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<v Speaker 1>For last month. We are number one.

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<v Speaker 2>We just grabbed every key Democrat super duper. That's nice

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<v Speaker 2>fight a gono gay. Yes, boy, that is good news.

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<v Speaker 2>It is the sixth day of August twenty twenty sixth.

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning, everybody. Welcome to the Power Trip Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 2>My name is Chris Hockey. It's Thursday morning. I'm sorry

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<v Speaker 2>to say no Tommy, no Benny today, but Marti gallarda

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<v Speaker 2>was gonna come in and join us. So that's cool.

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<v Speaker 2>Thatt'ta be fun a little switching things up on a Thursday,

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<v Speaker 2>So lots to get to. Let's get her started with

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<v Speaker 2>some comedy from Jeff R. Curry our Trip Morning Show

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<v Speaker 2>on the Thursday morning. Come on in. I am glad

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<v Speaker 2>you are here.

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<v Speaker 3>Who's a toy? I don't if you remember? It came

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<v Speaker 3>out in the year two thousand. It was called big

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<v Speaker 3>Mouth Billy Bass. Do you guys remember, dude? Oh wait,

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<v Speaker 3>let me explain.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me explain this. It was this amatronic fish you

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<v Speaker 2>put on the wall. And what happened is if you

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<v Speaker 2>press the button or you walk past it.

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<v Speaker 1>It would activate it.

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<v Speaker 3>The tail would start wagging on a fish, and then

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<v Speaker 3>music would start playing. And then during the chorus of

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<v Speaker 3>the song, he would look at you, and then he

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<v Speaker 3>went back to pean of fish and I remember when

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<v Speaker 3>the batteries started to die on Big Mouth Billy Bass.

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<v Speaker 2>The only dropping quality before.

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<v Speaker 3>Completely died is when he went to go sing the

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<v Speaker 3>chorus of the song.

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<v Speaker 2>His speech would flow brown.

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<v Speaker 3>The first song was take Me to the River, and

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<v Speaker 3>this is exactly how it sounded when the bads were dying.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to know, can you help me? Halogok me

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<v Speaker 2>it sure? Real far.

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<v Speaker 1>What I know that? Ah?

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<v Speaker 2>That's right, that's right.

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<v Speaker 4>Ah, that's fine, that's right, that's fine.

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<v Speaker 5>Fat you here the distance ungle this.

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<v Speaker 1>Tag can Cursday, August sixth, twenty twenty six.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the Power Trip Morning Show on Corey Cove.

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<v Speaker 1>That's Chris Hockey, There's Meat Sauce, Paul Lambert, There's Zach

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<v Speaker 1>Halverson and Max Buller. You guys are not in Canton.

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<v Speaker 1>You're here, correct?

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<v Speaker 2>You say what was part?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Ken? Yet you guys feel like you got a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit of foam all right now? You feel like you're

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<v Speaker 1>you're missing out on let's expected to be one of

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<v Speaker 1>the best football games of all time. I mean it's football,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I mean I'm excited.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, there's lots going on in the world,

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<v Speaker 2>but there's football happening, so that's good. You know. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we made it to today.

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<v Speaker 1>Gonna gamble on it. I mean, I mean no, probably not.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean we I don't know.

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<v Speaker 6>We feel we have a strong opinion on both teams.

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<v Speaker 2>Go on.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, like Kenny Pickett, he's very good can yeah

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<v Speaker 1>he can? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>And well the other quarterback for the other team, the

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<v Speaker 6>guy that was drafted he can play really well. We're

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<v Speaker 6>just gonna enjoy the festival.

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<v Speaker 2>Please let us just enjoy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we don't want money to get in the way

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<v Speaker 1>of our joy. Wait a ticket stand? But next year

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<v Speaker 1>he might go. Next year, I mean, hot might go

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<v Speaker 1>next year. We're going, didn't you go?

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<v Speaker 2>If I'm still alive, I'll go next year. Oh, I

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<v Speaker 2>mean it's how it goes, right. You can't you can't

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<v Speaker 2>start counting chickens.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, if we're there, I'll go. Yeah, you're a chicken counter.

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<v Speaker 2>Why are you counting chickens, dude, I'm going.

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<v Speaker 1>To count six the six finger canney at combo no

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<v Speaker 1>slackstra toast.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you got a problem.

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<v Speaker 1>That sounds real good.

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<v Speaker 2>I know you got a real problem.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I have a lot of problems. My chicken finger

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<v Speaker 1>addiction I don't think is one of them. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think so. No where else do I get protein from.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'll tell you not that fine, it's fine. That's

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<v Speaker 2>my source of proachin you know, hurts your wrist though.

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<v Speaker 2>You just gotta be careful.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, you're right, well said listen man.

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<v Speaker 2>You just make it day to day. Yeah, it's all right.

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<v Speaker 6>But we made it to u NFL Hall of Fame game.

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<v Speaker 2>There you go. It's football season.

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<v Speaker 1>We made it, and we made it. The torch has

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<v Speaker 1>been passed from the World Series of Poker to preseason football.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't realize they were trying to pass it to

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<v Speaker 2>make they were trying to set me on fire.

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<v Speaker 1>How did that go? It was awesome. Did you watch

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<v Speaker 1>the whole thing?

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<v Speaker 2>Sure?

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<v Speaker 1>It was actually pretty fast. It was seventeen hands.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a lot of hands, man. What is it like

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<v Speaker 2>the the Buddha guy? That's all right? Like the I

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<v Speaker 2>know where you're talking, like Vishnu or whatever. That's it?

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<v Speaker 1>What was that pose?

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<v Speaker 2>The pictures like a lot more hands than arms. But

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<v Speaker 2>the two of them are up here. I also look

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<v Speaker 2>like the tooth dragon from you also look like you're

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<v Speaker 2>about to talk dance. Yeah, technically I am.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I'm a little teapot.

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<v Speaker 2>I realized the other day nothing that when I crossed

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<v Speaker 2>my legs, I'm very effeminate. Wasn't that most dudes, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know, I know, do you do.

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<v Speaker 1>The full cross or do you I do the thing

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<v Speaker 1>all the time where it's you do the cross, but

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<v Speaker 1>like all like this where it's all the way out

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<v Speaker 1>where it's like the ninety degree angle and then your

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<v Speaker 1>so your one foot ends up on the opposite knee.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like you know, a meeting.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, leg cross, Like you have an idea and you

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<v Speaker 1>want to pitch something. I don't do the full like

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<v Speaker 1>I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't do the full.

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<v Speaker 1>You know when otherwise you're starting to pinch some stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Man. Well see that's the thing I'm going to show you, guys.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to make sure I'm doing it correctly, because

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<v Speaker 2>I saw myself in the mire the other day when

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<v Speaker 2>I was in my therapist office try and stay alive,

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<v Speaker 2>and I realized I was sitting like this.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's a little wait hold on, let me see.

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<v Speaker 1>So a real tight leg cross, were you your hands

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<v Speaker 1>like that.

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<v Speaker 7>Were you sitting up like that like your back? Oh, by,

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<v Speaker 7>because Parker does that. Parker sits like that. I don't

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<v Speaker 7>know how he does it.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's amazing because I know it doesn't look like it.

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<v Speaker 2>But I do have male genitals. Yeah, what a male genitals?

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<v Speaker 2>And thank you? And they are as I'm sitting here

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<v Speaker 2>like this, Corey, I know you're wondering where are his

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<v Speaker 2>his genitals? They're down in there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they get moshed in between and under probably you're

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<v Speaker 1>getting pinched.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're getting pinched. And maybe I like the pinch.

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<v Speaker 2>I have no idea. Maybe I feel I deserved the pinch.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. It's a pinch. Like the guy in

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<v Speaker 2>in Ocean's eleven.

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<v Speaker 1>Used Basher Basher Don Cheetle.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, great actor. He's a great actor anyway.

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<v Speaker 7>So yeah, I got bullied in seventh grade and made

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<v Speaker 7>fun of.

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<v Speaker 2>For crossing in seventh grade.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, like, well it was crossing my legs like Corey

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<v Speaker 7>was sitting like with the the foot on the other

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<v Speaker 7>knee on the other knee, and they for some reason

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<v Speaker 7>thought that was gay.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like they were way off.

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<v Speaker 7>If they bought the Calshie stock at that time, they

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<v Speaker 7>would have be filthy rich right now, But I didn't

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<v Speaker 7>think that was an indicator of my sexuality.

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<v Speaker 1>Reason right, track right, Yeah, well you just mentioned Ocean

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<v Speaker 1>Oceans eleven. Yeah, how about Matt Damon Odysseus, Yeah, Brad

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<v Speaker 1>pitt Achilles and uh George Clooney, you know, brother, we're

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<v Speaker 1>out though, essentially is Odysseus.

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<v Speaker 2>Great point.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, gotta make good points. Why doesn't anybody.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen to me? I don't know, man, You do make

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<v Speaker 2>good points.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks, Bernie mac Zeus same, yeah, yeah, for sure.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, hmmm, interesting, think about it.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I want to watch Ocean's eleven, me too. Keep

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<v Speaker 1>that Vegas? Oh? Have I given you guys a Vegas

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<v Speaker 1>construction update this week?

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<v Speaker 2>Now? You you let the ball fall? Yeah? Man? Cross

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<v Speaker 2>my legs? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>What'd your therapist say about the leg crossing? Like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't have time today to deal with that. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>talk about that some other time.

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<v Speaker 2>But what's really going on?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>He one? Things really going on? Yeah, okay, okay, but

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<v Speaker 2>let's look at you. What's really Let's go back to

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<v Speaker 2>seventh grade. You're sitting beside Zach.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you say there's a mirror in your therapist's office

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<v Speaker 1>while I saw myself in the reflection. Oh okay, got it.

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say, I don't know. There's something intimidating

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<v Speaker 1>about somebody in therapy looking at them so truly looking

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<v Speaker 1>at themselves. Okay, okay, so you just your therapist is

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<v Speaker 1>the lady at massage envy. I'm trying to get happy.

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<v Speaker 2>Wink wink. Yeah, I wonder if this would end happily.

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<v Speaker 2>Shower head, you don't get this bit, No, I do.

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<v Speaker 2>That's member.

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<v Speaker 6>When he went and got his member, his balls knocked

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<v Speaker 6>around by the shower head, right right.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, I'm sorry, that would be that would be a

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<v Speaker 1>little too on the on the nose.

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<v Speaker 2>Right to have a mirror and a therapy office is

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<v Speaker 2>going like.

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<v Speaker 1>You need to take a good look at yourself, literally,

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<v Speaker 1>not just metaphorically, look at yourself. What are you doing

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<v Speaker 1>with your life?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm daintily crossing my legs. We'll start there. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>let's work backwards.

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<v Speaker 2>I will say this. I could not cross my legs

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<v Speaker 2>like this, uh, one hundred pounds ago, but now I can't. There.

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<v Speaker 1>You go, good for you. Maybe it's you know, it's

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<v Speaker 1>nice and comfort. Now it's not.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, I like to like to hurt myself.

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<v Speaker 8>Well, you look, you look nice, my nuts, crossing legs,

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<v Speaker 8>Johnny Cash is Johnny Cash is on sauces list of

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<v Speaker 8>things that you hate her.

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<v Speaker 1>I think is massively overrated, right, yes, Johnny Cash.

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<v Speaker 2>That's crazy because I would think that you were you

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<v Speaker 2>were a Johnny Cash man.

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<v Speaker 6>No, I don't really like it. The hurt songs outstanding,

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<v Speaker 6>the rest of it kind of overrated.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't like boy called Sue?

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<v Speaker 1>No, you don't like Ring a Fire live from Fullsome

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<v Speaker 1>Blues or whatever. Yeah, Paul some Prison is awesome. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Johnny Cash.

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<v Speaker 2>It's cool, man, deal with it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's not for me, which is fine. It is fine. Absolutely.

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<v Speaker 1>My life's gonna be the same way that you like

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<v Speaker 1>Johnny Cash or not.

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<v Speaker 2>Mine's changed.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because you're crossing your legs like a boy named Sue. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's fine. Don't curse out for Zach. Yeah, they don't

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<v Speaker 1>crush your balls.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, man, that's always a good way to start today.

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<v Speaker 2>What if I want to? Yeah, I guess your choice.

