Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. On a fantastic front almost by day,
Speaker 1: a fantastic Wednesday. We're gonna make fun of Kathy Hoko
Speaker 1: and communists. We're gonna talk about sending a fire to
Speaker 1: your house. We're going to talk about democrats, their love
Speaker 1: of foreigners. I am concerned that I would have been
Speaker 1: a slave owner in the past. All that and so
Speaker 1: much more coming up in the final hour of The
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. But let's talk about something wonderful, kind
Speaker 1: of terrible, but wonderful at the same time. Communism always
Speaker 1: has an expiration date. No matter how powerful the communist
Speaker 1: country is, no matter how big of a military they have,
Speaker 1: no matter how vicious murderous they are, there always seems
Speaker 1: to be an end date for communism. And the reason
Speaker 1: is an end date for communism is people hate it.
Speaker 1: It doesn't work, It spreads misery around, and the regime
Speaker 1: implementing the communism will fade away. For that reason. You
Speaker 1: can only make your people miserable for so long before
Speaker 1: your people will rise up and cast you off and
Speaker 1: choose a new form of government. This is true of kings.
Speaker 1: This is true of republics and democracies and communism, or
Speaker 1: it's true of every kind of government out there. If
Speaker 1: your people are miserable, and that misery goes on for
Speaker 1: long enough and gets bad enough, they will, in one
Speaker 1: way or another, choose for themselves a new form of government.
Speaker 1: Now that's of little comfort to people who are currently
Speaker 1: suffering under that communism. For instance, I brought them up
Speaker 1: earlier North Korea. Think about the poor people who live
Speaker 1: in North Korea today, the unimaginable suffering they go through, tyranny, starvation, torture,
Speaker 1: murdered gulags. I've told you before stories that I've read
Speaker 1: about these people throwing themselves onto electric fences on purpose
Speaker 1: so they can cook to death and die. How miserable
Speaker 1: is your place? So when I tell those people, not
Speaker 1: that they're able to listen to the world famous Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly Show, but if I were to tell those people, oh,
Speaker 1: don't worry, it'll end one day because everyone's miserable, that's
Speaker 1: of little comfort. Wouldn't you agree? Nevertheless, if we're going
Speaker 1: to be a thirty thousand foot view type show, and
Speaker 1: if we're going to take a step back, we have
Speaker 1: to be honest that's a good thing. Eventually communism will end.
Speaker 1: It will. Now we have this weird situation in the
Speaker 1: United States of America where we have areas of the
Speaker 1: country that are already in some form of soft communism.
Speaker 1: These are blue states run by Democrats, because Democrats are communists.
Speaker 1: States like California, states like New York. They're communist states.
Speaker 1: And people are fleeing because we have a system in
Speaker 1: this country, by the grace of God, where you're allowed
Speaker 1: to move from place to place that they can't put
Speaker 1: up a fence and keep you in. You can throw
Speaker 1: your family in a mini van and you can drive
Speaker 1: across the country and go live wherever you want to live,
Speaker 1: Go find some work, and move. That really dooms the
Speaker 1: American Democrat. It dooms the American Communists, especially now because
Speaker 1: their party has no more guardrails. There used to be
Speaker 1: blue dog Democrats, more moderate Democrats who could kind of
Speaker 1: keep the animals at bay, okay, and look, hey, we
Speaker 1: can do some left wing things, but we're not going
Speaker 1: to go that far. Now that guy just gets primaried
Speaker 1: by some Jake of era T shirt wearing dork, and
Speaker 1: that guy's gone. Now there are no more guardrails. So
Speaker 1: even older quote moderate Democrats they have to act like
Speaker 1: Jaco Era, otherwise they'll lose their seat in Congress, or
Speaker 1: in the governor's mansion or somewhere else. There are no
Speaker 1: more breaks. The break lines have been cut on the
Speaker 1: Democrat Party and it's all gased. No breaks, baby, and
Speaker 1: it's wonderful watching it fail. I want you to listen
Speaker 1: to New York Governor Kathy Hogel. New York is hemorrhaging people.
