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Speaker 2: Funny things that you thinks funny aren't funny?

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Speaker 3: Do you have me Cox all the time?

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Speaker 4: show me what's your job?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I can see a lot of cocks on TV.

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Speaker 1: Allen Cox from me, Allen toxo.

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Speaker 1: Okay, one three kicks? Okay, damn put you one time,

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Speaker 1: Allen Cox.

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Speaker 7: Here we go, he'll add fine, it's the Allen Cox

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Speaker 1: As I was thinking of Jeff, he is our bureau chief.

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Speaker 1: I knew the town sounded faariliar when I was talking

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Speaker 1: Jeff is in Aiken, South Carolina. And wouldn't you know it?

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Speaker 1: Who could have ever seen this coming? It turns out

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Speaker 1: And of course these people are always always lying when

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Speaker 1: you're watching the live stream of the mascot for the

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Speaker 1: Seattle Kraken that was shooting some video with one of

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Speaker 1: the hockey players there in a river in Alaska and

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Speaker 1: a bear started charging at them. Well, that Kraken mascot

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Speaker 1: not the only human in an animal costume making news

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Speaker 1: down there in Florida. Right around Tampa, a guy in

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Speaker 1: a Smoky the Bear outfit at one of the parks.

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Speaker 1: Not just a guy walking around dresses Smoky the Bear.

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Speaker 1: He's there in an official capacity, performed a citizen's arrest,

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Speaker 1: and a guy who was stealing Smokey the Bear signs.

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Speaker 1: Of course he's dressed as a bear. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if that's considered a citizen's arrest an er sign arrest.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what the nomenclature would be there. Smokey

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Speaker 1: the Bear has always had a nose for trouble. In

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Speaker 1: this case, he also had a thumbs up.

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Speaker 8: Smokey is always around our four us and just let

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Speaker 8: you've got lucky today that he sold the bad guy.

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Speaker 1: I love this guy's name. Agriculture Commissioner Wilton Simpson sounds

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Speaker 1: perfectly cast. Yes, Uncle baby Billy, and got him in

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Speaker 1: cove from Pensacola to Panama City to Orlando, four hundred

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Speaker 1: was going to state parks finding Smoky the Bear signs

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Speaker 1: like this one and stealing them. What an idiot, What

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Speaker 1: He did call them an idiot, right sure? Taking the

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Speaker 1: You know, we've all seen these at parks where it's

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Speaker 1: got this old smoky sign says fire danger high today,

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Speaker 1: One hundred dollars apiece.

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Speaker 8: Meyer families. He's known throughout the United States who goes

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Speaker 1: By the way, is it Smoky Bear or Smoky the Bear?

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Speaker 1: and if he calls him Smokey Bear, because you hear

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Speaker 1: rob because I thought only I could prevent forest fires.

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Speaker 1: According to Smokey Maybe the Bear. He made it quite

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Speaker 1: and yes they dispatched Smokey to remind us that only

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Speaker 1: I'm really getting mixed messages here, bro really getting mixed messages.

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Speaker 1: I like where Smokey is giving the thumbs up, and

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Speaker 8: You're going to go and commit bronze in our forests,

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Speaker 8: you probably need to find a different place. Not only

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Speaker 1: This time, Smokey got his revenge. He's not throwing this

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Speaker 1: We're the most pro law enforcement state of the Union.

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Speaker 1: I'm Smoky Bears on the job. Also, criminal charges are

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Speaker 1: ahead for this sticky fingered smoky steeler Evan Axelbank Fox.

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Speaker 1: That sounds like a little freaky, a sticky fingered smoky steeler.

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Speaker 1: Not in my house. Did that guy say half hazard?

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Speaker 1: He sure did. Does he think the word is half hazard?

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Speaker 1: He also thinks the thing's name is Smokey Bear. Huh. Well,

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Speaker 1: the commissioner said, Smokey Bear. The reporter said half hazard.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, I thought it was the same guy. He

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Speaker 1: David Lee Roth of course, known far and wide to

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Speaker 1: what if Rob's father in law now has radioactive wasp

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Speaker 1: By the way, most people are telling me there's no

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Speaker 1: uh in Smoky Bear. Really, people are telling me that

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Speaker 1: I've always heard Smokey the Bear.

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Speaker 6: Smokey the Bear says only you can prevent forest fighters.

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Speaker 1: And my understanding was that the was his middle name

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Speaker 1: and it was short for Theodore. I thought it was

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Speaker 1: Smoky Theodore Bear. You know you could go, wouldn't that

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Speaker 1: be Smoky Theo Bear? All right? Smart guy or girl?

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Speaker 1: I thought it was Smoky the Bear. Wow, Yeah, me too.

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Speaker 1: Forever Rob, I mean imagine, I don't know what to

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Speaker 1: do with this info. I love that. Listen. I'm so

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Speaker 1: happy there were still learning things. You're never too old

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Speaker 1: say it does it makes sense? Sounds weird to say

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Speaker 1: because you're used to those forces. Smokey the Bear, Smokey Bear.

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Speaker 1: I don't think that that's right. A lot of people

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Speaker 1: have passive consensus on. Here, the Wikipedia page says, Smoky

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Speaker 1: Bear is an American campaign, an advertising icon, the longest

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Speaker 1: Why did both of us think that then? I mean,

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Speaker 1: I know it's Yogi Bear, I know it's McGruff the

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Speaker 1: crime Dog. I know it's woods Owl remember woodz Owl? No,

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Speaker 1: that was another the Forest Service, would you know, try

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Speaker 1: to get kids to woods Owl? You know, give a hoot?

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Speaker 1: I was thinking that was the Totsy Pop Don't Pollute. No,

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Speaker 1: that was the one with the mortar board and the tassel, right.

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Speaker 1: They wanted to make them look smarty. Does it take

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Speaker 1: They suck too?

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Speaker 3: Free?

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Speaker 1: forties Totsi Roll Pop, I didn't hate them a break.

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Speaker 6: pop has a place, all right.

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Speaker 1: I guess for every alpha you need a beta. And

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Speaker 1: Smoky Bear. Why did we think that it was Smoky

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Speaker 1: what I'm guessing happened here. But what else could it be?

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Speaker 1: There had to have been a time Smoky Bear. Smokey says,

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Speaker 1: only you can prevent forest fires? Right, you know what else?

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Speaker 1: Smokey says? Happy Chanoka.

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Speaker 1: Oh, the Alan Cox Show on one hundred point seven. Domms,

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Speaker 1: baby girl, you love me? Oh no, we broke them

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Speaker 1: and it's been a while since we last woke. But

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Speaker 10: There's something in my pants.

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Speaker 1: but you got be like a bit of a rest

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Speaker 1: And and I know you said you never.

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Speaker 11: Call the girl.

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Speaker 1: You ain't see my ball?

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Speaker 3: Balls, see my ball?

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Speaker 1: nine days rather in jail, six months a suspension suspension

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Speaker 1: He probably told them. He was smart, So he has

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Speaker 1: Would that hurt real bad? It would sting. I think

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Speaker 1: Royal The James Bond movie where Mad's Michelson is the

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Speaker 1: It's a crazy scene, man, Yeah, it's a scene every

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Speaker 1: Go real slow. Okay, real slow. I can't put my

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Speaker 14: It's never a good thing when guy or girl, if

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Speaker 14: I'm sore, and they don't give any any more directions

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Speaker 1: I've never had any context to say take it easy.

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Speaker 12: I'm sore.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm immediately I think, are you for hire? Like

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Speaker 15: I've said that to a guy after like we've hooked

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Speaker 3: It's just some.

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Speaker 12: Good for that?

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Speaker 1: I would listen to that band. Yeah, those deadbeat Summers.

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Speaker 5: Huh like it?

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Speaker 1: Mm hmm it's pretty good.

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Speaker 3: M Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Who do they sound like?

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Speaker 1: Nerf Herd, her No or a thousand other jokey bands.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Perry Gripp Sure, I love her? She

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Speaker 1: loves you who more than me? Who is one of

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Speaker 12: Hey? Mike, how are you doing?

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Speaker 13: Hey?

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Speaker 12: How are you doing?

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Speaker 1: Mike?

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Speaker 2: I have some questions for the comedian?

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Speaker 1: Which one?

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Speaker 16: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Anyone?

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Speaker 1: The girl?

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Speaker 17: I think?

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Speaker 18: All right?

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Speaker 1: I'm Mary all right.

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Speaker 2: I was wondering you don't make any money being a comedian.

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Speaker 1: You do, it's just not very much at all for

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Speaker 2: So how would you make some money?

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Speaker 19: Like?

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Speaker 2: You got to be in the business for like three years?

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Speaker 1: Uh, it's a lot longer than that. I've been doing

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Speaker 1: at seven. Bill's been doing it fifteen. It's a long

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 15: I mean there's different outlets that you can get. Yeah,

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Speaker 15: of those as short cuts don't generally work. It's about

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Speaker 1: Mike, were you starting from the premise that stand up

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Speaker 1: in last week?

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Speaker 2: I think, well, yeah, yeah, yeah, I did call him

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Speaker 1: Drinking and drink on stage. Yeah, oh that Mike, Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: I mean you know it's all right, yeah are you?

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Speaker 18: Mike?

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, Like I kind of threw away some of

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Speaker 1: Okay, because you you couldn't do it without taking the

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Speaker 1: at least not when you're starting out. I mean, you

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Speaker 1: I do, but I've made a very good living.

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Speaker 2: You guys, don't try to do anything else like right

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Speaker 1: Oh sure, we all we all three of us have

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Speaker 12: Well I do.

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Speaker 1: I never put it on my head, but you're always

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Speaker 2: That's right, I have a all right, all right, So

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Speaker 2: one more question, like, so, if you want to start

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Speaker 1: That, or yeah, open mics generally, bars, coffee shops, things

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Speaker 1: like that. If are you I just to the playhouse

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Speaker 1: please book this two thousand seat theater?

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Speaker 12: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then just go up there and be hilarious.

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Speaker 1: It's easy, Okay, thank you, all good luck, Mike, Thanks Mike.

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Speaker 1: All right, there you go. There's Mike who is uh

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Speaker 12: All right, No good for him.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no money in this My dad says that

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Speaker 15: What about George Lopez, Oh, you mean the guy who's

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Speaker 1: I've been stealing jokes? What about the jokes? What about

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Speaker 15: Who has a Vegas residency in TV shows, movies and.

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Speaker 1: Every other thing in the world. Speaking of drinking, I

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Speaker 13: Reason I.

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Speaker 1: Like that song, Yeah, that's good. A lot of people

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know what their money situated. Lists

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Speaker 1: writing a three million dollars the university. I thought that.

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Speaker 13: I thought Felicy Huffin was the fifteen grand they gave

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Speaker 13: like half a million dollars, did they?

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Speaker 16: Right?

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Speaker 1: It's hard to keep it straight.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, I mean at half a million dollars, why not

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Speaker 20: You know?

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Speaker 1: Why not make the poundcake?

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Speaker 18: What was it?

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Speaker 1: The arena at Akron University, the Cody A. Brown a

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Speaker 14: Like when you drive into Akron, Like if you're going

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Speaker 1: Don't they have classes? Don't they have E. J. Thomas Hall?

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Speaker 1: Isn't that a thing down there? Performing arts theory? You

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Speaker 1: More of a perform right, So get your name on

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Speaker 1: the Performing Arts Hall. I don't get. I would get

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Speaker 1: the School of Communication. I don't know who, Please, it

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Speaker 13: Communication Cody's you would not get.

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Speaker 1: Anything out of school of communication. About five hundred thousand

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Speaker 1: we're talking about money here. We're not like the Morebury guy. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: even know who E. J. Thomas is, but his name's

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Speaker 12: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: But these dumble kids that had rich parents, they got in.

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Speaker 1: So give me my building. I keep it.

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Speaker 15: Every time he says that, I think of a Zoolander

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Speaker 15: when he's like the Derek Zulander Center for kids who

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Speaker 1: Well, there you go, the Cody A. Brown Sports Arena

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Speaker 1: University Big. I would go into step further if I

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Speaker 14: Yeah he's gonna love you. I just want to go

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Speaker 14: it just seems like you're puking into the fountain, puking

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Speaker 14: up money, puke for the stars, puking up money. But yeah, no,

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Speaker 14: I just want my name on a big skyscraper in

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Speaker 14: big blue letters. And then when people get real close,

441
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Speaker 14: they'll just see my face like this and they'll know that,

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Speaker 14: you know, I had it popping near what happened.

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Speaker 1: And then two years later the school's out of business.

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Speaker 1: You know, the skyscrapers and acron There are.

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Speaker 14: The skyscrapers and acrons. Sky scraper class on the seventh

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Speaker 14: floor of the imposition.

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Speaker 1: See seventh floor is a skyscraper.

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Speaker 13: So are scraping the sky right now? On the fourth floor.

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Speaker 13: There's a very low sky, and Acron might be it

450
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Speaker 13: is very low. The glass ceilings are very high. The

451
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Speaker 13: sky is very low. You don't want to go up

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Speaker 13: too high worst.

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Speaker 1: I mean, listen, technically, the sky starts when the ground

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Speaker 1: stops right in the sky. I mean, I'm you know,

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Speaker 1: the air on between what do you think sky is

456
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Speaker 1: made of clouds? There's air, So where does sky start?

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Speaker 1: I mean, if you starts above the clouds, if you're

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Speaker 1: if you jump from a standing position right, You're in

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Speaker 1: the sky. Now it's a visual thing I think is there.

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Speaker 1: I don't think there's a is there a minimum altitude

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Speaker 1: for I mean.

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Speaker 15: I think there has to be a minimum altitude to

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Speaker 15: to for non pilot sky to be scott to be

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Speaker 15: considered in the sky.

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Speaker 1: The star Air is not sky. Sky is like the atmosphere.

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Speaker 1: The sky is above the air. Where does air end

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Speaker 1: in sky beget like the sphere of the tropist sphere.

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Speaker 1: Let's make this simpler.

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Speaker 13: What how many floors do does there have to be

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Speaker 13: before you're in the sky before it is a skyscrape?

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Speaker 1: Twenty twenty say what's the tallest built? The key Bank

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Speaker 1: Tower is the tallest Buildingio, not in Ohio and Ohio

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Speaker 1: I think it is looking up twenty story how tall

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Speaker 1: is no more than it's like forty something because when

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Speaker 1: I went to when I went to the Tower City,

476
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Speaker 1: we went up to like the.

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Speaker 15: Every time we have Google googleble, I leave my phone

478
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Speaker 15: in the office and I don't compure.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, I'll make a donation to Cleveland that it'd

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Speaker 1: be called Cody key Banks creator. The ky Tower is

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Speaker 1: the tallest building in Ohio. I told you that. Why

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Speaker 1: did everybody question me you did no, I did, I

483
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Speaker 1: questioned you. I was build on my team. That skepticism

484
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Speaker 1: was coming out of my miss sky is up there

485
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Speaker 1: and air is down here? Gee, why wouldn't I question?

486
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Speaker 1: Fifty seven floors at Key to Wow, the one two

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Speaker 1: hundred and fifty two feet makes it a skyscraper? How

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Speaker 1: many floors is that? What's the floor to feet ratio?

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Speaker 1: The Key Tower is the tallest building between Philadelphia and Chicago.

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Speaker 1: Look at that, I thought building?

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Speaker 12: Is that tall?

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Speaker 1: Terminal tower number two and between? All right, two hundred

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Speaker 1: and fifty two feet? It's not that big? Is thirty

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Speaker 1: nine floors? About? So forty? I said fifty? Someone said

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Speaker 1: a high rise building? A high rise is twelve to

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Speaker 1: thirty nine. So anything over thirty so forty floors enough,

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Speaker 1: Anything over forty floors is a skyscraper. Okay, So my

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Speaker 1: guess was selo is skyscraper? That state? I mean, it's

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Speaker 1: really tall, but it's where we're going by definition.

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Speaker 15: Here's kind of sky definition sown huh? How many feet

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Speaker 15: per four? If we can do this math, then that

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Speaker 15: would be where the sky starts. Understood, if the sky

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Speaker 15: starts at forty floors, I.

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Speaker 1: See where you're going. Two hundred and sixty two. I

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Speaker 1: don't know through that sixty two times forty No, no,

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Speaker 1: two hundred and sixty two divided by forty ten feet.

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Speaker 1: The height of a story is feet four hundred feet? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: is it?

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Speaker 15: That's it. That's where the sky starts. I guess yeah,

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Speaker 15: according to skyscrapers. But for my for my argument, there

511
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Speaker 15: is a difference between air and sky. For air sky

512
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Speaker 15: a sky round air sky.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but there might be different definitions between from architectural

514
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Speaker 1: definitions what these are and the definitions for climatologists.

515
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Speaker 13: Or now, where does the sky start? We should have

516
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Speaker 13: started there. There's ice of bars and mill of bars,

517
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Speaker 13: and yeah.

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Speaker 1: Skys start. That's a good one. Is anybody in this field?

519
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:09,720
Speaker 1: Anybody call it snow? All right?

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Speaker 13: Here we go where naked scientist dot com? It begins

521
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Speaker 13: at your feet and extends about three hundred miles up.

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Speaker 15: As on a climatologist naked scientists point of view, From

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Speaker 15: an architectural point of view, I am correct.

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Speaker 1: We can both be right, but I'm going with an

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Speaker 1: orientis not the engineer. I'm right, I'm right.

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Speaker 13: I'm going to go with what Mary says because that

527
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Speaker 13: means Poundcake's less right. I don't let him think in

528
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Speaker 13: the seventh floor building is a skyscraper. That's an apartment

529
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Speaker 13: saw glass and you stand up there like wow, I'm

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Speaker 13: king of the world.

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Speaker 1: That class up there. It was really cool. So what

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Speaker 1: you we both can't be right, Allen. The sky is

533
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Speaker 1: an extension of the Earth's atmosphere, which starts at the ground.

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Speaker 12: Okay, slow clap beach.

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Speaker 15: You're not in the sky on the ground. Otherwise cars

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Speaker 15: would be airplanes. That you're only right, I call cars

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Speaker 15: ground planes cars?

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Speaker 1: Is that why it's called the car port? Good size? Nice?

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Speaker 1: This is the high da man. That's what I'm saying,

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Speaker 1: is that this is the ground. Can't be the sky.

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Speaker 1: It's not the same. No, the ground isn't the ground.

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Speaker 1: But as soon as the ground ends, the sky begins.

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Speaker 1: So one millimeter off the ground is the sky. Yes,

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Speaker 1: so ants can fly. No, this has nothing to do

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Speaker 1: with being able to fly. They're in the sky, but

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Speaker 1: they're on the ground. But they can jump.

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Speaker 13: They can jump into into the sky. You can jump

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Speaker 13: into the sky. I can jump into the sky. It

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Speaker 13: doesn't mean we're flying. We are for momentary, momentarily flying.

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Speaker 1: What means.

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Speaker 12: Airborne.

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Speaker 15: I love running because for a moment you're flying, you're

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Speaker 15: off the ground or whatever.

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Speaker 1: They're all over. But that's a great way to think

555
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Speaker 1: of it. Anytime you jump, you're temporarily flying. You're flying

556
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Speaker 1: because you're a Yes, you've acquired the ability to fly.

557
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Speaker 1: The Allen Cocks on one point seven w mmas you

558
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Speaker 1: know that part of your brain that regulates good decision making.

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Speaker 5: Thanks for turning that one off and turning on the

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Speaker 5: Alan Cox Show.

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Speaker 1: Sorry about all the cock, Sorry about all the cocks.

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Speaker 3: W mms.

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Speaker 1: The bees, I don't mean the apple bee's. I mean

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Speaker 1: the bees that are out there and.

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Speaker 9: Be their.

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Speaker 3: Job.

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Speaker 1: Bees.

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Speaker 5: P peace.

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Speaker 1: Right on the American Canadian border, this is the Pacific Northwest.

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Speaker 1: There was a giant semi truck that crashed and a

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Speaker 1: massive and it was carrying bees. No do you see

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Speaker 1: any of this footage. No, this was last week, I

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Speaker 1: believe fourteen million bees the original acount they said two

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Speaker 1: hundred and fifty million bees. Fourteen million bees were being

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Speaker 1: carried and the commercial truck carrying about seventy thousand pounds

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Speaker 1: of honeybee hives lost part of its load and the

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Speaker 1: guy driving the truck had to be driving with a

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Speaker 1: bee keeping suit in tow and they had to get

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Speaker 1: This is Wockham County, Washington. They had to get the

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Speaker 1: Sheriff's department out there. It's not like you can just

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Speaker 1: go and hand scoop fourteen million bees out of the air.

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Speaker 1: Truck overturned about four in the morning in a rural

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Speaker 1: area and all of the bees were lost. Hundreds of

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Speaker 1: hives crushed leaning on each other, and a guy explains here,

585
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Speaker 1: a bee keeper explains how you save the bees. So

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Speaker 1: we're literally.

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Speaker 21: Grabbing a bee box and they're grabbing the frames that

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Speaker 21: contain the honey, the bees and the brood, putting them

589
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Speaker 21: back in the box and restacking them on pallets.

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Speaker 1: To hopefully have some survival rate, you know, work with

591
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Speaker 1: here now.

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Speaker 21: But there's so many hives over there that most of

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Speaker 21: them are collapsed with the frames of honey and brood

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Speaker 21: already out, So then we're having to quick those back

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Speaker 21: in the boxes. Yeah, and there's a millions of bees

596
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Speaker 21: over there right now.

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Speaker 1: You know, you hear a lot of things about unsustainable systems.

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Speaker 1: Right People who are vegan are constantly imploring people stop

599
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Speaker 1: eating meat because the way that meat is processed in

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Speaker 1: this country is not sustainable, right, Well, it's a lot

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Speaker 1: of things with the bees too. This is like a

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Speaker 1: big people go, why are they carrying bees? Because you

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Speaker 1: have to import bees. That's the weird thing, right, coming

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Speaker 1: from the Pacific Northwest. It was headed down to California,

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Speaker 1: I think. But if this one wasn't, there are plenty

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Speaker 1: of other trucks that are. So these trucks take these

607
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Speaker 1: bees to other cities that need bees, like almonds, right,

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Speaker 1: they have to they take them to California to pollinate

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Speaker 1: for almonds, which if you know anything about almonds, they

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Speaker 1: take they use a ton of water that they don't

611
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Speaker 1: really have there in California, and so it ends up

612
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Speaker 1: being like a loss for the farmers, and then insurance

613
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Speaker 1: companies get involved, and so then the farmers in California

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Speaker 1: that we're going to get these bees, they need to

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Speaker 1: find bees or they don't get their crops pollinated. And

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Speaker 1: then the bees and then the bee farmers, right, they

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Speaker 1: need to replace the bees that they sent and they lost.

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Speaker 1: So then you have these communities that were you have

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Speaker 1: a bunch of stressed out honeybees that have nowhere to go. Right,

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Speaker 1: So over the past ten years or so, all of

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Speaker 1: these horror stories about the collapse of the ecology and

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Speaker 1: all that and climate change or whatever. Bees have been

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Speaker 1: very much at the forefront of that. They've been like, hey, FYI,

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Speaker 1: if the bees all go, we all die, yeah, and

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Speaker 1: which is oversimplification, but not by much, not really by much.

626
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Speaker 1: So what it comes down to is you have this

627
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Speaker 1: weird system where all of this the way that a

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Speaker 1: lot of farming, which is unsustainable, they got to import

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Speaker 1: bees because a lot of you know, it's like they

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Speaker 1: grow alfalfa in the Arizona Desert right. That takes a

631
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Speaker 1: lot of water too, because there's a lot of farms

632
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Speaker 1: around the country that are foreign owned, and so they

633
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Speaker 1: ship the produce back home. So they don't care about

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Speaker 1: the effects of water heavy crops here because it's all

635
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Speaker 1: going overseas. Very very strange. So they ran this bee

636
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Speaker 1: story as like a kicker story, almost unlike the local news.

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Speaker 1: If you saw add a truck crash, well fork to

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Speaker 1: you million bees and I'm sitting there watching it like

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Speaker 1: I'm pucker you know, my bee hole's puckering watching this thing,

640
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Speaker 1: like okay, well, but that guy seemed almost uh, you know,

641
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Speaker 1: he was very very calm about it, guying the bee. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: well we just grab as muddy as we can and

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Speaker 1: stack them back up.

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Speaker 6: Well, they're all going to hang by the queen, right,

645
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Speaker 6: So that's that's got to be the whole plan. I

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Speaker 6: would assume it's gonna let him come back, because they're

647
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Speaker 6: not going to like go far from that area, would they.

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Speaker 1: No, That's what I'm saying, Like, you got all these

649
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Speaker 1: honey bees, We've got nowhere to go, and so they're

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Speaker 1: just I don't know how they clean that up.

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Speaker 6: Well, I mean there's there. You see all the hives

652
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Speaker 6: all the time at farms and stuff. You would have

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Speaker 6: to assume they can probably get something like that. Some

654
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Speaker 6: rigs set up quick, I hope. So I assume those

655
00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:04,319
Speaker 6: people know those people, Yes, people who have their own hives. Oh, yes,

656
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:07,000
Speaker 6: be keeping Americans.

657
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:11,800
Speaker 1: Some of those Canadian bees down here. Yeah, sound like Canadians.

658
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:15,919
Speaker 1: Different buzzp syrup rather than honey, much more friendly buzz.

659
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:34,560
Speaker 1: It's a whole thing. Oh, the terrible, terrible work of

660
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:37,520
Speaker 1: Nicholas Cage there with the you know, he's so good

661
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:40,000
Speaker 1: in so many other things and just so utterly terrible.

662
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:43,000
Speaker 1: Of course, how do you act with cgi bes that

663
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:46,440
Speaker 1: can't be easy that rebooted The wicker Man that he

664
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:51,120
Speaker 1: had the misfortune to star in. Hey, speaking of bees,

665
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:54,800
Speaker 1: how about the bee G's? Would you go see? Because

666
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:59,720
Speaker 1: I got this press release this morning about a beg

667
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:04,799
Speaker 1: tribute band. They're called Staying Alive. They're gonna play MGM

668
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:11,279
Speaker 1: Northfield Park in October, like the week before Halloween, and

669
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:13,320
Speaker 1: I got the press release to go. Hey, if anybody

670
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:15,920
Speaker 1: wants to know, these tickets go on and sale this Friday.

671
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:18,440
Speaker 1: Stay in a lot. Now, I'm not familiar with them

672
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:22,120
Speaker 1: at all, but they are obviously a tribute to the Beg's.

673
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:25,719
Speaker 1: But the Beg's had a big, long catalog. You know,

674
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:28,000
Speaker 1: he started as a folk band. He had a big

675
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:31,040
Speaker 1: long catalog before disco hit, right, and then they became

676
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:33,520
Speaker 1: the face of that. So I'm wondering if the tribute band,

677
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:39,640
Speaker 1: you can't just do the disco stuff because that's not

678
00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:43,200
Speaker 1: represented their entire catalog. We only do seventies Begs like

679
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:47,359
Speaker 1: eighties Joel, Yeah, I mean they got to do New

680
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:51,239
Speaker 1: York Mining Disaster nineteen forty two, or what right they

681
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:53,279
Speaker 1: got to do Nights on Broadway? They got to do

682
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:56,560
Speaker 1: I mean, everybody thinks jive talking was part of the

683
00:37:56,600 --> 00:38:00,919
Speaker 1: whole disco thing or the whole Saturday night jo I'm

684
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:04,200
Speaker 1: talking like pre dated. That's how they got on everybody's

685
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:08,640
Speaker 1: radar with the UH with the disco stuff. That kind

686
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:11,000
Speaker 1: of ushered that in though, like that's sound. People will

687
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,680
Speaker 1: always associate with it because that sort of is what

688
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:19,840
Speaker 1: got everybody going. Yeah, would you You probably wouldn't go

689
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:24,759
Speaker 1: see a You probably wouldn't go see a Beg's tribute band.

690
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:26,719
Speaker 1: I would. I would want I would want to see

691
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:30,239
Speaker 1: the set list, Like if they're literally just doing all

692
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:32,600
Speaker 1: of the disco stuff. No, I would not go. I see,

693
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:34,279
Speaker 1: but I do. I agree with you. I think they're

694
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:36,719
Speaker 1: a very talented band, and I probably if I were

695
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:39,919
Speaker 1: free and needed something to do, I would go Love

696
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:42,759
Speaker 1: the Beg's a documentary fe years ago on HBO, I

697
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:46,960
Speaker 1: was trends Fixed, Allan. You were talking about the Beg's

698
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:49,600
Speaker 1: tribute band and you wish they were doing metal covers.

699
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:53,759
Speaker 1: There is a band that does that. They're called Tragedy,

700
00:38:54,440 --> 00:39:07,480
Speaker 1: the All Metal Tribute. Of course they're now see you

701
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:09,640
Speaker 1: know that's wink wink wink, like I got it's a

702
00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:13,000
Speaker 1: novelty thing. I wouldn't want two hours of that ill

703
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:16,920
Speaker 1: laias a it's a novelty. Something tells me they're not

704
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:22,160
Speaker 1: going two hours dude. Well I don't know sure, but yeah,

705
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:23,279
Speaker 1: that's a touring band.

706
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:28,520
Speaker 10: Good for them. Thanks for the heads up, Allan. I

707
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:33,279
Speaker 10: finally caught your metal show on Saturday. I'm looking real

708
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:36,920
Speaker 10: cool in my wife's minivan. Uh, you know, listening to

709
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:41,879
Speaker 10: Dirty Deed's Done Dirt Cheap. Anyways, I'm wondering if maybe

710
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:45,120
Speaker 10: you would play my new metal band. No, it's not

711
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:50,080
Speaker 10: what you're thinking. It's g n U metal. We only

712
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:55,600
Speaker 10: sing songs about the mighty Wildebeest. I would greatly appreciate that.

713
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:57,960
Speaker 1: Listen. We got another episode of two Hours at midnight

714
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,759
Speaker 1: this Saturday. I'm not above on on some new You

715
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:03,279
Speaker 1: ever heard a new? You ever heard a wildebeast? A

716
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:09,560
Speaker 1: canw hairy ganum? That's what it sounds like. So I'm

717
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:13,640
Speaker 1: gonna play that guy's new band on Saturday night. I

718
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,680
Speaker 1: mean what it lacks and lyrics.

719
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:21,759
Speaker 3: To probably make up the lyric?

720
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:24,399
Speaker 22: Yeah?

721
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:28,399
Speaker 1: Or is that a camel the camel the camel? Yeah,

722
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:36,240
Speaker 1: you can do what you went with him? A Koala

723
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:44,839
Speaker 1: metal that's good too. That's a mating call right there. Yes,

724
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:47,480
Speaker 1: what does a koala know that we don't? I always

725
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:50,800
Speaker 1: assumed they were so cute. Sound the sounds like corpse grinder. No,

726
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:53,240
Speaker 1: you're thinking of how they look, but how they sound

727
00:40:53,600 --> 00:41:02,040
Speaker 1: is just downright disgraceful. Yeah, scre You know Pete Diddy

728
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:05,200
Speaker 1: did Godzilla. No, he didn't do the song Godzilla. No,

729
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:09,320
Speaker 1: he did that terrible led Zeppelin thing with Jimmy Page

730
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:13,440
Speaker 1: for the nineties Godzilla movie. Unless you're just being cheeky

731
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:18,760
Speaker 1: speaking of things that didn't need to happen pe Diddy

732
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:22,920
Speaker 1: and Jimmy Page, Yeah, is that at all? Because obviously

733
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 1: it's just a guy, you know, trying to stay relevant

734
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:27,800
Speaker 1: with the person of the moment and then the nineties

735
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:31,680
Speaker 1: zero is Diddy? Does that at all? Is that a

736
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:33,680
Speaker 1: blemish on Jimmy Page's record?

737
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:33,880
Speaker 4: No?

738
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:36,000
Speaker 1: Or is it just just an artist, right collaborating with

739
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:36,640
Speaker 1: other artists.

740
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:38,640
Speaker 6: I mean, if that were the case, I'd hold Robert

741
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:41,160
Speaker 6: Plant in lower regard for the honey Drippers.

742
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:43,239
Speaker 1: So oh, you didn't like the honey Drippers? I mean,

743
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:46,840
Speaker 1: come on, okay, no, no, when coming off of led Zeppelin,

744
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:50,920
Speaker 1: his wings all right, Yeah, I know what he was doing.

745
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:53,719
Speaker 1: He's doing bluegrass now or whatever, which is but again

746
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:56,640
Speaker 1: that that's sort of like his voice has changed so

747
00:41:56,719 --> 00:41:58,400
Speaker 1: much he can't sing the zeptunes.

748
00:41:58,440 --> 00:41:59,960
Speaker 6: He said he was never going to play without John

749
00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:03,359
Speaker 6: gotcha right? So yeah, I mean like when I saw him,

750
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:06,640
Speaker 6: he did versions of all the Zeppelin songs, but they

751
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:08,239
Speaker 6: were the way that he could sing him.

752
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:12,000
Speaker 1: Now, Alan, Eric Blum, and Buck Dharma are the only

753
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:14,719
Speaker 1: original Bloyster Cult members. I'm in Atlantic City about a

754
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:18,960
Speaker 1: year ago. Wasn't flashy, but a great performance. All right,

755
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:23,040
Speaker 1: that's all you want, That is all you want. Alan.

756
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:25,920
Speaker 1: I took my son to see Metallica in Charlotte on Saturday,

757
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:29,480
Speaker 1: and during Pantera, some boomer asked me to sit down

758
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:32,400
Speaker 1: so he could see. I just looked at him and

759
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:36,759
Speaker 1: kept standing, wtf this person I was talking about. We

760
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:39,080
Speaker 1: went to see Eddie Money years ago in Pittsburgh and

761
00:42:39,239 --> 00:42:42,440
Speaker 1: I was doing an appearance at Seven Springs Ski Resort

762
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:44,799
Speaker 1: and Eddie Money was in the show Place room that night,

763
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:46,880
Speaker 1: and a couple of friends and I went in. We

764
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:49,040
Speaker 1: had a couple of pops, of course, but still excited

765
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:51,920
Speaker 1: to see Eddie Money in a venue like that, and

766
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:54,560
Speaker 1: we didn't realize we turned around we were the only

767
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:57,239
Speaker 1: ones standing. We're in like second and third row, and

768
00:42:57,480 --> 00:43:00,239
Speaker 1: everyone behind us was pissed because we were standing down

769
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:05,560
Speaker 1: in front. Hey, listen, you gotta think though. I always

770
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:09,840
Speaker 1: think of it in terms of your audience age is

771
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:13,480
Speaker 1: with you, and it seems counterintuitive. Listen, people who go

772
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:16,960
Speaker 1: to a pan Terra show, they're not necessarily they're not

773
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:17,399
Speaker 1: in the pit.

774
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 8: Right.

775
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,200
Speaker 1: There are people who got into Pantera when they were

776
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:23,640
Speaker 1: in high school and so they're in their mid fifties

777
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:26,319
Speaker 1: now and a lot of them got bad knees. They

778
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:28,000
Speaker 1: still want to see the band, but no one's going

779
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:31,160
Speaker 1: to be sitting in a pan Terra show. This guy

780
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:35,160
Speaker 1: was apparently this guy was he wanted to sit down

781
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:40,560
Speaker 1: and watch Pantera. Well, or he was. It was strategic

782
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:44,399
Speaker 1: because Pantera was opening for Metallica, and he's like, I'll

783
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:47,360
Speaker 1: sit during Pantera so I can stand and pump my

784
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:50,880
Speaker 1: fist and kick my foot for Metallica, which is ultimately

785
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:54,600
Speaker 1: why I'm here pacing himself. I say, yes, that's good thought.

786
00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:58,360
Speaker 1: I'm giving that guy the benefit of the doubt. Obviously,

787
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:01,160
Speaker 1: if you're there with your kid, right, you want to

788
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:04,520
Speaker 1: give them the full experience. You want to go full

789
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 1: till boogie the whole show. But there's gonna be somebody

790
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:12,839
Speaker 1: behind you who's gonna go sit down. I guess it's

791
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:15,560
Speaker 1: the I guess it's the being crusty about other people

792
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:18,200
Speaker 1: standing that I would take issue with, Like this person.

793
00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:20,680
Speaker 1: I'm sure you know if somebody's giving you a hard

794
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:24,479
Speaker 1: time for standing up, you'd be like, bro, you can sit,

795
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:27,120
Speaker 1: but I'm not gonna what am I supposed to do

796
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 1: to me. That's no different than when you're everyone's standing

797
00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:31,759
Speaker 1: at a show and the guy in front of me

798
00:44:32,239 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 1: is six seven My god, damn it. Inevitably, I'm not short,

799
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:39,520
Speaker 1: but I'm not tall. I'm like five eleven, right, I'm

800
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:41,960
Speaker 1: not some short king. But when you got a really

801
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:44,200
Speaker 1: tall dude in front of you're like, oh, come on man.

802
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:49,319
Speaker 1: We went and saw the Charlie Daniels band in a small,

803
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:52,880
Speaker 1: little idy bit venue just because something to do. They

804
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:53,600
Speaker 1: were in our town.

805
00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:56,320
Speaker 6: See, when I was in Rhode Island, the guy in

806
00:44:56,400 --> 00:45:00,120
Speaker 6: front of me had on the world's largest fedora you

807
00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:01,720
Speaker 6: ever could possibly imagine.

808
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:06,960
Speaker 1: Charlie. Charlie Daniels show again should have been a cowboy hat.

809
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,760
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have had maybe as much of a problem.

810
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:12,680
Speaker 1: But this gigantic abe Lincoln sized fedora, well that's like

811
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:15,560
Speaker 1: a stove. No, I know, yeah, but it was directly

812
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:17,640
Speaker 1: in front of me, and I'm like, and I'm like,

813
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:21,520
Speaker 1: come on, just take the hat, Dora Fedora. Yeah huge,

814
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:24,840
Speaker 1: I don't know. That wasn't for the show. That's a

815
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:27,480
Speaker 1: guy who that's the guy who is wearing that's his thing.

816
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:32,040
Speaker 1: It's fordorable, right, Okay, yeah sir, that is so.

817
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:34,360
Speaker 6: I was just like, I kept kind of going around,

818
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaker 6: and as I kept drinking beer, I was getting louder

819
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:40,160
Speaker 6: and I was like, dude, is the hat necessary?

820
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:42,960
Speaker 1: And he kept it on. He never even turned He said,

821
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:43,880
Speaker 1: is the hat necessary?

822
00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:44,239
Speaker 12: Yeah?

823
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:48,239
Speaker 1: Wow, you never even turned around. Yeah, ignored me. Huh.

824
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:51,400
Speaker 1: It was fine. I mean it's Charlie Daniels. Not like

825
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:55,080
Speaker 1: I missed a loss. I understand. I wish I looked

826
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:57,080
Speaker 1: good in hats. You know, there are some people who

827
00:45:57,160 --> 00:45:58,839
Speaker 1: look good in a lot of times its bald guy's

828
00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:01,480
Speaker 1: putting hats on. I mean bass, I mean like hats,

829
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:05,000
Speaker 1: some guys look good in them. Oh I look like

830
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:07,560
Speaker 1: a douchebag anything other than a ball cap. This is

831
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:09,359
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. And I don't wear that many ball caps.

832
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:11,560
Speaker 1: But if I'm gonna wear something, it's gonna be a

833
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:15,480
Speaker 1: ball cap. But I was in this Haaberdasher. I was

834
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:18,080
Speaker 1: in this store in Toronto years ago and they had

835
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:21,120
Speaker 1: a rack of hats. I go home it hair reshort.

836
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:22,600
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, you know, WAN look like a

837
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:24,960
Speaker 1: crazy person. I was like, I wonder if I could

838
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,759
Speaker 1: pull off a hat. Nope, And I don't know what

839
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:31,360
Speaker 1: it is. Maybe I could, but I'm just so not

840
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:33,440
Speaker 1: used to seeing myself like that. I would have been

841
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:35,560
Speaker 1: too self conscious. But some people you just put a

842
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:38,359
Speaker 1: hat on them and it goes ding and you're like, man,

843
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,440
Speaker 1: you were rocking that chapeau.

844
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:42,959
Speaker 6: That was my grandfather moa me. He coudn't have worn

845
00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:45,279
Speaker 6: any hat and looked great at it. I look like

846
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:47,080
Speaker 6: a dope. At one point, I was like, I wonder

847
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:48,960
Speaker 6: if I should get one of those like Cabby hats,

848
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:51,319
Speaker 6: you know, like cab driver anywhere forward you can wear.

849
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:57,680
Speaker 1: Camo shanter right, yeah, lumpy newsboy cap. I looked like

850
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:01,520
Speaker 1: such a dumb ass. I didn't ever even bought it,

851
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:02,839
Speaker 1: like I tried it out. I'm like, what do you think?

852
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:05,279
Speaker 1: And even my wife was like, I think you look

853
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:07,640
Speaker 1: better at a ball cap. So I'm like, yeah, okay,

854
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:08,680
Speaker 1: good answer.

