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<v Speaker 1>It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse Kelly Show. On a fantastic front almost by day,

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<v Speaker 1>a fantastic Wednesday. We're gonna make fun of Kathy Hoko

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<v Speaker 1>and communists. We're gonna talk about sending a fire to

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<v Speaker 1>your house. We're going to talk about democrats, their love

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<v Speaker 1>of foreigners. I am concerned that I would have been

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<v Speaker 1>a slave owner in the past. All that and so

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<v Speaker 1>much more coming up in the final hour of The

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse Kelly Show. But let's talk about something wonderful, kind

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<v Speaker 1>of terrible, but wonderful at the same time. Communism always

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<v Speaker 1>has an expiration date. No matter how powerful the communist

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<v Speaker 1>country is, no matter how big of a military they have,

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<v Speaker 1>no matter how vicious murderous they are, there always seems

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<v Speaker 1>to be an end date for communism. And the reason

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<v Speaker 1>is an end date for communism is people hate it.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't work, It spreads misery around, and the regime

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<v Speaker 1>implementing the communism will fade away. For that reason. You

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<v Speaker 1>can only make your people miserable for so long before

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<v Speaker 1>your people will rise up and cast you off and

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<v Speaker 1>choose a new form of government. This is true of kings.

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<v Speaker 1>This is true of republics and democracies and communism, or

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<v Speaker 1>it's true of every kind of government out there. If

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<v Speaker 1>your people are miserable, and that misery goes on for

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<v Speaker 1>long enough and gets bad enough, they will, in one

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<v Speaker 1>way or another, choose for themselves a new form of government.

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<v Speaker 1>Now that's of little comfort to people who are currently

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<v Speaker 1>suffering under that communism. For instance, I brought them up

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<v Speaker 1>earlier North Korea. Think about the poor people who live

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<v Speaker 1>in North Korea today, the unimaginable suffering they go through, tyranny, starvation, torture,

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<v Speaker 1>murdered gulags. I've told you before stories that I've read

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<v Speaker 1>about these people throwing themselves onto electric fences on purpose

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<v Speaker 1>so they can cook to death and die. How miserable

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<v Speaker 1>is your place? So when I tell those people, not

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<v Speaker 1>that they're able to listen to the world famous Jesse

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<v Speaker 1>Kelly Show, but if I were to tell those people, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>don't worry, it'll end one day because everyone's miserable, that's

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<v Speaker 1>of little comfort. Wouldn't you agree? Nevertheless, if we're going

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<v Speaker 1>to be a thirty thousand foot view type show, and

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<v Speaker 1>if we're going to take a step back, we have

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<v Speaker 1>to be honest that's a good thing. Eventually communism will end.

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<v Speaker 1>It will. Now we have this weird situation in the

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<v Speaker 1>United States of America where we have areas of the

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<v Speaker 1>country that are already in some form of soft communism.

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<v Speaker 1>These are blue states run by Democrats, because Democrats are communists.

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<v Speaker 1>States like California, states like New York. They're communist states.

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<v Speaker 1>And people are fleeing because we have a system in

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<v Speaker 1>this country, by the grace of God, where you're allowed

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<v Speaker 1>to move from place to place that they can't put

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<v Speaker 1>up a fence and keep you in. You can throw

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<v Speaker 1>your family in a mini van and you can drive

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<v Speaker 1>across the country and go live wherever you want to live,

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<v Speaker 1>Go find some work, and move. That really dooms the

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<v Speaker 1>American Democrat. It dooms the American Communists, especially now because

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<v Speaker 1>their party has no more guardrails. There used to be

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<v Speaker 1>blue dog Democrats, more moderate Democrats who could kind of

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<v Speaker 1>keep the animals at bay, okay, and look, hey, we

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<v Speaker 1>can do some left wing things, but we're not going

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<v Speaker 1>to go that far. Now that guy just gets primaried

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<v Speaker 1>by some Jake of era T shirt wearing dork, and

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<v Speaker 1>that guy's gone. Now there are no more guardrails. So

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<v Speaker 1>even older quote moderate Democrats they have to act like

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<v Speaker 1>Jaco Era, otherwise they'll lose their seat in Congress, or

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<v Speaker 1>in the governor's mansion or somewhere else. There are no

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<v Speaker 1>more breaks. The break lines have been cut on the

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<v Speaker 1>Democrat Party and it's all gased. No breaks, baby, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's wonderful watching it fail. I want you to listen

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<v Speaker 1>to New York Governor Kathy Hogel. New York is hemorrhaging people.

