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Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. On a fantastic front almost by day,

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Speaker 1: a fantastic Wednesday. We're gonna make fun of Kathy Hoko

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Speaker 1: and communists. We're gonna talk about sending a fire to

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Speaker 1: your house. We're going to talk about democrats, their love

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Speaker 1: of foreigners. I am concerned that I would have been

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Speaker 1: a slave owner in the past. All that and so

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Speaker 1: much more coming up in the final hour of The

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. But let's talk about something wonderful, kind

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Speaker 1: of terrible, but wonderful at the same time. Communism always

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Speaker 1: has an expiration date. No matter how powerful the communist

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Speaker 1: country is, no matter how big of a military they have,

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Speaker 1: no matter how vicious murderous they are, there always seems

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Speaker 1: to be an end date for communism. And the reason

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Speaker 1: is an end date for communism is people hate it.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't work, It spreads misery around, and the regime

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Speaker 1: implementing the communism will fade away. For that reason. You

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Speaker 1: can only make your people miserable for so long before

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Speaker 1: your people will rise up and cast you off and

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Speaker 1: choose a new form of government. This is true of kings.

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Speaker 1: This is true of republics and democracies and communism, or

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Speaker 1: it's true of every kind of government out there. If

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Speaker 1: your people are miserable, and that misery goes on for

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Speaker 1: long enough and gets bad enough, they will, in one

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Speaker 1: Now that's of little comfort to people who are currently

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Speaker 1: suffering under that communism. For instance, I brought them up

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Speaker 1: earlier North Korea. Think about the poor people who live

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Speaker 1: in North Korea today, the unimaginable suffering they go through, tyranny, starvation, torture,

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Speaker 1: murdered gulags. I've told you before stories that I've read

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Speaker 1: about these people throwing themselves onto electric fences on purpose

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Speaker 1: so they can cook to death and die. How miserable

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Speaker 1: is your place? So when I tell those people, not

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Speaker 1: that they're able to listen to the world famous Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show, but if I were to tell those people, oh,

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Speaker 1: don't worry, it'll end one day because everyone's miserable, that's

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Speaker 1: of little comfort. Wouldn't you agree? Nevertheless, if we're going

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Speaker 1: if we're going to take a step back, we have

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Speaker 1: to be honest that's a good thing. Eventually communism will end.

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Speaker 1: It will. Now we have this weird situation in the

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Speaker 1: country that are already in some form of soft communism.

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Speaker 1: These are blue states run by Democrats, because Democrats are communists.

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Speaker 1: States like California, states like New York. They're communist states.

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Speaker 1: And people are fleeing because we have a system in

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Speaker 1: this country, by the grace of God, where you're allowed

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Speaker 1: to move from place to place that they can't put

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Speaker 1: Go find some work, and move. That really dooms the

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Speaker 1: American Democrat. It dooms the American Communists, especially now because

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Speaker 1: their party has no more guardrails. There used to be

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Speaker 1: even older quote moderate Democrats they have to act like

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Speaker 1: more breaks. The break lines have been cut on the

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Speaker 1: Democrat Party and it's all gased. No breaks, baby, and

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Speaker 1: it's wonderful watching it fail. I want you to listen

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Speaker 1: to New York Governor Kathy Hogel. New York is hemorrhaging people.

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Speaker 1: The people who can leave, the people who have options,

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Speaker 1: People are leaving, They're losing congressional seats for Democrats. It's

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Speaker 1: a total disaster. How big of a disaster, Well, listen

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Speaker 3: Say, remote work changed everything.

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Speaker 1: Our tax burden has been eroded. That's just calmly speak

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Speaker 1: We don't have the money to fund those programs, and

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Speaker 1: with a budget that is overloaded, overloaded with give outs,

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Speaker 1: As fast as they can hand out the money, they

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Speaker 1: a fun day. We owe this, we don't have it.

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Speaker 1: I'm a big fan of motion lights. I was thinking

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Speaker 1: We didn't install it or anything. They just came this

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Speaker 1: the motion light. Chris, you know what I want, because

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Speaker 1: here's what I've discovered about myself. I have long lamented slavery.

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Speaker 1: You know this. You know this. I've talked about it,

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Speaker 4: Outside of that, human beings own slaves just botchlaves didn't

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Speaker 1: And then then I started to examine myself more, and

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Speaker 1: I think, what, Chris, listen, I think maybe I have

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Speaker 1: Wouldn't that be nice? What Chris? But that's not the

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Speaker 1: Remember you can email the show, your love, your hate,

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Speaker 1: your death threats Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com. So

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Speaker 1: I believe I'm a slave owner or a wanna be

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Speaker 1: slave owner. Hear me out, Chris. I saw this headline.