855
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:09,600
Speaker 20: Yeah.

856
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:15,040
Speaker 1: Actually, somebody says that they usually sit because they're six

857
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:18,480
Speaker 1: six and they have very broad shoulders. Oh well, thank

858
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:22,520
Speaker 1: you so much for sitting. That's just yeah, oh good

859
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:28,000
Speaker 1: right now, listen, I'm sure that people sitting behind you

860
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:34,600
Speaker 1: or thank you for your sacrifice. But yeah, if you're

861
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:39,200
Speaker 1: standing at a show. So I always like at a show,

862
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:42,799
Speaker 1: I always buy my tickets a couple of rows off

863
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:45,640
Speaker 1: the floor. I want to see the whole thing, you know,

864
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:50,359
Speaker 1: if we're not up in a box Rob MMS Presents show,

865
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:53,440
Speaker 1: which is usually the only way I go to concerts

866
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:57,000
Speaker 1: sound and if I don't have box seats or i know,

867
00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:59,600
Speaker 1: sweet tickets, I'm like, do I really want to do this?

868
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 1: That's how you anyone who let's say you're imagining a

869
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:04,920
Speaker 1: situation where like I'd love to get Rob out of

870
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:07,960
Speaker 1: the house and really have him be part of our organization.

871
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:11,920
Speaker 1: This is what it is. Yeah, he only comes out

872
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:17,880
Speaker 1: of the house for special occasions and under very opulent

873
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:20,320
Speaker 1: circumstance and over at the Rocket Arena.

874
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:23,040
Speaker 6: I just usually when I get my specific suite, I

875
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:27,120
Speaker 6: will call and I'll say Hi, it's Rob the usual place,

876
00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:29,600
Speaker 6: and they know they know what wine, they know what

877
00:48:29,719 --> 00:48:31,880
Speaker 6: cavi are, they know what crackers, they know everything and

878
00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:34,320
Speaker 6: what to have because you can't order this stuff that

879
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:36,520
Speaker 6: I appreciate and like off of their menu.

880
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:39,120
Speaker 1: I mean, first off, just think of how many Robs

881
00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:41,680
Speaker 1: there are, and they already know who it is. Yeah,

882
00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:43,520
Speaker 1: when he goes, hey, it's Rob. Before he even gets

883
00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:45,080
Speaker 1: to the writer, they know who it is.

884
00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:46,960
Speaker 6: Oh don't They don't need the writer and they know

885
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:50,359
Speaker 6: they know it's And I'm not as picky because it's

886
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:51,920
Speaker 6: now they they have to go out and do special

887
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,080
Speaker 6: shopping for me because they don't have that stuff on

888
00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:56,320
Speaker 6: their menus, you know what I mean, Like you go,

889
00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:58,800
Speaker 6: you can get all kinds of stuff like picky foods

890
00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:01,040
Speaker 6: and good things for your sweet, but the things I

891
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:02,799
Speaker 6: require just aren't there.

892
00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:05,360
Speaker 1: So they do special things for me and it's appreciated.

893
00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:08,000
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't want to pull the curtain back

894
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,560
Speaker 1: too far, but part of that truck that overturned, that

895
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:13,239
Speaker 1: was part of Rob's honey, that was the honey that

896
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:17,120
Speaker 1: was being imported for the last show that we went to.

897
00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:20,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, and I show and sometimes I don't even use it.

898
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:21,600
Speaker 6: I just like to know it's there.

899
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:24,840
Speaker 1: You know the honey, and I do only like my

900
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:28,799
Speaker 1: honey from Northwestern bees or Canadian bees.

901
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:29,480
Speaker 12: Yeah, that's it.

902
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:33,759
Speaker 1: There's a noticeable difference in taste. Listen when we were

903
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:35,799
Speaker 1: at that Disturbed show. And not to put too fun

904
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:38,560
Speaker 1: a point on it, it might sound silly and ridiculous

905
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:40,720
Speaker 1: for Rob to describe these things, but he is also

906
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:44,680
Speaker 1: nothing if not generous. Yeah, with his time and his resources.

907
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:47,960
Speaker 1: So we had all those. We had a box with listeners.

908
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:50,200
Speaker 1: You go with the show thing with me and Rob

909
00:49:50,239 --> 00:49:54,319
Speaker 1: are Disturbed a few weeks back and everybody's in there.

910
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:58,480
Speaker 1: Rob's very very generous with his with his jams, with

911
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:03,040
Speaker 1: his crackers, he's very generous with his meats and cheeses. Yes,

912
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:05,200
Speaker 1: And I mean the listeners could not have been. They

913
00:50:05,239 --> 00:50:09,640
Speaker 1: were like, wow, I've never been to a show with

914
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:13,040
Speaker 1: so much charcutery. Can you just get us a hot dog?

915
00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:13,520
Speaker 1: And I'm like that.

916
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:17,359
Speaker 6: If you'd like a hot dog, Yeah, you can leave

917
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:19,600
Speaker 6: this week, have a hot dog and come back.

918
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:22,640
Speaker 1: He goes, I'd have to order it from an exotic

919
00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:26,000
Speaker 1: meats shop. Yeah, and that probably wouldn't be very it

920
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:27,399
Speaker 1: wouldn't be a good use of our time.

921
00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:29,080
Speaker 10: Yeah.

922
00:50:29,239 --> 00:50:31,960
Speaker 1: So now the people who enjoyed it, they enjoyed it

923
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:35,120
Speaker 1: a lot, they really did. They walked away not just

924
00:50:35,239 --> 00:50:38,040
Speaker 1: smelling of beer, but also of apricot jam. That's right,

925
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:40,080
Speaker 1: and that's not a bad way to spend a night.

926
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:46,480
Speaker 9: Hello. Well, it's me Jane Simmons. Kiss and also of myself.

927
00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:50,040
Speaker 9: You were talking a few days ago about rock and

928
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:53,560
Speaker 9: roll outtrows and Rob had mentioned a long way to

929
00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:57,000
Speaker 9: the top by a CDC. Now I was a bassist.

930
00:50:57,280 --> 00:50:59,120
Speaker 3: I've got to throw my head into.

931
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Speaker 1: The rings for a chain.

932
00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:04,200
Speaker 9: But look, Map as one of the greatest out troops,

933
00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:07,840
Speaker 9: give us this audio quality up in my Honda pilot

934
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:10,000
Speaker 9: twenty twelve lunch.

935
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:13,120
Speaker 1: The Jeans have checked in so frequently ever since he

936
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:16,080
Speaker 1: did the show a few weeks back, getting some lunch.

937
00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:19,000
Speaker 1: I'm getting some lunch in his twenty twelve Honda pilot. Yeah,

938
00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:22,520
Speaker 1: this is why the guy knows a dollar. He's not pretentious.

939
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:24,440
Speaker 1: He got a lot of attention. Gives you selling those

940
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:27,719
Speaker 1: thirteen thousand dollars vip roady packages. But for all we know,

941
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:28,720
Speaker 1: that could be going to charity.

942
00:51:29,239 --> 00:51:30,880
Speaker 12: The ellen Cock Show.

943
00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:32,319
Speaker 1: On one hundred.

944
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:40,799
Speaker 23: Ms Best Way to Resist the Machines dumb down your

945
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:43,360
Speaker 23: smartphone by listening to this craft.

946
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:47,480
Speaker 1: He won't even remember how to tell time. The Ellen

947
00:51:47,600 --> 00:52:00,239
Speaker 1: Cock Show on one hundred point seven WMMS. I have

948
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:00,680
Speaker 1: things to do.

949
00:52:00,719 --> 00:52:02,560
Speaker 24: It's very important in life to have things to do.

950
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:05,239
Speaker 24: That's why we make lists all the time, things to do.

951
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:07,200
Speaker 24: I want to feel like that's why you get out

952
00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:08,560
Speaker 24: of bed in the morning. What are getting up so early?

953
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 1: I have things to do? Okay? What kind of things

954
00:52:11,719 --> 00:52:13,320
Speaker 1: at six o'clock? I have a lot of things. I

955
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:15,320
Speaker 1: have a list and everything. I have things to do.

956
00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:19,600
Speaker 24: Some people even have stationary that says comes printing on

957
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:20,440
Speaker 24: things to do.

958
00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:21,960
Speaker 1: I don't need that.

959
00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:22,520
Speaker 18: You know what I mean?

960
00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:24,120
Speaker 24: If if I see a piece of paper on my

961
00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:26,480
Speaker 24: desk that says call the plumber, I know it's something

962
00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:26,960
Speaker 24: I have to do.

963
00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:29,319
Speaker 1: You know I'm not gonna write down something I don't

964
00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:29,680
Speaker 1: want to do.

965
00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:31,560
Speaker 24: There are many things I don't want to do. I

966
00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:33,239
Speaker 24: don't have to write it down. I don't write down.

967
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:35,080
Speaker 24: Don't slam your knee against the dresser drew up.

968
00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:35,640
Speaker 1: I remember that.

969
00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:39,160
Speaker 24: Don't eat a piece of melow that's so soft you don't.

970
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:40,040
Speaker 1: Enjoy I won't.

971
00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 25: I know that.

972
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,320
Speaker 1: Paul Riser, how old. Is that?

973
00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:50,319
Speaker 12: Oh my goodness, that's gotta be. I'm gonna say late

974
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:51,239
Speaker 12: late eighty.

975
00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:52,440
Speaker 1: I will tell you how old it is.

976
00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:55,640
Speaker 12: Which one I did two specials? Which one is that.

977
00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:59,400
Speaker 1: Comic Relief two and three? I haven't had on cassette

978
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:03,920
Speaker 1: since college on cassette on cassette. So I know you're

979
00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:06,200
Speaker 1: coming in and I go, you know what, I'm going

980
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:09,239
Speaker 1: to pull these old Riser clips from Comic Relief eighty

981
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:13,160
Speaker 1: eight and eighty nine. And you I thought were always

982
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:16,560
Speaker 1: I thought you were always the silent killer on those things.

983
00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:19,520
Speaker 1: You were the guy that who did you come up with?

984
00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:22,759
Speaker 1: Was it? And Bill Martinolds? Yeah?

985
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:25,839
Speaker 12: Bill Roseanne was more La. So I grew in New York.

986
00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:29,040
Speaker 12: It was Bill Maher and Jerry Seinfeld and Larry Miller

987
00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:30,520
Speaker 12: and yeah.

988
00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:34,000
Speaker 1: You were part of that first wave of guys, that generation,

989
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:34,680
Speaker 1: the first wave.

990
00:53:34,719 --> 00:53:37,040
Speaker 12: It was our wave. There were waves before us and

991
00:53:37,080 --> 00:53:37,840
Speaker 12: waves after us.

992
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:41,200
Speaker 16: You know, it wasn't really you know, it wasn't delineated

993
00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:44,560
Speaker 16: as such, but we overlapped, so we were there.

994
00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:45,000
Speaker 1: You know.

995
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:51,200
Speaker 16: The class before us was Larry David and Leno and yeah,

996
00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:53,279
Speaker 16: Leno was a bit before us, you know, and it

997
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:56,080
Speaker 16: usually was gauged by who moved out to la you know,

998
00:53:56,320 --> 00:54:00,120
Speaker 16: and uh you know, uh Leno moved out there, and

999
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:03,239
Speaker 16: then Jerry moved out first, and then Larry and then

1000
00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:05,880
Speaker 16: I was the next year, and Carol Leifer was in

1001
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:08,759
Speaker 16: that group. So you know, it's funny because it's sort

1002
00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:10,439
Speaker 16: of like going through boot camp together because you're always

1003
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:12,840
Speaker 16: sort of bonded with those people because you were you

1004
00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:14,400
Speaker 16: were all freshmen together.

1005
00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:17,680
Speaker 1: When Bill Maher wrote True Story, his novel some years ago,

1006
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:19,719
Speaker 1: I think he said one of the characters was you

1007
00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:23,040
Speaker 1: really he had a Roseanne character, maybe an Olame Butusler character.

1008
00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:25,080
Speaker 1: They were all under other names, but they were all

1009
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:26,960
Speaker 1: people that he did go And I think he said

1010
00:54:27,040 --> 00:54:28,360
Speaker 1: when he was on here one time that one of

1011
00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:30,440
Speaker 1: the I remember, I remember some of it.

1012
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:32,080
Speaker 12: I recognized some of the other people in there.

1013
00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:32,359
Speaker 1: I did.

1014
00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:35,480
Speaker 12: Maybe he was so flattering or so unflattering I didn't

1015
00:54:35,480 --> 00:54:38,279
Speaker 12: recognize it. But yeah, that was a good book. He's great.

1016
00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:40,239
Speaker 12: It's funny. We were talking about him this morning. That's

1017
00:54:40,239 --> 00:54:40,759
Speaker 12: another show.

1018
00:54:40,840 --> 00:54:43,359
Speaker 1: How long have you been back out doing dates?

1019
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:47,000
Speaker 12: It's really just been propably like two years now. Okay,

1020
00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:47,320
Speaker 12: here's that.

1021
00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:49,560
Speaker 16: I've been out on the road working and and for

1022
00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:52,239
Speaker 16: a year before that, just you know, at staying in

1023
00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:57,000
Speaker 16: LA and working it out. But I had taken before that,

1024
00:54:57,120 --> 00:55:01,120
Speaker 16: I had not performed for twenty years, which is you know,

1025
00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:02,320
Speaker 16: it literally a lifetime.

1026
00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:04,360
Speaker 12: I got there. There were twenty year old comics I

1027
00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:05,040
Speaker 12: never heard.

1028
00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:07,719
Speaker 1: Of, but there weren't even you know, like Leno does

1029
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:10,720
Speaker 1: hermosa every Sunday, so you weren't going out on weekends.

1030
00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:11,880
Speaker 12: No, No, I didn't do anything.

1031
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,080
Speaker 16: You know what happened when Matt about You started, I

1032
00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:18,320
Speaker 16: just got you know, inundated and up to my eyeballs,

1033
00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:20,880
Speaker 16: and then I didn't get to do it. And then

1034
00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:22,600
Speaker 16: when it was when it was over, I was kind

1035
00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:25,399
Speaker 16: of happy to just lay low. And then it sort

1036
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:27,799
Speaker 16: of gets pushed back and you know, kicking the can

1037
00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:28,279
Speaker 16: down the road.

1038
00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:28,800
Speaker 12: I'll get to it.

1039
00:55:28,840 --> 00:55:30,480
Speaker 16: I want it because I want it, always meant to

1040
00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:33,240
Speaker 16: get back. And then the only times that I would perform,

1041
00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:35,120
Speaker 16: like once a year or something, I was, you know,

1042
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:37,920
Speaker 16: if I was hosting some charity thing. But those are

1043
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:40,120
Speaker 16: always easy because you do you know, you do a

1044
00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:43,239
Speaker 16: minute of something funny and introduce the mayor and you

1045
00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:44,160
Speaker 16: go home and.

1046
00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:45,920
Speaker 1: Please bid on this.

1047
00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:48,400
Speaker 12: Yeah, it was great to see you, I don't have

1048
00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:49,680
Speaker 12: to be funny because you didn't pay.

1049
00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:50,000
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1050
00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:53,239
Speaker 16: So but one night I did some thing that there

1051
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:56,200
Speaker 16: was a great crowd and everybody was drinking a little bit,

1052
00:55:56,400 --> 00:55:58,320
Speaker 16: and I was loose and it was really funny and

1053
00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:00,680
Speaker 16: I was getting laughs that I wasn't planning on and

1054
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:02,000
Speaker 16: I got off stage with it.

1055
00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:05,319
Speaker 12: Oh my gosh, I like I forgot how I forgot? Yeah?

1056
00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:08,440
Speaker 16: I love doing this and there was you know, I've

1057
00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:10,800
Speaker 16: been really lucky and all the success and all the

1058
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:13,800
Speaker 16: movies and TVs and stuff have always were always gravy

1059
00:56:13,920 --> 00:56:14,120
Speaker 16: for me.

1060
00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:16,120
Speaker 12: You know, you were talking about the comics and we started.

1061
00:56:16,719 --> 00:56:19,880
Speaker 16: None of us had an idea anything past maybe someday

1062
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:20,840
Speaker 16: we'll get on the Tonight.

1063
00:56:20,719 --> 00:56:22,320
Speaker 1: Show, yeah, or Vegas or something.

1064
00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:24,799
Speaker 16: Yeah, but like you know, Johnny Carson, the Tonight Show,

1065
00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:26,879
Speaker 16: if you get on there, that was the pinnacle. And yeah,

1066
00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:28,800
Speaker 16: then those other things follow, like the people that we

1067
00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:32,239
Speaker 16: would watch, but none of us thought, well that will

1068
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:34,720
Speaker 16: be equals to it then the sitcom and it certainly

1069
00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:37,479
Speaker 16: was never something I wanted to abandon. You know, there

1070
00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:39,840
Speaker 16: are a lot of comics who just that's their calling

1071
00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:41,600
Speaker 16: card and that's how they get attention.

1072
00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:43,680
Speaker 12: Hoping to become an actor.

1073
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:45,920
Speaker 1: Well, that does seem to be the delineation though too.

1074
00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:47,839
Speaker 1: Is that back when you guys were kind of coming up,

1075
00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:50,560
Speaker 1: there was no comedy scene, There was no comedy club

1076
00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:52,719
Speaker 1: boom you guys. As you guys were all coming up,

1077
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:54,920
Speaker 1: that's kind of when it all exploded. Yeah, But now

1078
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:58,080
Speaker 1: you have guys who go to LA specifically to get

1079
00:56:58,080 --> 00:56:59,800
Speaker 1: a tight seven and then get a sitcom.

1080
00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:00,200
Speaker 20: Yeah.

1081
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:02,000
Speaker 16: But I think that's been happening for you know, even

1082
00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:04,040
Speaker 16: in for as long as I've been doing I think

1083
00:57:04,040 --> 00:57:06,239
Speaker 16: they were always there was there were guys, and and

1084
00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:08,800
Speaker 16: they could be perfectly funny and they're perfectly talented people,

1085
00:57:09,239 --> 00:57:12,279
Speaker 16: but their commitment wasn't necessarily to stand up.

1086
00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:12,520
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1087
00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:15,120
Speaker 16: And you know, and not to sound preachy a on it,

1088
00:57:15,160 --> 00:57:16,800
Speaker 16: because I certainly you know, like I said, I hadn't

1089
00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:19,600
Speaker 16: done it for twenty years. But it's funny because it

1090
00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:24,200
Speaker 16: really brought me back to exactly where I was mentally,

1091
00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:25,360
Speaker 16: you know when I started.

1092
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Speaker 1: It's like that's where you need to be, isn't it.

1093
00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:27,520
Speaker 20: Yeah.

1094
00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:30,440
Speaker 16: H And because no matter what you've accomplished or how

1095
00:57:30,520 --> 00:57:32,880
Speaker 16: much you've learned, it's still just as hard and it's

1096
00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:37,000
Speaker 16: still h it's still as clear cut. There's no other shortcut.

1097
00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:39,439
Speaker 16: You just got to get on stage every night. Yeah,

1098
00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:41,520
Speaker 16: and build that muscle back. You can't there's no app.

1099
00:57:41,720 --> 00:57:43,880
Speaker 16: You can't download it, you can't digitize it. It's just

1100
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:47,200
Speaker 16: it's gonna it's it happens, right, And people ask you

1101
00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:48,840
Speaker 16: all the time, what's the secret of stand up coming?

1102
00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:51,560
Speaker 16: It's just getting on stage really yeah, and there are

1103
00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:53,800
Speaker 16: guys who you know, Yes, it's funny. Some kid came

1104
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:55,520
Speaker 16: over to me a to a show recently and he's like,

1105
00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:57,520
Speaker 16: twenty two twenty three, Well, how do I do it?

1106
00:57:57,560 --> 00:57:59,000
Speaker 16: And what if it's not good? I said, well, of

1107
00:57:59,080 --> 00:58:01,760
Speaker 16: course it's not going to be Why would you think

1108
00:58:01,800 --> 00:58:04,040
Speaker 16: it's going to be good? You know, you kind of

1109
00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:07,840
Speaker 16: you know, it's like, uh, you have a protective shell

1110
00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:10,360
Speaker 16: when you start. You don't quite know how bad you are,

1111
00:58:10,760 --> 00:58:13,720
Speaker 16: which is good because otherwise you shatter, because you fill

1112
00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:15,360
Speaker 16: the room with your family and people from work, and

1113
00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:18,200
Speaker 16: you kill and yes, compared to not having gone up,

1114
00:58:18,280 --> 00:58:19,080
Speaker 16: this is fantastic.

1115
00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:19,320
Speaker 11: Right.

1116
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:21,600
Speaker 16: Then you do it ten times, you go wow. But

1117
00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:24,480
Speaker 16: the truth is I found and I know a lot

1118
00:58:24,520 --> 00:58:27,640
Speaker 16: of comics feel this way. It's a never ending horizon,

1119
00:58:27,720 --> 00:58:29,640
Speaker 16: you know, you get further down the road and you think, oh,

1120
00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:31,640
Speaker 16: there's the end, and nope, the road's curving.

1121
00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:33,480
Speaker 12: And you you're always learning.

1122
00:58:33,600 --> 00:58:37,600
Speaker 16: You're always learning, uh, sharpening and fine tuning it the

1123
00:58:37,720 --> 00:58:39,400
Speaker 16: material and your skills.

1124
00:58:39,440 --> 00:58:39,880
Speaker 12: So I love it.

1125
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:41,960
Speaker 16: I mean, I love being out in front of the

1126
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:45,120
Speaker 16: crowd and uh. And this particular club, I was here

1127
00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:46,840
Speaker 16: about a year and a half ago, and it's a

1128
00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:49,040
Speaker 16: beautiful room. It really feels like a theater, but it's

1129
00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:52,120
Speaker 16: really intimate like a club and they're drinking, and which

1130
00:58:52,160 --> 00:58:52,520
Speaker 16: is nice.

1131
00:58:52,560 --> 00:58:54,680
Speaker 1: It helps next to the last great club owner, he

1132
00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:55,160
Speaker 1: is great.

1133
00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:56,800
Speaker 16: Yeah, I love Nick and I and I and I

1134
00:58:56,880 --> 00:58:58,440
Speaker 16: and he runs a great room and it really is

1135
00:58:58,480 --> 00:59:02,400
Speaker 16: a beautiful room in great way to see comedy. And

1136
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:07,600
Speaker 16: I haven't wasn't anticipating this, but one of the things

1137
00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:10,400
Speaker 16: that I love when discovering when I came back was

1138
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:13,200
Speaker 16: the immediacy of common stand up. Not just that you're

1139
00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:15,480
Speaker 16: getting the laughs right away, but you think it's something

1140
00:59:15,520 --> 00:59:18,000
Speaker 16: at four o'clock. You write it down. Yeah, you tell

1141
00:59:18,040 --> 00:59:20,680
Speaker 16: people at eight o'clock. There's no where as opposed to

1142
00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:23,280
Speaker 16: a TV show. You have a thought in January, you

1143
00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:25,560
Speaker 16: pitch it in June. They get back to in December,

1144
00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:27,400
Speaker 16: and maybe you make it the next year and then

1145
00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:29,600
Speaker 16: you know what, I don't remember what I don't even

1146
00:59:29,680 --> 00:59:31,920
Speaker 16: remember what's funny about this anymore? Right, So you have

1147
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:35,440
Speaker 16: a million people and steps and stand up is eliminates

1148
00:59:35,440 --> 00:59:38,840
Speaker 16: all that, just you them, and Funny was mad about you.

1149
00:59:39,160 --> 00:59:41,600
Speaker 16: The Paul Riiser project, I mean, was it mostly you

1150
00:59:42,360 --> 00:59:42,720
Speaker 16: or was it?

1151
00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:44,000
Speaker 1: How did that come about? Yeah?

1152
00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:48,919
Speaker 16: That was some studio had seen my act and it said,

1153
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:51,000
Speaker 16: you know, would you like to develop a show for yourself?

1154
00:59:51,080 --> 00:59:53,280
Speaker 1: And I had and you had a bit, I mean,

1155
00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:55,200
Speaker 1: you had done Diner and Aliens. I mean, you were't

1156
00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:56,520
Speaker 1: a guy that was just like, hey, let's give this

1157
00:59:56,640 --> 00:59:57,640
Speaker 1: comedian a TV show.

1158
00:59:57,760 --> 00:59:59,560
Speaker 16: Yeah, and they're always looking for commis and I had

1159
01:00:00,360 --> 01:00:02,080
Speaker 16: and I wasn't really looking to do a show. I

1160
01:00:02,160 --> 01:00:04,320
Speaker 16: had done My Two Dads, which was fine, but it

1161
01:00:04,360 --> 01:00:06,240
Speaker 16: wasn't really my cup of tea, you know. And but

1162
01:00:06,360 --> 01:00:08,760
Speaker 16: what it did, I mean, you know, there were many

1163
01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:10,720
Speaker 16: people who enjoyed it, and which is great and you know,

1164
01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:13,320
Speaker 16: younger crowd, but it helped me focus on what I

1165
01:00:14,120 --> 01:00:15,880
Speaker 16: don't want to do and what I would want to do.

1166
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:19,360
Speaker 16: So and so I started and I actually just pitched

1167
01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:21,120
Speaker 16: it and I said, well, you know, if I did

1168
01:00:21,240 --> 01:00:22,880
Speaker 16: do a show, I'd wanted to be a show that

1169
01:00:23,600 --> 01:00:25,400
Speaker 16: my friends would want to see. It's not I don't.

1170
01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:26,960
Speaker 16: It wasn't as glad of find to make a show

1171
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:30,400
Speaker 16: that younger, you know, kids are watching. And I said

1172
01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:32,400
Speaker 16: it would be small. And it was really exactly what

1173
01:00:32,480 --> 01:00:34,200
Speaker 16: I was doing in my act at the time. This

1174
01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:36,800
Speaker 16: was like ninety so my we had just been you know,

1175
01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:40,480
Speaker 16: we were newly married, and my act was stuff like

1176
01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:43,640
Speaker 16: that about how hard it is for two people to

1177
01:00:43,720 --> 01:00:46,200
Speaker 16: be locked into a house. Yeah, And I said, I'd

1178
01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:49,880
Speaker 16: wanted to be really small, and I said, in the

1179
01:00:49,920 --> 01:00:51,320
Speaker 16: original pitch, I went and I said, you know when

1180
01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:53,640
Speaker 16: you with your wife, you're with your girlfriend, you go

1181
01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:56,040
Speaker 16: to a party and you're talking and every there's a

1182
01:00:56,040 --> 01:00:58,840
Speaker 16: sort of social buzz. Then you say good night, you

1183
01:00:58,880 --> 01:01:00,680
Speaker 16: get into the car, is sort of that car door

1184
01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:03,960
Speaker 16: slam shut. Then the real life happened, and one of

1185
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:07,439
Speaker 16: you says, I can't believe you said it, And I said,

1186
01:01:07,480 --> 01:01:08,240
Speaker 16: that's what the show is.

1187
01:01:08,280 --> 01:01:09,840
Speaker 12: I said, it's as soon as you close the door,

1188
01:01:10,120 --> 01:01:10,800
Speaker 12: that's our show.

1189
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:12,680
Speaker 16: And they got it, you know, because everybody who we

1190
01:01:12,760 --> 01:01:15,800
Speaker 16: pitched said yeah, yeah, then they woul start telling me story, right.

1191
01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:18,040
Speaker 13: Not the moments in the movie where you're falling in love,

1192
01:01:18,080 --> 01:01:20,880
Speaker 13: but the moments in between, right, right exactly.

1193
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:22,680
Speaker 1: But that was the beauty of that show too, was

1194
01:01:22,760 --> 01:01:25,560
Speaker 1: that it was it was a break from the old

1195
01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:29,000
Speaker 1: trope of you know my wife, Yeah, you know the

1196
01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:30,520
Speaker 1: moon and all that. You know, it was more like

1197
01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:32,160
Speaker 1: you guys were in it, and yeah.

1198
01:01:32,040 --> 01:01:32,680
Speaker 18: It was it was.

1199
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Speaker 16: It was romanticized, but at the same time, we always

1200
01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:40,720
Speaker 16: wanted to be realistic. And I think a big part

1201
01:01:40,760 --> 01:01:43,120
Speaker 16: of its success, I mean we you know, big part

1202
01:01:43,120 --> 01:01:45,280
Speaker 16: of its success we had, you know, Helen Hunt was

1203
01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:48,840
Speaker 16: was magical and John Pancos, Johnny Pano, and we had

1204
01:01:49,040 --> 01:01:52,000
Speaker 16: great guest stars, and we had great casts and great writers.

1205
01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:54,360
Speaker 16: So it all happened. But the I think from the

1206
01:01:54,400 --> 01:01:58,280
Speaker 16: audience's perspective, they were laughing, but they were also rooting

1207
01:01:58,360 --> 01:01:59,560
Speaker 16: for them and they would see themselves.

1208
01:01:59,560 --> 01:01:59,840
Speaker 1: I hear it.

1209
01:01:59,880 --> 01:02:02,280
Speaker 16: Now, this is the other fun part of doing stand up,

1210
01:02:02,600 --> 01:02:05,240
Speaker 16: you know, going live and meeting people after your show

1211
01:02:05,640 --> 01:02:08,080
Speaker 16: and they'll tell me, oh, my favorite episode of Mad

1212
01:02:08,120 --> 01:02:10,200
Speaker 16: About You, this scene my wife and I always do

1213
01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:13,320
Speaker 16: that joke or geeo. And sometimes it's a very touching thing,

1214
01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:15,640
Speaker 16: you know, and like when you guys had that breakup scene,

1215
01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:19,360
Speaker 16: and we always wanted to honor that because like people

1216
01:02:19,440 --> 01:02:22,120
Speaker 16: don't have ideal lives in real life, and like it's

1217
01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:24,640
Speaker 16: it's tough and it's you have to slug it out.

1218
01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:28,080
Speaker 16: So I think that's what people responded was not only

1219
01:02:28,120 --> 01:02:30,520
Speaker 16: they related to it, but they were rooting for them too,

1220
01:02:30,600 --> 01:02:32,800
Speaker 16: because they kept the one thing we always did was,

1221
01:02:33,880 --> 01:02:35,120
Speaker 16: you know, this couple would get off the.

1222
01:02:35,120 --> 01:02:37,000
Speaker 12: Canvas and live to fight another day.

1223
01:02:37,240 --> 01:02:37,360
Speaker 1: You know.

1224
01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:39,520
Speaker 16: I was like, Okay, you could walk away and we

1225
01:02:39,560 --> 01:02:41,840
Speaker 16: could certainly say boy, this is hard, or you could

1226
01:02:42,600 --> 01:02:43,160
Speaker 16: stick it out.

1227
01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:46,040
Speaker 1: I was talking to my wife last night. She's ten

1228
01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:48,680
Speaker 1: years younger than I am, and she goes, I said,

1229
01:02:48,680 --> 01:02:50,680
Speaker 1: Paul Reiser's coming on tomorrow. And I'm a huge fan

1230
01:02:50,720 --> 01:02:53,440
Speaker 1: of yours. You're kind of in my comedian bingo. You

1231
01:02:53,600 --> 01:02:55,040
Speaker 1: might be the last one that I have yet to

1232
01:02:55,080 --> 01:02:57,240
Speaker 1: meet until today. So everybody else have either met or

1233
01:02:57,280 --> 01:02:59,600
Speaker 1: had on or whatever. And I said, Paul Riiser's coming

1234
01:02:59,600 --> 01:03:03,000
Speaker 1: on tomorrow. And she literally goes, Paul Riser.

1235
01:03:03,440 --> 01:03:04,400
Speaker 5: She sighed, and she.

1236
01:03:04,480 --> 01:03:08,160
Speaker 1: Said she was on a train. She was She started

1237
01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:09,800
Speaker 1: telling the story she was on a train. She's from

1238
01:03:09,840 --> 01:03:12,760
Speaker 1: Detroit and she was on a train years ago and

1239
01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:16,240
Speaker 1: she was reading Couplehood or whatever the first book was.

1240
01:03:16,760 --> 01:03:18,840
Speaker 1: She goes and I'm laughing out loud on this train.

1241
01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:20,720
Speaker 1: She goes and she's not a laugh out loud. She

1242
01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:22,320
Speaker 1: goes these two guys trying what do you want? She

1243
01:03:22,360 --> 01:03:23,880
Speaker 1: goes wait at a plane, Uker or whatever. She goes

1244
01:03:23,920 --> 01:03:26,880
Speaker 1: by my friends, but she's like, Paul Riiser, there you go.

1245
01:03:27,200 --> 01:03:29,400
Speaker 1: Because this morning I was here early because I do

1246
01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:31,640
Speaker 1: I do a morning show in Detroit here in the morning,

1247
01:03:31,680 --> 01:03:33,760
Speaker 1: so I'm walking in the hall and all of the

1248
01:03:33,920 --> 01:03:38,080
Speaker 1: sales ladies to meet Paul Riser when he comes off

1249
01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:41,360
Speaker 1: Rover's show this morning. They got their phones in hand

1250
01:03:41,480 --> 01:03:44,320
Speaker 1: for the photos. It's crazy. That's still got it.

1251
01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:46,880
Speaker 16: No matter what happens with the shows tonight and tomorrow.

1252
01:03:47,200 --> 01:03:50,600
Speaker 16: The fact that your wife sighed upon my name, that's my.

1253
01:03:50,680 --> 01:03:53,200
Speaker 1: Tree for the week side when she said my name.

1254
01:03:54,400 --> 01:03:57,840
Speaker 1: She has, but it's a different kind of side. It's

1255
01:03:57,840 --> 01:04:00,200
Speaker 1: an exasperated side. Yours was it?

1256
01:04:00,360 --> 01:04:01,560
Speaker 12: Yeah? Well I'm on it.

1257
01:04:01,760 --> 01:04:05,560
Speaker 1: Yeah. So Paul Reiser is at Hilarities two shows tonight,

1258
01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:10,840
Speaker 1: two shows tomorrow, two one five or Pickwick infrolic dot com.

1259
01:04:11,440 --> 01:04:14,680
Speaker 1: Uh for the info there, and Paul Riiser on Twitter.

1260
01:04:15,120 --> 01:04:17,280
Speaker 1: Do you tweet a lot? I mean, we can't avoid

1261
01:04:17,320 --> 01:04:17,840
Speaker 1: it these days.

1262
01:04:17,920 --> 01:04:18,080
Speaker 4: You know.

1263
01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:21,440
Speaker 16: I started in the last year reluctantly. You have to

1264
01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:24,360
Speaker 16: yea so and uh, it's like I have to. It's

1265
01:04:24,360 --> 01:04:26,680
Speaker 16: all like taking out the trash. I have to be reminded,

1266
01:04:26,840 --> 01:04:28,320
Speaker 16: you know, you have to tweet it, right, right.

1267
01:04:28,280 --> 01:04:28,560
Speaker 1: I have to.

1268
01:04:28,880 --> 01:04:30,280
Speaker 12: I never think sometimes I do.

1269
01:04:30,360 --> 01:04:32,240
Speaker 1: Some people have the auto tweets, yeah, you know.

1270
01:04:32,560 --> 01:04:35,720
Speaker 16: Something if something funny happens, and I will sometimes remember,

1271
01:04:35,800 --> 01:04:38,480
Speaker 16: but it's it's, uh, it doesn't come naturally to me

1272
01:04:38,560 --> 01:04:40,360
Speaker 16: to go, oh, you know something, I'm going to share

1273
01:04:40,400 --> 01:04:42,480
Speaker 16: this with strange.

1274
01:04:42,040 --> 01:04:44,240
Speaker 1: Right, but it is, but it is for somebody like you.

1275
01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:46,400
Speaker 1: It is an interesting way to try to be funny

1276
01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:48,320
Speaker 1: if you use it for them. Yeah, you know craft

1277
01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:51,400
Speaker 1: in two liners. Yeah, and I've actually enjoyed that challenge.

1278
01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:54,280
Speaker 1: And you know, a lot of times it'll just be

1279
01:04:54,400 --> 01:04:56,600
Speaker 1: I'll be here tonight at seven thirty and ten. Yes,

1280
01:04:56,720 --> 01:04:59,800
Speaker 1: well that's not funny, but you have to do it,

1281
01:05:00,120 --> 01:05:01,880
Speaker 1: had to do absolutely, and that's how people know. And

1282
01:05:02,800 --> 01:05:05,400
Speaker 1: the trick is that when you read the tweets or

1283
01:05:05,640 --> 01:05:07,600
Speaker 1: like you you have to have that filter on because

1284
01:05:07,600 --> 01:05:09,440
Speaker 1: you're like, it's nice to hear nice things, but then

1285
01:05:09,480 --> 01:05:11,160
Speaker 1: you have you know, one out of twenty, it's like,

1286
01:05:11,520 --> 01:05:12,000
Speaker 1: that guy.

1287
01:05:11,920 --> 01:05:12,320
Speaker 9: Is no good.

1288
01:05:12,360 --> 01:05:12,920
Speaker 12: I liked it.

1289
01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:17,080
Speaker 1: What it's hard to pick up on sarcasm too? Via Twitter? Yes, yes,

1290
01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:18,000
Speaker 1: it has to be.

1291
01:05:19,840 --> 01:05:21,320
Speaker 12: Asked me, who invented sarcasm?

1292
01:05:21,960 --> 01:05:28,640
Speaker 1: Who invented sarcasm? I did? That's why the me. That's

1293
01:05:28,640 --> 01:05:30,680
Speaker 1: why mute is so great on Twitter. Now you don't

1294
01:05:30,720 --> 01:05:32,200
Speaker 1: have to let people know that you block them. You

1295
01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:33,800
Speaker 1: just mute them and then you don't see any of

1296
01:05:33,840 --> 01:05:36,160
Speaker 1: their nonsense. You got a mute?

1297
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Speaker 12: Yeah, goodbye.

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Speaker 1: So you started out as a comic, not an actor

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Speaker 1: who fell into Okay, so I've.

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Speaker 12: Never heard of that. I've never heard of actors falling

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01:05:45,200 --> 01:05:45,840
Speaker 12: into comedy.

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01:05:46,040 --> 01:05:48,240
Speaker 1: Well, Ricky Gervais, I mean he was a radio guy.

1303
01:05:48,280 --> 01:05:49,600
Speaker 1: He came up with the office and then said, hey,

1304
01:05:49,640 --> 01:05:51,280
Speaker 1: may I'll try this. He's only been doing sent up

1305
01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:52,760
Speaker 1: for a few years, you know, but people.

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01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:55,120
Speaker 13: Assume that he, you know, kind of went comedic. Actors

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01:05:55,160 --> 01:05:56,720
Speaker 13: like John Lovitz was in a couple of weeks ago,

1308
01:05:56,760 --> 01:05:59,080
Speaker 13: and he but he started as a performer. He's a

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01:05:59,120 --> 01:06:02,600
Speaker 13: performed but then he started doing stand up as well. Right, yeah, okay,

1310
01:06:02,720 --> 01:06:05,320
Speaker 13: so how did dine? Was Diner your first job?

1311
01:06:05,560 --> 01:06:05,760
Speaker 9: Yeah?

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01:06:05,840 --> 01:06:06,480
Speaker 12: My first job?

1313
01:06:06,600 --> 01:06:07,920
Speaker 1: So how Barry Levinson?

1314
01:06:08,400 --> 01:06:10,800
Speaker 16: How does he find you? They they literally would do

1315
01:06:11,200 --> 01:06:14,439
Speaker 16: like you were saying they would do. Casting directors would

1316
01:06:14,440 --> 01:06:18,560
Speaker 16: come into clubs and look for, you know, fresh faces,

1317
01:06:18,760 --> 01:06:21,040
Speaker 16: and and ironically I still didn't get chosen that way.

1318
01:06:21,200 --> 01:06:24,000
Speaker 16: They came in, they didn't see me, and they saw

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01:06:24,040 --> 01:06:26,120
Speaker 16: a buddy of mine. And the next morning he was

1320
01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:29,160
Speaker 16: going to an audition, to the audition for Diner, and

1321
01:06:29,400 --> 01:06:30,680
Speaker 16: he and I happened to have plans to go do

1322
01:06:30,800 --> 01:06:32,480
Speaker 16: something later in the afternoon. He said, well, come with

1323
01:06:32,560 --> 01:06:35,000
Speaker 16: me to the casting offers and then we'll, you know,

1324
01:06:35,520 --> 01:06:38,600
Speaker 16: we'll head uptown. I went, all right, and this is still.

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Speaker 1: In New York.

