Speaker 1: Morning, lady, gentlemen, and welcome to video message number twenty nine.
Speaker 1: Listen Beaverville, Come man, I woke up yesterday morning with
Speaker 1: a spring start later, please, I could never know what.
Speaker 2: The day with Usporida.
Speaker 3: Sweet Hello, Hi, Hi, couldn't get our normal comedy bed
Speaker 3: in because somebody's been recording audio in the next get
Speaker 3: over there for about eight and twenty minutes.
Speaker 4: He's not kidding. Then it won't stop. It stopped, but now.
Speaker 3: It's screwed up the system to the point where I
Speaker 3: can't figure out how to stop loading it, and so
Speaker 3: I've tried to restart.
Speaker 5: I tried everything over the hand.
Speaker 4: Let's try this then, all right?
Speaker 1: Is uh October twenty eighth or twenty twenty five, Welcome
Speaker 1: to the Power Trip Morning Show.
Speaker 4: A little comedy to start it off. Here's uh Paul
Speaker 4: Lambert's are you ever going to target for socks and
Speaker 4: leave with home alone? Two? On blu ray No?
Speaker 1: Oh, man, what it's an awkward way to start the show.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm glad you're here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you're here. I'm glad Zach's here. I
Speaker 1: guess after that, Kesler didn't even humor you. No, Kessler hates.
Speaker 3: Me, Oh, Zachar, who's Kesler?
Speaker 4: Oh? Whoever?
Speaker 6: That?
Speaker 4: I thought that was the.
Speaker 1: I believe Kessler. I think Kesler is also Hosy. I
Speaker 1: think that is the original name for Kramer. They changed
Speaker 1: it to Cosmo Kramer, but I think Kessler. I don't
Speaker 1: think that's in the back of my mind.
Speaker 5: Hold on, you thought this was Kesler?
Speaker 1: No? No, who said? No? No, who's that?
Speaker 4: It's Charge. We've talked about this.
Speaker 1: No, no, I'm really bad a lot of things, including
Speaker 1: math detecting voices.
Speaker 5: It's Bill Garon.
Speaker 1: Oh no, hi Bill, Happy birthday, Happy birthday. No, it
Speaker 1: really is Bill Garon.
Speaker 4: Really it sounds like Charge.
Speaker 3: Okay what you say?
Speaker 4: Okay, you don't know anything. I don't case.
Speaker 5: You guys want to hear the last eight hundred and
Speaker 5: twenty minutes of audio on the fan.
Speaker 3: It's over there on the computer.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's how long the baseball game took. Is it
Speaker 4: about that?
Speaker 3: How would anybody know that, Oh, somebody's stepping a duck.
Speaker 5: My works better than our computers and is younger.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that is true.
Speaker 4: You know, like the Notre Dame play like a champion today? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Sure, Above the studio here it should say my aus
Speaker 1: works better than the computers, or complain like a champion,
Speaker 1: and then every single one of us touches your anus
Speaker 1: poster before we walk into the studio every day, yep, yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, or just your anus. No.
Speaker 1: Well, I was going to say that we'd get reported
Speaker 1: to HR, but we don't have HR anymore.
Speaker 4: You wouldn't report us.
Speaker 1: Get away with whatever we walk we'd say thank you
Speaker 1: and let us a cigarette.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I wouldn't report us.
Speaker 3: Like nobody reports around here.
Speaker 4: Nobody, not in this town. No, not even Tom Pell.
Speaker 1: Tom pellis there when he's pretty plugged in, right, he's
Speaker 1: pretty cool.
Speaker 4: Chris Anus.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 1: It's not payank you for I do you know you
Speaker 1: saw the other side of him in a bathtub, not
Speaker 1: the backside I did, my goodness, sure, oh thank you,
Speaker 1: Yeah it was it was beautiful.
Speaker 5: I'm telling you, this has been a great thing for me, Corey.
Speaker 3: First of all, there were so many people accusing me
Speaker 3: of doing steroids, which made me have tear up a
Speaker 3: little bit like thank you guys.
Speaker 1: Kind of full circle, right, because for years you wanted
Speaker 1: to and yeah I still do.
Speaker 4: Sauce claims that he could get him for you and
Speaker 4: he can't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like the only drug I can't get. Yeah, see,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to think you can't get him any You
Speaker 1: can get mushrooms. I know that for a fact.
Speaker 4: I don't know if Sauce got no. I don't think
Speaker 4: I had.
Speaker 5: Didn't sound like you did.
Speaker 3: But then I did love the other people after some
Speaker 3: like one whole group of people were saying I was
Speaker 3: on steroids, which did again. It made me so happy.
Speaker 3: And then the other side said I had a giant
Speaker 3: goiter on the side of my neck, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: what in the sweet hell are you guys talking about?
Speaker 3: And then I zoomed in. Its Sauces kneecap.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's my knee cap.
Speaker 5: It's his kneecap. How do you not know that's his kneecap?
Speaker 4: Right, just zoom in looked obvious. But that was on
Speaker 4: your neck, Hockey.
Speaker 5: I was like, what is on my neck? I don't know,
Speaker 5: and I looked, I'm like, that's that mine.
Speaker 3: That's it.
Speaker 5: Even It's like the color it is not even right.
Speaker 5: It doesn't match.
Speaker 1: That's why the dress from back in the day went viral, right,
Speaker 1: the uh, the blue, gold, white, black thing, whatever the
Speaker 1: hell that was? The Will Reichert wire. Did it hit it,
Speaker 1: did it not hit it?
Speaker 4: Did it it?
Speaker 1: Same thing with the goiter. Is it a goiter? Or
Speaker 1: is it Sauce's kneecap. It's these are debates that'll live
Speaker 1: an infamy.
Speaker 4: We'll never know. We'll never know.
Speaker 1: I think it's your kneecap, but if it's a goiter,
Speaker 1: he better get that checked out.
Speaker 3: I think you're probably right at men that was a goiter.
Speaker 3: I'd first I'd have to look up what a goiter is. Yeah, same,
Speaker 3: and then second of all, i'd have to say, hey,
Speaker 3: wait a minute, doc, yep.
Speaker 4: I got a recapsized goiter on the side of my neck.
Speaker 3: It's pretty huge. Is it the roids?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: If you didn't notice that, you'd also have to get
Speaker 1: you well. I wouldn't say you have to get your
Speaker 1: vision checked, but yeah, yeah, that does. I think we're beyond.
Speaker 4: That, Zach.
Speaker 1: Let me ask you a couple of questions that we
Speaker 1: asked Sauce yesterday.
Speaker 4: And he didn't quite have the answers.
Speaker 3: Are you going to do the Jim Carrey thing? What's
Speaker 3: the Jim Carrey said? May I asked you a question.
Speaker 3: It sounds like you're gonna get up and talk with
Speaker 3: your ass.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no, no, I haven't worked on
Speaker 1: that scene lately.
Speaker 4: Great scene. Oh thank you, Zach.
Speaker 1: So Sauce is higher than a giraffe's ass. And he
Speaker 1: opens the bathtub door right the door to the window,
Speaker 1: ish door to.
Speaker 4: The tone and high at all.
Speaker 1: I was just hammered and and uh, all right, he's
Speaker 1: simple mistake. Oh sorry, I didn't know you were in
Speaker 1: the bathtub, which and whatever. It's weird how about knocking
Speaker 1: or asking? But either way, the bathtub Chris Hockey's exposed.
Speaker 4: Why did the door stay open for so long?
Speaker 1: The great question, and it will start from the beginning,
Speaker 1: because Hawk was very audibly in the bathtub. He was singing,
Speaker 1: and I think at one time he was might have
Speaker 1: been on his phone or something. So there was no
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, you're in the bathtub. He's obviously we
Speaker 1: all knew he was in the bathtub. So Sauce opened
Speaker 1: the door knowing this man's in the tub. Yes, And
Speaker 1: then the door remained open for how long? I well,
Speaker 1: I mean, best guess in the current state of the year.
Speaker 1: Probably I'm trying to convert because it felt like an hour.
Speaker 4: But convert me probably.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, probably five to ten minutes. That's
Speaker 1: five to ten minutes too long. Yeah, let the man
Speaker 1: take a bath. It's the weirdest thing that they even
Speaker 1: have like that as an option. I guess that you
Speaker 1: can just opened the door to the hot yesterday.
Speaker 4: Why they have that?
Speaker 5: People like to party, Yeah, I mean, first of all.
Speaker 4: I suppose yeah, yeah. But the man was having a
Speaker 4: sub in the tubb. He was having a top sub.
Speaker 5: I was having a tub sub man.
Speaker 3: And let me tell you, I just go I wish
Speaker 3: I could go back to that moment right before I
Speaker 3: was rudely interrupted, because that's a damn good sub.
Speaker 4: What kind was it?
Speaker 5: It was a meatball?
Speaker 4: Yeah from where?
Speaker 5: What's that dude's name?
Speaker 4: Sandwich?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, which by far my favorite deity.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't know if he was a.
Speaker 4: Guy or just maybe it's a god a sandwich.
Speaker 3: But delicious sandwich. And everything was going perfectly, and then
Speaker 3: there was and I did you know, maybe I should
Speaker 3: post that on the Twitter machine, the stop motion of
Speaker 3: him looking in the door when he first opened the
Speaker 3: door and looked in at me. H, he does look
Speaker 3: like Jack Nicholson saying, here's here's Johnny but yeah, instead he' saying,
Speaker 3: here's saucy and he's looking right at my dog.
Speaker 5: You can tell at it. You can tell he's examining
Speaker 5: my penis.