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<v Speaker 1>The people who can leave, the people who have options,

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<v Speaker 1>work options, they have the money to move things like that,

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<v Speaker 1>they're gone. There have been times in New York where

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<v Speaker 1>the moving companies were backed up. They're telling people, sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>we're not gonna be able to help you for some time.

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<v Speaker 1>People are leaving, They're losing congressional seats for Democrats. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a total disaster. How big of a disaster, Well, listen

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<v Speaker 1>to the Governor of New York about how bad it is.

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<v Speaker 2>I need people who are high net worth to support

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<v Speaker 2>the generous social programs that we want to have in

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<v Speaker 2>our state. Right now, there are some patriotic millionaires who

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<v Speaker 2>stepped up. Okay, cut me the checks. I mean, just

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<v Speaker 2>if you want to be supportive. But maybe the first

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<v Speaker 2>step should we go down to Palm Beach and see

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<v Speaker 2>what you can bring back home. Because our tax base

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<v Speaker 2>has been eroded. So I philosophically don't have a problem.

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<v Speaker 2>It is like I have to look at the fact

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<v Speaker 2>that we are in competition with other states who have

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<v Speaker 2>less of a tax burden on their corporations and their individuals,

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<v Speaker 2>And I would.

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<v Speaker 3>Say, remote work changed everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Our tax burden has been eroded. That's just calmly speak

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<v Speaker 1>for people don't want to live under our horrible policies,

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<v Speaker 1>and so the people who had the ability to do so,

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<v Speaker 1>they left. And now we have these huge commie social programs.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't have the money to fund those programs, and

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<v Speaker 1>you need to be a patriot and bring your money

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<v Speaker 1>back to New York so we can pillage it. I

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<v Speaker 1>think it's fantastic. I I'm a New York fan, as

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<v Speaker 1>you know. I'm a California fan, believe it or not.

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<v Speaker 1>I know all the problems. I would never live there,

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<v Speaker 1>but California's paradise. I love New York. So it pains

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<v Speaker 1>me to say I am going to take a perverse

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<v Speaker 1>pleasure in the coming years in watching these states struggle

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<v Speaker 1>with a budget that is overloaded, overloaded with give outs,

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<v Speaker 1>handouts to every single welfare queen and foreigner that can.

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<v Speaker 1>As fast as they can hand out the money, they

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<v Speaker 1>hand out the money, and then to fund it, they

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<v Speaker 1>jack the taxes up, in the fees up, in the

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<v Speaker 1>taxes up, in the fees up, and then that's more

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<v Speaker 1>handouts and more handouts. Normal people they can't afford these fees.

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<v Speaker 1>They can't afford these things, so they pack it up

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<v Speaker 1>and they move somewhere in Red America. But California can't

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<v Speaker 1>print money. New York can't print money. Eventually, you're looking

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<v Speaker 1>at a budget and you can't make ends meet. You

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<v Speaker 1>ever been there in your personal life, I have not

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<v Speaker 1>a fun day. We owe this, we don't have it.

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<v Speaker 1>Not a fun day. What you're listening to is the

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<v Speaker 1>beginning of a budget crisis of their own making.

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<v Speaker 2>I need people who are high net worth to support

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<v Speaker 2>the generous social programs that we want to have in

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<v Speaker 2>our state. Right now, there are some patriotic millionaires who

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<v Speaker 2>stepped up. Okay, cut me the checks, I mean, just

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<v Speaker 2>if you want to be supportive.

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<v Speaker 3>But maybe the first step should.

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<v Speaker 2>We go down to Palm Beach and see who you

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<v Speaker 2>can bring that back home because our tax base has

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<v Speaker 2>been eroded.

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<v Speaker 3>So I philosophically don't have a problem.

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<v Speaker 2>It is like I have to look at the fact

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<v Speaker 2>that we are in competition with other states who have

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<v Speaker 2>less of a tax burden on their corporations and their individuals,

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<v Speaker 2>and I would say remote work changed everything.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a big fan of motion lights. I was thinking

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<v Speaker 1>about this earlier today. What Chris here at the studio.

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<v Speaker 1>We didn't install it or anything. They just came this

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<v Speaker 1>way our kitchen, a little kitchen here. You walk in,

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<v Speaker 1>the lights turn on. Now, I've gotten so used to it.

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<v Speaker 1>I get aggravated when I walk into a dark room

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<v Speaker 1>and I have to walk over to the light switch

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<v Speaker 1>and turn it on. Why aren't all lights motion lights? What? Chris? What?

