Speaker 1: It's one on one point three Katie wp oh boy.
Speaker 2: Order in the court, order in the corner order worse
Speaker 2: suit today because I am representing all of us, Bailey
Speaker 2: Cannams serve as part of the court taking Dave Bryan
Speaker 2: to court, but also as our judge today.
Speaker 1: To keep everything moving forward.
Speaker 2: So I am here today with Bailey and Bond representing
Speaker 2: the people of the state of Minnesota. That's us, and
Speaker 2: we're here bringing Dave Ryan to court because he is
Speaker 2: guilty of something that he has bitched about for years,
Speaker 2: years and now he did it himself.
Speaker 1: What am I talking about?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: His Christmas card? Chris? Are we on live right now?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: If you take a look at the live YouTube stream
Speaker 2: Dave Bryan TV, there is a digital printed AI created
Speaker 2: picture of one Roger and Bernie the dog. Yes, and
Speaker 2: on the it is also typed out may your holidays
Speaker 2: sparkle with joy and laughter, Dave Susan, Roger and Bernie Yes.
Speaker 2: All done by Shutterfly. It looks like, wow, that's so
Speaker 2: that's so interesting about it? If there's nothing wrong with
Speaker 2: the card, I mean, it's great, it's nice. It's very
Speaker 2: thoughtful that you sent me a card.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Dave, However, you have said for years that you should
Speaker 2: not send out Christmas cards unless you handwrite things.
Speaker 3: Christmas cards they.
Speaker 2: Showed up in my mail on Friday, and I said,
Speaker 2: what in the is this? Bailey and vond what do
Speaker 2: you have to say?
Speaker 4: Let me do a quick quick rendition of Dave Ryan
Speaker 4: when he is doing the Big Bitch, and he'll be like, well,
Speaker 4: you know what's so annoying and it's just so selfish
Speaker 4: when you print out a Christmas card and and.
Speaker 1: There's nothing hand written on it. You mean you couldn't
Speaker 1: think of me at all.
Speaker 4: You made it all about you, and it's supposed to
Speaker 4: be about me.
Speaker 5: I don't have much else to say. I agree with
Speaker 5: everything the women said, and I'm deeply hurt by this.
Speaker 6: David.
Speaker 3: Well, okay, when you're done with your testimony, I would
Speaker 3: like to testify myself.
Speaker 2: Rian guilty of doing something he has complained about for years.
Speaker 3: Will go ahead, David, thank you your honor. I will
Speaker 3: stand by my position that if you have your Shutterfly
Speaker 3: card with no handwriting on it and you don't say anything,
Speaker 3: then that is bad. However, mine is softened, your honor.
Speaker 3: If you will, if you will, look at the envelope.
Speaker 3: I hand addressed with my own hand and my own pen,
Speaker 3: every single Please do not interrupt. I'm not every single
Speaker 3: Christmas card. I looked up your address on my phone.
Speaker 3: I hand wrote your address. That to me is a
Speaker 3: personal touch. In my opinion, what I don't like is
Speaker 3: somebody who does no personal touches. You get a card,
Speaker 3: it's got a computerized pre printed label that they had.
Speaker 3: They got it all on an Excel spreadsheet. They print
Speaker 3: out the label, stick it on the card. I might
Speaker 3: as well be the Johnson's, the Oltson's, the Inga Bretsins.
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter, but this one. I for every one
Speaker 3: of you hand addressed your card. Now I will say
Speaker 3: that I am guilty of not putting anything handwritten on
Speaker 3: the card, guilty as charge. I am guilty on one
Speaker 3: count of Christmas dishonorament. However, I will plead not guilty
Speaker 3: because I did hand address every card. If you don't
Speaker 3: hand address, if you pen to paper, never touches a
Speaker 3: Christmas you are making the card about. Look at me.
Speaker 3: I'm wonderful I sent you a card. I want you
Speaker 3: guys to know that you're wonderful and special because I
Speaker 3: really feel that way, So I hand addressed your.
Speaker 1: Card like a little like note on the card for me.
Speaker 3: This I did on some people that I really care for.
Speaker 3: Thing to add to charge to the case. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Also I have another problem I guess out through in there,
Speaker 5: is that the picture is it's an AI picture of
Speaker 5: you and your dog or of your dog in your
Speaker 5: tech Yes, first of all, give you a real picture
Speaker 5: of them.
Speaker 3: I don't want AI garbage.
Speaker 4: And also in there too, yes, I want to know
Speaker 4: if the handwriting the addresses is really the nice little
Speaker 4: touch that like makes it personable, or if you're just
Speaker 4: wasting your time handwriting address?
Speaker 3: Can I can I speak on my car? When you
Speaker 3: open up a career, When you open up your mailbox
Speaker 3: and you get a bunch of Christmas cards, do you
Speaker 3: get a little tingle in your belly when you see
Speaker 3: one that has a computerized printed stamp a little address label.
Speaker 3: I do not. I look at it like I might
Speaker 3: as well have got one from the local realtor who's
Speaker 3: trying to sell my house, or the local dentist who
Speaker 3: wants to come by and give me a rook. I
Speaker 3: don't like that. But when you open up your mailbox,
Speaker 3: and you see a hand written address, you go, ah,
Speaker 3: Christmas time is here.
Speaker 1: See then, let me give.
Speaker 4: You a scenario when you open up your mailbox and
Speaker 4: you have a bunch of envelopes that are clearly Christmas cards.
