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Speaker 1: How's everybody doing on a Tuesday?
Speaker 2: Good?
Speaker 1: Pretty good?
Speaker 3: Pretty good?
Speaker 1: How are you.
Speaker 4: Looks nasty today? It's a little gross.
Speaker 1: It's nasty out there. It's like the world is angry
Speaker 1: and I understand it. I get it, and we'll get
Speaker 1: into some stuff about what's going on with the contract
Speaker 1: countdown and all that weird stuff momentarily here. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I also fear after what happened last week
Speaker 1: on this show, where some bad weather came through and
Speaker 1: I lost power in my studio. I'm that happening today.
Speaker 1: They said winds are kicking off.
Speaker 3: Day tomorrow or the following day is supposed to be
Speaker 3: very nasty.
Speaker 1: I think they said five inches of rain, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. So this is no small feet that's
Speaker 1: going on here, gusty winds. So I don't even know.
Speaker 1: I didn't know I was gonna be here this morning,
Speaker 1: and now I don't know if I'll make it through
Speaker 1: this morning. So we'll see what happens today on the show.
Speaker 1: Right now, let's put our ears the ground, our fingers
Speaker 1: in the posse. Let's see what's happened to this great, big,
Speaker 1: wide world of ours. We go to my favorite thing
Speaker 1: currently and it's it's something that aired in in a
Speaker 1: few choice movie theaters as a promotion, and well, i'll
Speaker 1: just play it for you. Here is Mario. I'll put
Speaker 1: that in quotes. Here's Mario. He wants to talk to
Speaker 1: you about the new Mario Galaxy movie Old Mario.
Speaker 5: Oh, come on to Pocono Cinema in Estrosburg seven thirteen
Speaker 5: to see the New Mario film.
Speaker 3: Okay, this is a nightmare.
Speaker 1: I have to stop my man there because one thing
Speaker 1: is you held down the Mario accent for like thirty seconds.
Speaker 6: My god, I.
Speaker 1: Forgot the He's like, hey, it's a medium Mario. And
Speaker 1: what I gotta tell you is make sure you come
Speaker 1: to the you know, the Frosstown movie Theater. WHOA, Okay, jeez, man,
Speaker 1: he really ditch it there. But he's got just so
Speaker 1: you know, he's got the Mario stash on. He's got
Speaker 1: the little red Mario hat and a full Mario suit, the.
Speaker 3: Gloves, the buttons, the face.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be hard for you to tell that all
Speaker 1: this is going on because he doesn't sound like Mario
Speaker 1: after the first three seconds of this split weirdly close
Speaker 1: to the camera too, huh.
Speaker 5: You come over the night to Cocono Cinema Introsburg seven
Speaker 5: thirty to see the New Madrio film.
Speaker 1: Many Mario.
Speaker 7: Come, we have ice cream, hot dog, pizza, ice cream.
Speaker 5: You already said that, milkshakes.
Speaker 1: And Mario's gone person in the background you're fired, all right.
Speaker 1: Person in the background, he just said ice cream. Mario
Speaker 1: just said that five seconds ago.
Speaker 3: We have ice cream and milkshakes and popcorn, diet coke
Speaker 3: and ice cream.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The guy in the background goes ice cream, say ice cream, Like,
Speaker 1: come on, man, are you paying any attention to what
Speaker 1: this guy he just said ice cream?
Speaker 7: Come we have ice cream, hot dog, pizza, ice cream, milkshakes, everything.
Speaker 7: You come over and we have a good time.
Speaker 4: We take a picture.
Speaker 1: There you go, get on over. Everybody, kids to cry.
Speaker 1: You have a good time, We take a picture. This
Speaker 1: seems like the bluey thing waiting to happen all over again.
Speaker 3: Right here, ry Mario. But there you have it, little kid.
Speaker 4: So little kid's gonna arrive at this and be.
Speaker 1: Like, oh my god, here's the deal, this deal. That's
Speaker 1: not Mario? Why is he? Why is he a fat
Speaker 1: jersey guy? What the hell is happening here? That is
Speaker 1: a a an advertisement for a movie theater playing Mario
Speaker 1: Galaxy that was making the rounds, And this gentleman just
Speaker 1: wants you to come by and.
Speaker 4: My tea, is that movie out?
Speaker 8: Then?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Mario Galaxy number one at the box office. Seland
Speaker 1: I'm glad you asked. Yeah, number one at the box office.
Speaker 1: I got a review on it from a little kid.
Speaker 1: I didn't just randomly ask little kids.
Speaker 9: It was.
Speaker 1: It was an Easter thing where we were doing the
Speaker 1: Easter family get together thing over at Courtney's house. And
Speaker 1: as I was there, her little nephew is like, he's
Speaker 1: got Mario place. No no, uh. Well, as I as
Speaker 1: I get there, her little nephew is where he's rocking
Speaker 1: Mario everything, and I go, oh, did you see the
Speaker 1: Mario Galaxy movie? And he said I did. I did,
Speaker 1: And I said what did you think? And he goes,
Speaker 1: it was amazing. So go see the Mario Galaxy movie,
Speaker 1: I guess if you're into that stuff, But.
Speaker 3: Also show him the video we just watched. I would
Speaker 3: love his opinion on that as well.
Speaker 1: I don't know if he's gonna like that, yeah, Kerry Mario,
Speaker 1: I don't know if he's going to be a big
Speaker 1: fan of that necessarily. Well, all have fun.
Speaker 4: We'll take a picture, right.
Speaker 1: I did have a backup clip that I just want
Speaker 1: to run down the lane if you don't mind, all right,
Speaker 1: because it has been keeping me sane for the last
Speaker 1: twenty four hours. It's one of the most viral things
Speaker 1: of the last couple of days. Before we clear the
Speaker 1: deck on some Easter stuff and I'll tell you what's
Speaker 1: been going on and why I wasn't here yesterday and
Speaker 1: all that stuff. But my favorite clip going right now.
Speaker 1: Have you seen the one that everybody's passing around twenty
Speaker 1: eight million views on this and the title of it
Speaker 1: is telling everyone how impressive my first gay orgy was.
Speaker 4: I don't know if you guys have seen this yet.
Speaker 1: No, okay, you could see that because you guys have
Speaker 1: me on monitors over there. You could see who's you know,
Speaker 1: the person speaking in this clip, and it's Trump and
Speaker 1: it's Trump and they said, this is somebody's title of it,
Speaker 1: not mine, telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback
Speaker 1: orgy was. And you're going to see why this is
Speaker 1: going megaviral here listening.
Speaker 10: I mean, so fast and so hard and these guys
Speaker 10: knew exactly what but let's go, come on, get in,
Speaker 10: let's go, Pola. They came one right after another, not
Speaker 10: at the same time.
Speaker 1: They don't want to come at the same time.
Speaker 4: They had to come right after each other. They didn't
Speaker 4: have any room.
Speaker 1: They didn't have any rooms.
Speaker 3: A context is only context because it now fits perfectly
Speaker 3: with my first gay orgy.
Speaker 11: Uh.
Speaker 1: The context I think is Iran. I think it was
Speaker 1: like an Iran rescue story or something. But it does
Speaker 1: sound a little stream and.
Speaker 10: So fast and so hard, and these guys knew exactly
Speaker 10: what Let's go, come on, get in, let's go poa woah.
Speaker 10: Came one right after another, not at the same time.
Speaker 10: They don't want to come at the same time. They
Speaker 10: had to come right after each other. They didn't have
Speaker 10: any room.
Speaker 1: They didn't have any room, no room at all. Twenty
Speaker 1: eight million views on the secondary backup clip. And I
Speaker 1: hope everybody had a great Easter. I hope your Easter
Speaker 1: was enjoyable. I know mine was. I had a glorious
Speaker 1: time with the family. It was really, really a nice thing.
Speaker 1: I think I did a little bit too much. I
Speaker 1: was down about like five pounds or so, and then
Speaker 1: I made the mistake of getting on the scale this
Speaker 1: morning after all the Easter stuff, and I go, oh.
Speaker 4: My god, oh, oh my god.
Speaker 1: And now I think I'm almost back where I started,
Speaker 1: maybe three three pounds down in the course of the
Speaker 1: last couple of months or something. But it was worth
Speaker 1: it. It was worth it. I hope your Easter was good.
Speaker 1: I was wondering what to do with the show and
Speaker 1: what was going to happen around here. I still don't know,
Speaker 1: if I'm honest with you. I had a call this
Speaker 1: morning with this suits. Just so everybody knows, just so
Speaker 1: everybody's on the same page, I had to call this
Speaker 1: morning with the suits, and my plan was to I
Speaker 1: have a bunch of stacked vacation days, and I have
Speaker 1: eighty four days left on my contract with iHeartRadio. And
Speaker 1: if you're unfamiliar, these deals usually happen when you.
Speaker 4: Have a year left. Okay.
Speaker 1: A year left is when you negotiate a new deal usually,
Speaker 1: And at this point I could talk to other companies.
Speaker 1: There's all everything is opened up, Everything is wide open
Speaker 1: at this point in time, eighty four days left, and
Speaker 1: so I had half of mind too, and I was
Speaker 1: literally going to just take off every vacation day of stack.
Speaker 1: If you've listened to the show, despite your complaints, despite
Speaker 1: your continued complaints over the last decade plus, I take
Speaker 1: so few vacation days it is absolutely preposterous. Okay, And
Speaker 1: much to the detriment of Courtney's vacation life.
Speaker 4: Trust me, she.
Speaker 1: Hates this more than you do, more than anybody else
Speaker 1: on the planet. But I take so few vacation days
Speaker 1: that I was going to just hey, let's just burn them.
Speaker 1: Let's burn them. And this morning iHeart was like, let's
Speaker 1: have a let's have a conversation, let's join At nine o'clock,
Speaker 1: I said, okay, and they said, we've come to an
Speaker 1: agreement on some things, not a lot. Don't get too excited.
Speaker 1: We've come to an agreement on some things. I would
Speaker 1: say about forty percent or so of what needs to
Speaker 1: be done is now done. And the idea is I'm
Speaker 1: gonna put my head down do the show for the
Speaker 1: next two weeks, and with seventy days left and fourteen days.
Speaker 1: With seventy days left, we're going to have what will
Speaker 1: probably be the final meeting. And if we can make
Speaker 1: an agreement, they are good, we move past everything and
Speaker 1: I could stop talking about it. If not, then I'll
Speaker 1: probably do what I had planned on doing this time
Speaker 1: and just burn all the days off that I have
Speaker 1: because I don't want to come in here every single
Speaker 1: day and do this. I don't I mean, I do
Speaker 1: want to do this show. It's fun. I enjoy myself.
Speaker 1: It's my life's work, is this program and everything that
Speaker 1: I've been working on for decades and decades now.
Speaker 4: But I don't want to do this part of it.
Speaker 1: I'd rather just either you know, pee or get off
Speaker 1: the pot, as they as they often say. So that
Speaker 1: was what a lot of my Easter break was spent doing.
Speaker 1: I appreciate all of the kind words. I appreciate everybody
Speaker 1: and yours and all of that stuff coming in. The
Speaker 1: basic deal is now I'll put my head on and
Speaker 1: put my head down and do the next two weeks
Speaker 1: and we'll see what happens.
Speaker 4: I'm still not very I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm not optimistic that we're gonna come to the conclusion
Speaker 1: that i'd like to here and I'll keep you updated
Speaker 1: as much as I can on this, but for now,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna come through this week, and we're all gonna
Speaker 1: come at once.
Speaker 4: They don't want that.
Speaker 1: You're gonna come at different times and flaw and then
Speaker 1: flaw right right down the middle. That's how it goes.
Speaker 1: But no, yeah, I mean not a bit for those
Speaker 1: of you who are wondering. Legitimately, I have eighty four
Speaker 1: days left. Getting paid at this company, and if that ends,
Speaker 1: I end like TSA style, see you later. I'll go
Speaker 1: bring my you know, my skills and abilities somewhere else
Speaker 1: and do this and probably get what I'm looking for
Speaker 1: at some other company. But I looked like iHeart wanted
Speaker 1: to play ball this morning. They said we have an
Speaker 1: agreement on these items. They said, you'd be willing to
Speaker 1: come back for the next two weeks and then we'll
Speaker 1: have another meeting about this. So for now, that's where
Speaker 1: I'm at. That's what I'm going to do, and I'll
Speaker 1: feel it out from here. We'll see what happens. I
Speaker 1: did have some Easter stuff to share with you.
Speaker 12: Boy.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I have enough time right now.
Speaker 1: In fact, I don't think I do. I don't think
Speaker 1: I have enough time at the moment to do this.
Speaker 1: But I have some Easter stuff. Since we missed Easter eggs,
Speaker 1: I didn't find any eggs. And by the way, don't
Speaker 1: get me started already. Please don't get me started already. See,
Speaker 1: by the way, that the entire Easter thing is broken,
Speaker 1: all right, the entire Easter thing is just absolutely broken.
Speaker 1: I watched as the kids at the Easter party I
Speaker 1: was at did this and I think it's just everywhere now.
Speaker 1: I think it's just everywhere now. No one dies eggs
Speaker 1: and hides them anymore. All right, it's all the plastic eggs.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's been like that.
Speaker 1: I don't know when that happened, Like it just turned
Speaker 1: them and the kids at the easter party they were
Speaker 1: coming through and they go, uh, I only got thirty
Speaker 1: seven dollars.
Speaker 3: And I never grew up with the plastic eggs having money.
Speaker 3: And you just can't like three jelly bees I did.
Speaker 3: I know you did, of course you did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but we're sure.
Speaker 3: As dyed eggs. I don't believe those were supposed to
Speaker 3: be hidden and found, because if you don't find them,
Speaker 3: you got some nasty, rotting, boiled eggs.
Speaker 13: So we actually discussed this at my easter because we
Speaker 13: had my son Jackson, go out and do the egg
Speaker 13: hunt out in the backyard and he found plastic eggs
Speaker 13: and my dad had asked if they were real eggs,
Speaker 13: and I said, no, we're not hiding real eggs in
Speaker 13: the backyard.
Speaker 1: The problem, what do you do? No?
Speaker 13: But I think, and I was trying to remember back
Speaker 13: to my childhood. I was like, I think the real
Speaker 13: eggs were would be hidden in the house, you know,
Speaker 13: so that they you know, could be found.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 3: Then what I thought that like just the dying eggs
Speaker 3: was a separate activity. Then that was the thing.
Speaker 4: The night before, That's what we did.
Speaker 1: My mom would get the whole pause kid out, and
Speaker 1: then we had like the shrink wrap things and the
Speaker 1: dies and we would do all of that the night before,
Speaker 1: and then the next morning everything would be hidden around
Speaker 1: the house and you have to find them. And now
Speaker 1: it's like the kids are upset because they don't have
Speaker 1: enough money in their plastic Easter eggs, and I go,
Speaker 1: what has happened?
Speaker 13: Doesn't he do the eggs? My kid had no money
Speaker 13: in his eggs, but he doesn't know any better, does
Speaker 13: he did he even go around and look for anything?
Speaker 13: Is even able to do that? So we did the
Speaker 13: backyard Easter egg hunt. And I was just roasting my
Speaker 13: wife for how easy these eggs were to find, because
Speaker 13: obviously she can't hide them that well because he's two
Speaker 13: years old. Yeah, but and I get that, but I
Speaker 13: still was just we were roasting her because I was like,
Speaker 13: I am standing at the window in the kitchen doing dishes,
Speaker 13: and I have found twelve eggs already. Just looking out
Speaker 13: the window, I can see them. They were, they were
Speaker 13: so obvious where the eggs were.
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you.
Speaker 13: We took my car on top of a tree branch
Speaker 13: at one point, there's two of them.
Speaker 1: We took my car of the Courtney's house and I go,
Speaker 1: oh god. You know, after the pollen hurricane that hit
Speaker 1: the area. I go, I haven't washed my car, but
Speaker 1: we don't have enough time before Easter dinner.
Speaker 4: And we bring the car of that. It's filthy.
Speaker 1: I mean it's filthy, covered in smutting and and every
Speaker 1: kind of started. Well, I know it didn't have for
Speaker 1: a while. To jump it, I have to have somebody
Speaker 1: jump at first. But then we drive over there and
Speaker 1: I go, oh god, we could park over here, so
Speaker 1: the other people at the Easter party. Once you have filthy,
Speaker 1: my genesis is and I park it. And then when
Speaker 1: I go outside and they're gonna do the easter rount,
Speaker 1: they hit like six eggs around my filthy ass car.
Speaker 1: Kids are like the kids are like pitching their fingers
Speaker 1: to grab the plastic eggs off the car. Even full money,
Speaker 1: I didn't want to touch that thing. Jesus not great.
Speaker 1: All right, when we come back, I'll give you a
Speaker 1: download of some of the Easter stuff that we absolutely
Speaker 1: have to do here on the show, we got Nasa Kanye,
Speaker 1: the show that is breaking all of the entertainment industry
Speaker 1: right now and rightfully.
Speaker 4: So this is too far and too weird.
Speaker 1: And I said, El drama boy, oh boy, loaded up,
Speaker 1: and a lot to get to here on a share
Speaker 1: the show Tuesday, that's coming up next on the News
Speaker 1: Junkie April fools Boy. There was a lot of those
Speaker 1: out there, not from me, but from from all the
Speaker 1: other places. And we you know, we went through that
Speaker 1: and then that got us over to Easter, which was
Speaker 1: this past Sunday and into yesterday. But I missed a
Speaker 1: couple of things and I want to I just want
Speaker 1: to get caught up with them. And I'm sorry if
Speaker 1: you're like, well I've already heard this, Sean, most of
Speaker 1: you probably haven't. But some of what happened with Easter
Speaker 1: just provided so many clips that I had.
Speaker 4: To get in on.
Speaker 1: It mean, like some of these, I think hang them
Speaker 1: up in a museum. The picture of the Easter Bunny
Speaker 1: at the White House before he was about to go
Speaker 1: out and make an appearance with the President of the
Speaker 1: United States of America. It is glorious. It's for the
Speaker 1: people who are watching. You watch the show on YouTube
Speaker 1: and twitch. The picture of the Easter Bunny right before
Speaker 1: he's about to go out and do all the Easter
Speaker 1: Day stuff with Trump at the White House is like.
Speaker 3: That's the last picture.
Speaker 4: It's like deep emotional.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, here we get like the Easter Bunny is
Speaker 1: uh is ready to retire or something.
Speaker 3: All I need is a cigarette in his mouth?
Speaker 1: Yeah, bo Jo, Like he isn't only a little bit
Speaker 1: away from Ben Affleck in some of the photos that
Speaker 1: I've seen him where he stuck out front of his
Speaker 1: house with this cigarette dangling from his lip.
Speaker 13: Or you think for the White House Easter celebration when
Speaker 13: they need a bunny, is that a hire out or
Speaker 13: do they you know, acquire their own costume and like
Speaker 13: have a secret service agent somebody who's like past all
Speaker 13: the clearances and stuff to be there.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be surprised if they did that, Sele, because
Speaker 1: it's so like you're you're right next to the president. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right there, You're right next to the president.
Speaker 4: Or that's Pam Bondi in there. I mean, we got
Speaker 4: a new job for you.
Speaker 1: It's great, it's so important, You're gonna love it. What
Speaker 1: is it? What's well? I will explain it to you later. Pam,
Speaker 1: all right, just put on the head.
Speaker 13: Could you imagine the look on her face if they
Speaker 13: tried to hand her an Easter bunny costume?
Speaker 1: This is what are you talking about? This is very important?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? This is one of the most
Speaker 1: important jobs you can have.
Speaker 4: That bunny is staring one hundred miles through the wall.
Speaker 1: Only behind Santa Claus or something, and some of it
Speaker 1: is just cinema. Like Trump on the balcony of the
Speaker 1: White House. The Easter Bunny is next to him, and
Speaker 1: the discussion is not really Easter related, you might say.
Speaker 1: But you remember there's somebody, maybe Pambondi, in the Easter
Speaker 1: Bundy costume, right next to the President of the United
Speaker 1: States of America. The kids are all out on the lawn.
Speaker 1: The kids are ready to roll the eggs and go
Speaker 1: after the the you know, the eggs and the Easter
Speaker 1: egg hunt. And here's Trump next to the Easter Bundy.
Speaker 14: And I don't think it gets much more hostile than around.
Speaker 14: They're capable fighters. They are very tough people, and there
Speaker 14: are others like that. You don't mind when the enemy
Speaker 14: is weak, but that enemy is strong, not so strong
Speaker 14: like they were about a month ago, I can tell you.
Speaker 14: In fact, right now there not too strong at all
Speaker 14: in my opinion, but was soon going to find out.
Speaker 3: Just looking around.
Speaker 4: By the way, what would you have me do in
Speaker 4: this moment here?
Speaker 1: What I want to.
Speaker 3: Grab a handful of eggs and throw them as action.
Speaker 13: I would love for the Easter Bunny to just be
Speaker 13: reacting to the stuff he's saying that.
Speaker 4: He said, no, they're not so strong, and the easy.
Speaker 1: Like, no, I don't know what what is going on
Speaker 1: in the Easter buddy said. But he's sitting up here
Speaker 1: as Trump is having a rant about.