Speaker 4: He gave a review like pretty pretty quick.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he really did, and I appreciated it. I really again,
Speaker 3: nice things. I mean everything that that has come from
Speaker 3: that has been positive except for the goiter. Yeah, the goiter.
Speaker 3: I don't mind the goiter situation. I like that people
Speaker 3: are concerned.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's exactly what if that had saved your life?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: Right? Didn't that happen to this first of one time
Speaker 3: somebody's like, hey, I'm a doctor, and yeah you gotta
Speaker 3: you gotta painty on your face?
Speaker 5: Anybody else? No, yes, you guys know that movie.
Speaker 3: You have a panty on your face. Son, you got
Speaker 3: a painty on your face? No, Nicholas Cage, Oh h
Speaker 3: raising Arizona. Yeah, I've seen it once.
Speaker 1: It was almost right after it came out, so I
Speaker 1: was way too young.
Speaker 5: I would highly encourage you to watch it again. It's
Speaker 5: top I film all the time, Is that right?
Speaker 3: Nicholas Cage has stopped a guy in a car and
Speaker 3: the guy looks out the window at him, says Son,
Speaker 3: you guys a panty on your face.
Speaker 5: It does.
Speaker 4: It's a Coen Brothers film. It's the I think it's
Speaker 4: their first one, so like late eighties.
Speaker 5: Uh well, I bet, I bet it is.
Speaker 4: It's Holly Hunters in Arizona eighty seven.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Holly hunter Man, right sure, Oh yeah, of course.
Speaker 3: What I'm saying, how was the how many pilots are there?
Speaker 3: There's twenty one of them.
Speaker 5: It seems like too many pilots.
Speaker 3: I mean, the more the merrier, I say, if you
Speaker 3: have if you have twenty one pilots, you don't have
Speaker 3: any pilots.
Speaker 1: You know, if you look up the story of what
Speaker 1: they're called twenty one pilots and the history behind that,
Speaker 1: I don't know there were titty pilots at the end
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 4: It's actually pretty depressed, pretty dark.
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 5: Is it a pilot thing?
Speaker 7: Is it?
Speaker 1: No, it's it's basically somebody there's I'm going to buche
Speaker 1: of this. But a a guy who made war planes
Speaker 1: realized he made miss there was some miscalculations, and that
Speaker 1: there was going to be these planes were going to crash.
Speaker 4: And the question was is do.
Speaker 1: They take all the pilots and the planes back and
Speaker 1: possibly lose the war or do they basically go forward
Speaker 1: and sacrifice these pilots?
Speaker 3: And how many pilots and twenty one of them? Ie,
Speaker 3: there's twenty one of them?
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sure you could probably look it up and
Speaker 1: there's probably some missing stuff, but anyway, bottom line is pressy.
Speaker 1: It's a great name for a band though. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: a good idea. Well, yeah, do you prefer twenty one
Speaker 1: or Stone Temple?
Speaker 4: I'm definitely preferred twenty one.
Speaker 1: What a great opportunity for a cover band, twenty one
Speaker 1: Stone Temple Pilot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that'd be great. I wouldn't doubt that. That's the thing.
Speaker 3: It sounds like a like a Christmas song.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Now, would you rather have a twenty.
Speaker 3: One Pilot two in the Mountain?
Speaker 1: A twenty one Pilot style band? Do STP covers? Or
Speaker 1: an STP style band? Do twenty one Pilots covers?
Speaker 4: Well? That's that's a good question because I mean, there.
Speaker 1: Really is not a lot of overlap in terms of
Speaker 1: no so what would you rather? Do you want to
Speaker 1: hear plush done by you know Tyler and Josh or
Speaker 1: Scott Wiland sing Ride?
Speaker 3: You know who was over overlap? Was sauce. He was
Speaker 3: over top of my lap looking at my penis.
Speaker 1: He was yeah, yeah, that was took a real long gander.
Speaker 3: And he smiled though. It was like it was like
Speaker 3: he was saying, that'll do pig yeah, you know, like
Speaker 3: I was, babe.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And then he started singing sticks.
Speaker 4: I did, which song I'm leaving?
Speaker 1: Did you mention him laughing hysterically at one point there
Speaker 1: was he at one like one point just started laughing
Speaker 1: very very hard, and I was scared for him. He
Speaker 1: realized the joy of well, I was super intoxicated.
Speaker 4: I was having a great time.
Speaker 5: He was having a.
Speaker 4: Great You were doing Vegas your way. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Remember when Chris all I kept saying we're having a
Speaker 5: great da.
Speaker 4: Yeah oh yeah. Play Boy yeah yeah, Playboy.
Speaker 1: Yeah you say Playboy, call everybody Playboy Yeah, call her
Speaker 1: by Hustler. I'm about that, Yeah you are. But twenty
Speaker 1: one in Los Angeles, unbelievable. Just close out the tour
Speaker 1: and Style played my favorite song of their new album,
Speaker 1: which they didn't play a few weeks ago, and that
Speaker 1: was I cried multiple times.
Speaker 4: It was good for a song.
Speaker 1: Yes, was it at the stadium where the Chargers played
Speaker 1: when the stadium was being I think, so yeah, that's so.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's a cool little stadium.
Speaker 1: There, Alean's Field, and it's it's very nice. And uh,
Speaker 1: their new album is fantastic. I love it. Fronts are
Speaker 1: very good, so good. The gal next me was from Brazil.
Speaker 1: She was very nice.
Speaker 4: Yes she was. Yes, Oh of course you did. No,
Speaker 4: no hot, he pointed at you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well obviously, I mean she's a music fan.
Speaker 4: Yeah in Brazil. Yeah, oh yeah. I took one of those.
Speaker 1: Uh those driverless taxis cool, right, amazing, yeah, freaky. They
Speaker 1: just I never really was worried or anything. You can
Speaker 1: connect your own music to it. So, and the great
Speaker 1: thing about it is there's nobody else in the car
Speaker 1: with you, so you just start singing as loudly as
Speaker 1: you want because who cares.
Speaker 4: So I was just I almost lost my voice.
Speaker 1: When you're in an uber or a taxi, do you
Speaker 1: feel restricted that you can't sing at the top of
Speaker 1: your lung? Thousand percent? I wouldn't do that to a
Speaker 1: human being in the car. But if there's nobody, how
Speaker 1: did it feel.
Speaker 3: To be on a roadway? You're in your meat?
Speaker 4: Well, I asked work in your meat?
Speaker 1: I asked a buddy of mine who had, like had
Speaker 1: I was also in I think the Phoenix area, had
Speaker 1: seen them or had driven not driven ridden with them,
Speaker 1: and I apparently they have cameras in there, so you're
Speaker 1: not supposed to supposed to.
Speaker 4: Unless you're an exhibition. It was like, it's pretty show. Yeah,
Speaker 4: just cammering.
Speaker 1: You could have a you know, one hundred megapixel super
Speaker 1: four K camera, you wouldn't be able to see it.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm sorry to hear that, brother.
Speaker 4: Yeahah, listen to the holster.
Speaker 1: I mean, if Sauce was in the back seat, you
Speaker 1: could have the Hubble telescope.
Speaker 4: That's not going to show up.
Speaker 1: He would have given Mike Johnson a worse review than
Speaker 1: he gave Chad Powers.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know if that's possible. It's pretty bad.
Speaker 8: Bone is Johnny Bones, Johnny Bones? That was Bones right, Yeah,
Speaker 8: he's coming back. He's just switching studios there. He is
Speaker 8: got coffee. He looks like he's got some kind of
Speaker 8: bagel or something on what's in the.
Speaker 4: Bank the bag bonus.
Speaker 9: Johnny Bones looked like he was having a good time
Speaker 9: doing Vegas his way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's nobody better than no better.
Speaker 5: There's nobody better and and you know he uh he
Speaker 5: just gets.
Speaker 3: It all done. You find out way to get it
Speaker 3: all done. Johnny Bones. Yeah, every time I saw you
Speaker 3: were like, hey, we're going here, do you want to
Speaker 3: go there? And I was like, boy, that sounds like fun.
Speaker 10: It's funny because I think my biggest takeaway was I'm
Speaker 10: getting much better.
Speaker 3: Being lazy did a lot.
Speaker 4: Of Uh no, you had a lot of plans. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you kept moving.
Speaker 3: You were you were a rolling stone is what I.
Speaker 4: Would call you.
Speaker 10: Well, Sunday we just I mean, we're getting a lot done.
Speaker 10: Meant well, I guess we did get a lot done.
Speaker 3: Sunday.
Speaker 10: Well, you basically sat in the bar and watched football
Speaker 10: most of day, which is also what we had done Saturday,
Speaker 10: which is also great.
Speaker 3: Got a little pool time on Sunday.
Speaker 10: Then we went to uh Spago for dinner to watch
Speaker 10: the Fountain Show and stuff.
Speaker 3: So it was great.
Speaker 5: So there was the Fountain Show was actually happening.
Speaker 10: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just the you can't
Speaker 10: see it obviously, you can't see it because they're building
Speaker 10: those bleachers there for I think Formula one.
Speaker 3: I assumed that's what that was for. Absolute, Yeah, I
Speaker 3: got by the way, I got you know, because I'm
Speaker 3: a high roller.
Speaker 4: Yeah that's cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah'd be cool. I got opportunity for five nights and
Speaker 3: free tickets to the Formula one race yesterday.
Speaker 4: No kid, I know go? Yeah, yeah, should go.
Speaker 3: I'm thinking about it.
