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Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 2: Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Wednesday.

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Speaker 2: I'm so excited for this hour because we're going to

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Speaker 2: talk about everything from how Oprah's stupid and Venezuelan people

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Speaker 2: and that idiot lost his career at Ford and Gavin

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Speaker 2: Newsom's in trouble. I just can't get the smile off

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Speaker 2: my face. And then we have to go eat vibes

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Speaker 2: at the restaurant with Gory and Chris and everything else.

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Speaker 2: But I'm gonna start here because I tease it, So

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Speaker 2: let's go ahead and start here. Hey, Jesse, I'm kind

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Speaker 2: of ticked off of the Venezuelan people. The people in

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Speaker 2: Iran are risking their lives protesting their evil dictatorship with

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Speaker 2: only implicit support from the US. Where is the uprising

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Speaker 2: in Venezuela even with the explicit support from the US?

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Speaker 1: All I hear are crickets? All right? That's I was

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Speaker 1: about to say, that's fair. I understand what you're saying,

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Speaker 1: and I've thought things like that. I've had those thoughts

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Speaker 1: go through my head, but I wanted to explain them

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Speaker 1: because I think it's applicable to us here in the

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Speaker 1: United States of America. It certainly was under the Biden regime.

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Speaker 1: This is going to apply to all peoples. Different peoples

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Speaker 1: get to different places at different times. For instance, I'll

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Speaker 1: use this as an example, COVID, When when did you

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Speaker 1: know that stopping an economy was a dumb idea? If

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Speaker 1: you're being honest, you don't have to tell me. When

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Speaker 1: did you know? Did you know right away the second

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Speaker 1: they suggested it? Did you say, uh no, you can't

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Speaker 1: do that? Not many did? Okay, So if that wasn't you,

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Speaker 1: were you two weeks out, a week out, month out?

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Speaker 1: Maybe it took you a year? Does that make you dumb? Bad? No?

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Speaker 1: Different people arrive at the appropriate conclusion in their own time,

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Speaker 1: in their own time, and they've gone through different things.

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Speaker 1: If we have to make a comparison, and I really

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Speaker 1: there are two totally different sets of people with different

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Speaker 1: sets of culture. In Iran, they've been suffering under fifty

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Speaker 1: years of abuse. Remember the show went down in nineteen

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Speaker 1: seventy nine, so that's almost fifty years, forty five years

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Speaker 1: of abuse, forty six years of abuse. In Venezuela, the

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Speaker 1: Venezuelan people chose Hugo Chavez. Yes, Maduro took over for Javez,

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Speaker 1: and then Maduro stole election. Even the Biden administration admitted

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Speaker 1: he stole the last election. So let's not blame them

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Speaker 1: for Maduro. But the Venezuelan people chose Hugo Chavez. Yes,

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Speaker 1: they've suffered all kinds of abuse, and they're starving, and

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Speaker 1: they've watched their super wealthy country descend into a communist stump,

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Speaker 1: like all communist countries do. But it's still fresher for

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Speaker 1: them than it is for Iran. I will also say this,

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Speaker 1: don't ever, don't never hesitate to put yourself in someone

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Speaker 1: else's shoes. I know that's an old cliche way to

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Speaker 1: say things, but let me ask you something. Have you

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Speaker 1: ever put something on social media criticizing Democrats in the government.

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Speaker 1: I sit here almost every single day and I blast

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Speaker 1: the FBI both barrels. This is a federal law enforcement

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Speaker 1: agency that has the power to destroy my life and

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Speaker 1: your life. They'll cook up a crime, frame you for

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Speaker 1: a crime, smear your reputation even if you get off

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Speaker 1: scott free without going to prison. Your flat broke busted,

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Speaker 1: and everyone hates your guns. But you know what's not

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Speaker 1: going to happen to me. They're not going to kick

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Speaker 1: back of my head and throw me in a ditch.

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Speaker 1: And that's after torturing me for a few hours to

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Speaker 1: find out how many friends I have I've collaborated with. Yes,

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Speaker 1: we are corrupt in this country, there's no question about it.

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Speaker 1: But that's how other people in other countries live. I

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Speaker 1: would invite you to go look up the torture Chamber

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Speaker 1: prison that is in downtown Caracas. They didn't even hide

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Speaker 1: it hiding out in the woods. You know, they didn't

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Speaker 1: stash it. It's not some concrete jungle thing that's buried

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Speaker 1: that nobody knows about. Everyone knows about it. You know

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Speaker 1: what it actually reminds me of. Have you ever read

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Speaker 1: the book Rampage? If you ever read the book Rampage,

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Speaker 1: I would recommend it. It's one of those book recommendations.