Speaker 3: A rod and I imagine this is something that happens
Speaker 3: at the White House every Easter.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, big time. Yeah, the Easter egg roll and
Speaker 1: the Easter egg.
Speaker 4: Roll, the eggs. Yeah, they do an Easter egg roll
Speaker 4: at the White House.
Speaker 1: It's one of the one of the events that they
Speaker 1: do for the holidays. I don't know when they started
Speaker 1: doing that, but it's definitely like one of the things
Speaker 1: that they do and.
Speaker 4: They race by rolling an egg.
Speaker 1: Across a course of some sort that they've made up.
Speaker 1: And you know, they got the Easter Bunny out there
Speaker 1: doing its thing.
Speaker 3: President in that position just be like, happy Easter, remember
Speaker 3: all the fun things, family love, and then stead he
Speaker 3: he did.
Speaker 1: Oh there's so much more. Oh, I'm just getting started here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's there's there's so much more. Last time we saw
Speaker 1: some of like this happen, it was when Biden was
Speaker 1: wandering around with no clue where he was, and the
Speaker 1: Easter Bunny had to guide Biden to to like, Oh,
Speaker 1: you need to go over here. The Easter Buddy is
Speaker 1: like guiding him, which leads me to believe Selan's theory
Speaker 1: might be right about who's in that service. Yeah, they're
Speaker 1: like get over here, over here, And now it's just
Speaker 1: craziness and pretty hilarious. Honestly, I don't know how much
Speaker 1: of this you can hear, but I'm gonna try. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna give it a shot. A million views this video.
Speaker 1: Trump sat down with a bunch of the kids at
Speaker 1: the Easter egg roll and he's doing his thing as
Speaker 1: no one does like him, and he's talking to the
Speaker 1: kids and he's signing an autograph for the kids at
Speaker 1: the easter egg event. And so Trump is saying, hey,
Speaker 1: you know, Biden didn't sign this.
Speaker 4: Biden used the auto pen.
Speaker 1: Biden didn't. It's talking about the auto talking about children.
Speaker 1: These kids don't know what a pen is, much less
Speaker 1: than auto pen. And these little kids are around. Let
Speaker 1: see what we can hear.
Speaker 4: He was, so they follow him.
Speaker 14: He takes the paper handed to his guys.
Speaker 1: So just just for the record, the kids around him are.
Speaker 3: What three, four, the eldest one and still uh from
Speaker 3: maybe eight, seven or eight all the way to the
Speaker 3: left and has no idea what he's talking about.
Speaker 1: One from the center of this discussion has made a
Speaker 1: paper airplane that has drawn his attention, and he's he's
Speaker 1: got a little airplane there.
Speaker 3: That's what he flew over Iran.
Speaker 1: Trump's like a button didn't sign this stuff. He had
Speaker 1: an auto pen. He's just telling the kids about him
Speaker 1: signed his own name. They followed him around with a machine.
Speaker 4: Do you know the machine is called auto ben.
Speaker 3: Those kids are know how to sign their own name.
Speaker 1: Those kids are like, this is the weirdest Easter I've
Speaker 1: ever seen in my entire life. What's going on? Here man,
Speaker 1: I was promised we would get some plastic eggs full
Speaker 1: of money, because that's what Easter has come down to.
Speaker 1: Of course, more from the Easter event.
Speaker 13: Uh do you have the one where he mimics the sniper,
Speaker 13: I think to some don't see what?
Speaker 1: All right? Here's another one where he's got some people
Speaker 1: gathered around him. The Easter bunny is next to him.
Speaker 1: Here here's trumpet. How did I do with the voters
Speaker 1: that do eggs?
Speaker 14: Also, anybody in the egg industry vote for she's a
Speaker 14: lower IQ person who is a lower IQ person.
Speaker 1: So this is the crown man at the Easter event.
Speaker 1: And he's going, how did I do with the what
Speaker 1: do you call it? The egg people?
Speaker 4: People?
Speaker 1: People? And no, first he said the egg people just
Speaker 1: like people who are into eggs for Easter, I guess.
Speaker 1: And then he went to the egg industrial complex or
Speaker 1: the e I see as it were, And uh, he's going,
Speaker 1: how did I do with these percent of the egg
Speaker 1: people vote? Which seems weird because I picture something different
Speaker 1: when I hear egg people. I got a picture like
Speaker 1: a yeah, they've got some physical deformities or something going on.
Speaker 1: But at the he's like, how did I do with
Speaker 1: the egg people.
Speaker 4: And then he.
Speaker 1: Says he's talking to the crowd of mothers and children families,
Speaker 1: and he said, uh, Kamala was a low IQ person.
Speaker 1: Who's lower iq Kamala? Or I think he said Joe
Speaker 1: Biden just tossing out bombs political bottles. That's probably the
Speaker 1: toughest question. That's the toughest question. Easter Bunny's just roasting,
Speaker 1: just roasting away in the costume next to.
Speaker 3: Him standing behind him is just like, what am I
Speaker 3: supposed to do? I think this is the moment which
Speaker 3: I am like hugging kids or shaking hands or high fives,
Speaker 3: and he's just behind Again, it's.
Speaker 4: A nice easter buddy.
Speaker 3: Costumes, beautiful costume.
Speaker 1: Quality quality wise. He's got the big head like scared.
Speaker 3: Look at his fans.
Speaker 1: He's scared. He doesn't know what to do with himself?
Speaker 1: Is what am I supposed to do? Over here?
Speaker 11: You know?
Speaker 1: And then I guess somebody yelled at Trump when he
Speaker 1: was hanging out with Milania, and somebody's like, who is that?
Speaker 1: We were talking about Malania and there, so who's that?
Speaker 15: Who is that? He said, she's a movie stuff? Is
Speaker 15: a movie stuff? I love that kids don't care about
Speaker 15: any of this. Like, kids don't care about politics. This
Speaker 15: is one of the best part about kids. They don't
Speaker 15: care about like left or right or whatever. They just
Speaker 15: care about the moment, and they care about the things
Speaker 15: that motivate them, like eggs and money and candy and
Speaker 15: all those things. So the kid will straight up say
Speaker 15: to the First Lady of the United States of America,
Speaker 15: pointing at her, like who's that?
Speaker 1: Who this person right here where? If you were the
Speaker 1: parent of one of those kids, you'd be like, oh God, please, no. Awkward.
Speaker 1: It's like she's a movie star, that's her, and the
Speaker 1: little kids had quite a time an awkward.
Speaker 13: Ride home, kind of a silent thing. For the parent
Speaker 13: of that kid, it was like, what, I tell you,
Speaker 13: what are you doing out?
Speaker 1: If kids don't care, They do not care about any
Speaker 1: of this stuff, and God bless them for it. The
Speaker 1: other Eastern stuff that I wanted to mention was there
Speaker 1: were some police officers who got in trouble and Oklahoma
Speaker 1: City police officers allegedly involved in an April Fool's Day
Speaker 1: prank that got them in trouble are now popping up
Speaker 1: in the news.
Speaker 4: Hang on, let me see this.
Speaker 1: This has put them on leave, these police and it's
Speaker 1: crazy that they even tried this. I don't know if
Speaker 1: I have the audio of like the dispatch, it might
Speaker 1: be in here, but the story says Oklahoma City. Oklahoma
Speaker 1: City police officers are in trouble for being involved in
Speaker 1: April Fool's Day prank that led dispatchers to believe a
Speaker 1: fleeing driver had thrown a baby out of a car
Speaker 1: window and run a person over. Okay, what sweet prank.
Speaker 1: They're now on an administrative leave pending the investigation. Here,
Speaker 1: dispatchers were tracking an Oklahoma City Police officer who appeared
Speaker 1: to be in the middle of a pursuit around nine
Speaker 1: to thirty pm. The officer couldn't be heard over the radio. Instead,
Speaker 1: a dispatcher said the officer was sending updates through the
Speaker 1: department's electronic messaging system, so he's not talking over like
Speaker 1: his radio, He's just sending in messages. As the apparent
Speaker 1: pursuit continued, dispatcher's tracked the officer via a map. At
Speaker 1: one point, a dispatchers heard via audio relaying the message
Speaker 1: that the officer reported a baby had been thrown out
Speaker 1: the window during the pursuit. Then he supposedly ran over
Speaker 1: a homeless person, the dispatcher said. An Oklahoma Highway Patrol
Speaker 1: dispatcher then weighed in, asking if they needed assistance. A
Speaker 1: second Oklahoma City officer joined the purported pursuit, so they
Speaker 1: got like a whole fake police chase going on here.
Speaker 1: And Oklahoma City Police canine officer was heard asking the
Speaker 1: dispatch if either of their radios were working, and then
Speaker 1: they sent a message saying their vehicle had struck a person,
Speaker 1: prompting firefighters to rush to the scene. Afterwards, they said,
Speaker 1: we can terminate the pursuit. It was an April fool's prank. Then,
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, isn't that a crime? Isn't this like,
Speaker 1: how have you not committed a crime? My friend? If
Speaker 1: you if you're saying, like, oh, we're in pursuit right now,
Speaker 1: someone threw a baby out of a window of a
Speaker 1: moving vehicle.
Speaker 3: That's been a civilian calling in that exact report.
Speaker 1: They get charged. Absolutely, dud, You're not allowed to do that.
Speaker 1: I think I have some of here from news for
Speaker 1: let's see here. Hang on, let me bring this full
Speaker 1: screen and see if they have the audio of it
Speaker 1: right here. Okay, it turns out, it was an April
Speaker 1: Fool's prank.
Speaker 4: What a movie advised that they threw a baby out
Speaker 4: of the window at thirty six Robinson, Jesus.
Speaker 8: We ran over a transience engine nineteen we spunge man
Speaker 8: down by thirty two hundreds man down.
Speaker 7: So Jason, it.
Speaker 1: Was an April fool's prank. The dispatcher says, yeah, that
Speaker 1: that seems like you would get like if we did
Speaker 1: that here, if we went on the show and did
Speaker 1: that and said, oh, there's crazy stuff happening right now,
Speaker 1: there's a police chase right now, we made up a
Speaker 1: news story, we would get in trouble and I might
Speaker 1: get fired. I might get fired as a result we
Speaker 1: did that.
Speaker 3: I would think make the prank a little bit ridiculous
Speaker 3: to insinuate and not cause full blown, I don't know,
Speaker 3: panic amongst law enforcement officers, like, oh, we just saw
Speaker 3: a sighting of insert not baby being thrown out of car.
Speaker 1: I would go so far as to say, why why
Speaker 1: make a fake police report for your April fools thing?
Speaker 1: You're a police officer. You could do anything else. You
Speaker 1: can literally do anything else, like you've committed a crime.
Speaker 1: That's what you you can't commit a crime and then
Speaker 1: be like April Fools.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of YouTube.
Speaker 13: Channels that thrive on the very idea you just spelled out.
Speaker 1: It's true, and that is absolutely true, But what do
Speaker 1: you think should happen to these officers? Prank?
Speaker 4: Just just in.
Speaker 1: Good fun here or much more serious.
Speaker 4: Fun about it? Though?
Speaker 13: Like the thing, the key to a good April Fool's
Speaker 13: Day prank is that like something fun was had you
Speaker 13: having fun about telling somebody a baby was thrown out
Speaker 13: of a car.
Speaker 1: Or just a gotcha got yeah? Oh well right now
Speaker 1: scrambling fire trucks and emergency vehicles to go to the
Speaker 1: location where you're saying all this is happening, and they go, haha,
Speaker 1: you idiots, I fooled you. Yeah, that's actually that's not
Speaker 1: really how it all should works.
Speaker 13: If you set the fire truck out there, the idiots
Speaker 13: what fools? April just believe every time somebody says man down.
Speaker 1: And the other story that I saw that I was
Speaker 1: just working real quick before we get to the newer stuff.
Speaker 1: But there was an Easter egg hunt on Sunday in
Speaker 1: Long Beach Park in California. Little kids are out running
Speaker 1: all over the place and they're finding. I hope some
Speaker 1: actual diyed eggs if those exist anymore, but certainly you
Speaker 1: know the plastic eggs with cash and candy them and whatnot.
Speaker 4: As these kids.
Speaker 1: Are rolling around finding different eggs, one of them goes,
Speaker 1: I found a big egg, and the mom and dad
Speaker 1: are like, wait, what's going on. The kids like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I found a big egg. This this must be the
Speaker 1: egg with all the money in it, and they're wrestling
Speaker 1: around trying to get the egg in.
Speaker 4: The kids found a human skull at.
Speaker 1: The part well the Easter egg search was going on.
Speaker 1: They went into this area with dense brush looking for
Speaker 1: eggs that were hidden, and they found an actual human skull.
Speaker 1: There was a human skull that the kids found in
Speaker 1: Long Beach, California, and in Easter egg hunt. What a
Speaker 1: weird Easter it was. Okay, I'm gonna get some emails
Speaker 1: coming in. Also, the amazing moments that we've been seeing
Speaker 1: with NASA around the moon yesterday, how cool man, So
Speaker 1: amazing to see. I've got some pretty great moments from that.
Speaker 1: We got a lot of drama on the way, and
Speaker 1: I shared the show Tuesday, and whatever your thoughts are,
Speaker 1: whatever's on your mind, tips tips at the newsyunky dot
Speaker 1: com or record a dispatch on the website. All that
Speaker 1: coming up next on the news Chunky.
Speaker 4: It's a one percent deal.
Speaker 1: That's like we're They say we're fifty percent there. I
Speaker 1: think we're maybe like one percent there really, But at
Speaker 1: least an agreement has been made to ice things out
Speaker 1: for the next couple of weeks here, so I'll try
Speaker 1: to churn through some fun shows. I'll tell you if
Speaker 1: anything else happens, But in the meantime, that's where we
Speaker 1: are right now. And the phone call this morning went
Speaker 1: a little better than some of the other stuff has
Speaker 1: gone so far, a little better, it's still not good.
Speaker 1: One percent there, ninety nine percent to go. And meanwhile,
Speaker 1: what I'm off on a day like yesterday, I'm just
Speaker 1: wandering around the house ranting about things because we didn't
Speaker 1: have any vacation planned or anything. But I watch it
Speaker 1: stuff and one of the things I just played this
Speaker 1: on the stream. I was like, what is going wrong
Speaker 1: with humanity? Here? I'll play it for those of you
Speaker 1: who miss this, and I'll explain it for everybody who's listening.
Speaker 1: I saw this video and I'm ranting to Courtney about
Speaker 1: this I go, we, I wonder what Sea Lane thinks
Speaker 1: about what this person has done. You're a bird owner,
Speaker 1: at least you were at one point in time.
Speaker 16: I was.
Speaker 1: And your bird Bongo. What type of bird was Bongo? Again?
Speaker 13: He was a quaker parrot. A quaker parrot. Okay, well
Speaker 13: that's what this is.
Speaker 1: A parrot. I don't know if the same green yeah,
Speaker 1: then I think it's the same kind of parrot.
Speaker 4: Then it's a little green parrot.
Speaker 17: And this dude, yeah, he made a submarine for his parrot,
Speaker 17: and he puts his parrot under the sea and then
Speaker 17: drives his parrot around and a little parrot submarine.
Speaker 1: And everybody's like, oh my god, look at him. Go
Speaker 1: the parrot's underwater. He's in a submarine. And I say
Speaker 1: the same thing about this that I said.
Speaker 4: About There was a big fight over this.
Speaker 1: I remember, people, some of you have takes that are
Speaker 1: just in its insane territory literally like sand brain territory sometimes.
Speaker 1: And I remember when this story came up. It was
Speaker 1: about a.
Speaker 4: Guy who went skydiving with his dog.
Speaker 1: And I said, there's a couple of things I'm against,
Speaker 1: and some of you may disagree, that's fine, whatever, But
Speaker 1: one thing is I don't think homeless people should have dogs.
Speaker 1: They don't have their lives together enough to navigate their
Speaker 1: own life. I literally just read an article in the
Speaker 1: La Times yesterday where they were talking about this big,
Speaker 1: failed pro program where they were spending hundreds of millions
Speaker 1: of dollars trying to rehouse the homeless. And one of
Speaker 1: the guys who they gave a house, and then the
Speaker 1: guy couldn't abide by the rules of the house and
Speaker 1: so he back out on the streets where they want
Speaker 1: the rules. The rules were that you couldn't do drugs,
Speaker 1: you couldn't have a bunch of guests over because that
Speaker 1: was something that they found led to them doing drugs
Speaker 1: a lot of times. And they were like a couple
Speaker 1: of rules for a free house. Your problem is you're
Speaker 1: a homeless person. They solve it by giving you one
Speaker 1: hundreds of millions of dollars in his program.
Speaker 4: And then the people don't want to follow the rules.
Speaker 1: And this guy they tell the story about him, and
Speaker 1: I go son of a bitch because they talk about
Speaker 1: how this homeless guy has a dog with him, which
Speaker 1: I don't think they should be having. And in the
Speaker 1: end they're like, oh, yeah, by the way, his dog
Speaker 1: ran out into traffic and got hit by a car.
Speaker 4: And because he wasn't watching his dog.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, you know what, I'm against some of
Speaker 1: these things with animals. The other one, and this was
Speaker 1: the one that caused like more of a big argument.
Speaker 4: On the show with people.
Speaker 1: I was against this guy who goes skydiving with his dog.
Speaker 1: He takes his dog and straps it to himself and
Speaker 1: he jumps out of a plane. It's a Golden Retriever.
Speaker 1: Just go win blowing in the wind, this golden retriever.
Speaker 1: And I go, your dog doesn't want to skydive, And
Speaker 1: I know they'll tell me they do, just like people
Speaker 1: will be like, no, my dog's a vegan. You know,
Speaker 1: my dog's absolutely I know you think that you can
Speaker 1: read your dog's mind, but your dog doesn't want a skydive.
Speaker 1: And my theory is that this parrot doesn't want to
Speaker 1: be in a submarine underwater, right, maybe I'm wrong. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's funny looking, it's absolutely hilarious to see and maybe
Speaker 1: this is the first parrot who's ever done this at all.
Speaker 3: And see if the parrot looks terrified.
Speaker 1: Can't really get a look at the parrot's face. But Seiland,
Speaker 1: from your experience with Bongo's similar type of bird, would
Speaker 1: Bongo have wanted to go on this scuba ocean journey
Speaker 1: or would this have really not have been a good
Speaker 1: idea for him?
Speaker 4: I would imagine not.
Speaker 13: You know, it's it's it's been a while, but I
Speaker 13: think the parrot would probably be a little freaked out. Now,
Speaker 13: how would you know if he was any more freaked out?
Speaker 13: I mean the Bongo made a lot of screeching noises
Speaker 13: just for fun, just cronzies, you know, so you wouldn't
Speaker 13: necessarily know. I mean there were times where you know,
Speaker 13: he would show signs where he didn't like stuff or distress. Yeah,
Speaker 13: you're wrong, I would I will say this man he
Speaker 13: did like water.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he loved water.
Speaker 4: Interesting like taking a.
Speaker 13: Bath in the water, right, yeah, I mean he liked,
Speaker 13: you know, giving himself a bath in the water. But
Speaker 13: also like if we brought him in the shower, he
Speaker 13: loved the shower.
Speaker 3: You brought the bird in the shower, huh yeah.
Speaker 13: Yeah, we had a special perch for the bird to
Speaker 13: take take into the shower.
Speaker 3: So maybe we're onto something. Maybe this bird did want
Speaker 3: to go scuba diving.
Speaker 1: Please tell me you had a girl over one time
Speaker 1: with this bird in the shower routine that you were doing. No, No,
Speaker 1: is this before you ever got laid U when I
Speaker 1: lived with him. You know, all starting to add up here,
Speaker 1: All all the bombo stories are coming together here.
Speaker 3: I love birds, tell you what. But they have like
Speaker 3: especially those green parrots and the cockatials, the white ones,
Speaker 3: they have such personalities of one, we could never interview
Speaker 3: one on the radio. Two. The way that they laugh
Speaker 3: at humans is bring such joy to me, and so
Speaker 3: a little part of me with all of the bird
Speaker 3: accounts I follow. Thanks that bird.
Speaker 4: May love this, Yeah, I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I think the bird is like, what's going on with.
Speaker 3: Its freaking out right now? Like we would see you
Speaker 3: just flailing inside of the bird?
Speaker 1: Can it the bird tube that it's in the scuba
Speaker 1: dive underneath ocean? This parrot is in a tube literally
Speaker 1: the size of the parrot.
Speaker 4: There's not it can't really do anything inside there.
Speaker 13: It does look like it looks like one of those
Speaker 13: pneumatic tubes from the bank.
Speaker 1: This is what happens when humans try to humanize their pets.
Speaker 1: You know, I know what pongo wants to do.
Speaker 3: It's an impressive little system though it's working.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the thing doesn't die. You know, that's great. But
Speaker 1: I just I don't think your bird wants to do this.
Speaker 1: I think maybe we could keep the birds out of
Speaker 1: the Scooba equipment. Let's keep to humans in it. Humans
Speaker 1: like to do that kind of stuff, and I think
Speaker 1: that's fantastic. But give us your thoughts Center Dispatch over
Speaker 1: at thenews.
Speaker 4: Junkie dot com right now.
Speaker 1: I a let's get do a couple of emails real quickly,
Speaker 1: Tips at the news Junkie dot com. Scott emails the show.