Speaker 1: You can do the show from there. When is it
Speaker 1: November November twentieth? Yeah, you gotta go. Yeah, you think
Speaker 1: it about going? You have to because I'm sure they're
Speaker 1: great seats. Look at it like this. You could bathe
Speaker 1: in privacy. Yeah, you could slide that window open and
Speaker 1: have a tub sub, tub, sub and a rub without
Speaker 1: any or Are you.
Speaker 3: Just added another ub?
Speaker 5: Thank you?
Speaker 11: Yeah, you don't have to. I'll be there the week before,
Speaker 11: so I'll be long gone. Add another one? A tub,
Speaker 11: sub and a rub and a jug. You don't get
Speaker 11: this bit, It doesn't rhyme and some b dubs. How
Speaker 11: about how about it start there?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 3: Yeah, how about I start with the chub yep, and
Speaker 3: then I have a tub, a sub and a rub.
Speaker 3: Is that the right order?
Speaker 5: Maybe I should go chub rub, No, no, chub, I get.
Speaker 4: The sub first. Yeah, I'd eat the sub first. At
Speaker 4: least get the sub.
Speaker 1: You're because you don't want to walk in with the Chubb.
Speaker 3: But Earl is Sam and I don't perform as well
Speaker 3: even on myself from my bellies full.
Speaker 5: Oh I mean right, Johnny Bones, I.
Speaker 4: Like that even in Vegas by yourself. You're worried about
Speaker 4: your performance, Well, yeah you gotta be.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, listen, I want to treat myself.
Speaker 1: Well, you're going for a ten out of ten or what?
Speaker 1: Always aim for? Excellent? I mean not anyway, play like
Speaker 1: a champion today. So my anus works better than the
Speaker 1: computers here?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, high bar.
Speaker 1: Also an unbelievable sentence if you just tuned in and
Speaker 1: missed that thing ten minutes ago.
Speaker 5: Truth, though it didn't make it any less true.
Speaker 4: Yep, all of these computers are old.
Speaker 1: Did he just say his anus works better than the computers?
Speaker 4: What is he talking? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Well, people are tuned in to find out about the
Speaker 3: quarterback situation. Yeah, we're talking about Johnny Bone for my hero.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's awesome.
Speaker 4: You are my hero, you guy.
Speaker 5: You got to figure it out.
Speaker 3: You've got lots of money, you got a perfect marry,
Speaker 3: and your happiness levels out of ten. Yes, I'm very
Speaker 3: very happy for you. I hope you live forever.
Speaker 5: Thank you, You're welcome by I love you.
Speaker 4: Do you think you're going to no? Oh man, he
Speaker 4: answered quickly, And.
Speaker 5: The memory of the people of Las Vegas, Nevada.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they love you there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And parts of my uh DNA strain is going
Speaker 3: to live in that bathtub forever in case you guys wondering, Yeah,
Speaker 3: because I had I had a chub with a tub
Speaker 3: and rub.
Speaker 1: The sub and we did leave for a while. It's
Speaker 1: a dirty Doctor Seuss.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a good bit, man. You start writing some stuff.
Speaker 4: Up and it's a good thing you weren't on saucess roof.
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, because you will. Maybe it wouldn't be a
Speaker 1: bad thing because I have gut her helmet. Anything that
Speaker 1: falls off that roof goes right in right over the
Speaker 1: gutter helmets off the roof. Ye, So if you were
Speaker 1: what if it's a meatball sub, Yeah, would that go
Speaker 1: right into his gutters?
Speaker 4: Maybe? Maybe it would it hawks because he probably doesn't
Speaker 4: have gut her home and I have got her helmet.
Speaker 5: But I need to be cool.
Speaker 1: And all the leaves are falling, I don't have to
Speaker 1: worry about them getting into my gutter because of gut
Speaker 1: her helmet I got from Gutter Helmet mn dot com.
Speaker 1: John Bonus is here, Mike grimming a little bit, Marnie
Speaker 1: Galloner later.
Speaker 4: This is the power Trip Morning Show on the fan.
Speaker 12: Shut you's come way, rain on there.
Speaker 4: Let me enjoy it. JOm Sky.
Speaker 5: Give me a last long down, No way, I got it.
Speaker 4: Chop need a top up?
Speaker 6: Then I got it.
Speaker 1: Chop me the top for up.
Speaker 4: Then Sun I got hug me top up.
Speaker 3: Drake, eat it up for up.
Speaker 5: This song is called Chub Tub lovesuck.
Speaker 9: That so far okay of the summer.
Speaker 3: Yep, it's only thirty seconds long. I gotta I gotta
Speaker 3: put it on the loop. I will get right.
Speaker 2: I got it.
Speaker 3: Chop, need a top for up, Dennis, I gotta shop,
Speaker 3: need it up for ub Minnesota.
Speaker 4: Gotta chop, need a top for un. I know people
Speaker 4: think I'm kidding. I'm not listen to distance k This
Speaker 4: is pretty good.
Speaker 5: That's the latest from power Trip Industries.
Speaker 4: Pretty good, Yeah, pretty good, pretty day, pretty good.
Speaker 5: Got it jump for rubbed den a sub.
Speaker 3: Oh that's gonna be in the chump.
Speaker 7: All right, Goddy, it's spaghetti again.
Speaker 4: Water is pubbling. I got chop, need it's up for up.
Speaker 3: Then it's up. I got a chop.
Speaker 13: Need to this sounds like twenty one pilots up man
Speaker 13: as Christ Hockey here for chub tub rum sub.
Speaker 4: They always they endorse what you actually like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, and you've clearly said you like all
Speaker 1: of those things, so this is right in your wheelhouse.
Speaker 9: They should bring some of those things in.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the studio for us to enjoy.
Speaker 3: I think you're probably right about that. I don't know
Speaker 3: how they do it, but when they get here, can
Speaker 3: they can fix the computers as well?
Speaker 4: Do you think No? I think those are beyond fixing.
Speaker 1: I mean, look, Johnny Bones, you already know this, but
Speaker 1: I'm just going to do this hypothetically. If anybody didn't
Speaker 1: see this last night's DNA, see how many times show
Speaker 1: Heyotani safely reached base max?
Speaker 4: Did you see this number? It's preposterous. Did you make it?
Speaker 10: I went to bet at the end of the seventh inink?
Speaker 10: Oh my gosh, you know what happens game? Yeah, that's
Speaker 10: the entire game plus two? Yeah, but you do you
Speaker 10: know this data? Do you see this?
Speaker 4: I did?
Speaker 1: How many times did show Heytani safely reach base?
Speaker 4: And last night's six to five win. The Dodgers wonning
Speaker 4: eighteen innings.
Speaker 1: That ties a World Series record eighteen innings, longest game
Speaker 1: in World Series history.
Speaker 4: How many times did he safely reach base? Johnny Bones?
Speaker 10: Yes, he had eight at bats.
Speaker 3: I will say seven.
Speaker 4: Seven, Yeah, Johnny Bones.
Speaker 1: No player until last night, no player in World Series
Speaker 1: history had ever reached base safely seven.
Speaker 4: Times in a game.
Speaker 3: He did nine.
Speaker 1: He hit two home runs, He had two doubles, and
Speaker 1: then was walked five consecutive times, four of them intentionally.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: And so nine times reaching base safely. First major League
Speaker 1: baseball player in eighty three years to do that some
Speaker 1: randal that I've never heard of, and that, of course
Speaker 1: was not a World Series game.
Speaker 3: Nine times.
Speaker 4: That's insane, insanity. Good for him.
Speaker 1: Niner was one of the best sporting events I've ever
Speaker 1: watched in my life.
Speaker 4: Watched it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a baseball fan. All of the sudden old
Speaker 3: thing the tracks. I can see you being a baseball guy.
Speaker 4: I am in October. Yeah, it's hard to No, I
Speaker 4: guess it. It's hard than October.
Speaker 1: When it's one of one sixty two that's the movie
Speaker 1: is Superherokay? What I did in the bathtub in October
Speaker 1: Freddy Freeman, The Walk Off Winter He did it again?
Speaker 9: When did it end? One action forty six am or
Speaker 9: something like that?
Speaker 5: Are you kidding me? You stayed up to one forty six?
Speaker 4: I could turn it off. I did. I got a
Speaker 4: good couple hours.
Speaker 5: In but my definition, no, you did not.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm okay, a couple hours. Wow, I had a
Speaker 1: bad couple hours.
Speaker 5: You need a chub and a tub in row?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Oh gosh, I need a tub. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Really, we were going to say something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're talking amongst yourselves for a second. I'll give
Speaker 1: you a topic, Rhode Island either a road nor an
Speaker 1: island discuss.
Speaker 5: I'll just try this song.
Speaker 4: The song bangs, Thank you. I will say.
Speaker 1: They ran out of commercials after like the eleventh inning,
Speaker 1: so they had seven mornings left of just Fox primetime
Speaker 1: drama promos. There's shows out there. I hope you're watching.
Speaker 1: There's Well, there's Doc Yeah. He loves do Yeah, he
Speaker 1: loves that show.
Speaker 3: How could you not.
Speaker 1: There's a couple of game shows. I don't know what
Speaker 1: they were about. Game and Fear Factor, Oh, Fair, Factoryville,
Speaker 1: Johnny Bones, Yes, sir.
Speaker 4: Total number of pitches in last night's game.
Speaker 5: Go what's mean.
Speaker 4: Hitches with the p.
Speaker 3: That's me.
Speaker 4: Look at the man, do math. He's trying one hundred,
Speaker 4: seven hundred pitches.
Speaker 5: Anybody else If he says seven hundred, I'm going seven hundred.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh I can't over five hundred five to six
Speaker 1: hundred seven.
Speaker 4: John second, guessing himself.
Speaker 3: I want me to track my math here?
