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Speaker 3: get to today, including Mark Parrishon and Parker Fox and
Speaker 3: a cast of thousands. Here's Larry Miller with some comedy.
Speaker 3: It's National Take the Stairs Day. Come on in. I
Speaker 3: am glad you are here.
Speaker 5: There are certain things everyone in our country has in common.
Speaker 5: Here is one working out as a waste of time.
Speaker 5: It is, it's a stupid waste of time. A friend
Speaker 5: of mine runs marathons. He's always talking about this runners high,
Speaker 5: but he has to go twenty six miles for it.
Speaker 5: That's why I smoke and drink. I get the same
Speaker 5: feeling from a flight of stairs. I'm saving time everywhere.
Speaker 5: It isn't just why do we waste time like that?
Speaker 5: Here's a little message to every good athlete in the
Speaker 5: audience here tonight. Every hour you're in the gym working out,
Speaker 5: I'm in a bar talking to your girlfriend. I may
Speaker 5: not be strong, but I'm there.
Speaker 3: Lift that.
Speaker 6: The FSA and fetus on your side. You hear the
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Speaker 3: My power.
Speaker 1: Morning Joe, Wednesday, January fourteenth, Hello, Hi, good morning, there
Speaker 1: you are there you are.
Speaker 3: There's YouTube. Hi morning, the Edge, the drummer and the
Speaker 3: bass player as well.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say how many total people are in
Speaker 1: YouTube and what are the other names?
Speaker 2: There are four of them, four total.
Speaker 3: Bono, the Edge, Rod Carew.
Speaker 1: Birthday stock and he concluded, so good U POPI Longstocking,
Speaker 1: Wow Long Stockings on bass.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you knew it when I asked you when we
Speaker 3: were at the concert. I know it's in there, man.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 3: I was reading this thing last night in this book
Speaker 3: about uh your brain and how uh uh the your
Speaker 3: unconscious is always working to figure things out. And if
Speaker 3: you look at it directly you can't see it. But
Speaker 3: if you look away and let your unconscious work. It's
Speaker 3: in there. So I know those names are in there.
Speaker 3: I just can't remember them because I'm thinking about them.
Speaker 1: Hmm. Maybe a Brad Brad No, Kevin no, no, hold on, yeah,
Speaker 1: let me see if these names are right. Jordan, No, Danny, Joey, Jonathan.
Speaker 3: Donnie was on your wall right now, aren't you?
Speaker 2: None of those? No, damn, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Let's start with the Adams. Yeah, Adam is a Adam
Speaker 3: is A hold on, Adam is Adam. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: Just the bass player, Adam Clayton.
Speaker 3: Clayton, that's it.
Speaker 1: Yes, John Clayton's dad. Yes, brother no brother, no dad.
Speaker 1: It was a really weird family. It's one of those
Speaker 1: bits genetically that's accurate. No, remember Bono is the record?
Speaker 3: Is the record?
Speaker 2: Yeah? You'll never guess the other guy's name. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: challenge except just give me the first one to start with.
Speaker 3: It's Larry Temple Hawk. It's Larry. Hold on, look at you, Larry, Yeah, Larry.
Speaker 2: What's the last name.
Speaker 3: Star with m Mondela guy?
Speaker 2: Brilliant? You got the first letter right, Larry.
Speaker 3: O Hell Larry Moo curly No shemp, shep shemp No,
Speaker 3: I remember Mullin Mullen. That's yeah, Larry Mullen Jr. And
Speaker 3: Chris Mullen's brother.
Speaker 2: And dad and dad weird.
Speaker 3: So you're saying, we both have dads who are also
Speaker 3: our brothers who should be in a band together or
Speaker 3: Game of Thrones, and then and Dan all time.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna get to him.
Speaker 3: And Dan. Yeah, Hi, good morning, how we got How
Speaker 3: are we doing this morning?
Speaker 2: Gain we're doing?
Speaker 1: We're doing well, wonderful in fairness. Woke up so well,
Speaker 1: you know, nothing's happened so far. I mean I drove
Speaker 1: to work successfully. There, that's good. So then it's so
Speaker 1: far it's a good day.
Speaker 2: Best step one.
Speaker 3: Hey, that's another thing the unconscious mind does drive driving
Speaker 3: to work.
Speaker 1: I do that all the time. That's one of the
Speaker 1: every driver experiences. It's still worse, especially on a long
Speaker 1: road trip. We you go about twenty thirty miles and
Speaker 1: then you snap out of that. Oh my god, what
Speaker 1: was I thinking about? And then you realize how long
Speaker 1: have I been zoned out?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: But your brain just autopilots the entire time. But if
Speaker 3: some still terrifracs in front of you, your brain's right
Speaker 3: there doing his job. Yeah, that's the unconscious mind work.
Speaker 1: That's a little disorienting though, to realize how long you've
Speaker 1: been completely spacing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like, how do you Arkansas? Right?
Speaker 2: That was on my way to work?
Speaker 3: And why is Common still talking on the phone? You
Speaker 3: answer your phone?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh?
Speaker 3: Especially when he calls me three times in a row?
Speaker 3: Does he call you?
Speaker 2: Al No, I wish you did, but.
Speaker 1: And you having to answer It is essentially beetlejuice, not
Speaker 1: the one from the Howard Searg show.
Speaker 2: If he calls three times, you have to answer.
Speaker 8: And my favorite is is he'll be like, he'll call,
Speaker 8: he'll call again, and then he'll text me call me
Speaker 8: asap in all caps, and then you call.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, oh, god, did like his deuce?
Speaker 1: Hurt?
Speaker 2: What's going on here?
Speaker 3: It's nothing, It's it's always it has.
Speaker 8: To be Yes, you're both correct, And it's just a
Speaker 8: savage Rosie about how he was droning on about some
Speaker 8: basketball take and neither Common or tenor we're listening, it's
Speaker 8: always something about hammering Rosen.
Speaker 3: I don't know why you guys are so mean to him.
Speaker 3: I don't either, And he's mad at me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's well, you bet that his podcast. You him.
Speaker 2: I didn't rip him.
Speaker 3: I took the percentages. That's what I do. I'm a
Speaker 3: math guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, And of course I'm the opposite. I'm
Speaker 2: all emotion. You always are.
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't do analytics. So I just bet with my
Speaker 1: heart and I'm like, Rosie will do it. He'll get
Speaker 1: past jan one and I want one hundred dollars because I.
Speaker 3: Believed in him and you didn't. I bet my heart
Speaker 3: on you.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I see that.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, well, you know he's mad at Hawk, which
Speaker 8: is a rarety because he's I don't think he's everybody.
Speaker 3: He sticks up with it for him, Yeah, you do,
Speaker 3: and with him?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh, got another Apple updates? Son up a bitch. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna have to learn how to use my phone again.
Speaker 1: Hey, speaking of son of a bitch, mister z right
Speaker 1: joined just from time to time on Friday.
Speaker 2: Transition. Stay with me for a second.
Speaker 1: Oh great, dude, You know he he doesn't he doesn't
Speaker 1: like Netflix and stuff, right, he likes when you go
Speaker 1: to the cinema. Yeah, yeah, right, yeah, And over the
Speaker 1: years all of us have complained that, like, well, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't really go to the movies that much. There's
Speaker 1: a lot of options at home. Why would I pay
Speaker 1: a whole bunch of money to go see a movie
Speaker 1: that's not really a theater movie.
Speaker 2: It's just a movie, right, you get it?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't know why, Chris, but against you uh hawk.
Speaker 1: Last night there was a five fifty showing of SpongeBob
Speaker 1: at the Rogers Theater. That was the one that was
Speaker 1: like the perfect time, So we headed your way, got Brud,
Speaker 1: that's probably why.
Speaker 3: You weren't there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so tickets and food?
Speaker 1: Yeah, can we guess between It was the four of
Speaker 1: us and then Bailey's boyfriend as well, so it was
Speaker 1: five of us, five people total getting food and tickets
Speaker 1: for SpongeBob whatever the hell of the subtitle Isuebob gets
Speaker 1: it yeh, SpongeBob gets it in the square pants?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 3: Wow, So it's righted R rated R didn't know that
Speaker 3: walking in my fault one fifty what one hundred and fifty?
Speaker 2: Mm? Well, the tickets are probably what'd you guys eat?
Speaker 4: There's five of you m hm, So that's probably about
Speaker 4: twenty bucks after fees and everything, correct, So that's yeah,
Speaker 4: I mean you're probably estimating him on another. I mean,
Speaker 4: I think one hundred and fifty is probably a good estimate,
Speaker 4: maybe a little less.
Speaker 1: I'll say one hundred and thirty nailed it. One thirty yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: why did you guys eat? I mean, well, like each
Speaker 1: SODA's seven dollars? Right, then you get like a the
Speaker 1: Maley Surf, but then like popcorn, then you had Harper
Speaker 1: got pizza.
Speaker 2: I got cheese kirts because why wouldn't I have cheese
Speaker 2: curts in the morning and at night? That was my name.