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<v Speaker 1>Don't switch it to a regular light switch? I want

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<v Speaker 1>the motion light. Chris, you know what I want, because

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<v Speaker 1>here's what I've discovered about myself. I have long lamented slavery.

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<v Speaker 1>You know this. You know this. I've talked about it,

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<v Speaker 1>that how slavery's just existed throughout all of you of mankind,

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<v Speaker 1>and I can't believe it. I find it amazing that

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<v Speaker 1>human beings throughout history have thought that it's just okay

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<v Speaker 1>to own other human beings. This was a commonly held

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<v Speaker 1>belief for really the entire history of the world, outside

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<v Speaker 1>of the last one hundred and fifty years or so,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe two hundred years, when mankind started to say, ah,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe we shouldn't do that.

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<v Speaker 4>Outside of that, human beings own slaves just botchlaves didn't

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<v Speaker 4>see anything wrong with owning another person. And I've always

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<v Speaker 4>been mortified by that. I've never really understood it.

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<v Speaker 1>And then then I started to examine myself more, and

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<v Speaker 1>I think, what, Chris, listen, I think maybe I have

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<v Speaker 1>the mentality of a slave owner. I have a couple

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<v Speaker 1>things leading me to that. First, it's the motion lights.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to have to walk over and turn

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<v Speaker 1>on the lights. I want something else to turn on

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<v Speaker 1>the lights. Can't you get over there and turn on

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<v Speaker 1>the lights for me in any room where I come in?

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<v Speaker 1>Wouldn't that be nice? What Chris? But that's not the

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<v Speaker 1>only thing that leads me to believe I am a

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<v Speaker 1>potential slave owner. I'll get to that. The second thing

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<v Speaker 1>in a moment.

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<v Speaker 5>It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Magnificent Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember you can email the show, your love, your hate,

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<v Speaker 1>your death threats Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com. So

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<v Speaker 1>I believe I'm a slave owner or a wanna be

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<v Speaker 1>slave owner. Hear me out, Chris. I saw this headline.

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<v Speaker 1>Company is testing a humanoid or humanoid robot soldiers to

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<v Speaker 1>go to the front lines of Ukraine. All right, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have any interest in a humanoid robot soldier.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know what I had to do today? Was

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<v Speaker 1>it a big deal? Something you do, something everybody does.

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<v Speaker 1>I had to take out the trash. It was not

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<v Speaker 1>the best weather out this morning. I didn't feel like

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<v Speaker 1>taking out the trash, but I took out the trash.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I have to do this weekend. I

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<v Speaker 1>have to change my air conditioning filters. Again. Not the

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<v Speaker 1>end of the world. I don't want to make myself

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<v Speaker 1>sound like a bum, but I don't necessarily want to

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<v Speaker 1>crawl in the attic. I can't stand up straight in

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<v Speaker 1>my attic. I kind of have to crawl shimmy my

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<v Speaker 1>way through the attic to change the air conditioning filters.

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<v Speaker 1>Just things like this happened throughout the day. The lights

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<v Speaker 1>when I walk in a room, I want the lights

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<v Speaker 1>to just come on. I don't want to have to

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<v Speaker 1>find the light switch. It's dark. I'm fighting with the door.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know. I think I want a humanoid

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<v Speaker 1>robot to do these things for me. Now that in

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<v Speaker 1>a vacuum is fine, But doesn't that give me a

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<v Speaker 1>slave owner mentality in a way? Chris? Am I crazy

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<v Speaker 1>on this? What what Chris said? I'm just lazy like

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<v Speaker 1>everyone else. Well, isn't that the isn't that at the

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<v Speaker 1>heart of the slave over slave owner mentality? There's a

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<v Speaker 1>certain element of laziness there. No, you go work the

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<v Speaker 1>salt mines. No, you wash the dishes. No, I want

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<v Speaker 1>a humanoid robot that changes the air conditioning. Fielters, I

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<v Speaker 1>would you know what, I'll tell you something else, And

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<v Speaker 1>I really I'm embarrassed to say it, but I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>gonna bare my soul for you. Ready here, I want

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<v Speaker 1>one that washes my car. I don't like washing the car.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't what, Chris, what I know that? No, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I know they have drive through car washes. I'm talking

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<v Speaker 1>about on the inside of the car. I go through

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<v Speaker 1>the drive through car wash. I'm well aware of that.

