Speaker 1: Yeah, it is Mojo on the Morning show. Phone numbers
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Speaker 1: It's a couple of things that I wanted to get into,
Speaker 1: like some trending things that what's that are War of
Speaker 1: the roses this morning? What did you say? It was it? Uh?
Speaker 1: What was it? Seven? Seven hundred thousand or something said
Speaker 1: eight and fifty three stop it? Who Wow, we're viral
Speaker 1: eight hundred and fifty three thousand. That is wow. That
Speaker 1: is crazy. A lot of people wore the roses. Yesterday
Speaker 1: was a sad one too, because it was a woman
Speaker 1: who is battling cancer that that he's cheating while they
Speaker 1: were you know, while you know she had cancer. So
Speaker 1: so okay, So this is the story about the couple
Speaker 1: of things that are in the news local news and stuff.
Speaker 1: Yesterday there was like a weird story about a kid
Speaker 1: who shot his dad and then took dad's car and
Speaker 1: the dog. Did you see that at all? There was
Speaker 1: like the stories like a kid he took his He
Speaker 1: took dad's car and then ran off to Ohio and
Speaker 1: they ended up catching him. That was one story that
Speaker 1: was following yesterday in the news. And then another story.
Speaker 1: Shannon talked about this earlier in The Dirty. Did you
Speaker 1: see the story about the guy that they arrested at
Speaker 1: the mall one of the big malls and they caught
Speaker 1: him masturbating. He was pleasuring himself, twenty five year old.
Speaker 1: It looked like a twenty five year old Clarkston man
Speaker 1: facing charge is after witnesses reported seeing him masturbating inside
Speaker 1: the twelve Olks Mall.
Speaker 2: This happened on Saturday, right before it closed, like eight o'clock.
Speaker 1: When confronted by mall security, the man allegedly fled. Security
Speaker 1: kept him in sight until officers arrived, where they actually
Speaker 1: did the arrest in the parking lot. The suspect identified
Speaker 1: as Dylan Thomas Scotten. Jail records list the charges of
Speaker 1: aggravated in decent exposure and in decent exposure. They say
Speaker 1: that he'll be arraigned or he was arraigned two hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty thousand dollars cash bond and he has to
Speaker 1: wash his hands.
Speaker 3: Are you are you reading this story from Metro Detroit News.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's fake.
Speaker 3: No, please look at the comments. People are mean, but
Speaker 3: so dang funny.
Speaker 1: Okay, what are people saying?
Speaker 2: What is Humpty Dumpty doing at twelve small and nova?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: It looks like a four year old drew him.
Speaker 2: Do y'all remember the wee characters? This boy looked like
Speaker 2: the background we guys, you guys. His petition to rename
Speaker 2: twelve olks to.
Speaker 1: This one actually is a wild one. It's not even
Speaker 1: it's not funny.
Speaker 2: He looks like a vertical hayard.
Speaker 1: This one is wild one. This is uh a personally
Speaker 1: who says, I went to school with him two years
Speaker 1: ago and always wondered what happened to him. Now I
Speaker 1: found out. Could you imagine finding he.
Speaker 3: Was in Oakland County jail over the winter, and people
Speaker 3: who were with him in jail are saying this adds up.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that means.
Speaker 1: In jail too, I don't know. He looked like a bully.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I gotta tell you, Oh, this is crazy.
Speaker 1: What act shooter. Oh is that what they called it?
Speaker 1: They call in the police. We have an.
Speaker 2: Kevin not the handies?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: How do people come up with stuff like this? That's funny?
Speaker 1: Can I can I just say this though, Like there
Speaker 1: are things that you want to get arrested for, and
Speaker 1: there's things you don't want to get arrested for. This
Speaker 1: is one of those things. Like I didn't even want
Speaker 1: it my my mom or sisters to ever catch me,
Speaker 1: you know, doing it. Imagine you're in a place like that,
Speaker 1: like in the mall. He did, he sought it out.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. Jack, be quick, Okay, so I gotta go.
Speaker 1: Here's here's a here's an interesting one. I don't know
Speaker 1: of anybody that has ever Like I know people that
Speaker 1: have had sex in public places. Okay, they've had sex
Speaker 1: in public places, maybe even the mall, but the like,
Speaker 1: I know this this is guy's got a sickness, probably right,
Speaker 1: But there are some people that maybe don't have a
Speaker 1: sickness and they're just sitting in their car. And has
Speaker 1: anybody had that desire to all of a sudden absolutely
Speaker 1: just do that to themselves? Absolutely the desire.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I have you know, you got control, You
Speaker 5: can control your exactly.
