Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2: Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Wednesday.
Speaker 2: I'm so excited for this hour because we're going to
Speaker 2: talk about everything from how Oprah's stupid and Venezuelan people
Speaker 2: and that idiot lost his career at Ford and Gavin
Speaker 2: Newsom's in trouble. I just can't get the smile off
Speaker 2: my face. And then we have to go eat vibes
Speaker 2: at the restaurant with Gory and Chris and everything else.
Speaker 2: But I'm gonna start here because I tease it, So
Speaker 2: let's go ahead and start here. Hey, Jesse, I'm kind
Speaker 2: of ticked off of the Venezuelan people. The people in
Speaker 2: Iran are risking their lives protesting their evil dictatorship with
Speaker 2: only implicit support from the US. Where is the uprising
Speaker 2: in Venezuela even with the explicit support from the US?
Speaker 1: All I hear are crickets? All right? That's I was
Speaker 1: about to say, that's fair. I understand what you're saying,
Speaker 1: and I've thought things like that. I've had those thoughts
Speaker 1: go through my head, but I wanted to explain them
Speaker 1: because I think it's applicable to us here in the
Speaker 1: United States of America. It certainly was under the Biden regime.
Speaker 1: This is going to apply to all peoples. Different peoples
Speaker 1: get to different places at different times. For instance, I'll
Speaker 1: use this as an example, COVID, When when did you
Speaker 1: know that stopping an economy was a dumb idea? If
Speaker 1: you're being honest, you don't have to tell me. When
Speaker 1: did you know? Did you know right away the second
Speaker 1: they suggested it? Did you say, uh no, you can't
Speaker 1: do that? Not many did? Okay, So if that wasn't you,
Speaker 1: were you two weeks out, a week out, month out?
Speaker 1: Maybe it took you a year? Does that make you dumb? Bad? No?
Speaker 1: Different people arrive at the appropriate conclusion in their own time,
Speaker 1: in their own time, and they've gone through different things.
Speaker 1: If we have to make a comparison, and I really
Speaker 1: there are two totally different sets of people with different
Speaker 1: sets of culture. In Iran, they've been suffering under fifty
Speaker 1: years of abuse. Remember the show went down in nineteen
Speaker 1: seventy nine, so that's almost fifty years, forty five years
Speaker 1: of abuse, forty six years of abuse. In Venezuela, the
Speaker 1: Venezuelan people chose Hugo Chavez. Yes, Maduro took over for Javez,
Speaker 1: and then Maduro stole election. Even the Biden administration admitted
Speaker 1: he stole the last election. So let's not blame them
Speaker 1: for Maduro. But the Venezuelan people chose Hugo Chavez. Yes,
Speaker 1: they've suffered all kinds of abuse, and they're starving, and
Speaker 1: they've watched their super wealthy country descend into a communist stump,
Speaker 1: like all communist countries do. But it's still fresher for
Speaker 1: them than it is for Iran. I will also say this,
Speaker 1: don't ever, don't never hesitate to put yourself in someone
Speaker 1: else's shoes. I know that's an old cliche way to
Speaker 1: say things, but let me ask you something. Have you
Speaker 1: ever put something on social media criticizing Democrats in the government.
Speaker 1: I sit here almost every single day and I blast
Speaker 1: the FBI both barrels. This is a federal law enforcement
Speaker 1: agency that has the power to destroy my life and
Speaker 1: your life. They'll cook up a crime, frame you for
Speaker 1: a crime, smear your reputation even if you get off
Speaker 1: scott free without going to prison. Your flat broke busted,
Speaker 1: and everyone hates your guns. But you know what's not
Speaker 1: going to happen to me. They're not going to kick
Speaker 1: in the door of my house tonight at two am
Speaker 1: and drag me out and fire a bullet in the
Speaker 1: back of my head and throw me in a ditch.
Speaker 1: And that's after torturing me for a few hours to
Speaker 1: find out how many friends I have I've collaborated with. Yes,
Speaker 1: we are corrupt in this country, there's no question about it.
Speaker 1: But that's how other people in other countries live. I
Speaker 1: would invite you to go look up the torture Chamber
Speaker 1: prison that is in downtown Caracas. They didn't even hide
Speaker 1: it hiding out in the woods. You know, they didn't
Speaker 1: stash it. It's not some concrete jungle thing that's buried
Speaker 1: that nobody knows about. Everyone knows about it. You know
Speaker 1: what it actually reminds me of. Have you ever read
Speaker 1: the book Rampage? If you ever read the book Rampage,
Speaker 1: I would recommend it. It's one of those book recommendations.
