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Speaker 2: It is the sixth day of August twenty twenty sixth.
Speaker 2: Good morning, everybody. Welcome to the Power Trip Morning Show.
Speaker 2: My name is Chris Hockey. It's Thursday morning. I'm sorry
Speaker 2: to say no Tommy, no Benny today, but Marti gallarda
Speaker 2: was gonna come in and join us. So that's cool.
Speaker 2: Thatt'ta be fun a little switching things up on a Thursday,
Speaker 2: So lots to get to. Let's get her started with
Speaker 2: some comedy from Jeff R. Curry our Trip Morning Show
Speaker 2: on the Thursday morning. Come on in. I am glad
Speaker 2: you are here.
Speaker 3: Who's a toy? I don't if you remember? It came
Speaker 3: out in the year two thousand. It was called big
Speaker 3: Mouth Billy Bass. Do you guys remember, dude? Oh wait,
Speaker 3: let me explain.
Speaker 2: Let me explain this. It was this amatronic fish you
Speaker 2: put on the wall. And what happened is if you
Speaker 2: press the button or you walk past it.
Speaker 1: It would activate it.
Speaker 3: The tail would start wagging on a fish, and then
Speaker 3: music would start playing. And then during the chorus of
Speaker 3: the song, he would look at you, and then he
Speaker 3: went back to pean of fish and I remember when
Speaker 3: the batteries started to die on Big Mouth Billy Bass.
Speaker 2: The only dropping quality before.
Speaker 3: Completely died is when he went to go sing the
Speaker 3: chorus of the song.
Speaker 2: His speech would flow brown.
Speaker 3: The first song was take Me to the River, and
Speaker 3: this is exactly how it sounded when the bads were dying.
Speaker 2: I want to know, can you help me? Halogok me
Speaker 2: it sure? Real far.
Speaker 1: What I know that? Ah?
Speaker 2: That's right, that's right.
Speaker 4: Ah, that's fine, that's right, that's fine.
Speaker 5: Fat you here the distance ungle this.
Speaker 1: Tag can Cursday, August sixth, twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2: This is the Power Trip Morning Show on Corey Cove.
Speaker 1: That's Chris Hockey, There's Meat Sauce, Paul Lambert, There's Zach
Speaker 1: Halverson and Max Buller. You guys are not in Canton.
Speaker 1: You're here, correct?
Speaker 2: You say what was part?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Ken? Yet you guys feel like you got a little
Speaker 1: bit of foam all right now? You feel like you're
Speaker 1: you're missing out on let's expected to be one of
Speaker 1: the best football games of all time. I mean it's football,
Speaker 1: you know, I mean I'm excited.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, there's lots going on in the world,
Speaker 2: but there's football happening, so that's good. You know. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we made it to today.
Speaker 1: Gonna gamble on it. I mean, I mean no, probably not.
Speaker 1: I mean we I don't know.
Speaker 6: We feel we have a strong opinion on both teams.
Speaker 2: Go on.
Speaker 1: I mean, like Kenny Pickett, he's very good can yeah
Speaker 1: he can? Yeah.
Speaker 6: And well the other quarterback for the other team, the
Speaker 6: guy that was drafted he can play really well. We're
Speaker 6: just gonna enjoy the festival.
Speaker 2: Please let us just enjoy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't want money to get in the way
Speaker 1: of our joy. Wait a ticket stand? But next year
Speaker 1: he might go. Next year, I mean, hot might go
Speaker 1: next year. We're going, didn't you go?
Speaker 2: If I'm still alive, I'll go next year. Oh, I
Speaker 2: mean it's how it goes, right. You can't you can't
Speaker 2: start counting chickens.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if we're there, I'll go. Yeah, you're a chicken counter.
Speaker 2: Why are you counting chickens, dude, I'm going.
Speaker 1: To count six the six finger canney at combo no
Speaker 1: slackstra toast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got a problem.
Speaker 1: That sounds real good.
Speaker 2: I know you got a real problem.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I have a lot of problems. My chicken finger
Speaker 1: addiction I don't think is one of them. I don't
Speaker 1: think so. No where else do I get protein from.
Speaker 2: No, I'll tell you not that fine, it's fine. That's
Speaker 2: my source of proachin you know, hurts your wrist though.
Speaker 2: You just gotta be careful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're right, well said listen man.
Speaker 2: You just make it day to day. Yeah, it's all right.
Speaker 6: But we made it to u NFL Hall of Fame game.
Speaker 2: There you go. It's football season.
Speaker 1: We made it, and we made it. The torch has
Speaker 1: been passed from the World Series of Poker to preseason football.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize they were trying to pass it to
Speaker 2: make they were trying to set me on fire.
Speaker 1: How did that go? It was awesome. Did you watch
Speaker 1: the whole thing?
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 1: It was actually pretty fast. It was seventeen hands.
Speaker 2: It's a lot of hands, man. What is it like
Speaker 2: the the Buddha guy? That's all right? Like the I
Speaker 2: know where you're talking, like Vishnu or whatever. That's it?
Speaker 1: What was that pose?
Speaker 2: The pictures like a lot more hands than arms. But
Speaker 2: the two of them are up here. I also look
Speaker 2: like the tooth dragon from you also look like you're
Speaker 2: about to talk dance. Yeah, technically I am.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm a little teapot.
Speaker 2: I realized the other day nothing that when I crossed
Speaker 2: my legs, I'm very effeminate. Wasn't that most dudes, I
Speaker 2: don't know, I know, do you do.
Speaker 1: The full cross or do you I do the thing
Speaker 1: all the time where it's you do the cross, but
Speaker 1: like all like this where it's all the way out
Speaker 1: where it's like the ninety degree angle and then your
Speaker 1: so your one foot ends up on the opposite knee.
Speaker 2: It's like you know, a meeting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, leg cross, Like you have an idea and you
Speaker 1: want to pitch something. I don't do the full like
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't do the full.
Speaker 1: You know when otherwise you're starting to pinch some stuff.
Speaker 2: Man. Well see that's the thing I'm going to show you, guys.
Speaker 2: I want to make sure I'm doing it correctly, because
Speaker 2: I saw myself in the mire the other day when
Speaker 2: I was in my therapist office try and stay alive,
Speaker 2: and I realized I was sitting like this.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's a little wait hold on, let me see.
Speaker 1: So a real tight leg cross, were you your hands
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 7: Were you sitting up like that like your back? Oh, by,
Speaker 7: because Parker does that. Parker sits like that. I don't
Speaker 7: know how he does it.
Speaker 2: Well, it's amazing because I know it doesn't look like it.
Speaker 2: But I do have male genitals. Yeah, what a male genitals?
Speaker 2: And thank you? And they are as I'm sitting here
Speaker 2: like this, Corey, I know you're wondering where are his
Speaker 2: his genitals? They're down in there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they get moshed in between and under probably you're
Speaker 1: getting pinched.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're getting pinched. And maybe I like the pinch.
Speaker 2: I have no idea. Maybe I feel I deserved the pinch.
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's a pinch. Like the guy in
Speaker 2: in Ocean's eleven.
Speaker 1: Used Basher Basher Don Cheetle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, great actor. He's a great actor anyway.
Speaker 7: So yeah, I got bullied in seventh grade and made
Speaker 7: fun of.
Speaker 2: For crossing in seventh grade.
Speaker 7: Yeah, like, well it was crossing my legs like Corey
Speaker 7: was sitting like with the the foot on the other
Speaker 7: knee on the other knee, and they for some reason
Speaker 7: thought that was gay.
Speaker 1: I'm like they were way off.
Speaker 7: If they bought the Calshie stock at that time, they
Speaker 7: would have be filthy rich right now, But I didn't
Speaker 7: think that was an indicator of my sexuality.
Speaker 1: Reason right, track right, Yeah, well you just mentioned Ocean
Speaker 1: Oceans eleven. Yeah, how about Matt Damon Odysseus, Yeah, Brad
Speaker 1: pitt Achilles and uh George Clooney, you know, brother, we're
Speaker 1: out though, essentially is Odysseus.
Speaker 2: Great point.
Speaker 1: Wow, gotta make good points. Why doesn't anybody.
Speaker 2: Listen to me? I don't know, man, You do make
Speaker 2: good points.
Speaker 1: Thanks, Bernie mac Zeus same, yeah, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hmmm, interesting, think about it.
Speaker 1: No, I want to watch Ocean's eleven, me too. Keep
Speaker 1: that Vegas? Oh? Have I given you guys a Vegas
Speaker 1: construction update this week?
Speaker 2: Now? You you let the ball fall? Yeah? Man? Cross
Speaker 2: my legs? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What'd your therapist say about the leg crossing? Like, well,
Speaker 1: we don't have time today to deal with that. Let's
Speaker 1: talk about that some other time.
Speaker 2: But what's really going on?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: He one? Things really going on? Yeah, okay, okay, but
Speaker 2: let's look at you. What's really Let's go back to
Speaker 2: seventh grade. You're sitting beside Zach.
