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Speaker 4: Peter is really mad over a celebrity who gave gifts

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Speaker 1: When you went to Punta Khana and you were going,

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Speaker 2: Because I'm going to be annoying. I'm gonna be annoying,

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Speaker 3: And whoa, But today there's we have a deal today.

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Speaker 3: We went down all your lucky day. It's it's cheaper

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Speaker 1: Just what did you know what they were trying to

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Speaker 1: And I go anything anything other than this, just the beach.

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Speaker 2: Because he kept trying to sell me fish but out

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I like that.

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Speaker 2: I don't like that word excursion. It makes whatever you're

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Speaker 2: No, I don't even know why you do it. I

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Speaker 2: It's not for me. It was nice, nice there, it

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Speaker 1: I'm waiting to see the shirtless picture of Charlie on

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Speaker 2: I don't. I don't ride that thing looks depressing. It's

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Speaker 2: It's just not great. Doug, hold your shoozy stories. We'll

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Speaker 2: We'll be right back on Rover Morning Glory.

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Speaker 3: Hang on, do you think it?

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Speaker 1: They say it masturbating on the counter tub of toe Fooji.

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Speaker 1: Juan in Texas says, this all makes sense now why

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Speaker 1: Deeter kept going to Punta khanat time after time after

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Speaker 3: Think they think they sold them.

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Speaker 1: No, no, when they told me that number again, the

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Speaker 1: I don't know who you think you're talking to. I

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Speaker 1: just happened to be here. I'm not I don't have

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Speaker 1: get paid off in four years or no? And I'm like,

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Speaker 2: I go you think after eating breakfast with me, I'm

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Speaker 1: You're nuts, and then that's the only place in cold vacation.

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Speaker 3: This is it. You've You've given them so much money.

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Speaker 3: Because once he shows me the room, I start going.

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Speaker 2: He's slightly mentioning the word member, but I don't really

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Speaker 3: So because I finally just said, all right, it stopped,

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Speaker 2: This is I don't We're not We're never going to

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Speaker 2: but now I'm not thirty thousand dollars. I guess if

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Speaker 3: But it might be a good deal. Actually it actually

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Speaker 1: I don't know if it is or not, but I

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Speaker 3: It's a very large company.

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Speaker 2: You know, there's only a couple of them, so you

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Speaker 3: So I was like, oh, that's not too bad.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of rooms, I ran into somebody when I was

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Speaker 3: It's just basically a bed.

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Speaker 1: And I got to think, and I go, you know,

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Speaker 1: I felt so bad that Charlie won that trip to London.

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Speaker 1: what is that cost? And what did what did she say?

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Speaker 3: It was? It was pretty cheap.

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Speaker 1: I think it was like one hundred pounds a night,

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Speaker 2: This is still expensive. I think this is a pick.

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Speaker 2: This is a capital hotel in London. So oh, I would.

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Speaker 3: Be committed to.

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Speaker 6: That paper partition or something you pull down and not

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Speaker 3: Sometimes no they.

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Speaker 1: Must say yeah they have something, because there looks like

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Speaker 1: there's a little lock there at the bottom of that.

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Speaker 1: So there's probably a like a door that slides down,

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Speaker 3: How do you get in and out of these things? Honestly,

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Speaker 3: I was in. You just crawl in, you literally crawl in. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: you die, you slide in?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it looks like you have to contort

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Speaker 7: I think those are also pretty popular in Japan. Yeah,

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Speaker 7: they are, guys. Being at Japan is especially with all

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Speaker 7: the large seats like Nagasaki, Tokyo, Nakajima. Places like that

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Speaker 3: Uh huh.

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Speaker 5: What about Fukushima, Fukushima, Hiroshima, places like that, Kyoto, Kyoko,

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Speaker 5: I mean every major, every major Yoto.

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Speaker 7: I mean, I can't name every major Japanese city, but

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Speaker 7: they're all very densely populated. Yeah, I'll take you to

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Speaker 7: a place called Kokomo. Dug about the app.

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Speaker 3: Here's another capsule hotel, just a video of it. Come

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Speaker 3: up with a solution they hope will solve the problem

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Speaker 3: of sharing the strangers. The first capsule hostel in the

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Speaker 3: case it looks like he's sleeping in a washing machine

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Speaker 3: or a catbox, is such a cool.

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Speaker 8: It's a litter box with a curtain of understanding the hostel.

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Speaker 3: No way, Oh god, that was a curtain and kind

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Speaker 3: So where do you shower?

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Speaker 6: And it's like usually there's a shared bathroom down the hall,

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Speaker 3: Something like this. I would never for I stayed. I

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Speaker 2: I rented something like this once that I thought was

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Speaker 2: going to be like this, but it was actually a

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Speaker 2: small room. I was at the airport and we're really

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Speaker 2: sleeping room, just sleeping, and uh, it wasn't I said

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Speaker 2: this one was expecting I bought, but it was actually,

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Speaker 2: oh this looks awful.

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Speaker 3: It was actually a little tiny room. Man, that's crazy.

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Speaker 6: The only problem with that is getting up to go

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Speaker 6: the bathroom's right there. Because I don't mind this. Oh

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Speaker 6: you really do at your hotel is sleep?

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Speaker 3: Anyways? You want to go adventure? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Man, no, I thine, I think a lot of dollars

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Speaker 1: or one hundred and thirty at night, Like I get it.

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Speaker 1: spend the extra money on having an actual room with

439
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Speaker 1: a bathroom.

440
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Speaker 6: And yeah, would you pay thirty what about thirty or

441
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Speaker 6: fifty bucks or something like that.

442
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Speaker 3: If it was thirty.

443
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,680
Speaker 1: Dollars, yeah, maybe I would consider that thirty bucks.

444
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,879
Speaker 3: But you'd have to be able to You couldn't use

445
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:26,280
Speaker 3: a curtain.