Speaker 1: The people who can leave, the people who have options,
Speaker 1: work options, they have the money to move things like that,
Speaker 1: they're gone. There have been times in New York where
Speaker 1: the moving companies were backed up. They're telling people, sorry,
Speaker 1: we're not gonna be able to help you for some time.
Speaker 1: People are leaving, They're losing congressional seats for Democrats. It's
Speaker 1: a total disaster. How big of a disaster, Well, listen
Speaker 1: to the Governor of New York about how bad it is.
Speaker 2: I need people who are high net worth to support
Speaker 2: the generous social programs that we want to have in
Speaker 2: our state. Right now, there are some patriotic millionaires who
Speaker 2: stepped up. Okay, cut me the checks. I mean, just
Speaker 2: if you want to be supportive. But maybe the first
Speaker 2: step should we go down to Palm Beach and see
Speaker 2: what you can bring back home. Because our tax base
Speaker 2: has been eroded. So I philosophically don't have a problem.
Speaker 2: It is like I have to look at the fact
Speaker 2: that we are in competition with other states who have
Speaker 2: less of a tax burden on their corporations and their individuals,
Speaker 2: And I would.
Speaker 3: Say, remote work changed everything.
Speaker 1: Our tax burden has been eroded. That's just calmly speak
Speaker 1: for people don't want to live under our horrible policies,
Speaker 1: and so the people who had the ability to do so,
Speaker 1: they left. And now we have these huge commie social programs.
Speaker 1: We don't have the money to fund those programs, and
Speaker 1: you need to be a patriot and bring your money
Speaker 1: back to New York so we can pillage it. I
Speaker 1: think it's fantastic. I I'm a New York fan, as
Speaker 1: you know. I'm a California fan, believe it or not.
Speaker 1: I know all the problems. I would never live there,
Speaker 1: but California's paradise. I love New York. So it pains
Speaker 1: me to say I am going to take a perverse
Speaker 1: pleasure in the coming years in watching these states struggle
Speaker 1: with a budget that is overloaded, overloaded with give outs,
Speaker 1: handouts to every single welfare queen and foreigner that can.
Speaker 1: As fast as they can hand out the money, they
Speaker 1: hand out the money, and then to fund it, they
Speaker 1: jack the taxes up, in the fees up, in the
Speaker 1: taxes up, in the fees up, and then that's more
Speaker 1: handouts and more handouts. Normal people they can't afford these fees.
Speaker 1: They can't afford these things, so they pack it up
Speaker 1: and they move somewhere in Red America. But California can't
Speaker 1: print money. New York can't print money. Eventually, you're looking
Speaker 1: at a budget and you can't make ends meet. You
Speaker 1: ever been there in your personal life, I have not
Speaker 1: a fun day. We owe this, we don't have it.
Speaker 1: Not a fun day. What you're listening to is the
Speaker 1: beginning of a budget crisis of their own making.
Speaker 2: I need people who are high net worth to support
Speaker 2: the generous social programs that we want to have in
Speaker 2: our state. Right now, there are some patriotic millionaires who
Speaker 2: stepped up. Okay, cut me the checks, I mean, just
Speaker 2: if you want to be supportive.
Speaker 3: But maybe the first step should.
Speaker 2: We go down to Palm Beach and see who you
Speaker 2: can bring that back home because our tax base has
Speaker 2: been eroded.
Speaker 3: So I philosophically don't have a problem.
Speaker 2: It is like I have to look at the fact
Speaker 2: that we are in competition with other states who have
Speaker 2: less of a tax burden on their corporations and their individuals,
Speaker 2: and I would say remote work changed everything.
Speaker 1: I'm a big fan of motion lights. I was thinking
Speaker 1: about this earlier today. What Chris here at the studio.
Speaker 1: We didn't install it or anything. They just came this
Speaker 1: way our kitchen, a little kitchen here. You walk in,
Speaker 1: the lights turn on. Now, I've gotten so used to it.
Speaker 1: I get aggravated when I walk into a dark room
Speaker 1: and I have to walk over to the light switch
Speaker 1: and turn it on. Why aren't all lights motion lights? What? Chris? What?
