Speaker 1: Random topic right now here on the Mojo in the
Speaker 1: Morning show. The topic is hate my roommate. That sounds good,
Speaker 1: doesn't it hate my roommate like it? I would like
Speaker 1: to know if you would fill in the blank on
Speaker 1: this one. We haven't done a fill in the blank
Speaker 1: in a while. I hate my roommates blank. I hate
Speaker 1: my roommates blank. Now you could say I hate my
Speaker 1: roommate's guts. I mean, but I would want to know
Speaker 1: more than what that's about. That's the beginning of it.
Speaker 1: But you could also say, I hate my roommate's boyfriend
Speaker 1: or girlfriend. Bathroom habit dirty, I hate my roommates bathroom habits.
Speaker 1: I hate my roommates. What eating all the food? I
Speaker 1: hate my or how about you hate your roommate's food
Speaker 1: that they make and it smells. Yeah, I hate my
Speaker 1: roommate's chronic porn watching. You know what? Here? Could you imagine?
Speaker 1: You know what I used to hate. I used to
Speaker 1: hate Kid Marconi, Josh Voice. Where are you at, Josh?
Speaker 1: He's in Chicago? Actually I see Kid or hear see
Speaker 1: on social a lot. Kid was Kid was my last
Speaker 1: roommate before I married Chelsea. Chelsea had to kick him
Speaker 1: out of my apartment because I was too much of
Speaker 1: a pussy to kick him out myself. I would not
Speaker 1: kick him out. Why did you want to kick him out?
Speaker 1: Because he didn't pay rent. He would come in the
Speaker 1: department and he would bring his girlfriend in all the time,
Speaker 1: and they would loud sex all the time. Like it
Speaker 1: was crazy, the loud secks that they would have. And
Speaker 1: kid Marconi did something that was so weird. He would
Speaker 1: dye his hair using food coloring or jello gelatine. Oh,
Speaker 1: I remember he would do that. He would dye his
Speaker 1: hair like weird and it could wash right out. But
Speaker 1: he would leave crap all over the place. Oh, here's one.
Speaker 1: So I would go to the grocery store. So I'd
Speaker 1: go to like, you know, Meyer or Kroger, and I
Speaker 1: would go to the grocery store on Payday, and I'd
Speaker 1: buy a crap load of food because I was going
Speaker 1: to like make myself, you know, turkey sandwiches and stuff
Speaker 1: like that to bring to work with me. And I
Speaker 1: would I would probably buy like one hundred and fifty
Speaker 1: dollars worth of food for the week. He would eat
Speaker 1: every I would come home, it'd be empty boxes of
Speaker 1: everything around or wrappers and stuff. He ate a whole
Speaker 1: loaf of bread one time when I was at work,
Speaker 1: a whole goddamn loaf of bread got high. It was crazy,
Speaker 1: so different it was. It was not a totinos pizza
Speaker 1: rolls gone destroy. Yeah, he have a job, he did.
Speaker 1: He was so so I did the night show. I
Speaker 1: did six to ten at night. He did ten till
Speaker 1: two at night. So I would see him at at
Speaker 1: the station. We would cross talk with each other and
Speaker 1: I'd be like, all right, Kim, Marconi's coming up next. Great,
Speaker 1: And I turned the microphone off and playing a song
Speaker 1: or something.
Speaker 2: He's so excited to go home and eat some totinos.
Speaker 1: And I would no joke, and I would say, I go, hey,
Speaker 1: did you pick up such and such?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Man, I'm sorry, I'll pick it up tomorrow morning. I
Speaker 1: knew it was bs. Honestly, it was like being married
Speaker 1: to a bad husband. That's what it was like. And
Speaker 1: and I'd come home, the place would be a mess,
Speaker 1: and there'd be empty boxes all over. He ate three
Speaker 1: boxes of cereal one time, and three boxes the biggest loser, no,
Speaker 1: he And he wasn't a fat guy, but I think
Speaker 1: he had like a metabolism. That was pretty pretty amazing.
Speaker 1: I hate where we had no calls in this none
Speaker 1: at all.
Speaker 2: You're not available because they said it was at nine fifteen.
Speaker 1: Now they're all at work. Oh really, well can they
Speaker 1: text us what their their? They hate their roommate And
Speaker 1: now I can read some of the text messages.
Speaker 2: Yeah, type in roommate under keyword.
Speaker 1: You can do that.
Speaker 2: Or you'll be able to see.
Speaker 1: Oh god, what about some of these people that are here?
