WEBVTT - He Snuck a Cat Inside His Backpack  

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<v Speaker 1>All right, it's Mojoe in the Morning Show. Good to

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<v Speaker 1>have you guys here with us. This is kind of interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, what were they doing were they were they

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<v Speaker 1>sneaking the cat or what was the story?

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<v Speaker 2>Cat? Right? You know where my mom goes.

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<v Speaker 3>But my cousin indeed has a cat. He has a pet,

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<v Speaker 3>shut out Big Lano. So Deleno speaking of Grandmama. Delano

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<v Speaker 3>lives right next door to Grandmama. So I go check

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<v Speaker 3>on Grandma. I spend some time with her, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>love to see her. So I'm laid out on her,

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<v Speaker 3>little lazy boy. I'm chilling, and I realized that Delano

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<v Speaker 3>walks in. I'm half sleep, so I kind of wake up,

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<v Speaker 3>engage with Leno.

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<v Speaker 2>What's up? Lane?

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<v Speaker 3>Lano has now Lano's like twenty one years old, so

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<v Speaker 3>he's not a kid, but he has a backpack on,

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<v Speaker 3>but his jacket is over the backpack, so his jacket

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<v Speaker 3>is kind of like pushed out, like hunchback and order

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<v Speaker 3>dame type of thing. Yeah, so I'm noticing Lan didn't

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<v Speaker 3>kind of get QUI out here. It's like, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>what the hell is that? Lano like, it's just my cat,

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<v Speaker 3>but he kind of whispered. My grandma was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>I know, hell, no it's not no, it's not in mouth.

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<v Speaker 3>My grandma hates cats. He lifts up his jacket. He

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<v Speaker 3>has a see through book bag with like three holes

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<v Speaker 3>in it for the cat to breathe. I've never seen

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<v Speaker 3>anything like this. How old is Lena? Lena like twenty one,

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<v Speaker 3>twenty two, full grown ass cat in the book bag.

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<v Speaker 3>He like, Grandma, I'm sorry. She's like, get that cat

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<v Speaker 3>out of here. I can smell it.

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<v Speaker 2>I can smell it. He had to sneak the pat

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<v Speaker 2>into her house.

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<v Speaker 4>Bro, why did he need to have the cat with um?

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<v Speaker 3>I think he was about to leave and go to

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<v Speaker 3>work or go somewhere, and he was stopping into her house.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know why he didn't put it in the car.

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<v Speaker 2>I have no idea. Yeah, I don't know. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know where he was going. I thought he was going

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<v Speaker 2>to work or something. But the cat coming to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe he knew if if Grandma Grandmama saw that thing,

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<v Speaker 1>that cat was.

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<v Speaker 2>Going to be a well for sure, she hates cats.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't even realize that untilone else.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I can I can I say something without being

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<v Speaker 1>too controversial? Well, let's hear from I did not know

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<v Speaker 1>that black guys like cats. Did I've always thought that.

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<v Speaker 1>I've always the cats was a white white guy thing.

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<v Speaker 1>We're one with the ID.

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<v Speaker 2>No, there's guys. There's a lot of guys like Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I hear a lot of people they say cats are

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<v Speaker 3>very low maintenance though, yeah, you have to tend to them.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, I just saw.

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<v Speaker 1>I just thought that whenever I have seen a guy

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<v Speaker 1>with a cat, there's usually another guy with a cat

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<v Speaker 1>with him.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what I mean, likely got like rings on

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<v Speaker 3>their thumbs or index fingers.

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<v Speaker 4>When I was single, somebody tried to set me up,

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<v Speaker 4>or friend Nancy tried to set me up with somebody

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<v Speaker 4>and she sent me to his like social media profile

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<v Speaker 4>and he had those cat towers in the background pictures.

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<v Speaker 2>Fre Come on, No, the guy had cat towers.

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<v Speaker 4>Hand to god, Yes, that's not attractive.

