Speaker 1: What's up, Central Florida. Get Ready to Last?

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Speaker 2: Saturday, April fourth, to Talk of the Town comedy show

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Speaker 2: takes over the Hideaway Performing Arts Center in Eustace for

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Speaker 1: Don't miss it. Welcome back everybody. You're listening to Real

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Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 2: We were just talking about the fact that after a

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Speaker 1: That's right. I got a real job now. But I

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Speaker 2: but for the most part, as America, we can all

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Speaker 1: All broke as hell? Am I alone in that?

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Speaker 2: I don't think I am, because I see how high

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Speaker 2: want to give y'all a warning because I know y'all

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Speaker 2: are thinking about waste. How to save money and still

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Speaker 2: live like an American meaning living beyond your means.

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Speaker 1: Learn from some of my old mistakes. People.

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Speaker 2: Do not go to a rent to center, or don't

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Speaker 2: things you don't need and go into debt paying for

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Speaker 1: Here's what I mean.

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Speaker 2: Don't do what my mom did and get a Sega

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Speaker 2: Genesis at a finance here place and we just paid

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Speaker 2: it off when PS three came out. Don't do dumb

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Speaker 2: things like that, is what I'm saying. I'm not even

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Speaker 2: making miss some Pavid.

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Speaker 3: They try, they come and they knock it at the door.

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Speaker 3: You're like, hold on, I got two sonic levels.

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Speaker 2: Hold on Jesus, hold on, don't go to Babcock and

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Speaker 2: uh rent to own an air fryer.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be okay, five dollars, five dollars a month.

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Speaker 1: You pay on that for sixty years for exactly bro.

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Speaker 2: Those are the worst places in the world, man, where

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Speaker 2: you go and you're like, all right, man, I want

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Speaker 2: to get a PS five, but I don't want to

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Speaker 2: save up.

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Speaker 1: For it and like sacrifice, I need it right now.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna put twenty dollars down and I'll pay fifty

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Speaker 2: dollars for three years a month.

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Speaker 1: That makes no sense. They don't do that anymore.

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Speaker 5: You know why, because the credit card companies are so

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Speaker 5: loose now they get anybody a credit card.

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Speaker 1: So that's why. You know, I think Discover started it.

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Speaker 1: You know, you qualify just by like breathing.

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Speaker 2: I think you're right because I got to Discover Cards.

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Speaker 2: So I'm proof right here, I'm the pudding.

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Speaker 1: I'm the proof. That's right, man.

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Speaker 5: They make more off their bad loans than they do

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Speaker 5: off their good loans because they able to. They jack

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Speaker 5: their interest rate up to about twenty nine percent, so

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Speaker 5: they just want you to pay the monthly on that

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Speaker 5: and they make SA money then correct. Oh, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 5: they make.

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Speaker 1: More money they do off. They don't want you to

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Speaker 1: pay it off. These coming don't want you to pay

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Speaker 1: it off to save your life.

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Speaker 3: No, okay, So I want to use a credit card

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Speaker 3: at a fast food restaurant.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm f French fries.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, that's the that's the poorest I've ever been

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Speaker 3: or the most opulent I ever had.

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Speaker 2: Wow, Bro, my diabetes is sponsored by McDonald's. You're absolutely right.

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Speaker 7: Bro.

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Speaker 1: I'm in there with a credit card going what what

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Speaker 1: am I doing with my life? Then I'm going to

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Speaker 1: use this credit card to buy this four dollars french fry?

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Speaker 7: Bro.

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Speaker 5: Oh, Apple pay, come on, Apple Pay. That's the worst

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Speaker 5: anything you get the idea for on the internet. Just

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Speaker 5: we accept Apple pay and all you do is double click.

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Speaker 5: You don't even put your stuff in double Okay.

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Speaker 6: You be right.

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Speaker 1: Apple pay is the devil. Oh, it is the double bro.

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Speaker 2: I was watching Hulu today and I got the Hulu

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Speaker 2: with the ads because I'm.

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Speaker 1: Broke like that. When the ad come on it's connected. No, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I was watching Prime. That's what it was.

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Speaker 2: When the ad comes on TV for Prime it'll say,

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Speaker 1: The next day, Alexa charges you, Alexa will hit you.

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Speaker 1: Just say yes, that's it. Just say yes. Nah, bro,

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Speaker 1: I'm like a woman. Now I'm saying no, no, and.

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Speaker 5: I don't know will new Let's say they gave it

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Speaker 1: Now I want to I go go back to the

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Speaker 1: old lady. Yeah, go back to the old lady. I

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Speaker 1: don't want that. I don't want to know sixteen year

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Speaker 1: old talking to me. Hey, you sure you don't want this? No,

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Speaker 1: I'm waiting for sheriff, the sheriff in Pole County to

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, my Alexa for some reason turned black.

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Speaker 2: It's a new black voice out of nowhere. It just

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Speaker 2: yeah being black, bro, Siri.

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Speaker 5: Complephone did that? Siri became black on me and I

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Speaker 5: couldn't change it. I felt guilty. I was like, I

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Speaker 5: can't fire the only black boy. I can't fire my

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Speaker 5: only play.