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<v Speaker 2>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>Tommy normally on a Thursday would kick down the door

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<v Speaker 1>right now. And that's what I do every morning. I

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<v Speaker 1>take six shots of espresso and then crush my balls.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was an old bitch first.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he scared you that. I think it was last week.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know, speaking of I almost said speaking old

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<v Speaker 2>some bitches, But that's that's not the way I wanted

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<v Speaker 2>to start to sentence. I'm gonna rewind that. Guess who

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<v Speaker 2>I saw yesterday connected to the fan kind of Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean but but not not yes, but like.

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<v Speaker 1>He never worked here but fan adjacent.

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<v Speaker 2>But he was on this this station a lot because

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<v Speaker 2>we're the home of the Vikings.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, hang on, Pete Bursch, No, he's still on this station,

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<v Speaker 1>and I hope you is.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know something Pete don't know?

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<v Speaker 1>No, Uh, hang on, Jimmy Klein Saucer. Is it a

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<v Speaker 1>former Viking or just a former Viking?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, he is certainly a part of the Minnesota Vikings,

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<v Speaker 2>but he wasn't a player.

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<v Speaker 1>You're very close, uh, Childress Sam.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, So Brad's children sent about a half hour talking

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<v Speaker 2>to him yesterday at Vikings practice. Oh really yeah, man,

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<v Speaker 2>he's well, he's doing great, and uh we talked for

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<v Speaker 2>a long time. We had a really really fun conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>It was it was uh, myself and him and uh

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<v Speaker 2>his son in law, and his son in law is

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<v Speaker 2>a big fan of the show, and so we talked

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<v Speaker 2>to him about the Initials game for a long time and.

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<v Speaker 1>Does Brad want to play it on a future Friday.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you that would be sick. He he's interested.

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<v Speaker 2>He is, he had He was like, I'm gonna he goes,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna be honest with you. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 2>you're talking about. That sounds like fun, love it, That's

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<v Speaker 2>what he said. It was really crazy, be awesome. We

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<v Speaker 2>talked for a long time. It was really really fun.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't you know. After he was let go as coach,

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<v Speaker 2>I was with him at a charity event one time

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<v Speaker 2>and it was like, you know, the pressure was off

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<v Speaker 2>and he was just him, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>And we talked for a long time and I was like, oh, okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>when he's not doesn't have the weight to the world

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<v Speaker 2>on his shoulders, just like anybody. I guess maybe he's

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<v Speaker 2>just a normal dude. And then yesterday we talked for

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<v Speaker 2>a long time at practice and watched everything that was

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<v Speaker 2>going on, and he told me some fun things about

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<v Speaker 2>Tyreek Hill and the first time he ever saw him

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<v Speaker 2>run and there was a Viking that that kind of

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<v Speaker 2>had a similar thing going on in practice. Yestay. I'll

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<v Speaker 2>tell you more about that later, but it was just

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<v Speaker 2>just fun. And then Tom West walked over and he goes,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what you would be good at and he

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<v Speaker 2>pointed at Childres. So he goes the Initials game.

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<v Speaker 1>I love Tom West.

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<v Speaker 2>And then he just walked away.

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<v Speaker 1>He didn't want to talk to anyone. You know how

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<v Speaker 1>much I would pay Tom West to do that in

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<v Speaker 1>front of Abbott.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Just walk up to Randos and go, hey, uh, Chillie,

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<v Speaker 1>good to see you, buddy. It's been a minute. Everything good, cool? Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what you should do? Play Initials at eight

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen on a Friday, basically.

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<v Speaker 2>In front of just described as exactly what happened. And

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't have to pay him standing right beside.

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<v Speaker 1>Fantastic. Yeah, no, my day. So I just got to

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<v Speaker 1>watch the main event, the World Tiers of Poker wrap up, right,

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<v Speaker 1>and Tom West and everybody down at the Vikings is

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<v Speaker 1>basically saying, hey, this is a waste of time here

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<v Speaker 1>this football stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's talk about Initials. That really wasn't what they said oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's just talk initials, right, Yeah, it wasn't. Hey, you

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<v Speaker 1>should jump on the power Trip Monday through Thursday because

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<v Speaker 1>you know what you should do.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right. Yeah, now that you're right, that part is right?

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<v Speaker 1>God yeah yeah man. Anybody did anybody record Chad's face

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<v Speaker 1>when that interaction took place?

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<v Speaker 2>Probably? Yeah he was the US government, Yeah, oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>for sure, because they're watching him, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, he's been on the list. He gets randomly

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<v Speaker 1>screened at every yearport he goes through, sometimes at like

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<v Speaker 1>random Burger Kings. You can screened everywhere he goes.

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<v Speaker 2>They're right to do it. He walks like Frankenstein.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah he does. His therapist says.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a reason his nuts are too big.

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<v Speaker 1>He's holding something back. His balls are crushed.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, his legs might never uncross it. Yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh man.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, so Chili's super cool man. Yeah, that's awesome fun.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I ever met him, right, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>obviously we were around him once in a while, like

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<v Speaker 1>from a distance. Great song.

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<v Speaker 2>It's weird. You know a lot of times they're playing like, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>get that over here stuff, you know, music wise, like

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<v Speaker 2>on the big speakers. Yeah sure, but when shouldress walked

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<v Speaker 2>up over to me, Get that Hole over songs?

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<v Speaker 1>That was is Patrick Swayzey impression?

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<v Speaker 2>Again, I don't know the songs, man, but normally they're

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<v Speaker 2>playing modern hip hop, you know. And then as Brad

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<v Speaker 2>walked over to me, I heard does and maybe it

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't playing on the speakers. Maybe it's only in my heart. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we definitely loves get that Hole.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah, he used to.

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<v Speaker 2>He's your copy wrote it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so do you love from a distance enough to

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<v Speaker 1>pay the five thousand dollars fee so we can play it? No,

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<v Speaker 1>but I love that song. How many times have you

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<v Speaker 1>listened to mister Vain this week?

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<v Speaker 2>Just the once?

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<v Speaker 1>Ten?

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<v Speaker 2>Come on?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I listened to it a couple times yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>No kidding. I tell you guys something. I gotta stop

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<v Speaker 2>listening to mister Vane because he's getting me in trouble. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he's got bad ideas. You're crushing in therapist. I'm punishing

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<v Speaker 2>him trouble. You're trying to make him as small as possible.

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<v Speaker 2>He's got to learn his lesson.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh buddy, mister Vane is undefeated against you.

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<v Speaker 2>By it's sort of a bitch. It's not about gambling.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm in trouble.

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<v Speaker 1>Williams Wallachs Later, Right, that's what time?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that?

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<v Speaker 1>Seven to fifteen eight eight eight on the dot the

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<v Speaker 1>dot on a dot on the dot.

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<v Speaker 2>See big news on that too, Is that right?

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<v Speaker 1>Marnie Gellner Later, I got team codes. Later, if you

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<v Speaker 1>guys want to play that? Yeah, you said it sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like you have some kind of speed demon. You want

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about it Viking's training camp.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna tell you.

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<v Speaker 1>If it's not Claiborne, I'm curious who it is. But

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<v Speaker 1>even if it is Claiborne, I can't wait to hear well,

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<v Speaker 1>that's legit.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna say this, after what I saw yesterday,

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<v Speaker 2>it's gonna be hard for Quasy to ever say they

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<v Speaker 2>shouldn't have let me go wow, because I saw a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of rookies playing really well yesterday. A lot of

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<v Speaker 2>rookies playing really really well.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep. You know what a victory lab for presents if

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<v Speaker 1>it works out that.

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<v Speaker 2>Way, legs like I do.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, But at one point in his therapist's office, he's

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<v Speaker 1>just gonna smoke a cigar and stare at himself and go,

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<v Speaker 1>I nailed it. He's gonna start being the babe I

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<v Speaker 1>don't need.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, maybe Coy is the patient. I the mountain.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, get that hole over here with the power to

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning show.

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<v Speaker 2>Right after this on the fan your helmet.

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<v Speaker 6>And gutter helmet, heman dot com never clean your gutters.

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<v Speaker 2>Again, shocking time to lose a whole strut.

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<v Speaker 7>Comedy is not your thing, But I do know that

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<v Speaker 7>Rock Auto has what I need.

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<v Speaker 2>Overs. Welcome back, Thank you guys. I'll pumped up for

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<v Speaker 2>the left overs? Your favorite segment.

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<v Speaker 1>What is it?

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<v Speaker 2>It's called the left I thought this was order up? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>dang it, you should play that. You like? You like this?

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<v Speaker 2>I do you like that? Can we do the leftovers?

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<v Speaker 2>But order? Yeah? You could just open the order up?

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<v Speaker 6>Sure?

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<v Speaker 2>Sure, I can't feel like I mean, yeah, it's I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care. We're ordering up some leftovers. We make

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<v Speaker 2>the rules in this joint. Sure, okay, let me see

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<v Speaker 2>what's up? I told you about that. Oh this is

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<v Speaker 2>a weird story. Maybe you guys know more about this.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to understand it. But then I didn't care.

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<v Speaker 2>The writer producer is expanding his one hundred and five

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<v Speaker 2>million dollar lawsuit against Netflix over the theft of an

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<v Speaker 2>unreleased Nicholas Cage movie. Have you heard about this? No?

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<v Speaker 2>Simon Afram filed an amended complaint in federal court in

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<v Speaker 2>Los Angeles and added a defamation claim after Netflix allegedly

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<v Speaker 2>accused his lawyers of trying to extort the company. The

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<v Speaker 2>original lawsuit claims Netflix lost an unencrypted master copy of

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<v Speaker 2>the forty five million dollar World War Two spy thriller

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<v Speaker 2>Fortitude when hard drives were stolen from its Los Angeles offices.

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<v Speaker 2>So apparently they made a movie was with Nicholas Cage

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<v Speaker 2>called Fortitude, and then somebody somehow stole it from Netflix

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<v Speaker 2>and now it's gone one and this guy is suing

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<v Speaker 2>Netflix because.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, did you say the script or the actual film?

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<v Speaker 2>They actually made the movie?

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<v Speaker 1>Apparently, I have so many questions about there's only one

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<v Speaker 1>copy of the movie. This isn't film anymore. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what now, this isn't the sports.

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<v Speaker 2>But they watched the movie, was like, let's just put

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<v Speaker 2>this over here and hit the old delete button.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well it wasn't. Somebody remind me what's the story

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<v Speaker 1>again with toy story where.

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<v Speaker 2>It was almost deleted Toys Come to Life? No, no,

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<v Speaker 2>not the.

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<v Speaker 1>Plot Woody and Andy and exactly probably know this, what's

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<v Speaker 1>the bit where it was almost deleted? Yeah, so there was.

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<v Speaker 7>Basically somebody was in writing code or something in the

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<v Speaker 7>background and accidentally screwed up like that. It made a

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<v Speaker 7>typo that started basically deleting much of Toy Story too,

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<v Speaker 7>and pretty pretty basically was a somebody was one of

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<v Speaker 7>the animators had a baby, and so she was working

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<v Speaker 7>from home and at the time it was you know,

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<v Speaker 7>like we have all of our stuff online at the time,

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<v Speaker 7>they just had to make basically entire copies of it

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<v Speaker 7>to bring it home to work on their computers at home.

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<v Speaker 7>So she had thankfully a copy of most of the

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<v Speaker 7>stuff that they lost and were able to restore it.

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<v Speaker 7>But yeah, there was basically just a human error that

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<v Speaker 7>caused the computer to start deleting everything and they damn

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<v Speaker 7>near lost a.

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<v Speaker 1>Billion dollar movie. So they fired that lady like a

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<v Speaker 1>year or two ago. So this isn't this isn't Toy

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<v Speaker 1>Story Too. This is a Nicholas Cage movie.

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<v Speaker 2>And maybe it was better.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm sure Hawk would have liked.

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<v Speaker 2>It, maybe, but no, so certainly so the filmmakers delivered

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<v Speaker 2>an unencrypted master hard drive of the forty five million

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<v Speaker 2>dollar indie film Fortitude to Netflix for a screening in

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<v Speaker 2>j June of twenty twenty.

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<v Speaker 1>Six.

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<v Speaker 2>Days later, Netflix reported that multiple hard drives had been

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<v Speaker 2>stolen from its office.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh the heist.

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<v Speaker 2>The financier financier and producer Simon affrom Student. Netflix, stating

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<v Speaker 2>the unencrypted leak effectively destroyed the commercial sales, distribution, and

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<v Speaker 2>release strategy of the movie. Netflix said we have no

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<v Speaker 2>liability of the filmmakers handed over the master copy without

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<v Speaker 2>proper industry security safeguards, claim the filmmakers tried to extort

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<v Speaker 2>an inflated one hundred and sixty five million dollar payout.