Speaker 1: Did you say there's a mirror in your therapist's office
Speaker 1: while I saw myself in the reflection. Oh okay, got it.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I don't know. There's something intimidating
Speaker 1: about somebody in therapy looking at them so truly looking
Speaker 1: at themselves. Okay, okay, so you just your therapist is
Speaker 1: the lady at massage envy. I'm trying to get happy.
Speaker 2: Wink wink. Yeah, I wonder if this would end happily.
Speaker 2: Shower head, you don't get this bit, No, I do.
Speaker 2: That's member.
Speaker 6: When he went and got his member, his balls knocked
Speaker 6: around by the shower head, right right.
Speaker 1: Uh, I'm sorry, that would be that would be a
Speaker 1: little too on the on the nose.
Speaker 2: Right to have a mirror and a therapy office is
Speaker 2: going like.
Speaker 1: You need to take a good look at yourself, literally,
Speaker 1: not just metaphorically, look at yourself. What are you doing
Speaker 1: with your life?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well, I'm daintily crossing my legs. We'll start there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's work backwards.
Speaker 2: I will say this. I could not cross my legs
Speaker 2: like this, uh, one hundred pounds ago, but now I can't. There.
Speaker 1: You go, good for you. Maybe it's you know, it's
Speaker 1: nice and comfort. Now it's not.
Speaker 2: Hey, I like to like to hurt myself.
Speaker 8: Well, you look, you look nice, my nuts, crossing legs,
Speaker 8: Johnny Cash is Johnny Cash is on sauces list of
Speaker 8: things that you hate her.
Speaker 1: I think is massively overrated, right, yes, Johnny Cash.
Speaker 2: That's crazy because I would think that you were you
Speaker 2: were a Johnny Cash man.
Speaker 6: No, I don't really like it. The hurt songs outstanding,
Speaker 6: the rest of it kind of overrated.
Speaker 2: You don't like boy called Sue?
Speaker 1: No, you don't like Ring a Fire live from Fullsome
Speaker 1: Blues or whatever. Yeah, Paul some Prison is awesome. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Johnny Cash.
Speaker 2: It's cool, man, deal with it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not for me, which is fine. It is fine. Absolutely.
Speaker 1: My life's gonna be the same way that you like
Speaker 1: Johnny Cash or not.
Speaker 2: Mine's changed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you're crossing your legs like a boy named Sue. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's fine. Don't curse out for Zach. Yeah, they don't
Speaker 1: crush your balls.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, that's always a good way to start today.
Speaker 2: What if I want to? Yeah, I guess your choice.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: Tommy normally on a Thursday would kick down the door
Speaker 1: right now. And that's what I do every morning. I
Speaker 1: take six shots of espresso and then crush my balls.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was an old bitch first.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he scared you that. I think it was last week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, speaking of I almost said speaking old
Speaker 2: some bitches, But that's that's not the way I wanted
Speaker 2: to start to sentence. I'm gonna rewind that. Guess who
Speaker 2: I saw yesterday connected to the fan kind of Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean but but not not yes, but like.
Speaker 1: He never worked here but fan adjacent.
Speaker 2: But he was on this this station a lot because
Speaker 2: we're the home of the Vikings.
Speaker 1: Okay, hang on, Pete Bursch, No, he's still on this station,
Speaker 1: and I hope you is.
Speaker 2: Do you know something Pete don't know?
Speaker 1: No, Uh, hang on, Jimmy Klein Saucer. Is it a
Speaker 1: former Viking or just a former Viking?
Speaker 2: Well, he is certainly a part of the Minnesota Vikings,
Speaker 2: but he wasn't a player.
Speaker 1: You're very close, uh, Childress Sam.
Speaker 2: Right, So Brad's children sent about a half hour talking
Speaker 2: to him yesterday at Vikings practice. Oh really yeah, man,
Speaker 2: he's well, he's doing great, and uh we talked for
Speaker 2: a long time. We had a really really fun conversation.
Speaker 2: It was it was uh, myself and him and uh
Speaker 2: his son in law, and his son in law is
Speaker 2: a big fan of the show, and so we talked
Speaker 2: to him about the Initials game for a long time and.
Speaker 1: Does Brad want to play it on a future Friday.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you that would be sick. He he's interested.
Speaker 2: He is, he had He was like, I'm gonna he goes,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be honest with you. I don't know what
Speaker 2: you're talking about. That sounds like fun, love it, That's
Speaker 2: what he said. It was really crazy, be awesome. We
Speaker 2: talked for a long time. It was really really fun.
Speaker 2: I can't you know. After he was let go as coach,
Speaker 2: I was with him at a charity event one time
Speaker 2: and it was like, you know, the pressure was off
Speaker 2: and he was just him, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: And we talked for a long time and I was like, oh, okay, Well,
Speaker 2: when he's not doesn't have the weight to the world
Speaker 2: on his shoulders, just like anybody. I guess maybe he's
Speaker 2: just a normal dude. And then yesterday we talked for
Speaker 2: a long time at practice and watched everything that was
Speaker 2: going on, and he told me some fun things about
Speaker 2: Tyreek Hill and the first time he ever saw him
Speaker 2: run and there was a Viking that that kind of
Speaker 2: had a similar thing going on in practice. Yestay. I'll
Speaker 2: tell you more about that later, but it was just
Speaker 2: just fun. And then Tom West walked over and he goes,
Speaker 2: you know what you would be good at and he
Speaker 2: pointed at Childres. So he goes the Initials game.
Speaker 1: I love Tom West.
Speaker 2: And then he just walked away.
Speaker 1: He didn't want to talk to anyone. You know how
Speaker 1: much I would pay Tom West to do that in
Speaker 1: front of Abbott.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Just walk up to Randos and go, hey, uh, Chillie,
Speaker 1: good to see you, buddy. It's been a minute. Everything good, cool? Hey,
Speaker 1: you know what you should do? Play Initials at eight
Speaker 1: fifteen on a Friday, basically.
Speaker 2: In front of just described as exactly what happened. And
Speaker 2: I didn't have to pay him standing right beside.
Speaker 1: Fantastic. Yeah, no, my day. So I just got to
Speaker 1: watch the main event, the World Tiers of Poker wrap up, right,
Speaker 1: and Tom West and everybody down at the Vikings is
Speaker 1: basically saying, hey, this is a waste of time here
Speaker 1: this football stuff.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about Initials. That really wasn't what they said oh.
Speaker 1: Let's just talk initials, right, Yeah, it wasn't. Hey, you
Speaker 1: should jump on the power Trip Monday through Thursday because
Speaker 1: you know what you should do.
Speaker 2: That's right. Yeah, now that you're right, that part is right?
Speaker 1: God yeah yeah man. Anybody did anybody record Chad's face
Speaker 1: when that interaction took place?
Speaker 2: Probably? Yeah he was the US government, Yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: for sure, because they're watching him, you know.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's been on the list. He gets randomly
Speaker 1: screened at every yearport he goes through, sometimes at like
Speaker 1: random Burger Kings. You can screened everywhere he goes.
Speaker 2: They're right to do it. He walks like Frankenstein.
Speaker 1: Yeah he does. His therapist says.
Speaker 2: There's a reason his nuts are too big.
Speaker 1: He's holding something back. His balls are crushed.
Speaker 2: Well, his legs might never uncross it. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: Uh man.
Speaker 2: Anyway, so Chili's super cool man. Yeah, that's awesome fun.
Speaker 1: I don't think I ever met him, right, I mean
Speaker 1: obviously we were around him once in a while, like
Speaker 1: from a distance. Great song.
Speaker 2: It's weird. You know a lot of times they're playing like, uh,
Speaker 2: get that over here stuff, you know, music wise, like
Speaker 2: on the big speakers. Yeah sure, but when shouldress walked
Speaker 2: up over to me, Get that Hole over songs?
Speaker 1: That was is Patrick Swayzey impression?
Speaker 2: Again, I don't know the songs, man, but normally they're
Speaker 2: playing modern hip hop, you know. And then as Brad
Speaker 2: walked over to me, I heard does and maybe it
Speaker 2: wasn't playing on the speakers. Maybe it's only in my heart. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we definitely loves get that Hole.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, he used to.
Speaker 2: He's your copy wrote it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so do you love from a distance enough to
Speaker 1: pay the five thousand dollars fee so we can play it? No,
Speaker 1: but I love that song. How many times have you
Speaker 1: listened to mister Vain this week?
Speaker 2: Just the once?
Speaker 1: Ten?
Speaker 2: Come on?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I listened to it a couple times yesterday.
Speaker 2: No kidding. I tell you guys something. I gotta stop
Speaker 2: listening to mister Vane because he's getting me in trouble. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's got bad ideas. You're crushing in therapist. I'm punishing
Speaker 2: him trouble. You're trying to make him as small as possible.
Speaker 2: He's got to learn his lesson.
Speaker 1: Oh buddy, mister Vane is undefeated against you.
Speaker 2: By it's sort of a bitch. It's not about gambling.
Speaker 2: I'm in trouble.