446
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:28,200
Speaker 1: It would have to be like a little roll down

447
00:20:28,359 --> 00:20:31,760
Speaker 1: like that one that lock, that little rolled down garage door, because.

448
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:32,760
Speaker 3: What if you wanted to leave.

449
00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:34,560
Speaker 1: So if you're staying there for three days you want

450
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:36,360
Speaker 1: to leave something in here, you have to be able

451
00:20:36,359 --> 00:20:39,080
Speaker 1: to leave stuff there. So if it's just a curtain,

452
00:20:39,119 --> 00:20:41,480
Speaker 1: people are going to rifle through your stuff and steal it.

453
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:44,080
Speaker 3: No way. Oh so what if you're with somebody, Yeah,

454
00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:45,600
Speaker 3: to each get your own.

455
00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:49,399
Speaker 6: Two one I watched I think it was in Japan

456
00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:52,399
Speaker 6: and it was separate and the husband and wife had

457
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Speaker 6: to sleep in separate areas.

458
00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:56,000
Speaker 1: You're not saving any money. Then it's two hundred and

459
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Speaker 1: sixty dollars. It is like a thirty dollars thing. If

460
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,720
Speaker 1: it was thirty bucks each maybe and then plus no

461
00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:05,640
Speaker 1: hotel pomkang exactly.

462
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:11,000
Speaker 3: M not sure exactly what that means. Can you explain

463
00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:11,439
Speaker 3: that to me?

464
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:13,879
Speaker 7: It means if you're in a capsule and orally, can

465
00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:15,240
Speaker 7: you only hold one person each?

466
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:16,720
Speaker 3: You guys can't.

467
00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:20,400
Speaker 7: They can't get busy in a hotel in that that's

468
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,320
Speaker 7: why you do on a regular hotel room with the

469
00:21:22,359 --> 00:21:25,560
Speaker 7: big double kingsized bed so you and your significant other

470
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Speaker 7: can get busy.

471
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Speaker 1: So I I told you that I almost got a

472
00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:35,399
Speaker 1: divorce in Swallbard because we go out there. It's pitch black,

473
00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:41,520
Speaker 1: it's wintertime. It's negative ten degrees. My wife hates the cold. Uh,

474
00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:43,600
Speaker 1: and just I hate the cold. I don't know what

475
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:46,359
Speaker 1: the hell I was thinking going up there. Uh, but

476
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:51,760
Speaker 1: it was negative ten fahrenheit as a high. It was

477
00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:54,679
Speaker 1: negative like thirteen as a low. I mean, it's just

478
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:59,480
Speaker 1: incredibly incredibly cold, and it's pitch black the entire time,

479
00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:01,320
Speaker 1: twenty four hours a day, pitch black.

480
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:03,880
Speaker 3: My wife is already crabby.

481
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:07,000
Speaker 1: We we went to a place it was closed, and

482
00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:09,080
Speaker 1: we had the It was like a JLR. I went

483
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:10,960
Speaker 1: to a brewery, it was closed. We had to walk

484
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:14,480
Speaker 1: an hour back to the hotel. Uh, in this freezing

485
00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:15,800
Speaker 1: cold snow.

486
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:18,320
Speaker 2: Like is it are you like on a trek or

487
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:20,480
Speaker 2: is it like a sidewalk you could walk on.

488
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:23,920
Speaker 3: Uh there was like on the on a road.

489
00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:27,359
Speaker 1: Basically they don't have necessarily maybe they do they have

490
00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:30,400
Speaker 1: sidewalks and areas, but basically just walking on the road

491
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:33,000
Speaker 1: it's paved though you're not just and you're not just

492
00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:36,879
Speaker 1: walking through snow banks. Yeah, I mean it's completely covered

493
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:39,439
Speaker 1: in snow and ice the roads, and they don't really

494
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:42,960
Speaker 1: they basically put sand down on top of the roads

495
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,840
Speaker 1: to give traction. I guess they spread sand out a

496
00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:48,160
Speaker 1: little bit, so you're gonna be careful because you're walking.

497
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:52,360
Speaker 1: You'll you'll you'll eat it. It's just just ice and well,

498
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:55,680
Speaker 1: there was a concern of polar bears. That's the first

499
00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:58,479
Speaker 1: thing you mentioned about. It was everybody walks out. If

500
00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:01,200
Speaker 1: you walk around, you're supposed to have a gun. Is

501
00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:05,760
Speaker 1: the true. Outside the village limits, you have to have

502
00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:08,959
Speaker 1: a gun. But if you're walking around in the in

503
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:11,200
Speaker 1: the village, you do not have to have a gun.

504
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:13,320
Speaker 1: Because they claim that the polar bears don't come into

505
00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:15,360
Speaker 1: the village. I don't know how they get them to stop.

506
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:18,719
Speaker 1: But uh, not only did we not see any polar bears,

507
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:21,760
Speaker 1: we didn't see any Arctic foxes. We saw absolutely. We

508
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:24,639
Speaker 1: saw no rain there. We saw absolutely nothing. Because we

509
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:26,680
Speaker 1: saw people wenger.

510
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:29,240
Speaker 2: Because it's nighttime, you didn't see it, or because you

511
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:31,199
Speaker 2: don't think they were around.

512
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:32,040
Speaker 8: You can't see it.

513
00:23:32,359 --> 00:23:35,080
Speaker 3: I bet there are don't know the answer to that,

514
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:37,000
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't know.

515
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:39,679
Speaker 2: Another question, when you're walking back from this brewery, do

516
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:41,119
Speaker 2: you have flashlights?

517
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:42,720
Speaker 3: I don't know, Like, I don't know how far out

518
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:45,359
Speaker 3: of the city you are. We weren't too far. There

519
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:47,359
Speaker 3: were there was enough ambient lights.