Speaker 1: All right, that's twice I said it. I have to
Speaker 1: do it one more time, Chris, So no one emails
Speaker 1: me and asks the book's name is Rampage. Rampage. Rampage
Speaker 1: is a fantastic history book about the Philippines. And not
Speaker 1: just about the fall of the Philippines. It's more about
Speaker 1: the Japanese occupation of the Philippines during World War Two
Speaker 1: and our efforts and ultimately successful efforts to take back
Speaker 1: the Philippines in World War Two. There's all kinds of
Speaker 1: stuff to it, fascinating stuff, wonderful stuff. I'd recommend it.
Speaker 1: But one of the things about it was this, you're
Speaker 1: in the Japanese occupation Manila. Manila had a prison in
Speaker 1: it that was a torture chamber prison where you would
Speaker 1: go and they burned people alive in there all the time.
Speaker 1: I'll skip over what they did to the women in there.
Speaker 1: You can use your imagination. It's worse than you can imagine.
Speaker 1: And they didn't hide that fact. They didn't even want
Speaker 1: to hide that fact. They wanted the Filipino people to know,
Speaker 1: if you step out a line, or if we even
Speaker 1: suspect that you know someone who stepped out of line,
Speaker 1: you're going to die, and you're not going to enjoy it.
Speaker 1: You're going to die and it will not be fast. Now,
Speaker 1: I've never lived under a regime like that, and you've
Speaker 1: never lived under a regime like that. But think about
Speaker 1: the fear you would feel maybe, if not for yourself,
Speaker 1: maybe you are personally brave. There are people that are
Speaker 1: that way, all kinds of cops and firefighters and guys
Speaker 1: who fought in combat and things like that. People are
Speaker 1: personally brave and will risk their own lives. People who
Speaker 1: are willing to die for something sounds good. What about
Speaker 1: your daughter, your son, because the Japanese they would do that.
Speaker 1: They'd take your daughter right in front of you, and
Speaker 1: you don't want to know where she ends up. They
Speaker 1: take your son, they'd kill your son, chop his head
Speaker 1: off right in front of you. Many people are personally brave,
Speaker 1: but you start threatening those closest to them and they'll
Speaker 1: break very understandably. Well, that's how people under these oppressive,
Speaker 1: oppressive regimes live. I can blame, and I do blame,
Speaker 1: the Venezuelan people for being so stupid that they voted
Speaker 1: for Hugo Chavez back in the day, They voted for
Speaker 1: a socialist back in the day, and turned their wealthy
Speaker 1: country into a disaster. Yes, they have to own that,
Speaker 1: there's no question about that. It's hard for me to
Speaker 1: criticize the Iranian people, the Venezuelan people, people anywhere across
Speaker 1: the globe when I personally, I don't have to risk that.
Speaker 1: I can sit here for four years when Joe Biden
Speaker 1: was president President of the United States of America. That's
Speaker 1: a big deal. That's the most powerful office in the world.
Speaker 1: And yet three hours a day, when I wasn't making
Speaker 1: fun of Corey's menu choices, for three hours a day,
Speaker 1: I sat here and towards Joe Biden apart, and I lived,
Speaker 1: and nobody came and kidnapped my wife and took her
Speaker 1: to a torture chamber. Let's not judge how the other
Speaker 1: people live, right, Jesse a stupid and naive question. But
Speaker 1: I'm just a peon and a multi community college dropout.
Speaker 1: In the light of government fraud and unaccountability, how is
Speaker 1: there no initiative by anyone for a mandate that each
Speaker 1: state must go through Doge audit and review. All Right,
Speaker 1: So there's a little that.
Speaker 3: Last week we announced that I'm creating a brand new
Speaker 3: division at the Department of Justice, a legal strike force,
Speaker 3: led by a really tough, smart new Attorney General for fraud.
Speaker 1: He's a fantastic young guy. He's so impassioned to do
Speaker 1: this properly.
Speaker 3: We intend to imprison any frauds or politician or public
Speaker 3: official involved in these sick plots to loot and pillage
Speaker 3: our country.
Speaker 1: So we're getting some of that, but remember there is something.
