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Speaker 1: is the thirty first and final day of March twenty
Speaker 1: twenty six. Holy moly, good morning everybody. My name is
Speaker 1: Chris Hoke, and welcome to your little power Trip morning show.
Speaker 1: We've got Johnny Bones on his way in. We've got
Speaker 1: Marny gillardar on her way in, and a cast oho thousands.
Speaker 1: Let's get her started with some comedy from Brian Reagan.
Speaker 1: Here we go, ladies and gentlemen. It's a what No,
Speaker 1: it's a Tuesday, attired Tuesday. That's why I almost said
Speaker 1: it was Monday. But I feel good. Hope you do too.
Speaker 1: If not, we're gonna be your audible caffeine. Come on
Speaker 1: in I'm glad you're here. At some basketball game.
Speaker 4: At halftime, they brought a fan down to the half
Speaker 4: court line and he made a half court shot and
Speaker 4: the crowd went nuts, and I was like, wow, what
Speaker 4: was the prize? And they said the prize was Tater
Speaker 4: Touts for life. That's a prize. That's a curse I
Speaker 4: would have missed on purpose. Who wants to deal with
Speaker 4: that for the rest of their life.
Speaker 1: I don't want to sound like I'm bragging.
Speaker 4: I have enough money to buy tater Tuts.
Speaker 2: For the rest.
Speaker 1: Of my life.
Speaker 4: I got that kind of coin. Sure, I'm lucky. I
Speaker 4: con surround myself with financial advisors. We spent about a
Speaker 4: month crunching the numbers, looking at spreadsheets, comparing data, analyzing algorithms.
Speaker 4: It turns out you need sixty four dollars.
Speaker 1: Good question. The fever side sweet and fetus on your
Speaker 1: side was a purpose.
Speaker 5: You had the distance under this and in your stray.
Speaker 6: I agree, Zac and Zoe to stop.
Speaker 2: Power Tree Morning Show Final day in March twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1: I'm Corey.
Speaker 2: That's Chris, there's Paul, there's Zachary.
Speaker 1: Bonus will be here shortly.
Speaker 2: Then he's going to Vegas and lucky son of a bitch,
Speaker 2: It is Vegas week unofficially on the Power Trib Morning show,
Speaker 2: because Bonus is going, Tommy is going, Zach is going. Chris,
Speaker 2: I really thought you were going, like two weeks ago.
Speaker 1: I gotta go to Duluth, man, Man, I know I
Speaker 1: would love to. I get to go to the work,
Speaker 1: how about that. But but I would love to. I
Speaker 1: would love to.
Speaker 2: What are you going ahead?
Speaker 1: We at the last weekend of snow Cross Baby. Oh
Speaker 1: hell yeah. I got a speech in red Wing today,
Speaker 1: I got getting ready for shows next week with rehearsals,
Speaker 1: and I got the Luke this weekend. So it's a
Speaker 1: busy week. But I would love to. Look bastards. I
Speaker 1: know they're lucky bastards.
Speaker 2: Do we actually think Bonus is going well?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I mean you think he just keeps telling them.
Speaker 1: I mean we we know him well enough to know
Speaker 1: that this is the kind of thing he would do.
Speaker 2: Yes, go to Vegas on a whim for sports, That's
Speaker 2: what he does.
Speaker 1: He's free to do what he wants in the old time. Man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: good point. Wasn't that a song? Free do it all?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeahs Jesus, who's saying that me, I would say a
Speaker 2: one hit wonder.
Speaker 1: But I don't even think that song was a was
Speaker 1: a hit.
Speaker 2: It just was a song that like existed. It wasn't
Speaker 2: Jesu's whole nas No, that was right here right now.
Speaker 2: I don't think they sang anything else. You will never
Speaker 2: get it. No, I don't think I've even heard of
Speaker 2: the name of the band Junior read and the Soup Dragon.
Speaker 2: I've never heard of him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not possible that that's the name of that band.
Speaker 1: That's never I heard that band's name ever. And I
Speaker 1: am well versed in music.
Speaker 2: That was all of those songs that was on a
Speaker 2: whole bunch of movie soundtracks. But I don't know if
Speaker 2: I ever heard it on the radio. It was just
Speaker 2: in movie movies for like about a full decade.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sort of like she Don't Eat Meat, which is
Speaker 1: from myself what I read? Right?
Speaker 3: Who's that by.
Speaker 1: Down't Eat Me?
Speaker 3: My God?
Speaker 1: Like the Mountain what are You doing?
Speaker 2: That was like so God. That had a weird name too.
Speaker 3: Ye three words the Mills. The song is New Age Girl,
Speaker 3: the band is two words.
Speaker 1: It's Dinas Jr. No No hold on New Age Girl,
Speaker 1: Dead Eye Dick. Yes, that's it. That's right, that's right,
Speaker 1: that's right. She got tell me watch her lot. She like, yeah,
Speaker 1: she don't eat meat.
Speaker 2: I mean, how short a meeting do you have if
Speaker 2: you're the band that says we need a name. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and one guy says, well, what if we just call
Speaker 2: ourselves Dead Eye Dick. Meeting adjourned? Yeah, goodbye, dude.
Speaker 1: I can't believe it. Nobody trademarked already. Somebody's already got that.
Speaker 1: Paul mccartny didn't do that.
Speaker 2: No, No, he went with wings. So I think it's available.
Speaker 2: Wait are we going to voter?
Speaker 1: Is there's no vote? He needed that?
Speaker 2: Uh printed I guess, yes, I guess Dead Eye Dick's
Speaker 2: at first have on Friday.
Speaker 3: I can't say it.
Speaker 1: Another moment didn't tell me you get this thing? Trademark
Speaker 1: Dead Dick? Yeh man.
Speaker 2: I well, the only other choice was whatever it was,
Speaker 2: uh Julius Reid and the Soup Dragons or whatever they
Speaker 2: hell that. So it's either that or what was the
Speaker 2: name of that other one? So it doesn't matter who cares?
Speaker 1: I kid, you know, And that's so truth. I was
Speaker 1: down in Saint Paul on Saturday, couldn't find my car
Speaker 1: for forty five minutes. But I remember the name of
Speaker 1: that band.
Speaker 2: Right, true story.
Speaker 1: Couldn't find your car, couldn't. I forgot where I parked.
Speaker 1: I had to park a million, gazillion miles away and
Speaker 1: it took me forever to find it. I'm an idiot.
Speaker 1: I should have dropped my pen, but that's okay. I
Speaker 1: got to wander around Saint Paul, which is a beautiful city.
Speaker 2: It is, it really is.
Speaker 1: Some was going down. It was beautiful as a good day,
Speaker 1: and I got to wander around and think to myself,
Speaker 1: it'd be fun to live down here. It'd be fun. Yeah,
Speaker 1: to make I met I met my my wife and
Speaker 1: my kiddo and her friend at m.
Speaker 2: O A yesterday, right right right after work. I park
Speaker 2: in the same spot every time on the East ramp,
Speaker 2: either Indiana or Florida. Right, So it's and now there's
Speaker 2: an antie An's on both floors, on the third and
Speaker 2: the second floor, so it doesn't even matter what floor
Speaker 2: I exit. I can get pretzels on the way out.
Speaker 2: Why wouldn't you go to both?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Uh So the wife shows up and we're leaving a
Speaker 2: couple hours later, and I'm like, I'm going this way.
Speaker 2: Where are you going? She's like, I parked somewhere over there,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh boy, I'm like I already I
Speaker 2: can feel it. I'm like, I'm gonna walk to my car.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be halfway home, and she's gonna send me
Speaker 2: a text going I don't know which ramp I'm in,
Speaker 2: and she didn't, but I can see the look on
Speaker 2: her face going like I don't know which way's the ramp.
Speaker 1: I'm like, how do you not know which way they are? Oh? Man?
Speaker 2: And of course she parked on the other side and whatever,
Speaker 2: she found it, and I'm just like, this is gonna
Speaker 2: be one of those stories.
Speaker 1: Was her purse on top of her car.
Speaker 2: She left it on the roller coaster and she just
Speaker 2: thought nobody would take it if we left it there
Speaker 2: for a couple of hours.
Speaker 1: Well that's nice. Yeah, it just took up a seat. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's all right. I love them. Away that was fun yesterday.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm away sweet.
Speaker 1: They sell everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's great on the weekdays because the lines
Speaker 2: for the riots aren't that long, so the kiddos can
Speaker 2: just go, go go, you know what, I hold to
Speaker 2: go during the week.
Speaker 1: I hope I can go to Mall of America. Maybe
Speaker 1: I'm way home from red Wing today. I'll go buy
Speaker 1: Mall of America and I'll buy myself a dead Eyed
Speaker 1: Dick shirt. Yeah, I don't think they have those at
Speaker 1: hot tops.
Speaker 2: To slipknot, you're not getting a dead shite Dick shirt
Speaker 2: and a lot of there's a lot of tool.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of tool, not a lot of dead
Speaker 1: eyed Dick.
Speaker 2: A lot of TOOLO oh man eBay fifty four dollars
Speaker 2: because it's the only one, last one.
Speaker 1: Everybody wants it.
Speaker 3: Wow, This Testament t shirts twenty five bucks. You like Testament,
Speaker 3: don't you know?
Speaker 1: I do? Man, but they ain't got no show to Maye.
Speaker 1: You don't like to bow? Whatever the hell that dumb song?
Speaker 1: I got a new ride a bike.
Speaker 2: When a background singer just asks you questions to keep
Speaker 2: the lyrics.
Speaker 1: It's like a Shakespearean playing.
Speaker 2: It's like that bit from The Tonight Show where Will
Speaker 2: Ferrell's in the audience asking Jimmy Fallon about journeys exactly
Speaker 2: the journey song. That's such a good bit. That's a
Speaker 2: great trying to.