Speaker 1: Don't switch it to a regular light switch? I want
Speaker 1: the motion light. Chris, you know what I want, because
Speaker 1: here's what I've discovered about myself. I have long lamented slavery.
Speaker 1: You know this. You know this. I've talked about it,
Speaker 1: that how slavery's just existed throughout all of you of mankind,
Speaker 1: and I can't believe it. I find it amazing that
Speaker 1: human beings throughout history have thought that it's just okay
Speaker 1: to own other human beings. This was a commonly held
Speaker 1: belief for really the entire history of the world, outside
Speaker 1: of the last one hundred and fifty years or so,
Speaker 1: maybe two hundred years, when mankind started to say, ah,
Speaker 1: maybe we shouldn't do that.
Speaker 4: Outside of that, human beings own slaves just botchlaves didn't
Speaker 4: see anything wrong with owning another person. And I've always
Speaker 4: been mortified by that. I've never really understood it.
Speaker 1: And then then I started to examine myself more, and
Speaker 1: I think, what, Chris, listen, I think maybe I have
Speaker 1: the mentality of a slave owner. I have a couple
Speaker 1: things leading me to that. First, it's the motion lights.
Speaker 1: I don't want to have to walk over and turn
Speaker 1: on the lights. I want something else to turn on
Speaker 1: the lights. Can't you get over there and turn on
Speaker 1: the lights for me in any room where I come in?
Speaker 1: Wouldn't that be nice? What Chris? But that's not the
Speaker 1: only thing that leads me to believe I am a
Speaker 1: potential slave owner. I'll get to that. The second thing
Speaker 1: in a moment.
Speaker 5: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Magnificent Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Remember you can email the show, your love, your hate,
Speaker 1: your death threats Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com. So
Speaker 1: I believe I'm a slave owner or a wanna be
Speaker 1: slave owner. Hear me out, Chris. I saw this headline.
Speaker 1: Company is testing a humanoid or humanoid robot soldiers to
Speaker 1: go to the front lines of Ukraine. All right, well,
Speaker 1: I don't have any interest in a humanoid robot soldier.
Speaker 1: But you know what I had to do today? Was
Speaker 1: it a big deal? Something you do, something everybody does.
Speaker 1: I had to take out the trash. It was not
Speaker 1: the best weather out this morning. I didn't feel like
Speaker 1: taking out the trash, but I took out the trash.
Speaker 1: You know what I have to do this weekend. I
Speaker 1: have to change my air conditioning filters. Again. Not the
Speaker 1: end of the world. I don't want to make myself
Speaker 1: sound like a bum, but I don't necessarily want to
Speaker 1: crawl in the attic. I can't stand up straight in
Speaker 1: my attic. I kind of have to crawl shimmy my
Speaker 1: way through the attic to change the air conditioning filters.
Speaker 1: Just things like this happened throughout the day. The lights
Speaker 1: when I walk in a room, I want the lights
Speaker 1: to just come on. I don't want to have to
Speaker 1: find the light switch. It's dark. I'm fighting with the door.
Speaker 1: I don't even know. I think I want a humanoid
Speaker 1: robot to do these things for me. Now that in
Speaker 1: a vacuum is fine, But doesn't that give me a
Speaker 1: slave owner mentality in a way? Chris? Am I crazy
Speaker 1: on this? What what Chris said? I'm just lazy like
Speaker 1: everyone else. Well, isn't that the isn't that at the
Speaker 1: heart of the slave over slave owner mentality? There's a
Speaker 1: certain element of laziness there. No, you go work the
Speaker 1: salt mines. No, you wash the dishes. No, I want
Speaker 1: a humanoid robot that changes the air conditioning. Fielters, I
Speaker 1: would you know what, I'll tell you something else, And
Speaker 1: I really I'm embarrassed to say it, but I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna bare my soul for you. Ready here, I want
Speaker 1: one that washes my car. I don't like washing the car.
Speaker 1: I don't what, Chris, what I know that? No, listen,
Speaker 1: I know they have drive through car washes. I'm talking
Speaker 1: about on the inside of the car. I go through
Speaker 1: the drive through car wash. I'm well aware of that.