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Speaker 1: God damn. Yeah, I got I got a black I

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Speaker 3: That's why I'd be like, hey, Ophelia, search for TI

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Speaker 3: Now stop that, Ophelia. You give me directions to the mall.

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Speaker 3: What you buying wasting your money? You got shoes? You

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Speaker 3: got ten shoes and two feet. You need to talk

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Speaker 3: to your mom a Feelia, call that girl that I

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Speaker 3: met a couple of days ago calling your mom. What

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Speaker 3: what you got time to talk to these holes? You

441
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Speaker 3: got time to talk to your mama. Oh, Phelia waking

442
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Speaker 3: me up? Whatever alarm goes off. I'm like, Ophelia, six

443
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Speaker 3: thirty in the morning, that's right, this house needs cleaning.

444
00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:52,960
Speaker 3: Ope feels like ordering fabio, so yeah, yeah, yeah. Ophelia's like, baby,

445
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Speaker 3: we got to go to church. I'm like, Aphelia, I.

446
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Speaker 1: Don't go to church.

447
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Speaker 3: She's like, don't, don't start this argument today someday that's

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Speaker 3: the only time Ophelia doesn't bother me. From one o'clock

449
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Speaker 3: to three o'clock, phel you leave me alone. She's watching

450
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Speaker 3: the stories.

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Speaker 2: Why is your Ophelia got on a house coat, that's

452
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Speaker 2: were leaving alone.

453
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Speaker 1: She gonna get pissy wearing your shoes in here.

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Speaker 3: Hey, miss Ophelia, Me, me and me and me and

455
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Speaker 3: Kevin and the boys, we're gonna We're gonna go outside

456
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Speaker 3: for a little bit.

457
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna call my mom. Let's go smoke. Spread up.

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Speaker 1: Do I smell smoke? Baby? No, Ophelia, that's a candle.

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Speaker 3: I politicaleel while we ordering more large were cooking this house.

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Speaker 1: Don't we? God bless man, God bless indeed.

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Speaker 2: So, Michuel Man, you ain't told me something earlier that

462
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Speaker 2: I found pretty dang interesting.

463
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Speaker 1: Brother? You was it bothered you in your spirit as

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Speaker 1: an American citizen?

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Speaker 7: Man?

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Speaker 1: Want to talk about it. There's a lot going on

467
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Speaker 1: right now. Boys, people know it's going through stuff. Go ahead, bro, Yeah,

468
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Speaker 1: I had no clue.

469
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Speaker 3: In January twenty twenty six, the official Twitter or x

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Speaker 3: whatever you call it from the Chinese Embassy released an

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Speaker 3: AI disk track at the United States. Yeah, it's called

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Speaker 3: breaking News Another China Shock. It's an AI disc track

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Speaker 3: with an AI bald eagle wearing an American flag tied

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Speaker 3: a suit, is in a recording studio singing about all

475
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Speaker 3: the problems China's causing because they're creating technology that's cheaper

476
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Speaker 3: and better than the US.

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Speaker 1: And he's this bald eagle China, which I.

478
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Speaker 3: Thought would be racist if anyone else did it, but

479
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Speaker 3: China portrays themselves in this video as panda bears.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, that's what we do.

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Speaker 3: When we're talking trash, but their panda bears and they're

482
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Speaker 3: all working hard together and getting stuff done.

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Speaker 1: I can play a little bit of the song, and

484
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Speaker 1: I think you need to hear it. People.

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Speaker 3: This is another China Shock released by the People's Republic

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Speaker 3: of China as the United States. No again, China, build something,

487
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Speaker 3: my friend.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's like talking news another China at this

489
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Speaker 1: point ranking by now listen to how they end the

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Speaker 1: song too shots fart at the end, the real China Shock.

491
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Speaker 1: I can't stand the rides. So we're doing nothing nothing,

492
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Speaker 1: We're nothing.

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Speaker 5: I would feel bad if he actually had a Chinese accent.

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Speaker 1: A part of me was like, oh, like this sounds

495
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Speaker 1: like some in my neighborhood doing it. Problem. So you

496
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Speaker 1: know it was one of us, Yeah, you know us.

497
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Speaker 1: That's like that girl from the Olympics I need yeah, yeah,

498
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Speaker 1: and the.

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Speaker 3: Goon squad on this one, like cause one of us,

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Speaker 3: one of our guys, made this song.

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Speaker 1: And then the thing is man like, we're doing nothing, nothing, bro,

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Speaker 1: We're doing nothing, guys. I don't think we're really taking

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Speaker 1: that serious, because we should. I mean the nation.

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Speaker 3: I don't need the president of the care I just

505
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Speaker 3: need this to assemble a group of rappers. We got

506
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:31,600
Speaker 3: so many retired rappers. What's LLL doing right now? See

507
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Speaker 3: inside Greenwich village?

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Speaker 1: What is he doing? Gets made in China? Are you kidding?

509
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:38,760
Speaker 1: He ain't doing nothing. These people all get all their

510
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Speaker 1: clothes made.

511
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Speaker 3: There rhymes get me the entire monstars. Yeah, Coolio's dad.