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<v Speaker 2>That's hard.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just saying, if you see a guy with a cat,

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<v Speaker 3>is that like to me?

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<v Speaker 4>To me, yes, because I don't I don't care for cats.

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<v Speaker 4>But also then all the accessories and the houses for cats.

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<v Speaker 2>No way, definitely cats enough? Cats?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you gay?

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<v Speaker 5>No one? Then?

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<v Speaker 4>By the way, yesterday everybody was out walking, so it

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<v Speaker 4>was such a nice day. I saw somebody I know

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<v Speaker 4>in my neighborhood walking with two of their cats.

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<v Speaker 2>I couldn't. I had to go, Lucy, am I seeing this?

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<v Speaker 6>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>They were walking their cats.

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<v Speaker 1>Was in the whole point of having a cat, not

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<v Speaker 1>to have to walk it. Usually it's I have it

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<v Speaker 1>just to have it around.

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<v Speaker 3>They probably weren't walking the cats though the cats are

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<v Speaker 3>their companion.

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<v Speaker 2>They were just walking around. So they went for a.

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<v Speaker 1>Walk and they brought they to a little strange eight

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<v Speaker 1>four to four Mojo Live eight four four six six

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<v Speaker 1>five six five four.

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<v Speaker 2>Anybody have to sneak a pet? Anybody, uh, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know, not not able to like, you know, just have

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<v Speaker 1>their animal there. Maybe they have to sneak it in

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<v Speaker 1>their apartment or whatever. Real quick, go back to the

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<v Speaker 1>flooding for one second. Raven a there, Raven, Yes, I am.

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<v Speaker 1>Raven wants to give warning on those that play in

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<v Speaker 1>the flooding.

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<v Speaker 2>What's going on magnet water?

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, so it will give you something called follic.

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<v Speaker 2>Lightis I don't even know what.

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<v Speaker 5>It's like.

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<v Speaker 7>Chicken pox, but like, as far as I know, it's

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<v Speaker 7>not contagious. But she read it she bumps, like everywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, I mean everywhere.

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<v Speaker 7>And I had it as a kid from playing in

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<v Speaker 7>the water, So like, don't do it. Don't as it's raining,

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<v Speaker 7>you know, like small pods.

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<v Speaker 2>You said, phalliclitis.

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<v Speaker 7>You know what does it called a gamell lightis?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, cliculatus like Shannon's Shannon's correcting the pronunciation.

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<v Speaker 2>It's foliculitis.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh okay, Well, to be fair, I was like seven,

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<v Speaker 7>I think when I got it.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's okay, fliculaitis. That does not sound fun. Thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for the warning. So do not let your

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<v Speaker 1>children play in that. Hey, Landing, what's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>Oy? I'm talking about guys liking cats. Yes, I've had

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<v Speaker 2>cats all my life and I love them.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't issue No, there's no nothing with guys liking cats.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that it was I don't know. I've gotten

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<v Speaker 1>that direction.

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<v Speaker 2>But not all stand on it. That's what you're saying.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought that I thought that black guys never had cats.

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<v Speaker 2>I did not know that. I knew. I knew guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you a white guy, Landing?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I am so.

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<v Speaker 1>I knew that the white guys liked the cats. I

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<v Speaker 1>did not know that that was a thing though that

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<v Speaker 1>crossed cross.

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<v Speaker 5>Because I would have to try to sneak my The

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<v Speaker 5>first time I brought my cat.

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<v Speaker 2>Home, I had to try to sneak it in because

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<v Speaker 2>my mom did not want anymore. Oh my god, you

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<v Speaker 2>where'd you find it on the street somewhere?

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<v Speaker 1>Or did you get it at a you know, humane society.

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<v Speaker 8>My friend who works at a humane society had a

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<v Speaker 8>litter brought in and I fell in love with one

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<v Speaker 8>of them.

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<v Speaker 2>What color was the cat?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>It is same, okay, smart one?