520
00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:50,080
Speaker 1: Okay, so there's like a drum building, so yeah, they

521
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:53,879
Speaker 1: would have street lights. And and uh, you know, the

522
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:57,240
Speaker 1: moon is pretty bright. I guess, so you're going by moonlight.

523
00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:01,000
Speaker 1: But it was so she he was not having a

524
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:05,320
Speaker 1: good time. And then and I had booked this snowmobile

525
00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:12,840
Speaker 1: excursion three hour snowmobile expedition. And she goes, let's cancel it.

526
00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:14,800
Speaker 1: I go, honey, I've already paid for this. I also

527
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:17,240
Speaker 1: got my international driver's license.

528
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:20,120
Speaker 3: You need to use it. I need to use this thing.

529
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:23,199
Speaker 1: I paid twenty twenty eight dollars or something to triple

530
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:26,000
Speaker 1: A to get a piece of paper that basically just

531
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:29,160
Speaker 1: has my name and birth date on there. That's it.

532
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:32,040
Speaker 1: That's the extent of it. It's just the handwritten. I

533
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:34,880
Speaker 1: thought Charlie was lying when he got one of those things.

534
00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:37,040
Speaker 1: I God, it can't be that, Jakie. It's just a

535
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:38,920
Speaker 1: piece of paper that they give you, a little booklet

536
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:39,879
Speaker 1: that they staple together.

537
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,480
Speaker 2: And I'm pretty sure nobody would ever ask to see

538
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:43,639
Speaker 2: in a fight. Because I was going to do it

539
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:46,640
Speaker 2: to drive in Japan, and I was I changed my mind,

540
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:48,080
Speaker 2: and once I saw how they drive, and I was like,

541
00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:50,520
Speaker 2: I can't do this. But there's no way that guy

542
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:52,080
Speaker 2: would have asked when I went to go rent the car,

543
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:54,160
Speaker 2: do you have an international driver's license? And I show

544
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:57,119
Speaker 2: him this pamphlet and you'd go, I don't need What

545
00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:59,159
Speaker 2: is the hell? What are you showing that? What are

546
00:24:59,200 --> 00:24:59,719
Speaker 2: you talking?

547
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:06,159
Speaker 1: But they on the Snowmobile website says, listen, the United

548
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:09,680
Speaker 1: States is not part of whatever motor treaty of nineteen

549
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:13,160
Speaker 1: fifty eight convention or something, and you need to have

550
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:20,119
Speaker 1: this international driver's thing license in order to drive a snowmobile.

551
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:22,600
Speaker 1: I go, all right, let me pay the twenty eight dollars.

552
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:25,600
Speaker 1: I think I paid a five dollars extra to expedite

553
00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:28,760
Speaker 1: it or something. And so I have this in my possession.

554
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:31,000
Speaker 1: I said, honey, we are not canceling this thing. So

555
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:37,119
Speaker 1: she was not looking forward to this at all. We

556
00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:40,680
Speaker 1: were bundled up, we have We did a dry run,

557
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:43,199
Speaker 1: I think the night before we a night or two

558
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:46,120
Speaker 1: before we left, we did a dry run where we

559
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:50,840
Speaker 1: bundled up in our winter in our winter suits, and

560
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:53,840
Speaker 1: we went to the ice bar at Winter Wonderland in

561
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:56,120
Speaker 1: London and we just hung out in the ice bar

562
00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:58,280
Speaker 1: and we started talking to people. We were in this

563
00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:01,360
Speaker 1: ice bar, I'm not even kidding you for like two

564
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:03,439
Speaker 1: or three hours, and I'm like, oh, this is this

565
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:05,600
Speaker 1: is easy, this is a piece of cake and anybody

566
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:05,919
Speaker 1: could do.

567
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:08,320
Speaker 3: This is actually who I'm getting kind of hot in here.

568
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:11,080
Speaker 1: I come to find out that the ice bar they're

569
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:12,960
Speaker 1: just lying to you when they tell you that it's

570
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,680
Speaker 1: like negative ten degrees.

571
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:16,960
Speaker 3: Because I go, I'm taking off my gloves in there.

572
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:18,840
Speaker 3: My head, I go, it's really not that hot.

573
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:21,120
Speaker 1: And then I google it and it goes, yeah, ice

574
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:25,960
Speaker 1: bars are typically kept at like twenty five degrees or something. Yeah,

575
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:29,639
Speaker 1: no negative ten cold, yea yeah, not negative ten. So

576
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:31,720
Speaker 1: we did we did a dry run in the ice bar,

577
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:35,159
Speaker 1: and I think Schnitz might have some pictures there we

578
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:36,320
Speaker 1: are at the ice bar.

579
00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:38,200
Speaker 3: And h in London clothes.

580
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:40,880
Speaker 2: So you bought, bundled up, bought these clothes because we're

581
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:41,920
Speaker 2: bought these clothes.

582
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:45,359
Speaker 3: That's right, That's right. That's another trial. You have to go.

583
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:48,800
Speaker 1: Gore text, man, Gore text, gotta gotta have wind proof.

584
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:49,199
Speaker 3: You know.

585
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:51,399
Speaker 6: Is it a whole snowsuit or is it a top

586
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:52,600
Speaker 6: like a jacket and pants.

587
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:55,159
Speaker 1: It's a jacket and pants. I like because because I

588
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:57,280
Speaker 1: might have to you know, when I crap. I don't

589
00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:59,840
Speaker 1: want to crap in my snowsuit. You know, I'm prone

590
00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:05,200
Speaker 1: to emergencies. Uh So, so anyways, so we tested out.

591
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:06,800
Speaker 1: We go all right, this is going to be good.

592
00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:11,000
Speaker 1: Uh And we get to the snowmobile place. And the

593
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:14,080
Speaker 1: whole reason we bought these outfits is because my wife.