Speaker 10: Yes, eighteen times forty right, yeah, go seven hundred or
Speaker 10: seven hundred, yeah.
Speaker 1: Not a bad guess. Six hundred and nine six nine.
Speaker 1: That's a lot of pitches.
Speaker 4: That's a lot. And they got to play again tonight.
Speaker 1: They did like stat cast, you know, like where they
Speaker 1: show like the strike zone and then where the pictures. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: but they show the ball locations for like the pitches.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Well they did like five hundred of them at once
Speaker 9: on there it was.
Speaker 3: That's pretty neat.
Speaker 1: Looked like the bath they played at one point. What's
Speaker 1: that song from Annie? Uh tomorrow tomorrow? No, that's I
Speaker 1: It's called yesterday, Yeah, the day after Tuesday.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yes, it was great. It's a good game town on
Speaker 1: the West coast. They were still leaving too. It was
Speaker 1: like twenty five percent empty. That's my pie for it.
Speaker 1: The beautiful people thanks Maryland. It's all relative to the
Speaker 1: size of your steeple.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well said you get there? Right?
Speaker 3: Was Magic still there at the end?
Speaker 4: They did not show him. I think Bateman made it
Speaker 4: to the end. Jason Bateman.
Speaker 5: I do like that bit where Batman says to him,
Speaker 5: go do a podcast.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I love Jason Bateman.
Speaker 5: Yeah as well in our addresses Batman, right.
Speaker 1: I assume, so it's definitely I always thought it was
Speaker 1: his voice. Yeah, because he is Lego Batmanah, right, of course, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: got it. Chubb, Wow, you're horny today. It's Tuesday.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's tired Tuesday. I get I give the wiener off.
Speaker 4: Oh you give it off? Give it off? You really.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of mosquitos Runner, Oh, there are They're okay,
Speaker 3: they're crabs.
Speaker 4: Oh I gotta charge man.
Speaker 1: This was a real solid summer for mosquitos. And when
Speaker 1: if somebody's listening and going like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 4: There was mosquitos NonStop. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I didn't go outside. I had a real nice summer.
Speaker 1: Barely got any mosquito bites, just a couple. And I
Speaker 1: do not care for those. I don't know who does,
Speaker 1: but I definitely do not care for those. One summer
Speaker 1: you got destroyed by destroyed, destroyed. It was the day
Speaker 1: before I left for Las Vegas. Yeah, it was because
Speaker 1: it was Fourth of July weekend. I was over at
Speaker 1: Scooter and Filatio's house. We were having driveway drinks or whatever,
Speaker 1: hanging out with the whole neighborhood, and I got obliterated
Speaker 1: and it ravaged me for weeks. They wouldn't heal. It
Speaker 1: was the freaking worst I might be. Honestly, Yeah, honestly,
Speaker 1: you might be.
Speaker 3: I've got a friend you is.
Speaker 1: It's brutal, or you're just never exposed to him anymore.
Speaker 1: Maybe we're outside. I haven't built with tolerance to the
Speaker 1: mosquito bite. Man.
Speaker 4: That sucked. It was bad. But I'm not trying to no,
Speaker 4: I know, dude, it was terrible.
Speaker 1: I still have like some kind of scars from a
Speaker 1: couple of those that just because they just didn't heal,
Speaker 1: And that has altered my plan in the last couple
Speaker 1: of years, the last couple of years, when I'm about
Speaker 1: to go to Vegas for that trip, I basically tell.
Speaker 4: The neighbors, you're on your own. I'm staying indoors.
Speaker 1: I'm not getting attacked by killer Tomatoes before I go
Speaker 1: to Las Vegas.
Speaker 4: So sorry, it's a good plan. Thoh Man, that.
Speaker 1: Year was the worst. I tried every cream and salve
Speaker 1: on the planet.
Speaker 4: It didn't help. That sucked.
Speaker 10: On that topic, I was going to tell you the uh,
Speaker 10: you know, the underrated place that you should probably be
Speaker 10: looking to be propositioned for. And what also one of
Speaker 10: the reasons you probably are never propositioned in Vegas?
Speaker 4: The pool is the pool? Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: I also want to hear about your concert experience, which
Speaker 3: doesn't sound like it was great. It was not fantast
Speaker 3: Let's do a front page sports. Well.
Speaker 1: We'll answer some of those questions after this. This is
Speaker 1: the Power Tribonny Chewing the fan.
Speaker 4: See the kid in me. I want to.
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Speaker 4: Nice, thank you.
Speaker 3: Cal him down here. We are cast on thousands of
Speaker 3: Bonds is over there. Johnny Bonds lots to talk about
Speaker 3: Vegas over there. He does Vegas his way, and I'm
Speaker 3: gonna write it all down and do it the same
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Speaker 4: I do it your way, not the bonus.
Speaker 1: Listen.
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Speaker 3: Our room didn't have a tub.
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Speaker 5: I kept inviting you guys over.
Speaker 3: I didn't even invite these guys over, and they came
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Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, we were always there.
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Speaker 4: What could John Bonus do? A shower? For an hour
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Speaker 3: I knew it.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you mean, especially Joe? Wow, he just
Speaker 1: doesn't I mean he's a good guy and everything, but
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Speaker 1: But maybe that's that's kind of tranquil to just be
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Speaker 4: Not gonna use that mouth to talk, right, Yeah, this
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Speaker 9: Yes, sir, Hey I missed you guys yesterday.
Speaker 3: Hmmm, be honest, Yeah I did. Okay, I really thank you.
Speaker 4: I appreciate.
Speaker 9: Normally I'm in on Mondays, but I spent the extra
Speaker 9: day in Iowa yesterday after the not not a great
Speaker 9: football game.
Speaker 3: No, that was not fun.
Speaker 9: A great football game. Not a lot of reading, I
Speaker 9: mean value to that one. So we just move on
Speaker 9: Michigan State this week. So we had our line, Chris.
Speaker 9: We did and I think a little I'm catching a
Speaker 9: little heat for it, and so I'm going to explain
Speaker 9: a little bit of what happened. For those that aren't
Speaker 9: following you and the group, we've always had these great lines, right,
Speaker 9: movie quotes, music lyrics, what have you. So last week
Speaker 9: the Gophers were playing the Hawk gys yea And for
Speaker 9: those that weren't listening, Gene Wilder was the guy we
Speaker 9: wanted to honor, one of the all time great comedic actors.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 9: He went to the University of Iowa, which is what
Speaker 9: we usually do. We tie it to the opponent, either
Speaker 9: the guys or whoever does the quotes from there went there,
Speaker 9: what have you? And so we chose Blazing Saddles. We
Speaker 9: thought it'd be a funny little spoof to tease them
Speaker 9: and a rivalry, you know, a friendly rivalry. Matter from
Speaker 9: a guy who's from Iowa, me small town Iowa, lives
Speaker 9: outside a small town, grew up the son of a
Speaker 9: seed corn salesman. And we're gonna, you know, have a
Speaker 9: little fun back and forth, and hey, this will be
Speaker 9: a great line delivered. And I think for those that
Speaker 9: follow along and our regular listeners, it landed. They probably
Speaker 9: thought it was funny. We had a few tweets from
Speaker 9: people who thought it was maybe the best one we
Speaker 9: ever did. That said because of some stuff out of
Speaker 9: our control and how it was portrayed publicly without full context.
Speaker 9: I totally understand why people were upset, because that line
Speaker 9: is pretty jarring when you hear it just in and
Speaker 9: of itself by itself. And farmers are a proud people, Chris,
Speaker 9: you me, the whole group. We did not mean any
Speaker 9: ill will toward any farmers. They are a proud people. Look, hey,
Speaker 9: I grew up in Iowa. You guys are sick of
Speaker 9: me talking about Iowa sometimes right all the sudden. And
Speaker 9: as I mentioned, I mean, I've done farm reports, I've
Speaker 9: anchored farm reports, I currently am a host of a
Speaker 9: farm rural housing podcast, all this stuff. So for those
Speaker 9: that just weren't familiar with it, my apologies. We missed
Speaker 9: the mark a little that way, I get. I hope
Speaker 9: they understand what we were trying to do. We were
Speaker 9: trying to have fun with a rivalry from an Iowa guy,
Speaker 9: using a line from an Iowa legend to have some
Speaker 9: fun with the rivalry, and it kind of blew up
Speaker 9: on our face. In one sense, because it just didn't
Speaker 9: get presented in a manner that was in full context.
Speaker 9: We had a aggregator took the tweet and then just
Speaker 9: wrote a couple of paragraphs around it, and that was
Speaker 9: it didn't explain why we might do that. And so
Speaker 9: when you hear that line, it's jarring, and I understand that,
Speaker 9: and so I own it and my apologies to.
Speaker 4: Hawk.
Speaker 9: Look, hey, I grew up going to Iowa games. My
Speaker 9: first Iowa game was nineteen eighty.
Speaker 5: My god, I don't say that.
Speaker 9: I'm an old man fifty five today.
Speaker 3: This is what you always wanted.
Speaker 9: This is this was my dream of the fifty fifth
Speaker 9: birthday was was, you know, to have everyone in my
Speaker 9: home state hate my guts. That's that's how I wanted
Speaker 9: that to happen.
Speaker 3: Well, I did not expect that to happen. I apologize
Speaker 3: to put you in it's not.
Speaker 4: It's no one's fault. It just happened.
Speaker 9: I mean, it was my misjudge the I think, Chris.
Speaker 9: What happened was we thought it'd be fun. We probably
Speaker 9: I probably misjudged the farmer part.
Speaker 4: Of that quote.