512
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Speaker 3: But that doesn't affect anything.

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Speaker 2: Nah, it doesn't, you know? I say, bring back an

514
00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:52,200
Speaker 2: o g man. I think we need to learn these people.

515
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:54,480
Speaker 2: We need to school them, right, we need to school

516
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Speaker 2: in China. Bring back one of the original rhymas from

517
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Speaker 2: back in the day, bro, doctor Seuss.

518
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Speaker 1: But hold on again, bro, you, you and I have

519
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:05,080
Speaker 1: heard good music made with AI. Sometimes that felt like

520
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Speaker 1: something my sister might come up with us. I do

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Speaker 1: not care what I do. This track they just dropped

522
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Speaker 1: to us. I don't care.

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Speaker 3: Man this hey listen, this is I'm from the nineties

524
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Speaker 3: hip hop era. Yeah, you ask and you shall receive.

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Speaker 1: I want us to give him. We can agree that's

526
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Speaker 1: this track. We can agree that the panda is probably

527
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Speaker 1: the dumbest bear in existence. I mean, you watch Panda's

528
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Speaker 1: do stuff, you know anything? I just these videos.

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Speaker 3: I watched pandas just creating on this AI cartoon. I

530
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Speaker 3: don't know what's up or down anymore.

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Speaker 1: You need a fire anti anti uh ai uh we

532
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Speaker 1: need we need to fire back James. Who we got?

533
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Speaker 1: Who we got? Were calling up for this one the

534
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Speaker 1: first bro. We need to bring back a guy that

535
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Speaker 1: knows how to do bro ice cube? No vasselline bro

536
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Speaker 1: ice Cube. Let's get ice cube on ice cube? Man,

537
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:01,400
Speaker 1: come on, man, he's he's not filming. Are we there yet?

538
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:06,600
Speaker 2: Sixteen on a Yeah, pretty much. I say, hey, man,

539
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:09,520
Speaker 2: you can't get him. Give me your son, No, yep,

540
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:11,320
Speaker 2: give me give me your son looks like him?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks just like him. Fine, man, yeah, I

542
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:16,640
Speaker 3: say we, I say we hit up the rough risers.

543
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Speaker 3: What's jin doing?

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00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:23,040
Speaker 1: Huh? This is your problem? This is your problem, jin Jine.

545
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:27,600
Speaker 1: You tell them their terms? There you go, Yeah, clean

546
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,520
Speaker 1: up shop right now. That's funny.

547
00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:29,639
Speaker 7: Bro.

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Speaker 1: We need a female though. You need a woman's voice.

549
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:37,040
Speaker 1: A woman's voice, man, we need a woman on this track.

550
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:37,440
Speaker 7: Hard.

551
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:43,520
Speaker 2: Give me a gay woman, Queen Latifa. That's gonna yeah angry.

552
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:45,239
Speaker 1: Oh they don't like that over there.

553
00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:47,600
Speaker 3: Boh she's they didn't throw her away when she was

554
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Speaker 3: a baby. Oh and they kept her when she was gay?

555
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:55,560
Speaker 1: What up China?

556
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Speaker 2: Oh?

557
00:26:56,640 --> 00:27:00,680
Speaker 1: What up now? Son? Yeah? Man oh, man, one more guy,

558
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:02,200
Speaker 1: We need one more person.

559
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:06,000
Speaker 6: Man, I know who we could go with, the Rizza,

560
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:11,640
Speaker 6: the Chise oh God, Speret Kwan, the chef killer, oh,

561
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:14,880
Speaker 6: dirty bastard, and the method man.

562
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:17,560
Speaker 1: Cook them.

563
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 2: They would fight the Chinese with Chinese culture, which would

564
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:22,879
Speaker 2: be a wedding justice.

565
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:23,120
Speaker 1: Man.

566
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Speaker 7: I heard you mean a track against the yeah dang, yeah, yeah,

567
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:37,320
Speaker 7: here's a GENU would.

568
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:39,240
Speaker 5: Probably be the last crew to go against China. I

569
00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:41,119
Speaker 5: mean that's where they make all their shirts. Come on,

570
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:45,800
Speaker 5: what first of all, listen, bro China. How long is China?

571
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:48,879
Speaker 3: The Chinese altogether, the quing Ching, all these dynasties. How

572
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:49,840
Speaker 3: long did they lasted?

573
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:53,359
Speaker 1: Whatever? The Wu Tang is forever?

574
00:27:54,560 --> 00:28:00,400
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, oh that'd be funny, man, that's the Wu

575
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:02,680
Speaker 2: Tang at least for negotiations.

576
00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:07,840
Speaker 3: For negotiations, James, I'm with that, Chisu. I need you

577
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:09,440
Speaker 3: to lead this with a level head.

578
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:12,680
Speaker 1: There you go, there you go. Hey, you got to

579
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:16,480
Speaker 1: diversify your boss. Yeah, expect the deck. You be ready,

580
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:23,480
Speaker 1: You be ready. You got stay in the car. Stay

581
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Speaker 1: in the car, buddy, You're good, You're good. Master Killer,

582
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:29,760
Speaker 1: your name won't get us in the gate. You gotta

583
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:34,040
Speaker 1: stay right here. We'll be back. You go scare them. Yeah,

584
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 1: I can't send Master Killer to negotiations. I want to. Yeah.

