Speaker 1: Oh, just telling me.
Speaker 2: We have a doctor in the studio, and I was
Speaker 2: telling her about my injury. Doctor Allison over here is
Speaker 2: an emergency room doc.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: So on Friday, I was carrying a box through my
Speaker 2: house and I wasn't looking where I was going, tripped
Speaker 2: over another box, went down hard, and then my I said,
Speaker 2: I think I broke my finger. My pinky finger was
Speaker 2: all twisted out a joint and kind of bent backwards,
Speaker 2: and so my wife says, kids, see if you can
Speaker 2: pull it back into place. So I squeezed my pinky finger,
Speaker 2: pulled on it, and I felt it slide right back
Speaker 2: into place. Is that what you would have done, doctor Allison?
Speaker 2: That's exactly what she would have done. How much would
Speaker 2: you have charged me for that? Fifteen thousand dollars? No, No,
Speaker 2: you're not in billing. You're not in billing. Okay, gotcha. Anyway,
Speaker 2: we have the whole staff here, Trish. Where are you
Speaker 2: guys from anyway?
Speaker 3: We're from the Mercy Emergency Department in Coon.
Speaker 1: Rapids okay, and you're all in the er okay.
Speaker 2: Doctors, nurses, combination nurses, and doctor Allison. Okay, gotcha? All right, Well, guys,
Speaker 2: thanks for coming in. Let's do a Christmas right now,
Speaker 2: even the magic of the Holidays day Christmas wish. So
Speaker 2: I'm going to guess your wish recipient, the one you
Speaker 2: made the wish for Trish is also with you.
Speaker 1: Guys. Works in the er up at Mercy. Yep.
Speaker 2: Okay, and they've had you talk about when it rains
Speaker 2: at poors. A lot of stuff going on. We're going
Speaker 2: to call. Are we calling Austin? We're going to call Austin,
Speaker 2: and Austin is a co worker up at Mercy. But
Speaker 2: before we do that, we're gonna make sure we got
Speaker 2: our Is that our delivery boy on the hump? Indeed,
Speaker 2: sand is little helper Brandon from College Muscle Movers. Good
Speaker 2: morning Brandon, and there he is.
Speaker 1: Hid. How was your weekend, Brandon? You watched the Vikings
Speaker 1: win yesterday?
Speaker 4: I did?
Speaker 5: Indeed?
Speaker 2: Okay, good all right, Brandon, thanks for helping out with
Speaker 2: Christmas wishes. Where did you drive to this morning? What
Speaker 2: part of town are you in?
Speaker 1: I'm in Blaine today, Okay.
Speaker 2: Brandon is in Blaine. By the way, if you need
Speaker 2: to move College muscle Movers. I had somebody recommend you
Speaker 2: guys over the weekend. They said that they weren't really
Speaker 2: trustworthy of so many moving companies, but they did. They
Speaker 2: went with you guys, and you did a great job.
Speaker 2: So props to you guys at College Muscle Movers online,
Speaker 2: College Musclemovers dot com. Please hold Brandon, we'll come right back.
Speaker 2: We're going to make the phone call to Austin right
Speaker 2: now live. How did you get Austin to stay home
Speaker 2: and answer the phone from an unknown call today, Trish?
Speaker 3: We coordinated with his family to deliver some breakfast.
Speaker 2: Okay, gotcha. So they think that breakfast is coming over,
Speaker 2: and maybe it is. But we're going to talk to
Speaker 2: Austin right now. Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Austin.
Speaker 1: Is that you?
Speaker 2: It's okay, Austin, It's all right. It's Dave Ryan up
Speaker 2: at KDWB Radio. How are you doing this morning, Austin?
Speaker 1: Pretty good, Austin.
Speaker 2: I'm here with a bunch of your co workers from
Speaker 2: from Mercy Emergency Department and Trish is on the phone.
Speaker 2: Doctor Allison is here. Say hid Hi, everybody says Hi.
Speaker 2: Would you have any idea why Katie WB and Trish
Speaker 2: are calling.
Speaker 1: You this morning? No, what we're about to tell you.
Speaker 1: It's good news.
Speaker 2: It's good news in the in the middle of a
Speaker 2: bunch of bad news that you and your family have
Speaker 2: been challenged by in the last few months. Trish is
Speaker 2: here with a KDWB Christmas wish. I'm going to have Trish,
Speaker 2: if you've got a few minutes read the letter about
Speaker 2: you and your family, Austin. Have you got a couple
Speaker 2: of minutes, Okay, whenever you're ready, Trish.
Speaker 3: Right, Hey, Austin, So we did this for you.
Speaker 6: So we work with Austin at Mercy Hospital in the
Speaker 6: ed In twenty twenty one, Austin and his wife t
Speaker 6: welcome their son, Ezra, who's born with Dollon syndrome. In
Speaker 6: twenty twenty two, Austin was diagnosed with kidney cancer, requiring
Speaker 6: multiple surgeries in time off of work. His wife Teve
Speaker 6: was also diagnosed oftuitary tumor in twenty twenty four, which
Speaker 6: affects her vision and is untreautable. Austin and tierralcome their
Speaker 6: baby girl, Amelia on September fifteenth, about six weeks premature,
Speaker 6: weighing only four pounds eight ounces. Emeilli was born with
Speaker 6: a hypoplastic left heart syndrome. This involves the left set
Speaker 6: of the heart being underdeveloped, preventing the heart from pumping
Speaker 6: blood effectively, which was requiring one to three surgeries. Austin
Speaker 6: did not want to start his paternity leave or take
Speaker 6: time off of work until Melia came home from the hospital.