Speaker 9: So again, yeah, no I we you know, it didn't hit.
Speaker 4: It hit for the people that get it.
Speaker 9: It hit uh, it's a it's a movie line from
Speaker 9: Blazing Saddles and here we are so boom.
Speaker 3: Well again, sorry we put you in that sport go again. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and you know, I guess I don't even know what
Speaker 3: is the name of the time.
Speaker 9: You grew up in Manchester, Iowa.
Speaker 4: That's weird, West Delaware.
Speaker 3: You are literally almost exactly two months older than me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you say, yeah, right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: Did you ever did tassel that corn?
Speaker 4: I didn't. Did tassel.
Speaker 9: Spent some of your rural Indiana?
Speaker 1: That's exactly right, Actually, Hawk, you showed sauce your detassel
Speaker 1: in vans Mercy wearing tassels.
Speaker 5: Was they don't fit me as well as they used to.
Speaker 9: But I did, however, Chris pick up rocks, walk beans,
Speaker 9: mo ditches, Bill Hay, Yeah, bailing hay iss bailing hay
Speaker 9: sucked when you're a weeklying like I am.
Speaker 3: Well, even karate in Iowa.
Speaker 5: The tasseling corn.
Speaker 3: You had to decide whether or not you wanted to
Speaker 3: protect yourself from the bugs and the and the the
Speaker 3: razor sharp leaves of a corn stock, or or be
Speaker 3: cool and get a tan. Yeah, you had to choose.
Speaker 9: Well and bailing hate right, I mean now now it's
Speaker 9: you know most of them. Most farmers use the big
Speaker 9: round bills. You don't bail like the big round bail.
Speaker 9: You were a big round bail, no doubt.
Speaker 4: And because I was.
Speaker 9: You know, you're trying to make two dollars in fifty
Speaker 9: cents an hour, three dollars an hour paid for sure
Speaker 9: for what I gave those guys.
Speaker 4: For sure.
Speaker 9: But you'd hoist that stuff up on you had to.
Speaker 9: I had to do it on my forearms to hoist
Speaker 9: it then up on the on the wagon and the ear.
Speaker 9: Your arms just got shot because I wasn't strong enough
Speaker 9: just to hoist it without a without a push.
Speaker 3: But anyway, one day I digressed, one of one day
Speaker 3: of doing that, right now, I think I would be
Speaker 3: sore for three months.
Speaker 4: Yeah, one day of doing it.
Speaker 9: Yeah, well that's that's how that And again that that
Speaker 9: we we understand, we know what they feed the world
Speaker 9: for for Gud's sake. So it again apologies on that
Speaker 9: on that mark, with that mark, we might have missed it.
Speaker 9: I wish, I wish, and I hope people take it
Speaker 9: for what we meant. We meant it in a lighthearted
Speaker 9: let's have some fun manner. And and so when people
Speaker 9: just hurt it in and of itself, just by itself
Speaker 9: and didn't have the context, it it you know it,
Speaker 9: it didn't. It hit wrong. And I even think that,
Speaker 9: like my dad grew up on a farm. I said,
Speaker 9: he was a seed corn salesman. I thought about this later.
Speaker 9: If he'd have heard that line without context, he'd have
Speaker 9: been pretty piste off. Yea, it is what it is,
Speaker 9: and we missed it, and and.
Speaker 4: Yeah it was.
Speaker 9: It was a little out of context. I don't like
Speaker 9: and when people try to use as an excuse, none
Speaker 9: of this is an excuse. Making this explains how it
Speaker 9: all unfolded and how we meant it to be in
Speaker 9: a good lighthearted nature, and we missed it. I missed
Speaker 9: it and put some people in a tough spot. And
Speaker 9: there we are.
Speaker 3: There you are. And if if you're you explained that, well,
Speaker 3: now explain what happened on the field that.
Speaker 9: Was well they have Remember last week when we were
Speaker 9: when I was on on Wednesday, I said that that
Speaker 9: defense for Iowa was was getting better. I said, at
Speaker 9: the start of the year, I was thinking, I don't
Speaker 9: know what this is going to be one of those
Speaker 9: great Iowa defenses they've had for years and years. I
Speaker 9: watched that Rutgers game last month on a Friday, and
Speaker 9: Rutgers moved up and down the field on Iowa won
Speaker 9: the game. But I'm like, man, I don't know if
Speaker 9: this Iowa team and then uh, they they handle pinned State,
Speaker 9: if their quarterback doesn't get hurt, they probably beat Indiana.
Speaker 9: And so I was a little concerned. I didn't foresee
Speaker 9: forty one three. I mean that was you know, sometimes
Speaker 9: the snowballs and stuff happens and it's out of your control.
Speaker 9: Before you know, it was thirty one nothing three minutes
Speaker 9: into the second quarter, and at that point you're just
Speaker 9: trying to you know, survive the rest of the day.
Speaker 5: Oh, we know, we had a watch party in Vegas.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I forget about and somehow it was worse
Speaker 1: than the Vikings watch Thursday got so ugly that, you know, Sauce,
Speaker 1: you and I left that watch party third quarter.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Uh, I made it to halftime with the Gopher watch party,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, all right, I'm not going to spend
Speaker 1: the rest of my Vegas time watching this trash.
Speaker 4: This game's over. Let's get the hell out.
Speaker 5: Made them look like Ohio State.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I'm just doing some math.
Speaker 9: It looks like it was seventy eight thirteen those two games.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, they've been outscored ninety points on the road
Speaker 1: in their three road Yeah.
Speaker 4: They're five and o at home.
Speaker 9: The Gophers were talking five and oh at home and
Speaker 9: oh and three on the road, and they just they've
Speaker 9: just had I mean one, it's Ohio State, right, that's
Speaker 9: a tough one. But I didn't see forty one three
Speaker 9: I will say that. And now you just I don't
Speaker 9: know how you handle it. You just flush it. I mean,
Speaker 9: as fans, you're not happy with it, and you move
Speaker 9: on and this weekend and a home game this weekend,
Speaker 9: I guess a team that hasn't won a game in
Speaker 9: the Big ten oh to five Michigan State. So uh,
Speaker 9: if you want to track back to getting into a
Speaker 9: bowl game and a nice bowl game and be in
Speaker 9: the thick of the pack and the Big Ten, that's
Speaker 9: a game. Now you've got to practice all week and
Speaker 9: get ready to win.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying it can't happen in the NFL, but
Speaker 3: college football, you destroy Nebraska one week and then you
Speaker 3: come back to next week and just get beaten into
Speaker 3: the ground.
Speaker 9: Tell you it's a week two week. College football just
Speaker 9: generally is a week two week proposition, right, and some
Speaker 9: teams get better. Injuries are a factor for some teams.
Speaker 9: Every week there's some weird surprise, and uh, you know,
Speaker 9: I don't think it's a huge surprise. Iowa was an
Speaker 9: eight point favorite in the scheme, so that that shouldn't
Speaker 9: have been a surprise. But I don't think anyone expected
Speaker 9: the outcome that it was. And everyone's got to lick
Speaker 9: their wounds and move on and hope to beat Michigan State.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I will do a much better job picking a
Speaker 3: line for you.
Speaker 4: Sorry I put you through that.
Speaker 3: I mean, look, it is we it was all that.
Speaker 4: I mean.
Speaker 9: I hope people understand what we meant it in we
Speaker 9: was going to have some fun with a rival. We're
Speaker 9: gonna have the Iowa guy, Uh, make funny. Remember I
Speaker 9: met last week. I said this line. I'm basically calling
Speaker 9: ourselves this me. I'm in that group. And and it
Speaker 9: didn't hit. It didn't hit for some and uh, and
Speaker 9: that stinks. I hope I hope now people understand a
Speaker 9: little better. Uh, for those that had no idea what
Speaker 9: we why that line was issued. When they read, you know,
Speaker 9: the aggregator article that I think has hit every Facebook
Speaker 9: page in the state of Iowa, I think so yeah,
Speaker 9: when uh, when they read that, Hopefully you know, I
Speaker 9: know you've got an army of listeners. Hopefully you know
Speaker 9: they can help us explain what was going on. And
Speaker 9: there was no ill will toward anybody that is producing
Speaker 9: the food of the world and working hard, getting up early,
Speaker 9: all that stuff.
Speaker 3: Well, we'll talk more about this week line tomorrow when
Speaker 3: you're on the patroup tomorrow.
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Speaker 1: only been one hour since the show started. And let's
Speaker 1: mention that Carson Wentz is out for the year. Carson
Speaker 1: Wentz is gonna have season ending shoulder surgery.
Speaker 4: Check us out.
Speaker 1: According to sources, here's the list of things he played through.
Speaker 1: What a champ man, This guy's a beast. Uh, dislocated shoulder,
Speaker 1: torn labrum.
Speaker 3: That's not what you think, sauce.
Speaker 4: In a fractured socket.
Speaker 5: It was the socket, not the clappical.
Speaker 3: Oh that's.
Speaker 1: So when it looked like his arm was about to
Speaker 1: fall off, and everybody's going, why isn't brosmer in there?
Speaker 4: His arm was about to fall off? Yeah, there, I
Speaker 4: don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he toughed it out and now he's definitely
Speaker 1: done for the year. Now what's interesting because they're gonna
Speaker 1: put him on season. Andy and I are in the
Speaker 1: surgeries whatever, gonna take him out. So now you have
Speaker 1: McCarthy and Brosmer for Sunday. They obviously are going to
Speaker 1: add somebody else. Maybe they bring Desmond Ritter back. They
Speaker 1: didn't do that yesterday.
Speaker 4: Did they have that? They signed?
