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Speaker 1: the Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. We

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Speaker 1: have an update on the bomb squad and the potential

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Speaker 1: bomb in Glendale. Mark Thompson's with us. It's Tuesday. That's cool,

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Speaker 1: so let's get the update here. This happened moments ago.

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Speaker 1: There is a major intersection, some major streets closed in

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Speaker 1: Glendale because of a potential bomb or an explosive inside

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Speaker 1: of a suspicious car.

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Speaker 2: You Cancillos Phelis Road has been reopened following that investigation

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Speaker 2: devolving Glendale Police and the La County Sheriff's Bomb Squad.

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Speaker 2: They were focusing on that apartment building right there on

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Speaker 2: the left side of your screen. A search related to

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Speaker 2: an investigation into a suspicious person taken into custody last

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Speaker 2: night at a separate location. Now, his vehicle was taken

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Speaker 2: to a towyard. We have some video of that towyard

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Speaker 2: where they did discover some suspicious items inside the vehicle.

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Speaker 2: Right now, they are being tight lipped about this investigation.

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Speaker 2: Reporting Live Mayor seven nine, Chris Christy.

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Speaker 1: All right, so it looks like the streets are open there,

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Speaker 1: so that's good news.

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Speaker 3: That is good. Yeah, it's great news.

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Speaker 1: We have a motorcycle officer that was injured and let's

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Speaker 1: find out what happened.

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Speaker 4: Here we have more breaking news our other Air seven helicopter.

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Speaker 4: It's in Garden Grove now where a motorcycle officer has

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Speaker 4: been injured in a collision with a car. Now you're

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Speaker 4: looking here at the eastbound twenty two freeway near Euclid Street.

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Speaker 4: Some eastbound lanes are closed as paramedics take that officer

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Speaker 4: to the hospital. You see that there the CHP telling

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Speaker 4: us the westbound lanes are fully open. We're working to

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Speaker 4: learn more about the level or extent of injuries in

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Speaker 4: this crash.

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Speaker 1: I got to call a buddy of mine, he works

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Speaker 1: in that area as a CHP officer I named Michael.

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Speaker 1: Got to find out if he's are But if it

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Speaker 1: was him or somebody knew, Oh, it's horrible.

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Speaker 5: That's the that's the fact that we've been talking about. In

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Speaker 5: Garden Grove on that twenty two, they've got the carpool

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Speaker 5: and left lanes closed eastbound just before Euclid.

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Speaker 1: Eastbound twenty two's between the so it's after the four

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Speaker 5: Yes, it's east of the four oh five and coming

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Speaker 5: up on Euclid Street. That's where they've got the carpool

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Speaker 5: and left lane off limits. Still they've got there's a

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Speaker 5: lot of lanes there. There's four right lanes that are open.

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Speaker 3: But there's two left are shut down.

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Speaker 1: When I asked for a while, when I asked if

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Speaker 1: it was east of the four to five, you said, yes,

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Speaker 1: it's east of the four to five, very condescendingly, like

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Speaker 1: I didn't know my freeways, and so we'll talk about

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Speaker 3: I thought it was sorry you were doing all these tracks.

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Speaker 5: You're talking about.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna say those shade of con below information. He

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Speaker 3: did not like the attitude, That's right, it was just

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Speaker 3: a little shade of it.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I was going to go to a Knotsbury farm

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Speaker 1: with my wife, my daughter and one of my daughter's friends,

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Speaker 1: and I can't go.

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Speaker 6: Why my face, your face? Yeah, well I can understand that.

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Speaker 6: I can understand.

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Speaker 7: That that face will slow you down at thoughts.

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Speaker 6: That fact a lot of autographs and stuff.

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Speaker 3: Yep, yep, yeah, yeah, I can't come. My face.

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Speaker 6: Well, you know, Elon Musk, I was seeing a little

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Speaker 6: interview with him yesterday and He was saying that he

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Speaker 6: can't even go out in public anymore.

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Speaker 3: Really, he doesn't go to elon.

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Speaker 6: He was asking at him, do you ever go to

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Speaker 6: he said I can't because he said, the minute I

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Speaker 3: Is that right?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, he possibly need to go to a CVS or

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Speaker 3: Well, only there might be that too, this man of

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Speaker 3: the world. That's not what he said.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what is his Uh oh, let's do it his

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Speaker 1: net worth elon Musku and net word. Let's do a

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Speaker 1: whip around here. Now we got Steph fushback first one.