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<v Speaker 1>So and how about this. I'm not an expert. I

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<v Speaker 1>have no idea. What if I'm What I'm about to

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<v Speaker 1>say is right? How about make a copy?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Am I losing my mind?

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<v Speaker 1>You? How can how can any forty five dollars forty

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<v Speaker 1>five million dollar movie? Yeah? Just have one copy?

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<v Speaker 2>Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? Was that even a thing?

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<v Speaker 2>Mister z I know you're out there. Listen, you get

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<v Speaker 2>out of the ballgag and give us a call in

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<v Speaker 2>a ball gag. I'm five fifth man.

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<v Speaker 1>That shocks me. That part is very guess, very very guessable.

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen him, not in a ball gig, I've just

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<v Speaker 1>seen him. That's what I would have guessed. I got

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<v Speaker 1>to understand that, what if the movie was so bad

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<v Speaker 1>that they did this on purpose and stead up their own.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's what it says on the poster. Twelve hours, ten

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<v Speaker 2>million dollars, one kidnapped, daughter stolen. That's the poster.

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<v Speaker 1>Guy's great name, one bad Nicholas Cage movie.

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<v Speaker 2>See you can't do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Can't do it.

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<v Speaker 6>How about did you guys ever speaking of this, did

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<v Speaker 6>you guys ever hear that?

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<v Speaker 2>How about did you guys ever?

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on?

0:23:26.800 --> 0:23:29.600
<v Speaker 2>How about did you guys Movies that were stolen or lost?

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<v Speaker 2>They made?

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<v Speaker 6>Jim Carrey made. There was a movie Who's the guys?

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<v Speaker 2>Christ?

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<v Speaker 1>There's a point here? Who's the guy that words?

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<v Speaker 2>Here? Dude? Are you on the cop Show? The old

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<v Speaker 2>cop show with uh chips? No? The guy was the

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<v Speaker 2>sheriff and.

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<v Speaker 7>He was a real whimpy guyne pop Eye.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you know what I'm talking about. Was he going

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<v Speaker 2>to play it for a Hamburger today? No? Not that guy?

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<v Speaker 2>It was? And show? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>Who was the cop thing? Marshall Barniey Yeah five?

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<v Speaker 2>He did a movie in.

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<v Speaker 6>Like the sixties that was a talking fish, right, They

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<v Speaker 6>tried to do it with Jim Carrey and like the

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<v Speaker 6>early two thousands, and it was so bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Barney tried to have sex with Jim carry.

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<v Speaker 6>No, they made Jim Carrey tried to do the movie

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<v Speaker 6>of a Talking Fish. It was so bad they spent

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<v Speaker 6>like ten million dollars to get rid of it because

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<v Speaker 6>it tested so poorly.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm serious, it seems like you're fuzzy on the details.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that was a wild ride.

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<v Speaker 6>But there was a movie with Barney Fiber he was

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<v Speaker 6>a talking fish fish, and then they tried to remake

0:24:42.320 --> 0:24:44.000
<v Speaker 6>it in the two thousands with Carrying.

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<v Speaker 2>It was so bad.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like we are playing whose line is it anyway?

0:24:47.720 --> 0:24:51.359
<v Speaker 1>And somebody just handed sauce three cards that says talking fish,

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<v Speaker 1>Barney Fife, Jim Carrey go.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're not allowed to make sense. But it's true inde.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeahh just the original title to the documentary about my

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<v Speaker 2>wiener hey sping of Jim Carrey.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you guys feel about these rumors and the

0:25:10.480 --> 0:25:11.880
<v Speaker 1>momentum about Grinch too?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>You guys interested or not? A quarter century later?

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<v Speaker 2>It's a Christmas movie? Yeah, the hell is he going

0:25:19.720 --> 0:25:20.480
<v Speaker 2>to steal this time?

0:25:20.600 --> 0:25:21.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Then he learned this less thon. Yeah, but what heart?

0:25:23.720 --> 0:25:24.440
<v Speaker 2>Isn't it big? Now?

0:25:24.680 --> 0:25:27.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Isn't that the whole point? If now he has

0:25:27.520 --> 0:25:33.120
<v Speaker 1>like tax issues or something, Hi, how are you? Heart

0:25:33.240 --> 0:25:35.879
<v Speaker 1>is too big? What if he's gambling now?

0:25:36.040 --> 0:25:36.200
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>What if he's just on g O P one is

0:25:38.200 --> 0:25:41.919
<v Speaker 2>because of his health? What if he's hot? That was

0:25:41.960 --> 0:25:44.920
<v Speaker 2>a giant word. Yeah, and he loves everybody a little

0:25:44.920 --> 0:25:45.280
<v Speaker 2>too much.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's a little handsy. Yeah, it's okay. They're all

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<v Speaker 1>on the same team in Whoville.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, but I don't know, man, don't say it. Don't

0:25:56.720 --> 0:25:59.800
<v Speaker 6>don't say what. At the beginning of inriminate him, a

0:25:59.800 --> 0:26:00.840
<v Speaker 6>wee could go what at the.

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<v Speaker 1>Beginning of Grinch Too, is just five guys with cell

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<v Speaker 1>phones that walk up the mountain, knock on the door,

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<v Speaker 1>and as soon as the Grinch comes out, one guy

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<v Speaker 1>to yells.

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<v Speaker 6>Excuse me, everybody, no, not green chin predator in Whoville.

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<v Speaker 3>This guy's here to he sees Cindy Lula, Oh not

0:26:20.320 --> 0:26:22.680
<v Speaker 3>now she's like forty now, but at the time she.

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<v Speaker 1>Was oh man.

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<v Speaker 2>In nineteen ninety eight, Warner Brothers hired Jim Carrey for

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<v Speaker 2>twenty five million dollars to start in a motor remake

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<v Speaker 2>of The Incredible Mister Limit Limpit. The problem, studio executives

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<v Speaker 2>insisted that audiences still needed to recognize Jim Carrey's face

0:26:37.359 --> 0:26:41.080
<v Speaker 2>even after he transformed into a fish. There, the studio

0:26:41.160 --> 0:26:44.000
<v Speaker 2>spent ten million dollars on advanced motion capture technology to

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<v Speaker 2>overlay Carry's real, highly expressive human face onto a photorealistic

0:26:47.600 --> 0:26:50.800
<v Speaker 2>three D fish body. The test footage plunged straight into

0:26:50.800 --> 0:26:54.639
<v Speaker 2>the Uncanny Valley. Test audience has found the visual of

0:26:54.680 --> 0:26:57.280
<v Speaker 2>a hyper detailed human face stretched across a digital fish

0:26:57.320 --> 0:26:59.120
<v Speaker 2>body unsettling and creepy.

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<v Speaker 7>See, yeah, terrible if that is.

0:27:05.960 --> 0:27:09.480
<v Speaker 2>Here's another movie question, right, ghost, I'm sorry, Corey, it

0:27:09.520 --> 0:27:13.720
<v Speaker 2>looks like one of the ghosts in Jim Carrey's Scrooge movie. Yeah,

0:27:14.520 --> 0:27:18.639
<v Speaker 2>terribly use kids. Oh yeah, that's terrible. I hate that.

0:27:19.040 --> 0:27:21.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so here's another. Here's another movie question that I

0:27:21.040 --> 0:27:22.440
<v Speaker 1>don't I don't have the answer to, and I doubt

0:27:22.440 --> 0:27:25.080
<v Speaker 1>you guys do either. Maybe chat chpdid. It's like and

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<v Speaker 1>even in nineteen ninety eight, do movie studios have a

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<v Speaker 1>big chunk of money that is just like we know

0:27:32.119 --> 0:27:34.320
<v Speaker 1>it's gonna we're gonna lose money from time to time

0:27:34.520 --> 0:27:40.480
<v Speaker 1>chasing failed dreams. Like how many people get fired when

0:27:40.480 --> 0:27:42.320
<v Speaker 1>they waste that much money? Or is it just like

0:27:42.359 --> 0:27:44.120
<v Speaker 1>that's just part of the business. Once in a while,

0:27:44.119 --> 0:27:45.760
<v Speaker 1>you have to start going down a path that you

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<v Speaker 1>know you're gonna have to abandon.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you get promoted to vice president of my

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<v Speaker 2>Heart Radio.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, there were a lot of bombs this summer on.

0:27:55.680 --> 0:27:58.960
<v Speaker 1>Like Warner Brothers did this a couple of years ago. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>that that Actme movie that was about to come out.

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<v Speaker 1>They put that in the vault originally because they were

0:28:03.720 --> 0:28:06.120
<v Speaker 1>gonna do it because they got a tax break, because

0:28:06.119 --> 0:28:07.560
<v Speaker 1>I thought, it's not going to sell any money, so

0:28:07.600 --> 0:28:09.080
<v Speaker 1>we'll just put it in the vault and we'll get

0:28:09.080 --> 0:28:10.600
<v Speaker 1>more money off of the tax break.

0:28:10.640 --> 0:28:12.880
<v Speaker 2>They did the same thing to like a fully filmed

0:28:13.560 --> 0:28:14.760
<v Speaker 2>Batgirl movie as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, yeah, it's got Brendan Fraser and everything, Like the

0:28:18.040 --> 0:28:20.240
<v Speaker 1>movie is done and it had one screening for the

0:28:20.320 --> 0:28:24.960
<v Speaker 1>cast and now nobody will ever see it again. Yeah,

0:28:25.000 --> 0:28:27.760
<v Speaker 1>and they Yeah, I guess because the president of Warner

0:28:27.800 --> 0:28:29.360
<v Speaker 1>Brothers just was trying to get some money, a lot

0:28:29.400 --> 0:28:31.679
<v Speaker 1>of money out of it. Well they should do some

0:28:31.840 --> 0:28:34.840
<v Speaker 1>bit where, just like I'm convinced Pink Floyd. When they're

0:28:34.840 --> 0:28:36.480
<v Speaker 1>all dead, they're going to say, yeah, of course we

0:28:36.520 --> 0:28:38.600
<v Speaker 1>lined it up with Inquisitive Oz. We're going to deny

0:28:38.600 --> 0:28:40.200
<v Speaker 1>it our entire lives, but as soon as we're dead,

0:28:40.200 --> 0:28:41.080
<v Speaker 1>we're going to tell everybody.

0:28:41.080 --> 0:28:41.760
<v Speaker 2>Of course we did it.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody that works at that movie studio right now should

0:28:45.600 --> 0:28:48.080
<v Speaker 1>basically sign an agreement that the second they're all dead,

0:28:48.280 --> 0:28:51.880
<v Speaker 1>that Back Girl gets released. Yeah, or is it Back Girls?

0:28:52.120 --> 0:28:53.000
<v Speaker 2>Said? I think it's Back Girl.

0:28:54.000 --> 0:28:56.160
<v Speaker 1>Every every one of them has to be dead, and

0:28:56.200 --> 0:28:58.040
<v Speaker 1>the second they're all dead, then the movie comes out,

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<v Speaker 1>whether it's in fifteen years or a hundre years, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I'm saying, because the world deserves to see it,

0:29:03.880 --> 0:29:07.240
<v Speaker 1>and Hawk can love it. Well, yeah, Brandon Freezers in it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Mesino man, Casino man, sure, Hawk.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's me. They find me in twenty years and

0:29:14.240 --> 0:29:18.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm still at the slot machines hanging out with poly Shore. Well,

0:29:18.480 --> 0:29:20.960
<v Speaker 2>he's the only guy who still likes me, even SASA

0:29:20.960 --> 0:29:21.760
<v Speaker 2>doesn't love me anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I love you more than anything. Oh, Front Page

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<v Speaker 2>No Khan saw a lot of videos from a lot

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<v Speaker 2>Spread that music around. Let's go right outside, spread that

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<v Speaker 2>sports around. Hell yeah, I've been time now for front.

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<v Speaker 2>I grew up on that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm only here because of ice cold? Do so when

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<v Speaker 1>I go Holiday? Thanks Holiday, thank's the best.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude. Okay, So football season starts season. Cory Saucy and I,

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<v Speaker 2>we don't mind how obsessed you are with poker. We

0:30:37.800 --> 0:30:39.520
<v Speaker 2>think it's where that you think it's where the where

0:30:39.560 --> 0:30:40.640
<v Speaker 2>the obsessed with football?