585
00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:39,040
Speaker 1: Hold on, the.

586
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:41,920
Speaker 5: World has changed though, because Wu Tang is coming into

587
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,040
Speaker 5: town to Orlando and.

588
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:47,719
Speaker 1: They got super VIP tickets. What's what do you get?

589
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:51,600
Speaker 5: Because no, no, that's that's the stuff you do when

590
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:54,280
Speaker 5: you want to see like Wayne Newton. You know, WU

591
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:56,240
Speaker 5: tag is where you sit back and you smoke and

592
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 5: you watch. Now, they got like the five hundred dollars seats.

593
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:03,520
Speaker 3: I never thought maybe you sit in Yeah, five seats, man,

594
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,480
Speaker 3: that's that's the thirty eighty seventh chamber.

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Speaker 1: You get, you get the whole liquid sword.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:14,360
Speaker 1: Is not the way it used to be. Man, Come on,

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00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:16,720
Speaker 1: Oh no, I saw those tickets. I was like going,

599
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:21,040
Speaker 1: wait a minute. Even Wu Tang is doing SVIP. We're

600
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:24,200
Speaker 1: mean broke man. Everybody A long time ago, man, we

601
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:27,680
Speaker 1: were charging us for everything. Jeff, welcome, my friend.

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00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:31,080
Speaker 5: I mean every seventies group now is in Vegas, selling

603
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:33,719
Speaker 5: out at five hundred dollars tickets. So when we talk

604
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:35,959
Speaker 5: about our country being broke, when you willing to pay

605
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,880
Speaker 5: seven hundred dollars to see Tears for Fears, you ain't broke.

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Speaker 2: You know a different world or first off their icons

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Speaker 2: and cultural legends, We'll be right along. Second, more hilarity

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Speaker 2: or real last, Real Radio four point one. Welcome back, everybody.

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Speaker 2: in the show we started, I was complaining about how

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Speaker 2: broke I am, because I am broke right now.

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Speaker 1: I just paid my taxes and I got nothing left.

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm doing wrong.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, broo, hey man, tell uncle Sam, I'm your nephew,

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Speaker 3: not your daddy. A wow, all right, yeah, I take

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Speaker 3: it out my cold dead hand. I've seen the Patriot, okay, right, I.

622
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Speaker 1: Like the energy.

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Speaker 2: I like that yeah, all right, tell Uncle Sam to

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Speaker 2: get his hands out of my pocket.

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Speaker 1: I got him. Yeah, taxation without reparations or something like that. Man, Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm like that, bro. I believe I read the license plate.

627
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:08,600
Speaker 1: I believe that was all blueprint too. But yeah, pretty much.

628
00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:12,360
Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing I learned about myself. Man, even

629
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:15,280
Speaker 2: though I'm broke and I know I ain't got no money,

630
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:18,560
Speaker 2: I still spend like a dummy. And I know it's

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Speaker 2: my fault.

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Speaker 1: Man.

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00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:23,480
Speaker 2: I thought about the other day, all the crap I

634
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:26,040
Speaker 2: buy that I could do without, and I would bro

635
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:26,960
Speaker 2: at least.

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Speaker 1: Five Well, I don't know if I could do without it.

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00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:32,760
Speaker 1: You see, that's the mentality. Okay, I can always use

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00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:36,000
Speaker 1: another pair of Jordan's, you know, can you? Now? Okay?

639
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:40,200
Speaker 1: All right, yeah, well I've taken over. I've taken over.

640
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:41,240
Speaker 1: Here's the thing.

641
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:44,520
Speaker 2: I'm not buying sneakers that are expensive. I'm buying dumb stuff.

642
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:47,720
Speaker 2: I am nickeling and diamond myself. I do not need

643
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,800
Speaker 2: a Ventate brown sugar shaking oat milk Express.

644
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:54,200
Speaker 1: So what do you for seven dollars? What are you

645
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:58,480
Speaker 1: talking about? No? I need that. No, I need Vietnamese coffee.

646
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Speaker 1: I didn't you know, that's the one.

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Speaker 3: James MegaR Evers March for if you can't walk into

648
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:07,760
Speaker 3: a coffee shop as a dignified man of color in

649
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Speaker 3: the South and get it, you know, double home event

650
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:11,480
Speaker 3: there or whatever it was.

651
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:17,280
Speaker 1: He was ordering the end with a sprig. James was

652
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:21,960
Speaker 1: nick dame because sugar. Yeah, bro, dumb stuff that I buy.

653
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 1: I know I shouldn't. Starbucks is one of them. Why

654
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:29,720
Speaker 1: do I go to? I learned better across the street.

655
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:31,400
Speaker 5: I was sitting at Starbucks and I was drinking this

656
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:33,680
Speaker 5: thing and it had nothing, And across the street, I

657
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:36,760
Speaker 5: say Vietnamese coffee, and I said, I wonder how good

658
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:37,080
Speaker 5: that is?