Speaker 4: Do you stare at the address and think, Wow, this
Speaker 4: was handwritten for me? Or do you just rip open
Speaker 4: all of them, throw them in the recycling and look
Speaker 4: at the card itself because it's the card itself, Well
Speaker 4: that matters.
Speaker 3: I do see your point. I will give you that,
Speaker 3: and I did take I was very proud of the cards,
Speaker 3: so I thought it would be, you know enough on
Speaker 3: its own because it was a personalized card. But at
Speaker 3: the same time, I will rest my case and stand
Speaker 3: on the decision that I hand addressed every Christmas card
Speaker 3: because I love you guys, and I want you guys
Speaker 3: to feel special. Well, I don't feel as special as
Speaker 3: your brother. Now you didn't hand right now? Oh you
Speaker 3: are not my brother. You are not as special as
Speaker 3: my brother. What okay? So who's guilty? See, we need
Speaker 3: jurors on the phone right now. Six nine eight nine KWB.
Speaker 3: Either come down on my side or you come down
Speaker 3: on the Minnesota the people, the people versus Dave Ryan
Speaker 3: okay six nine eight nine k WB, or you can
Speaker 3: text in your your finding as part of the Jewel
Speaker 3: jurors here the for example, AI art is also art
Speaker 3: theft two counts of being guilty.
Speaker 5: Wow, oh okay. I just feel like it's less work.
Speaker 5: I feel like I'd rather you just screen type the address.
Speaker 5: That's not the part that's had been personal.
Speaker 4: Last yeame, I think it actually is smarter to just
Speaker 4: have them that's sten it out.
Speaker 1: Then you don't have to spend all the time.
Speaker 4: You can spend the time that you would have taken
Speaker 4: handwriting an address to handwriting a note.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean we can sit here and talk
Speaker 2: all day. But what we really need is, like everyone else,
Speaker 2: is that we're doing this, like buy the book.
Speaker 1: We need jury.
Speaker 2: Sure, you need jury members to decide whether or not
Speaker 2: David is guilty. So give us a call six nine KTWB.
Speaker 2: We'll get three people on the phone deside. I will
Speaker 2: take a quick break and come back and figure out
Speaker 2: if Dave is guilty of doing something. He always said
Speaker 2: he would never effort die it.
Speaker 1: Did not I would never do.
Speaker 3: Not do that. By the way, Somebody's like, we'll get
Speaker 3: to that later. All right, we'll come back in a
Speaker 3: second on kat WBH with the verdict on the People's Court. Also,
Speaker 3: we're gonna play name that tune. And I got a
Speaker 3: Christmas wish coming up within about forty five minutes on
Speaker 3: Kate and we are back one hour commercial free Merry Christmas.
Speaker 3: It's Christmas Week. I'm a god roaser slippery, so be careful.
Speaker 3: Let's get right back into people's court. And apparently I
Speaker 3: have been taking People's court's.
Speaker 1: Say the case.
Speaker 2: Dave sent a Christmas card to all of us, and
Speaker 2: it is digitized. It's ai RT of his dog Bernie
Speaker 2: and their cat Roger, and on the back it is
Speaker 2: also just typed out in letters saying mate your holiday
Speaker 2: sparkle with joy and laughter, Dave Susan, Roger and Bernie.
Speaker 2: And so we are here to bring him to court
Speaker 2: because he has complained for years about how there is
Speaker 2: nothing personal about a Christmas card that's digitized like that.
Speaker 2: So Dave Ryan is guilty of one thing, and one
Speaker 2: thing only.
Speaker 3: Being ahead recret Okay, in my defense, I would not
Speaker 3: send out a card that had a pro computerized pre
Speaker 3: printed label. I hand wrote the address on every single
Speaker 3: Christmas card you in grateful, screwed.
Speaker 4: I threw out all of those envelopes because who cares.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it looks like we've got some jurors on
Speaker 2: the phone.
Speaker 1: So it's time to go to the court.
Speaker 2: Now, the jurors and figure out who is guilty if
Speaker 2: Dave's skeilthy or not?
Speaker 3: Juror Carmen, are you present? Say present?
Speaker 6: Present?
Speaker 3: Juror Ike? Are you present? Mike duror Mike are you present? Okay,
Speaker 3: Judge Bailey, go ahead and get the verdict from the jurors.
Speaker 4: Yes, so the first name was boy Carmen. Carmen, jur Carmen.
Speaker 4: We need to hear from you, guilty or not guilty?
Speaker 6: Dave Ryan, he is guilty as sin on all accounts.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, would you like to expand?
Speaker 7: Yeah, all you can't go back on your own rule,
Speaker 7: right said?
Speaker 6: For how many years? Handwriting? Handwriting, handwriting?
Speaker 7: No one looks at an envelope. And plus I have
Speaker 7: known you for how many years?
Speaker 6: And I never got a Christmas card?
Speaker 4: Oh, this is a close friend, as David, this is
Speaker 4: actually his best friend.
Speaker 2: I protest, I objectively have the time to interview the jurors.
Speaker 1: We just had a few people in. All right, Ike,
Speaker 1: is our next Ike? Guilty or not guilty?
Speaker 7: Dave, Ryan, Dave, you are definitely guilty.
Speaker 3: But oh man, and I've heard that sermon.
Speaker 1: No, Mike, he's had a sermon.
Speaker 3: Okay, say that again.