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<v Speaker 3>You said your mom didn't want any more.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So we had three dogs at the time and

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<v Speaker 1>we just put a cat down like a few months

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<v Speaker 1>before I brought that one home. Was it okay with

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<v Speaker 1>the other animals that were there that you brought home

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<v Speaker 1>this cat?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the animals loved it. My parents didn't talked to

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<v Speaker 2>me for about a week.

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<v Speaker 1>I could see that if my kids brought home a

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<v Speaker 1>pat I would be so upset. My son, Jacob, lives

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<v Speaker 1>on his own, but he would like to get a

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<v Speaker 1>hairless cat, and.

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<v Speaker 2>I think those one of those.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like he's wanted one of those for ten years.

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<v Speaker 7>I think they're I think they're adorable.

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<v Speaker 2>That they do.

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<v Speaker 1>It looks like Shannon does not find scrotums adorable.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you know that's a fair point.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have a cat tower?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I got a couple of them. I like it, got

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<v Speaker 2>a little mansion. I like it. All right, thanks for

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<v Speaker 2>the call, and then.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>You have a great day soon.

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<v Speaker 1>They're coming back at ourselves during the whole thing, but

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<v Speaker 1>landing was worth talking to. Hold on a second, miss

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<v Speaker 1>fit Tony on the show with us right now, Please

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<v Speaker 1>tell me you're not a cat, Joe.

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<v Speaker 5>You know I hate cats.

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<v Speaker 2>Broka Listen, yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Listen, I'm harder than a bag of frozen neck bones.

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<v Speaker 5>Getting ready to get it on right, I'm on the bed,

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<v Speaker 5>but naked, can't jump up on the bed scratch me

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<v Speaker 5>on the ass right up, like I'm like, dde, you

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<v Speaker 5>ain't tell me you had no cat. I got about

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<v Speaker 5>it there so fast, Mojoe, listen, I'm no longer I'm

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<v Speaker 5>no longer harder than a bag of frozen neckbone.

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<v Speaker 2>I get I get it. Cat scrab Yeah that does

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<v Speaker 2>not sound fun.

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<v Speaker 5>Observer like cats? Ever? You got a cat just jumping

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<v Speaker 5>on the bed while you trying to get the cat?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's crazy. I would right away be leaving that girl.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up, Gail, how you doing?

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<v Speaker 8>Good morning, it's your princess lady. Guys, how are you hi, Gail?

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<v Speaker 7>So?

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<v Speaker 8>Okay, So I had five cats at one point in time.

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<v Speaker 8>I just went through a really bad divorce, had to

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<v Speaker 8>rehome all five of my cats, moved into a two

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<v Speaker 8>measurable apartment. The girl that I gave my my youngest kitten,

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<v Speaker 8>who got kicked out of her place, and nowhere else

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<v Speaker 8>to take this baby.

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<v Speaker 2>So I brought my baby home.

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<v Speaker 8>And yes I should not have her, but I do.

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<v Speaker 5>Man.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's that's kind of wild. So you actually had

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<v Speaker 1>to sneak the cat into your apartment because you had

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<v Speaker 1>too many animals?

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<v Speaker 8>I no, I didn't have too many at all. I

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<v Speaker 8>had five and then I got divorce.

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<v Speaker 1>That's too many, no offense scale, no offense, Gale.

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<v Speaker 2>I think more than two is probably too many.

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<v Speaker 6>No, no, no, no, no no no, I'm is there

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<v Speaker 6>any reason to believe that maybe the reason the marriage

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<v Speaker 6>did not last was you had all these cats? Absolutely?

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<v Speaker 8>Not the guys, not the cat.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, all right, and let me ask, are

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<v Speaker 1>you in a new relationship or are we still with

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<v Speaker 1>just the cats.

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<v Speaker 8>I am in a new relationship, yeah all right.

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<v Speaker 2>And he's okay with the cats.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh he loves my one cat that I have backed down.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah sure he does. All right, Oh god, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>stay care of yourself.