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Speaker 1: Hey, Stephanie, good morning. You're on the air. Say okay,

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Speaker 1: let's get into your DM.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so about the Okay, So this weekend I went

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Speaker 2: Goodwill shopping to see if there's any good deals for

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Speaker 2: the because they have that Amazon drop off where you

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Speaker 2: can get good deals there. So I saw and it

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Speaker 2: looked for a new It still had the tags on

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Speaker 2: it and everything, and it was an urn and it

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Speaker 2: was like twenty books. And I opened it slowly. I

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Speaker 2: was like, please, please, please, don't let there actually be

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Speaker 2: somebody's ashes in here. And no, it was all wrapped.

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Speaker 2: Everything still had like instructions and everything. I don't know

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Speaker 2: if it really is instructions because I didn't read it,

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Speaker 2: but anyways, Yeah, so it was like twenty books and

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Speaker 2: I was like, score, I go. I'm going to buy

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Speaker 2: it for myself, even though my son thought it was

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Speaker 2: the most morbid thing I could do. Yeah, I was like,

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Speaker 2: I was like, you know, I'm all about the good deals.

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Speaker 2: So if I'm not dying to get into it or anything,

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Speaker 2: what if they were to use it on me, I'd

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Speaker 2: be like, I'm like moving it around the house now,

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Speaker 2: putting it in positions like being able to make it

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Speaker 2: a normal thing. I was like, I'm getting used out

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Speaker 2: of it before I actually have to use it.

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Speaker 3: You're just using it like or like somebody would use

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Speaker 3: a vase. Is that what you're doing exactly?

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 2: No, I haven't put anything in it because I just

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Speaker 2: got it this weekend. But my son thought it was morbid,

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Speaker 2: and I'm thinking it's a great deal because now he

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Speaker 2: doesn't have to spend money on it. And I know

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Speaker 2: what I'm going to look like when I'm dead now,

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Speaker 2: and I'm only putting it around the house to make

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Speaker 2: him feel normal, because this is where your mother's going

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Speaker 2: to be sitting later on down the road. And then

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Speaker 2: I'm not really speaking to my mom right now. And

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Speaker 2: she did tell me a few years back. I was like,

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Speaker 2: we need to really get your affairs in order, and

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Speaker 2: she's like, oh no, I was just gonna wait until

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Speaker 2: I died. You guys would cover that, and I was like,

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Speaker 2: oh really. So I sent her a picture of the

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Speaker 2: urn and I was like, hey, you said I'm paying

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Speaker 2: for your services. I go, well, welcome home. I found

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Speaker 2: an urn at Goodwill And she hasn't responded yet, so

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Speaker 2: I don't know if that was too much.

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Speaker 1: And then what about the Chattbete picture you sent me.

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Speaker 2: So I'm like telling all my friends. I'm like, you

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Speaker 2: have to make the normal, Like wouldn't you get excited

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Speaker 2: about like buying a car or buying suitcases. I'm like,

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Speaker 2: you're using it. So now I get to use this

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Speaker 2: urn before I actually have to use it. So then

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Speaker 2: I was like, well, why don't I make a memorial

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Speaker 2: picture with myself holding the urn so then when that

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Speaker 2: time comes, I can be a part of the urn.

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Speaker 2: And so I went on chat GPT and put both

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Speaker 2: the pictures and me in, Oh, somebody by the name

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Speaker 2: of Samantha, I don't know what.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's her holding her own urn. So you're going

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Speaker 4: to use that picture at your funeral. It's like, you know,

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Speaker 4: it's like you're you're like manifesting the wrong way.

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Speaker 1: But I love it about it kind of.

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Speaker 5: I mean it literally. I think in the future it

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Speaker 5: could like lighten the moment for your family, Like it

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Speaker 5: could lighten a really dark moment because they'll look at

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Speaker 5: the urn and they'll last thinking about how funny you

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Speaker 5: were and your sense of humor throughout the whole thing.

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Speaker 1: I think it's a genius. She was all, go buy own.

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Speaker 1: I mean, what I do us earned?

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Speaker 4: We got pictures? Can we post the pictures you sent me?

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Speaker 4: Can we post on Instagram? Okay, so the babe can see.

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Speaker 4: By the way, what's an earned cost? I have no idea.

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Speaker 2: They're like, well, the lady that was there with me,

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Speaker 2: she just happened to be there. And I'm like, oh

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Speaker 2: my gosh, they actually haven't earned I never thought I

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Speaker 2: would ever find one here, not that I was ever looking,

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Speaker 2: but you see them on the internet when people find

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Speaker 2: these things you do, and yeah, like people will like

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Speaker 2: post on the internet. Oh now look what this thrift

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Speaker 2: store has an urn or a jock strap and all

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Speaker 2: this stuff. Well she said she spent like three hundred

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Speaker 1: I think that's so smart.

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Speaker 3: Does that means step on and somebody's auntie was in

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Speaker 3: that urn and they upgraded the urn and like, well,

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Speaker 3: we don't need this one any more.

