WEBVTT - HR. 1 - Treasure Trail 0:00:00.320 --> 0:00:03.680 Morny lady and gentlemen, and welcome to video message number 0:00:03.840 --> 0:00:04.520 twenty nine. 0:00:04.880 --> 0:00:06.400 I woke up yesterday morning with us. 0:00:06.440 --> 0:00:09.119 Bring us to start later, please, I could never know 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:13.680 what the day with us Florida. Listen up. The ratings 0:00:13.720 --> 0:00:16.880 just came in for last month. We are number one. 0:00:17.000 --> 0:00:22.840 We just grabbed every key demography super duper. That's nice. 0:00:23.079 --> 0:00:26.680 Fight a goo Nito gay. Yes, boy, that is good news. 0:00:26.960 --> 0:00:29.000 It is the third day of December twenty twenty five. 0:00:29.040 --> 0:00:31.319 Good morning, everybody. Welcome to the Power Trip Morning Show. 0:00:31.320 --> 0:00:31.760 Here we are. 0:00:32.120 --> 0:00:35.040 It is Wednesday morning. It's freezing outside, about to get colder, 0:00:35.080 --> 0:00:38.680 but it's okay. We've we got the regular cast of 0:00:38.760 --> 0:00:41.279 characters in studio today. Parker Fox coming in today as well, 0:00:41.320 --> 0:00:43.760 so we'll get her started and get things covered for 0:00:43.840 --> 0:00:45.400 you here. Thanks for coming out the Toy for Touch 0:00:45.440 --> 0:00:47.360 yesterday and supporting such a great cause. We appreciate it. 0:00:47.400 --> 0:00:50.839 Here's some comedy from Greg Warren. It's Wednesday morning on 0:00:50.840 --> 0:00:53.519 the Parker Trip. Now you come on in here. I 0:00:53.560 --> 0:00:55.320 am glad you are here. 0:00:55.440 --> 0:00:56.560 Walgrens has good stuff. 0:00:56.600 --> 0:00:59.320 I mean it like they're open on Christmas twenty four hours. 0:00:59.480 --> 0:01:01.240 I have never miss one Christmas at Walgreens. 0:01:01.320 --> 0:01:02.840 That's it great. 0:01:02.880 --> 0:01:04.120 Did you go to Midnight Mass? 0:01:04.160 --> 0:01:07.760 No? I went to eleven thirty Walgreens. And here's what 0:01:07.880 --> 0:01:08.080 I do. 0:01:08.200 --> 0:01:10.920 Okay, I have a tradition Every Christmas Eve, I wrap 0:01:11.000 --> 0:01:13.120 gifts and I get sick of it real quick, and 0:01:13.200 --> 0:01:14.680 I go to Walgreens and I buy a bunch of 0:01:14.720 --> 0:01:17.319 those holiday gift bags. You know I'm talking. It's their 0:01:17.360 --> 0:01:19.080 perfect way to say, hey, I want to spend money 0:01:19.120 --> 0:01:24.280 on you, but not time for effort. Okay, here, who's 0:01:24.319 --> 0:01:25.600 gonna do it with your gift? I'm gonna throw in 0:01:25.640 --> 0:01:27.759 a bag. I'm gonna criggle up some garbage and put 0:01:27.760 --> 0:01:30.200 her on top so we can't see what's in there 0:01:30.240 --> 0:01:33.319 for thirteen seconds, and then we're gonna pretend like I. 0:01:33.280 --> 0:01:33.959 Wrap that gift. 0:01:33.959 --> 0:01:36.200 That gift is about as wrapped as bubblegum under a desk. 0:01:36.280 --> 0:01:36.880 It's not running. 0:01:38.600 --> 0:01:41.160 My dad uses holiday gift bags sort of. When he 0:01:41.160 --> 0:01:43.080 buys your gift at the store, they put it in 0:01:43.160 --> 0:01:45.640 a bag, and that's what you're getting in Christmas Night. 0:01:46.720 --> 0:01:48.280 And it's gonna have a couple of his items in 0:01:48.280 --> 0:01:49.480 the bottom that he forgot to take on. 0:01:49.600 --> 0:02:06.560 We're like foot powder Dad, Thanks, welcome. 0:02:07.320 --> 0:02:08.680 What rules. 0:02:13.720 --> 0:02:18.920 The f line is weed fee is on your side. 0:02:20.880 --> 0:02:59.960 You hear the distance under this line and then you stray. 