Speaker 6: Because of this, he continued to work after Amelia was
Speaker 6: born and in the necktio, he continued to come to
Speaker 6: work with a smile, never complaining. Amelia was finally big
Speaker 6: enough on November nineteenth for open heart surgery. Her chest
Speaker 6: was closed up on November twenty fifth. Amelia then developed sepsis. Unfortunately,
Speaker 6: Amelia went to be with the Lord on Wednesday, December tenth.
Speaker 6: Austin has remained strong in his face and continued to
Speaker 6: stay positive. He would never know he was having any
Speaker 6: hardships because he comes to work every day and cares
Speaker 6: for his patience without any hesitation. Austin his family are
Speaker 6: so very deserving of this Christmas wish.
Speaker 2: Austin, I'm so sorry about the loss of your of
Speaker 2: your little girl just a couple of weeks ago, not
Speaker 2: even two weeks ago, Little Amelia.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry about that. You have been challenged by.
Speaker 2: Your diagnosis and buy your wife's diagnosis, and little Ezra.
Speaker 2: Little Ezra is four years old, right, Yeah, we're here
Speaker 2: to make your Christmas just a little bit brighter and
Speaker 2: show you some love and support from your family and
Speaker 2: your community and your co workers over at Mercy with
Speaker 2: what we call a Christmas wish, And we wish we
Speaker 2: could just wave our hands and make everything better, but
Speaker 2: instead we're going to do something just to hopefully put
Speaker 2: a smile on your face and let you know that
Speaker 2: you're loved and supported, which I'm going to guess you
Speaker 2: probably feel that all like the five of your co
Speaker 2: workers came in this morning and to show you their support.
Speaker 2: So with Christmas wish, it is things and experiences because
Speaker 2: that's our form of showing you love and support.
Speaker 1: So let's start off. Ezra is how old? Four years old?
Speaker 2: We have some things for Ezra, just some things to
Speaker 2: put under the tree, a bunch of toys and things
Speaker 2: like that if things are a little bit tight this year.
Speaker 2: And I don't know your financial situation and it doesn't
Speaker 2: really matter, but these are things from us and your
Speaker 2: co workers. We've got squish mellows because kids are into
Speaker 2: squish mellows. We've got a magnetile set, a ball pit
Speaker 2: with a slide. Your living room is going to be
Speaker 2: full of things that Ezra has scattered all over the place.
Speaker 2: Hot wheels, monster trucks with a racetrack. You think Ezra's
Speaker 2: into hot wheels. I sure hope, So I'm sure it
Speaker 2: sounds like it. Pop it game, mini basketball, many light
Speaker 2: up karaoke machine because we hear Ezra loves music and dancing. Right,
Speaker 2: the whole family enjoys this karaoke machine. That'll be kind
Speaker 2: of cool. And then we have a oh, this is
Speaker 2: bad news, a mini desktop drum set, which sounds horrible
Speaker 2: and noisy, but you can always take the batteries out.
Speaker 2: But no, this is all just fun stuff for Ezra.
Speaker 2: For you, Austin, we heard that you might enjoy.
Speaker 1: This.
Speaker 2: A blackstone iron forged twenty eight inch griddled with hood. Now,
Speaker 2: that sounds very specific, and this sounds like something that
Speaker 2: you might have wanted, So we've got that for you.
Speaker 2: That's very cool. Jordan love Packers jersey. You're a Packers fan? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: well I'm glad you know what. It was a rough
Speaker 2: game on Saturday night, but we got a Jordan Love
Speaker 2: Packers jersey being directly delivered to you.
Speaker 1: Where is Tea is tea around anywhere?
Speaker 3: Yeah's speaker here?
Speaker 1: Oh hi tea, Hey for you.
Speaker 2: We've got a bunch of things too, just to kind
Speaker 2: of let you know that you're loved and supported. We've
Speaker 2: got one hundred and fifty dollars Massage Envy gift card
Speaker 2: when you feel like doing that one, a brand new
Speaker 2: kitchen aid mixer, measuring cups, bake you like to bake,
Speaker 2: You like time in the kitchen. Yeah, okay, we've got
Speaker 2: a lot of that. And then here's what's interesting is
Speaker 2: you're a Vikings fan, right, Yeah, Sundays must get a
Speaker 2: little tense around the household. But we got a Justin
Speaker 2: Jefferson Vikings jersey and a Vikings winner hat. You've got
Speaker 2: dogs too, and we hear at Katie WDB on The
Speaker 2: Dave Ryan Show, We love Dogs. What are your dog's names?
Speaker 1: Austin, Willow and Finn.
