Speaker 1: Good morning, and welcome to the Mojo in the Morning show.
Speaker 1: Happy twenty twenty six. It is guys, and it is
Speaker 1: good to have everybody back, everybody healthy, everybody feeling Okay.
Speaker 2: We're not one hundred, but we're there.
Speaker 1: I feel like that hundred. I still got that cough.
Speaker 1: Any of us one hundred, I feel.
Speaker 2: I thought I was well.
Speaker 1: I had felt that I was not in a good place,
Speaker 1: like a day or two before we left for twenty twenty,
Speaker 1: whatever the heck it was, whatever the year was last year,
Speaker 1: before we left for the holidays, I started not feeling good.
Speaker 1: My throat started feeling scratchy, and then I started getting
Speaker 1: that horrible cough, and I realized that we are in
Speaker 1: a Petrie dish of sickness here at all times. This
Speaker 1: studio with the windows on it is literally a Petrie dish.
Speaker 1: We should actually have it. I think we're looking for
Speaker 1: a sponsor for twenty twenty six. We should have it
Speaker 1: be musenex or because this is the place where everybody
Speaker 1: is going to get sick at one way, shape or another.
Speaker 1: And everybody here on the show works their butt off,
Speaker 1: nobody takes sick days, all that stuff, But when your
Speaker 1: entire Christmas vacation is being sick. And that's how I
Speaker 1: spent the entire Christmas vacation. And the the interesting thing
Speaker 1: was I talked to my doctor and I said to
Speaker 1: my doctor, I go, I am not feeling great, and
Speaker 1: my doctor goes, well, enjoy it because you're going to
Speaker 1: have it for two to six weeks.
Speaker 3: I don't know how I think this is the first
Speaker 3: holiday and I'm not exaggerating.
Speaker 4: Here since I was born. And I hate to say
Speaker 4: this all oh that I.
Speaker 2: Don't say it.
Speaker 4: I feel so great. I feel so great.
Speaker 2: That's why I'm not joking.
Speaker 3: I'm either in the hospital, I have flu, A, flu,
Speaker 3: B flu T. I have them all in this year
Speaker 3: I had nothing.
Speaker 2: Did known in your house? Get it either?
Speaker 1: Nobody chinnin say the words have been overslept? How long
Speaker 1: tomorrow morning you are? The morning motto is never to
Speaker 1: ever talk about the last time that you ever overslapped,
Speaker 1: or tell anybody about the last time that you're sick.
Speaker 3: I couldn't believe it, though. Honestly, every year I'm so
Speaker 3: so so sick.
Speaker 5: I'm usually in the hospital. Yeah, that's the kind of
Speaker 5: year you're gonna have. That's all that is that's an
Speaker 5: example of great things coming.
Speaker 2: You're with. Well, you know what we need though.
Speaker 5: You know some bathrooms you go into and there's two
Speaker 5: light switches. One is for the light, the others like
Speaker 5: for the ventilation system when people take.
Speaker 2: Pools and they need to let you take it. We
Speaker 2: need one of those in the studio. We need one
Speaker 2: of those fans.
Speaker 1: Any problem is most of those fans pretty much don't
Speaker 1: go anywhere.
Speaker 2: It makes you feel better.
Speaker 1: They fan right to the next bathroom that is right
Speaker 1: next door. All right, you know what I want to talk.
Speaker 1: I want to talk. We're gonna start this off. I
Speaker 1: want to talk about sick cations. Is there anybody that
Speaker 1: has ever had this happen to them? Because I got
Speaker 1: sick over vacation. Poor Zach Zach was you know in
Speaker 1: his Petri dish of his what is it, Zach, six
Speaker 1: hundred square foot one bedroom apartment that you got there? Bacteria? Bacteria? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't, Zach, Zach. You probably have the black mold
Speaker 1: somewhere in there too.
Speaker 6: I was dying. No one reached out to me. You
Speaker 6: just want to point that out.
Speaker 4: You need to ask personally.
Speaker 6: But also I had the time that I watched all
Speaker 6: the Stranger Things, amazing, all of it. So I spent
Speaker 6: ten hours a day watching a whole season. Yeah, and
Speaker 6: it was just it was a great time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I think sickness for Landman watched that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was that was my That was my vacation.