Speaker 1: Sometimes we like it and sometimes we hate it. But
Speaker 1: let me tell you something, in the end, it's going
Speaker 1: to really serve us.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 1: Are states they really are their own country in a
Speaker 1: lot of ways. In this country, yes they are united.
Speaker 1: Yes we have a federal government and all those things,
Speaker 1: but that the states govern themselves. That drives you crazy.
Speaker 1: When we're in charge, you like it when they're in charge.
Speaker 1: In the end, it will be better for us. It
Speaker 1: is the Jesse Kelly Show reminding you that you can
Speaker 1: email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Before
Speaker 1: I get to this moron at Ford who gave up
Speaker 1: his career, So I saw a video right before I
Speaker 1: came on the air. There was a plane, I think
Speaker 1: it was in Denver. Something caught fire on the plane,
Speaker 1: attire or something like that, and they deployed that slide,
Speaker 1: that huge slide that goes out the side of the plane.
Speaker 1: And you know you've seen people get on that slide.
Speaker 1: You jump to get on the slide. It's not even
Speaker 1: like you, you kind of pussyfoot it you jump to
Speaker 1: get on the slide. I want to go on one
Speaker 1: of those slides, and I would be willing to have
Speaker 1: a small fire. I don't want anybody hurt. What Chris,
Speaker 1: A small fire if it meant I got to go
Speaker 1: down one of those sides. What Chris. No, I'm not
Speaker 1: going to cause the fire, all right, not right away,
Speaker 1: but at some point in my life, I feel like
Speaker 1: I should be able to go down one of those slides.
Speaker 1: I feel like this should be an option for people.
Speaker 1: I don't want anyone hurt, maybe some small damage to
Speaker 1: the aircraft, whatever it is. I want to go down
Speaker 1: the slide, and I don't think that's unreasonable. And it's
Speaker 1: not just the wee factor of getting to go down
Speaker 1: the slide. Can you imagine how much it would be
Speaker 1: to tell every person you know until the end of
Speaker 1: time that you went down the slide. I would tell everybody.
Speaker 1: I would. I'd tell people who I'd already told the
Speaker 1: story to, and I would and I would know that
Speaker 1: I'd already told them the story, and I would say
Speaker 1: I'd even act like I was going to be played.
Speaker 1: Did I tell you about the time I went down
Speaker 1: the slide, and if they said yes, I've no, I
Speaker 1: don't think I did. And I just tell you the
Speaker 1: story again. I want to go down one of those
Speaker 1: slides so bad it's killing me. I watched that video
Speaker 1: of those people going down, including the brain dead woman
Speaker 1: who went down face first and all. Chris, she's a woman,
Speaker 1: she doesn't know what she's doing. And I wanted to
Speaker 1: go down that thing so friggin bad.
Speaker 2: The one guy brought us bags, he's not going back,
Speaker 2: and you know what, you can blame that guy.
Speaker 1: Chris is mad at that guy. Maybe that's appropriate, maybe
Speaker 1: it's not. But you know, for a fact, with all
Speaker 1: the regulations and everything else going on, if you don't
Speaker 1: bring your carry on down the slide, it's days if
Speaker 1: you it's days before you see that bag again. Maybe
Speaker 1: he did the right thing, maybe he did the wrong thing.
Speaker 1: I'll grab my bag too. I'm not gonna help you
Speaker 1: with yours, Chris. I'm grabbing my bag, though, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go down that slide. Tell you for it suspends a
Speaker 1: worker who heckled Trump. These freaking morons.
Speaker 2: We talked about this a little bit last night, about
Speaker 2: how Trump gave the.
Speaker 1: Guy the middle finger. The guy was shouting things at Trump,
Speaker 1: and the guy's been suspended because he's a UAW United
Speaker 1: Auto Workers guy, so he probably won't even be fired,
Speaker 1: maybe won't even be fired. But who chances that if
Speaker 1: you're a UAW worker, you make great money. And those
Speaker 1: guys have the most ridiculous, over the top gold plated
Speaker 1: retirement where they work for I don't know what the
Speaker 1: number of years is now. They're always renegotiating things. But
Speaker 1: once you hit that number of years, man, you can
Speaker 1: work at Ford for a while and then you retire
Speaker 1: on a beach in Florida with your boat if you
Speaker 1: want to. You may not be a multi multi millionaire,
Speaker 1: but you're doing just fine the rest of your life.