Speaker 2: Willow and Finn are going to get spoiled because Fido's
Speaker 2: Pantry in Excelsior heard about your doggies and wanted to
Speaker 2: help them, so they load They're loading up Willow and
Speaker 2: Finn with toys and food and thanks to Fido's Pantry,
Speaker 2: a healthy pet is a happy pet. Find them online
Speaker 2: fidospantry dot com. Thanks for donating. Sarah and the owners
Speaker 2: over there, they came to us and said, what can
Speaker 2: we do and pets? That's one of those hidden expenses
Speaker 2: that you don't really think about, so we want to
Speaker 2: take care of that. Every wish is powered by Treasure
Speaker 2: Island Resort and Casino, so big things to them. They
Speaker 2: heard you might need some new appliances, so Treasure Island
Speaker 2: is thrown in a Treasure Island bonus, A two thousand
Speaker 2: dollars gift card to home Depot so you can pick
Speaker 2: out some new appliances. A six hundred dollars High V
Speaker 2: gift card. Thanks to high V, that'll take care of
Speaker 2: some groceries and some things around the house for Christmas.
Speaker 2: Every Christmas Wish presented by Holiday Station Stores. They're throwing
Speaker 2: in a two hundred and two holiday gas card. Are
Speaker 2: you guys doing appointments back and forth? A lot of
Speaker 2: driving back and forth.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we we were.
Speaker 2: Okay, we got a two hundred dollars Broadway Pizza gift cards,
Speaker 2: so when you guys want to watch the vikings of
Speaker 2: the packers and get a pizza, you can get went
Speaker 2: from Broadway Pizza. But we just wanted to do something
Speaker 2: from your friends and co workers and your and everybody
Speaker 2: here at Katie would be to just let you know
Speaker 2: you're appreciated, loved and supported and I hope you feel that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you so much, Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: You're so welcome. Have the best possible Christmas. And I
Speaker 2: will let you say goodbye to Trisha and all your
Speaker 2: friends over at Mercy.
Speaker 4: I love you, Austin, Thank you guys.
Speaker 1: Wait, oh wait, one more message from Arianna.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I just want to know who's all here.
Speaker 6: So we've got the Alie, Alie, Leonna and doctor Houston.
Speaker 2: Oh do we have to call her doctor Houston? I
Speaker 2: call her doctor Allison. Hey you, Austin and te take care.
Speaker 2: Have the best possible Christmas. Okay, okay, thank you, thank
Speaker 2: you guys. That is Christmas wish on one on one
Speaker 2: point three Katie w B. Christmas Wish wraps up another
Speaker 2: one on KDWB. You got to get a shout out
Speaker 2: to Treasure Island Resort and Casino. They've done such a
Speaker 2: great job of helping us out. They're just such good
Speaker 2: people and really, when it comes down to it, it's
Speaker 2: run by the Prairie Island Indian community, which are people.
Speaker 2: They're just people like us, so you go, well who
Speaker 2: runs it. It's like they're just people, and the tribal
Speaker 2: council is like, okay, well let's help out. They're just
Speaker 2: people and they want to help out, just like you
Speaker 2: were people and you want to help out to Holiday
Speaker 2: station stores. Also High V big shout out to High
Speaker 2: V Broadway Pizza. Fido's Pantry, they're just so nice. They
Speaker 2: came to us and they said, hey, if you got
Speaker 2: any pets, we'd love to help out. And I said,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, a lot of these people have pets, and
Speaker 2: the pets are kind of forgotten, you know, and it's like,
Speaker 2: you know, you want to spoil your pets. And sometimes
Speaker 2: when things are tight and there's you know, financial issues,
Speaker 2: you still have to feed your pets. Your dog's in
Speaker 2: your catch. So I thought I'd go over there and
Speaker 2: get a bag of dog food. There was like a dolly,
Speaker 2: like a big cart full of pet food and cat
Speaker 2: litter and dog toys and treats.
Speaker 4: Like how much was your car hold writing sack? Much?
Speaker 2: So think and remember when you you know, Fido's Pantries
Speaker 2: are the corner of seven and forty one in that
Speaker 2: big strip mall kind of by the Caribou. So if
Speaker 2: you're looking to get dog food, cat food and anything
Speaker 2: like that. I bought Bernie a jacket and booties from
Speaker 2: over there a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 4: And I'm sure he loves them.
Speaker 1: It took him a while, but yeah, we do for sure.
Speaker 2: This text message about this Christmas wish said, such a
Speaker 2: good family to give this to. My family works with
Speaker 2: him at the er. The funeral for their little one
Speaker 2: was Friday, just Friday, and here it is Monday, so
Speaker 2: your timing's perfect, so you know it's you just can't
Speaker 2: even imagine. They lost a little baby, little Amelia, just
Speaker 2: just a few days into their life. So just a
Speaker 2: hard one. But thanks for all the support. We really
Speaker 2: appreciate that. We'll be back with another Christmas wish at
Speaker 2: nine o'clock and coming right back. I think Jenny's been
Speaker 2: on Reddit. What are we going to talk about?
Speaker 1: On Reddit?
Speaker 7: We can talk about sports that are going extinct?