Speaker 7: Who looks at the envelope?
Speaker 3: The postman looks at the end.
Speaker 5: You personalized it for the postman for not Wait okay,
Speaker 5: I think about this.
Speaker 3: So you you're writing for your postman. Huh No, it
Speaker 3: is for your joy when you get that Christmas card
Speaker 3: and you go through. There's right, you do all right?
Speaker 3: When you when you go through your mail, you're walking
Speaker 3: back from the mailbox to your front door and you're
Speaker 3: paging through. You're going through there's all these like unpersonal
Speaker 3: stuff from the realtor the guy who wants.
Speaker 7: To pay out. Hey, you know what, will feel so
Speaker 7: much better. But even if you had a label on
Speaker 7: there with my name and I opened it up and
Speaker 7: I've seen your handwriting with you know, that little paragraph
Speaker 7: that you wrote my name and the address, it could
Speaker 7: have been some sentimental.
Speaker 3: Ike is upset. We have one more, jos I'm sorry, Ike,
Speaker 3: you know what?
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, we got one last year?
Speaker 3: What's my last Your last is Mike.
Speaker 4: Mike.
Speaker 3: I already don't like him.
Speaker 1: Mike, guilty or not guilty? Dave Ryan.
Speaker 8: David Ryan is guilty as sin. I listened to him
Speaker 8: for years. He needs to practice what he preaches. And
Speaker 8: this is my recommendation to Judge Bailey, is that he
Speaker 8: must go out with college muscle movers on a Christmas.
Speaker 3: With no Mike. Look at that. I got Mike on
Speaker 3: the phone, Mike, and I got Mike and Ike on
Speaker 3: the phone. Here. What kind of jur has credibility when
Speaker 3: they're Mike and Ike on the gurm non hypocritical ones.
Speaker 1: No, it looks like the jury has spoken daimous one two,
Speaker 1: three slashes guilty, guilty, guilty.
Speaker 9: Bong bong, You're guilty, all right, Dave, bend over than
Speaker 9: for Christmas lashes for Christmas lashes, then bend over ready,
Speaker 9: three two, one, one more, one more for good luck.
Speaker 3: And one more come on, one more one like that.
Speaker 3: Here you go, you naughty, naughty boy. I've been really naughty.
Speaker 3: All right. Jurors are released. Thank you, Mike and Ike
Speaker 3: and Cameron Carmon whatever whatever came, good Mike, Cameron, Mike
Speaker 3: and Ike, unasured. That made my day all right, no
Speaker 3: credit at all for a hand addressed envelope. I'll remember
Speaker 3: that next year. You're getting card it all next year.
Speaker 3: All right, it's time for a little Christmas Name that tune.
Speaker 3: Let's get started. Are you ready? Christmas song? Here we
Speaker 3: go with the category. Time to reach into Santa's sack
Speaker 3: and pull out some more Christmas songs. All of these
Speaker 3: songs are well known and beloved Christmas songs. Bailey, you
Speaker 3: will bid first, and here we go. Good luck playing
Speaker 3: along at home. Trumpets, trombones, obos, clarinets, flutes, and French horns,
Speaker 3: but nary a word is spoke in m Trumpets, trombones, oboes, clarinet's, flutes,
Speaker 3: and French horns. But nary a word is spoken Bailey.
Speaker 4: Hey Dave, if I can name that tune in three.
Speaker 5: Seconds, man, I was gonna say two seconds, then vat
Speaker 5: name that too.
Speaker 10: Lovely, whether it's sleigh Ride, Okay.
Speaker 3: I love that song. It is not Christmas until I
Speaker 3: hear that song. Okay. Vont is on the board and
Speaker 3: here we go with song number two. Vont and Bailey,
Speaker 3: I hope you both share a love for this song.
Speaker 1: Ey, share a love for the song.
Speaker 5: What I think I can name that tune in two seconds, gosh.
Speaker 1: I said three So name that tune.
Speaker 3: DJ plame my Christmas song. Yes, you got it exactly right. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't have the hook, but you got it exactly right.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Share for this Christmas song. Hey, under the next round,
Speaker 3: Bailey is biating first, Bailey, here is your clue. If
Speaker 3: Santa drove a red Mustang convertible instead of a sleigh,
Speaker 3: could you read it again? Sure? Will, if Santa drove
Speaker 3: a red Mustang convertible instead of a sleigh.
Speaker 4: Okay, I can name that tune in three seconds.
Speaker 3: I wasn't confident, I said four seconds.
Speaker 11: Name that tune Christmas Christmas?
Speaker 4: Come see t is that little little Saint Nick?
Speaker 3: Okay, what you're gonna be first? On the next round,
Speaker 3: here we go. Wait a second, they might not even
Speaker 3: realize it's time for trees, Santa and presence. Wait a second,
Speaker 3: they might not even realize it's time for trees and
Speaker 3: Santa and presence.
Speaker 11: M Bailey, J I think I can name that tune
Speaker 11: in four seconds, said I think I can name that
Speaker 11: tune in one Oh yiks, all right, Bailey, name that tune.
Speaker 1: M h m hm, David. That is do they know
Speaker 1: it's Christmas?
Speaker 3: Yeah, guys doing great guys. Okay, next one Christmas songs.
Speaker 3: Three words might describe this song, sing sing song. It's
Speaker 3: my favorite clue of the day. Am I bidding first?
Speaker 6: Or no?