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Speaker 1: All right, that's twice I said it. I have to

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Speaker 1: do it one more time, Chris, So no one emails

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Speaker 1: me and asks the book's name is Rampage. Rampage. Rampage

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Speaker 1: is a fantastic history book about the Philippines. And not

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Speaker 1: just about the fall of the Philippines. It's more about

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Speaker 1: the Japanese occupation of the Philippines during World War Two

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Speaker 1: and our efforts and ultimately successful efforts to take back

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Speaker 1: the Philippines in World War Two. There's all kinds of

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Speaker 1: stuff to it, fascinating stuff, wonderful stuff. I'd recommend it.

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Speaker 1: But one of the things about it was this, you're

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Speaker 1: in the Japanese occupation Manila. Manila had a prison in

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Speaker 1: it that was a torture chamber prison where you would

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Speaker 1: I'll skip over what they did to the women in there.

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Speaker 1: You can use your imagination. It's worse than you can imagine.

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Speaker 1: And they didn't hide that fact. They didn't even want

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Speaker 1: if you step out a line, or if we even

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Speaker 1: suspect that you know someone who stepped out of line,

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Speaker 1: you're going to die, and you're not going to enjoy it.

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Speaker 1: You're going to die and it will not be fast. Now,

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Speaker 1: I've never lived under a regime like that, and you've

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Speaker 1: never lived under a regime like that. But think about

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Speaker 1: the fear you would feel maybe, if not for yourself,

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Speaker 1: maybe you are personally brave. There are people that are

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Speaker 1: that way, all kinds of cops and firefighters and guys

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Speaker 1: who fought in combat and things like that. People are

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Speaker 1: personally brave and will risk their own lives. People who

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Speaker 1: are willing to die for something sounds good. What about

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Speaker 1: your daughter, your son, because the Japanese they would do that.

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Speaker 1: They'd take your daughter right in front of you, and

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Speaker 1: you don't want to know where she ends up. They

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Speaker 1: take your son, they'd kill your son, chop his head

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Speaker 1: off right in front of you. Many people are personally brave,

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Speaker 1: but you start threatening those closest to them and they'll

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Speaker 1: break very understandably. Well, that's how people under these oppressive,

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Speaker 1: oppressive regimes live. I can blame, and I do blame,

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Speaker 1: the Venezuelan people for being so stupid that they voted

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Speaker 1: for Hugo Chavez back in the day, They voted for

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Speaker 1: a socialist back in the day, and turned their wealthy

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Speaker 1: country into a disaster. Yes, they have to own that,

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Speaker 1: there's no question about that. It's hard for me to

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Speaker 1: criticize the Iranian people, the Venezuelan people, people anywhere across

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Speaker 1: the globe when I personally, I don't have to risk that.

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Speaker 1: I can sit here for four years when Joe Biden

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Speaker 1: was president President of the United States of America. That's

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Speaker 1: a big deal. That's the most powerful office in the world.

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Speaker 1: And yet three hours a day, when I wasn't making

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Speaker 1: fun of Corey's menu choices, for three hours a day,

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Speaker 1: I sat here and towards Joe Biden apart, and I lived,

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Speaker 1: and nobody came and kidnapped my wife and took her

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Speaker 1: to a torture chamber. Let's not judge how the other

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Speaker 1: people live, right, Jesse a stupid and naive question. But

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Speaker 1: I'm just a peon and a multi community college dropout.

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Speaker 1: In the light of government fraud and unaccountability, how is

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Speaker 1: there no initiative by anyone for a mandate that each

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Speaker 1: state must go through Doge audit and review. All Right,

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Speaker 1: So there's a little that.

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Speaker 3: Last week we announced that I'm creating a brand new

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Speaker 3: division at the Department of Justice, a legal strike force,

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Speaker 3: led by a really tough, smart new Attorney General for fraud.

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Speaker 1: He's a fantastic young guy. He's so impassioned to do

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Speaker 3: We intend to imprison any frauds or politician or public

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Speaker 3: official involved in these sick plots to loot and pillage

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Speaker 3: our country.

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Speaker 1: So we're getting some of that, but remember there is something.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes we like it and sometimes we hate it. But

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Speaker 1: let me tell you something, in the end, it's going

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Speaker 1: to really serve us.

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Speaker 4: Well.

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Speaker 1: Are states they really are their own country in a

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Speaker 1: lot of ways. In this country, yes they are united.