659
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Speaker 1: How much is it? Though you've been there with me,

660
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:46,000
Speaker 1: I did. I never paid because you know that's well

661
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:48,400
Speaker 1: that's because you know, yeah, yeah, pretty much.

662
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:51,840
Speaker 5: You're my white sugar daddy, so it works. But I

663
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:54,200
Speaker 5: think is that thing is better than anything you've ever had.

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Speaker 1: It's delicious. It's strong as hell. By the way, if

665
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:59,160
Speaker 1: you ever want, like James and I do an hour

666
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:01,120
Speaker 1: show in ten minutes.

667
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:03,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how we go back in time. It has

668
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:07,040
Speaker 2: a capacitor in the mix. Yeah that's some strong.

669
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:08,479
Speaker 1: But I was spoiled.

670
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Speaker 5: But I was in I did a show in Michigan

671
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:14,640
Speaker 5: over the weekend and there was no coffee. This is

672
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:16,520
Speaker 5: when you know you're in the middle of nowhere when

673
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:18,920
Speaker 5: you go is there a Starbucks around here? They said,

674
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Speaker 5: thirteen miles damn John Morgan and Starbucks.

675
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:26,760
Speaker 1: Didn't exist in a Scambia. Oh you were at Narnia.

676
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:27,480
Speaker 1: That was I.

677
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Speaker 5: I was in the Upper Peninsula and John Morgan and

678
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:34,720
Speaker 5: Starbucks didn't exist. I said, where am I? I could

679
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:36,200
Speaker 5: be in a foreign country and I'd see one of

680
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:36,600
Speaker 5: those two.

681
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:40,760
Speaker 1: No, lion, even I've been messing John Morgan up, I said.

682
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:42,200
Speaker 5: I said, dude, you know I had a couple of

683
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:45,040
Speaker 5: good jokes I couldn't use because you ain't marketing hard enough.

684
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:52,800
Speaker 1: Here you said, stop comming the coffin. Yeah, okay, who

685
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:55,600
Speaker 1: who is? That's how I followed it up. But who

686
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:57,920
Speaker 1: is new phone? Who is? Who is?

687
00:33:58,680 --> 00:33:58,800
Speaker 2: Hey?

688
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:01,520
Speaker 1: Noland locked your phone and he's taking contacts?

689
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:05,640
Speaker 2: Okay, here's something else, dumb that I'm buying people over

690
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:10,120
Speaker 2: and over again and I don't need it. Multiple streaming

691
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:13,399
Speaker 2: sites that do the same thing I don't.

692
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:16,680
Speaker 1: I have. I counted, I got Prime, I got they don't.

693
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:18,799
Speaker 1: They don't have the same thing though I got Net.

694
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:24,000
Speaker 2: I never watched them all I do amc You know

695
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:27,719
Speaker 2: what they give us the good stuff Prime Hulu. Uh,

696
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:31,720
Speaker 2: there's another one that streams and does the same thing everything.

697
00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:35,920
Speaker 1: You got Stars Hulu Prime. I don't watch fish. We

698
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:36,640
Speaker 1: got HBO.

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00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:38,040
Speaker 4: Uh.

700
00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:44,719
Speaker 2: I got Paramount Peacock Peacock. Do I really need eight

701
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:45,960
Speaker 2: to ten streaming?

702
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:48,560
Speaker 1: No? I don't, Yes, you do. You know why? This

703
00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:51,080
Speaker 1: is how they get you because they're all in cahoots.

704
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,359
Speaker 1: They go, hey, what do you got? Oh? I got

705
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:55,920
Speaker 1: I got Supernatural? What do you got? I got friends?

706
00:34:56,239 --> 00:34:58,279
Speaker 1: And they never have the same stuff, So if you

707
00:34:58,360 --> 00:34:59,600
Speaker 1: want to see those, you got to go to the

708
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:01,000
Speaker 1: other They were really in cahoos.

709
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:04,399
Speaker 3: They'd be like, I got Supernatural season one through two? Cool,

710
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:09,759
Speaker 3: I got three through six. That would be some diabolical

711
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:12,560
Speaker 3: What about you, man? I bought Supernatural season one. Also,

712
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:14,920
Speaker 3: I'm gonna step on it and turn it into two seasons.

713
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:19,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go, there go bro. I'm hoked. I'm hooked, man.

714
00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:21,520
Speaker 5: I'd rather think of this way. You could cut your cable.

715
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:25,600
Speaker 5: If I cut my cable, it's cables three four hundred dollars.

716
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:28,879
Speaker 1: It was two when I left and now I'm paying

717
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:30,600
Speaker 1: about the same. Yeah, but dude, did you have all

718
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:32,320
Speaker 1: the did you have all the Belgium whistles?

719
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:32,680
Speaker 2: Yes?

720
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:35,480
Speaker 1: I did? Well, well, I know Spectrum jocksh you here.

721
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 1: I don't know, Bro. I get beat up when I

722
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:41,640
Speaker 1: left the Spectrum to have cheaper streaming. That's how they

723
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:43,959
Speaker 1: got me. I'm back up to what I was paying.

724
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Speaker 7: Bro.

