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Speaker 1: Fair and Faarah, Tampa Accident Attorneys. Anyone, uh parking spot

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Speaker 1: like addict? Like anyone ever get a good parking spot

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Speaker 1: and just like it changes your whole here, let me

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Speaker 1: explain this all right. Over the weekend, my fiance and

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Speaker 1: I took a little weekend trip to Orlando, went to

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Speaker 1: Disney World. We've got annual passes, so we'll go often.

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Speaker 1: We decided to treat ourselves this time though, when we

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Speaker 1: got a hotel for the night, and I don't do

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Speaker 1: the whole valet thing. It's like seven thousand dollars to

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Speaker 1: park your car. It's crazy. So I do the South

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Speaker 1: Park and I will, like Alyssa will make fun of me,

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Speaker 1: and she'll just go wherever we're going. She'll just get

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Speaker 1: out of the car and go because I will scout.

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Speaker 1: And if I see someone like walking up to their car,

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Speaker 1: oh like, well I got it, Katie. I gotta be

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Speaker 1: as close as possible. So I'm doing the loop de loop.

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Speaker 1: And then I noticed there's a gap in cars. Hopefully

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Speaker 1: this isn't like a motorcycle or something. I think I

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Speaker 1: just got the jackpot and I pull up. I was

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Speaker 1: the first spot next to the hotel. That's what about

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Speaker 1: Think about the countless amount.

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Speaker 2: Of broadcasts and all that.

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Speaker 1: I've probably had a park at at Orlando Hotel a

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Speaker 1: thousand times and I've never gotten a spot like that,

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Speaker 1: And boy did it change our whole entire weekend.

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Speaker 2: I ubered everywhere after that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a great spot.

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Speaker 1: It cost me an extra like one hundred dollars for

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Speaker 1: the rest of the weekend because I would not leave

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Speaker 1: my spot.

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Speaker 4: I know you need that money.

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Speaker 2: You're getting money back in the community.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but I know you on that parking stuff because

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Speaker 3: I there's a certain parking spot am i apartment complex.

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Speaker 3: If I get it, I won't leave for the rest

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Speaker 3: of the day. Oh yeah, state, Yes, it's right in

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Speaker 3: front of the door. And if I get it, I

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Speaker 3: was just like that means I can't leave everywhere else.

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Speaker 1: I got that too. There's a parking spot at my

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Speaker 1: apartment complex. That is, I'm in a parking garage and

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Speaker 1: it's right next to this pillar and it's right next

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Speaker 1: to the door, and no one else can park next

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Speaker 1: to you. And it's like it's just gold. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: available maybe once a month, and when I get that thing. Dude,

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Speaker 1: I've I have walked to work because I did not

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Speaker 1: want to leave that spot. And sometimes it's out of

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Speaker 1: principle because there's this one jeep that parks there and

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Speaker 1: will that move.

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Speaker 3: It's always that one car that always gets it.

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Speaker 2: It just like always gets it.

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Speaker 1: Oh, And I start to like get mad at them

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Speaker 1: for no reason, and I'm like, you probably you probably

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Speaker 1: are living off of the like I make up things.

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Speaker 2: You're living off of the government. You're the reason why

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Speaker 2: our tax is so big because you don't even have

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Speaker 2: a job.

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Speaker 5: Ye see, I don't really get blessed with good parking

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Speaker 5: situations to begin with. So I'm just like, to hell

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Speaker 5: with it. I'll park all the way the back, I'll

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Speaker 5: get my steps. Well that's exactly where I go first.

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Speaker 3: I will this away from everyone because that's too stressful

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Speaker 3: to just be roaming and then holding space for that

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Speaker 3: good spot. I'm like, I'm always on the prow for it.

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Speaker 2: Just take me all over to the back, all the

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Speaker 2: way to the top. But amazing parking spot. Don't you

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Speaker 2: get impatient waiting for a parking spot? And I feel weird,

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Speaker 2: like I around.

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Speaker 3: The entire International Mall. I was like I can't find

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Speaker 3: a Norse drum. Can't find it at the food court?

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Speaker 3: Oh got it here at Dix. Took me three times.

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Speaker 1: Well, everyone knows the Dicks parking ever since they opened

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Speaker 1: up that Dix. Dude, if you're parking anywhere else, you're crazy.

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Speaker 1: Middle of the mall, you getting like a pretty at

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Speaker 1: the first one.

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Speaker 2: Was all right, let me ask you a question.

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Speaker 3: S I know though, I just follow the basketball hoops

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Speaker 3: pretty fire, huh Dix, I didn't know they had a

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Speaker 3: full court up there, real.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, leave a track and field. That's how I was.

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I ask you a question with that,

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Speaker 1: you react like you're pregnant.

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Speaker 2: Listen, listen.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes I'm just running in and running out.

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Speaker 2: They expected mother Spot. I just gotta I'm.

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Speaker 3: Picking up an order at Zara. The moms are not

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Speaker 3: out right now. Okay, it's eleven fifty. Yeah, they're not

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Speaker 3: out right now. I'm going right after the show. They're

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Speaker 3: in the There's they're getting coffee, not them all. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: and then who are they to judge I'm expecting. I

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Speaker 3: don't know what I'm expecting.

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Speaker 1: I'm expecting to go get my zorro order.

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Speaker 2: I'm expecting a baby. I just had to check. I've

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Speaker 2: seen that. I listen. Every time I walk by that spot,

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Speaker 2: I go, I wish I was a woman. I do

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Speaker 2: parking the expected mother spot.

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Speaker 5: No even some really really her. Oh I don't really

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Speaker 5: know why they have them.

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Speaker 3: Why because you think women who are pregnant should walk

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Speaker 3: all the way in the back.

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Speaker 5: Pregnant should be home worried about the development, right.

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Speaker 2: And the man should be at the mall getting everything.

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Speaker 3: But unfortunately, unfortunately, you know, you get in relationships like

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Speaker 3: Joe and his fiance need something from the mall.

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Speaker 2: He wants to play like that.

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Speaker 3: She's just like I just want Anie and Pretzel, you know,

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Speaker 3: And now she's got to park at they expected a

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Speaker 3: pregnancy parking spot.

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Speaker 2: So that's why his need is we get anians.

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