Speaker 1: Scott says, just picking you up in Rochester, New York. Well,
Speaker 1: thank you, Scott, he says, great to hear you up here.
Speaker 1: Wife and I have been fans for a long time,
Speaker 1: way before you were on Wham. It's a news station
Speaker 1: over there in the area. Thank you for tuning in, Scott,
Speaker 1: appreciate that. Pez emails the show. Oh boy, Pez, I'm
Speaker 1: just glancing at the email now, he says. The church,
Speaker 1: the neighborhood church is blocking my WiFi. Tips the news
Speaker 1: junker dot com. Hello, weird question. I live next to
Speaker 1: a church and I've had my WiFi hub router as
Speaker 1: P word farts, see dumpster, etc. For the longest while. Well,
Speaker 1: I think they've erected some kind of Wi Fi jammer.
Speaker 1: I can't prove this, but when I enter my kitchen
Speaker 1: or bathroom facing the church, my WiFi is blocked. Every
Speaker 1: device just craps out. And I live in a shoe box.
Speaker 1: I can't prove my theory a bunch of tech support.
Speaker 1: Can I somehow prove this and get them to remove
Speaker 1: whatever bs anti Wi Fi crap they have going on?
Speaker 1: He says. I get they don't want their kids seeing
Speaker 1: the P word of the C word, but these s
Speaker 1: words are tax free pariahs. He says.
Speaker 4: I'm an atheist and f these people.
Speaker 1: Wow, atheists still out there trying to win hearts and mind.
Speaker 3: I mean, there's one way to test it out. Change
Speaker 3: just for a day or two your WiFi does something
Speaker 3: like I love Jesus sixty nine or he is back.
Speaker 3: He has risen whatever numbers and see if you're on blocks,
Speaker 3: because then you can verify they do.
Speaker 1: I feel like we talked with MO one time because
Speaker 1: there is a question in there, and it's like, can
Speaker 1: you block somebody else's Wi Fi?
Speaker 18: And you're not supposed to. That's I don't think you're
Speaker 18: allowed to do it's illegal. So if the church was
Speaker 18: indeed found to be blocking Wi Fi using some sort
Speaker 18: of jammer or device like that, that is illegal.
Speaker 3: So expensive too, I don't know.
Speaker 13: But the other thing is if you were to go
Speaker 13: after the church for this and say like, hey, they're
Speaker 13: blocking my WiFi, you might be exposing yourself to some
Speaker 13: sort of criminal not criminal, but some sort of violation
Speaker 13: because you there could be an argument that it was
Speaker 13: be illegal to have obscene things as your WiFi name.
Speaker 1: Is it really really put on the mo list? That's
Speaker 1: weird because that's like you're doing this within your own space,
Speaker 1: but your space is crossing over into somebody else's.
Speaker 13: Eventually you're broadcasting a signal into the air that has
Speaker 13: bad words. I mean, we're not allowed to do that,
Speaker 13: that's true. I mean, like, okay, we have we have
Speaker 13: ways of like when we play a song on the
Speaker 13: radio station, the title and artists gets sent with the
Speaker 13: signal and like many of the cars that are that
Speaker 13: you know can hear this right now, decode that signal
Speaker 13: and display it on your screen. I put a bunch
Speaker 13: of F words on there. I think we would be
Speaker 13: in violation because he didn't hear it.
Speaker 1: Do it?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, put f words on everybody's dashboard right now, see Lane,
Speaker 1: let's there's only one way to test it.
Speaker 4: We can ask mo questions. Sure, yeah, we could do.
Speaker 3: That, but especially I'm in comfort of our homes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm in might as well territory. You do it
Speaker 1: and I'll take the blame. I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I do that. You do it, and I'll
Speaker 1: take the blame. I'll put it out there publicly, go
Speaker 1: for it. I'm looking at the jammers, and they do
Speaker 1: sell them jammerspro dot Com, the Wi Fi jammers, and
Speaker 1: they're between six hundred and nine and fifty dollars.
Speaker 3: So if they bought a jammer, I imagine that came from
Speaker 3: the church donations, whatever budget they have.
Speaker 1: I have no idea. I don't even know if they
Speaker 1: have one. He doesn't know if they have one. He
Speaker 1: thinks he's being blocked from his offensive names at the church.
Speaker 1: But let us know what you think about what this
Speaker 1: guy is doing. Send your hundred bucks. I told you
Speaker 1: it's expensive. And then they picked the case you want,
Speaker 1: the metal case, the plastic case of the Army Green Case.
Speaker 1: Army Oh, now now you look official. When you get
Speaker 1: the Army Green case. Tell us what you think. Send
Speaker 1: a dispatch over at thenewsjunkie dot com.
Speaker 4: We are just getting started.
Speaker 1: When we come back, we'll get into a little bit
Speaker 1: of the the action going on. Some of the bloopers too,
Speaker 1: from the trip around the Moon just incredible. You can't
Speaker 1: miss any of this. I got some clips for you.
Speaker 1: It's coming up next in the news. Junkie fed Up
Speaker 1: on YouTube says, good grief, Sean, you must be asking
Speaker 1: for a lot more from the suits if you're that
Speaker 1: far off the mark.
Speaker 4: We thought you loved us, Lol, I do love you.
Speaker 1: It's why I come here every day and do this
Speaker 1: show despite the fact that you know, somehow I'm swatting
Speaker 1: at a hornet's nest from time to time. Sometimes it's glorious,
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's fun.
Speaker 4: Sometimes I'm exhausted.
Speaker 1: I know I'm not digging holes here, but it never ends,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. And it's like, all right,
Speaker 1: let's go, let's go. Spin the ball on your finger,
Speaker 1: Spin the ball on your finger, Do it again, do
Speaker 1: it again, do it again. And so you know, honestly,
Speaker 1: it would be way easier for me just to take
Speaker 1: the next fourteen days off as I had planned. But
Speaker 1: they at least did come around my way a little bit.
Speaker 1: So I told them, all right, we'll chill out. I'll
Speaker 1: calm down on this, and we'll see if we can
Speaker 1: make some progress. And on day seventy or so, I
Speaker 1: think we're gonna join back up with the top suits
Speaker 1: at iHeart, and if we make a deal, we make
Speaker 1: a deal. But after that I'll probably just burn everything
Speaker 1: I have and just stay away. I might be able
Speaker 1: to wrap up the rest of the contract with that.
Speaker 4: So we'll see.
Speaker 1: Right now, we're going to have some fun, and we're
Speaker 1: going to continue on live for the next couple of
Speaker 1: weeks and see what see what develops over that time.
Speaker 1: So one of the things that's been keep me distracted
Speaker 1: is distracted that I absolutely love and I'm not exaggerating this.
Speaker 1: I kind of exaggerated my love for the Olympics because
Speaker 1: I was like, Yeah, the Olympics is coming up, and
Speaker 1: then I didn't watch any of the Olympics at all.
Speaker 1: I didn't really tune into any of Olympics, and I go,
Speaker 1: maybe I don't want the Olympics. Maybe I'm not that
Speaker 1: into it. Maybe it's maybe I need it to be
Speaker 1: live right now and I'm watching what's going on, and
Speaker 1: then I'm really invested in the game and want to
Speaker 1: root for the United States of America. But otherwise I'm
Speaker 1: not really into it. But I am into the space thing.
Speaker 1: I am into Artemis two. It's so cool. It's so
Speaker 1: easy to sin. I don't know what, like a NASA app.
Speaker 13: Yeah, watching there's an app that you can like track
Speaker 13: where the mission is and like look at.
Speaker 3: The live feed.
Speaker 1: It's not I'm sure there's.
Speaker 13: Links to live feeds when there are ones, but like
Speaker 13: you can look at where the caps or where the
Speaker 13: like the intelligen what's the thing.
Speaker 4: Called integrity integrity?
Speaker 13: Yeah, you can look at where O'Ryan is on the
Speaker 13: map of where it's supposed to go, and then and
Speaker 13: you can like zoom in and around and you see
Speaker 13: where the moon was.
Speaker 1: It was pretty cool.
Speaker 3: I found myself a couple of times, especially at night,
Speaker 3: where I see the moon. I'm like, I wonder what
Speaker 3: they're doing right now they're thinking, I know, obviously science
Speaker 3: experiments data that they're collecting, but there's also a lot
Speaker 3: of downtime, I imagine, right, and they're little capsule.
Speaker 1: Well, they have them working a lot, They really really
Speaker 1: really have them working quite a bit. And we for Easter,
Speaker 1: they were like which we would put on the TV
Speaker 1: and they put the NASA feet on and it's just
Speaker 1: them and this tiny little capsule and they're just floating
Speaker 1: around further away at that moment than any other human
Speaker 1: being ever. And seeing the photos of in the video
Speaker 1: of the other side of the Moon with the Earth
Speaker 1: kind of rising over it, it's just unbelievable. Man, it's
Speaker 1: so cool. Sam on YouTube says, my kids teacher had
Speaker 1: them watching it in class yesterday. That's great. I think
Speaker 1: that's really cool. I think they should do that kind
Speaker 1: of stuff.
Speaker 13: There is there's something eerie about the live stream we
Speaker 13: watched yesterday because they they have a couple little feeds.
Speaker 13: They have a couple of cameras that they can pick from,
Speaker 13: and the one that they showed the most you can
Speaker 13: see the side of the Orion and the NASA logos
Speaker 13: on it. NASA brilliant with branding. They put the NASA
Speaker 13: logo everywhere where they know it's gonna catch eyes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, just the NASA logo for I don't
Speaker 1: know if they're doing product placement in space but maybe.
Speaker 13: But and then you saw the moon right in uh
Speaker 13: in the view. Yeah, and it looked like nobody was moving.
Speaker 13: I know, they were going like a thousand miles an
Speaker 13: hour and just look at because it was so far
Speaker 13: away that the Moon was barely getting bigger.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. The craziest thing to me is when they
Speaker 1: did the loop around around the moon on the dark
Speaker 1: side of the Moon at one point. Just think about
Speaker 1: this for a second. Now the moon is moving. See like,
Speaker 1: how fast is the Moon moving? How fast is the
Speaker 1: Moon rotating the Earth? I forgot what the speed is,
Speaker 1: but just so you know, the Moon isn't sitting still
Speaker 1: there as this capsule, the Orion capsule is headed out
Speaker 1: towards it at a billion miles an hour and stuff. No,
Speaker 1: the Moon is also a moving target that they're trying
Speaker 1: to go around because the Moon is moving itself.
Speaker 3: But Little made this so scary because they had to
Speaker 3: be there at the perfect point or they would just
Speaker 3: go off into space forever never seen again.
Speaker 1: Right, they had to rely on the math of all
Speaker 1: these geniuses over at NASA to say like, hey, are
Speaker 1: we really coming back.
Speaker 4: I sure hope.
Speaker 13: So the Moon orbits the Earth at an average speed
Speaker 13: of two and eighty eight miles an hour.
Speaker 1: Now, who so the Moon up there is cooking two
Speaker 1: thousand miles per hour. And then these astronauts fling around
Speaker 1: the Moon. Guess they get this. They go around the
Speaker 1: Moon and at one point when they're really catching speed,
Speaker 1: they're going twenty five thousand miles per hour in the
Speaker 1: Orion space capsule, twenty five thousand miles per hour, hurdling
Speaker 1: through space around the Moon, just chilling like it's nothing,
Speaker 1: just chilling like it's no thing. And here's what Sabrina
Speaker 1: was talking about. There's so many of these things that
Speaker 1: seem like space product placement. There's Nutella just floating through space.
Speaker 3: With full label in the label.
Speaker 1: Label out the Nutella just floating through the spacecraft here,
Speaker 1: no big deal.
Speaker 11: Three Wiseman and Jeremy Hansen will be up first to
Speaker 11: capture it.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know if Nutella could just take
Speaker 1: this and make it a commercial.
Speaker 3: But you shout or to tell us like, we did
Speaker 3: not give you permission, so you're have to blur that out.
Speaker 1: They loved it. I think they posted. I don't know
Speaker 1: if I save this as nuteleposted it afterwards, and they go.
Speaker 4: So glad to be up at the space station.
Speaker 1: And then as the astronauts are going around the Moon,
Speaker 1: they had the scariest part. They're going fifty thousand miles
Speaker 1: or not fifty twenty five thousand miles per hour. Artemis
Speaker 1: two and the crew are cruising at twenty five thousand
Speaker 1: miles per hour, and in this one particular spot for
Speaker 1: a handful of minutes, they lose contact and communication with
Speaker 1: mission control.
Speaker 4: Wasn't it like forty It's about forty.
Speaker 1: Minutes total, right, They're going twenty five thousand miles an
Speaker 1: hour and they lose contact with mission control. Now not
Speaker 1: only can nobody help them and nobody do anything about it,
Speaker 1: but they're on their own. And that's why I thought
Speaker 1: the moment when they came back was pretty amazing.
Speaker 11: Let's listen, they're tasks for Lunarflaby did not stop as
Speaker 11: they went behind the Moon and out of contact with us.
Speaker 11: We anticipate during that time they were attempting to image
Speaker 11: some impact short lived flashes on the lunar surface which
Speaker 11: would be caused by impact bombards. Still doing eventually even
Speaker 11: a lofted lunar dust right now. Of course they are
Speaker 11: getting pictures of earth rise.
Speaker 4: Here they come after.
Speaker 11: This target, they will get a short observation break. It's
Speaker 11: about an hour long actually been integrity, com check.
Speaker 4: Integrity.
Speaker 1: We have you loud and clear, temmy, oh oh.
Speaker 6: Hello Houston, we have you the same, And it is
Speaker 6: so great to hear from Earth again to Asia, Africa
Speaker 6: and Oceania. We are looking back at you. We hear
Speaker 6: you can look up and see the moon right now.
Speaker 6: We see you too. When we burned this burn towards
Speaker 6: the moon, I said that we do not leave her,
Speaker 6: but we ex use this, and that is true. We
Speaker 6: will floor, we will build, we will build ships, build,
Speaker 6: visit again. We will construct clients, outputs, we will drive rovers,
Speaker 6: we will do radio astronomy. Yeah, found companies, we will
Speaker 6: boast our industry.
Speaker 1: We will inspire. You say we'll found companies on the moon?
Speaker 1: Is yeah, nobody to go to the moon.
Speaker 4: Maybe part of the whole process, I guess is what
Speaker 4: it would be.
Speaker 1: But they lost contact for about forty minutes there as
Speaker 1: Celim was mentioning.
Speaker 4: And then they just give the time to write that
Speaker 4: little speech.
Speaker 3: That's good. Yeah, No, they have that ready to go.
Speaker 3: I wonder how these speeches didn't make the cut.
Speaker 1: Oh, I know, I know. One moment that did stand
Speaker 1: out for me was as this was going on.
Speaker 4: I love that they're doing these.
Speaker 1: Interviews as they go out there in space and you know,
Speaker 1: around the moon and stuff, because the delay is pretty bad. Now.
Speaker 1: When I first got into radio, I remember they used
Speaker 1: to do this. Then they don't do it anymore. But
Speaker 1: way way back in the day, I was working for
Speaker 1: a station at the time work. It was a country
Speaker 1: station in West Palm Beach, Florida, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't listen to country music. What am I going
Speaker 1: to do here? But it was a radio station, and
Speaker 1: early on in the career you take whatever job you
Speaker 1: could possibly get, so country music it is friends at WRK,
Speaker 1: and at that time we would have to do a
Speaker 1: lot of remotes.
Speaker 4: And the remotes that we do now very very different.
Speaker 1: Basically, Sea Lane has to act like an engineer, and
Speaker 1: we have a tablet that connects via software to the
Speaker 1: radio station and we bring mostly our own equipment to
Speaker 1: mostly Sea Lane's equipment in fact, out to whatever venue
Speaker 1: that we go to and we connect back with the technology.
Speaker 1: But at that point in time. That's not how you
Speaker 1: did it. Every radio station had a van. Most of
Speaker 1: them don't even have these big vans anymore, but these
Speaker 1: had the like the big creeper vans, and on top
Speaker 1: of the vans you had this little satellite and when
Speaker 1: you got to your location, there was a crank and
Speaker 1: you had to crank your satellite straight up, and that
Speaker 1: son of a bitch would be probably twenty feet up
Speaker 1: off the top of the back of this van. They
Speaker 1: made the van specially so they would be stable with
Speaker 1: this big satellite up in the air, and then that
Speaker 1: went back to the radio station where another satellite caught
Speaker 1: the signal and then it worked its way into the
Speaker 1: studio and then you were live. But you had to
Speaker 1: know that from the moment you were alive, like there's
Speaker 1: a delay. There's a delay in that process, and it's
Speaker 1: a noticeable one. Like if you're talking to somebody and
Speaker 1: they're out in the field and there with one of
Speaker 1: these vans, you would go, how.
Speaker 4: Are you doing.
Speaker 19: Great?
Speaker 1: John, Oh, I'm doing good, And then if you start
Speaker 1: talking over each other, things get really weird. I tell
Speaker 1: you this story about me working at WYRK with the
Speaker 1: live broadcast fan in the in the satellite only to
Speaker 1: tell you imagine how bad the delay is when the
Speaker 1: other person that you're talking to is around the moon.
Speaker 1: All right, it's a real big delay and it can
Speaker 1: lead to awkward moments like, for instance, this, but they
Speaker 1: are very very proud of you. This is Trump talking
Speaker 1: to the astronauts, and he says at some point, he's like,
Speaker 1: you know, I talked to the leaders of Canada. I
Speaker 1: talked to the Canadian officials. He's talking about the Canadian astronaut.
Speaker 1: You know, the tag along. They're all great. By the way,
Speaker 1: I'm just messing with it. But the Canadian astronaut is
Speaker 1: who Trump is talking to, and he's like, yep, you know,
Speaker 1: I talked to him. They're all so proud of you,
Speaker 1: and now you have to wait.
Speaker 13: But they are very very proud of you.
Speaker 1: One one thousand two, one thousand three, one thousand four,
Speaker 1: one thousand five, one thousand six, one thousand seven, one.
Speaker 3: Thousand they're clapping at something.
Speaker 1: They clapped. They're like having at the microphone, but not
Speaker 1: not going to say anything. You could hear Trump right,
Speaker 1: He's moving around. Yeah. Trump is just waiting for the
Speaker 1: message to get into space to the heart of his people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, incredible technology. He's like wild.
Speaker 1: You could hear Trump and he's like moving from room
Speaker 1: to room. Nothing right, silence and transmission right now. Now
Speaker 1: at some point here, they think they might have gotten disconnected.
Speaker 4: And my favorite part of this.
Speaker 1: They think that they might have gotten disconnected here and
Speaker 1: and Trump's like, no, I'm still here. Trump.
Speaker 3: Do you want me to try to book an interview
Speaker 3: with them? We need four segments.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna be We'll just ask all the questions
Speaker 1: up front and then just have them answer them all
Speaker 1: at once. The delays have been much. But my favorite
Speaker 1: part of this is Trump to me sounds like you
Speaker 1: know when you would talk to your your girlfriend on
Speaker 1: the phone when you were a young kid, and you guys,
Speaker 1: would you've been talking for like an hour or two hours,
Speaker 1: and you just run out of stuff to say. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it gets quiet. It's like you're still there. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm still here Trump as this moment, still silent, still
Speaker 1: nothing from space. They're just kind of awkwardly looking around,
Speaker 1: touching the microphone as your floats around. I think this
Speaker 1: is where they think they've lost connection with the president.
Speaker 1: Still nothing. This is so weird, still dead air as.
Speaker 4: They're staring at the cameras.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we should have just h here.
Speaker 20: We go, administrator, I like, man, just get a quick
Speaker 20: com check, make sure you guys are still on the line.
Speaker 1: And we didn't have a handover. I am, why is
Speaker 1: that so quick? He's in like some echo of your
Speaker 1: room and he's like, I am, I'm still here. I'm
Speaker 1: still with you. After a bit of a delay there
Speaker 1: in the space talk. Not sure what happened, but something
Speaker 1: got awkward, not a little you.
Speaker 3: Have to travel faster. If it was it was tech.
Speaker 1: Feed, probably he might be able to send a text faster,
Speaker 1: just data wise maybe. But this got awkward and the
Speaker 1: time went on for a while, And I think that's why.
Speaker 1: This is why sometimes when you're talking to somebody you
Speaker 1: say over afterwards, like they're very very proud of you over,
Speaker 1: or you know.
Speaker 4: Go ahead, like the old uh you know type to
Speaker 4: text thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, to tell the person like yeah, now it's your turn.
Speaker 1: You got to say something right now. And all of
Speaker 1: this stuff floating around now there's like people meaning it
Speaker 1: as somebody saying these deals with NASA, these product placement
Speaker 1: deals are getting a little bit obvious.
Speaker 19: Here's one of them. It's a scrub daddy.
Speaker 1: That we have.
Speaker 6: We're ready for the morning.
Speaker 4: There's all sorts of stuff just flying by.
Speaker 1: Taco bell bat, Good morning, Integrity, and good morning Moon.