Speaker 3: He used to watch a movie? Yeah, why did you
Speaker 3: go to Manny's watch a movie?
Speaker 2: One and thirty dollars? And food was fine?
Speaker 1: Theater was super nice, by the way, I don't think
Speaker 1: I don't know if I've been to that one. That
Speaker 1: was a nice theater.
Speaker 3: You had to say, Michael Rogers. No Rogers, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: very nice and a bunch of games.
Speaker 1: That movie was just a waste of time. All five
Speaker 1: of us didn't care for me. Yeah, the animation is awesome.
Speaker 3: Right, Citizens SpongeBob, No, it was not Citizens Spongebox.
Speaker 1: It wasn't Godfather, It was not one SpongeBob after another.
Speaker 2: It was not SpongeBob Supreme.
Speaker 7: It was.
Speaker 2: It was pretty bad, so.
Speaker 3: There wouldn't be a spongebox, right, But that's.
Speaker 2: But that's kind of my point, old SpongeBob, that's my point.
Speaker 1: This is the problem, right, that is exactly the movie.
Speaker 1: You watch it home and don't go to the theater
Speaker 1: to see, right. Yeah, and that's why the theater movies
Speaker 1: are all big, you know, like big buttholes, just plunging
Speaker 1: each other like Marvel movies and whatnot.
Speaker 3: It wasn't good. Yeah, it wasn't good. And it's not
Speaker 3: just me.
Speaker 1: All five of us were like, oh boy, that guy
Speaker 1: really boring really fast. Yeah, it wasn't good, but whatever, Yeah,
Speaker 1: what is that going to do well?
Speaker 2: Family time?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was nostalgic because Bailey grew up during the
Speaker 1: SpongeBob era.
Speaker 2: Harper likes it a little bit, so we gave it
Speaker 2: a shot. It was the family.
Speaker 3: It just didn't work, man, this shot didn't work well.
Speaker 2: Great point. One hundred and thirty dollars to watch SpongeBob.
Speaker 3: What Saint Michael Cinema on Monday's every movie's five dollars?
Speaker 1: Yeah that's sweet. That theater also kicks ass. That's one
Speaker 1: of the hidden gems. Wait, there's people fighting there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's fights going on.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, there's bare knuckle boxing, but it's like
Speaker 1: one of those speakeasy things. There's a there's a wall,
Speaker 1: secret wall that you have to know. But if you
Speaker 1: just knock three times and then say the magic word
Speaker 1: and you know what it is, Yeah, isn't it?
Speaker 2: Don't sit on the air?
Speaker 4: To sit it in the air, I'm gonna ask, can
Speaker 4: I ask a question? Doesn't the guy with the.
Speaker 3: Huge nutsack on that he doesn't own it, but he
Speaker 3: runs the music portion of it lay music room?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but yeah, And it's weird because you he
Speaker 3: asked you out to say it and then you said it.
Speaker 3: But big nut sc is.
Speaker 4: The do you want to go to fight club? You
Speaker 4: have to say big nuts? Bare knuckle boxing.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's really aggressive, and it's during the film, so
Speaker 1: you miss most of your movie.
Speaker 3: If you're watching the full fight, Paul your hands out.
Speaker 4: Ask follow up hawk who's normally at the bare knuckle boxing?
Speaker 1: Is he supposed to know what the punch line is?
Speaker 1: Or are you actually just asking him? Because the whole
Speaker 1: room so all of us thought we were missing a joke.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Chris looked at me like, what am I missing? I'm like,
Speaker 2: I don't know. Is Joe Nelson there?
Speaker 3: Joe Nelson's there for bringing me the news, Okay, yep.
Speaker 3: He covers it like a blankie, all right. And it's
Speaker 3: usually professional writers. Like last time I was there, I
Speaker 3: saw Ben Gesling. I take it on Michael Russo.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I actually would pay for the bumper to bumpers
Speaker 2: show lineup.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sometimes.
Speaker 2: That's weird.
Speaker 3: Do you say that? Because you know strange enough? They
Speaker 3: look nothing alike. But Burrow's the don king of of
Speaker 3: the same Saint Michael boxing world. I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would just go to Rogers, I don't know,
Speaker 1: pay one hundred and thirty dollars to see SpongeBob.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's a lot.
Speaker 3: I know, it's very lot.
Speaker 1: Che charts were legit, though, shout out to them. They're
Speaker 1: good good. Although Zachary, you're supposed to say, yeah, yes, sir,
Speaker 1: so we thank you Hockey.
Speaker 3: I didn't know if he was going to keep the
Speaker 3: people we are.
Speaker 1: We're walking into the actual theater, so from the concession
Speaker 1: stand theater sitting in a chair right now, and so
Speaker 1: we get about fifteen seconds away from the concession stand,
Speaker 1: and my eleven year old goes, what's the deal?
Speaker 2: This is super.
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, she goes, why is this so watered down?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 2: Come on, sir?
Speaker 3: Come on, buddy, even I know this one and I've
Speaker 3: been told him an idiot for come on, man?
Speaker 2: Why am I specifically asking you? Are you high? Are
Speaker 2: you okay? The diet? Coke? Come yes, jesus, I'm sorry
Speaker 2: coke freestyle. So even an eleven year old was like,
Speaker 2: what is this?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I know he hates it. He says
Speaker 1: it's the worst thing of all time. Yeah, and every
Speaker 1: movie theater has it and it sucks. She as always like,
Speaker 1: I think it's the beauty of it. She got super
Speaker 1: excited because she was like, I'm gonna get Doctor Pepper
Speaker 1: and then there's fifteen flavors and it's which one am
Speaker 1: I gonna get? She ended to pick the regular one
Speaker 1: and didn't care all the same. It really doesn't matter. Okay,
Speaker 1: just hit random buttons on screen. You'll get the same
Speaker 1: damn thing every time. Hey, imagine you're not amc go
Speaker 1: do something different?
Speaker 2: WHOA look at you firing shots? Wow? Take that imagine.
Speaker 4: I mean it's better than Marcus but that's fine. Oh
Speaker 4: Marcus Arcus the city right there?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: Oh Marcus is pepsi?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay for like ever, so Cope freestyle is still
Speaker 1: better than Pepsi.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but not much. But it is lesser of two evils.
Speaker 3: Lesser of two evils.
Speaker 2: Okay, you want to go to a movie in a
Speaker 2: couple about a month. I bought us tickets.
Speaker 3: You can't make plans that far out.
Speaker 1: I never Wednesday February twenty fifth was at the Pilots movie.
Speaker 2: You want to go? I got two tickets or Jay third.
Speaker 1: Four in Lakeville j thirteen and fourteen. Yeah, I thought
Speaker 1: you were a Jay sixer. Oh wow, yeah, we'll play
Speaker 1: it your birthday January.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's my You're gonna have it because there's gonna
Speaker 3: be some things happening soon, so you're gonna have to
Speaker 3: pick us.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Uh, Mark Parrish is here, Parker Fox, I think later right,
Speaker 1: almost almost almost almost for the Gopher basketball team last night, man,
Speaker 1: god damn close saw. Elizabeth Reese was there, Tommy Olsen
Speaker 1: was there playing the Hits problem.
Speaker 2: I mean I wasn't there. I was paying for SpongeBob.
Speaker 2: More of the Power Trip Money Show after this on
Speaker 2: the fan. What do you think this is?
Speaker 3: That's your penis?
Speaker 4: Sir?
Speaker 2: No, I mean the audio, like, what's your best guess
Speaker 2: on who this is?
Speaker 3: Trying to imitate? It sounds like Steve ury bon song
Speaker 3: playing the saxophone part where the guitar should be. But
Speaker 3: I don't know what do you think it is?
Speaker 2: California raising? Yeah, it could be.
Speaker 3: That could be God.
Speaker 2: They slammed, yeah, they do.
Speaker 3: It be like a game show theme song born welcome
Speaker 3: back to How Long is Your domb?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: God, not another Chuck Willery your host? Dob Lamberg?
Speaker 1: Well he hosts that he does, Yeah, because they want
Speaker 1: somebody's choppel gangers to be the host of the show.
Speaker 2: So he's the uglier version of Paul Rudd.
Speaker 3: So he got hired.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, good for him. Paris.
Speaker 1: Do you have somebody? Do you have somebody famous that
Speaker 1: you think you look thirty percent? Similar to Who's your
Speaker 1: Who's your closest celebrity doppelganger?
Speaker 3: I could have no idea.
Speaker 7: I know that Chris Osgodnight got mistaken for Left and
Speaker 7: Right and Paul Martin and I still get mistaken.
Speaker 1: For which is weird because you don't really don't like Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't really look like Paul Martin, but maybe in
Speaker 1: the right room, right circles, people just assume, Hey, I
Speaker 1: might be Pal Martin.
Speaker 7: I think it was had the right hair and everything,
Speaker 7: and then when I got went to glasses it was similar.