Speaker 3: Yes? You are?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Wait no, no, it's me sadness well vaunts. I think
Speaker 1: I can name that tune in one second.
Speaker 12: Jeez baby, all right, name that tune? I would have
Speaker 12: gotten you would have gotten it? No, dang h is
Speaker 12: that one? You're a mean one, mister.
Speaker 3: Grinch stink stank song. You're a monster, mister Grinch, mister grin.
Speaker 5: Okay, I think yesterday I realized I have seen the
Speaker 5: Grinch one time in my life.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm such a disappointment. That's such a sad childhood.
Speaker 3: Apparently he sings that song.
Speaker 1: He's got a great voice.
Speaker 3: That is a good question. Is the same guy who
Speaker 3: does the voice of the Haunted Mansion? It is. I'm
Speaker 3: the same guy who did They're great Tony the Tiger.
Speaker 1: Thur Raven Scott.
Speaker 3: Yeah, listen again, listen to his voice. It's the Haunted
Speaker 3: Mansion guy. You're a monster, mister Grinch. Yes, your hearts
Speaker 3: and m legendary voice here Christmas songs, vaunt. You're going
Speaker 3: to bid first on this one. Good luck. Beneath the
Speaker 3: sprawling boughs of the venerable spruce, where the dappled sunlight
Speaker 3: dances upon the ground, Liza, serene haven shrouded in Nature's embrace. Okay,
Speaker 3: geez all right. Beneath the sprawling bows, beneath the sprawling
Speaker 3: boughs of the venerable spruce, where the dappled sunlight dances
Speaker 3: upon the ground, lies a serene haven, shrouded in nature's embrace.
Speaker 4: Mother Goose eight different ideas that it could potentially.
Speaker 3: Be again, because I just need some points on the board.
Speaker 3: I think I can name that tune in two seconds.
Speaker 4: I said three seconds, so vant name that tune.
Speaker 1: I didn't need the change.
Speaker 3: All right, you guys are doing really well. We have
Speaker 3: two more to go right now, three? Three? Are we?
Speaker 3: Obet I caught up? Have a festive and joyful celebration
Speaker 3: of Christ's birth and a wonderful week. Have a festive
Speaker 3: and joyful celebration of Christ's birth and a wonderful week.
Speaker 3: And Bailey, you obeting fust.
Speaker 4: I think I can name that tune in two.
Speaker 5: Seconds Okay, I was gonna say, three, Bailey, name that tune.
Speaker 3: Let it breathe, Bailey, Bette. I know you're excited, but
Speaker 3: you're gonna rush into it and you're gonna screw it up.
Speaker 3: Twenty more seconds.
Speaker 1: You're bobbing her head anyway. Christmas, Happy Holidays.
Speaker 3: All right, Here we go, final round Christmas songs. Here
Speaker 3: we go. What runs out of a fresh, real Christmas tree? Sap?
Speaker 3: What runs out of a real fresh Christmas tree? Sap?
Speaker 3: Vaunt bids first.
Speaker 5: I never ever ever understand your final clue, and I
Speaker 5: always go out on the loom get it. So I
Speaker 5: think for the final name that tue. It's twenty twenty five.
Speaker 5: I could name that tune in one second.
Speaker 4: I said three, so vant name that tune.
Speaker 3: Good luck to you, goodness gracious. I do this every week.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that could have been. That could be so
Speaker 3: many things. Do you know the answer at home? If
Speaker 3: you do shout it at the radio? Do you read
Speaker 3: the clue one more time? I sure will. What runs
Speaker 3: out of a fresh, real Christmas tree? Sap? Honey, it's Christmas?
Speaker 3: That's my guess. No, sorry, Bailey, If that's a song,
Speaker 3: I just no idea.
Speaker 4: No, well, because we only paid one second of the song.
Speaker 4: Maybe if we played it a little bit more, I
Speaker 4: can name it.
Speaker 3: You get the point, no matter what I do.
Speaker 1: Get the point, no matter what. Because I lost the
Speaker 1: Christmas classic.
Speaker 3: I want you to yell it out. Jenny knows it.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna play the clip. Yell at when you know it,
Speaker 3: Yell it at home when you know it. No Christmas shoes, Yeah, sap,
Speaker 3: get it, get it, get it? Do you get it?
Speaker 3: Pick a song that you want to hear, the entire song.
Speaker 4: Kids.
Speaker 3: The choices are sleigh ride, DJ, play a Christmas song,
Speaker 3: little Saint Nick? Do they know it's Christmas? You're a
Speaker 3: mean one, mister Grinch, underneath the tree, Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays,
Speaker 3: and Christmas shoes?
Speaker 1: Three on the count of three.
Speaker 9: Three two one Merry Christmas.
Speaker 3: You got it?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 3: Let here we go. There it is on Name That
Speaker 3: Tune on kd w B one point three kd WB
Speaker 3: and Dave's Earth. The Vikings win kind of overshadowed by
Speaker 3: JJ McCarthy's hand injury. He is definitely out for the season.
Speaker 3: There's really not much left of the season. I found
Speaker 3: out that it used to be way back in the day,
Speaker 3: there were twelve NFL games per season. Now there are seventeen.
Speaker 3: The season goes eighteen weeks, with one by week for
Speaker 3: each team. Seventeen games per season. Anybody want to guess
Speaker 3: why they increased it to seventeen games per season?