Speaker 1: Williams Wallachs Later, Right, that's what time?
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 1: Seven to fifteen eight eight eight on the dot the
Speaker 1: dot on a dot on the dot.
Speaker 2: See big news on that too, Is that right?
Speaker 1: Marnie Gellner Later, I got team codes. Later, if you
Speaker 1: guys want to play that? Yeah, you said it sounds
Speaker 1: like you have some kind of speed demon. You want
Speaker 1: to talk about it Viking's training camp.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 1: If it's not Claiborne, I'm curious who it is. But
Speaker 1: even if it is Claiborne, I can't wait to hear well,
Speaker 1: that's legit.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna say this, after what I saw yesterday,
Speaker 2: it's gonna be hard for Quasy to ever say they
Speaker 2: shouldn't have let me go wow, because I saw a
Speaker 2: lot of rookies playing really well yesterday. A lot of
Speaker 2: rookies playing really really well.
Speaker 1: Yep. You know what a victory lab for presents if
Speaker 1: it works out that.
Speaker 2: Way, legs like I do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But at one point in his therapist's office, he's
Speaker 1: just gonna smoke a cigar and stare at himself and go,
Speaker 1: I nailed it. He's gonna start being the babe I
Speaker 1: don't need.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe Coy is the patient. I the mountain.
Speaker 1: Uh, get that hole over here with the power to
Speaker 1: the Morning show.
Speaker 2: Right after this on the fan your helmet.
Speaker 6: And gutter helmet, heman dot com never clean your gutters.
Speaker 2: Again, shocking time to lose a whole strut.
Speaker 7: Comedy is not your thing, But I do know that
Speaker 7: Rock Auto has what I need.
Speaker 2: Overs. Welcome back, Thank you guys. I'll pumped up for
Speaker 2: the left overs? Your favorite segment.
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 2: It's called the left I thought this was order up? Yeah,
Speaker 2: dang it, you should play that. You like? You like this?
Speaker 2: I do you like that? Can we do the leftovers?
Speaker 2: But order? Yeah? You could just open the order up?
Speaker 6: Sure?
Speaker 2: Sure, I can't feel like I mean, yeah, it's I mean,
Speaker 2: I don't care. We're ordering up some leftovers. We make
Speaker 2: the rules in this joint. Sure, okay, let me see
Speaker 2: what's up? I told you about that. Oh this is
Speaker 2: a weird story. Maybe you guys know more about this.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to understand it. But then I didn't care.
Speaker 2: The writer producer is expanding his one hundred and five
Speaker 2: million dollar lawsuit against Netflix over the theft of an
Speaker 2: unreleased Nicholas Cage movie. Have you heard about this? No?
Speaker 2: Simon Afram filed an amended complaint in federal court in
Speaker 2: Los Angeles and added a defamation claim after Netflix allegedly
Speaker 2: accused his lawyers of trying to extort the company. The
Speaker 2: original lawsuit claims Netflix lost an unencrypted master copy of
Speaker 2: the forty five million dollar World War Two spy thriller
Speaker 2: Fortitude when hard drives were stolen from its Los Angeles offices.
Speaker 2: So apparently they made a movie was with Nicholas Cage
Speaker 2: called Fortitude, and then somebody somehow stole it from Netflix
Speaker 2: and now it's gone one and this guy is suing
Speaker 2: Netflix because.
Speaker 1: Wait, did you say the script or the actual film?
Speaker 2: They actually made the movie?
Speaker 1: Apparently, I have so many questions about there's only one
Speaker 1: copy of the movie. This isn't film anymore. I don't
Speaker 1: know what now, this isn't the sports.
Speaker 2: But they watched the movie, was like, let's just put
Speaker 2: this over here and hit the old delete button.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well it wasn't. Somebody remind me what's the story
Speaker 1: again with toy story where.
Speaker 2: It was almost deleted Toys Come to Life? No, no,
Speaker 2: not the.
Speaker 1: Plot Woody and Andy and exactly probably know this, what's
Speaker 1: the bit where it was almost deleted? Yeah, so there was.
Speaker 7: Basically somebody was in writing code or something in the
Speaker 7: background and accidentally screwed up like that. It made a
Speaker 7: typo that started basically deleting much of Toy Story too,
Speaker 7: and pretty pretty basically was a somebody was one of
Speaker 7: the animators had a baby, and so she was working
Speaker 7: from home and at the time it was you know,
Speaker 7: like we have all of our stuff online at the time,
Speaker 7: they just had to make basically entire copies of it
Speaker 7: to bring it home to work on their computers at home.
Speaker 7: So she had thankfully a copy of most of the
Speaker 7: stuff that they lost and were able to restore it.
Speaker 7: But yeah, there was basically just a human error that
Speaker 7: caused the computer to start deleting everything and they damn
Speaker 7: near lost a.
Speaker 1: Billion dollar movie. So they fired that lady like a
Speaker 1: year or two ago. So this isn't this isn't Toy
Speaker 1: Story Too. This is a Nicholas Cage movie.
Speaker 2: And maybe it was better.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure Hawk would have liked.
Speaker 2: It, maybe, but no, so certainly so the filmmakers delivered
Speaker 2: an unencrypted master hard drive of the forty five million
Speaker 2: dollar indie film Fortitude to Netflix for a screening in
Speaker 2: j June of twenty twenty.
Speaker 1: Six.
Speaker 2: Days later, Netflix reported that multiple hard drives had been
Speaker 2: stolen from its office.
Speaker 1: Uh the heist.
Speaker 2: The financier financier and producer Simon affrom Student. Netflix, stating
Speaker 2: the unencrypted leak effectively destroyed the commercial sales, distribution, and
Speaker 2: release strategy of the movie. Netflix said we have no
Speaker 2: liability of the filmmakers handed over the master copy without
Speaker 2: proper industry security safeguards, claim the filmmakers tried to extort
Speaker 2: an inflated one hundred and sixty five million dollar payout.
Speaker 1: So and how about this. I'm not an expert. I
Speaker 1: have no idea. What if I'm What I'm about to
Speaker 1: say is right? How about make a copy?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Am I losing my mind?
Speaker 1: You? How can how can any forty five dollars forty
Speaker 1: five million dollar movie? Yeah? Just have one copy?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Oh? Was that even a thing?
Speaker 2: Mister z I know you're out there. Listen, you get
Speaker 2: out of the ballgag and give us a call in
Speaker 2: a ball gag. I'm five fifth man.
Speaker 1: That shocks me. That part is very guess, very very guessable.
Speaker 1: I've seen him, not in a ball gig, I've just
Speaker 1: seen him. That's what I would have guessed. I got
Speaker 1: to understand that, what if the movie was so bad
Speaker 1: that they did this on purpose and stead up their own.
Speaker 2: Here's what it says on the poster. Twelve hours, ten
Speaker 2: million dollars, one kidnapped, daughter stolen. That's the poster.
Speaker 1: Guy's great name, one bad Nicholas Cage movie.
Speaker 2: See you can't do it.
Speaker 1: Can't do it.
Speaker 6: How about did you guys ever speaking of this, did
Speaker 6: you guys ever hear that?
Speaker 2: How about did you guys ever?
Speaker 1: Hold on?
Speaker 2: How about did you guys Movies that were stolen or lost?
Speaker 2: They made?
Speaker 6: Jim Carrey made. There was a movie Who's the guys?
Speaker 2: Christ?
Speaker 1: There's a point here? Who's the guy that words?
Speaker 2: Here? Dude? Are you on the cop Show? The old
Speaker 2: cop show with uh chips? No? The guy was the
Speaker 2: sheriff and.
Speaker 7: He was a real whimpy guyne pop Eye.
Speaker 2: No, you know what I'm talking about. Was he going
Speaker 2: to play it for a Hamburger today? No? Not that guy?
Speaker 2: It was? And show? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Who was the cop thing? Marshall Barniey Yeah five?
Speaker 2: He did a movie in.
Speaker 6: Like the sixties that was a talking fish, right, They
Speaker 6: tried to do it with Jim Carrey and like the
Speaker 6: early two thousands, and it was so bad.
Speaker 2: Barney tried to have sex with Jim carry.
Speaker 6: No, they made Jim Carrey tried to do the movie
Speaker 6: of a Talking Fish. It was so bad they spent
Speaker 6: like ten million dollars to get rid of it because
Speaker 6: it tested so poorly.
Speaker 2: I'm serious, it seems like you're fuzzy on the details.
Speaker 1: No, that was a wild ride.
Speaker 6: But there was a movie with Barney Fiber he was
Speaker 6: a talking fish fish, and then they tried to remake
Speaker 6: it in the two thousands with Carrying.
Speaker 2: It was so bad.
Speaker 1: I feel like we are playing whose line is it anyway?
Speaker 1: And somebody just handed sauce three cards that says talking fish,
Speaker 1: Barney Fife, Jim Carrey go.
Speaker 2: But you're not allowed to make sense. But it's true inde.
Speaker 2: Yeahh just the original title to the documentary about my
Speaker 2: wiener hey sping of Jim Carrey.