Speaker 7: But yeah, no, I I agree, and I wonder how
Speaker 7: much he gets mistaken for me, but I know I
Speaker 7: sure do for him.
Speaker 2: I can see that.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Chris, I mean coming off the bus every single time.
Speaker 2: Morning, no goalie God, Carl.
Speaker 7: Stanley, Cup winning goalie for the Detroit Red Wings. I
Speaker 7: played with him on Long Island. Every time coming off
Speaker 7: the bus, I was in front of him. Somebody would
Speaker 7: stop me with his eight by ten picture. Sorry, it's
Speaker 7: not him, And sometimes people would think I was and
Speaker 7: thought I was just being a big a hole, which
Speaker 7: I got a kick out of that.
Speaker 2: That's funny.
Speaker 3: Sorry, you're a prick. Yeah, you should say you want
Speaker 3: us goods ut ground.
Speaker 4: Uh chant GPT doesn't know what you look like, I
Speaker 4: don't think, said Nick from in for you.
Speaker 3: Hmm.
Speaker 2: No, David Harbor, that's Hopper from streamer things.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's Hopper from that Grasshopper card.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's Hopper from Chopper, Harley said, brin Burns. What
Speaker 2: is drunk? That's okay?
Speaker 3: What mm hmm, I.
Speaker 7: Suppose when I lost my tooth burns. You net, we're
Speaker 7: looking somewhat similar.
Speaker 4: That's it, said Rubber as well, Mike, Mike, rub Rugburn
Speaker 4: sounds like one of high school uh sauces high school buddies, right, like, oh.
Speaker 2: God, I was hanging out with Seene Bear and Rugburn.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, maybe more of a Tommy Olsen high school buddies,
Speaker 3: mikesk We called him drug and then we called him
Speaker 3: rug and then we called him Rugburn, and then we
Speaker 3: called him burn and then we called him b and
Speaker 3: then we went back to crab. I mean, Rugburn might
Speaker 3: be Tommy Olsen's nickname.
Speaker 1: He'll be here tomorrow, No Libra tomorrow, Oh yeah, no
Speaker 1: liber tomorrow, and then Andrew de Paula is going to
Speaker 1: be here on Friday. And we were just talking about
Speaker 1: this off air, Chris. When Depaula played Initials last year,
Speaker 1: you and I were both gone, so he's only played once,
Speaker 1: but we weren't here, so we'll get to I mean,
Speaker 1: he's great. Yeah, I met him at that celebrity softball
Speaker 1: bit where he cranked four home runs, So great, dude,
Speaker 1: nice guy, just wasn't here last time. It was actually
Speaker 1: on the show. Yeah, great, dude, we were.
Speaker 3: Going to have Addison in, but he's going to be
Speaker 3: arrested again. There aren't a lot of details, I know.
Speaker 2: Is this at a casino?
Speaker 3: Is what everybody's said. I guess it's the truth.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: I love the way that the news stories wrote it though.
Speaker 1: Did you see the way they worded it? I thought
Speaker 1: this was very interesting. Jordan Addison arrested at three forty
Speaker 1: six am on Monday, quote at an address associated with
Speaker 1: the Seminal Hard Rock Hotel and Casino.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you mean the address?
Speaker 3: What is it? What is an address?
Speaker 1: It could have been associated with the Seminole Hard Rock
Speaker 1: Hotel and Casino.
Speaker 3: Mean, I'm wondering if perhaps they have like cabanas or like, uh,
Speaker 3: you know, like a villa or something like properties. Yeah, properly,
Speaker 3: you know, like like Grant Casino at Hinkley, they have
Speaker 3: the different types of hotel rooms you can get, right,
Speaker 3: so some are off site. So yeah, maybe at the
Speaker 3: larger compound at a casino, but not in the casino. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's something like are you trying to get in
Speaker 1: the wrong room, or maybe he just was obliterated on
Speaker 1: the casino floor.
Speaker 2: I hope it's a casino story because I love casino. Well.
Speaker 3: I know that I'm pretty sure that the arresting officers
Speaker 3: were the people from the casino.
Speaker 2: Am I right?
Speaker 3: People he detained?
Speaker 2: It is correct?
Speaker 3: Can I just know if he was arrested that I
Speaker 3: want to get arrested for saying?
Speaker 4: You can? I just was initially detained I think by
Speaker 4: the casino, and then they brought the Hillsboro County sheriff
Speaker 4: that here was.
Speaker 2: A rest kind of sheriff Hill's Burrow, Hill's Borough. Can
Speaker 2: I ask a broad question? Wow, not just one person?
Speaker 3: Is that a nice casino? I've heard it is? Sure, Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's nice enough in Tampa. I'm just wondering, Oh, have
Speaker 3: you been there?
Speaker 2: Hogs?
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 3: I waived at people who were in their own time,
Speaker 3: and it looked like it was probably nice inside, pretty big,
Speaker 3: good high roller slot room.
Speaker 1: Okay, can I steal Twitter's joke and do a sports joke? Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is Jordan Addison, right, getting arrested. Yeah, so because
Speaker 1: it's Jordan Addison's a dramatic.
Speaker 3: Sick ready, Yeah, the chargers will be dropped.
Speaker 2: Oh, well played, Yes, music starts. I stole that from Twitter.
Speaker 3: That's good, though. Do you think he's flat out.
Speaker 1: Cut whoa, No, I don't need the name trade him, right,
Speaker 1: But I mean, because this we don't even know the
Speaker 1: details right now, it's just trespassing.
Speaker 2: We have no idea.
Speaker 3: I think he's eligible for an extension, but he's actually
Speaker 3: option coming up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because he's what this was a year? Was this
Speaker 2: year three? He was drafted in twenty twenty three. I
Speaker 2: think this was year three?
Speaker 3: Is that?
Speaker 4: Is that right?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think you're correct, So he has one more year,
Speaker 1: but this is the year that he's eligible for a
Speaker 1: contract extension, the fifth year option.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Yeah, I don't think you gave him the fifth
Speaker 3: year option. I think he's on his rookie contract, so
Speaker 3: it's relatively inexpensive, pless super inexpensive, so I keep him
Speaker 3: and uh, you know, but also like resigned nailor or somebody,
Speaker 3: it's a very from what they were saying on the
Speaker 3: Guestling podcast this morning, there's a lot of wide receivers
Speaker 3: in this draft.
Speaker 1: So well crazy took one last year with ty Felton,
Speaker 1: and I think he was on the field for about
Speaker 1: as long as I was watching SpongeBob last night.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think he I'm not making a joke.
Speaker 2: I don't think he played until the last.
Speaker 3: Game on offense, right, because I think he had some
Speaker 3: special teams stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a third round pick.
Speaker 3: Third round pick.
Speaker 2: Gotta play, man, you gotta make some kind of difference.
Speaker 3: So many swings and this is judgy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why are you so judging?
Speaker 3: Even? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 8: I you look around the teams playing. They have third
Speaker 8: round picks, fourth round picks, second round, first, fifth.
Speaker 3: They have all like why so many numbers.
Speaker 1: I don't know why you went one through seven in
Speaker 1: a random or for sure. I was just you got
Speaker 1: all seven fortieth.
Speaker 2: No, that's that's not a pick anymore. It's baseball.
Speaker 1: Parish was probably like a fortieth round pick in the
Speaker 1: baseball draft, just in case, because your dad could crush
Speaker 1: softball home runs. So maybe somebody picked you. Going, let's
Speaker 1: just see if mark and swings see if baseball? Yeah,
Speaker 1: remember him? Yeah, wasn't he married to that one lady? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Kelly Rippa that's what Oh yeah, still still is yeah,
Speaker 1: and other coworkers. Oh, you haven't heard, No, Regis is back. Yep, man,
Speaker 1: he's getting in there. So I'm saying, you know, she
Speaker 1: likes what she likes.
Speaker 4: More mobile than sauce. Yeah, I stole that from Twitter.
Speaker 4: Man this uh so at like two am, it's he
Speaker 4: must be lonely great song. I move my phone from
Speaker 4: the charger.
Speaker 3: Oh are you sore?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: So hold on, I'm getting it.
Speaker 4: So I moved my phone from my charger to under
Speaker 4: my pillow so when it goes off for the tooth
Speaker 4: fairy under your pillow, so it doesn't make a lot
Speaker 4: of noise. I hear it because I'm laying on top
Speaker 4: of the That is.
Speaker 3: Very sweet of you, Thank you. I should have thought
Speaker 3: of that. Without finishing the sentence, everybody here goes a
Speaker 3: little yeah either way, I'm not going to get yelled.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Way. What was the rest of the story though?
Speaker 8: So I fell back asleep and I knocked it off
Speaker 8: under the bed behind like the what's the thing that
Speaker 8: goes behind the bed headboard?
Speaker 2: The headboard?