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Speaker 1: Yes we have a federal government and all those things,

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Speaker 1: but that the states govern themselves. That drives you crazy.

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Speaker 1: When we're in charge, you like it when they're in charge.

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Speaker 1: In the end, it will be better for us. It

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Speaker 1: is the Jesse Kelly Show reminding you that you can

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Speaker 1: email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Before

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Speaker 1: I get to this moron at Ford who gave up

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Speaker 1: his career, So I saw a video right before I

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Speaker 1: came on the air. There was a plane, I think

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Speaker 1: it was in Denver. Something caught fire on the plane,

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Speaker 1: attire or something like that, and they deployed that slide,

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Speaker 1: that huge slide that goes out the side of the plane.

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Speaker 1: And you know you've seen people get on that slide.

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Speaker 1: You jump to get on the slide. It's not even

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Speaker 1: like you, you kind of pussyfoot it you jump to

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Speaker 1: of those slides, and I would be willing to have

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Speaker 1: a small fire. I don't want anybody hurt. What Chris,

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Speaker 1: A small fire if it meant I got to go

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Speaker 1: down one of those sides. What Chris. No, I'm not

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Speaker 1: going to cause the fire, all right, not right away,

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Speaker 1: but at some point in my life, I feel like

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Speaker 1: not just the wee factor of getting to go down

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Speaker 1: the slide. Can you imagine how much it would be

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Speaker 1: I'd already told them the story, and I would say

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Speaker 1: I'd even act like I was going to be played.

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Speaker 1: Did I tell you about the time I went down

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Speaker 1: the slide, and if they said yes, I've no, I

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Speaker 1: don't think I did. And I just tell you the

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Speaker 1: slides so bad it's killing me. I watched that video

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Speaker 1: who went down face first and all. Chris, she's a woman,

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Speaker 1: she doesn't know what she's doing. And I wanted to

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Speaker 1: go down that thing so friggin bad.

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Speaker 2: The one guy brought us bags, he's not going back,

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Speaker 2: and you know what, you can blame that guy.

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Speaker 1: Chris is mad at that guy. Maybe that's appropriate, maybe

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Speaker 1: it's not. But you know, for a fact, with all

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Speaker 1: bring your carry on down the slide, it's days if

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Speaker 1: you it's days before you see that bag again. Maybe

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Speaker 1: he did the right thing, maybe he did the wrong thing.

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Speaker 1: I'll grab my bag too. I'm not gonna help you

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Speaker 1: with yours, Chris. I'm grabbing my bag, though, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: go down that slide. Tell you for it suspends a

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Speaker 1: worker who heckled Trump. These freaking morons.

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Speaker 2: We talked about this a little bit last night, about

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Speaker 2: how Trump gave the.

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Speaker 1: Guy the middle finger. The guy was shouting things at Trump,

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Speaker 1: and the guy's been suspended because he's a UAW United

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Speaker 1: Auto Workers guy, so he probably won't even be fired,

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Speaker 1: maybe won't even be fired. But who chances that if

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Speaker 1: you're a UAW worker, you make great money. And those

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Speaker 1: guys have the most ridiculous, over the top gold plated

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Speaker 1: retirement where they work for I don't know what the

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Speaker 1: number of years is now. They're always renegotiating things. But

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Speaker 1: once you hit that number of years, man, you can

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Speaker 1: work at Ford for a while and then you retire

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Speaker 1: The Democrat Party is so broken they'll stand up in

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Speaker 1: front of the camera and tell you all the time

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Speaker 1: that foreigners built your country. My word, Oh yeah, yes,

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Speaker 1: Somali's built something that's for sure. It's called it's called

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Speaker 1: the largest fraud network in the United States of America

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Speaker 1: that we know of. Remember, we're just scratching the surface.

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Speaker 1: We haven't gotten to California yet. Everyone's saying that Minnesota

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Speaker 1: has grown zero for all this. Oh my, remember that

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Speaker 1: clip from San Francisco we played.

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Speaker 10: I did an article that posted today just highlighting one

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Speaker 10: of these organizations in San Francisco which is supposed to

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Speaker 10: be providing free shots of alcohol to homeless alcoholics. And

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Speaker 10: in five years, at six sixteen million dollars a year,

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Speaker 10: they've served fifty five clients.

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Speaker 1: No, you're making that up. That's just just tax money

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Speaker 1: and advise free shots of booze to street trucks.