Speaker 1: I like this one right here. I hate my roommate's dad.
Speaker 2: I got to know why.
Speaker 1: Oh, my roommate's my daughter. I hate my roommate's smelly ass.
Speaker 1: So what I wonder if it's like really a smelly
Speaker 1: ass or if that that's just them hating the roommate,
Speaker 1: Like I hate my roommate's guts. Another person here, Texter here,
Speaker 1: I hate my roommate's kid. Oh could you imagine if
Speaker 1: you don't have a kid and you have to live
Speaker 1: with your roommate's kid. That would be I want to
Speaker 1: talk to that person because what do I hate about
Speaker 1: the kid? They can't just annoying like little a hole
Speaker 1: or already eating all the Tatino's Pizza room Honestly, you
Speaker 1: can't hate their kid. You just hate them like you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like it's tough to hate on
Speaker 1: a to hate on you'd be surprised, though some kids
Speaker 1: be little a holes. Though you see the minace another
Speaker 1: one here, I'm I'm looking through. I have to go
Speaker 1: back all the way to the nine fifteen because I did.
Speaker 1: I did solicit for this. I should have done this
Speaker 1: topic before we went into the other one. I hate
Speaker 1: my roommate's girlfriend. Her voice is so annoying. Whenever she's over,
Speaker 1: I try to leave. You ever had that happen to you?
Speaker 1: Have you ever when you were in college you lived
Speaker 1: with a bunch of girls. Did you ever have any
Speaker 1: of the girls that had annoying voices?
Speaker 2: An a sorority house with seventy one other girls? Isn't
Speaker 2: that crazy?
Speaker 1: One? That sounds like a dream to a lot of
Speaker 1: guys when they hear that, And then you don't go
Speaker 1: into that music?
Speaker 2: And again, we all slept in the same room. How
Speaker 2: many what we all slept in the same room. We
Speaker 2: had a cold dorm one win one room with one
Speaker 2: room with all the beds uh, and then we each
Speaker 2: had like rooms one seventy two girls, yes, seventy two girls,
Speaker 2: and there were bunk beds.
Speaker 1: You know what that sounded like to me? Prison? That
Speaker 1: sounds like that. It sounds like a handmaid's tale when
Speaker 1: all the handmaids are in the same room. Jah have
Speaker 1: more than one bathroom.
Speaker 2: Right, Oh god, we had three levels and tons of bathrooms.
Speaker 2: But the top floor, the third level was the cold dorm.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. What does cold dorm mean?
Speaker 2: It's twenty four hour dark, twenty four hour cold. So
Speaker 2: like they kept because were sleeping in the same room,
Speaker 2: so they kept the windows open all the time so
Speaker 2: that germs like you wouldn't get sick. It was amazing
Speaker 2: because you'd go in there and snuggle under your covers and.
Speaker 1: You were you in a cult or something.
Speaker 2: Well, it's actually it's a very popular thing for a
Speaker 2: lot of story.
Speaker 1: They don't do that stuff anymore, do they. They do?
Speaker 1: Stop it seventy one and I want to call a
Speaker 1: bass juice and find out if the MSU sororities have
Speaker 1: cold dorms or if they have beds and rooms. Did
Speaker 1: you all have sex? There were no.
Speaker 2: Boys allowed in any of the upper levels of the story,
Speaker 2: so they could come in the kitchen and there was
Speaker 2: like a study room on the main floor. Snugs somebody
Speaker 2: meat house moms. They were so crazy about it.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you this sounds like the Handmai's tail. What's
Speaker 1: her name? Anta? Anta? What's her name from the Handmaise Taiale? Oh,
Speaker 1: aunt Lydia, aunt Lydia was aunt Lydia your aunt in
Speaker 1: the u in this thing? Oh my gosh. Hold on
Speaker 1: a second voice disguise line number seven, and this is
Speaker 1: uh ka, k I hate my roommates.
Speaker 4: Hi, I actually.
Speaker 3: Live with my in laws.
Speaker 1: Oh so you hate so that living with your in
Speaker 1: laws has got to be tough.
Speaker 3: It's tough. I'm not going to say I hate it,
Speaker 3: but it's very tough.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So when you when I say I hate my
Speaker 1: roommates blank, there's probably a list of things that you
Speaker 1: hate about living with your in laws.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I could go on today.
Speaker 1: Is it tough for you because you guys never get
Speaker 1: peace and quiet and you're always, you know, there with them.