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Speaker 1: We got things. I've kinda had the tag on itself.

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Speaker 3: Oh so nobody even know it does.

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Speaker 2: So I'm thinking that somebody bought it through Amazon, which

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Speaker 2: really I checked on Amazon that earns only worth like

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Speaker 2: eighty bucks, but who knows. I might and you guys

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Speaker 2: do the Love Pup Foundation. You guys are animal lovers.

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Speaker 2: Maybe I would use it for one of my pups

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Speaker 2: because I do keep my pups ashes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you're so positive.

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Speaker 2: Yeah maybe then, but it's really for me, But you

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Speaker 2: never know. I hope it's sooner for my parents.

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Speaker 1: I hope you don't have to use it for a

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Speaker 1: long long time.

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Speaker 2: Exactly.

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Speaker 1: All right, Stephanie, have a great day. Thank you so

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Speaker 1: much for listening and thinking of us when you bought

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Speaker 1: an urn. Thank you. That's a good day.

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Speaker 4: Who knew we're gonna just be talking about earned stories? Miranda,

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Speaker 4: good morning?

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Speaker 2: Hello, can you hear me?

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Speaker 1: I got you, Miranda, you have an earned story.

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Speaker 2: So when I was listening to that lady talk about

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Speaker 2: her twenty dollars goodwill Amazon earn, I kind of started

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Speaker 2: laughing because that's how much they are on animal like

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Speaker 2: there are a lot of very cheap earned options on Amazon.

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Speaker 2: But the reason I know this is because so my

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Speaker 2: aunt passed away like five or six years ago, and

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Speaker 2: my aunt or my grandma came into town because she

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Speaker 2: lives out of state, to pick up her ashes and

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Speaker 2: we had like her memorial service. Well then my grandma

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Speaker 2: divvied out like all of her ashes to a bunch

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Speaker 2: of my family members, but it was a very small amount.

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Speaker 2: So somehow I ended up with the remaining bag of

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Speaker 2: her ashes. I had obviously planned to get her and

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Speaker 2: eurn and we were going to take her to Rocky

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Speaker 2: Point to spread her ashes. Well, time, you know, got

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Speaker 2: in the way, and so I ended up putting her

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Speaker 2: ashes on the top shelf of my closet and I

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Speaker 2: kind of forgot about it. And so fast forward another

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Speaker 2: she would kill me. So I got on Amazon to

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Speaker 2: appease her spirit. I googled some like weird random my tool,

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Speaker 2: and I performed it in my closet as it put

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Speaker 2: her into the urn because I was like, if I

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Speaker 2: So yeah, she she actually still does live in Mike

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Speaker 2: because unlike the other lady that called in, I don't

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Speaker 2: find urns aesthetically pleasing. But I'm like, at least now

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Speaker 2: she lives in a beautiful and a beautiful urn.

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Speaker 3: You know, you might have found a hole where you

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Speaker 3: could make like a zillion dollars for yourself if you

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Speaker 3: just design better looking urns.

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Speaker 1: You know. And why does it have to be shaped

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Speaker 1: like a vase? You could shape it as like a

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Speaker 3: It's like you could collabo with There's stuff like that.

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Speaker 1: So she went from a brown paper bag to an urn.

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Speaker 1: But she's still in your closet.

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Speaker 2: She is still in my closet. She is not hidden,

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Speaker 2: and she does not haunt me.

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Speaker 1: She's not Nope, And when when do you plan on

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Speaker 1: taking her to the ocean and up in her an ocean?

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Speaker 2: So my my parents they have always gone to Rocky

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Speaker 2: Point and it's kind of been like a thing in

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Speaker 2: our family. So I think eventually, one day, like when

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Speaker 2: we all do like a big family trip, which doesn't

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Speaker 2: happen very often, then we will take her in and

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Speaker 2: we'll do that.

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Speaker 4: But okay, well you said that grandma divvied up the ashes,

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Speaker 4: so when you what if you have just her torso

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Speaker 4: and then everybody else has arms, legs and head like,

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Speaker 4: I know, think about what parts of your of your

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Speaker 4: aunt do you have in your closet, like she says

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Speaker 4: she needs to feel complete.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, but I will say she did have

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Speaker 2: This is also kind of morbid. So she did have

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Speaker 2: some I don't know what I know. It's not gold,

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Speaker 2: is it nickels or or what kind of metal do

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Speaker 2: they use for like crowns silver, gold, silver, So she

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Speaker 2: did have some crowns and they did give us like

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Speaker 2: the little nuggets of whatever was left out of her ashes.

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Speaker 2: And I think my grandma ended up with those.

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Speaker 1: It's neat. That's wild to have like your your sister's teasers. Wow, man,

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Speaker 1: that's wild.

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Speaker 4: All right, Well, Miranda, thank you for telling us that

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Speaker 4: wonderful story.

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Speaker 2: Oh you're so welcome.

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Speaker 1: I have a great day, Thanks for calling. Bye bye