WEBVTT - Masturbated at the Mall 

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it is Mojo on the Morning show. Phone numbers

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<v Speaker 1>It's a couple of things that I wanted to get into,

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<v Speaker 1>like some trending things that what's that are War of

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<v Speaker 1>the roses this morning? What did you say? It was it? Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>What was it? Seven? Seven hundred thousand or something said

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<v Speaker 1>eight and fifty three stop it? Who Wow, we're viral

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<v Speaker 1>eight hundred and fifty three thousand. That is wow. That

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<v Speaker 1>is crazy. A lot of people wore the roses. Yesterday

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<v Speaker 1>was a sad one too, because it was a woman

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<v Speaker 1>who is battling cancer that that he's cheating while they

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<v Speaker 1>were you know, while you know she had cancer. So

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<v Speaker 1>so okay, So this is the story about the couple

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<v Speaker 1>of things that are in the news local news and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Yesterday there was like a weird story about a kid

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<v Speaker 1>who shot his dad and then took dad's car and

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<v Speaker 1>the dog. Did you see that at all? There was

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<v Speaker 1>like the stories like a kid he took his He

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<v Speaker 1>took dad's car and then ran off to Ohio and

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<v Speaker 1>they ended up catching him. That was one story that

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<v Speaker 1>was following yesterday in the news. And then another story.

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<v Speaker 1>Shannon talked about this earlier in The Dirty. Did you

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<v Speaker 1>see the story about the guy that they arrested at

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<v Speaker 1>the mall one of the big malls and they caught

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<v Speaker 1>him masturbating. He was pleasuring himself, twenty five year old.

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<v Speaker 1>It looked like a twenty five year old Clarkston man

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<v Speaker 1>facing charge is after witnesses reported seeing him masturbating inside

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<v Speaker 1>the twelve Olks Mall.

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<v Speaker 2>This happened on Saturday, right before it closed, like eight o'clock.

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<v Speaker 1>When confronted by mall security, the man allegedly fled. Security

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<v Speaker 1>kept him in sight until officers arrived, where they actually

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<v Speaker 1>did the arrest in the parking lot. The suspect identified

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<v Speaker 1>as Dylan Thomas Scotten. Jail records list the charges of

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<v Speaker 1>aggravated in decent exposure and in decent exposure. They say

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<v Speaker 1>that he'll be arraigned or he was arraigned two hundred

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<v Speaker 1>and fifty thousand dollars cash bond and he has to

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<v Speaker 1>wash his hands.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you are you reading this story from Metro Detroit News.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, it's fake.

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<v Speaker 3>No, please look at the comments. People are mean, but

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<v Speaker 3>so dang funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, what are people saying?

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<v Speaker 2>What is Humpty Dumpty doing at twelve small and nova?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>It looks like a four year old drew him.

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<v Speaker 2>Do y'all remember the wee characters? This boy looked like

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<v Speaker 2>the background we guys, you guys. His petition to rename

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<v Speaker 2>twelve olks to.

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<v Speaker 1>This one actually is a wild one. It's not even

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<v Speaker 1>it's not funny.

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<v Speaker 2>He looks like a vertical hayard.

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<v Speaker 1>This one is wild one. This is uh a personally

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<v Speaker 1>who says, I went to school with him two years

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<v Speaker 1>ago and always wondered what happened to him. Now I

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<v Speaker 1>found out. Could you imagine finding he.

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<v Speaker 3>Was in Oakland County jail over the winter, and people

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<v Speaker 3>who were with him in jail are saying this adds up.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what that means.

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<v Speaker 1>In jail too, I don't know. He looked like a bully.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I gotta tell you, Oh, this is crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>What act shooter. Oh is that what they called it?

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<v Speaker 1>They call in the police. We have an.

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<v Speaker 2>Kevin not the handies?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>How do people come up with stuff like this? That's funny?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I can I just say this though, Like there

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<v Speaker 1>are things that you want to get arrested for, and

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<v Speaker 1>there's things you don't want to get arrested for. This

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<v Speaker 1>is one of those things. Like I didn't even want

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<v Speaker 1>it my my mom or sisters to ever catch me,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, doing it. Imagine you're in a place like that,

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<v Speaker 1>like in the mall. He did, he sought it out.

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<v Speaker 1>It's crazy. Jack, be quick, Okay, so I gotta go.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's here's a here's an interesting one. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>of anybody that has ever Like I know people that

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<v Speaker 1>have had sex in public places. Okay, they've had sex

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<v Speaker 1>in public places, maybe even the mall, but the like,

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<v Speaker 1>I know this this is guy's got a sickness, probably right,

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<v Speaker 1>But there are some people that maybe don't have a

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<v Speaker 1>sickness and they're just sitting in their car. And has

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<v Speaker 1>anybody had that desire to all of a sudden absolutely

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<v Speaker 1>just do that to themselves? Absolutely the desire.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but I have you know, you got control, You

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<v Speaker 5>can control your exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>I have the ability to tell myself no, where have

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<v Speaker 1>you had to No, I'm just gonna ask. It's funny

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm listen. The sad part is there's probably some

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<v Speaker 1>somebody that was working at one of those mall stores.