Speaker 1: Tell a joke. I got a new age girl, tell
Speaker 1: me what she's like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we get through the stop yelling common. How much
Speaker 2: crowd work do you do?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Good question, I do a little. I answer the question. Please,
Speaker 1: I do a little.
Speaker 3: Yeah, especially if like anytime people get up, which is
Speaker 3: a lot during some of my sets.
Speaker 2: I I don't mean like just commenting on people like leaving.
Speaker 2: I mean, do you ever go like Sarah, what's your name?
Speaker 2: What do you do for work?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: But with no you ever do that bit?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: But like there's a lot of people.
Speaker 3: Every once in a while, somebody will sit front row
Speaker 3: and just stare at their phone because they're there with
Speaker 3: like their lover and they hate it and.
Speaker 2: They hate it, and I'll be like, you know what, Hey,
Speaker 2: but you got their ten or fifteen dollars or whatever
Speaker 2: you charged.
Speaker 3: I normally I'm like, you know what, I most comics
Speaker 3: would be mad. I'm not a comic, but most people
Speaker 3: would be mad if you were texting during their show.
Speaker 3: But I deserve that. I deserve you texting during Sure
Speaker 3: karma is a bitch. Yeah, so what I do if
Speaker 3: I were next time?
Speaker 1: You do that? Yeah, you can steal this idea, you
Speaker 1: can take this. Okay, this is brilliant. Are you ready?
Speaker 1: I just came up with the brilliant idea, and I
Speaker 1: remember dead Eye Dick's name. Yep, you ready. Next time
Speaker 1: you see somebody texting, you should tell everybody what they're
Speaker 1: actually texting and make it very complimentary towards yourself. Oh,
Speaker 1: I see your texting, sir. I know what you're texting.
Speaker 1: I can see it from here. This guy's f word great.
Speaker 3: That's brilliant.
Speaker 1: Head is perfectly shaped.
Speaker 2: Perfect, it's pristine.
Speaker 1: And I can see the bulge of his veiny peen
Speaker 1: through his pants. I can see it.
Speaker 3: He doesn't have a dead idea. I think you're reading
Speaker 3: your own text. Yeah, I think he's practicing for his
Speaker 3: speech today.
Speaker 1: You should be here. Love, love you mom. Speaking of
Speaker 1: your giant head.
Speaker 2: How about how many people that commented on the steam
Speaker 2: Steve Lombardosi picture by basically going, Jesus Christ, that's the
Speaker 2: before picture. Basically like you know, little Sauce has no
Speaker 2: idea how big that's out of a bitch is gonna get. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there was some mean comments on what there was mean
Speaker 2: comments on now come on, they weren't supportive and uplifting
Speaker 2: and very happy for you meeting a world series legend. Yes,
Speaker 2: somewhere somewhere.
Speaker 3: But then like, because of my guy Chris Hockey, you know,
Speaker 3: you kind of dig deep a little into somebody who's
Speaker 3: like super mean. One guy was like really mean. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's like his picture of him and his family and
Speaker 3: his family's hideous. And then like he like you look
Speaker 3: him up a little. You're like you do, Oh, okay,
Speaker 3: I'm sure your boss would like, like, you leave too
Speaker 3: much information.
Speaker 1: Out there, and then they think they can't be found. Yeah,
Speaker 1: everybody can be found. I got sure. It's twenty five
Speaker 1: bucks a month, but I can find it in your
Speaker 1: boss an email that I do that. One guy ever
Speaker 1: respond oh no, he was just kidding. Oh and he
Speaker 1: didn't want me to email his principal.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, one of those one of those really supportive teachers.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And then the one guy goes, I can't believe you.
Speaker 1: What do they call it when you when you when
Speaker 1: you've tracked him down, they call it.
Speaker 2: Uh stocked boxing?
Speaker 1: What is it? Voing, docks doxy that's it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I docks you. That's right. That means I looked up
Speaker 1: their information on the internet. That's right. I sure did.
Speaker 1: And one click from now I can show it to everybody.
Speaker 2: Yeah. By the way, back to crowd work for a second.
Speaker 2: There are a handful of comedians on Instagram that are
Speaker 2: so good at crowd work it kind of makes me sick, like, man,
Speaker 2: you're good at this, You're just riffing and I don't
Speaker 2: even know if I want to see you do stand
Speaker 2: up because your crowd work is so good. Then there's
Speaker 2: the ones that are like half and half where they're
Speaker 2: stand ups solid but not great, and their crowd work
Speaker 2: is just tread and water.
Speaker 1: Yea.
Speaker 2: It's like, so what do you do for work? Oh, lawyer?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, how long you been a lawyer?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Goodness, six years? And they just keep asking questions and
Speaker 2: you can see the wheels spinning and you're like, you've
Speaker 2: been fishing for forty five seconds, buddy, and you've got
Speaker 2: nothing you got. And then there's other guys it's like
Speaker 2: all they have to do is look out in the
Speaker 2: crowd and it's like they wrote an hour of stand
Speaker 2: up in ten seconds, Like, man, how do you do that?
Speaker 2: So I know, crowd work is taking over the world
Speaker 2: of comedy. And sometimes it's the cheap way or the
Speaker 2: easy way, But when it's done right. It's kind of unbelievable.
Speaker 2: It's essentially improv not even essentially it's improv. You have
Speaker 2: to make a whole crowd laugh and want to pay
Speaker 2: for you to just riff, yeah, right in front of them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's tough. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And if you're if you're bad at it, like you said,
Speaker 3: you eventually just it just it just dies.
Speaker 1: And then the momentum dies and all that. It feels
Speaker 1: like they forgot that they had to do stand up
Speaker 1: that night exactly. Yeah, yep.
Speaker 2: Oh, they have nothing planning their meat, saucing their meat,
Speaker 2: saucing it. And I'm sitting there texting in the front road,
Speaker 2: going this, this guy's got nothing.
Speaker 1: This guy is a beautiful head though.
Speaker 3: Yeah, or Ainy Wiener, what did you say exactly what
Speaker 3: I as a combination of the Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's.
Speaker 1: Bonus already in Vegas. No, he just on us.
Speaker 2: He's probably maybe we're going to roll in his carry
Speaker 2: on and just to taunt us.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe he is not really going. Maybe you're right,
Speaker 1: maybe he's not going.
Speaker 2: No he is. I believe him. I believe I want
Speaker 2: to believe Yeah, okay, crowd work, Hey, bonus, he's not
Speaker 2: here yet. You know, you can't really ask him like
Speaker 2: what do you do for work?
Speaker 3: Or are you what he does?
Speaker 1: Man? Ask him where he got that shirt, no matter
Speaker 1: what it is, because that always sounds like a shot,
Speaker 1: even if it's not.
Speaker 2: Then just see where it goes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, where'd you get that shirt? And then when
Speaker 1: he said whatever he says Coles, Oh yeah, you can
Speaker 1: tell no matter what he says, all right, it's not
Speaker 1: gonna be a shot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can riff with Bony. Yeah, hey, do you
Speaker 2: know our our dairy queen hall yesterday sparked sparked a debate.
Speaker 2: I heard a little bit evaded uncommon and uh with antennabe.
Speaker 2: But I dropped my energy drink off this morning in
Speaker 2: the fridge, right, yeah, it's about half of the dairy
Speaker 2: queen is gone. And there was the debate about once
Speaker 2: it goes into the community fridge, if it does not
Speaker 2: have a note, is it up for grabs or should
Speaker 2: there be questions asked like, hey, does anybody know where
Speaker 2: all this dairy queen is going? Is it for something?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: And it sounds like the consensus was if there isn't
Speaker 2: a note, if there isn't a name, it's a free
Speaker 2: for all.
Speaker 3: I would agree, Yeah, I would agree.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I just wonder if we had put a note on it,
Speaker 2: if it would have been ignored.
Speaker 1: By some people. Maybe most those people don't work here
Speaker 1: anymore though. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2: Most of it's still there left. I didn't check. I
Speaker 2: think it is. I think it is.
Speaker 1: That sounds real good. I'm gonna have a piece of
Speaker 1: that right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, with some ys have ice cream for Let's
Speaker 2: have ice cream before six o'clock.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, let's do it, right. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I wasn't going to, but you talked me into it.
Speaker 2: Say it's like crowd work. Let's said, why don't we
Speaker 2: have ice cream? And I'm like, that's right, you're right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're ice cream at five forty six in the morning.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Get the breakfasted champions. Hell yeah, man, all right, John
Speaker 2: Bonus will be here with his boarding pass. He'll rub
Speaker 2: it in our faces. Martie Gelliner lay, this is the
Speaker 2: Power Trip morning show on the fan.
Speaker 1: She don't eat me, but she sure likes the Bonus.
Speaker 1: Hi kids, Hi bones.
Speaker 7: It's been a long time since I heard the Super
Speaker 7: Dragons and Dead Eyed Dick. That was the the Zone
Speaker 7: one oh five lineup. I think back in the day
Speaker 7: or no, no, this is even five something?
Speaker 1: Yeah Rev one five or k J one oh four
Speaker 1: or something. Get back in the day. Yeah, late eighties,
Speaker 1: early nineties. Yep, look at you, Yeah, look at you.
Speaker 1: I can see you dancing to some dead idea. Of
Speaker 1: course I dance to dead. Yeah. So we need to
Speaker 1: know are you really going to Vegas there? Are you
Speaker 1: fooling us?
Speaker 7: Tell yeah, no, I'm I'm in baby's bag is packed,
Speaker 7: tiny out of here.
Speaker 1: Let's see. I think we got the three o'clock.
Speaker 2: Flight, lucky Bath.