Speaker 1: But then what do you have to do. I have
Speaker 1: two sons. They are disgusting beasts. The second they get
Speaker 1: in anywhere there's trash, They're dropping food out of their
Speaker 1: mouths at all time. So you have to leave the
Speaker 1: drive through car wash, and you have to pull over
Speaker 1: to the vacuum thing, and you're bent over and your
Speaker 1: back hurts, and you're having to vacuum out everything, and
Speaker 1: if you really want to be thorough about it, you
Speaker 1: have to wipe down the interior of it. And I
Speaker 1: don't want to have to wash my freaking car anymore. What, Chris,
Speaker 1: what I can pay a guy to do that? Do
Speaker 1: you have any idea what they probably charge for that
Speaker 1: kind of thing, Chris, I'm not paying a guy to
Speaker 1: wash my car? Okay? And Chris, how much do you charge?
Speaker 1: Look for fifteen bucks? Can you what not fifteen bucks?
Speaker 1: How much twenty? I'll give you a twenty, you do
Speaker 1: it for a twenty? What about nineteen? Now I'm kidding.
Speaker 1: I'm kidding, Chris, all right, but you see my point.
Speaker 1: I want a slave, and I hate that about myself.
Speaker 1: I don't want to do the basic things because I'm lazy,
Speaker 1: and it makes me think that maybe I'm one of
Speaker 1: those kind of slave owner type of people. And that's me.
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Speaker 1: the promo code Jesse Jesse. Why don't we just arm
Speaker 1: the Iranian people. We'll let you finish them off. Give
Speaker 1: the people of Iran firearms and ammunition, and from what
Speaker 1: we've experienced, it's the fastest and most proven way for
Speaker 1: free people to exist, no training necessary, they'll figure it out. Well,
Speaker 1: you kind of have to be a little careful with
Speaker 1: such things. Here's what I mean. If you have a
Speaker 1: society that's not used to firearms ownership, didn't grow up
Speaker 1: with them, didn't train with them, and that's really society,
Speaker 1: and then you just start air dropping AK forty sevens
Speaker 1: into the society. One. I can't even imagine how many
Speaker 1: people are going to die because they don't know basic
Speaker 1: weapons safety. Have you ever been in one of those
Speaker 1: Arab countries, one of those Middle Eastern countries, I should
Speaker 1: say the people their weapons handling is a disaster, and
Speaker 1: they'll go out there and they'll just start firing them
Speaker 1: in the air like it's an old Western movie. By
Speaker 1: the way, please don't fire your gun in the air.
Speaker 1: Bullets come down. I don't know if you know this.
Speaker 1: They don't travel off to Pluto. They come back down,
Speaker 1: and they will kill people when they come back down.
Speaker 1: Just a little tidbit from me to you, But setting
Speaker 1: that aside. If you're dealing with a society that's not
Speaker 1: used to having firearms like that, and you just start
Speaker 1: air dropping crates of AK forty sevens, well what's gonna happen,
Speaker 1: oftentimes is the most violent murderous guy is going to
Speaker 1: end up taking over the guy who who's willing to
Speaker 1: go grab an AK forty seven and then turn to
Speaker 1: the guy next to him and shoot him in the
Speaker 1: face and take his AK forty seven, and then shoot
Speaker 1: the next guy beside him and take his AK forty seven.
Speaker 1: And then he hands all the AK forty sevens to
Speaker 1: all his friends, who go shoot everybody who's in their way,
Speaker 1: and he ends up murdering his way all the way
Speaker 1: to the seed of power. And then you find yourself
Speaker 1: in quite a pickle because you got rid of the
Speaker 1: last murderous regime and you replaced it with the next
Speaker 1: murderous regime. This is a bit of a problem, all right.
Speaker 1: So it look as a complicated thing. They're working on it.
Speaker 1: Let's hope they work it all out so we can
Speaker 1: get out. All right, we'll be back.