0:30:40.680 --> 0:30:46.280
<v Speaker 1>Football season kind of starts today. Ye kind of listen.

0:30:47.120 --> 0:30:50.400
<v Speaker 2>Were you involved in the World Series of Poker? Yes,

0:30:50.520 --> 0:30:52.400
<v Speaker 2>you are kind of involved in the preseason of the

0:30:52.400 --> 0:30:53.400
<v Speaker 2>World Series of Poker.

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<v Speaker 1>When does the actual season start? Is it the first

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<v Speaker 1>week of September? Five weeks from nutcracking season? If you

0:31:02.920 --> 0:31:06.240
<v Speaker 1>know what I mean, because that's all year round.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, butt slapping the season? Well, it starts on a

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<v Speaker 2>Wednesday this year crossed again?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh man? Is that the what is that?

0:31:13.680 --> 0:31:16.920
<v Speaker 1>Seahawks and somebody? Yeah, and then the and Patriots full

0:31:16.960 --> 0:31:17.560
<v Speaker 1>on rematch.

0:31:17.720 --> 0:31:21.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the Patriots are going to take a huge step back.

0:31:22.800 --> 0:31:26.120
<v Speaker 1>So your super Bowl is in like six months. My

0:31:26.160 --> 0:31:28.360
<v Speaker 1>super Bowl ended last night. So again it's it's the

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<v Speaker 1>passing of the torch.

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<v Speaker 2>I get it.

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<v Speaker 1>Jeremiah Love not expected to play tonight at the Hall

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<v Speaker 1>of Fame game.

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<v Speaker 6>Uh do you guys see that video in them that

0:31:39.760 --> 0:31:42.520
<v Speaker 6>went viral yesterday on Twitter?

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<v Speaker 2>Practice? You want to talk about cheeks.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I want to talk about.

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<v Speaker 2>They're going to be awful. You just you sarcastically said,

0:31:52.920 --> 0:31:53.600
<v Speaker 2>this is AI.

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<v Speaker 1>It looks like AI.

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<v Speaker 2>I still get so confused when you said cheeks. It's

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<v Speaker 2>so bad because I don't don't see cheeks being a

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<v Speaker 2>bad thing. Buns I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>Is going.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to play for Arizona.

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<v Speaker 6>They can't catch the ball, they're tackling the quarterback in practice,

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<v Speaker 6>they can't get a snap off.

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<v Speaker 1>Hideous.

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<v Speaker 2>They're going to be the buns of all buns.

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<v Speaker 1>They're gonna be the worst team league.

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<v Speaker 2>Even like bread, buns are good. You guys say buns,

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<v Speaker 2>and you say it negatively. It makes me sad. You

0:32:25.960 --> 0:32:28.960
<v Speaker 2>got to use a different word. Imagine warm buns right

0:32:28.960 --> 0:32:29.720
<v Speaker 2>out of the oven.

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<v Speaker 1>With some buds from Texas Roadhouse, cinnamon cinnamon butter. But

0:32:34.880 --> 0:32:36.600
<v Speaker 1>put a little cinnamon butter on this Hall of Fame

0:32:36.640 --> 0:32:37.760
<v Speaker 1>game and I might pay attention.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I'll butter myself up for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Baby.

0:32:40.600 --> 0:32:41.920
<v Speaker 2>You want to come over and watch the game? Maybe?

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<v Speaker 1>Nope, Okay, I'll come over.

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<v Speaker 2>No, No, you won't. No you can't buy. I bet

0:32:46.880 --> 0:32:48.360
<v Speaker 2>you're twenty bucks. You don't go to his house and

0:32:48.400 --> 0:32:50.000
<v Speaker 2>watch them? Well, but I bet we watch it.

0:32:50.600 --> 0:32:53.120
<v Speaker 1>Facetiming. How much would I have to pay you to

0:32:53.240 --> 0:32:57.160
<v Speaker 1>drive to his house and watch the entire game? Nothing?

0:32:57.160 --> 0:32:59.160
<v Speaker 2>Because hanging out with friends shouldn't go get and do

0:32:59.200 --> 0:33:00.760
<v Speaker 2>it for free. It's gonna be weird though, because I'm

0:33:00.760 --> 0:33:06.080
<v Speaker 2>not going to be there. Never mind. Yeah, you going over? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'd love to see you.

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<v Speaker 6>No, I'm allergic to cats. Yeah, I know that's what

0:33:11.320 --> 0:33:11.720
<v Speaker 6>I've heard.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the over under. It's obvious not that cats.

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<v Speaker 2>Allergic to eating? Your allergic to egg sandwich?

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<v Speaker 1>Is?

0:33:19.280 --> 0:33:19.760
<v Speaker 2>That's for sure?

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<v Speaker 6>You want to know something, you guys want to make

0:33:21.640 --> 0:33:24.720
<v Speaker 6>fun of me. For the first time in a long time.

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<v Speaker 2>You can see your nuts.

0:33:27.240 --> 0:33:29.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm under two hundred and forty pounds.

0:33:29.760 --> 0:33:34.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh, let's go my dogs down. Good for you, that's

0:33:34.320 --> 0:33:34.800
<v Speaker 2>really crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Eight.

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<v Speaker 2>That's great. You look great, you're your bra you're hot. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I got huge. I almost said the word. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>do have huge tea words you do, but I like

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<v Speaker 2>them though. Now you get a little tiny waist.

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<v Speaker 6>What do you think the over under is for the Cardinals.

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<v Speaker 2>Or football? Well? You I it's Hall of Fame. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want to know.

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<v Speaker 1>You talk about four and a half or five and

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<v Speaker 1>a half, three and a half, three and a half and.

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<v Speaker 6>A half you're talking about you can talk about my

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<v Speaker 6>and a half?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it? Really? You gotta take the over you got stuff?

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<v Speaker 2>You want to put a honeye on it.

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<v Speaker 1>Me. What what are you doing research for? I just

0:34:11.400 --> 0:34:13.759
<v Speaker 1>want to look like a man you're talking about Look

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<v Speaker 1>at this schedule.

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<v Speaker 2>The schedule's gonna change anything, you know. The six of

0:34:17.840 --> 0:34:19.000
<v Speaker 2>their games, that's what matters.

0:34:19.040 --> 0:34:21.800
<v Speaker 1>They play the Niners, the Seahawks.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll take the under. You'll take the under a hundred dollars. Yeah, Jesus,

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<v Speaker 2>you'll do that in a heartbeat.

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<v Speaker 1>All right?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, slut it up?

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<v Speaker 1>Man? What you.

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<v Speaker 2>Four or five out of their all?

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<v Speaker 1>I can't do math here one, two, four of the

0:34:40.160 --> 0:34:44.680
<v Speaker 1>first five games Niners, Lions, Rams, Broncos.

0:34:45.360 --> 0:34:47.800
<v Speaker 2>Those are four losses.

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<v Speaker 1>Or wins or ties.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, but if they get lucky, you can kiss cheeks.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't. Thanks.

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<v Speaker 1>You just been one hundred dollars on the Cardinals.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well yeah, problem kiss it? Guess what?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

0:35:08.200 --> 0:35:09.080
<v Speaker 2>Why do you keep saying it?

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<v Speaker 1>Rim?

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<v Speaker 2>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>So that's your super Bowl.

0:35:12.120 --> 0:35:12.440
<v Speaker 2>Mine was.

0:35:12.520 --> 0:35:16.040
<v Speaker 1>Last night the WSOP main event, Lucas Jumalan becomes the

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<v Speaker 1>second youngest champ in WSOP history, twenty two years old,

0:35:20.560 --> 0:35:24.640
<v Speaker 1>ten million dollars. He was outstanding last night. He was

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<v Speaker 1>an absolute beast. Good for him. Man went wired a

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<v Speaker 1>wire by the.

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<v Speaker 2>Way, too.

0:35:28.000 --> 0:35:31.200
<v Speaker 1>Chipleader at the start of the final table, steamrolled almost

0:35:31.200 --> 0:35:33.600
<v Speaker 1>the entire final table until they got heads up. At

0:35:33.600 --> 0:35:36.439
<v Speaker 1>one point it was almost tied, but never lost the lead.

0:35:37.920 --> 0:35:40.560
<v Speaker 1>Nine two hundred and eight players, the fourth largest main

0:35:40.600 --> 0:35:43.280
<v Speaker 1>event of all time, a prize pool of eighty five

0:35:43.400 --> 0:35:46.920
<v Speaker 1>point six million, and ten of them going to a

0:35:46.960 --> 0:35:49.680
<v Speaker 1>twenty two year old kid from Spokane, Washington. You know

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<v Speaker 1>what's cool about sorry, Zecho.

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<v Speaker 6>You know what's cool about that is watching those guys

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<v Speaker 6>play it as a gabe, not as like a not

0:36:01.520 --> 0:36:04.520
<v Speaker 6>as like gambling or like the strategy of it is

0:36:04.560 --> 0:36:07.920
<v Speaker 6>sweet to see them like the guy that's yeah, correct, no,

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<v Speaker 6>but you know what I mean, like you, they just

0:36:10.040 --> 0:36:13.360
<v Speaker 6>play it like it's a sport. Like the guy is

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<v Speaker 6>the chip lead the guy. I mean, this is way

0:36:15.680 --> 0:36:18.040
<v Speaker 6>too deep. But like one of the guys I watched,

0:36:18.640 --> 0:36:21.560
<v Speaker 6>you know, he was the small blind. He immediately raises

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<v Speaker 6>into the big blind.

0:36:26.200 --> 0:36:28.799
<v Speaker 2>So he because it just they play the right way.

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<v Speaker 6>It's it's fun to watch they bully when they have

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<v Speaker 6>a big stack, they put pressure on.

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<v Speaker 1>They just they play the right way.

0:36:36.280 --> 0:36:38.040
<v Speaker 2>It was cool to watch you talk about initials for

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>In case abbess listening, No abbot passed away. Are you talk?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, Stevie wonders not blind? Oh do you want to hear?

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<v Speaker 6>You want to hear Randy's latest conspiracy theory?

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<v Speaker 1>Hot ass, Randy, Yeah, go ahead, Bud.

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<v Speaker 6>It says on August twelfth, six days from today, we

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<v Speaker 6>are gonna have seven seconds of no gravity.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, everything has gravity.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna dunk that basketball.

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<v Speaker 1>What does he mean there's no gravity?

0:37:13.239 --> 0:37:16.560
<v Speaker 6>Says that the gravity will be turned off for seven.

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<v Speaker 4>Seconds, just waiting, twenty four hours, all day long.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just staying around with the basketball, waiting so I

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<v Speaker 2>can finally dunk that something.

0:37:29.120 --> 0:37:33.239
<v Speaker 4>It's like cars crashing, just mass chaos and hawks three

0:37:33.400 --> 0:37:37.520
<v Speaker 4>sixty windmill, Vince Carter in the room.

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<v Speaker 2>And guess what. The camera's gonna malfunction. I won't be

0:37:40.880 --> 0:37:43.440
<v Speaker 2>able to film it. Oh and I don't see it.

0:37:43.440 --> 0:37:46.000
<v Speaker 1>That'll be bun so all gravity across the universe. So,

0:37:46.080 --> 0:37:48.839
<v Speaker 1>for example, for seven seconds, the Sun will have no

0:37:48.920 --> 0:37:52.480
<v Speaker 1>gravitational pull on the Earth. Yeah, we'll have no gravitational

0:37:52.480 --> 0:37:54.960
<v Speaker 1>pull on the moon. Yeah, the Earth will have no

0:37:55.040 --> 0:37:58.919
<v Speaker 1>gravitational pull on each and every one of us. Yes,

0:37:59.000 --> 0:38:01.200
<v Speaker 1>well then we're all dead. And days always said.

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<v Speaker 6>Fifty million people will probably cherish, cherish, cherish, cherish, Yes,

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<v Speaker 6>thanks Madonna.

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<v Speaker 1>God, I wish you would cherish.

0:38:12.719 --> 0:38:13.240
<v Speaker 2>I cherish.

0:38:14.000 --> 0:38:17.000
<v Speaker 1>I wish you would go to the moon and just cherish.

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<v Speaker 2>Fifty million people are gonna cherish. Oh my god, my gosh,

0:38:22.160 --> 0:38:26.480
<v Speaker 2>that sounds so sweet. I'd be devastated if most of

0:38:26.520 --> 0:38:28.560
<v Speaker 2>you passed. But I would be so happy if we

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<v Speaker 2>all cherish.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, would you be stopping Hawk's truth?