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Speaker 1: Company is testing a humanoid or humanoid robot soldiers to

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Speaker 1: I don't have any interest in a humanoid robot soldier.

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Speaker 1: But you know what I had to do today? Was

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Speaker 1: it a big deal? Something you do, something everybody does.

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Speaker 1: Just things like this happened throughout the day. The lights

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Speaker 1: I don't even know. I think I want a humanoid

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Speaker 1: a vacuum is fine, But doesn't that give me a

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Speaker 1: slave owner mentality in a way? Chris? Am I crazy

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Speaker 1: on this? What what Chris said? I'm just lazy like

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Speaker 1: everyone else. Well, isn't that the isn't that at the

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Speaker 1: heart of the slave over slave owner mentality? There's a

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Speaker 1: certain element of laziness there. No, you go work the

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Speaker 1: I really I'm embarrassed to say it, but I'm just

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Speaker 1: one that washes my car. I don't like washing the car.

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Speaker 1: I know they have drive through car washes. I'm talking

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Speaker 1: the drive through car wash. I'm well aware of that.

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Speaker 7: My understanding was mister Paine was born in the UK,

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Speaker 7: came to America then a British colleague in seventeen seventy four.

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Speaker 8: So I was just struggling to figure out how he was.

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Speaker 5: Oh right, I didn't say he was an illegal immigrant.

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Speaker 5: I said he was an undocumented immigrant, just like Thomas

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Speaker 5: Jefferson's family was. Most of our ancestors did not arrive

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Speaker 5: here with documents.

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Speaker 1: These people are going to amnest the every single foreigner

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Speaker 1: in this country as fast as they possibly can if

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Speaker 1: they ever take power again, and that could very well

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Speaker 1: be the end of us. It is The Jesse Kelly Show,

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Speaker 1: Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday.

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Speaker 1: Member you can email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Also,

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Speaker 1: that is such a shame about New York.

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Speaker 2: He need people who are high net worth to support

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Speaker 2: the generous social programs that we want to have in

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Speaker 2: our state. Right now, there are some patriotic millionaires who

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Speaker 2: stepped up.

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Speaker 3: Okay, cut me the checks.

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Speaker 2: I mean, just if you want to be supportive. But

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Speaker 2: maybe the first step should we go down to Palm

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Speaker 2: Beach and see what you can bring back home. Because

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Speaker 2: our tax base has been eroded. So I philosophic, we

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Speaker 2: don't have a problem. It is like I have to

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Speaker 2: look at the fact that we are in competition with

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Speaker 2: other states who have less of a tax burden on

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Speaker 2: their corporations and their individuals, And I would say remote

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Speaker 2: work changed everything.

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Speaker 1: That's such a shame. Did your horrible policies? Did they

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Speaker 1: tax people out of your state? People out of your state.

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Speaker 1: I have more friends than I can count. They got

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Speaker 1: out of New York. Can't afford it anymore, can't afford

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Speaker 1: to live. Hey, chip God, I just bought a bag

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Speaker 1: of Blazing Buffalo and Ranch Dorito's at the Dollar General.

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Speaker 1: My question is why do chip companies still make the

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Speaker 1: original flavored chip. My wife will buy the combo boxes

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Speaker 1: of with dis sordid flavors. My savage kids will eat

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Speaker 1: all the good ones, and I'm stuck with the original

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Speaker 1: son chips. That sucks. I'm at my wits end. Okay, First,

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Speaker 1: speaking of kids. The other morning ob is one of

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Speaker 1: these early riser types. Oh, I know, Chris. It's just

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Speaker 1: the worst. She goes to bed at like nine o'clock

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Speaker 1: and then at five point thirty she's up where I

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Speaker 1: can add now all of this other healthy stuff, and

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Speaker 1: she generally makes the kids breakfast or something like that.

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Speaker 1: She's just always updoing stuff. It's awful. Well, she didn't

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Speaker 1: sleep the other night, and she slept in I was

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Speaker 1: up anyway. I do get up on occasion, so I

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Speaker 1: was already up. Now Ob was asleep. I was up

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Speaker 1: with the boys. We were hanging out, having some laughs,

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Speaker 1: and I thought maybe a little McDonald's breakfast wouldn't hurt.