Speaker 6: But also it as all of you know necessary to
Speaker 6: fight climate change, it is now existential that we try
Speaker 6: to reduce our meat consumption, and so I am proud
Speaker 6: to say that our campaign has officially become a non
Speaker 6: meat campaign.
Speaker 1: Nobody's buying that, James, nobody's buying it. Also, nobody's buying
Speaker 1: this from Jamie.
Speaker 5: Raskal, invoking Tom Payne, who was an undocumented immigrant who
Speaker 5: came to this land in seventeen seventy four, two years
Speaker 5: before the revolution, and wrote Common Sense, the.
Speaker 7: Member said, I think his opening sentence was he said
Speaker 7: Thomas Paine was an illegal immigrant. My understanding was mister
Speaker 7: Payne was born in the UK, came to America then
Speaker 7: a British colleague in seventeen seventy four.
Speaker 8: So I was just struggling to figure out how he
Speaker 8: was all right.
Speaker 5: I didn't say he was an illegal immigrant. I said
Speaker 5: he was an undocumented immigrant, just like Thomas Jefferson's family was.
Speaker 5: Most of our ancestors did not arrive here with documents.
Speaker 1: Remember that Jamie Raskin is not stupid. You can be
Speaker 1: tempted to listen to that and say, what is this
Speaker 1: guy an idiot? He's not stupid. He's a liar. He's
Speaker 1: a communist revolutionary who was working very, very hard to
Speaker 1: proply massage the words in such a way that he
Speaker 1: can communicate to the American people that every person on
Speaker 1: the planet should come to America and he'll make them
Speaker 1: a welfare queen and he'll have them voting Democrat. That's
Speaker 1: a hard sell. He knows that's a hard sell. He
Speaker 1: knows Thomas Paine wasn't semi illegal or undocumented, or Thomas
Speaker 1: Jefferson or any of those things. So don't bother saying
Speaker 1: he's stupid, what an idiot. He's not an idiot. He's
Speaker 1: a liar. He's a communist revolutionary. But I repeat myself
Speaker 1: and remember what communist revolutionaries think.
Speaker 3: Think are reverence for the truth might become might have
Speaker 3: become a bit of a distraction that is preventing us
Speaker 3: from finding consensus and getting important things done.
Speaker 1: He's trying to get important things done. He's not sitting
Speaker 1: around stressing about the truth, right and wrong, honesty. These
Speaker 1: concepts never enter the mind of Democrat politicians in this country.
Speaker 1: I applaud Juliana Stratton. She's running for Senate in the
Speaker 1: state of Illinois. She's currently the lieutenant governor. By the way,
Speaker 1: she's a little more odd.
Speaker 8: I don't believe that this agency can be reformed.
Speaker 9: I believe that we have to take a whole look
Speaker 9: at the legal at the immigration system as a whole,
Speaker 9: and make sure it's not focused on criminalizing our immigrant neighbors,
Speaker 9: but rather helping people have a real path to legal citizenship.
Speaker 1: That's being more honest. They just want to hand citizenship
Speaker 1: out to them to eliminate your vote and guarantee a
Speaker 1: loyal voting block of hostile foreign barbarians to the end
Speaker 1: of time so they can destroy the United States of America. Oh,
Speaker 1: how are we doing on stopping them? Here's a headline Tuberville.
Speaker 1: That'd be Alabama Senator Tommy Tubberville. He shreds the Senates
Speaker 1: quote show week on the Save Act quote. We can't
Speaker 1: get it passed. We can't get it passed, and it's
Speaker 1: probably one of the most crucial pieces of legislation that
Speaker 1: we will face. I want to rewind and remind you
Speaker 1: that when the Republicans and the GOP Senate we're choosing
Speaker 1: the next majority leader. John Thune had a challenger, Rick Scott,
Speaker 1: I loudly screamed, I even told the Trump administration that
Speaker 1: John Thune was going to be a problem be careful.
Speaker 1: These these quote little things, these unsexy things, have huge
Speaker 1: consequences down the road. John Thune's going to be a problem.
Speaker 1: John Thune's going to be a problem. We'll set the
Speaker 1: Save Act aside because Thune doesn't have the votes for that.