0:02:44.400 --> 0:02:45.160 To take it. 0:02:45.440 --> 0:02:49.079 To al right back at home base. No mall of America, 0:02:49.160 --> 0:02:52.760 no shields, just the old campaign studio in Saint Louis Park, Minnesota. 0:02:52.800 --> 0:02:55.520 This is the power to the morning show. That's Sauce, 0:02:55.600 --> 0:02:57.720 that's Chris, I'm Corey. There's Zachary back there. 0:02:58.639 --> 0:02:58.960 Hi. Hi. 0:03:00.040 --> 0:03:01.960 These new high end cameras that we have, yeah, it's 0:03:01.960 --> 0:03:03.640 a little bit creepy. I was just sitting here in 0:03:03.680 --> 0:03:05.600 this room by myself waiting for the show to start. 0:03:06.639 --> 0:03:09.000 Zach pops in here and this flips the light on 0:03:09.800 --> 0:03:11.400 right because he's got to get the stream up and running. 0:03:11.440 --> 0:03:14.000 He wants the lighting right. And then this camera in 0:03:14.000 --> 0:03:16.360 front of me basically just up downed me. 0:03:16.600 --> 0:03:18.920 Oh yeah, right, zachsony of the room. I don't know 0:03:18.960 --> 0:03:22.360 what he's filming or recording. Probably you're the man just 0:03:22.480 --> 0:03:25.639 up downs me with the cam in the dark, in 0:03:25.720 --> 0:03:30.560 the dog What are you doing updown in me with 0:03:30.600 --> 0:03:34.480 this cam zooming in on the little mike flag of yours, 0:03:35.040 --> 0:03:38.200 the little mic flag. Yeah, oh this thing. Oh, I 0:03:38.240 --> 0:03:42.880 got a little white balance, got white balance. Look at you? 0:03:43.240 --> 0:03:49.440 Look at you Tarantino, name again flag, Oh, look at 0:03:49.480 --> 0:03:52.320 you a little Quentin Tarantino who also hates Paul Danel 0:03:53.120 --> 0:03:56.360 You see this? Did you see the Paul Daniel meltdown? 0:03:57.480 --> 0:03:59.920 I don't understand. At first, I thought he was kidding. 0:04:00.160 --> 0:04:02.400 And somebody's got to fill me in on the context. 0:04:02.520 --> 0:04:04.960 Is there a backstory between these two? No idea, but 0:04:05.320 --> 0:04:09.560 it's hideous, somebody says about him, so hockey. 0:04:09.760 --> 0:04:10.120 Uh. 0:04:10.360 --> 0:04:14.240 Tarantino ranked his top movies of the twenty first century. 0:04:15.080 --> 0:04:19.039 He's got Blackhawk down number one. Okay, Hawk loves that 0:04:19.080 --> 0:04:23.159 movie already. It's a great film. Interesting, interesting choice, right, 0:04:23.440 --> 0:04:26.960 great film. Toy Story three is number two. Lost in translation. 0:04:27.000 --> 0:04:30.400 Blah blah blah blah blah. Well, there will be bloods 0:04:30.400 --> 0:04:32.880 in the top ten. I think it's like seven or something. 0:04:32.880 --> 0:04:34.080 I don't have to hold this in front of me 0:04:35.640 --> 0:04:39.320 and man, hang out, let me find this quote. I 0:04:39.360 --> 0:04:40.800 wasn't going to open the show with this, but now 0:04:40.800 --> 0:04:42.520 I have to find the exact quote because you got 0:04:42.600 --> 0:04:44.680 to you got I don't know what Paul Dano did 0:04:44.720 --> 0:04:45.839 the Quentin Tarantino. 0:04:46.560 --> 0:04:52.440 I don't either, Quentin Taran hang on, Well, yeah, I 0:04:52.440 --> 0:05:00.520 thought it was. Gu's what he said. I I I 0:05:00.520 --> 0:05:03.080 would look it up, but this computer froze again. Yeah, 0:05:03.120 --> 0:05:04.680 I thought it was all right. Here it is. 0:05:05.920 --> 0:05:09.360 Quentin Tarantino said, There Will Be Blood would have had 0:05:09.400 --> 0:05:11.440 a chance to be the greatest film of the twenty 0:05:11.480 --> 0:05:15.240 first century if it didn't have Paul Dano in it. 0:05:16.120 --> 0:05:18.679 He said, quote, it's supposed to be a two hander, 0:05:18.720 --> 0:05:23.000 but Dano is weak, sauce man, He's just a weak, weak, 0:05:23.360 --> 0:05:28.560 uninteresting guy, the weakest bleeping actor in sag And then 0:05:28.560 --> 0:05:31.200 he laughed and yeah, and then he laughed. 