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Speaker 1: We got a shot at the music, all right, let's okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, elon musk networth according to.

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Speaker 6: Let's pick out a website here, let's go. There's more

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go with invest the Topia, Invest the Topia,

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Speaker 1: elon musk netword. All right, let's go with Let's start

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Speaker 1: with our guest here, Mark Thompson. I'll say two hundred billion,

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Speaker 1: two hundred billion, Crouch, I'll go five five hundred belly.

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Speaker 3: O, I wasn't listening. What's going on? Okay? How much?

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Speaker 1: How tall is snow Summit? What's the elevation is Snow Summit? No,

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Speaker 1: I mean the elevation? Oh, fourteen fourteen hundred? Okay, all right,

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Speaker 1: who's next?

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Speaker 3: Angel Uh?

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Speaker 5: Elon Musk's worth I'll say like eight hundred billion, eight.

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Speaker 1: Hundred billion, all right, Steph Bush, I'll say three hundred billion,

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Speaker 1: three hundred Okay. According to Investitopia E n vst op

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Speaker 1: e d I A invest op Investopia, Elon Moss is

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Speaker 1: on the verge of one trillion dollars space X's reported

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I understand that.

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Speaker 6: You know, they always talk about the trillion, but that's

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Speaker 6: in relation to other stuff that hasn't happened yet.

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Speaker 3: I see. All right, So Krozer one with ye six

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Speaker 6: Yeah, with six hundred billion, so five six hundred billion,

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Speaker 6: So five hundred is what Krozer guests.

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Speaker 8: Yoah, six hundreds in my head was with the Yeah,

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Speaker 8: you always hear that trillion, but it's always projected.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's a click bait type thing. Probably, Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 6: I mean, f that guy. He's probably broke. Yeah, he's

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Speaker 6: got a five lunch, five hundred billion, got a trillion.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's get into we got time, welcome back

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Speaker 1: and do this. Kevin Bacon is remembering Rob Reiner. That's

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Speaker 1: interesting audio. Also, when Harry met Sally, I I guess

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Speaker 1: Drew Barrymore was told that the ending was changed on

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Speaker 1: when Harry met Sally. That's interesting. And also the search

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Speaker 1: warrant is explained Why l A PD waited for a

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Speaker 1: search warrant and I'd never heard that before, but they

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Speaker 9: I guess you're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand

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Speaker 9: from KFI a M six forty petros.

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Speaker 1: Some money are doing your remote, I think from BJ's.

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Speaker 1: I think they're out of BJ's and they're giving away

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Speaker 1: all like the trophies they want in t shirts and

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Speaker 1: their office. If you go to their next remote, it's

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Speaker 1: they're giving all that stuff away. When where they got

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Speaker 1: that idea? Oh did we do that already?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, we did it at the White House.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and already the stuff.

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Speaker 6: Is back office, the stuff that was wrapped up in baskets.

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Speaker 3: Is that stuff?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, how did one of those baskets get back here?

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Speaker 7: I think what wasn't the basket it was, and it

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Speaker 7: wasn't from this pasta thon. It was from a previous

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Speaker 7: when you auctioned off some items promotions.

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Speaker 3: Brought it back and left it on my desk. Throw

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Speaker 3: it away, throw it away, it's nice. I see. I'm

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Speaker 3: with you. You can't throw that away. That's bad karma.

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Speaker 7: I'll bring it in.

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Speaker 3: It's it's a nice I'm gonna I'll take it. I'll

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Speaker 1: Mark Thompson, he's coming in every Tuesday when he's not

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Speaker 1: on the high seas.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And she is my mistress, Tim. I spent the weekend

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Speaker 1: with you with these ads you're doing. I knew it

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Speaker 1: was you immediately with your commercial you ran all over

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Speaker 1: Because I'm Fox Sports.

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Speaker 6: Can we play it? Yeah, let's go for it all

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Speaker 6: right here it is market it's kind of different kind

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Speaker 6: of NFL playoff program promo.

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Speaker 1: Big commercial over the weekend, Dan Man, you get a

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Speaker 1: lot of money for that.