Speaker 8: And it took me ten minutes to get my fat
Speaker 8: ass down on the ground find it. I almost made
Speaker 8: way more noise would have just turning off your alarm. Yeah,
Speaker 8: way more noise and then and I'm sure you handled
Speaker 8: it well, I think I I don't remember. And then
Speaker 8: I was like, I couldn't find it. And then I
Speaker 8: had to like reach because I got these little arms.
Speaker 8: I had to reach all the way under.
Speaker 3: I grabbed it, and then getting myself back up off
Speaker 3: the floor was a task.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then I dropped.
Speaker 1: As a season two of Tasks is going to be
Speaker 1: about it, Mark Ruffalo is going to try to raise
Speaker 1: you back from the ground onto the bed.
Speaker 8: And then about an hour later, because when we get
Speaker 8: done at night, we put the TV remote in between us.
Speaker 3: Since this is being recorded for future use in the courtroom,
Speaker 3: I want to say to hide to the jury.
Speaker 8: Then I knocked the TV controller off and that exploded everywhere,
Speaker 8: and that made a lot of non I want.
Speaker 3: To divorce you.
Speaker 2: I thought you said it was between the two of you.
Speaker 3: It was How can you knock it off if it's
Speaker 3: between the two of you?
Speaker 2: Because I don't know. I knocked it off because I
Speaker 2: lay facing it's in the middle of the bed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, but I get closer to the middle
Speaker 3: of the bed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't understand physics. I guess how did you
Speaker 2: knock the remote off? If it's me us like in.
Speaker 8: Like above, like by our heads between the pillows up
Speaker 8: top on top of the bed. It's not that complicated.
Speaker 8: And then I knocked that off and now I don't
Speaker 8: know that I guess is dead. We'll find when we move,
Speaker 8: we'll find that is your wife alive? Yeah, she's fine
Speaker 8: because it's not. And i'd also like to say hi
Speaker 8: to the jury.
Speaker 2: And don't go easy on him. I think he's guilty.
Speaker 3: No, I would never warm anybody.
Speaker 2: And all that matters is we don't wake up Louis.
Speaker 3: Sounds like you're doing everything you can to wake up
Speaker 3: cal Yeah, well it was an accident, and I apologize.
Speaker 3: Did you apologize to her?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I said I was sorry. Is it too late?
Speaker 2: Is she going to apologize?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: No, I'm uh yeah no. Why is she the crypt keeper?
Speaker 3: You guys don't remember that commercial? Obviously? No, it was
Speaker 3: that stuff you put them in your water and it
Speaker 3: dissolves and you drink it and you go to sleep.
Speaker 3: I forget what it was. Cal Gon cal Gon, Yeah,
Speaker 3: you put that in your water. You're going to sleep.
Speaker 2: At Calan take me away?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you might want to taste your water for cow Gon?
Speaker 2: What is that then Cal's going to be gone. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like the jury didn't buy that? What's that? What does
Speaker 2: that mean?
Speaker 3: No? Would and fell for that.
Speaker 2: I don't know what we can see, right.
Speaker 3: I admit my guilt, but I'd like you guys to
Speaker 3: understand you.
Speaker 1: Well, all right, so you dropped your phone, but I
Speaker 1: can knock the remote off, and you killed your wife.
Speaker 2: She's alive. She's alive. I was trying to I wasn't
Speaker 2: following the story.
Speaker 3: He was trying to trap you. That was a very
Speaker 3: attorney kind of thing to do there.
Speaker 1: That was a leading question, objection, leading question. You're honor
Speaker 1: stand overruled one of those?
Speaker 2: What he just overruled?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know anything about lawyers.
Speaker 3: How would you?
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, you're My dad's always with a hawk. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and with you, and also with you my liege Kelly's
Speaker 4: a saying yes she is. Front Page Sports is next.
Speaker 4: I asked Mark Parrish about his big TV Saturday. This
Speaker 4: is the Power Trip.
Speaker 2: Won't shure on, man, It's like Ocean's eleven. This one
Speaker 2: is this one is? Yeah, get a little ocean god
Speaker 2: to it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, the Belagio was a pretty easy target. It's one
Speaker 1: of Terry Bennett's in places sauce. Yeah, Justin on Twitter?
Speaker 1: Oh no, not Justin guard Nope. Justin on Twitter says
Speaker 1: he posted a screenshot of this might be an AI overview,
Speaker 1: but it says sleeping with your phone under your pillow
Speaker 1: isn't good. It poses risks like fire hazards from overheating,
Speaker 1: especially when charging due to blocked ventilation, disrupts sleep quality
Speaker 1: due to blue light and notifications, and can worsen battery health.
Speaker 1: And Justin says, you guys need to bring back sauce
Speaker 1: in the streets because he's gonna start his apartment on fire.
Speaker 2: A couple things.
Speaker 3: It's not like I do it all night.
Speaker 2: I normally do it. We knew like two A M.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 4: Uh, I'm not worried about my brain getting any dumber.
Speaker 4: And be I don't live in an apartment.
Speaker 3: Got a house, a house.
Speaker 6: Land.
Speaker 2: Where is that land? Do you stand?
Speaker 3: Kronky?
Speaker 1: Where's that land located? I have a home many diners
Speaker 1: for you, by the way, is the only reason I
Speaker 1: I mentioned Stan Kronky. If anybody was listening to our
Speaker 1: friends Ben Mallard and the Ben Malaship before this, do
Speaker 1: you guys hear that staff that he said about Stan Kronky, the.
Speaker 3: Owner of the Rams. You know what I did, but
Speaker 3: I forgot tell.
Speaker 1: Me largest land private land owner in the US. He
Speaker 1: owns something like it's if I oh, man, I hope
Speaker 1: this is right. Ben mallow said he owns as much
Speaker 1: land as like twice the size of Delaware, Delaware.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is that much land? Was that accurate?
Speaker 1: That's a lot of land. But I don't even care
Speaker 1: where it is. That's a lot of land. The largest
Speaker 1: largest private landowner in the United States of America. I
Speaker 1: guess Stan Kronky, I don't know. That's what Ben Maller said,
Speaker 1: like an hour and a half.
Speaker 4: Ago, over two point seven million acres. He has multiple ranches, Blucky,
Speaker 4: that's Ta Texas, Wyoming has got the Wine Cup Gamble
Speaker 4: anch in Nevada.
Speaker 3: That one's my favorite one. Yeah, thatsild Gamble ranch.
Speaker 4: And he also owns the uh, the Avalanche, I believe, right,
Speaker 4: and the Nuggets or something. So he's got a penthouse
Speaker 4: apartment at Ball Arena formally known as Pepsi Center, just
Speaker 4: up in the pool everything.
Speaker 2: It's amazing.
Speaker 3: When he built the ranky literally just built himself a penthouse.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they have the owners of the Chiefs have the
Speaker 2: same thing. Yeah, that's the dream. So they don't even
Speaker 2: own a house like Sauce.
Speaker 4: They owned many homes. Uses is it stan Karnk guy Hawk?
Speaker 4: I think you were there?
Speaker 8: Wasn't stan Kronky the guy that like guarded the bathroom
Speaker 8: at TCF when they were playing there because he didn't
Speaker 8: want anyone to use.
Speaker 3: Any of the bathrooms. Well, he was in it, I believe.
Speaker 3: I think that's correct.
Speaker 1: When you owned that much land, you obviously think you
Speaker 1: owned the bathroom. Right for the time being, this is
Speaker 1: my piece of land. Everybody stay off.
Speaker 3: Ye, stay off of my piece? Yeah? Yeah, am I right?
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Speaker 1: The white one is elite, purple is elite, green is
Speaker 1: off the charts go. Those are my three favorite problem,
Speaker 1: the blue one solid. They were all yellow Mike Tomlin
Speaker 1: has stepped down as Steelers head coach after nineteen years,
Speaker 1: never had a losing season.
Speaker 3: Did he step down?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, all right, I wondered about that. Ye two
Speaker 1: years remaining on his deal. It is not expected that
Speaker 1: he will coach this season. It sounds like he's going
Speaker 1: to take at least a year. That's the hot rumor
Speaker 1: at least is that he's stepping down to not find
Speaker 1: another job, but to take some time. And whether it's
Speaker 1: TV or I don't know, who knows, it's up to time.
Speaker 1: It once they lost thirty to six to Houston on
Speaker 1: Monday night. Again, he did have two years remaining on
Speaker 1: his deal. He's fifty three years old. Former Vikings defensive coordinator.
Speaker 1: Of course, that was twenty years ago. Pittsburgh now looks
Speaker 1: for just their fourth coach since nineteen sixty nine. Unbelievable, amazing.
Speaker 1: He did win a Super Bowl, of course. He also
Speaker 1: went one ninety three, one, fourteen and two in the
Speaker 1: regular season, eight and twelve in the postseason. And for
Speaker 1: the people that are happy that he's gone, especially the
Speaker 1: Steelers fans, that we're cheering for him to get fired
Speaker 1: or in this case, step down. What has it been
Speaker 1: like a decade or so since he's won a playoff game.