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<v Speaker 1>Would you be devastated if Mark Parish cherished? Yeah, I

0:38:38.400 --> 0:38:41.640
<v Speaker 1>would be devastating to perish. Cherished means yeah, I just

0:38:41.719 --> 0:38:42.279
<v Speaker 1>screwed up.

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<v Speaker 6>Man.

0:38:42.560 --> 0:38:44.920
<v Speaker 1>It's okay. People make mistakes at work.

0:38:44.760 --> 0:38:47.920
<v Speaker 2>All the time. I just get called out. You said cherish.

0:38:48.200 --> 0:38:51.200
<v Speaker 1>But you know, you know, uh, you know, like people

0:38:51.239 --> 0:38:54.160
<v Speaker 1>always say things like, well, Corey makes mistakes too. Sure,

0:38:54.680 --> 0:38:56.759
<v Speaker 1>every single one of us makes a mistake on the show.

0:38:56.760 --> 0:38:58.480
<v Speaker 1>But like I've always said, I think the rest of

0:38:58.560 --> 0:39:02.839
<v Speaker 1>us make three mistakes a week. Yeah, I make him

0:39:02.840 --> 0:39:05.719
<v Speaker 1>every second, four or five a segment. Sure, that's why

0:39:05.760 --> 0:39:09.000
<v Speaker 1>we oh speaking to that. I seem to notice more.

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<v Speaker 6>I was at our Target yesterday and I ran into

0:39:13.480 --> 0:39:17.279
<v Speaker 6>a guy named Mason runs the store. Great dude, He's like,

0:39:17.320 --> 0:39:19.959
<v Speaker 6>I see Corey here all the time. Yeah, he doesn't

0:39:20.000 --> 0:39:22.080
<v Speaker 6>look like he wants to talk to anybody. And I go,

0:39:22.280 --> 0:39:23.880
<v Speaker 6>Cory's a great guy.

0:39:24.040 --> 0:39:26.960
<v Speaker 1>There's multiple Target employees at that Target that I say

0:39:27.040 --> 0:39:27.879
<v Speaker 1>hi to every time.

0:39:27.920 --> 0:39:28.759
<v Speaker 2>They're a very nice guy.

0:39:28.840 --> 0:39:31.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah no, And I'm like, I go, he's a very

0:39:31.640 --> 0:39:34.360
<v Speaker 1>nice man. He's my face and he goes that means

0:39:34.400 --> 0:39:35.520
<v Speaker 1>a lot coming from you.

0:39:38.280 --> 0:39:39.440
<v Speaker 2>I go, yeah, talk to him.

0:39:39.520 --> 0:39:40.279
<v Speaker 1>He's a great guy.

0:39:40.320 --> 0:39:40.799
<v Speaker 2>I love it.

0:39:40.920 --> 0:39:42.960
<v Speaker 1>He looks like a like a guy. He doesn't want

0:39:43.000 --> 0:39:45.640
<v Speaker 1>to talk. I can't change my face, which is what

0:39:45.680 --> 0:39:49.399
<v Speaker 1>I look like. Well, a face off. I wish I could, Oh, man,

0:39:49.480 --> 0:39:51.799
<v Speaker 1>face off would be great. Love that. If you had

0:39:51.800 --> 0:39:54.840
<v Speaker 1>to swap with Nick Cage or John Travolta in that movie,

0:39:54.880 --> 0:39:56.400
<v Speaker 1>not now, which one would you just swap with?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, John Travolta's here right now him Yeah, no, I

0:40:04.760 --> 0:40:05.600
<v Speaker 6>don't remember.

0:40:05.280 --> 0:40:12.120
<v Speaker 2>How sliced along? What is he not doing?

0:40:12.560 --> 0:40:13.120
<v Speaker 1>Podcast?

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<v Speaker 2>Let me think of what he says. Pretend you're in Greece. Yeah,

0:40:20.000 --> 0:40:21.600
<v Speaker 2>gooda take the pants up?

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<v Speaker 1>Still bodcasts a little bit of beat.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a lot of beat, chills, misogynistic beat.

0:40:31.000 --> 0:40:38.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah slid Yeah, that didn't happen in Grease. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>know if we still had the rights to play every song.

0:40:40.640 --> 0:40:43.640
<v Speaker 1>The last four minutes would have been Madonna's Cherish. We'd

0:40:43.680 --> 0:40:46.279
<v Speaker 1>probably played this whole conversation would have been under that.

0:40:48.400 --> 0:40:51.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, that's a good tune. Yeah, who is that.

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<v Speaker 1>Your mom? I'm convinced it's still Bobcat. I can't tell

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<v Speaker 1>what you're trying to do. That's Taz. Oh man, it's

0:41:01.360 --> 0:41:03.920
<v Speaker 1>task sell a thing. Do the kids care about Taz?

0:41:04.080 --> 0:41:04.960
<v Speaker 2>Why not? No?

0:41:05.160 --> 0:41:07.480
<v Speaker 1>Does everybody at Walmart still have a Taz tattoo?

0:41:07.560 --> 0:41:09.880
<v Speaker 6>I know I've shared a lot of information this segment

0:41:09.920 --> 0:41:11.560
<v Speaker 6>and told too many stupid stories.

0:41:11.600 --> 0:41:13.399
<v Speaker 1>Well, you said hot to ask Randy believes in six

0:41:13.480 --> 0:41:16.719
<v Speaker 1>days that seven seconds of non gravity's going to You're

0:41:16.719 --> 0:41:17.200
<v Speaker 1>going to be right.

0:41:17.160 --> 0:41:19.680
<v Speaker 2>Because I just bought a basketball on them and fifty

0:41:19.760 --> 0:41:21.320
<v Speaker 2>million people are going to cherish.

0:41:22.040 --> 0:41:26.200
<v Speaker 6>A buddy of mine had this million dollar idea that

0:41:26.239 --> 0:41:29.080
<v Speaker 6>he was going to make a Taz tattoo dot com

0:41:29.160 --> 0:41:32.440
<v Speaker 6>where anytime you saw Looney Tunes tattoo, you would take

0:41:32.480 --> 0:41:34.759
<v Speaker 6>a picture of it and post it to Taz tattoo

0:41:34.800 --> 0:41:39.239
<v Speaker 6>dot com because people want to see Looney too of tattoos.

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<v Speaker 2>Ask a question, Ask a question.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's a very successful young man.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me ask you a question, though, Yes, how is

0:41:46.120 --> 0:41:47.600
<v Speaker 2>he going to benefit financially from that?

0:41:47.760 --> 0:41:50.720
<v Speaker 6>Well, he thinks that the website would get enough traffic

0:41:50.840 --> 0:41:54.120
<v Speaker 6>taz tattoo dot Com that people would want to see

0:41:54.160 --> 0:41:56.280
<v Speaker 6>like Looney Tunes tattoos in the wild.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but you said that ten seconds ago with almost

0:41:59.840 --> 0:42:02.439
<v Speaker 1>the exact same words in the exact same order. Chris

0:42:02.480 --> 0:42:04.800
<v Speaker 1>asked you, how does that make money?

0:42:04.880 --> 0:42:06.799
<v Speaker 2>I had a follow up question. Yes, I think by

0:42:06.800 --> 0:42:07.719
<v Speaker 2>the way, I just went to.

0:42:07.719 --> 0:42:11.400
<v Speaker 1>Taz tattoo dot com and says we're under construction. Please

0:42:11.520 --> 0:42:13.040
<v Speaker 1>check back for an update soon.

0:42:13.160 --> 0:42:14.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure my guy bought it.

0:42:15.280 --> 0:42:18.400
<v Speaker 6>I think he he would make money from the ads

0:42:18.480 --> 0:42:21.200
<v Speaker 6>that would want to advertise on the website because it

0:42:21.239 --> 0:42:22.640
<v Speaker 6>would get so much traffic.

0:42:24.160 --> 0:42:27.359
<v Speaker 2>I wish you were in traffic right now. The band no,

0:42:28.280 --> 0:42:29.200
<v Speaker 2>I mean any.

0:42:28.960 --> 0:42:37.239
<v Speaker 6>Four taz tattoo dot com.

0:42:37.440 --> 0:42:39.279
<v Speaker 1>You know, I always say like, please don't speak for me.

0:42:39.320 --> 0:42:41.120
<v Speaker 1>I don't want you to paraphrase and try to quote

0:42:41.120 --> 0:42:42.880
<v Speaker 1>anything that I say because it's just never going to

0:42:42.920 --> 0:42:45.239
<v Speaker 1>be right. Imagine all the kids at Sauce went to

0:42:45.320 --> 0:42:51.480
<v Speaker 1>high school with he has spent twenty plus years.

0:42:50.080 --> 0:42:53.280
<v Speaker 2>Telling their dirtiest, darkest, worst secrets.

0:42:53.840 --> 0:42:58.160
<v Speaker 1>No, Well, in this segment alone, you've said your one

0:42:58.200 --> 0:43:00.479
<v Speaker 1>of your friends believes that gravity's not going to exist

0:43:00.560 --> 0:43:02.759
<v Speaker 1>for seven seconds in six days. The other one had

0:43:02.800 --> 0:43:07.200
<v Speaker 1>a quote million dollar idea for taz tattoo dot com.

0:43:07.360 --> 0:43:08.520
<v Speaker 1>Your friends are idiots.

0:43:08.600 --> 0:43:11.600
<v Speaker 6>I guarantee you my buddy Jeff, who I ran into

0:43:12.000 --> 0:43:14.799
<v Speaker 6>in Las Vegas at the Vikings game, would love me

0:43:14.960 --> 0:43:18.799
<v Speaker 6>sharing taz tattoo dot com.

0:43:18.840 --> 0:43:24.200
<v Speaker 1>So case closed, Ben, that story absolutely got altered knowing

0:43:24.200 --> 0:43:27.319
<v Speaker 1>that you ran into him at a Vikings game in Vegas. Well,

0:43:27.320 --> 0:43:28.040
<v Speaker 1>I just wanted to.

0:43:28.280 --> 0:43:31.359
<v Speaker 6>But I've talked to him about it, but he told

0:43:31.360 --> 0:43:35.759
<v Speaker 6>you about it. Yeah, but we've had this idea for years. Well, no,

0:43:35.920 --> 0:43:38.719
<v Speaker 6>he had the idea, but I glombed on. Like most things,

0:43:40.920 --> 0:43:42.000
<v Speaker 6>I gotta blow my nose.

0:43:42.719 --> 0:43:57.600
<v Speaker 2>But then let's take a break. You're right over there

0:43:57.920 --> 0:44:02.680
<v Speaker 2>right doing what He's going to the hallway to blow

0:44:02.719 --> 0:44:03.040
<v Speaker 2>his nose.

0:44:03.600 --> 0:44:04.360
<v Speaker 1>What really matters?

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<v Speaker 2>His next power to Morning Joe Fan.

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<v Speaker 1>Bad Every Weekday.

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<v Speaker 2>Jim Man along with Big Deck Doc.

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<v Speaker 1>The State at Fair Grandstand.

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<v Speaker 7>Weird Al Yankovich will be there August twenty eighth, and

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<v Speaker 7>Jimmy jam and Terry Lewis will be there on August

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<v Speaker 7>twenty ninth. All the upcoming shows details you need to

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<v Speaker 7>be found on our website kfaan dot com.

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<v Speaker 1>Heward Calendar. All right, should we dive in, Lauren.

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<v Speaker 2>Lewishould All right, let me hit this for you. That's

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<v Speaker 1>here we go, Here we go. The Royals beat the

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<v Speaker 1>Twins two to one. New Twins pitcher Dean Kramer five innings,

0:45:10.640 --> 0:45:13.480
<v Speaker 1>three hits, one run, two strikeouts, two walks looking up

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<v Speaker 1>on your phone, So all good there. And then our

0:45:15.640 --> 0:45:19.000
<v Speaker 1>new guy on the other side, aj Minter, gave up

0:45:19.000 --> 0:45:21.000
<v Speaker 1>the game winning run in the seventh on a home

0:45:21.080 --> 0:45:24.520
<v Speaker 1>run to Massy. So the Twins have lost four straight.

0:45:24.960 --> 0:45:27.319
<v Speaker 1>They are at KC again tonight at six thirty. Then

0:45:27.360 --> 0:45:29.640
<v Speaker 1>they are at the Drunken Scanies all weekend.

0:45:32.200 --> 0:45:35.279
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, and the Drunken Scani's are the best team in baseball.