0:05:32.760 --> 0:05:37.599 So is he kidding? I don't get it, because otherwise, 0:05:37.640 --> 0:05:38.200 coming off. 0:05:38.040 --> 0:05:40.560 The top rope and going There Will Be Blood's really, really, 0:05:40.600 --> 0:05:41.839 really good would have been the best. 0:05:41.880 --> 0:05:44.560 But Paul Dane's in it. He sucks and then you laugh. 0:05:45.440 --> 0:05:50.400 What He's just a weak, weak, uninteresting guy, right man? 0:05:50.920 --> 0:05:51.479 That I. 0:05:53.720 --> 0:05:56.600 Don't think he's kidding. I don't think he's kidding either. 0:05:58.160 --> 0:06:01.000 The flaw is Paul Dano. 0:06:03.120 --> 0:06:06.880 Some Twitter handle, website whatever called culture crave. 0:06:07.120 --> 0:06:10.520 Yeah, follow, I can dream. 0:06:10.440 --> 0:06:15.080 About exactly the same noted that Paul Dano wasn't originally 0:06:15.120 --> 0:06:17.720 cast in the role and took it over three weeks 0:06:17.760 --> 0:06:21.400 into filming, he only had two days to prepare Daniel 0:06:21.440 --> 0:06:23.520 day Lewis praised him for his performance and called him 0:06:23.520 --> 0:06:24.240 one of the best. 0:06:24.040 --> 0:06:27.760 Young actors at the time. I don't know, man, I 0:06:29.400 --> 0:06:31.240 think he's really good and there will be blood. 0:06:31.400 --> 0:06:32.600 I'm I'm decided. 0:06:32.960 --> 0:06:37.640 Man, Oh, tough day for Paul Danel, poor Dano. 0:06:38.240 --> 0:06:41.960 That does seem like the kind of thing like like 0:06:41.960 --> 0:06:43.720 like I'd be tweeted. I'd be like, hey, good morning, 0:06:43.760 --> 0:06:46.240 everybody departures about to start. I hope you feeling good. 0:06:46.320 --> 0:06:48.080 I'm on my way to the stadium or whatever. And 0:06:48.120 --> 0:06:50.880 then somebody'd come in with, well, Quentin Tarantino hates you, 0:06:51.360 --> 0:06:53.239 And then it writes my entire day. 0:06:53.120 --> 0:06:56.240 Because Paul Daniel's a freaking riddler. Right, He's had a really, 0:06:56.279 --> 0:07:00.520 really nice career. He wakes up, graps his morning cup coffee. 0:07:00.720 --> 0:07:02.039 Maybe it goes for a morning jog. 0:07:02.240 --> 0:07:05.440 Right, Yeah, he'sn't healthy, his health, trying to stay Finn 0:07:05.480 --> 0:07:08.040 and Finn and trim for Hollywood, and then all of 0:07:08.040 --> 0:07:13.360 a sudden his publicist calls and goes, stay off Twitter today. Yeah, 0:07:13.360 --> 0:07:14.680 You'll never guess who hates you. 0:07:15.520 --> 0:07:17.920 Maybe the greatest director of all time, basically says you're 0:07:17.920 --> 0:07:19.160 the worst actor in Hollywood. 0:07:19.240 --> 0:07:20.480 So a tough day for you, buddy. 0:07:20.640 --> 0:07:23.360 Two ways we can handle this. You can three. You 0:07:23.400 --> 0:07:28.000 can ignore it. You can say, uh, I agree with them, 0:07:28.120 --> 0:07:31.440 or you can just destroy him. See what happened? 0:07:32.160 --> 0:07:35.960 Man, I don't get it. I don't get it either. 0:07:36.240 --> 0:07:37.440 Well, they have long history. 0:07:37.560 --> 0:07:45.040 It's such a good movie. I never saw Black Hawk Down. 0:07:45.080 --> 0:07:47.480 How do you guys never see those movies? That's crazy 0:07:47.520 --> 0:07:49.200 like that should have been right there for you. 0:07:49.720 --> 0:07:53.040 Yeah, Josh Harden, I right, our guy, Minnesota's own heart. 