Speaker 1: It's something like that seventh or eight so recently he
Speaker 1: has not done well, but not one ninety three, one,
Speaker 1: fourteen and two in the regular season and never has
Speaker 1: had a losing season.
Speaker 4: And other than Roethlisberger, he hasn't had a franchise quarterback.
Speaker 2: They've piecemealed that whole thing.
Speaker 4: You know, They've always had a guy that they that
Speaker 4: is just good enough to get them either to the
Speaker 4: playoffs or above a five hundred or five hundred record,
Speaker 4: So they need a franchise quarterback.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 4: Still a good job, though, But yeah, I think he
Speaker 4: did a good job. Yeah, no, I mean I think
Speaker 4: that job. The Steelers job is to look it's a brand,
Speaker 4: it's a you know, a top five NFL team, that
Speaker 4: it's a good brand.
Speaker 2: I think it'll be available. Somebody who will take it
Speaker 2: will be very good at it.
Speaker 1: Without a quarterback, it doesn't matter, though, Yeah, you're probably right.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't go there if I was one of the
Speaker 1: top coaches. I wouldn't go there, really, yep, because you
Speaker 1: could say very loyal, you could say they're super loyal.
Speaker 1: But if you don't have a quarterback, You're gonna lose.
Speaker 1: And then in three, four or five years ago, this
Speaker 1: guy can't win. Yeah, yeah, lot the deal and he
Speaker 1: goes so far you're probably right. Yeah, I mean so
Speaker 1: even though again a good chunk of that what you
Speaker 1: just said is is piecemeal in quarterbacks together. I mean
Speaker 1: he essentially had Roethlisberger's entire career. Yeah right, I mean
Speaker 1: he got to ride a Hall of Fame quarterback for
Speaker 1: most of that Lucky Horse.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she just fold up the franchise. Yeah, just put
Speaker 3: him down, just quit it. I can't four head coaches
Speaker 3: in that long. I think they're only on one now.
Speaker 2: Who were the other three head coaches? Hawk that were?
Speaker 3: Donny most Yeah, happy birthday, Happy birthday over the sweet hell.
Speaker 2: She was on Marine parser family. Who was one of those?
Speaker 3: Who else?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I'm sorry? What was the question again? What are the
Speaker 3: other two guys that have coached the Steelers since nineteen
Speaker 3: sixty nine? Eric and Table? Eric Table?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And Thomas Coles?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Wow, okay, well said.
Speaker 3: I'm shopping for end tables on Coles dot com right now.
Speaker 3: You know something I didn't realize? Yeah, how to brush
Speaker 3: your teeth?
Speaker 2: You're right. Was that the right answer?
Speaker 3: Guest? Were you serious? I know that you just don't
Speaker 3: do it.
Speaker 2: I do, I'll do. I brushed my teeth. What were
Speaker 2: you gonna say?
Speaker 3: Yeah, please finish your second and finish it. COLLI MA,
Speaker 3: I didn't know Roethlisberger played until twenty twenty one. I
Speaker 3: didn't know until the year twenty twenty one. The Ross
Speaker 3: trigger play. I didn't know he played from Oldford in
Speaker 3: twenty twenty one. I thought he called it a career
Speaker 3: in like twenty twelve. God, have I lost respect for you?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: I forgot knowing that. Well, that's because you're an idiot.
Speaker 3: Oh that's Bean, That's that's mister.
Speaker 2: Does he sound like the wondering, doesn't dark?
Speaker 3: He sounds like a lady.
Speaker 1: I wonder if anybody like just says, I'm sure he
Speaker 1: gets called mister Bean all the everywhere.
Speaker 2: Isn't he dead?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: God, dang it? No man? Anyway, my turn. I don't
Speaker 3: know what's going on.
Speaker 1: Bike ride receiver Jordan Addison charged with trespassing in Tampa,
Speaker 1: Florida again Seminal Hard Rock Hotel and Casino arrested.
Speaker 3: Is trying to rob the joint?
Speaker 2: God?
Speaker 3: I hope so I'd have so much more respect for
Speaker 3: him if he was going for the heist. Really.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, arrested at three forty six am on Monday.
Speaker 1: And for those people that go so what they always
Speaker 1: say he should never go out after midnight. It's always
Speaker 1: after midnight, Gremlin's rules. Right, it's always after midnight. Right
Speaker 1: now is after midnight. So in twenty twenty three, he
Speaker 1: was going one hundred and forty miles an hour in Minnesota.
Speaker 3: That's so fast.
Speaker 1: He claimed it was for his dog. Again, no one
Speaker 1: ever asked for an update on the status.
Speaker 2: Of the dog.
Speaker 3: We don't know. I think he met his friend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't know if it lived.
Speaker 1: Died, or if it was fictional, because the reporting in
Speaker 1: this town sucks. Then the summer of twenty twenty four,
Speaker 1: he was asleep behind the wheel under the influence on
Speaker 1: the freeway near lax That was the wet reckless charge.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they rubbed the kid and put it in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he got his face from the pipe. Yep.
Speaker 1: And then this year he was benched for a quarter
Speaker 1: in London after he missed a walk through and Chris,
Speaker 1: you were there, I was everybody in the world that
Speaker 1: was in London at the facility that you were at,
Speaker 1: was like, it's almost impossible to miss a walk through
Speaker 1: based on.
Speaker 3: Where you were. Don't have any idea how he did it, Yep, but.
Speaker 2: He did so. Again, this is it. We don't know
Speaker 2: the details yet.
Speaker 1: We don't know if he just you know, was somewhere
Speaker 1: that he wasn't supposed to be, or if he was
Speaker 1: doing something more aggressive.
Speaker 2: We have no idea.
Speaker 1: It's just another like arrested again. Come on, man, So
Speaker 1: he's he's twenty what three years old? Yeah, it sounds
Speaker 1: like he's a pain in the ass. You see Quasies
Speaker 1: quote about him yesterday though, which one Yeah, Coasey said
Speaker 1: something like ninety nine percent of the time, Jordan Addison
Speaker 1: is you know, intelligent, hardworking, He's this, He's that. We
Speaker 1: just gotta I'm paraphrasing, just got to find a way
Speaker 1: to shake that other one percent loose and figure it out.
Speaker 3: I need to know and something needs to investigate. Was
Speaker 3: this dog involved?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Now that's a next level heist because they always
Speaker 1: say directors don't like working with children or dogs. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you're an ocean's eleven and you're eleventh member is
Speaker 1: a dog, Yeah, God, dang, I had better be glassy.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, like, you better be a
Speaker 1: dog that can bark information to you.
Speaker 3: What was the lady's name in Ghostbusters?
Speaker 2: Dana Raoul, Dana Barrett.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she sleeps above covers.
Speaker 2: The hell do you know that? I lead an empty existence?
Speaker 3: Paul?
Speaker 2: That's that's right. No, you don't.
Speaker 1: You go see SpongeBob would have rather seen Ghostbusters again? Yeah,
Speaker 1: nine billionth time fantastic film Ghostbusters.
Speaker 2: She's so high.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Sigourney, yeah, peak Sigourney, Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4: God.
Speaker 3: I hope his dog's okay, because you know, he was
Speaker 3: breaking entering because his dog was doing something. Stupid dog.
Speaker 2: What if they what if?
Speaker 3: How awesome?
Speaker 2: You see? This is this is why we shouldn't jump
Speaker 2: to conclusions.
Speaker 1: What if what if it comes out that the dog
Speaker 1: that we thought the dog two and a half years ago,
Speaker 1: we thought maybe was in a life or death situation
Speaker 1: and that's why Jordan Adison was driving one hundred and
Speaker 1: forty miles an hour. What if he brought that dog
Speaker 1: to Florida and that dog isn't allowed in the casino
Speaker 1: because they don't have dogs in there unless it's a
Speaker 1: service dog. So that was the trespassing. He brought the
Speaker 1: dog in, and what if the dog was like a
Speaker 1: diamond level slot player. Then he's just hammering the max
Speaker 1: bat button and we're like, this is the cutest goddamn
Speaker 1: TikTok video I've ever seen. And the casino's like, you guys,
Speaker 1: gotta go, and Jordan's like, let the man finish. He's
Speaker 1: got thirty grand in the machine. Yeah, he's had twelve
Speaker 1: high newings. Right, it's gonna hit. He can feel it, right,
Speaker 1: he can feel it. That guy over there, you mean
Speaker 1: the pop guy. Yeah, he told the soda guys that
Speaker 1: m told my dog he was due. Everything comes back
Speaker 1: to make a soun of me. So what if Addison
Speaker 1: was like, my dog's not done and they're like, this
Speaker 1: is trespassing, sir.
Speaker 2: It would be the cutest story ever. So let's not
Speaker 2: jump in a confusion.
Speaker 3: I'm with you. I don't know why we're judging.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, dog's playing slot machines. And if that uh
Speaker 1: screenplay idea, I've never heard one, yeah, hears, I've never
Speaker 1: heard one like air Bud for for degenerate gamblers. What
Speaker 1: would that movie be called air bug? But for degenerate gamblers.