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<v Speaker 1>But then what do you have to do. I have

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<v Speaker 1>two sons. They are disgusting beasts. The second they get

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<v Speaker 1>in anywhere there's trash, They're dropping food out of their

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<v Speaker 1>mouths at all time. So you have to leave the

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<v Speaker 1>drive through car wash, and you have to pull over

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<v Speaker 1>to the vacuum thing, and you're bent over and your

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<v Speaker 1>back hurts, and you're having to vacuum out everything, and

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<v Speaker 1>if you really want to be thorough about it, you

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<v Speaker 1>have to wipe down the interior of it. And I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to have to wash my freaking car anymore. What, Chris,

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<v Speaker 1>what I can pay a guy to do that? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you have any idea what they probably charge for that

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<v Speaker 1>kind of thing, Chris, I'm not paying a guy to

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<v Speaker 1>wash my car? Okay? And Chris, how much do you charge?

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<v Speaker 1>Look for fifteen bucks? Can you what not fifteen bucks?

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<v Speaker 1>How much twenty? I'll give you a twenty, you do

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<v Speaker 1>it for a twenty? What about nineteen? Now I'm kidding.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm kidding, Chris, all right, but you see my point.

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<v Speaker 1>I want a slave, and I hate that about myself.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to do the basic things because I'm lazy,

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<v Speaker 1>and it makes me think that maybe I'm one of

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<v Speaker 1>those kind of slave owner type of people. And that's me.

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<v Speaker 1>After four years of being on a male Vitality Stack

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<v Speaker 1>from Chalk, with my testosterone levels through the roof, I

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<v Speaker 1>have all kinds of energy. It's not that I don't

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<v Speaker 1>have the energy to wash my car, or change the

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<v Speaker 1>air conditioning filters, or fix the hose in the backyard

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<v Speaker 1>or anything else. I have that energy. I just don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to do any obligations with it. I want to

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<v Speaker 1>play and have fun. And by the way, thank you

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<v Speaker 1>to Chock for the never ending energy you have given me,

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<v Speaker 1>at the ripe old age of forty four, feeling like

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<v Speaker 1>a million freaking bucks every single day best money I've

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<v Speaker 1>ever spent in my life. And my box got there

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<v Speaker 1>last night. You see, I have a subscription every single month.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have to remember, Oh did I order my child?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I forgot to renew it.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm out.

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<v Speaker 1>I get it subscription. They send me a new male

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<v Speaker 1>Vitality Stack every single month that lasts me the month.

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<v Speaker 1>Highly recommend it plus Chris. You save money on subscriptions.

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<v Speaker 1>Go to Chalk dot com, c hoq dot com use

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<v Speaker 1>the promo code Jesse Jesse. Why don't we just arm

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<v Speaker 1>the Iranian people. We'll let you finish them off. Give

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<v Speaker 1>the people of Iran firearms and ammunition, and from what

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<v Speaker 1>we've experienced, it's the fastest and most proven way for

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<v Speaker 1>free people to exist, no training necessary, they'll figure it out. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you kind of have to be a little careful with

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<v Speaker 1>such things. Here's what I mean. If you have a

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<v Speaker 1>society that's not used to firearms ownership, didn't grow up

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<v Speaker 1>with them, didn't train with them, and that's really society,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you just start air dropping AK forty sevens

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<v Speaker 1>into the society. One. I can't even imagine how many

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<v Speaker 1>people are going to die because they don't know basic

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<v Speaker 1>weapons safety. Have you ever been in one of those

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<v Speaker 1>Arab countries, one of those Middle Eastern countries, I should

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<v Speaker 1>say the people their weapons handling is a disaster, and

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<v Speaker 1>they'll go out there and they'll just start firing them

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<v Speaker 1>in the air like it's an old Western movie. By

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<v Speaker 1>the way, please don't fire your gun in the air.

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<v Speaker 1>Bullets come down. I don't know if you know this.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't travel off to Pluto. They come back down,

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<v Speaker 1>and they will kill people when they come back down.

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<v Speaker 1>Just a little tidbit from me to you, But setting

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<v Speaker 1>that aside. If you're dealing with a society that's not

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<v Speaker 1>used to having firearms like that, and you just start

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<v Speaker 1>air dropping crates of AK forty sevens, well what's gonna happen,

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<v Speaker 1>oftentimes is the most violent murderous guy is going to

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<v Speaker 1>end up taking over the guy who who's willing to

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<v Speaker 1>go grab an AK forty seven and then turn to

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<v Speaker 1>the guy next to him and shoot him in the

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<v Speaker 1>face and take his AK forty seven, and then shoot

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<v Speaker 1>the next guy beside him and take his AK forty seven.