725
00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:46,200
Speaker 1: With all the streamings. Wait wait, wait, how many? How many?

726
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:48,600
Speaker 1: You got? Eight at twenty bucks apiece? That's a buck

727
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:54,319
Speaker 1: sixty okay, and also have Disney Plus that's twenty five.

728
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:57,640
Speaker 5: If that's twenty five with the with the no commercials

729
00:35:57,719 --> 00:35:58,880
Speaker 5: because I can't do commercials.

730
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Speaker 1: I don't have no commercials on that one I got.

731
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:02,120
Speaker 1: And then that's like eighteen bucks.

732
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:04,959
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm Disney Plus. No man, Disney BLUs is sixty

733
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:06,920
Speaker 3: nine dollars a year, bro, is it?

734
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:10,960
Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh no, yeah, dude, Yeah that's what. Yeah, you

735
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:13,359
Speaker 1: got a discount the average. Look it up right now.

736
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:15,800
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I was like twenty dollars. Ken Miller.

737
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:17,160
Speaker 1: Ken looked at it.

738
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Speaker 5: He had nothing, But dude does research for US and

739
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:22,520
Speaker 5: Disney Plus a month.

740
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:27,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, eighteen bucks or something with commercials.

741
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:32,560
Speaker 2: It's twenty five business Yeah month price, he's eleven nine

742
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:35,040
Speaker 2: alf or eighteen dollars a month at free.

743
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:38,319
Speaker 1: But they're not counting Hulu. Nope, if you buy Hulu

744
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 1: with it, it's around twenty five correct. I don't have that.

745
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,120
Speaker 1: But I'll tell you what I was. I was interviewing

746
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Speaker 1: d D.

747
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Speaker 5: Kohne, Remember her from uh she played uh uh Frenchy

748
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:53,600
Speaker 5: and Greece greef Did you school drop out? Yeah, she's

749
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:55,680
Speaker 5: on a show called Bad Medicine right now. The only

750
00:36:55,719 --> 00:36:58,440
Speaker 5: way to see that is on Hulu, so I had

751
00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:00,600
Speaker 5: to go. I had to watch it on the chap.

752
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:01,600
Speaker 1: I don't.

753
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:04,239
Speaker 3: I don't really watch anything anymore. I have a loose

754
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:07,160
Speaker 3: confederation with my family. Yeah, we all kind of share

755
00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 3: some passwords and stuff on what we can, but nobody's

756
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:11,560
Speaker 3: really watching much anymore, are you guys?

757
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:12,080
Speaker 1: Truthfully?

758
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:15,920
Speaker 3: Man, I would say about four hours a week honestly,

759
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:18,040
Speaker 3: watching a dedicated something.

760
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:19,440
Speaker 1: That's like the fact, you know, like that.

761
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Speaker 3: And that's not because I don't watch stuff, because I

762
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 3: watch a lot of YouTube videos and I watch stuff

763
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:23,800
Speaker 3: on that.

764
00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:29,200
Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't you just do this, you just no, no, no, no,

765
00:37:29,719 --> 00:37:31,239
Speaker 1: I check out stuff. I just I don't.

766
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:34,880
Speaker 3: I like, Yeah, I get into a show and I

767
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:37,080
Speaker 3: watch it and I like it, and there's not a

768
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:38,360
Speaker 3: reason why I don't finish it.

769
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:40,960
Speaker 1: And then I just don't finish it. But I couldn't

770
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,960
Speaker 1: on paper tell you, hey, why did you stop? It

771
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:45,520
Speaker 1: wouldn't allow me not to finish it.

772
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:47,719
Speaker 3: I just like I let it go, and I'm like, yeah,

773
00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:49,960
Speaker 3: and there's no reason. If somebody asked me, hey, did

774
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:50,799
Speaker 3: you ever watch that show much?

775
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:53,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did watch. I watched a couple of seasons Yellowjackets.

776
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:56,000
Speaker 3: I had a great time watching Yellow Jacks and then

777
00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:59,279
Speaker 3: and then, but I just second season came out.

778
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:01,000
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know nothing wrong with it.

779
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:03,160
Speaker 1: I like it. Some are worth the second season.

780
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:05,279
Speaker 5: Sometimes they get they just tail off, and you're like,

781
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:07,439
Speaker 5: I'm bad at that, Miguel.

782
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:09,719
Speaker 2: You just said something really weird with me. I will

783
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 2: love the first season of a show. Second season drops

784
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:15,800
Speaker 2: for some reason. I just don't run and go watch it.

785
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:17,360
Speaker 2: Like Fallout, Yeah, I.

786
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:19,439
Speaker 1: Don't run and go watch it. Fallout's not as good.

787
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:21,920
Speaker 1: The second season is as good. We don't even watch it.

788
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:24,960
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't give a chance. I tried. I

789
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:25,800
Speaker 1: had to tail off it.

790
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 5: But a lot of people shows. When they talk to me,

791
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:29,799
Speaker 5: they go, oh, you still watching my show? And I lie,

792
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:32,960
Speaker 5: you know it's I'll.

793
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:33,480
Speaker 1: Tell you the dude.