Speaker 1: How do you guys feel about these rumors and the
Speaker 1: momentum about Grinch too?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You guys interested or not? A quarter century later?
Speaker 2: It's a Christmas movie? Yeah, the hell is he going
Speaker 2: to steal this time?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Then he learned this less thon. Yeah, but what heart?
Speaker 2: Isn't it big? Now?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Isn't that the whole point? If now he has
Speaker 1: like tax issues or something, Hi, how are you? Heart
Speaker 1: is too big? What if he's gambling now?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What if he's just on g O P one is
Speaker 2: because of his health? What if he's hot? That was
Speaker 2: a giant word. Yeah, and he loves everybody a little
Speaker 2: too much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a little handsy. Yeah, it's okay. They're all
Speaker 1: on the same team in Whoville.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but I don't know, man, don't say it. Don't
Speaker 6: don't say what. At the beginning of inriminate him, a
Speaker 6: wee could go what at the.
Speaker 1: Beginning of Grinch Too, is just five guys with cell
Speaker 1: phones that walk up the mountain, knock on the door,
Speaker 1: and as soon as the Grinch comes out, one guy
Speaker 1: to yells.
Speaker 6: Excuse me, everybody, no, not green chin predator in Whoville.
Speaker 3: This guy's here to he sees Cindy Lula, Oh not
Speaker 3: now she's like forty now, but at the time she.
Speaker 1: Was oh man.
Speaker 2: In nineteen ninety eight, Warner Brothers hired Jim Carrey for
Speaker 2: twenty five million dollars to start in a motor remake
Speaker 2: of The Incredible Mister Limit Limpit. The problem, studio executives
Speaker 2: insisted that audiences still needed to recognize Jim Carrey's face
Speaker 2: even after he transformed into a fish. There, the studio
Speaker 2: spent ten million dollars on advanced motion capture technology to
Speaker 2: overlay Carry's real, highly expressive human face onto a photorealistic
Speaker 2: three D fish body. The test footage plunged straight into
Speaker 2: the Uncanny Valley. Test audience has found the visual of
Speaker 2: a hyper detailed human face stretched across a digital fish
Speaker 2: body unsettling and creepy.
Speaker 7: See, yeah, terrible if that is.
Speaker 2: Here's another movie question, right, ghost, I'm sorry, Corey, it
Speaker 2: looks like one of the ghosts in Jim Carrey's Scrooge movie. Yeah,
Speaker 2: terribly use kids. Oh yeah, that's terrible. I hate that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so here's another. Here's another movie question that I
Speaker 1: don't I don't have the answer to, and I doubt
Speaker 1: you guys do either. Maybe chat chpdid. It's like and
Speaker 1: even in nineteen ninety eight, do movie studios have a
Speaker 1: big chunk of money that is just like we know
Speaker 1: it's gonna we're gonna lose money from time to time
Speaker 1: chasing failed dreams. Like how many people get fired when
Speaker 1: they waste that much money? Or is it just like
Speaker 1: that's just part of the business. Once in a while,
Speaker 1: you have to start going down a path that you
Speaker 1: know you're gonna have to abandon.
Speaker 2: I think you get promoted to vice president of my
Speaker 2: Heart Radio.
Speaker 6: Well, there were a lot of bombs this summer on.
Speaker 1: Like Warner Brothers did this a couple of years ago. Well,
Speaker 1: that that Actme movie that was about to come out.
Speaker 1: They put that in the vault originally because they were
Speaker 1: gonna do it because they got a tax break, because
Speaker 1: I thought, it's not going to sell any money, so
Speaker 1: we'll just put it in the vault and we'll get
Speaker 1: more money off of the tax break.
Speaker 2: They did the same thing to like a fully filmed
Speaker 2: Batgirl movie as well.
Speaker 1: Really, yeah, it's got Brendan Fraser and everything, Like the
Speaker 1: movie is done and it had one screening for the
Speaker 1: cast and now nobody will ever see it again. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and they Yeah, I guess because the president of Warner
Speaker 1: Brothers just was trying to get some money, a lot
Speaker 1: of money out of it. Well they should do some
Speaker 1: bit where, just like I'm convinced Pink Floyd. When they're
Speaker 1: all dead, they're going to say, yeah, of course we
Speaker 1: lined it up with Inquisitive Oz. We're going to deny
Speaker 1: it our entire lives, but as soon as we're dead,
Speaker 1: we're going to tell everybody.
Speaker 2: Of course we did it.
Speaker 1: Everybody that works at that movie studio right now should
Speaker 1: basically sign an agreement that the second they're all dead,
Speaker 1: that Back Girl gets released. Yeah, or is it Back Girls?
Speaker 2: Said? I think it's Back Girl.
Speaker 1: Every every one of them has to be dead, and
Speaker 1: the second they're all dead, then the movie comes out,
Speaker 1: whether it's in fifteen years or a hundre years, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, because the world deserves to see it,
Speaker 1: and Hawk can love it. Well, yeah, Brandon Freezers in it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Mesino man, Casino man, sure, Hawk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's me. They find me in twenty years and
Speaker 2: I'm still at the slot machines hanging out with poly Shore. Well,
Speaker 2: he's the only guy who still likes me, even SASA
Speaker 2: doesn't love me anymore.
Speaker 1: No, I love you more than anything. Oh, Front Page
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Speaker 2: Dude. Okay, So football season starts season. Cory Saucy and I,
Speaker 2: we don't mind how obsessed you are with poker. We
Speaker 2: think it's where that you think it's where the where
Speaker 2: the obsessed with football?
Speaker 1: Football season kind of starts today. Ye kind of listen.
Speaker 2: Were you involved in the World Series of Poker? Yes,
Speaker 2: you are kind of involved in the preseason of the
Speaker 2: World Series of Poker.
Speaker 1: When does the actual season start? Is it the first
Speaker 1: week of September? Five weeks from nutcracking season? If you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, because that's all year round.
Speaker 2: Yeah, butt slapping the season? Well, it starts on a
Speaker 2: Wednesday this year crossed again?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh man? Is that the what is that?
Speaker 1: Seahawks and somebody? Yeah, and then the and Patriots full
Speaker 1: on rematch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Patriots are going to take a huge step back.
Speaker 1: So your super Bowl is in like six months. My
Speaker 1: super Bowl ended last night. So again it's it's the
Speaker 1: passing of the torch.
Speaker 2: I get it.
Speaker 1: Jeremiah Love not expected to play tonight at the Hall
Speaker 1: of Fame game.
Speaker 6: Uh do you guys see that video in them that
Speaker 6: went viral yesterday on Twitter?
Speaker 2: Practice? You want to talk about cheeks.
Speaker 1: That's what I want to talk about.
Speaker 2: They're going to be awful. You just you sarcastically said,
Speaker 2: this is AI.
Speaker 1: It looks like AI.
Speaker 2: I still get so confused when you said cheeks. It's
Speaker 2: so bad because I don't don't see cheeks being a
Speaker 2: bad thing. Buns I mean.
Speaker 1: Is going.
Speaker 2: I don't want to play for Arizona.
Speaker 6: They can't catch the ball, they're tackling the quarterback in practice,
Speaker 6: they can't get a snap off.
Speaker 1: Hideous.
Speaker 2: They're going to be the buns of all buns.
Speaker 1: They're gonna be the worst team league.
Speaker 2: Even like bread, buns are good. You guys say buns,
Speaker 2: and you say it negatively. It makes me sad. You
Speaker 2: got to use a different word. Imagine warm buns right
Speaker 2: out of the oven.
Speaker 1: With some buds from Texas Roadhouse, cinnamon cinnamon butter. But
Speaker 1: put a little cinnamon butter on this Hall of Fame
Speaker 1: game and I might pay attention.
Speaker 2: You know, I'll butter myself up for you.
Speaker 1: Baby.
Speaker 2: You want to come over and watch the game? Maybe?
Speaker 1: Nope, Okay, I'll come over.
Speaker 2: No, No, you won't. No you can't buy. I bet
Speaker 2: you're twenty bucks. You don't go to his house and
Speaker 2: watch them? Well, but I bet we watch it.
Speaker 1: Facetiming. How much would I have to pay you to
Speaker 1: drive to his house and watch the entire game? Nothing?
Speaker 2: Because hanging out with friends shouldn't go get and do
Speaker 2: it for free. It's gonna be weird though, because I'm
Speaker 2: not going to be there. Never mind. Yeah, you going over? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'd love to see you.
Speaker 6: No, I'm allergic to cats. Yeah, I know that's what
Speaker 6: I've heard.
Speaker 1: It's the over under. It's obvious not that cats.
Speaker 2: Allergic to eating? Your allergic to egg sandwich?
Speaker 1: Is?
Speaker 2: That's for sure?
Speaker 6: You want to know something, you guys want to make
Speaker 6: fun of me. For the first time in a long time.
Speaker 2: You can see your nuts.
Speaker 1: I'm under two hundred and forty pounds.