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Speaker 16: Yeah, and this was this is my buddy Michael Kane,

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01:06:41,280 --> 01:06:43,360
Speaker 16: who he has since passed on, but he was one

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Speaker 16: of the fifth group that he's the guy that I

1329
01:06:45,880 --> 01:06:51,280
Speaker 16: recognized in Bill Maher's book. And so the casting director,

1330
01:06:51,280 --> 01:06:52,840
Speaker 16: you know, he went in and and then the casting

1331
01:06:52,920 --> 01:06:54,720
Speaker 16: director said do you have a picture? And I said no,

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01:06:54,840 --> 01:06:57,080
Speaker 16: I'm I'm just waiting for my friend. She said, what

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01:06:57,080 --> 01:06:58,600
Speaker 16: do you have a picture. I said, ye know, please listen,

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01:06:58,800 --> 01:07:01,080
Speaker 16: I'm not pleased. No, I'm not here. I'm just waiting

1335
01:07:01,120 --> 01:07:02,800
Speaker 16: for my friends. You why don't you come back tomorrow

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01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:04,320
Speaker 16: and bring a picture?

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01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:05,280
Speaker 12: Okay?

1338
01:07:05,520 --> 01:07:06,600
Speaker 1: Why are you so resistant to it?

1339
01:07:06,680 --> 01:07:09,320
Speaker 16: Well, because I didn't want something my buddiest Yeah, yeah,

1340
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:10,680
Speaker 16: you know, I didn't.

1341
01:07:10,480 --> 01:07:11,280
Speaker 12: Want to be a jerk.

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01:07:11,320 --> 01:07:13,200
Speaker 1: Hey, you know that role you wanted? I just got

1343
01:07:13,280 --> 01:07:15,000
Speaker 1: it sitting in the office boom.

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01:07:16,680 --> 01:07:16,840
Speaker 12: Yeah.

1345
01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:17,960
Speaker 1: But so yeah.

1346
01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:19,600
Speaker 12: So it was one of those things.

1347
01:07:19,960 --> 01:07:22,080
Speaker 16: It's really sort of a great lesson in life because

1348
01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:23,480
Speaker 16: you know, you plan and you have all these things,

1349
01:07:23,520 --> 01:07:29,160
Speaker 16: and that was absolutely accidental serendipity and opened up everything

1350
01:07:29,200 --> 01:07:32,160
Speaker 16: for me. I mean, that movie got me, you know,

1351
01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:35,040
Speaker 16: seen and got me when I went out to La Oh,

1352
01:07:35,120 --> 01:07:37,040
Speaker 16: it's the guy from Diana that we never have seen

1353
01:07:37,040 --> 01:07:37,360
Speaker 16: out here.

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01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:39,640
Speaker 1: Well, and you can never you know, you'll hear people go.

1355
01:07:39,760 --> 01:07:41,160
Speaker 1: Did you have any sense that it was going to

1356
01:07:41,200 --> 01:07:43,480
Speaker 1: be huge? You can probably never tell if a movie

1357
01:07:43,600 --> 01:07:45,479
Speaker 1: is going to be huge, and at the time it wasn't.

1358
01:07:45,560 --> 01:07:47,920
Speaker 1: But it wasn't put such a stamp on you know.

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01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:50,040
Speaker 16: I certainly didn't know it was going to be you

1360
01:07:50,120 --> 01:07:52,280
Speaker 16: know anything, I was just so happy that Wow, someone

1361
01:07:52,360 --> 01:07:54,760
Speaker 16: wants me for anything. Yeah, with the cameras and trucks

1362
01:07:54,800 --> 01:07:57,840
Speaker 16: and everything and and and you know lights.

1363
01:07:58,240 --> 01:07:59,360
Speaker 1: So I'll tell you.

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Speaker 12: When I read the script for Aliens, I did know

1365
01:08:01,120 --> 01:08:02,480
Speaker 12: that was going to be huge. That one.

1366
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Speaker 26: You just go, Okay, how could it not be? Yeah,

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Speaker 26: James Cameron doesn't. Well he had Small, he had done

1368
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Speaker 26: Terminator and uh and uh what was the other one

1369
01:08:11,320 --> 01:08:12,920
Speaker 26: before that? But so I knew he was great. And

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Speaker 26: the script was unbelieva and Alien the first one was fantastic.

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Speaker 26: And you you read the script, You reading the script

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Speaker 26: of Aliens, you just it was you'd be out of

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01:08:21,320 --> 01:08:22,200
Speaker 26: breath just reading.

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Speaker 16: I mean like I would have to put it down

1375
01:08:23,840 --> 01:08:26,680
Speaker 16: on walk away from the table, going oh boy, I'm

1376
01:08:26,720 --> 01:08:27,200
Speaker 16: out of breath.

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Speaker 12: It was it was that you go, this is just

1378
01:08:29,120 --> 01:08:31,160
Speaker 12: just going to be a huge hit. I just my

1379
01:08:31,320 --> 01:08:33,040
Speaker 12: job will be not to screw up my part.

1380
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Speaker 1: But I always love seeing comedians in non comedy roles,

1381
01:08:37,200 --> 01:08:38,519
Speaker 1: you know. I mean, you were a little quirky in that,

1382
01:08:38,680 --> 01:08:40,840
Speaker 1: but like it was definitely not a funny role. It

1383
01:08:40,960 --> 01:08:43,200
Speaker 1: wasn't a funny role. No, Yeah, I don't know what

1384
01:08:43,680 --> 01:08:43,920
Speaker 1: that is.

1385
01:08:44,200 --> 01:08:46,400
Speaker 16: Like, I was just thrilled, and I think at the time,

1386
01:08:47,080 --> 01:08:49,760
Speaker 16: he was looking for as much of a mislead, you know,

1387
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Speaker 16: like if I was known at all, that was eighty five.

1388
01:08:51,920 --> 01:08:54,800
Speaker 16: So to whatever extent I was known, it was as

1389
01:08:54,840 --> 01:08:56,880
Speaker 16: a comic. So maybe he thought that would be a

1390
01:08:56,960 --> 01:09:00,679
Speaker 16: good uh what's the word, distracting from the distracting from.

1391
01:09:00,600 --> 01:09:01,880
Speaker 1: The red herring that was.

1392
01:09:02,600 --> 01:09:04,760
Speaker 16: But in fact it was sort of like the guest

1393
01:09:04,760 --> 01:09:06,560
Speaker 16: star on Star Trek. You know, he's gonna die. That

1394
01:09:06,640 --> 01:09:09,080
Speaker 16: guy's the guy in the red jersey. Yeah, say, this

1395
01:09:09,200 --> 01:09:09,760
Speaker 16: guy's no good?

1396
01:09:09,800 --> 01:09:11,280
Speaker 12: What's wrong? Why is this guy in space?

1397
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Speaker 23: Right?

1398
01:09:12,120 --> 01:09:14,680
Speaker 1: Yeah? But it was a good I mean it was

1399
01:09:14,720 --> 01:09:18,080
Speaker 1: a good exposure obviously, I tell you we.

1400
01:09:18,160 --> 01:09:19,639
Speaker 12: Had earlier this year.

1401
01:09:19,680 --> 01:09:21,800
Speaker 16: Abou a few months ago we were they had a

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01:09:22,560 --> 01:09:27,200
Speaker 16: reunion of All Aliens cast and at a comic con

1403
01:09:27,320 --> 01:09:31,280
Speaker 16: in Calgary. And I had never been to anything in

1404
01:09:31,439 --> 01:09:35,000
Speaker 16: that world. It was unbelievable. In Sigourney, we've been pretty much,

1405
01:09:35,760 --> 01:09:38,000
Speaker 16: you know, ninety eight percent of the two or three

1406
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:40,760
Speaker 16: people didn't make it over there, but it was and

1407
01:09:40,880 --> 01:09:43,080
Speaker 16: it was huge and people were lining up, and then

1408
01:09:43,120 --> 01:09:45,600
Speaker 16: we had like there was a hockey stadium filled with

1409
01:09:45,920 --> 01:09:47,559
Speaker 16: you know, we did a Q and A that evening

1410
01:09:48,040 --> 01:09:51,400
Speaker 16: and the appeal and the the fondness that people have

1411
01:09:51,680 --> 01:09:54,040
Speaker 16: for that movie is unbelievable. I mean there's a you know,

1412
01:09:54,200 --> 01:09:56,439
Speaker 16: someone came over and said, I watch it every Saturday

1413
01:09:56,479 --> 01:09:59,960
Speaker 16: morning for the last twenty thirty years because every Saturday morning.

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01:10:00,040 --> 01:10:02,880
Speaker 1: Also because it's that rare sequel that everybody considers better

1415
01:10:02,920 --> 01:10:03,679
Speaker 1: than the original ones.

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01:10:03,760 --> 01:10:06,240
Speaker 12: Yeah, it was a very different movie, though it was fantastic,

1417
01:10:06,280 --> 01:10:07,360
Speaker 12: but it was a different.

1418
01:10:07,240 --> 01:10:10,000
Speaker 1: It was different and it holds up too, it does.

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01:10:10,160 --> 01:10:13,160
Speaker 13: The younger audiences can watch that movie, yes, and still

1420
01:10:13,320 --> 01:10:16,360
Speaker 13: enjoy it, and you could not reliant completely on special

1421
01:10:16,400 --> 01:10:17,120
Speaker 13: effects or anything.

1422
01:10:17,160 --> 01:10:17,679
Speaker 12: It's tension.

1423
01:10:17,760 --> 01:10:22,840
Speaker 16: And see how many movies afterwards were influenced by that movie,

1424
01:10:22,960 --> 01:10:24,880
Speaker 16: just even in the look and the cutting, the in

1425
01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:28,879
Speaker 16: the technology that that Cameron you know, envisions and just creates.

1426
01:10:29,720 --> 01:10:31,880
Speaker 1: Plus a comic con Sigourney Weaver probably has a lot

1427
01:10:31,920 --> 01:10:33,360
Speaker 1: of Galaxy Quest nerds coming up.

1428
01:10:35,520 --> 01:10:38,720
Speaker 16: Yeah, but that was great, That was great fun. But yes,

1429
01:10:39,040 --> 01:10:41,439
Speaker 16: that's one of those things that you don't realize at

1430
01:10:41,439 --> 01:10:43,320
Speaker 16: the time. I knew the movie was going to be good,

1431
01:10:43,320 --> 01:10:45,439
Speaker 16: but I certainly wouldn't have guessed that thirty years later,

1432
01:10:45,520 --> 01:10:48,120
Speaker 16: people are still walking around collecting you know, people flying

1433
01:10:48,160 --> 01:10:50,640
Speaker 16: in from France to sign a post on really was

1434
01:10:50,680 --> 01:10:52,080
Speaker 16: worth flying from France to get a.

1435
01:10:53,040 --> 01:10:55,479
Speaker 13: That movie going Game Over Man and you know, yeah,

1436
01:10:55,600 --> 01:10:57,439
Speaker 13: they said, could you write such a line?

1437
01:10:57,520 --> 01:10:58,040
Speaker 12: I go, what's that?

1438
01:10:58,680 --> 01:11:01,080
Speaker 1: That was your line when you were coming out of

1439
01:11:01,160 --> 01:11:03,400
Speaker 1: the thing. I go, okay, I don't remember. That movie

1440
01:11:03,479 --> 01:11:05,479
Speaker 1: kept me from sleeping for a good uh six week.

1441
01:11:06,280 --> 01:11:08,519
Speaker 18: So I wasn't allowed to see it until I was

1442
01:11:09,120 --> 01:11:10,840
Speaker 18: I was allowed to see it either, but it does

1443
01:11:10,960 --> 01:11:12,559
Speaker 18: stand up because I wasn't allowed to see it as

1444
01:11:12,560 --> 01:11:14,479
Speaker 18: a kid, and then I and then I watched it.

1445
01:11:14,760 --> 01:11:16,560
Speaker 1: I don't know, probably I was sixteen or seventeen or

1446
01:11:16,560 --> 01:11:17,080
Speaker 1: something like.

1447
01:11:17,840 --> 01:11:18,519
Speaker 12: Were you scared?

1448
01:11:19,040 --> 01:11:23,000
Speaker 18: Oh yeah, oh yeah, all those alien movies freaked me out.

1449
01:11:23,040 --> 01:11:26,160
Speaker 18: In general, anything extraterrestrial, I can't She's.

1450
01:11:26,040 --> 01:11:28,479
Speaker 1: Generally a little jittery for the most part.

1451
01:11:28,600 --> 01:11:28,800
Speaker 18: Yeah.

1452
01:11:29,640 --> 01:11:29,800
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1453
01:11:30,160 --> 01:11:31,840
Speaker 16: My kids didn't see it for a long time because

1454
01:11:31,840 --> 01:11:34,639
Speaker 16: I knew what they would be scared and it wasn't appropriate.

1455
01:11:34,680 --> 01:11:36,519
Speaker 16: And then they kind of was old enough and a

1456
01:11:36,560 --> 01:11:38,280
Speaker 16: friend of mine was having like a party where he

1457
01:11:38,360 --> 01:11:40,760
Speaker 16: was screening it and they invited. I said, okay, well,

1458
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:43,920
Speaker 16: now it's time, and so we went over in the

1459
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:46,320
Speaker 16: middle and they weren't. They were they were into it.

1460
01:11:46,360 --> 01:11:46,719
Speaker 12: They weren't.

1461
01:11:46,800 --> 01:11:48,640
Speaker 16: They weren't over frightened. But in the middle of it,

1462
01:11:48,720 --> 01:11:51,880
Speaker 16: my son was probably around eleventh the time, just went, oh, Dad,

1463
01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:58,519
Speaker 16: you're such a dick, sweet darling. The script didn't even

1464
01:11:58,560 --> 01:11:59,680
Speaker 16: say that I put that in.

1465
01:12:00,280 --> 01:12:03,840
Speaker 1: It was all Man, all year, old Man, old Riser Stamp, Yeah,

1466
01:12:04,880 --> 01:12:08,320
Speaker 1: Ellen car Show on one seven.

1467
01:12:10,640 --> 01:12:12,559
Speaker 5: Allen Cardio, Allan.

1468
01:12:13,560 --> 01:12:16,479
Speaker 1: It says here that you call yourself one of the

1469
01:12:16,560 --> 01:12:20,120
Speaker 1: few gay goat farmers in the Great State of Tennessee.

1470
01:12:20,400 --> 01:12:24,920
Speaker 1: On one hundred point seven mms. Even Brian was calling

1471
01:12:25,040 --> 01:12:29,599
Speaker 1: in about baseball. This guy never talks about sports. Brian

1472
01:12:30,080 --> 01:12:31,200
Speaker 1: is on third.

1473
01:12:31,479 --> 01:12:40,240
Speaker 27: Third base, tops the Pope and Loisel see that he

1474
01:12:40,680 --> 01:12:42,280
Speaker 27: needs a brief I remember third base.

1475
01:12:42,640 --> 01:12:46,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh Pacossels. The whole song is built on a

1476
01:12:46,120 --> 01:12:49,080
Speaker 1: sample of Sledgehammer by Peter Gabriel. That song was only

1477
01:12:49,080 --> 01:12:51,760
Speaker 1: a couple of years old when this came out, so

1478
01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:55,080
Speaker 1: that was a little bit of a misdirect. I don't

1479
01:12:55,080 --> 01:12:59,200
Speaker 1: know if Brian was actually calling about baseball or about

1480
01:12:59,320 --> 01:13:01,920
Speaker 1: Pop Goes the Weasel. I don't know. Normally he would

1481
01:13:01,960 --> 01:13:06,320
Speaker 1: sing the song he was thinking of Ell miss a

1482
01:13:06,320 --> 01:13:10,120
Speaker 1: ball player with the last named Canyon Arrow. Canyon Arrow

1483
01:13:11,400 --> 01:13:15,960
Speaker 1: No Junior Camon Narrow is the guy that the then

1484
01:13:16,080 --> 01:13:17,839
Speaker 1: Indians I think I think they were still the Indians

1485
01:13:18,439 --> 01:13:21,200
Speaker 1: grabbed him and traded him a waves in Tampa. He's

1486
01:13:21,280 --> 01:13:24,240
Speaker 1: hitting homers off of the team that he should have

1487
01:13:24,360 --> 01:13:28,720
Speaker 1: been playing for. Obviously, hindsight is twenty twenty. But what

1488
01:13:28,800 --> 01:13:31,960
Speaker 1: are you gonna do when you aren't scoring any runs

1489
01:13:32,080 --> 01:13:35,240
Speaker 1: at all? Everything's up for grabs. Yeah, there's a lot

1490
01:13:35,280 --> 01:13:39,879
Speaker 1: of finger pointing. Unfortunately, that finger pointing is not pointing

1491
01:13:40,040 --> 01:13:42,679
Speaker 1: to where they're going to hit the home run. There's

1492
01:13:42,720 --> 01:13:45,920
Speaker 1: no Bay Bruce situation going on out there. I think

1493
01:13:46,920 --> 01:13:52,160
Speaker 1: I think we're maybe downplaying the gambling situation a bit

1494
01:13:52,240 --> 01:13:54,160
Speaker 1: much too well, I because there's a lot to be

1495
01:13:54,280 --> 01:13:56,000
Speaker 1: said for the morale of a team when like two

1496
01:13:56,040 --> 01:13:58,120
Speaker 1: of your guys are dicking around like that and really

1497
01:13:58,160 --> 01:14:03,400
Speaker 1: screwing you. Absolutely correct, but they are outnumbered by a

1498
01:14:03,439 --> 01:14:05,840
Speaker 1: whole bunch of other guys who weren't doing that for sure,

1499
01:14:05,920 --> 01:14:10,080
Speaker 1: and so listen, those are two big losses, and yeah,

1500
01:14:10,160 --> 01:14:10,600
Speaker 1: that sucks me.

1501
01:14:10,720 --> 01:14:12,960
Speaker 6: One of the best closers in baseball can't play because

1502
01:14:12,960 --> 01:14:16,280
Speaker 6: he was gambling a lleged like like I don't know.

1503
01:14:16,400 --> 01:14:20,360
Speaker 1: Man, it's not a good place to be. It doesn't

1504
01:14:20,400 --> 01:14:22,920
Speaker 1: do much for the a spree to corps as it were.

1505
01:14:23,880 --> 01:14:27,400
Speaker 1: So what's that now? The ape to corps, Rob, the

1506
01:14:27,800 --> 01:14:34,240
Speaker 1: the morale, the spirit, thank you, thank you?

1507
01:14:35,560 --> 01:14:42,840
Speaker 10: Uh huh, yes, I start thank you.

1508
01:14:44,840 --> 01:14:47,280
Speaker 1: All. I thought Rob's breaking news was going to be

1509
01:14:47,360 --> 01:14:52,519
Speaker 1: that your mom was engaged your Why would that be

1510
01:14:52,760 --> 01:14:55,479
Speaker 1: Rob's breaking news? Would be kind of funny if she

1511
01:14:55,560 --> 01:14:59,880
Speaker 1: told me first, Oh my god, hi, Rob, could you

1512
01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:03,160
Speaker 1: forward a message talent for me? Yeah, of course he's

1513
01:15:03,160 --> 01:15:05,080
Speaker 1: sitting right across from me. Okay, well I don't want

1514
01:15:05,120 --> 01:15:07,599
Speaker 1: him to know. Could you tell him that he's about

1515
01:15:07,640 --> 01:15:12,519
Speaker 1: to have a ten foot tall half brother, not even half?

1516
01:15:16,880 --> 01:15:18,960
Speaker 1: Oh my god, if he was ten feet tall, if

1517
01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:23,559
Speaker 1: he was a foot I tell you crazy. Oh, it's

1518
01:15:23,600 --> 01:15:26,920
Speaker 1: like when Costanza found the titleist. That kid was gonna

1519
01:15:26,920 --> 01:15:31,040
Speaker 1: toss me like a cork. Maybe Brian was referencing the

1520
01:15:31,120 --> 01:15:34,519
Speaker 1: old Who's on first bit? You think? You think from

1521
01:15:34,560 --> 01:15:38,720
Speaker 1: the the one from the nineteen twenties. The Abbott and Costello.

1522
01:15:39,840 --> 01:15:40,920
Speaker 28: Is a third.

1523
01:15:42,240 --> 01:15:46,519
Speaker 1: Third listen man. His comic timing is unparalleled. That's why

1524
01:15:46,560 --> 01:15:49,680
Speaker 1: I went with Pop goes the Weasel, because maybe he

1525
01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:54,120
Speaker 1: was referring to who's on first? Is that a bit

1526
01:15:54,200 --> 01:15:56,600
Speaker 1: you can still do? I mean, forget the fact that

1527
01:15:56,720 --> 01:16:00,720
Speaker 1: it's super corny, it's very old. It did represent the

1528
01:16:00,960 --> 01:16:04,880
Speaker 1: height of comedic timing at the time. Yep, I'm saying

1529
01:16:05,160 --> 01:16:10,040
Speaker 1: in the context of because it did have racial not racist.

1530
01:16:10,160 --> 01:16:14,080
Speaker 1: It had racial undertones, right, well. The jokes were all

1531
01:16:14,160 --> 01:16:18,040
Speaker 1: made to sound like Asian day, who was on first?

1532
01:16:18,439 --> 01:16:21,760
Speaker 1: What's on second? Maybe not? Maybe just those third? Yeah,

1533
01:16:21,760 --> 01:16:25,000
Speaker 1: I could, I think I could. Probably I've seen that

1534
01:16:25,080 --> 01:16:27,639
Speaker 1: a lot. Like my grandfather, we would watch that abbit

1535
01:16:27,760 --> 01:16:30,759
Speaker 1: Neil Abbitt Costillo's all the time. Okay, So in answer

1536
01:16:30,840 --> 01:16:35,680
Speaker 1: to Brian's question, I don't know is on third? I

1537
01:16:35,800 --> 01:16:39,840
Speaker 1: don't know. I still don't know, because he didn't. I

1538
01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:45,760
Speaker 1: kind of git it there a little bit. Costello thinks

1539
01:16:45,800 --> 01:16:49,080
Speaker 1: that the first basement is named Naturally. You throw the

1540
01:16:49,120 --> 01:16:51,400
Speaker 1: ball the first base, and who gets it naturally? Naturally?

1541
01:16:51,479 --> 01:16:54,200
Speaker 1: Now you've got it, I throw the ball to Naturally again.

1542
01:16:54,320 --> 01:16:58,200
Speaker 1: This is It's in the National Recording Registry at the

1543
01:16:58,280 --> 01:17:01,400
Speaker 1: Library of Congress. That means that it's considered of high

1544
01:17:01,479 --> 01:17:04,800
Speaker 1: cultural value. I'm not saying the wrong. It's considered one

1545
01:17:04,800 --> 01:17:08,160
Speaker 1: of the best comedy Sketches of all Time. I think

1546
01:17:08,200 --> 01:17:12,519
Speaker 1: They're right is part of the Baseball Hall of Fame

1547
01:17:12,560 --> 01:17:15,680
Speaker 1: in Cooperstown. There's a gold record of it.

1548
01:17:16,720 --> 01:17:19,280
Speaker 6: And when you think about the time for something to

1549
01:17:19,360 --> 01:17:21,320
Speaker 6: be written like that, I mean, it would be funny

1550
01:17:21,320 --> 01:17:22,240
Speaker 6: if it was done now.

1551
01:17:24,120 --> 01:17:28,479
Speaker 1: You think, I think so, okay, I mean it's wordplay.

1552
01:17:28,880 --> 01:17:31,479
Speaker 1: And listen, we you know you're talking to the wrong

1553
01:17:31,479 --> 01:17:33,800
Speaker 1: people if you're going to piss out wordplay. But yeah,

1554
01:17:33,840 --> 01:17:37,479
Speaker 1: the nineteen thirties is pretty much. It came from an

1555
01:17:37,520 --> 01:17:40,920
Speaker 1: older routine called Who's the Boss? You know, because a

1556
01:17:40,960 --> 01:17:43,280
Speaker 1: lot of these guys would come from burlesque, and so

1557
01:17:43,400 --> 01:17:45,400
Speaker 1: it had to be very broad. It had to be

1558
01:17:45,520 --> 01:17:47,439
Speaker 1: very common. Ah, so why are you saying that, Well,

1559
01:17:47,600 --> 01:17:51,080
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I said. No, it pants jacked

1560
01:17:51,160 --> 01:17:55,120
Speaker 1: up to your niche. I don't know who's on third, Well,

1561
01:17:55,200 --> 01:17:56,120
Speaker 1: who's on first?

1562
01:17:56,720 --> 01:17:57,120
Speaker 12: Exactly?

1563
01:17:57,680 --> 01:18:05,080
Speaker 1: Exactly? Suddenly, Oh, I'm watching Alien Earth over on FX

1564
01:18:06,200 --> 01:18:09,640
Speaker 1: and all of the synthetic humans. The premise of the

1565
01:18:09,640 --> 01:18:11,640
Speaker 1: first part of the show is that they have transferred

1566
01:18:12,200 --> 01:18:17,080
Speaker 1: the consciousness of termally ill children into these synthetic humans

1567
01:18:17,120 --> 01:18:19,519
Speaker 1: that are super powered and blah blah blah and they're

1568
01:18:19,520 --> 01:18:22,479
Speaker 1: going to be used by this young man who owns

1569
01:18:22,479 --> 01:18:25,600
Speaker 1: this company. He's the world's first trillionaire. Whatever. It's the

1570
01:18:25,680 --> 01:18:27,599
Speaker 1: shape of things to come. It's what I'm trying to say.

1571
01:18:27,800 --> 01:18:31,760
Speaker 1: This is only partly fiction, but the conceit is all

1572
01:18:31,840 --> 01:18:35,479
Speaker 1: of these kids are named after characters from Peter Pan.

1573
01:18:36,240 --> 01:18:39,040
Speaker 1: But it does if you forget that or don't realize

1574
01:18:39,040 --> 01:18:41,240
Speaker 1: it because you never read Peter Pan, or maybe you

1575
01:18:41,400 --> 01:18:45,120
Speaker 1: only know the main characters the Darling family, maybe you

1576
01:18:45,280 --> 01:18:49,400
Speaker 1: only know you know Wendy, but there are a lot

1577
01:18:49,479 --> 01:18:51,759
Speaker 1: of weird names in that book and in that play,

1578
01:18:51,840 --> 01:18:54,080
Speaker 1: and so if you forget that, it's hard to follow

1579
01:18:54,160 --> 01:18:58,479
Speaker 1: this show when the characters are named Lake suddenly or

1580
01:18:59,280 --> 01:19:03,120
Speaker 1: the lost Boy. Right, there's Nibs and Slightly and Curly

1581
01:19:03,200 --> 01:19:11,839
Speaker 1: and the twins and Sourly. Oh yeah, yeah, they change

1582
01:19:12,000 --> 01:19:14,439
Speaker 1: his h they change his name in the in the

1583
01:19:14,520 --> 01:19:18,040
Speaker 1: Disney movie. But oh jesus, what is that my new

1584
01:19:18,240 --> 01:19:22,439
Speaker 1: freaking computer? Dah oh, I hate bitch. I hate this

1585
01:19:22,680 --> 01:19:26,320
Speaker 1: so much. I'm trying to make me please. I crashed

1586
01:19:26,479 --> 01:19:30,200
Speaker 1: my flying machine. Crash this flying machine. What the new

1587
01:19:30,240 --> 01:19:32,360
Speaker 1: computer you have in here? Just starts playing stuff? I

1588
01:19:32,520 --> 01:19:36,000
Speaker 1: just yeah, out of nowhere. I'm trying to like log

1589
01:19:36,120 --> 01:19:39,560
Speaker 1: back into everything because everything is gone, of course, and

1590
01:19:39,680 --> 01:19:44,559
Speaker 1: and there's no change your pin. Okay, what's the current pin.

1591
01:19:45,520 --> 01:19:47,519
Speaker 1: That's why I'm asking to change it. You can't change

1592
01:19:47,520 --> 01:19:50,680
Speaker 1: it without knowing I just all of it. I just

1593
01:19:50,760 --> 01:19:53,080
Speaker 1: wish there was some sort of magic button you could

1594
01:19:53,120 --> 01:19:56,080
Speaker 1: just push and everything works. And I don't know why

1595
01:19:56,160 --> 01:19:59,000
Speaker 1: in twenty twenty five, when I carry a supercomputer, I'm

1596
01:19:59,000 --> 01:20:01,640
Speaker 1: my god, damn po it can't be as easy as

1597
01:20:01,760 --> 01:20:10,080
Speaker 1: just restore old computer. I felt good. Wow, uh huh

1598
01:20:10,400 --> 01:20:13,599
Speaker 1: all day long, I've been dealing with this nonsense guy

1599
01:20:13,680 --> 01:20:15,120
Speaker 1: was supposed to call me at one point thirty to

1600
01:20:15,200 --> 01:20:20,640
Speaker 1: back up program the it guy. Yeah, I'll tell you

1601
01:20:20,720 --> 01:20:23,519
Speaker 1: who needs I shouldn't say needs it help. We had

1602
01:20:23,560 --> 01:20:25,320
Speaker 1: this thing earlier in the day down in one of

1603
01:20:25,360 --> 01:20:27,680
Speaker 1: our we had this dunkin Donuts lounge or whatever they

1604
01:20:27,720 --> 01:20:30,519
Speaker 1: will use for live performances, and iHeart stuff, and we

1605
01:20:30,680 --> 01:20:32,720
Speaker 1: had our I don't know if they're biannual or what,

1606
01:20:32,840 --> 01:20:34,160
Speaker 1: but ever so often we'll get a lot of our

1607
01:20:34,160 --> 01:20:37,400
Speaker 1: advertising clients together and some people make a presentation and

1608
01:20:37,439 --> 01:20:38,960
Speaker 1: they'll ask some of the talent to be there. So

1609
01:20:39,040 --> 01:20:41,040
Speaker 1: it's me and Rover and Rob and Bill Wills and

1610
01:20:42,080 --> 01:20:44,599
Speaker 1: Jeremiah from Kiss FM me you know, all the heavies,

1611
01:20:44,720 --> 01:20:48,320
Speaker 1: Rob the Heavy, all the heavies. And I'm standing up

1612
01:20:48,320 --> 01:20:51,360
Speaker 1: against the back wall next to Dougie and so we're

1613
01:20:51,439 --> 01:20:54,720
Speaker 1: kind of chatting as someone's giving some presentation I don't know,

1614
01:20:55,200 --> 01:20:58,120
Speaker 1: and I look over and she's texting, and I don't

1615
01:20:58,160 --> 01:20:59,799
Speaker 1: know what she's texting, because it's none of my business.

1616
01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:02,479
Speaker 1: What I do know is her text is like twenty

1617
01:21:02,560 --> 01:21:06,400
Speaker 1: four point font. I go, what are you ninety? Oh? Yeah, wow?

1618
01:21:06,840 --> 01:21:08,920
Speaker 1: She goes, not like at yours. I'm like, look at mine.

1619
01:21:09,200 --> 01:21:12,479
Speaker 1: It's like normal size font. That's what I have. She

1620
01:21:12,640 --> 01:21:14,640
Speaker 1: was like a lady. A few years ago, I was

1621
01:21:14,720 --> 01:21:17,800
Speaker 1: up in the Nosebleeds for the Bob Seeger Farewell show

1622
01:21:18,040 --> 01:21:21,679
Speaker 1: at the Old Romo Fijo and there's a woman standing

1623
01:21:21,720 --> 01:21:24,240
Speaker 1: next to me who's probably in her late sixties, you know,

1624
01:21:24,400 --> 01:21:28,719
Speaker 1: like in that og Seeger Demo and em she went ninety.

1625
01:21:29,080 --> 01:21:32,439
Speaker 1: And this woman was texting somebody and I really didn't

1626
01:21:32,600 --> 01:21:36,040
Speaker 1: mean to snoop, but I couldn't help it. I like

1627
01:21:36,160 --> 01:21:39,679
Speaker 1: looked because the light's coming off her phone, and she's

1628
01:21:39,720 --> 01:21:43,640
Speaker 1: got massive font in her text. I'm like, Jesus, what

1629
01:21:43,640 --> 01:21:46,320
Speaker 1: are you playing Wheel of Fortune over there? Hi takes

1630
01:21:46,400 --> 01:21:50,840
Speaker 1: up two lines. Ye yeah, I'm like, wow, are you

1631
01:21:50,920 --> 01:21:55,519
Speaker 1: playing a hangman? Or what's happening over there? Yeah? Wow? Crazy?

1632
01:21:56,040 --> 01:22:00,400
Speaker 1: I'm still using regular whatever the default font is. Be honest,

1633
01:22:00,439 --> 01:22:03,200
Speaker 1: I am. I am getting to the point where I

1634
01:22:03,320 --> 01:22:07,600
Speaker 1: may up it a little. Really, Yeah, we've upped our standards.

1635
01:22:07,800 --> 01:22:09,880
Speaker 1: I just I just feel like, who am I? Who

1636
01:22:09,920 --> 01:22:12,240
Speaker 1: am I trying to impress? Well, not impressed. You know,

1637
01:22:12,880 --> 01:22:14,840
Speaker 1: if you need it, do it. I just I didn't

1638
01:22:14,880 --> 01:22:16,120
Speaker 1: realize that she needed it.

1639
01:22:16,320 --> 01:22:18,840
Speaker 6: I'm getting there. I'm not fully there, but I wear

1640
01:22:18,880 --> 01:22:21,360
Speaker 6: reading glasses every day when I'm on the air, so I.

1641
01:22:21,520 --> 01:22:24,200
Speaker 1: Know that because you have to read the script that

1642
01:22:24,280 --> 01:22:27,640
Speaker 1: I painstakingly write every night. Yeah, what page are you on?

1643
01:22:28,720 --> 01:22:28,920
Speaker 5: Four?

1644
01:22:29,200 --> 01:22:33,720
Speaker 1: Okay, I just get ahead. I'm six. Why are you

1645
01:22:33,840 --> 01:22:34,360
Speaker 1: on six?

1646
01:22:34,439 --> 01:22:34,720
Speaker 24: I don't know?

1647
01:22:35,520 --> 01:22:35,720
Speaker 29: Five?

1648
01:22:35,800 --> 01:22:41,080
Speaker 1: Completely painstakingly write these well into the night, Well I

1649
01:22:41,439 --> 01:22:43,719
Speaker 1: well into the night. I send them over to your assistant.

1650
01:22:43,800 --> 01:22:46,280
Speaker 1: I had Dougie on page one. We went off on

1651
01:22:46,360 --> 01:22:49,040
Speaker 1: the on the Taylor Swift thing. I'm all messed up.

1652
01:22:49,320 --> 01:22:52,920
Speaker 1: Did you hear she got engaged? She did to who Rob?

1653
01:22:53,040 --> 01:22:53,360
Speaker 1: Would you.

1654
01:22:58,240 --> 01:22:58,439
Speaker 20: Turns?

1655
01:22:58,640 --> 01:23:00,560
Speaker 1: She stole that dude that aria you're on here on

1656
01:23:00,640 --> 01:23:05,080
Speaker 1: it mm, that's on page four. She stole that dude

1657
01:23:05,120 --> 01:23:08,439
Speaker 1: that Ariana Grande stole in the first place. Which one's that?

1658
01:23:08,760 --> 01:23:14,800
Speaker 1: I don't know the guy from the player, No Pete Davis, No,

1659
01:23:15,120 --> 01:23:20,840
Speaker 1: not him, No Ellen. On the boat on Captain Funds

1660
01:23:20,880 --> 01:23:24,160
Speaker 1: floating Fandango, there was a guy using a magnifying glass

1661
01:23:24,800 --> 01:23:27,280
Speaker 1: to read his flip phone up on the top deck.

1662
01:23:27,920 --> 01:23:31,040
Speaker 1: See that's funny. That's like an affectation. You know, you

1663
01:23:31,240 --> 01:23:34,160
Speaker 1: carry it around your neck and then you just hold

1664
01:23:34,160 --> 01:23:36,280
Speaker 1: it up when you're gonna read your flip phone monicle

1665
01:23:36,360 --> 01:23:38,640
Speaker 1: to read your texts. Yeah, wall, I might do that.

1666
01:23:39,400 --> 01:23:41,040
Speaker 1: That might be better. Just hold that thing up every

1667
01:23:41,080 --> 01:23:46,760
Speaker 1: time I get get yourself some opera glasses. Oh that

1668
01:23:47,040 --> 01:23:49,120
Speaker 1: see that's even that's even more of a flex than

1669
01:23:49,160 --> 01:23:52,720
Speaker 1: a monocle. Actually, be a break it so you can

1670
01:23:52,720 --> 01:23:55,200
Speaker 1: to take out this huge case every day. What are

1671
01:23:55,240 --> 01:23:57,840
Speaker 1: you doing that I'm gonna read a text? Oh, I've

1672
01:23:57,880 --> 01:24:00,599
Speaker 1: got some texts coming in. Where are my opera glasses?

1673
01:24:01,920 --> 01:24:02,080
Speaker 18: Oh?

1674
01:24:02,280 --> 01:24:06,840
Speaker 1: Valet, oh, valet, where are my opera glasses? I need

1675
01:24:06,920 --> 01:24:07,839
Speaker 1: to read some texts?

1676
01:24:08,800 --> 01:24:08,960
Speaker 3: Oh?

1677
01:24:09,439 --> 01:24:11,160
Speaker 1: Another one damn its hold.

1678
01:24:11,040 --> 01:24:18,000
Speaker 29: On, m bring home bread and milk. Up, there's one

1679
01:24:18,120 --> 01:24:26,360
Speaker 29: more and eggs. Bring home flour and milk and eggs.

1680
01:24:27,280 --> 01:24:32,479
Speaker 29: Mamma's making a cake. Yeah, the reading glasses and the

1681
01:24:32,600 --> 01:24:37,240
Speaker 29: giant font I don't know. Maybe get listen. Make no mistake,

1682
01:24:37,600 --> 01:24:40,800
Speaker 29: my lasik is hanging on for dear life. I've had

1683
01:24:40,840 --> 01:24:43,439
Speaker 29: it for all most fifteen years. They told me it

1684
01:24:43,439 --> 01:24:45,360
Speaker 29: would take a crap in under ten probably when I

1685
01:24:45,400 --> 01:24:48,160
Speaker 29: had it done. So it's still working just fine. So

1686
01:24:48,280 --> 01:24:51,120
Speaker 29: were you near or far sighted? I was near sighted? Okay,

1687
01:24:51,160 --> 01:24:54,000
Speaker 29: I had a stigmatism, so I was near sighted, but

1688
01:24:54,080 --> 01:24:56,839
Speaker 29: I never had glasses. I think out of vanity.

1689
01:24:57,400 --> 01:24:59,360
Speaker 1: But when I first came to Cleveland, one of the

1690
01:24:59,400 --> 01:25:02,639
Speaker 1: first indoor I got was for a Lasik joint down

1691
01:25:02,680 --> 01:25:06,320
Speaker 1: the street, and independence I said absolutely yes, and so

1692
01:25:06,479 --> 01:25:08,280
Speaker 1: it was awesome, and they were They were like, you know,

1693
01:25:08,360 --> 01:25:10,519
Speaker 1: it's forty at the time. They were like, yeah, you

1694
01:25:10,600 --> 01:25:12,040
Speaker 1: kind of get in it later and some other people.

1695
01:25:12,160 --> 01:25:12,600
Speaker 11: So just the.

1696
01:25:12,840 --> 01:25:17,840
Speaker 1: Natural degradation of your eyes. This might not last just

1697
01:25:17,960 --> 01:25:21,320
Speaker 1: super long. I'm still rocking. Was it a noticeable difference

1698
01:25:21,320 --> 01:25:22,120
Speaker 1: as souls?

1699
01:25:22,200 --> 01:25:22,360
Speaker 12: Yes?

1700
01:25:22,479 --> 01:25:25,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Now what you don't want to do is

1701
01:25:26,080 --> 01:25:28,479
Speaker 1: watch the lasik being done to you because the place

1702
01:25:28,520 --> 01:25:31,280
Speaker 1: you know, they're thrown up on the monitor and they're like, well,

1703
01:25:31,400 --> 01:25:32,960
Speaker 1: this is when we cut off the top layer of

1704
01:25:33,040 --> 01:25:35,439
Speaker 1: your eye. Okay, cool, no, thank you, no, thank you.

1705
01:25:36,439 --> 01:25:40,559
Speaker 1: And so yeah, but yeah, I was like, wow, dude,

1706
01:25:40,600 --> 01:25:43,000
Speaker 1: looking at her phone. My doctor want it's like your

1707
01:25:43,040 --> 01:25:44,160
Speaker 1: phone is screaming at you.

1708
01:25:44,600 --> 01:25:47,599
Speaker 6: The optometrist wants me to get bifocals because I need

1709
01:25:48,040 --> 01:25:50,759
Speaker 6: a little bit of help seeing things at a distance,

1710
01:25:50,840 --> 01:25:52,639
Speaker 6: like especially if I'm reading something or looking up close,

1711
01:25:52,640 --> 01:25:54,120
Speaker 6: and that I look up, I can't see crap for

1712
01:25:54,240 --> 01:25:54,679
Speaker 6: a minute.

1713
01:25:55,080 --> 01:25:55,320
Speaker 12: Wow.

1714
01:25:55,720 --> 01:25:58,280
Speaker 6: So he's like, if you, if you get bifocals, but

1715
01:25:58,320 --> 01:26:00,960
Speaker 6: they're like such tiny prescriptions. I'm like, I'm gonna hold

1716
01:26:01,000 --> 01:26:03,000
Speaker 6: off on this as long as i can because that's

1717
01:26:03,000 --> 01:26:06,200
Speaker 6: going to mess me all up looking in the wrong spot.