Speaker 2: Money, No, Jenny, I was going to say, I like
Speaker 2: advertisers wanted to be more like make more money off
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 3: It's all about money. Yeah, it is all one dred
Speaker 3: percent about money because they realized that the public will
Speaker 3: absolutely eat up more games. There's games on there's games
Speaker 3: on Saturday night, games on Sunday, there are games on
Speaker 3: Thursday and Monday. The NFL, let me tell you don't
Speaker 3: like capitalism, but there you are in your Vikings jersey,
Speaker 3: on the fifty yard line and on the couch cheering
Speaker 3: every week because those owners, let me tell you, they
Speaker 3: figured out a way to milk milk you for all
Speaker 3: the money they can get.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm confused because like, aren't so obviously there's not
Speaker 4: a lot of football games. I know there's not a
Speaker 4: lot of like hockey games either, right, No, there's a lot.
Speaker 3: Of hockey games, but they're not really televised on the
Speaker 3: main networks.
Speaker 4: Yet, but there's like hundreds of baseball games in the summer. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and I guess there's probably a lot of basketball games too.
Speaker 1: Like what who determines the number of the game?
Speaker 3: The in baseball injuries and exhaustion or less prominent because
Speaker 3: what do you stand? You stand around on third base
Speaker 3: all day? Yeah, you don't do anything. The only one
Speaker 3: doesn't he work is the pitcher. Nobody else is doing anything.
Speaker 3: So they have a lot of pitchers coming. In basketball,
Speaker 3: they play every three days because you know, injuries and basketball.
Speaker 3: Look at me yesterday, JJ McCarthy rips his hand wide open.
Speaker 5: Yeah, then that's that's more money that the players get
Speaker 5: to make to them. Everybody players happy. The players are
Speaker 5: all for it. But I will tell you watching the
Speaker 5: vikings of the Giants game yesterday, both teams kind of
Speaker 5: mailed it in.
Speaker 3: You could like, there's JJ McCarty's in the huddle and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: he's calling a play. Know what he's doing. He's ordering buffalo.
Speaker 3: He's ordering buffalo. He's on door dash. You saw that
Speaker 3: tool is he's ordering parmesan garlic instead of pay Come
Speaker 3: on now, well.
Speaker 1: The rumors have been put to rest.
Speaker 2: If Timothy shallow may is this I don't know TikTok rapper,
Speaker 2: whoever he is. His name is Esdi Kid because they
Speaker 2: finally did a video together. And here's a clip of
Speaker 2: the track.
Speaker 10: Sidling trying to stack a hundred million girl, got a.
Speaker 1: Ballion with a.
Speaker 12: Little wonderful family, hinted a sailing, hinted Twinsman thing.
Speaker 3: I'm living the dream getting the cream. I'm living on theme.
Speaker 12: I don't know what things.
Speaker 2: Arty Supreme as.
Speaker 1: White Supreme is up.
Speaker 2: So there was just all this lore that sd Kid
Speaker 2: was actually Timothy Shallomy because he only reveals his eyes
Speaker 2: and they look very similar to Timothy Shallomey. And he
Speaker 2: is on quite the press tour with Marty Supreme right now.
Speaker 2: So he teamed up with this. They did a whole
Speaker 2: bit and now we know he is not that rapper.
Speaker 4: Dang, and we had built it up so much so
Speaker 4: Saturday Night at Live had its last show of the
Speaker 4: year on Saturday, and it was Bowen Yang's last show.
Speaker 3: Now, this is a skit, skit, not a real bit.
Speaker 13: It just feels so likely that I ever got to
Speaker 13: work here, and I just wanted to enjoy for a
Speaker 13: little bit longer, especially the people I've loved every single
Speaker 13: person works here because they've done so much to me,
Speaker 13: especially my boss.
Speaker 3: And how coming shore Go. Do you have any feedback
Speaker 3: for me?
Speaker 1: Well, everyone thought you were a little bit too gay.
Speaker 1: Do you know what?
Speaker 4: You're perfect for me? So Saturday Night Live will return
Speaker 4: on January seventeenth, and their host will be Finn wolf
Speaker 4: Hard from Stranger Things and the musical guest will be
Speaker 4: Asap Rocky.
Speaker 3: I think it was.
Speaker 5: Cool that Ariana Grande was the host for this episode
Speaker 5: because her and when Younger closed, they're good friends and
Speaker 5: they're both in Wicket together.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So it was a big boxing event over the weekend,
Speaker 5: Anthony Joshua versus Jake Paul. And here's the call where
Speaker 5: Antie Anthony Joshua knocked out Jake Paul.
Speaker 3: That much he's gonna put it and it almost was
Speaker 3: a loft, you know what.
Speaker 5: I think it's fascinating because this was on Netflix. Remember
Speaker 5: pay per view that was the big thing whenever they
Speaker 5: were fights on TV. It's just so easy to go
Speaker 5: back and stream it the next day on Netflix.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you don't get the live It's kind of
Speaker 3: like would you watch the Vikings game the next day
Speaker 3: for free on Netflix. Now, yeah, something to it. I agree,
Speaker 3: It's just so crazy.
Speaker 5: This is the world we're living in.
Speaker 3: Gotta give a shout out to our friend Mike. He
Speaker 3: wants to wish happy birthday to his amazing, wonderful daughter
Speaker 3: Madeline Joy say the big three to zero today, Happy birthday.