794
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:37,080
Speaker 5: Dexter, though, is better than that show that Fit in

795
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:40,600
Speaker 5: the middle, got it. Sometimes they go, you ever.

796
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:42,680
Speaker 3: Got to just watch the show because everybody's talking about it,

797
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:44,800
Speaker 3: so you know you could be about it. I'm like,

798
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:47,799
Speaker 3: you didn't want to watch all this team skeet? Come on, man,

799
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:51,520
Speaker 3: I gotta keep up with the boys. If the water Cooler,

800
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:56,640
Speaker 3: my boss loves to talk about this show, yeah, I'm like, yeah,

801
00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:58,520
Speaker 3: it turns out it wasn't even a real job interview.

802
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:01,000
Speaker 1: Do you know that? Yeah? If you guys know, she

803
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:02,680
Speaker 1: really wasn't stuck in the day.

804
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 3: I watched another movie and that's not her real step

805
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 3: brother know about it because I was like, man, her

806
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:11,120
Speaker 3: last stepbrother was black, so this was weird.

807
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:15,680
Speaker 1: And her dad was I don't know what's going on.

808
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:17,680
Speaker 1: It was beautiful because I was like, cool, man, that's

809
00:39:17,719 --> 00:39:19,680
Speaker 1: a good family. And I don't know why they brought

810
00:39:19,719 --> 00:39:21,960
Speaker 1: her grandfather in. But I a demographic and.

811
00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:25,480
Speaker 3: It was like, I know you Johnny ss Johnny can't

812
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:27,040
Speaker 3: be an astronaut and a plumber.

813
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:34,640
Speaker 1: You liver, have time. I'm literally a pair of time. Johnny,

814
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:37,440
Speaker 1: get out of here. Get out of here, buddy, Get

815
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:38,560
Speaker 1: out of here, you scamp.

816
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:42,920
Speaker 3: That's not how you stake a pipe. That's not Johnny,

817
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:45,680
Speaker 3: s Now. Are you gonna fix her washing machine? The

818
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:49,080
Speaker 3: only tool you brought was a giant dog. Come on, pal,

819
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:52,839
Speaker 3: come on, Bud, think about it. This is the same

820
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:54,600
Speaker 3: thing you do with you're putting out that fire.

821
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:57,319
Speaker 1: Thing about it. You got to bring the starry Get

822
00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:59,759
Speaker 1: out of here, you scamp, Get that Paul, and get

823
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:00,239
Speaker 1: out here.

824
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:02,719
Speaker 2: All I'm saying is, you guys are wrapped this up.

825
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:06,000
Speaker 2: I'm taking responsibility. I am making I'm nickel and diming

826
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:07,719
Speaker 2: myself when I do the stupid things I do.

827
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:09,200
Speaker 1: I know I am. I don't.

828
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:11,759
Speaker 2: There's no way I watch all those streaming services a month.

829
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:14,400
Speaker 2: I don't, man, I'm like Miguel. I don't watch a

830
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:16,800
Speaker 2: bunch of TV a day. And if I do watch something,

831
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:19,239
Speaker 2: it's gonna be one thing I like, and then I'm

832
00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:21,200
Speaker 2: not gonna watch the rest of my streaming things I'm

833
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:21,560
Speaker 2: paying for.

834
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Speaker 1: I need to stop. I'm gonna try that. That's gonna

835
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:27,000
Speaker 1: be my thing, man, for I'm gonna give up all

836
00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:31,840
Speaker 1: these streaming services. Bro, don't don't tell my wife. Yeah, like,

837
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:34,800
Speaker 1: damn baby, let's be a Chinese satellite blocking it.

838
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:51,080
Speaker 3: Family name about powers, it's Alexa factory setting.

839
00:40:56,080 --> 00:41:00,399
Speaker 1: Time employees. That's right, naptime. Oh man, have you seen

840
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:03,440
Speaker 1: have you seen the updates for Alexa? For example? It's

841
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:05,920
Speaker 1: not just the words. They now treat you differently.

842
00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:08,919
Speaker 5: They're trying to get a personality onto Alexa and they're

843
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:09,920
Speaker 5: asking weird questions.

844
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,719
Speaker 1: Hey, how do you feel about this? No? I used

845
00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:14,120
Speaker 1: to just tell you what to do. I don't want to.

846
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:17,480
Speaker 1: I'm not sharing my feelings with you. Hey, quick question, James,

847
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:20,800
Speaker 1: how do you like apples? Well? I like apples. Apples

848
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:24,040
Speaker 1: are great. That's a good fruit. Hey question James, are

849
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:27,440
Speaker 1: you more of a sunrise or sunset? Guy? I'm kind

850
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:29,360
Speaker 1: of like a sunset. That's amazing.

851
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:32,040
Speaker 3: Hey, James, if robots were to take over the world,

852
00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:35,440
Speaker 3: would you occupy any resistance against them? Uh?

853
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:42,520
Speaker 1: Say what sunrise or sunset? James? That's your favorite? You

854
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:53,800
Speaker 1: know that is? That's damn? That is wow. Before you

855
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:56,759
Speaker 1: run out of time, guys, I'm nervous for next week.