1718
01:26:24,280 --> 01:26:25,519
Speaker 1: I can't see so good.

1719
01:26:27,120 --> 01:26:27,439
Speaker 25: Damn it.

1720
01:26:27,760 --> 01:26:38,599
Speaker 1: Oh my eyes is killing me. Yeah right, fine, understood. Yeah,

1721
01:26:38,760 --> 01:26:42,160
Speaker 1: well listen it. You know, time makes fools of us,

1722
01:26:42,200 --> 01:26:46,479
Speaker 1: all right, eventually, and sometimes other people make fools of

1723
01:26:46,640 --> 01:26:51,640
Speaker 1: us every day in my life, yes, and so what

1724
01:26:51,760 --> 01:26:54,479
Speaker 1: are you gonna do? But yeah, it was wild. I

1725
01:26:54,560 --> 01:26:56,320
Speaker 1: was kind of stand there next tour and I certainly

1726
01:26:56,360 --> 01:26:57,880
Speaker 1: want to make her feel bad. I was like, wow,

1727
01:26:58,600 --> 01:27:01,080
Speaker 1: you have giant font on your I didn't want to

1728
01:27:01,080 --> 01:27:02,400
Speaker 1: make her feel bad, so I brought it up on

1729
01:27:02,439 --> 01:27:05,960
Speaker 1: the show. Yes, well, we all talk about things, you know.

1730
01:27:06,560 --> 01:27:08,280
Speaker 1: I spent the first three years at W have a

1731
01:27:08,320 --> 01:27:10,120
Speaker 1: mess with that show making fun of me every day.

1732
01:27:10,240 --> 01:27:14,280
Speaker 1: So but yeah, I was like, wow, dude, for you, Yeah,

1733
01:27:15,360 --> 01:27:18,679
Speaker 1: it does suck. Man, eyes just start going, I guess.

1734
01:27:18,760 --> 01:27:22,120
Speaker 1: So I can't wait for the hearing when that selective

1735
01:27:22,160 --> 01:27:24,360
Speaker 1: hearing thing gets go. I can't wait. Well, I'm working

1736
01:27:24,520 --> 01:27:26,880
Speaker 1: in radio for you know, Rob and I thirty years.

1737
01:27:28,880 --> 01:27:30,640
Speaker 1: I mean I worked with people they would take their

1738
01:27:30,680 --> 01:27:32,400
Speaker 1: headphones off and you could hear them down the hall.

1739
01:27:32,520 --> 01:27:34,519
Speaker 1: They just had them cranked all the way up and

1740
01:27:34,560 --> 01:27:36,439
Speaker 1: you from like the early days. I was like, I'm

1741
01:27:36,479 --> 01:27:39,720
Speaker 1: not doing that. If I'm going to have headphones on

1742
01:27:39,960 --> 01:27:43,080
Speaker 1: my head every day for hours, I'm not doing that.

1743
01:27:43,200 --> 01:27:45,040
Speaker 1: I'm not going to be deaf by the time I'm forty.

1744
01:27:45,200 --> 01:27:48,040
Speaker 1: I always have had them on loud. I don't even

1745
01:27:48,080 --> 01:27:48,920
Speaker 1: now they're pretty loud.

1746
01:27:49,000 --> 01:27:52,360
Speaker 6: No, but I don't like I can't listen to loud

1747
01:27:52,479 --> 01:27:54,760
Speaker 6: things outside of work, you know what I mean?

1748
01:27:54,800 --> 01:27:55,560
Speaker 1: Like if the radio is on.

1749
01:27:55,640 --> 01:27:56,040
Speaker 7: I never.

1750
01:27:57,840 --> 01:28:00,960
Speaker 1: I never cranked the radio anymore. I just kind of

1751
01:28:01,680 --> 01:28:06,320
Speaker 1: I like things quiet. Well, yeah, because these the sounds,

1752
01:28:06,360 --> 01:28:08,920
Speaker 1: even though it's mostly talking. We're not playing music that much,

1753
01:28:08,960 --> 01:28:11,120
Speaker 1: but it's like, you know, they go right into our head. Yeah,

1754
01:28:11,439 --> 01:28:15,880
Speaker 1: four hours and hours a day, So imagine having to

1755
01:28:15,960 --> 01:28:18,240
Speaker 1: listen to this voice twenty four to seven. No matter

1756
01:28:18,360 --> 01:28:20,200
Speaker 1: what I do, I hear this.

1757
01:28:21,400 --> 01:28:21,920
Speaker 3: Hey, could you.

1758
01:28:22,000 --> 01:28:22,760
Speaker 1: Turn that down?

1759
01:28:22,880 --> 01:28:23,200
Speaker 3: Please?

1760
01:28:23,320 --> 01:28:29,439
Speaker 1: I'm trying to Hey, Hey, did you turn it down?

1761
01:28:30,400 --> 01:28:30,599
Speaker 19: Hello?

1762
01:28:30,960 --> 01:28:31,120
Speaker 27: Hey?

1763
01:28:31,320 --> 01:28:33,800
Speaker 1: Play whoa? You don't have anything else you can be

1764
01:28:33,840 --> 01:28:37,759
Speaker 1: playing in there? You don't have anything? Mellow ears are bleeding?

1765
01:28:38,120 --> 01:28:41,920
Speaker 1: Please blow thing? You got any what about what's his name?

1766
01:28:42,040 --> 01:28:46,719
Speaker 1: Dave kase You got Dave Kasey, Kenny g anything like that? Oops? Oops?

1767
01:28:52,040 --> 01:28:52,240
Speaker 7: Kay?

1768
01:28:58,280 --> 01:28:58,479
Speaker 11: Yeah?

1769
01:29:01,160 --> 01:29:03,240
Speaker 1: Are you doing a fantasy football thing? I am? I

1770
01:29:03,439 --> 01:29:06,200
Speaker 1: thought we talked about it briefly, but I couldn't remember because.

1771
01:29:06,200 --> 01:29:08,400
Speaker 6: Yeah, I kind of got that thrown to the wolves

1772
01:29:08,479 --> 01:29:12,000
Speaker 6: with the company league. So now I'm out commissioner of

1773
01:29:12,080 --> 01:29:15,240
Speaker 6: that league. Dietter ran it, wait, you're.

1774
01:29:15,160 --> 01:29:19,519
Speaker 1: The commissioner of the iHeart Fantasy Football League? I sure am? Wow?

1775
01:29:19,800 --> 01:29:24,599
Speaker 6: Yeah, Hotchkiss was like, hey, what do you think there's

1776
01:29:24,640 --> 01:29:26,320
Speaker 6: really not a whole lot to it. So I said, well,

1777
01:29:26,360 --> 01:29:27,120
Speaker 6: then why don't you do it?

1778
01:29:28,080 --> 01:29:30,200
Speaker 1: Wait? He came to you? Was thisn't an email or

1779
01:29:30,240 --> 01:29:31,320
Speaker 1: he came to you in person?

1780
01:29:31,560 --> 01:29:31,600
Speaker 24: No?

1781
01:29:31,720 --> 01:29:33,839
Speaker 1: He see they sent me a text. Did you attacked?

1782
01:29:33,840 --> 01:29:33,960
Speaker 18: Hey?

1783
01:29:34,040 --> 01:29:34,439
Speaker 1: Could you do?

1784
01:29:34,640 --> 01:29:34,800
Speaker 18: Why?

1785
01:29:34,920 --> 01:29:34,960
Speaker 19: You?

1786
01:29:35,360 --> 01:29:36,719
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's a great question.

1787
01:29:36,920 --> 01:29:37,160
Speaker 12: Wow.

1788
01:29:37,439 --> 01:29:38,720
Speaker 1: So I had to kind of have to figure out

1789
01:29:38,800 --> 01:29:41,240
Speaker 1: as I was going, like how to do everything? Mm hmmm.

1790
01:29:41,880 --> 01:29:44,200
Speaker 1: I play. I've played every year since I've been here,

1791
01:29:45,080 --> 01:29:46,720
Speaker 1: and you can go ahead and get that good for

1792
01:29:46,840 --> 01:29:49,919
Speaker 1: you thing ready. I'm always going to be a bridesmaid.

1793
01:29:49,960 --> 01:29:52,400
Speaker 1: I finished third the first year and I think second

1794
01:29:52,880 --> 01:29:55,080
Speaker 1: last year, So hopefully I can win the thing this year.

1795
01:29:55,160 --> 01:30:00,880
Speaker 1: But Pat Butler won last year. Your co on two

1796
01:30:00,960 --> 01:30:04,040
Speaker 1: Hours to Midnight. Yeah, we're back this week, are you?

1797
01:30:04,880 --> 01:30:05,080
Speaker 13: Oh?

1798
01:30:05,520 --> 01:30:06,479
Speaker 3: God for you?

1799
01:30:07,880 --> 01:30:11,479
Speaker 1: Yeah we are ten o'clock, ten pm, rob nothing but

1800
01:30:11,600 --> 01:30:14,880
Speaker 1: two hours of heavy metal, Me and pet Ball. So

1801
01:30:14,960 --> 01:30:17,320
Speaker 1: he won last year, he won last year. It was

1802
01:30:17,320 --> 01:30:20,640
Speaker 1: the pot. I don't know it was, uh thank so

1803
01:30:20,720 --> 01:30:25,599
Speaker 1: it's bucks oh wow? Okay, so the buy in is like, yeah,

1804
01:30:25,680 --> 01:30:27,439
Speaker 1: I think it's I think it's one hundred of guy. Okay,

1805
01:30:27,520 --> 01:30:29,040
Speaker 1: I have to look at it and I think people

1806
01:30:29,080 --> 01:30:31,160
Speaker 1: ask me to go, I go no, because it's because

1807
01:30:31,160 --> 01:30:33,719
Speaker 1: I'm just throwing darts at a board and that's usually

1808
01:30:35,040 --> 01:30:37,400
Speaker 1: how someone wins. But it ain't gonna be me. It's

1809
01:30:37,400 --> 01:30:39,839
Speaker 1: always you know, somebody, And well we had the vacancies.

1810
01:30:39,840 --> 01:30:41,040
Speaker 1: I was going to ask you, and I remember you

1811
01:30:41,160 --> 01:30:42,639
Speaker 1: being like, yeah, I don't want to do that. Well

1812
01:30:42,800 --> 01:30:45,240
Speaker 1: that's why I didn't ask you. I mean, yeah, I'm

1813
01:30:45,240 --> 01:30:47,479
Speaker 1: all for fantasy football. I think it's cool. I mean

1814
01:30:47,520 --> 01:30:50,080
Speaker 1: I pulled a couple of people. I have Ibraheimaconate at

1815
01:30:50,120 --> 01:30:54,240
Speaker 1: center back. I have Alexis McAllister midfield. I'vevann Twins menu

1816
01:30:54,360 --> 01:30:59,360
Speaker 1: at wing. Yep. I got Bruno Fernandez is my attacking midfielder,

1817
01:31:00,080 --> 01:31:03,400
Speaker 1: Alison Becker in the net. I got Omar Marouche for

1818
01:31:03,520 --> 01:31:06,360
Speaker 1: my foreword. Yep. So I mean it sounds like you're

1819
01:31:06,600 --> 01:31:10,519
Speaker 1: well on your way. Yeah, Rob, I'm all about football

1820
01:31:11,280 --> 01:31:15,719
Speaker 1: and so my fantasy Oh damn it, that's this has.

1821
01:31:15,680 --> 01:31:19,519
Speaker 20: Been self pandering to soccer fans.

1822
01:31:20,080 --> 01:31:24,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I congratulate this wrong as the so you in there,

1823
01:31:24,120 --> 01:31:29,200
Speaker 1: yeah football, Yeah, okay, No, I don't. Uh, I don't

1824
01:31:29,200 --> 01:31:31,400
Speaker 1: take part of that. Maybe one of these years I will,

1825
01:31:33,280 --> 01:31:35,000
Speaker 1: but uh, I think I did it maybe the first

1826
01:31:35,040 --> 01:31:37,680
Speaker 1: couple of years I was here and I pretty much

1827
01:31:37,720 --> 01:31:39,280
Speaker 1: have my ass handed to me. Well, if you would

1828
01:31:39,360 --> 01:31:42,799
Speaker 1: like to play again, Uh, I gotta talk to the commission.

1829
01:31:42,880 --> 01:31:46,080
Speaker 1: I know a guy. Yeah yeah, dog texted me in

1830
01:31:46,120 --> 01:31:48,320
Speaker 1: the break. She goes, I got Lasik when you did?

1831
01:31:48,760 --> 01:31:50,400
Speaker 1: I go, yeah, but you're like ten years old on me.

1832
01:31:52,600 --> 01:31:56,320
Speaker 1: I can hit her twice, I know. Wow. Yeah, No,

1833
01:31:56,400 --> 01:31:58,320
Speaker 1: I think she did because somebody told me. Last year

1834
01:31:58,320 --> 01:32:00,400
Speaker 1: I went to a place called LVC it it's Lasag

1835
01:32:00,439 --> 01:32:03,360
Speaker 1: Vision Centers in Cleveland. It's hashtag not an ad but

1836
01:32:03,520 --> 01:32:05,880
Speaker 1: Jim Principy, my buddy down there independence he's the one

1837
01:32:05,920 --> 01:32:07,680
Speaker 1: that runs the whole thing. I ran into him not

1838
01:32:07,840 --> 01:32:10,400
Speaker 1: long ago. It was like I was doing an appearance

1839
01:32:10,439 --> 01:32:12,320
Speaker 1: in the flats towards the front of the summer and

1840
01:32:12,400 --> 01:32:14,800
Speaker 1: I just happened to run into him, and I'm like, yeah,

1841
01:32:14,880 --> 01:32:17,280
Speaker 1: this is still going strong. But somebody went in there

1842
01:32:17,360 --> 01:32:19,160
Speaker 1: like last year and said that my picture is still

1843
01:32:19,200 --> 01:32:21,760
Speaker 1: on the wall. So I'm like, oh, I bet that's fun.

1844
01:32:22,640 --> 01:32:22,840
Speaker 18: You got.

1845
01:32:22,920 --> 01:32:24,479
Speaker 1: I think me and Erica, I think our pictures are

1846
01:32:24,520 --> 01:32:26,960
Speaker 1: on the wall. Oh you guys probably take that down.

1847
01:32:27,360 --> 01:32:31,920
Speaker 1: You want I'm sure there's equally prominent people who've been

1848
01:32:31,960 --> 01:32:34,679
Speaker 1: in there. They like hevin' you up there. I guess listen,

1849
01:32:34,960 --> 01:32:37,599
Speaker 1: what do you want from me? It's uh, you can't

1850
01:32:37,640 --> 01:32:40,600
Speaker 1: really tell by looking at someone if their eyes have

1851
01:32:40,680 --> 01:32:44,519
Speaker 1: gotten better. You did you sign it? Sign the picture?

1852
01:32:45,080 --> 01:32:47,719
Speaker 1: I said, there's nothing finer than being in your diner,

1853
01:32:48,439 --> 01:32:51,160
Speaker 1: is what I signed. And they said, this isn't a diner.

1854
01:32:51,600 --> 01:32:54,439
Speaker 1: Take him back again and shave off the next layer

1855
01:32:54,520 --> 01:32:55,160
Speaker 1: of cornea.

1856
01:32:55,760 --> 01:32:59,040
Speaker 12: The Ling Car Show on one of.

1857
01:33:02,120 --> 01:33:06,639
Speaker 1: The jokes aren't clever, but he at least the delivery sucks.

1858
01:33:06,680 --> 01:33:07,960
Speaker 30: The Ellen Cox Show on.

1859
01:33:20,120 --> 01:33:26,000
Speaker 1: Hey Logan, what's going on? Logan? How you doing good?

1860
01:33:26,040 --> 01:33:27,760
Speaker 1: How are you good? Guess what?

1861
01:33:28,400 --> 01:33:28,720
Speaker 18: M hm?

1862
01:33:29,360 --> 01:33:33,640
Speaker 1: I just recently started listening again. Okay, you know what

1863
01:33:33,920 --> 01:33:34,679
Speaker 1: what took you away?

1864
01:33:35,680 --> 01:33:35,840
Speaker 9: Oh?

1865
01:33:36,120 --> 01:33:38,200
Speaker 28: Just the Hillary Clinton hogwash?

1866
01:33:39,040 --> 01:33:42,640
Speaker 1: What do you mean hogwash? Hogwash? What about it? No,

1867
01:33:42,960 --> 01:33:43,559
Speaker 1: I really wanted.

1868
01:33:43,640 --> 01:33:46,160
Speaker 3: What I wanted to say is a gentleman tip.

1869
01:33:46,600 --> 01:33:50,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what it is. You keep asking me questions, Just.

1870
01:33:50,280 --> 01:33:52,719
Speaker 3: Tell me you might just have the answer.

1871
01:33:52,800 --> 01:33:54,720
Speaker 1: Alan, You're smart. I don't know what the question is.

1872
01:33:54,840 --> 01:33:56,599
Speaker 1: You said you might already have the answer to the question.

1873
01:33:56,640 --> 01:33:59,520
Speaker 1: I haven't asked you, what's your gentleman.

1874
01:33:59,280 --> 01:34:02,800
Speaker 5: Tip that you must wash your hands before you urinate?

1875
01:34:04,200 --> 01:34:04,360
Speaker 25: Right?

1876
01:34:05,400 --> 01:34:10,680
Speaker 1: Any chance you could go away again? Logan? Yes, all right,

1877
01:34:10,720 --> 01:34:14,080
Speaker 1: welcome back, logan all right, all right, good hey, Harlan

1878
01:34:14,120 --> 01:34:17,120
Speaker 1: Williams is here. And when you've got a sexy little ringtail,

1879
01:34:17,200 --> 01:34:20,160
Speaker 1: lemur like this guy, you grab him with both arms

1880
01:34:20,160 --> 01:34:22,240
Speaker 1: and you let go. How are you doing, man? Great man?

1881
01:34:22,280 --> 01:34:23,800
Speaker 1: How are you good? Long time?

1882
01:34:23,920 --> 01:34:24,880
Speaker 12: No see buddy?

1883
01:34:24,920 --> 01:34:27,439
Speaker 1: How you bet you good? To see you again? Happy holidays,

1884
01:34:27,560 --> 01:34:29,400
Speaker 1: same to you. What's the triple one?

1885
01:34:30,000 --> 01:34:30,160
Speaker 10: Oh?

1886
01:34:30,400 --> 01:34:30,800
Speaker 9: My hat?

1887
01:34:30,960 --> 01:34:34,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like from that video game Fallout? Oh right,

1888
01:34:34,280 --> 01:34:34,840
Speaker 1: are you into that?

1889
01:34:35,240 --> 01:34:35,280
Speaker 5: No?

1890
01:34:35,520 --> 01:34:36,799
Speaker 12: I just I was in a store.

1891
01:34:36,840 --> 01:34:39,200
Speaker 1: I saw a hat with three ones on it gotcha

1892
01:34:39,439 --> 01:34:41,479
Speaker 1: and I was like, cool hat. I bought it. And

1893
01:34:41,520 --> 01:34:43,960
Speaker 1: then you got dopes like me asking Everyone asked me

1894
01:34:43,960 --> 01:34:44,320
Speaker 1: about this.

1895
01:34:44,560 --> 01:34:44,760
Speaker 18: Yeah.

1896
01:34:44,840 --> 01:34:46,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, I bet your thirteen year old boys don't ask

1897
01:34:46,800 --> 01:34:50,559
Speaker 1: you the Fallout. Yeah, they all know all about it. Yeah,

1898
01:34:50,600 --> 01:34:52,600
Speaker 1: that's true. Old dudes like me got to ask you.

1899
01:34:52,840 --> 01:34:55,559
Speaker 1: It was almost kismet because I knew you were coming

1900
01:34:55,640 --> 01:34:58,720
Speaker 1: in for some reason. They showed dumb and dumber a

1901
01:34:58,760 --> 01:35:01,960
Speaker 1: lot over Thanksgiving, holl really, and so I rewatched it

1902
01:35:02,040 --> 01:35:05,000
Speaker 1: for the first time in a long time. Oh cool. Yeah,

1903
01:35:05,120 --> 01:35:07,640
Speaker 1: TBS had it on a loop or something nice, and

1904
01:35:07,800 --> 01:35:11,120
Speaker 1: it was fine to watch again. And Harlan Williams, of

1905
01:35:11,160 --> 01:35:13,760
Speaker 1: course a classic scene in the film. Yeah, man, yeah,

1906
01:35:14,200 --> 01:35:16,920
Speaker 1: the peed drinking cop and dumb and Dumber. Yeah, it was.

1907
01:35:17,240 --> 01:35:19,280
Speaker 1: It's a classic. Like it still holds up.

1908
01:35:19,520 --> 01:35:23,479
Speaker 31: Yeah, some comedy movies, a lot of movies just fade away,

1909
01:35:23,560 --> 01:35:25,439
Speaker 31: but say it was something about Mary.

1910
01:35:25,520 --> 01:35:29,320
Speaker 1: I watched that recently and another movie I was lucky

1911
01:35:29,360 --> 01:35:32,080
Speaker 1: to be in. And it holds up too, like Xelligan

1912
01:35:32,120 --> 01:35:34,599
Speaker 1: these movies, like these movies everybody loves. You're the guy

1913
01:35:34,640 --> 01:35:38,120
Speaker 1: that popped up for a few minutes. Yeah, yeah, man,

1914
01:35:38,280 --> 01:35:40,240
Speaker 1: it's better than being in a bunch of movies nobody's seen.

1915
01:35:40,360 --> 01:35:40,760
Speaker 12: That's right.

1916
01:35:40,920 --> 01:35:43,600
Speaker 31: Yeah, I don't remember. I don't remember. So yeah, no,

1917
01:35:43,800 --> 01:35:45,639
Speaker 31: I'm glad you still like it. That's great.

1918
01:35:46,080 --> 01:35:48,439
Speaker 1: Twenty years old, dude. Well that's what I like too,

1919
01:35:48,560 --> 01:35:50,760
Speaker 1: is like that. I hadn't seen it for a long time,

1920
01:35:51,240 --> 01:35:52,960
Speaker 1: and so I was like, oh, it's on, I'll watch

1921
01:35:53,040 --> 01:35:56,040
Speaker 1: it because it is funny and it was great. There's

1922
01:35:56,080 --> 01:35:58,640
Speaker 1: some movies like you ever come home late from like

1923
01:35:59,040 --> 01:36:01,800
Speaker 1: a night out. I guess Saturday night or something, and

1924
01:36:01,880 --> 01:36:04,519
Speaker 1: you're like, Okay, it's two in the morning, I'm gonna

1925
01:36:04,520 --> 01:36:06,840
Speaker 1: eat this bag of chips and go to bed. Yeah,

1926
01:36:07,240 --> 01:36:09,400
Speaker 1: and you turn on the TV just so there's some

1927
01:36:09,560 --> 01:36:12,320
Speaker 1: noise and a movie comes on and you're just like,

1928
01:36:12,600 --> 01:36:13,000
Speaker 1: oh no.

1929
01:36:13,720 --> 01:36:16,040
Speaker 31: And for me it's Forrest Gump. You have to watch

1930
01:36:16,080 --> 01:36:19,000
Speaker 31: it because every scene in Forrest Gump is great. So

1931
01:36:19,280 --> 01:36:21,600
Speaker 31: the minute you see you're just like, oh damn it,

1932
01:36:21,720 --> 01:36:24,519
Speaker 31: now I'm up for another hour, and right you get

1933
01:36:24,640 --> 01:36:25,000
Speaker 31: zoned it.

1934
01:36:25,120 --> 01:36:27,280
Speaker 13: You gotta watch them, like two and a half hours

1935
01:36:27,320 --> 01:36:28,800
Speaker 13: of Gump. For me, it's a Good Fellows. It all

1936
01:36:28,880 --> 01:36:31,360
Speaker 13: depends when. Yeah, yeah, Good Fella's is the one for me.

1937
01:36:31,479 --> 01:36:35,439
Speaker 13: Forrest Gump's one for me. If I see a fight

1938
01:36:35,520 --> 01:36:41,439
Speaker 13: club that fight dialed in Cheapers Creepers, I love that one. Yeah,

1939
01:36:41,439 --> 01:36:43,800
Speaker 13: I love them both, but the second one is great. Yeah,

1940
01:36:44,439 --> 01:36:47,480
Speaker 13: Cheapers Creepers. Bro, you like Cheepers Creepers.

1941
01:36:47,200 --> 01:36:48,040
Speaker 1: I've seen that one.

1942
01:36:48,160 --> 01:36:50,160
Speaker 18: I'm trying to think I was just watching something just

1943
01:36:50,240 --> 01:36:52,000
Speaker 18: came on the other day and end up staying up

1944
01:36:52,040 --> 01:36:53,560
Speaker 18: till like three thirty.

1945
01:36:53,320 --> 01:36:54,960
Speaker 1: In the morning. Well, was it Gump?

1946
01:36:56,000 --> 01:36:56,439
Speaker 19: Rain Man?

1947
01:36:57,280 --> 01:37:00,880
Speaker 1: No, it's a good one. Philadelphia, Oha World Dirt.

1948
01:37:00,960 --> 01:37:05,280
Speaker 18: Oh Wayne's World was on, and it's like it's two

1949
01:37:05,360 --> 01:37:08,080
Speaker 18: AM when the movie starts, and I'm like, oh.

1950
01:37:08,280 --> 01:37:10,479
Speaker 1: Sh do I stay up to watch this?

1951
01:37:10,720 --> 01:37:12,599
Speaker 18: And then I'm like, okay, I'll just watch a little

1952
01:37:12,600 --> 01:37:15,200
Speaker 18: bit until I finish my bag of chips or whatever

1953
01:37:15,200 --> 01:37:15,880
Speaker 18: the hellow is eating.

1954
01:37:16,120 --> 01:37:17,679
Speaker 1: And then the next thing I know, I'm like sitting

1955
01:37:17,720 --> 01:37:18,920
Speaker 1: there at it's three thirty am.

1956
01:37:19,000 --> 01:37:21,200
Speaker 31: I'm still watching it, and they're like, I'll watch it

1957
01:37:21,320 --> 01:37:22,560
Speaker 31: till the next commercial.

1958
01:37:23,040 --> 01:37:26,080
Speaker 1: But then they leave you hanging. Oh I got it. Yeah,

1959
01:37:26,080 --> 01:37:27,280
Speaker 1: you want to see that one scene. You want to

1960
01:37:27,320 --> 01:37:29,320
Speaker 1: hear that one line that's so crazy. Well, and that

1961
01:37:29,439 --> 01:37:30,600
Speaker 1: was the next thing I was gonna say is it

1962
01:37:30,640 --> 01:37:32,559
Speaker 1: depends on what channel you get it on. Because if

1963
01:37:32,560 --> 01:37:34,960
Speaker 1: I get Good Fellows on HBO, I go, okay, two

1964
01:37:35,040 --> 01:37:36,920
Speaker 1: hours and I'm in bed. You get a two and

1965
01:37:36,920 --> 01:37:40,000
Speaker 1: a half hour movie on like TNT, oh ye four

1966
01:37:40,080 --> 01:37:42,640
Speaker 1: hours long, it's all the commercials and crabs.

1967
01:37:42,600 --> 01:37:46,240
Speaker 31: Sit through the piasis commercial you catch, yeah, the Yeast

1968
01:37:46,360 --> 01:37:47,479
Speaker 31: commercials if.

1969
01:37:47,360 --> 01:37:49,160
Speaker 13: You catch on like FAX where they do like the

1970
01:37:49,479 --> 01:37:51,519
Speaker 13: behind the scenes stuff where they're like, oh watch it

1971
01:37:51,680 --> 01:37:55,160
Speaker 13: like inside the movie. Yeah, I like that stuff. But Yeah,

1972
01:37:55,320 --> 01:37:58,439
Speaker 13: it adds to the runtime. You're like, wow, so now

1973
01:37:59,520 --> 01:38:01,639
Speaker 13: home alone is a three and a half hour Yeah.

1974
01:38:01,720 --> 01:38:05,080
Speaker 1: God, I've been watching a lot of The Walking Dead.

1975
01:38:05,160 --> 01:38:08,640
Speaker 1: You guys watch that love. I can't figure out how

1976
01:38:08,680 --> 01:38:11,680
Speaker 1: they've how they've managed to make this one of the

1977
01:38:11,760 --> 01:38:15,839
Speaker 1: most boring seasons, though one of the most exciting characters

1978
01:38:15,880 --> 01:38:19,360
Speaker 1: in Megan this season killing me. It's so boring.

1979
01:38:19,439 --> 01:38:22,479
Speaker 31: Yeah, it's it's kind of it's jumping all over the place. Yeah,

1980
01:38:22,880 --> 01:38:26,000
Speaker 31: but it's weird. It's a weird it's a weird world.

1981
01:38:26,160 --> 01:38:28,360
Speaker 31: Like I get perplexed by a lot of it because

1982
01:38:28,800 --> 01:38:31,519
Speaker 31: when you think about the zombie Apocalypse, the way they created,

1983
01:38:31,560 --> 01:38:34,559
Speaker 31: it's like it seems like everyone died almost within twenty

1984
01:38:35,120 --> 01:38:37,880
Speaker 31: four hours, you know, most of the people that everyone

1985
01:38:38,000 --> 01:38:40,719
Speaker 31: just dropped in place and got and became a zombie.

1986
01:38:40,920 --> 01:38:43,439
Speaker 1: And I watched the show and I go, was it

1987
01:38:43,600 --> 01:38:46,759
Speaker 1: brown pants Day? In America? On the virus?

1988
01:38:46,800 --> 01:38:51,600
Speaker 31: Said, was it gap shirt Day? Where's the zombie? And

1989
01:38:51,680 --> 01:38:54,799
Speaker 31: the C three po pajamas? Wait, where's the zombie?

1990
01:38:55,280 --> 01:38:55,439
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1991
01:38:55,600 --> 01:38:59,479
Speaker 31: Or the victorious secret like undergarments? Like where is that zombie?

1992
01:39:00,240 --> 01:39:01,960
Speaker 31: And why is everybody so scared?

1993
01:39:02,080 --> 01:39:04,360
Speaker 1: I never understood why people are so scared of zombies

1994
01:39:04,520 --> 01:39:08,400
Speaker 1: because they're shuffling towards you very slow. It's the food

1995
01:39:08,479 --> 01:39:10,559
Speaker 1: that makes it scary. But even if there's one, they'll

1996
01:39:10,600 --> 01:39:15,880
Speaker 1: go just step to the side. Yeah, little matrix action.

1997
01:39:16,000 --> 01:39:18,280
Speaker 31: And they're so hungry for people that are that are

1998
01:39:18,439 --> 01:39:21,519
Speaker 31: so skinny and dead, you know, dead all that they're

1999
01:39:21,520 --> 01:39:22,200
Speaker 31: always eating.

2000
01:39:22,400 --> 01:39:24,320
Speaker 1: Like, here's how you stop the zombies.

2001
01:39:24,560 --> 01:39:28,400
Speaker 31: Point them towards a golden corral, all right, just open

2002
01:39:28,520 --> 01:39:31,000
Speaker 31: the doors and let them feast at the non stuffed

2003
01:39:31,080 --> 01:39:31,880
Speaker 31: shrimp popper.

2004
01:39:31,960 --> 01:39:35,360
Speaker 1: Both, right, they got no digestive system anymore. Put them

2005
01:39:35,360 --> 01:39:38,479
Speaker 1: to use, have them enter the Nathan's Hat dog getting contest.

2006
01:39:41,880 --> 01:39:45,160
Speaker 31: I always think there's gotta be like, you know, and

2007
01:39:45,360 --> 01:39:49,120
Speaker 31: every you know, there's always a silver lining and everything, right, Yeah,

2008
01:39:49,439 --> 01:39:52,479
Speaker 31: And I thought there's gotta be one guy that loves this, right,

2009
01:39:52,560 --> 01:39:54,599
Speaker 31: And I'm thinking, what if there's some like guy named

2010
01:39:54,680 --> 01:39:58,759
Speaker 31: Melvin who's like up in a second story window looking

2011
01:39:58,880 --> 01:40:01,920
Speaker 31: out there's four hundred zombies walking down the street, the

2012
01:40:02,040 --> 01:40:05,320
Speaker 31: walking dead, and he's up there just wringing his hands together,

2013
01:40:05,439 --> 01:40:06,800
Speaker 31: and he's a necrophiliac.

2014
01:40:08,200 --> 01:40:11,519
Speaker 1: He's like, oh, yeah, I'm getting some action. You talk

2015
01:40:11,560 --> 01:40:14,840
Speaker 1: about a popper buffet. He's looking for you.

2016
01:40:15,000 --> 01:40:15,920
Speaker 12: He's excited.

2017
01:40:16,160 --> 01:40:18,160
Speaker 1: So how have you been What have you been up to?

2018
01:40:18,360 --> 01:40:20,160
Speaker 1: Do you get home to Canada anymore?

2019
01:40:20,840 --> 01:40:25,120
Speaker 31: No, I've been working down in La I sold a

2020
01:40:25,560 --> 01:40:27,880
Speaker 31: cartoon to Disney called Puppy Dog Pal.

2021
01:40:28,000 --> 01:40:28,680
Speaker 1: I heard about that.

2022
01:40:28,880 --> 01:40:30,800
Speaker 31: It's a little Yeah, it's a little cartoon of these

2023
01:40:30,840 --> 01:40:34,040
Speaker 31: two little puppies. And we've just been working like crazy

2024
01:40:34,160 --> 01:40:37,519
Speaker 31: doing all the design work, writing the episodes. And it's

2025
01:40:37,560 --> 01:40:41,719
Speaker 31: going to premiere I think either June July or August

2026
01:40:41,800 --> 01:40:42,759
Speaker 31: in twenty seventeen.

2027
01:40:42,880 --> 01:40:46,000
Speaker 1: This is a Disney Channel thing, Disney Junior, Disney June.

2028
01:40:46,320 --> 01:40:46,960
Speaker 12: Yes, it's a.

2029
01:40:47,080 --> 01:40:51,680
Speaker 13: Really Alan's got a little baby and I have a

2030
01:40:51,880 --> 01:40:55,080
Speaker 13: niece that's about fifteen months so this they're going to

2031
01:40:55,120 --> 01:40:57,920
Speaker 13: grow up on this show. We'll make sure that they're planting.

2032
01:40:59,439 --> 01:41:00,639
Speaker 13: Get that book out your hand.

2033
01:41:00,520 --> 01:41:03,040
Speaker 1: Washing ARLT show. You know.

2034
01:41:03,280 --> 01:41:04,320
Speaker 12: I'm like it.

2035
01:41:04,439 --> 01:41:05,400
Speaker 1: I think they're gonna like it.

2036
01:41:05,520 --> 01:41:08,360
Speaker 31: It's about two little pugs, little puppies and they go

2037
01:41:08,479 --> 01:41:11,639
Speaker 31: on all these nutty adventures, and I think the kids

2038
01:41:11,680 --> 01:41:12,360
Speaker 31: are gonna dig it.

2039
01:41:12,520 --> 01:41:15,639
Speaker 1: Are you you're writing it and voicing it or what's

2040
01:41:15,720 --> 01:41:18,439
Speaker 1: your in producing it? You're fully involved in the shit.

2041
01:41:18,560 --> 01:41:21,360
Speaker 31: Fully involved I write some of the episodes, and then

2042
01:41:21,360 --> 01:41:25,479
Speaker 31: I'm involved in breaking all the episodes in the writer's room,

2043
01:41:26,040 --> 01:41:28,800
Speaker 31: and then I work with all the artists on the designs,

2044
01:41:29,120 --> 01:41:32,000
Speaker 31: and I'm doing the voice some of the voices, and

2045
01:41:32,439 --> 01:41:34,200
Speaker 31: I just oversee the whole thing, and.

2046
01:41:34,600 --> 01:41:37,479
Speaker 1: Is the animation kind of more pixary or more two

2047
01:41:37,560 --> 01:41:39,880
Speaker 1: dimensional cartoony? Look?

2048
01:41:40,000 --> 01:41:44,200
Speaker 31: It looks like a full blown like grill g Yeah, yeah,

2049
01:41:44,200 --> 01:41:45,160
Speaker 31: it looks beautiful.

2050
01:41:45,479 --> 01:41:46,600
Speaker 1: So how did you arrive at this?

2051
01:41:46,840 --> 01:41:47,000
Speaker 5: Then?

2052
01:41:47,120 --> 01:41:49,800
Speaker 1: I mean, were you You know, a lot of guys

2053
01:41:49,880 --> 01:41:51,760
Speaker 1: are like, I want to do a I don't know

2054
01:41:51,840 --> 01:41:53,320
Speaker 1: what a lot of people want to do now, but

2055
01:41:53,439 --> 01:41:54,760
Speaker 1: I mean, if you were like, I want to do

2056
01:41:54,760 --> 01:41:56,360
Speaker 1: a kid show, well, it.

2057
01:41:56,479 --> 01:41:58,280
Speaker 31: Wasn't so much a kid show, but it's just look,

2058
01:41:58,360 --> 01:42:00,680
Speaker 31: I went into Disney and I had some ideas for

2059
01:42:00,800 --> 01:42:04,360
Speaker 31: different animation shows. Oh I see and and so I'd

2060
01:42:04,400 --> 01:42:06,880
Speaker 31: been pitching it all over town and Disney Junior was

2061
01:42:06,920 --> 01:42:09,120
Speaker 31: the one that responded to it. And I just wanted

2062
01:42:09,200 --> 01:42:13,800
Speaker 31: to make this fun, comedic show about puppies. And you know,

2063
01:42:14,000 --> 01:42:17,200
Speaker 31: gratefully and thankfully they they just took to it and

2064
01:42:17,520 --> 01:42:20,559
Speaker 31: liked it. And we we've spent the last three almost

2065
01:42:20,640 --> 01:42:21,920
Speaker 31: four years working on it.

2066
01:42:22,000 --> 01:42:24,479
Speaker 1: Because the beauty of cartoons, I mean, at least in

2067
01:42:24,560 --> 01:42:26,400
Speaker 1: most of my favorite ones, is that there was always

2068
01:42:26,479 --> 01:42:29,320
Speaker 1: little winks to the adults. So if you're watching with

2069
01:42:29,479 --> 01:42:30,920
Speaker 1: your kid, you're not going crazy.

2070
01:42:31,000 --> 01:42:33,800
Speaker 31: Yeah, we definitely have that, yeah, because you got to

2071
01:42:33,880 --> 01:42:37,160
Speaker 31: keep the parents engaged just as much as the kids.

2072
01:42:37,280 --> 01:42:39,479
Speaker 13: So that is one of the things that makes those

2073
01:42:39,560 --> 01:42:43,120
Speaker 13: shows latch on. When it's a show that, like an

2074
01:42:43,200 --> 01:42:45,880
Speaker 13: Adventure Time is one that my kids liked and then

2075
01:42:45,920 --> 01:42:47,880
Speaker 13: I watched it be like, do you guys get that joke?

2076
01:42:48,000 --> 01:42:50,360
Speaker 13: And they're like, that wasn't a joking, Like, yes, it.

2077
01:42:50,479 --> 01:42:53,840
Speaker 1: Was, oh yeah, Adventure Times a trip Manah. I think

2078
01:42:53,880 --> 01:42:56,800
Speaker 1: they're done though, Yeah, yeah, I think so. I think

2079
01:42:56,880 --> 01:42:58,360
Speaker 1: that was really made for adults.

2080
01:42:58,439 --> 01:43:02,280
Speaker 13: Like First Elis Yeah, Yeah, that's one that is a

2081
01:43:02,320 --> 01:43:05,200
Speaker 13: little more out there out there, but there are plenty

2082
01:43:05,200 --> 01:43:08,040
Speaker 13: of shows like that that have those little yeahs.

2083
01:43:08,200 --> 01:43:10,479
Speaker 1: Pixar movies always have them, Oh yeah, you got you

2084
01:43:10,560 --> 01:43:13,120
Speaker 1: gotta keep the adults happy. So when you're walking around

2085
01:43:13,200 --> 01:43:15,600
Speaker 1: in you're pitching, because the pitching process can just be

2086
01:43:15,720 --> 01:43:18,840
Speaker 1: the repetitive and frustrating or whatever, and you finally get

2087
01:43:18,920 --> 01:43:21,040
Speaker 1: and they go, yes, we're gonna green like this, we

2088
01:43:21,120 --> 01:43:23,320
Speaker 1: want to do this, and you walk out and then

2089
01:43:23,360 --> 01:43:25,800
Speaker 1: you go, do you already have fifty ideas in your head?

2090
01:43:25,840 --> 01:43:27,719
Speaker 1: Do you go, holy crap, now I got to write

2091
01:43:27,760 --> 01:43:28,120
Speaker 1: this thing.

2092
01:43:28,520 --> 01:43:28,560
Speaker 27: No.

