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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is the Woodie Show, and you have another

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Speaker 3: Where's uh, where's Morgan Morgan? Where's Morgan Morgan?

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Speaker 3: Tyler?

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Speaker 4: Uh?

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Speaker 1: Menjie, come on? Come on in, come on? All right herezy,

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Speaker 1: here's Morgan.

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Speaker 5: Nice?

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Speaker 1: All right, that's on?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, Morgan. All right, there's a there's Morgan.

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Speaker 3: Here comes Tyler and Menji.

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Speaker 5: Walking here extra slow.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, they're not the quickest people. Menji is mad slow.

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Speaker 1: I've never seen anyone you're mad slow fire.

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Speaker 7: I don't want to spoil a surprise, but is this

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Speaker 7: nineteen seventy six? All over our gangs? I'm seeing the Coneheads?

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Speaker 1: Uh huh, I've seen Magon. He recognize who we are.

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Speaker 7: Like I said, it's the Coneheads. I don't know what

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Speaker 1: Ye movie. All right, now what are you wearing here?

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Speaker 4: We got to I have a my weighted vest, which

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Speaker 4: I'm using as a like an agent vest type. Right, okayes,

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Speaker 4: and I'm bald bald cap, I'm agent Sebastian.

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Speaker 1: You know what.

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Speaker 4: I couldn't tell you part we've got other versions of

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Speaker 1: Men, which version of sea bass are you? I'm the

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Speaker 8: As you can see, we're wearing the exact same colored

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Speaker 3: Present day, present days, present day, present day. And then

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Speaker 3: dumb ass Tyler, which version of sea bass you?

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Speaker 4: So?

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Speaker 1: Morgan calls it bulking sea bass?

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Speaker 5: I call it fat sea bass?

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Speaker 1: So the one that is.

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Speaker 3: Wow?

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Speaker 1: Was this the version of sea bass? When guys in

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Speaker 1: the street called me, Yeah, I'm a black bass.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Look it's black bass.

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Speaker 3: Here he's wearing a leisure were he's ready for the gym.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah.

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Speaker 3: Rules.

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Speaker 1: Now, Greg, which one do you think is the most accurate?

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Speaker 5: I mean they all look pretty accurate.

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Speaker 8: Probably he has a pop tart coke to prove it.

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Speaker 8: Oh damn, what you know? I eat pop tarts at

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Speaker 8: the studio all the time that I noticed. No, I

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Speaker 8: day we were crossing paths. I was leaving the office,

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Speaker 1: One time. I just noticed it.

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Speaker 3: The other day it's just a more current reference. But anyway,

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Speaker 5: This this right here leads to coke swort piece at

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Speaker 8: Oh yeah, it's a scare tactic, Sea Bass and Future.

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Speaker 1: And you know what are you wearing, Gina?

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Speaker 10: Oh, I'm so comfortable today. I pulled out the Oogie

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Speaker 7: Night Before Christmas?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 10: Yeah, it's so cute and looks so comfortable. I just

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Speaker 10: Into this whenever the kid says, you know, in charge,

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Speaker 10: because it's how many more years could this possibly happen?

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Speaker 10: You know, if he likes it, we'll create a little

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Speaker 7: I have a feeling this is a she's leading that.

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Speaker 10: You guys have met me right Obviously Sea Bass hasn't

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Speaker 3: I don't know about that because I think you leave

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Speaker 7: Okay, well, you're you're wrong.

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Speaker 10: never do. And he's if he wants me to wear

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Speaker 10: Oogie Boogie for another year, that's fine.

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Speaker 1: You can't let these kids think that they're in charge.

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Speaker 7: Man twist, she's twisting her arm or he's twisting her

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Speaker 1: You do it, you lose, You lose control.

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Speaker 10: Trust me, he does not think he's in control.

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Speaker 5: What age do you kids stop caring about trick or trees?

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Speaker 3: I don't know, Like thirteen, Well depends when my son

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Speaker 1: He was more interested in handing out the candy and

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Speaker 1: So for him. But like my daughter, she's going out

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Speaker 5: She's thirteen, right, yeah, all right, So you what you're saying,

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Speaker 5: Guna is you're clinging to these last few years.