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Speaker 10: Yes, yes, and it's been going on for a number

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Speaker 10: of years. It was an organization that already existed, but

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Speaker 10: they beefed it up during COVID ostensibly to keep these

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Speaker 10: homeless alcoholics out of emergency rooms.

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Speaker 1: Well that sounds good. Yeah, there's a lot of theft

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Speaker 1: in this country. That's also why you need to get lifelocked.

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Speaker 1: By the way, don't think that all the theft is

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Speaker 1: in the government. It's online. Did you know the mafia

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Speaker 1: is in on this now? This is it's where you steal.

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Speaker 1: Now you don't run into a bank. When's the last

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Speaker 1: time you heard about a big bank robbery. You don't

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Speaker 1: go in a bank with a mask and a gun.

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Speaker 1: You steal someone social security number, You steal their address.

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Speaker 1: Your address, the one that's floating around online. Oh what

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Speaker 1: are they going to do with it? They take out

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Speaker 1: loans in your name, They empty your bank account, and

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Speaker 1: they take out loans in your name, and you don't know.

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Speaker 1: You don't even know when your stuff gets leaked without LifeLock.

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Speaker 1: LifeLock monitors it for you. Lifelock's the one that says, hey,

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Speaker 1: you got a problem. LifeLock is also the one that's

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Speaker 1: probably the best thing they do. I just love this.

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Speaker 1: They have restoration specialists. If they get you, and if

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Speaker 1: you're a LifeLock customer, LifeLock will make you whole again

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Speaker 1: or they give you your money back. Call them. You

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Speaker 1: can save up to forty percent in your first year

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Speaker 1: with the promo code Jesse oh one eight hundred LifeLock

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Speaker 1: promo code Jesse, or you can go to LifeLock dot

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Speaker 1: com promo code Jesse. Please please call them all right. Also,

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Speaker 1: this is not why people are obese.

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Speaker 5: Now, I understand that if you carry the obesity gene.

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Speaker 5: If that is what you have, that is what makes

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Speaker 5: you overeat, You don't overeat and become obese. Obesity causes

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Speaker 5: you to overeat. Obesity causes you to have all of

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Speaker 5: that food noise.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I have bad news. You know how we talked

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Speaker 1: about darn tough socks because everyone was recommending darn toughsocks.

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Speaker 1: And I told you I read the emails, but I said,

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Speaker 1: we've not looked into it. But you did look into it,

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Speaker 1: and we got email after email after email after email.

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Speaker 1: There's a George Floyd paid inclusion this diversity that we suspected.

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Speaker 1: Me and Jewish producer Chris were talking about it based

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Speaker 1: in Vermont. If it's not maple syrup, you should be

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Speaker 1: suspect of anything that comes out of Vermont. And let's

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Speaker 1: be honest, none of it's as good as Missus Butterworth's anyway,

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Speaker 1: But that's another story entirely. It's out of Vermont. Bernie

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Speaker 1: Sanders gets elected in Vermont. I'm pretty sure Ben and

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Speaker 1: Jerry's those dirty comedies who used to make ice cream,

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Speaker 1: they were out of Vermont. I was immediately suspect when

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Speaker 1: I heard Vermont. It's probably not a company that we

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Speaker 1: should be giving money to. Did you do what you do?

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Speaker 1: It's your money. I'm glad they make great socks. I

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Speaker 1: told Jewish producer Chris and producer Corey, I was gonna

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Speaker 1: get them a pair of socks. I was gonna get

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Speaker 1: me a pair of socks. I've now decided I'm only

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Speaker 1: gonna get a pair for me. No, I'm kidding, No,

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Speaker 1: I'm joking. I'm not getting any I'm not getting any

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Speaker 1: Chris Gosh. And now here's a headline.

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Speaker 4: Why you know?

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Speaker 1: You know the day headlines we didn't get to. Washington

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Speaker 1: Post says the FBI search reporters home in classified documents probe.

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Speaker 1: Our government is still full of communists who lead classified

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Speaker 1: documents to reporters. Just gonna heads up. Republican senators subpoena

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Speaker 1: phone companies for the names of those targeted in the

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Speaker 1: Arctic frost. Probe your cell phone company, if it's not

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Speaker 1: pure talk, gave your information to the government. Nearly a

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Speaker 1: third of Canadians believe the US may try to invade Canada.

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Speaker 1: Just a reminder, it's not just Americans who live in

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Speaker 1: a world of make believe. Plus Canada, you should be

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Speaker 1: so lucky. Anyway, we'll be back tomorrow to do it again.

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Speaker 1: I have to go to stout the vibes at the restaurant.

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Speaker 1: That's all