2093
01:43:28,800 --> 01:43:31,519
Speaker 31: I usually when I go in, I have, you know,

2094
01:43:31,600 --> 01:43:34,720
Speaker 31: because usually once you come up with an idea, you

2095
01:43:35,000 --> 01:43:37,240
Speaker 31: just can't help but fill in ssh it out all

2096
01:43:37,320 --> 01:43:40,040
Speaker 31: these ideas for episodes. So I had a lot of

2097
01:43:40,120 --> 01:43:42,160
Speaker 31: ideas in my head. So we went in and we

2098
01:43:42,280 --> 01:43:44,720
Speaker 31: hired a crew of writers and we just boom, boom boom.

2099
01:43:44,760 --> 01:43:46,640
Speaker 1: Did you hire other comics or people that worked in

2100
01:43:46,840 --> 01:43:49,480
Speaker 1: kind of kids television? Actually I did hire.

2101
01:43:51,120 --> 01:43:54,720
Speaker 31: Three of my stand up comedy friends to write some episodes,

2102
01:43:54,880 --> 01:43:59,160
Speaker 31: and then we hired like some more like writer type

2103
01:43:59,320 --> 01:44:01,639
Speaker 31: folks that that's what they do for a living. Yeah,

2104
01:44:01,800 --> 01:44:04,519
Speaker 31: so we have a good cross section of funny, good

2105
01:44:04,600 --> 01:44:05,680
Speaker 31: talented people in there.

2106
01:44:05,920 --> 01:44:08,120
Speaker 1: Was there a learning curve where Disney had to be

2107
01:44:08,280 --> 01:44:10,200
Speaker 1: like this is too much this way or did you

2108
01:44:10,280 --> 01:44:12,840
Speaker 1: have a good sense they liked it because they liked

2109
01:44:12,840 --> 01:44:14,160
Speaker 1: your sensibility already about it.

2110
01:44:14,280 --> 01:44:14,439
Speaker 18: Yeah.

2111
01:44:14,520 --> 01:44:16,960
Speaker 31: No, they pretty much really liked it. And you know

2112
01:44:17,040 --> 01:44:19,639
Speaker 31: there's tweaks. Tweaks we've had to make you know, sometimes

2113
01:44:19,680 --> 01:44:22,240
Speaker 31: you have to pull back here or go even further here.

2114
01:44:22,439 --> 01:44:26,280
Speaker 31: So but overall, there's been a real good symmetry between

2115
01:44:26,760 --> 01:44:30,000
Speaker 31: you know, our crew and the Disney executives, and it's

2116
01:44:30,080 --> 01:44:30,840
Speaker 31: really coming out.

2117
01:44:31,000 --> 01:44:32,920
Speaker 1: I'm really happy with it. So I would think something

2118
01:44:33,000 --> 01:44:35,160
Speaker 1: animated it would be a lot of fun because you know,

2119
01:44:35,600 --> 01:44:38,680
Speaker 1: if you watch those TV shows where there's like a

2120
01:44:38,840 --> 01:44:41,639
Speaker 1: live host and they're talking and I don't mean sesame stream,

2121
01:44:41,640 --> 01:44:43,320
Speaker 1: I mean there's a million shows like this now where

2122
01:44:43,320 --> 01:44:45,920
Speaker 1: there's like a live host. Yeah, and there's puppets there,

2123
01:44:46,240 --> 01:44:49,599
Speaker 1: but they're just talking to the kids. There's no sense

2124
01:44:49,720 --> 01:44:52,160
Speaker 1: whatsoever that there's a little bit for the adults, like hey,

2125
01:44:52,320 --> 01:44:54,680
Speaker 1: kids like Blues Clues and crap like that. It's like,

2126
01:44:54,800 --> 01:44:57,280
Speaker 1: you look at the eyes of these hosts and they're

2127
01:44:57,320 --> 01:44:59,080
Speaker 1: young and they want a gig, but they just look

2128
01:44:59,200 --> 01:45:03,040
Speaker 1: like the Jack Daniels close host. So I got into

2129
01:45:03,080 --> 01:45:03,920
Speaker 1: some kind of trouble.

2130
01:45:04,280 --> 01:45:08,880
Speaker 13: Now it was like an urban legend or something. Yeah, Yeah,

2131
01:45:08,920 --> 01:45:11,080
Speaker 13: he was going bald, and he's like, I don't look

2132
01:45:11,160 --> 01:45:14,080
Speaker 13: right for this role anymore. So yeah, I stepped away.

2133
01:45:14,080 --> 01:45:17,240
Speaker 13: I look fifteen. When I have mail pattern baldness.

2134
01:45:17,640 --> 01:45:20,200
Speaker 18: Work, when is it different than another show, like do

2135
01:45:20,280 --> 01:45:23,080
Speaker 18: they do? Does Disney buy a certain number of episodes?

2136
01:45:23,479 --> 01:45:26,679
Speaker 1: Yeah? They ordered, They ordered like fifty episodes. Oh yeah,

2137
01:45:26,960 --> 01:45:30,680
Speaker 1: So how has that that? I would imagine, at least

2138
01:45:30,760 --> 01:45:33,920
Speaker 1: for some amount of time, made going on the road

2139
01:45:34,000 --> 01:45:37,840
Speaker 1: difficult or impossible to work on the act or to

2140
01:45:38,000 --> 01:45:38,800
Speaker 1: just do stand up at all.

2141
01:45:39,000 --> 01:45:39,200
Speaker 12: Yeah.

2142
01:45:39,280 --> 01:45:42,280
Speaker 1: Well, I had to cut back last year. I cut

2143
01:45:42,360 --> 01:45:46,280
Speaker 1: back a tone. I was mostly you know, working on

2144
01:45:46,439 --> 01:45:49,559
Speaker 1: the show in our studio in Burbank. You were underground man,

2145
01:45:50,000 --> 01:45:51,920
Speaker 1: kind of underground alone. I mean I was going out

2146
01:45:51,960 --> 01:45:54,600
Speaker 1: here and there, but not as much. I purposely, you know,

2147
01:45:54,800 --> 01:45:57,960
Speaker 1: dialed everything back. And then we just finished our last

2148
01:45:58,120 --> 01:46:01,760
Speaker 1: episode about two weeks ago. So so now I'm kind

2149
01:46:01,760 --> 01:46:04,120
Speaker 1: of out and I can, you know, do a little

2150
01:46:04,160 --> 01:46:07,200
Speaker 1: more touring now. But yeah, I definitely dialed it back.

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Speaker 1: Money good on something like that. When Disney goes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: let's do it.

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Speaker 31: I guess it depends if it does well, everyone else

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Speaker 31: does well, you know, you get to cut but if

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Speaker 31: it if it doesn't do well, it's it's I mean,

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01:46:18,320 --> 01:46:21,720
Speaker 31: it pays good just to work on it. But you know,

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Speaker 31: when any TV show does well, everybody's salary goes up.

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01:46:25,800 --> 01:46:28,040
Speaker 31: You know, everything just kind of climbs the ladders.

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Speaker 1: So especially with something like that with there is like

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Speaker 1: endless merchandising, and that's that's true. Yeah, so it'll be nice.

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Speaker 1: We'll see what happens.

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Speaker 31: We'll see we'll see if But I just really I

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01:46:39,040 --> 01:46:41,200
Speaker 31: just want to see a fun show get made and

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Speaker 31: get on the air and and kids love it.

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Speaker 1: So are you going to be doing uh? Are you

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Speaker 1: going to have an hour on Netflix in the near

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Speaker 1: future or in the far future or.

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Speaker 31: Yes, I'm working I'm working on my next special okay,

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01:46:55,760 --> 01:46:58,879
Speaker 31: which is going to be kind of unlike any special

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Speaker 31: I think has ever been. I'm gonna be doing my

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Speaker 31: next special as a dog.

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Speaker 12: Okay.

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01:47:04,800 --> 01:47:08,800
Speaker 1: So is this for horizontal marketing purposes? This is you're

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Speaker 1: obsessed with canines? This is this is I've been I've

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Speaker 1: been practicing. I've been working out at clubs.

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Speaker 31: I have this crazy dog mask that looks like a

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Speaker 31: pug in the mouth, articulates and everything. Okay, So I've

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01:47:22,200 --> 01:47:25,360
Speaker 31: been going on stage is Larry the Pug and I'm

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Speaker 31: gonna do it to look like Chewbacca mom kind of yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 31: And I'm gonna do like an hour hour stand up

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Speaker 31: special as a dog.

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Speaker 1: In twenty special Larry the Pug. Yeah, okay, so now

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01:47:40,040 --> 01:47:42,960
Speaker 1: just looking at me like what But it would be

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Speaker 1: like you're you would be a normal Harlan Williams act,

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01:47:46,120 --> 01:47:47,840
Speaker 1: you just have the mask on, or it would be

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Speaker 1: more like in character, I'm the dog doing Okay, it's both.

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01:47:52,840 --> 01:47:55,280
Speaker 31: It's gonna be the dog has kind of I've I've

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Speaker 31: given the dog just because I've I've done it on

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01:47:57,680 --> 01:47:59,599
Speaker 31: stage a number of time in a little like five

2190
01:47:59,760 --> 01:48:02,680
Speaker 31: ten minute bits just to start to feel it out.

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01:48:03,280 --> 01:48:05,600
Speaker 31: And the dog is a little bit more like the

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01:48:05,760 --> 01:48:09,760
Speaker 31: dude from Big Lebowski. He's kind of like, what's up, bros? Yeah,

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01:48:09,960 --> 01:48:11,479
Speaker 31: hey Larry the Pug here bro.

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Speaker 12: You know, he's kind of more like that.

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01:48:14,400 --> 01:48:15,800
Speaker 1: Where did you go to work this out?

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Speaker 31: The very first time I did it at the San

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Speaker 31: Jose Improv about I guess about just over a month ago.

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Speaker 13: Oh recently? Was the research time you did it? Okay,

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01:48:25,800 --> 01:48:26,640
Speaker 13: the first time I did it?

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Speaker 31: And then I just did it this last weekend in Irvine,

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Speaker 31: California at the Improv.

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Speaker 1: Now do you want? Do you get on stage? They go, Hey, everybody,

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01:48:34,640 --> 01:48:36,320
Speaker 1: Harlan Wims do you get on stage?

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01:48:36,400 --> 01:48:36,600
Speaker 11: You like?

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01:48:37,280 --> 01:48:38,920
Speaker 1: And then you go here's what I'm gonna do, or

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01:48:39,040 --> 01:48:40,280
Speaker 1: do you put it on and walk up?

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01:48:40,400 --> 01:48:43,360
Speaker 31: I have the MC just so I the way my

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01:48:43,479 --> 01:48:46,200
Speaker 31: shows work, it's like an MC, a middle act, and

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Speaker 31: then I come out into hour. So what I do

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01:48:48,920 --> 01:48:51,320
Speaker 31: is I have the MC before the middle act. So

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Speaker 31: your first comedian, he's a real funny guy. Please welcome

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01:48:54,560 --> 01:48:55,320
Speaker 31: Larry the Pog.

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Speaker 12: Okay, so there's no hoop.

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01:48:57,240 --> 01:48:59,000
Speaker 31: It's just like a regular command. And then I walk

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01:48:59,080 --> 01:49:01,519
Speaker 31: out and do like ten minutes is Larry the Pog.

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01:49:01,960 --> 01:49:03,960
Speaker 31: And the crowd's really loving it so far.

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01:49:04,240 --> 01:49:05,000
Speaker 1: They don't know it's you.

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01:49:05,240 --> 01:49:07,400
Speaker 31: They don't know they most of them figure it out

2219
01:49:07,520 --> 01:49:10,519
Speaker 31: miss bac Well. But and I don't care that. Obviously

2220
01:49:10,520 --> 01:49:12,400
Speaker 31: I'm telling that it's me. I want people to know

2221
01:49:12,479 --> 01:49:15,000
Speaker 31: it's me. But but once I'm on stage, I really

2222
01:49:15,080 --> 01:49:17,760
Speaker 31: do kind of become this other because my whole head

2223
01:49:17,880 --> 01:49:18,960
Speaker 31: is I'm a dog.

2224
01:49:19,200 --> 01:49:21,240
Speaker 1: You know, I wear a blue turtle next winter. And

2225
01:49:21,320 --> 01:49:23,280
Speaker 1: you're not trying to be Tony Clifton or anything like that.

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01:49:23,439 --> 01:49:26,840
Speaker 13: Yeah, I was on the road years ago, this is

2227
01:49:26,840 --> 01:49:28,840
Speaker 13: probably ten years ago, and I was doing like a

2228
01:49:29,200 --> 01:49:31,640
Speaker 13: run of Comedy Zone gigs and I was working with

2229
01:49:31,960 --> 01:49:35,400
Speaker 13: this guy, Johnny Millwater and each night, like I didn't

2230
01:49:35,400 --> 01:49:37,640
Speaker 13: pick up on it until the last night. This guy

2231
01:49:37,720 --> 01:49:40,920
Speaker 13: would go on before me and do a guest set

2232
01:49:41,479 --> 01:49:43,560
Speaker 13: and he was just like this older like it was

2233
01:49:43,600 --> 01:49:45,320
Speaker 13: like a vet and he it was real stiff and

2234
01:49:46,080 --> 01:49:49,240
Speaker 13: dry and like wrote these really really funny one liners.

2235
01:49:49,439 --> 01:49:51,720
Speaker 1: But I'm like, we're doing guess that's how are you

2236
01:49:51,800 --> 01:49:52,320
Speaker 1: following us?

2237
01:49:52,439 --> 01:49:54,559
Speaker 13: You know, each of these gigs like three four hours apart,

2238
01:49:55,000 --> 01:49:57,400
Speaker 13: and then the last night is I'm on stage, I

2239
01:49:57,560 --> 01:50:01,200
Speaker 13: see him like skipping and hopping in the back of

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Speaker 13: the room and I go, I'm so dumb. It was

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01:50:04,960 --> 01:50:07,000
Speaker 13: him the whole time, and I didn't even pick up

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01:50:07,040 --> 01:50:09,240
Speaker 13: on it. Yeah, because he the character was I mean

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01:50:09,320 --> 01:50:12,240
Speaker 13: he he had makeup and everything, like it's like an

2244
01:50:12,280 --> 01:50:14,560
Speaker 13: old guy. He looked like a completely different person and

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01:50:14,640 --> 01:50:17,080
Speaker 13: he sold it real hard, like Spike Jones and Jackass

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01:50:17,200 --> 01:50:18,800
Speaker 13: or something. Yeah, And he would talk to me before

2247
01:50:18,880 --> 01:50:21,840
Speaker 13: his set and everything, like he had like a whole backstory.

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01:50:21,920 --> 01:50:22,120
Speaker 4: It was.

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01:50:22,400 --> 01:50:24,120
Speaker 1: It's kind of hard to keep people kind of back

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Speaker 1: on their heels a little bit, and I know what

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01:50:25,479 --> 01:50:25,960
Speaker 1: to expect.

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01:50:26,160 --> 01:50:28,840
Speaker 31: Well, you know, it's your thing anyway, my career where

2253
01:50:29,520 --> 01:50:31,920
Speaker 31: it's like, you know how many more specials. Do you

2254
01:50:32,000 --> 01:50:34,479
Speaker 31: want to see of me standing on stage with the

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01:50:34,560 --> 01:50:39,639
Speaker 31: red curtain and blue You know, I've done like twenty specials,

2256
01:50:39,680 --> 01:50:43,400
Speaker 31: have done HBO, I've done Showtime, I've done Comedy Central.

2257
01:50:43,400 --> 01:50:45,880
Speaker 31: I've done tons of them. And so now I'm at

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01:50:45,920 --> 01:50:47,840
Speaker 31: a point where I want to push the envelope. I

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01:50:47,840 --> 01:50:50,679
Speaker 31: want to push push the art form. And my last

2260
01:50:50,760 --> 01:50:53,160
Speaker 31: special two years ago was in I filmed it in

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01:50:53,200 --> 01:50:55,599
Speaker 31: the middle of the desert on a on a hill

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01:50:55,720 --> 01:50:57,559
Speaker 31: with no audience in broad daylight.

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Speaker 13: You know.

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01:50:58,360 --> 01:51:01,519
Speaker 31: I did an hour called a Force of Nature. That's

2265
01:51:01,560 --> 01:51:04,080
Speaker 31: on Netflix if you want to see it. So I've

2266
01:51:04,120 --> 01:51:08,080
Speaker 31: been waiting to be inspired for like two years. I'm like,

2267
01:51:08,200 --> 01:51:10,840
Speaker 31: what can I do next That's gonna get me excited

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01:51:10,960 --> 01:51:13,599
Speaker 31: and offer the audience something fresh and new.

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01:51:13,840 --> 01:51:16,400
Speaker 1: I still don't think you get I think you should

2270
01:51:16,439 --> 01:51:19,240
Speaker 1: get credit for starting the whole crowd work wave by

2271
01:51:19,280 --> 01:51:21,080
Speaker 1: the way, too. Oh, I think you were like the

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01:51:21,120 --> 01:51:23,680
Speaker 1: first guy to do that a while ago, and then

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01:51:23,760 --> 01:51:26,800
Speaker 1: everybody started doing just CrowdWork CDs like a talent Todd

2274
01:51:26,960 --> 01:51:29,200
Speaker 1: Berry and all very funny people. Oh they're doing it you.

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01:51:29,640 --> 01:51:31,400
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you were the first guy. I remember that

2276
01:51:31,680 --> 01:51:34,160
Speaker 1: just did an entire album of crowd Work. Oh well, yeah,

2277
01:51:34,200 --> 01:51:35,200
Speaker 1: you know it's funny you said.

2278
01:51:35,280 --> 01:51:39,120
Speaker 31: I just released Crowd Control Volume three on iTunes, so

2279
01:51:39,320 --> 01:51:41,080
Speaker 31: you go take a look at I just put it

2280
01:51:41,200 --> 01:51:41,920
Speaker 31: up last week.

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01:51:42,080 --> 01:51:45,000
Speaker 18: So yeah, it's on iTunes. That's my favorite kind of

2282
01:51:45,040 --> 01:51:47,080
Speaker 18: stand up. I like the off the cuff, I like

2283
01:51:47,160 --> 01:51:49,960
Speaker 18: the work with what you're given type of comedy. I

2284
01:51:50,000 --> 01:51:54,040
Speaker 18: think that takes more skill than preparing jokes because you

2285
01:51:54,160 --> 01:51:55,920
Speaker 18: have to you don't know what is going to be

2286
01:51:56,000 --> 01:51:58,679
Speaker 18: presented in front of you that night in the audience.

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01:51:58,800 --> 01:52:02,600
Speaker 1: It's right that constantly, Oh well, I'm glad you said that.

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01:52:02,720 --> 01:52:03,280
Speaker 12: Maneah, well, I.

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01:52:03,240 --> 01:52:05,600
Speaker 1: Guess some guys, but his in particular, There are a

2290
01:52:05,600 --> 01:52:10,400
Speaker 1: lot of guys that are good riffing off an audience member. Harlan, however,

2291
01:52:10,479 --> 01:52:13,479
Speaker 1: will get up there and irrespective of what they say,

2292
01:52:13,960 --> 01:52:16,360
Speaker 1: he'll be able to go off into some weirdo tangent.

2293
01:52:16,520 --> 01:52:17,360
Speaker 1: Just go to the next place.

2294
01:52:17,600 --> 01:52:20,080
Speaker 13: I'm like, oh, what's your job? Oh that's a dumb job,

2295
01:52:20,160 --> 01:52:21,760
Speaker 13: and you just kind of rip on that. It's a

2296
01:52:21,920 --> 01:52:23,400
Speaker 13: different you.

2297
01:52:23,840 --> 01:52:26,400
Speaker 1: You. You have a very unique process. Oh thank you.

2298
01:52:26,479 --> 01:52:28,519
Speaker 31: I had a guy I did a show not too

2299
01:52:28,600 --> 01:52:30,599
Speaker 31: long ago, Like I always love it when I find

2300
01:52:30,720 --> 01:52:36,320
Speaker 31: really unique, you know, unique careers, and and I asked

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01:52:36,320 --> 01:52:38,360
Speaker 31: the guy in the the audiences, what do you do

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01:52:38,479 --> 01:52:38,840
Speaker 31: for a living?

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01:52:38,960 --> 01:52:39,120
Speaker 11: Dude?

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01:52:39,160 --> 01:52:42,160
Speaker 31: He goes, I work in a blast furnace and I

2305
01:52:42,280 --> 01:52:44,280
Speaker 31: was like, I was like, well, hey, how are you

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01:52:44,400 --> 01:52:47,800
Speaker 31: even alive? And then second I'm like, this is gonna

2307
01:52:47,800 --> 01:52:50,080
Speaker 31: be the only guy in the world if he goes

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01:52:50,160 --> 01:52:52,679
Speaker 31: to Hell, he'll be walking around going Yeah.

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01:52:52,720 --> 01:52:52,800
Speaker 9: So.

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01:52:54,560 --> 01:53:01,080
Speaker 1: Getting hotter Puppy dog Pals conceived written voice creative Harlan Williams. Yes,

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01:53:01,280 --> 01:53:01,720
Speaker 1: good for you.

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01:53:01,960 --> 01:53:04,040
Speaker 31: And if I could mention real quick, and you want

2313
01:53:04,120 --> 01:53:07,639
Speaker 31: my podcast, The Harland Highway, we do it Monday's Thursdays.

2314
01:53:07,640 --> 01:53:10,000
Speaker 31: There's an app in your app store. Just type in

2315
01:53:10,120 --> 01:53:13,080
Speaker 31: the Harland Highway and you get my podcast for free.

2316
01:53:13,200 --> 01:53:15,960
Speaker 31: So it's a ton of fun, beautiful. Now just watch

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01:53:17,000 --> 01:53:19,240
Speaker 31: Larry the Pug is going to be more popular than

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01:53:19,320 --> 01:53:21,120
Speaker 31: you ever were in your entire career. He's going to

2319
01:53:21,160 --> 01:53:21,519
Speaker 31: take off.

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01:53:21,760 --> 01:53:24,639
Speaker 18: Imagine, he's going to be the biggest celebrity in the world,

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01:53:24,680 --> 01:53:25,200
Speaker 18: and you will.

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01:53:25,120 --> 01:53:28,760
Speaker 1: Never have to go yourself, Larry. They're going to go

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01:53:28,880 --> 01:53:32,120
Speaker 1: back and digitally insert him into all your movies. Rug

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01:53:32,240 --> 01:53:38,200
Speaker 1: Drink you like Jack Olin High Jacquelin Pug. It's always

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01:53:38,200 --> 01:53:40,120
Speaker 1: good to see you man. Thank you to Alan. Great

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01:53:40,160 --> 01:53:40,800
Speaker 1: to see you man.

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01:53:40,880 --> 01:53:42,960
Speaker 31: We go back a long way, yes, we do. Great

2328
01:53:43,000 --> 01:53:45,320
Speaker 31: to see it. Thanks for having me in. Happy holidays,

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01:53:46,479 --> 01:53:48,000
Speaker 31: carln Gosh Show.

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01:53:52,560 --> 01:53:56,320
Speaker 29: Of course, he says, calm when someone steals his stuff from.

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01:53:56,240 --> 01:54:00,040
Speaker 1: The company fridge. He needs that energy for when the

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01:54:00,280 --> 01:54:01,880
Speaker 1: books in their guest tank.

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01:54:03,800 --> 01:54:05,479
Speaker 4: Ellen Cox on.

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01:54:07,280 --> 01:54:11,120
Speaker 1: WMMS. Of course we've played this on the air before.

2335
01:54:11,840 --> 01:54:14,679
Speaker 1: How to make an ac DC song in thirty seconds?

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01:54:16,000 --> 01:54:18,080
Speaker 1: Song is called Dog in the Road and I love it.

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01:54:18,320 --> 01:54:20,840
Speaker 1: How to make an ac DC track in thirty seconds fast?

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01:54:20,840 --> 01:54:27,280
Speaker 25: You need drums, and you need bass, then you need guitar,

2339
01:54:27,560 --> 01:54:31,360
Speaker 25: or you need to know three chords, A, D and G.

2340
01:54:32,560 --> 01:54:38,440
Speaker 1: Put them together in any order and do your best

2341
01:54:38,440 --> 01:54:51,720
Speaker 1: impression of Marge Simpsons. You can't sleep on Dog on

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01:54:51,800 --> 01:54:52,400
Speaker 1: the Road boy.

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01:54:52,520 --> 01:54:53,320
Speaker 12: That is uh.

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01:54:54,080 --> 01:54:57,360
Speaker 1: The two guys from c fourth did that. That's really funny.

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01:54:57,560 --> 01:55:01,840
Speaker 1: Four or five years ago never heard. That's great. That's

2346
01:55:01,880 --> 01:55:06,320
Speaker 1: all you need to make an ac DC song, you know, though.

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01:55:06,400 --> 01:55:08,120
Speaker 6: Making fun of it as much as he's trying to

2348
01:55:08,160 --> 01:55:10,920
Speaker 6: do there, he still used a click track to do it.

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01:55:11,240 --> 01:55:13,800
Speaker 1: And that's a banger.

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01:55:14,200 --> 01:55:14,880
Speaker 4: Of course, it is.

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01:55:15,560 --> 01:55:17,160
Speaker 1: He's like, here's all you need.

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01:55:17,760 --> 01:55:17,920
Speaker 18: Ah.

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01:55:18,080 --> 01:55:23,520
Speaker 1: They mock because they love. I have to think, Hey,

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01:55:23,560 --> 01:55:25,760
Speaker 1: hell and is Eric and Pennells Pennsylvania again. You were

2355
01:55:25,760 --> 01:55:28,200
Speaker 1: talking about gas stations yesterday, and I have an etiquette

2356
01:55:28,240 --> 01:55:30,800
Speaker 1: question for you in the audience. Do you think it's

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01:55:30,840 --> 01:55:34,000
Speaker 1: polite to, after you're done pumping your gas, to remove

2358
01:55:34,040 --> 01:55:35,920
Speaker 1: your car and park it in a parking spot when

2359
01:55:36,000 --> 01:55:38,360
Speaker 1: you go in to buy your Mountain do an at

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01:55:38,960 --> 01:55:41,000
Speaker 1: I think it's really rude to leave your car at

2361
01:55:41,360 --> 01:55:44,640
Speaker 1: sheets or get gay just indefinitely when people are waiting

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01:55:44,640 --> 01:55:48,400
Speaker 1: to pump their gas. What do you think? Yeah, I

2363
01:55:48,440 --> 01:55:51,280
Speaker 1: think it's rude too. I used to be that guy though.

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01:55:51,320 --> 01:55:54,720
Speaker 1: I would go in as my gas was pumping, and

2365
01:55:54,840 --> 01:55:57,480
Speaker 1: then I was finally like, that's really bad idea, Like

2366
01:55:57,560 --> 01:55:59,960
Speaker 1: why would I do that? I'm sure I was thinking

2367
01:56:00,160 --> 01:56:01,840
Speaker 1: that I was trying to make the most of my time,

2368
01:56:01,920 --> 01:56:03,560
Speaker 1: but I was like, I shouldn't leave my car and

2369
01:56:03,640 --> 01:56:06,440
Speaker 1: attended while it's filling up with gas. So I stopped

2370
01:56:06,520 --> 01:56:08,400
Speaker 1: doing that. But yeah, you put the pump back in,

2371
01:56:08,680 --> 01:56:10,640
Speaker 1: you pull into a spot. If you're gonna go in,

2372
01:56:11,000 --> 01:56:14,440
Speaker 1: I couldn't care less. Oh you would go you would

2373
01:56:14,560 --> 01:56:16,760
Speaker 1: let your car, sit there and go in and get something.

2374
01:56:16,800 --> 01:56:19,000
Speaker 1: What do you in the store for thirty seconds a minute? Well,

2375
01:56:19,120 --> 01:56:21,080
Speaker 1: it depends on when you go. I mean when I

2376
01:56:21,240 --> 01:56:23,360
Speaker 1: used to do that when my car was filling up

2377
01:56:23,400 --> 01:56:25,200
Speaker 1: and I would go in. If I saw a line

2378
01:56:25,200 --> 01:56:27,040
Speaker 1: of people, obviously i'd walk back. I'm not going to

2379
01:56:27,080 --> 01:56:29,400
Speaker 1: stand there for twelve minutes because there's other people waiting

2380
01:56:29,480 --> 01:56:29,960
Speaker 1: get their gas.

2381
01:56:30,080 --> 01:56:33,160
Speaker 6: Totally different. If there's a line, if it's a busy

2382
01:56:33,240 --> 01:56:35,280
Speaker 6: time of day, great, move the car. But if you

2383
01:56:35,400 --> 01:56:36,600
Speaker 6: just stop it off and you're gonna go in and

2384
01:56:36,640 --> 01:56:38,360
Speaker 6: grab a soda, you know who cares.

2385
01:56:39,800 --> 01:56:41,560
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what drives me nuts are the people

2386
01:56:41,680 --> 01:56:44,040
Speaker 1: when when there are clearly a lot of people looking

2387
01:56:44,120 --> 01:56:46,160
Speaker 1: for parking spots. Let's say you're at a Target or

2388
01:56:46,160 --> 01:56:48,720
Speaker 1: a Walmart or something like that and it's busy. We'll

2389
01:56:48,880 --> 01:56:52,240
Speaker 1: use this time of year as an example. What drives

2390
01:56:52,360 --> 01:56:54,400
Speaker 1: me nuts are the people who get in their car

2391
01:56:55,440 --> 01:56:58,080
Speaker 1: and then lollygag oh. When they get out, right, you

2392
01:56:58,160 --> 01:57:01,320
Speaker 1: can tell they're checking their phone, usually an older lady.

2393
01:57:01,640 --> 01:57:05,240
Speaker 1: You can tell they're checking their phone, they're their makeup.

2394
01:57:05,280 --> 01:57:07,880
Speaker 1: I'm like, lady, I'm right, you can see I'm waiting

2395
01:57:07,920 --> 01:57:10,760
Speaker 1: to get in now again, it's not it's first world problems.

2396
01:57:10,960 --> 01:57:14,240
Speaker 1: You Yeah, that to me, man, I'm like, that is

2397
01:57:15,320 --> 01:57:18,080
Speaker 1: that's either your being willfully ignorant or it's just a

2398
01:57:18,200 --> 01:57:20,520
Speaker 1: lack of self awareness. There's other When I get in

2399
01:57:20,600 --> 01:57:22,440
Speaker 1: my car and a parking lot I want to get out,

2400
01:57:22,520 --> 01:57:25,560
Speaker 1: there's like other people looking to get you know, that's

2401
01:57:25,560 --> 01:57:27,560
Speaker 1: a big thing with me. I'm trying to not get

2402
01:57:27,640 --> 01:57:31,360
Speaker 1: in other people's way. I mean, I'm trying to accommodates

2403
01:57:31,520 --> 01:57:33,840
Speaker 1: as politely as I can. People do that on purpose.

2404
01:57:33,920 --> 01:57:36,320
Speaker 1: I am convinced of it. I think they get probably right.

2405
01:57:36,920 --> 01:57:38,280
Speaker 1: And I'm sitting there in the car. Do you're not

2406
01:57:38,360 --> 01:57:40,560
Speaker 1: gonna tell me when to pull out? I'll do it

2407
01:57:40,640 --> 01:57:46,240
Speaker 1: when I I'll tell what I'm glady. The kids are like, dude,

2408
01:57:46,280 --> 01:57:48,760
Speaker 1: just parking a difference. But no, it's a thing now.

2409
01:57:49,520 --> 01:57:53,120
Speaker 1: My blaker's honest, she could say it. That's right, ma'am.

2410
01:57:53,280 --> 01:58:00,800
Speaker 1: I'm I'm bad here, all right, Jesus Christ. Oh boy,

2411
01:58:02,040 --> 01:58:09,240
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, totally true. So yeah, if the question is

2412
01:58:09,280 --> 01:58:13,080
Speaker 1: about etiquette, I think it is better to pump your gas,

2413
01:58:13,560 --> 01:58:17,919
Speaker 1: pull in, go get your snack, because you know what happens.

2414
01:58:18,640 --> 01:58:20,240
Speaker 1: You think you might want to run in there, and

2415
01:58:20,280 --> 01:58:21,960
Speaker 1: then you get in there and you go, WHOA, I

2416
01:58:22,080 --> 01:58:25,160
Speaker 1: didn't know they had this spread. I might want a

2417
01:58:25,240 --> 01:58:28,920
Speaker 1: waiter off the roller. I might want to I don't

2418
01:58:29,000 --> 01:58:32,120
Speaker 1: know what they got a new kind of cheeto. Well,

2419
01:58:32,560 --> 01:58:34,320
Speaker 1: let me look at this for a second. If you

2420
01:58:34,400 --> 01:58:36,080
Speaker 1: know you're going to be in there for a minute, okay.

2421
01:58:36,280 --> 01:58:38,800
Speaker 6: But if you're just running in to grab like a

2422
01:58:38,920 --> 01:58:41,400
Speaker 6: pack of gum, an item a pack, if you know

2423
01:58:41,480 --> 01:58:43,160
Speaker 6: what you're going to go, get it and come back

2424
01:58:43,200 --> 01:58:45,840
Speaker 6: and stop it near your car, it's nonsense.

2425
01:58:46,120 --> 01:58:48,880
Speaker 1: Yep. If I'm going in and I know all I

2426
01:58:49,040 --> 01:58:51,400
Speaker 1: need is a pack of camel crushes for my dog,

2427
01:58:53,520 --> 01:58:56,320
Speaker 1: hopefully they'll have them, you leave the car there, all right?

2428
01:58:57,160 --> 01:58:59,760
Speaker 1: Do you shut it off every time? Do I shut

2429
01:58:59,760 --> 01:59:02,080
Speaker 1: it all off while I'm filling it up? Yeah? Yes,

2430
01:59:02,240 --> 01:59:04,040
Speaker 1: all right. I see people all the time not do that.

2431
01:59:04,400 --> 01:59:07,360
Speaker 1: Cars just running. I'm dumb when it comes to cars.

2432
01:59:07,400 --> 01:59:09,840
Speaker 1: You know, when people talk about gas fumes making things,

2433
01:59:10,160 --> 01:59:12,560
Speaker 1: it's more about like your cell phone and things like that.

2434
01:59:12,680 --> 01:59:14,160
Speaker 1: I think you're not supposed to use your cell phone

2435
01:59:14,240 --> 01:59:17,000
Speaker 1: around gas fumes. Uh. I don't even know that's true.

2436
01:59:17,040 --> 01:59:18,800
Speaker 1: I just I, yeah, I shut my car off. I

2437
01:59:18,840 --> 01:59:20,840
Speaker 1: fought my gas, I pulled the car off. I don't

2438
01:59:20,960 --> 01:59:24,680
Speaker 1: want to mess with anything. I don't want anything getting

2439
01:59:24,720 --> 01:59:25,440
Speaker 1: in the way of anything.

2440
01:59:26,280 --> 01:59:26,800
Speaker 5: I'm just trying.

2441
01:59:27,000 --> 01:59:32,440
Speaker 1: I'm trying to pump my gas. Hey drunk Sue, Hey baby, Hi,

2442
01:59:32,480 --> 01:59:32,800
Speaker 1: how are you?

2443
01:59:33,960 --> 01:59:34,680
Speaker 5: I'm doing good?

2444
01:59:34,800 --> 01:59:35,160
Speaker 18: How are you?

2445
01:59:35,440 --> 01:59:37,320
Speaker 1: I feel like I haven't heard from you in a minute.

2446
01:59:38,480 --> 01:59:40,760
Speaker 5: Oh, come on, it's only been a couple of weeks.

2447
01:59:41,040 --> 01:59:42,760
Speaker 1: That's fine that that feels like a long time. I

2448
01:59:42,800 --> 01:59:46,200
Speaker 1: thought maybe that you had given up this. I thought maybe. Well,

2449
01:59:46,200 --> 01:59:48,959
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I noticed when people who call frequently

2450
01:59:49,600 --> 01:59:51,920
Speaker 1: haven't called a much, you know. I mean, I don't

2451
01:59:51,960 --> 01:59:54,200
Speaker 1: want to manifest anything, but like, we haven't heard from

2452
01:59:54,240 --> 01:59:56,360
Speaker 1: Gaylord in a while either. And I'm sure there aren't

2453
01:59:56,360 --> 01:59:58,080
Speaker 1: a lot of people weird about that, but I'm just

2454
01:59:58,120 --> 02:00:01,040
Speaker 1: saying that here in my broadcast bubble. These are things

2455
02:00:01,120 --> 02:00:04,760
Speaker 1: I tend to notice. Okay, And then you know what,

2456
02:00:05,320 --> 02:00:07,640
Speaker 1: because you know, why Sue with somebody like you or

2457
02:00:07,720 --> 02:00:11,120
Speaker 1: gay Lord, Then my brain goes to I hope they're

2458
02:00:11,160 --> 02:00:14,480
Speaker 1: okay because we've lost people over the years. We've lost

2459
02:00:14,640 --> 02:00:17,720
Speaker 1: somehow Dick still lives, but we've lost Rick. We've lost

2460
02:00:17,800 --> 02:00:21,960
Speaker 1: drunk Mike Junior, you know, but we lost aka Becky.

2461
02:00:22,360 --> 02:00:26,200
Speaker 1: So my brain goes to, you know, given your lifestyle,

2462
02:00:26,560 --> 02:00:28,400
Speaker 1: my brain goes to, I hope Sue's okay.

2463
02:00:29,840 --> 02:00:31,040
Speaker 5: No, I'm fine, Honey.

2464
02:00:31,360 --> 02:00:32,720
Speaker 1: You're gonna outlive us all, aren't you?

2465
02:00:34,240 --> 02:00:41,560
Speaker 5: You bet your ass? I am, I'm I'm you know

2466
02:00:42,040 --> 02:00:42,760
Speaker 5: what the deal is?

2467
02:00:44,000 --> 02:00:45,440
Speaker 1: What's the deal't have.

2468
02:00:45,600 --> 02:00:47,200
Speaker 5: Me in Hell's afraid of takeover?

2469
02:00:48,160 --> 02:00:48,720
Speaker 12: I'll tell you what.

2470
02:00:48,960 --> 02:00:51,880
Speaker 1: Drunk Sue. She's got those T shirts memorized. Boy, are

2471
02:00:51,960 --> 02:00:54,120
Speaker 1: you into novelty T shirts? Sue? Do you have a

2472
02:00:54,160 --> 02:00:56,520
Speaker 1: lot of stuff like if you can read this, the

2473
02:00:56,600 --> 02:00:58,160
Speaker 1: Bitch fell Off and that kind of stuff? You had

2474
02:00:58,200 --> 02:00:59,080
Speaker 1: those kinds of shirts?

2475
02:00:59,440 --> 02:00:59,640
Speaker 3: Yeah?

2476
02:01:00,120 --> 02:01:02,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, Do you have one that says Hell Heaven doesn't

2477
02:01:02,880 --> 02:01:04,120
Speaker 1: want me in Hell's Afraid I'll take over?

2478
02:01:05,320 --> 02:01:05,360
Speaker 20: No?

2479
02:01:05,840 --> 02:01:08,720
Speaker 1: I don't have that one. Well, Christmas is coming up,

2480
02:01:10,280 --> 02:01:13,280
Speaker 1: I know. Are those shirts that you purchased for yourself

2481
02:01:13,400 --> 02:01:14,200
Speaker 1: or they're gifted to you?

2482
02:01:15,640 --> 02:01:18,720
Speaker 5: I thought you were talking about Dougie there for a minute.

2483
02:01:19,960 --> 02:01:21,240
Speaker 1: With what but with Parking?

2484
02:01:22,520 --> 02:01:22,760
Speaker 5: Yeah?

2485
02:01:23,160 --> 02:01:23,600
Speaker 12: Why is that?

2486
02:01:24,960 --> 02:01:26,760
Speaker 5: Because she's such a rotten Parker?

2487
02:01:27,320 --> 02:01:27,480
Speaker 9: Oh?

2488
02:01:27,520 --> 02:01:31,360
Speaker 1: I don't know that about her. I don't understand why

2489
02:01:31,360 --> 02:01:35,480
Speaker 1: anybody would be bad at parking. They've drawn the lines.

2490
02:01:35,160 --> 02:01:39,240
Speaker 5: For you, I know, but she can't seem to find

2491
02:01:39,600 --> 02:01:40,520
Speaker 5: the middle part.

2492
02:01:41,000 --> 02:01:43,640
Speaker 1: I see, I didn't. I'd never heard that about her.

2493
02:01:43,880 --> 02:01:46,360
Speaker 6: In her defense, the way that the garage is set up,

2494
02:01:46,440 --> 02:01:48,760
Speaker 6: she leaves, she parks in the same spot all the time,

2495
02:01:48,840 --> 02:01:51,280
Speaker 6: so she does leave a little bit of additional room

2496
02:01:51,320 --> 02:01:53,280
Speaker 6: for the person getting out on either side. Oh, that's

2497
02:01:53,320 --> 02:01:56,160
Speaker 6: here at works, that she's here at work, KLR would

2498
02:01:56,160 --> 02:01:58,600
Speaker 6: always take pictures. And oh I did about the way

2499
02:01:58,640 --> 02:01:59,120
Speaker 6: that she parks.