Speaker 1: I'm good for you, brother.
Speaker 2: Hey, speaking of flights, So I just got a text.
Speaker 2: I was just telling Christas somebody helped me with this.
Speaker 2: My kiddo's flying back from Barcelona today. Okay, so she's
Speaker 2: at the airport. Wow, Barcelona. There are sixty five minutes
Speaker 2: before takeoff, and she just called my wife and said
Speaker 2: they sold our seats and they were on time to
Speaker 2: the gate. But they said anybody that's not there fifty
Speaker 2: minutes before takeoff counts as a no show. Geese, How
Speaker 2: is that a thing? How do they even know that
Speaker 2: you're there if you're through the gate, like.
Speaker 7: If you're well It's a good reminder for me because
Speaker 7: I am going is this Ryanair?
Speaker 2: I don't even know where they're flying back? But so
Speaker 2: but what so now they have to stay in Amsterdam
Speaker 2: for like a significantly longer time, like half the day.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 2: So they're gonna they're gonna land like seven hours later
Speaker 2: than they were scheduled too, not at the end of
Speaker 2: the world, but like they're at the airport, they're on time.
Speaker 2: What do you what do you mean they sold their seats?
Speaker 1: Weird?
Speaker 2: How does that work?
Speaker 1: So that where you find too, she's not She's got.
Speaker 2: Barcelona to Amsterdam, Amsterdam to mannyeat.
Speaker 1: Yes, I got you, got you, okay, okay, that's why
Speaker 1: Amsterdam got you. Okay.
Speaker 2: I just don't understand. What do you mean they sold
Speaker 2: the seats?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry? So is she still in Barcelona or is
Speaker 1: she in Amsterdam? Uh, she's in Barcelona.
Speaker 7: But because she's gonna be late, she's gonna miss her
Speaker 7: connecting flight and Dan Amsterdam lone something like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, either way, what I just don't understand.
Speaker 1: That's odd.
Speaker 3: And normally, if you're fine, like internationally, you get there
Speaker 3: like four hours early.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they were early enough that's sober an hour
Speaker 2: before they took off.
Speaker 1: It should show once they check in.
Speaker 2: Exactly that they're in the airport. Totally agree. I don't understand.
Speaker 1: Anybody else here been to Barcelona.
Speaker 7: No, no, no, I am not either, because that was
Speaker 7: where we were supposed to be going when I got
Speaker 7: COVID and my mom died and that miserable trip that
Speaker 7: we hadticipade right after Dublin.
Speaker 2: Some people would just power through. But whatever, right, But
Speaker 2: at least we got Carlos Korea.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's right, that's what we did. Get Carlos Carea
Speaker 7: doing that. We're going there in two months. And the
Speaker 7: Cigaretta Familia, which is the cathedral there that is being
Speaker 7: built by has been built for one hundred and fifty years,
Speaker 7: is apparently being inaugurated like the week later. It's been this,
Speaker 7: it's been this ongoing arca. Barcelona is known for its
Speaker 7: architecture by this specific architect named Goudi and.
Speaker 1: Gau d I.
Speaker 7: As as much as I basically learned about this like
Speaker 7: last week, because we're going to Barcelona and they've been
Speaker 7: working on his His architecture is throughout the city. It
Speaker 7: is a national treasure because he's originally from there, and
Speaker 7: they're sort of like the Texas of Spain, Like they
Speaker 7: don't they think of themselves as very independent from the
Speaker 7: rest of Spain, and so this guy's architecture reflects their
Speaker 7: national spirit. And his big thing was this cathedral, which
Speaker 7: has been worked on for one hundred years after his death,
Speaker 7: and one hundred June tenth is the one hundredth year
Speaker 7: after his death of his death anniversary of his death,
Speaker 7: and they're basically opening up the last part of that cathedral.
Speaker 2: That part's tricky though, because unless they're following his design
Speaker 2: to the t.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, if I died tomorrow.
Speaker 2: And somebody said meat Sauce is going to finish version
Speaker 2: seven of Initials, please don't. There's going to be so
Speaker 2: many grammatical errors and spelling mistakes.
Speaker 1: Let somebody else do it. It's out of his control.
Speaker 2: Back to Zach's theory about once you're getting he's not wrong,
Speaker 2: then it doesn't really matter. Yeah, fair, I mean, I
Speaker 2: won't care, but you know my family might care that
Speaker 2: Initials Version.
Speaker 1: Seven is trashed. His Sauces at the helm. Let's get
Speaker 1: a move on, lazy asses and fifty.
Speaker 2: Years, okaty build this thing? Well, so no kidding.
Speaker 7: I would expect especially hard to follow his directions and
Speaker 7: stuff because his whole architectural theory was like nature doesn't
Speaker 7: do straight lines, and we shouldn't be building in straight lines.
Speaker 2: So his this guy sounds like a barrel of fun.
Speaker 7: Stuff is organic, looks like it's like it grew out
Speaker 7: of the ground, basically, sounds like it did. So well, yeah,
Speaker 7: we're gonna there either about a week beforehand.
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool. Yeah, yeah, so I would like I
Speaker 1: would love to hear about your daughter, she said.
Speaker 2: Rave reviews so far, she says, everybody's relatively nice beat.
Speaker 2: There's beaches and stuff. There's lots of museums and stuff
Speaker 2: to see. That's art there. That's all right. Who knows
Speaker 2: there was some Corgi cafe. We can go get coffee
Speaker 2: and there's a bunch of Corgis in on. Her and
Speaker 2: my niece were most pumped for the Corgi cafe. There's
Speaker 2: no question that was big on their list.
Speaker 1: Christy will want to see the Corgiate cafe. I am
Speaker 1: full of ideas this morning, but could I throw it
Speaker 1: out of you? Yeah? Man, if you own a restaurant
Speaker 1: and you happen to have a rat problem. Rakoto with rats,
Speaker 1: you just tell people that it's part of the decord
Speaker 1: and you're serving cheese and they just pet the rats.
Speaker 3: So you do one me, let's do uh, let's do
Speaker 3: donuts and dodo birds.
Speaker 2: It's not bad, okay, but they're extinct.
Speaker 1: They do rhyme fanatically, this right? I mean, hey, how about.
Speaker 2: How about pancakes?
Speaker 1: And I can't think of an animal about hotcakes and knuckers?
Speaker 2: How about cakes? And you can't think of any animal
Speaker 2: that starts with P how about not one?
Speaker 3: How about pancakes and parogiska? How about pancakes?
Speaker 2: There you go, Yeah, you know panda has the first
Speaker 2: three letters of pancakes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you are right. I'd be sw I go to
Speaker 1: a pancake with a panda? Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 2: What are the animals that have chlamydia?
Speaker 1: Lawyer Lambert's he does now, he doesn't know yet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like two thirds of the Lambert family, poor Lawyer Lambert.
Speaker 1: Nothing a shotcake.
Speaker 3: Yesterday I got a text from my cousin. That's every
Speaker 3: time I see her name come up, I.
Speaker 1: Go, oh, no, you figure.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: One of her coworkers is like your cousin's co workers
Speaker 3: in love with you.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, it wasn't that.
Speaker 3: Uh, Papa liked a picture of a very inappropriate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh was that right?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Oh yeah, I'm like twenty two year old. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he liked it, and there was something, yeah, graphics.
Speaker 2: She said, the greatest thing of all time would be
Speaker 2: just out of nowhere, sight unseen. Sauce gets a text
Speaker 2: from his cousin and it's just a photo of her
Speaker 2: and Chris on a beach with engagement rings. There's no
Speaker 2: heads up, there's no like we've been dating for three months.
Speaker 1: She just sends Sauce a picture of the.
Speaker 2: Two of you engaged, so good, and there's Papa with
Speaker 2: his arm around here exactly because obviously you asked for
Speaker 2: his permission. You're you're, you know, a traditionalist, that's what
Speaker 2: I am.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh pop.
Speaker 2: Your stepdad can't if you're not stepdad. Sorry, father in law.
Speaker 2: I hope he's not your stepdad. What's the caption?
Speaker 1: Said?
Speaker 2: I didn't even look at that when you.
Speaker 1: Showed it to Oh my god, and he loves it.
Speaker 1: There's Papa and so he likes small boobs and hairless things.
Speaker 2: Now, come on, it really likes papa.
Speaker 1: Oh, Johnny Bones, you know what. You're never too old
Speaker 1: to be horny, brother.
Speaker 2: Even if you've been building a cathedral for one hundred
Speaker 2: and fifty years.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Man, let's get it on, guys. Jesus getting bad
Speaker 1: by the hour over there? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Are you more excited for Las Vegas or Barcelona?
Speaker 1: Come on, be honest, now, I'm more excited for I know,
Speaker 1: I like you. You areso.
Speaker 2: We've lost to the mouse he likes Disney more than Vegas.
Speaker 1: But we have not lost.
Speaker 2: We have not lost John Bonus yet, not yet.
Speaker 1: Daddy Be's bones. Yes, sir, baseball season, yes it is.
Speaker 1: How's it going for you? Good? Fine for me? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah right.
Speaker 7: We had a great Twins daily party the old for
Speaker 7: the opening day, and we got it one for the
Speaker 7: home opener.
Speaker 1: We got a pre game watch party the home opener.
Speaker 1: It's twice you haven't been down target field yet. Today
Speaker 1: I will be a target field. That right taste of
Speaker 1: the Twins is today is that today we get to
Speaker 1: taste all of the new ballpark foods and such.
Speaker 2: It's a day that will live in power tripping for
Speaker 2: me because what I don't know pre COVID right, pre
Speaker 2: cod this was like I don't know seven, eight, nine
Speaker 2: years ago, Sauce went down to the Taste of the Twins.
