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Speaker 1: but it's worth telling. My fiance had another career milestone

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Speaker 1: We go there at five forty five because we very

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Speaker 1: we eat our meal, we're drinking. I don't do a

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Speaker 1: So we had that. She gets a pasta with a

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Speaker 1: So we start walking and we get towards like the

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah? And I start hearing people talking outside of

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Speaker 1: The bathroom wouldn't even flush, the toilet wouldn't flush. I

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Speaker 1: She runs after me. She's like, why didn't you wait

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Speaker 1: We need to go now. Horrible situation to be in. Yes,

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Speaker 1: felt it the whole entire way going home. Where is

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Speaker 2: Yes, because I don't like using porta potties. And sometimes

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Speaker 2: and you eat and it just doesn't sit right. You're

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Speaker 2: out there in the heat and your stummach you literally

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I was sweating. You sweating the moment I passed, I

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Speaker 1: I planned. I've been thinking about this story for five

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Speaker 1: days now. Hey, Joe, Joe, what's up up? Place to

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Speaker 1: get the runs is on a cruise ship, a boat? Wait, now,

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Speaker 1: a garbage trip. Yep, there is no bathroom around. Can

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Speaker 1: you go into someone's house? Have you ever asked to

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Speaker 4: No, but I haven't gone in the woods a few time.

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Speaker 2: I was gonna say the woods over asking you know,

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Speaker 3: We're not allowed to knock on the customer doors.

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Speaker 1: Well like being I like, you know, you don't want

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Speaker 2: Like it would be it's like my neighborhood, and I

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Speaker 1: I'll go on in, Bob, but it'd be tough, Joe,

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Speaker 1: By the way, Uh, you are a veteran, Yes, happy

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Speaker 1: veterans dead right? Do we say.

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Speaker 1: And thank you so much for your service. You say

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Uh, two reasons with what Ashley was saying. The poor lets,

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Speaker 3: they always don't get serviced, so you could have three

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Speaker 3: you gotta dig a hole first, and you got a

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Speaker 3: hope that you still have some uh what wife's left

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Speaker 4: I do, I do.

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Speaker 2: I do appreciate you digging a hole because some people

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Speaker 1: Own little toilet. Do you have Do you have someone

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Speaker 1: you're with whold job? How does that work? I mean

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Speaker 3: We do have a phrase called battle buddies, so I

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Speaker 1: But yeah, that's what I do. Squat down next to

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Speaker 1: this hole. That's that's love, that's friendship. Uh, Steve, one

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Speaker 1: more time. Thank you so much for your service. I

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Speaker 4: on the road in a Peterbilt truck in the middle

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Speaker 1: What do you do? What do you do?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Man, Well, I'll probably that's probably gonna be another truck

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Speaker 4: that's gonna say same thing. I say, like, if there

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Speaker 4: is one out there pooping the bag on the side

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Speaker 4: trying to kill you. I've already ran over two gators

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Speaker 1: All right, hold on, we gotta we gotta have a

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Speaker 1: First one in a bag? Why not just on the ground?

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Speaker 4: That's all I'm saying, Because I'm in the Everglades. Man,

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Speaker 4: everything's trying to kill you out here, right, And it's

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Speaker 1: Wow. Okay, oh so you're going in the truck still.

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Speaker 4: Huh but alf out, No, no, you going the side

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Speaker 4: because you know I have the steps going the side

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Speaker 4: of your truck like.

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Speaker 1: Oh whoa, okay, all right, you squatted.

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Speaker 4: Out, yes all. The second place could be the pediatrical

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Speaker 4: the pedatrician happened to me, Well what the kids. That

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Speaker 4: had the poop and everybody heard the herdsy sports with

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Speaker 4: the titty titty bank banks.

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Speaker 1: That is the worst one. You're in like a smaller room.

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Speaker 1: The last one. You've ran over three gators two gators

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Speaker 1: just driving in the next thing, you know, they walk

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Speaker 4: Honestly, I could actually there's there's still one on the

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Speaker 4: side of the road. It's the road now. It's like that,

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Speaker 4: it's just what you call that. It's decayed, but it's

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Speaker 4: still there. It's like hitting it's like hitting the speed bumps,

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Speaker 4: like you just got to hold onto the stoner wheel,

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Speaker 4: so you don't you know, you don't die. There's something

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Speaker 4: doing sixty five at four in the morning and you

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Speaker 4: see a gator, you just run it over. I mean,

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Speaker 4: I'm not gonna work in the painker. Yeah, I'm in

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Speaker 4: the paper.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't want to swerve hit that corner. Who later?

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Speaker 1: WHOA Kelly? Last one?

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Speaker 5: The worst place to do this in the very back

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Speaker 5: of Costco. I had a contrast done recently, and they

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Speaker 5: make you drink these two large leaders of yucky goose

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Speaker 5: stuff before you go in for it. And I was fine.

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Speaker 5: I did the contrast, everything was fine. I said, Oh,

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna go to Costco and shop, which is next door.

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Speaker 5: I'm in the very back of Costco, and all of

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Speaker 5: a sudden, my stomach goes.

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Speaker 1: What.

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Speaker 5: I have never walked so fast like a penguin with

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Speaker 5: my booty cheeks tucked in off. I had to walk really,

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Speaker 5: really fast up to the.

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Speaker 4: Part of the store.

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Speaker 5: I was literally sweating. I'm not gonna make it.

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Speaker 1: And that is hilarious. God, all right, that's fine.

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Speaker 5: He contrast goes straight home afterwards.

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Speaker 1: So many people are calling in too. By the way,

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Speaker 1: maybe we redo this at a later date. Should we she.

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Speaker 2: Feel good about yourself what you sho feel good about yourself.

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Speaker 1: Never a people calling in letting you know where to

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Speaker 1: go myself.

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