Speaker 2: There's nothing in the rules that say this dog can't
Speaker 2: play the slot. That's what would that movie be called? Air?
Speaker 3: I don't have a problem anymore, Bud, what about air
Speaker 3: max bet air? Screw it? If this doesn't work, I'll
Speaker 3: just go up to the roof.
Speaker 2: Well, here we go. Why wouldn't you just call it
Speaker 2: air bet? Oh? Yeah, that's better.
Speaker 3: That's a terrible name.
Speaker 1: What really matters is next more of the Power Trip
Speaker 1: Morning Show after this on the vent.
Speaker 3: Good after Welcome Back to the Powers Boarding Show. Was
Speaker 3: the game?
Speaker 2: I like that branding? Yeah, power to morning shows?
Speaker 7: To that game?
Speaker 3: The would the game be?
Speaker 2: We love games?
Speaker 3: Games?
Speaker 2: I love games.
Speaker 3: It's sort of like gym Class. You don't know what
Speaker 3: the game is going to be to you tune in
Speaker 3: that day. I loved that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was
Speaker 3: the best part about gym was the best Wait do
Speaker 3: we get the roll around on those little tiny like
Speaker 3: flat skateboard things?
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 3: Oh? Do we have the mini tramp today? Somebody have
Speaker 3: a broken ankle?
Speaker 4: Parachute? Yeah, parachute? Why did we have a parachute and
Speaker 4: gym class?
Speaker 3: Because it was awesome. It was all about dodsball days.
Speaker 4: Yeah, dodge class it floor hockey or hockey was the best,
Speaker 4: the best, Oh, my favorite month of the year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, let's do what really matters, scores and
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Speaker 1: The Gopher basketball team, host of the Drunken Skani's at
Speaker 1: the Barn and Wisconsin, scored twenty eight points in the
Speaker 1: first half. They scored fifty in the second half. No,
Speaker 1: the Gophers hit a game tying three with something like
Speaker 1: four and change to go four seconds, and then the
Speaker 1: Drunken Skanies, tied at seventy five, have four seconds to
Speaker 1: come down the court and some rando drunken scannie jack's
Speaker 1: up a three at the buzzer and it goes in
Speaker 1: and the Gophers lose from seventy eight to seventy five.
Speaker 1: The Scanies walk it off with the game winner seventy
Speaker 1: eight seventy five. Minnesota led by seven at halftime. They
Speaker 1: are at number thirteen. Illinois, or as Mike grim says, Illinois,
Speaker 1: he does Saturday at eleven am.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they they did that one. The letter I.
Speaker 3: Illinois.
Speaker 2: Right. The Beastie Boys album wasn't l.
Speaker 1: Communication license to L or licensed to L right, yeah, yeah, you.
Speaker 2: Do one me well for the Bond movie wasn't licensed
Speaker 2: to keel.
Speaker 3: He's right. What really matters is this? Right?
Speaker 2: Thanks Cory?
Speaker 3: You think smooth him? Welcome. Today's the fourteenth of January.
Speaker 3: And it was on this date in seventeen forty one
Speaker 3: that that damn Benedict Arnold betrayed his country. He was
Speaker 3: raised in a respected family in Norwich, Connecticut. Lovely apprenticed
Speaker 3: with an apothecary, was a member of the militia during
Speaker 3: the French and Indian War. He later became a successful trader,
Speaker 3: joined the Continental Army when the Revolutionary War broke out
Speaker 3: between Britain and the thirteen American colonies. During the war,
Speaker 3: he proved himself to be a brave, skilled leader, helping
Speaker 3: Ethan Allen paint a lot of Houses and capture Fort
Speaker 3: ticonder Roga. After they were done doing that, the Pencil Company.
Speaker 3: That's right, then taking part in an unsuccessful attack on
Speaker 3: the British Quebec later that year. But he did get
Speaker 3: promoted to brigadier general. He distinguished himself in the campaigns
Speaker 3: at Lake Champlain. He's doing great Ridgefield Sarah Togan gained
Speaker 3: support of George Washington. However, Arnold had and emities within
Speaker 3: the military, and in seventeen seventy seven a group of
Speaker 3: lower ranking men were promoted ahead of him and they
Speaker 3: took away his cell phone.
Speaker 2: Oh that is it.
Speaker 3: Over the next several years Arnold married a second time.
Speaker 3: That was his second mistake.
Speaker 2: I believe he married rose Ane Arnold. Hey.
Speaker 3: Those were good that they had a son they named Hey.
Speaker 2: Great Show.
Speaker 3: They led a lavish lifestyle in Philly and racked up
Speaker 3: substantial debt, money problems, and resentment. Arnold was feeling not
Speaker 3: very happy, so he turned. In seventeen eighty he was
Speaker 3: given command of West Point, the American fort on the
Speaker 3: Hudson River in New York, the future home of the
Speaker 3: Military Academy. He contacted Sir Henry Clinton, head of the
Speaker 3: British forces and proposed handing over West Point and all
Speaker 3: the men. On September twenty first of that year, Arnold
Speaker 3: met with British Major Jean Andre and made his traitorous packed,
Speaker 3: which the American was to receive a large sum of
Speaker 3: money in a high position in the British army. However,
Speaker 3: the conspiracy was uncovered, Andre was captured and killed. Arnold
Speaker 3: fled to the enemy side and went on to lead
Speaker 3: British troops in Virginia and Connecticut. He later moved to England,
Speaker 3: though he had never received but he was promised.
Speaker 2: Oh they lied to him.
Speaker 3: The former American hero and patriot died in London in
Speaker 3: relative obscurity on June fourteenth of eighteen oh one.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean he didn't, you know, get tortured and
Speaker 1: killed there or whatever. He actually kind of got away
Speaker 1: with it. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean his ex wife Rozanne.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And you know their great great great grandson is named
Speaker 1: samedimmm oh you get it.
Speaker 3: Quarterback, Yeah, the quarterback, the guy you got it?
Speaker 2: I did. It was fun to watch. I like me
Speaker 2: two seconds. I like it like you.
Speaker 1: I like watching I like watching you because now that
Speaker 1: we're on the stream for the whole three and a
Speaker 1: half hours. Great, it's fun. I hope the listeners. Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know, Zach how quickly you panned over to him.
Speaker 1: But it's it's fun if the listeners get to watch
Speaker 1: your wheel spinning because we all get to watch.
Speaker 7: Ye.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like to watch him when he's doing one
Speaker 3: hundred on this freeway and.
Speaker 2: Then your butt cheeks come out.
Speaker 1: The Minnesota Timberwolves beat the Drunkens Counties.
Speaker 2: Six.
Speaker 1: The Bucks lose again, that's what they do. And the
Speaker 1: Wolves did it without Rudy Gobert and without Ants. Gobert
Speaker 1: had his suspension for his sixth flagrant foul. Ant had
Speaker 1: mate on his right foot. At one point, the Wolves
Speaker 1: led by forty one. They have now won six of
Speaker 1: their last seven, six to seven. For the kids listening
Speaker 1: at Houston Friday, at San Antonio Saturday, then at Utah Tuesday.
Speaker 3: The Wolves are not home until next Thursday. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: miss you, guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The Wolves are now fourth in the West and they're
Speaker 1: only half a game out of second because San Antonio
Speaker 1: and Denver both a half a game ahead of the Timberwolves.
Speaker 1: So the Wolves red hot and within striking distance of
Speaker 1: the number two seed. No, they're like seven games out
Speaker 1: of first because Oklahoma is just still a wagon Fourth Street.
Speaker 1: And they beat San Antonio last night.
Speaker 2: Yeah, which they hadn't. But what really matters is this.
Speaker 3: Did they have Wimby?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they sure did.
Speaker 3: Man, it's Wemby out there right now. Tell you what
Speaker 3: sure is, and it's going to get really cold, Wemby
Speaker 3: and Cold. The ultn American Romance Bennetted Donaldson, Rosanno, No, nope, nope,
Speaker 3: Marilyn Monroe and Joe DiMaggio, Oh wet on this day?
Speaker 3: In what year? Do you think? It was? Just wondering
Speaker 3: if you guys can get close? All right, So.
Speaker 1: It's got to be late fifties. Fifty nine that that
Speaker 1: is definitely late fifties. I'll i'll prices write you and
Speaker 1: say fifty eight.
Speaker 4: Fifty seven, fifty six, it was actually fifty four even earlier.
Speaker 3: When did she pass away? When she died?
Speaker 2: Well played when her heart stopped working.
Speaker 1: Sixty two, nineteen sixty two, Yeah, damn yeah, it was
Speaker 1: longer by accident.
Speaker 3: A picture of her yesterday in her literal deathbed. And
Speaker 3: I don't ever like seeing stuff like that, And I
Speaker 3: get so pissed off?
Speaker 2: How did you see that?