Speaker 2: It was like eleven eleven thirty in the morning and
Speaker 2: he was walking around the concourse tasting all the food.
Speaker 2: And at about eleven in the morning, his fit bit
Speaker 2: or whatever he had at the time, his you know,
Speaker 2: his steps tracker said, you just broke your personal record.
Speaker 2: And it was like eleven in the morning, it was halfway.
Speaker 2: The fact that he walked around to eat food was
Speaker 2: what made him break his personal record. Yeah, true story. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's funny. I wasn't invited this year. I wonder why
Speaker 2: you don't think they, you know, deserve to give you
Speaker 2: some free food. You don't deserve that. No, I do
Speaker 2: not Front Paid Sports after this with Johnny Bones. This
Speaker 2: is the power to Monty two on the fan.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get right to it because we are
Speaker 1: your sports leader.
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Speaker 1: Hell?
Speaker 3: Yeah, make up Holiday's the best Red Bull Whales. It's
Speaker 3: all good. Let's see the Vegas special Red Bull and something. Yeah, yeah, bonus,
Speaker 3: it was your idea. I wanted where are you staying?
Speaker 2: It is a good idea, Jim, Oh yeah, because that's
Speaker 2: where the game is.
Speaker 1: The game is at MGM Grand Arena or whatever. Yeah.
Speaker 2: We MGM is one of those spots as well, that
Speaker 2: you might just walk down to the lobby to get
Speaker 2: coffee and you might break your personal record for steps.
Speaker 1: In the Vegas It is true.
Speaker 2: At Casino Slash Hotel is massive.
Speaker 1: You can me big. That's fine.
Speaker 2: A lot of steps there. All right, let's just start
Speaker 2: with Vegas since you're headed there. In Vegas is on
Speaker 2: all of our minds because we are missing out. It's
Speaker 2: not even the fear of missing out. We're missing out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we did it.
Speaker 2: Las Vegas will now officially host Super Bowl sixty three
Speaker 2: in twenty twenty nine. They announced that yesterday. It also
Speaker 2: hosted it just five years ago, and I guess from
Speaker 2: twenty twenty nine in twenty twenty four, so it'll be
Speaker 2: a five year gap and I don't think we'll see
Speaker 2: the last of this the every four or five six
Speaker 2: years in Vegas. So it'll be in Inglewood, California this year.
Speaker 2: Atlanta next year and then Vegas in twenty twenty nine.
Speaker 7: Nice anywhere on us in the draft? When does that?
Speaker 7: When do they get it out? Good point, don't know.
Speaker 7: It should be soon, you think.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what Seaffert said in his original post. Should
Speaker 3: be soon. They like to do these things two years
Speaker 3: out from the event. So the draft is three weeks
Speaker 3: from Thursday, so we should know before the NFL Draft
Speaker 3: this year.
Speaker 2: The Kansas City Royals beat the Twins three to one.
Speaker 2: The Twins mustard just four hits, one of them a
Speaker 2: solo home run by Walner SWR Win five innings, five hits,
Speaker 2: two runs, two k's, and gave up a home run.
Speaker 2: Look it up on your phone. Casey had two home runs.
Speaker 2: One was a solo shout, one was a two run
Speaker 2: home run. Twins are one and three, Royals are two
Speaker 2: and two. That was Casey's home opener. Sellout crowd Johnny
Speaker 2: Bones of thirty nine and twenty and eighty five degrees
Speaker 2: at first pitch.
Speaker 7: And it's about to get crummy there too, just like
Speaker 7: you is here. The last game of the series, I
Speaker 7: think is in some some a little bit of question.
Speaker 1: We'll see.
Speaker 7: The offense, you know, we didn't expect the offense to
Speaker 7: be good. It is not surprising us. We has not
Speaker 7: been a pleasant surprise. The bullpen has been a little
Speaker 7: bit of a pleasant surprise. It seems to be holding
Speaker 7: up fairly well for now. But they've only had a
Speaker 7: lead in Game two, and they held that lead in
Speaker 7: Game two. But they haven't made things a lot worse
Speaker 7: in general. So, yeah, it's the beginning of the season.
Speaker 7: They get back on Friday. Friday will be the home opener,
Speaker 7: and then they start. They've got a lot of games
Speaker 7: here in April, so let's hope for good weather here
Speaker 7: in April.
Speaker 2: So again, Twins off today, Game two, INKC tomorrow at
Speaker 2: six forty, that's.
Speaker 1: Right, and then an afternoon game on Thursday.
Speaker 2: John, If you get this wrong, it's embarrassing because you
Speaker 2: have a baseball related website.
Speaker 3: Actually multiple multiple as a possible this website.
Speaker 2: The baseball season is what six days old because it
Speaker 2: started last Wednesday. There is only one winless team left
Speaker 2: in MLB. Oh, boy, name the only four team in
Speaker 2: Major League Baseball?
Speaker 1: Boy, I've got no idea, isn't it the Twins? No?
Speaker 1: They one game two?
Speaker 7: Yeah, they're well, let's go with the Tampa Race incorrect.
Speaker 1: Oh, yes again, I think gets twenty eight more times.
Speaker 1: You can do this. You got this, brother?
Speaker 2: Uh No, there's a theme. There's a theme here.
Speaker 1: Dairy queen, no stone, we're eating it. But no raccoons restaurants. No,
Speaker 1: not raccoons restaurants.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 1: Are you stoned? Yeah? Oh you're dying. Nah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not Kansas City, Pittsburgh much like you. You're not
Speaker 2: in Vegas yet, but you will be.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Oh the a's, The a's are zero and four.
Speaker 1: Got it? Well? Good because I picked the under on them.
Speaker 1: They don't until they get to Vegas.
Speaker 2: They don't care.
Speaker 3: No, why do they care?
Speaker 2: Like we're playing in so yeah Town Stadium, Sacramento, hideous.
Speaker 2: Let's just get out of here. So they're gonna go,
Speaker 2: oh in one sixty two, and then they'll play in
Speaker 2: Vegas in like what two years? Three years? Yere tod
Speaker 2: they open up in Vegas twenty seven or twenty years.
Speaker 1: I have no idea.
Speaker 2: It's like twenty.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: They they broke ground. They broken ground.
Speaker 7: It's right across It's where the Tropic Cando was. It's
Speaker 7: right across the street. Right there is construction going on
Speaker 7: on that site. It looks like they are building something
Speaker 7: as of November when I was last there. I will
Speaker 7: guess I will see it again in about twelve hours.
Speaker 7: But you know, I don't even really know if like
Speaker 7: the financing for it is you know, rock solid. I
Speaker 7: just don't know how much of it is real until
Speaker 7: it's actually built. So we'll see as the wind they'll
Speaker 7: get me there, I don't know. I don't even really
Speaker 7: know what the plan is, what the proposed or what
Speaker 7: they claim to be.
Speaker 1: Got a plan.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it'll be cool though, it'll be sweet because
Speaker 2: it'll be one of those bits where like when your
Speaker 2: team's there, you'll want to go. That's what they pushing on.
Speaker 2: And but if Corey, as.
Speaker 3: You always said, with the Las Vegas Hockey team, that's
Speaker 3: their team. This is an expansion bit, so like it'll
Speaker 3: be cool for a little bit, but fans of other teams,
Speaker 3: it'll be a destination.
Speaker 1: It's got to be an indoor park, right, it's got
Speaker 1: to be a real track thirty.
Speaker 3: Five in August when Corey goes out there exactly.
Speaker 7: The Saints, by the way, are going to Las Vegas
Speaker 7: this year, want to play the Triple A team.
Speaker 2: Well, we have to cover that.
Speaker 7: That is the I will tell you it is the
Speaker 7: second weekend of May. You guys will want to and
Speaker 7: I think it's May fifth to the tenth. The Saints
Speaker 7: are going to be out there. So what's the name
Speaker 7: of the Triple A team? Hawk Saints, No, the Las
Speaker 7: Vegas team.
Speaker 1: Oh, the Las Vegas Sea Words.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you nailed it. It's the Las Vegas Aviators.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: My my Uber driver from a couple of years ago
Speaker 2: was right that the eight No, not that guy, the
Speaker 2: other one, that the NBA Arena would be on the
Speaker 2: other end of the strip, I like left, like Fountain Blue.
Speaker 2: That makes a lot of sense because if you look
Speaker 2: at where the stadiums are, t mobiles on that one
Speaker 2: side down right by you know by New York. New
Speaker 2: York Allegiance Stadium is off the strip on the other
Speaker 2: side of the freeway, but that end of the strip, right,
Speaker 2: this one's going to be on that side of the strip.
Speaker 2: So all three of those would be on the same end.
Speaker 2: It kind of makes sense to put the NBA Arena
Speaker 2: on the far other end, just to spread it out.
Speaker 2: Otherwise you get all of them on that same side,
Speaker 2: same end. I should say not side because they would
Speaker 2: be on opposite sides of Lass's.
Speaker 7: Bullard, but kind of revitalized that end of the strip.
Speaker 2: So the like ex caliber is very full.
Speaker 1: Let's not say things we can't take.
Speaker 2: We don't need another pandemic.
Speaker 1: No, we're all having a good time down Harry, y'all
Speaker 1: are sucking geez. We're having a good time, having fun,
Speaker 1: sword fighting. We're swip fight, everybody said me and Bonesy's sighting.
Speaker 1: We're fighting some sores over here. He's making weird noises
Speaker 1: and loving it.
Speaker 2: Chris, this is a story that you and your dad
Speaker 2: will both care about.
Speaker 1: Oh oh well, I hope it's about family and love.
Speaker 2: And you're going to be disappointed. You're going to be
Speaker 2: disappointed on a lot of accounts. The Minnesota Timberwolves.