0:07:53.200 --> 0:07:54.800 You know what it's about. I mean it's a true story, 0:07:54.840 --> 0:07:55.200 of course. 0:07:55.560 --> 0:07:55.760 Yeah. 0:07:55.760 --> 0:07:58.760 I like it's hell a thing tell of a story. 0:07:59.000 --> 0:08:03.080 So there's actually a gentleman who works at the target 0:08:03.080 --> 0:08:05.200 field in one of the big ken Herbeck bar I 0:08:05.200 --> 0:08:08.400 think it is, Yeah, who was part of that, No kidding, 0:08:08.520 --> 0:08:12.360 And he was physically in peril for the rest of 0:08:12.400 --> 0:08:14.000 his life because of but he works his ass off 0:08:14.040 --> 0:08:15.640 and does a great job. Has had a pleasure of 0:08:15.680 --> 0:08:19.720 meeting him, and he was part of that entire actual operation. 0:08:20.200 --> 0:08:23.240 Interesting, I know, super cool. Yeah. 0:08:23.280 --> 0:08:27.120 Here's Tarantino's Top ten of the twenty first century. 0:08:27.160 --> 0:08:28.840 Midnight in Paris. That's the way he. 0:08:29.200 --> 0:08:31.040 Man, that's the is there a backdoor in Paris? 0:08:31.040 --> 0:08:31.160 Thing? 0:08:31.240 --> 0:08:31.400 Right? 0:08:33.000 --> 0:08:33.160 Is that? 0:08:33.320 --> 0:08:34.240 Is that? Owen Wilson? 0:08:34.320 --> 0:08:34.560 Right? 0:08:34.800 --> 0:08:35.680 Oh? Oh wow? 0:08:35.920 --> 0:08:36.800 Okay wow. 0:08:37.360 --> 0:08:40.000 Number nine another movie I've never seen, Sean of the Dead. 0:08:40.200 --> 0:08:41.600 Oh dude, good, you've. 0:08:41.480 --> 0:08:45.280 Never seen that. His best friend becomes a zombie. Yeah, 0:08:45.320 --> 0:08:47.479 it's so he keeps him out of chain in his backyard. 0:08:48.040 --> 0:08:48.480 He does. 0:08:51.400 --> 0:08:57.160 Sounds like the plot to this season's Wednesday. Similar. Number 0:08:57.320 --> 0:09:00.520 eight Mad Max Fury Road fantastic, very good? 0:09:01.160 --> 0:09:01.960 Yeah, very good. 0:09:02.320 --> 0:09:04.400 You know the whole point of that movie is that 0:09:04.960 --> 0:09:06.839 can it chicks still be hot with only one arm? 0:09:07.280 --> 0:09:10.560 And you said, I said, hell, yeah, yeah, get over 0:09:10.559 --> 0:09:11.079 your lefty. 0:09:11.559 --> 0:09:14.120 Her name's Marty. Yeah, I thought it was, dude. 0:09:16.080 --> 0:09:19.400 Number seven Unstoppable. What the hell is unstoppable? 0:09:19.880 --> 0:09:23.240 That is the story of the Is not the Mark 0:09:24.280 --> 0:09:25.080 a football movie? 0:09:25.200 --> 0:09:29.800 The Mark that was invincible? Oh never mind, then what's unstoppable? 0:09:30.280 --> 0:09:32.920 I'll tell you what's unstoppable? The spread of herpes is unstoppable. 0:09:32.960 --> 0:09:35.640 The Denzel movie. Yes, it's uh train? 0:09:36.280 --> 0:09:36.880 Is it the train? 0:09:37.040 --> 0:09:38.880 Yeah? I think so weird? 0:09:39.400 --> 0:09:41.360 Uh yeah, it's where the train's going to run a curve? 0:09:43.240 --> 0:09:44.480 And seriously, that's it? 0:09:44.640 --> 0:09:46.080 Okay, Yeah, I think. 0:09:45.920 --> 0:09:47.920 That it's yes, it is, it is, it is. It's 0:09:47.960 --> 0:09:51.000 got that guy with the great cheeks, Susan Star trek Oh, 0:09:51.120 --> 0:09:56.160 Chris Pine. How did you know that I'm looking at 0:09:57.520 --> 0:10:01.000 right now? Number six one? I agree with a number 0:10:01.040 --> 0:10:05.200 six Zodiac ten out of ten. Yep, so good, so good. 0:10:05.320 --> 0:10:07.520 Then number five is there will be blood one. It 0:10:07.559 --> 0:10:09.440 might have been number one if Paul Daniel wasn't it 0:10:09.600 --> 0:10:14.000 stupid Paul. Number four Dunkirk, which Rosie said was too. 0:10:14.000 --> 0:10:17.760 Loud, and Saus thought he was spoiling it because Tom 0:10:17.800 --> 0:10:20.480 Hardy was in it, and he also said Mad Max 0:10:20.600 --> 0:10:21.360 was too loud. 0:10:22.040 --> 0:10:24.920 Number four or sorry, Number three is lost in translation. 