Speaker 1: Oh, sports that are going extinct.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I was playing pickball yesterday and I learned of
Speaker 7: a new one that's out there that I had never
Speaker 7: heard of.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you guys about it.
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll do it next on kd w B Show
Speaker 1: on kd w B.
Speaker 2: Not true, not true, not true. Bailey has been going
Speaker 2: out with this guy. She calls him regular Guy because
Speaker 2: he's not Weirdoh, he doesn't wear a bowler on your dates.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine your guy shows up and he's wearing
Speaker 2: a bowler? What a bowler is?
Speaker 4: I was gonna looky, look it up, look it up?
Speaker 1: A bowler? Yeah, my bowler?
Speaker 4: Has he there?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 4: It's a hat. It's a fun, little jaunty hat. If
Speaker 4: a guy, if a.
Speaker 1: Guy showed up and he was wearing a bowler, would
Speaker 1: you be like, no.
Speaker 4: You know who wears his hat? Alo black celebrity. What's
Speaker 4: he saying? He wears this hat? I like a bowler hat.
Speaker 4: You're stuck in twenty ten.
Speaker 8: Regular guy does not wear a bowler hat. No, he
Speaker 8: wears He did wear a really nice sweater too. Was
Speaker 8: my friend's birthday on Friday, and so we went to
Speaker 8: dinner and did care okie with my friend and I
Speaker 8: invited regular Guy because I was allowed to. And he
Speaker 8: wore this really nice sweater and a drunk guy at
Speaker 8: the bar, he was like, hey, buddy, it's ugly sweater night,
Speaker 8: not sexy sweater night.
Speaker 4: So I was like, yeah, he's wearing a nice sweat.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: The answer for her yeah maybe yeah, No, I already
Speaker 2: got that. I asked her when she came in. I
Speaker 2: don't care if I get sued by HR. I said,
Speaker 2: could you be pregnant? And she said no, I have
Speaker 2: a feeling that I'm not like you, feel like.
Speaker 4: I had.
Speaker 8: He didn't get to meet my cat. I did introduce
Speaker 8: him to my cat, and.
Speaker 9: No cat seemed to like him, so that's nice.
Speaker 8: He does.
Speaker 4: He did get to meet my.
Speaker 1: Cat, Yeah, that was.
Speaker 7: Animal likes the person.
Speaker 8: He was like, let me sit nearby and just stare
Speaker 8: at you, which I feel like is a good sign,
Speaker 8: but also maybe it's like a.
Speaker 5: If you slight my mother in any way, I will
Speaker 5: cut you. That's what cap said. But he doesn't speak English,
Speaker 5: so he said it with his eyes. Okay, all right,
Speaker 5: he speak Spanish. Yeah, he actually speaks Spanish.
Speaker 1: My cat, Yeah, I stare at her long enough, she's
Speaker 1: going to turn red.
Speaker 7: She won't look at you, and that's what she looks away.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm glad calling hello. I'm actually really happy for you.
Speaker 4: Thank you. You're actually really happy for me.
Speaker 1: Well, of course I am.
Speaker 9: There.
Speaker 4: Actually, this time it's different.
Speaker 1: Jenny's been on Reddit.
Speaker 7: We're talking sports that are going to be in extinct
Speaker 7: within fifty years at least. This is what Reddit is
Speaker 7: speculating over. And I thought of this because I was
Speaker 7: playing pickball yesterday and they had some racket racketball is
Speaker 7: that what's called it. They had a few of those courts,
Speaker 7: but now they have this new game, well not newish,
Speaker 7: newish to America. It's like a Spanish sport called paddle
Speaker 7: It is the most intense thing. It's a combination of tennis, pickleball,
Speaker 7: and racquetball. You go off the walls. It's like fast
Speaker 7: case like tennis, but it's kind of the same size
Speaker 7: as of a pickleball court. So anyways, first off, people
Speaker 7: were saying racketball is definitely disappearing because pickleball is taken over.
Speaker 1: I can see that. Yeah, yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 7: Oh I'm going to say, I remember going to like
Speaker 7: La Fitnesses or Lifetimes or wherever, and they'd had so
Speaker 7: many racquetball courts and now those are all gone.
Speaker 2: We used to go to Lifetime, the one by under
Speaker 2: Target Center, I think it is, and played racketball all
Speaker 2: the time, me and Pat Eberts, and no, I haven't played.
Speaker 2: Nobody plays that. Handball is another one, and I'm gonna
Speaker 2: guess croquet is on the list too.
Speaker 4: What else is on doing that on the list?
Speaker 7: Okay, bullfighting, thank god, because each generation supports it least,
Speaker 7: and obviously it clashes with a lot of like values
Speaker 7: regarding animals, so that one's definitely starting to disappear. Someone
Speaker 7: else said, not NASCAR itself, but maybe like the local
Speaker 7: shore track races are going to go away, because I
Speaker 7: think about it once. I went to Elko one time,
Speaker 7: to their racetrack, and like it was like a cool
Speaker 7: experience one time, but like I never need to go back.
Speaker 7: It was loud in my ears, Like.