0:45:36.239 --> 0:45:41.200
<v Speaker 6>They can't hit left handed pitching, They can't score any runs.

0:45:41.280 --> 0:45:46.080
<v Speaker 6>It's not a good sight for the Minnesota Twins. And

0:45:46.200 --> 0:45:49.280
<v Speaker 6>Joe Ryan, I think was sent home to get something

0:45:49.320 --> 0:45:51.200
<v Speaker 6>in his lower body, looked at.

0:45:51.080 --> 0:45:57.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah drunken Skani's seventy one and forty three. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:45:57.680 --> 0:46:00.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't follow baseball closely, So when you said that, obviously,

0:46:00.840 --> 0:46:02.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, well, I have to fact check that. Yeah,

0:46:02.520 --> 0:46:05.520
<v Speaker 1>because I just assumed that the Dodgers were the best team.

0:46:05.640 --> 0:46:08.080
<v Speaker 1>They're just two and a half back at sixty nine

0:46:08.120 --> 0:46:09.120
<v Speaker 1>and forty six.

0:46:09.239 --> 0:46:11.000
<v Speaker 2>When they've lost like four or five straight.

0:46:11.040 --> 0:46:15.320
<v Speaker 1>Hav them six straight Los Angeles Dodgers. But the Brewers

0:46:16.640 --> 0:46:19.279
<v Speaker 1>best record in baseball. The second best record is the

0:46:19.280 --> 0:46:23.759
<v Speaker 1>Atlanta Braves. They've won seven straight. Yeah, but what really

0:46:23.840 --> 0:46:24.480
<v Speaker 1>matters is this.

0:46:25.200 --> 0:46:29.319
<v Speaker 2>The Hirogima atomic bomb blew itself apart so quickly that

0:46:29.400 --> 0:46:33.720
<v Speaker 2>over ninety eight percent of its uranium never underwent nuclear fission.

0:46:36.200 --> 0:46:38.160
<v Speaker 1>Wow, man, I wish I was smart enough to understand

0:46:38.160 --> 0:46:39.640
<v Speaker 1>what you just said. You know what I mean, Like,

0:46:39.680 --> 0:46:40.880
<v Speaker 1>I get it, but I don't get it.

0:46:41.239 --> 0:46:43.319
<v Speaker 2>It still did that much damage. It still did that

0:46:43.400 --> 0:46:46.799
<v Speaker 2>much damage, and it was still we were still trying

0:46:46.800 --> 0:46:49.600
<v Speaker 2>to understand what we had. We knew we could do it,

0:46:49.640 --> 0:46:53.279
<v Speaker 2>you know, but Jesus, can you imagine?

0:46:54.239 --> 0:46:57.520
<v Speaker 1>I know, Yeah, Pian at Nagasaki was just one of

0:46:57.560 --> 0:46:59.960
<v Speaker 1>the most surreal things ever.

0:47:00.120 --> 0:47:01.560
<v Speaker 2>You know what's crazy is I didn't hear I think

0:47:01.560 --> 0:47:03.840
<v Speaker 2>about this tell the World War two podcasts with Tom Hanks.

0:47:04.239 --> 0:47:08.040
<v Speaker 2>But the Japanese obviously we dropped uh Hiroshima and then

0:47:08.200 --> 0:47:13.719
<v Speaker 2>uh Nagasaki and they weren't. There was no like they

0:47:14.880 --> 0:47:18.920
<v Speaker 2>We dropped Nagasaki because the Japanese thought that maybe we

0:47:19.000 --> 0:47:22.400
<v Speaker 2>only had one, and so they weren't going to give

0:47:22.480 --> 0:47:25.240
<v Speaker 2>up right away because they were like, well, that's terrible,

0:47:25.280 --> 0:47:27.640
<v Speaker 2>but they only had one of them, and so then

0:47:27.680 --> 0:47:29.960
<v Speaker 2>we were like no, And then we dropped Nagasaki and

0:47:31.800 --> 0:47:33.960
<v Speaker 2>they were like, maybe they do have more than we think,

0:47:34.000 --> 0:47:37.000
<v Speaker 2>but we only had two at that point. We only

0:47:37.000 --> 0:47:40.480
<v Speaker 2>had two, but we had done so much damage. And

0:47:40.520 --> 0:47:43.959
<v Speaker 2>do you ever read about the fire bombings before that? Yeah?

0:47:44.280 --> 0:47:47.920
<v Speaker 1>Uh, it's a nightmare, man, nightmare and reading the accounts

0:47:47.920 --> 0:47:50.719
<v Speaker 1>of the people that live lived here and the things

0:47:50.760 --> 0:47:53.640
<v Speaker 1>you don't even consider, like not to be too macaw,

0:47:53.719 --> 0:47:57.480
<v Speaker 1>but like people's eyelid fluids burning, yeah, not being their

0:47:57.480 --> 0:48:00.880
<v Speaker 1>eyes like our sealed shut you know, like yeah, glasses

0:48:01.120 --> 0:48:02.200
<v Speaker 1>melded to your face.

0:48:02.440 --> 0:48:05.799
<v Speaker 2>But they had been instructed to never surrender, and so

0:48:06.320 --> 0:48:09.200
<v Speaker 2>that was the thing we had. Something catastrophic apparently had

0:48:09.200 --> 0:48:10.920
<v Speaker 2>to happen in order for the war to actually end

0:48:11.960 --> 0:48:16.680
<v Speaker 2>or not. Who knows. Man, let me just say it.

0:48:17.080 --> 0:48:19.880
<v Speaker 2>That's suppressing. Way to bring that up, Rudy, Why did

0:48:19.920 --> 0:48:21.799
<v Speaker 2>you bring that up? I think it's important that you

0:48:21.880 --> 0:48:23.720
<v Speaker 2>know about things other than cheeks and bones.

0:48:23.719 --> 0:48:28.880
<v Speaker 1>Fair Wide receiver Stefon Diggs, speaking of that, is signing

0:48:28.920 --> 0:48:33.239
<v Speaker 1>with Washington one year up to twelve million dollars. Born

0:48:33.280 --> 0:48:36.080
<v Speaker 1>in suburban Washington, went to college in Maryland, So.

0:48:37.520 --> 0:48:37.840
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

0:48:37.880 --> 0:48:39.920
<v Speaker 1>I guess he's probably on some level always wanted to

0:48:39.960 --> 0:48:43.200
<v Speaker 1>play it. They're thirty two years old. Washington still reportedly

0:48:43.280 --> 0:48:45.839
<v Speaker 1>keeping an eye on the old Brandon Ayuk situation. He's

0:48:45.840 --> 0:48:48.440
<v Speaker 1>just stuck in purgatory. That he's being a baby, and

0:48:49.320 --> 0:48:51.160
<v Speaker 1>all that stuff that's going on with the Niners and him.

0:48:51.960 --> 0:48:54.080
<v Speaker 1>It's just been bizarre. I don't know what Ayuke's doing,

0:48:54.160 --> 0:48:57.440
<v Speaker 1>but great. But what really matters is this.

0:48:59.200 --> 0:49:03.200
<v Speaker 2>In nineteen twenty three, a doggie named Bobby got lost

0:49:03.280 --> 0:49:07.440
<v Speaker 2>during a family trip. Six months later, he showed up

0:49:07.440 --> 0:49:09.799
<v Speaker 2>at his home in Oregon after traveling alone for twenty

0:49:09.840 --> 0:49:13.280
<v Speaker 2>five hundred and fifty miles more than four thousand kilometers,

0:49:13.960 --> 0:49:17.000
<v Speaker 2>crossing plains, rivers, mountains, and all of that by the way,

0:49:17.040 --> 0:49:19.560
<v Speaker 2>in the middle of winter. Two things about that. Number One,

0:49:19.719 --> 0:49:21.799
<v Speaker 2>Bobby didn't know he was lost. He was a dog.

0:49:21.960 --> 0:49:24.839
<v Speaker 2>Good point, He's just going home. The second of all,

0:49:25.080 --> 0:49:26.320
<v Speaker 2>are we sure that was Bobby?

0:49:26.480 --> 0:49:34.200
<v Speaker 1>That is the key? Yeah, there's Bobby doesn't have GPS. No, no,

0:49:34.280 --> 0:49:36.400
<v Speaker 1>Bobby doesn't. Bobby, you'd be quiet out there. You have

0:49:36.480 --> 0:49:39.360
<v Speaker 1>no idea I would come on man, right, no chance.

0:49:39.719 --> 0:49:41.160
<v Speaker 2>And he didn't even have a cell phone in nineteen

0:49:41.160 --> 0:49:41.640
<v Speaker 2>twenty three.

0:49:41.800 --> 0:49:45.759
<v Speaker 1>No, people were dumb. They were like this, this is

0:49:45.800 --> 0:49:48.200
<v Speaker 1>the same dog. No, it's just another dirty dog that

0:49:48.200 --> 0:49:49.800
<v Speaker 1>looks extremely close to Bobby.

0:49:49.840 --> 0:49:51.400
<v Speaker 2>Which you think Dad got up one morning he was

0:49:51.640 --> 0:49:53.840
<v Speaker 2>just sick of the kids whinding about Bobby.

0:49:54.200 --> 0:49:57.360
<v Speaker 1>Oh, like with Moose, the wentin't.

0:49:57.120 --> 0:49:58.879
<v Speaker 2>Got a dog that looked a little like Bobby and goes,

0:49:58.920 --> 0:50:05.239
<v Speaker 2>son of a bitch. Look who wandered out? Oh Bobby,

0:50:05.480 --> 0:50:07.839
<v Speaker 2>Bobby lost his wiener on the way. I know.

0:50:08.880 --> 0:50:11.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was a terrible accident. You could drop Bobby

0:50:11.440 --> 0:50:13.919
<v Speaker 1>off at Perkins off of three ninety four. He'd never

0:50:14.000 --> 0:50:16.719
<v Speaker 1>make it to iHeart. Bobby doesn't know where he's going.

0:50:17.040 --> 0:50:18.520
<v Speaker 1>Rosie'd pick him up for us.

0:50:19.080 --> 0:50:21.520
<v Speaker 2>You should see Rosie. He can't pick him up because

0:50:21.520 --> 0:50:31.319
<v Speaker 2>his hand's fill full of school supplies. I met my

0:50:31.360 --> 0:50:32.800
<v Speaker 2>best when my life's a my worst.

0:50:35.560 --> 0:50:38.480
<v Speaker 1>Yes you are. Do you know?

0:50:38.600 --> 0:50:43.839
<v Speaker 2>FX has got a new show called The Sharks. Excuse me,

0:50:43.960 --> 0:50:45.680
<v Speaker 2>it doesn't just see an advertise the fort right here?

0:50:46.360 --> 0:50:50.359
<v Speaker 2>The Shards? Oh, shards, that's a d what's it about?

0:50:51.080 --> 0:50:52.600
<v Speaker 2>It looks it looks like dirty underwear?

0:50:53.000 --> 0:50:57.120
<v Speaker 6>God, well, Dwight said dirty.

0:50:57.160 --> 0:50:59.399
<v Speaker 2>How many people had sex with their moms on Game

0:50:59.440 --> 0:50:59.800
<v Speaker 2>of Thrones?

0:51:00.040 --> 0:51:02.880
<v Speaker 1>Know, well, I mean what at least it was a dream,

0:51:02.880 --> 0:51:03.880
<v Speaker 1>but Jesus right.

0:51:03.760 --> 0:51:06.480
<v Speaker 2>I mean, but happy about it? Yeah? Yeah, when he

0:51:06.560 --> 0:51:08.319
<v Speaker 2>realized it was a dream, he wasn't thrilled about it.

0:51:08.360 --> 0:51:11.959
<v Speaker 2>He's like, oh man, I wanted that to be real. Yeah,

0:51:12.160 --> 0:51:15.480
<v Speaker 2>I mean fight was fun though, Yeah, yeah, that was

0:51:15.520 --> 0:51:16.480
<v Speaker 2>fun again?

0:51:16.600 --> 0:51:19.520
<v Speaker 1>Rough week for sheep stealer? Yeah? Oh is that the teeth?

0:51:19.760 --> 0:51:23.040
<v Speaker 1>That is the teeth? One? Yeah, that's a meat Sauce's

0:51:23.080 --> 0:51:23.560
<v Speaker 1>old teeth.

0:51:23.600 --> 0:51:23.960
<v Speaker 2>Dragon.