Speaker 1: One of my favorite moments actually was, oh, I don't
Speaker 1: know if I could find this in time. Let me
Speaker 1: let me try to dig this up really quickly, because
Speaker 1: I think I bookmarked it. One of my favorite moments was,
Speaker 1: you know how they do a thing where Mission HQ
Speaker 1: they play a song each day to wake up the astronauts. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and they'll play like maybe maybe a great space related
Speaker 1: song or something. But in this case, they played Chapel
Speaker 1: roone and what they played one of them I think
Speaker 1: it might have been Pink Pody Club, and the astronauts
Speaker 1: are getting awoken by the sounds, and then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden they got mad because they cut it off
Speaker 1: before the break, like you, but before it got to
Speaker 1: like the key part of the song chorus. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: they cut off. Oh hold on, I thought I had
Speaker 1: this somewhere. Uh yeah, they started playing this this is it, Okay,
Speaker 1: here it is. Here's the moment where Mission Control tried
Speaker 1: to play the Pink Pony Club song for him from
Speaker 1: h qing on a crazy vision.
Speaker 4: All right, so you know this song.
Speaker 1: You've probably heard this somewhere at some point in time,
Speaker 1: and the song is building up. Now we're at the hook.
Speaker 1: This is the part everybody wants to hear. And if
Speaker 1: I'm in space, give me a banger hook man. All right,
Speaker 1: I want to hear this song hit. I want to
Speaker 1: really hear it. You club mama.
Speaker 4: So they're probably rocking right now.
Speaker 1: In Orion, they faded out. That was right before the
Speaker 1: key hook, and it got mad. Here's NASA reported back
Speaker 1: or the astronauts. The astronauts got mad that they cut
Speaker 1: the song off before the chorus got.
Speaker 6: Chorus.
Speaker 1: We'll try again next time. Yeah, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: What are you doing? You can't do that now it's
Speaker 1: build up in their heads.
Speaker 4: For God's sake, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't They were like, we can't play the whole song,
Speaker 1: so we're gonna stop it right here.
Speaker 4: All right, we're gonna take a quick break. We're gonna
Speaker 4: stop right here.
Speaker 1: I have a little bit more about some stuff that
Speaker 1: happened during the Artemis Moon mission, and that's been crazy.
Speaker 4: We got Kanye West getting.
Speaker 1: Banned from the UK and then the festival that he
Speaker 1: was supposed to be a part of getting canned entirely,
Speaker 1: we got this SNL drama on the cooker and boil Boy.
Speaker 1: Is there a lot more to talk about, so coming
Speaker 1: up next on the news Junkie. Big thank you to
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Speaker 1: thenewsjunkie dot com. Right now, lots of emails are coming
Speaker 1: in and a lot of people come and think about
Speaker 1: stuff we've discussed so far. In fact, this one is
Speaker 1: somebody talking about that email. Somebody sent in an email
Speaker 1: saying they were using very offensive Wi Fi names to
Speaker 1: troll the church that is nearby, including lots of very
Speaker 1: sexualized content, and they said they think the church is
Speaker 1: blocking their Wi Fi signal. And this email says the
Speaker 1: church is most likely not using a jammer. Besides being illegal,
Speaker 1: it would of course mess up their own network.
Speaker 4: While doing this.
Speaker 1: Most likely the emailer's network is just bad, which very
Speaker 1: well could be the case.
Speaker 4: A little mesh system.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this, this may just be that you you're not
Speaker 1: you're not doing a great job at your own system
Speaker 1: over there while you're trying to offend the folks at
Speaker 1: the at the church.
Speaker 13: I did some follow up on that with chat GPT
Speaker 13: about whether or not you're allowed to have knotty words
Speaker 13: on your Wi Fi name. Yeah, and it said your
Speaker 13: your Wi Fi network name is considered a form of speech.
Speaker 4: Really, so in the.
Speaker 13: US, profanity by itself is typically protected under the First Amendment,
Speaker 13: which is not going to get you in trouble for
Speaker 13: or being profane. But and we actually have talked about
Speaker 13: we did have a story where this, uh, this has
Speaker 13: got somebody in deep, deep trouble. Situations where the SSID
Speaker 13: could cross a legal line would be threats or harassment.
Speaker 13: Remember the guy on the plane that had like the
Speaker 13: Wi Fi name that said bomb on plane or.
Speaker 1: Something like that. Yeah, yeah, it said idea, but he
Speaker 1: definitely got in trouble for that. I remember the story.
Speaker 13: It said names like I will hack you, which that
Speaker 13: doesn't sound like a great threat, but I will hack you,
Speaker 13: or anything implying violence or targeting a specific person could
Speaker 13: be interpreted as a threat or harassment. That'll fall under
Speaker 13: local or state laws, not free speech protection. Extremely explicit
Speaker 13: sexual content could potentially run into issues under obscenity law,
Speaker 13: but it's rare and dependent upon context.
Speaker 1: Somebody says on YouTube he said he had those Wi
Speaker 1: Fi names before the church was there. They're not to
Speaker 1: offend the church. I don't remember.
Speaker 4: Maybe he did say that. I might have mentioned that
Speaker 4: he had them.
Speaker 1: Previous to all of this, but us just a weird
Speaker 1: brag that you.
Speaker 4: Have that as your WiFi.
Speaker 1: Yeah, then was if somebody comes over and they want
Speaker 1: to access.
Speaker 3: Your WiFi, he has no problem telling them.
Speaker 1: It's like filthy sea words, sexualized terms, and yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean that.
Speaker 4: It's not something I haven't seen.
Speaker 1: Like I could probably pull up the Wi Fi on
Speaker 1: my computer, and I'm sure somebody in my neighborhood has
Speaker 1: something moderately funny. Although there's a little more space between
Speaker 1: the houses around here. I remember when I.
Speaker 13: Was my neighborhood has more just like the gimmicky fun
Speaker 13: ones like your wi like FBI surveillance, van porn studio,
Speaker 13: pretty fly.
Speaker 1: For a Wi Fi there you go. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's all the same ones and all of the all
Speaker 1: of the places, over and over and over again. I
Speaker 1: remember when I lived downtown in a in a high rise,
Speaker 1: there was you would pop up your WiFi and there
Speaker 1: would probably be God only knows how many people lived
Speaker 1: in the building that I lived in. There were probably
Speaker 1: be forty or fifty options, maybe more of wi fis
Speaker 1: that you could be accessing, and so many of them
Speaker 1: had either funny or offensive names or I can hear
Speaker 1: you having sex or like a message to the neighbors
Speaker 1: and whatever, like all different stuff that you would put
Speaker 1: on there. So maybe they were doing that beforehand. Either way,
Speaker 1: come on, find find better ways to fight against organized religion, friend,
Speaker 1: if that is what you were doing. Hey, real quick,
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys have seen this, but
Speaker 1: I'm so weird it out. I said, Hollywood has made
Speaker 1: a choice with this. They have made a choice. What
Speaker 1: are they doing? And I have so many bigger stories
Speaker 1: to get into, but this, this has grabbed my attention,
Speaker 1: especially burning and a day yesterday taken a day off
Speaker 1: in protests. I go, no way, no way, it's not
Speaker 1: out yet, but somebody keeps posting about how there's a
Speaker 1: new show coming out on Peacock and it's got Elizabeth
Speaker 1: Banks in it, and it's called The Miniature Wife.
Speaker 3: Okay, have you seen the trailer yet?
Speaker 1: I haven't seen the trailer, but I've like, I saw
Speaker 1: somebody who would I think they reviewed it.
Speaker 4: Hold on, okay, somebody says.
Speaker 1: I was given advanced access to the Miniature Wife show,
Speaker 1: and I can confirm that one yes, he tries it
Speaker 1: and two she dies. It's probably not true. That's probably
Speaker 1: that's probably just trolling, just like the Wi Fi named,
Speaker 1: and it's about like a guy like, honey, I shrunk
Speaker 1: my wife basically is what they've come down to. And
Speaker 1: it's got the wife on a toy train with a
Speaker 1: you know, a megaphone so that he can hear her
Speaker 1: her big, real sized husband and she's a little teeny
Speaker 1: wife and and it's like it's so weird, it's such
Speaker 1: what a weird guy there? That too? Yeah, you see
Speaker 1: the mobile gasoline for six fifty five cents underneath the
Speaker 1: Miniature Wife's poster.
Speaker 4: But what so strange? Hollywood is going to little too far.
Speaker 3: I hope they do it better than whatever his face
Speaker 3: was when he was shrunk.
Speaker 4: Oh, Matt Damon movie.
Speaker 1: That didn't go over very well. Then I watched the
Speaker 1: show for a little while before it went like all
Speaker 1: weird political and stuff. There was a show about a
Speaker 1: dude who got really big. It wasn't like big with
Speaker 1: Tom Hanks, but it was this guy and he something happened.
Speaker 1: He got really big all of a sudden, He's like
Speaker 1: twenty feet tall or whatever. And they only went about
Speaker 1: two episodes or three episodes of that in before they
Speaker 1: got to like, hey, what if you have sex with
Speaker 1: a normal size little man? And all the bits from that.
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is one hundred percent what they're going
Speaker 1: to be doing. She could be hugging it like a tree.
Speaker 1: One hundred percent. This is happening at some point in
Speaker 1: the Miniature Wife on Peacock one billion percent.
Speaker 4: Even I will go as to far Toscent. We started
Speaker 4: watching Love Overboard last night.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's so cheesy love it.
Speaker 3: The people don't have partners.
Speaker 1: They know they well, yes, but they make them walk
Speaker 1: the plank when you get voted off of the show.
Speaker 1: They're like walk the plane and they're on a yacht.
Speaker 1: But the yacht they're on isn't big enough to make
Speaker 1: walking the plank funny. So they have like a giant
Speaker 1: ship that pulls up and there's a plank off of
Speaker 1: the ship and they just walk.
Speaker 4: The Plank's not on the same boat. I think it's
Speaker 4: on a different one. I'm not sure.
Speaker 1: Oh I know is that the woman who's the host
Speaker 1: is like, oh God, she's grating to me. And it's
Speaker 1: got the bachelort exactly, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4: But the show it was good, like background television.
Speaker 1: It was cornball. But I mean that's kind of what
Speaker 1: I was expecting. I guess it's pretty funny. How just terrible. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we were talking about a show like this for Easter
Speaker 1: and we said, it's so funny. If you go back
Speaker 1: to the first seasons of The Bachelor, the Bachelor, at
Speaker 1: some of those couples are still together because at that time,
Speaker 1: people legitimately actually wanted to meet somebody and fall in
Speaker 1: love and start a family and have kids and stuff,
Speaker 1: And some of those couples are still together because that's
Speaker 1: what they wanted. There now none of them actually want
Speaker 1: to get together with nobody.
Speaker 3: Show a whole spin off as well, with the most controversial,
Speaker 3: at least most watched season yet they're going to do
Speaker 3: after the Villa and it's all the couples and how
Speaker 3: they are not together and their douicy secrets. And I
Speaker 3: rolled my eyes. But I also added to the queue.
Speaker 1: Because I think they did after the Villa thing last year,
Speaker 1: but I didn't know any of the people. But now
Speaker 1: the last season of that, I saw enough good drama.
Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, anyhow bad television in a kind
Speaker 1: of good way.
Speaker 4: Sometimes when we come.
Speaker 1: Back the next episode with sub what's coming up on
Speaker 1: the next episode.
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Speaker 3: is catching heat for a very questionable waxwork that has
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Speaker 3: I'll add so much more coming up on the next episode.
Speaker 21: And that is coming up next on the News Junkie,
Speaker 21: I want to say a.
Speaker 1: Happy birthday to our friend Jack Bradshaw, and it's Jack
Speaker 1: Bradshaw's birthday to day.
Speaker 4: For those of you who know Station and know Jack Bradshaw.
Speaker 1: They're very confused about how old he is, which I
Speaker 1: don't blame you. Somebody says Jack's fifty seven. Somebody says
Speaker 1: Jess fifty nine. Somebody else said Jack is fifty three.
Speaker 1: I don't know which one of those are correct, but
Speaker 1: it all leads you to the same place. He looks
Speaker 1: fantastic for his age. He just really does. And I
Speaker 1: don't know if he's AARP yet. I don't know, you
Speaker 1: know how far along the train he is, but I
Speaker 1: know he looks. I know he looks great, got full
Speaker 1: ass head of hair, kind of mind blowing, kind of
Speaker 1: obnoxious in a way. Jealous, I mean I am jealous
Speaker 1: of how young he looks for his age, because I
Speaker 1: feel like, when I get to whatever age Jack Bradshaw
Speaker 1: actually is today, on his birthday, I'm not going to
Speaker 1: look as good as he does. Maybe not even now.
Speaker 1: You know that's the sad part of it. Maybe I've
Speaker 1: already surpassed that. Now he's fifty nine, I'll be fifty
Speaker 1: eight and he's a year older. That's crazy. If he's
Speaker 1: fifty nine, that's that's out landish, and what's him on
Speaker 1: the air, just to me that if he is anyhow,
Speaker 1: Happy birthday to you, Jack Bradshaw, program director at our
Speaker 1: home radio station.
Speaker 4: Here, time to get into it. Let's do the next
Speaker 4: episode because.
Speaker 1: There's a lot on TV and you can't possibly keep
Speaker 1: up with all of it, even though you should, because
Speaker 1: what else are you going to talk about?
Speaker 4: Let's make the room stank.
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Speaker 4: I just I finally heard the song.
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Speaker 1: it Anchorman where he's like, No, that that was Bruce Almighty,
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Speaker 3: It was two thousand and nine that Harry Potter actor
Speaker 3: Jamie Wailitch, who played uh the Hogwarts student Vincent Crab
Speaker 3: arrested for of all things. Yeah, way back.
Speaker 14: Uh.
Speaker 3: He was pulled over, found eight bags of marijuana's and
Speaker 3: then they raided his house and found ten cannabis plants.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, only they had that invisibility. Cloak am
Speaker 3: I right. He played guilty, got off with just one
Speaker 3: one hundred and twenty hours of community service. And there
Speaker 3: you have it. Someone who can no longer service the
Speaker 3: community because they are dead. We bit ado to James Gadson,
Speaker 3: who has passed at the age of eighty six. Now
Speaker 3: you may not know him by his name, but boy,
Speaker 3: do you know him by his beats. Veteran drummer who's
Speaker 3: playing shape some of the most recognizable soul funk and
Speaker 3: disco records, is now doing some soul funk and disco
Speaker 3: in heaven. They say. He was born in Kansas City
Speaker 3: in nineteen thirty nine, started in school music programs, served
Speaker 3: in the airport air Force, which might find themselves in
Speaker 3: an airport of some kind. But he was also behind
Speaker 3: songs including Lean on Me all Right, Dancing Machine, this
Speaker 3: song right Here.
Speaker 1: I Will Survive, Gloria Gaynor, Don't.
Speaker 3: Leave Me This Way, and later in his career played
Speaker 3: on releases by Beck, Justin Timerlake DeAngelo and Harry Styles
Speaker 3: drummer with a deep, prooved control and lasting impact on
Speaker 3: rhythm sections. Many rest in peace. And now we move
Speaker 3: on to those that are alive and not performing in
Speaker 3: the UK. And of course I speaketh of The first
Speaker 3: thing that I had pulled over the weekend was that
Speaker 3: aneyser Busch Saint Louis, Missouri. I can't say that without
Speaker 3: Saint Louis, Missouri. I was the latest sponsor to withdraw
Speaker 3: from the upcoming Wireless Fest after Kanye was announced as
Speaker 3: the headliner. According to report from The Wall Street Journal,
Speaker 3: Budweiser and Beatbox, both owned by aneser Busch, were previously
Speaker 3: listed as sponsors of the Wireless Fest. However, they confirmed
Speaker 3: early this morning no longer participating as a sponsor, and
Speaker 3: this development may makes them the fourth major brand to
Speaker 3: exit the event following the headlining announcement.
Speaker 4: In addition, Weird Beatbox had no problem with Juvenile.
Speaker 1: Get messed up the spotsor one of our events.
Speaker 4: No no issues over.
Speaker 3: There, paypals out, Dago, what's ago?
Speaker 4: More liquor brands gotcha?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: They ended their involvement and Pepsi Max presents Wireless I
Speaker 3: believe Pepsi is also out, so uh now.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter who's out that they've canceled the whole
Speaker 1: thing there was.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was the next update there for you. The
Speaker 3: rapper formerly known as Kanye West is now taken down
Speaker 3: the entire fest of Wireless festival that was supposed to
Speaker 3: happen in July. And after all the backlash, especially with
Speaker 3: the inti Semitic remarks, even though he said Jonah Hill
Speaker 3: convinced him to like the Jews again, they have canceled
Speaker 3: the entire thing. UK would not be conducive to the
Speaker 3: public good if they continued on with this festival.
Speaker 1: This is so dumb. I don't know why they did this.
Speaker 1: I don't know legitimately why they would cancel this festival.
Speaker 3: Well, because a lot of people wanting their money back.
Speaker 1: Kanye West has to apply for a visa right. The
Speaker 1: travel visa will allow him to go into the UK
Speaker 1: and then perform at the Wireless Music Festival or whatever
Speaker 1: the hell it's called. He was denied the visa right,
Speaker 1: so the UK decided we don't want this guy for
Speaker 1: whatever reason, and we're not going to let him in
Speaker 1: here to perform. All the festival had to do was
Speaker 1: on account of he's not going to be able to
Speaker 1: be here anyways. His performance has been canceled and the
Speaker 1: festival will continue on without him. I don't know why
Speaker 1: they would cancel the whole thing.
Speaker 3: They lost so many sponsors, say that many pull out.
Speaker 3: Then do they have any other choice? Were they going
Speaker 3: to get the monies?
Speaker 1: I mean to make money from tickets, from ticket sales
Speaker 1: which they already.
Speaker 3: Sold, but just tickets are not going to fund the
Speaker 3: whole thing. Sponsors seem to play a heavy part of
Speaker 3: this wireless fest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I have no idea how much they're
Speaker 1: making from sponsor.
Speaker 3: So there you have it. Prime Minister Keir Starmer called
Speaker 3: the booking deeply concerning Health Secretary Wes Streeting said that
Speaker 3: Yay should absolutely not play at the festival Boom No
Speaker 3: More Fest. And finally, I'm gonna have to leave you
Speaker 3: with this. I sent you the picture in the group
Speaker 3: chat Shan, but we now have another nominee or perhaps
Speaker 3: just in the Hall of Fame of wor celebrity figurines
Speaker 3: of all time. I present to you Taylor Swift in
Speaker 3: a Dublin wax museum.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what are they complaining about.
Speaker 3: They're saying that her, well, her boobs are a little distracting.
Speaker 3: First and four, that was a replica of the star
Speaker 3: performing in the Aras tour, So I believe that's like
Speaker 3: a matching.
Speaker 4: Dress or something, or her boobs distracting in the ariostour.
Speaker 3: I don't think they were. I don't think they're that big,
Speaker 3: which is fine. She has a great personality and beautiful voice.
Speaker 3: But once the picture started circulating on social media, many
Speaker 3: Swifties flocked to mock to say they have created an
Speaker 3: absolute dumpster fire. One Penn who keeps getting paid for
Speaker 3: making these extremely poor wax statues, and now they're calling
Speaker 3: her a victim to the very questionable wax work here
Speaker 3: and not here but over there in Dublin depicts her
Speaker 3: performing like I said, and is it disrespectful? One person said,
Speaker 3: it looks like a cheap sex robot, and I don't
Speaker 3: one disagree. It kind of looks like a sex doll
Speaker 3: to me.
Speaker 1: I mean they all do, don't they They all kind
Speaker 1: of look like sex dolls because they're wax dolls.
Speaker 4: Some of them, Madam Tissoau ones look pretty lifelike.
Speaker 1: But if you walked through this museum. Wouldn't you go, Okay, well,
Speaker 1: that's Taylor Swift with the bo I would not her
Speaker 1: boons are fake anyways, are they not.
Speaker 3: I don't think that she has implants, but I'm you know,
Speaker 3: I think she does it a made headlines, so that's
Speaker 3: why I put it on the next episode.
Speaker 13: I think they had to put this one up after
Speaker 13: they got a bunch of backlash for putting up a
Speaker 13: Shenad O'Connor a wax figure and the people got pissed
Speaker 13: about that.
Speaker 4: So they're not doing great with the public opinion right now.
Speaker 22: She's dead on the Boobtube.
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Speaker 1: Sport. Johnson says, I think they were pulling this switcheroo
Speaker 1: at that festival. If his visa would have been granted,
Speaker 1: I think they would have still had the show. But
Speaker 1: now they're trying to save face and can't. I just
Speaker 1: don't understand the strategy there, Like usually you make your
Speaker 1: money off of ticket sales, going off of doing events
Speaker 1: and selling tickets myself, and usually that's where you make
Speaker 1: your money. And like, I get it. I get why
Speaker 1: some people will still be against Kanye performing and he's
Speaker 1: gonna have some problems still working his way in and
Speaker 1: getting people to forgive him and stuff and think that
Speaker 1: you know, he's like changed who he is and stuff.
Speaker 4: But if he can't get there and your country.
Speaker 1: Has said that he's not allowed to go to begin with,
Speaker 1: it seemed like an easy way around it. Like for
Speaker 1: everybody you can be like, all right, blame the country.
Speaker 1: The UK won't let him in, and that's that. Anyways,
Speaker 1: That's what I thought was weird about them canceling the
Speaker 1: whole festival where this Kanye West performance was going to happen.