Speaker 1: Like your dad, you're going to be disappointed. Yeah, which
Speaker 1: one of us are you talking to?
Speaker 2: The Minnesota Timberwolves blew out the MAVs one twenty four
Speaker 2: to ninety four. Good news, bad news, Right? The good
Speaker 2: news is and is back. Yeah, he played fine. Seventeen points, right,
Speaker 2: I would assume it was a beast triple double. Eighteen points,
Speaker 2: fifteen boards, twelve assists. That's fantastic seven wolves and double figures. Again,
Speaker 2: the MAVs are terrible. They got Cooper flag, but they
Speaker 2: got a long way to go. They're idiots. They're twenty
Speaker 2: four and fifty one, so they're they're just building for
Speaker 2: the future, and they have Cooper to building around.
Speaker 1: You. Guys, don't even give him a.
Speaker 2: Chance, however, and was supposed to start he did not.
Speaker 2: If the game starts, an ant is nowhere to be found.
Speaker 2: A couple of minutes later, there he is at the
Speaker 2: scorers table ready to check in, and everybody goes.
Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa? What happened?
Speaker 2: What just happened here? After the game, Chris Finch said
Speaker 2: nature calls, according to John Krasinski, and was a little
Speaker 2: more blunt. Ant said quote, I was taken a bleep.
Speaker 2: Yeah we found bleep ye so and was pretty honest.
Speaker 2: That's uh, that's what he was doing.
Speaker 1: Started off, man, No, you can't got it? Yeah, man.
Speaker 7: Some of that text makes in Dallas does not necessarily decide.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it gets to dictating showing you coming.
Speaker 2: Here right now, get down sports and right now they're
Speaker 2: showing him showing up late. And then here's Chris Finch
Speaker 2: going and nature nah keeps ringing. If you don't do
Speaker 2: what Ann did, then you have to fake an injury
Speaker 2: and get wheelchair back to the locker room during the
Speaker 2: NBA Finals because because you cracked your pants, Paul Pierce, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you Paul Pierce's Undy's with some pooh pooh.
Speaker 2: Didn't Parker Fox tell us the story about that that
Speaker 2: he like crapped his pants at one point during the game,
Speaker 2: because then we referenced Danny Hurley. Yeah, Danny Hurley once
Speaker 2: famously did it as well with Duke.
Speaker 1: John Wayne earlier Bobby Hurley.
Speaker 2: What did I say so Bobby? Bobby played for Duke right,
Speaker 2: Danny's the Yukon coach. Bobby, he screamingly doesn't win though,
Speaker 2: good let him have it, man, Ye, let him have it.
Speaker 2: Man grasped his pants whose probably doesn't happen more often. Yeah, oops,
Speaker 2: are crap my pants? You're moving around a lot, You're
Speaker 2: jarring stuff loose.
Speaker 1: I'll drinking a lot of water that helps you? Thanks?
Speaker 3: What does?
Speaker 1: You're not wrong? What doesn't hurt? Oh?
Speaker 2: The Wolves are in fifth or a half, a game
Speaker 2: ahead of sixth place Houston, and they are a game
Speaker 2: and a half behind fourth place Denver.
Speaker 1: Oh you know what they say, sometimes you gotta go poop.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you have Do you have the Jaden McDaniels
Speaker 2: injury in front of you?
Speaker 1: I think I wrote it down because.
Speaker 2: I would like you to read. He has a bone
Speaker 2: bruise and what else does he have? He has a
Speaker 2: bone bruise.
Speaker 1: And an anal abscess.
Speaker 2: Just tell me when you see it, and then I'll
Speaker 2: hit the drums. Take your time, we got three hours there.
Speaker 2: You going to ESPN dot com.
Speaker 1: Hold on, just me. I've never seen anyone type slower.
Speaker 3: I don't take a deep breath.
Speaker 1: Please gets a hot Take it like take a hold
Speaker 1: with Dave. Take it? Okay, you got it? Lord?
Speaker 2: Yes, So Jade McDaniels is week to week. He's got
Speaker 2: a knee injury. They believe he's gonna be ready for
Speaker 2: the postseason, but he's weak to week.
Speaker 1: He has a bone bruise and eyes get wide.
Speaker 3: Left knee patella tendy, Uh, tendy, no pathia, tendy, no pathy, tendy,
Speaker 3: no pathy, tendy.
Speaker 1: Hey, do you want chicken strips? You want to go
Speaker 1: on a hike?
Speaker 3: Tendy, no pathy, tendy I no pathy, I tendy pathy,
Speaker 3: tend I don't know know what I look like a doctor?
Speaker 3: Are you gonna talk?
Speaker 1: You do not look like a doctor.
Speaker 3: Tendy tend, I nope, athy tenpathy.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Man? Do you thank you? Bonus? How do you say it?
Speaker 1: I don't know?
Speaker 7: Okay, giving me a bitfit of the doubt.
Speaker 3: There you go, tendinopathy.
Speaker 7: I can't actually see the word you're trying to say.
Speaker 7: I'm just trying to beat it together here.
Speaker 3: Just lefty patella, tend nopathia.
Speaker 1: Corey provos is apathia.
Speaker 2: No, we'll know what.
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Speaker 8: I just read the copy. I don't know why it
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Speaker 1: And there are a lot of must impersonators out there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: most of them are homeless gentlemen except substitutes. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think John will see a handful of those must
Speaker 2: impersonators on watching in Las Vegas, either with a boombox
Speaker 2: or a.
Speaker 1: Guitar or a sign that says God blessed.
Speaker 2: Anything helps.
Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely with a beer.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2: At some point in Muss's life, he's gonna wear a
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Speaker 3: Correct, I mean he was almost too stone the one
Speaker 3: time I almost did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I hammered the over. Yeah, it's happening. All right,
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Speaker 2: what do I care about? Well, this is kind of interesting.
Speaker 2: The bull are not the bull. Sorry, the Browns pulled
Speaker 2: their proposal. Remember last week we talked about how the
Speaker 2: Browns wanted to extend how far out you could trade
Speaker 2: draft picks from three years, which is the current window
Speaker 2: in the NFL. They wanted to move it out to
Speaker 2: five years because they thought it would be a more active,
Speaker 2: engaging and entertaining trade window.
Speaker 1: Sounds dangerous, Well, the NBA's is seven.
Speaker 2: Jesus hot, you knew that, right, So you have fewer
Speaker 2: to trade in the NBA, though you get versed in
Speaker 2: the second round as opposed to seven rounds worth of
Speaker 2: things like, you just have less flexibility. Fair, it's a
Speaker 2: really good point. So it would have required twenty four
Speaker 2: of the thirty two teams to vote yes at the
Speaker 2: owner's meetings, but it's off the table. They pulled it back,
Speaker 2: so whatever, so we're staying with three. You can only
Speaker 2: trade three years out. One of the one of the
Speaker 2: arguments was that the crop of gms is getting younger
Speaker 2: and they are more aggressive, so it's they want more,
Speaker 2: you know, basically bullets in the chamber to say, what
Speaker 2: have we got to do to make big moves?
Speaker 1: And that moment for it or for it?
Speaker 2: Okay, for it that if you let them trade five
Speaker 2: years out, they have more you know, ammunition to make
Speaker 2: big moves.
Speaker 1: Correctly, they can trade away all of their successors picks. Sure.
Speaker 1: What really matters though, is this, Yeah, because I got
Speaker 1: to know what he's doing. You know, hey, ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 1: today is a very special anniversary over in France. It
Speaker 1: was on the state of what year the d I failed
Speaker 1: tower open in Paris.
Speaker 2: Spectacular by the way, not overrated at all. It's so cool.
Speaker 1: It's pretty big.
Speaker 3: It's cool. Yeah, the area around it is in need
Speaker 3: too neat. It's got to be late eighteen hundreds.
Speaker 2: I'm going to go like eighteen eighty one, eighteen seventy two,
Speaker 2: eighteen ninety nine.
Speaker 1: Zacho got anything, eighteen seventy, eighteen eighty nine, Man the
Speaker 1: honoring of the centenary of the French Revolution. Oh that
Speaker 1: makes sense. Yeah, the French government planned an international exposition
Speaker 1: announced a design competition for a monument to be built
Speaker 1: on the Champ de Meos in central Paris. Out of
Speaker 1: the more than one hundred designs, the centennial committee chose
Speaker 1: Eiffel's plan of an open lattice wrought iron tower that
Speaker 1: would reach almost one thousand feet above Paris and be
Speaker 1: the world's tallest man made structure at the time.
Speaker 2: Spectacular. Yeah, I was there just a handful of months ago,
Speaker 2: right before I robbed the louver.
Speaker 1: I mean before the louve was robbed. Right, well, said,
Speaker 1: I'll be seeing the Eiffel Tower later today.
Speaker 2: Oh good, as I like to call it. Got it
Speaker 2: the one and true only Eiffel Tower.
Speaker 1: I wander down during the next break and look at
Speaker 1: it in the bathroom.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll talk more about this than about an hour
Speaker 2: and ten minutes, but during Vikings news. But the Vikings
Speaker 2: are going to exercise the fifth year option on wide
Speaker 2: receiver Jordan Addison. So he is now signed through the
Speaker 2: twenty twenty seven season. So he's going to make two
Speaker 2: point six million this year, eighteen next year. That's a
Speaker 2: pretty good jump. Yeah, year five is a home run
Speaker 2: for first rounders when you get your fifth year option exercise.
Speaker 2: And of course they can start working on a long
Speaker 2: term deal if the Vikings want to keep him here
Speaker 2: long term. But they're extending him through at least the
Speaker 2: twenty twenty seven season. Now, correct me if I'm wrong,
Speaker 2: and I'm wrong a lot.