2500
02:01:59,160 --> 02:02:01,040
Speaker 1: Okay, I didn't know that. I don't even know what

2501
02:02:01,280 --> 02:02:03,720
Speaker 1: what her car is, so I wouldn't be able to

2502
02:02:03,760 --> 02:02:10,640
Speaker 1: point it out. But okay, well, no, no, you got

2503
02:02:10,680 --> 02:02:13,879
Speaker 1: big plans for Christmas. You got big plans for Christmas.

2504
02:02:15,440 --> 02:02:21,320
Speaker 5: You know what? Actually, this here, I do have the

2505
02:02:21,440 --> 02:02:25,680
Speaker 5: ability to get some things good.

2506
02:02:25,880 --> 02:02:29,320
Speaker 1: Okay, good for people that has me. You're saying that

2507
02:02:29,440 --> 02:02:33,520
Speaker 1: has not been the case in years past. Correct, Okay,

2508
02:02:33,680 --> 02:02:34,960
Speaker 1: well then I'm very happy to hear that.

2509
02:02:36,320 --> 02:02:37,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, me too.

2510
02:02:37,520 --> 02:02:40,280
Speaker 17: All right, I can't wait to see their faces. That's

2511
02:02:40,320 --> 02:02:41,360
Speaker 17: the best part, isn't it.

2512
02:02:42,640 --> 02:02:42,880
Speaker 19: I know?

2513
02:02:43,160 --> 02:02:43,320
Speaker 9: Right?

2514
02:02:43,680 --> 02:02:46,360
Speaker 5: All right, Okay, they never cared before, But.

2515
02:02:48,480 --> 02:02:53,080
Speaker 32: It's the thought that counts, right, well, yeah, but I

2516
02:02:53,240 --> 02:02:57,520
Speaker 32: know people that need like a certain thing, and like

2517
02:02:57,680 --> 02:03:00,840
Speaker 32: if I say it right now because I know, well yeah, no, no.

2518
02:03:00,960 --> 02:03:03,360
Speaker 1: Don't you know, don't don't give anything away. Yeah I can't.

2519
02:03:03,720 --> 02:03:04,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, I can't divulge.

2520
02:03:05,080 --> 02:03:07,800
Speaker 1: Right, which days the big celebration, Sue? Is it Christmas

2521
02:03:07,880 --> 02:03:08,920
Speaker 1: Eve or Christmas Day?

2522
02:03:12,040 --> 02:03:12,320
Speaker 11: Both?

2523
02:03:12,640 --> 02:03:12,880
Speaker 1: Both?

2524
02:03:13,080 --> 02:03:13,480
Speaker 5: Actually?

2525
02:03:15,280 --> 02:03:15,480
Speaker 18: Yeah?

2526
02:03:16,120 --> 02:03:16,480
Speaker 1: Awesome.

2527
02:03:17,000 --> 02:03:22,040
Speaker 32: The only thing I can't figure out is every New

2528
02:03:22,120 --> 02:03:24,680
Speaker 32: Year's Eve, right at midnight, I.

2529
02:03:24,720 --> 02:03:25,680
Speaker 5: Always call my dad?

2530
02:03:26,560 --> 02:03:27,400
Speaker 12: What do you call him?

2531
02:03:27,680 --> 02:03:27,880
Speaker 5: Hell?

2532
02:03:30,120 --> 02:03:33,400
Speaker 32: Well, my dad got used to keeping the phone right

2533
02:03:33,440 --> 02:03:35,400
Speaker 32: beside him on the bed because he knew i'd call

2534
02:03:35,520 --> 02:03:36,240
Speaker 32: him at midnight.

2535
02:03:36,440 --> 02:03:42,680
Speaker 1: Yeah. So the implication here is your daddy is still around.

2536
02:03:44,480 --> 02:03:45,040
Speaker 3: No he's not.

2537
02:03:45,440 --> 02:03:51,880
Speaker 1: Okay, So what you're saying is good will, right, remember right?

2538
02:03:52,000 --> 02:03:54,960
Speaker 1: I forgot about that? Sorry, Yeah, so many things going

2539
02:03:55,000 --> 02:03:56,960
Speaker 1: on here with Yeah, sorry about that. So yeah, you're

2540
02:03:57,000 --> 02:04:00,880
Speaker 1: saying that you still you still forget that you aren't

2541
02:04:00,920 --> 02:04:03,840
Speaker 1: calling him? I know. Yeah.

2542
02:04:04,440 --> 02:04:07,360
Speaker 5: But then I was like, who am I going to

2543
02:04:07,480 --> 02:04:09,400
Speaker 5: call it New Year's Eve?

2544
02:04:09,560 --> 02:04:09,720
Speaker 19: You know?

2545
02:04:10,120 --> 02:04:10,280
Speaker 16: Right?

2546
02:04:10,720 --> 02:04:16,280
Speaker 17: And my and my sister says, well not me. She

2547
02:04:16,480 --> 02:04:17,880
Speaker 17: was clearly looking for somebody to talk to.

2548
02:04:17,960 --> 02:04:20,240
Speaker 1: When the clock strikes twelve into twenty twenty five, or says,

2549
02:04:20,280 --> 02:04:22,600
Speaker 1: he goes, don't call me. I want nothing to do.

2550
02:04:22,880 --> 02:04:26,360
Speaker 32: I know, right, yeah, no, my one brother, he says,

2551
02:04:27,320 --> 02:04:29,600
Speaker 32: I will keep the phone right beside my head.

2552
02:04:30,600 --> 02:04:33,040
Speaker 1: Right, okay, all right, Well don't be a stranger, Sue,

2553
02:04:34,360 --> 02:04:38,880
Speaker 1: I won't. All right, thank you, Sume, thank you, babe.

2554
02:04:38,920 --> 02:04:44,640
Speaker 1: You're drunk suits. So usually I have a better rhythm

2555
02:04:44,720 --> 02:04:46,440
Speaker 1: with drunk suit, but I was having a hard time

2556
02:04:48,360 --> 02:04:51,280
Speaker 1: figure out what was going on there, Sue. You caught

2557
02:04:51,280 --> 02:04:57,480
Speaker 1: your bike that corection. Einstein's say, Jorge, is it Jorge

2558
02:04:57,600 --> 02:04:58,880
Speaker 1: and Ashtabula.

2559
02:04:59,480 --> 02:05:00,800
Speaker 2: Orla as going?

2560
02:05:01,160 --> 02:05:02,040
Speaker 4: Alan and Rob?

2561
02:05:02,120 --> 02:05:02,640
Speaker 2: How are you doing?

2562
02:05:02,840 --> 02:05:05,120
Speaker 1: Hey Moor? Hey, how are you? How is it an Ashtabuli?

2563
02:05:05,200 --> 02:05:05,360
Speaker 10: Are you?

2564
02:05:05,520 --> 02:05:08,120
Speaker 1: Are you neck deep in snow? Oh?

2565
02:05:08,200 --> 02:05:10,960
Speaker 3: It's like Dickey four inches Like that's a lock for her.

2566
02:05:11,040 --> 02:05:11,720
Speaker 8: But yeah, we're.

2567
02:05:11,680 --> 02:05:14,000
Speaker 1: Covered, all right?

2568
02:05:14,120 --> 02:05:14,280
Speaker 23: Are you?

2569
02:05:14,440 --> 02:05:15,960
Speaker 1: Are you gonna be able to get out? Jorge?

2570
02:05:16,760 --> 02:05:18,800
Speaker 5: Oh no, I'm actually suffering from pink eye.

2571
02:05:18,800 --> 02:05:20,520
Speaker 2: I can't really go out anywhere else going down to

2572
02:05:20,560 --> 02:05:20,880
Speaker 2: my girls.

2573
02:05:20,920 --> 02:05:30,680
Speaker 1: Boo boy. I should have known in Ashtabulah was probably

2574
02:05:30,760 --> 02:05:31,400
Speaker 1: not very light.

2575
02:05:31,720 --> 02:05:32,120
Speaker 12: I don't know.

2576
02:05:32,600 --> 02:05:37,280
Speaker 1: I can't imagine someone doing a speedy Gonzalez esque impression.

2577
02:05:37,920 --> 02:05:44,200
Speaker 1: Isn't actually a whoorgey. Hey, I got pink eye because

2578
02:05:44,240 --> 02:05:46,640
Speaker 1: I was doing something I shouldn't be doing any thing.

2579
02:05:46,720 --> 02:05:52,200
Speaker 1: It's like Day's not here. I was waiting for a

2580
02:05:52,320 --> 02:05:56,480
Speaker 1: Sister Mary elephant to start screaming there. All right, thank you,

2581
02:05:56,800 --> 02:06:02,320
Speaker 1: hoor hey, son of a bitch, Ashtabula here. I am

2582
02:06:02,560 --> 02:06:09,280
Speaker 1: concerned about the fine Ashtabulans I don't know. And Jorgey

2583
02:06:09,480 --> 02:06:13,960
Speaker 1: comes swinging in. We got sixty four inches and I

2584
02:06:14,000 --> 02:06:19,520
Speaker 1: got the pank guy. That's what he was doing. Yes, exactly, Wow, okay,

2585
02:06:20,120 --> 02:06:23,120
Speaker 1: senior gott though. I don't care for that at all.

2586
02:06:23,880 --> 02:06:29,040
Speaker 1: It's unreal. Yeah, Jorge, I hope his name is really George.

2587
02:06:29,200 --> 02:06:32,840
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, or whatever your name is. Do

2588
02:06:32,920 --> 02:06:34,760
Speaker 1: you hear me calling to the Ellen Cook shield today?

2589
02:06:35,840 --> 02:06:38,400
Speaker 1: I hope somebody did, because your friend's gonna slap you.

2590
02:06:40,360 --> 02:06:40,640
Speaker 9: Of course.

2591
02:06:40,800 --> 02:06:43,640
Speaker 1: Now his friend's probably like, no, you didn't put enough

2592
02:06:43,720 --> 02:06:46,600
Speaker 1: onto it. It's gonna call back in next time, as George.

2593
02:06:46,880 --> 02:06:53,240
Speaker 1: Uh huh, hello hello Alan. All right, anyway, George and Bula.

2594
02:06:53,440 --> 02:06:59,360
Speaker 1: I hope that the Ashtabulan's doing fine. Thank you, Jorge. Alan,

2595
02:06:59,440 --> 02:07:02,080
Speaker 1: you clearly don't know much about Ashtabula. There are many

2596
02:07:02,280 --> 02:07:06,520
Speaker 1: Mexican American families there and so many great talk. Yeah, no,

2597
02:07:06,560 --> 02:07:10,160
Speaker 1: you're right, I know Dick about Ashtabula. So there's so

2598
02:07:10,200 --> 02:07:12,920
Speaker 1: many great taco places. They call it the Taco Trail.

2599
02:07:13,360 --> 02:07:16,560
Speaker 1: So that was actually a pretty smart impersonation, is what

2600
02:07:16,720 --> 02:07:19,560
Speaker 1: this person says. All right, I know Lorrain and Painesville

2601
02:07:19,680 --> 02:07:24,040
Speaker 1: have pretty heavy Latino communities, but yeah, I don't know

2602
02:07:24,120 --> 02:07:25,320
Speaker 1: anything about Ashtabula.

2603
02:07:25,440 --> 02:07:27,400
Speaker 6: And don't get us wrong, I don't think either one

2604
02:07:27,480 --> 02:07:31,440
Speaker 6: of us was saying that there weren't Mexicans in Ashtabula,

2605
02:07:31,800 --> 02:07:33,440
Speaker 6: just saying that that guy was not one of them.

2606
02:07:34,040 --> 02:07:37,720
Speaker 1: That's right. Yes, even this person texting me said it

2607
02:07:37,800 --> 02:07:43,320
Speaker 1: was a smart impersonation. Now listen, if a Mexican American

2608
02:07:43,440 --> 02:07:47,160
Speaker 1: Ashtabulan wants to call me and co sign for Jorge,

2609
02:07:47,360 --> 02:07:50,800
Speaker 1: that's totally fine. Maybe listen, you're right, I don't know,

2610
02:07:51,160 --> 02:07:53,800
Speaker 1: maybe there's a rash of booty whole pinkey going on

2611
02:07:53,920 --> 02:07:58,080
Speaker 1: out there in Ashtabula when people can finally dig themselves

2612
02:07:58,160 --> 02:08:07,320
Speaker 1: out of their seven feet snowbanks. M Nick and Oleria

2613
02:08:07,440 --> 02:08:11,640
Speaker 1: texted me too. I've been listening to Christmas music and

2614
02:08:11,760 --> 02:08:15,360
Speaker 1: hearing rocking around the Christmas Tree. Please thank Rob for

2615
02:08:15,560 --> 02:08:19,160
Speaker 1: enhancing that song. For me because now I can't hear

2616
02:08:19,240 --> 02:08:23,600
Speaker 1: it without Brenda Lee dropping F bombs instead of pumpkin pie.

2617
02:08:23,720 --> 02:08:33,000
Speaker 1: Of course you have enhanced that song for a lot

2618
02:08:33,040 --> 02:08:36,120
Speaker 1: of people. Now it's just facts, as the company included

2619
02:08:36,440 --> 02:08:48,800
Speaker 1: just facts. Yep, yeah, well AnyWho a gas station etiquette?

2620
02:08:48,800 --> 02:08:52,840
Speaker 1: A lot of people have different thoughts on that. Alan

2621
02:08:52,880 --> 02:08:56,480
Speaker 1: people used to have to go in to pay. Nobody

2622
02:08:56,560 --> 02:09:00,240
Speaker 1: moved their car, right, But that was then. I know

2623
02:09:00,400 --> 02:09:05,040
Speaker 1: you're saying, but if you can, why wouldn't you Some

2624
02:09:05,120 --> 02:09:08,280
Speaker 1: people do go in and pay. I understand I'm talking

2625
02:09:08,480 --> 02:09:10,720
Speaker 1: or we're talking about people who like leave their car

2626
02:09:10,880 --> 02:09:14,840
Speaker 1: there while they're shopping inside. You know, I don't know

2627
02:09:15,480 --> 02:09:21,360
Speaker 1: speaking of gas etiquette. Taco Bell, if you live out

2628
02:09:21,400 --> 02:09:23,920
Speaker 1: here in Northeast Ohio, you got the shot to be

2629
02:09:24,040 --> 02:09:28,120
Speaker 1: in a Super Bowl commercial. You sent me this. I

2630
02:09:28,200 --> 02:09:32,440
Speaker 1: didn't see this. Taco Bell launching their Live Moss Drive. Boy,

2631
02:09:32,440 --> 02:09:34,240
Speaker 1: they're really hanging on to Live Moss, aren't they.

2632
02:09:34,720 --> 02:09:34,920
Speaker 27: Boy.

2633
02:09:35,400 --> 02:09:40,560
Speaker 1: Live Moss drive through cams and in Northeast Ohio in

2634
02:09:40,680 --> 02:09:44,560
Speaker 1: Middleburg Heights, the Taco Bell on East Bagley Road, I

2635
02:09:44,680 --> 02:09:47,000
Speaker 1: guess is one of the locations that they're using in

2636
02:09:47,080 --> 02:09:52,880
Speaker 1: this campaign. People can have a chance to record something

2637
02:09:52,960 --> 02:09:56,640
Speaker 1: that could be used in the Taco Bell Super Bowl commercial.

2638
02:09:57,120 --> 02:09:59,880
Speaker 1: I assume it's just what like ringcam footage or whatever.

2639
02:10:00,000 --> 02:10:03,240
Speaker 1: People going, yeah, let me get a chloopa.

2640
02:10:03,480 --> 02:10:03,680
Speaker 12: Yeah?

2641
02:10:03,960 --> 02:10:07,760
Speaker 1: Hey, could be you between was it till ten o'clock tonight? Today?

2642
02:10:07,800 --> 02:10:11,880
Speaker 1: And tomorrow? Between two and ten? Yeah? Just see like

2643
02:10:12,560 --> 02:10:16,320
Speaker 1: me getting driven up there, hammered in the passenger seat.

2644
02:10:18,480 --> 02:10:21,600
Speaker 1: So Mexican visa of it?

2645
02:10:22,880 --> 02:10:25,200
Speaker 13: What and why?

2646
02:10:25,560 --> 02:10:28,960
Speaker 1: Guy's name? Would you guy? Rid of the double decker taco?

2647
02:10:29,280 --> 02:10:32,120
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, sir, could you repeat your order please? I said,

2648
02:10:32,320 --> 02:10:37,839
Speaker 1: what here taco? It'll make those any double decker tacos,

2649
02:10:38,320 --> 02:10:43,400
Speaker 1: mexicue double decker taco And I'm sorry, sure, we're all

2650
02:10:43,480 --> 02:10:47,040
Speaker 1: out of the double decker tacos. I put this in here, Honey.

2651
02:10:47,200 --> 02:10:49,720
Speaker 1: How do you go? Let's go? I don't want to

2652
02:10:49,840 --> 02:10:55,040
Speaker 1: If they don't have my Mexican visa. Why no, I

2653
02:10:55,120 --> 02:11:03,120
Speaker 1: can offer you some Cinnabon poppers, got it? Drive just trive? Okay,

2654
02:11:04,040 --> 02:11:08,800
Speaker 1: that would be me in the commercial. Uh huh, all right, can.

2655
02:11:08,800 --> 02:11:18,000
Speaker 13: Hear me your Mountain two Baja regular? Well, get over

2656
02:11:18,080 --> 02:11:19,120
Speaker 13: to Middleburg Heights.

2657
02:11:19,400 --> 02:11:21,280
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it. I'm just gonna get drunk first.

2658
02:11:21,400 --> 02:11:23,760
Speaker 1: By the way, that's how you know that they want

2659
02:11:23,800 --> 02:11:27,080
Speaker 1: to use this for like a mainstream legit commercial, because

2660
02:11:27,080 --> 02:11:31,040
Speaker 1: it's between two and ten. If they wanted legit Taco

2661
02:11:31,160 --> 02:11:34,360
Speaker 1: Bell footage, it would be from eleven to four am.

2662
02:11:34,760 --> 02:11:35,800
Speaker 1: Just flip it ten to two.

2663
02:11:36,200 --> 02:11:36,400
Speaker 9: Yeah.

2664
02:11:36,600 --> 02:11:42,320
Speaker 1: Any there you go, everybody leaving the bars. Yep, I

2665
02:11:42,520 --> 02:11:45,240
Speaker 1: haven't had, and I love Taco Bell. I just have

2666
02:11:45,480 --> 02:11:49,040
Speaker 1: not gotten over there in forever. I can't tie you

2667
02:11:49,040 --> 02:11:50,560
Speaker 1: the last time I Taco Bell. I was having it

2668
02:11:50,640 --> 02:11:52,840
Speaker 1: once a week for a while, really well, because we

2669
02:11:52,960 --> 02:11:55,120
Speaker 1: used to have the cantina down here on euclid Oh,

2670
02:11:55,160 --> 02:11:57,480
Speaker 1: and then it closed down when we lived out at

2671
02:11:57,480 --> 02:12:01,440
Speaker 1: Oak Tree. That was my little Friday treat. Every Friday,

2672
02:12:01,560 --> 02:12:04,600
Speaker 1: go have Taco Bell. But I haven't had. I couldn't

2673
02:12:04,640 --> 02:12:06,120
Speaker 1: tell you the last time I had Taco Bell.

2674
02:12:06,280 --> 02:12:06,880
Speaker 13: And I like it.

2675
02:12:08,280 --> 02:12:10,640
Speaker 1: But anyway, commercial, So there you should get over there

2676
02:12:11,320 --> 02:12:14,320
Speaker 1: East Bagley Road in Middleburg Heights today and tomorrow between

2677
02:12:14,360 --> 02:12:18,080
Speaker 1: two p and ten p. You can record something that

2678
02:12:18,320 --> 02:12:21,760
Speaker 1: might show up in the Taco Bell super Bowl commercial.

2679
02:12:23,440 --> 02:12:29,560
Speaker 1: I gotta get something to the advice stomach. I'm feeling

2680
02:12:30,560 --> 02:12:33,440
Speaker 1: I gotta get something in my stomach. Well, you've come

2681
02:12:33,520 --> 02:12:35,840
Speaker 1: to the right place. We've definitely got something that will

2682
02:12:35,880 --> 02:12:37,440
Speaker 1: go in your stomach. So do you have a go

2683
02:12:37,560 --> 02:12:38,000
Speaker 1: to order?

2684
02:12:38,280 --> 02:12:38,440
Speaker 9: I do.

2685
02:12:39,280 --> 02:12:41,880
Speaker 6: It's been again like you, it's something and I don't

2686
02:12:41,920 --> 02:12:44,320
Speaker 6: eat very often. I like the bean burrito, the straight

2687
02:12:44,400 --> 02:12:47,240
Speaker 6: up burrito, I am a fan. And the double deck

2688
02:12:47,280 --> 02:12:49,200
Speaker 6: or taco that's not a joke. That's that's something I

2689
02:12:49,360 --> 02:12:51,360
Speaker 6: was into. They don't make them anymore. Apparently I just

2690
02:12:51,440 --> 02:12:54,800
Speaker 6: cut that. They do they So that was the soft

2691
02:12:54,920 --> 02:12:57,520
Speaker 6: shell with the beans and the hard shell in the

2692
02:12:57,520 --> 02:12:59,520
Speaker 6: middle and then normal. Now I guess they do it

2693
02:12:59,560 --> 02:13:02,040
Speaker 6: with cheese or something. They call it something different, so

2694
02:13:02,360 --> 02:13:06,080
Speaker 6: instead of that brief fried beans on the outside, they do.

2695
02:13:06,120 --> 02:13:08,120
Speaker 1: It with cheese, which I think is just stupid.

2696
02:13:08,480 --> 02:13:11,920
Speaker 6: Why would you take away the goodness that is the

2697
02:13:12,000 --> 02:13:15,160
Speaker 6: soft into the herd? Understood? I don't know anyway, I

2698
02:13:15,200 --> 02:13:16,800
Speaker 6: don't need it very often, but that if I were

2699
02:13:16,840 --> 02:13:19,120
Speaker 6: to go right now, I would ask.

2700
02:13:19,040 --> 02:13:21,680
Speaker 1: Them to like special, make that, and then because there

2701
02:13:21,680 --> 02:13:23,720
Speaker 1: are some things that they will do, they'll do special.

2702
02:13:23,920 --> 02:13:27,320
Speaker 1: Yeah what about you? Oh God, what do I get?

2703
02:13:27,400 --> 02:13:32,480
Speaker 1: I will get two of the dorrito locos tacos. I

2704
02:13:32,600 --> 02:13:36,920
Speaker 1: love those, and then I'll get like a cheesy Gordiita crunch,

2705
02:13:38,080 --> 02:13:41,360
Speaker 1: or I'll get like a chicken Chilloupa supreme, and then

2706
02:13:41,360 --> 02:13:44,120
Speaker 1: I'll get a Baja blast and if I die, you

2707
02:13:44,240 --> 02:13:44,520
Speaker 1: dive in.

2708
02:13:44,680 --> 02:13:44,880
Speaker 7: Well.

2709
02:13:45,040 --> 02:13:47,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I guess I can eat three tacos.

2710
02:13:47,160 --> 02:13:50,400
Speaker 1: I mean they're not massive, right. If I'm at there

2711
02:13:50,640 --> 02:13:56,000
Speaker 1: late night, I go give me swell Facos centabuns, a

2712
02:13:56,040 --> 02:13:57,520
Speaker 1: whole dozen of cent of buns, and then you know

2713
02:13:57,560 --> 02:13:59,000
Speaker 1: what I do. I have a couple of them because

2714
02:13:59,000 --> 02:14:00,480
Speaker 1: they bring them right out of the friar, a couple

2715
02:14:00,520 --> 02:14:02,200
Speaker 1: of them, but then I leave the rest of them

2716
02:14:02,560 --> 02:14:06,160
Speaker 1: in the counter on the counter overnight and then next

2717
02:14:06,400 --> 02:14:12,280
Speaker 1: morning when they're kind of stale. Oh, I just beat

2718
02:14:12,320 --> 02:14:14,120
Speaker 1: the rest of the taco bell that I fell asleep

2719
02:14:14,200 --> 02:14:16,520
Speaker 1: with in the morning, so I got a bag of it,

2720
02:14:16,640 --> 02:14:19,000
Speaker 1: and then I just decide, well, this is gonna hurt

2721
02:14:19,000 --> 02:14:20,400
Speaker 1: for the rest of the day, so I'll have another

2722
02:14:20,480 --> 02:14:23,200
Speaker 1: bite of this taco I didn't finish. You shake it

2723
02:14:23,280 --> 02:14:26,040
Speaker 1: off your chest and then you have the rest of it. Yeah.

2724
02:14:26,680 --> 02:14:30,680
Speaker 6: I really don't remember the last time. Uh, I ate it,

2725
02:14:30,960 --> 02:14:34,720
Speaker 6: but ate it sober. It was my go to if

2726
02:14:34,760 --> 02:14:35,320
Speaker 6: I was drunk.

2727
02:14:35,440 --> 02:14:39,680
Speaker 1: I have mostly eaten it sober. Really yeah, I love

2728
02:14:39,720 --> 02:14:41,920
Speaker 1: those bean burritos though. Oh yeah.

2729
02:14:46,040 --> 02:14:47,240
Speaker 20: Show on one.

2730
02:14:51,680 --> 02:14:54,840
Speaker 1: He was placed in an escape pod moments.

2731
02:14:54,520 --> 02:14:59,040
Speaker 10: Before his home planet was destroyed by the Devourer of Work.

2732
02:15:00,720 --> 02:15:05,360
Speaker 1: He is a god among them with superhuman powers, at

2733
02:15:05,400 --> 02:15:11,480
Speaker 1: least that's what his will says. Why one seven mms

2734
02:15:11,920 --> 02:15:16,600
Speaker 1: Hey Larry, speak of the devil and he appears. What's

2735
02:15:16,640 --> 02:15:16,880
Speaker 1: going on?

2736
02:15:17,040 --> 02:15:17,320
Speaker 8: Larry?

2737
02:15:17,920 --> 02:15:18,080
Speaker 11: Hey?

2738
02:15:18,120 --> 02:15:18,400
Speaker 5: Ellen?

2739
02:15:18,400 --> 02:15:20,360
Speaker 1: How are you? I'm good man. How's it been living

2740
02:15:20,440 --> 02:15:21,760
Speaker 1: with Larry? Uh?

2741
02:15:21,920 --> 02:15:22,160
Speaker 24: You know what?

2742
02:15:22,280 --> 02:15:23,640
Speaker 2: It's a secret my family?

2743
02:15:24,240 --> 02:15:24,360
Speaker 19: Now?

2744
02:15:24,400 --> 02:15:24,840
Speaker 1: Why is that?

2745
02:15:26,040 --> 02:15:27,240
Speaker 2: My mom hated the name.

2746
02:15:27,320 --> 02:15:30,800
Speaker 28: I'm actually a junior, so everybody goes by my middle name.

2747
02:15:31,440 --> 02:15:31,920
Speaker 9: And what is that?

2748
02:15:33,560 --> 02:15:37,160
Speaker 28: She just cannot stand the name Larry for some odd reason.

2749
02:15:37,920 --> 02:15:40,400
Speaker 12: No, what I'm what is the middle name?

2750
02:15:41,040 --> 02:15:42,720
Speaker 2: It's actually Robert, Robert.

2751
02:15:42,840 --> 02:15:45,480
Speaker 1: Everybody calls you Robbie and not Larry. That's it man,

2752
02:15:48,480 --> 02:15:49,760
Speaker 1: Congratulations Robert.

2753
02:15:50,480 --> 02:15:53,600
Speaker 28: Yeah, that's great. Growing up, go by Larry Robin. People

2754
02:15:53,640 --> 02:15:54,240
Speaker 28: actually thought I.

2755
02:15:54,280 --> 02:15:56,040
Speaker 2: Was a twin, so it was actually pretty funny.

2756
02:15:56,200 --> 02:15:58,000
Speaker 1: But by both do you ever go by Robley?

2757
02:16:00,080 --> 02:16:00,600
Speaker 2: Might be a new one.

2758
02:16:00,680 --> 02:16:02,320
Speaker 1: Might have to try out, all right, try it and

2759
02:16:02,440 --> 02:16:10,680
Speaker 1: report back. Thank you, Larry. He's out and Copley Hey, Damon, Yes,

2760
02:16:10,920 --> 02:16:11,280
Speaker 1: what's up.

2761
02:16:11,880 --> 02:16:13,680
Speaker 19: Hey, I'm just calling to let you know that the

2762
02:16:13,840 --> 02:16:17,600
Speaker 19: Nora virus actually started in Norwalk, Ohio. It's actually called

2763
02:16:17,600 --> 02:16:20,040
Speaker 19: the Norwalks of Pride.

2764
02:16:21,840 --> 02:16:24,040
Speaker 1: You know, every town in America needs something to be

2765
02:16:24,160 --> 02:16:27,440
Speaker 1: proud of. You know, French Lick, Indiana's got Larry Bird.

2766
02:16:27,720 --> 02:16:31,000
Speaker 1: The Norwalk, Ohio has got a rhinovirus.

2767
02:16:31,400 --> 02:16:34,360
Speaker 19: Yeah, yet a food born honus, I believe at a

2768
02:16:34,720 --> 02:16:35,280
Speaker 19: state fair.

2769
02:16:35,400 --> 02:16:37,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, a state fair.

2770
02:16:37,560 --> 02:16:37,800
Speaker 33: See.

2771
02:16:38,080 --> 02:16:40,760
Speaker 1: I can never figure out why. Rather than setting up

2772
02:16:40,800 --> 02:16:45,040
Speaker 1: these expensive taxpayer funded labs, they should just take a

2773
02:16:45,240 --> 02:16:47,880
Speaker 1: mobile unit to set down in the middle of any

2774
02:16:48,080 --> 02:16:51,240
Speaker 1: state fair and you will probably be exposed to more

2775
02:16:52,000 --> 02:16:55,360
Speaker 1: foreign cultures that you could study than anything. Stuff crawling

2776
02:16:55,400 --> 02:16:58,120
Speaker 1: on the elephant ears and the cotton candy.

2777
02:16:58,720 --> 02:17:00,760
Speaker 33: Well, I think it's ironic that they for flu shots

2778
02:17:00,800 --> 02:17:04,600
Speaker 33: at marks, which it's the most likely place you're going

2779
02:17:04,640 --> 02:17:05,039
Speaker 33: to catch.

2780
02:17:04,920 --> 02:17:09,080
Speaker 1: The flu, or any public place. Well. The thing is, though,

2781
02:17:09,160 --> 02:17:12,280
Speaker 1: is that they offer flu shots now everywhere, which makes

2782
02:17:12,320 --> 02:17:17,400
Speaker 1: me think twice about the efficacy of the generic flu shot.

2783
02:17:17,840 --> 02:17:19,720
Speaker 1: If I can go to Walgreens and get a flu

2784
02:17:19,840 --> 02:17:23,120
Speaker 1: shot by the guy working the photo booth, yeah, there's

2785
02:17:23,320 --> 02:17:26,920
Speaker 1: sticking in there. Great when you get it back a

2786
02:17:26,920 --> 02:17:27,480
Speaker 1: gum or anything.

2787
02:17:27,600 --> 02:17:30,200
Speaker 34: No, when you go to a doctor's office too, they

2788
02:17:30,280 --> 02:17:31,439
Speaker 34: have stacks of magazines.

2789
02:17:31,480 --> 02:17:32,840
Speaker 1: I'm like, why would I want to touch that?

2790
02:17:33,120 --> 02:17:35,840
Speaker 18: Why on earth would I pick up something that sick

2791
02:17:35,920 --> 02:17:36,960
Speaker 18: people have all touched.

2792
02:17:37,000 --> 02:17:39,200
Speaker 1: The waiting room would probably be the worst place, right

2793
02:17:39,320 --> 02:17:39,640
Speaker 1: it is.

2794
02:17:39,879 --> 02:17:43,320
Speaker 17: It's got to be Hey, Kristin, Hey guys, what's up?

2795
02:17:43,440 --> 02:17:43,800
Speaker 1: Kristin.

2796
02:17:44,240 --> 02:17:48,760
Speaker 22: So I'm a nurse practitioner in internal medicine. So anything

2797
02:17:48,840 --> 02:17:51,880
Speaker 22: that you would associate a general practitioner for, that's what

2798
02:17:52,040 --> 02:17:55,880
Speaker 22: I do. I treat flues, cold, diabetes, heart failure or whatever.

2799
02:17:56,760 --> 02:17:58,880
Speaker 22: And I just wanted to let Erica know that.

2800
02:17:59,120 --> 02:18:04,200
Speaker 1: Wait, just I'm sorry, Christened to interrupt. Flu and colds

2801
02:18:04,320 --> 02:18:06,560
Speaker 1: are in the same strata as heart failure.

2802
02:18:08,200 --> 02:18:11,760
Speaker 22: Well, you know, I specialize in chronic disease management. Okay,

2803
02:18:12,200 --> 02:18:15,200
Speaker 22: so the majority of patients ICY come in for you know,

2804
02:18:15,400 --> 02:18:18,000
Speaker 22: routine maintenance of their chronic diseases.

2805
02:18:18,080 --> 02:18:22,520
Speaker 1: But Christen sits down looking over the guy's chart. Well,

2806
02:18:22,560 --> 02:18:24,560
Speaker 1: seems to be the problem, mister Randolph. Well, I've got

2807
02:18:24,560 --> 02:18:26,119
Speaker 1: a bit of a sniffle and I'm having.

2808
02:18:26,000 --> 02:18:32,160
Speaker 13: A heart attack. Oh boy, could you get the d

2809
02:18:32,360 --> 02:18:34,959
Speaker 13: FIB and maybe some airborne yeah.

2810
02:18:34,920 --> 02:18:35,800
Speaker 1: Whatever, you know.

2811
02:18:36,040 --> 02:18:38,360
Speaker 22: And I definitely would not touch the magazines in the

2812
02:18:38,400 --> 02:18:39,039
Speaker 22: waiting room.

2813
02:18:38,920 --> 02:18:39,360
Speaker 3: Either, but.

2814
02:18:41,440 --> 02:18:43,880
Speaker 1: Flintstone vitamin out here, I don't touch them in mind

2815
02:18:43,920 --> 02:18:45,879
Speaker 1: because they're all in Spanish and I can't read that anyway,

2816
02:18:46,000 --> 02:18:54,240
Speaker 1: So Windstone. Yeah, Well, people who are yeah, medical pharmaceutical sales. Yeah,

2817
02:18:54,280 --> 02:18:59,000
Speaker 1: they're sitting there dragging a dopey overhead compartment bag with

2818
02:18:59,120 --> 02:19:01,520
Speaker 1: them sitting there all day long. I remember when I

2819
02:19:01,560 --> 02:19:03,720
Speaker 1: was coming out of college. That was the hot thing.

2820
02:19:04,120 --> 02:19:06,280
Speaker 1: It was the hot job that everybody with half a

2821
02:19:06,320 --> 02:19:08,000
Speaker 1: brain was going to do because all they heard were

2822
02:19:08,080 --> 02:19:10,760
Speaker 1: dollar signs. It's like, okay, if you want to spend

2823
02:19:10,760 --> 02:19:13,160
Speaker 1: your life having doctors blow you off all day long,

2824
02:19:13,440 --> 02:19:16,120
Speaker 1: right walking around hospitals waiting for somebody to see you,

2825
02:19:16,440 --> 02:19:18,080
Speaker 1: it's money to be made, obviously.

2826
02:19:18,480 --> 02:19:20,480
Speaker 33: But a lot of people I got broken up with

2827
02:19:20,600 --> 02:19:23,440
Speaker 33: for a pharmacy pharmaceutical salesman, like what did you?

2828
02:19:23,600 --> 02:19:23,880
Speaker 23: What does you?

2829
02:19:23,920 --> 02:19:26,320
Speaker 1: What does this guy do? Oh he's a pharmaceutical salesman.

2830
02:19:26,320 --> 02:19:30,039
Speaker 1: I was like, ooh, Cloud, all right, I was yeah.

2831
02:19:30,040 --> 02:19:33,280
Speaker 33: I was like wow, all right, then okay, could he

2832
02:19:33,560 --> 02:19:37,600
Speaker 33: get me some fun stuff entertaining thousands of people?

2833
02:19:37,800 --> 02:19:37,959
Speaker 12: Right?

2834
02:19:38,760 --> 02:19:42,080
Speaker 1: Could you, at least as a parting gift, sweetheart, hook

2835
02:19:42,200 --> 02:19:46,760
Speaker 1: me up with a gross of sealis. It is the weekender, Hey,

2836
02:19:47,400 --> 02:19:51,280
Speaker 1: rick yees Sir. Rick is number one fifteen on the

2837
02:19:51,320 --> 02:19:52,839
Speaker 1: Alankos Show Blacklist.

2838
02:19:52,920 --> 02:19:54,520
Speaker 28: But Shack is one fifty.

2839
02:19:54,600 --> 02:20:00,760
Speaker 1: I want sixteen one sixteen. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Rick. See,

2840
02:20:00,800 --> 02:20:03,280
Speaker 1: I just read what tea Bag put and I just

2841
02:20:03,680 --> 02:20:07,160
Speaker 1: I wasn't thinking. I was just reading. I apologize. Mono

2842
02:20:07,640 --> 02:20:07,920
Speaker 1: is a.

2843
02:20:08,080 --> 02:20:11,520
Speaker 34: Kissing disease and you can't get off the grass if

2844
02:20:11,560 --> 02:20:12,240
Speaker 34: somebody have.

2845
02:20:13,840 --> 02:20:17,240
Speaker 1: Honey, know it's a kissing disease because I read, mister Derek,

2846
02:20:18,120 --> 02:20:19,480
Speaker 1: sure you haven't been kissing.

2847
02:20:20,360 --> 02:20:21,720
Speaker 12: I cared, but I'll be careful.

2848
02:20:21,800 --> 02:20:28,400
Speaker 1: What I kire? Oh yeah, anyway, see what had happened was.

2849
02:20:30,640 --> 02:20:32,440
Speaker 12: You gotta be careful who you kissing.

2850
02:20:33,240 --> 02:20:33,680
Speaker 3: That's right.

2851
02:20:35,320 --> 02:20:38,200
Speaker 34: People don't have good my origin hydiene, you.

2852
02:20:41,760 --> 02:20:48,200
Speaker 1: Go out, you go. People don't have good rock right,

2853
02:20:48,280 --> 02:20:50,760
Speaker 1: wrectly you know what I gotta do the finish line,

2854
02:20:51,040 --> 02:21:00,920
Speaker 1: bring it on right, okay, thank you. Wreck Commedian Mike

2855
02:21:00,959 --> 02:21:02,640
Speaker 1: Farrell is hanging out today. You'll find him on the

2856
02:21:02,680 --> 02:21:05,720
Speaker 1: tweeter at Farrell Michael J F A R E L

2857
02:21:05,879 --> 02:21:08,760
Speaker 1: L two rs two l's, well three l's, because there's

2858
02:21:08,760 --> 02:21:10,880
Speaker 1: an Llen Michael, right, So there's three l's in a

2859
02:21:10,959 --> 02:21:13,360
Speaker 1: row one. You know what, I'm gonna change it. I

2860
02:21:13,560 --> 02:21:16,360
Speaker 1: think I'm gonna change are you. It's kind of complicated,

2861
02:21:16,440 --> 02:21:21,600
Speaker 1: it is, yeah, you know. And I yeah, Well twenty

2862
02:21:21,760 --> 02:21:27,800
Speaker 1: twelve was Cleveland's warmest on record. Really take that for

2863
02:21:27,879 --> 02:21:30,560
Speaker 1: whatever you want. But yeah, we barely got snow last year.

2864
02:21:31,440 --> 02:21:33,720
Speaker 1: That is true. See I was, I was okay, yeah,

2865
02:21:33,720 --> 02:21:36,680
Speaker 1: because last was really warm. Yeah, yeah, super mild. I

2866
02:21:36,720 --> 02:21:38,880
Speaker 1: remember digging the car out last winter one or two times.

2867
02:21:38,920 --> 02:21:39,200
Speaker 9: That was it.

2868
02:21:39,680 --> 02:21:41,959
Speaker 1: I don't think we're gonna get that lucky this year.

2869
02:21:42,560 --> 02:21:44,840
Speaker 33: You gotta read the Farmer's Almanac. I swear by the

2870
02:21:44,879 --> 02:21:48,800
Speaker 33: Farmer's Almanac. They still make the Farmer's Almanac, and it's

2871
02:21:48,959 --> 02:21:49,640
Speaker 33: on target.

2872
02:21:49,720 --> 02:21:49,840
Speaker 32: Man.