Speaker 4: I will tell you, I didn't know this was going
Speaker 4: to happen.
Speaker 1: But on Saturday night, Friday, and I don't know what
Speaker 1: night it was, went out of nowhere. They started streaming
Speaker 1: on YouTube that Kanye show at Sofi Stadium in California.
Speaker 1: We watched the whole thing. It was amazing, like, it
Speaker 1: was a really really good show.
Speaker 3: Did you do Hal Hitler?
Speaker 1: No, he does not do any of that music. He
Speaker 1: did a lot of his hits. He did the Bully album,
Speaker 1: which is the number two album in the country right now,
Speaker 1: I guess, performed a bunch of the songs off of that,
Speaker 1: and then performed I forgot how many hits the guy has.
Speaker 1: He has more hits than I think almost ever anybody else.
Speaker 1: He had more songs just like Boom boom, but one
Speaker 1: after another after another where you're like, damn.
Speaker 4: Play any of them in full?
Speaker 13: Or was this typical of a rap concert where it's
Speaker 13: like verse chorus, next song, verse chorus, next song.
Speaker 1: He played a lot of them, pretty much the majority
Speaker 1: of the thing. I think sometimes they'll cut it a
Speaker 1: little bit short, but it was. It was the stage
Speaker 1: and everything was crazy cool. It was a really great
Speaker 1: performance and people, I guess are missing out on that
Speaker 1: at this UK event.
Speaker 4: Let us know what you think.
Speaker 1: Send a dispatch over at thenewsjunkie dot com right now.
Speaker 1: When we come back, we'll get into your thoughts. Also,
Speaker 1: a very strange controversy as a bruin around Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 4: We have to talk about this.
Speaker 1: We've got more updates on a couple of controversies that
Speaker 1: have been floating around. I've got audio out of Tennessee
Speaker 1: that is so crazy you're not gonna believe it until
Speaker 1: I hit play and you hear it. Enter your ear drums.
Speaker 1: All that more coming up next. I'm going to use
Speaker 1: junk ye my inbox. The more this show spreads around,
Speaker 1: my inbox is filling up with more crazy than has
Speaker 1: ever been filling up with.
Speaker 4: I gotta tell you, I mean, I will show.
Speaker 1: You some of these some of the people emailing and like,
Speaker 1: somebody emailed me earlier and please don't shoot me to
Speaker 1: this person, please, I don't want to be shot. I
Speaker 1: got so much more to do. I'm just getting started here.
Speaker 1: I have so much more to do. This person send
Speaker 1: me an email about the contract stuff that somehow veered
Speaker 1: into Abraham Lincoln and assassination. All right, like four hundred questions.
Speaker 1: So I'm I'm on the receiving end of a lot
Speaker 1: of feedback at this point in time. And some of
Speaker 1: it's great. The vast majority of people are cool and
Speaker 1: awesome and support it and love the show, etc. Etc.
Speaker 1: And then you got some crazies and weirdos. Some of
Speaker 1: you live, I'll be honest with you, rent free in
Speaker 1: my head. Like one of the people this weekend who
Speaker 1: I saw posting Oliver with the social media discussion about
Speaker 1: the iHeart contract deal, somebody was mad and they go,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you why Iheart's not going to give the
Speaker 1: news CHUNKI a contract. It's because he doesn't promote the
Speaker 1: station enough. He doesn't promote the station enough, and that's
Speaker 1: why iHeart is not going to make a deal with him,
Speaker 1: and they won't give him any money moving forward. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm used to fan fiction. Well, what a weird line
Speaker 1: to draw in the sand, Like you're mad that I'm
Speaker 1: not giving the station enough promotion? That would make you
Speaker 1: happy if I did that. I don't know how to
Speaker 1: please some of you people. It's very very strange now.
Speaker 1: Some of you are just like political and then the
Speaker 1: political stuff makes you like nasty, angry weirdos.
Speaker 4: And that's fine, I get it. I want you to
Speaker 4: be happier.
Speaker 1: I want you to go out and you know, touch
Speaker 1: grass and enjoy the world and stop being such a
Speaker 1: miserable political pirate. But generally speaking, everybody was really, really
Speaker 1: nice and had a lot of nice things to say,
Speaker 1: and at least Craig is coherent. So Craig says thoughts, Shamba,
Speaker 1: I understand that the iHeart Corporation has requested your return
Speaker 1: to host the live show for the next two weeks.
Speaker 1: I'm concerned this maybe a precursor to seeking a replacement,
Speaker 1: or that your employment could be terminated it will. I
Speaker 1: believe Florida operates under an at will employment doctrine. Oh
Speaker 1: so true, So true, buddy, so true. I believe Florida
Speaker 1: operates under at will employment doctrine. And not only that,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of people in radio that think that
Speaker 1: they're protected by their contract. Another little secret. I'm the
Speaker 1: only one who would tell you all these secrets about
Speaker 1: the radio industry. Told you the secret about how there's
Speaker 1: no such thing as requests. I've told you a million
Speaker 1: different secrets over the years. If you hear prank calls
Speaker 1: on a radio show, they're fake. Not Oh you guys
Speaker 1: don't know. There's a show I listen to they still
Speaker 1: do the prank call. If you hear prank calls on
Speaker 1: a radio show, war are the roses.
Speaker 4: I don't care what.
Speaker 1: They call it. They're fake. The FCC does not allow
Speaker 1: you to do prank calls. You can't record people without
Speaker 1: their knowledge, and you can't record people and then tell
Speaker 1: them afterwards.
Speaker 4: So therefore, anything you hear where the.
Speaker 1: Person's pretending like they don't know that they're being recorded,
Speaker 1: it's fake they pay actors to or or it's illegal
Speaker 1: and somebody's just really going wild with it. Like podcasts
Speaker 1: will do that. Sometimes they'll still do prank calls. But
Speaker 1: the radio shows that you hear is fake. It's all fake.
Speaker 1: They think fake, fake, fake, they take right, but uh,
Speaker 1: tell you the real stuff and the fake stuff. One
Speaker 1: of the things that people often think in radio is like, oh,
Speaker 1: I have a contract. Your contract, in almost every case
Speaker 1: that I've ever seen in this industry in my entire career,
Speaker 1: protects the radio station. It doesn't protect you, all right,
Speaker 1: That's how a contract works, right, So even if you
Speaker 1: get a contract going, that doesn't mean anything about anything.
Speaker 1: All it means is that the radio stations protected. Then
Speaker 1: they can drag your ass in to do as many
Speaker 1: shows as you promise to do them. Herein is my problem.
Speaker 1: My problem is that I want to start burning days.
Speaker 1: If I can't make a deal, I don't want to
Speaker 1: have to come in here every day. But they made
Speaker 1: an agreement with me for the next two weeks, so
Speaker 1: I'll do that. I'm a professional, I'll abide by that
Speaker 1: and I'll follow the rules as best I can. But
Speaker 1: even if I did have a deal right now, it
Speaker 1: still would be at will. Just so you know, like
Speaker 1: if I signed a deal right now, it would still
Speaker 1: be at will, and they go, all right, whoo see
Speaker 1: you later, partner. Okay, Well that sucks, he says. On
Speaker 1: a serious note, I sincerely hope you achieve your desired terms,
Speaker 1: including the continued protection of the show. Thank you, Craig
Speaker 1: for the email, much much appreciated. Another person emails the show.
Speaker 1: Kay says, hey, Junkie, I first met Jack back in
Speaker 1: the Phillips File days. Jack is fifty nine years old today.
Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Bradshaw. He says, A bunch of people were
Speaker 1: emailing about that, so just in cases out there.
Speaker 4: Is in fact true.
Speaker 1: I looked it up on his Facebook page. Fifty nine.
Speaker 4: That's crazy to me. Honest to god, i'd clock him at.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try not to loob him up because it's
Speaker 1: his birthday or something, or I'm gonna try. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: try just to be nice about it and fair about it.
Speaker 1: I would clock Jack. He's our program director for those
Speaker 1: of you listening elsewhere at our base station in Orlando.
Speaker 1: I would clock Jack at probably forty seven. I think
Speaker 1: that's what I would guess, like I would I would
Speaker 1: if I had me and Jack lined up next to
Speaker 1: each other, I would think that we were maybe even
Speaker 1: close to the same age, like I really, he doesn't
Speaker 1: look anywhere near that old.
Speaker 4: It's good for him, you know, I don't know if
Speaker 4: he sold his.
Speaker 3: Soul or you know what what, I'm a pack of cigarettes.
Speaker 3: So you can finally start.
Speaker 1: Looking all right, Yeah, maybe as it'll catch up. Happy birthday, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Jack Bradshaw. Lots of emails were coming across
Speaker 1: to say that, so we will see if anything else
Speaker 1: comes through. Weird that they would email us to say that,
Speaker 1: but well, I'm sure they'll email him too. It's easy
Speaker 1: and still right. It's just uh yeah, Colbert, it took
Speaker 1: the week off. I think Jack Jack Bradshaw working on
Speaker 1: his birthday, so be extra nice to him today. The
Speaker 1: text messages will probably still be the same as they
Speaker 1: always are. But you know, here we I want to
Speaker 1: tell you about this controversy because it's been so interesting
Speaker 1: to watch and people have very different takes when they
Speaker 1: hear the audio that I'm gonna play for you in
Speaker 1: just a moment. But there is an SNL cast member.
Speaker 1: I'm not mega familiar with her, but her name is
Speaker 1: Chloe Feineman.
Speaker 13: I was wondering when you said drama at SNL, I
Speaker 13: was wondering which which drama it was gonna be.
Speaker 4: This one's pretty good drama.
Speaker 3: Actually, she has a recognizable face. I mean, you've seen
Speaker 3: her in the last couple of years.
Speaker 1: She's been round to twenty nineteen, so she's been around
Speaker 1: for what this is like her seventh year on the show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so that's all. I think. That's a while as far
Speaker 1: as SNL goes, it's not what's his name from Kean Peeal?
Speaker 1: You mean from Kennany cow Uh. Keenan has been on
Speaker 1: there for an absurd amount of time, which.
Speaker 4: Is like making SNL a career.
Speaker 1: He is like, nobody gets to do that, and Keenan does.
Speaker 1: And Keenan's funny. And I also tell you if you
Speaker 1: ever see an in your interview with Keenan from SNL,
Speaker 1: listen to it because he's got the juice man. The
Speaker 1: guy can tell you stories about working with like all
Speaker 1: the differ different generations of SNL, because he's been there
Speaker 1: for so long. He has so many good stories and
Speaker 1: he's pretty good at the storytelling side too, So like him.
Speaker 4: It's not about him, It's about this.
Speaker 1: Chloe Finneman a star of SNL and she's been around
Speaker 1: for seven years or so on the show, which strangely enough,
Speaker 1: is longer than the person at the center of this
Speaker 1: story was live for. When this all came to play,
Speaker 1: somebody said, why did they just let her keep talking?
Speaker 1: Why did they just let her keep talking? When she
Speaker 1: said this this was for a Vanity Fair video. And
Speaker 1: this is Chloe Fineman of SNL. This is what's got
Speaker 1: her in trouble here.
Speaker 8: It is you know, I was fired as a camp
Speaker 8: counselor for hitting on the camp pants a boy.
Speaker 1: Oh, I think you're on a list, so already you
Speaker 1: can see where this is goes She goes, I was
Speaker 1: fired as a camp counselor for pantsing a boy, I
Speaker 1: think is what the way she praised him. So she said,
Speaker 1: I was fired as a camp counsel for pants and
Speaker 1: a boy. Already. The people who are doing the interview
Speaker 1: with her are going, whoa wait, hold on, what are
Speaker 1: you doing.
Speaker 4: We're just getting started. Buckle up.
Speaker 16: It was wearing underpants, okay, and then a giant school
Speaker 16: bus drove by, and they were like, you can't because
Speaker 16: he would he would lift my shirt all the.
Speaker 1: Time, and it was ber how child. He was like
Speaker 1: six O. Caap a recap because I know some of
Speaker 1: you haven't necessarily followed along with all this. She was
Speaker 1: fired from her job as a camp counselor because she
Speaker 1: pulled down the pants of a six year old, I believe,
Speaker 1: she said. And this six year old didn't have any
Speaker 1: underwear on, and this six year old was exposed to
Speaker 1: a bus or something full of kids.
Speaker 4: And then she said, it's okay. He used to pull
Speaker 4: off my top too.
Speaker 3: Either way, it's both bad. But that's a strange little relationship.
Speaker 1: I'll go back, and I'll go back because I know
Speaker 1: there was a lot there all at one time. So
Speaker 1: let me let me go back to so we could
Speaker 1: see exactly what she said.
Speaker 8: No, I was fired as a camp counselor for hitting
Speaker 8: on the camp is no pants A boy pants money.
Speaker 1: I think you're on a list, and.
Speaker 16: He wasn't wearing underpants, and then a giant school bus
Speaker 16: drove by, and they were like, you can't because he
Speaker 16: would he would lift my shirt all the time.
Speaker 6: What is happen?
Speaker 4: It was Berkeley?
Speaker 1: How old was I?
Speaker 9: Like?
Speaker 4: How she said it was Berkeley?
Speaker 3: And then everyone's like, oh, next question.
Speaker 1: She's going She's going on and on and on, and
Speaker 1: this guy goes, how old was the child that was
Speaker 1: at the center of all of it?
Speaker 22: He was like six, No, it was a different time.
Speaker 8: Like he would he would be like, hey, can I
Speaker 8: hug And I'd go to hug him, and he like
Speaker 8: lift my shirt like a dick.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, I'm going to get.
Speaker 3: Back at you.
Speaker 23: And so we were on a high and I was like, Ollie,
Speaker 23: go look over there, it's a hawk. And then I
Speaker 23: yanked his pants down. He wasn't wearing underwear. His little
Speaker 23: dingling was out. And then these two twins were.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, I didn't really didn't wear I wear and
Speaker 1: then I then I was fired. She said so a
Speaker 1: lot there. Now I know somebody said, oh, well she
Speaker 1: must have been younger or something. I forgot how old
Speaker 1: she said she was. She was sixteen. She was sixteen, okay,
Speaker 1: so like she was old enough to know a little
Speaker 1: bit better at the time.
Speaker 4: If that's old she was. She was sixteen years old.
Speaker 1: The kid was six. He was taken off her top.
Speaker 1: She started panting him. He didn't have any underwear on.
Speaker 1: She pants him in front of a couple other kids,
Speaker 1: and then she debuted, what is in the center of
Speaker 1: all this? I'll have to tell you a fantastic cartoon voice.
Speaker 3: Two different ones. She played the twins and the six
Speaker 3: year old as a former camp castler for many many years.
Speaker 3: Never ever did we find in those situations.
Speaker 4: I think that's probably good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 3: I think even when she was a counselor, there was
Speaker 3: probably some moments, just like her SNL co cast members
Speaker 3: where it is stopped talking no more. How dare you
Speaker 3: that she.
Speaker 1: Has kept going? She kept layering stuff on. Again, this
Speaker 1: is Chloe Fyneman from SNL. She's been around in for
Speaker 1: a while.
Speaker 13: I don't understand why she thought the story wouldn't be
Speaker 13: as big of a deal.
Speaker 3: So what does she reveal because that was all typed
Speaker 3: out right, so she had given the answers already, is
Speaker 3: that they're all sticking.
Speaker 1: No. I think the card just has a question on it.
Speaker 1: It says, well, it says what job was I hired
Speaker 1: and fired from? And bonus, why was I fired? And
Speaker 1: she's answering the question for this Vanity Fair YouTube video
Speaker 1: and she just drops this bomb, and somebody said, big deal,
Speaker 1: why does anybody care? What you a pedophile? Why does
Speaker 1: anybody care? Because it's weird and wildly inappropriate and probably
Speaker 1: not something anybody should be talking about in the way
Speaker 1: that she's kind of flippantly talking about it. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: it's probably even if she was sixteen years old. Somebody says,
Speaker 1: it's a bit, Well, what a what a dumb bit?
Speaker 1: What a what a bad idea to go in that direction.
Speaker 1: This happens every once in a while. I think the
Speaker 1: same thing kind of happened with the Lena Dunham or
Speaker 1: something where Lena Dunham she told some story one time
Speaker 1: about how she had a little sister and she would, uh,
Speaker 1: she was like putting rocks inside of her genital area
Speaker 1: and it's like a whole I forgot the details of
Speaker 1: that story, But there was another one of these things
Speaker 1: just like this, where it comes up and then the
Speaker 1: person says the thing, and then everybody else goes, what
Speaker 1: and they don't think it's that weird, Like maybe you've
Speaker 1: encountered this at some point in time, maybe you had
Speaker 1: somebody admit to a thing to a group of people
Speaker 1: and they say it out loud, and you go, you
Speaker 1: just said that, like it was way more normal than
Speaker 1: it is. Like you you drop that bombshell, like I
Speaker 1: thought it was going and going way crazier than then
Speaker 1: they made it.
Speaker 4: And like I could go back, I could go back
Speaker 4: to so many.
Speaker 1: Parts of it. I could be like, hey, Chloe of
Speaker 1: SNL fame, just to go back to the beginning part.
Speaker 4: He used to take off your top a six year.
Speaker 1: Old, and and then it was being a dick. So
Speaker 1: you got back on a bit very very weird, degenerate
Speaker 1: weirdos on on the TJ Shadow.
Speaker 3: She gets asked this question again next year. I'm sure
Speaker 3: she'll have another story.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm sure she's answering a lot of questions right now.
Speaker 1: There are people who want are fired and stuff, which
Speaker 1: I think is stupid. It's like, what what she did as.
Speaker 4: A camp counselor? Is she already got fired? That was
Speaker 4: the whole point of the conversation.
Speaker 7: You know you can't.
Speaker 4: It would be ludicrous to fire her for having been fired.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean, and I don't know how much
Speaker 1: of a push there is to try to get her
Speaker 1: fired from sn L in particular. I think that's dumb,
Speaker 1: just like I think it's dumb when they try to
Speaker 1: fire everybody else for every dumb reason. But it's also
Speaker 1: super weird to just drop that so nonchalantly.
Speaker 13: I didn't know because there was other stuff about SNL
Speaker 13: over the weekend that it's it's always the same thing.
Speaker 13: It's always some Donald Trump joke that nobody.
Speaker 1: Liked, and it was like an assassination joke or something.
Speaker 4: Ford Theater kind of thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 13: Yeah, And so I didn't know if that's the one
Speaker 13: you were going with or if it was the Chloe
Speaker 13: Fineman thing. But yeah, that, uh, call for her job
Speaker 13: for this is kind of silly. Also, she's learning her
Speaker 13: lesson that probably definitely shouldn't be telling this story anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she I think she knows, like, well, now was
Speaker 1: a strange one to throw out there right now. Maybe
Speaker 1: I shouldn't do that.
Speaker 3: Five bucks, says the kid who is now twenty something
Speaker 3: is going to come out and share his side of
Speaker 3: the story could be.
Speaker 1: All I know is there was not only that story,
Speaker 1: and not only the story. Ceiliing said, there was another
Speaker 1: SNL story. Did you see this one? This one caught
Speaker 1: me off guard because I don't even remember what the
Speaker 1: controversy was about.
Speaker 4: But the headline I saw said.
Speaker 1: UK Saturday Night Live controversy, and I said, U K
Speaker 1: Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 4: They their second episode, Yeah, they just started.
Speaker 1: Oh did they really know this? They already are founding
Speaker 1: finding themselves a controversy. I didn't even know this was real.
Speaker 13: Yeah, Tina Fey hosted the very first episode and they
Speaker 13: no way, Yeah they that says Saturday Night I have
Speaker 13: UK has lost the best part of one hundred thousand
Speaker 13: viewers since its premiere, ratings dropped by forty two percent.
Speaker 4: For rhyzam D hosted episode three.
Speaker 13: Uh yeah, I mean they're they built like a whole
Speaker 13: other snl'. I read somewhere that they might be spending
Speaker 13: upwards of three million in episode I've only seen Tina
Speaker 13: Fey's monologue.
Speaker 4: I haven't actually watched the bad now that there was
Speaker 4: a joke on that one too.
Speaker 1: You can look it up.
Speaker 13: A backlash over crude joke referencing Mark Zuckerberg and Adolf
Speaker 13: Hitler not allowed to joke about.
Speaker 1: I would like to hear the Hitler joke before.
Speaker 4: Are too sensitive?
Speaker 3: Remember they can curse in the UK though.
Speaker 11: I like that.
Speaker 13: Yeah, they did, They do curse on the show. The
Speaker 13: remark aired during the show's weekend update segment. We're co
Speaker 13: host Anya Magliano reference reports at zucker Build Zuckerberg is
Speaker 13: building a bunker under his California compound. She said, it's
Speaker 13: been revealed that meta billionaire Mark Zuckerberg is building a
Speaker 13: bunker under his compound in California, and I hope he
Speaker 13: uses that bunker in exactly the same way Hitler did.
Speaker 1: That's right, you know, it's amazing what they There's things
Speaker 1: that they'll get upset about.
Speaker 4: In the UK, they got upset about Kanye stuff.
Speaker 1: He's apologized and that apparently doesn't ruffle as many feathers.
Speaker 1: I guess. So there's the people dwindling in the audience.