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<v Speaker 2>That might have for a child with their mom walking by.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I'm not going to lie to you though.

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<v Speaker 1>The last time I was at the mall it did

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<v Speaker 1>turn me on. No. No, the last time I was

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<v Speaker 1>at the mall. It's as obnoxious as it used to be,

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<v Speaker 1>especially that that mall. Well, it's like the the the

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<v Speaker 1>I don't I don't like the carts like I like

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<v Speaker 1>I did one of the things, the kiosk, the kiosk

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<v Speaker 1>like they are annoying. The one thing that I'd say

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<v Speaker 1>about going to like we have a couple of malls here.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't see that stuff like at the fancy mallt Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, Somerset doesn't. It's not a it's not

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<v Speaker 1>a flea market, you know. Outside of the store.

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<v Speaker 3>I would consider twelve Volks to be a nicer, multi

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<v Speaker 3>nice So that's why I'm very surprised that they let

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<v Speaker 3>that happen at twelve Folks.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, those guys paid good money, I know, but.

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<v Speaker 2>It is very very annoying to have somebody approach.

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<v Speaker 1>It my spider Man phone case. Yeah, has anybody ever noted,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, Lydia, this looks like a guy you

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<v Speaker 1>dated once? I know that's where do you see this?

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<v Speaker 1>Like I'm looking at this thing, I'm going at first

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<v Speaker 1>I looked at it and I go, I think that's

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<v Speaker 1>that guy that it's not almost the same. Behavior like

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<v Speaker 1>that is crazy. What have any of the women on

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<v Speaker 1>the show ever woken up to their guy pleasuring themselves

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<v Speaker 1>at all or or a guy doing that, because to me,

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<v Speaker 1>that would be like a red flag? Is it a

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<v Speaker 1>red flag? Listen?

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<v Speaker 4>If you're just staring at me when I'm sleeping, staring

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<v Speaker 4>like that, what would the situation?

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<v Speaker 1>Or are there any women that have ever done it?

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<v Speaker 1>Do women do this? Like do you ever like like

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<v Speaker 1>going here, you know.

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<v Speaker 4>With them like right there? I mean, guy, I think

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<v Speaker 4>guys are into that, like they want that.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do we never hear of a of you know,

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<v Speaker 1>police arrested a woman pleasuring herself in public?

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<v Speaker 2>Right, It's so much easier for women to be discreet.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, it's about discreetness. It's not about the fact that

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<v Speaker 1>you guys aren't as freaky.

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<v Speaker 5>But now you talking about like this guy right here

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<v Speaker 5>sitting on a bench in the middle of the mall,

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<v Speaker 5>like you would never hear it, to your point or

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<v Speaker 5>story about a woman doing that. Never, No, it wouldn't happen.

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<v Speaker 5>Just eat way you can do that, you know what

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<v Speaker 5>I mean? You just would never see a woman operating

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<v Speaker 5>in that way.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, kool a lady, kool Ai lady, perfect, kool

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<v Speaker 1>Ai lady. What mall do you like to go to? You?

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<v Speaker 1>Is there a mall that you would go to? Kool aid?

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<v Speaker 1>Kool Ai lady? Are you there? This? Is she there?

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<v Speaker 1>I think maybe she doesn't want to discuss this this

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<v Speaker 1>particular topic. Wasn't she on this line at one point?

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<v Speaker 1>She is?

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<v Speaker 2>Kool lady?

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<v Speaker 1>Took us off? Mute, take us off, mute. Coolily, she's

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<v Speaker 1>talking right now, Lady, I remember going to J. C. Penny.

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<v Speaker 1>What was your favorite store in the mall when you

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<v Speaker 1>were a kid growing up?

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<v Speaker 3>Smack it, Aid, don't say smack it when we're talking about.

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<v Speaker 5>I used to love coming into Jeepers. It's a great

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<v Speaker 5>place to go.

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<v Speaker 1>I loved, by the way, when I was when we

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<v Speaker 1>were kids, and then we would go to the mall.

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<v Speaker 1>I always loved to go into, like the Spencer's Gift

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<v Speaker 1>Store and stuff like that. Hot topic was another one

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<v Speaker 1>was a good one, and there was nothing better than

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<v Speaker 1>everybody meeting up in the food court area. Those those

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<v Speaker 1>were the those were the times you would love it

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<v Speaker 1>so much. H What happened to cool a lady? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. I think she got what's going on? Randy High?

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<v Speaker 6>Hey, you were you.