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Speaker 10: I'm clinging exactly, clinging godhood.

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Speaker 4: You give your steps on good memories.

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Speaker 10: I know, I know SeaBASS is fourteen thousand kids he

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Speaker 10: want to make sure he's taken care of. Look, if

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Speaker 10: that's what he wants to do, I can wear a

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Speaker 1: If you're If you're into it, that's that's great.

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Speaker 3: It just like that to me, Like I see a newborn,

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Speaker 3: to that? I never had that seup and then thinking like,

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Speaker 10: He asked us, you know, can we do this this year?

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Speaker 6: All right?

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Speaker 10: But I think what I think is gonna happen is

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Speaker 10: be like, WHOA, back off, you too, and that's and he'll,

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Speaker 10: you know, he'll figure that out and.

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Speaker 1: He'll start going with his friends, which would be great.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, and hopefully, but this is our first trick or

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Speaker 2: It's gonna be fine. Yeah, yeah, all right.

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Speaker 1: Well nice, nice work on the costumes.

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Speaker 11: Oh you never got an answer to which one's your favorite?

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Speaker 7: Sea bass is and big the Texas pointing this out,

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Speaker 7: big fail on none of them doing any kind of

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, because buy a car for a costume, by

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Speaker 10: I think this is more accurate.

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Speaker 4: But you don't deserve that much thought put into a mask.

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Speaker 4: We got the ball caps and that was the main.

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Speaker 7: That that four people according to costume is not a

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Speaker 1: But she's saying that would have been extra. Yeah, there

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Speaker 4: I thought you'd be honored that we chose you could

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Speaker 7: Well, you guys just did such a poor job. It's

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Speaker 10: I think that means you won this.

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Speaker 1: Not like appease your ego in some weird way.

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Speaker 7: Well, to see the problem is they're not doing it properly.

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Speaker 7: They're trying to undercut me.

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Speaker 1: No, it does, they're trying to.

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Speaker 12: Undergoing I consistently set the standard of excellence on everything.

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Speaker 12: I supported a colleague's growth by sharing feedback and mentoring them,

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Speaker 12: You are a hero fability and time for today's dumb

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Speaker 1: It's a Friday tradition.

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Speaker 3: Today's dumb ass contest is the du IQ.

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Speaker 1: Eight seven seven forty four. What is the phone number?

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Speaker 3: And before we get this contestant on the line, Sea

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Speaker 1: Everybody, please, I find.

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Speaker 7: Somebody very drunk and ask them just the most easy

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Speaker 7: The game isn't what's the answer to the question. The

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Speaker 1: You win, and that you will be ben Hey, good morning, ben.

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Speaker 3: Hey. Yeah, all right, so Ben, you're gonna be the

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Speaker 1: And who is this person?

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Speaker 7: Cl perfect for spooky season?

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Speaker 1: It's Damiens.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, and Damien is so uh well, we're gonna find

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Speaker 2: Huh?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 1: To all the questions, I.

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Speaker 2: Like more beer than vodka.

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Speaker 9: How many beers would you say you had this evening?

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Speaker 2: Three weird?

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Speaker 9: I don't believe.

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Speaker 2: You no, because I'm more vodka.

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Speaker 9: Oh that makes yeah.

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Speaker 2: Well I even more vodka than beer. And and I

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Speaker 2: wake up tomorrow?

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Speaker 9: What are you gonna do?

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Speaker 2: We'll go home?

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Speaker 9: You thin here to sleep on the street side or what?

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Speaker 2: I oh? No, one time I step on street and

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Speaker 1: Holy well?

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Speaker 2: Home?

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Speaker 7: Don't what the age is? Where you like it becomes

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Speaker 7: like oh funny, like oh like that stupid kid, to like, oh.

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Speaker 5: That's sad, how old was heard? That's true? To stop

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Speaker 13: Who is Batman's butler?

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Speaker 1: Who is Batman's butler?

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Speaker 5: What is his name?

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Speaker 1: Uh no to Damien, sure again on all of them.

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Speaker 7: A couple of years since we had a Batman movie.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll say in triple no, I'm going to.