Speaker 1: It is very loud.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's kind of a lot.
Speaker 7: Another person said, like fifteen years ago, when the evidence
Speaker 7: started linking CTE to American football, people would like kind
Speaker 7: of said the same thing about football. But we all
Speaker 7: know that the NFL makes way too much money. They're
Speaker 7: never going to stop no matter how many injuries and
Speaker 7: how many brain problems.
Speaker 2: Well, not only that, I mean the thing of the
Speaker 2: feeder system of like you know, Pop Warner, little kid football,
Speaker 2: high school football, college football. So they all got to
Speaker 2: come from somewhere. And I think it's because football is
Speaker 2: and I love football, don't get me wrong. It is
Speaker 2: the most glorified sport out there. It's more glorified than
Speaker 2: Hockey's close in Minnesota, but it is the most glorified sport.
Speaker 7: I don't know if we've ever had this in the
Speaker 7: areas I've lived, but dog racing tracks are kind of disappearing.
Speaker 2: They totally because they're cruel and they killed the dog
Speaker 2: when they get too old.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeez, Yeah, I didn't know.
Speaker 4: I didn't know.
Speaker 7: I don't thought that they usually put them up for like adoption.
Speaker 1: They do, but a lot of them. Yeah, they have.
Speaker 7: Friends that have two greyhounds that are used to be
Speaker 7: racist the sweetest things.
Speaker 4: Ever.
Speaker 7: Everything else is kind of like really obscure sports that
Speaker 7: like I don't know, yeah something, I don't know, what
Speaker 7: what did you say?
Speaker 1: High a lot. It's like it's like polo without a horse.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, pretending to be on a horse, like you
Speaker 7: have one of those stick horses.
Speaker 2: You It's a combination of lacrosse, hockey and polo with
Speaker 2: no horse.
Speaker 4: Okay, well there you go.
Speaker 7: Well that's going to be it for sports that are
Speaker 7: going extinct in fifty years.
Speaker 1: Jenny's been on the Thank you.
Speaker 2: Jenny will be back in a second with an airport
Speaker 2: hack that some people on TikTok are saying that you
Speaker 2: should try, but you should not try it. What is
Speaker 2: this airport hack? I will tell you know this TikTok
Speaker 2: hap hack. It is called the airport theory, and some
Speaker 2: people are trying it because they want to, you know,
Speaker 2: follow the trends on TikTok. I will tell you all
Speaker 2: about the airport theory next. Don you can't make this
Speaker 2: stuff up. On KATIEWB two earlier this morning, we talked
Speaker 2: about a trend that is getting worse called the jetway Jesus,
Speaker 2: where people will get in a wheelchair at the gate
Speaker 2: of an airplane and be wheeled on, but then all
Speaker 2: of a sudden they're miraculously cured when they arrive at
Speaker 2: their destination and they stand up and they grab their
Speaker 2: carry on and they walk off. And people actually use
Speaker 2: this as a hack, and some people say, I do this.
Speaker 2: It just feels like a little luxury accommodation. But there's
Speaker 2: another thing that's going around on the TikTok called the
Speaker 2: airport theory. What is the airport theory? It's from TikTok
Speaker 2: and basically it's trying, with varying degrees of luck to
Speaker 2: get to the airport's entrance to the departure gate in
Speaker 2: fifteen minutes or less. So, in other words, you arrive
Speaker 2: at the entrance and your departure to the departure gate,
Speaker 2: and you only give yourself fifteen minutes. They say, if
Speaker 2: you do it right, you don't need more than fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2: I am of the other persuasion. I get there, not
Speaker 2: real early, but about ninety minutes early. Yeah, because I
Speaker 2: like to go in get through the TSA gate. You
Speaker 2: never know how long, because sometimes you get the trainee
Speaker 2: at the TSA or you get the old guy from
Speaker 2: glen Coe who's never been on an airplane before, and
Speaker 2: he's got like, you know, a canteen. And so I
Speaker 2: like to get there, and I like to go get
Speaker 2: a little snack, and I like to sit there at
Speaker 2: the gate and maybe go through the bookstore and buy
Speaker 2: a little magazine or something like that.
Speaker 1: But they say it is a bad idea. Do not
Speaker 1: try this trend.
Speaker 2: The airport theory because too many people have missed their
Speaker 2: flights while trying to do it. What a dumb thing
Speaker 2: to experiment with. Hey, you know what, I'm going to
Speaker 2: take a risk and do this TikTok trend so I
Speaker 2: can put it on the tiktoks and miss my plane.
Speaker 4: And that's the funny part to me.
Speaker 10: Every time I see those tiktoks like watch me go
Speaker 10: do this that you only end up proving yourself wrong.
Speaker 10: Like then everybody's in the comments like yeah, dummy, hey idiot.
Speaker 8: I also think like, if you haven't traveled in a
Speaker 8: long time and you don't really remember how the airports work,
Speaker 8: you board your plane thirty minutes before it says you're
Speaker 8: taking off. So if your flight is at five am, no,
Speaker 8: you have to be there at four thirty am, already
Speaker 8: at your gate.
Speaker 7: Yeah they closed the doors by like four.