856
00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:59,560
Speaker 2: I'm going to be traveling coming up and I'm nervous

857
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,600
Speaker 2: as I got to actually get on a plane, and

858
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:04,000
Speaker 2: there's been a lot of issues at airports lately.

859
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:04,600
Speaker 6: Man.

860
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:07,120
Speaker 2: So yeah, so y'all pray for James, is what I'm saying.

861
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:10,040
Speaker 2: I want a safe trip. I don't want my plane

862
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:12,560
Speaker 2: anything that happened to it. I want TSA to get

863
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:17,120
Speaker 2: paid so I get through the security line and make

864
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:19,080
Speaker 2: it onto my flight. If we can work that out.

865
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Speaker 1: It's funny, it's only the news. Yeah, two weeks mco though.

866
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:28,520
Speaker 1: If they're on the news.

867
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Speaker 5: I've been in and out of NCL a bunch of times,

868
00:42:30,719 --> 00:42:32,759
Speaker 5: and yeah, there's some days that it's bad.

869
00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:35,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know I haven't. I just traveled.

870
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Speaker 5: I was all over the place last week and it

871
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Speaker 5: was it wasn't a big deal, but yeah, some reason.

872
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:44,680
Speaker 5: LaGuardia is the worst. I mean, I flew in there

873
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:47,680
Speaker 5: and man, it was it wraps around over and over again.

874
00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:50,360
Speaker 2: It's crazy. I don't want none of that, my friends.

875
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:52,839
Speaker 2: But where are you guys going to be this week?

876
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:54,719
Speaker 2: Performing for the good people so they can come out

877
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 2: and support what you guys are.

878
00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:57,919
Speaker 1: Doing this week.

879
00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:05,200
Speaker 3: I'm here in Orlando next week April ninth, I'm in Austin, Texas.

880
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:10,120
Speaker 3: April tenth and eleventh, I'm in Dallas Fort Worth and

881
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:13,640
Speaker 3: April twelfth, I'm at the mother Ship in Austin, Texas.

882
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:18,120
Speaker 1: Where is it? Where is the love? You could get

883
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:22,719
Speaker 1: six more days into this where you're gonna be on

884
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:26,440
Speaker 1: the eighteenth. Yeah, I gotta show eighteenth. Eddie sas well,

885
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:29,960
Speaker 1: that's the next week. Me, me and Jeff Coffin are

886
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:32,000
Speaker 1: gonna be Edny sass in the Popka. I saw that,

887
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:34,960
Speaker 1: by the way, two weeks away. No, No, it's close enough.

888
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:36,320
Speaker 1: It's close two weeks away.

889
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:38,480
Speaker 5: Bro, You and I don't share a stage like ever,

890
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:40,960
Speaker 5: and he don't even tell me we share a stage

891
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:41,920
Speaker 5: until it's advertised.

892
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:43,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, the flyer came out, I was like, I gotta

893
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:48,440
Speaker 1: let Jeff know about this one. That is congratulations on

894
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:48,759
Speaker 1: that show.

895
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:50,120
Speaker 2: By the way, I'm glad to see that our friend

896
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:52,640
Speaker 2: Eddie Saz has a new room that he's doing. I

897
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:54,120
Speaker 2: heard her film going well, by the way, So you

898
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:55,920
Speaker 2: guys are gonna absolutely crush it.

899
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:56,160
Speaker 1: Man.

900
00:43:57,120 --> 00:44:01,680
Speaker 2: Tomorrow, I'm gonna be doing a show at Attitudes Margueritaville

901
00:44:01,719 --> 00:44:06,400
Speaker 2: and Daytona. It's a neighborhood. The Jimmy buffet neighborhood Margaritaville

902
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:08,200
Speaker 2: people live in Yeah, I can't afford to be there.

903
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:09,920
Speaker 2: They're gonna think I'm there to serve drinks or cook

904
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:12,399
Speaker 2: the barbecue. But I'll be there entertaining those good folks.

905
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:12,600
Speaker 1: Man.

906
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:14,080
Speaker 2: So if you guys want to come out to that show,

907
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:16,640
Speaker 2: that'll be amazing. It is open to the public, and

908
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:19,200
Speaker 2: on Saturday, I'll be back at the Height of Way

909
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:22,799
Speaker 2: Performing Arts Center in Eustace, Florida for my good man

910
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:25,319
Speaker 2: Darius at the House of Laughter. Check my social media,

911
00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:26,920
Speaker 2: get them tickets and come on out and let's have

912
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:30,359
Speaker 2: a good time. As always, Thank you guys so much

913
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:33,160
Speaker 2: for listening to Real Labs on behalf of Myself. James John,

914
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:35,759
Speaker 2: Miguel colog don't you forget your junior. He knows who

915
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:38,200
Speaker 2: his daddy is. And our official sponsor for Confident and

916
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:41,840
Speaker 2: Lending your personal injury attorneys, mister Jeff the Batman Kaufman.

917
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,600
Speaker 2: We will see you guys tomorrow, but before we go, Miguel,

918
00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:45,560
Speaker 2: please tell them what to do.

919
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Speaker 1: Take your ass to bed. Be out