WEBVTT - The Spitter 

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<v Speaker 1>All right.

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<v Speaker 2>We got a lot. It's Mojo in the Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh oh please, I don't. I'm not saying go ahead.

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<v Speaker 3>You're gonna say.

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<v Speaker 4>It's just a real life situation and I don't know

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<v Speaker 4>what to do about it. There's a guy that I know,

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<v Speaker 4>actually we all know him, okay, text and I ran

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<v Speaker 4>into him recently and I realized something about him, and

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<v Speaker 4>it is that one he's a close talker, which that's

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<v Speaker 4>probably okay. Not only is he a close talker, he's

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<v Speaker 4>also a spitter. So when he talks to you very

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<v Speaker 4>close face to face, he also spits all over. He's

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<v Speaker 4>just got a lot of celever or something. And so

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<v Speaker 4>I'm talking to him. I love this man, I consider

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<v Speaker 4>him family. But as he's talking, I'm like doing a.

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<v Speaker 3>Back then.

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<v Speaker 4>Slowly move away because I can feel my face getting

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<v Speaker 4>sprinkled with spit and food particles from his breakfast.

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<v Speaker 3>When the last time you've seen him? Because you say

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<v Speaker 3>we all know him, and I think I might know

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<v Speaker 3>he's Sunday. I saw him on Sunday? Did we all

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<v Speaker 3>recently see him together? I don't know. Did he come

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<v Speaker 3>to the what the chamber? The kalady and chamber?

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<v Speaker 2>Was he there?

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<v Speaker 3>Exactly? Talking about I do not say his name out loud? Hello?

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<v Speaker 3>Do I start with a Jay? Yeah? I know exactly?

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<v Speaker 3>Is Jeff you agree with me?

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<v Speaker 2>Is Jeff Saqua on the phone, Jeff, I don't even

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<v Speaker 2>eat trucks. Jeff, you're being slandered. Call your attorney right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Got a second shower on Sunday?

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<v Speaker 1>Where did I see you Sunday?

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<v Speaker 3>At the farmers market? I didn't have breakfast.

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<v Speaker 2>That's just bad.

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<v Speaker 3>Breath that you did not have that breath? I give

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<v Speaker 3>you that.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's the here's the problem with this is in Jeff,

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<v Speaker 2>and I am in this case too, because I've done

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<v Speaker 2>this before. We talked so fast, and we get so

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<v Speaker 2>excited to talk sometimes we don't realize what's coming out

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<v Speaker 2>of our mouths verbally.

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<v Speaker 3>And you obviously did it last week, did you?

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<v Speaker 2>But anyway, Dirty Dog jeff Jeffrey Shannon. Shannon says that

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<v Speaker 2>she wants to wear a hazmat suit.

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<v Speaker 3>We felt about Vanley.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever had anybody? Because I actually when I

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<v Speaker 2>will talk and get excited and something comes out of

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<v Speaker 2>my mouth, I actually acknowledge it, like I'm like, oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on.

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<v Speaker 3>A couple a couple of times I've said, oops, have.

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<v Speaker 4>You ever had to like pick up a crumb up

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<v Speaker 4>of somebody's cheek?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? You know what when when you're done talking to me,

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<v Speaker 2>I see you at the same time.

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<v Speaker 3>I love you, jas, I really do.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm eating with Mojo tonight. I'm going to eat another table.

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<v Speaker 2>The funny thing is, you know you used to talk

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<v Speaker 2>about if you're dating somebody, you say, you know you

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<v Speaker 2>swap spit with them. Guess what you're you're dating? Hiding?

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<v Speaker 3>Basically, I could do a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>I love sharing.

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<v Speaker 3>I was going to say I could do a lot better.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, talk to you about it.

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<v Speaker 1>To switch my esthetician because every time she would give

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<v Speaker 1>me facials, she would be talking to me and spit

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<v Speaker 1>would go on with my twice certain jobs this I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta I gotta.

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<v Speaker 3>Get a yeah. When it's a pattern, that's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's funny, all right, as well as cleaning Bye,