0:10:25.280 --> 0:10:27.480 Great film. What does he say to her? Please tell 0:10:27.520 --> 0:10:28.560 me Bill Murray please. 0:10:28.800 --> 0:10:30.120 I don't think he's going to I know. 0:10:30.559 --> 0:10:32.640 Number two is Toy Story three, and then a number 0:10:32.679 --> 0:10:35.080 one is black Hawk Down Toy Story three, rind. 0:10:35.040 --> 0:10:39.400 Quintin, where like if the guy from the hometown not 0:10:39.480 --> 0:10:41.320 far from me had brought in some kool aid, we'd 0:10:41.320 --> 0:10:43.640 all drank it. Sad as damn film all. 0:10:44.120 --> 0:10:49.080 Yeah, and I think Tarantino has gone on record to 0:10:49.120 --> 0:10:52.480 say that the Toy Story trilogy is the best trilogy 0:10:52.480 --> 0:10:53.000 of all time. 0:10:53.040 --> 0:10:55.120 Yeah, but He also said that he would have never 0:10:55.400 --> 0:10:58.920 made number four. He said they did the first three perfectly, 0:10:59.080 --> 0:10:59.839 and he said they should. 0:10:59.840 --> 0:11:02.440 He said he'll never watch it because of Paul don 0:11:04.559 --> 0:11:08.760 Paul Daniel plays out and he said, the guy's totally 0:11:08.760 --> 0:11:10.160 weak sauce and he's uninteresting. 0:11:11.280 --> 0:11:13.240 Yeah, damn it, Paul Dano. 0:11:13.600 --> 0:11:15.960 Wow, twenty first century. 0:11:16.000 --> 0:11:18.120 My number one obviously would be No Country for Old Men, 0:11:18.120 --> 0:11:19.720 but I'd have to I'd have to really break it 0:11:19.760 --> 0:11:21.040 down the rest of them. 0:11:21.120 --> 0:11:22.160 Yeah, because. 0:11:23.520 --> 0:11:25.120 I think There Will Be Blood would be in my 0:11:25.160 --> 0:11:27.280 top ten almost for sure. 0:11:27.440 --> 0:11:29.960 I love that movie. This is Bye, Paul Daniel being 0:11:29.960 --> 0:11:32.640 in it, that weak sauce bastard. Yeah. Man, that's a 0:11:32.679 --> 0:11:35.120 good movie, so good. And those came out in the 0:11:35.200 --> 0:11:38.400 same year No Country in There Will Be Blood. What 0:11:38.480 --> 0:11:45.000 a good year. Hmmm, like oh seven, I think one 0:11:45.000 --> 0:11:49.239 of the two mm hmm, somewhere in that range oh seven. 0:11:49.280 --> 0:11:51.959 Says here and this is from the internet, so take 0:11:52.000 --> 0:11:58.520 it for what it is. Paul Dano spent the night 0:11:58.520 --> 0:12:04.680 at Tarantino's house in late twenty twelve, and when Tarantino 0:12:04.720 --> 0:12:11.600 woke up the next morning, Paul Dano was kicking his 0:12:11.640 --> 0:12:12.680 dog over and over again. 0:12:12.800 --> 0:12:14.079 Oh that makes sense. Do it? 0:12:14.280 --> 0:12:18.280 Yeah, just kill do it? And he said why are 0:12:18.280 --> 0:12:22.079 you kicking a dog? And Paul Dano said, because he 0:12:22.120 --> 0:12:22.679 won't listen. 0:12:23.400 --> 0:12:24.280 Yeah, that'll do it. 0:12:25.360 --> 0:12:27.920 Maybe he was taking out his frustration that he only 0:12:27.920 --> 0:12:29.839 had two days to prepare for They will be blood 0:12:30.000 --> 0:12:31.760 and he took it out on Tarantino's dog. 0:12:32.080 --> 0:12:34.840 Just here the dog drank his milkshake. 