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Speaker 6: It depends what you call a lot couple enough. Okay,

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Speaker 6: here it is Mark Thompson.

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Speaker 10: It's hiring season and in the NFL every week it's

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Speaker 10: a job interview.

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Speaker 3: Record your phone or something.

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Speaker 10: Bring unstoppable offenses, others lock down defenses, and some show

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Speaker 10: up fueled by nothing but pure grit.

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Speaker 3: You're at one thing's for sure.

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Speaker 10: Every team is sitting across the table, resume in the hands.

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Speaker 3: You're doing something, but in this interview you know that

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Speaker 3: you did a good job.

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Speaker 10: The questions are tougher. Is always running this January, the

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Speaker 10: NFL playoffs return, and only the best get hired.

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Speaker 3: It's a job interview thing.

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Speaker 6: James Ham, they kind of played on job interview for

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Speaker 6: company for Fox, the NFL, NFL on Fox. Yeah that's right, dude, Yeah,

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Speaker 6: it's really cool. I was really proud to do it

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Speaker 3: All right, that's uh did your audition? Uh no, I'll

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Speaker 6: I'd done a NASCAR thing for them that they really liked,

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Speaker 6: Can you get him back? And my agent say, yeah,

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Speaker 6: it's Mark Thompson. Oh that's how it happened. Yeah, all right,

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Speaker 6: so this was back.

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Speaker 1: It's the uh it's the Los Angeles Times article and

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Speaker 1: I started here at KFI sixteen years ago. Belli zone

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Speaker 1: longevity sixteen years.

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Speaker 3: Hello, it's a little thing called longevity, and it's back.

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Speaker 1: It's the framed picture an article from the LA Times?

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Speaker 3: Are you giving that away? I don't want it. He tried,

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Speaker 3: YEA gave it away and somebody sent it back to us.

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Speaker 3: Now you can't give that away? What's wrong with you?

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Speaker 7: Lisa?

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Speaker 3: It went to Lisa and she hated it. This is crazy.

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Speaker 3: That's a piece of your history, your professional history. Mark.

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Speaker 1: It's a big picture of me with my name on it.

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Speaker 1: Where in my house would I.

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Speaker 6: It's an article about you taking on radio.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so where in my house would you recommend me hanging.

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Speaker 6: I'm not saying it has to be hung in a

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Speaker 6: throw it away.

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Speaker 3: Where will you? Where would you hang a big article

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Speaker 3: with that picture? In my office?

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Speaker 6: I really will if you want, If you ill, I

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Speaker 6: will not let that be thrown away.

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Speaker 1: Do you have big pictures of you and articles and

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Speaker 1: trophies and that's.

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Speaker 3: All I have in my house.

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Speaker 6: You're tripping over them on the way to other versions

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Speaker 6: of those things you're talking about.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, you had a big picture of himself,

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Speaker 6: That's wonderful. That is a bit that your dad would do.

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Speaker 1: The cleaners that I go to has like ten celebrity

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Speaker 1: So you're in three establishments, and how many pictures did

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Speaker 3: That kind of crap.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's probably probably very very good. You know what

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Speaker 3: Wow looking out hard that rocket, you know? Or wow,

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Speaker 1: And then we went to hul House. He went to

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Speaker 3: Second? He goes, I know who you are? Like, oh,

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Speaker 3: that's cool, I said, when you get your autograph?

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Speaker 3: His his his hot.

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Speaker 1: I have no idea what that means. Wow, it means

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Speaker 1: His new thing that he does at home Depot is

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Speaker 1: He goes he'll explain when he comes home here, but

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Speaker 1: I wish you'd do more of that stuff as opposed

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Speaker 1: But Adam Crawl is coming on with us at six

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Speaker 1: the twenty first, my dear friend Jay Leno.

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Speaker 3: I love Jay Leno. Where's he going to be?

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Speaker 3: That's this Sunday.

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Speaker 1: And I jokingly, you know, there are a lot of

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Speaker 1: So so we're out there and there's that that picture.

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Speaker 1: and there's a place to sign it, and some people

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Speaker 1: He said, yeah, let's just go with that. Rud I said, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

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Speaker 6: is sort of a living room, yeah, which.

439
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Speaker 7: Because it's got wing chair and the coffee table in

440
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Speaker 7: the couch. And Tim goes that we're getting the tour,

441
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Speaker 7: and Tim says, is that the set of all the family.