Speaker 2: Oh, let's go my dogs down. Good for you, that's
Speaker 2: really crazy.
Speaker 1: Eight.
Speaker 2: That's great. You look great, you're your bra you're hot. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I got huge. I almost said the word. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: do have huge tea words you do, but I like
Speaker 2: them though. Now you get a little tiny waist.
Speaker 6: What do you think the over under is for the Cardinals.
Speaker 2: Or football? Well? You I it's Hall of Fame. I
Speaker 2: don't want to know.
Speaker 1: You talk about four and a half or five and
Speaker 1: a half, three and a half, three and a half and.
Speaker 6: A half you're talking about you can talk about my
Speaker 6: and a half?
Speaker 2: Is it? Really? You gotta take the over you got stuff?
Speaker 2: You want to put a honeye on it.
Speaker 1: Me. What what are you doing research for? I just
Speaker 1: want to look like a man you're talking about Look
Speaker 1: at this schedule.
Speaker 2: The schedule's gonna change anything, you know. The six of
Speaker 2: their games, that's what matters.
Speaker 1: They play the Niners, the Seahawks.
Speaker 2: I'll take the under. You'll take the under a hundred dollars. Yeah, Jesus,
Speaker 2: you'll do that in a heartbeat.
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Okay, slut it up?
Speaker 1: Man? What you.
Speaker 2: Four or five out of their all?
Speaker 1: I can't do math here one, two, four of the
Speaker 1: first five games Niners, Lions, Rams, Broncos.
Speaker 2: Those are four losses.
Speaker 1: Or wins or ties.
Speaker 2: Right, but if they get lucky, you can kiss cheeks.
Speaker 2: I can't. Thanks.
Speaker 1: You just been one hundred dollars on the Cardinals.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well yeah, problem kiss it? Guess what?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Why do you keep saying it?
Speaker 1: Rim?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: So that's your super Bowl.
Speaker 2: Mine was.
Speaker 1: Last night the WSOP main event, Lucas Jumalan becomes the
Speaker 1: second youngest champ in WSOP history, twenty two years old,
Speaker 1: ten million dollars. He was outstanding last night. He was
Speaker 1: an absolute beast. Good for him. Man went wired a
Speaker 1: wire by the.
Speaker 2: Way, too.
Speaker 1: Chipleader at the start of the final table, steamrolled almost
Speaker 1: the entire final table until they got heads up. At
Speaker 1: one point it was almost tied, but never lost the lead.
Speaker 1: Nine two hundred and eight players, the fourth largest main
Speaker 1: event of all time, a prize pool of eighty five
Speaker 1: point six million, and ten of them going to a
Speaker 1: twenty two year old kid from Spokane, Washington. You know
Speaker 1: what's cool about sorry, Zecho.
Speaker 6: You know what's cool about that is watching those guys
Speaker 6: play it as a gabe, not as like a not
Speaker 6: as like gambling or like the strategy of it is
Speaker 6: sweet to see them like the guy that's yeah, correct, no,
Speaker 6: but you know what I mean, like you, they just
Speaker 6: play it like it's a sport. Like the guy is
Speaker 6: the chip lead the guy. I mean, this is way
Speaker 6: too deep. But like one of the guys I watched,
Speaker 6: you know, he was the small blind. He immediately raises
Speaker 6: into the big blind.
Speaker 2: So he because it just they play the right way.
Speaker 6: It's it's fun to watch they bully when they have
Speaker 6: a big stack, they put pressure on.
Speaker 1: They just they play the right way.
Speaker 2: It was cool to watch you talk about initials for
Speaker 2: a little bit.
Speaker 1: In case abbess listening, No abbot passed away. Are you talk?
Speaker 2: Oh, Stevie wonders not blind? Oh do you want to hear?
Speaker 6: You want to hear Randy's latest conspiracy theory?
Speaker 1: Hot ass, Randy, Yeah, go ahead, Bud.
Speaker 6: It says on August twelfth, six days from today, we
Speaker 6: are gonna have seven seconds of no gravity.
Speaker 1: Man, everything has gravity.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna dunk that basketball.
Speaker 1: What does he mean there's no gravity?
Speaker 6: Says that the gravity will be turned off for seven.
Speaker 4: Seconds, just waiting, twenty four hours, all day long.
Speaker 2: I'm just staying around with the basketball, waiting so I
Speaker 2: can finally dunk that something.
Speaker 4: It's like cars crashing, just mass chaos and hawks three
Speaker 4: sixty windmill, Vince Carter in the room.
Speaker 2: And guess what. The camera's gonna malfunction. I won't be
Speaker 2: able to film it. Oh and I don't see it.
Speaker 1: That'll be bun so all gravity across the universe. So,
Speaker 1: for example, for seven seconds, the Sun will have no
Speaker 1: gravitational pull on the Earth. Yeah, we'll have no gravitational
Speaker 1: pull on the moon. Yeah, the Earth will have no
Speaker 1: gravitational pull on each and every one of us. Yes,
Speaker 1: well then we're all dead. And days always said.
Speaker 6: Fifty million people will probably cherish, cherish, cherish, cherish, Yes,
Speaker 6: thanks Madonna.
Speaker 1: God, I wish you would cherish.
Speaker 2: I cherish.
Speaker 1: I wish you would go to the moon and just cherish.
Speaker 2: Fifty million people are gonna cherish. Oh my god, my gosh,
Speaker 2: that sounds so sweet. I'd be devastated if most of
Speaker 2: you passed. But I would be so happy if we
Speaker 2: all cherish.
Speaker 6: Yeah, would you be stopping Hawk's truth?
Speaker 1: Would you be devastated if Mark Parish cherished? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: would be devastating to perish. Cherished means yeah, I just
Speaker 1: screwed up.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 1: It's okay. People make mistakes at work.
Speaker 2: All the time. I just get called out. You said cherish.
Speaker 1: But you know, you know, uh, you know, like people
Speaker 1: always say things like, well, Corey makes mistakes too. Sure,
Speaker 1: every single one of us makes a mistake on the show.
Speaker 1: But like I've always said, I think the rest of
Speaker 1: us make three mistakes a week. Yeah, I make him
Speaker 1: every second, four or five a segment. Sure, that's why
Speaker 1: we oh speaking to that. I seem to notice more.
Speaker 6: I was at our Target yesterday and I ran into
Speaker 6: a guy named Mason runs the store. Great dude, He's like,
Speaker 6: I see Corey here all the time. Yeah, he doesn't
Speaker 6: look like he wants to talk to anybody. And I go,
Speaker 6: Cory's a great guy.
Speaker 1: There's multiple Target employees at that Target that I say
Speaker 1: hi to every time.
Speaker 2: They're a very nice guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, And I'm like, I go, he's a very
Speaker 1: nice man. He's my face and he goes that means
Speaker 1: a lot coming from you.
Speaker 2: I go, yeah, talk to him.
Speaker 1: He's a great guy.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: He looks like a like a guy. He doesn't want
Speaker 1: to talk. I can't change my face, which is what
Speaker 1: I look like. Well, a face off. I wish I could, Oh, man,
Speaker 1: face off would be great. Love that. If you had
Speaker 1: to swap with Nick Cage or John Travolta in that movie,
Speaker 1: not now, which one would you just swap with?
Speaker 6: Well, John Travolta's here right now him Yeah, no, I
Speaker 6: don't remember.
Speaker 2: How sliced along? What is he not doing?
Speaker 1: Podcast?
Speaker 2: Let me think of what he says. Pretend you're in Greece. Yeah,
Speaker 2: gooda take the pants up?
Speaker 1: Still bodcasts a little bit of beat.
Speaker 4: That's a lot of beat, chills, misogynistic beat.
Speaker 1: Yeah slid Yeah, that didn't happen in Grease. Do you
Speaker 1: know if we still had the rights to play every song.
Speaker 1: The last four minutes would have been Madonna's Cherish. We'd
Speaker 1: probably played this whole conversation would have been under that.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's a good tune. Yeah, who is that.
Speaker 1: Your mom? I'm convinced it's still Bobcat. I can't tell
Speaker 1: what you're trying to do. That's Taz. Oh man, it's
Speaker 1: task sell a thing. Do the kids care about Taz?
Speaker 2: Why not? No?
Speaker 1: Does everybody at Walmart still have a Taz tattoo?
Speaker 6: I know I've shared a lot of information this segment
Speaker 6: and told too many stupid stories.
Speaker 1: Well, you said hot to ask Randy believes in six
Speaker 1: days that seven seconds of non gravity's going to You're
Speaker 1: going to be right.
Speaker 2: Because I just bought a basketball on them and fifty
Speaker 2: million people are going to cherish.
Speaker 6: A buddy of mine had this million dollar idea that
Speaker 6: he was going to make a Taz tattoo dot com
Speaker 6: where anytime you saw Looney Tunes tattoo, you would take
Speaker 6: a picture of it and post it to Taz tattoo
Speaker 6: dot com because people want to see Looney too of tattoos.
Speaker 2: Ask a question, Ask a question.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a very successful young man.