Speaker 1: That is correct.
Speaker 2: That has to be.
Speaker 3: The first first round pick they've picked up the first
Speaker 3: round option on since.
Speaker 2: Darrisaw.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, a good point.
Speaker 3: But this is that's the first quazy pick, right, See
Speaker 3: he was.
Speaker 2: They definitely didn't on Lewis scene No, and was Addison
Speaker 2: his second?
Speaker 1: Yeah, first round he was twenty.
Speaker 2: Three, so I mean probably.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Well, good for them, he's good man.
Speaker 2: He's had his numbers decline in all three years though.
Speaker 2: How about that catches, yards, targets, and touchdowns all career
Speaker 2: highs in twenty three, they were all lower in twenty
Speaker 2: four and then rock bottom in twenty five. So he's
Speaker 2: regressed both years, now, wasn't was it twenty three? He
Speaker 2: played without Jefferson for a while, I think? So he
Speaker 2: had ten touchdowns in twenty three, nine and twenty four
Speaker 2: just three last year, and like I said, it's catches
Speaker 2: and yards and targets all decreased as well. Now you
Speaker 2: could this.
Speaker 1: Is pretty easy.
Speaker 2: But I mean you can look at Jefferson's numbers last
Speaker 2: year and go, well, that wasn't just Jefferson Addison's problem.
Speaker 2: That's quarterback. Yeah, that's quarterback problem.
Speaker 3: So well, hardly as because they're going to have a
Speaker 3: huge year this year.
Speaker 1: What really matters, though, is this. I'm gonna guess it's
Speaker 1: easy for you guys to remember this, but I have
Speaker 1: a second question, a follow up. It was on the
Speaker 1: state in what year today? By the way, the thirty
Speaker 1: first day of much the Matrix was released in thank you,
Speaker 1: I figured you might know what do you suspect they
Speaker 1: spent the Waikowski brothers filming the matrix? Which did it
Speaker 1: cost to make the matrix? Do you believe? Man? That's
Speaker 1: a lot of tech forty million dollars eighty oh man?
Speaker 2: How big did they swing? I'll say a one hundred million.
Speaker 1: One hundred and twenty only seventy seventy million, which was
Speaker 1: a lot. I mean in ninety nine, it's a lot, now,
Speaker 1: don't get me wrong.
Speaker 2: And isn't this the one where Keanu bet big on himself.
Speaker 2: Ye didn't he take a huge back end deal instead
Speaker 2: of a lot of upfront money and it paid like
Speaker 2: hundreds of millions of dollars in dividends, Like I believe
Speaker 2: that made him like a ridiculously rich person, but by
Speaker 2: gambling on himself. And of course that was the movie
Speaker 2: that Will Smith turned down for Wild Wild West talk
Speaker 2: loss from of the all time worst movies, and The
Speaker 2: Matrix the first look. The Matrix series in general, even
Speaker 2: two and three have their moments of like, man, this
Speaker 2: is really cool, or that's a really cool fight scene,
Speaker 2: or this or that. Sure, but much like Jordan addison
Speaker 2: three year career, it regresses. The first Matrix is fantastic.
Speaker 2: It's mind blowing, it's awesome, and it is hard to
Speaker 2: tell people that watch it for the first time how
Speaker 2: much of a game changer that was. Sometimes when you
Speaker 2: watch the first Star Wars and you hear everybody that
Speaker 2: saw Star Wars in the theaters that we had never
Speaker 2: seen anything like this, and you look back and you go, yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean it's a little cheesy, but you understand that well,
Speaker 2: but it had never been seen before. That's the same
Speaker 2: thing with the Matrix, A lot of those bullet tricks
Speaker 2: and the slow motion stuff and the bending of time
Speaker 2: and space. You're like, we just never seen anything like that.
Speaker 2: Super fun.
Speaker 3: He this is AI, So take it what you want.
Speaker 3: Keanu Reeves secured a massive deal for the Matrix sequels,
Speaker 3: earning an estimated two hundred million plus, but famously gave
Speaker 3: up or gave away roughly seventy five million of his
Speaker 3: back end profits to special effects and costume teams.
Speaker 2: Cementing his legacy as one of the nicest guys in
Speaker 2: the history of Hollywood.
Speaker 1: That's what everybody says.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and everybody says, that's just the case. He's just
Speaker 2: the nicest guy ever. He's like the last guy you're
Speaker 2: ever going to find on like a list.
Speaker 3: He took a lower base salary for later films to
Speaker 3: ensure funds were available for specialized crew members.
Speaker 2: He's just a goat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, good for him.
Speaker 2: It's Johnny Utah Man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Johnny freaking Utah.
Speaker 7: What's the name of the podcast where they talk about
Speaker 7: the movie that we've talked about, like.
Speaker 1: Everything went wrong wrong? What went wrong? Two Girls d Cups?
Speaker 1: Is not the right podcast? Different one that's glooming in
Speaker 1: the geek. Hey, what do you and I'm guessing it's
Speaker 1: already happened. What do you think AI is going to
Speaker 1: think when it sees the matrix? Do you think it's
Speaker 1: gonna be like? Good idea? Yeah, I see, this makes
Speaker 1: a lot of sense. Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 2: Why don't we do that?
Speaker 1: Maybe they did? Maybe that's where we're living right now.
Speaker 1: Well said, you know what, I'll take a steak and
Speaker 1: a girl with blonde hair and white dress.
Speaker 2: I mean, isn't that the beauty of a simulation?
Speaker 1: Theory?
Speaker 2: That if this is all a simulation, then who cares?
Speaker 2: If I'm doing can't change, We can't change anything. If
Speaker 2: we are just zeros and ones and we are just
Speaker 2: a matrix anyway, then who cares? There's nothing we can
Speaker 2: do about. It's not like we can escape the simulation,
Speaker 2: so let's just enjoy it.
Speaker 7: Well, there's also the and that if you if you're
Speaker 7: living in a simulation and heading towards living in a simulation,
Speaker 7: that means you're kind of in a loop the situation.
Speaker 1: And that's the case. What loop are we in? It's interesting?
Speaker 1: I love this thought. I've thought this before, Johnny Beans,
Speaker 1: because think about this, if if Neo becomes aware because
Speaker 1: he's a hacker. Then he becomes the AI of sorts,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, because he's living inside the
Speaker 1: matrix essentially as a non living thing, and he figures
Speaker 1: it out that he's inside the matrix, so he becomes
Speaker 1: the artificial new virus. Yes, yeah, crazy.
Speaker 2: And here with an explanation of what Chris just said
Speaker 2: is the.
Speaker 3: Fans Paul Lambert, No, I was. I was reading the
Speaker 3: description of it to kind of pick up what you
Speaker 3: were saying so I could read it like in Layman's terms.
Speaker 1: Rock, I'm talking robots.
Speaker 3: No, I'm literally reading it.
Speaker 2: What do you ask explain what Chris just explained, like
Speaker 2: make it?
Speaker 1: You know, yeah, in Layman's terms, So we know.
Speaker 2: Right, so the listeners can consume what he was trying
Speaker 2: to say. Uh, Chris Hockey, Yes, that's a good start.
Speaker 2: That's who was talking.
Speaker 3: He was talking about a classic film from nineteen ninety nine,
Speaker 3: not the.
Speaker 2: Matrix really, but he was saying that, like I mean,
Speaker 2: he was, but that's not the point he was making.
Speaker 1: But go on.
Speaker 3: He was saying that maybe if we know we're in
Speaker 3: a simulation, but maybe Count of Reeves didn't. Then counter
Speaker 3: Reeves becomes the virus. Paul, were you listening.
Speaker 5: I call it gero logic and all that and our
Speaker 5: last bit pure gibbs.
Speaker 2: Paul, do you believe we are currently in a simulation?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you do it? Yeah I do.
Speaker 3: Yeah does Randy? Oh yeah, oh yeah, Randy believes we're
Speaker 3: in a simulation. He believes in Yeti's and bigfoot mermaids
Speaker 3: drink ups. Yep, I'm an important basis.
Speaker 1: Least. There's a base on the Moon that we can't
Speaker 1: get to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this will shock you, but it's a human base though. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we can't get to. I don't know, only aliens.
Speaker 1: I wish they chop you up and feed the babies
Speaker 1: with you.
Speaker 2: Oh, but alien babies, not human babies. We don't want
Speaker 2: human babies being cannibals. I didn't really get the Matrix
Speaker 2: the first couple of times.
Speaker 3: No, I think I was real stone when I saw
Speaker 3: it for the first time. I asked my brother a
Speaker 3: lot of questions, and he was like, I can't go
Speaker 3: see movies with you anymore. And I don't think we've
Speaker 3: seen a movie together since.
Speaker 7: Yeah, there's a number of people who saw The Matrix
Speaker 7: the first time. First of all, what percentage were stoned?
Speaker 7: And second of all, what percentage Like could explain it
Speaker 7: or got it? Because it's less than fifty percent got it?
Speaker 1: No question, I don't.
Speaker 2: I think I would greatly struggle to explos two and
Speaker 2: three because it got so convoluted, and I'm like, I
Speaker 2: don't understand what we're doing here, right, Like you're following
Speaker 2: the main storyline, but like I'm like, I don't understand
Speaker 2: who she's supposed to be a metaphor for. I don't
Speaker 2: get what's happening. It's like, what was the name of
Speaker 2: the world?
Speaker 1: You what the hell was man Zion? Zion? That's right?
Speaker 1: All dancing, Yeah, right, that's right.
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, I I didn't understand what was happening
Speaker 2: in two and three.