594
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:16,960
Speaker 1: The snowmobile place says, we'll give you anything you want,

595
00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:20,120
Speaker 1: anything you need. Will give you the suit, the boots,

596
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:23,359
Speaker 1: the gloves, everything, the thing that goes over your face.

597
00:27:23,359 --> 00:27:24,720
Speaker 1: You knowes I don't want to put the I don't

598
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:27,639
Speaker 1: want to put my feet in like these nasty ass

599
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 1: used boots that have been used one hundred times, and

600
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:31,840
Speaker 1: I don't want to get I go okay, all right,

601
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:35,000
Speaker 1: we'll buy these some some good winter out.

602
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:36,119
Speaker 3: How much are these suits?

603
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:38,919
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I don't I don't know, but they

604
00:27:39,359 --> 00:27:43,200
Speaker 1: cheap mants, actual gortex, Is that right?

605
00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:46,960
Speaker 3: That? Is that a Is that a brand of clothing

606
00:27:47,119 --> 00:27:49,000
Speaker 3: or is that a material material?

607
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:51,640
Speaker 1: I think it's a I think it's like a chemical

608
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:54,400
Speaker 1: or some sort of fabric that's water repellent, and then

609
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:58,120
Speaker 1: anybody can use that or license that to make their

610
00:27:58,160 --> 00:27:58,800
Speaker 1: clothes out of it.

611
00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:01,080
Speaker 3: Anyway. So, so we.

612
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:04,359
Speaker 1: Get to the snowmobile place and we're all bundled up

613
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:06,720
Speaker 1: well ready to go, and they give you a quick

614
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:10,000
Speaker 1: safety briefing and then they go, okay, we're going to

615
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:12,200
Speaker 1: hand out these suits. And I'm like, can I wear it?

616
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:14,600
Speaker 1: And they go, nope, you have to wear our suit.

617
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:17,480
Speaker 1: You have to wear our Just put put our suit

618
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:18,760
Speaker 1: on top of your suit.

619
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:20,280
Speaker 3: Trust us. It's going to be cold.

620
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,640
Speaker 1: And my wife has just given me she's and they

621
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:26,480
Speaker 1: give you these nasty ass boots that have been used

622
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:31,320
Speaker 1: by like six thousand people, and she's she's so angry

623
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:32,879
Speaker 1: at this point. So we're not getting off on the

624
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:35,960
Speaker 1: right foot at the at the at the snowmobile place.

625
00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:40,120
Speaker 1: And then and then they go, okay, final thing, everybody,

626
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:42,920
Speaker 1: we need to, you know, show us your license. I

627
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:45,760
Speaker 1: pull out my international drivers permit and I go, here

628
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:48,560
Speaker 1: you go. I goes, No, I don't need that. I

629
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:51,320
Speaker 1: just need your regular driver sessions because you're from the US.

630
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:54,720
Speaker 1: But it isn't your website, so I had to pull out.

631
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:58,200
Speaker 3: My driver's license show it's on. Yeah, total sucker.

632
00:28:58,280 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know what kind of scam try

633
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:04,120
Speaker 1: blaze operating, but something's going on. And so then we

634
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:09,000
Speaker 1: get on this snowmobile and I'm we're all bundled up.

635
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:10,120
Speaker 3: I mean, we have our winter.

636
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:13,480
Speaker 1: Outfits on, we have their snowsuit on on top of that.

637
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,960
Speaker 1: I'm sweating, man, I'm sweating my ass off. I go,

638
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:19,200
Speaker 1: this is gonna be this is gonna be too I'm

639
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:20,280
Speaker 1: gonna be too hot out.

640
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:21,280
Speaker 3: There on this snowmobile.

641
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:27,920
Speaker 1: Then you get on the snowmobile and you realize it's

642
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:30,800
Speaker 1: freaking cold when you're doing thirty miles an hour on

643
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:34,080
Speaker 1: a snowmobile. And why I haven't been on a snowmobile

644
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:38,320
Speaker 1: in like forty years. Why don't they have a windshield

645
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:41,240
Speaker 1: that comes up. They give a windshield that's four inches tall.

646
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:43,600
Speaker 1: It doesn't actually block the wind. What's the point of that?

647
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:45,280
Speaker 1: Why don't they put this in front of your face?

648
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:50,680
Speaker 3: Great? Great questions? Well, we're you and be two sharing one.

649
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:53,719
Speaker 3: Did you get a shared want to drive it? Yes? Oh?

650
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:54,200
Speaker 3: She was on.

651
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:57,560
Speaker 1: I said, do you sure you want to? You don't

652
00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:59,200
Speaker 1: want to drive? She goes, no, I won't be able

653
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:01,920
Speaker 1: to drive this thing. So she hops on the back

654
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:05,480
Speaker 1: of the snowmobile. We are now off in an expedition

655
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:08,920
Speaker 1: through the valley, and it is I'm telling you, it

656
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:13,440
Speaker 1: is beautiful. The five feet ahead of you that you

657
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:14,840
Speaker 1: can see, because that's it.

658
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:16,120
Speaker 3: It's totally pitch black.

659
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 1: There are apparently you're in a canyon surrounded by all

660
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:23,760
Speaker 1: these ice mountains and stuff, which looks really cool. I'm

661
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:25,320
Speaker 1: sure you can find a picture of it if you

662
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:28,440
Speaker 1: google it. I'm sure it looks beautiful. Could not see

663
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:31,560
Speaker 1: one thing. The only thing you can only see about

664
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:34,600
Speaker 1: twenty five feet in front of you, the little narrow

665
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:38,040
Speaker 1: headlight path, and you're just trying to stay on the

666
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:41,160
Speaker 1: path from the person ahead of you there. I think

667
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:45,080
Speaker 1: there were like five or six snowmobiles in this little caravan,

668
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:48,520
Speaker 1: the guy leading it at the front, A bunch of

669
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:51,480
Speaker 1: people that don't really speak English in the middle from

670
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:55,320
Speaker 1: I don't know to other places. And then E two

671
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:57,640
Speaker 1: and I are in the back. We're holding up the rear.