442
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:06,679
Speaker 1: And I don't know why Bellio found that so funny.

443
00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:07,480
Speaker 1: Nobody else did.

444
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:11,080
Speaker 7: Because your timing was like impeccable and when everybody turned around,

445
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,439
Speaker 7: it does look like the set of All in the Family.

446
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:17,440
Speaker 3: Odd timing. It is that vintage show.

447
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Speaker 1: So Sunday, this Sunday at seven pm, Corol, I mean, Leno,

448
00:21:23,119 --> 00:21:26,200
Speaker 1: is that Comedy and Magic Club in Hermosa Beach.

449
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Speaker 6: Have you ever been down there to see that show?

450
00:21:28,119 --> 00:21:30,840
Speaker 6: Not only have I been down there multiple times. Really,

451
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Speaker 6: I saw one of the funniest moments on stage that

452
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:38,280
Speaker 6: could only have been done at the Comedy and Magic show.

453
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Speaker 3: Really, and here's why is it?

454
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Speaker 10: Jay?

455
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Speaker 6: There's a comedian and then there's a magician who does

456
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Speaker 6: come out of ty call it comedy magic. And then

457
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Speaker 6: there's another magician, another comic who comes out and so

458
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Speaker 6: after I know how the people who might not have

459
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Speaker 6: been there tim So the magician guy comes out and

460
00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:03,640
Speaker 6: he does stuff where that thing kind of a Lance

461
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Speaker 6: burdny thing where the birds show up in his hand.

462
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Speaker 3: You know.

463
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Speaker 6: You know I'm talking all of a sudden they'll do

464
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Speaker 6: He'll make a move all of a sudden, there's a

465
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Speaker 6: bird there, you know what I mean, there's a flash

466
00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:13,320
Speaker 6: and boom, there's a bird and another bird, another bird.

467
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:16,320
Speaker 6: There are all these birds on stage and it was

468
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Speaker 6: really impressive. So he leaves the stage to a lot

469
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Speaker 6: of applause. The MC comes back out and introduces the

470
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Speaker 6: next comic. Next comic comes out and says, Wow, it's

471
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Speaker 6: great to be here.

472
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Speaker 3: You know.

473
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Speaker 6: The magician. You know those birds are in his jacket.

474
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Speaker 6: I was backstage. They're all in his jacket. I mean,

475
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Speaker 6: the the b A L LS is to do that

476
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Speaker 6: right and and but it was really funny. I mean,

477
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Speaker 6: you know, he was just calling out what everyone is

478
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Speaker 6: aware of. But it's all presentation. It was very very funny.

479
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,280
Speaker 6: Is it could only be done at comedy and magic

480
00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:05,880
Speaker 6: show there? It's a great clubat kid. You know, they're

481
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:07,199
Speaker 6: all they're all there in his jacket.

482
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Speaker 1: Speaking of that, like doing ballsy things at a comedy club.

483
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Speaker 1: A friend of mine, Uh, do you know the song

484
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Speaker 1: American Pie by Don McLean? Yes, So my buddy opened

485
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Speaker 1: for Don McLean. He was a stand up comic and

486
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Speaker 1: he didn't get along with Don McLean at all. Is

487
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Speaker 1: it McLean Mcleancyeh, So he didn't get along with Don

488
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Speaker 1: McClean at all. He said he was a pain in

489
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Speaker 1: the ass the tour with and he was just rude

490
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Speaker 1: to him, and my buddy ended up. He said, I'm

491
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Speaker 1: quitting the tour and Don said, fine, you know, do

492
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Speaker 1: this one last show and we don't care if we

493
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Speaker 1: ever see you again. And so he did the one

494
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Speaker 1: last show and during his act, the comedian, during the

495
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Speaker 1: comedian's act before introducing Don McLean did American Pie sang

496
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Speaker 1: it and at the end he goes, Oh, Christ, I

497
00:24:02,119 --> 00:24:03,320
Speaker 1: think Don's going to do that.

498
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Speaker 3: How great is that? That is great?