Speaker 3: I was only at one of them because it had
Speaker 3: a cool Dave Matthews poll Paul Oakenfold remix, and I
Speaker 3: was like, I gotta hear it because back then there
Speaker 3: wasn't YouTube. It was at the end of the movie,
Speaker 3: and I was pissed because I had to sit through
Speaker 3: the third one, which is trash.
Speaker 1: You couldn't just wants the soundtrack.
Speaker 2: Yeah, put it that way, Yeah, I could have.
Speaker 1: I wish they'd jerked that thing out of roesophagus and
Speaker 1: what toilet?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but then you have no access to Papa fall.
Speaker 3: Would you take the red pill or the blue pill?
Speaker 3: Probably the blue because that's my favorite coche. Could you
Speaker 3: take like a hundred of them?
Speaker 1: Please? What do you want to be dead? I didn't
Speaker 1: say that, Mike that, I didn't say that. I would
Speaker 1: never say that. More of the Power Morning Show after this.
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Speaker 1: All right right back to uh what really matters? Or
Speaker 1: we tell you about things that matter more than you
Speaker 1: think they would, more than sports.
Speaker 2: Sometimes yep, because what I'm about to say it doesn't
Speaker 2: matter that much.
Speaker 1: I agree?
Speaker 2: Wow, Tom, was.
Speaker 1: It Kurt Bills? Nope, it was Wemby.
Speaker 2: Wemby had a season high forty one last night and
Speaker 2: sixteen boards. But the reason why he's making the news
Speaker 2: and this is kind of a stretch. But it just
Speaker 2: shows you how dominant this dude is. He had ten
Speaker 2: points and ten rebounds in his first eight minutes and
Speaker 2: thirty one seconds on the court. That is the third
Speaker 2: fastest double double in the play by play era, which
Speaker 2: goes back to ninety seven ninety eight when they tracked
Speaker 2: every single play. Geez, so, third fastest double double in
Speaker 2: the last almost thirty years. The Spurs won one twenty
Speaker 2: nine to one to fourteen over the Bulls. I want
Speaker 2: Chris to go first because he's the NBA experts, so
Speaker 2: he should guess first. Sure, do that, Okay, Chris? In
Speaker 2: the last twenty seven games? How many wins do.
Speaker 1: The Spurs have in the last twenty seven games? That
Speaker 1: is correct? Many wins do the Spurs of San Antonio hat?
Speaker 2: Now? I gave you a little bit of a hint
Speaker 2: because they won last night and I just said it.
Speaker 2: So it's at least one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, And there's twenty seven games you're.
Speaker 2: Talking about in their last twenty seven games.
Speaker 1: Seven games. I'm gonna guess Corey that it's very high
Speaker 1: because I know they've been very good. I must say nineteen.
Speaker 2: Jean Johnny Bones twenty two Sauce.
Speaker 3: Twenty five.
Speaker 2: They are twenty five and two wow, let's twenty firs.
Speaker 1: So that we might as well quit. Then? Who got
Speaker 1: the double double faster.
Speaker 2: Too? Random bigs knows it?
Speaker 3: Were the two people.
Speaker 1: Carol Kaprizov No and Carrie el Wess.
Speaker 3: Who's carry el.
Speaker 1: With She's an actress. She's an actress. I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: Two o'clock today roses on the station and a week
Speaker 1: she's an actress.
Speaker 2: You will be on with us live in studio for
Speaker 2: the Masters.
Speaker 1: Bet won't be awkward at all.
Speaker 2: Because obviously he hates you now.
Speaker 1: He hates me, which is fine. Did he destroy the microwave?
Speaker 2: No, that was Dan Burrero. I heard all about it.
Speaker 2: Do you hear about this, Johnny Bones?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I guess Barrero put like a coffee in there and
Speaker 2: it exploded, Yeah, and then left and it just left it.
Speaker 1: He met to fix it with a metal coffee cup
Speaker 1: or something. No, I think it pretty sure.
Speaker 2: It was a Starbucks cup with a name saying saying
Speaker 2: Dan on the Saturday, So I think they put that
Speaker 2: puzzle together relatively Yeah. Yeah, great, criminals cover their tracks.
Speaker 2: It's part of the reason why I love the idea
Speaker 2: of a hest is you can't just get like, you
Speaker 2: don't just get in and get the diamonds. You got
Speaker 2: to get out and get away with the diamonds without
Speaker 2: leaving a track.
Speaker 7: Well, to be fair, one of the ways you often
Speaker 7: cover your tracks with an explosion. Maybe he thought the
Speaker 7: evidence would all be be destroyed.
Speaker 2: Which is fine if you remove the Starbucks label that
Speaker 2: says your name on it before the coffee explodes.
Speaker 1: Good point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like, if I break into the louver, I don't
Speaker 2: leave my past that says my name on it, and
Speaker 2: what time I entered the louver as a guest, right,
Speaker 2: I make sure to dispose of that well before I
Speaker 2: go in. And you pay cash, see kids thinking, well,
Speaker 2: well look at that no digital trail, right, no credit card?
Speaker 2: Yeah cash cash, can't use cash. Well guess what I
Speaker 2: don't come in? Oh no, And then the loves like,
Speaker 2: oh no, jeez, we need your business art critic, maybe
Speaker 2: I am that art is bad?
Speaker 3: Yeah, look at that hideous such a critique. You've been there, right, hogs.
Speaker 3: So Ever, you had the world's best blue cheese in Paris,
Speaker 3: in France.
Speaker 1: It was not good, but it wasn't France, Yeah it was.
Speaker 1: It was terrible.
Speaker 2: Wait, I thought you said it was great.
Speaker 1: I've had the best blue cheese in my life right
Speaker 1: here in the state of Minnesota out of a cave.
Speaker 1: F I wasn't in the cave, but it was brought
Speaker 1: from said cave. Was delicious. Walls Rex House, he likes
Speaker 1: cave gs.
Speaker 2: SGA's on us and dear God him, I tripping balls.
Speaker 2: SGA's on Sports Center right now and he's got sunglasses
Speaker 2: on and he looks cool, and you could say, no,
Speaker 2: That's the point is you could say, well, what is
Speaker 2: he doing wearing sunglasses at a press conference after the game.
Speaker 2: You're indoors? What are you hearing?
Speaker 1: Body?
Speaker 2: I was playing cards this weekend and my buddy Matt
Speaker 2: Alexander had really cool sunglasses on, and I go, uh, Matt,
Speaker 2: nice classes. Where'd you get those? He goes lens Crafters
Speaker 2: because they were prescripted. I'm like, my point is, whether
Speaker 2: it's SGA or my buddy Matt over there, I can't
Speaker 2: pull off sunglasses. I like, I don't know if it's
Speaker 2: my face shape or my head shape. I don't look
Speaker 2: good in sunglasses. I'm jealous of people that can. I
Speaker 2: love I don't think I mean it's preposterous that SGA
Speaker 2: is wearing them indoors for a postgame press conference. But still,
Speaker 2: if you walked outside, I'm wearing those exact glasses. He
Speaker 2: looks pretty cool. Yeah, he's cool, man, He looks cool.
Speaker 7: When you find a pair of sunglasses that makes you
Speaker 7: look better than you would normally look, that is a
Speaker 7: prized thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I don't really have that experience. I can't really.
Speaker 2: I got to find some sunglasses this summer that make
Speaker 2: me feel that way, John, That's my goal.
Speaker 7: That's my only good luck goal. And I mean it
Speaker 7: right about once every twenty years, you find those. I
Speaker 7: have a pair that make me look good. I have
Speaker 7: to get wider framed because of a fat face. But yeah,
Speaker 7: I look good in sunglasses. I wear them a lot.
Speaker 7: I wear them when I play golf, wear them when
Speaker 7: I drive him around.
Speaker 1: Somebelievable stuff. For giving me.
Speaker 2: I feel like you listening to Cat and a Hat
Speaker 2: audio book.
Speaker 1: So you wear I'm sorry you wear them on your
Speaker 1: face and him?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I have to get a larger side.
Speaker 1: Could you do my favorite though? Could you tell me
Speaker 1: more places you wear them and say them slower because
Speaker 1: I care so much?
Speaker 2: So you golf with sunglasses. Yeah, you wear them outside
Speaker 2: because of the sun's outside.
Speaker 1: Do you go ahead? No? So you wear them to golf?
Speaker 1: Do you do you wear them in the bathroom?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Do you wear them in movies no? Do you wear
Speaker 1: them as you're driving cars? Yes? Do you wear them
Speaker 1: as you're riding bicycles riding what by bicycles? No? Do
Speaker 1: you wear them as you're having sex? Would you wear
Speaker 1: them on a boat yeah?
Speaker 2: Would you wear them with a goat?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Great stuff, thanks man.
Speaker 3: But people say you shouldn't wear sunglasses when you play
Speaker 3: golf because it kills your depth perception. That's why you
Speaker 3: don't see a lot of golfers wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 1: Most people that you goff wild say you should wear
Speaker 1: a full paper bag over your head. Yeah, but there's
Speaker 1: no paper bags big enough, so they say you should
Speaker 1: get a leaf sized trash basic, Yeah, pile.
Speaker 2: Don you claim that Stevie Wonder wears them while he's
Speaker 2: playing rugby? Yeah, Stevie Wonder is not blind. Mm.
Speaker 3: Shack also believes that. Well, if you and Shack think it, well,
Speaker 3: thank you. It's about time you agreed with me. I didn't, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 2: The Final four is Saturday, we're down to the final
Speaker 2: four in the Core versus four obviously as well. Number
Speaker 2: one Arizona versus number one Michigan. Michigan is a one
Speaker 2: and a half point favorite on DraftKings. I don't know
Speaker 2: why that surprised me. Again, I just I'm super impressed
Speaker 2: with Arizona. But I know Michigan blew Tennessee out of
Speaker 2: the water or whatever as well, but still Michigan's a
Speaker 2: slight favorite. And then the other game is number two
Speaker 2: Connecticut versus number three Illinois. Illinois a two and a
Speaker 2: half point favorite on DraftKings. Go big ten, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: go Michigan or Arizona. I don't care.