Speaker 2: Let me ask you a question, though, Yes, how is
Speaker 2: he going to benefit financially from that?
Speaker 6: Well, he thinks that the website would get enough traffic
Speaker 6: taz tattoo dot Com that people would want to see
Speaker 6: like Looney Tunes tattoos in the wild.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you said that ten seconds ago with almost
Speaker 1: the exact same words in the exact same order. Chris
Speaker 1: asked you, how does that make money?
Speaker 2: I had a follow up question. Yes, I think by
Speaker 2: the way, I just went to.
Speaker 1: Taz tattoo dot com and says we're under construction. Please
Speaker 1: check back for an update soon.
Speaker 2: I'm sure my guy bought it.
Speaker 6: I think he he would make money from the ads
Speaker 6: that would want to advertise on the website because it
Speaker 6: would get so much traffic.
Speaker 2: I wish you were in traffic right now. The band no,
Speaker 2: I mean any.
Speaker 6: Four taz tattoo dot com.
Speaker 1: You know, I always say like, please don't speak for me.
Speaker 1: I don't want you to paraphrase and try to quote
Speaker 1: anything that I say because it's just never going to
Speaker 1: be right. Imagine all the kids at Sauce went to
Speaker 1: high school with he has spent twenty plus years.
Speaker 2: Telling their dirtiest, darkest, worst secrets.
Speaker 1: No, Well, in this segment alone, you've said your one
Speaker 1: of your friends believes that gravity's not going to exist
Speaker 1: for seven seconds in six days. The other one had
Speaker 1: a quote million dollar idea for taz tattoo dot com.
Speaker 1: Your friends are idiots.
Speaker 6: I guarantee you my buddy Jeff, who I ran into
Speaker 6: in Las Vegas at the Vikings game, would love me
Speaker 6: sharing taz tattoo dot com.
Speaker 1: So case closed, Ben, that story absolutely got altered knowing
Speaker 1: that you ran into him at a Vikings game in Vegas. Well,
Speaker 1: I just wanted to.
Speaker 6: But I've talked to him about it, but he told
Speaker 6: you about it. Yeah, but we've had this idea for years. Well, no,
Speaker 6: he had the idea, but I glombed on. Like most things,
Speaker 6: I gotta blow my nose.
Speaker 2: But then let's take a break. You're right over there
Speaker 2: right doing what He's going to the hallway to blow
Speaker 2: his nose.
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Speaker 1: here we go, Here we go. The Royals beat the
Speaker 1: Twins two to one. New Twins pitcher Dean Kramer five innings,
Speaker 1: three hits, one run, two strikeouts, two walks looking up
Speaker 1: on your phone, So all good there. And then our
Speaker 1: new guy on the other side, aj Minter, gave up
Speaker 1: the game winning run in the seventh on a home
Speaker 1: run to Massy. So the Twins have lost four straight.
Speaker 1: They are at KC again tonight at six thirty. Then
Speaker 1: they are at the Drunken Scanies all weekend.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and the Drunken Scani's are the best team in baseball.
Speaker 6: They can't hit left handed pitching, They can't score any runs.
Speaker 6: It's not a good sight for the Minnesota Twins. And
Speaker 6: Joe Ryan, I think was sent home to get something
Speaker 6: in his lower body, looked at.
Speaker 1: Yeah drunken Skani's seventy one and forty three. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't follow baseball closely, So when you said that, obviously,
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, I have to fact check that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I just assumed that the Dodgers were the best team.
Speaker 1: They're just two and a half back at sixty nine
Speaker 1: and forty six.
Speaker 2: When they've lost like four or five straight.
Speaker 1: Hav them six straight Los Angeles Dodgers. But the Brewers
Speaker 1: best record in baseball. The second best record is the
Speaker 1: Atlanta Braves. They've won seven straight. Yeah, but what really
Speaker 1: matters is this.
Speaker 2: The Hirogima atomic bomb blew itself apart so quickly that
Speaker 2: over ninety eight percent of its uranium never underwent nuclear fission.
Speaker 1: Wow, man, I wish I was smart enough to understand
Speaker 1: what you just said. You know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 1: I get it, but I don't get it.
Speaker 2: It still did that much damage. It still did that
Speaker 2: much damage, and it was still we were still trying
Speaker 2: to understand what we had. We knew we could do it,
Speaker 2: you know, but Jesus, can you imagine?
Speaker 1: I know, Yeah, Pian at Nagasaki was just one of
Speaker 1: the most surreal things ever.
Speaker 2: You know what's crazy is I didn't hear I think
Speaker 2: about this tell the World War two podcasts with Tom Hanks.
Speaker 2: But the Japanese obviously we dropped uh Hiroshima and then
Speaker 2: uh Nagasaki and they weren't. There was no like they
Speaker 2: We dropped Nagasaki because the Japanese thought that maybe we
Speaker 2: only had one, and so they weren't going to give
Speaker 2: up right away because they were like, well, that's terrible,
Speaker 2: but they only had one of them, and so then
Speaker 2: we were like no, And then we dropped Nagasaki and
Speaker 2: they were like, maybe they do have more than we think,
Speaker 2: but we only had two at that point. We only
Speaker 2: had two, but we had done so much damage. And
Speaker 2: do you ever read about the fire bombings before that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Uh, it's a nightmare, man, nightmare and reading the accounts
Speaker 1: of the people that live lived here and the things
Speaker 1: you don't even consider, like not to be too macaw,
Speaker 1: but like people's eyelid fluids burning, yeah, not being their
Speaker 1: eyes like our sealed shut you know, like yeah, glasses
Speaker 1: melded to your face.
Speaker 2: But they had been instructed to never surrender, and so
Speaker 2: that was the thing we had. Something catastrophic apparently had
Speaker 2: to happen in order for the war to actually end
Speaker 2: or not. Who knows. Man, let me just say it.
Speaker 2: That's suppressing. Way to bring that up, Rudy, Why did
Speaker 2: you bring that up? I think it's important that you
Speaker 2: know about things other than cheeks and bones.
Speaker 1: Fair Wide receiver Stefon Diggs, speaking of that, is signing
Speaker 1: with Washington one year up to twelve million dollars. Born
Speaker 1: in suburban Washington, went to college in Maryland, So.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I guess he's probably on some level always wanted to
Speaker 1: play it. They're thirty two years old. Washington still reportedly
Speaker 1: keeping an eye on the old Brandon Ayuk situation. He's
Speaker 1: just stuck in purgatory. That he's being a baby, and
Speaker 1: all that stuff that's going on with the Niners and him.
Speaker 1: It's just been bizarre. I don't know what Ayuke's doing,
Speaker 1: but great. But what really matters is this.
Speaker 2: In nineteen twenty three, a doggie named Bobby got lost
Speaker 2: during a family trip. Six months later, he showed up
Speaker 2: at his home in Oregon after traveling alone for twenty
Speaker 2: five hundred and fifty miles more than four thousand kilometers,
Speaker 2: crossing plains, rivers, mountains, and all of that by the way,
Speaker 2: in the middle of winter. Two things about that. Number One,
Speaker 2: Bobby didn't know he was lost. He was a dog.
Speaker 2: Good point, He's just going home. The second of all,
Speaker 2: are we sure that was Bobby?
Speaker 1: That is the key? Yeah, there's Bobby doesn't have GPS. No, no,
Speaker 1: Bobby doesn't. Bobby, you'd be quiet out there. You have
Speaker 1: no idea I would come on man, right, no chance.
Speaker 2: And he didn't even have a cell phone in nineteen
Speaker 2: twenty three.
Speaker 1: No, people were dumb. They were like this, this is
Speaker 1: the same dog. No, it's just another dirty dog that
Speaker 1: looks extremely close to Bobby.
Speaker 2: Which you think Dad got up one morning he was
Speaker 2: just sick of the kids whinding about Bobby.
Speaker 1: Oh, like with Moose, the wentin't.
Speaker 2: Got a dog that looked a little like Bobby and goes,
Speaker 2: son of a bitch. Look who wandered out? Oh Bobby,
Speaker 2: Bobby lost his wiener on the way. I know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a terrible accident. You could drop Bobby
Speaker 1: off at Perkins off of three ninety four. He'd never
Speaker 1: make it to iHeart. Bobby doesn't know where he's going.
Speaker 1: Rosie'd pick him up for us.
Speaker 2: You should see Rosie. He can't pick him up because
Speaker 2: his hand's fill full of school supplies. I met my
Speaker 2: best when my life's a my worst.
Speaker 1: Yes you are. Do you know?
Speaker 2: FX has got a new show called The Sharks. Excuse me,
Speaker 2: it doesn't just see an advertise the fort right here?
Speaker 2: The Shards? Oh, shards, that's a d what's it about?
Speaker 2: It looks it looks like dirty underwear?
Speaker 6: God, well, Dwight said dirty.
Speaker 2: How many people had sex with their moms on Game
Speaker 2: of Thrones?
Speaker 1: Know, well, I mean what at least it was a dream,
Speaker 1: but Jesus right.