Speaker 1: John Thune won't ram through Donald Trump's judges. John Thune
Speaker 1: is allowing Democrats to stop Donald Trump's judges from taking
Speaker 1: the bench. When Joe Biden was president, Republicans stepped aside
Speaker 1: and allowed him to install communist judges all over the
Speaker 1: United States of America. Now that Donald Trump is president,
Speaker 1: John Thune won't do the same. This is a reminder
Speaker 1: to you of what we talked about earlier in the show.
Speaker 1: These small political things aren't small. The things that go
Speaker 1: under people's radar, that local election, that little think here,
Speaker 1: that election of a party boss, this boss versus that boss.
Speaker 1: These things get ignored by almost all of the general population,
Speaker 1: and they end up being the most critically important things
Speaker 1: at the most critically important times. And if we don't
Speaker 1: get involved at the right time and make the right
Speaker 1: choice in these situations, then we're going to find ourselves
Speaker 1: looking around no Save Act, no judges, and wondering what
Speaker 1: went wrong? Well, what went wrong was we ignored the
Speaker 1: blocking and tackling. We wanted to flashy wide receiver who
Speaker 1: ran a four to four to forty that's probably slow anymore,
Speaker 1: who ran a four three forty he can run like
Speaker 1: the wind blows and catch everything. And we ignored the
Speaker 1: left tackle who protects the quarterbacks blind side chessie? Is
Speaker 1: it for d chess or stupidity for me to think
Speaker 1: it might be better long term if Democrats sweep Congress
Speaker 1: in the midterms. My logic is that communists can't wait
Speaker 1: to show they're crazy. Let them show America, and by
Speaker 1: twenty twenty eight the voters will be ready to usher
Speaker 1: in another Republican administration in Congress. What say you? He says,
Speaker 1: his name is Canon, says, I can read it on
Speaker 1: the air. I understand what you're thinking. It's not a
Speaker 1: stupid thought, not insulting at all, but you need to
Speaker 1: be very careful getting too cute sometimes. I have a
Speaker 1: friend of mine. We're not super close. We don't hang
Speaker 1: out much anymore, but five years ago I'd say we
Speaker 1: were pretty close. He ended up moving away. It's not
Speaker 1: like we had a falling out, he ended up moving away,
Speaker 1: and he had a small business and it was starting
Speaker 1: to do pretty well. And small businesses depending on how
Speaker 1: they're structured. I want boy you with details, but small businesses,
Speaker 1: you know the taxes, the income is from the business.
Speaker 1: Just those worlds can merge if you will. And my
Speaker 1: buddy was getting a little too loosey goosey with the
Speaker 1: company credit card. Granted it was his company, but oh,
Speaker 1: I want to take the wife out to a fancy dinner.
Speaker 1: Company credit card. Feel like flying to CanCon with your buddies.
Speaker 1: Company credit card. Company credit card here, company credit card there.
Speaker 1: To the point where he bought himself and his wife.
Speaker 1: I kid you not, it's a true story. He bought
Speaker 1: himself and his wife matching five thous thousand dollars bracelets.
Speaker 1: I think there were gold. I don't know how much
Speaker 1: gold was in it, but I remember the number. They
Speaker 1: were each five thousand dollars, and he put it on
Speaker 1: the company credit card. I know you're gonna find this shocking,
Speaker 1: But after a couple of years, the IRS came a
Speaker 1: knocking and my buddy got financially crucified because he got
Speaker 1: a little too cute. In politics, it's an unlook the
Speaker 1: way the way you described it makes a lot of sense. Hey,
Speaker 1: let him take the House, let him take the Senate.
Speaker 1: They'll go cuckoo for coco puffs, because these animals can't
Speaker 1: seem to control themselves. Then America will see how evil
Speaker 1: democrats are and they'll send us right back to power again.
Speaker 1: That could easily happen, but that could easily not. You
Speaker 1: don't want to ever allow a communist with even the
Speaker 1: tiniest amount of power. You never give these people the
Speaker 1: tiniest amount of power. You cut them off from it,
Speaker 1: you freeze them out of it. Can you imagine what
Speaker 1: these people are going to do the next time they
Speaker 1: take power.