Speaker 3: It was just popped up on my Facebook? And I'm like, well,
Speaker 3: get off Facebook, don't tell me what to do. Slut,
Speaker 3: I said, slut, didn't I?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: That makes you think of your dad? Done it?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 2: What's great?
Speaker 4: Deal?
Speaker 3: What I do? What is it?
Speaker 2: This? Okay?
Speaker 3: I like diamonds the forever?
Speaker 2: What's great?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 3: Facebook?
Speaker 2: Marketplace? O, we'll breaking news?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh damn it?
Speaker 3: What I just spend twenty minutes ordered end tables?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: And I hit by it and the damn son of
Speaker 3: a bitch didn't go through.
Speaker 2: What do you need those for?
Speaker 3: Don't ask me questions. Why do you think I need them?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Maybe build a rocket ship or to set stuff on.
Speaker 2: The ladder.
Speaker 3: No, I can't use them as ladders. Sorry, man, I'm
Speaker 3: just interested in your life. That makes one of us.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you.
Speaker 3: Know what screw you calls? I don't want that junk?
Speaker 1: Then?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Coles Coals still takes stuff from Amazon.
Speaker 2: Good old calls. Man, good times. He saw us?
Speaker 1: What these guys might have seen it because it was
Speaker 1: over your shoulder. But I'm gonna ask you, because it
Speaker 1: was over your shoulder, did they see it. I didn't
Speaker 1: say over your head. A lot of things go over
Speaker 1: my head. The Pittsburgh Steelers, right, have had three coaches
Speaker 1: since nineteen sixty nine. I thought it was nice four.
Speaker 1: The one before was the start of sixty nine. Yeah, three, right,
Speaker 1: Since sixty nine, it's been three coaches. They've each basically
Speaker 1: gone twenty years each, give or take.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Which NFL team has had the second fewists in
Speaker 1: that time?
Speaker 2: And how many?
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2: Uh the Patriots.
Speaker 3: No, the Pack nope.
Speaker 4: M h u.
Speaker 2: The Bills Uh, I don't know.
Speaker 3: M hm.
Speaker 2: The No, there hasn't been one.
Speaker 1: There hasn't been a second fewest is a trick question,
Speaker 1: not at all seems like it.
Speaker 3: This AFC or n f C, n FC, south Central
Speaker 3: yep LA, south Central LA.
Speaker 2: The Ryans nope, the Bears no. The Vikings, Yes, it's
Speaker 2: the Vikings.
Speaker 1: The Vikings with nine oh wow, the most stable place
Speaker 1: outside of Pittsburgh in the NFL. Apparently nine head coaches
Speaker 1: in that time when the Steelers had three.
Speaker 2: Wow. Yeah, how about that? That's fascinating? Like more does
Speaker 2: feel like more?
Speaker 1: But it's not, I guess yeah, because Bud Grant for
Speaker 1: a long long time yeah, Danny Green for a long
Speaker 1: long time. That takes up a big chunk. Right, Zimmer
Speaker 1: had a long run here too. There's three that I've
Speaker 1: had long runs. Yeah, wow, I never thought of that.
Speaker 1: There you go, So I guess it's nine o.
Speaker 3: Commerce here till he dies of old age, just like
Speaker 3: it looks out. They're like, yachda, Really you gotta call
Speaker 3: it a career coach. You've won forty three super Bowls now, guys,
Speaker 3: greedy once number forty four? Yeah? You know, well, once
Speaker 3: you get won, gott to chase that dragon.
Speaker 2: Yep. Yeah, man, scratch that itch, get after it.
Speaker 3: Get more addicting than winning. Woo?
Speaker 2: Whoa what? I don't know?
Speaker 3: I don't know either.
Speaker 1: They always say the great ones, Mark don't love the
Speaker 1: feeling of winning. They just hate the feeling of losing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't have to.
Speaker 2: Be a great one. I feel that more of what
Speaker 2: really matters. After this on the Fan.
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Speaker 4: dot computer calendar. Under fire, Oh under fire? Did I
Speaker 4: say on fire?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Also better help even.
Speaker 1: Either way, whether she's under fire or on fire to
Speaker 1: less an ideal situation, Zach, Right, you're correct. I mean
Speaker 1: I'd rather be under fire than on fire. Yes, because
Speaker 1: that means it's definitely happy. Under Fire means you might
Speaker 1: get hit.
Speaker 2: This is bad.
Speaker 3: Under fire, yeah, you can find cover hopefully right.
Speaker 1: On fire, you're the cover of a rage against the
Speaker 1: machine out. You only got a certain amount of time.
Speaker 1: So either way, best of luck.
Speaker 2: You wish you were here.
Speaker 4: If you're under fire, maybe the roof is on fire
Speaker 4: and you're just having a damn good time.
Speaker 3: Get out of there, brother, yea, yeah, what are you
Speaker 3: a great white? Oh? You said it? That's terrible.
Speaker 4: That was That was classless. No one knows classless better
Speaker 4: than sauce and.
Speaker 2: I all right, more of a what really matter?
Speaker 1: Scores and stats around the world of sports, You guys
Speaker 1: like basketball news, right, I can't do it, Okay, Bill
Speaker 1: o'reiley can't do this, But what a what a weird thing?
Speaker 1: Yesterday they came out and said to Anthony Davis is
Speaker 1: getting hand surgery and he's going to be out months,
Speaker 1: and sources were saying this is a season ender. The
Speaker 1: surgery is going to take too long to recover. And
Speaker 1: then by the end of the night they were like,
Speaker 1: never mind, he's gonna skip surgery. He'll be out six weeks.
Speaker 1: So he went from season ender ligament repair in his hand.
Speaker 1: Anthony Davis has done for the MAVs.
Speaker 3: Worst trade in the history of the NBA.
Speaker 2: It's pretty bad.
Speaker 3: I don't know anything about it. I just heard Gerdy
Speaker 3: say that, No, it's pretty bad. Did I sound like
Speaker 3: I knew something?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Cool, No, worst trade in the history of the NBA,
Speaker 3: And then Brer said, yeah, probably right, and I was like,
Speaker 3: son of a bitch, I remember that.
Speaker 2: What really matters, though, is this man.
Speaker 7: Look at you and your sports expert tease see and yes,
Speaker 7: I see you, buddy basketball, thank you.
Speaker 3: That's crazy because you're looking in the other direction and
Speaker 3: I'm looking over his zach shoulder. God is watching great song,
Speaker 3: Oh God from a distance. Oh God.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna listen to that on the way home.
Speaker 3: You can go ahead and go now if you'd like.
Speaker 2: I don't want to.
Speaker 3: I love you, guys, Okay, good.
Speaker 1: I'm just kind of window of dominance to bet middler
Speaker 1: have because it seems like about a five year window.
Speaker 3: I want to see through window because I want to
Speaker 3: watch it happen.
Speaker 2: Pull your hands up, billion. He wants to be the wind, just.
Speaker 3: The fun bags. I'm not gonna listen. I'm not gonna
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna sugarcoat it. But I'll sugarcoat him if
Speaker 3: she'd like whatever she wants me to do. She's pretty,
Speaker 3: should be best. She's pretty. She got a big old
Speaker 3: honkers on her.
Speaker 2: You know, here's.
Speaker 3: Here's the thing about her too. She's a good singer. Yeah,
Speaker 3: she's pretty girl. And and I bet she likes sex.
Speaker 3: She's eighty. I'm betting I have a problem. You think
Speaker 3: at eighty years old she likes to formic? Do you
Speaker 3: think sex drive goes away?
Speaker 2: I hope.
Speaker 3: She's eighty.
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 3: Oh, oh, shush, hey listen. Did you guys see the.
Speaker 2: What do you call it? What do you call it?
Speaker 3: When you go to jail and they take picture of
Speaker 3: your of Timothy Busfield?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they caught him.
Speaker 1: Well you see the video before he turned himself in.
Speaker 1: No for above three days they couldn't find him, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and he filmed something TMZ posted it. He filmed basically
Speaker 1: a video saying like, look, you know, I was told
Speaker 1: that I was being looked for. I drove two thousand
Speaker 1: miles to New Mexico. I'm here to tear myself in.
Speaker 1: These charges are all lies. I'm going to fight it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So of course he's saying he didn't do any of this,
Speaker 1: but after yeah, definitely. I mean it's I have no
Speaker 1: idea what the details of the case art, but he's
Speaker 1: saying they're lies. The boys in question as obviously going
Speaker 1: the other way and saying that he did it and
Speaker 1: we'll see.
Speaker 3: But finally found him turned himself in after three days.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yuck.
Speaker 3: I know, just the worst suppressing anyway. But that's not
Speaker 3: what matters. You guys want to know what really, what
Speaker 3: really matters is listen to this damn story and now
Speaker 3: you know what? Do me fair? Will you do me
Speaker 3: a favor? Will you criticize him? For get me distracted
Speaker 3: talking about boobs?
Speaker 4: Me?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm talking to Corey. Criticize him.
