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Speaker 1: So we have heard many, many, many stories over the

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Speaker 1: But I do say this, she goes so often that

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Speaker 2: Mathematically speaking, I mean.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure. Now a lot of times it is

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Speaker 2: I disagree.

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Speaker 1: I know you do.

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Speaker 3: But would you ever use door Dash or Instacart to

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Speaker 2: Are you insane? I don't look fun out of it.

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Speaker 4: And it's also I can't stand that because I have

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Speaker 4: out for you, Like they don't give a rip the bananas.

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Speaker 1: My wife's done that a lot recently. And it's a

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Speaker 5: Oh really, you like so much easy? Like especially with

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Speaker 5: Costco the costco does it matter?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Wait what delivers or brings it to you?

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Speaker 1: Like in the parking delivery.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it's especially with Costco. Game change.

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Speaker 5: Don't want to go So like if my wife is like, hey,

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Speaker 5: I can't go, do you want to go? We both

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Speaker 5: like five six times. I don't understand what where things are.

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Speaker 5: So it's one hundred percent worth the eating the door

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Speaker 5: dash and stuff like that isn't worth it to me.

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Speaker 1: I can just go pick it up, okay. But like,

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Speaker 5: Yeah, sometimes with this with Vonds, where like I'll go

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Speaker 1: But with Costco's I'm with Emily though. I like to

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Speaker 4: No, because I see those like DoorDash people going to

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Speaker 2: They don't give a rimp.

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Speaker 1: They're just well the people in the grocery store workers

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Speaker 2: They don't care.

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Speaker 4: There's this thing that I see at Walmart all the time.

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Speaker 1: Side hustle of shop at four pieces.

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Speaker 2: I should do it.

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Speaker 1: I want those workers would start requesting you the seriously,

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Speaker 1: You should argue that. Okay, So yeah, Samuel goes to

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Speaker 1: There's no gray, it's black and white. There's a gray area,

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Speaker 4: So I was at the grocery store the other day

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Speaker 4: No, they launched the stuff when I get my cans

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Speaker 4: And so I get to the conveyor belt and put

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Speaker 4: And I'm standing there and she kind of finishes the

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Speaker 2: I was so like shocked. I didn't see this coming.

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Speaker 4: two is in my bag. So then I'm now I'm like, okay,

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Speaker 2: The two avocados should count as one item.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, we're arguing this, Oh this is And I have.

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Speaker 4: A backup for that because I know when you scan

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Speaker 4: only scan it once. And they ask you how many

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Speaker 4: avocados you have? You say two, so it's technically one

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Speaker 4: scan here here is technically wrong.

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Speaker 1: Hang on, I do have one question. What this will

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Speaker 1: help me determine whether or not you're are a scumbag.

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Speaker 1: Was the avocados out and about separated or were they

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Speaker 2: They were out and about okay.

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Speaker 1: Well that's a separate items. If they were in the bag,

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Speaker 1: that's one item.

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Speaker 3: Because couldn't you make the same argument Emily for crackers

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Speaker 3: you only have to scan it once and then you

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Speaker 3: just hit the little two button two boxes of crackers.

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Speaker 2: You don't have to They don't when you scan crackers then, do.

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Speaker 3: You know how like checkers, like they have the power

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Speaker 3: to do that if you have multiple of something, they

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Speaker 2: They do, but it doesn't prompt you to do that

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Speaker 1: You just not on like self check. But I'm just

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Speaker 4: I'm saying because avocado, technically you always only scan it once.

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Speaker 1: You don't scan it on the blue items.

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Speaker 2: But it asked you items, but it asked you how many. Yes,

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Speaker 2: it asked you how many, and you have to put too.

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Speaker 1: But it's one scan.

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Speaker 2: It's one scan.

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Speaker 2: What's the thing.

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Speaker 1: I am stunned that anybody would actually say something about

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Speaker 5: You have, like on purpose you want are too long?

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Speaker 5: I only have thirteen? What ever, I mean, I agree

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Speaker 5: with I'm clutching.

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Speaker 1: I was behind you.

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Speaker 2: What would you do?

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Speaker 1: Know?

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Speaker 2: You wouldn't wait, you're counting? Are you stay on your breath?

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Speaker 1: I would, I would go thirteen? Okay, I mean enough,

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Speaker 2: Are you crazy?

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Speaker 1: Are you crazy? To get arrested? But I listen, I

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Speaker 4: You've got a five item window, ten.

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Speaker 1: Less ten items or less like that, because.

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Speaker 5: I consider smaller items not really one item like a paum.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not an item. It is an item. You stand,

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Speaker 1: it's an item. Hold on? Yeah, okay, I'm shocked at

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Speaker 1: the checker said something because eleven, that's so you know,

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Speaker 1: come on, thirteen, that's ridiculous. But eleven, you know? Okay?

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Speaker 1: But is she wrong?

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Speaker 2: Is what the lady wrong? Or me wrong?

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Speaker 1: Well, you're definitely wrong, definitely wrong. You're definitely wrong. I

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Speaker 1: Your theory is.

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Speaker 2: It's one scan. It's for me, it's how many scans?

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Speaker 4: And that's one ten scans are less?

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Speaker 1: What is ten adams are less? You tell me? You

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Speaker 1: tell me, man, I don't go to the store. I

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Speaker 4: I feel like just counts as one because this one

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Speaker 4: skin and I'm gonna stick by that and I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: But did you do it again?

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Speaker 1: Damn, damn, shut your mouth. I don't want it. I

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Speaker 1: don't need your mouth. A reporter, okay, for doing her

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Speaker 1: job informing you would have done.

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Speaker 2: It me out of that. You know, I wasn't having

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Speaker 2: a good day. Shut up.

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Speaker 1: Everybody. So So anyway, if you see this woman in

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Speaker 1: the checker, will you avoid her now?

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Speaker 2: Of course I will. Yeah, she's a bitch.

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Speaker 1: She was, you said yourself. She was very nice.

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Speaker 4: About it, but kind of not at the same She

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Speaker 4: when I said the avocado scan thing, she goes she

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Speaker 1: That's ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: What you're saying is ridiculous, not ridiculous laughing.

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Speaker 1: have an argument because it's even.

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Speaker 2: More work take one of them out of the bag

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Speaker 2: and scan it.

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Speaker 1: Well, no, they do the thing where they are and

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Speaker 1: it works and then they end up typing whatever. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but you technically you're wrong. Technically you're wrong.

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Speaker 2: I don't think so.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I don't think so.

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Speaker 2: I will be doing this again, Oh myk you alrighty okay,

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Speaker 2: this lesson not learned, Not learned,