Speaker 1: Who risks that to yell something at Donald Trump? I
Speaker 1: don't even understand how these people think. Even if you
Speaker 1: hate Donald Trump, even if you hate his freaking guts,
Speaker 1: who would chance that? Who would chance at some emails? Jesse,
Speaker 1: You're correct that price controls result in shortages, But in
Speaker 1: the case of credit cards, would it not be a
Speaker 1: good thing to limit the spread of easy credit? There
Speaker 1: is an argument to be made preventing people from falling
Speaker 1: into abusive credit is a social good. Personally, I'm on
Speaker 1: the fence. I have nearly eight hundred credit I pay
Speaker 1: off my cards, but it might be better for the
Speaker 1: welfare of the poor to prevent them from falling into
Speaker 1: the credit card trap. Oh I don't. I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: push back on you on that. Those check cashing places,
Speaker 1: the payday loan places, the places where basically you get
Speaker 1: an advance on your paycheck and then they take a
Speaker 1: huge percentage of your paycheck when it actually comes in.
Speaker 1: I hate that stuff. I hate that stuff. When I
Speaker 1: was ranting about putting this cap on credit card fees,
Speaker 1: don't take that as I want people or to run
Speaker 1: up credit card fees. Don't take that as a defense
Speaker 1: of credit card companies or anything like that at all.
Speaker 1: It's none of those things at all. My point was
Speaker 1: price controls. Price controls are always an easy sell for
Speaker 1: a politician every single time, one hundred percent of the time.
Speaker 1: You know why, Well, whatever they're proposing price controls on,
Speaker 1: it's something that's too expensive, it's something that is burying
Speaker 1: people financially, something that is putting things out of reach
Speaker 1: for people. And so when a politician steps up and
Speaker 1: says no more I'm going to lower the prices on this.
Speaker 1: I'm going to put a cap on how much they
Speaker 1: can charge. The masses will always cheer for that, and
Speaker 1: every single time, without exception, the people who cheer for
Speaker 1: it end up hurt in the end because they come
Speaker 1: with shortages. Now you can't get it. But that goes
Speaker 1: to this guy's point. Well, then people won't be able
Speaker 1: to get credit cards. Okay, but it will extend beyond
Speaker 1: on credit cards. And I want you to be able
Speaker 1: to get a credit card if you want a credit card.
Speaker 1: I think that's a good thing. All Right, we have more,
Speaker 1: hang on. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a
Speaker 1: Fantastic Wednesday. Member, you can email the show Jesse at
Speaker 1: Jesse kellyshow dot com. So tell you a story, a
Speaker 1: little brief story. There was a guy I knew. He's
Speaker 1: in this industry and he knew a billionaire. I'm not
Speaker 1: going to tell you who this billionaire is. You would
Speaker 1: maybe know the name, maybe not, but he knew a billionaire.
Speaker 1: The guy, the billionaire was involved with professional sports, but
Speaker 1: before he got involved in professional sports, he made his
Speaker 1: billions with one specific industry. All right, you with me?
Speaker 1: So billionaire makes his billions with one specific in street.
Speaker 1: All right, now, this billionaire, my buddy was, I say,
Speaker 1: going into business with the billionaire. But how it worked
Speaker 1: was my buddy was the one who knew the business
Speaker 1: he wanted to start, knew what he wanted to do.
Speaker 1: The billionaire he was just the money behind it. He's
Speaker 1: going to put up the money. My buddy's going to
Speaker 1: start the business and run the business. The billionaire is
Speaker 1: obviously hoping to get a return on his investment. All right,
Speaker 1: you got it. Now, my buddy ran into problems, many many,
Speaker 1: many problems with this business. And we were having a
Speaker 1: long talk one night about about these problems, and I
Speaker 1: asked him why, what's the issue? Why do you keep
Speaker 1: running into problems? And he said, well, it's I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna that's not his name, it's Bob, Bob the billionaire.
Speaker 1: And I said, why what's Bob doing? He said, well,
Speaker 1: Bob has all these ideas, and because it's his money,
Speaker 1: he wants me to try to implement his ideas, to
Speaker 1: which I naive. Jesse said, okay, well I bet he's
Speaker 1: got some smart ideas. He's a billionaire. And that's where
Speaker 1: my buddy gave me the look, and he said, Jesse,
Speaker 1: many billionaires, not all, but many billionaires. They tried a
Speaker 1: million things and failed at a million things before they
Speaker 1: were billionaires, and after they become billionaires because one thing
Speaker 1: they tried hit, they'll try a million more things, and
Speaker 1: almost all of those things failed. To the billionaire oftentimes,
Speaker 1: as my buddy explained to me, I'm paraphrasing, he is bold.