Speaker 1: I have the ability to tell myself no, where have
Speaker 1: you had to No, I'm just gonna ask. It's funny
Speaker 1: because I'm listen. The sad part is there's probably some
Speaker 1: somebody that was working at one of those mall stores.
Speaker 2: That might have for a child with their mom walking by.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm not going to lie to you though.
Speaker 1: The last time I was at the mall it did
Speaker 1: turn me on. No. No, the last time I was
Speaker 1: at the mall. It's as obnoxious as it used to be,
Speaker 1: especially that that mall. Well, it's like the the the
Speaker 1: I don't I don't like the carts like I like
Speaker 1: I did one of the things, the kiosk, the kiosk
Speaker 1: like they are annoying. The one thing that I'd say
Speaker 1: about going to like we have a couple of malls here.
Speaker 1: You don't see that stuff like at the fancy mallt Yeah,
Speaker 1: by the way, Somerset doesn't. It's not a it's not
Speaker 1: a flea market, you know. Outside of the store.
Speaker 3: I would consider twelve Volks to be a nicer, multi
Speaker 3: nice So that's why I'm very surprised that they let
Speaker 3: that happen at twelve Folks.
Speaker 1: Well, those guys paid good money, I know, but.
Speaker 2: It is very very annoying to have somebody approach.
Speaker 1: It my spider Man phone case. Yeah, has anybody ever noted,
Speaker 1: by the way, Lydia, this looks like a guy you
Speaker 1: dated once? I know that's where do you see this?
Speaker 1: Like I'm looking at this thing, I'm going at first
Speaker 1: I looked at it and I go, I think that's
Speaker 1: that guy that it's not almost the same. Behavior like
Speaker 1: that is crazy. What have any of the women on
Speaker 1: the show ever woken up to their guy pleasuring themselves
Speaker 1: at all or or a guy doing that, because to me,
Speaker 1: that would be like a red flag? Is it a
Speaker 1: red flag? Listen?
Speaker 4: If you're just staring at me when I'm sleeping, staring
Speaker 4: like that, what would the situation?
Speaker 1: Or are there any women that have ever done it?
Speaker 1: Do women do this? Like do you ever like like
Speaker 1: going here, you know.
Speaker 4: With them like right there? I mean, guy, I think
Speaker 4: guys are into that, like they want that.
Speaker 1: Why do we never hear of a of you know,
Speaker 1: police arrested a woman pleasuring herself in public?
Speaker 2: Right, It's so much easier for women to be discreet.
Speaker 1: Also, it's about discreetness. It's not about the fact that
Speaker 1: you guys aren't as freaky.
Speaker 5: But now you talking about like this guy right here
Speaker 5: sitting on a bench in the middle of the mall,
Speaker 5: like you would never hear it, to your point or
Speaker 5: story about a woman doing that. Never, No, it wouldn't happen.
Speaker 5: Just eat way you can do that, you know what
Speaker 5: I mean? You just would never see a woman operating
Speaker 5: in that way.
Speaker 1: Hold on, kool a lady, kool Ai lady, perfect, kool
Speaker 1: Ai lady. What mall do you like to go to? You?
Speaker 1: Is there a mall that you would go to? Kool aid?
Speaker 1: Kool Ai lady? Are you there? This? Is she there?
Speaker 1: I think maybe she doesn't want to discuss this this
Speaker 1: particular topic. Wasn't she on this line at one point?
Speaker 1: She is?
Speaker 2: Kool lady?
Speaker 1: Took us off? Mute, take us off, mute. Coolily, she's
Speaker 1: talking right now, Lady, I remember going to J. C. Penny.
Speaker 1: What was your favorite store in the mall when you
Speaker 1: were a kid growing up?
Speaker 3: Smack it, Aid, don't say smack it when we're talking about.
Speaker 5: I used to love coming into Jeepers. It's a great
Speaker 5: place to go.
Speaker 1: I loved, by the way, when I was when we
Speaker 1: were kids, and then we would go to the mall.
Speaker 1: I always loved to go into, like the Spencer's Gift
Speaker 1: Store and stuff like that. Hot topic was another one
Speaker 1: was a good one, and there was nothing better than
Speaker 1: everybody meeting up in the food court area. Those those
Speaker 1: were the those were the times you would love it
Speaker 1: so much. H What happened to cool a lady? I
Speaker 1: don't know. I think she got what's going on? Randy High?
Speaker 6: Hey, you were you.
Speaker 1: Were kind of making a comment that women never pleasure
Speaker 1: them out the public.