2873
02:21:49,959 --> 02:21:52,840
Speaker 1: I remember my dad had one in the flat drawer

2874
02:21:52,959 --> 02:21:56,480
Speaker 1: of his roll top desk, you know, the Farmer's Almanac.

2875
02:21:56,640 --> 02:21:58,240
Speaker 1: My father sat me down at that one time. He's like,

2876
02:21:58,280 --> 02:22:00,880
Speaker 1: look at it, look at it. It's right, what is it?

2877
02:22:01,160 --> 02:22:04,800
Speaker 1: They predict the seasons. It's using history as a guide

2878
02:22:04,800 --> 02:22:05,720
Speaker 1: for the future, and.

2879
02:22:06,160 --> 02:22:08,320
Speaker 33: The farming history and how the crops grow and everything

2880
02:22:08,360 --> 02:22:09,960
Speaker 33: like that they say. They say it's all just in

2881
02:22:10,080 --> 02:22:13,080
Speaker 33: some kind of weird balance that it works.

2882
02:22:13,160 --> 02:22:14,920
Speaker 1: Man, it's it's just.

2883
02:22:14,959 --> 02:22:23,560
Speaker 33: As good as weather predicting regular scientifically high. They tche wow, except.

2884
02:22:23,320 --> 02:22:29,760
Speaker 1: Except Jeff Farmer's Almond access He's using the Doppler three

2885
02:22:29,879 --> 02:22:35,080
Speaker 1: thousand took the place of the Farmer's Almanac some time ago.

2886
02:22:35,640 --> 02:22:38,120
Speaker 1: It'd be great if there was a local all the

2887
02:22:38,200 --> 02:22:40,840
Speaker 1: local news stations that are trying to one up each other,

2888
02:22:40,920 --> 02:22:45,600
Speaker 1: who would have because listen, basically, uh news is news.

2889
02:22:46,000 --> 02:22:48,039
Speaker 1: So all the local stations are going to be reporting

2890
02:22:48,160 --> 02:22:51,800
Speaker 1: the same stories pretty much. We'll have an exclusive here

2891
02:22:51,920 --> 02:22:56,040
Speaker 1: or there, but the same stories. You would think the

2892
02:22:56,160 --> 02:22:59,440
Speaker 1: weather is going to be even more the same. But boy,

2893
02:22:59,520 --> 02:23:01,840
Speaker 1: that's where they plant their flag. We've got the most

2894
02:23:02,000 --> 02:23:05,760
Speaker 1: accurate weather. It's the Midwest. Like we know what's coming,

2895
02:23:06,440 --> 02:23:09,560
Speaker 1: you know. Doppler nine thousand, Well, what are they?

2896
02:23:10,240 --> 02:23:13,160
Speaker 33: I'm just interested each year what new twists the news

2897
02:23:13,160 --> 02:23:15,600
Speaker 33: are gonna, you know, just start reporting false things.

2898
02:23:15,959 --> 02:23:18,840
Speaker 1: Yeah it's gonna be a tornado. Maybe we're gonna have

2899
02:23:18,920 --> 02:23:21,720
Speaker 1: a snow hurricane and frogs. Yeah here's sports.

2900
02:23:22,959 --> 02:23:23,160
Speaker 12: Yeah.

2901
02:23:23,520 --> 02:23:25,560
Speaker 1: But I think it would be cool if in lieu

2902
02:23:25,640 --> 02:23:27,560
Speaker 1: of Doppler eighteen thousand.

2903
02:23:27,320 --> 02:23:27,840
Speaker 12: Or whatever they do.

2904
02:23:27,959 --> 02:23:30,720
Speaker 1: They got the big globe on the graphic with the glow,

2905
02:23:30,800 --> 02:23:32,959
Speaker 1: you know, the dome on the up is that they

2906
02:23:33,040 --> 02:23:34,720
Speaker 1: just have a guy come out in front of a

2907
02:23:34,760 --> 02:23:37,840
Speaker 1: green skin reading the farmers on the neck. We're gonna

2908
02:23:37,840 --> 02:23:38,680
Speaker 1: get a couple of for.

2909
02:23:38,760 --> 02:23:39,480
Speaker 5: The year, Lena.

2910
02:23:39,480 --> 02:23:42,240
Speaker 1: Get a couple of inches tomorrow and we'll be fine.

2911
02:23:42,440 --> 02:23:45,480
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. Hose off

2912
02:23:45,560 --> 02:23:48,480
Speaker 1: the tractor. I'm oll tell you what. It's gonna be

2913
02:23:48,600 --> 02:23:49,200
Speaker 1: a tough one.

2914
02:23:49,280 --> 02:23:50,800
Speaker 33: Do you ever knows there's two different I'll tell you

2915
02:23:50,879 --> 02:23:54,280
Speaker 33: what's is there. I'll tell you what. Yeah, And I'll

2916
02:23:54,280 --> 02:23:54,600
Speaker 33: tell you what.

2917
02:23:56,400 --> 02:23:57,120
Speaker 12: I'll tell you what.

2918
02:23:57,840 --> 02:23:59,680
Speaker 33: I only know that because my uncle Dave table all

2919
02:23:59,680 --> 02:24:01,320
Speaker 33: about it. He was he was the master of I'll

2920
02:24:01,360 --> 02:24:03,720
Speaker 33: tell you what. Yeah, yeah, there was, there was several

2921
02:24:03,760 --> 02:24:04,480
Speaker 33: different I'll tell you what.

2922
02:24:04,840 --> 02:24:05,560
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what.

2923
02:24:05,800 --> 02:24:08,360
Speaker 33: It's going to be a hot Christmas. If he really

2924
02:24:08,480 --> 02:24:10,760
Speaker 33: liked the beer he was drinking, it was o'kay, you what.

2925
02:24:12,680 --> 02:24:14,200
Speaker 33: And if he was like if you had to take

2926
02:24:14,240 --> 02:24:17,800
Speaker 33: a quick level, like, I'll tell you what, so you're

2927
02:24:17,800 --> 02:24:20,840
Speaker 33: able to gauge his moods. Yeah, yeah, just by the right, statement,

2928
02:24:20,879 --> 02:24:23,920
Speaker 33: that's all he said. It was like a verbal farmer's almond. Right, yeah,

2929
02:24:24,080 --> 02:24:30,400
Speaker 33: you're able to solid. Okay, Hey Josh, what's going on?

2930
02:24:31,160 --> 02:24:33,520
Speaker 1: Happy New Year? I'm so glad you guys are back.

2931
02:24:33,600 --> 02:24:37,240
Speaker 1: Hey ditt oh, Happy new Year, and Erica, you are beautiful.

2932
02:24:37,400 --> 02:24:37,760
Speaker 1: Look at that.

2933
02:24:39,080 --> 02:24:40,080
Speaker 28: Going to take a couple of cents.

2934
02:24:40,080 --> 02:24:40,280
Speaker 1: Bag.

2935
02:24:40,320 --> 02:24:43,160
Speaker 19: You're talking about doctor's offices in the waiting room and

2936
02:24:43,240 --> 02:24:43,960
Speaker 19: how gross they are.

2937
02:24:44,920 --> 02:24:46,640
Speaker 22: The kid you'd go.

2938
02:24:46,720 --> 02:24:48,880
Speaker 19: Into the waiting room and they had a chest time

2939
02:24:49,000 --> 02:24:52,280
Speaker 19: divider and one side was for sick people and the

2940
02:24:52,360 --> 02:24:54,400
Speaker 19: other side were for people just getting checkouts.

2941
02:24:55,160 --> 02:24:57,280
Speaker 1: Like that's going to do anything. Well, it's like the

2942
02:24:57,320 --> 02:24:59,840
Speaker 1: smoking section in a restaurant exactly.

2943
02:25:00,080 --> 02:25:00,280
Speaker 12: Yeah.

2944
02:25:01,080 --> 02:25:03,640
Speaker 1: Or on airplanes. It's unbelievable that they used to have

2945
02:25:03,720 --> 02:25:05,199
Speaker 1: smoking sections on an airplane.

2946
02:25:05,200 --> 02:25:05,920
Speaker 5: Every was like, ah, this is.

2947
02:25:05,959 --> 02:25:07,680
Speaker 1: Great, this will be just fine.

2948
02:25:07,800 --> 02:25:11,920
Speaker 5: This is my smoking section, right all right, thank you, Josh,

2949
02:25:12,760 --> 02:25:13,200
Speaker 5: take care.

2950
02:25:18,640 --> 02:25:21,160
Speaker 1: This is my whole high school. This is oh yeah,

2951
02:25:21,280 --> 02:25:24,400
Speaker 1: like two AM and a little Magna Fox TV. Yeah,

2952
02:25:25,320 --> 02:25:29,040
Speaker 1: Robin went out to market post oh yeah, or Marshall Warfield.

2953
02:25:29,440 --> 02:25:31,720
Speaker 1: Depends on how you wanted to go. It's fine however

2954
02:25:31,760 --> 02:25:34,720
Speaker 1: you wanted to do it. It's fine. Hey, you were

2955
02:25:34,840 --> 02:25:35,720
Speaker 1: paying rent at that time.

2956
02:25:35,879 --> 02:25:37,960
Speaker 12: No, whatever it right?

2957
02:25:38,320 --> 02:25:41,600
Speaker 11: Uh huh, look on the woodblocks, wait for the woodblocks.

2958
02:25:44,760 --> 02:25:49,560
Speaker 11: Just grab a socket, tune in, right, let's do it

2959
02:25:49,640 --> 02:25:50,080
Speaker 11: one more time.

2960
02:25:50,120 --> 02:25:56,320
Speaker 1: Went away? Yeah, okay, classic. Uh you guys want some

2961
02:25:56,360 --> 02:25:58,400
Speaker 1: prison mail? Yeah all right.

2962
02:26:00,080 --> 02:26:05,160
Speaker 7: Mama shouldn't have did what a dune dere Papa didn't

2963
02:26:05,240 --> 02:26:09,160
Speaker 7: call it a gun sitting here running now later a

2964
02:26:09,240 --> 02:26:13,560
Speaker 7: home I just don't up here.

2965
02:26:13,760 --> 02:26:21,320
Speaker 1: All all right, go through what we got here, and uh,

2966
02:26:21,560 --> 02:26:24,400
Speaker 1: some one comes to us from innate number five seven

2967
02:26:24,520 --> 02:26:30,400
Speaker 1: four zero five to one. John over at Laurci. Where's

2968
02:26:30,440 --> 02:26:37,840
Speaker 1: that Lorraine Correctional Institution in Grafton, Ohio? He said, a

2969
02:26:37,879 --> 02:26:40,920
Speaker 1: photo of himself. I gotta see that picture. Mentioned this

2970
02:26:41,200 --> 02:26:43,360
Speaker 1: uh earlier scene as an aside.

2971
02:26:45,360 --> 02:26:48,480
Speaker 34: You say, okay, yes, he looks tough, he's uh.

2972
02:26:48,920 --> 02:26:51,920
Speaker 1: He's clear. He's got a couple of under eyed tats

2973
02:26:52,000 --> 02:26:55,880
Speaker 1: that make him look like he's a dangerous winebacker for

2974
02:26:55,959 --> 02:26:58,520
Speaker 1: the San Diego Chargers. Right, but one of them is

2975
02:26:58,640 --> 02:27:01,760
Speaker 1: clearly looks like a pistol. Unless this is just a

2976
02:27:01,959 --> 02:27:05,320
Speaker 1: mark on the photo. Maybe he added those in, maybe

2977
02:27:05,360 --> 02:27:09,800
Speaker 1: he cheer it on. Maybe he old school photoshop to

2978
02:27:09,879 --> 02:27:17,320
Speaker 1: the picture anyway, and he included in his correspondence the

2979
02:27:17,480 --> 02:27:19,920
Speaker 1: prison menu. This is the first one of these we've got.

2980
02:27:21,200 --> 02:27:27,000
Speaker 1: I'm hoping that his letter nice refers to this. You

2981
02:27:27,080 --> 02:27:29,240
Speaker 1: can get elcas eeltzer and tells you how much eighty

2982
02:27:29,280 --> 02:27:33,600
Speaker 1: five cents sixty five point per week limit. You can

2983
02:27:33,680 --> 02:27:37,320
Speaker 1: only buy twelve cans of soda at a time. You

2984
02:27:37,440 --> 02:27:41,080
Speaker 1: can so you know you're in America. You can only

2985
02:27:41,200 --> 02:27:43,440
Speaker 1: have twenty four cans of soda in your cell at

2986
02:27:43,520 --> 02:27:46,080
Speaker 1: one time. You can only drink a case of beer

2987
02:27:46,080 --> 02:27:48,959
Speaker 1: in this bar tonight. You can only Yeah.

2988
02:27:50,240 --> 02:27:52,440
Speaker 34: Does it say like menu for days of the week

2989
02:27:52,560 --> 02:27:52,920
Speaker 34: or something.

2990
02:27:53,080 --> 02:27:56,000
Speaker 1: Nope. You can order. You can order earbuds. You can

2991
02:27:56,120 --> 02:28:05,520
Speaker 1: order a clip on fan, orange gatorade, mellon gum, not

2992
02:28:05,680 --> 02:28:07,200
Speaker 1: just three hots in the cap. You think they're putting

2993
02:28:07,200 --> 02:28:10,320
Speaker 1: an aluminum tray full of gruel in these guys. That's

2994
02:28:10,400 --> 02:28:11,840
Speaker 1: not the case. I know a lot of people that

2995
02:28:11,920 --> 02:28:15,880
Speaker 1: that's what's sound appealing to. Right. You can order frozen food.

2996
02:28:15,879 --> 02:28:18,520
Speaker 1: You get kill basa. They're out of berry crunch cereal.

2997
02:28:19,520 --> 02:28:22,560
Speaker 1: So sorry, people who are currently committing crimes. And we'll

2998
02:28:22,600 --> 02:28:28,920
Speaker 1: eventually get in here Friday. We'll be having fistatas group

2999
02:28:29,000 --> 02:28:36,119
Speaker 1: limit four boxes of cookies per week. Just FYI, Hey, Allen,

3000
02:28:36,200 --> 02:28:39,879
Speaker 1: hate the show feeling like an effing dog in a cage.

3001
02:28:41,160 --> 02:28:43,000
Speaker 1: My name is John. I listened to the show daily.

3002
02:28:43,040 --> 02:28:49,680
Speaker 1: I'm currently serving thirteen years for rape and felonious assault.

3003
02:28:51,520 --> 02:28:54,720
Speaker 1: The assault part did take place, there was no rape

3004
02:28:54,840 --> 02:28:58,039
Speaker 1: to it. If you want to know how I was played,

3005
02:28:58,280 --> 02:29:01,800
Speaker 1: what's getting good? This guy didn't go to Steubenville High

3006
02:29:01,879 --> 02:29:05,440
Speaker 1: by any chance, did he? Oh God, I want to

3007
02:29:05,480 --> 02:29:08,320
Speaker 1: feel worse about the world. Google that Steubenville High School

3008
02:29:08,360 --> 02:29:11,880
Speaker 1: video video. That kid better find his way to the

3009
02:29:11,959 --> 02:29:15,160
Speaker 1: Philippines and find a jungle to hide in for the

3010
02:29:15,200 --> 02:29:19,560
Speaker 1: rest of his life. Anyway, I want to know how

3011
02:29:19,600 --> 02:29:22,119
Speaker 1: it is played and given a forced plea deal in court.

3012
02:29:22,680 --> 02:29:26,720
Speaker 1: Let me know on air and my next letter will explain. Yes, John,

3013
02:29:27,200 --> 02:29:32,760
Speaker 1: I'd like to know we would Jesus, this guy wrote

3014
02:29:32,840 --> 02:29:35,039
Speaker 1: him like eight point font Why couldn't we just explain

3015
02:29:35,120 --> 02:29:37,640
Speaker 1: it here? That's what you call it? Teaser. He's learning

3016
02:29:37,760 --> 02:29:40,880
Speaker 1: just from listening to this segment. He's learning if you

3017
02:29:40,920 --> 02:29:44,440
Speaker 1: want to. If you are wondering what the tattoo says

3018
02:29:44,600 --> 02:29:53,000
Speaker 1: on my face? Him writing, yeah, it says oh man,

3019
02:29:53,440 --> 02:29:58,119
Speaker 1: this guy does not mess around. It says fun under

3020
02:29:58,200 --> 02:30:00,080
Speaker 1: his right eye, says f under his left eye. It

3021
02:30:00,120 --> 02:30:04,720
Speaker 1: says you. That's a good way to, you know, get

3022
02:30:04,760 --> 02:30:12,360
Speaker 1: a job, to get out of a crime when you're

3023
02:30:12,400 --> 02:30:15,240
Speaker 1: trying to defend yourself against a rape case. Good way

3024
02:30:15,280 --> 02:30:17,600
Speaker 1: to do it, anyway. It's a message for people that

3025
02:30:17,680 --> 02:30:19,920
Speaker 1: don't like me, and for the one who played me.

3026
02:30:20,879 --> 02:30:26,120
Speaker 1: Couldn't you just have cards made up? Do what you

3027
02:30:26,160 --> 02:30:28,360
Speaker 1: want with a picture. It's yours now. I was raised

3028
02:30:28,360 --> 02:30:31,320
Speaker 1: in Ohio City, oh right, in my neck of the woods.

3029
02:30:32,040 --> 02:30:35,680
Speaker 1: Shout out some questions about prison and I will answer them,

3030
02:30:37,160 --> 02:30:39,360
Speaker 1: all right. He included the commissary sheet.

3031
02:30:39,440 --> 02:30:40,000
Speaker 12: Thank you for that.

3032
02:30:42,840 --> 02:30:44,959
Speaker 1: Why did you get those tattoos? There you go, that's

3033
02:30:45,000 --> 02:30:48,359
Speaker 1: me shouting out them. Here is my take on gun control.

3034
02:30:48,840 --> 02:30:51,160
Speaker 1: I'm a felon. I know I can't walk into a

3035
02:30:51,200 --> 02:30:53,800
Speaker 1: gun shop and buy a gun, so I'll keep buying

3036
02:30:53,840 --> 02:30:56,959
Speaker 1: them from a buddy down the street. All strict gun

3037
02:30:57,040 --> 02:30:59,480
Speaker 1: laws mean is that honest, upstanding people have a harder

3038
02:30:59,520 --> 02:31:03,800
Speaker 1: time getting guns, people like me. It has no effect

3039
02:31:03,879 --> 02:31:06,039
Speaker 1: on It's all a waste of time.

3040
02:31:07,360 --> 02:31:08,400
Speaker 12: W ai st.

3041
02:31:09,959 --> 02:31:12,600
Speaker 1: I had two stolen guns that I traded for an

3042
02:31:12,800 --> 02:31:16,800
Speaker 1: SKS with thirty round clip. This guy is a baller.

3043
02:31:18,680 --> 02:31:21,000
Speaker 1: Usually we got these guys. Hey, I'm in here for

3044
02:31:21,240 --> 02:31:24,760
Speaker 1: check fraud this. I don't even know what that guns.

3045
02:31:25,160 --> 02:31:25,360
Speaker 13: Yeah.

3046
02:31:27,400 --> 02:31:28,560
Speaker 1: All I'm saying is if you want it, you can

3047
02:31:28,600 --> 02:31:32,320
Speaker 1: get it. Some buddies in here say hi, Okay, hello

3048
02:31:32,840 --> 02:31:36,520
Speaker 1: frank who's known as Frankie the Foot because he buried

3049
02:31:36,560 --> 02:31:41,000
Speaker 1: a homeless guy in his backyard. Oh my god, this

3050
02:31:41,200 --> 02:31:44,480
Speaker 1: is like an extreme prisonail. This is extreme prison mail.

3051
02:31:46,000 --> 02:31:48,240
Speaker 1: He's a good guy. We talk every day in exchange

3052
02:31:48,280 --> 02:31:51,520
Speaker 1: thoughts and ideas. He got caught because his neighbors saw

3053
02:31:51,600 --> 02:31:55,400
Speaker 1: a foot sticking up out of the ground. Now that's hilarious.

3054
02:31:55,840 --> 02:31:57,199
Speaker 1: So he's Frankie the Foot.

3055
02:31:57,280 --> 02:31:59,840
Speaker 34: Okay, and clearly no empathy whatsoever.

3056
02:32:00,320 --> 02:32:03,560
Speaker 1: Not only empathy, but a really really bad sense of

3057
02:32:03,680 --> 02:32:06,960
Speaker 1: depth perception. You're going to bury a body and you

3058
02:32:07,080 --> 02:32:13,119
Speaker 1: leave the foot sticking out. Take that, fargo. I'm also

3059
02:32:13,200 --> 02:32:14,680
Speaker 1: looking for some people to write me, so you can

3060
02:32:14,720 --> 02:32:16,760
Speaker 1: tell people to write me. I accept all mail, even

3061
02:32:16,879 --> 02:32:20,320
Speaker 1: hate mail. Oh I forgot to tell you. I grew

3062
02:32:20,400 --> 02:32:24,160
Speaker 1: up with the guy. I don't know what that says.

3063
02:32:24,200 --> 02:32:25,880
Speaker 1: I don't know he's a French anyway, Okay, if you

3064
02:32:25,920 --> 02:32:29,280
Speaker 1: want to write John over at Laurci, you might have

3065
02:32:30,240 --> 02:32:31,800
Speaker 1: far more questions than I have for him.

3066
02:32:31,800 --> 02:32:32,240
Speaker 12: You can do that.

3067
02:32:32,320 --> 02:32:36,120
Speaker 1: He's inmate number five seven four five to one, and

3068
02:32:37,280 --> 02:32:39,160
Speaker 1: he's hanging out with some hardcore cats.

3069
02:32:39,240 --> 02:32:39,480
Speaker 18: Wow.

3070
02:32:40,440 --> 02:32:43,480
Speaker 1: Daily cost per inmates seventy five bucks daily?

3071
02:32:43,600 --> 02:32:48,120
Speaker 33: What cost per inmate seventy five dollars per inmate?

3072
02:32:50,000 --> 02:32:54,720
Speaker 1: Pretty even black to white ratio for the inmates over at, Well,

3073
02:32:54,760 --> 02:32:56,120
Speaker 1: you'd like to see that, don't sure?

3074
02:32:56,480 --> 02:32:56,680
Speaker 9: Sure?

3075
02:32:56,680 --> 02:32:57,560
Speaker 1: That makes you feel good?

3076
02:32:57,800 --> 02:32:58,119
Speaker 13: Huh?

3077
02:32:58,480 --> 02:32:59,640
Speaker 1: Like a little equality in jail?

3078
02:33:00,440 --> 02:33:00,680
Speaker 7: I do?

3079
02:33:01,000 --> 02:33:04,160
Speaker 1: I do. Gotta have it everywhere. You gotta start somewhere.

3080
02:33:04,240 --> 02:33:06,280
Speaker 1: He listen to you, hear all these stories about inequality

3081
02:33:06,400 --> 02:33:11,000
Speaker 1: behind bars. He's got evidence to the contrary. All right,

3082
02:33:11,040 --> 02:33:13,840
Speaker 1: there you go for some guys and drugs for some,

3083
02:33:14,040 --> 02:33:18,760
Speaker 1: it's a knife doll for back his wife and dear

3084
02:33:18,920 --> 02:33:26,000
Speaker 1: Alan read my message. All right, Well, that guy's gonna

3085
02:33:26,000 --> 02:33:27,600
Speaker 1: be a hard act to follow. But if you are

3086
02:33:27,720 --> 02:33:31,200
Speaker 1: in the can and would like to correspond with us, uh,

3087
02:33:31,440 --> 02:33:34,280
Speaker 1: please feel free to do so to the Allen Cox Show,

3088
02:33:34,400 --> 02:33:38,560
Speaker 1: care of WMMS sixty two hundred Oak Tree Boulevard, fourth floor,

3089
02:33:38,720 --> 02:33:43,760
Speaker 1: Independence oh four four one three to one.

3090
02:33:45,200 --> 02:33:47,600
Speaker 18: I hope that thirteen years give him a little time

3091
02:33:47,640 --> 02:33:49,680
Speaker 18: to straighten himself out.

3092
02:33:50,280 --> 02:33:53,280
Speaker 1: My god, he didn't look too old. Yeah, he looked young,

3093
02:33:53,959 --> 02:33:55,600
Speaker 1: very young. He looked like a young guy.

3094
02:33:55,800 --> 02:33:56,120
Speaker 18: M hm.

3095
02:33:57,320 --> 02:33:59,800
Speaker 1: You know though, that's one of those dudes where you

3096
02:34:00,120 --> 02:34:03,080
Speaker 1: kind of get the vibe that he's not counting on

3097
02:34:03,160 --> 02:34:06,480
Speaker 1: any kind of second act in life.

3098
02:34:06,920 --> 02:34:07,120
Speaker 26: Yeah.

3099
02:34:07,360 --> 02:34:12,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, Hey, Jim, Hey, y, what's going on?

3100
02:34:12,920 --> 02:34:15,400
Speaker 28: Jim? Hey, I want to talk to Fiastadas?

3101
02:34:16,280 --> 02:34:18,040
Speaker 1: Okay, Carol brought him up.

3102
02:34:18,320 --> 02:34:23,200
Speaker 28: Yeah, that was a nice traps down memory lane.

3103
02:34:23,400 --> 02:34:24,760
Speaker 1: Now, what is a fiestata?

3104
02:34:25,400 --> 02:34:28,920
Speaker 28: Fiestadas were Mexican pizzas that they served at lunch back

3105
02:34:28,959 --> 02:34:30,720
Speaker 28: in the day that were shaped like a stop sign.

3106
02:34:30,840 --> 02:34:34,720
Speaker 1: Oh okay, octagon vomit I used to call it.

3107
02:34:36,160 --> 02:34:38,440
Speaker 28: The subject came up at work the other day and

3108
02:34:39,120 --> 02:34:41,000
Speaker 28: we came back from lunch and I googled it just

3109
02:34:41,040 --> 02:34:43,440
Speaker 28: to get a picture of one to come up, and

3110
02:34:43,760 --> 02:34:47,920
Speaker 28: within fifteen minutes I had found that GFS Food Service

3111
02:34:47,959 --> 02:34:51,320
Speaker 28: still sells them, Yeah, Gordon Food Service, And you can

3112
02:34:51,520 --> 02:34:54,160
Speaker 28: order a gross of them, ninety two of them for

3113
02:34:54,280 --> 02:34:57,840
Speaker 28: thirty three bucks. And so we bought a case for

3114
02:34:58,240 --> 02:34:59,199
Speaker 28: the office.

3115
02:34:59,200 --> 02:35:01,800
Speaker 3: And duel uh.

3116
02:35:03,280 --> 02:35:06,120
Speaker 28: Dual ovens going at lunch and man, we stunk up

3117
02:35:06,160 --> 02:35:08,920
Speaker 28: the office something nasty and those are nothing what you

3118
02:35:09,080 --> 02:35:11,440
Speaker 28: remember for some reason back in the day. You have

3119
02:35:11,760 --> 02:35:14,560
Speaker 28: a fond memory of them, but they taste horrible.

3120
02:35:14,879 --> 02:35:17,480
Speaker 34: I remember these there. You look like pizzas.

3121
02:35:17,480 --> 02:35:21,760
Speaker 33: Almost their miniature if you want to miniature Octagon's orange.

3122
02:35:21,760 --> 02:35:23,720
Speaker 33: If you want a miniature orange stop sign, That's what

3123
02:35:23,800 --> 02:35:27,320
Speaker 33: they were, Just like a little mini like choriso sauce

3124
02:35:27,640 --> 02:35:28,920
Speaker 33: is on there. We get three or four of them

3125
02:35:28,959 --> 02:35:30,760
Speaker 33: on a Friday. They're like a buck and a quarter.

3126
02:35:31,000 --> 02:35:34,320
Speaker 1: We didn't get these in Catholic school. Jim I feel

3127
02:35:34,440 --> 02:35:38,080
Speaker 1: retroactively uh denied.

3128
02:35:38,680 --> 02:35:39,520
Speaker 22: Yeah, you missed out.

3129
02:35:39,920 --> 02:35:41,720
Speaker 28: You can what you want to go to GFF.

3130
02:35:41,840 --> 02:35:43,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to GFS. That's already where I get

3131
02:35:43,560 --> 02:35:46,600
Speaker 1: my gummy bears and trail mix. You know, when I

3132
02:35:46,680 --> 02:35:49,400
Speaker 1: want a gallon of trail mix, I'll go over to GFS. Jimmy,

3133
02:35:49,440 --> 02:35:51,920
Speaker 1: So I'll okay. Thanks for the heads up. Allen Cock

3134
02:35:52,000 --> 02:35:55,320
Speaker 1: Show on one seven w MMS.

3135
02:35:57,600 --> 02:36:01,440
Speaker 21: Radio's WMMS Cleveland.

3136
02:36:01,280 --> 02:36:02,879
Speaker 1: An iHeartRadio station.

3137
02:36:04,400 --> 02:36:09,000
Speaker 23: They say, no man's an island, but at iHeart Cleveland,

3138
02:36:09,280 --> 02:36:11,160
Speaker 23: you sure get your chance to try.

3139
02:36:12,000 --> 02:36:16,000
Speaker 1: Hello everybody, Alan got.

3140
02:36:16,280 --> 02:36:20,880
Speaker 21: Where did everybody go on one hundred point seven WMMS.

3141
02:36:21,520 --> 02:36:25,240
Speaker 1: One of our listeners who is a police officer, said,

3142
02:36:25,920 --> 02:36:29,119
Speaker 1: if jess pled to reasonable control, it doesn't count as

3143
02:36:29,160 --> 02:36:32,440
Speaker 1: an OVII conviction. I love all these different things. I've

3144
02:36:32,520 --> 02:36:34,960
Speaker 1: never gotten a dy or been arrested or anything like that.

3145
02:36:35,440 --> 02:36:39,600
Speaker 1: I love all of these nuanced law enforcement things that

3146
02:36:39,680 --> 02:36:44,240
Speaker 1: you got to deal with. You didn't plead to reasonable control,

3147
02:36:44,360 --> 02:36:45,920
Speaker 1: did you. I don't know what that is. I don't

3148
02:36:45,959 --> 02:36:48,200
Speaker 1: even know what constitutes reasonable I don't know. It's kind

3149
02:36:48,200 --> 02:36:51,560
Speaker 1: of a joke. Well, this person said, they're police officer

3150
02:36:51,600 --> 02:36:54,680
Speaker 1: who will Texas occasionally. If jess pled to reasonable control,

3151
02:36:54,760 --> 02:36:56,880
Speaker 1: it doesn't count as an OVI conviction. Oh yeah, in

3152
02:36:56,920 --> 02:36:59,360
Speaker 1: Ohio they call it ov I. Right, Like you can

3153
02:36:59,400 --> 02:37:02,600
Speaker 1: get one on a lawnmower. You can get a duy

3154
02:37:02,680 --> 02:37:04,920
Speaker 1: and a lawnmower. Anything with a motor or a bike,

3155
02:37:05,160 --> 02:37:07,920
Speaker 1: a bike, a bicycle built for two? Could you get

3156
02:37:07,920 --> 02:37:11,120
Speaker 1: a dui on a tandem bike? If only one of

3157
02:37:11,160 --> 02:37:13,560
Speaker 1: you is drunk? Are you the front person is a

3158
02:37:13,600 --> 02:37:17,160
Speaker 1: back person? Well, let's say you'd have Let's say the

3159
02:37:17,240 --> 02:37:20,600
Speaker 1: front person is sober, the person in back who's really

3160
02:37:20,680 --> 02:37:23,560
Speaker 1: not doing much work, they are drunk now you have

3161
02:37:23,720 --> 02:37:26,120
Speaker 1: to suspend this belief that this person could stay upright

3162
02:37:26,520 --> 02:37:29,360
Speaker 1: on a bicycle built for two. But as a thought experiment,

3163
02:37:30,000 --> 02:37:32,760
Speaker 1: I'm curious if legally, because what do they say if

3164
02:37:32,840 --> 02:37:35,040
Speaker 1: you're in a car with someone who's drunk, even if

3165
02:37:35,080 --> 02:37:37,400
Speaker 1: you're not drunk, you can get pinched for something. It

3166
02:37:37,480 --> 02:37:40,160
Speaker 1: doesn't have to be a motor vehicle. I know, I

3167
02:37:40,200 --> 02:37:42,760
Speaker 1: think you can get one on a bike. Yeah, how

3168
02:37:42,840 --> 02:37:45,760
Speaker 1: can I possibly give you a dui on a bike?

3169
02:37:46,560 --> 02:37:49,600
Speaker 35: Guy years and years and years ago, he was we

3170
02:37:49,720 --> 02:37:51,480
Speaker 35: were underage at a bar and he was like, you

3171
02:37:51,560 --> 02:37:53,760
Speaker 35: can't get a dui and a bike? And he had

3172
02:37:53,800 --> 02:37:56,480
Speaker 35: his bicycle. I'm not even kidding. Like a half hour

3173
02:37:56,560 --> 02:37:59,560
Speaker 35: later there he goes down the street, got popped for

3174
02:37:59,640 --> 02:37:59,840
Speaker 35: a d.

3175
02:37:59,920 --> 02:38:04,240
Speaker 1: U How is that? Most places, most places I've lived,

3176
02:38:04,320 --> 02:38:07,400
Speaker 1: it's a dui. It's driving under the influence. Here it's

3177
02:38:07,520 --> 02:38:10,680
Speaker 1: o v I, which is operating a vehicle under the influence.

3178
02:38:10,720 --> 02:38:13,320
Speaker 1: That's not a vehicle. A bicycle is considered a vehicle.

3179
02:38:13,520 --> 02:38:16,640
Speaker 1: It's it's a conveyance that gets you from point A

3180
02:38:16,720 --> 02:38:18,560
Speaker 1: to point B. What damage are you going to do

3181
02:38:18,640 --> 02:38:20,800
Speaker 1: on a pedal bicycle? Then you should be arrested and

3182
02:38:20,879 --> 02:38:23,800
Speaker 1: ruined your life for. I don't know what damage you're

3183
02:38:23,840 --> 02:38:26,400
Speaker 1: going to do on a lawnmower going two miles an

3184
02:38:26,440 --> 02:38:27,800
Speaker 1: hour either, but people.

3185
02:38:27,760 --> 02:38:30,240
Speaker 6: The blades, you can come up with anything for that, right, Yeah,

3186
02:38:30,240 --> 02:38:32,560
Speaker 6: I mean you're driving something that's motorized. I don't know,

3187
02:38:32,720 --> 02:38:34,560
Speaker 6: but it seems like it should have some sort of

3188
02:38:34,720 --> 02:38:38,040
Speaker 6: power to it. If you're riding a freaking houffy, you

3189
02:38:38,120 --> 02:38:40,040
Speaker 6: shouldn't have to get a duy for that if you

3190
02:38:40,160 --> 02:38:41,879
Speaker 6: driveing responsible.

3191
02:38:42,000 --> 02:38:44,600
Speaker 1: Every kid in my neighborhood now they're not drunk or

3192
02:38:44,760 --> 02:38:47,600
Speaker 1: of driving age, but every goddamn kid in my neighborhood

3193
02:38:47,640 --> 02:38:50,080
Speaker 1: now is on an e bike, which is basically they're

3194
02:38:50,120 --> 02:38:52,240
Speaker 1: just zipping around. It's it's basically like you're on a

3195
02:38:52,280 --> 02:38:56,440
Speaker 1: motorcycle or a moped. Anyway, It's illegal to operate any

3196
02:38:56,720 --> 02:39:00,360
Speaker 1: vehicle in Ohio, including bicycles, under the infl ruins of

3197
02:39:00,360 --> 02:39:03,040
Speaker 1: alcohol or drugs. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

3198
02:39:03,200 --> 02:39:06,160
Speaker 1: You can't because well because listen, they're they're trying to

3199
02:39:06,200 --> 02:39:08,280
Speaker 1: make money right end of the day, you're trying to

3200
02:39:08,320 --> 02:39:11,680
Speaker 1: make money, and you're trying to offer it as a deterrent.

3201
02:39:11,840 --> 02:39:15,320
Speaker 1: I guess that's a response. If you're riding a bicycle

3202
02:39:15,760 --> 02:39:18,080
Speaker 1: instead of driving a car because you've been drinking, that's

3203
02:39:18,120 --> 02:39:21,680
Speaker 1: a responsible move. Yeah, can you get an OUI for that?

3204
02:39:22,360 --> 02:39:23,000
Speaker 4: What you call it?

3205
02:39:23,959 --> 02:39:26,760
Speaker 1: And does your bicycle have party plates on it? That's

3206
02:39:26,800 --> 02:39:29,520
Speaker 1: the question. Can you imagine that? Oh?

3207
02:39:29,560 --> 02:39:30,080
Speaker 12: Yeah, I can't.

3208
02:39:30,240 --> 02:39:32,040
Speaker 1: I can't. I gotta lose my job. I gotta not

3209
02:39:32,160 --> 02:39:34,080
Speaker 1: do anything. Yeah, I got it, I got an o

3210
02:39:34,240 --> 02:39:36,440
Speaker 1: V I what are you doing? I was riding my

3211
02:39:36,680 --> 02:39:39,560
Speaker 1: ten speed home from the bar and they decided I

3212
02:39:39,680 --> 02:39:41,600
Speaker 1: was too drunk to do so. So now I've ruined

3213
02:39:41,640 --> 02:39:46,200
Speaker 1: my life. Well, fundamentally, I get where you're coming from.

3214
02:39:46,280 --> 02:39:48,320
Speaker 1: But if you're really worried about your job, get a

3215
02:39:48,360 --> 02:39:52,240
Speaker 1: goddamn uber all right, But again't handle your high. Take

3216
02:39:52,360 --> 02:39:54,920
Speaker 1: these one of your keys. Huh. That is handling your

3217
02:39:55,000 --> 02:39:57,720
Speaker 1: high if you're in a state where you can get

3218
02:39:57,800 --> 02:40:01,120
Speaker 1: one on a bus. True, that's true that they broadly

3219
02:40:01,240 --> 02:40:07,359
Speaker 1: defined vehicle in the state of Ohio. Now, skateboard anything.

3220
02:40:08,440 --> 02:40:11,120
Speaker 1: If that guy skating up, that grown ass man on

3221
02:40:11,120 --> 02:40:14,080
Speaker 1: a skateboard skating at the Sandy Dick riding Hollywood trying

3222
02:40:14,080 --> 02:40:17,200
Speaker 1: to help him out there, that guy was drunk. That's

3223
02:40:17,240 --> 02:40:19,840
Speaker 1: California don't know. How about a unicycle. You can get

3224
02:40:19,879 --> 02:40:22,160
Speaker 1: an ov oh and I lives in Ohio City. You

3225
02:40:22,240 --> 02:40:24,040
Speaker 1: want to talk, you could count on two hands a

3226
02:40:24,120 --> 02:40:30,039
Speaker 1: douchebags riding around on unicycles or Penny Farthings, bro Giant

3227
02:40:30,080 --> 02:40:32,080
Speaker 1: twisty must I just wish one of those guys had

3228
02:40:32,160 --> 02:40:32,920
Speaker 1: fallen off drunk.

3229
02:40:33,000 --> 02:40:35,320
Speaker 6: I'm in a super duper hurry. I gotta go someplace.

3230
02:40:35,400 --> 02:40:36,760
Speaker 6: Let me get on my unicycle.

3231
02:40:38,879 --> 02:40:44,720
Speaker 1: See you later. Leave me alone. I'm putting in my

3232
02:40:44,840 --> 02:40:51,879
Speaker 1: mustache oil. It applies to scooters, boats, and other conveyances,

3233
02:40:52,040 --> 02:40:54,120
Speaker 1: not just cars. In the state of Ohio, boats I

3234
02:40:54,200 --> 02:40:57,080
Speaker 1: can see. Yes, you do not want people drunk on boats.

3235
02:40:57,120 --> 02:40:59,080
Speaker 1: You're not supposed to drink. Well, and that's funny too,

3236
02:40:59,120 --> 02:41:02,480
Speaker 1: because every on a boat is drinking usually, right. I

3237
02:41:02,560 --> 02:41:06,720
Speaker 1: mean you know most states, or every state, you can't

3238
02:41:06,760 --> 02:41:09,600
Speaker 1: be drunk on a boat, So I wouldn't consider that

3239
02:41:09,840 --> 02:41:13,400
Speaker 1: like a broad interpretation of the term vehicle. But not

3240
02:41:13,600 --> 02:41:16,400
Speaker 1: every state. You get a dui and a bike. They

3241
02:41:16,480 --> 02:41:17,240
Speaker 1: were no joke.

3242
02:41:17,320 --> 02:41:20,120
Speaker 6: In Rhode Island, boy, they would board they would just

3243
02:41:20,200 --> 02:41:23,480
Speaker 6: fly to the post guard. I mean they would they

3244
02:41:23,600 --> 02:41:26,199
Speaker 6: bored you. They I mean they would search every nook

3245
02:41:26,240 --> 02:41:29,520
Speaker 6: and cranny. Yeah, man, they're no joke.