0:51:24.239 --> 0:51:27.080
<v Speaker 1>Oh those were hideous. It ain't over for him though,

0:51:27.600 --> 0:51:30.160
<v Speaker 1>That's kind or is it.

0:51:31.239 --> 0:51:35.680
<v Speaker 2>I have a friend named hot Balls Larry who dragons

0:51:35.680 --> 0:51:36.080
<v Speaker 2>are real.

0:51:36.239 --> 0:51:39.520
<v Speaker 6>Hold on a second, you have a friend.

0:51:39.400 --> 0:51:42.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's not like your guy named hot ass Randy Balls.

0:51:43.280 --> 0:51:46.480
<v Speaker 6>Oh no, my friend Randy believes in centaurs.

0:51:46.520 --> 0:51:47.000
<v Speaker 2>That's what I mean.

0:51:48.320 --> 0:51:50.640
<v Speaker 1>That's his point. He has hot Balls Larry that believes

0:51:50.640 --> 0:51:51.160
<v Speaker 1>in dragons.

0:51:51.239 --> 0:51:52.319
<v Speaker 2>He believes in things too.

0:51:52.480 --> 0:51:53.480
<v Speaker 1>He has the same friend.

0:51:53.600 --> 0:51:57.839
<v Speaker 2>Every time hot As Randy fight, I'm gonna, I should say,

0:51:57.880 --> 0:52:00.560
<v Speaker 2>hot ass Randy believe, I'm gonna bring it. No, but yeah,

0:52:00.600 --> 0:52:01.200
<v Speaker 2>Ball's Larry.

0:52:01.520 --> 0:52:05.640
<v Speaker 1>Well, hot ass Randy believes in centaurs. Well, which one

0:52:05.640 --> 0:52:07.880
<v Speaker 1>of hot ass Randy's theories do you believe is the

0:52:07.880 --> 0:52:19.920
<v Speaker 1>most likely? Maybe the moon base one where there's a

0:52:19.960 --> 0:52:23.360
<v Speaker 1>base on the dark side of the moon. Yeah, that

0:52:24.360 --> 0:52:25.440
<v Speaker 1>alien ships.

0:52:26.800 --> 0:52:32.000
<v Speaker 2>Well, hot hot Ball's Larry believes that men should live

0:52:32.040 --> 0:52:34.360
<v Speaker 2>on breast milk alone.

0:52:36.960 --> 0:52:39.239
<v Speaker 1>You need to get a new sponsor. No, that's not his.

0:52:39.440 --> 0:52:40.799
<v Speaker 2>I don't know why you're saying that's about me. I

0:52:40.800 --> 0:52:42.840
<v Speaker 2>don't blame you for hot ass Randy's thoughts.

0:52:43.840 --> 0:52:47.799
<v Speaker 1>Good point, and thank god, do you subscribe to hot

0:52:47.800 --> 0:52:49.680
<v Speaker 1>balls Larry his theory?

0:52:49.760 --> 0:52:51.960
<v Speaker 2>Please answer the question he's talking to you.

0:52:52.000 --> 0:52:53.919
<v Speaker 1>How much did you drink when Louis was was young?

0:52:54.800 --> 0:52:54.880
<v Speaker 2>Me?

0:52:55.239 --> 0:52:58.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, breast milk. Like, do you ever give it a shot?

0:52:59.560 --> 0:53:03.960
<v Speaker 2>How much your mom drink when she was pregnant with you?

0:53:04.320 --> 0:53:04.919
<v Speaker 2>Does that even?

0:53:05.640 --> 0:53:08.719
<v Speaker 1>How much alcohol did she drink while she had you?

0:53:09.600 --> 0:53:12.160
<v Speaker 6>I don't think any.

0:53:11.400 --> 0:53:14.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh that I owe somebody three thousand dollars. My god,

0:53:14.640 --> 0:53:17.080
<v Speaker 2>I lost her, I lost him back. It's crazy what

0:53:17.200 --> 0:53:18.160
<v Speaker 2>you can bet on on KELSI.

0:53:18.840 --> 0:53:21.719
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, kelshy dot com used the promo code cavan get

0:53:21.760 --> 0:53:23.560
<v Speaker 6>up to five hundred dollars in trade.

0:53:23.600 --> 0:53:27.440
<v Speaker 2>You can get historical events, yeah, things that already happened.

0:53:28.880 --> 0:53:31.840
<v Speaker 6>But no, my mom didn't drink when she was pregnant

0:53:31.840 --> 0:53:32.080
<v Speaker 6>with me.

0:53:32.320 --> 0:53:33.480
<v Speaker 1>Well, then explain this.

0:53:36.400 --> 0:53:46.440
<v Speaker 6>Oh, you guys are being.

0:53:47.200 --> 0:53:50.640
<v Speaker 1>What is happening? That was my terrible mister ven impression

0:53:50.640 --> 0:53:54.200
<v Speaker 1>for the second time this week. I believe it wasn't great.

0:53:59.400 --> 0:54:02.040
<v Speaker 6>Can I tell you guys another story? Who cares about

0:54:02.040 --> 0:54:03.360
<v Speaker 6>your goddamn stories?

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<v Speaker 2>Sauce.

0:54:37.800 --> 0:54:39.760
<v Speaker 1>Do you actually have a story you'd like to share?

0:54:40.040 --> 0:54:40.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Go on.

0:54:42.600 --> 0:54:49.480
<v Speaker 6>So yesterday no, I'd already been up where my kiddo

0:54:49.480 --> 0:54:56.960
<v Speaker 6>goes to naycare. I got a message that Louis unfortunately

0:54:57.000 --> 0:55:01.400
<v Speaker 6>had a blowout and he goes Wednesdays and.

0:55:01.480 --> 0:55:03.200
<v Speaker 2>Fridays order.

0:55:04.680 --> 0:55:12.879
<v Speaker 1>And uh, of course who ordered that? Mm hmm.

0:55:14.120 --> 0:55:16.840
<v Speaker 6>On Friday when we went to pick him up, my

0:55:16.880 --> 0:55:19.200
<v Speaker 6>wife took a bunch of the extra clothes he at home,

0:55:20.520 --> 0:55:27.279
<v Speaker 6>so we didn't have any extra clothes there. So they said, unfortunately,

0:55:27.920 --> 0:55:32.160
<v Speaker 6>the only extra clothes we had are girl clothes. So

0:55:32.239 --> 0:55:35.680
<v Speaker 6>I picked him up yesterday. He's wearing.

0:55:37.040 --> 0:55:41.160
<v Speaker 1>Girl sweatpants that barely cover the back of his diaper

0:55:41.920 --> 0:55:45.840
<v Speaker 1>and it's a juicy on the basically sweatpants.

0:55:45.880 --> 0:55:50.879
<v Speaker 6>They were like like a fabric that like Lady Folk

0:55:51.080 --> 0:55:58.880
<v Speaker 6>or Lady or Hawk would buy a Talbots and Telbots Telbot.

0:56:00.040 --> 0:56:04.400
<v Speaker 2>And by Lady clothes.

0:56:06.600 --> 0:56:12.799
<v Speaker 6>And a bright purple shirt with.

0:56:12.840 --> 0:56:15.440
<v Speaker 2>A unicorn on It's right.

0:56:16.760 --> 0:56:19.319
<v Speaker 6>And I get there and I literally they are all

0:56:19.360 --> 0:56:21.520
<v Speaker 6>all the kids that were outside of their backs turned

0:56:21.520 --> 0:56:27.440
<v Speaker 6>and I'm like, which one is my kiddo.

0:56:28.120 --> 0:56:28.480
<v Speaker 1>He was.

0:56:28.640 --> 0:56:32.160
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, he was dressed in girl clothes and because you

0:56:32.200 --> 0:56:33.760
<v Speaker 6>didn't have any clothes to change into.

0:56:35.120 --> 0:56:36.320
<v Speaker 2>I don't want your.

0:56:36.239 --> 0:56:39.600
<v Speaker 1>Life how many times I've used it exact excuse.

0:56:39.360 --> 0:56:42.040
<v Speaker 6>Why you're dressed in girl clothes because you had a blowout.

0:56:46.840 --> 0:56:49.799
<v Speaker 6>That's a boy, Yeah, that's a boy. I'm sure there

0:56:49.800 --> 0:56:53.239
<v Speaker 6>were people that were like, is that is that boy.

0:56:53.000 --> 0:56:57.600
<v Speaker 1>Wearing lady clothes? Ye? Yes, he is.

0:56:59.320 --> 0:56:59.799
<v Speaker 2>Saying that.

0:57:00.000 --> 0:57:03.320
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I don't know. It was twenty twenty six, man, Yeah.

0:57:03.160 --> 0:57:04.960
<v Speaker 2>But not just that. I don't think they can I

0:57:04.960 --> 0:57:05.719
<v Speaker 2>don't think.

0:57:06.160 --> 0:57:08.680
<v Speaker 1>No, you can tell they were girl clothes?

0:57:08.840 --> 0:57:10.759
<v Speaker 2>No, I know, But could they tell that he was

0:57:10.800 --> 0:57:13.719
<v Speaker 2>a boy? I mean, I old was he was? He

0:57:13.920 --> 0:57:15.279
<v Speaker 2>was he showing his shape? No?

0:57:16.640 --> 0:57:18.720
<v Speaker 6>I mean he was showing his butt because his parts

0:57:18.720 --> 0:57:19.480
<v Speaker 6>weren't big enough.

0:57:19.600 --> 0:57:22.800
<v Speaker 2>I know, but all butts look the same at that age.

0:57:24.080 --> 0:57:27.520
<v Speaker 2>I mean, yeah, it was funny though because Kurt Bill's No,

0:57:27.960 --> 0:57:28.840
<v Speaker 2>it was little Louis.

0:57:28.840 --> 0:57:31.600
<v Speaker 1>What did you do with the clothes when I got home? Uh?

0:57:31.800 --> 0:57:34.600
<v Speaker 1>I think you try him on? There's no way they

0:57:34.600 --> 0:57:37.240
<v Speaker 1>would have gotten over my foot. I see you here,

0:57:37.280 --> 0:57:45.240
<v Speaker 1>hold on here, what are you doing? I had a

0:57:45.240 --> 0:57:46.440
<v Speaker 1>picture where'd that picture go?

0:57:46.560 --> 0:57:46.760
<v Speaker 2>Oh?

0:57:46.840 --> 0:57:50.960
<v Speaker 1>God'd be great for the listeners. Okay, I'm just telling

0:57:51.000 --> 0:57:52.520
<v Speaker 1>you take your time. No, I can't find it.

0:57:52.560 --> 0:57:54.240
<v Speaker 2>Are you the star of the shirts on FX?

0:57:54.800 --> 0:57:58.040
<v Speaker 6>No, but Louis his dad can't get past the intro

0:57:58.160 --> 0:57:58.760
<v Speaker 6>of that show.

0:57:59.440 --> 0:58:01.440
<v Speaker 1>Let's seem more of what really matters. I'll do scores

0:58:01.480 --> 0:58:03.360
<v Speaker 1>and stats around the world of sports. Crystal, change your

0:58:03.360 --> 0:58:04.120
<v Speaker 1>life for something else.

0:58:04.320 --> 0:58:09.560
<v Speaker 2>Man, great story, dude, it wasn't three it was I mean,

0:58:09.560 --> 0:58:11.320
<v Speaker 2>I can see it walking in there. He is.

0:58:12.840 --> 0:58:19.480
<v Speaker 1>With the ladies, this juicy and then some random Minnesotan

0:58:19.480 --> 0:58:20.000
<v Speaker 1>who you hate.

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<v Speaker 2>We learned that the other day.

0:58:20.840 --> 0:58:23.040
<v Speaker 1>You don't like fellow Minnesotan's right, that screw up your

0:58:23.040 --> 0:58:28.280
<v Speaker 1>trip to Costco. Some random Minnesotan goes Jesus that boy

0:58:28.320 --> 0:58:29.400
<v Speaker 1>and lady clothes.

0:58:31.200 --> 0:58:34.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, a rose rose.

0:58:37.160 --> 0:58:44.880
<v Speaker 1>So so we solved one problem and maybe caused another one.

