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Speaker 1: Kiss, John Jay and Rich Hello, you got butt slam.

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Speaker 2: John Jay and Rich oh Rich, what up?

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Speaker 1: What up?

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Speaker 2: Hayton and the rest of the John Jay Rich crew,

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Speaker 2: Mayamo escorton. I'm listening on iHeartRadio in Oklahoma on ninety

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Speaker 2: three point seven Carque Tucson, zero one hundred Portland and

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Speaker 2: four seven Kiss FM, Phoenix. Thank you very much for

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Speaker 2: everything you do and I was hoping you could bring

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Speaker 2: that back, the butt slam phone scams.

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Speaker 1: Limby Loans in here too, Limby Loan, Brian, you guys

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Speaker 1: are idiots.

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Speaker 3: We'll get you a little sticker and a little pan

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Speaker 3: on your shirt.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you've just been butt slam, John Jay.

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Speaker 5: Rich one O four seven Kiss FM, John Jay and

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Speaker 5: Rich Presley.

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Speaker 4: Hello, Hello, good morning.

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Speaker 5: Good morning. What's going on with you? I know you've

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Speaker 5: texted us a lot. You've got something on your mind.

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Speaker 3: Who wants to do for you? Right?

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Speaker 4: Yes, my husband's birthday was last week and I wanted

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Speaker 4: to do some type of like prank call. I don't

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Speaker 4: know if it's like a second date update vibe, because

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Speaker 4: I could tease him about wanting to take me out more,

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Speaker 4: or just tease him that he's old, or just whatever.

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Speaker 3: You guys could come up with how old is he?

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Speaker 4: He turned thirty Two's.

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Speaker 1: Like the old classic butt slam, but slag be here.

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Speaker 1: This will be fun. Does he get mad about stuff

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Speaker 1: like spending money or anything like that that we could

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Speaker 1: like lean in and kind of poke the bear a

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Speaker 1: little bit?

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Speaker 4: Oh I don't know. Yeah, yeah, this morning like we're

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Speaker 4: kind of in the middle of a really difficult, like

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Speaker 4: co parenting thing with our exes that are also married

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Speaker 4: to each other. It's really weird.

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Speaker 5: Your axes are married to Wait wait, your your ax

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Speaker 5: is married to his ex.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: We're high school sweethearts. So we spilled up back in

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Speaker 4: school and then found each other and then our extra

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Speaker 4: we're like, hey, you know what, me too.

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Speaker 5: I feel like I feel like I feel like the

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Speaker 5: practical joke is somewhere in there something like that.

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Speaker 3: You would think, I'm not sure you maybe.

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Speaker 1: If we're lawyers representing and they'd like to confect.

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Speaker 5: What if what if your kids, your kids and their

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Speaker 5: kids want to swap last names?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god?

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Speaker 5: And where the federal judge is going to make it happen.

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Speaker 5: We got all the paperwork in and you give us

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Speaker 5: all the kids names yphen Oh my.

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Speaker 4: Gosh, that would be hilarious.

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Speaker 3: That is gold that you're just down a good sense

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Speaker 3: of humor. It doesn't get mad about it because it

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Speaker 3: does sound like a sensitive.

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Speaker 1: Here's the thing.

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Speaker 3: Here's the thing.

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Speaker 5: I don't think we get very far before you kneould

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Speaker 5: be a practical joke, which is fine, Which is fine?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 3: What are the kids' names? Give us all or four names?

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Speaker 3: Or how many names?

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Speaker 4: Robertson and Ashcraft. There's just two.

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Speaker 3: Last Robertson and Ashcraft. Okay, yea.

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Speaker 5: And they want to they want to switch last names,

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Speaker 5: or they all want to have the same last name.

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Speaker 3: What's his last name?

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Speaker 4: His last name is Robertson.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 5: They all want to be Ashcraft. Okay, they all want

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Speaker 5: to be Ashcraft. All the kids want to be Ashcraft.

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Speaker 5: And we were calling to names.

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Speaker 3: Does sound cool? What's your what's your your husband's name? Nick? Nick? Okay,

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Speaker 3: Nick Robertson.

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Speaker 1: All right, Rich you want to take you, I'll start it,

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Speaker 1: but I'm still passing it to John. And names names Jan.

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Speaker 5: This, Jan Okay, here here give me the gids you

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Speaker 5: get just real quick.

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Speaker 3: The six names of the kids.

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Speaker 4: Jeffrey Slate, Jackson, Adrian Hattan, Marshall.

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Speaker 5: Hold on, we're gonna get We're gonna put you on

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Speaker 5: hold and give Dylan his number and we'll call him

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Speaker 5: up right now.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Rich, you got all the butt slam stuff.

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Speaker 1: Jean Rich. You don't want to get.

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Speaker 3: Jean Rich. I'm a part of his.