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<v Speaker 1>And then he hands all the AK forty sevens to

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<v Speaker 1>all his friends, who go shoot everybody who's in their way,

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<v Speaker 1>and he ends up murdering his way all the way

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<v Speaker 1>to the seed of power. And then you find yourself

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<v Speaker 1>in quite a pickle because you got rid of the

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<v Speaker 1>last murderous regime and you replaced it with the next

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<v Speaker 1>murderous regime. This is a bit of a problem, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>So it look as a complicated thing. They're working on it.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's hope they work it all out so we can

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<v Speaker 1>get out. All right, we'll be back.

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<v Speaker 6>But also it as all of you know necessary to

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<v Speaker 6>fight climate change, it is now existential that we try

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<v Speaker 6>to reduce our meat consumption, and so I am proud

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<v Speaker 6>to say that our campaign has officially become a non

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<v Speaker 6>meat campaign.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody's buying that, James, nobody's buying it. Also, nobody's buying

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<v Speaker 1>this from Jamie.

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<v Speaker 5>Raskal, invoking Tom Payne, who was an undocumented immigrant who

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<v Speaker 5>came to this land in seventeen seventy four, two years

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<v Speaker 5>before the revolution, and wrote Common Sense, the.

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<v Speaker 7>Member said, I think his opening sentence was he said

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<v Speaker 7>Thomas Paine was an illegal immigrant. My understanding was mister

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<v Speaker 7>Payne was born in the UK, came to America then

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<v Speaker 7>a British colleague in seventeen seventy four.

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<v Speaker 8>So I was just struggling to figure out how he

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<v Speaker 8>was all right.

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't say he was an illegal immigrant. I said

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<v Speaker 5>he was an undocumented immigrant, just like Thomas Jefferson's family was.

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<v Speaker 5>Most of our ancestors did not arrive here with documents.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember that Jamie Raskin is not stupid. You can be

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<v Speaker 1>tempted to listen to that and say, what is this

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<v Speaker 1>guy an idiot? He's not stupid. He's a liar. He's

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<v Speaker 1>a communist revolutionary who was working very, very hard to

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<v Speaker 1>proply massage the words in such a way that he

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<v Speaker 1>can communicate to the American people that every person on

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<v Speaker 1>the planet should come to America and he'll make them

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<v Speaker 1>a welfare queen and he'll have them voting Democrat. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a hard sell. He knows that's a hard sell. He

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<v Speaker 1>knows Thomas Paine wasn't semi illegal or undocumented, or Thomas

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<v Speaker 1>Jefferson or any of those things. So don't bother saying

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<v Speaker 1>he's stupid, what an idiot. He's not an idiot. He's

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<v Speaker 1>a liar. He's a communist revolutionary. But I repeat myself

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<v Speaker 1>and remember what communist revolutionaries think.

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<v Speaker 3>Think are reverence for the truth might become might have

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<v Speaker 3>become a bit of a distraction that is preventing us

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<v Speaker 3>from finding consensus and getting important things done.

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<v Speaker 1>He's trying to get important things done. He's not sitting

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<v Speaker 1>around stressing about the truth, right and wrong, honesty. These

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<v Speaker 1>concepts never enter the mind of Democrat politicians in this country.

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<v Speaker 1>I applaud Juliana Stratton. She's running for Senate in the

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<v Speaker 1>state of Illinois. She's currently the lieutenant governor. By the way,

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<v Speaker 1>she's a little more odd.

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<v Speaker 8>I don't believe that this agency can be reformed.

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<v Speaker 9>I believe that we have to take a whole look

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<v Speaker 9>at the legal at the immigration system as a whole,

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<v Speaker 9>and make sure it's not focused on criminalizing our immigrant neighbors,

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<v Speaker 9>but rather helping people have a real path to legal citizenship.

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<v Speaker 1>That's being more honest. They just want to hand citizenship

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<v Speaker 1>out to them to eliminate your vote and guarantee a

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<v Speaker 1>loyal voting block of hostile foreign barbarians to the end

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<v Speaker 1>of time so they can destroy the United States of America. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>how are we doing on stopping them? Here's a headline Tuberville.

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<v Speaker 1>That'd be Alabama Senator Tommy Tubberville. He shreds the Senates

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<v Speaker 1>quote show week on the Save Act quote. We can't

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<v Speaker 1>get it passed. We can't get it passed, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>probably one of the most crucial pieces of legislation that

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<v Speaker 1>we will face. I want to rewind and remind you

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<v Speaker 1>that when the Republicans and the GOP Senate we're choosing

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<v Speaker 1>the next majority leader. John Thune had a challenger, Rick Scott,

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<v Speaker 1>I loudly screamed, I even told the Trump administration that

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<v Speaker 1>John Thune was going to be a problem be careful.