Speaker 4: You had me it criticized him. You were singing Bette Midler,
Speaker 4: So I asked, if you sleep with her?
Speaker 1: You know, I dated why once dated Bette Midler's understudy
Speaker 1: for Rochelle Rochelle the musical Rosie's Not Here relaxed.
Speaker 4: I forgot Rosie's not here. Was it our choice or
Speaker 4: his choice that he's not here? Depends on when and
Speaker 4: where you ask.
Speaker 3: Probably his choice because he hates my guts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well it's because you bet that his podcast.
Speaker 3: But I was betting the numbers. That's what I do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and bonus back, howk up?
Speaker 3: The average podcast goes pretty episode.
Speaker 4: What did you say, Boney yesterday said the average podcast
Speaker 4: goes one episode.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what he said. A skeleton that washed ashore
Speaker 3: on a beach in Washington State was positively identified as
Speaker 3: a former mayor who authorities presumed drowned twenty years ago.
Speaker 3: Clarence Edward ed Asher was presumed dead after he just
Speaker 3: appeared will on a fishing trip at Tillamook Bay, a
Speaker 3: small inlet off the coast of Oregon.
Speaker 1: Is that where the name of the ice cream comes from?
Speaker 1: And the cheese man? That ice cream is elite?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the cheese is also elite? Is that right?
Speaker 3: It is pieces of d in it.
Speaker 2: The ice cream is good.
Speaker 3: The Coast Guard launched an extensive search that was suspended
Speaker 3: just one day after he vanished it and looked that hard.
Speaker 1: Oh poor, poor, give us have been a terrible mayor.
Speaker 1: He also meets Sauce and said, we can't find that.
Speaker 3: Party going on. He also may have told a friend
Speaker 3: at one point, if I go missing, tell them to stop.
Speaker 3: That's true. Maybe he did say that, or maybe they
Speaker 3: got distracted by ice cream and cheese, or maybe they
Speaker 3: got maybe they got distracted by those big honkers.
Speaker 2: Oh god.
Speaker 4: Bete Miller was part of the search is again, has
Speaker 4: told me for years if I go missing, don't come
Speaker 4: looking for me. If they sent Bette Midler on the
Speaker 4: search party, he'd come right out of where he was hiding.
Speaker 2: He is undoing as bait. Yeah, Bete Miller is bait. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Man uh Asher, the former mayor of Fossil Oregon was
Speaker 3: seventy two. That's apropos.
Speaker 1: How long do you have to be dead to be
Speaker 1: a fossil because I mean if if he was the
Speaker 1: mayor of Skeleton Oregon.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that'd be on the no Fossil Oregon.
Speaker 2: Jeez. Okay.
Speaker 3: They determined he drowned when his wife told him he
Speaker 3: had to come home with her. They're just kidding. When
Speaker 3: his wife told them he didn't wear a life jacket
Speaker 3: and didn't know how to swim. Well, he did it
Speaker 3: on purpose, then, lady, come on, what were you doing? No, anyway,
Speaker 3: his skeleton turned up on a shore in two thousand
Speaker 3: and six. Took him till yesterday to identify the body. God,
Speaker 3: these people are like, all.
Speaker 1: Right, that makes more sense. I had a lot of
Speaker 1: questions of where the hell was this skeleton the last
Speaker 1: twenty years? If this is off the coast of Washington,
Speaker 1: how did that? But they found it twenty years ago. Yeah,
Speaker 1: finally identified it.
Speaker 3: What? Yeah? Has it taken that long for the technology
Speaker 3: to catch up? It take a lot of cold cases. Yeah,
Speaker 3: at a lot of bags of bones, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean? Man, all those feet they keep washing up
Speaker 3: and stuff, you know.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what happened to that?
Speaker 1: I don't know?
Speaker 4: Man, Oh sorry, I mean to ask you, and I
Speaker 4: will say though, it's kind of cool that they kept
Speaker 4: all that. Then it's back in like the sixties seven
Speaker 4: men that before DNA was even a thing. Like, they
Speaker 4: were smart enough to keep all that seal so that
Speaker 4: they could solve those cold cases.
Speaker 2: That's pretty awesome. That's thinking ahead. That is really cool.
Speaker 3: But then also think there is a giant warehouse of
Speaker 3: just bones and bodies. Yeah, yeahs exactly, man.
Speaker 8: But they were strong enough to do that. But the
Speaker 8: issue they had back then is they didn't share information
Speaker 8: with each other. So that's how these people went down
Speaker 8: to town, murdering.
Speaker 3: Up and down. Also, the air is carrying well, yeah, that's.
Speaker 4: How fun He got away with it because nobody knew
Speaker 4: that he was doing it in Washington.
Speaker 2: Then he moved on on his way to Utah.
Speaker 8: Then he went down south further to Nevada, started killing there,
Speaker 8: then back up to Wyoming, then south to Florida.
Speaker 2: They didn't know.
Speaker 3: Also the interstate highway system, yes, correct, sum mm hmm.
Speaker 3: When glows hard and let's grow longer than is that?
Speaker 2: Oh no, that's American America.
Speaker 3: American if you're wondering, like he was married to Helen.
Speaker 3: Helen passed away a long time ago, but they had
Speaker 3: twenty one grandchildren and seventeen great grandchildren. Who now know
Speaker 3: what happened to p mm hmm, so good right, close
Speaker 3: that book, right, yeah, close that book. He looks like
Speaker 3: a good old dude. But I do question why he
Speaker 3: jumped in the water when he knew he couldn't swim. Yeah,
Speaker 3: And I think we all know the answer.
Speaker 2: I think we all do.
Speaker 3: Way to go, Helen, Poor Helen. She looks like a Helen.
Speaker 2: Goud.
Speaker 3: You're sick, so good, I'm turning on the frame. Such
Speaker 3: a good bit. That's from I just say that to you.
Speaker 2: Boy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's when that's when he he's a good salesman.
Speaker 1: He just doesn't realize it yet. But then he makes
Speaker 1: Helen make him chicken wings, even though like the the
Speaker 1: kitchen was cut, but he does the bit and she's like, man, god,
Speaker 1: you're sick, and she's like, I'll throw him on for you.
Speaker 1: And he's so excited and and he doesn't realize that's
Speaker 1: what you You just made a sale. And David Spade
Speaker 1: basically has to explain, do you see what you just did?
Speaker 1: And then that's yeah. Then after that he's an unstoppable
Speaker 1: sales force. Can he work here please?
Speaker 8: And then I think in that scene said, oh, I
Speaker 8: wasn't worried about it because we had that meat lovers
Speaker 8: in the trunk.
Speaker 3: So good, swimming in the ocean with that lafe checker.
Speaker 3: I don't go up to my I only go up
Speaker 3: to my waist in the ocean.
Speaker 2: I wish you had the same fate as Big Tom Callahan.
Speaker 3: God, Yeah, marrying Bo Derek. That is a hot.
Speaker 2: I wish I'm not.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because that's no, that's Billy Madison, that's Veronica Vaughan.
Speaker 3: That is fun. That doesn't sound anything, Chris, Chris.
Speaker 1: That Veronica's I know from experience.
Speaker 2: Dude, No, you don't know, you don't know. No, I don't,
Speaker 2: but a guy I know him and her.
Speaker 1: God how many times all of us in middle school
Speaker 1: and high school did that scene.
Speaker 3: Word for word like it was a one man play.
Speaker 2: Right, Just get a couple of drinks in us.
Speaker 1: You just do the Farley bit from from Billy Madison,
Speaker 1: from Great Grand Wonderful everybody else.
Speaker 3: No yelling on the bus from my generation was Eddie
Speaker 3: Murphy mat everybody was doing delirious or wall and we
Speaker 3: could all do it, every bit of it.
Speaker 4: Man, who would steal thirty bag lunches? I'll tell you who.
Speaker 4: That damn sasquatch is so stupid.
Speaker 2: Pull your hands up.
Speaker 3: That lady who says I if I had pee in
Speaker 3: your pants was cool, I'd be Miles Davis.
Speaker 2: What hawk?
Speaker 3: That's a lady?
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's an old lady.
Speaker 1: Yeah she's Yeah, she's a movie star as the oldest
Speaker 1: Bette Midler in that movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't know, man, I'd be thinking about Pa the
Speaker 3: whole time. Why because he pieces his pants? Yeah he does,
Speaker 3: which is cool though, because PA's cool, Yeah, the coolest.
Speaker 3: He's very good.
Speaker 2: Wow. Man.
Speaker 1: Romo continues to get dragged on social media for all
Speaker 1: the noises.
Speaker 2: Weber hates him.
Speaker 3: I know he does.
Speaker 2: Oh that was eight years ago. Today the miracle?
Speaker 3: Yeah today.
Speaker 2: Do you have the whole play Hawk?
Speaker 3: I sure do, but I'm not going to play it.
Speaker 2: Why not?
Speaker 3: Because it's breakdown?
Speaker 2: Baby bye. The news is next.