499
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Speaker 6: And you know, Don McClain still touring in some controversy

500
00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:17,880
Speaker 6: because Don McClain older man. I think he's upper seventies

501
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:22,080
Speaker 6: now he is dating, probably married by now to this

502
00:24:22,359 --> 00:24:24,920
Speaker 6: much much younger girl. I think she was twenty something

503
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:26,840
Speaker 6: when they were. Yeah, there was quite the gulf of

504
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:30,000
Speaker 6: age and it was sort of suggest and she's very

505
00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:33,240
Speaker 6: vava vavoom, you know, like she's very she dresses super

506
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:36,760
Speaker 6: sexy and uh, and there was just a lot, there

507
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:40,320
Speaker 6: was a the whole relationship was shrouded in questions about

508
00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:42,480
Speaker 6: what was going on there. Wow, that just how in

509
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:44,240
Speaker 6: the last year I remember reading something in one of

510
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Speaker 6: the tabloids about it.

511
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Speaker 1: Do you think don introduces her that waya ba boom.

512
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Speaker 3: Hey, look how about vavavavm. I was looking for a

513
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Speaker 3: way to describe it, so I went for bah blah

514
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:53,040
Speaker 3: blah boom.

515
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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Adam Krahl's coming on at six thirty five.

516
00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:59,959
Speaker 3: Woo Adam Corolla, Well we can.

517
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:03,840
Speaker 1: I'm going to play you some audio of Adam Carolla

518
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:06,359
Speaker 1: at a home depot that is some of the funniest

519
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:09,320
Speaker 1: stuff on the internet right now. And if you've not

520
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:14,000
Speaker 1: seen it. He goes to home depot and he tells

521
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:17,200
Speaker 1: people that's not going to work. So there's a woman

522
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:23,200
Speaker 1: buying dowls and a press board and plywood, and he looks,

523
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:25,080
Speaker 1: he looks. I don't think he says it to her.

524
00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:26,720
Speaker 1: I think he says to the camera. He goes, that's

525
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:29,600
Speaker 1: not going to come together. You should save yourself forty

526
00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:31,639
Speaker 1: dollars and put all that crap back. That's not going

527
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:35,159
Speaker 1: to come together for you. That's so great. Uh, six

528
00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:37,960
Speaker 1: thirty five. Corolla's coming on bellio real quickly. I know

529
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,560
Speaker 1: we got to take a break. What is he promoting here?

530
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:40,320
Speaker 1: What does he got going?

531
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Speaker 3: He let me look real quick. You don't think he

532
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:46,600
Speaker 3: could just be coming by to say hello. Well, I

533
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:47,320
Speaker 3: think he likes to.

534
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:53,879
Speaker 7: So he has his year in Live on It Christmas

535
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:58,080
Speaker 7: Podcast at sage Brush Cantina and Calabasis this Thursday, December

536
00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:01,440
Speaker 7: eighteenth at eight pm with special guests comedian Brad Williams.

537
00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:05,040
Speaker 7: Tickets are Adam Corolla dot Com.

538
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:06,359
Speaker 3: I to go to that? Do you want to go

539
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:06,920
Speaker 3: to that? Sure?

540
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:08,240
Speaker 7: Some tickets right now?

541
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:08,920
Speaker 3: No? I don't want to.

542
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:12,960
Speaker 6: Get freebies though I'd like to. Ellio is the Queen

543
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:16,240
Speaker 6: of freebies. If you've got a you know, a book

544
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:18,120
Speaker 6: you're you're you've written.

545
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Speaker 1: She's got a shelf space for it. The Queen submit,

546
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:23,679
Speaker 1: You've got a Queen of freebies?

547
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:26,440
Speaker 3: Man, right, all right? Six thirty five.

548
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:30,919
Speaker 1: Adam Crawley's going to promote a Sagebrush Cantina this Thursday.

549
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Speaker 9: You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf

550
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Speaker 9: I A M six forty Great?

551
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Speaker 3: Is that?

552
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Speaker 6: Was that? That song must have been covered by people before, right?

553
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:46,160
Speaker 6: I mean others do that song?

554
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:49,560
Speaker 3: I've never got I never heard of cover cross our

555
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:51,320
Speaker 3: music guy, was that never heard of?

556
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:53,160
Speaker 8: I think that's one of those songs that I don't

557
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:57,360
Speaker 8: leave it alone. Sure it has probably been weird versions.

558
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Speaker 8: But I've never heard of any of that any notes.