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<v Speaker 1>These these quote little things, these unsexy things, have huge

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<v Speaker 1>consequences down the road. John Thune's going to be a problem.

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<v Speaker 1>John Thune's going to be a problem. We'll set the

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<v Speaker 1>Save Act aside because Thune doesn't have the votes for that.

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<v Speaker 1>John Thune won't ram through Donald Trump's judges. John Thune

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<v Speaker 1>is allowing Democrats to stop Donald Trump's judges from taking

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<v Speaker 1>the bench. When Joe Biden was president, Republicans stepped aside

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<v Speaker 1>and allowed him to install communist judges all over the

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<v Speaker 1>United States of America. Now that Donald Trump is president,

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<v Speaker 1>John Thune won't do the same. This is a reminder

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<v Speaker 1>to you of what we talked about earlier in the show.

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<v Speaker 1>These small political things aren't small. The things that go

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<v Speaker 1>under people's radar, that local election, that little think here,

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<v Speaker 1>that election of a party boss, this boss versus that boss.

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<v Speaker 1>These things get ignored by almost all of the general population,

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<v Speaker 1>and they end up being the most critically important things

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<v Speaker 1>at the most critically important times. And if we don't

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<v Speaker 1>get involved at the right time and make the right

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<v Speaker 1>choice in these situations, then we're going to find ourselves

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<v Speaker 1>looking around no Save Act, no judges, and wondering what

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<v Speaker 1>went wrong? Well, what went wrong was we ignored the

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<v Speaker 1>blocking and tackling. We wanted to flashy wide receiver who

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<v Speaker 1>ran a four to four to forty that's probably slow anymore,

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<v Speaker 1>who ran a four three forty he can run like

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<v Speaker 1>the wind blows and catch everything. And we ignored the

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<v Speaker 1>left tackle who protects the quarterbacks blind side chessie? Is

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<v Speaker 1>it for d chess or stupidity for me to think

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<v Speaker 1>it might be better long term if Democrats sweep Congress

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<v Speaker 1>in the midterms. My logic is that communists can't wait

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<v Speaker 1>to show they're crazy. Let them show America, and by

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<v Speaker 1>twenty twenty eight the voters will be ready to usher

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<v Speaker 1>in another Republican administration in Congress. What say you? He says,

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<v Speaker 1>his name is Canon, says, I can read it on

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<v Speaker 1>the air. I understand what you're thinking. It's not a

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<v Speaker 1>stupid thought, not insulting at all, but you need to

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<v Speaker 1>be very careful getting too cute sometimes. I have a

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<v Speaker 1>friend of mine. We're not super close. We don't hang

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<v Speaker 1>out much anymore, but five years ago I'd say we

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<v Speaker 1>were pretty close. He ended up moving away. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>like we had a falling out, he ended up moving away,

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<v Speaker 1>and he had a small business and it was starting

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<v Speaker 1>to do pretty well. And small businesses depending on how

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<v Speaker 1>they're structured. I want boy you with details, but small businesses,

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<v Speaker 1>you know the taxes, the income is from the business.

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<v Speaker 1>Just those worlds can merge if you will. And my

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<v Speaker 1>buddy was getting a little too loosey goosey with the

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<v Speaker 1>company credit card. Granted it was his company, but oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to take the wife out to a fancy dinner.

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<v Speaker 1>Company credit card. Feel like flying to CanCon with your buddies.

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<v Speaker 1>Company credit card. Company credit card here, company credit card there.

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<v Speaker 1>To the point where he bought himself and his wife.

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<v Speaker 1>I kid you not, it's a true story. He bought

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<v Speaker 1>himself and his wife matching five thous thousand dollars bracelets.

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<v Speaker 1>I think there were gold. I don't know how much

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<v Speaker 1>gold was in it, but I remember the number. They

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<v Speaker 1>were each five thousand dollars, and he put it on

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<v Speaker 1>the company credit card. I know you're gonna find this shocking,

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<v Speaker 1>But after a couple of years, the IRS came a

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<v Speaker 1>knocking and my buddy got financially crucified because he got

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<v Speaker 1>a little too cute. In politics, it's an unlook the

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<v Speaker 1>way the way you described it makes a lot of sense. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>let him take the House, let him take the Senate.

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<v Speaker 1>They'll go cuckoo for coco puffs, because these animals can't

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<v Speaker 1>seem to control themselves. Then America will see how evil

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<v Speaker 1>democrats are and they'll send us right back to power again.