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Speaker 5: This is a lot I'm trying to think. I don't

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Speaker 5: think that. I think like, if Rich you take it,

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Speaker 5: you do it yourself. Because how's it gonna be. You're

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Speaker 5: gonna call the guy then, Andrea, or you gonna get

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Speaker 5: pissed off. I'm gonna have to transform to my supervisor.

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Speaker 3: Oh he's a supervisor. Yeah, if he comes to that. Okay, Presley,

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Speaker 3: where's he right now?

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Speaker 4: He's a Coca Cola vender, so he's at Walmart right

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Speaker 4: now in the soda aisle. Probably.

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Speaker 3: Oh, we should also do something of that too.

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Speaker 1: He hates being up. There's great, All right.

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Speaker 3: Let's just call him. We're just gonna make it up.

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Speaker 3: See what happens to stay quiet? O heare we go?

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Speaker 3: What's his name? O?

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Speaker 1: Nick? Nick?

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Speaker 2: Who?

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Speaker 1: Hi there, mister Robertson, Good morning, Rick Baron, Department of

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Speaker 1: the Exterior. Can you hear me? Okay, sir? Okay? About

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Speaker 1: some information that's come across our desk about your offsprings

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey Slaate, Jackson, Marshall, Hatton and all it that sounds.

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Speaker 6: Very much like a John jerror Rich voice to me.

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Speaker 1: No, sir, my name is Rick Baron. I am a professional.

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Speaker 1: I've got eighteen years in this business and I will

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Speaker 1: not be mocked by the likes of you, sir.

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Speaker 6: Oh that's great.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, I'm calling about your children, Jeffrey Slade, Jackson, Marshall,

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Speaker 1: Manhattan here at the Department of Dames. And they would

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Speaker 1: all like to know my children well, because there's a

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Speaker 1: final here, they would all like to change their last name. Okay,

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Speaker 1: they thought it might be more fitting to have all

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Speaker 1: the same last names since they're growing up, you know, together,

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Speaker 1: there's a little bit of comp.

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Speaker 6: They already do have the same last name.

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Speaker 1: All of those well some of them are Robertsons and

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Speaker 1: some of them are ashcrafts Am I correct, Oh, yes, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: so then it would not be the last name. So

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Speaker 1: they would all like to be Ashcrafts from this time.

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Speaker 1: And I can just send you a text that you

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Speaker 1: can east side give me the sig. I can put

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Speaker 1: it through my friend John here and names, and then

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Speaker 1: we will be I.

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Speaker 6: Don't think I'm gonna.

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Speaker 2: Do.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I know you're on your your route. There

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Speaker 1: are you in the bathroom at Walmart? Dropping off the

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Speaker 1: kids at the pool?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 1: Are you installed right now?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 1: Loading up some coke products.

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Speaker 6: That I am doing not the good time.

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Speaker 1: So all of your children would like to have the

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Speaker 1: same last name?

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Speaker 6: Okay, Well, the ones that are Robertsons can say Robertson's

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Speaker 6: and the Ashcraft you know that those are not mine.

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Speaker 6: Obviously they're my stepchildren, so they can they can decide

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Speaker 6: that their mother and father what happened there. But as

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Speaker 6: far as far my children now keep their last name.

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Speaker 3: Well.

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Speaker 1: The petition was filed by a Presley who wanted to

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Speaker 1: get this done. Presley Robertson, are you familiar with there?

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Speaker 1: Is that one of your children?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 6: He is my wife. And I don't know why you

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Speaker 6: want last man to be Ashcraft?

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Speaker 1: What she marked on here that she was your lover,

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Speaker 1: your lover? She didn't, she didn't check the wife box,

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Speaker 1: just the lover box. Do you to make love?

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Speaker 6: That doesn't really surprise me.

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Speaker 1: Do you to make love? Hey?

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Speaker 6: Uh?

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Speaker 1: Sure?

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Speaker 6: What? What? Who is it?

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Speaker 3: But you.

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Speaker 6: Why are you doing this me. I'm trying to work.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, she got you, She got you all right, you

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Speaker 5: got it right away.

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Speaker 2: Your stepdad, watch you don't want to get slammed.

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Speaker 5: Heypy, Happy birthday, Nick. She just wanted to mess with

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Speaker 5: your love you. We just had some fun with you, man.

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Speaker 5: Thanks for thanks for getting Hill.

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Speaker 6: This is.

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Speaker 3: Your kids love you.

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Speaker 5: They don't want What a great ever, what a great

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Speaker 5: story you guys have, man, So thanks for jumping on

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Speaker 5: the air with us and having fun.

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Speaker 3: Sorry to bother your work.

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Speaker 6: You have time to listen to the whole story. You'll

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Speaker 6: have time to listen to the whole thing, especially all the.

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Speaker 1: Gun running boy that Presley can talk.

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Speaker 3: Happy birthday, dog than appreciate it. You got it. Hold

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Speaker 3: on