Speaker 3: I love you from Dad. You share a birthday with
Speaker 3: Megan trainer Ay thirty one years old to day. Jordan's
Speaker 3: Bartsch has thirty five, Raith Fine is sixty two, and
Speaker 3: it is mathematics day. So shout out to anybody who's
Speaker 3: into math, math teachers, math whizzes. Math was always my
Speaker 3: weakest subject. When I went to Pike's Peak Community College,
Speaker 3: I tested into what they called developmental math. So when
Speaker 3: you take a college entrance exam, they test you. I
Speaker 3: tested into developmental math, which was the second lowest math
Speaker 3: you could get into. We literally did multiplication, division, fractions,
Speaker 3: and I remember looking around the classroom going, God, what
Speaker 3: a bunch of dumb ass people are in here, And
Speaker 3: it occurred to me, I am one of those dumb
Speaker 3: ass people.
Speaker 1: I was in the same thing.
Speaker 4: I had to take a non credit math course before
Speaker 4: I could get into the credit.
Speaker 5: And Now, my dad's a math teacher, so DA would
Speaker 5: have done it a couple of years earlier than I
Speaker 5: would have probably been in a regular math class.
Speaker 4: So Jenny, it was, it's your day today. Happy mathematic
Speaker 4: holidays to you and your people.
Speaker 3: Watch this, Jenny, so smart? What's the square root of nine?
Speaker 3: Look at that? I mean it was amazing. It's amazing.
Speaker 3: No calculator, no calculator? Ready math? How many people are
Speaker 3: on this show?
Speaker 7: Go?
Speaker 3: Yeah? After today? I don't know, right, let's move on,
Speaker 3: here we go. This is just kind of a funny call.
Speaker 3: We talked about this because this is somebody who's kind
Speaker 3: of stuck their foot in their mouth by promising something
Speaker 3: they can't deliver on. What's your name, Jenny Taylor? Taylor?
Speaker 3: Good morning Taylor. Hello, Hey good we're live on the
Speaker 3: radio right now. Tell me about the dating life and
Speaker 3: what you did to get yourself in a pickle, as they.
Speaker 6: Say, Oh yeah, So what I did was on my profile.
Speaker 6: I bummed it up a little bit because I wasn't
Speaker 6: getting a lot of matches, so I just decided to
Speaker 6: add some fun stuff the kind It was a joke
Speaker 6: to me. I put like I love to ski, I
Speaker 6: love to cook on some stand up and I don't
Speaker 6: do any of this stuff. Like I just wanted to
Speaker 6: sound more interesting because what I had on there was
Speaker 6: just like I take my dog for walks. I love Survivor.
Speaker 6: I can talk about every episode, but I literally guys
Speaker 6: can't cook or dance. I'm just like a you know,
Speaker 6: regular person living my life. So I did start getting
Speaker 6: more matches. And this one guy that I went on
Speaker 6: a date with most recently did a great time. And
Speaker 6: now he's tried to be like, you want to go skiing,
Speaker 6: Let's go to buck Hill? Like we both love skiing.
Speaker 1: Remember we both love skiing. You remember that? Ah, but
Speaker 1: you did.
Speaker 4: It's all a lie because you just wanted to get
Speaker 4: more matches. But it did work, right kind of kind
Speaker 4: of sort of now you're paying for it.
Speaker 6: I see one time, like on a field trip in
Speaker 6: fourth grade. I don't think it's like riding a bike, honestly,
Speaker 6: I I just boom off. The last couple of times
Speaker 6: I was like, oh, yeah it's too cold, you know,
Speaker 6: or like oh it's my love's birthday. But they're like,
Speaker 6: why do you want to keep doing outdoor activities?
Speaker 3: Stuck on it.
Speaker 4: Because it's on your profile tailor, that's why.
Speaker 6: But oh no, but the other stuff I feel like
Speaker 6: I can get away with, like I can I can
Speaker 6: learn to cook, like you know, that's easy, Like oh yeah,
Speaker 6: that was.
Speaker 3: Actually you go down to buyer Ley's and you get
Speaker 3: some stuff out of their amazing buffet or whatever they
Speaker 3: call it. You bring it home and you're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: I made this meat loaf.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 3: You pull it out of the you know, put it
Speaker 3: in the oven, warm it up, pull it out with
Speaker 3: some heat, with some what do you call them oven
Speaker 3: mine and be like oh fresh, cool Grandma's recipe. Yeah.
Speaker 3: But the skiing thing, I don't know. Should she come
Speaker 3: clean or say you know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I feel like that would be a big enough ick
Speaker 1: where I would.
Speaker 4: Just call off the date then, like if she was honestly, Yeah,
Speaker 4: if she was honest, like oh actually I don't know
Speaker 4: how to ski, even though it's prominent on my profile,
Speaker 4: I'd be like, oh.
Speaker 6: What if what if I just say, like, all at regiment,
Speaker 6: I don't want to ski right now?
Speaker 1: What you that again? We didn't understand what you said?
Speaker 6: Oh what if I said like it reminds me of
Speaker 6: I don't want.
Speaker 4: My ex.
Speaker 1: I mean it would be like, let's go to buck Hill.
Speaker 3: Here's what you can do. Go down to buck Hill
Speaker 3: and take some lessons. It's easy to learn to ski,
Speaker 3: see you, It's very easy to learn to ski. And
Speaker 3: I can teach any idiot how to accept fallon. Fallon
Speaker 3: gave up before she even got her boots on, but
Speaker 3: I tried to teach. I've taught probably dozens of people
Speaker 3: had to ski. It's so easy to ski.