Speaker 4: Or fifteen minutes. Yeah, right exactly.
Speaker 7: I am so the person who waits the last minute
Speaker 7: to get on the plane, though, Yeah, no matter what
Speaker 7: someone I'm in, especially because well, yeah, if you have
Speaker 7: assigned plane, who cares?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Do we all have a TSA pre check?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 1: Maybeither I have clear?
Speaker 2: And clear is you know sometimes it's sometimes the Clear
Speaker 2: people will say just go in the pre check or
Speaker 2: the regular line. It's faster, but Clear is usually it's
Speaker 2: a little bit shorter. It doesn't cost that much.
Speaker 10: I think it's all the same price for every I
Speaker 10: think it's maybe fifteen dollars more if you do like
Speaker 10: global entry versus Clear.
Speaker 4: I don't know that for a.
Speaker 8: Fact, but I think the regular TSA agents just need
Speaker 8: a little bit of like joy and happiness, and that's
Speaker 8: what I'm there to bring them.
Speaker 4: When I walk through.
Speaker 10: Melissa's dad, my girlfriend's dad, you know, he's a good
Speaker 10: looking man. Bailey has tried to hit on it multiple times.
Speaker 10: He went through TSA and there's a woman and she's
Speaker 10: yelling at everybody else. She's like, move this over there
Speaker 10: till your laptop's out. Then she looks at Alsa's dad
Speaker 10: and goes, take your belt off, baby, just talk.
Speaker 1: I'm sure that TSA TSA people.
Speaker 2: It tries their patients because no matter how many times
Speaker 2: people know, you're not supposed to take you know, I
Speaker 2: don't know a stun gun.
Speaker 1: Or a canteen full of.
Speaker 7: Water knives, pocket knives has gotten confiscated.
Speaker 2: David Oh, because I carry a pocket knife everywhere I go,
Speaker 2: and a lot of the time I don't remember to
Speaker 2: take it out of my pocket. I've lost so many,
Speaker 2: probably a half dozen beautiful pocket knives. Some were like
Speaker 2: a couple hundred dollars gees and they go, well, you
Speaker 2: can go back through and you can take it back
Speaker 2: to your car, and I'm like, I don't have time.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 8: So my mom got a plastic knife confiscated from her
Speaker 8: on our last trip, and she brought it with her
Speaker 8: because she thought, oh, this could we can cut all of.
Speaker 4: Our food up and share everything.
Speaker 8: But it was essentially just like a chef knife.
Speaker 4: But it was plastic.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, They're like, you can't have oh but
Speaker 2: so not one of the ones that you've gone not
Speaker 2: a Wendy's not aye, but a plastic real knife.
Speaker 8: She's like, but it's plastic. They're like, yeah, this looks
Speaker 8: like it could hurt somebody. Yeah, mayam, Yeah true, throw
Speaker 8: it out.
Speaker 11: Uh.
Speaker 2: That is the you can't make this stuff up. Brought
Speaker 2: to you proudly buy the Leo Agency. I will give
Speaker 2: them a shout out again for donating ten thousand dollars
Speaker 2: to Christmas Wish. We have two more Christmas Wishes to go.
Speaker 2: We've been doing these for three weeks, three weeks of
Speaker 2: Christmas wishes, and we've loved doing them so much.
Speaker 1: Can I read it?
Speaker 2: Just a random Christmas card we got, Yes, not a
Speaker 2: lot of people send cards, but Scott Andrews of South
Speaker 2: Saint Paul sent in a thank you card. Actually, it
Speaker 2: says Dave, Jenny Vaunton Bailey, thank you for the tickets
Speaker 2: to the Wild game on December eleventh. It was my
Speaker 2: first time seeing them play in person and a very
Speaker 2: fun experience. Thanks also for the joy you share over
Speaker 2: the air waves each day. You guys rock. That is
Speaker 2: from Scott's thank you very much. That was very sweet.
Speaker 2: We really appreciate that. We'll come back with Dave's Dirt
Speaker 2: next on k d WB. Stay here time for the
Speaker 2: holiday version of Daves Dirt, brought to you by six
Speaker 2: one two. Injured Heimer and Lammer's Injury Log. Got a
Speaker 2: text message from a flight attendant from Delta. We're talking
Speaker 2: about jetway Jesus, yeah, and how people like use like
Speaker 2: the wheelchair, you know whatever to get on the flight early.
Speaker 2: And there was one flight out of MSP not too
Speaker 2: long ago that I think they said that had thirty
Speaker 2: wheelchair passengers thirty, which is kind of ridiculous. They get
Speaker 2: to bored earlier and they get a little free, little
Speaker 2: push down the ramp. So people actually use that as
Speaker 2: a hack and they don't check any paperwork. You don't
Speaker 2: have to prove that you can't walk well, and then
Speaker 2: you get on, and then you when the plane arrives
Speaker 2: at its destination, all of a sudden, Jetway Jesus has
Speaker 2: cured you. So this flight attendant for Delta text and
Speaker 2: it says Jetway Jesus has become so common that passengers
Speaker 2: have been bringing as many Jesus figurines as gifts.