Speaker 6: I'm a bouncer at a bar and I've definitely thrown
Speaker 6: a couple of women out of our bar for pleasuring themselves.
Speaker 1: Really, wait, what were they? You just saw them over
Speaker 1: in the corner there doing.
Speaker 4: It help sitting right at the bar.
Speaker 6: You can you can definitely tell there's a little little
Speaker 6: arm movement and.
Speaker 4: The head.
Speaker 7: Man, ma'am you have to leave.
Speaker 5: Did they own up to it or did they try
Speaker 5: to say that it wasn't what it looked like?
Speaker 4: They can't?
Speaker 6: I got I got their hand in the honeypot.
Speaker 1: Wow. Quick question for you though? Were they within guy
Speaker 1: or just by themselves? They came to the bar by themselves.
Speaker 6: By themselves. You Typically the times I've encountered is the
Speaker 6: like middle aged women by themselves.
Speaker 4: Glass of wine, too many glass of the wine bars.
Speaker 1: We want to hang out. I want to hang out. Hello,
Speaker 1: how are you doing Greg? What's up? Greg?
Speaker 6: Hey?
Speaker 1: How you doing good? What's going on?
Speaker 6: Alright?
Speaker 3: Just listening from Windsor and it's funny you just listen
Speaker 3: to your comment about a female not being caught doing
Speaker 3: that in public.
Speaker 1: But here in Windsor appe.
Speaker 4: Years back, we had a girl that was going to
Speaker 4: our public libraries one after the other and got caught
Speaker 4: doing this and arrested.
Speaker 1: It was all over the news. That would get me
Speaker 1: to read books?
Speaker 2: Why the library?
Speaker 3: I have no idea, but she she was doing it
Speaker 3: there in live streaming it and then.
Speaker 1: This is oh my god, that's I never thought that
Speaker 1: that would be the case. Here I am thinking that
Speaker 1: this is only a dude thing to do.
Speaker 4: Wow, sounds like she was doing it like performance performance
Speaker 4: of the live stream the dudes.
Speaker 1: I like it. Hey, CEC, what's up. It's Mojo in
Speaker 1: the morning.
Speaker 7: Hi, Okay, it's first time, long time.
Speaker 1: Yes, And you can always tell your friends I called
Speaker 1: Mojo in the morning when they were talking about masturbating
Speaker 1: in public. Go ahead.
Speaker 7: Yes, I was with a guy when I was much younger,
Speaker 7: and that's all he did and I was not used
Speaker 7: to it. I read him for five years and over
Speaker 7: over that time, he did it so much that because
Speaker 7: you know what became bent? It was bent. Come on, Denis,
Speaker 7: I am curious. It's funny you're talking about this because
Speaker 7: I just talked about this to my friends. But you
Speaker 7: know what, I'm not used to that, Like I am not.
Speaker 7: I'm like, why would you be with a woman and
Speaker 7: that's supposed to be our job is to you know,
Speaker 7: to pleasure them, and they're doing it.
Speaker 5: I'm like.
Speaker 1: My mom used to say, you go blind. I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize you get been the thing that's craziness.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was. It was. It was curved. Just I
Speaker 7: say that, I've never seen another one curved.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well there you go. Tell your kids stop doing it.
Speaker 1: What's going on, Charles? How you doing?
Speaker 6: Hey? Guys? So I was calling in because I heard
Speaker 6: the little prompt and so I have to admit I
Speaker 6: am embarrassed by you. But in my adolescent when I
Speaker 6: was really young, I did kind of relieve myself. While
Speaker 6: I was walking down the street in.
Speaker 1: The middle of the Wait, you were that excited that
Speaker 1: you couldn't wait till you got home?
Speaker 6: So okay, So I was crazy young and was a
Speaker 6: partaking in things that I probably should have been partaking
Speaker 6: in at my age. I would say that. So I
Speaker 6: was still feeling myself, but I needed to walk home,
Speaker 6: and I don't know, just randomly, I just got excited
Speaker 6: and felt that I should relieve myself. But it was
Speaker 6: like the middle of night.
Speaker 1: Wait, hold on, hold on, it sounds like you're walking
Speaker 1: down the street right now.
Speaker 6: I'm driving.
Speaker 1: I'm there's something about the street lights. It was a cold,
Speaker 1: clear night.
Speaker 6: I don't know, it was something. It was something back
Speaker 6: in there.
Speaker 5: Walking the impressive Actually say you can't do two things
Speaker 5: at once.
Speaker 1: By the way, just text who hasn't masturbated in public? Okay,