Speaker 6: Every video I saw of Joe or Chelsea that they
Speaker 6: posted Mojo was just on the couch past.
Speaker 1: Out Christmas, even Christmas Day, I was by myself. They
Speaker 1: all they all were enjoying themselves and doing their thing.
Speaker 1: And yeah, I Chelsea slept on a couch.
Speaker 2: I slept. Actually at one point it was, hey, we're
Speaker 2: going to get you a hotel room. It was that bad.
Speaker 1: That bad, And I don't think they were gonna put
Speaker 1: me in a nice hotel room. I got a feeling
Speaker 1: they were gonna put me in something that might have
Speaker 1: been like, I don't know, like the one hour motels.
Speaker 2: Basically me and the hookers hanging out with each other.
Speaker 4: That actually so much content.
Speaker 2: That's penaicillin right there.
Speaker 1: Eight four four Mojo Live eight four four six six
Speaker 1: six five four eight is our telephone number. Have you
Speaker 1: ever ruined your vacation by being sick or what was
Speaker 1: the thing because I was the biohazard in my family
Speaker 1: over the holiday break and they're saying, thank you, Kevin.
Speaker 2: I'm calling you.
Speaker 5: Listen, man, at least you were sick on vacation. I
Speaker 5: don't know if that's better or worse. I would probably Well,
Speaker 5: that's that's a tough one because having to come to
Speaker 5: work sick sucks. At Least you didn't have to wake
Speaker 5: up at four in the morning and like have to
Speaker 5: do a show while you're coughing and hacking.
Speaker 2: Well, do you remember, was it last year or two
Speaker 2: years ago? There was? It was.
Speaker 1: It was one of those years that a former member
Speaker 1: of the Mojo in the Morning show was sick the
Speaker 1: two weeks prior to the two weeks that we normally
Speaker 1: get off, they were gone for a month.
Speaker 2: Was out of town.
Speaker 1: Okay, well Courtney, differently, what's going on, Courtney?
Speaker 2: How you doing?
Speaker 7: Good morning, Welcome back. I'm so happy you guys are
Speaker 7: back because I listened to every morning and my kids
Speaker 7: go back to school and I don't have to put
Speaker 7: headphones in and I can just listen to you and
Speaker 7: get everything done in the morning, and I just love it.
Speaker 7: But we had a rough, rough Thanksgiving and Christmas so
Speaker 7: we had flu a going around. My sister lives across
Speaker 7: the street with her three kids. We have three kids.
Speaker 7: Flew a going around Thanksgiving, so we had to cancel Thanksgiving,
Speaker 7: and then for Christmas we had flu bee going around,
Speaker 7: so we had to cancel Christmas Eve. We didn't do
Speaker 7: anything really fun over the holiday because we both families
Speaker 7: had flu bee going around. So Christmas Day it would
Speaker 7: kind of relaxed her. She's okay over because we had
Speaker 7: both flu beee going around, but we we didn't see
Speaker 7: Santa this year. We didn't go look at Christmas lights.
Speaker 7: It wasn't our typical Christmas. It was still nice, but everyone.
Speaker 2: Has flu and then when did flu sea come? Is
Speaker 2: this ABC?
Speaker 7: I mean basically that's what it feels like.
Speaker 2: Is that New Year's? Is that? How did you feel
Speaker 2: on New Year's? Because nobody cares about New Year's anyways.
Speaker 7: No, I mean, we have young kids, so we tried
Speaker 7: to fake they're well, they're older, a little bit older now,
Speaker 7: so they know midnight is actually midnight. But they tried
Speaker 7: to fake it early. But I mean everyone was still
Speaker 7: by that point, everyone was still recovering from flubee, so
Speaker 7: it was still kind of miserable, but it was also
Speaker 7: kind of I mean, even though everyone was sick, it
Speaker 7: was kind of nice not to go run around crazy
Speaker 7: this Christmas. But it was fat for the kids because
Speaker 7: they're like, what about cookie making? And we're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 7: I don't know, Santy really wants this kind of cookies
Speaker 7: this year.