672
00:30:57,760 --> 00:31:00,440
Speaker 1: Now I'm doing a great job. I'm keeping a maintaining

673
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:04,080
Speaker 1: a safe distance of the uh of the snowmobile in

674
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:04,480
Speaker 1: front of me?

675
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:05,720
Speaker 3: Is this no pacing?

676
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:10,160
Speaker 1: The guy in front of me, he's he's doing he's

677
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:11,280
Speaker 1: doing weird stuff.

678
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:14,080
Speaker 3: He's he's he's going slow, he's going.

679
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:18,240
Speaker 1: Fast, he's not uh, he's not keeping it like it's

680
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:20,480
Speaker 1: not hard to steer these things. And every time they stop,

681
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:23,280
Speaker 1: they stop like a few times. And this guy who

682
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:25,560
Speaker 1: must have been like fifty in his in his I

683
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:27,680
Speaker 1: don't know where he was from, Switzerland or something.

684
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:29,560
Speaker 3: He keeps asking.

685
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:32,160
Speaker 1: It feels like it's going to tip over or is

686
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:34,640
Speaker 1: this gonna tip over? And I'm like, dude, it's not

687
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:38,160
Speaker 1: that hard to drive this thing. It's really it's so bizarre.

688
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:42,440
Speaker 1: So is this kind of what it looks like? I mean,

689
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:46,200
Speaker 1: is this is that you can't see anything but I

690
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:47,800
Speaker 1: don't know, I can't see Charlie.

691
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:51,120
Speaker 3: You literally cannot see oh, but you see that.

692
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:53,040
Speaker 8: So this is like not.

693
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,640
Speaker 1: Even this is now we're more on like a flat

694
00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:58,600
Speaker 1: thing it's just you don't see You certainly don't.

695
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:00,840
Speaker 3: See whatever that sky is with lights, you don't see

696
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:01,160
Speaker 3: any of that.

697
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:03,840
Speaker 2: Well, and the drones showing like this is no, you

698
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:05,240
Speaker 2: don't see you don't see.

699
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:08,400
Speaker 1: This, don't see this ice waterfall, don't see that, don't

700
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:09,160
Speaker 1: see this cave?

701
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:09,520
Speaker 7: No?

702
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:11,200
Speaker 3: All right, never mind, all right. I was trying to

703
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:12,000
Speaker 3: find out a video of it.

704
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:15,960
Speaker 1: Okay, it would essentially be imagine getting on a snowmobile

705
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:21,280
Speaker 1: blindfolding yourself and then just going thirty miles an hour blindfolded.

706
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:22,320
Speaker 3: In negative fifteen.

707
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:25,120
Speaker 2: I kind of think, is it like when you see

708
00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:29,280
Speaker 2: those deep Sea Explorer things like the James Cameron's always

709
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:31,640
Speaker 2: driving just like they just have like ten feet in

710
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:32,120
Speaker 2: front of him.

711
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:33,760
Speaker 3: There's nothing that's exactly what it is.

712
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:37,160
Speaker 2: It's exactly what Maybe something will come in the view

713
00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:38,840
Speaker 2: for a second, but it's gone.

714
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:39,440
Speaker 3: All right.

715
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:42,760
Speaker 1: The guy, the guy leading the tour, he had a

716
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:45,600
Speaker 1: rifle strapped over his back in case we came across

717
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:47,719
Speaker 1: any polar bears. And at that point I'm like, please

718
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,000
Speaker 1: eat me to get me, put me out of my misery,

719
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 1: because it's freaking cold out here.

720
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 3: So we stopped.

721
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,920
Speaker 1: I think he stopped, like three or four times, and

722
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:58,680
Speaker 1: the first time we stopped, I were out in the

723
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:02,040
Speaker 1: middle of nowhere, and I made a terrible decision, which

724
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:05,280
Speaker 1: was she goes, be too, goes, do you want to

725
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:07,600
Speaker 1: get a picture while we're stopped? They go, okay, sure,

726
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:12,520
Speaker 1: I take out my phone and you can't operate your

727
00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:14,880
Speaker 1: phone with these big thick gloves on. So I take

728
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:17,560
Speaker 1: my glove off and I'm trying to take a picture.

729
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:19,760
Speaker 1: Can't take a picture of many take as it's pitch black.

730
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:22,680
Speaker 1: He cannot see a thing nothing. I don't know what

731
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:26,240
Speaker 1: I'm taking it just darkness. So then I'm like, wow, man,

732
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 1: my hand's out of this glove for like thirty seconds,

733
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:31,200
Speaker 1: and I'm like, ooh, man, it's getting cold. I got

734
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:34,000
Speaker 1: to put this glove back on my hand. I don't

735
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:36,440
Speaker 1: I didn't actually get frostbite, I don't think, but I

736
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:37,640
Speaker 1: thought I was going to have to go to the

737
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:40,320
Speaker 1: hospital because like, I get back on that snowmobile and

738
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:45,120
Speaker 1: then that hand is just like just burning, just unbelievab

739
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 1: And now you're going thirty miles an hour and it's

740
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:51,640
Speaker 1: just so goddamn cold, and she's miserable bouncing around on

741
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:52,240
Speaker 1: the back.

742
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:58,280
Speaker 3: Of this thing. She's just she is just going berserk.

743
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:01,800
Speaker 1: And every time we stop, like I can't feel my fingers,

744
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:05,920
Speaker 1: They're gonna have to amputate my fingers. I'm I'm we

745
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:08,480
Speaker 1: got to go back, and I can't say that in

746
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:09,240
Speaker 1: front of this group.