Speaker 2: I mean, but happy about it? Yeah? Yeah, when he
Speaker 2: realized it was a dream, he wasn't thrilled about it.
Speaker 2: He's like, oh man, I wanted that to be real. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean fight was fun though, Yeah, yeah, that was
Speaker 2: fun again?
Speaker 1: Rough week for sheep stealer? Yeah? Oh is that the teeth?
Speaker 1: That is the teeth? One? Yeah, that's a meat Sauce's
Speaker 1: old teeth.
Speaker 2: Dragon.
Speaker 1: Oh those were hideous. It ain't over for him though,
Speaker 1: That's kind or is it.
Speaker 2: I have a friend named hot Balls Larry who dragons
Speaker 2: are real.
Speaker 6: Hold on a second, you have a friend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not like your guy named hot ass Randy Balls.
Speaker 6: Oh no, my friend Randy believes in centaurs.
Speaker 2: That's what I mean.
Speaker 1: That's his point. He has hot Balls Larry that believes
Speaker 1: in dragons.
Speaker 2: He believes in things too.
Speaker 1: He has the same friend.
Speaker 2: Every time hot As Randy fight, I'm gonna, I should say,
Speaker 2: hot ass Randy believe, I'm gonna bring it. No, but yeah,
Speaker 2: Ball's Larry.
Speaker 1: Well, hot ass Randy believes in centaurs. Well, which one
Speaker 1: of hot ass Randy's theories do you believe is the
Speaker 1: most likely? Maybe the moon base one where there's a
Speaker 1: base on the dark side of the moon. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: alien ships.
Speaker 2: Well, hot hot Ball's Larry believes that men should live
Speaker 2: on breast milk alone.
Speaker 1: You need to get a new sponsor. No, that's not his.
Speaker 2: I don't know why you're saying that's about me. I
Speaker 2: don't blame you for hot ass Randy's thoughts.
Speaker 1: Good point, and thank god, do you subscribe to hot
Speaker 1: balls Larry his theory?
Speaker 2: Please answer the question he's talking to you.
Speaker 1: How much did you drink when Louis was was young?
Speaker 2: Me?
Speaker 1: Yeah, breast milk. Like, do you ever give it a shot?
Speaker 2: How much your mom drink when she was pregnant with you?
Speaker 2: Does that even?
Speaker 1: How much alcohol did she drink while she had you?
Speaker 6: I don't think any.
Speaker 2: Oh that I owe somebody three thousand dollars. My god,
Speaker 2: I lost her, I lost him back. It's crazy what
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Speaker 2: You can get historical events, yeah, things that already happened.
Speaker 6: But no, my mom didn't drink when she was pregnant
Speaker 6: with me.
Speaker 1: Well, then explain this.
Speaker 6: Oh, you guys are being.
Speaker 1: What is happening? That was my terrible mister ven impression
Speaker 1: for the second time this week. I believe it wasn't great.
Speaker 6: Can I tell you guys another story? Who cares about
Speaker 6: your goddamn stories?
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Speaker 2: Sauce.
Speaker 1: Do you actually have a story you'd like to share?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Go on.
Speaker 6: So yesterday no, I'd already been up where my kiddo
Speaker 6: goes to naycare. I got a message that Louis unfortunately
Speaker 6: had a blowout and he goes Wednesdays and.
Speaker 2: Fridays order.
Speaker 1: And uh, of course who ordered that? Mm hmm.
Speaker 6: On Friday when we went to pick him up, my
Speaker 6: wife took a bunch of the extra clothes he at home,
Speaker 6: so we didn't have any extra clothes there. So they said, unfortunately,
Speaker 6: the only extra clothes we had are girl clothes. So
Speaker 6: I picked him up yesterday. He's wearing.
Speaker 1: Girl sweatpants that barely cover the back of his diaper
Speaker 1: and it's a juicy on the basically sweatpants.
Speaker 6: They were like like a fabric that like Lady Folk
Speaker 6: or Lady or Hawk would buy a Talbots and Telbots Telbot.
Speaker 2: And by Lady clothes.
Speaker 6: And a bright purple shirt with.
Speaker 2: A unicorn on It's right.
Speaker 6: And I get there and I literally they are all
Speaker 6: all the kids that were outside of their backs turned
Speaker 6: and I'm like, which one is my kiddo.
Speaker 1: He was.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he was dressed in girl clothes and because you
Speaker 6: didn't have any clothes to change into.
Speaker 2: I don't want your.
Speaker 1: Life how many times I've used it exact excuse.
Speaker 6: Why you're dressed in girl clothes because you had a blowout.
Speaker 6: That's a boy, Yeah, that's a boy. I'm sure there
Speaker 6: were people that were like, is that is that boy.
Speaker 1: Wearing lady clothes? Ye? Yes, he is.
Speaker 2: Saying that.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. It was twenty twenty six, man, Yeah.
Speaker 2: But not just that. I don't think they can I
Speaker 2: don't think.
Speaker 1: No, you can tell they were girl clothes?
Speaker 2: No, I know, But could they tell that he was
Speaker 2: a boy? I mean, I old was he was? He
Speaker 2: was he showing his shape? No?
Speaker 6: I mean he was showing his butt because his parts
Speaker 6: weren't big enough.
Speaker 2: I know, but all butts look the same at that age.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, it was funny though because Kurt Bill's No,
Speaker 2: it was little Louis.
Speaker 1: What did you do with the clothes when I got home? Uh?
Speaker 1: I think you try him on? There's no way they
Speaker 1: would have gotten over my foot. I see you here,
Speaker 1: hold on here, what are you doing? I had a
Speaker 1: picture where'd that picture go?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: God'd be great for the listeners. Okay, I'm just telling
Speaker 1: you take your time. No, I can't find it.
Speaker 2: Are you the star of the shirts on FX?
Speaker 6: No, but Louis his dad can't get past the intro
Speaker 6: of that show.
Speaker 1: Let's seem more of what really matters. I'll do scores
Speaker 1: and stats around the world of sports. Crystal, change your
Speaker 1: life for something else.
Speaker 2: Man, great story, dude, it wasn't three it was I mean,
Speaker 2: I can see it walking in there. He is.
Speaker 1: With the ladies, this juicy and then some random Minnesotan
Speaker 1: who you hate.
Speaker 2: We learned that the other day.
Speaker 1: You don't like fellow Minnesotan's right, that screw up your
Speaker 1: trip to Costco. Some random Minnesotan goes Jesus that boy
Speaker 1: and lady clothes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a rose rose.
Speaker 1: So so we solved one problem and maybe caused another one.
Speaker 1: In the world of sports, the Freakness is moving to
Speaker 1: three weeks and a day after the Kentucky Derby. Historically
Speaker 1: it's been two weeks after. Now it's gonna be three
Speaker 1: and it's a Sunday. No Triple Crown Race ever has
Speaker 1: been run on a Sunday and The aim, of course,
Speaker 1: is to get more Derby horses to run. So the
Speaker 1: problem is, though, is all right, now we got a
Speaker 1: three week and one day break between the Derby and
Speaker 1: the Preakness. The problem is now, for at least next year,
Speaker 1: then the gap between the Preakness and the Belmont is
Speaker 1: only thirteen days. So you might have instead of a
Speaker 1: horse winning the Derby, taking the Preakness off and then
Speaker 1: going to the Belmont. Now you might have a Derby
Speaker 1: winner Preakness winner, and then you would have to say,
Speaker 1: are we going for the triple Crown or are we
Speaker 1: going to run in thirteen days or just take it off?
Speaker 2: What are we doing?
Speaker 1: So they're trying, they're trying to figure this out. But
Speaker 1: here's the problem for the horse racing industry. Since twenty
Speaker 1: twenty two, how many of the ninety five Derby horses
Speaker 1: have run in the Preakness right two weeks later? So
Speaker 1: the last what four years? Since twenty twenty ti, how
Speaker 1: many of the ninety five Kentucky Derby horses have gone
Speaker 1: on to run the Preakness?
Speaker 2: Ten oh, to just run it.
Speaker 1: Just run it. Not the winners, just all ninety five
Speaker 1: horses that have been in the Derby since twenty twenty two?
Speaker 1: How many have gone on to run in the Preakness?
Speaker 1: Fifteen sixty? Thanks?
Speaker 2: What was your guest? Thirty five? Was it? Was it
Speaker 2: at zero?
Speaker 1: This year? I think it was. I think this year
Speaker 1: it was zero. But out of ninety five, only thirteen
Speaker 1: have run, So it's not just the winners. Almost nobody
Speaker 1: is going on to the Preakness. In fact, three of
Speaker 1: the past five Derby winners have skipped the Preakness. And
Speaker 1: that's a problem, right, you can't have a triple Crown
Speaker 1: if nobody's even trying to do it. So we're gonna
Speaker 1: see if this helps, because it would be so much
Speaker 1: harder if you win the Derby and the Preakness, really
Speaker 1: really hard, even if you're not a distance horse, because
Speaker 1: the Belmont's a beast, it'd be so hard to win
Speaker 1: the first two and go we're skipping the Belmont. You
Speaker 1: got a chance at immortality. See, if you guys know
Speaker 1: horse racing at all, I do. Affirmed won the Triple
Speaker 1: Crown in nineteen seventy eight. Yep, how many Triple Crown
Speaker 1: winners since? Affirmed?