Speaker 3: Just one of those teams winning the hogs Daddy and
Speaker 3: I scoop cash. And then we have probably half or
Speaker 3: most of our master's entry because somebody is that's going
Speaker 3: to get picked a week from tomorrow is going to
Speaker 3: win it.
Speaker 2: Oh, Johnny Bones, might I might then know you?
Speaker 1: Some money?
Speaker 2: Is that illegal? I need some master's bets? Can you
Speaker 2: be my my you know whatever? Gambling mule, gambling mule.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I can or not, but sure.
Speaker 1: Well, then I didn't mean that these laws are so stupid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, gambling's fun. His state's in the.
Speaker 1: Dark ages when it comes to gambling. Oh, this Poor State.
Speaker 1: It's a children's book I'm working on. Oh really, this
Speaker 1: poor State. Yeah, it's the main character. Louisiana's never been there.
Speaker 1: His name is Louis Zianna. That's my son. No, it's
Speaker 1: not no different Louis. There's more than one Louis in
Speaker 1: the world. Yeah, it's not all about you. Well, there's
Speaker 1: only one I care about.
Speaker 2: It's all about lou You don't care about lou Nanny,
Speaker 2: I mean, not as much as I care about Louis Lambert.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. I would like to read the shuld this
Speaker 1: book about how we can't gamble in the state.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's h it's a pretty basic book. It's just
Speaker 2: a kid that goes to school and he doesn't want
Speaker 2: to learn. He just wants to gamble, and his teacher
Speaker 2: is pretty hard on him about it. And he's like,
Speaker 2: how am I supposed to learn how to do probability
Speaker 2: in math if you don't let me gamble exactly? And
Speaker 2: they said, just learn it in general, And you're like,
Speaker 2: what are you talking about? That's the point, what's the point?
Speaker 2: What's the point? The whole life is probability and risk assessment.
Speaker 2: That's These are quotes from the book. It's still a
Speaker 2: little bit of a biography. Autobiography.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's about a car. Yep.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but uh, Zach Elverson just posted a picture of
Speaker 3: you in sunglasses.
Speaker 1: I think you look great playing poker. Maybe that's photoshop.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, I don't think I've ever worn
Speaker 2: sunglasses playing poker. Zach fought a picture of you photoshops.
Speaker 2: Say I've never done that. You look great though, if
Speaker 2: that's the case. And tell me how I can find
Speaker 2: those AI generated But well they're black. Yeah, they have
Speaker 2: to be black.
Speaker 8: I mean the side by side on kfe dot com
Speaker 8: slash watches.
Speaker 2: Let me take a look here, hang out, let me
Speaker 2: see what your stupid AI slop is this AI slop?
Speaker 1: So I said, Zactly posted it? Not hawk? Look at you? Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's see this. You you do look?
Speaker 2: Oh, I gotta put up with an ad first, hang.
Speaker 3: On on Twitter.
Speaker 2: On YouTube skip ad.
Speaker 1: You got a faux hawk in that picture too?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Uh, man, I don't know where is that?
Speaker 1: Did you win? Uh? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Those are fine?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Those are fine?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Where do I find those? How do I get those
Speaker 2: look like ray Bam. You could buy them sunglass Cadillac. Oh,
Speaker 2: grazy sunglass? Is that even a thing?
Speaker 1: Still?
Speaker 2: Sure? Yeah? But that was years ago.
Speaker 1: That may Yeah, yeah, I believe they have it at
Speaker 1: the Old Mull of America, which you were at yesterday.
Speaker 2: I didn't see it.
Speaker 1: You should have gone by and buy you some of
Speaker 1: those sweet glasses.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you look bad at I saw about fifteen Boba
Speaker 2: stores though. That's still gigantic.
Speaker 3: Everybody's drinking bobaba te what's boba?
Speaker 1: It's like tea?
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, I don't know. There's like these weird little
Speaker 2: gel balls in the bottom.
Speaker 1: What the hell is that?
Speaker 2: Looks like fish eggs?
Speaker 1: Get stuck in your straw. I don't know what those are.
Speaker 1: You gonna need your married problem here? It's wrong? What
Speaker 1: all right? I gotta get some sunglasses look cool man? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you need to people. Maybe you'll win a poker game.
Speaker 1: How can you ever more sunglasses on stage time? Inside? No? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean I'm sure I have been dranks sometimes. No, No,
Speaker 1: I would not do that, yeah, unless I was feeling
Speaker 1: super cool.
Speaker 3: You immediately you have to immediately take your sunglasses off
Speaker 3: the second you walk in somewhere.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we run it, you do because you can't look
Speaker 1: like a douche. Yeah, but you see them.
Speaker 7: Sometimes people on stage do it because they like to
Speaker 7: be hidden.
Speaker 1: I know that's a different person like Church likes, you know,
Speaker 1: he looks he looks cool.
Speaker 3: With the guy from the Dave Matthews band, the saxophone
Speaker 3: player who passed away.
Speaker 2: He was didn't Slash, didn't Slash tell Stern this something similar?
Speaker 2: Was that who I'm thinking of? He still wears somebody
Speaker 2: like that? I think it's Slash wear sunglasses still because
Speaker 2: they still are, like decades later, they still get stage
Speaker 2: fright and they basically want to hide behind the sunglass that.
Speaker 2: Why do I feel like it was Slash? It doesn't
Speaker 2: matter it was somebody like it was Beetlejuice. Beat stills
Speaker 2: wear sunglasses because it gets nervous.
Speaker 1: I can't see.
Speaker 2: Poor beat stage.
Speaker 1: I can't see the dark beats talking.
Speaker 2: What really matters is this, Get that right?
Speaker 1: Brother? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Listen to the Holkster.
Speaker 1: Hey, what's your name? Sauce? That sauce, Yes, sir, on
Speaker 1: what date, on the state of what year do you
Speaker 1: think Selena the pop star was killed murdered by her
Speaker 1: fan club president.
Speaker 2: Ninety three.
Speaker 1: But else I'm gonna say ninety six.
Speaker 2: I'll go ninety seven.
Speaker 1: Then I believe it was my birth year ninety five.
Speaker 1: It was ninety five and now, but that's exactly right.
Speaker 1: Did you know she was only twenty three? I did,
Speaker 1: not twenty three years. Oh.
Speaker 2: She had a huge following, but not like mainstream US following, right, Like,
Speaker 2: I don't think most of us had heard her until
Speaker 2: she died, you know what I mean. Like she had
Speaker 2: a I think a giant Latin following, but she didn't
Speaker 2: have mainstream US.
Speaker 1: I don't know if Marne had the tattoo before she
Speaker 1: died or not, but I know Marne has a tattoo
Speaker 1: on her ribs of her Yeah. Selena, Yeah, yeah, the
Speaker 1: fan club lady killed her. Yeah. I just said that
Speaker 1: your Ganzo, the leader of the Selena fan club, would hawk. Well,
Speaker 1: she's dedicated. I'll tell you what. She's not my fans.
Speaker 1: I'm saying, she's definitely mean.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Paul, do you have a fan club, Yeah, my
Speaker 3: mom and.
Speaker 1: My dad and maybe Louis Peter, maybe Louis for now, yeah,
Speaker 1: and Louis.
Speaker 3: Louis loves me.
Speaker 1: We had a few more years with him and your family. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love that little boy. He's he loves you too, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love him too. Yeah.
Speaker 3: You also you love a lot of my family members though, No,
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Speaker 1: Good morning, Hi Marsie. Morning guys.
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Speaker 2: and then he's going to Barcelona. He's a world traveler.
Speaker 2: Are you going to the Australia opener football game?
Speaker 7: No, because the Eagles aren't playing, but if they were, yeah,
Speaker 7: then we probably would be going.
Speaker 1: She's bonus, you get there. My brother lives in Melbourne.
Speaker 7: We recognized the third time we went to visit him
Speaker 7: that we visited him every thirteen years and he comes
Speaker 7: here about every year and a half. I was like,
Speaker 7: we should probably try to even that out a little bit.
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Speaker 1: not happy about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah they are, really.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they play the opening game. Oh wow, it's Melbourne awesome.
Speaker 1: Were you just scaring a Susian personality? That's it? What?
Speaker 2: Why don't you understand what he's saying? What's a Susian personality.
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Speaker 1: Phil Amones chailing my inter Phil Martie. Yep, you need
Speaker 1: to straighten up, not physically.
Speaker 2: Light is a feather stiff as a.
Speaker 1: Board light does a feather? Remember that bit?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Why sound wakes off?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Whoa no?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: I mean I don't know what you did in the dark,
Speaker 1: but should be euphemisms? Well said, wasn't that the uh
Speaker 1: crap out? I'm sorry, I just wish you'd eat craft
Speaker 1: macarine cheese.
Speaker 2: I had some yesterday.
Speaker 1: Sleep.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I need a weight loss shot immediately. You honestly
Speaker 2: did have mac and cheese yesterday. Well, I made it
Speaker 2: for my lou dog, but I ate most of it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, one for you, for you, A couple of bites
Speaker 3: for you.
Speaker 2: You're like, this is how tax is working yet?
Speaker 1: Are you done yet? Are you done yet? Mix it
Speaker 1: with a little apple sauce, man, little mac and cheese and
Speaker 1: apple sauce together. Oh that sounds good, So good man,
Speaker 1: it's so good. Maybe for a baby. I never heard that.
Speaker 1: Slice up a hot dog. Mix it in there.
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