Speaker 5: Invoking Tom Paine, who was an undocumented immigrant who came
Speaker 5: to this land in seventeen seventy four, two years before
Speaker 5: the Revolution, and wrote Common Sense, the member.
Speaker 7: Said, I think his opening sentence was he said.
Speaker 8: Thomas Paine was an illegal immigrant.
Speaker 7: My understanding was mister Paine was born in the UK,
Speaker 7: came to America then a British colleague in seventeen seventy four.
Speaker 8: So I was just struggling to figure out how he was.
Speaker 5: Oh right, I didn't say he was an illegal immigrant.
Speaker 5: I said he was an undocumented immigrant, just like Thomas
Speaker 5: Jefferson's family was. Most of our ancestors did not arrive
Speaker 5: here with documents.
Speaker 1: These people are going to amnest the every single foreigner
Speaker 1: in this country as fast as they possibly can if
Speaker 1: they ever take power again, and that could very well
Speaker 1: be the end of us. It is The Jesse Kelly Show,
Speaker 1: Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Member you can email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Also,
Speaker 1: that is such a shame about New York.
Speaker 2: He need people who are high net worth to support
Speaker 2: the generous social programs that we want to have in
Speaker 2: our state. Right now, there are some patriotic millionaires who
Speaker 2: stepped up.
Speaker 3: Okay, cut me the checks.
Speaker 2: I mean, just if you want to be supportive. But
Speaker 2: maybe the first step should we go down to Palm
Speaker 2: Beach and see what you can bring back home. Because
Speaker 2: our tax base has been eroded. So I philosophic, we
Speaker 2: don't have a problem. It is like I have to
Speaker 2: look at the fact that we are in competition with
Speaker 2: other states who have less of a tax burden on
Speaker 2: their corporations and their individuals, And I would say remote
Speaker 2: work changed everything.
Speaker 1: That's such a shame. Did your horrible policies? Did they
Speaker 1: tax people out of your state? People out of your state.
Speaker 1: I have more friends than I can count. They got
Speaker 1: out of New York. Can't afford it anymore, can't afford
Speaker 1: to live. Hey, chip God, I just bought a bag
Speaker 1: of Blazing Buffalo and Ranch Dorito's at the Dollar General.
Speaker 1: My question is why do chip companies still make the
Speaker 1: original flavored chip. My wife will buy the combo boxes
Speaker 1: of with dis sordid flavors. My savage kids will eat
Speaker 1: all the good ones, and I'm stuck with the original
Speaker 1: son chips. That sucks. I'm at my wits end. Okay, First,
Speaker 1: speaking of kids. The other morning ob is one of
Speaker 1: these early riser types. Oh, I know, Chris. It's just
Speaker 1: the worst. She goes to bed at like nine o'clock
Speaker 1: and then at five point thirty she's up where I
Speaker 1: can add now all of this other healthy stuff, and
Speaker 1: she generally makes the kids breakfast or something like that.
Speaker 1: She's just always updoing stuff. It's awful. Well, she didn't
Speaker 1: sleep the other night, and she slept in I was
Speaker 1: up anyway. I do get up on occasion, so I
Speaker 1: was already up. Now Ob was asleep. I was up
Speaker 1: with the boys. We were hanging out, having some laughs,
Speaker 1: and I thought maybe a little McDonald's breakfast wouldn't hurt.
Speaker 1: That's generally not something Ob is gonna go for. She'll
Speaker 1: bring up the preservatives, and they didn't see all that
Speaker 1: other stuff. But Ob was asleep. So James is in
Speaker 1: his room showering. I throw Luke in the car, drive
Speaker 1: down to McDonald's real quick. I don't know what James wants,
Speaker 1: but I know he used to get the egg mcmuffins,
Speaker 1: the ones with ham on them. I'm a sausage McMuffin
Speaker 1: guy and a McDonald's sausage burrito. I generally get both
Speaker 1: and kind of see what hits. Right that day, I
Speaker 1: get myself a sausage McMuffin and egg McMuffin, the one
Speaker 1: with ham. Ham's so gross. Bring it back to the house,
Speaker 1: Throw the bag on the counter. James says, oh sweet, McDonald's. Thanks.