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Speaker 10: Say yes to Menace and no to Sammy and Damien.

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Speaker 5: Okay, and you're saying yes to Menace. I'm kind of

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Speaker 1: So oh wow, you don't know the answer here?

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Speaker 7: Really, that's not surprising for great and I know the

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Speaker 1: Really yeah, wow, yeah, I agree, this is an easy one. Yes,

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Speaker 1: Menace and Sammy. Do you think that Damien is going

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Speaker 6: All?

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Speaker 5: Right? Ben?

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Speaker 1: What do you think? Do you think that Damien gets

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Speaker 5: All right, Oh there you go.

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Speaker 13: Question number one, who is Batman's butler?

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Speaker 1: What were you gonna say? Menace?

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Speaker 6: I was gonna put Alfred, but I was not one

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Speaker 6: hundred percent in that an Sammy, Can I change my answer?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 1: I said Jeeves, because we need something. You ask Jeeves?

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 1: Does anybody can you name the.

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Speaker 5: Actor a name?

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Speaker 11: I can't even think of one actor that Michael Kine,

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Speaker 3: Remember he was in Jewels when Jaws was like in

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Speaker 3: the Mohamaemember, like the mommy shark was mad that the

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Speaker 5: Remember that one The shark actually growled dirty? Is it dirty? Rotten?

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Speaker 6: Scoundrels?

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Speaker 2: Scoundrels.

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Speaker 6: Steve Martin never even seen Jaws all the way through

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Speaker 7: Really, I would have also accepted Alan Napier from the

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Speaker 5: Okay, all right.

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Speaker 1: Well Ben said that Damien would not get it. Let's

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Speaker 13: Who is Batman's butler?

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Speaker 2: Wait? The last one he was, what do you think

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Speaker 2: it is? Yeah? Yeah, I can do.

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Speaker 3: It all right, well, Ben, you're on the board. You

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Speaker 3: got one, and Ben, don't shout out the answer. Don't

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Speaker 3: give us the answers because we're seeing it these guys.

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Speaker 3: That's a question number two.

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Speaker 6: Do U i Q.

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Speaker 9: If a woman gets an i U D, what is

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Speaker 5: All right?

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Speaker 7: Bonus points for? What does it stand for?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 3: Uh?

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Speaker 1: No for Damien.

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Speaker 3: I was gonna say yes for Samy, but then I

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Speaker 3: remember we like just dumped around a couple of you know,

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Speaker 7: I bet she knows this.

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Speaker 1: I'll say yes Menace, yes, now do can either one

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Speaker 2: Do?

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Speaker 1: Tell us what it stands for? And double no.

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Speaker 5: I'm going to say no to Damien obviously, right, yes

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Speaker 5: to Sammy and no to what it stands for. And

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Speaker 5: I'm saying yes to Menace no for what it's doing.

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Speaker 10: All right, Yeah, I'm also saying yes to Samy and Menace,

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Speaker 10: no to Damien.

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Speaker 1: Ben, what do you think? Yes or no for Damien?

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Speaker 5: You for Damien?

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Speaker 1: I Question number two.

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Speaker 5: D U i Q.

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Speaker 9: A woman gets an I U D. What is she

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Speaker 1: Sammy pregnancy? Menace pregnancy? What does it stand for?

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Speaker 3: Uh?

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Speaker 6: Injectable ultimate deterrent.

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Speaker 1: Alright, Sammy inserted uterus device.

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Speaker 2: Us.

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Speaker 7: She's circling around the answer, Yeah, what about mine?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're farther away.

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Speaker 5: What did you say again?

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Speaker 6: Was injectable ultimate deterrent.

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Speaker 1: Interplanetary uranus device?

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Speaker 10: I'm sure Gina will tell you inter your inter uterine device?

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Speaker 10: Intra uterine device?

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Speaker 5: Probably Okay, I was very thought it was inner uterine

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Speaker 1: That's not device. Nobody knows what question number two do

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Speaker 1: U I Q?

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Speaker 9: If a woman gets an I U D, what is

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Speaker 2: Vagina? No vagina? I never had vagina?