Speaker 2: Did we have one? Isn't that one horse?
Speaker 1: It could be one?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it was one American pharaoh, yeah, right, right,
Speaker 2: one one of these. Fred Durer said it best.
Speaker 1: American pharaoh did do it first in two thousand, than
Speaker 1: in fifteen. He was the first one since affirmed in
Speaker 1: nineteen seventy eight. But then Justify did it in twenty eighteen,
Speaker 1: so we've had two. But I think since then it's
Speaker 1: been really again, it's been this kind of situation where
Speaker 1: it's like, is it even worth it? The stud fees
Speaker 1: are so much more valuable than risking your horse horses' health,
Speaker 1: so they're just like, we're not running. If it's two weeks,
Speaker 1: you gotta give us more time.
Speaker 2: So now it's.
Speaker 1: Three weeks and a day. Oh, Sunday vibe is interesting, right,
Speaker 1: Saturday feels like it's for the races, that's dark stars,
Speaker 1: right Saturdays for the boys. Yeah, he has Saturday, I
Speaker 1: go to the track, he admitted that. Yeah, Sunday though,
Speaker 1: Sunday for the breakness.
Speaker 2: What really matters is this, Washing a silk shirt chemically
Speaker 2: is closer to washing your hair than to doing laundry.
Speaker 2: Silk is a protein fiber, not a plant one like
Speaker 2: cotton or linen, so it's sort of like washing hair.
Speaker 2: When you wash a silk shirt.
Speaker 1: Oh one in silk shirts core, No shocking, right, I
Speaker 1: don't wear lady clothes for Louie.
Speaker 2: No. I do my own laundry. You can tell. But
Speaker 2: once a month or so you like to feel pretty, yeah.
Speaker 1: Once a month or so, Like one of the gals
Speaker 1: in my house will be like hey, you know, especially
Speaker 1: my wife, like hey, can you do this? Because I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna be home until this. Can you throw this in?
Speaker 1: I have zero idea how the lady folk out there
Speaker 1: understand fifty six different ways to wash their clothes and
Speaker 1: what settings you need them on, because all of my
Speaker 1: clothes is one setting for the washer, one setting for
Speaker 1: the dryer. Yeah, this was supposed to be an ultralow.
Speaker 1: What's the difference between low and ultra low? I don't know.
Speaker 1: You can't put that on low? Why it's still pretty low? No,
Speaker 1: it's got to be ultra low. You're gonna ruin it. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean it's gonna have to pay for the new
Speaker 1: one anyway. What's the difference?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 1: I just I love just That's why it's like I'll
Speaker 1: be like Nate Bargetti and basically say like, let me
Speaker 1: handle my laundry, you worry about yours and if I
Speaker 1: have to play that husband card once in a while, like, hey,
Speaker 1: I do my own laundry, just like Nate said in
Speaker 1: a stand up that has never gotten me anywhere. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought it was going to Nate's stand up bit
Speaker 1: on that is exactly what I thought. I'm like, you
Speaker 1: know what, I bet not a lot of dudes do
Speaker 1: their own laundry. I'm gonna do that once in a while.
Speaker 1: And she says I don't do enough. I'm gonna go,
Speaker 1: I do my own laundry, and she's gonna go who cares?
Speaker 1: And he is correct? And who are you? It has
Speaker 1: never gotten me anywhere, but I do like doing my own.
Speaker 1: Have you passed out from it hitting to your foot
Speaker 1: just the one time? Hitting my knee and I'm dropping
Speaker 1: like a bag of rocks about forty five seconds later.
Speaker 6: And it took an hour for your family to find you.
Speaker 2: We'll never know.
Speaker 1: No way is half the battle. The Vikings first preseason
Speaker 1: game is a week from Saturday in New York noon
Speaker 1: against the Giants as August fifteenth, so we're still a
Speaker 1: week and a half away. Hell yeah. The regular he's
Speaker 1: an opener is Sunday, September thirteenth versus Green Bay. You
Speaker 1: claim that's the game that's on CBS that Jay J.
Speaker 1: Watt reportedly will take over for Tony Romo while he's
Speaker 1: dealing with his owy problem. Yeah, if you know this,
Speaker 1: if you know, don't guess. If you want to guess,
Speaker 1: feel free though, if you've already seen this.
Speaker 2: Don't guess.
Speaker 1: Okay, you guys know the opening line on DraftKings Vikings
Speaker 1: Packers Week one? You do, Sauce, You're not in your head?
Speaker 1: I do not. Vikings Packers at US Bank Stadium, September thirteenth.
Speaker 1: Who's favored and by how many points? DraftKings Week one?
Speaker 1: Vikings by two, Packers by three, Zachary, Packers by three
Speaker 1: and a half. Sauce, You know what is it? A
Speaker 1: Packers by one and a half. That is the correct answer.
Speaker 1: Packers slight favorites way week one over under his forty
Speaker 1: five and a half.
Speaker 2: We're sitting on a big season. You wait, happening all
Speaker 2: starts a week from Saturday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well it all starts tonight.
Speaker 2: Hawk.
Speaker 1: We gotta scout both those.
Speaker 2: Teams, Yeah, we got to scalp both those teams. Scout okay,
Speaker 2: Thank god you clarify, because I that's gonna get messy.
Speaker 1: I don't say things the right way. Man, No, you
Speaker 1: just got you got not a smart person. You weren't
Speaker 1: in Scouts Direct. I was, Yeah you were? Yeah for
Speaker 1: how long?
Speaker 2: It's t all?
Speaker 1: It got tough.
Speaker 6: I think I made it to like we blows, if
Speaker 6: that's a thing. I think I made it that far. Yeah,
Speaker 6: it's good for you, man, my cousin.
Speaker 2: I really don't.
Speaker 1: He's an Eagle Scout, is he really? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he should be very proud of So he's an
Speaker 1: Eagle Scout and you've got zero badges? Did you get
Speaker 1: any badges? I don't remember.
Speaker 2: Man. Did you just say he should be very proud
Speaker 2: of him? Yeah?
Speaker 1: He should.
Speaker 2: That's a very good I couldn't agree more. But is
Speaker 2: he listening right now? He? Yeah, he listens.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Good. He died though. Well he does get name
Speaker 1: dropped forty six times an episode. Take a deep breath, man,
Speaker 1: I know you hate me. I don't hate you at all.
Speaker 1: Your eyes say different. No, tell the guy at Target,
Speaker 1: I don't hate you at all. I did. Is it
Speaker 1: my turn to your turn?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Oh no, it's my turn. What really
Speaker 2: matters is this, Out of every primate that has been studied,
Speaker 2: humans get the least amount of sleep.
Speaker 1: Oh they're all lazy. They ain't got things to worry about. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we got stuff to worry about or modern day problems.
Speaker 2: But yeah, and I can. I'm not sure that's good. No, yeah,
Speaker 2: imagine all you have to do is worry about eating
Speaker 2: and getting laid.
Speaker 1: How is that a different than what you're currently doing.
Speaker 2: During the break? Trust me?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Deep breath, hugs, thank you? Can I do the next
Speaker 6: sports flud fire away?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 6: We got another big running back deal, three time pro
Speaker 6: bowler Jonathan Taylor reaching agreement on a two year, forty
Speaker 6: four million dollar extension worth up to forty seven million
Speaker 6: and includes thirty nine million guarantees.
Speaker 2: He's great, thany good for him? Man, Yeah, get it
Speaker 2: while the getting's good.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I thought you were gonna say, Jamiir Gibbs. No,
Speaker 1: that's on its way though. Marni Gellner's on her way.
Speaker 1: She should be here any second. We'll talk to Marne
Speaker 1: in a second, William sawallach later.
Speaker 2: That's righting codes later by the way, Uh, it is Thursday,
Speaker 2: but Marnie will be here because we're shuffling things up.
Speaker 1: That is correct, because Tommy's joining tomorrow because Criesol's in Switzerland.
Speaker 1: Lieber right now is dropping his daughter Aims off at Auburn.
Speaker 1: So he's out today. Yeah, man, so no Ben, no Tommy,
Speaker 1: but Marnie's joining today because we got a packed studio tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Think about this, Tommy right, Tommy Parker, Fox, Frank Vassolero,
Speaker 1: Mark Parrish, Alisia Lewis, Initials Game, Live, Tournament of Champions,
Speaker 1: rick Fields. We're stacked and packed them on mister Z tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Probably probably we had everybody tomorrow, so we have a
Speaker 1: thousand people in the studio tomorrow. So Marty shed Smooth exactly.
Speaker 1: It's JB.
Speaker 2: Smooth's brother.
Speaker 1: Oh that's tot He's really good, great actor.
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