Speaker 1: But that may have been before this joke. Oh what
Speaker 1: when somebody said something that I wanted to fact check
Speaker 1: on real quick because they were talking about the Kanye Show,
Speaker 1: which I said, we watched the stream of it, and
Speaker 1: the stage was amazing. It was a really cool show.
Speaker 1: It's like a very great show. And I was stunned
Speaker 1: by how many hits that dude has and just watch
Speaker 1: a performance that long. And somebody on chat said that
Speaker 1: Kanye West at the Sofi performance that he did forty
Speaker 1: five songs. It was forty four or forty five, forty
Speaker 1: four or forty five songs, which, if that's the truth,
Speaker 1: that's crazy, Like that is that's a lot of songs.
Speaker 1: Number one, some of them were from the new album.
Speaker 1: Some people that know him quite as much. Some of
Speaker 1: them he repeated, oh yeah, yeah, because it was it
Speaker 1: was doing one song and I think it was doing
Speaker 1: all of the lights. He stopped at one point and
Speaker 1: redid it. There was kind of like bits where he
Speaker 1: would the crowd would be really really into it and
Speaker 1: so he would restart it. It made sense in the
Speaker 1: overall streme of the show.
Speaker 13: Forty four listed songs on the set list of the
Speaker 13: show from over the weekend.
Speaker 4: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: And then somebody said, well, Taylor Swift played forty something songs.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, but Taylor Swift is top tier as
Speaker 1: far as somebody who has that many hits like Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1: There are very few people that have as many hit
Speaker 1: songs as a Taylor Swift does. He may be up
Speaker 1: in that category. The Beatles are up in that category.
Speaker 1: There's only so many people. I don't think Beyonce has
Speaker 1: near that many hits, but there's so many of these,
Speaker 1: these these people that just play shows now with that's
Speaker 1: forty four songs.
Speaker 4: My god, I think it was like two and a
Speaker 4: half hours long.
Speaker 1: Anyhow, we'll get to your thoughts on this and also
Speaker 1: talking about cursing. I've got something for you. It could
Speaker 1: be the end of the show as we know it,
Speaker 1: but it shouldn't be. It shouldn't be. I'll play it
Speaker 1: for you. That is coming up next. I'm going to
Speaker 1: use Junkie you know another thing I saw and I've
Speaker 1: got some fake news to tackle here in a moment.
Speaker 1: And of course in Jury Duty there is there is
Speaker 1: an incredibly strange piece of audio that I want to
Speaker 1: play for you in Jury Duty that if you didn't
Speaker 1: hear it, you probably wouldn't believe it. But let me
Speaker 1: cross a couple of things off the list here, and
Speaker 1: one is there's been a lot of drama because when
Speaker 1: a show is leaving. It's not the usual case that
Speaker 1: the person gets like this big long goodbye.
Speaker 4: It happens very rarely.
Speaker 1: Usually the show will just be like canceled out of
Speaker 1: the blue, and then you don't hear from them anymore.
Speaker 1: But Stephen Colbert, the show is not pulling in enough money,
Speaker 1: it's not pulling enough viewers. Late Night is kind of
Speaker 1: like it feels like that's done. It feels like that
Speaker 1: experiment has run its course. And perhaps some of these
Speaker 1: people will do other things and they'll be on streaming
Speaker 1: platforms with a different type of show, or they'll do
Speaker 1: a show maybe just on YouTube. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't even know what I'm going to be doing. How
Speaker 1: do I know what they're going to be doing in
Speaker 1: a couple of months? Right, So Stephen Colbert has had
Speaker 1: this ride where they have said, look, it ain't working,
Speaker 1: but you have until I think May.
Speaker 4: Look up what Stephen Colbert's last day is.
Speaker 1: I think it's May. Let's a little over a month
Speaker 1: or something, I believe, but I have I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't know exactly. But he's got this time and he's
Speaker 1: got all these people coming in fawning over him and
Speaker 1: ask that's good. Go ahead, do your thing.
Speaker 13: May twenty first would be the last final episode of
Speaker 13: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.
Speaker 4: All Right, this is what's got me on this.
Speaker 1: They have just announced what's going to replace Stephen Colbert,
Speaker 1: and it's it's weird.
Speaker 3: It's not late night.
Speaker 1: It's well, it's going to be on it late night
Speaker 1: talk show.
Speaker 3: Late night is what I meant.
Speaker 1: Well, it's kind of I'll explain here. It's it's a
Speaker 1: little weird. So here's what this story says. It says
Speaker 1: this is who it's filling Colbert's CBS time slot. It
Speaker 1: says Byron Allen has bought a two hour late night
Speaker 1: block and will sell CBS's ad time. He bought it,
Speaker 1: so broke that show. Yeah, basically, yeah, hold on, let
Speaker 1: me bring up the source article on this, The Hollywood Reporter.
Speaker 1: It says CBS sets Late Show with Stephen Colbert replacement
Speaker 1: Byron Allen's comics unleashed. The show, currently airing at twelve
Speaker 1: thirty five am, will move up an hour the day
Speaker 1: after Stephen Colbert signs off. He says, after the Late
Speaker 1: Show Stephen Colbert ends as in one day after, CBS
Speaker 1: will usher in its next era of late night programming,
Speaker 1: the network will air Comics Unleashed with Byron Allen. I
Speaker 1: have never heard of this until today, Like, I've literally
Speaker 1: never heard anybody talking about it.
Speaker 4: I think I'd heard the name, but I've definitely never
Speaker 4: watched it.
Speaker 1: Comics Unleashed with Byron Allen will be in the eleven
Speaker 1: thirty five PM slot beginning May twenty second, followed by
Speaker 1: another Allen produced series, a comedy game show called Funny
Speaker 1: You Should Ask at twelve thirty five. The late show
Speaker 1: will sign off on May twenty first. Comics Unleashed has
Speaker 1: been airing in the later spot this season and also
Speaker 1: air during the twenty twenty three Writers and Actors Strikes.
Speaker 1: Notably especially for CB his bottom line, Alan is buying
Speaker 1: the time from the network to air the two shows
Speaker 1: with his company Alan Media Group. He'll be selling the
Speaker 1: available ad spots in the two hours, and the change
Speaker 1: will likely see CBS turn up profit in late night
Speaker 1: for the first time in a long time. I would guess,
Speaker 1: so two things are weird about this. One I didn't
Speaker 1: know that this guy was out there doing his thing,
Speaker 1: and two he wants to buy broker that's what they
Speaker 1: call it. In radio, if you're doing like advertisements, you
Speaker 1: do a show and it's like an advertisement. It's called
Speaker 1: broker programming. Mostly it's on the weekends. Some radio stations
Speaker 1: will do it at night different times. They'll sell time
Speaker 1: to somebody and it'll be what sounds like a show,
Speaker 1: but it's.
Speaker 4: An advertisement for whatever. So this guy's going to be
Speaker 4: doing that.
Speaker 1: He's buying these two hours from CBS replacing Stephen Colbert.
Speaker 1: He's going to put his own shows on there, and
Speaker 1: then he's going to sell his own ads in that space.
Speaker 4: Which is he paying for the time slot he's in now?
Speaker 13: I mean has comments unleashed and it's current time flot
Speaker 13: always been a broker show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm not showing the budget though.
Speaker 1: Dwayne on YouTube says Byron Allen is an entertainment beast
Speaker 1: hughes att huge influence, and then somebody says, yeah, this
Speaker 1: is embarrassing for the news junkie, buddy, you are in
Speaker 1: La La land. If you think the average person has
Speaker 1: any clue who this guy is, Okay, you could have
Speaker 1: like this could be zoned into you and like you
Speaker 1: know who this guy is. Well, let's just throw it
Speaker 1: to chat chat. Anybody heard of this guy before? Yes
Speaker 1: or no? Go ahead, just give us a yes or no.
Speaker 1: If you've ever heard of this guy in his show before,
Speaker 1: well it's been it could be, it could have been
Speaker 1: on for over a decade. But I'm telling you, the
Speaker 1: average person has no idea who this guy is. No one,
Speaker 1: no regular person knows what this guy is doing or
Speaker 1: what's going on. So it's very interesting that this guy
Speaker 1: is not only doing this, but he's buying the time
Speaker 1: from CBS. Now, get ready to get hit in the
Speaker 1: face with five thousand people who have never heard of
Speaker 1: this person before. So you can realize that you're the
Speaker 1: outlier here.
Speaker 3: So not me trying to look him up. I do
Speaker 3: not recognize his face. But when they have on your
Speaker 3: like standard first page of Google search, it's other frequently
Speaker 3: frequently asked questions, what was his allegations or how much
Speaker 3: did he get from McDonald's. Did you hear about this?
Speaker 4: No, he sued McDonald's for something.
Speaker 3: He sued McDonald's and in a confidential settlement, it gave
Speaker 3: him upwards of ten billion dollars, which sounds insane.
Speaker 4: He filed for ten billion.
Speaker 3: But they settled at some point, so maybe not ten billion.
Speaker 1: But find out what he sued McDonald's for.
Speaker 3: This guy is kind of but he's got the budget
Speaker 3: for taking over Colberrett's.
Speaker 1: See if he got some big McDonald's lawsuit money, then
Speaker 1: he could do whatever the hell he wants.
Speaker 3: See the link is going to Instagram, so I don't
Speaker 3: trust it.
Speaker 13: So all the way, I'm on his Wikipedia page. First
Speaker 13: of all, his picture is not on it, so I
Speaker 13: still don't know what he looks like. And so if
Speaker 13: you if your argument in chat is that he's this big,
Speaker 13: huge guy and we should be embarrassed not to know
Speaker 13: anything about him, he should be important enough to have
Speaker 13: his own picture on his Wikipedia page.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, there is just no question about this.
Speaker 1: Most people have no idea who this guy is. This
Speaker 1: you're an outlier if you have. But the lawsuit against McDonald's.
Speaker 1: In twenty twenty, Oney filed a ten billion dollar lawsuit
Speaker 1: through his company, Allen Media Group, alleging the McDonald's Hamburger
Speaker 1: chain discriminated against black owned media companies in its TV
Speaker 1: advertising budget.
Speaker 4: Yeah you can suit for that.
Speaker 13: Allen's suit alleged the practice of buying ad time on
Speaker 13: media outlets the target black viewers, was discriminatory because those
Speaker 13: purchases were made from a budget set aside for what
Speaker 13: the complaint described as the African American tier of outlets,
Speaker 13: and was damaging to black media owners because that tear
Speaker 13: had more limited funds available than the general.
Speaker 1: Tier used for broader audiences. Okay, and then he wins
Speaker 1: in the lawsuit.
Speaker 4: It was settled out of court in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1: Okay, So that it's a maybe McDonald's thinks this this
Speaker 1: isn't a good look. Right here, he says he created
Speaker 1: and launch comics on leash twenty years ago. So my
Speaker 1: fellow comedians gond have a platform to do what we
Speaker 1: all love, make people laugh. He's the chairman and CEO
Speaker 1: of Alan Media. I truly appreciate CBS's confidence in me
Speaker 1: by picking up our two hour comedy block of comics
Speaker 1: on lease and funny. You should add, well, I mean
Speaker 1: about that, does CBS really have a whole bunch of
Speaker 1: confidence in either They sold it to you, They said, hey,
Speaker 1: would you like to buy this time that Stephen Colbert
Speaker 1: used to be on We'll sell it now. Maybe he
Speaker 1: could sell it and maybe he makes a bunch of
Speaker 1: money if he does. Good for him, get your bag, man,
Speaker 1: But he said, let me be clear. If they're looking
Speaker 1: for a show, my hand is already up. He said
Speaker 1: this in October of twenty twenty five, two and a
Speaker 1: half months after CBS announced it was ending The Late
Speaker 1: Show fifty years. I've been waiting for this moment. Definitely,
Speaker 1: I'm going for it. You know what's really crazy about that?
Speaker 1: That means one of these shows that was like top tier,
Speaker 1: all right, when you go back to the Tonight Show,
Speaker 1: the Late Show, you know, all these like top tier,
Speaker 1: unbelievable levels of late night programming, is now somebody bought
Speaker 1: their way in to hosting that spot. That would have
Speaker 1: been unthinkable, Like I never would have thought that would
Speaker 1: be paid programming in one of those slots. But maybe
Speaker 1: it does better. And CBS goes, hey, we don't care.
Speaker 1: We're getting money from this guy. We ain't making any
Speaker 1: money with a Stephen Colbert show. There's somebody staffords. It
Speaker 1: costs us a ton of money. If this guy can
Speaker 1: sell his own stuff, he'll be good to go, and
Speaker 1: we'll be good to go, and everybody wins.
Speaker 4: But let us know what you think.
Speaker 1: That's what they're saying CBS is setting the show that's
Speaker 1: going to replace the Late Show and Stephen Colbert, and
Speaker 1: it's gonna be this guy who's paying for the time
Speaker 1: like he's paying for the the airing of the programming
Speaker 1: a prepaid content, and then he's going to sell it
Speaker 1: on his own. Kind of an interesting story. Let us
Speaker 1: know your thoughts. Send your dispatcher thenewsjunkie dot com quick
Speaker 1: break when we come back jury duty. And as I said,
Speaker 1: I've got a couple of fake news stories and knocked
Speaker 1: out before that. But one is some audio that you
Speaker 1: want hundred percent will not believe if you're not here
Speaker 1: to hear this, And I'm gonna play this for you
Speaker 1: and then we can all say if we think this
Speaker 1: person was weird. I think I'll have one hundred percent
Speaker 1: of you on board. But who knows?
Speaker 4: Who knows?
Speaker 1: That's coming up next in the news chunk Key Kanye West.
Speaker 1: We're talking about the concerts and talking about the music
Speaker 1: festival canceling themselves. I guess they canceled the music festival
Speaker 1: that Kanye was supposed to perform at. He got denied
Speaker 1: a visa to perform in the UK, et cetera, et cetera,
Speaker 1: and somebody sent over. Kanye West has written over six
Speaker 1: hundred songs. We're talking about how many performed at that
Speaker 1: Sofi show in Las Vegas. Over six hundred songs and
Speaker 1: he has one hundred and forty or more singles, So
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. Like watching that, I go like,
Speaker 1: there's some Kanye songs that I really think are some
Speaker 1: of the best rap songs ever recorded, like legitimately on
Speaker 1: a on a high level. Blood on the Leaves is
Speaker 1: maybe maybe. And I'm not huge into the genre of rap,
Speaker 1: but I do like all sorts of music and I
Speaker 1: do know a lot about music, and Blood on the
Speaker 1: Leaves I think is maybe one of my favorite rap
Speaker 1: songs like that I've ever heard. And hearing him perform that,
Speaker 1: I go, oh, that's pretty cool. And then he just
Speaker 1: kept going. It was like more and more, and he's like, damn,
Speaker 1: all right, get to understand a little bit of what
Speaker 1: was happening here. If it wasn't for all that Nazi stuff,
Speaker 1: you know, maybe'd be per performing over.
Speaker 4: In the UK.
Speaker 1: But I wanted to play this because I tease it,
Speaker 1: I'll do this before Jerry Duty. It was getting weird
Speaker 1: this weekend. It just drop it. By the way, I
Speaker 1: want the FCC to just drop it. Just drop it. Okay,
Speaker 1: this idea that we still need to worry about saying
Speaker 1: some bad words. You let everybody else do it, you know,
Speaker 1: many control over the cable people. The president's typing out
Speaker 1: f bombs over the weekend. They're all cursing. Why are
Speaker 1: we stuck over here in radio land in this weird
Speaker 1: world where we're treated like children?
Speaker 4: And this is like the public broadcast.
Speaker 1: Airwaves, when anybody else can just do whatever the hell
Speaker 1: they want on the Internet or beyond. It's kind of outdated,
Speaker 1: if you ask me. But I've got enough problems in
Speaker 1: enough fights. I don't really need to get into it
Speaker 1: with them. However, I'll play this for you. Here's CNM
Speaker 1: no longer.
Speaker 24: He has just threatened Iran in extraordinary graphic terms, giving
Speaker 24: the Iranian regime just over a day to either make
Speaker 24: a deal, reopen the strait of horror moves, or face hell.
Speaker 24: If your children are watching, be warned the president did
Speaker 24: not use polite language.
Speaker 1: Quote.
Speaker 24: Tuesday will be power plant Day and bridge Day, all
Speaker 24: wrapped up and won in Iran. There will be nothing
Speaker 24: like it. Open the straight, you crazy bastards, or you'll
Speaker 24: be living baster Just watch. We should know that destroying
Speaker 24: civilian power infrastructure is generally considered to constitute a war
Speaker 24: crime under international law, though the president could argue that
Speaker 24: the infrastructure has dual use and also is utilized by
Speaker 24: Iran's military.
Speaker 1: See, I don't give you the full picture, and this
Speaker 1: could be a war crime, although they would say they're
Speaker 1: giving you all all the sides and angles. He just
Speaker 1: look at look at the graphic on the screen. For
Speaker 1: those of you watching this, just have f bob. Just
Speaker 1: on the graphics on standon screen. Let's drop this whole pretense.
Speaker 1: People have changed their views. Somebody says, happy Easter. Yeah. Uh,
Speaker 1: people have changed their views I think to some extent
Speaker 1: on how they feel about cursing.
Speaker 4: Maybe you agree, maybe you disagree.
Speaker 1: Let me know. Send a dispatch over at thenewsjunkie dot com.
Speaker 4: Here we go, let's do it. Let's do jury duty.
Speaker 24: Court is now in session, So put your phone down
Speaker 24: and pay attention before we call the bailiff over to
Speaker 24: whip your ass.
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Speaker 1: Because I was I was kicking this around and teasing this.
Speaker 1: This is such an absolutely weird story that I got
Speaker 1: to play this for you. I don't know that you
Speaker 1: would believe it. This was something that went down at
Speaker 1: a Tennessee school board hearing, I believe. And I've got
Speaker 1: Channel four in uh where was this WSMV. This is
Speaker 1: in Tennessee, all right, and I'm pretty sure they're gonna
Speaker 1: play the clip of what happened here. Let me go
Speaker 1: back here to the beginning of the report. Make sure
Speaker 1: everything plays correctly.
Speaker 12: Here we go Summer like more September like September is
Speaker 12: typically are dry as you want to count second wettest.
Speaker 3: That warming trend takes us into the eighties.
Speaker 1: By this weekend.
Speaker 3: We'll touch this clip just like yesterday carbon copy. We
Speaker 3: stay dry through this week.
Speaker 1: Okay, we won't let me start this video at the beginning.
Speaker 1: Hang on, let me let me try to hit this
Speaker 1: through this weekend.
Speaker 3: Okay, next week, don't.
Speaker 1: All right, there's two different thing explaining. All right, I've
Speaker 1: got it. Now. Here's the report. They put them on
Speaker 1: top of each other for some reason. Here's a report
Speaker 1: about some of these station websites are just infuriating. So
Speaker 1: many auto plays, it's crazy.
Speaker 3: But here they go buzzing news this morning and East Tennessee.
Speaker 16: A clip from Washington County school board meeting now has
Speaker 16: been raising red flag.
Speaker 12: A school board member's comment tortoise, wait for it is
Speaker 12: causing some concerns.
Speaker 1: Listen to this, all right, just so you know, she said.
Speaker 1: A school board members comment towards a student. Oh all right,
Speaker 1: a school board birst comment towards a student. Got what
Speaker 1: a crocket? I'll go back, he said.
Speaker 3: Washington County, God, You're heart now has been raising red flag.
Speaker 12: A school board member's comment towards a student is causing
Speaker 12: some concerns.
Speaker 1: Listen to this crocket.
Speaker 25: There was a comment meant to be I guess complimentary
Speaker 25: about a board member, but that has certainly been.
Speaker 1: Been determined not to be.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's what after some consideration.
Speaker 3: That's not a board member, it's a student. Because you've
Speaker 3: also followed up with where do you go to school at?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: That for me, you know, that's a high school student.
Speaker 1: He said, God, you're hot, and his follow up was
Speaker 1: what school do you attend?
Speaker 4: It wasn't like you could be like, God, you're hot.
Speaker 1: What are you?
Speaker 11: Are?
Speaker 1: You an adult who's married and you've got a whole
Speaker 1: life and you're now twenty seven years old, so I
Speaker 1: can say that and it won't be as weird.
Speaker 4: No, he goes, God, you're hot, and then he follows
Speaker 4: it up.
Speaker 1: With what school do you go to?
Speaker 4: He went to the Chloe Fineman school of keep talking
Speaker 4: and see what happens?
Speaker 1: Excuse me, everybody's so creepy. What's going on?
Speaker 11: Man?
Speaker 20: What that?
Speaker 1: Heps out?
Speaker 3: And that was the guy who was just speaking, Like
Speaker 3: was the guy who made the comment.
Speaker 1: That's another guy on the panel. What's funny is that
Speaker 1: I'll go back to his comments because he's trying to
Speaker 1: go like it looks like some people, you know, they didn't,
Speaker 1: they didn't necessarily like this.
Speaker 25: There was a comment meant to be I guess a
Speaker 25: complimentary by a board member, but that has certainly been.
Speaker 1: Been determined not to be.
Speaker 12: Yeah, well you could understand what he was saying in
Speaker 12: that original comment, calling that girl hot. The student was
Speaker 12: there to research different schools present her findings to the
Speaker 12: school board. The school superintendent says, because the student was
Speaker 12: not an immediate danger, they kept that meeting going and
Speaker 12: then say that that member's comments are unacceptable.