747
00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:10,880
Speaker 3: I can't. I mean, we're in the middle of nowhere.

748
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:13,480
Speaker 3: There's nowhere to go back to. It can't. It's impossible.

749
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:16,920
Speaker 2: You'd have to make the tour guide take you back, right, everybody,

750
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:18,680
Speaker 2: the whole expedition would have to turn.

751
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:20,600
Speaker 3: You can't do that, No, No, you can't.

752
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:22,120
Speaker 8: You don't think they'd take you back.

753
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:24,040
Speaker 3: I'm sure they would, but then everybody would.

754
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:26,120
Speaker 1: But then everybody's going to be upset because we have

755
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:28,959
Speaker 1: to go back for these fingers that are falling off

756
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:29,520
Speaker 1: back here.

757
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:32,759
Speaker 8: And they were all miserable too, you know.

758
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:35,840
Speaker 1: I think everyone was miserable already because the other people

759
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:39,520
Speaker 1: were couples too, and you could tell, like, like every

760
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:41,560
Speaker 1: one of these women is in the same boat as

761
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:41,880
Speaker 1: I am.

762
00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:44,200
Speaker 3: They don't want to be here. They're hateing this And

763
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:47,239
Speaker 3: I've never been on a snowbiel. Is it really loud?

764
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:50,239
Speaker 3: Can you talk? Can't talk because you have helmet on?

765
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:55,000
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, So there's no communication. There's absolutely nothing. You

766
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 1: can't I mean even if you're even when you're just

767
00:34:57,200 --> 00:34:59,799
Speaker 1: standing there, it's hard to communicate. How long do you

768
00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:01,719
Speaker 1: do for? Three hours?

769
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:03,800
Speaker 3: Charlie? Three hours? What?

770
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:04,160
Speaker 8: What if?

771
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:04,200
Speaker 9: It?

772
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:05,560
Speaker 3: Actually I'll take it back.

773
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:07,400
Speaker 1: It was probably about two and a half hours of

774
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:09,120
Speaker 1: actually being out on the snowmall.

775
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:11,000
Speaker 3: When did your wife want it to be? When did

776
00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:13,960
Speaker 3: you want it to be done? Forty five minutes? Uh no,

777
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:14,560
Speaker 3: because we.

778
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:17,080
Speaker 1: Start going and I'm like, oh, this is this isn't bad.

779
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:21,239
Speaker 1: And then about five or ten minutes in, I go, oh,

780
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:23,880
Speaker 1: my fingers are getting pretty cold. This is Yeah, this

781
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,719
Speaker 1: is not as comfortable as I thought it was going

782
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:28,480
Speaker 1: to be. And I would say twenty minutes in, I

783
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:29,520
Speaker 1: was ready to turn around.

784
00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:31,640
Speaker 3: I'm like, I got especially, we can't see anything.

785
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:34,400
Speaker 1: What's the point? I can't see a thing, just miserable.

786
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:40,000
Speaker 1: So it's bad enough. That's bad enough. But then so

787
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:43,359
Speaker 1: we make a stop and then it was our final side.

788
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:45,239
Speaker 1: He goes, Okay, we're heading back to our next place.

789
00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:47,600
Speaker 1: We're going to be back to the little building or whatever.

790
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:52,000
Speaker 1: And so I'm following again. I'm in the rear, I'm following,

791
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:57,279
Speaker 1: and the snowmobile ahead of me kind of like did

792
00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:59,600
Speaker 1: a little like a left or a right and then

793
00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:02,520
Speaker 1: a left, and I'm like it was only like a

794
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:05,160
Speaker 1: ten foot twenty foot stretch. I go, well, I can

795
00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:07,960
Speaker 1: just go why go over those bumps in a round?

796
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:10,800
Speaker 1: I can just go straight through. It's nice and flat

797
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:15,839
Speaker 1: right here. So I do that, and I guess it's

798
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:19,040
Speaker 1: just like a patch of ice or something.

799
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:19,560
Speaker 3: I don't know.

800
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:22,600
Speaker 1: I go right through it and we do a complete

801
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:27,279
Speaker 1: three sixty on the snowmobile. That's just complete spin out,

802
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:30,640
Speaker 1: come to a dead stop. But the other people are still,

803
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:33,239
Speaker 1: you know, they're still going. So now there's quite a

804
00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:35,759
Speaker 1: bit of you know, a bet who's not happy that

805
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:38,120
Speaker 1: we just did a three sixty. But everything's fine, you know,

806
00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:43,080
Speaker 1: we didn't tip over or anything like that. And so

807
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:46,399
Speaker 1: I can barely hear her. She's screaming at me, and

808
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:48,960
Speaker 1: she's like, I can't see. I can't see I what

809
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,920
Speaker 1: do you mean? She goes, my helmet got turned around.

810
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:53,560
Speaker 1: I can't see, like it's blocking my eyes. And I'm

811
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 1: like the snowmobiles in front of us, they're like they're

812
00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:59,960
Speaker 1: not coming to small little lights. I go, I cannot

813
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:02,839
Speaker 1: be stuck out here in the middle of the wilderness

814
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:06,360
Speaker 1: in pitch black. I go, I go, you're just gonna

815
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:08,239
Speaker 1: have to I go, you've got a string. We don't

816
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:10,000
Speaker 1: have time to take this off. We know, have we

817
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:13,040
Speaker 1: kid there? I go, We've just got to go, and

818
00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:14,680
Speaker 1: she goes, fine.

819
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:15,200
Speaker 3: Fine.

820
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:17,960
Speaker 1: So now I got a lot of catching up to do.

821
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:21,120
Speaker 1: So I have to floor the snowmobile and I'm going

822
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:26,640
Speaker 1: and we hit a bump, and I mean it's like

823
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:31,800
Speaker 1: a big ridge. She flies off the snowmobile and with

824
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:35,440
Speaker 1: her helmet backwards all right, with her helmet right so

825
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 1: she lands. I didn't see it because I'm facing forward.

