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Speaker 1: This portion of the Joe Show podcast is powered by

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Speaker 1: Fair and Farah, Tampa accident Attorneys. I think we do

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Speaker 1: a little bit of crime right now Joshow's live on

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Speaker 1: ninety three three f l Z Crime Talk. We can

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Speaker 1: either do a story. Actually, we've done this a billion times.

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Speaker 1: We'll do this one later. What I want to do

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Speaker 1: right now is an Ashley moment. You had asked a

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Speaker 1: question yesterday and you're like, can we do this tomorrow?

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Speaker 1: Would be so much fun. Do you know what I'm

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Speaker 1: talking about? No, if we were to commit a crime,

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, all right, so talk us through that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So I want to know if members from the Joshow

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Speaker 3: were to commit a crime, what would it be. So

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Speaker 3: what would each member go to jail for. I want

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Speaker 3: listeners to call in or text in and let us

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Speaker 3: know why we would go to jail. I know why

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Speaker 3: Katie would go to jail, Like she was the first

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Speaker 3: one I thought, I was she going she getting locked up?

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Speaker 1: She should we say it at the same time. Let's

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Speaker 1: go three two one, don't kidnapping?

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, that's good.

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Speaker 3: I imagine Katie walking in a nice neighborhood. She sees

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Speaker 3: a cute puppy by the fence, just hanging out and

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Speaker 3: she's just looking around the neighborhood and she wants it.

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Speaker 4: It's not like she's just a bad person. She's just like,

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Speaker 4: I love this dog.

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Speaker 1: I have to have this dog. Or how about like

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Speaker 1: an abused dog that batman the dog coming with me?

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Speaker 1: You do one of those? Yeah, you can see that.

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Speaker 1: What do you think public masturbation?

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Speaker 3: I was thinking about yo something with you like have

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Speaker 3: been naked in public?

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Speaker 2: For sure?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Be naked in public? Sure? But public?

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Speaker 4: Master?

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Speaker 2: Actually I don't master be don't. Maybe that's a topic

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Speaker 2: for the podcast, but I'm not. I really don't. Or

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Speaker 2: can I tell you what I think would be Actually,

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Speaker 2: Ashley would be petty. Theft would be like something stupid.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, cap what what the hell are you doing taking

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Speaker 3: free and freaking sprite from the gas station?

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Speaker 1: You're a spokesperson for Chipotle. Isn't illegal to take the

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Speaker 1: hot sauce? It is?

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Speaker 2: It is?

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Speaker 1: It's gotta be because it's Yeah, do you what do

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Speaker 1: you think like Chipotle is just continually I think they

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Speaker 1: have some crazy deal with Tabasco or something like.

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Speaker 3: I think that they not that they have their waiting

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Speaker 3: for people to you know, borrow.

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Speaker 4: She would get arrested for that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Joe would get arrested for sneaking into Disney.

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Speaker 3: I was going to say, impersonating a Disney cast Yeah.

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Speaker 1: With that? Yeah, right, Can I be honest? I mean

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Speaker 1: obviously I've never done that. I would never commit any

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Speaker 1: because also we have a great partnership at all Disney

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Speaker 1: World and also Universal Studios, Bush Gardens, like all these

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Speaker 1: theme parks do a lot for us to help you know,

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Speaker 1: you guys out, so we love them. So I've never

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Speaker 1: like done it, I promise, but I do. When I

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Speaker 1: see the young and annual pass holder I met Disney

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Speaker 1: a lot. When I see the cast members only doors,

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Speaker 1: I just want to take a peek. Speaking of I

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Speaker 1: have touched that sign. I just want to look. That's it,

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Speaker 1: A little peak, just a peak. I got friends and

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Speaker 1: family who work there.

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Speaker 4: You definitely would go to jail for that. Yeah, I

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Speaker 4: love to take a peak and listen.

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Speaker 1: I think that it's okay to admit that you have

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Speaker 1: these urges. Yeah, and I got an urge to just

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Speaker 1: take a peek and see what cast members only at Disney.

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Speaker 1: It looks like now on Earth. Who wouldn't I have

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Speaker 1: family that works for Disney, and they filled me in.

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Speaker 1: It looks like just the like the background of anything,

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Speaker 1: so you have to.

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Speaker 4: See it for yourself.

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Speaker 3: I know I didn't want to see it once, and

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Speaker 3: you're willing to risk it all.

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Speaker 1: But I do want to make that very clear because

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Speaker 1: we do have something huge coming up with Disney. I

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Speaker 1: obviously would absolutely never do anything like that, but man,

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Speaker 1: do I get that that urge Ashley wants to know

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Speaker 1: if we were to commit a crime, what would we

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Speaker 1: be arrested for?

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Speaker 4: Alena?

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Speaker 1: Yes, that's me.

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Speaker 4: How beautiful? How you doing good?

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Speaker 1: Are you?

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Speaker 4: I get to talk to you so that it's fantastic, Alena,

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Speaker 4: okay O pick someone, pick someone on the show, and

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Speaker 4: what crime did they commit? I'm thinking Joe is definitely

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Speaker 4: robbing a bank. Really okay.

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Speaker 1: I love that you said that, because I think I

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Speaker 1: could pull it off.

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Speaker 4: Definitely got the demon.

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Speaker 1: I watch some documentaries and I go, I think I

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Speaker 1: know what they did wrong, and I think.

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Speaker 4: I could have done that. Robin the bank is tough

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Speaker 4: now to get away with it.

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Speaker 1: If this was like thirty years ago, I genuinely believe

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Speaker 1: I'd get away with it.

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Speaker 4: I do even now. But now it's tough.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if anyone can get technology.

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Speaker 1: But you ever seen those ultra realistic masks that people wear, now, yes,

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Speaker 1: those are so scary.

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Speaker 4: Why not wear one of those?

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Speaker 1: You don't wear one of Jed and publicly touched myself because

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Speaker 1: it's getting arrested for. I'm just kidding, obviously, I say

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Speaker 1: that to push his buttons. Jed, what did you say

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Speaker 1: in my ear? He said something. What did you say?

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Speaker 2: Well, I was saying with the whole entire face mask

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Speaker 2: thing like the realistic ones. I don't maybe it's me

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Speaker 2: watching too much FBI crap, but that they can tell

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Speaker 2: based off of your eyes, in the shape of your eyes.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't need a nighter on the mask, so well

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Speaker 2: you should do it.

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Speaker 4: They'd be looking for an Asian man. They would never

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Speaker 4: find you.

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Speaker 1: Ala, I love you so much, Thank you for calling

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Speaker 1: in and also believing in me.

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Speaker 4: With robbing a bank, I love you guys, bye. Way

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Speaker 4: that I could get away with it thirty years ago.

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Speaker 1: Another one would be like a knives out scenario where

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Speaker 1: I create this whole like, hey, we need to catch

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Speaker 1: a murderer type of thing, and then at the end

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Speaker 1: you realize I'm the one who murdered.

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Speaker 4: Yeah you would, yeah yeah, you couldn't.

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Speaker 2: Bust a fruit and fruit fight.

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Speaker 4: What do you mean?

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Speaker 1: And you can't complete a sentence. I'm just pushing you,

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Speaker 1: but you're pushing mine. Hey, a little push Bush Bud

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Speaker 1: and I could bust a fruit fly.

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Speaker 2: So there.

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