Speaker 3: It's yeah, the peace and quiet thing too. But we
Speaker 3: went two totally separate ways, so it's like one person
Speaker 3: does one thing and the other person does the other thing.
Speaker 1: So it's like we're.
Speaker 3: Always going back and forth.
Speaker 1: How long is this going to be happening for? Like,
Speaker 1: how long will you be in this arrangement?
Speaker 3: It'll be a year.
Speaker 1: In November, so we're.
Speaker 3: Hoping after that.
Speaker 1: Are you trying to save money to move into a house?
Speaker 1: And that's why you guys are living with the in laws.
Speaker 3: Actually they live with us.
Speaker 1: Oh, they're living with you. That's the worst part because
Speaker 1: you got to you know, this is your house and
Speaker 1: they're invading your space, Like I signed up. That's horrible.
Speaker 1: Initial tea wants to be voice disguised, which I understand
Speaker 1: this is something with this topic. You probably do want
Speaker 1: to be voice di sguised. I hate my roommate's blank tea.
Speaker 4: Oh hi, so what do you.
Speaker 3: That we moved in I'll moved in together like two
Speaker 3: weeks now, and.
Speaker 4: She's just been so messy having.
Speaker 3: Guys out of house.
Speaker 1: She's doing what inside that? What is she doing in
Speaker 1: and out of the house. She's got different guys coming
Speaker 1: in and out? Yeah guys, where yeah? Where does she can?
Speaker 1: Real quick? Because you have a voice that's very sultry
Speaker 1: and soft, and with the voice of guy's your machine,
Speaker 1: it's sometimes difficult to hear you. So so you just
Speaker 1: recently moved in with this girl. How did you guys
Speaker 1: know her?
Speaker 3: I went to high school with.
Speaker 1: Day Okay, and so she's so she is really messy.
Speaker 1: She's bringing guys in and out of your place. Random, dudes,
Speaker 1: where is she meeting these guys at school?
Speaker 4: Like you go to college? Well, she never ended up
Speaker 4: going to the first day of college.
Speaker 1: But yeah, wow, and and this is kind of annoying. Huh,
Speaker 1: it's annoying to have to deal with.
Speaker 3: Her, Yes, very annoying.
Speaker 1: Wow. Uh does she pay her rent? Has she paid yet?
Speaker 4: I know she actually asked to borrow money.
Speaker 1: For the rent? Oh god, God. Maybe these guys that
Speaker 1: maybe the guys that are coming in and out are
Speaker 1: helping her get some rents and you would think, yeah,
Speaker 1: helping her with Wow. Well that's too bad. I'm sorry
Speaker 1: that you have to deal with it. That sucks. Initial C.
Speaker 1: I hate my roommates, Blank, I hate.
Speaker 4: My roommate because she decided to move across the country
Speaker 4: and follow her boyfriend.
Speaker 2: Oh no, and now you have to pay her portion
Speaker 2: of the rent.
Speaker 1: There.
Speaker 4: This is my ex roommate. We lived together over the
Speaker 4: last school year because we were both in college. We
Speaker 4: went to the same school, and we met over the
Speaker 4: class snapchat because we were both desperate for a roommate,
Speaker 4: and she neglected to tell me that in October she
Speaker 4: was going to make the decision to go follow her
Speaker 4: boyfriend to Missouri's college halfway across the country, and didn't
Speaker 4: tell me until December that she wasn't coming back in January.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, she left your hanging. That's too bad. Well,
Speaker 1: you could be the last Callers roommate and have the
Speaker 1: every dude is coming into your place having sex. What
Speaker 1: would you rather have? Would you rather have her leaving
Speaker 1: you with the bill or having random guys coming over
Speaker 1: to boner.
Speaker 4: I'd rather have random guys come over to bone her
Speaker 4: because at least that like it's funny as you now
Speaker 4: of like clowning I would do on her, would be
Speaker 4: at her because she was, yeah, doing what she wants.
Speaker 3: At least she's not leaving you with a bill.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well she hasn't paid yet, that's the thing. She's
Speaker 1: waiting to get the money from this this roommate. So uh,
Speaker 1: but that's too bad. So are you need of a roommate,
Speaker 1: because maybe Lydia and Bianca would be a good roommate.
Speaker 1: For you.
Speaker 4: M oh hell no, I'm lining on my own now.
Speaker 1: I don't want you Lydian Beyonca. All right, we'll take
Speaker 1: care of yourself. Good luck, okay, thank you, oh man,