0:12:35.200 --> 0:12:35.800 I believe it. 0:12:36.520 --> 0:12:36.600 So. 0:12:36.920 --> 0:12:39.120 The only flaw in that argument, though, is if Dano 0:12:39.160 --> 0:12:41.400 had his shoes off and was kicking a dog, Tarantino 0:12:41.440 --> 0:12:43.240 would have probably been turned on by his feet. 0:12:43.559 --> 0:12:47.160 Yeah, he loves feet. Loves feet. 0:12:47.320 --> 0:12:50.800 It's like Rex Ryan and Quentin Tarantino. Yeah, who else 0:12:50.880 --> 0:12:53.400 loves feet? Don't name people here at the fan The 0:12:53.480 --> 0:12:56.480 list would be the rest of the segment. It probably, 0:12:56.480 --> 0:13:01.480 I mean there's probably a couple people here, it's not probably. Yeah, 0:13:01.559 --> 0:13:02.400 they're on a list. 0:13:02.800 --> 0:13:07.800 Yeah, let's think about it. Do you likes FEGs? 0:13:08.160 --> 0:13:10.120 Do you like feet? Hockey? 0:13:10.520 --> 0:13:13.600 I know? In fact, I'm glad I have them. Yeah, 0:13:13.760 --> 0:13:16.600 I'm happy for other people who do. I often feel 0:13:16.600 --> 0:13:19.400 bad for people who don't. But I don't spend a 0:13:19.400 --> 0:13:22.839 whole lot of my day going man, I need to masturbate. 0:13:23.120 --> 0:13:26.520 With my feet, not with his feet, just on feet 0:13:27.000 --> 0:13:28.000 or about feet. 0:13:27.920 --> 0:13:32.280 Yeah, or about face yeah not well yeah, I thought 0:13:32.320 --> 0:13:34.360 it was all right, thanks coach. 0:13:34.520 --> 0:13:37.040 On the on the scale of what moves the meter 0:13:37.679 --> 0:13:38.880 feet or a zero for me? 0:13:39.040 --> 0:13:43.520 Same crazy legs, Drake, that guy crazy legs drink. 0:13:43.440 --> 0:13:48.400 Now in terms of there's no there's no gain from 0:13:48.400 --> 0:13:50.240 a foot right now, if you had a gall that 0:13:50.280 --> 0:13:52.280 looked like Carrie Russell, that had the feet of Andrew 0:13:52.320 --> 0:13:57.360 the Giant, I'd say that's a negative. As long as 0:13:57.400 --> 0:14:02.280 their normal feet, I'm never gonna to notice them, right Yeah, 0:14:02.920 --> 0:14:06.720 if you have if you have toes that look like 0:14:06.760 --> 0:14:09.480 they were recently stung by bees, I might be like, 0:14:09.559 --> 0:14:10.199 that's not good. 0:14:10.640 --> 0:14:12.199 I don't think that's right. Yeah. 0:14:12.480 --> 0:14:17.040 What if you've got Terry Russell? And not only is 0:14:17.080 --> 0:14:20.800 she beautiful, she's just a darling individual. 0:14:20.840 --> 0:14:24.880 Of course, she seems lovely, super intelligent, ultra talented. 0:14:25.600 --> 0:14:28.040 The first thing she says to you every day when 0:14:28.080 --> 0:14:29.560 she walks in the door after a hard day's work, 0:14:29.680 --> 0:14:31.880 she says, I heard the show today and you were right. 0:14:32.200 --> 0:14:34.680 It doesn't matter what you said. She didn't really listen, 0:14:34.720 --> 0:14:35.760 doesn't matter, you know what I mean? 0:14:35.920 --> 0:14:38.040 Man, this is a fantasy world, I'm saying. 0:14:38.160 --> 0:14:41.280 And then, but but the one caveat is the only 0:14:41.320 --> 0:14:45.720 way she can experience argo is if you rub her feet, 0:14:45.840 --> 0:14:50.520 and when she takes off her shoes, it's an absolute atrocity. 0:14:52.000 --> 0:14:55.080 I would have to have you have you define atrocity 0:14:55.160 --> 0:14:58.120 and rubbing feet and like sucking toes, like Tarantino and 0:14:58.160 --> 0:15:02.120 Rex Ryan, are very different things. Right back in the 0:15:02.200 --> 0:15:05.720 Jessica Simpson days, back when I said, got to do 0:15:05.760 --> 0:15:08.880 it to her. You know, that's when I lived with 0:15:09.400 --> 0:15:13.280 three dudes in Saint Paul. Calm down, Zach. Yeah, let's 0:15:13.320 --> 0:15:18.360 just say the rumors were flying. Uh but uh, the 0:15:18.360 --> 0:15:20.200 the guys that I was living with at the time, 0:15:20.240 --> 0:15:22.680 we once had a Jessica Simpson debate because my roommate 0:15:22.840 --> 0:15:27.360 Eric hates feet more than maybe anybody I've ever met. 0:15:28.320 --> 0:15:32.480 And we were like, look, Jessica Simpson, you can do 0:15:32.680 --> 0:15:35.160 whatever you want, but you have to suck her toes first. 