Speaker 1: He's a man willing to take chances. And he's a
Speaker 1: man who takes enough chances he rolls the dice enough
Speaker 1: times that eventually he rolls a double sixes and gets
Speaker 1: to luxuriate on a yacht the rest of his life.
Speaker 1: But what it does not do, what it does not mean,
Speaker 1: is that guy he's not intelligent at everything. So if
Speaker 1: the guy made a billion dollars starting a car companies
Speaker 1: across the country, he sells Hondas across the country, That's
Speaker 1: not what this guy did. He's mister billionaire, mister Honda
Speaker 1: dealership billionaire. That doesn't mean he knows how to run
Speaker 1: a professional sports team. That doesn't mean he knows how
Speaker 1: to sell stamps. That doesn't mean he knows about the
Speaker 1: newest internet technology. And the problem is now that he's
Speaker 1: a billionaire. He thinks he does. He thinks he does.
Speaker 1: It's perfectly natural. What do you mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I have this army of staffers around me. I have
Speaker 1: a personal assistant. I flew here on a private jet.
Speaker 1: Everyone I meet is nice to me and tells me
Speaker 1: how wonderful and smart I am. I'm a billionaire. It's
Speaker 1: an exclusive club. I can do anything. But the truth is,
Speaker 1: at many things, billionaires are morons. They're great at something,
Speaker 1: maybe a couple things, but they're morons. Oprah Winfrey. I
Speaker 1: don't care for Oprah Winfrey because she's spent her career
Speaker 1: luxuriating in America while also complaining that America is racist.
Speaker 1: I'm so oppressed. Oh my yacht, I'm so tired of that.
Speaker 1: So I can't say an Oprah Winfrey anyway. I'll admit that.
Speaker 1: But Oprah Winfrey went on the view.
Speaker 5: She said this, Now, I understand that if you carry
Speaker 5: the obesity gene, if that is what you have, that
Speaker 5: is what makes you overeat, you don't overeat and become obese.
Speaker 5: Obesity causes you to overeat. Obesity causes you to have
Speaker 5: all of that food noise.
Speaker 2: That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my
Speaker 2: entire life.
Speaker 1: Eating doesn't make you obese. If you're obese, that's why
Speaker 1: you eat. But this is exactly what I mean. Oprah
Speaker 1: is a brilliant media business person. Brilliant. She knows her
Speaker 1: way around the media world quite well, when to buy,
Speaker 1: when to sell, what to do, what people are looking for.
Speaker 1: Brilliant by any measure. But you start leaning on these
Speaker 1: people for advice on how to do your taxes, and
Speaker 1: you find out that there's some of the dumbest freaking
Speaker 1: people on the face of the planet. And the problem
Speaker 1: with that is if you tell me I'm dumb at
Speaker 1: something like nutrition, then that would be a good thing.
Speaker 1: I would be dumb at you tell me I'm dumb.
Speaker 1: I don't know nutrition. Okay. I have people around me
Speaker 1: that'll call me dumb all the time. My best friends do,
Speaker 1: Chris does, Corey does, wife. My boys will make fun
Speaker 1: of me when I say or do something stupid. But
Speaker 1: when you're a billionaire, there's nobody around you to say, hey,
Speaker 1: billionaire Jesse, that's really dumb. You shouldn't say that anymore
Speaker 1: because that's dumb. You don't have those people in your life.
Speaker 1: You've censored those people out of your life. You have
Speaker 1: a full bank account, more money than you can ever spend,
Speaker 1: and you think you're brilliant at everything, and you're just not.
Speaker 1: It's not speaking a brilliant California. You know, we talked
Speaker 1: forever about how there's no guardrails anymore in these blue states.