Speaker 5: They signed John ritterd.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Oh, fantastic different one. Oh is it okay? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Either way, I'm I'm sure they're going to bring somebody
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Speaker 1: the the rookie and the first year guy.
Speaker 4: Let's go. Let's go second year GA in his first.
Speaker 3: Year KO.
Speaker 4: To day at eleven.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Ibby and uh, we'll find out more. And you know,
Speaker 3: I think, uh, I mean, we all know. I mean,
Speaker 3: that's that's a lot. That's tough, man. We knew the
Speaker 3: kid was was hurting. My god.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but props to Wins and Lieber nailed it. I
Speaker 1: mean some of us don't know what these guys go through.
Speaker 1: I'm in that camp, right, But uh, look, I thought
Speaker 1: Carson was fine, right, not right, not terrible, somewhere in
Speaker 1: the middle. But it's McCarthy time. If McCarthy was healthy,
Speaker 1: it would have been McCarthy time the entire year. But
Speaker 1: shout out to Carson for battling for what four games?
Speaker 4: Five games? What was it? Five? Five? I think so,
Speaker 4: I mean, looks up to his name. Towards the end
Speaker 4: there there's a lot of little wincing.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, he's right, he's right, he's going to miss
Speaker 9: you next week.
Speaker 4: You're very clever.
Speaker 5: Well, he's maybe leaving by the end of the show.
Speaker 4: That's just more national layout Tuesday. What really matters, though,
Speaker 4: is this Johnny Bones.
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, so we went saw a last more said.
Speaker 3: Sorry yep.
Speaker 10: So let me ask you, guys, is there a difference
Speaker 10: between like, is a residency supposed to be reflective, like
Speaker 10: it's supposed to be you're trying to be like you're
Speaker 10: covering your whole career and I want to talk about.
Speaker 5: Its.
Speaker 3: Honestly, I've seen a few of them. I saw Riba
Speaker 3: and Brooks and Dunn. I saw.
Speaker 4: Why did you do a lot?
Speaker 3: She pays somebody to do that for her. But so
Speaker 3: I've seen it done both ways. But I do believe
Speaker 3: it is kind of a reflection. I do believe it
Speaker 3: is kind of a greatest Hits if you will.
Speaker 10: Yeah, And I mean, and that's what you know, I
Speaker 10: would expect some of that, So, I mean, it opened
Speaker 10: up with her basically kind of coming out and just
Speaker 10: her in front of a curtain saying, you know, this
Speaker 10: is going to be a very personal sort of reflection
Speaker 10: I'm going to try and you know, for somebody who's
Speaker 10: tried to be fairly guarded about what has happened to her,
Speaker 10: et cetera, this is going to be she wants to
Speaker 10: reveal a lot more about herself and such, and that
Speaker 10: put the whole thing in the context of something similar
Speaker 10: to the only other time I feel like I've really
Speaker 10: seen that, and that was Springsteen, right. There was Springsteen
Speaker 10: on Broadway, right, But she's trying to do that in
Speaker 10: front of a like Spraysty's doing that in front of
Speaker 10: hundreds of people in a place where he can basically
Speaker 10: whisper and you can hear it like it is an
Speaker 10: intimate setting. And he ends up doing a very intimate show,
Speaker 10: you know, where it's just him and a guitar for
Speaker 10: the most part, or him and the piano kind of
Speaker 10: comes in occasionally. He's trying to do that in front
Speaker 10: of them, in front of a colisseum full of you know,
Speaker 10: seven thousand fans with the expectations of a Vegas show
Speaker 10: around it.
Speaker 3: Right, So she ends up.
Speaker 10: Like, yes, she kind of wants to cover pieces of
Speaker 10: her life, but those pieces of her life are like
Speaker 10: on a screen with like a movie and an actress
Speaker 10: playing her as a as a woman, as angel, as
Speaker 10: a teenager, right, and then occasionally pulling on a whiteboard
Speaker 10: and talking through you know, some mental stuff, et cetera.
Speaker 3: Like it's a ted talk.
Speaker 10: And as a result of it, it didn't hit.
Speaker 4: So can I ask you a question, Jenny Bones?
Speaker 5: Wow?
Speaker 1: Because you know, you bought a ticket expecting one thing
Speaker 1: and you got something else? Was this kind of like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, ten thousand spoons when all you made
Speaker 1: is a nice What did.
Speaker 4: You feel like?
Speaker 3: Did you find that it was ironic that you went
Speaker 3: to see a rock show and you got preached?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean it's like the equivalent of winning a
Speaker 1: lottery and dying the next it's interesting, you should say
Speaker 1: a two minutes too, they show footage of her wedding
Speaker 1: or rain.
Speaker 10: It's interesting you should call you to be preached at there, Hauk,
Speaker 10: because the literally the introduction to ironic was her was
Speaker 10: a series of film clips of her as different female
Speaker 10: characters arguing about the meaning of ironic and whether or
Speaker 10: not it's really what irony.
Speaker 4: Means and yeah, and again it was like.
Speaker 10: I mean, it was it was sort of an interesting
Speaker 10: way to approach that thing. But you just get the
Speaker 10: sense that she was just annoyed that that's an ongoing
Speaker 10: joke for thirty years, that the you know, the song
Speaker 10: title isn't necessarily nailing what iron I not irony?
Speaker 1: Right, And so Sauce breaks head down during flops weat
Speaker 1: and tears very similar whiteboard.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So in that song when she says don't you think,
Speaker 5: she means don't think.
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 10: I mean, I don't know if it just ended up
Speaker 10: being like impossible task, Like if you're going to try
Speaker 10: and reveal yourself to that, you almost have to do
Speaker 10: it in a smaller setting. You can't have a Vegas
Speaker 10: thing like that where you're trying to reveal yourself because
Speaker 10: by definition you've got Also, she's not somebody who necessarily
Speaker 10: has thrived on subtle intimate stuff it is. It is
Speaker 10: a shock factor. A fair amount of her, you know
Speaker 10: her her big songs have been you know, like, oh
Speaker 10: my god, this is a this is a angry person
Speaker 10: that's expressing that anger. So, I mean, and on all
Speaker 10: that goes with even if you're sort of like think,
Speaker 10: I mean. The other big argument about all Lasmore said
Speaker 10: is how authentic was she even back in the mid
Speaker 10: nineties when this was happening, and even ignoring that, you
Speaker 10: know it was, I felt like the whole thing felt
Speaker 10: fell a little. It didn't really hit for me.
Speaker 3: That said she hit.
Speaker 10: She played the big songs. We had lots of people
Speaker 10: in that concert. How we're real excited about it. I
Speaker 10: am not really her primary audience. Yeah, so I think
Speaker 10: a lot of people really enjoyed it.
Speaker 4: It felt a little.
Speaker 1: Was she at least polite at the end, Like when
Speaker 1: it was over, did she say thank you?
Speaker 4: India terror? She did? Actually got a great song? Was
Speaker 4: it a full house? Yeah?
Speaker 3: It was full?
Speaker 4: She usually doesn't it that any more. I got it.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, did not. I'll be the power trip and turn.
Speaker 1: But she lost her virginity to Joey Gladstone from a
Speaker 1: full house, who is Dave coolier, so zacis intimated that's
Speaker 1: she's not a big fan of Full House.
Speaker 5: Interesting. Okay, thank you for that.
Speaker 4: Welcome. Good you're very clever. I'm gonna miss you next week.
Speaker 3: I'm not you know, it does seem like I do
Speaker 3: think that that is, if you're going to do that
Speaker 3: kind of show, you need to make sure you advertise
Speaker 3: it's going to be that kind of show. But that's
Speaker 3: not her responsibility, I guess, But I will say this,
Speaker 3: it does seem.
Speaker 5: Like the the wrong a city to be doing a
Speaker 5: show like that.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean it seems like an impossible task.
Speaker 5: Yeah, right, because people came there to party, and I'm guess, like.
Speaker 1: My learned, no no one wants you're a ted talk
Speaker 1: when you're point five.
Speaker 4: And when you've.
Speaker 10: Got it came off as clumsy, right, But I don't
Speaker 10: know that there's a way to pull that off, Like,
Speaker 10: I don't know that you can pull off that that
Speaker 10: sort of piece. When you are in a Vegas you've
Speaker 10: got to choose one the other. And generally what I've
Speaker 10: seen when I've seen residencies there, whether it's Pitbull or
Speaker 10: John Legend or whatever, like we're.
Speaker 4: Just gonna go big.
Speaker 10: Let's just have We've got all these research, let's have
Speaker 10: a is not gonna do a Ted talk? You know,
Speaker 10: I might, I might like learning a little bit more
Speaker 10: about Pitt Bull's life.
Speaker 1: And there well a different time in different place though, right, yeah, correct, right,
Speaker 1: he can do a he can do a Ted talk.
Speaker 9: At a library in Miami. So Elena should have been.
Speaker 6: Like, thank you prostitutes, Yes, the gambling, keep going, thank
Speaker 6: you tubbing the sub Okay.
Speaker 1: More of what really matters after this, more scores, more stats,
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Speaker 5: Thank you, Zacho Directo.
Speaker 3: Hey, this is Rocket Club and we are playing a
Speaker 3: show for the Minneapolis Heart Institute Foundation. I get a
Speaker 3: chance to open up for Cole Swindell at the Armory.
Speaker 4: What's talking about that?
Speaker 3: I'm going to.
Speaker 5: Guess we're probably gone seven or eight or nine or ten.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure we will be there.
Speaker 5: Thank you. That's awesome.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the Heart three to sixty concept for heart research.