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Speaker 13: You never had vagina?

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Speaker 7: No, never, just became a confession vagina.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you can give him some, buddy.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, here's a little vagina for you.

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Speaker 1: Well then, well he doesn't even want to hang out

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Speaker 1: afterwards a cuddle. He just wants to go home. It's

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Speaker 1: probably for the best.

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Speaker 5: I think he died without ever having china. There's no

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Speaker 5: way that night. All right.

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Speaker 1: Well, hey, Ben, congratulations.

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Speaker 3: You are a winner on a very very stressful round

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Speaker 3: here on the d U y T. All right, man, hey,

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Speaker 3: enjoy your weekend. Thank you for listening. Hang on one

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Speaker 3: second we'll get all your information.

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Speaker 1: Okay, thank you. All right, there's there's Ben. Everybody you

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Speaker 1: talk about.

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Speaker 3: Question number three, which Ben didn't nebel play for funds,

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Speaker 3: he's how.

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Speaker 9: Many inches are in a foot?

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Speaker 1: How many inches are in a foot?

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Speaker 7: This might be the easiest one I've ever asked Greg.

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Speaker 5: It's right up there. Oh there is the sky?

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Speaker 1: How many inches are in a foot?

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Speaker 5: I mean even Damien should get this, even.

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Speaker 6: The dead guy.

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Speaker 11: I'm still saying, I say, no, dog, I never had

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Speaker 11: a Maybe is from another country.

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Speaker 5: You don't know that.

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Speaker 7: What's the Libya or some other country that uses to

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Speaker 7: the metric system?

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Speaker 5: So noted Damien, and yes to these two.

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Speaker 6: Everybody uses a home what everybody uses the metric system?

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Speaker 1: Liberia, That's what I was thinking.

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Speaker 10: Okay, and Miama, I'm gonna say I'm going to say

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Speaker 10: yes to Samy and Menace and not a big big

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Speaker 10: dog Damien.

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Speaker 3: A noted Damien. Yes to both Menace and Sammy medic

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Speaker 3: and Sammy. Do you think that Damien gets it?

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Speaker 10: No?

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Speaker 1: No, No. Question number three, d u I Q how.

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Speaker 13: Many inches are in a foot?

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Speaker 9: It's correct? How many inches are you?

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Speaker 5: Bye?

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Speaker 2: I continue twelve and make.

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Speaker 5: You feel good?

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Speaker 3: There we go.

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Speaker 5: He could use that for all his vagina that he gets.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 11: Now, were the people sharing in the background just happened

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Speaker 11: to be perfect timing?

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Speaker 6: Were they happy for him?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: Give him a win where you can take it or

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Speaker 7: you can find it.

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Speaker 1: Hey, what do you call a big jack lantern? Was

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Speaker 1: a plumpkin?

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Speaker 10: What you weigh a millennial in instagrams?

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Speaker 1: Gives a lizard and a girlfriend? Fine, he had a

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Speaker 1: reptile dysfunctions. That's a show, Greg Salas.

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Speaker 5: How uh.

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Speaker 3: So where he lived, there's like the center Median and

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Speaker 3: the city did such a subpar job, like cleaning it up.

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Speaker 1: Yes that Greg is tempted to just go clean it himself.

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Speaker 5: It's underneath a gigantic pine tree. It's where three streets intersect,

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Speaker 5: But I think I might be too embarrassed to like

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Speaker 5: throw my garbage can in the truck, get my quick

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Speaker 5: way go down there and just start. You'd be here

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Speaker 5: I'm just like Joe Schmoe.

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Speaker 3: Or whatever.

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Speaker 1: They'll be like, Wow, what a great guy, This guy

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Speaker 5: I drive by it every single day.

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Speaker 1: I look at it and I thought, this is well

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Speaker 1: fail fail on the city's pod.

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Speaker 11: I think people don't even understand that job you're saying

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Speaker 6: Are you just talking about trimming the hedges.

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Speaker 5: It's just a pine tree inside this concrete center median

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Speaker 5: and it was about let's say, six inches deep in

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Speaker 5: couldn't go the extra mile and just clean it all,

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Speaker 5: and then there's weeds coming through the cracks.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, to get a little ground clear. Let me So

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Speaker 1: you're talking about garbage.