Speaker 4: As a member of the school board.
Speaker 23: He is responsible for our children's health and welfare and safety.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he's a member of the school board.
Speaker 9: And a.
Speaker 1: Student comes up and he goes, God, you're hot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what high school do you go to? Again that
Speaker 3: I know that you're in high school?
Speaker 1: Well, is there more like you at this school? I
Speaker 1: should have had a teacher, not just on the board.
Speaker 1: It's like, this is why I did this, This is
Speaker 1: why I wanted to be on the school board.
Speaker 3: This poor girl like did her research. She was there
Speaker 3: to present something after doing some hard work and whatever
Speaker 3: it was I forgot and that's the first thing he says.
Speaker 1: So she was presenting towards the board and it was
Speaker 1: like an issue that she took seriously.
Speaker 4: And then that was his response.
Speaker 1: His response, there's more to it, but I mean that's
Speaker 1: basically the gist of the comment there.
Speaker 3: Did anyone call him out during the meeting.
Speaker 4: Or I don't think so.
Speaker 23: No.
Speaker 1: Let me see, Wow, everything is playing all at the
Speaker 1: same time for the fourth time if I pause, this
Speaker 1: is this.
Speaker 4: The actual hearing itself?
Speaker 1: Until No, I'm just gonna but it's it's a bad
Speaker 1: page anyhow, he says, God, you're hot. What do we think?
Speaker 1: Is that totally normal stuff?
Speaker 23: No?
Speaker 4: I know, maybe there might be some people in chat
Speaker 4: still defending this, like I.
Speaker 3: Don't think I could fix it.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's totally fine, totally normal stuff.
Speaker 4: Gee, what's the big deal? Quick break?
Speaker 1: When we come back, we still have the Savannah Guthrie
Speaker 1: updates getting weird over there to get into. I've got
Speaker 1: clips galore, more NASA stuff and so much more, and it's.
Speaker 4: All coming up next on the news Junkie.
Speaker 1: We'll get to your dispatches and emails and all the
Speaker 1: rest in a moment. A burd nerd on TJ Chat
Speaker 1: says at the News Junkie, have you watched the new
Speaker 1: documentary on Netflix about the murder of Mariah Wilson. Sad story,
Speaker 1: but well done, I think, Riah Wilson, this is the
Speaker 1: bike rider lady.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, and I mean it was well done. Quite
Speaker 3: sad thought to get ready for that.
Speaker 1: The interesting thing for me was I've never had a
Speaker 1: review kicked out from under me so fast.
Speaker 7: I was.
Speaker 1: We woke up the next morning, Courtey and I watched
Speaker 1: that on Saturday night. If you don't know, there was
Speaker 1: a woman who was an incredibly good athlete, and she
Speaker 1: was one of the top cyclists in the world right
Speaker 1: like she was just blowing away the competition.
Speaker 4: She was incredible.
Speaker 1: Her life was about it, like she was dedicated to it,
Speaker 1: one of those types of people. And she got caught
Speaker 1: up in a situation and ended up getting murdered by
Speaker 1: this jealous woman. And so I'm watching it, and I
Speaker 1: watched the beginning, and the beginning's all about her career
Speaker 1: and they're trying to show that this woman was very impressive,
Speaker 1: and I go, yeah, and then at the end they
Speaker 1: kind of seemed to YadA YadA by the murder, and
Speaker 1: then they just got to the end where the woman
Speaker 1: who was accused of murdering this woman Mariah Wilson in
Speaker 1: this Netflix documentary, she was on the run and she
Speaker 1: tried to change her appearance and do all sorts of
Speaker 1: stuff to make herself look like somebody else.
Speaker 4: I won't give away.
Speaker 3: Too much of it, but I have so many questions
Speaker 3: just with that portion of it.
Speaker 1: Well, I had a lot of questions when I woke up,
Speaker 1: because I said, it felt like they just talked about
Speaker 1: this woman being a beast in the bike riding world,
Speaker 1: and then they just fast forwarded to the end and
Speaker 1: they talked about the woman being arrested. And Courtney goes,
Speaker 1: you fell asleep. Oh uh, well that makes she goes,
Speaker 1: I left you alone. You fell asleep on top of
Speaker 1: a lady on the couch. You just like popped sleep
Speaker 1: on top of the dog.
Speaker 14: Is lady next to me?
Speaker 1: Yeah, she survived somehow. She was she was next to me.
Speaker 1: And I guess I just kind of slid off and
Speaker 1: went into a slumber and then came back to and
Speaker 1: I and in my mind, I know, the beginning was
Speaker 1: pretty good and the end was okay, but I feel
Speaker 1: like they didn't spend enough time on the murder part.
Speaker 1: And she goes, you were sleeping, like, oh, okay, well,
Speaker 1: I take that back. I will not be reviewing that movie.
Speaker 3: You did miss the good part. As far as how
Speaker 3: much this woman snapped.
Speaker 1: Oh, I saw the video of her driving around the neighbor.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and also did not know that our infotainment has
Speaker 3: that information.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was.
Speaker 4: I mean I saw the beginning and end.
Speaker 1: And as far as the beginning and end of the
Speaker 1: Mariah Wilson document Entery on Netflix, burd nerd. I will
Speaker 1: say the beginning and end was pretty good. But it
Speaker 1: turns out much as I thought I did. I did
Speaker 1: not see the middle part, and Courtney was like it
Speaker 1: was good.
Speaker 13: So she like, you didn't realize that, Courtney disappeared haveway
Speaker 13: into the uh the program.
Speaker 3: I love the idea of you waking up like, I
Speaker 3: can't believe they didn't cover any of the murder stuff.
Speaker 1: No. I did it the next morning, and I did
Speaker 1: the next morning because I remembered the movie the documentary ending,
Speaker 1: and then after it ended, she goes, you want to
Speaker 1: go lay down, I'm like, yeah, it's late. It's like
Speaker 1: one thirty or something. Let's go lay down.
Speaker 4: And we went into the room. We went to lay down.
Speaker 4: And then the next morning I go.
Speaker 1: You know, it was good, but it felt like it
Speaker 1: was missing something. It's like, you know, like it was
Speaker 1: pretty interesting and there was a story there somewhere, but
Speaker 1: something was missing. And she's like, you're an idiot.
Speaker 3: Well we're here with weekend watches. I say to you, Sean,
Speaker 3: we've gone another week without Steve dying.
Speaker 1: Oh thank god.
Speaker 3: Whenever you're ready, I mean, I'll keep updating you. Maybe
Speaker 3: we'll get through the all season. You guys will watch
Speaker 3: because I think you will really enjoy it.
Speaker 4: I like him. I like Steve Carrell. I heard that
Speaker 4: Rooster is good.
Speaker 1: He does die on all of the things that he's in,
Speaker 1: and it's brutal when whenever he dies. But I have
Speaker 1: heard good things. I haven't heard a lot. Yeah, what's
Speaker 1: what is it on Apple?
Speaker 4: Or HBO? Hbo? Okay, why don't even ask?
Speaker 1: Apple has barely anything anyhow, Let's see, here's got.
Speaker 4: Plenty of things.
Speaker 3: It just came out. It's coming up.
Speaker 1: I always go over to Apple and I go, what
Speaker 1: do you got? You guys still doing this morning show?
Speaker 1: Thing and watched that in years and years and years
Speaker 1: or f one.
Speaker 3: Number one movie has been this whole time.
Speaker 13: Apple's The Morning Show. They just said that what's his
Speaker 13: nuts is going to be in it. Jeff Daniels okay,
Speaker 13: which is which is weird because if if he plays
Speaker 13: a character that like does the news, it's a weird
Speaker 13: kind of like retelling or not retelling, but it's it's
Speaker 13: weirdly similar.
Speaker 4: To what his role was in Newsroom.
Speaker 1: Mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was that was from Newsroom, Right, I believe something
Speaker 1: I shouldn't. Shouldn't get that one wrong.
Speaker 4: Anyhow, I have some fake news for you.
Speaker 1: Which for that, right, I beg you, Frank A. McDonald,
Speaker 1: I do have a fake news alert for you. There
Speaker 1: was a lot of fake news while I was gone.
Speaker 1: One thing was that Trump was dead. And I'll tell you,
Speaker 1: I think this is definitely a Twitter problem for sure.
Speaker 1: A little secret about me. I made a burner account
Speaker 1: for x Twitter whatever. You get the point, because I
Speaker 1: was like, I don't want to be on this account.
Speaker 1: What if I want to post a comment about something
Speaker 1: and I don't want it to be under the news Junkie,
Speaker 1: and I made a burner account and it was under
Speaker 1: it was like some string of numbers in David Junconian
Speaker 1: or something, which was the name from the New York
Speaker 1: Post fake story that I seated with them that's still
Speaker 1: up on the New York Post dot com about the
Speaker 1: coronavirus and the cruise. And so I used this and
Speaker 1: then I created it, and then I never actually used it.
Speaker 1: I never logged in, really. I think I maybe logged
Speaker 1: in once or twice something, but I never really logged in.
Speaker 1: But it would get push notifications on this burner account
Speaker 1: that I set up, and the push notifications were interesting
Speaker 1: because I didn't follow anybody, right. So on my account,
Speaker 1: the News Junkie, I follow all sorts of people, and
Speaker 1: I followed for breaking news updates and I that's how
Speaker 1: I learned a lot of stuff before almost anybody else
Speaker 1: is talking about it. But on this other account, this
Speaker 1: burner account that I created, I didn't follow anybody all right.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to have it so I could search
Speaker 1: for some things, check some things out. And I had
Speaker 1: to delete it. I had to delete the account and
Speaker 1: abandon it, even though I was never using it, because
Speaker 1: I was getting push notifications that I think they're just
Speaker 1: pushing out to every random user, and it would be
Speaker 1: like Trump debt three or four of them this weekend.
Speaker 1: They were like Trump's dead, and the White House had
Speaker 1: to deny a lot of these rumors. There was rumors
Speaker 1: that Trump was hospitalized at Walter Reid. There were half
Speaker 1: a million searches on Google for Trump, Walter Reed, and
Speaker 1: Trump hospital. There was a bunch of grifters over on
Speaker 1: the social media platforms. They're like, He'm dying, dying. They
Speaker 1: go from my post after post about like Trump dying
Speaker 1: to then it comes out that he wasn't actually dying,
Speaker 1: and they just move on to the next thing, which
Speaker 1: is just that's what happens with the political people and
Speaker 1: the grifters and stuff. That's what happens. You get something
Speaker 1: so unbelievably wrong, you were so loud about it, so
Speaker 1: dumb and dumb, long and dumb, wrong and loud at
Speaker 1: its at it's just the most ultimate example where you
Speaker 1: say that the president died and then nobody ever backtracks
Speaker 1: or apologizes or anything.
Speaker 4: So that was one of the stories.
Speaker 1: The other one I guess that's been going around today
Speaker 1: that the White House has just denied kind of kind
Speaker 1: of just as shocking in another way. But let me
Speaker 1: bring up their response to this.
Speaker 13: Threads also does the thing where you'll get notifications about
Speaker 13: stuff even though you don't necessarily follow the person or whatever,
Speaker 13: and they've gone to meming this now, so the reaction,
Speaker 13: like the comments are like just memes that say I'm
Speaker 13: only here because I got this as a notification, and
Speaker 13: they're just over and over and over again.
Speaker 4: And is it is it just random stuff or is
Speaker 4: it political stuff? Sometimes yes, sometimes no.
Speaker 3: Once I click Threads, it's always first comment, like I'm
Speaker 3: just here for the comments. I'm just here watching everyone
Speaker 3: rip this person apart.
Speaker 1: And I don't care about threads or definitely not that
Speaker 1: Blue Sky one that all the crazy people went to.
Speaker 1: And it's just they're like Twitter's a hell whole and
Speaker 1: then that place as a hellhole too. It's like you
Speaker 1: just meane another hell hell it's just a left wing
Speaker 1: hell hole instead of a right wing hellhole.
Speaker 4: Congratulations, look what you did.
Speaker 19: Uh?
Speaker 1: And that place is I don't want to go over there.
Speaker 1: The Threads thing I don't really want to go to,
Speaker 1: but I I don't know what kind of voodoo they
Speaker 1: cook up over at Instagram. They will get my ass
Speaker 1: to click the little threads things that are in the
Speaker 1: Instagram feed. It'll be like, oh my god, did you
Speaker 1: see on this television show. I couldn't believe it went
Speaker 1: all the time, and.
Speaker 3: I'm like, wow, it's a perfect thumbnail. It's that the
Speaker 3: threads teasers and the Amazon targeted ads. I'm like, I
Speaker 3: don't need that, but boy, am Ike clicking and putting
Speaker 3: on my wish list.
Speaker 1: They are doing some good work getting people to hit
Speaker 1: that button there sometimes.
Speaker 3: Do you hear that Instagram?
Speaker 1: The other piece of fake news was I guess the
Speaker 1: White House is now denying this. According to AFP or
Speaker 1: the a Jons font Press or whatever the AFP one
Speaker 1: of the big news wires, the White House is denying
Speaker 1: issuing a denial that they are considering using nuclear.
Speaker 4: Weapons in Iran, which.
Speaker 1: I'm news so the Iranians. We are not considering using
Speaker 1: nukes on Iran, is the message on the Rani in front.
Speaker 1: That's about how well things have gone over the weekend
Speaker 1: and Easter week and all of that. On the on
Speaker 1: the front of Iran. We haven't had any real changes
Speaker 1: there other than they found that second pilot when I
Speaker 1: told you that there was a downed plane.
Speaker 4: The Iranians had down the plane.
Speaker 1: And I told you that they rescued the first pilot
Speaker 1: during the show, I think on Friday, and then the
Speaker 1: second pilot was on the move. They rescued the second
Speaker 1: pilot and like the most incredible rescue mission you could
Speaker 1: have ever heard of. The guy. At first it was
Speaker 1: broad daylight, so we had to try to strip everything
Speaker 1: off of him because he had parachuted down and he
Speaker 1: had to try to hide in this neighborhood but it's
Speaker 1: broad daylight. Then he sneaks through and gets up onto
Speaker 1: this mountain side and they have these beacons that they
Speaker 1: have that they care with them, and the beacon shows
Speaker 1: the US Armed Forces where the person is.
Speaker 3: It was quite far away from where he crashed, right he.
Speaker 1: Made He made a decent distance from where he was
Speaker 1: and he's hiding out in the mountains for like over
Speaker 1: two days, and the US forces were seating fake information
Speaker 1: with the Iranians, so they thought that the guy had
Speaker 1: been moved somewhere else. There was like a cat and
Speaker 1: mouse game going on. Unbelievable. The guy was pretty badly wounded.
Speaker 1: I guess they scooped in and grabbed this dude and
Speaker 1: then destroyed at least a couple of planes and a
Speaker 1: couple of choppers on the way out because they didn't
Speaker 1: want the Iranians to get their choppers and planes that
Speaker 1: they left behind. But they they got that guy a lot.
Speaker 1: It wasn't cheap on account of the choppers and the
Speaker 1: planes and you know, blowing them up ourselves. But just
Speaker 1: absolutely crazy. It'll be a movie, I'm sure at some
Speaker 1: point in time. Here's one of the clips I wanted
Speaker 1: to play for you. Let's go back to space if
Speaker 1: you don't mind. I have to tell you I have
Speaker 1: a growing amount of respect for the members of this
Speaker 1: Artemis two crew. They all seem like really solid people,
Speaker 1: very professional.
Speaker 3: And they love each other.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 3: They spent a lot of time together for the last
Speaker 3: three years.
Speaker 1: They have to good Yeah. And the woman who calls
Speaker 1: herself to the plumber of the mission, she's been trying
Speaker 1: to fix this damn toilet that's been such a pain
Speaker 1: in the ass for them. She's got great media presence.
Speaker 1: She's very funny and clever. The guys seem really nice,
Speaker 1: even the Canadian guys seems super nice, like they seem
Speaker 1: like a really great bunch of people, great examples for
Speaker 1: the world. Even with these idiots, I see a couple
Speaker 1: of people doing interviews and trying to bait them in
Speaker 1: to fight with the president or whatever. They are handling
Speaker 1: themselves in an incredibly professional way. Very good representatives of NASA,
Speaker 1: the United States and our space program for sure. And
Speaker 1: they're even taking to doing interviews with young kids. Kids
Speaker 1: are getting to interview the astronauts as they're flying around
Speaker 1: at twenty five thousand miles an hour. Those are probably
Speaker 1: some real soft questions. They do a really great job.
Speaker 1: Here's one of the examples. Wonder do you still see
Speaker 1: stars in outer space?
Speaker 4: You see stars in outer space?
Speaker 3: You can google it.
Speaker 4: Got a little delay. We already told you about this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was actually just talking to my crewmates about
Speaker 1: that today.
Speaker 20: I've definitely seen stars in outer space, and I was saying,
Speaker 20: I haven't as many as I thought I would, So read.
Speaker 4: The hands of mic over to the read guy.
Speaker 20: We have so much illumination from the Sun, on the
Speaker 20: Moon and the Earth right now, it's it is hard
Speaker 20: at times to see stars. Just like when you walk
Speaker 20: out in the daytime you see a blue sky, but
Speaker 20: no stars. We look outside and we see the black space.
Speaker 1: I know the microphone is actually pretty good, Like I
Speaker 1: have definitely heard radio broadcasts with a lower quality than
Speaker 1: what I'm hearing out of space. And he's on a
Speaker 1: wireless microphone going back to mission control to be poured
Speaker 1: it over to wherever to talk to these kids.
Speaker 13: And imagine how annoying it would be if it were
Speaker 13: a wired microphone. They're floating around, but it's still stuck
Speaker 13: to stuff.
Speaker 3: As long as they sure logo is very much well.
Speaker 1: I mean, they're floating around here, they're answering questions, they
Speaker 1: are professional, they are awesome.
Speaker 20: Actually, tonight we're going to be pointed into deep space
Speaker 20: and we're going to turn out all the lights in
Speaker 20: the spacecraft for the first time on the mission. And
Speaker 20: if you give yourself about twenty or thirty minutes, we
Speaker 20: do this all the time on the International Space Station.
Speaker 20: Christina and I just have great fond memories of this.
Speaker 20: You'll start to see the stars, and if you give
Speaker 20: it enough time, you we'll see so many stars. It's
Speaker 20: hard to see the constellations because there are so many.
Speaker 1: Whys out there.
Speaker 20: And the coolest part of those stars is they do
Speaker 20: not twinkle at all. They are just perfect. They almost
Speaker 20: look just perfect pinpricks of light.
Speaker 1: It sounds like he's cursing. He's not minor drop outs
Speaker 1: here and there. I watched this second.
Speaker 3: I thought those stars were supposed to be named if
Speaker 3: you paid money.
Speaker 1: I see Christina with her hair floating up in the
Speaker 1: air right because they're in zero G here. I see
Speaker 1: these guys just kind of bopping around, and they they
Speaker 1: couldn't seem more calm, they really could. They could not
Speaker 1: seem more calm about what they're doing. And I think
Speaker 1: these are people who in their core are just built
Speaker 1: different than I am. This is what they love to do.
Speaker 1: They are like so excited to be doing this, and
Speaker 1: you can tell, like you could tell this is something
Speaker 1: that that thrills them. That's why this artimist tu mission
Speaker 1: is so cool. There was so much discussion at our
Speaker 1: easter about this. So many people were kind of brought together.
Speaker 1: And in past years there's been people who have brought
Speaker 1: up politics or something. They're like, again, please God, don't
Speaker 1: bring up this. Don't bring up politics.
Speaker 4: Oh somebody brought up COVID vaccines at my easter.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what is there something bringing that back into
Speaker 1: the headlines.
Speaker 4: I don't remember, you.
Speaker 1: Know, it was Jackson, that's the kyway.
Speaker 13: I don't know if part of the conversation was like
Speaker 13: asking if the boy is vaccinated.
Speaker 4: But you know, it spiraled from there.
Speaker 1: It's not great to do that, but it was really
Speaker 1: interesting to hear all the people agree and talk about
Speaker 1: the space program and there are still things that bring
Speaker 1: us together. Now, this is one of the reasons why
Speaker 1: I like talking about this because it triggers a very
Speaker 1: particular sect of you. And those people who I think
Speaker 1: who get triggered by the NASA talk are the very
Speaker 1: political people. You are the people who are the only
Speaker 1: thing you think about is politics, and anger just runs
Speaker 1: through your veins because you want to find the next
Speaker 1: thing to get angry about, and you're fired up on this,
Speaker 1: and then you can't deal with a story like this
Speaker 1: because it's just it's a nice story. It's a nice
Speaker 1: story about people accomplishing amazing things, and you don't care.
Speaker 1: A many years has it not like yeah, but you
Speaker 1: don't care about whether these people are Republicans or Democrats.
Speaker 1: These are Americans in a Canadian well mostly Americans, going
Speaker 1: along on what is just an absolutely mind blowingly cool thing.