0:15:35.200 --> 0:15:39.280 And he almost threw up on the question. She absolutely 0:15:39.360 --> 0:15:42.080 not literally said, wouldn't do it if he got to 0:15:42.080 --> 0:15:42.840 do that afterwards. 0:15:43.120 --> 0:15:47.880 Really hates toes that much, very much. 0:15:48.560 --> 0:15:53.479 That's how much he hates toes. 0:15:52.120 --> 0:15:55.880 YEA, So if Carrie Russell's feet were. 0:15:57.360 --> 0:16:03.240 Like rub him the bottom the bottom of them, uh uh, 0:16:03.520 --> 0:16:07.480 like sandpaper callous and well maybe she's a hard working 0:16:08.000 --> 0:16:11.480 like maybe she's an ultra marathon runner. She's not barefoot. 0:16:11.800 --> 0:16:14.680 You can't explain it, and she won't. She won't tell 0:16:14.720 --> 0:16:21.280 you the top of them, Harry as I'll get out right. 0:16:21.720 --> 0:16:24.400 But maybe she walked to mortor that's why they're callous. 0:16:25.960 --> 0:16:29.080 That aren't they're individual, you know what I mean. Like 0:16:29.720 --> 0:16:31.600 there's hairs, but none of them are grouped. 0:16:31.920 --> 0:16:34.640 So they all look like what's on the top of 0:16:34.720 --> 0:16:39.160 Charlie Brown's head, right and then folls thank you. 0:16:41.200 --> 0:16:42.760 Her big toe go on. 0:16:43.720 --> 0:16:46.120 Looks like Buddy Holly after the plane crash. 0:16:46.480 --> 0:16:50.120 Ge is, I don't know what that looks like. Wow, 0:16:50.440 --> 0:16:52.200 you can guess, Crispy. 0:16:53.160 --> 0:16:56.960 No, he didn't catch fire, didn't He just was mangled. 0:16:57.920 --> 0:17:00.320 The toe to the to the right of it, name 0:17:00.480 --> 0:17:04.400 tell The longest of the little toes looks like Ken Barlow. 0:17:04.600 --> 0:17:14.160 Unexplainable happy bowl today A couple of things. Zach had 0:17:14.160 --> 0:17:16.000 his eyes shut for most of that description, so I 0:17:16.000 --> 0:17:19.840 think he was really trying to hone in on that vibe. No, yeah, 0:17:20.000 --> 0:17:22.560 that's number one and number two. You didn't. You didn't 0:17:22.600 --> 0:17:23.600 mention any. 0:17:24.840 --> 0:17:29.119 Gonna be careful here. You didn't mention any like pus 0:17:29.240 --> 0:17:33.680 or blisters or oozing. I'm running those feet. 0:17:34.119 --> 0:17:35.200 I'm trying to be realistic. 0:17:36.359 --> 0:17:40.480 Yeah, if you said, if you said those had to 0:17:40.520 --> 0:17:43.840 go in my mouth, then I'm not not on board. 0:17:43.920 --> 0:17:46.720 Button bar. Yeah, the whole town knows. 0:17:47.240 --> 0:17:47.320 No. 0:17:47.440 --> 0:17:50.400 Thanks every day, Yeah, every day you have to rub 0:17:50.400 --> 0:17:50.840 those feet. 0:17:50.880 --> 0:17:52.600 And she has a real deep voice. 0:17:52.800 --> 0:17:55.920 I don't care, no, No, she's got Carrie Russell's normal voice, 0:17:55.920 --> 0:17:58.440 which is uh, she's this generation songbird. 0:17:58.560 --> 0:18:01.040 Yeah, we talk. She's an American treasurer. 0:18:01.160 --> 0:18:03.040 We've talked about this in the past, and I still 0:18:03.160 --> 0:18:05.360 if I could choose a kink, if I could choose. 