Speaker 2: I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 1: You know, normally it's like such a great time to
Speaker 1: be excited about the food and like the dessert and
Speaker 1: all the rest of that stuff. All I wanted the
Speaker 1: entire time was musin X and chicken noodle soup. That's
Speaker 1: all I want. And I was coughing like NonStop. And
Speaker 1: the worst part of this particular illness that you have
Speaker 1: is you don't know when it's going to happen, and
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden it starts, and it starts
Speaker 1: at a time where you're out in a public place,
Speaker 1: like where you're somewhere that you you know, like I
Speaker 1: was in the drive through of Starbucks. I was going
Speaker 1: to get like a medicine ball, and all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: I get up to the window. It's like, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, and you're coughing. The person's like looking
Speaker 1: at you like, get away from me. What's up, Sophia?
Speaker 8: Hi?
Speaker 9: How are you guys?
Speaker 2: Hey, we're doing okay.
Speaker 1: We're talking about going on vacation and getting sick or
Speaker 1: something bad happening to you.
Speaker 9: Boy, do I have a story for you? Guys. So
Speaker 9: we had gone, me and my man, we had gone
Speaker 9: to Cancun together this past year and it was a
Speaker 9: nice trip. He he planned all by himself. We were
Speaker 9: so excited. We're both raving about how we both never
Speaker 9: get sunburned. Okay, and we go right into you know,
Speaker 9: vacation mode. First day, we're like, we gotta you know,
Speaker 9: layout in the sun no on screen, exactly the opposite
Speaker 9: of what the doctor ordered, right. We both get completely
Speaker 9: sie and the rest of our trip we are sitting
Speaker 9: there charred and we can very move which list We're
Speaker 9: in the health cael room most of the trips, and
Speaker 9: it is just, oh my gosh. We actually did not
Speaker 9: get Sun's poisoning. But I when I tell you, like,
Speaker 9: I was a personal heater like.
Speaker 4: The last time Sun voice and it was the worst.
Speaker 3: I was in a sweatshirt and sweatpants for the entire
Speaker 3: trip because your your body.
Speaker 4: Is trying to cool itself, interrupting, that's your normal voice.
Speaker 2: Sophia is like, I just had.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, loud mouth.
Speaker 2: Both turn the light.
Speaker 7: Was supposed to This is how it's supposed to go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, really, and why.
Speaker 8: Is it that?
Speaker 1: Why is it that the the sunburn happens the day
Speaker 1: number one of one of these vacations and then you're
Speaker 1: stuck And what is it that they say they rub
Speaker 1: aloe or something like that?
Speaker 9: Doesn't it does not every motion in the book we had.
Speaker 9: Oh and by the way, oh my gosh, they totally
Speaker 9: get you at the resorts, because we were seeing at
Speaker 9: a resort, you guys, and in the gift shop we
Speaker 9: would go in my Liver's like, Okay, I'm gonna go
Speaker 9: get us like every you know treatment ever tell me why,
Speaker 9: like those alo vera whatever is in the store for
Speaker 9: that sunburn whatever. It's like, yeah, when it's like ten
Speaker 9: on the Amazon if you had gotten at home. But
Speaker 9: we're like, it's just so funny because you got cocky,
Speaker 9: and the universe was like, oh really, you guys on sunburn,
Speaker 9: watch this you just sidelight listen.
Speaker 1: I will say this to you too when you're away.
Speaker 1: And we were we were down in Florida. All you
Speaker 1: want is your home, And I know it doesn't sound
Speaker 1: like that. Like I know, you sit there and you
Speaker 1: think yourself, there is no way that you want the
Speaker 1: what do they call it? The bomb cyclone or whatever
Speaker 1: the heck they called the thing that we had here?
Speaker 2: What was Yeah? Did you hear about that? How do
Speaker 2: you know that you were here? We had a bomb cyclone?
Speaker 2: I was here too.
Speaker 4: I didn't leave for even one day.
Speaker 2: That was it a week ago?
Speaker 1: When it went crazy with the snow and they had
Speaker 1: to close down the airport. It was called a bomb cyclone.
Speaker 1: You guys, You guys definitely don't pay attention to you.
Speaker 1: I watched you didn't watch.
Speaker 4: It shows from start finished?
Speaker 1: Call me, call me if you heard of the bomb cyclone.
Speaker 1: I guarantee you heard of it. What's up, Sarah? How
Speaker 1: you doing?
Speaker 2: I missed the bomb cyclone? What's going on?
Speaker 9: Sarah?
Speaker 8: Hi?