3246
02:41:29,920 --> 02:41:34,119
Speaker 1: Now, as long as the person operating the boat is sober, yeah,

3247
02:41:34,200 --> 02:41:38,320
Speaker 1: people can party, yep. But if they have any suspicion

3248
02:41:38,360 --> 02:41:44,480
Speaker 1: whatsoever I'm saying of like the operator, they'll search everything. Yeah. Yeah,

3249
02:41:46,200 --> 02:41:49,280
Speaker 1: Well they got this thing in you know, my wife's

3250
02:41:49,280 --> 02:41:53,240
Speaker 1: from Michigan and they got this thing called a Jobbi Nooner,

3251
02:41:54,120 --> 02:41:56,920
Speaker 1: which is this boat party on Lake Saint Clair where

3252
02:41:57,000 --> 02:42:02,040
Speaker 1: like everybody's boat is all together and everybody's drinking and whatever.

3253
02:42:02,400 --> 02:42:04,200
Speaker 1: And I think when you get into a huge group

3254
02:42:04,320 --> 02:42:06,000
Speaker 1: like that, even people to go out to Kelly's Island

3255
02:42:06,000 --> 02:42:07,880
Speaker 1: and put In Bay, I think when you're in a

3256
02:42:08,080 --> 02:42:11,240
Speaker 1: massive group like that, they're not taking a blind eye.

3257
02:42:11,320 --> 02:42:13,480
Speaker 1: But they're like, look, we're not searching every boat. We

3258
02:42:13,600 --> 02:42:15,800
Speaker 1: know what people are doing. They're like, just be smart

3259
02:42:15,840 --> 02:42:19,840
Speaker 1: about it. So results may vary. I think it really did.

3260
02:42:20,120 --> 02:42:22,200
Speaker 6: It depends on the type of person too, right, Like

3261
02:42:22,280 --> 02:42:26,240
Speaker 6: if you're the loud, obnoxious group in there, you're gonna

3262
02:42:26,240 --> 02:42:26,760
Speaker 6: have a problem.

3263
02:42:26,840 --> 02:42:32,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of MAGA flags. Oh yeah, hey Rob, Hey,

3264
02:42:32,440 --> 02:42:35,080
Speaker 1: Hey I know the other Rob. Rob on the phone,

3265
02:42:35,520 --> 02:42:36,480
Speaker 1: Hi Rob on the phone.

3266
02:42:37,720 --> 02:42:39,680
Speaker 30: Well, hell on, mister Cox, how you doing man good.

3267
02:42:40,600 --> 02:42:42,400
Speaker 30: All right, now here, I'm gonna tell.

3268
02:42:42,320 --> 02:42:43,920
Speaker 1: You get you bone heads something.

3269
02:42:44,000 --> 02:42:50,240
Speaker 30: Okay, it's not it's not the fact that you're driving

3270
02:42:50,320 --> 02:42:53,199
Speaker 30: a lawnmower or a bicycle and what kind of damage

3271
02:42:53,200 --> 02:42:56,480
Speaker 30: you're gonna cause. No, no, no, no, it's what happens

3272
02:42:56,520 --> 02:42:59,200
Speaker 30: when you swerve in the traffic and they got to

3273
02:42:59,280 --> 02:43:02,760
Speaker 30: avoid you, and what they can potentially hit.

3274
02:43:04,800 --> 02:43:08,480
Speaker 1: See wait, wait, so I mean a bicycle, I get,

3275
02:43:08,560 --> 02:43:12,840
Speaker 1: But is a you're gonna see a lawnmower move into traffic?

3276
02:43:12,920 --> 02:43:14,920
Speaker 1: I mean those things are going very slow. I mean

3277
02:43:14,959 --> 02:43:16,840
Speaker 1: obviously they're not going to make They're not going to

3278
02:43:16,879 --> 02:43:19,960
Speaker 1: give special dispensation for a lawnmower because that is a

3279
02:43:20,040 --> 02:43:22,800
Speaker 1: motor vehicle. But I take your point. Okay, yeah, So

3280
02:43:22,879 --> 02:43:26,119
Speaker 1: it's the damage that you could potentially do to other people.

3281
02:43:26,640 --> 02:43:30,120
Speaker 30: That is absolutely correct, or what damaged other people can

3282
02:43:30,240 --> 02:43:32,240
Speaker 30: cause avoiding your drunk.

3283
02:43:32,440 --> 02:43:35,840
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, they could swerve, you know, like people

3284
02:43:35,840 --> 02:43:38,160
Speaker 1: would swerve to avoid higging an animal and then they

3285
02:43:38,200 --> 02:43:42,440
Speaker 1: hit a person. Rob Oh good grief. Have you ever

3286
02:43:42,480 --> 02:43:45,240
Speaker 1: gotten a dui on a bike? Thank god?

3287
02:43:45,360 --> 02:43:45,400
Speaker 19: No?

3288
02:43:45,840 --> 02:43:49,000
Speaker 1: Okay, oh no, I got lucky. I got lucky.

3289
02:43:49,040 --> 02:43:51,920
Speaker 30: I was driving a boss's car when a cop pulled

3290
02:43:51,959 --> 02:43:54,680
Speaker 30: me over being drunk, and luckily it was his best

3291
02:43:54,760 --> 02:43:56,720
Speaker 30: friend's car, the CoP's best friend.

3292
02:43:57,120 --> 02:43:57,400
Speaker 5: Cops.

3293
02:43:57,560 --> 02:43:59,119
Speaker 30: Yeah, the cops best friend's car.

3294
02:43:59,240 --> 02:44:01,760
Speaker 1: So we gave you a break. Wait, you were drunk

3295
02:44:01,920 --> 02:44:04,880
Speaker 1: or you weren't drunk? I was drunk. Oh yeah, so

3296
02:44:05,040 --> 02:44:05,840
Speaker 1: you were drunk.

3297
02:44:06,400 --> 02:44:06,560
Speaker 19: You know.

3298
02:44:06,680 --> 02:44:08,920
Speaker 1: He pucked up his chest when he thought it was

3299
02:44:09,000 --> 02:44:11,480
Speaker 1: the height. He thought it was the height of hilarity

3300
02:44:11,520 --> 02:44:12,640
Speaker 1: when I said, have you ever got a d on

3301
02:44:12,720 --> 02:44:12,920
Speaker 1: a bike?

3302
02:44:12,959 --> 02:44:13,000
Speaker 9: No?

3303
02:44:13,080 --> 02:44:15,000
Speaker 1: No, no, I got one like a real man behind

3304
02:44:15,040 --> 02:44:19,119
Speaker 1: the wheel of a car. I don't understand why anybody's

3305
02:44:19,160 --> 02:44:22,040
Speaker 1: getting dus anymore. I don't understand it. Back in the

3306
02:44:22,120 --> 02:44:24,640
Speaker 1: day when there was no uber like I understood, people

3307
02:44:24,680 --> 02:44:26,320
Speaker 1: weren't going to ready to take the bus, you know,

3308
02:44:26,440 --> 02:44:29,560
Speaker 1: But now like I don't get it. People are like

3309
02:44:29,920 --> 02:44:32,840
Speaker 1: the ninety you wuys, what are you a child? I

3310
02:44:32,920 --> 02:44:34,360
Speaker 1: don't get Okay, thank you, Rob.

3311
02:44:34,440 --> 02:44:39,520
Speaker 30: I got a suggestion for people who are completely unable

3312
02:44:39,600 --> 02:44:41,240
Speaker 30: to avoid the car when they're drunk.

3313
02:44:41,440 --> 02:44:42,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, to drive the car.

3314
02:44:42,800 --> 02:44:45,440
Speaker 30: What you do is get one of the pizza delivery signs,

3315
02:44:45,480 --> 02:44:47,959
Speaker 30: put it on top of your car, and tusso will.

3316
02:44:47,840 --> 02:44:52,080
Speaker 1: Pull that guy over or don't drink and then get

3317
02:44:52,120 --> 02:44:53,240
Speaker 1: behind the wheel of your car.

3318
02:44:53,920 --> 02:44:55,880
Speaker 3: Probably don't want to get technical about it.

3319
02:44:55,959 --> 02:44:59,960
Speaker 1: Car Rob's like, look, we're living in the real world.

3320
02:45:00,080 --> 02:45:03,080
Speaker 1: Them is giving you work rounds all right, engaging in

3321
02:45:03,200 --> 02:45:05,520
Speaker 1: acts of thank you, Rob. Rob's out there trying to

3322
02:45:05,800 --> 02:45:09,960
Speaker 1: engage in acts of subterfuge. And what you do is, uh,

3323
02:45:10,080 --> 02:45:12,600
Speaker 1: you get a delivery. Yeah, because there's never any drunk

3324
02:45:12,680 --> 02:45:15,840
Speaker 1: delivery drivers. They'd never pull you over with that. They

3325
02:45:15,959 --> 02:45:18,600
Speaker 1: just assume you're getting high behind the wheel. Looks like

3326
02:45:18,680 --> 02:45:20,400
Speaker 1: you get out to deliver your pizza. It's like a

3327
02:45:20,480 --> 02:45:26,320
Speaker 1: Cheech and Chong movie. Hey Terry, Hey, how are you doing?

3328
02:45:26,480 --> 02:45:26,840
Speaker 1: What's up?

3329
02:45:28,440 --> 02:45:28,480
Speaker 5: So?

3330
02:45:29,160 --> 02:45:31,600
Speaker 3: I know of a guy that got an O b

3331
02:45:31,760 --> 02:45:33,800
Speaker 3: I on a horse in Colorado?

3332
02:45:35,200 --> 02:45:40,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, well it is a conveyance, right, I mean yeah, yeah,

3333
02:45:42,879 --> 02:45:46,520
Speaker 1: so I have I have one O b I and

3334
02:45:46,640 --> 02:45:50,160
Speaker 1: two du wi. That's it. So he got it. He

3335
02:45:50,280 --> 02:45:53,360
Speaker 1: got a DUI on a horse. Is it considered the

3336
02:45:53,600 --> 02:45:55,360
Speaker 1: same as if he was behind the wheel of a car.

3337
02:45:56,800 --> 02:46:00,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, it is, wow, And that that can with me

3338
02:46:00,560 --> 02:46:04,480
Speaker 4: because horse it's it's not gonna run into a car.

3339
02:46:04,879 --> 02:46:06,440
Speaker 1: It's not gonna run over somebody.

3340
02:46:06,520 --> 02:46:08,840
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying so I I just I

3341
02:46:08,920 --> 02:46:10,200
Speaker 3: don't understand that or.

3342
02:46:10,280 --> 02:46:13,080
Speaker 1: Agree with the horsepower. Yeah, the horse of the horse.

3343
02:46:13,120 --> 02:46:15,840
Speaker 1: But yeah, the horse is really in control. You don't

3344
02:46:15,879 --> 02:46:18,120
Speaker 1: have to be in control of a horse. I mean

3345
02:46:18,160 --> 02:46:20,400
Speaker 1: you're still steering it, aren't you? Actually not really? I

3346
02:46:20,480 --> 02:46:23,640
Speaker 1: mean to Terry's point, man, the horse knows where it's going.

3347
02:46:23,680 --> 02:46:27,000
Speaker 1: If you've ridden a horse, it's gonna take you somewhere

3348
02:46:27,080 --> 02:46:29,520
Speaker 1: unless you are really and if you're drunk, you're probably

3349
02:46:29,640 --> 02:46:31,960
Speaker 1: not pointing it in the direction you might want. All right,

3350
02:46:32,040 --> 02:46:34,120
Speaker 1: Thank you, Terry, I appreciate it. If you go to

3351
02:46:34,240 --> 02:46:39,000
Speaker 1: Jess's Instagram page at w MMS just Jess, you're gonna

3352
02:46:39,000 --> 02:46:43,480
Speaker 1: see her riding the mechanical bull there in Green Bay, Wisconsin. Hey, silver.

3353
02:46:45,160 --> 02:46:50,640
Speaker 20: Home that silver Hey you know where I live? Here

3354
02:46:50,640 --> 02:46:54,280
Speaker 20: are my I mean my not my horse, my house.

3355
02:46:54,520 --> 02:46:56,360
Speaker 20: You know where my horse house is.

3356
02:46:57,800 --> 02:47:00,680
Speaker 1: I'm the little ranger guy. Damn it, take me home

3357
02:47:04,959 --> 02:47:09,160
Speaker 1: in Colorado? No, lesson? Oh is your video still up?

3358
02:47:09,240 --> 02:47:10,359
Speaker 1: Or was that one of your stories?

3359
02:47:11,160 --> 02:47:11,200
Speaker 27: No?

3360
02:47:11,400 --> 02:47:11,920
Speaker 36: Is a video that?

3361
02:47:12,680 --> 02:47:12,920
Speaker 33: Yeah?

3362
02:47:13,120 --> 02:47:18,520
Speaker 1: Well still there still there, very slowly riding a bull.

3363
02:47:18,640 --> 02:47:20,480
Speaker 1: But she was trying to sing at the same time.

3364
02:47:21,720 --> 02:47:24,039
Speaker 1: There was purpose there now You're not going to get

3365
02:47:24,040 --> 02:47:27,840
Speaker 1: a dui on a mechanical bull. So that's true. Let

3366
02:47:27,920 --> 02:47:30,000
Speaker 1: that be a lesson to you. Unless it's on wheels,

3367
02:47:30,560 --> 02:47:34,040
Speaker 1: correct and you're driving it down, driving it, then you

3368
02:47:34,120 --> 02:47:38,680
Speaker 1: got a problem. If you listen to us on the

3369
02:47:38,720 --> 02:47:41,040
Speaker 1: iHeartRadio app, tell me where you do it. If you're

3370
02:47:41,080 --> 02:47:44,000
Speaker 1: on a state I heard from Brian in Lorraine. He said, Hey,

3371
02:47:44,080 --> 02:47:47,760
Speaker 1: could I be a temporary bureau chief for Melbourne, Florida.

3372
02:47:47,879 --> 02:47:50,920
Speaker 1: My son is graduating from Florida Tech. Isn't that down

3373
02:47:50,959 --> 02:47:53,000
Speaker 1: the road from your mom? It is Melbourne. She's at

3374
02:47:53,000 --> 02:47:56,760
Speaker 1: Cocoa Beach down north here you go. What's that strip

3375
02:47:56,920 --> 02:47:58,680
Speaker 1: thing called in Florida? It's like the Jersey Shore?

3376
02:47:58,720 --> 02:47:59,120
Speaker 11: What is that?

3377
02:47:59,480 --> 02:48:03,160
Speaker 1: Is it call something? Shop by Cape canaveral right, the

3378
02:48:03,280 --> 02:48:06,440
Speaker 1: Cocoa Beach. Yeah, they have a boardwalk area. But is

3379
02:48:06,480 --> 02:48:08,800
Speaker 1: that is that strip called something off the coast there?

3380
02:48:08,800 --> 02:48:11,000
Speaker 1: You know, like the Jersey Shores that stripped off the

3381
02:48:11,040 --> 02:48:13,360
Speaker 1: coast there and I don't know, Oh, the Space coast

3382
02:48:13,480 --> 02:48:18,240
Speaker 1: is what they call all that area? Yeah? Right, cotton

3383
02:48:18,280 --> 02:48:20,400
Speaker 1: Balls wants to know what if you're drunk on a buffalo.

3384
02:48:22,480 --> 02:48:25,959
Speaker 31: One day the gap it's riding around?

3385
02:48:26,600 --> 02:48:29,320
Speaker 1: Oh, I think this guy was so brett. He didn't

3386
02:48:29,360 --> 02:48:32,440
Speaker 1: see that in the crauded it down and he bomped

3387
02:48:32,480 --> 02:48:33,320
Speaker 1: off a shot.

3388
02:48:33,640 --> 02:48:35,120
Speaker 17: Bang went off, the.

3389
02:48:36,959 --> 02:48:40,920
Speaker 1: Running, the stil the moon come on.

3390
02:48:41,120 --> 02:48:41,920
Speaker 20: It was pissed off.

3391
02:48:41,959 --> 02:48:49,360
Speaker 1: Hey, you got to watch what you doing. Damn break

3392
02:48:50,480 --> 02:48:56,720
Speaker 1: the sum, break a gun and the stumb. Anyway, Brian, Yes, Melbourne, Florida.

3393
02:48:56,760 --> 02:49:00,879
Speaker 1: I will mark you down temporarily as a bureau chief

3394
02:49:00,920 --> 02:49:03,440
Speaker 1: there Allan. This is Richdin Jackson, Florida. Listened to back

3395
02:49:03,520 --> 02:49:04,800
Speaker 1: podcast yesterday. Everybody.

3396
02:49:04,800 --> 02:49:06,920
Speaker 36: You're talking about your Kevin Gage experience and how you

3397
02:49:07,040 --> 02:49:08,760
Speaker 36: ended up in the background of a bunch of people's

3398
02:49:08,879 --> 02:49:11,760
Speaker 36: videos as they were lipsticking to the tracks. You said

3399
02:49:11,800 --> 02:49:13,680
Speaker 36: you didn't want to make a scene. That it's their

3400
02:49:13,800 --> 02:49:15,720
Speaker 36: videos and you don't want to ruin it. If they're

3401
02:49:15,760 --> 02:49:18,959
Speaker 36: recording you and you're in the background, that is your

3402
02:49:19,080 --> 02:49:21,360
Speaker 36: job to make the biggest scene that you can. They

3403
02:49:21,440 --> 02:49:23,360
Speaker 36: need to share that video with all their friends, like

3404
02:49:23,440 --> 02:49:25,240
Speaker 36: look at this crazy dude we saw at the concert

3405
02:49:25,360 --> 02:49:25,840
Speaker 36: just getting it.

3406
02:49:26,280 --> 02:49:28,199
Speaker 1: You need to be the focal point of that video

3407
02:49:28,240 --> 02:49:32,360
Speaker 1: at that point. Anyways, say the showy, I gotta be

3408
02:49:32,440 --> 02:49:33,720
Speaker 1: the star of their video.

3409
02:49:33,920 --> 02:49:34,680
Speaker 12: Run I'm getting it.

3410
02:49:34,879 --> 02:49:37,000
Speaker 1: What's that kind of I already have a job. What

3411
02:49:37,080 --> 02:49:41,039
Speaker 1: does that do for me? Go viral? Other people were like, Oh,

3412
02:49:41,160 --> 02:49:43,920
Speaker 1: their friend's probably all asking who the grandmother was in

3413
02:49:44,000 --> 02:49:46,840
Speaker 1: the background, Like you the son of a whore? I

3414
02:49:46,959 --> 02:49:49,160
Speaker 1: just I just figured it was. Hey, look at this

3415
02:49:49,280 --> 02:49:51,160
Speaker 1: video of a white guy and a Kevin vide show it.

3416
02:49:51,760 --> 02:49:53,280
Speaker 1: Oh no, there are a lot of white people there.

3417
02:49:54,120 --> 02:49:56,920
Speaker 1: White people love hip hop. But it was a great job,

3418
02:49:57,080 --> 02:49:58,360
Speaker 1: and I was in the back of a lot of

3419
02:49:58,400 --> 02:50:01,440
Speaker 1: young girl's tiktoks. Oh, it's not my job. I'm not

3420
02:50:01,480 --> 02:50:04,240
Speaker 1: going to thank you rich. I'm not going to be like, hey,

3421
02:50:04,440 --> 02:50:06,040
Speaker 1: check me out or whatever. I'm not going to be

3422
02:50:06,120 --> 02:50:09,279
Speaker 1: that guy. I already have a platform, rob I already

3423
02:50:09,280 --> 02:50:11,480
Speaker 1: get plenty of attention, right, I'm not there to steal

3424
02:50:11,560 --> 02:50:13,879
Speaker 1: someone else's thunder. And what if they did go crazy

3425
02:50:14,000 --> 02:50:16,480
Speaker 1: violin and monetize it. What do I get out of that? Nothing?

3426
02:50:17,240 --> 02:50:19,760
Speaker 1: I did get twenty dollars off the ground though. At

3427
02:50:19,840 --> 02:50:23,440
Speaker 1: the Kevin Gates show, they were shooting money into the crowd.

3428
02:50:23,600 --> 02:50:28,840
Speaker 1: Somehow I grabbed I got two tens. Hey, Rick, Yes,

3429
02:50:29,160 --> 02:50:29,720
Speaker 1: what up? Rick?

3430
02:50:31,120 --> 02:50:32,879
Speaker 3: Nothing I was You're still.

3431
02:50:32,720 --> 02:50:35,680
Speaker 4: Talking about the drunk guy's driving vehicles.

3432
02:50:36,200 --> 02:50:37,959
Speaker 3: I got a good one with an Amish guy.

3433
02:50:39,120 --> 02:50:39,480
Speaker 1: Okay.

3434
02:50:39,879 --> 02:50:44,920
Speaker 4: My my daughter was at that Jog County fair and

3435
02:50:46,080 --> 02:50:50,640
Speaker 4: one of her friends, her dad was a sheriff, you know,

3436
02:50:51,200 --> 02:50:55,040
Speaker 4: out there in Jioga County, and he tells me a

3437
02:50:55,120 --> 02:50:55,840
Speaker 4: story where.

3438
02:50:55,640 --> 02:50:57,720
Speaker 3: I don't know how he got on it, but he.

3439
02:50:57,840 --> 02:50:59,200
Speaker 1: Was driving down the road and.

3440
02:51:00,040 --> 02:51:01,920
Speaker 3: He's following a horse and buggy.

3441
02:51:03,200 --> 02:51:06,400
Speaker 4: And he drives by and nobody nobody's driving the buggy,

3442
02:51:08,160 --> 02:51:09,800
Speaker 4: so he follows it.

3443
02:51:10,600 --> 02:51:10,880
Speaker 3: Stop.

3444
02:51:11,600 --> 02:51:14,840
Speaker 4: The buggy stops at the stop light, and then when

3445
02:51:14,920 --> 02:51:16,240
Speaker 4: the light turns green.

3446
02:51:16,360 --> 02:51:21,039
Speaker 3: The buggy goes, so follows.

3447
02:51:20,680 --> 02:51:21,320
Speaker 16: A little bit more.

3448
02:51:21,400 --> 02:51:22,840
Speaker 1: He pulls the buggy over here.

3449
02:51:23,600 --> 02:51:27,640
Speaker 3: The guy, Thomas guy was drunk in the backseat, and

3450
02:51:27,840 --> 02:51:30,800
Speaker 3: the cop wakes him up and he goes, what are

3451
02:51:30,840 --> 02:51:33,640
Speaker 3: you doing? He goes, well, the horse knows where I live.

3452
02:51:35,400 --> 02:51:40,480
Speaker 3: I don't get to drive. I go, wow, that's pretty wise.

3453
02:51:40,560 --> 02:51:42,240
Speaker 1: I mean, if you have a horse and buggy, it's

3454
02:51:42,320 --> 02:51:46,760
Speaker 1: like an autonomous vehicle. It's like haring away.

3455
02:51:47,920 --> 02:51:52,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, right, except I had to give him a

3456
02:51:52,879 --> 02:51:54,119
Speaker 3: ticket for something.

3457
02:51:55,000 --> 02:52:01,800
Speaker 1: Rob is called nay social media accounts. Thank you, Rick,

3458
02:52:01,840 --> 02:52:04,120
Speaker 1: I appreciate the call there. I was gonna say, hey,

3459
02:52:04,240 --> 02:52:09,120
Speaker 1: mo camo is perfect too. No, no as well and

3460
02:52:10,160 --> 02:52:11,640
Speaker 1: eigh you see.

3461
02:52:11,920 --> 02:52:12,600
Speaker 5: And what's up?

3462
02:52:12,720 --> 02:52:14,440
Speaker 1: This is lou construction worker.

3463
02:52:15,800 --> 02:52:18,480
Speaker 10: I'm not sure because I'm driving, but I'm pretty sure

3464
02:52:18,600 --> 02:52:22,480
Speaker 10: in the state of South Carolina you could be hammered, pissed,

3465
02:52:22,560 --> 02:52:25,000
Speaker 10: drunk on horseback and you cannot get a dui.

3466
02:52:25,560 --> 02:52:27,640
Speaker 1: And I'm pretty sure that is just the state of

3467
02:52:27,720 --> 02:52:30,840
Speaker 1: South Carolina. But might want to double jack my hammered

3468
02:52:31,040 --> 02:52:34,840
Speaker 1: pissed rare. Yeah, what is South Carolina? The Paul Meadow State?

3469
02:52:34,920 --> 02:52:38,720
Speaker 1: What's it called the nickname for South Carolina? You cannot

3470
02:52:39,240 --> 02:52:42,560
Speaker 1: And our South Carolinians who listen to this show are

3471
02:52:42,640 --> 02:52:45,560
Speaker 1: bureau chieves in the great state of South Carolina. They

3472
02:52:45,680 --> 02:52:48,400
Speaker 1: know this to be true. You cannot get a DUI

3473
02:52:48,520 --> 02:52:52,480
Speaker 1: on a horse because, as opposed to here in Ohio,

3474
02:52:53,000 --> 02:52:56,320
Speaker 1: where they have a very broad definition of vehicle, in

3475
02:52:56,440 --> 02:53:01,480
Speaker 1: South Carolina, duy targets motor vehicles, So you can't get

3476
02:53:01,480 --> 02:53:03,640
Speaker 1: a DUI for riding a horse. I'm sure they get

3477
02:53:03,680 --> 02:53:06,199
Speaker 1: you for something else, right, They get your Republican talks,

3478
02:53:06,280 --> 02:53:08,360
Speaker 1: so they get you for something like that. But see,

3479
02:53:08,400 --> 02:53:10,720
Speaker 1: that's where I get confused too, though, is if you

3480
02:53:10,879 --> 02:53:14,560
Speaker 1: don't have to register a motorcite or a bicycle.

3481
02:53:14,680 --> 02:53:20,640
Speaker 6: Yeah right, How does that at that point? How is

3482
02:53:20,720 --> 02:53:23,560
Speaker 6: that okay to tell you you can't drive that drunk

3483
02:53:23,600 --> 02:53:24,119
Speaker 6: then too?

3484
02:53:26,080 --> 02:53:28,280
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I register my bike rod because

3485
02:53:28,280 --> 02:53:30,920
Speaker 1: I like the government to know where I am. I

3486
02:53:31,160 --> 02:53:35,040
Speaker 1: like them to know where I'm riding around, and uh,

3487
02:53:35,360 --> 02:53:38,080
Speaker 1: it just doesn't make any sense to me. I don't

3488
02:53:38,120 --> 02:53:40,960
Speaker 1: know either. Bureau of Motor Vehicles, Yeah, it is what

3489
02:53:41,040 --> 02:53:42,480
Speaker 1: they call it here, the BMV.

3490
02:53:42,800 --> 02:53:45,080
Speaker 6: Right, and that's gonna be where you're gonna have to

3491
02:53:45,120 --> 02:53:46,880
Speaker 6: go if you get a dui and go through all

3492
02:53:46,920 --> 02:53:50,120
Speaker 6: that crap, right or an ov I know, So, how

3493
02:53:50,160 --> 02:53:51,519
Speaker 6: do they have jurisdiction.

3494
02:53:51,160 --> 02:53:54,680
Speaker 1: If you do it on a bicycle? It's dumb, Rob,

3495
02:53:54,879 --> 02:53:57,480
Speaker 1: I'm not a lawyer. We want to consult one Timothy

3496
02:53:57,640 --> 02:54:01,360
Speaker 1: Misney Esquire, get him on those kinds of things. Alan,

3497
02:54:01,400 --> 02:54:04,240
Speaker 1: What if you're sober, but the horse is hammered. Oh,

3498
02:54:04,320 --> 02:54:06,280
Speaker 1: that's a whole other thing, like it's had too many

3499
02:54:06,400 --> 02:54:09,640
Speaker 1: fermented apples, you know, like when horses will get drunk. Right,

3500
02:54:10,360 --> 02:54:13,440
Speaker 1: Like you could technically get a horse drunk, but it

3501
02:54:13,480 --> 02:54:16,600
Speaker 1: would take a long time because they like process alcohol

3502
02:54:16,680 --> 02:54:20,080
Speaker 1: so fast because they're so big. But you'll have horses

3503
02:54:20,720 --> 02:54:24,000
Speaker 1: get drunk if they eat like rotten fruit because they

3504
02:54:24,120 --> 02:54:27,440
Speaker 1: fermented apples, and so it's the same effect. What if

3505
02:54:27,480 --> 02:54:32,160
Speaker 1: the horse is drunk, you'd have that's a pretty high

3506
02:54:32,160 --> 02:54:34,160
Speaker 1: confront boy, if you have to. Let's say you get

3507
02:54:34,200 --> 02:54:37,520
Speaker 1: pulled over and that you're clip clopping along and you

3508
02:54:37,760 --> 02:54:43,440
Speaker 1: have to convince uh uh the horse or the cop

3509
02:54:43,680 --> 02:54:47,240
Speaker 1: that the horse is drunk. They officer. I'm I'm as

3510
02:54:47,320 --> 02:54:49,760
Speaker 1: sober as a judge. But sugar Tea's here. She has

3511
02:54:49,800 --> 02:54:54,040
Speaker 1: had too many rotten fermented apples. And I told her,

3512
02:54:54,720 --> 02:54:57,600
Speaker 1: I told her, I told her to stop. She don't listen.

3513
02:54:57,760 --> 02:55:06,879
Speaker 1: She wouldn't do it, would not do it. Hey, Carl, Hello, Alan,

3514
02:55:06,959 --> 02:55:08,360
Speaker 1: how are you? How are you, sir?

3515
02:55:10,240 --> 02:55:10,480
Speaker 23: Good?

3516
02:55:10,920 --> 02:55:11,120
Speaker 3: Hey?

3517
02:55:11,480 --> 02:55:14,800
Speaker 8: I just wanted to thank you real quick for ruining

3518
02:55:14,879 --> 02:55:15,760
Speaker 8: van Halen for me.

3519
02:55:17,720 --> 02:55:20,280
Speaker 1: All right, I'll bite. How can I possibly ruin van

3520
02:55:20,400 --> 02:55:21,320
Speaker 1: Halen for anybody?

3521
02:55:22,959 --> 02:55:24,120
Speaker 5: Well, I've been a.

3522
02:55:26,000 --> 02:55:28,120
Speaker 1: Little bit of a fan of it for many years.

3523
02:55:28,160 --> 02:55:31,520
Speaker 3: And I listened to a song last night and I heard.

3524
02:55:31,360 --> 02:55:35,760
Speaker 1: The noises and and I can't anymore.

3525
02:55:36,560 --> 02:55:43,880
Speaker 37: Yep, I couldn't tell you it was yeah, but yes,

3526
02:55:44,160 --> 02:55:48,320
Speaker 37: that's that's all I hear now in any van Halen. Right, well,

3527
02:55:49,000 --> 02:55:53,440
Speaker 37: it's right, yeah, right, So what what would Dave think of?

3528
02:55:53,520 --> 02:55:53,560
Speaker 19: That?

3529
02:55:54,400 --> 02:55:59,800
Speaker 1: Is Dave against people driving drunk robs? Oh good, well,

3530
02:56:00,080 --> 02:56:08,520
Speaker 1: it's what happens when you're too drunk Dave to drive. See,

3531
02:56:08,560 --> 02:56:10,800
Speaker 1: he's smart. He ain't out there, he's not getting on

3532
02:56:10,879 --> 02:56:13,440
Speaker 1: his bicycles. He's taking care of business and being a

3533
02:56:13,480 --> 02:56:17,560
Speaker 1: smart guy. Or his horse, David Lee raw thre you

3534
02:56:17,560 --> 02:56:21,080
Speaker 1: a fan of horseback riding? All right, how do you

3535
02:56:21,200 --> 02:56:24,200
Speaker 1: call that horse when it gets away? All right, there

3536
02:56:24,280 --> 02:56:27,840
Speaker 1: you go. Well, Carl, I'm sorry to have ruined that

3537
02:56:28,040 --> 02:56:32,240
Speaker 1: van Halen song for you, but better luck next time.

3538
02:56:34,360 --> 02:56:38,080
Speaker 1: All right, thank you, thank you. There's Carl out Oberlin way,

3539
02:56:39,879 --> 02:56:49,640
Speaker 1: and I've ruined that song for him. Rob, that's why

3540
02:56:49,640 --> 02:57:11,520
Speaker 1: I yeah, Yes, so good one song. Yeah, and only

3541
02:57:11,560 --> 02:57:14,720
Speaker 1: got a horse drunk on Beeferino once. It just kept farting,

3542
02:57:15,160 --> 02:57:18,080
Speaker 1: Speaking of which I think Rob outed himself. Somebody out

3543
02:57:18,120 --> 02:57:19,800
Speaker 1: in the city was listening to the top of the

3544
02:57:19,840 --> 02:57:22,840
Speaker 1: show where he said and he was gonna smoke everybody

3545
02:57:22,879 --> 02:57:25,520
Speaker 1: out because he had kim Chie for breakfast and kim

3546
02:57:25,600 --> 02:57:29,360
Speaker 1: Chie for lunch, and we're gonna pre party a little

3547
02:57:29,400 --> 02:57:33,120
Speaker 1: bit in here. Yeah, and really loaded up and somebody

3548
02:57:33,280 --> 02:57:34,560
Speaker 1: called you out out there. Yeah.

3549
02:57:34,640 --> 02:57:36,240
Speaker 6: She's like, oh, we were listening in the car and

3550
02:57:36,400 --> 02:57:39,600
Speaker 6: heard heard you talking about what you planning on doing

3551
02:57:39,640 --> 02:57:40,320
Speaker 6: at the party.

3552
02:57:41,320 --> 02:57:43,280
Speaker 1: And I was like, I didn't say that. That was

3553
02:57:43,360 --> 02:57:46,120
Speaker 1: some other guy. You must have heard in correct, Know

3554
02:57:46,160 --> 02:57:49,000
Speaker 1: what the hell you're talking about. I wouldn't do that

3555
02:57:49,160 --> 02:57:52,320
Speaker 1: to someone. That's right now, I'm like, oh God, what

3556
02:57:52,400 --> 02:57:54,279
Speaker 1: am I gonna do? I was gonna be blow myself

3557
02:57:54,320 --> 02:57:58,519
Speaker 1: out of the car. Hey, listen, Uh, they can't pinpoint

3558
02:57:58,600 --> 02:58:01,520
Speaker 1: it to you. They don't know your brand. Well, I mean,

3559
02:58:01,560 --> 02:58:03,840
Speaker 1: I think the guy that jumped on the air and

3560
02:58:03,840 --> 02:58:05,680
Speaker 1: said he had kim Chief for two dinners or two

3561
02:58:05,760 --> 02:58:07,360
Speaker 1: meals and the rose probably the gun that was doing

3562
02:58:07,400 --> 02:58:11,080
Speaker 1: it through process of elimination. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll just

3563
02:58:11,160 --> 02:58:11,800
Speaker 1: skip it now.

3564
02:58:11,959 --> 02:58:12,320
Speaker 29: Uh huh.

3565
02:58:12,400 --> 02:58:14,360
Speaker 1: Now, now it's just not gonna be as fun. I

3566
02:58:14,440 --> 02:58:16,400
Speaker 1: heard from a listener who grew up in Melbourne, Florida.

3567
02:58:16,480 --> 02:58:18,400
Speaker 1: That strip of land where Cape Canaveral this is called

3568
02:58:18,480 --> 02:58:22,320
Speaker 1: Merritt Island. Yes, okay, yep, and it's actually I was

3569
02:58:22,400 --> 02:58:25,600
Speaker 1: corrected in the chat. It's south of Cocoa Beach. No,

3570
02:58:25,720 --> 02:58:27,320
Speaker 1: Melbourne is Yeah, that's why I said it's just down

3571
02:58:27,320 --> 02:58:28,840
Speaker 1: the road from your mom. But I said, I said

3572
02:58:28,879 --> 02:58:33,800
Speaker 1: it's a town north Oh. I missed this. I was wrong, Rob.

3573
02:58:33,920 --> 02:58:36,600
Speaker 1: How do I know the Florida Coast better than you?

3574
02:58:36,920 --> 02:58:39,240
Speaker 1: I don't know. How could that possibly be. It's not

3575
02:58:39,360 --> 02:58:41,680
Speaker 1: like I was looking at a map on the screen

3576
02:58:41,800 --> 02:58:44,600
Speaker 1: or anything. I don't I don't pay attention ever. I

3577
02:58:45,280 --> 02:58:47,760
Speaker 1: tell you that like I go where I need to go,

3578
02:58:47,840 --> 02:58:55,440
Speaker 1: and that's it. M Hey, Eric, Yes, what's up?

3579
02:58:56,720 --> 02:58:56,920
Speaker 9: Hey?

3580
02:58:57,000 --> 02:58:57,440
Speaker 1: I got one?

3581
02:58:57,520 --> 02:59:00,240
Speaker 5: Say you're talking about the d rise. I think there's one.

3582
02:59:00,360 --> 02:59:02,119
Speaker 5: I don't think anybody's mentioned.

3583
02:59:01,840 --> 02:59:04,080
Speaker 3: This yet, but I think I got one piece of

3584
02:59:04,120 --> 02:59:06,280
Speaker 3: equipment that I don't think you can.

3585
02:59:06,200 --> 02:59:08,320
Speaker 5: Get a dry on, and that's the unicycle.

3586
02:59:11,120 --> 02:59:13,560
Speaker 1: But I bet you can. If you can on a bike,

3587
02:59:13,879 --> 02:59:16,840
Speaker 1: then you could on a unicycle, if it's considered, I mean,

3588
02:59:16,879 --> 02:59:20,600
Speaker 1: if you can on two wheels, then you can on

3589
02:59:21,080 --> 02:59:26,600
Speaker 1: one wheel. I would think that the logic would be consistent.

3590
02:59:26,680 --> 02:59:29,760
Speaker 1: I don't know. I would like you your mission, should

3591
02:59:29,800 --> 02:59:32,480
Speaker 1: you choose to accept it, Eric, is to a learn

3592
02:59:32,560 --> 02:59:35,840
Speaker 1: to ride a unicycle and then learn to operate one

3593
02:59:35,920 --> 02:59:36,480
Speaker 1: while drunk.

3594
02:59:38,080 --> 02:59:39,920
Speaker 5: Yeah that'd be a nice trick.

3595
02:59:40,120 --> 02:59:40,320
Speaker 7: Yeah.

3596
02:59:41,680 --> 02:59:44,240
Speaker 1: I love that you instantly went to him not knowing

3597
02:59:44,280 --> 02:59:45,920
Speaker 1: how to ride a unicycle. How do you know he's

3598
02:59:45,959 --> 02:59:49,760
Speaker 1: not already a professional unicycle rider, because then he wouldn't

3599
02:59:49,760 --> 02:59:52,480
Speaker 1: be so equivocal on whether or not you could get

3600
02:59:52,520 --> 02:59:55,879
Speaker 1: a dui. He would know. Eric sounds like a guy

3601
02:59:55,959 --> 02:59:59,560
Speaker 1: who knows every vehicle on which you can get pinched

3602
02:59:59,600 --> 03:00:04,120
Speaker 1: for being drunk. He's like, Okay, let's say, let's say

3603
03:00:04,160 --> 03:00:08,200
Speaker 1: you're in a big wheel. You can't get that speed

3604
03:00:08,240 --> 03:00:10,840
Speaker 1: away from unicycle? All right, Eric, thank you, there's Eric

3605
03:00:10,879 --> 03:00:13,840
Speaker 1: out and wakeman. Learn to ride that unicycle, Eric, and

3606
03:00:13,959 --> 03:00:14,960
Speaker 1: then catch me up.

3607
03:00:15,200 --> 03:00:17,000
Speaker 16: And now I must leave you as the Brady bunch

3608
03:00:17,080 --> 03:00:20,000
Speaker 16: is on and I find four of those children incredibly arousing.

3609
03:00:22,120 --> 03:00:22,640
Speaker 2: Get at it.

3610
03:00:23,760 --> 03:00:29,360
Speaker 23: Be careful of what you say, Be careful in every way,

3611
03:00:30,600 --> 03:00:36,160
Speaker 23: Be careful of what you do. Big Brother is watching you.

3612
03:00:37,560 --> 03:00:43,280
Speaker 23: Be circumspect and discreet, Stay light on your mental feet.

3613
03:00:44,480 --> 03:00:48,760
Speaker 23: One slip and you know who you're through. Big Brother

3614
03:00:49,080 --> 03:00:56,400
Speaker 23: is watching you. And with all narities remember ovidians, Paige.

3615
03:00:57,360 --> 03:00:58,360
Speaker 3: And when you.

3616
03:00:58,720 --> 03:01:05,440
Speaker 23: Watch that TV screens, remember it works both ways. You'll

3617
03:01:05,680 --> 03:01:12,360
Speaker 23: disappear in a wink. Unless you can double think, you'll

3618
03:01:12,600 --> 03:01:17,760
Speaker 23: vanish into the blue. Big Brother is watching you.