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<v Speaker 1>That could easily happen, but that could easily not. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to ever allow a communist with even the

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<v Speaker 1>tiniest amount of power. You never give these people the

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<v Speaker 1>tiniest amount of power. You cut them off from it,

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<v Speaker 1>you freeze them out of it. Can you imagine what

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<v Speaker 1>these people are going to do the next time they

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<v Speaker 1>take power.

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<v Speaker 5>Invoking Tom Paine, who was an undocumented immigrant who came

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<v Speaker 5>to this land in seventeen seventy four, two years before

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<v Speaker 5>the Revolution, and wrote Common Sense, the member.

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<v Speaker 7>Said, I think his opening sentence was he said.

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<v Speaker 8>Thomas Paine was an illegal immigrant.

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<v Speaker 7>My understanding was mister Paine was born in the UK,

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<v Speaker 7>came to America then a British colleague in seventeen seventy four.

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<v Speaker 8>So I was just struggling to figure out how he was.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh right, I didn't say he was an illegal immigrant.

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<v Speaker 5>I said he was an undocumented immigrant, just like Thomas

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<v Speaker 5>Jefferson's family was. Most of our ancestors did not arrive

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<v Speaker 5>here with documents.

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<v Speaker 1>These people are going to amnest the every single foreigner

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<v Speaker 1>in this country as fast as they possibly can if

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<v Speaker 1>they ever take power again, and that could very well

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<v Speaker 1>be the end of us. It is The Jesse Kelly Show,

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<v Speaker 1>Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 1>Member you can email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>that is such a shame about New York.

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<v Speaker 2>He need people who are high net worth to support

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<v Speaker 2>the generous social programs that we want to have in

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<v Speaker 2>our state. Right now, there are some patriotic millionaires who

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<v Speaker 2>stepped up.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, cut me the checks.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, just if you want to be supportive. But

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<v Speaker 2>maybe the first step should we go down to Palm

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<v Speaker 2>Beach and see what you can bring back home. Because

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<v Speaker 2>our tax base has been eroded. So I philosophic, we

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<v Speaker 2>don't have a problem. It is like I have to

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<v Speaker 2>look at the fact that we are in competition with

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<v Speaker 2>other states who have less of a tax burden on

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<v Speaker 2>their corporations and their individuals, And I would say remote

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<v Speaker 2>work changed everything.

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<v Speaker 1>That's such a shame. Did your horrible policies? Did they

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<v Speaker 1>tax people out of your state? People out of your state.

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<v Speaker 1>I have more friends than I can count. They got

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<v Speaker 1>out of New York. Can't afford it anymore, can't afford

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<v Speaker 1>to live. Hey, chip God, I just bought a bag

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<v Speaker 1>of Blazing Buffalo and Ranch Dorito's at the Dollar General.

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<v Speaker 1>My question is why do chip companies still make the

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<v Speaker 1>original flavored chip. My wife will buy the combo boxes

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<v Speaker 1>of with dis sordid flavors. My savage kids will eat

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<v Speaker 1>all the good ones, and I'm stuck with the original

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<v Speaker 1>son chips. That sucks. I'm at my wits end. Okay, First,

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<v Speaker 1>speaking of kids. The other morning ob is one of

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<v Speaker 1>these early riser types. Oh, I know, Chris. It's just

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<v Speaker 1>the worst. She goes to bed at like nine o'clock

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<v Speaker 1>and then at five point thirty she's up where I

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<v Speaker 1>can add now all of this other healthy stuff, and

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<v Speaker 1>she generally makes the kids breakfast or something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>She's just always updoing stuff. It's awful. Well, she didn't

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<v Speaker 1>sleep the other night, and she slept in I was

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<v Speaker 1>up anyway. I do get up on occasion, so I

0:29:09.160 --> 0:29:15.080
<v Speaker 1>was already up. Now Ob was asleep. I was up

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<v Speaker 1>with the boys. We were hanging out, having some laughs,

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<v Speaker 1>and I thought maybe a little McDonald's breakfast wouldn't hurt.