559
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:02,120
Speaker 3: I think, yeah, think of note right, so it sticks out.

560
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:04,960
Speaker 1: So my friend who opened for him, he said that

561
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:07,960
Speaker 1: Don would do that song twice. He would do it

562
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:11,680
Speaker 1: like in the first five minutes and then they'd.

563
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:11,760
Speaker 3: Sing it again.

564
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:15,359
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm not super surprised by that. The update on

565
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:21,119
Speaker 6: his influencer girlfriend born Paris Done. She's a model and

566
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:25,800
Speaker 6: influencer known for work in magazines like Playboy and Maxim.

567
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Speaker 8: Madonna did a version of it. Oh really, that was

568
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:31,480
Speaker 8: kind of like fair. That was probably the most famous

569
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Speaker 8: that I can think.

570
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Speaker 3: Oh, I'd like to hear that. Actually, that's probably pretty cool.

571
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:37,159
Speaker 3: So how old is done?

572
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Speaker 6: There's a fifty year age difference between them. Fifty years

573
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Speaker 6: not bam, No, I think that that's what you're shooting for. Usually,

574
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Speaker 6: I don't think I couldn't go fifty and still work,

575
00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:54,560
Speaker 6: you know, yeh, never know, but I couldn't. I mean

576
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Speaker 6: legally I couldn't. Oh I see yeah, yeah, yeah, no,

577
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Speaker 6: no you hit to wait. Well, he's if you were

578
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Speaker 6: here at his age, you could do it though. How

579
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:04,080
Speaker 6: old is he? Oh, he's got to be close to eighty, right,

580
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:07,480
Speaker 6: How old is he croch. I'm guessing he's seventy eight

581
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:08,920
Speaker 6: or something like that. Maybe he's eighty.

582
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:12,440
Speaker 1: So he has a girlfriend who's fifty years younger. Yeah,

583
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:15,200
Speaker 1: so he's got to be older exactly eighty, he's eighty,

584
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:19,119
Speaker 1: so thirty, he's thirty, and I bet her parents are

585
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:23,120
Speaker 1: probably fit in their fifties. So you're he's older than

586
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:24,480
Speaker 1: maybe her grandfather.

587
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Speaker 6: Oh, that's that's a great that's a great notion. Yeah,

588
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:31,160
Speaker 6: about the same age as the grandfather.

589
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:32,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, the same age as a grandfather.

590
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:36,480
Speaker 6: Yeah, but they seem to be having fun together. I'm

591
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:39,360
Speaker 6: just looking at their little Instagram offerings and they seem

592
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:43,680
Speaker 6: to be having fun. Well, I mean, look it, you know,

593
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:47,040
Speaker 6: if you can pull that off, I don't know what

594
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Speaker 6: you have in common.

595
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:48,080
Speaker 10: Though.

596
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:51,840
Speaker 6: They've been together since twenty sixteen and they are still together.

597
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:56,080
Speaker 1: Really so ten years. She was twenty when they met. Yeah, wow,

598
00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:56,880
Speaker 1: you got a photo.

599
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Speaker 6: I think that's why the whole thing was sort of

600
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Speaker 6: controversial at the time.

601
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Speaker 3: Is there a picture in there? Let me see if

602
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:06,880
Speaker 3: I can find something for you. Most of this. What's

603
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 3: her name? Harris?

604
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:13,000
Speaker 1: Paris done, Paris done d un n d u n

605
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Speaker 1: n Parih's done go look that up, fellas, let's see

606
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:17,080
Speaker 1: what done.

607
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:20,680
Speaker 6: Well, she's a maxim model. You can go add but

608
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:23,120
Speaker 6: she's maximum playboy. She couldn't be bad looking.

609
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:24,680
Speaker 8: Is she now a maxim model?

610
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Speaker 3: She was, she was twenty at twenty sixteen when they met.

611
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 3: Now she's just max.

612
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Speaker 6: Here they are, here they are when he's getting his

613
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Speaker 6: star in the Walk of Fame. Oh okay, she's great. Yeah,

614
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:36,240
Speaker 6: she's she's attractive.

615
00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's seen better days. Yeah, well he's eighty or

616
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Speaker 3: what back then?

617
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Speaker 1: He was right?

618
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Speaker 3: All right, all right, I'm just telling you. Oh, oh,

619
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Speaker 3: Bellio has the picture.