826
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:42,439
Speaker 1: Apparently she lands right on her tailbone, and I don't

827
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:47,200
Speaker 1: even notice for about like I thought I heard her screen.

828
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:52,320
Speaker 3: And I'm like, but she's not holding onto me. I

829
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:52,640
Speaker 3: don't know.

830
00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:54,680
Speaker 1: I haven't been on a snowmobile like forty years. I

831
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:56,960
Speaker 1: don't know if you guys have been on a snowmobile recently.

832
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,840
Speaker 1: But she's not holding onto me. On the back of

833
00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:02,680
Speaker 1: the snowmobile there like these handles that you put behind

834
00:38:02,719 --> 00:38:05,280
Speaker 1: that are like behind her. I guess that she's holding

835
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:07,600
Speaker 1: on to underneath the seat or something, you know. So

836
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:12,920
Speaker 1: she bounces right off and so now I turn around.

837
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:15,520
Speaker 3: I go, oh my god, now I have to stop.

838
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:16,520
Speaker 3: I circle back.

839
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:24,319
Speaker 1: She's she was a little bit angry because she told

840
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 1: me the whole time. She goes, you're going to drive

841
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:28,640
Speaker 1: like a maniac. I said, Honey, I swear I'm not

842
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,960
Speaker 1: going to drive like a maniac. I told you it's

843
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,719
Speaker 1: going to be funny. I go, I'm not trying. I go, no,

844
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:35,920
Speaker 1: I'm going to be totally fine. And then but I

845
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:39,440
Speaker 1: got we got so far behind from spinning out that

846
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:45,120
Speaker 1: I had to try to catch up anyway, So she

847
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:49,000
Speaker 1: was a mess, and she was behind her because it's

848
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:49,399
Speaker 1: so dark.

849
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:50,359
Speaker 2: What hapen?

850
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:53,680
Speaker 1: No, because I went right back on the path. I

851
00:38:53,719 --> 00:38:55,880
Speaker 1: only had to I only had to go for like,

852
00:38:56,719 --> 00:39:01,280
Speaker 1: thank god, twenty seconds, thirty seconds?

853
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:02,880
Speaker 3: Maybe what did she land?

854
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 1: Like?

855
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:05,440
Speaker 3: What kind of what was the grind? Like? It's just

856
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:09,360
Speaker 3: ice she lands. It's like landing on a hockey rink, essentially.

857
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:13,759
Speaker 1: Oh that hurt. It's oh, oh her tail, she's oh.

858
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:18,000
Speaker 1: I'm still hearing about it about how her.

859
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:21,760
Speaker 3: See see twelve or see something.

860
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:25,600
Speaker 1: See they're fused together now, Charlie, they're just smashed together,

861
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:26,560
Speaker 1: is what she told me.

862
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:28,640
Speaker 4: How did you tell you all of that with your

863
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:31,960
Speaker 4: frozen shoulder, Like, how painful was that for you?

864
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,680
Speaker 8: Because when you're on a snow as long as my.

865
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:37,239
Speaker 3: Arm doesn't go above my head, I'm fine.

866
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:39,680
Speaker 8: So going so just holding it, that was okay.

867
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:42,560
Speaker 1: So now I have to pick her up because her

868
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:45,839
Speaker 1: helmet is like and and really I'm looking at her

869
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:48,200
Speaker 1: and the helmet. She's like, I can't see the helmet

870
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 1: is it looks like it's straight out. I go, oh

871
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 1: my god, I think her eyeballs frozen. She's going blind

872
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:56,520
Speaker 1: or something. And then it turns out later that once

873
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,920
Speaker 1: we got the helmet off of her that what had

874
00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:02,400
Speaker 1: actually happened was that her hair had somehow gotten over

875
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:05,600
Speaker 1: half of her face and it was like all matted

876
00:40:05,719 --> 00:40:07,759
Speaker 1: down so she couldn't even feel her hair.

877
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:10,359
Speaker 3: It was just it was a mess. It was a mess,

878
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:11,760
Speaker 3: an absolute disaster.

879
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:14,800
Speaker 9: She doesn't want to cut her hair off now for sure.

880
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:18,719
Speaker 9: She wants a divorce, is what she wants. Yeah, here's

881
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:21,480
Speaker 9: the picture. This is after the fact. This is what

882
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:23,959
Speaker 9: we'll give her the rating of the of the ride.

883
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:31,040
Speaker 9: You see how pink her thumbs are too. You see

884
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:34,640
Speaker 9: that her thumbs her face?

885
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:39,279
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, she yep, she might she might

886
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:40,640
Speaker 1: file for divorce anything.

887
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:44,240
Speaker 3: Now. She was not happy, not happy. She said she's.

888
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:48,000
Speaker 1: Through with doing anything on a vacation and she's never

889
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:54,000
Speaker 1: doing another expedition, adventure, excursion, whatever, never going to do

890
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:54,920
Speaker 1: that ever again.

891
00:40:55,000 --> 00:41:00,239
Speaker 3: She said. So that was that was Falbard for us.

892
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:04,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, just how many days? I think we were there?

893
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:07,680
Speaker 1: Four days, Charlie. How long did you run out of

894
00:41:07,719 --> 00:41:09,480
Speaker 1: things to do? Like day one day?

895
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:11,839
Speaker 3: Well, we landed there on day one.

896
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:14,640
Speaker 1: We didn't get there until like seven pm or something,

897
00:41:14,719 --> 00:41:16,399
Speaker 1: so we went out to dinner and then just went

898
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:16,759
Speaker 1: to bed.

899
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:18,200
Speaker 3: That was it.