Speaker 11: Wow.
Speaker 4: Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 1: What they can do to crack down on that.
Speaker 2: You certainly can't rely on the decency of some people,
Speaker 2: because there'll be people like you said when you were
Speaker 2: the Disney Bailey that people would like rent a Rascal
Speaker 2: scooter so they don't check you to like, okay, get
Speaker 2: up and walk.
Speaker 4: I want to see if you can walk or not.
Speaker 1: Let's go.
Speaker 2: So people will use it to get not just them,
Speaker 2: but their entire family will be cut in front of
Speaker 2: the line.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and I think maybe if you just carry around
Speaker 8: a doctor's note. But now ai. I guess you can
Speaker 8: forge a doctor's note. I don't know's. I definitely would
Speaker 8: never say, hey, you do you actually need that wheelchair?
Speaker 4: Get up and walk, because that's awful.
Speaker 8: Of course not, but man, oh man, if it's that
Speaker 8: prevalent and like that, they're giving out little little Jesus
Speaker 8: figurines being like, hey, thanks for lett me on early,
Speaker 8: then what the heck you guys stop being bad people?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Tom Brady shared kind of a crypto post over the
Speaker 7: weekend after his ex wife Giselle debuted her wedding ring
Speaker 7: with her boyfriend Joaquim Valente, who apparently is a jiu
Speaker 7: jitsu instructure instructor, which I think is how she knows him.
Speaker 7: But he Tom Brady shared a post of him just
Speaker 7: like in a white sweatshirt that said forever young on
Speaker 7: it and put the words yup in it. But then
Speaker 7: the part that was cryptic is he put the logic
Speaker 7: song one eight two seven three eight two five five,
Speaker 7: which is a suicide prevention number for that logic song,
Speaker 7: and it's all about mental health, and like that's what
Speaker 7: he put with that picture. So people were kind of like,
Speaker 7: is doing okay now that Giselle's like debuting this new
Speaker 7: man and whatever you think.
Speaker 2: I think that's hurtful. No matter what your rip, you know,
Speaker 2: reason for your breakup is, you know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 8: Avatar Fire and Ash sets the box office a fire
Speaker 8: three hundred and forty five million dollars for its premiere.
Speaker 8: I have a friend who saw it said they were bored,
Speaker 8: but I don't know. Maybe it's because it's like a
Speaker 8: three hour movie. Really, so p before you go in.
Speaker 8: I have all of my friends and maybe this is
Speaker 8: niche to me, but all of my friends are talking
Speaker 8: about Heated Rivalry, which is a TV show about.
Speaker 4: Gay hockey players.
Speaker 7: You've seen the tiktoks about it and people being like,
Speaker 7: so when do they kiss?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Are they gonna kiss?
Speaker 7: Yeah, because it's gay hockey players, and they'll like get
Speaker 7: in a fight and then well, I don't know what
Speaker 7: happens to you.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but like people will take videos of someone out
Speaker 7: of hockey game and they're in a fight and they're
Speaker 7: like kiss, kid, Kiss. They're like chanting in the stands
Speaker 7: because of that movie.
Speaker 4: So yeah, if I'm probably gonna end.
Speaker 10: Up watching that overbreak for sure, I started watching the
Speaker 10: Taylor Swift doc that's on Disney Plus daylor Swift is
Speaker 10: such an interesting like she knows everything that she wants.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 4: She's sitting there telling her background dancers.
Speaker 10: And the choreographers and I guess the managers ever like
Speaker 10: the way that this show is supposed to go, No,
Speaker 10: the lights need to go like this, and her and
Speaker 10: Ed Sheer and are sitting there like working on a
Speaker 10: song because he's gonna pop out, so they're trying to transpose,
Speaker 10: which means to change the key, and She's just like, no,
Speaker 10: let's try it like this. It's just so crazy, how
Speaker 10: meticulous but genius she is. She's got a vision, yeah,
Speaker 10: And I don't know how that's born inside of you
Speaker 10: to have that, you know much to be able.
Speaker 2: To put on a show like I think some artists
Speaker 2: just have that, like Prince had that. Prince was like fashion, design, showmanship,
Speaker 2: all of that stuff. And I think Taylor just has
Speaker 2: that vision. And I noticed during that documentary that she's like,
Speaker 2: and I decided we would do this. I had the
Speaker 2: idea to do this, And I'm like, good for you
Speaker 2: for saying that was my idea.
Speaker 10: Do you think that Taylor Swift is bigger and then
Speaker 10: Britney Spears was when she was like the pop queen.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm definitely more respected, for sure because Taylor is
Speaker 2: a musician and Britney Spears was a performer.
Speaker 10: And that's what I think it is. I think Tyler
Speaker 10: Swift is more than just a musician. I think Taylor
Speaker 10: Swift is also a business oh no question.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 10: And Britney Spears was just a pops like we I'm
Speaker 10: gonna go out there and perform.
Speaker 9: Well.