Speaker 4: Well because I I don't think necessarily because you think
Speaker 4: it's easy to ski because you know how to ski,
Speaker 4: but I didn't know how to ski. I went cross
Speaker 4: country skiing for the first time this last year. I
Speaker 4: was terrified, terrified.
Speaker 2: Do you do any other like outdoor activities, tailor or
Speaker 2: like anything that's a little bit more adventurous.
Speaker 6: Just like I said, I could do hiking version of
Speaker 6: walking my.
Speaker 10: Dog, and she'd go to Wisconsin and find a nice
Speaker 10: trail and take her dog there.
Speaker 3: I think, you know you're a funny person. I think
Speaker 3: that you needed to say you know what, I got
Speaker 3: to tell you something I wasn't getting any hits. I'm
Speaker 3: so glad go on a couple of more dates and
Speaker 3: make him like you because he's gonna like you because
Speaker 3: you're funny and you're charming. But he is going to
Speaker 3: like you more the more dates you go on. Then
Speaker 3: you got to say, you know what, Ray, assuming his
Speaker 3: name is Ray, Ye, Like, I gotta just tell you
Speaker 3: I don't ski. I've never I skied once in fourth grade.
Speaker 3: I don't scan. He'll laugh. He's gonna be like, oh
Speaker 3: my god, that's so cute. Blo do you guys think so? Boy?
Speaker 4: No, I don't know not because she's she's admitting to
Speaker 4: lying off the bat, so like, I don't know, maybe
Speaker 4: or maybe she We have some text messages that five
Speaker 4: three nine two one that says she could say I
Speaker 4: prefer cross country and not downhill.
Speaker 1: I do say that is a little bit safer, says
Speaker 1: that she likes it but is bad at it.
Speaker 4: A lot of people say I love to ski, but
Speaker 4: I'm not good at it.
Speaker 1: That's what you should say instead. So yeah, I was.
Speaker 2: Very new at snowboarding at one point, and I was
Speaker 2: seeing somebody who was very good at snowboarding, and I
Speaker 2: basically told him.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm really not good.
Speaker 2: I just need you to know, like, I'm not good,
Speaker 2: And he was like very unaware of how not good
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 1: So he basically gave me a lesson.
Speaker 2: So you go take a couple lessons if you're interested,
Speaker 2: and then just tell him he's got to keep teaching
Speaker 2: you when you decide to go together. O, then'll hold
Speaker 2: your hands.
Speaker 3: Okay, we're talking about we're talking to Taylor. And Taylor's
Speaker 3: got a problem that she lied on her dating profile
Speaker 3: because there was nobody who was like clicking on her
Speaker 3: swiping or whatever. So she lied and said I do
Speaker 3: stand up, I love to cook, and I love to ski.
Speaker 3: She doesn't do any of those. Now the guy is
Speaker 3: kind of like trapping her a little bit, like, let's
Speaker 3: go skiing. So what should she do, Brittany, what do
Speaker 3: you think she should do?
Speaker 6: Well? I just kind of agree with whoever was just talking.
Speaker 5: She can say that she likes it, but she's just
Speaker 5: not that good and then hopefully go and take a.
Speaker 3: Little lesson and at least know how to put her
Speaker 3: skis on before she goes on the date. Oh, one
Speaker 3: little lesson. Yeah, it's like find a friend to go
Speaker 3: out to buck Hill with or Highland and take a lesson.
Speaker 3: It's it's moderately easy to learn if skien is one
Speaker 3: of those things it's easy to learn, it's hard to
Speaker 3: get good at. You see people that are parallel skiing
Speaker 3: and just swooping down the black runs. That's really difficult. Snow,
Speaker 3: what do they call it? Snow plowing down a green run?
Speaker 3: I could teach you that in a half an hour.
Speaker 5: But then what's gonna happen whenever he goes, oh, I
Speaker 5: want to go watch you do a stand up show
Speaker 5: because she lied about that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I feel like it would be easier to at
Speaker 6: this point.
Speaker 3: You're funny, you're charming, and you're smart, do you. All
Speaker 3: you gotta do is just come clean and say, you
Speaker 3: know what, I'm sorry. I gotta tell you Ray, I
Speaker 3: just I lied about the skiing thing, and he'll be like, oh,
Speaker 3: that's okay, let's go have sex, because you know, as
Speaker 3: long as if that's still on the table, then everything
Speaker 3: is still good.
Speaker 5: But I agree with what Dave saying, Friend, I do
Speaker 5: agree to try to learn the ski but I also
Speaker 5: agree get him the like you first. That way, if
Speaker 5: he doesn't take the news, well, at least he's already
Speaker 5: more attracted to you to be like, oh, well, you
Speaker 5: know we've been going on pretty good dates.
Speaker 3: I gotta guess you're not the first person to lie
Speaker 3: in their dating profile. I think people do it all
Speaker 3: the time about their height, and do women do it too?
Speaker 3: Is it only dudes that lie on their dating profile?
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't lie on the.
Speaker 3: Who lies about their height?
Speaker 6: She says, we just we don't lie about our.