Speaker 3: It's fridaying over fourteenth at the Armory. Looking forward to
Speaker 3: playing that show with a Cole Swindell, Priscilla Block, Peyton
Speaker 3: Smith and a rocket club and.
Speaker 5: There are some tickets available.
Speaker 3: There's VIP experience all that stuff too, and we will
Speaker 3: be talking to a hard doctor by the way, a
Speaker 3: little bit later today on the show about the reason
Speaker 3: they're doing the show and why men and women alike.
Speaker 5: Need to pay more attention to what's going on with
Speaker 5: their own ticker.
Speaker 3: So it's a quick phone interview today about eight o'clock
Speaker 3: with a doctor in that organization, and then we'll talk
Speaker 3: to Jonathan Gernard, who's got a lot of heart as
Speaker 3: well after that. So let's to get to So come
Speaker 3: on out please at the Armory. Watch me pretend I'm
Speaker 3: John bon Jovi on a giant stage. It canna be fine.
Speaker 4: Have you played at the Armory before?
Speaker 3: I never have. That's going to be I can't wait. Man,
Speaker 3: that's a great room. We've all seen a concert.
Speaker 4: There, right, many. I've only seen boxing there.
Speaker 7: I've never seen actually seen a concert there, but it's
Speaker 7: awesome for boxing.
Speaker 4: And Max and I saw slam poetry there once. Yeah,
Speaker 4: we did.
Speaker 9: We participated. Yeah, it was a battle.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, we just you know, saying cash money lyrics.
Speaker 4: It was deep.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 4: Elton John was there.
Speaker 3: Last night for the the people who checked out our ears, right, yes, yeah, right,
Speaker 3: no kidding, yeah yeah. Strangely enough, I used to park
Speaker 3: there when I first started doing my work with the Vikings.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I used to be a partner garage, right yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And of course the Lakers won a few championships there,
Speaker 5: right yeah.
Speaker 10: So now you guys aware that the in the target
Speaker 10: field in the town Ball tavern, the bar down the
Speaker 10: near the left field top pole, that the wooden floor
Speaker 10: there is the floor from the armory that the Lakers
Speaker 10: won those championships hip. That is in the town Ball
Speaker 10: tavern around the bar area is that hardwood floor from
Speaker 10: the armory that the Lakers won the championships.
Speaker 1: I still think one of the coolest little things I
Speaker 1: know everybody in the Twin Cities knows this.
Speaker 4: This is not breaking news.
Speaker 1: But the seat, the red seat that set them all
Speaker 1: of America where the killer brew home run was hit.
Speaker 1: That's so cool that it's just there behind the log ride. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's so sweet because it just looks like a random
Speaker 1: chair on the wall. You're like, what the hell is that?
Speaker 1: I mean, if you're out of if you're an out
Speaker 1: of town or you're probably very confused that there's a
Speaker 1: random stadium seat against the wall.
Speaker 4: It is sweet.
Speaker 3: It's super cool, though weird is it though?
Speaker 1: That the most interesting thing about target Field is the
Speaker 1: floor in a bar.
Speaker 3: That's supposed to me?
Speaker 1: Oh, come on, man, what matters scores and stats around
Speaker 1: the world of sports and between Crystal change your life
Speaker 1: with something else.
Speaker 4: I mentioned last segment that Carson Wentz is out for
Speaker 4: the year.
Speaker 1: Let's stay on that fun injury news. Aunt is going
Speaker 1: to miss at least two weeks. According to sources, oh
Speaker 1: Man he played three minutes during the home opener against Indiana,
Speaker 1: then had quote hamstring tightness, but now they're saying it's
Speaker 1: a strain. It's going to be reevaluated in a week
Speaker 1: or so, but he's expected to miss.
Speaker 4: At least two weeks.
Speaker 5: That's a tenth of a tenth of the tenth of
Speaker 5: a season.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Wolves did play the Nuggets last night, and
Speaker 1: we're actually kicking some ass without Aunt.
Speaker 4: They were up eight at halftime, give or take.
Speaker 1: I think it was eight, and then they got absolutely
Speaker 1: blown out in the third, forty five to twenty nine.
Speaker 1: It was basically over after that. The joker at a
Speaker 1: triple double. Jamal Murray had forty three points. So the
Speaker 1: Wolves fall to two and two, the Nuggets up to
Speaker 1: two and one. Jade McDaniels with the team high twenty
Speaker 1: five points for Minnesota.
Speaker 4: The Wolves host the Los Angeles Lakers.
Speaker 1: And Red Hot Austin Reeves tomorrow at eight thirty. Between
Speaker 1: Thursday with Vikings and now today, has a Minnesota sports
Speaker 1: team won at all?
Speaker 3: The Wolves beat the Lakers Friday night.
Speaker 7: They they they won, They won on Sunday, even though
Speaker 7: they went on Sunday Sunday on Sunday, but they actually
Speaker 7: lost because they lost Anthony Right, I.
Speaker 10: Won because I bet on the Lakers.
Speaker 4: What matters, though, is this.
Speaker 3: Power of injury report as well. Corey's got a broken soul.
Speaker 3: Oh he's going to be checked checked.
Speaker 4: In pe and blood.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Sauce has got a swollen head. That's what the
Speaker 3: doctors think for.
Speaker 2: Sure.
Speaker 5: What's going on with that?
Speaker 4: I hope not back.
Speaker 3: So I've been diagnosed with a wrinkle testicle sack.
Speaker 5: They're gonna check on that. Sorry, yeah, thank you. I
Speaker 5: appreciate it.
Speaker 4: Spend less time in the bathtub.
Speaker 3: Well that's what they told me, and I can't do it.
Speaker 3: X has gotten it, says extended or distended penis.
Speaker 5: I'm not sure of this.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's just just normal. It's just what it looks like.
Speaker 3: Looking at the other injuries here, Zach's got a broken heart.
Speaker 3: Oh god, again, real.
Speaker 4: Too real, because of that guy? Still your guy? Yeah,
Speaker 4: all right, now do Rosie.
Speaker 3: Oh nothing, nothing's happened to him yet.
Speaker 4: Hasn't happened to him yet? Really? All right, turn your turn.
Speaker 4: I just gave you the injury play of that count
Speaker 4: number yep, that counts.
Speaker 1: Monday Night Football last night, the Chiefs continue to win
Speaker 1: twenty eight to seven over Washington. Mahomes three touchdowns, two
Speaker 1: hundred and ninety nine yards, a couple of picks, but
Speaker 1: they win. They're up to five and three Washington balls
Speaker 1: to three and five. Travis Kelcey ninety nine yards in
Speaker 1: a touchdown that was the eighty third touchdown of his career.
Speaker 4: That you know what, hang on unless you guys read this,
Speaker 4: you're ready, don't guess.
Speaker 1: That ties him with somebody for the most touchdowns and
Speaker 1: Chiefs franchise history.
Speaker 3: Who did it time with?
Speaker 1: If you read it, don't guess. No cheating Priest, that
Speaker 1: is the correct answer. Priest Holmes, Priest homes he had.
Speaker 1: Priest Holmes had he was a beat.
Speaker 9: He was about a five year run where he was
Speaker 9: an unstoppable force.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what takes balls. Naming your kid, Priest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Priest Lamberts, how about this game for week nine?
Speaker 4: My next kid?
Speaker 9: The Lord.
Speaker 4: Is great music. Hey man. There's a lot of people
Speaker 4: named Jesus.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of Mohammed's out there. Yeah, a lot
Speaker 1: of x News, a lot of Vish News, a lot
Speaker 1: of Thors, a lot of zeus Is. There's a lot
Speaker 1: of Xenus. There's literally a guy named God, Sham God. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's a legend too, Sham God.
Speaker 9: One of the most legendary sports that he can or
Speaker 9: do you play U c l A is Providence?
Speaker 4: Wasn't God? Sham God a Providence guy.
Speaker 3: He's a coach now too.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what do I think he was? Providence? It doesn't
Speaker 4: matter because you know it is God.
Speaker 8: God.
Speaker 5: Do you think is that what people say?
Speaker 4: God?
Speaker 5: You have to it's his first name.
Speaker 4: Yeah, com here God, damn it.
Speaker 1: God.
Speaker 4: He's not a real god though. He's a sham God.
Speaker 3: No God, sham that's a great name for a band.
Speaker 4: Sham sham God. Every God is a sham God. You
Speaker 4: that's right, that's right. What really matters is.
Speaker 3: This the island of him Bejima, Japan, has a single
Speaker 3: set of traffic lights turns green only once a year
Speaker 3: to teach kids how to cross roads safely before they
Speaker 3: move to mainland. This is a traffic light. Wait till
Speaker 3: this thing turns like this, and then go in case
Speaker 3: you're wondering how the class went.
Speaker 10: And my experience is that in Japan they a'll pay
Speaker 10: a lot of attention to that. Actually, yeah, they do, yes,
Speaker 10: something across against too often. Yeah there, and uh, Scandinavia
Speaker 10: in general, Oh really yeah, Norway, Sweden? You you wait,
Speaker 10: you wait lest the little sob run over your toes.
Speaker 4: And then patients, Yeah, a little bit of patience.
Speaker 1: Geme in his little Wild host Winnipeg tonight at seven o'clock.
Speaker 4: Right here on the fan.
Speaker 1: The Wild are three five and two. Winnipeg is a
Speaker 1: pretty good six and three. They have not lost on
Speaker 1: the road yet. They are three and o on the road.
Speaker 1: Mark Schiffley of Winnipeg has played nine games, right, there
Speaker 1: were six and.
Speaker 4: Three is played in all nine? Yeah? Well, mister, how
Speaker 4: many goals does Mark Schiffley have? Nine games?