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Speaker 1: That's generally not something Ob is gonna go for. She'll

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Speaker 1: bring up the preservatives, and they didn't see all that

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Speaker 1: other stuff. But Ob was asleep. So James is in

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Speaker 1: his room showering. I throw Luke in the car, drive

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Speaker 1: down to McDonald's real quick. I don't know what James wants,

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Speaker 1: but I know he used to get the egg mcmuffins,

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Speaker 1: the ones with ham on them. I'm a sausage McMuffin

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Speaker 1: guy and a McDonald's sausage burrito. I generally get both

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Speaker 1: and kind of see what hits. Right that day, I

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Speaker 1: get myself a sausage McMuffin and egg McMuffin, the one

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Speaker 1: with ham. Ham's so gross. Bring it back to the house,

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Speaker 1: Throw the bag on the counter. James says, oh sweet, McDonald's. Thanks.

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Speaker 1: Dad reaches his filthy fingers in the bag and what

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Speaker 1: does he grab my sausage McMuffin. And now I'm panicking

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Speaker 1: because I want to be a good father, But I

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Speaker 1: pull out the egg McMuffin, and I do one of these.

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Speaker 1: Oh hey, buddy, I thought you like these egg mcmuffins more.

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Speaker 1: Remember the ones with ham You like these more? Right now?

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Speaker 1: I like the sausage ones. I'm gonna stick with this.

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Speaker 1: Oh I know, Chris. It was freaking crushing what Chris said.

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Speaker 1: I'm the dad. I went out there. That's my McMuffin.

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Speaker 1: I would normally agree. I, however, did not ask him

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Speaker 1: before I left what he wanted. And I have this

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Speaker 1: guilty feeling because Luke Luke came along, and of course

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Speaker 1: what did Luke get? Crafty devil that he is. Luke

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Speaker 1: got the mcgriddles, that one that has basically it's a

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Speaker 1: syrup soaked pancake as the bun. It's like against the

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Chris, they're pretty good. Might be kosher too.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna have to free well, you're gonna have to

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Speaker 1: forget the meat in there. It's gonna be all pork, buddy.

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Speaker 1: But anyway, anyway, Luke got the mcgriddles. So Luke's sitting

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Speaker 1: there with the mcgriddles. James has nothing felt bad. Plus

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Speaker 1: I had a sausage burrito. Anyway, it sucked. Back to

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Speaker 1: the question, which was an important question, why do they

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Speaker 1: make the original flavor? When I married my wife, I

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Speaker 1: found it a little shocking. What did I find shocking?

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Speaker 1: How much food was just not a big priority for her.

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Speaker 1: She never planned ahead for it, for what she was

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Speaker 1: gonna eat next, and when she did eat it was

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Speaker 1: just very standard fair stuff. Give me just mashed potatoes

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Speaker 1: and green beans and a piece of chicken, maybe with

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Speaker 1: a little salt on it. And for me, you can

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Speaker 1: I have the cage and chicken thing. Can we get

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Speaker 1: some kind of something delicious? And that's not how she

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Speaker 1: is at all. My point is there are people out there. Now.

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Speaker 1: She's better now because I've she's been married to me

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Speaker 1: for almost twenty years. There are people out there who

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Speaker 1: are just plain Jane people when it comes to foods.

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Speaker 1: I have a buddy in fact, Oh, if I go

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Speaker 1: to the store to get some chips or something, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna get something with some crazy flavor, right whatever she

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Speaker 1: wants pretzels, just pretzels, nothing special. There are people like

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Speaker 1: that all over our society, and it's important to remember

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Speaker 1: that their vote counts as much yours. And now here's

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Speaker 1: a headline.

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Speaker 3: Why you know that? You know the thing headlines.

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Speaker 1: We didn't get to man accused of setting fires to

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Speaker 1: kill spiders and then fleeing as the blaze spread to

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Speaker 1: the neighbors in the Poconos. There's something inherently feminine about

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Speaker 1: setting fire to a spider instead of just stepping on it.

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Speaker 1: Unless it's outside, then that's actually really cool. Caught on camera,

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Speaker 1: Democrat linked petition scammers bribed the homeless with five dollars

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Speaker 1: to forge signatures. Remember the entire Democrat Party disappears without fraud,

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Speaker 1: foreigners and of course cheating and elections. Trump may seek

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Speaker 1: earlier Iran exit than Net and Yahoo. Yeah, well I

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Speaker 1: would assume so. Ship fuel prices soaring in the war,

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Speaker 1: The industry warns, this is why Trump keeps talking about

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Speaker 1: getting out, getting out, getting out, keeps bringing up the

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Speaker 1: stock market, because no, might not be good for anybody's wallet.

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Speaker 1: If things continue, all right, tomorrow, we shall return on

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Speaker 1: a Thursday. We'll do it again. We'll have fun, all right,

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Speaker 1: that's all