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<v Speaker 1>Were kind of making a comment that women never pleasure

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<v Speaker 1>them out the public.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm a bouncer at a bar and I've definitely thrown

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<v Speaker 6>a couple of women out of our bar for pleasuring themselves.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, wait, what were they? You just saw them over

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<v Speaker 1>in the corner there doing.

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<v Speaker 4>It help sitting right at the bar.

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<v Speaker 6>You can you can definitely tell there's a little little

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<v Speaker 6>arm movement and.

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<v Speaker 4>The head.

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<v Speaker 7>Man, ma'am you have to leave.

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<v Speaker 5>Did they own up to it or did they try

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<v Speaker 5>to say that it wasn't what it looked like?

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<v Speaker 4>They can't?

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<v Speaker 6>I got I got their hand in the honeypot.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow. Quick question for you though? Were they within guy

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<v Speaker 1>or just by themselves? They came to the bar by themselves.

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<v Speaker 6>By themselves. You Typically the times I've encountered is the

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<v Speaker 6>like middle aged women by themselves.

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<v Speaker 4>Glass of wine, too many glass of the wine bars.

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<v Speaker 1>We want to hang out. I want to hang out. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you doing Greg? What's up? Greg?

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<v Speaker 6>Hey?

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<v Speaker 1>How you doing good? What's going on?

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<v Speaker 6>Alright?

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<v Speaker 3>Just listening from Windsor and it's funny you just listen

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<v Speaker 3>to your comment about a female not being caught doing

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<v Speaker 3>that in public.

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<v Speaker 1>But here in Windsor appe.

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<v Speaker 4>Years back, we had a girl that was going to

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<v Speaker 4>our public libraries one after the other and got caught

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<v Speaker 4>doing this and arrested.

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<v Speaker 1>It was all over the news. That would get me

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<v Speaker 1>to read books?

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<v Speaker 2>Why the library?

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<v Speaker 3>I have no idea, but she she was doing it

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<v Speaker 3>there in live streaming it and then.

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<v Speaker 1>This is oh my god, that's I never thought that

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<v Speaker 1>that would be the case. Here I am thinking that

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<v Speaker 1>this is only a dude thing to do.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, sounds like she was doing it like performance performance

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<v Speaker 4>of the live stream the dudes.

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<v Speaker 1>I like it. Hey, CEC, what's up. It's Mojo in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning.

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<v Speaker 7>Hi, Okay, it's first time, long time.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, And you can always tell your friends I called

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<v Speaker 1>Mojo in the morning when they were talking about masturbating

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<v Speaker 1>in public. Go ahead.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, I was with a guy when I was much younger,

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<v Speaker 7>and that's all he did and I was not used

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<v Speaker 7>to it. I read him for five years and over

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<v Speaker 7>over that time, he did it so much that because

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<v Speaker 7>you know what became bent? It was bent. Come on, Denis,

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<v Speaker 7>I am curious. It's funny you're talking about this because

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<v Speaker 7>I just talked about this to my friends. But you

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<v Speaker 7>know what, I'm not used to that, Like I am not.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm like, why would you be with a woman and

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<v Speaker 7>that's supposed to be our job is to you know,

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<v Speaker 7>to pleasure them, and they're doing it.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm like.

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<v Speaker 1>My mom used to say, you go blind. I didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't realize you get been the thing that's craziness.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, it was. It was. It was curved. Just I

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<v Speaker 7>say that, I've never seen another one curved.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well there you go. Tell your kids stop doing it.

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on, Charles? How you doing?

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<v Speaker 6>Hey? Guys? So I was calling in because I heard

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<v Speaker 6>the little prompt and so I have to admit I

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<v Speaker 6>am embarrassed by you. But in my adolescent when I

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<v Speaker 6>was really young, I did kind of relieve myself. While

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<v Speaker 6>I was walking down the street in.

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<v Speaker 1>The middle of the Wait, you were that excited that

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<v Speaker 1>you couldn't wait till you got home?

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<v Speaker 6>So okay, So I was crazy young and was a

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<v Speaker 6>partaking in things that I probably should have been partaking

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<v Speaker 6>in at my age. I would say that. So I

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<v Speaker 6>was still feeling myself, but I needed to walk home,

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<v Speaker 6>and I don't know, just randomly, I just got excited

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<v Speaker 6>and felt that I should relieve myself. But it was

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<v Speaker 6>like the middle of night.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, hold on, hold on, it sounds like you're walking

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<v Speaker 1>down the street right now.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm driving.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm there's something about the street lights. It was a cold,

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<v Speaker 1>clear night.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know, it was something. It was something back

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<v Speaker 6>in there.

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<v Speaker 5>Walking the impressive Actually say you can't do two things

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<v Speaker 5>at once.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, just text who hasn't masturbated in public? Okay,