Speaker 7: Good morning? How are you guys doing this morning?
Speaker 2: Happy to be back? We love you, We love being back.
Speaker 2: What's going on?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 7: I'm driving in my car.
Speaker 4: I want to know why did you play that music?
Speaker 7: Because I thought a semi trunk was boring on at me?
Speaker 2: Well, that lady was some music came on.
Speaker 5: It came on like.
Speaker 1: And I hugged my shoulders and jumped out.
Speaker 9: What.
Speaker 2: Kind of music are you hearing in your car? That
Speaker 2: was sexy music. That was sexy sex.
Speaker 7: As soon as it started off, it went.
Speaker 2: Sarah, And it's not like, were you driving it all? Sarah?
Speaker 2: During the bomb cyclone last week?
Speaker 1: I was, yeah, but you were? You saw that? You
Speaker 1: heard about it, right, the bomb cyclone?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 8: I didn't hear about it.
Speaker 2: Nobody to hear about the goddamn bombs.
Speaker 3: Did you get on a YouTube channel from like twenty
Speaker 3: twenty two there was a bomb cyclone?
Speaker 2: I was watching talk about the bomb cyclone? What's up, James?
Speaker 2: How you doing doing good?
Speaker 8: Just waiting to clock in to work and get started
Speaker 8: for the day.
Speaker 2: What's happening, buddy?
Speaker 8: Just chilling?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Did you hear about the bomb cyclone?
Speaker 8: Oh? Yeah, I heard about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. See were you out in it at all? Yep?
Speaker 8: And I had to drive the work in it.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, these guys are good. Shannon really enjoyed
Speaker 1: her vacation.
Speaker 2: What did you do? You stay in the place your
Speaker 2: house all days?
Speaker 3: Stayed in my house and rested and watched beast in
Speaker 3: me and all her fault and west.
Speaker 2: So you just thought it was a normal snow. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was a bomb cycle.
Speaker 8: They don't watch their weather.
Speaker 2: No, it was crazy.
Speaker 4: I checked out from everything and it was lovely.
Speaker 8: You guys take up for work and go outside, like,
Speaker 8: what the heck is going on out here?
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: I woke up this morning there was snow on the ground.
Speaker 1: I it must have snowed overnight in my neighborhood. What's
Speaker 1: going on, Dallas? How you doing?
Speaker 9: Hey?
Speaker 6: I did hear about the bombs clac cloaths.
Speaker 2: I told you crazy.
Speaker 6: I was gonna let you feel crazy for a little bit,
Speaker 6: but you're not crazy.
Speaker 1: Thank you for not making me feel crazy, Dallas. I'm
Speaker 1: telling you it was crazy. I will say this. The
Speaker 1: one thing I will tell you about being sick is
Speaker 1: we were down in Florida. Throughout the time that I
Speaker 1: was sick. I missed what was probably some of the
Speaker 1: colder weather that we've had. I thought we had we
Speaker 1: had a crazy We didn't even have a white Christmas.
Speaker 1: Chelsea was so pissed because I said, we're not going
Speaker 1: to stay here for Christmas. We're going to Florida for Christmas.
Speaker 1: And she was like, I don't want to go to Florida.
Speaker 1: I like, you know, being in a white Christmas. We
Speaker 1: had no white Christmas, but we had a white New Year's.
Speaker 1: She missed the bomb cyclone. She missed the bomb cyclone. Kevin,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you she was very sad about the bomb cyclone.
Speaker 1: What's going on, Courtney High?
Speaker 5: Hi.
Speaker 3: I don't know how they didn't hear anything about this
Speaker 3: bomb cyclone.
Speaker 7: It was windy as hell.
Speaker 2: All Kevin watches is Lebron video I lived. I just
Speaker 2: never referred to as my headline.
Speaker 5: My parents are down in Florida for the winter, and
Speaker 5: they kept calling me, do you.
Speaker 9: Have everything secure? Does everything put away?
Speaker 7: Blah blah?
Speaker 8: Do you have groceries?
Speaker 7: I'm like, you guys, look like we're getting twelve feet
Speaker 7: of snow.
Speaker 1: It was on bomb cyclone. They never closed Metro airports.
Speaker 1: They closed it twice over the holidays.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I wasn't going anywhere.
Speaker 2: There you go.