Speaker 2: I think that Britney Spears was very much a puppet
Speaker 2: and the you know, the industry, you know, hands were
Speaker 2: like puppeteering Britney Spears through her career and she went
Speaker 2: along with it because it worked. Yeah, And Taylor Swift
Speaker 2: is definitely not a puppet. There's nobody pulling the strings
Speaker 2: on Taylor Swift. What's amazing to me is just how
Speaker 2: many people work on that tour. Just vast numbers of
Speaker 2: maybe a few hundred people work on that tour, from
Speaker 2: the text to the lighting, to the guy who runs
Speaker 2: the I mean underneath the stage. There's like a little
Speaker 2: like a little horse that she rides on. It looks
Speaker 2: like a horse and wheels her back and forth underneath
Speaker 2: the stage because you can't run under the stage.
Speaker 1: It's just it's fascinating.
Speaker 4: I want to be that little horse driver.
Speaker 8: I drive the horse that Taylor Swift rides underneath the stage.
Speaker 4: That's my job.
Speaker 2: Speaking of Taylor Swift, it turns out I think we
Speaker 2: knew this that Taylor Swift's mom was the one who
Speaker 2: set her up with Travis Kelsey. He's the nicest guy,
Speaker 2: and you know what, he really loves his mom.
Speaker 3: I went.
Speaker 8: Then, I said, now, how in the world am I
Speaker 8: going to get her to meet him?
Speaker 2: Okay, and then she's talking about how when her mom
Speaker 2: told her about Travis, you call.
Speaker 8: Me up like with this tone of like, hey, so
Speaker 8: I know you're gonna not react well to this, but
Speaker 8: there's a guy.
Speaker 4: He's really cute.
Speaker 8: You said something to the effect of, like you got
Speaker 8: to start doing something different.
Speaker 2: Somebody just texted in, they said at KATWB one, they said,
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift is awesome, but it also helps when your
Speaker 2: dad's a loaded millionaire and you don't have to do
Speaker 2: anything else in your life except reach for the stars. Now,
Speaker 2: there's no question about that, because you have either the
Speaker 2: privilege of going out and chasing your dreams or working
Speaker 2: part time over at Coles while you're going to to
Speaker 2: ride learn how to weld the goat kart together.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Nowhere Universe.
Speaker 7: It is a bit of a slowder day. But I
Speaker 7: learned something today that I didn't know. Kelly Osborne and
Speaker 7: Jack they have another brother named Louis or Lewis Osborne
Speaker 7: and apparently that was from Ozzie's previous marriage before.
Speaker 1: Sharon didn't know that.
Speaker 7: Yeah, So anyways, Kelly Osborne was seen out in a
Speaker 7: rare photo with her brother because apparently he doesn't make
Speaker 7: a lot of public appearances. He keeps very to himself.
Speaker 7: And I was like, I did not know that they
Speaker 7: had another brother and that Ozzie had a kid with
Speaker 7: a different person. So there you go. Wow, fun facts.
Speaker 8: Another fun fact, Northwest, Kim Kardashian's daughter and Kanye West
Speaker 8: daughter is she's twelve years old and this weekend she
Speaker 8: made her own Instagram account. Everybody, it's breaking news, breaking news,
Speaker 8: you guys, feel well. She has her own Instagram and
Speaker 8: she's already posted two pictures.
Speaker 4: She started it on Saturday. Wow, congratulations Northwest.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, that looks a lot like Kanye.
Speaker 4: She does. She does.
Speaker 10: Indeed, this weekend, I don't know where was Saturday Saturday
Speaker 10: Night Live, season finale or Winter finale, but when Yang
Speaker 10: announce out of nowhere, tomorrow's my last episode.
Speaker 4: So here's emotional send off.
Speaker 11: I just feels so lucky that I ever got to
Speaker 11: work here, and I just wanted to enjoy for a
Speaker 11: little bit longer.
Speaker 4: Especially the people.
Speaker 11: I've loved, every single person works here, because they've done
Speaker 11: so much to me, especially my boss.
Speaker 4: Before I go, do you have any feedback for me? Well,
Speaker 4: everyone thought you were a little bit too gay? Do
Speaker 4: you know what you're me?
Speaker 2: And that is the dirt. We're gonna come back with
Speaker 2: the second to the last Christmas wish and I know
Speaker 2: it's sad, and it's coming up next on kdbub and
Speaker 2: on iHeartRadio. I gotta give a shout out to God.
Speaker 2: I think her name is Olivia. I saw her out
Speaker 2: walking yesterday and she's like, are you Dave Ryan? And
Speaker 2: it was really interesting she said, I listen every morning
Speaker 2: on iHeartRadio, and I thought it was interesting that she
Speaker 2: didn't say KATWB that she said iHeart Radio, and I
Speaker 2: thought that was just what an interesting twist because a
Speaker 2: lot of people say, oh, I hear your show on KTBDB,
Speaker 2: but our show is also all over on iHeartRadio. Of
Speaker 2: course it's on KTWB, but you can take us anywhere
Speaker 2: and check out the Minnesota Goodbye. It is a little
Speaker 2: bonus bit of content that we do every day. That's
Speaker 2: after the show, fifteen to twenty minutes of bonus content
Speaker 2: called the Minnesota Goodbye. Check that out as well on
Speaker 2: the iHeart app.