Speaker 1: So it's kind of a red flag. Kind of a
Speaker 1: red flag when people get triggered by this, at least
Speaker 1: to me. But let us know what you think. Send
Speaker 1: a dispatch over at thenewsjunkie dot com. Okay, quick break,
Speaker 1: I've got a grab bag segment when we come back,
Speaker 1: a lot of different clips to get into, and a
Speaker 1: little more on the NASA front. I got some Savannah
Speaker 1: Guthrie updates that are very surprising to me, a bunch
Speaker 1: of random stuff. We'll get to it all. It's coming
Speaker 1: up next in the News Junkie reach out of the show.
Speaker 1: Go over to the news Junkie dot com, send your
Speaker 1: emails and all that good stuff. I'll get into some
Speaker 1: of that here in a moment. I guess Savannah Guthrie
Speaker 1: returned to the Today's Show, which has got to be
Speaker 1: so weird. I mean, I know they try to march
Speaker 1: her in like nothing was wrong, and they're like, here
Speaker 1: she is our friend, Savannah Guthrie.
Speaker 23: And.
Speaker 1: All she must be thinking about is like, well, my
Speaker 1: mom is definitely dead. Now so much time has passed.
Speaker 1: This stupid sheriff has screwed us all over. At any
Speaker 1: shot of like putting our family back together, and then
Speaker 1: they just they bring her out there. She is back
Speaker 1: on the Today's Show. Gotta go back to work eventually,
Speaker 1: the posters of her and her mom. Yeah, it's weird
Speaker 1: because you just have to You just have to jump in.
Speaker 1: If you're in a crazy position like her, you got
Speaker 1: to just jump in. Jump in because a while is
Speaker 1: going to pass and everybody's gonna go, I'm sorry, how
Speaker 1: are you doing? Like it's gonna be weird for a while.
Speaker 3: Now, Riddle me this, would you rather the outside shot
Speaker 3: that we just saw with the crowd and the signs,
Speaker 3: some of which had pictures of her and her missing.
Speaker 13: More of her missing mother on one of the signs
Speaker 13: is wild it's a choice or.
Speaker 3: In studio where it's like, Okay, we're going to talk
Speaker 3: about this for the next few segments and then we
Speaker 3: do the fun wacky stuff.
Speaker 1: They kind of did both a little bit because then
Speaker 1: they got her in there and she just went right
Speaker 1: to the news, professional broadcasting, doing what what she does
Speaker 1: and getting back.
Speaker 4: Into the swing of things.
Speaker 1: Good morning.
Speaker 4: These signs are so beautiful? Can you guys have been
Speaker 4: so beautiful? I received so many letters, so much.
Speaker 1: Kindness to she has the I think it's Jenna Bush.
Speaker 1: I believe who's next to her here in the coat,
Speaker 1: and she is very much like holding on to her
Speaker 1: hand and kind of guiding her around. Maybe she said like, look,
Speaker 1: I need somebody to lean on here a little bit.
Speaker 1: For the first day. Broadcasting already can be something where
Speaker 1: things distract you. I got a million distractions going on.
Speaker 1: You've heard me bitching about all this stuff. Sometimes it's
Speaker 1: hard to just stay on the path and continue to
Speaker 1: do a show that people will like focus on it
Speaker 1: and think about the content you're putting forward other than
Speaker 1: the other things going on in your mind. What I'm
Speaker 1: talking about is is a one on a scale where
Speaker 1: she's at a fourteen and it's a it's a lot,
Speaker 1: but she's she's out there doing her thing. And then,
Speaker 1: strangely enough, right after this, TMZ is like, well, hold on,
Speaker 1: we got another ransom. Now I will share a little
Speaker 1: bit of news with you.
Speaker 26: The person who has been incessantly contacting us, Okay, stop
Speaker 26: for a while, stop for a while. We got another
Speaker 26: letter today from this person and same days she came back.
Speaker 26: I know where her body is and who the kidnapper is.
Speaker 26: Give us, give me half a bitcoin and I'll tell you.
Speaker 1: Bro at this yeah, like at this point, like you're
Speaker 1: really just you're you're trying to go, well, let's capitalize
Speaker 1: on Savannah Guthrie being back this crazy person.
Speaker 4: They know this person doesn't know where her body is, yet.
Speaker 3: They're still saying to share it. You'll have enough resources
Speaker 3: and budget to figure out who the crazy person is,
Speaker 3: yet we're still going to share it.
Speaker 1: And the crazy thing is they were kind of winning
Speaker 1: over some people with targeting the politicians during the government shutdown,
Speaker 1: because people hate politicians, and they were kind of winning
Speaker 1: over some people by doing that, and this is right
Speaker 1: back to it, like that's gross.
Speaker 11: You know.
Speaker 1: Like if I strapped Harvey Levin down to a board
Speaker 1: and I put a couple bamboo shoots underneath his fingernails,
Speaker 1: and I hooked some electricity up to his body and
Speaker 1: started ratcheting it up a little bit, and I said,
Speaker 1: Harvey Levin, tell me, do you believe that this person
Speaker 1: has anything to do with Savannah Guthrie's mom's disappearance. I
Speaker 1: guarant to you, I bet everything that I have in
Speaker 1: that situation. He would go no, absolutely not, I know
Speaker 1: and no, like in his core, I know he does
Speaker 1: not believe this person has anything to do with this.
Speaker 1: I know that he doesn't believe that this person knows
Speaker 1: anything about where Savannah Guthrie's mom is. But yet they
Speaker 1: just do this crap over and even on the day
Speaker 1: when she comes back to work, which seems honestly pretty scummy.
Speaker 1: Just it does to me.
Speaker 4: I can't forget him that Carson dal is on that show.
Speaker 1: Yeah he is. Yeah, forget that he was just hanging
Speaker 1: out there with the rest of the crew. It's been
Speaker 1: so long since I've watched any of that stuff, honest
Speaker 1: to god. Yeah, I haven't tuned into any of the
Speaker 1: morning shows like Good Morning America, Today Show, what's the
Speaker 1: other one? This morning? CBS This Morning? I said, the
Speaker 1: View him, the View.
Speaker 4: Morning Joe.
Speaker 1: That's the ones. The broadcast ones are like they've been
Speaker 1: at each other's new throats for a very long time.
Speaker 1: And I guess they must kind of be in an
Speaker 1: odd position here because I don't really want to go
Speaker 1: after the Today Show for this. That would be a
Speaker 1: bad look, I think. But all right, lots of emails
Speaker 1: coming in. Let's see some emails about Stephen Colbert. Doesn't
Speaker 1: he have the top rated viewership for late night TV.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I don't know about the demos
Speaker 1: and stuff. I thought it was Jimmy Kimmel. But the
Speaker 1: point is none of them are doing very well. Jimmy Fallon,
Speaker 1: Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert. These shows used to bring in
Speaker 1: because there was much less competition and there was an
Speaker 1: appetite for these late night shows. They used to bring
Speaker 1: in eight, ten, twelve million people a night, and they're
Speaker 1: heyday much more than that. If you go back to
Speaker 1: like Johnny Carson seel and look up Johnny Carson average
Speaker 1: viewers or something like that. I mean, back in the day,
Speaker 1: there wasn't a lot of things for people to turn to,
Speaker 1: so a show like that just it dominated. And I say,
Speaker 1: you hear stories about Johnny Carson making comedians career, right,
Speaker 1: it's just one appearance. This says.
Speaker 13: As of early twenty twenty six, CBS, the Late Show
Speaker 13: with Stephen Colbert consistently maintains the highest overall viewership in
Speaker 13: the traditional eleven thirty five PM late night slot, averaging
Speaker 13: two point four to two point five million viewers.
Speaker 1: But Fox News maybe he is one in that slot.
Speaker 13: Then Gutfeld frequently dominates total viewership across all late night programming,
Speaker 13: including cable at ten PM.
Speaker 4: Often it's often exceeding three million viewers. Old gut Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: I've heard people say this, and if I bring this up, they'll.
Speaker 1: Go Gutfield's got a bigger audience, and all of them
Speaker 1: on Fox News. But I'm not going to lie to you.
Speaker 1: I just view that as fundamentally different. I think that's
Speaker 1: a different kind of program I think all of the
Speaker 1: programs are going to be more like Gutfield than they
Speaker 1: have for the last handful of years. They're all they're
Speaker 1: so political, they all have the same exact opinions on everything.
Speaker 1: It's unbelievable.
Speaker 13: Carson everage between ten and fifteen million nightly viewers. That
Speaker 13: has peaked, some estimates reaching seventeen million.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 13: See my final show in nineteen ninety two drew an
Speaker 13: estimated fifty to fifty five million viewers at that.
Speaker 1: Super Bowl levels, a viewership that they would get at
Speaker 1: that time. And I don't hold your emails. I understand
Speaker 1: there was less competition. Cable television wasn't quite as big
Speaker 1: at that point. It's pretty early and on that lots
Speaker 1: of different things.
Speaker 4: I get it.
Speaker 1: I get it. I think the biggest problem of all
Speaker 1: of this is that everybody who has one of these
Speaker 1: shows has the same exact, carbon copy opinion.
Speaker 4: And if you're a regular person wandering around.
Speaker 1: You know that that doesn't make any sense, like for
Speaker 1: everybody to just fall in line on the with the
Speaker 1: same opinions on stuff.
Speaker 4: I remember going to a I went to a political
Speaker 4: rally one time.
Speaker 1: This was when I was probably twenty Okay, I think
Speaker 1: I was about twenty years old, and I went to
Speaker 1: a political rally and I remember the person on stage
Speaker 1: starting to like riff through all of their things and
Speaker 1: here's how we feel about abortion, and here's how we
Speaker 1: feel about marijuana, and here's how we feel and everybody's
Speaker 1: like yeah, yeah, yeah, And I'm like, how could all
Speaker 1: of these people have the same exact opinions on all
Speaker 1: of these things. They're so wildly different all the topics
Speaker 1: that we're talking about, But when you get into this arena,
Speaker 1: everybody has the same opinion. And that is one billion
Speaker 1: percent true with Hollywood and entertainment, there's like the acceptable
Speaker 1: one opinion. I think that kind of killed everything a
Speaker 1: little bit, and I think overall, people just don't watch
Speaker 1: television live at night anymore. They watch stuff on demand
Speaker 1: whenever they want. They watch the programs they want to watch.
Speaker 1: They have things that they like to watch that make
Speaker 1: them laugh, that entertain them. They have YouTube channels that
Speaker 1: they probably enjoy like other people home.
Speaker 13: I used to watch as a younger person those shows
Speaker 13: live all the time, and I'll tell you what, as
Speaker 13: soon as they were over, it was Sville. I mean
Speaker 13: just the content that came on at like twelve thirty five.
Speaker 3: About cheeters and blind dates.
Speaker 4: Those are fun sometimes, but sometimes there was others.
Speaker 1: Hello, Cheaters was a legendary program.
Speaker 3: Some of that was that's when I was watching it
Speaker 3: at eight years old.
Speaker 1: Not supposed to be watching that as a kid. That was.
Speaker 1: That was one of those things where they're like, hey,
Speaker 1: this this program is absolute for adults. It's on so late,
Speaker 1: no kids could be watching. Yeah a lot of time.
Speaker 1: A lot of times they were all right, we'll be
Speaker 1: back in just a moment. When we come backward to
Speaker 1: the final dispatches, stories that didn't make the cut, and
Speaker 1: today learn to wrap everything up for a share the
Speaker 1: show Tuesday that is coming up next in the news, Chunky,
Speaker 1: I don't know how long I'm here for but I'm
Speaker 1: here for now and where we're at. Just so you know,
Speaker 1: if you're just tuning in, is I had a conversation,
Speaker 1: You're a pretty decent conversation, I guess with the suits
Speaker 1: at iHeart. This morning at nine pm, I had prepared
Speaker 1: stuff to do a show just in case I wasn't
Speaker 1: really I'm sorry to say, nine am, I had prepared
Speaker 1: stuff to do the show just in case I wasn't
Speaker 1: really planning on doing it. And then I was going
Speaker 1: to continue on with the strategy of just taking off
Speaker 1: all my vacation days. However, I still would have had
Speaker 1: to come back at some point because the amount of
Speaker 1: days that are left and the deal that's been struck
Speaker 1: at the moment is we're about fifty percent there. That's
Speaker 1: what they say. I don't know if we're quite fifty percent,
Speaker 1: but they say, look, look, here's what we're going to do.
Speaker 1: Let's put this on ice for a couple of weeks
Speaker 1: and come in and do the next two weeks, and
Speaker 1: then we'll have a big meeting that'll be sort of
Speaker 1: our final meeting, and we'll sort all this out. We
Speaker 1: don't have to drag this out any further. And I
Speaker 1: said Okay, I'll be a team player, at least to
Speaker 1: that extent.
Speaker 4: And so for the next two weeks, I'll put.
Speaker 1: My head down, get the shows done, have fun, and
Speaker 1: then we'll where it ends after that. But that way,
Speaker 1: it doesn't go to the finish line, or it's not
Speaker 1: a whole. Maybe it does.
Speaker 4: I have no idea, but I do know after that,
Speaker 4: I will take all the.
Speaker 1: Days that I have banked in a row and just
Speaker 1: get out here as fast as I can, because I
Speaker 1: want to get onto.
Speaker 9: The next thing.
Speaker 4: If I'm not doing this, and I mean to be clear,
Speaker 4: I will be doing the show.
Speaker 1: It's just about where I will be doing the show
Speaker 1: and how the show will look and all of those
Speaker 1: kind of things. And I don't know the answer to
Speaker 1: that question. If I could give you more information, I would,
Speaker 1: but I'm telling you what I know as of now.
Speaker 1: Right now, what we got to do is maybe the
Speaker 1: final dispatches. I think we got enough time for a couple,
Speaker 1: so he's on the final dispatches, but Sean will probably
Speaker 1: only play we Go, Have I played any I've played
Speaker 1: any at all? Oh, these are the first dispatches, first
Speaker 1: and final, Everybody First and Final Dispatches and here.
Speaker 4: Well, that's a long one.
Speaker 1: That is a long one. I can't and on time
Speaker 1: for that. I will instead do this. Here is.
Speaker 4: Somebody, Jay Ryan, with a dispatch about the Easter bunny.
Speaker 4: Hey junkies, Hey, hope you guys are having a great day,
Speaker 4: you too. I think the only thing that would make
Speaker 4: the Easter.
Speaker 9: Bunny clip better is that the Easter bunny was doing
Speaker 9: sign language, but as someone that sneaks into a speech
Speaker 9: who doesn't know sign language, and so he's just making
Speaker 9: all of these hand.
Speaker 4: Gestures having to do with Iran.
Speaker 1: Not only we like that.
Speaker 9: That would be the only thing that would make that
Speaker 9: clip better.
Speaker 1: They were pretty appic, ays is, But thank you Jay Ryan.
Speaker 1: It was a good time. Here's people talking about the
Speaker 1: Easter egg hunts, and I said, it seems like everybody
Speaker 1: just as the plastic eggs full of money.
Speaker 2: Now, hey junkies, Hey you so uh yeah, guys. I
Speaker 2: die of the eggs with my daughter, and that's how
Speaker 2: I was raised. We died the night before. And you know,
Speaker 2: then you go out and you hide them outside and
Speaker 2: you find all the eggs. You just try to make
Speaker 2: sure to account for all of the eggs in the
Speaker 2: crate that way. You know, you don't have a rotten
Speaker 2: egg out there and you're mowing the yard one day
Speaker 2: and that thing to.
Speaker 1: Spiders everywhere smell gross.
Speaker 4: But my daughter loved it. She loves finding the eggs.
Speaker 2: We did go to a big family event and it
Speaker 2: was all plastic eggs and some of them were filled
Speaker 2: with but money, which is something I never got to experience.
Speaker 1: That's the thing now. And I told you the little
Speaker 1: kids for the Easter what we were doing at Cordy's parents' house.
Speaker 4: One of them comes back and she was she's a
Speaker 4: great kid.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying anything against her, but she's like, oh,
Speaker 1: only got seventeen dollars, that's wild. And her mom goes, so.
Speaker 4: Only the only and she goes, yeah, they got they
Speaker 4: got thirty dollars.
Speaker 3: Do you get for tooth for the tooth under the pillow?
Speaker 1: I don't know, because it's so what the inflation is
Speaker 1: through her.
Speaker 3: One dollar if not quarters.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it might be changed at least. We always everything is.
Speaker 3: Like this, Well, he's an only child, and maybe it's
Speaker 3: not his fault, it's her parents fault having more than one.
Speaker 1: No, No, I blame him.
Speaker 4: I blame him, and I'm raising another terrorist only child.
Speaker 1: Uh point, he's going, he's going with Jackson.
Speaker 4: He uh well.
Speaker 13: We had planned on there being two other children at
Speaker 13: the the Easter egg hunt, but their parents made other plans.
Speaker 13: They had to go do a family thing, so we
Speaker 13: but we bought enough eggs for three kids, so Jackson
Speaker 13: just had all of them, all of them.
Speaker 1: But I would be worried about the egg.
Speaker 13: Outside going rotten because I just know that there's critters
Speaker 13: in my backyard.
Speaker 4: That thing would get eaten.
Speaker 1: You know what, you know, I'm a little jealous of Jackson.
Speaker 1: Is the greatest secret weapon when somebody that you know,
Speaker 1: like let's say Amy Kaufel has a birthday, and like,
Speaker 1: it's unfair, it's unfair that you get to pull out
Speaker 1: that secret weapon and you go, Jackson, all right, here's
Speaker 1: what I want you to do. Just say happy birthday,
Speaker 1: Amy Kawfell, and then jacksonol, happy birthday, Happy birthday Amy.
Speaker 4: Gobbwell and is adorable.
Speaker 1: And then like we could have said at that moment,
Speaker 1: I could have set a wall of text. Amy Coffel,
Speaker 1: It's been so good to work with you over the years.
Speaker 1: You're such a profession I did have done a whole thing,
Speaker 1: and then Jackson will go happy birthday and be golf
Speaker 1: out and she'd go, oh my god.
Speaker 4: I love Jackson exactly what she said, Exactly what she said.
Speaker 13: Her reply, Oh my goodness, Jackson, I love him.
Speaker 4: Thank you. It's like you didn't even text.
Speaker 1: It's like.
Speaker 6: Just right by me.
Speaker 1: Ah that the thing you just said was so much
Speaker 1: more adorable than the other thing. I like.
Speaker 27: I took my phone over to Ash, I go look
Speaker 27: at this. When no one owned him, I absolutely owned it.
Speaker 27: All right, Let's get the hell out of here. Hold on, stories,
Speaker 27: did you make the cause there anything o the tease
Speaker 27: that we didn't do? I think we hit pretty much
Speaker 27: everything that we needed to there. But yeah, that'll that'll
Speaker 27: do it for today. Let's get out of here. Let's
Speaker 27: do today.
Speaker 1: I learned the following information may make you feel smarter,
Speaker 1: but will not actually increase your IQ, So don't get cocky.
Speaker 6: It's what we call.
Speaker 1: It is today learn for a Tuesday, April seventh, twenty
Speaker 1: twenty six, four seven Day by the way, on four
Speaker 1: oh seven day Worth mentioning that the rapper offset I
Speaker 1: guess was shot at the hard Rock Casino and in Hollywood, Florida.
Speaker 3: Please wait until you see his first picture since being shot.
Speaker 4: Boy is where did she snuck out of the hospital
Speaker 4: to smoke?
Speaker 1: Is that his gown? Is he smoking weed on the
Speaker 1: gown there? Oh? My god?
Speaker 25: He is?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 23: God?
Speaker 4: All right, Well, he likes he likes his marijuana.
Speaker 3: I guess I learned for a Tuesday, the oldest lot of.
Speaker 1: A lot of stoners out there.
Speaker 4: Today learned for a Tuesday. April seven, twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1: Today learned this band right here, band or song name,
Speaker 1: will be fine, and you gotta grito that's right, and
Speaker 1: I gotta da beata. I had to get this short
Speaker 1: version because the long version's quite long, folks, Just so
Speaker 1: you know, it's I think seventeen minutes longer.
Speaker 4: It's quite a long song.
Speaker 1: The Annagottadavida song was recorded on a whim during a
Speaker 1: soundtrack check when the singer was drunken high and was
Speaker 1: slurring his words. This song ended up lasting seventeen minutes
Speaker 1: and it was decided good to go in one take.
Speaker 1: They kept it that way worked out for the band,
Speaker 1: I guess. And finally today learned this guy right here.
Speaker 4: Bruce Springsteen.
Speaker 1: That's right, bru Springsteen. His mother would rent him guitars
Speaker 1: for six dollars a week in nineteen fifty seven. Springsteen
Speaker 1: bought his first guitar as a teenager in nineteen sixty.
Speaker 4: Four for eighteen dollars.
Speaker 1: Later on, his mother would take out a loan to
Speaker 1: buy him a sixty dollars guitar.
Speaker 4: Now he's got plenty of them. I think doing pretty
Speaker 4: good and still counts.
Speaker 1: Jack Bradshaw on his birthday Bday, big fan of old
Speaker 1: Bruce Springsteen.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much, Frank and I with us. We
Speaker 4: do appreciate it.
Speaker 1: We're back tomorrow, same time, the same place. Misiting of
Speaker 1: the show. Get the podcast over at the Newsjunkie dot com.
Speaker 1: We'll see you next time. Everybody the things out you
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 4: I can take you.
Speaker 11: Huh o.
Speaker 7: My funer