Speaker 1: There's nothing to hold the communists back. Well, California has
Speaker 1: been pushing hard for a wealth tax, a one time
Speaker 1: five percent tax on billionaires, telling billionaires five percent of
Speaker 1: your net worth you're going to stroke a check to
Speaker 1: the state of California for it. This thing has gained
Speaker 1: so much momentum. I read something today that the total
Speaker 1: wealth that has left California is one trillion dollars. In
Speaker 1: case you're wondering, that's half the wealth in California. They
Speaker 1: had two trillion. There's only one trillion left. Now Gavin
Speaker 1: Newsom is having to come out publicly and wash his
Speaker 1: hands of the whole thing and try to walk the
Speaker 1: whole thing back. But by now it's too late. And
Speaker 1: this is what happens in blue states when there are
Speaker 1: no limiting principles, when there are no guardrails, when there's
Speaker 1: nothing to hold you back. Do you have any idea,
Speaker 1: if you're listening in California right now, how much your
Speaker 1: life is probably going to get worse because half of
Speaker 1: the state's wealth already left. Do you think those scumbag
Speaker 1: communists who run your city, or your county or your
Speaker 1: state are going to be cutting your taxes? Do you
Speaker 1: think they're going to be cutting the budget? Not a
Speaker 1: chance at all. To vote for a Democrat in the
Speaker 1: year twenty twenty six is to vote for endless destruction.
Speaker 1: All right, one more, It's The Jesse Kelly Show. Final
Speaker 1: segment of The Jesse Kelly Show. Remember you can email
Speaker 1: us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Still, I've got
Speaker 1: to play it for you again. Still this exchange between
Speaker 1: Josh Holly and the doctor. It we live in set,
Speaker 1: We occupy separate worlds. Now, it didn't used to be
Speaker 1: that way. You could agree on some things and discuss
Speaker 1: some things, but there's no reasoning with this kind of insane.
Speaker 4: The goals is the truth? So can men get pregnant?
Speaker 1: Again?
Speaker 6: The reason I paused there is I'm not really sure
Speaker 6: what the goal of the question.
Speaker 4: Goal is, just to establish a biological reality.
Speaker 7: You just said a moment ago that science and evidence
Speaker 7: should control, not politics.
Speaker 4: So let's just test that proposition. Can men get pregnant?
Speaker 6: I take care of people with many identities, but.
Speaker 4: Can men get pregnant?
Speaker 6: Many women that can get pregnant? I do take care
Speaker 6: of people that don't identify as women.
Speaker 4: That can Can men get pregnant?
Speaker 6: Again, as I'm saying, let me just remind.
Speaker 7: You you testified to a moment ago science and evidence
Speaker 7: should control, not politics.
Speaker 4: So should can men get pregnant?
Speaker 6: You're a doctor, say science and evidence should guide medicine.
Speaker 7: I do science that evidence tell us that men can
Speaker 7: get pregnant, Biological men, can they get pregnant?
Speaker 6: I also think yes, no, questions like this are a
Speaker 6: political tool.
Speaker 7: No, yes, No, questions are about the truth. Doctor, or
Speaker 7: let's not make a mockery of this proceeding.
Speaker 1: Be careful going to the doctor nowadays. Don't think for
Speaker 1: a second that moron with the weird voice inflection. Don't
Speaker 1: think she's the only one practicing medicine in this country now. Also,
Speaker 1: Hillary Clinton didn't show up today for her deposition.
Speaker 8: Hillary Clinton joined her husband in defying a bipotterson lawful
Speaker 8: Congressional subpoena to show up today. So here's the here's
Speaker 8: the here's the situation. Uh, where're you going to hold
Speaker 8: both Clintons in criminal contempt of Congress?
Speaker 1: They got to go to prison, GOP Steve Bannon went
Speaker 1: to prison for that. Peter Navarro went to prison for that.
Speaker 1: We can operate. We cannot operate in a country where
Speaker 1: Republicans go to prison for doing things and Democrats are
Speaker 1: allowed to do the same thing. But we get uncomfortable
Speaker 1: when it comes time to send them to prison. It's
Speaker 1: got to go to prison. Also, I've made the point before.
Speaker 1: I can't believe we live in a country where our
Speaker 1: politicians feel comfortable saying things like the majority.
Speaker 9: Of Americans across the country, regardless of political party, know
Speaker 9: that immigrants from all over the world, Somalia, India, wherever
Speaker 9: they're from, Latin America, Africa, that immigrants have built this
Speaker 9: country and make this country what it is today.