Speaker 1: Dad reaches his filthy fingers in the bag and what
Speaker 1: does he grab my sausage McMuffin. And now I'm panicking
Speaker 1: because I want to be a good father, But I
Speaker 1: pull out the egg McMuffin, and I do one of these.
Speaker 1: Oh hey, buddy, I thought you like these egg mcmuffins more.
Speaker 1: Remember the ones with ham You like these more? Right now?
Speaker 1: I like the sausage ones. I'm gonna stick with this.
Speaker 1: Oh I know, Chris. It was freaking crushing what Chris said.
Speaker 1: I'm the dad. I went out there. That's my McMuffin.
Speaker 1: I would normally agree. I, however, did not ask him
Speaker 1: before I left what he wanted. And I have this
Speaker 1: guilty feeling because Luke Luke came along, and of course
Speaker 1: what did Luke get? Crafty devil that he is. Luke
Speaker 1: got the mcgriddles, that one that has basically it's a
Speaker 1: syrup soaked pancake as the bun. It's like against the
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Chris, they're pretty good. Might be kosher too.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to free well, you're gonna have to
Speaker 1: forget the meat in there. It's gonna be all pork, buddy.
Speaker 1: But anyway, anyway, Luke got the mcgriddles. So Luke's sitting
Speaker 1: there with the mcgriddles. James has nothing felt bad. Plus
Speaker 1: I had a sausage burrito. Anyway, it sucked. Back to
Speaker 1: the question, which was an important question, why do they
Speaker 1: make the original flavor? When I married my wife, I
Speaker 1: found it a little shocking. What did I find shocking?
Speaker 1: How much food was just not a big priority for her.
Speaker 1: She never planned ahead for it, for what she was
Speaker 1: gonna eat next, and when she did eat it was
Speaker 1: just very standard fair stuff. Give me just mashed potatoes
Speaker 1: and green beans and a piece of chicken, maybe with
Speaker 1: a little salt on it. And for me, you can
Speaker 1: I have the cage and chicken thing. Can we get
Speaker 1: some kind of something delicious? And that's not how she
Speaker 1: is at all. My point is there are people out there. Now.
Speaker 1: She's better now because I've she's been married to me
Speaker 1: for almost twenty years. There are people out there who
Speaker 1: are just plain Jane people when it comes to foods.
Speaker 1: I have a buddy in fact, Oh, if I go
Speaker 1: to the store to get some chips or something, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get something with some crazy flavor, right whatever she
Speaker 1: wants pretzels, just pretzels, nothing special. There are people like
Speaker 1: that all over our society, and it's important to remember
Speaker 1: that their vote counts as much yours. And now here's
Speaker 1: a headline.
Speaker 3: Why you know that? You know the thing headlines.
Speaker 1: We didn't get to man accused of setting fires to
Speaker 1: kill spiders and then fleeing as the blaze spread to
Speaker 1: the neighbors in the Poconos. There's something inherently feminine about
Speaker 1: setting fire to a spider instead of just stepping on it.
Speaker 1: Unless it's outside, then that's actually really cool. Caught on camera,
Speaker 1: Democrat linked petition scammers bribed the homeless with five dollars
Speaker 1: to forge signatures. Remember the entire Democrat Party disappears without fraud,
Speaker 1: foreigners and of course cheating and elections. Trump may seek
Speaker 1: earlier Iran exit than Net and Yahoo. Yeah, well I
Speaker 1: would assume so. Ship fuel prices soaring in the war,
Speaker 1: The industry warns, this is why Trump keeps talking about
Speaker 1: getting out, getting out, getting out, keeps bringing up the
Speaker 1: stock market, because no, might not be good for anybody's wallet.
Speaker 1: If things continue, all right, tomorrow, we shall return on
Speaker 1: a Thursday. We'll do it again. We'll have fun, all right,
Speaker 1: that's all