620
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Speaker 6: That's your screensaver. That's the same one that happened to

621
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Speaker 6: be your screensaver, really same one that I have.

622
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Speaker 3: Why it is odd that.

623
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Speaker 1: You'd have that as a screensaver? That's your screensavers? Yeah,

624
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:02,360
Speaker 1: and all your apps there. Why do you have Don

625
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:04,440
Speaker 1: McClain and his girlfriends a screensaver?

626
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Speaker 3: You look up to them.

627
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Speaker 6: This is them just walking down the street. Look, this

628
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:11,040
Speaker 6: is them just kind of going to get a call

629
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Speaker 6: fee or something. I have to say, Tim, that's you

630
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:17,080
Speaker 6: know that you can make that work. Oh it's great.

631
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Speaker 6: I think it's rid for them. Yeah, if you can

632
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Speaker 6: put that together.

633
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Speaker 4: You know.

634
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think you have to have money though that's

635
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Speaker 3: a money thing or fame. I don't know how rich.

636
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Speaker 6: You have to have something. Yeah, you can't just be

637
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Speaker 6: a guy from the park. That's exactly right.

638
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:32,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, guy who's sitting around Bulbo Park all day talking

639
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:35,280
Speaker 1: to his old friends can't do it all right, Let's

640
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:38,360
Speaker 1: play a little Adam Carolla audio. He's at a home depot.

641
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Speaker 1: One of the funniest things on the internet right now.

642
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:44,360
Speaker 1: He goes home depot and tells people he is not

643
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Speaker 1: going to work out.

644
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:47,800
Speaker 11: Sometimes to walk up to people and whatever your planning,

645
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:54,080
Speaker 11: it's this isn't what this not gonna work, and work

646
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:59,000
Speaker 11: some closet thing. If I ever see a chick buying

647
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:01,920
Speaker 11: down so I'm like, it's whatever your planning, it's not

648
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:05,840
Speaker 11: gonna work. It's something for hanging. Something not gonna work.

649
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:10,240
Speaker 11: Also had to have the wood cut in the back.

650
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:13,520
Speaker 11: That means no, saw I saw, I don't come, man,

651
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:15,440
Speaker 11: I don't It's just.

652
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:18,120
Speaker 3: Not gonna work. I should just go head her off.

653
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:18,920
Speaker 3: I should just go.

654
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,920
Speaker 11: Look, I'll give you forty dollars for all this craft.

655
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:24,720
Speaker 11: You'll thank me. Get a bottle of sharena go home.

656
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:28,080
Speaker 11: It's not gonna work. I'm telling you it's not gonna work.

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Speaker 11: Just caught some dude behind me looking at my Sano tubes,

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Speaker 11: going it's not gonna work.

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Speaker 3: The right he left there she is.

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Speaker 1: Then he goes to the parking lot and he finds

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Speaker 1: her and she she didn't have the plywood cuts short

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Speaker 1: enough to stick in her car, and she now can't

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Speaker 1: get it into the trunk.

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Speaker 11: It's gonna try to stuff all that stuff into a

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Speaker 11: ninety two saw and it's not gonna work. What I

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Speaker 11: tell you in the store, what I tell you fifteen

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Speaker 11: minutes ago said it's not gonna work.

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Speaker 3: This's a failure to launch. I can't even get the

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Speaker 3: fly with in the back of it. It's not gonna work. Again.

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Speaker 11: People think I'm being cruel. I'm helping people. People should

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Speaker 11: pay me for the service. Right, Just come up and

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Speaker 11: explain to them it's just not gonna work.

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Speaker 3: I can do it with couples too. She's now inside

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Speaker 3: the car. She's calling her partner. I'm not gonna say boyfriend.

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Speaker 3: I'm not gonna say girlfriend.

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Speaker 11: She's calling her partner because the ply's not gonna make it.

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Speaker 3: You think we're going out this exit we are not.

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Speaker 3: We're going on a victory lab. We are going on

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Speaker 3: a victory lap.

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Speaker 11: Well, that's why you have to go to home depot

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Speaker 11: because you never know what you're gonna see.

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Speaker 1: That's classic, man. I wish he did one of those today.

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Speaker 1: That is some funny. Yes man, he's coming on six

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