900
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:20,799
Speaker 1: Day two ran out of stuff to do and you

901
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:23,520
Speaker 1: know what else? Was it sort of a scam. I

902
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:27,120
Speaker 1: saw these pictures and I was really looking forward to

903
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:30,680
Speaker 1: this because you look online, you see all these pictures

904
00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:32,880
Speaker 1: of the inside of all the hotels.

905
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks great restaurants.

906
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:38,600
Speaker 1: And they all have these big, roaring fireplaces that are

907
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:41,080
Speaker 1: going and I'm like, this is gonna be great, cozy,

908
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:44,400
Speaker 1: like a ski logic to come in for my snowmobile expedition.

909
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:46,959
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna sit by the fire, I'm gonna

910
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:49,799
Speaker 1: be drinking drinks. I'm gonna this is gonna be this

911
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:54,640
Speaker 1: is gonna be luxurious. And in reality, we get to

912
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:57,600
Speaker 1: the hotel or in the in the lounge area there

913
00:41:57,640 --> 00:41:59,879
Speaker 1: of the hotel, and I'm sitting next to this fire.

914
00:42:00,239 --> 00:42:02,560
Speaker 1: I go, can you guys, can you can you turn

915
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:05,200
Speaker 1: on this fireplace like like they have in the pictures

916
00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:07,920
Speaker 1: and I'll love it. The bartender he goes, oh, let

917
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:11,080
Speaker 1: me get the manager. And the manager comes out and goes,

918
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:14,920
Speaker 1: mm yell, okay, yeah I can, I can. I can

919
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:16,920
Speaker 1: get this going for you. She comes back with like

920
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:20,320
Speaker 1: a like a bottle that she pours into a little

921
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:24,280
Speaker 1: tray and it's like that liquid that you just burned.

922
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:24,960
Speaker 3: That's it.

923
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:28,760
Speaker 1: It puts off zero heat and the flame is about

924
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:29,760
Speaker 1: two inches tall.

925
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:32,360
Speaker 3: It's not like a real fireplace. Nobody there was.

926
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:35,640
Speaker 1: I didn't see one fireplace on this entire place. Nobody

927
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:40,319
Speaker 1: has a fireplace. So it was it was yeah, you

928
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:43,160
Speaker 1: can do it about in and out twenty four hours too.

929
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:44,439
Speaker 1: If you don't want to visit there?

930
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:45,920
Speaker 8: Where did you go there after?

931
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:46,200
Speaker 3: Then?

932
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:48,920
Speaker 8: So you left Norway?

933
00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:56,600
Speaker 1: We went from Faalbard. Well, we couldn't get back uh to.

934
00:42:56,920 --> 00:43:00,400
Speaker 1: We couldn't get back without going to We had to

935
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:04,239
Speaker 1: spend a night in Oslow Norway. So we stayed in

936
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:09,279
Speaker 1: Oslow and was that cool? Well, we got into Oslow

937
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:12,160
Speaker 1: at about we got to the hotel at nine pm.

938
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:16,120
Speaker 1: I said, hey, what what, We're really hungry.

939
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:18,840
Speaker 3: There was no meal on the plane or anything.

940
00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:21,719
Speaker 1: And I said, you know, what are some restaurants that

941
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:26,200
Speaker 1: go they're all closed? I go, it's nine o'clock. They go,

942
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:30,280
Speaker 1: now everything's everything in the area is closed. Yes, Charlie.

943
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:32,720
Speaker 1: I didn't believe it. So then I went to walk around.

944
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:36,000
Speaker 1: Everything was actually closed. All the restaurants were closed. I

945
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:40,080
Speaker 1: couldn't believe at nine o'clock at night. And and I

946
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:42,479
Speaker 1: did see a Christmas they had like one of those.

947
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:45,799
Speaker 1: It was closed, but they had one of those Christmas

948
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:50,040
Speaker 1: like villages with all the stalls and everything, and I'm like, oh,

949
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:52,879
Speaker 1: this looks cute like they were just they just closed it.

950
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:57,520
Speaker 1: And then as I'm looking at what is is that? A?

951
00:43:57,760 --> 00:43:58,719
Speaker 3: Is that a cat.

952
00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:02,920
Speaker 1: Running through the Christmas village thing by all the stalls?

953
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:04,680
Speaker 1: And then I go, oh, wait, there's another one. So

954
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:08,960
Speaker 1: I keep walking giant rats just running around. I'm talking

955
00:44:09,239 --> 00:44:13,400
Speaker 1: dozens of rats. Just so then after we saw that,

956
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:16,320
Speaker 1: we're like, oh we are do we even.

957
00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:16,680
Speaker 3: Want to eat?

958
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:19,080
Speaker 1: In a restaurant down here, because the whole city must

959
00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:20,439
Speaker 1: have been overrun by rats.

960
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:23,320
Speaker 3: I've never seen anything like this, just scurrying about.

961
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:26,560
Speaker 1: And then people were walking around like like they must

962
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:27,239
Speaker 1: have seen it.

963
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:29,600
Speaker 3: I guess, but it didn't phase them one bit.

964
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:32,800
Speaker 8: Wow, did you come home for Christmas?

965
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:33,000
Speaker 1: Then?

966
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:36,000
Speaker 8: Were you home in time for Christmas?

967
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:36,400
Speaker 3: Did you?

968
00:44:37,239 --> 00:44:39,160
Speaker 1: I told you forget the small bar you travel the

969
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:41,800
Speaker 1: whole time we were sitting small barred after like the

970
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:45,960
Speaker 1: day after Christmas. So okay, uh, I've got to take

971
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,160
Speaker 1: a break. Du you said you're gonna give us. Oh

972
00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:50,880
Speaker 1: my god, we're running behind Super Size Shizzy. When we

973
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:53,279
Speaker 1: come back, we'll be all right. We'll be right back

974
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:54,640
Speaker 1: on Rover's Morning Glory. Hang on,