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Speaker 5: No, no, it's not slightly not garbage. It's not actual garbage.

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Speaker 1: Profeeds and piney.

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Speaker 7: Pro tip, Greg, if you do want to not be

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Speaker 7: just Joe Schmoe, you can very easily buy some safety

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Speaker 7: gear safety vest.

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Speaker 5: I just have like a greenish reflective vest.

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Speaker 10: Breg somethtimes you'll never wear that.

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Speaker 7: You can wear a big floppy hat, you wear a

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Speaker 7: mask and sunglasses exactly.

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Speaker 1: Now you have the citizens doing it the way to

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Speaker 7: Yeah great, yeah, thanks, I get it.

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Speaker 3: I would do that and you have Yeah, I have

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Speaker 3: done it, right, But that's because I was walking over

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Speaker 3: that area every day and it was it was not pleasant, right,

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Speaker 3: and this is what I have to drive by every

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Speaker 3: brought the I brought the leaf blower out and I

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Speaker 3: that's what I want to do, and I cleared it

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Speaker 3: and it was easy. Anytime, and anytime you get to

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Speaker 3: a reciprocating saw whatever, it's like.

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Speaker 5: My weed whacker, yeah, which you can angle into like

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Speaker 2: So good.

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Speaker 3: All right, Well, time for the official round of this

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Speaker 3: week's Friday fail stories.

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Speaker 8: Here we go.

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Speaker 3: All right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it this

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Speaker 4: Word.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, other people thought they have the perfect plan, the

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Speaker 1: But then somewhere along the line, I went for being

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Speaker 1: a great idea, the one big steak in Mega uber Ultra.

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Speaker 1: Yeah pretty good.

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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, and that was nic Yeah.

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Speaker 1: All right, Friday faild stories. First one here is from.

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Speaker 3: Nevada where the cops they were called about a driver

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Speaker 3: who was driving terribly quote unquote, had driven off the

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Speaker 3: road five separate times. State troopers caught up with the

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Speaker 3: driver asked them how much they had to drink, and

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Speaker 3: they responded by saying only two shots. At the nearby casino,

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Speaker 3: cops had him take a breathalyzer, Greg where they drunk.

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Speaker 5: You bet you know it.

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Speaker 1: The driver arrested and then shouted the troopers saying, you

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Speaker 1: ruined my life.

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Speaker 9: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 3: Turns out the driver, forty four year old woman works

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Speaker 3: or should I say, used to work, solving criminal justice

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Speaker 3: issues related to d uys and DUI arrests, and so

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Speaker 3: now she is awaiting her own DUI trial at some

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Speaker 3: point next month, so sailed yeah.

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Speaker 7: Social experiment.

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Speaker 3: The next one is about this woman who is at

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Speaker 3: home cleaning her apartment where she came face to face

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Speaker 3: with a cockroach. So she committed suicide. Like Greg, she

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Speaker 3: freaked out, yep. She went to the kitchen, she grabbed

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Speaker 3: some spray blame her lighter, used that combo as a

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Speaker 3: homemade blow torch, as we all have at one point

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Speaker 3: I have. She let that sucker up and up in flames.

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Speaker 3: It went along with the apartment before she knew what

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Speaker 3: the fire had spread it was out of control. When

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Speaker 3: it was all said and done, the apartment was toast.

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Speaker 5: It was a loss.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, but I mean if it has roaches, who and

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Speaker 6: one of the.

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Speaker 3: Neighbors is dead because they fell out of the window

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Speaker 3: while they were trying to escape the flames.

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Speaker 5: Sailed.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, just be slippy mcflipperson.

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Speaker 5: I guess I was thinking the same thing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, don't be slips and mcslippers.

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Speaker 5: You took the words out of my mouth.

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Speaker 1: This is from Maine with this guy.

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Speaker 3: He was driving and he noticed something fly off of

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Speaker 3: his car and that's when I remember, like, oh my god,

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Speaker 3: I left something on the roof.

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Speaker 1: What was on the roof?