Speaker 2: Nine?
Speaker 5: Are you singing no games?
Speaker 3: Or in eight?
Speaker 4: John's good at this? He has eight goals already. Wow,
Speaker 4: through nine games. That's good. That's almost a goal of game.
Speaker 4: It almost is God, sham God. What really matters is this?
Speaker 3: It sounds like a Shakespeare line. I have to say
Speaker 3: it like that. The B thirty six Peacemaker aircraft, developed
Speaker 3: in the nineteen forties, operated to six prop engines and
Speaker 3: four jet engines, had a range of ten thousand miles,
Speaker 3: a service ceiling of forty thousand feet, the longest wingspan
Speaker 3: of any combat aircraft, and could fly for forty hours
Speaker 3: straight without the need to refuel.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 5: B thirty six piecemaker?
Speaker 1: Now would Alanis Morisset John Bonus think it's ironic that
Speaker 1: a combat airplane is called the peacemaker.
Speaker 3: I bet you she would. Yeah, I believe there's variety
Speaker 3: of hangar.
Speaker 1: Whil you do a fifteen minute speech about that exact point.
Speaker 1: Was it forty sings?
Speaker 10: Was it a functioning aircraft such that the twenty one
Speaker 10: pilots drove it felt like they wouldn't fall out of the.
Speaker 4: Air full circle? Man, thanks for listening to the whole show.
Speaker 5: I appreciate that somebody answered the question though, Yes, okay,
Speaker 5: thank you, Yes.
Speaker 4: Most likely.
Speaker 1: I mean the twenty one pilot's name origin story is
Speaker 1: pretty good. But there's a couple of bands that have
Speaker 1: way more interesting ones. Bare Naked ladies. Yeah, that story
Speaker 1: is incredible. What is it?
Speaker 9: I don't know.
Speaker 12: I don't I know what it is.
Speaker 9: For?
Speaker 3: Really, I do I know what they wanted people to
Speaker 3: to have to put on their their thing outside of
Speaker 3: their their club Bear naked ladies. That's pretty exactly brilliant
Speaker 3: live tonight naked ladies.
Speaker 4: That is that a similar Is that a similar prank
Speaker 4: to honesty?
Speaker 1: The band the Who? Is that what they wanted to?
Speaker 1: I don't know, like we're gonna go see the Who?
Speaker 1: I know that's the comedy, Like is that the bit
Speaker 1: or even the band yeah, and the band was just
Speaker 1: that was uh Bob, and he would just call them
Speaker 1: the band the band.
Speaker 9: You think it's the same thing with Zonkers as well.
Speaker 3: That's exactly right. Yeah, yeah, because you're you're you know,
Speaker 3: zongkh The NBA. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: The NBA is reportedly going to enhance systems aimed at
Speaker 1: catching unusual betting patterns or activity. They sent a memo
Speaker 1: to all thirty teams, basically, you know, telling the players
Speaker 1: don't be idiots. Although I don't think that's ever stopped
Speaker 1: them in the past, definitely didn't stop Terry Rose. Your
Speaker 1: point is is they are going to find ways to
Speaker 1: red flag unusual activity even more quickly and swiftly. Let's
Speaker 1: see if it works. Whatever that means, that's what they're saying.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means. I mean, I know
Speaker 1: what it means. I just don't know how they're gonna
Speaker 1: do it. What really matters is this.
Speaker 3: When I were to say.
Speaker 5: These words I want you guys to I tried to identify.
Speaker 3: What they are.
Speaker 12: We've all got them. Palatine rugae, We've all got these. Yeah,
Speaker 12: so this is like a body part. Maybe palatine rugae.
Speaker 3: Are you g a e.
Speaker 4: Oh, taste buds?
Speaker 3: Were you very close?
Speaker 4: Finger toe prints?
Speaker 3: Palatine, You said taste buds was close?
Speaker 5: Yeah, on the top of your very close palatine.
Speaker 3: Rugae are unique to every person and can be used
Speaker 3: to I D courses.
Speaker 4: Really yeah, wow, interesting.
Speaker 5: I thought so too, That's why I did it. Thank you,
Speaker 5: Palatine rugae.
Speaker 4: Playing the Seventh Street entry.
Speaker 1: That's what Zach orders at Olive Garden and on the
Speaker 1: other that's Zach sith lord name correct.
Speaker 3: Mine are weird and rather pronounced the roof of your mouth. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: mine's mine. Mine's pretty pronounced. I you know, I've got
Speaker 3: a whole lot of Neanderthal DNA and me. I really
Speaker 3: it's a truth.
Speaker 7: Thing again, hockeys didn't discriminate. No, it's not even down
Speaker 7: the line that thing with that.
Speaker 4: Giant forehead, which you don't think I will watch me?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Well, you know women, the.
Speaker 3: Old joke about the cows, you know of the two bulls, right,
Speaker 3: you know, for us, it was like, I don't know
Speaker 3: what that is down there, but I'm gonna walk down
Speaker 3: and bang all yeah.
Speaker 4: Correct, man, yep, oh yeah, what's wrong with Chris Day?
Speaker 4: Don't worry about it. He's just got too much Neanderthal. Yeah,
Speaker 4: he's got it all over. Oh no, this all over
Speaker 4: the Baptis this month. Yeah, my turn.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Hey, go for basketball season. Let's go just six days away.
Speaker 1: Shout out to Eco Mave and the go for basketball team.
Speaker 1: They host Gardner Webb on Monday at seven o'clock, so
Speaker 1: we're almost to go for basketball season.
Speaker 4: Sweet man.
Speaker 5: Oh, I can't believe they bring one guy in to
Speaker 5: play an entire team.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hang out one second sight to see he's not
Speaker 1: even a basketball player.
Speaker 14: I saw this yesterday and now I don't have it
Speaker 14: in front of me. Hang on, talk amongst yourselves. Rhode
Speaker 14: Island neither a road nor an island. Discuss I've never been.
Speaker 14: It's a very small state. Have you been smallest in
Speaker 14: the Union?
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 3: Have any of you been?
Speaker 4: My girls were just there two months ago. I thought
Speaker 4: you were underwhelmed. Have you bonus?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 10: Lots of mansions, beautiful. It's where the New York industrialists
Speaker 10: at the end of the eighteenth century would or nineteenth
Speaker 10: century would go for their They all build vacation homes,
Speaker 10: enormous estates.
Speaker 4: All right here. It is last one.
Speaker 3: When you go, that's what you do. You tour great
Speaker 3: old houses.
Speaker 1: See the writers at SI dot com, which is a
Speaker 1: website not owned by John Bonus. Oh yet, they ranked
Speaker 1: three hundred and sixty five college basketball teams.
Speaker 4: That's insane. Oh okay, where do they have the Gophers?
Speaker 1: Out of the three hundred and sixty five teams they ranked,
Speaker 1: where do they have the Golden Gophers for this upcoming season?
Speaker 4: Three sixty six, one eight one, one eighty one? What
Speaker 4: do you say?
Speaker 1: Two thirty four, two thirty four, forty eight, three hundred
Speaker 1: three sixty six. Wow, you guys know they're in the
Speaker 1: Big ten?
Speaker 4: Correct? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Forty eight?
Speaker 4: Okay, ten? I mean I thought that was.
Speaker 1: A hint, just for a perspective here, Uh, they have
Speaker 1: them fifteenth in the Big Ten, fifty eighth overall, forty
Speaker 1: number number fifty eight five eight.
Speaker 4: Good, We'll take that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys, forget you guys forgeting. Out of the
Speaker 1: three sixty five, there's a couple one hundred teams that.
Speaker 4: I could probably be on the bench for. Yeah, Gardner
Speaker 4: Webb the.
Speaker 1: Slight exaggeration, Yeah, Gardner web right, blow that team out
Speaker 1: in back. Can let me see, let me see how
Speaker 1: far do we have to scroll to hit Gardner Web
Speaker 1: They in the.
Speaker 3: Bubble at this point.
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Is that?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that they would make a tournament.
Speaker 3: Yeah it is not Mars, but they're already pissed.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm at one fifty and still haven't seen Gardner Webb,
Speaker 1: Who's dead last? Frank stallone? Really North North he poor?
Speaker 1: Come on, poor North hennepin.
Speaker 4: Peter North He Yeah, I still haven't seen.
Speaker 5: He's a large donor.
Speaker 4: Wow, well played.
Speaker 5: You should see the Peter Nord Gymnasium.
Speaker 4: Oh my yeah, slippery floor, it really is.
Speaker 9: Yeah, pol vaults out, Dakota's three. Oh, get in the pool.
Speaker 1: By the way, Gardner Webb number three hundred and twenty,
Speaker 1: who can't lose to that team? Who's dead Last? Dead Last?
Speaker 1: Is three sixty five? Is Mississippi Valley State talk squad?
Speaker 5: Yeah that Yeah, that's where I think Ted Power's go.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't care what you say. Great show, and I
Speaker 3: don't know they got one episode left. I have no
Speaker 3: idea how they're going to get out of this mess.
Speaker 3: And I mean it. There was a there was a
Speaker 3: storyline in the last episode here where it took a left.
Speaker 3: I did not see coming, and I don't know how
Speaker 3: they're gonna get out of it. I can't wait to
Speaker 3: see what they do. And you guys can make fun
Speaker 3: of me how you want. I don't care. It's a
Speaker 3: good show and there's people out there who who enjoy
Speaker 3: life like I do, who like it as well.
Speaker 4: All Right, Martie Goellner in a second more the Power Trip?
Speaker 4: Won'dn't you after this on the fan?
Speaker 7: Come on,