0:18:05.200 --> 0:18:09.080 A fetish, the foot one would be number one. And 0:18:09.119 --> 0:18:09.639 why is that? 0:18:10.840 --> 0:18:13.119 I wish if I had to have a fetish, that 0:18:13.160 --> 0:18:13.800 would be the one. 0:18:13.960 --> 0:18:17.000 Is it because you have kind of unknown access that 0:18:17.040 --> 0:18:19.640 people show them all the time without even realizing they're 0:18:19.640 --> 0:18:20.720 technically showing their feet. 0:18:20.760 --> 0:18:22.760 I don't know if it's like foot Pedia or feet 0:18:22.800 --> 0:18:24.880 pedia or whatever, but they have a whole website where 0:18:24.880 --> 0:18:30.320 they collect photos of celebrities feet and they those people 0:18:30.400 --> 0:18:34.919 love it and it's just like man, that would be nice. 0:18:35.000 --> 0:18:37.320 You know, you go to the beach to see a 0:18:37.320 --> 0:18:37.720 bunch of. 0:18:37.680 --> 0:18:39.760 Feet, right, You don't have to have a suit accidentally 0:18:39.800 --> 0:18:41.639 fall off to see genitals or something. 0:18:41.680 --> 0:18:43.840 You just get to see unlimited feet. 0:18:44.280 --> 0:18:45.280 Yeah, I see what you're saying. 0:18:45.520 --> 0:18:46.480 Your funny word. 0:18:46.960 --> 0:18:49.560 By the way, twenty four hours ago, we were raising 0:18:49.600 --> 0:18:53.560 awareness for toys for tots. Yeah, today we have raised 0:18:53.680 --> 0:18:56.719 awareness that Quentin Tarantino hates Paul Dano and that some 0:18:56.760 --> 0:18:57.959 people like sucking toes. 0:18:58.160 --> 0:19:02.240 Yea, and the Buddy Hollies mankled remains mankled. 0:19:03.320 --> 0:19:07.719 We're not burned. No, And Zach, you say, there's a 0:19:07.720 --> 0:19:09.000 lot of money and feed. 0:19:09.080 --> 0:19:11.040 And what if you took off her trousers. 0:19:11.680 --> 0:19:16.439 Oh no, guys, she's wearing trousers. She's a work. 0:19:17.920 --> 0:19:25.200 You took off for trousers and her hold on buddy, 0:19:26.040 --> 0:19:34.560 her lovely Uh treasure trail. You know what I'm saying? Whoa, Yeah, 0:19:34.600 --> 0:19:39.160 you heard where I'm going. It's it's well, it's five 0:19:39.160 --> 0:19:40.440 forty and I'll say, puby. 0:19:40.200 --> 0:19:44.480 Care, Okay, treasure trail is a whole different thing in 0:19:44.520 --> 0:19:44.920 my world. 0:19:45.560 --> 0:19:47.760 I know, I know, but I'm I'm looking for words 0:19:47.800 --> 0:19:49.000 without being discussed. 0:19:48.760 --> 0:19:54.160 Okay, her lovely Yep, we got it. 0:19:54.320 --> 0:20:00.840 Okay, is so unkempt. Hold on the You literally say 0:20:00.880 --> 0:20:04.920 to her, my god, how long have you had John 0:20:04.960 --> 0:20:06.240 Denver's head in your pants? 0:20:07.720 --> 0:20:09.520 That can't be right. They never found his head. Yes, 0:20:10.440 --> 0:20:15.800 that's the whole time. Yeah, man, that would have looked 0:20:15.840 --> 0:20:18.200 weird on a lot of the sets of The Americans. 0:20:18.400 --> 0:20:20.359 It looks weird on her pubic regions as well. 0:20:20.440 --> 0:20:23.560 Yeah, they blur it out when she's working. Uh. 0:20:23.640 --> 0:20:25.600 You know, Paul Danel might be the worst actor in 0:20:25.680 --> 0:20:29.360 SAG according to Tarantino Matt Reese, who was the other 0:20:29.440 --> 0:20:30.960 guy in The Americans. 0:20:31.200 --> 0:20:32.359 That's her real life husband. 0:20:32.480 --> 0:20:34.560 Yea, And now he's in that show The Beast in 0:20:34.680 --> 0:20:36.080 Me with Clear Danes on Netflix. 0:20:36.119 --> 0:20:36.680 I haven't watched it. 0:20:36.680 --> 0:20:39.160 I've heard it's okay, it's about Dusus's marriage. 0:20:39.800 --> 0:20:40.960