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Speaker 3: You ask no big his child seven thousand dollars in cash.

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Speaker 3: So the money landed in the middle of the road

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Speaker 3: and the guy he's pulling a U turn at this

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Speaker 3: point to go back and pick it up. Well halfway

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Speaker 3: through the turn, he noticed that another car had already

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Speaker 3: slowed down, and by the time he drove up to

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Speaker 3: the money, another guy was scooping it up and he

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Speaker 3: grabbed most of it.

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Speaker 1: He took off.

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Speaker 3: The whole thing caught on dash can the cops they're

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Speaker 3: trying their best to find the guy who scooped up

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Speaker 3: the cash, But so far no luck.

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Speaker 1: In the window sailed that.

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Speaker 5: The most money I ever held in my hand was

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Speaker 5: three thousand dollars because I sold a car. I think

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Speaker 5: I held it in the car on my way to

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Speaker 5: the back. I think I even left my hand.

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Speaker 7: You're afraid some money grabbed.

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Speaker 5: I'm holding three thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: And when you go to the bank too. There were

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Speaker 3: those stories for a while that people were like watching

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Speaker 3: people leave the bank and following them home.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, you know, Well Greg's waving it around like

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Speaker 10: a golden ticket.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, look what I got.

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Speaker 3: This next one is from Florida. This guy he went

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Speaker 3: to a gas station, he robbed the place. He took

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Speaker 3: off with seven thousand dollars worth of scratcher tickets.

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Speaker 5: Oh all right, hell yeah.

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Speaker 3: He was long gone by the time the cops got there.

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Speaker 3: But then two hours later he was back, this time

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Speaker 3: no mask. Notice, guys.

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Speaker 1: He was there just to redeem some winning scratchers.

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Speaker 3: You go.

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Speaker 1: And he was in the store for about ten minutes.

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Speaker 3: Couldn't get the tickets to work, you know on ACNA

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Speaker 3: they were reported stolen, So he got in the car

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Speaker 3: he drove to another gas station and there he robbed

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Speaker 3: that place for one hundred and twenty bucks. The cops

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Speaker 3: they finally caught up to him, he was arrested, and

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Speaker 3: he is now in fail jail. Sales best and brightest dumbass,

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Speaker 3: and then I hear I'll give you one of my

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Speaker 3: favorite fail stories of the week. This is about these

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Speaker 3: two teenagers who came up with a way to make

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Speaker 3: some quick cash. They were pretty good with computers, so

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Speaker 3: they hacked into the database of a chain of preschools

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Speaker 3: and proceeded to steal the data and pictures of thousands

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Speaker 3: of students, and then from there they posted the pictures

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Speaker 3: on the dark web. They called the preschool they demanded

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Speaker 3: over eight hundred thousand dollars in Bitcoin to take them down.

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Speaker 3: The preschool's like, yeah, right, not having it.

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Speaker 5: They didn't care. We don't cave.

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Speaker 3: So the two idiots they started calling all of the

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Speaker 3: parents of the kids whose pictures they posted and were

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Speaker 3: encouraging them, pushing them to pressure the school into paying

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Speaker 3: the eight hundred thousand dollars. Well, the parents didn't care either.

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Speaker 3: That didn't That didn't work. Long story longer, the cops

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Speaker 3: tracked them down and they were taking the fail jail sale.

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Speaker 3: They realized that they weren't getting anywhere, and then they

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Speaker 3: went to go like try to apologize and say like, oh,

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Speaker 3: well we were just blah blah bah blah bla and yeah,

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Speaker 3: frank In.

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Speaker 5: This is where you use the excuse of social experiment.

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Speaker 5: It was just an experiment.

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Speaker 3: It was just to point out the security flaws in

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Speaker 3: their system to show how easy it was for them.

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Speaker 3: Embarrassed you failed, you should be thanking us, right, I

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Speaker 3: don't understand. This is a weird way to say thank you. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: you're having us arrested. Yeah, eight seven seven forty four

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Speaker 3: Woodie Friday check ins. Send those on the text over

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Speaker 3: to two two nine eight seven.

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Speaker 1: The Woody Show. We'll be right back.