Speaker 3: No guys do. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Somebody has a really good piece of advice saying that
Speaker 4: she should change her bio to would love to learn
Speaker 4: how to ski. And I saw somebody saying that before
Speaker 4: you say what you want to learn how to do,
Speaker 4: and then you essentially get to go and do all
Speaker 4: of those things that you want to do because some
Speaker 4: guy is trying to like, hey, you know, if you're
Speaker 4: looking to learn how to ski, I can help you
Speaker 4: learn how to ski. Or oh, you're looking to learn
Speaker 4: how to cook, well let's take a cooking class, so
Speaker 4: you get to do everything you want to do.
Speaker 6: Yeah a month ago, like a month ago, a.
Speaker 3: Month ago exactly? Well, good luck. You know what. The
Speaker 3: good thing is, you got personality on your side, and
Speaker 3: that'll take you a long way. It's just just getting
Speaker 3: them to click is the key. Good luck, Taylor, Thank you,
Speaker 3: thank you have you lied on your dating profile and
Speaker 3: how did that go? Let us know. Let's get right
Speaker 3: into the Daily Bailey on KTWB because we have a
Speaker 3: Christmas wish coming up in a few minutes on KTWB
Speaker 3: Christmas Wish Alive as it happens, we're doing two today,
Speaker 3: two one at eight o'clock, one at nine o'clock, and
Speaker 3: then we have one last final one tomorrow. Then we're
Speaker 3: all off on Christmas vacation. But right now here we go.
Speaker 4: So it's holiday travel time this week obviously. So I
Speaker 4: am asking you what's your go to travel order? So
Speaker 4: something maybe you only ever get when you're flying, something
Speaker 4: you maybe only ever eat, stop and eat when you're driving.
Speaker 4: Your travel things that you order, what are those?
Speaker 3: David, Well, A lot of people when they fly, they
Speaker 3: only drink ginger ail. It's like that is the that
Speaker 3: is the pairing, that's the pairing, flight and ginger ail.
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't get that at all. I just
Speaker 3: get usually my Coke zero. Yeah, and then when I'm traveling,
Speaker 3: usually I go somewhere if they have a nice eggs benedict,
Speaker 3: because I'll never ever order eggs benedict except if i'm
Speaker 3: on a resort or something's like that, right, you know
Speaker 3: what sounds delicious? The eggs Benedict. Do I ever have
Speaker 3: that at home?
Speaker 1: No? But you're on vacation, you're traveling.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 1: Is there like a as a pilot?
Speaker 4: Is there some kind of science behind ginger all tasting
Speaker 4: better up in the sky.
Speaker 3: No, it's people think that if they get a little
Speaker 3: queasy when they're flying, it might help their stomach. And
Speaker 3: there's really nothing to that. But if you do it,
Speaker 3: then it's do you It's fine?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but no, what are any travel orders that you
Speaker 1: may have?
Speaker 2: I mean, I always treat myself to a Starbucks as
Speaker 2: soon as I get through TSA, so that's always like
Speaker 2: a go to coffee sitch.
Speaker 1: And then I.
Speaker 2: Don't really like to eat at restaurants a lot, but
Speaker 2: I like to have something to snack on, so I
Speaker 2: normally get like a wrap from one of the convenience stores,
Speaker 2: like the eight dollars raps. Yeah, if they're eight, they're
Speaker 2: probably like fifteen now, But that's my go to when
Speaker 2: it comes to flying. And then I just like packed
Speaker 2: snacks myself from like home, because you can pack things
Speaker 2: that aren't unopened. Yeah, and I think you can even
Speaker 2: pack things that Dave knows this more. You packed like
Speaker 2: a chicken breast. One time I did. I had a
Speaker 2: leftover chicken breast. I put it in a ziplock bag
Speaker 2: with some barbecue sauce, and they carried it through TSA.
Speaker 2: They didn't even look at big old fat chicken breast.
Speaker 2: And I ate it like a sandwich. I unrolled the
Speaker 2: ziplock bag and I ate it like this and witch.
Speaker 3: At the game.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, Well, I also thought ginger ale. I always
Speaker 4: have ginger ale when I'm up in the skies because
Speaker 4: for some reason it feels.
Speaker 1: Like it's a novelty when you are flying.
Speaker 4: But if I'm driving anywhere that's like four hours away
Speaker 4: somewhere that's a little bit of a drive within the state,
Speaker 4: I always get culvers, and culvers is my driving across
Speaker 4: the state food. I will never like, say, you know,
Speaker 4: it sounds good right now it's a Tuesday, it's random day,
Speaker 4: I'll go get culvers.
Speaker 1: Absolutely not.
Speaker 4: But if I'm driving to Bimidgie is four hour drive,
Speaker 4: I'll be like, stop at Culver's because Culver's tastes.
Speaker 3: Better when you're on a long car drip okay, fair enough.
Speaker 3: I think taco bell tastes better on a long round.
Speaker 3: It's like, oh, go to a Taco Bell. A text
Speaker 3: message somebody says I'm psychotic. I drink tomato juice only
Speaker 3: on flights and every flight. I think that's true. My
Speaker 3: wife does that. She'll be like, do you have the
Speaker 3: bloody Mary mix? Just the bloody Mary And it's like yeah,
Speaker 3: but would you ever drink that at home?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: No, but flights like bloody marry marriage.
Speaker 4: My mom had that on the flight when we were
Speaker 4: coming back. She had just tomato juice. So I don't
Speaker 4: I guess you fancy or you're different. When you're traveling,
Speaker 4: you're a travel version.
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Speaker 3: All right, we do Christmas, Thank you, Bailey. We'll do
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