Speaker 1: The Democrat Party is so broken they'll stand up in
Speaker 1: front of the camera and tell you all the time
Speaker 1: that foreigners built your country. My word, Oh yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: Somali's built something that's for sure. It's called it's called
Speaker 1: the largest fraud network in the United States of America
Speaker 1: that we know of. Remember, we're just scratching the surface.
Speaker 1: We haven't gotten to California yet. Everyone's saying that Minnesota
Speaker 1: has grown zero for all this. Oh my, remember that
Speaker 1: clip from San Francisco we played.
Speaker 10: I did an article that posted today just highlighting one
Speaker 10: of these organizations in San Francisco which is supposed to
Speaker 10: be providing free shots of alcohol to homeless alcoholics. And
Speaker 10: in five years, at six sixteen million dollars a year,
Speaker 10: they've served fifty five clients.
Speaker 1: No, you're making that up. That's just just tax money
Speaker 1: and advise free shots of booze to street trucks.
Speaker 10: Yes, yes, and it's been going on for a number
Speaker 10: of years. It was an organization that already existed, but
Speaker 10: they beefed it up during COVID ostensibly to keep these
Speaker 10: homeless alcoholics out of emergency rooms.
Speaker 1: Well that sounds good. Yeah, there's a lot of theft
Speaker 1: in this country. That's also why you need to get lifelocked.
Speaker 1: By the way, don't think that all the theft is
Speaker 1: in the government. It's online. Did you know the mafia
Speaker 1: is in on this now? This is it's where you steal.
Speaker 1: Now you don't run into a bank. When's the last
Speaker 1: time you heard about a big bank robbery. You don't
Speaker 1: go in a bank with a mask and a gun.
Speaker 1: You steal someone social security number, You steal their address.
Speaker 1: Your address, the one that's floating around online. Oh what
Speaker 1: are they going to do with it? They take out
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Speaker 5: Now, I understand that if you carry the obesity gene.
Speaker 5: If that is what you have, that is what makes
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Speaker 5: you to overeat. Obesity causes you to have all of
Speaker 5: that food noise.
Speaker 1: Oh, I have bad news. You know how we talked
Speaker 1: about darn tough socks because everyone was recommending darn toughsocks.
Speaker 1: And I told you I read the emails, but I said,
Speaker 1: we've not looked into it. But you did look into it,
Speaker 1: and we got email after email after email after email.
Speaker 1: There's a George Floyd paid inclusion this diversity that we suspected.
Speaker 1: Me and Jewish producer Chris were talking about it based
Speaker 1: in Vermont. If it's not maple syrup, you should be
Speaker 1: suspect of anything that comes out of Vermont. And let's
Speaker 1: be honest, none of it's as good as Missus Butterworth's anyway,
Speaker 1: But that's another story entirely. It's out of Vermont. Bernie
Speaker 1: Sanders gets elected in Vermont. I'm pretty sure Ben and
Speaker 1: Jerry's those dirty comedies who used to make ice cream,
Speaker 1: they were out of Vermont. I was immediately suspect when
Speaker 1: I heard Vermont. It's probably not a company that we
Speaker 1: should be giving money to. Did you do what you do?
Speaker 1: It's your money. I'm glad they make great socks. I
Speaker 1: told Jewish producer Chris and producer Corey, I was gonna
Speaker 1: get them a pair of socks. I was gonna get
Speaker 1: me a pair of socks. I've now decided I'm only
Speaker 1: gonna get a pair for me. No, I'm kidding, No,
Speaker 1: I'm joking. I'm not getting any I'm not getting any
Speaker 1: Chris Gosh. And now here's a headline.
Speaker 4: Why you know?
Speaker 1: You know the day headlines we didn't get to. Washington
Speaker 1: Post says the FBI search reporters home in classified documents probe.
Speaker 1: Our government is still full of communists who lead classified
Speaker 1: documents to reporters. Just gonna heads up. Republican senators subpoena
Speaker 1: phone companies for the names of those targeted in the
Speaker 1: Arctic frost. Probe your cell phone company, if it's not
Speaker 1: pure talk, gave your information to the government. Nearly a
Speaker 1: third of Canadians believe the US may try to invade Canada.
Speaker 1: Just a reminder, it's not just Americans who live in
Speaker 1: a world of make believe. Plus Canada, you should be
Speaker 1: so lucky. Anyway, we'll be back tomorrow to do it again.
Speaker 1: I have to go to stout the vibes at the restaurant.
Speaker 1: That's all