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<v Speaker 1>In the world of sports, the Freakness is moving to

0:58:50.280 --> 0:58:54.200
<v Speaker 1>three weeks and a day after the Kentucky Derby. Historically

0:58:54.280 --> 0:58:57.520
<v Speaker 1>it's been two weeks after. Now it's gonna be three

0:58:57.840 --> 0:59:00.520
<v Speaker 1>and it's a Sunday. No Triple Crown Race ever has

0:59:00.560 --> 0:59:03.479
<v Speaker 1>been run on a Sunday and The aim, of course,

0:59:03.560 --> 0:59:05.760
<v Speaker 1>is to get more Derby horses to run. So the

0:59:05.840 --> 0:59:07.480
<v Speaker 1>problem is, though, is all right, now we got a

0:59:07.480 --> 0:59:10.800
<v Speaker 1>three week and one day break between the Derby and

0:59:10.840 --> 0:59:13.400
<v Speaker 1>the Preakness. The problem is now, for at least next year,

0:59:14.200 --> 0:59:16.560
<v Speaker 1>then the gap between the Preakness and the Belmont is

0:59:16.600 --> 0:59:21.520
<v Speaker 1>only thirteen days. So you might have instead of a

0:59:21.600 --> 0:59:24.280
<v Speaker 1>horse winning the Derby, taking the Preakness off and then

0:59:24.280 --> 0:59:27.520
<v Speaker 1>going to the Belmont. Now you might have a Derby

0:59:27.560 --> 0:59:32.160
<v Speaker 1>winner Preakness winner, and then you would have to say,

0:59:32.160 --> 0:59:33.640
<v Speaker 1>are we going for the triple Crown or are we

0:59:33.720 --> 0:59:35.480
<v Speaker 1>going to run in thirteen days or just take it off?

0:59:35.520 --> 0:59:36.040
<v Speaker 2>What are we doing?

0:59:36.680 --> 0:59:38.600
<v Speaker 1>So they're trying, they're trying to figure this out. But

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<v Speaker 1>here's the problem for the horse racing industry. Since twenty

0:59:44.440 --> 0:59:50.160
<v Speaker 1>twenty two, how many of the ninety five Derby horses

0:59:50.560 --> 0:59:55.560
<v Speaker 1>have run in the Preakness right two weeks later? So

0:59:55.680 --> 1:00:00.440
<v Speaker 1>the last what four years? Since twenty twenty ti, how

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<v Speaker 1>many of the ninety five Kentucky Derby horses have gone

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<v Speaker 1>on to run the Preakness?

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<v Speaker 2>Ten oh, to just run it.

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<v Speaker 1>Just run it. Not the winners, just all ninety five

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<v Speaker 1>horses that have been in the Derby since twenty twenty two?

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<v Speaker 1>How many have gone on to run in the Preakness?

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<v Speaker 1>Fifteen sixty? Thanks?

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<v Speaker 2>What was your guest? Thirty five? Was it? Was it

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<v Speaker 2>at zero?

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<v Speaker 1>This year? I think it was. I think this year

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<v Speaker 1>it was zero. But out of ninety five, only thirteen

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<v Speaker 1>have run, So it's not just the winners. Almost nobody

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<v Speaker 1>is going on to the Preakness. In fact, three of

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<v Speaker 1>the past five Derby winners have skipped the Preakness. And

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<v Speaker 1>that's a problem, right, you can't have a triple Crown

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<v Speaker 1>if nobody's even trying to do it. So we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>see if this helps, because it would be so much

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<v Speaker 1>harder if you win the Derby and the Preakness, really

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<v Speaker 1>really hard, even if you're not a distance horse, because

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<v Speaker 1>the Belmont's a beast, it'd be so hard to win

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<v Speaker 1>the first two and go we're skipping the Belmont. You

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<v Speaker 1>got a chance at immortality. See, if you guys know

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<v Speaker 1>horse racing at all, I do. Affirmed won the Triple

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<v Speaker 1>Crown in nineteen seventy eight. Yep, how many Triple Crown

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<v Speaker 1>winners since? Affirmed?

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<v Speaker 2>Did we have one? Isn't that one horse?

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<v Speaker 1>It could be one?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think it was one American pharaoh, yeah, right, right,

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<v Speaker 2>one one of these. Fred Durer said it best.

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<v Speaker 1>American pharaoh did do it first in two thousand, than

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<v Speaker 1>in fifteen. He was the first one since affirmed in

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen seventy eight. But then Justify did it in twenty eighteen,

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<v Speaker 1>so we've had two. But I think since then it's

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<v Speaker 1>been really again, it's been this kind of situation where

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<v Speaker 1>it's like, is it even worth it? The stud fees

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<v Speaker 1>are so much more valuable than risking your horse horses' health,

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<v Speaker 1>so they're just like, we're not running. If it's two weeks,

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta give us more time.

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<v Speaker 2>So now it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Three weeks and a day. Oh, Sunday vibe is interesting, right,

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<v Speaker 1>Saturday feels like it's for the races, that's dark stars,

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<v Speaker 1>right Saturdays for the boys. Yeah, he has Saturday, I

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<v Speaker 1>go to the track, he admitted that. Yeah, Sunday though,

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<v Speaker 1>Sunday for the breakness.

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<v Speaker 2>What really matters is this, Washing a silk shirt chemically

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<v Speaker 2>is closer to washing your hair than to doing laundry.

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<v Speaker 2>Silk is a protein fiber, not a plant one like

1:02:49.560 --> 1:02:52.960
<v Speaker 2>cotton or linen, so it's sort of like washing hair.

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<v Speaker 2>When you wash a silk shirt.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh one in silk shirts core, No shocking, right, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't wear lady clothes for Louie.

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<v Speaker 2>No. I do my own laundry. You can tell. But

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<v Speaker 2>once a month or so you like to feel pretty, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Once a month or so, Like one of the gals

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<v Speaker 1>in my house will be like hey, you know, especially

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<v Speaker 1>my wife, like hey, can you do this? Because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna be home until this. Can you throw this in?

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<v Speaker 1>I have zero idea how the lady folk out there

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<v Speaker 1>understand fifty six different ways to wash their clothes and

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<v Speaker 1>what settings you need them on, because all of my

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<v Speaker 1>clothes is one setting for the washer, one setting for

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<v Speaker 1>the dryer. Yeah, this was supposed to be an ultralow.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the difference between low and ultra low? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't put that on low? Why it's still pretty low? No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's got to be ultra low. You're gonna ruin it. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it's gonna have to pay for the new

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<v Speaker 1>one anyway. What's the difference?

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<v Speaker 2>Man?

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<v Speaker 1>I just I love just That's why it's like I'll

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<v Speaker 1>be like Nate Bargetti and basically say like, let me

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<v Speaker 1>handle my laundry, you worry about yours and if I

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<v Speaker 1>have to play that husband card once in a while, like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I do my own laundry, just like Nate said in

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<v Speaker 1>a stand up that has never gotten me anywhere. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was going to Nate's stand up bit

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<v Speaker 1>on that is exactly what I thought. I'm like, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, I bet not a lot of dudes do

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<v Speaker 1>their own laundry. I'm gonna do that once in a while.

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<v Speaker 1>And she says I don't do enough. I'm gonna go,

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<v Speaker 1>I do my own laundry, and she's gonna go who cares?

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<v Speaker 1>And he is correct? And who are you? It has

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<v Speaker 1>never gotten me anywhere, but I do like doing my own.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you passed out from it hitting to your foot

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<v Speaker 1>just the one time? Hitting my knee and I'm dropping

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<v Speaker 1>like a bag of rocks about forty five seconds later.

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<v Speaker 6>And it took an hour for your family to find you.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll never know.

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<v Speaker 1>No way is half the battle. The Vikings first preseason

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<v Speaker 1>game is a week from Saturday in New York noon

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<v Speaker 1>against the Giants as August fifteenth, so we're still a

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<v Speaker 1>week and a half away. Hell yeah. The regular he's

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<v Speaker 1>an opener is Sunday, September thirteenth versus Green Bay. You

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<v Speaker 1>claim that's the game that's on CBS that Jay J.

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<v Speaker 1>Watt reportedly will take over for Tony Romo while he's

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<v Speaker 1>dealing with his owy problem. Yeah, if you know this,

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<v Speaker 1>if you know, don't guess. If you want to guess,

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<v Speaker 1>feel free though, if you've already seen this.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't guess.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you guys know the opening line on DraftKings Vikings

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<v Speaker 1>Packers Week one? You do, Sauce, You're not in your head?

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<v Speaker 1>I do not. Vikings Packers at US Bank Stadium, September thirteenth.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's favored and by how many points? DraftKings Week one?

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<v Speaker 1>Vikings by two, Packers by three, Zachary, Packers by three

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<v Speaker 1>and a half. Sauce, You know what is it? A

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<v Speaker 1>Packers by one and a half. That is the correct answer.

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<v Speaker 1>Packers slight favorites way week one over under his forty

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<v Speaker 1>five and a half.

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<v Speaker 2>We're sitting on a big season. You wait, happening all

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<v Speaker 2>starts a week from Saturday.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well it all starts tonight.

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<v Speaker 2>Hawk.

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<v Speaker 1>We gotta scout both those.

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<v Speaker 2>Teams, Yeah, we got to scalp both those teams. Scout okay,

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<v Speaker 2>Thank god you clarify, because I that's gonna get messy.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't say things the right way. Man, No, you

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<v Speaker 1>just got you got not a smart person. You weren't

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<v Speaker 1>in Scouts Direct. I was, Yeah you were? Yeah for

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<v Speaker 1>how long?

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<v Speaker 2>It's t all?

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<v Speaker 1>It got tough.

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<v Speaker 6>I think I made it to like we blows, if

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<v Speaker 6>that's a thing. I think I made it that far. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>it's good for you, man, my cousin.

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<v Speaker 2>I really don't.

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<v Speaker 1>He's an Eagle Scout, is he really? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he should be very proud of So he's an

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<v Speaker 1>Eagle Scout and you've got zero badges? Did you get

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<v Speaker 1>any badges? I don't remember.

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<v Speaker 2>Man. Did you just say he should be very proud

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<v Speaker 2>of him? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>He should.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a very good I couldn't agree more. But is

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<v Speaker 2>he listening right now? He? Yeah, he listens.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Good. He died though. Well he does get name

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<v Speaker 1>dropped forty six times an episode. Take a deep breath, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I know you hate me. I don't hate you at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Your eyes say different. No, tell the guy at Target,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't hate you at all. I did. Is it

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<v Speaker 1>my turn to your turn?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Oh no, it's my turn. What really

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<v Speaker 2>matters is this, Out of every primate that has been studied,

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<v Speaker 2>humans get the least amount of sleep.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh they're all lazy. They ain't got things to worry about. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we got stuff to worry about or modern day problems.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, and I can. I'm not sure that's good. No, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>imagine all you have to do is worry about eating

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<v Speaker 2>and getting laid.

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<v Speaker 1>How is that a different than what you're currently doing.

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<v Speaker 2>During the break? Trust me?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>Deep breath, hugs, thank you? Can I do the next

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<v Speaker 6>sports flud fire away?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh?

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<v Speaker 6>We got another big running back deal, three time pro

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<v Speaker 6>bowler Jonathan Taylor reaching agreement on a two year, forty

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<v Speaker 6>four million dollar extension worth up to forty seven million

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<v Speaker 6>and includes thirty nine million guarantees.

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<v Speaker 2>He's great, thany good for him? Man, Yeah, get it

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<v Speaker 2>while the getting's good.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I thought you were gonna say, Jamiir Gibbs. No,

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<v Speaker 1>that's on its way though. Marni Gellner's on her way.

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<v Speaker 1>She should be here any second. We'll talk to Marne

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<v Speaker 1>in a second, William sawallach later.

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<v Speaker 2>That's righting codes later by the way, Uh, it is Thursday,

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<v Speaker 2>but Marnie will be here because we're shuffling things up.

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<v Speaker 1>That is correct, because Tommy's joining tomorrow because Criesol's in Switzerland.

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<v Speaker 1>Lieber right now is dropping his daughter Aims off at Auburn.

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<v Speaker 1>So he's out today. Yeah, man, so no Ben, no Tommy,

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<v Speaker 1>but Marnie's joining today because we got a packed studio tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>Think about this, Tommy right, Tommy Parker, Fox, Frank Vassolero,

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<v Speaker 1>Mark Parrish, Alisia Lewis, Initials Game, Live, Tournament of Champions,

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<v Speaker 1>rick Fields. We're stacked and packed them on mister Z tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably probably we had everybody tomorrow, so we have a

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<v Speaker 1>thousand people in the studio tomorrow. So Marty shed Smooth exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>It's JB.

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<v Speaker 2>Smooth's brother.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's tot He's really good, great actor.

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