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<v Speaker 1>That's generally not something Ob is gonna go for. She'll

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<v Speaker 1>bring up the preservatives, and they didn't see all that

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<v Speaker 1>other stuff. But Ob was asleep. So James is in

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<v Speaker 1>his room showering. I throw Luke in the car, drive

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<v Speaker 1>down to McDonald's real quick. I don't know what James wants,

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<v Speaker 1>but I know he used to get the egg mcmuffins,

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<v Speaker 1>the ones with ham on them. I'm a sausage McMuffin

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<v Speaker 1>guy and a McDonald's sausage burrito. I generally get both

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<v Speaker 1>and kind of see what hits. Right that day, I

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<v Speaker 1>get myself a sausage McMuffin and egg McMuffin, the one

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<v Speaker 1>with ham. Ham's so gross. Bring it back to the house,

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<v Speaker 1>Throw the bag on the counter. James says, oh sweet, McDonald's. Thanks.

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<v Speaker 1>Dad reaches his filthy fingers in the bag and what

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<v Speaker 1>does he grab my sausage McMuffin. And now I'm panicking

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<v Speaker 1>because I want to be a good father, But I

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<v Speaker 1>pull out the egg McMuffin, and I do one of these.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh hey, buddy, I thought you like these egg mcmuffins more.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember the ones with ham You like these more? Right now?

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<v Speaker 1>I like the sausage ones. I'm gonna stick with this.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I know, Chris. It was freaking crushing what Chris said.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm the dad. I went out there. That's my McMuffin.

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<v Speaker 1>I would normally agree. I, however, did not ask him

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<v Speaker 1>before I left what he wanted. And I have this

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<v Speaker 1>guilty feeling because Luke Luke came along, and of course

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<v Speaker 1>what did Luke get? Crafty devil that he is. Luke

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<v Speaker 1>got the mcgriddles, that one that has basically it's a

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<v Speaker 1>syrup soaked pancake as the bun. It's like against the

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, Chris, they're pretty good. Might be kosher too.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna have to free well, you're gonna have to

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<v Speaker 1>forget the meat in there. It's gonna be all pork, buddy.

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<v Speaker 1>But anyway, anyway, Luke got the mcgriddles. So Luke's sitting

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<v Speaker 1>there with the mcgriddles. James has nothing felt bad. Plus

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<v Speaker 1>I had a sausage burrito. Anyway, it sucked. Back to

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<v Speaker 1>the question, which was an important question, why do they

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<v Speaker 1>make the original flavor? When I married my wife, I

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<v Speaker 1>found it a little shocking. What did I find shocking?

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<v Speaker 1>How much food was just not a big priority for her.

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<v Speaker 1>She never planned ahead for it, for what she was

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<v Speaker 1>gonna eat next, and when she did eat it was

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<v Speaker 1>just very standard fair stuff. Give me just mashed potatoes

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<v Speaker 1>and green beans and a piece of chicken, maybe with

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<v Speaker 1>a little salt on it. And for me, you can

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<v Speaker 1>I have the cage and chicken thing. Can we get

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<v Speaker 1>some kind of something delicious? And that's not how she

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<v Speaker 1>is at all. My point is there are people out there. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>She's better now because I've she's been married to me

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<v Speaker 1>for almost twenty years. There are people out there who

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<v Speaker 1>are just plain Jane people when it comes to foods.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a buddy in fact, Oh, if I go

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<v Speaker 1>to the store to get some chips or something, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get something with some crazy flavor, right whatever she

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<v Speaker 1>wants pretzels, just pretzels, nothing special. There are people like

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<v Speaker 1>that all over our society, and it's important to remember

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<v Speaker 1>that their vote counts as much yours. And now here's

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<v Speaker 1>a headline.

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<v Speaker 3>Why you know that? You know the thing headlines.

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<v Speaker 1>We didn't get to man accused of setting fires to

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<v Speaker 1>kill spiders and then fleeing as the blaze spread to

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<v Speaker 1>the neighbors in the Poconos. There's something inherently feminine about

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<v Speaker 1>setting fire to a spider instead of just stepping on it.

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<v Speaker 1>Unless it's outside, then that's actually really cool. Caught on camera,

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<v Speaker 1>Democrat linked petition scammers bribed the homeless with five dollars

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<v Speaker 1>to forge signatures. Remember the entire Democrat Party disappears without fraud,

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<v Speaker 1>foreigners and of course cheating and elections. Trump may seek

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<v Speaker 1>earlier Iran exit than Net and Yahoo. Yeah, well I

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<v Speaker 1>would assume so. Ship fuel prices soaring in the war,

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<v Speaker 1>The industry warns, this is why Trump keeps talking about

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<v Speaker 1>getting out, getting out, getting out, keeps bringing up the

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<v Speaker 1>stock market, because no, might not be good for anybody's wallet.

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<v Speaker 1>If things continue, all right, tomorrow, we shall return on

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<v Speaker 1>a Thursday. We'll do it again. We'll have fun, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>that's all