Speaker 1: During the break, Parker was just showing us the picture
Speaker 1: of Zach Edy hacking him, and Parker Fox is, uh,
Speaker 1: you're what six seven, You're a very large man. You
Speaker 1: look extremely small next to Zach Edy. And there's only
Speaker 1: one way to describe the shape of Zach Edy.
Speaker 2: That's a huge bitch. It literally makes you look small.
Speaker 3: Does he still play?
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's with the Memphis Grizzlies now, he was starting
Speaker 4: for them for a while. I don't know he might
Speaker 4: be heard or something, but he's a thick camera.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah, Zach calm down.
Speaker 3: How much bigger he looks like me?
Speaker 4: Stand beside you know, he's I remember my first time
Speaker 4: seeing him and walking by him, and his knee to
Speaker 4: ankle was like midway up my thigh.
Speaker 2: I was like, this guy is.
Speaker 4: Huge giants and that's skinny. You know some of those big,
Speaker 4: tall basketball guys are skinny. He's probably three hundred something
Speaker 4: pounds and thick and strong and yeah, down to get.
Speaker 2: The friction on, down to get it on for sure.
Speaker 1: That's not good. No, it's a big boy. Well either way,
Speaker 1: did you ever beat them?
Speaker 2: No? No, you didn't know they were too good. You
Speaker 2: ever done on him? No, didn't. He didn't.
Speaker 5: They lose to a sixteen seed, fairly Dickinson.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, fdu They don't want to be known as
Speaker 2: Fairy Dickinson anymore, but yeah, f do you?
Speaker 4: It was a that's a team Hawk pick to win
Speaker 4: the whole thing. That's a good pick. Big upset for them.
Speaker 4: And then I think they went on and won the
Speaker 4: next game too, after you did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think they went to the Sweet sixteen. Crazy. Yeah.
Speaker 4: And if you look at that game, and it's like
Speaker 4: Purdue has all the weapons, they have, the best guard
Speaker 4: the country, the best big and then here comes some
Speaker 4: sixteen seed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, basketball in March, man, it's the best. It is
Speaker 2: the best. You can't wait? Yeah, are you going to
Speaker 2: do the core versus four? Of course? Let's go. What's this?
Speaker 2: I don't know this?
Speaker 1: So you can pick any four teams you want. I
Speaker 1: get the field. It's one hundred dollars. Bet, I like it.
Speaker 2: Any four you want. You can take the number one
Speaker 2: seeds if you want. I don't care. You take four teams.
Speaker 2: I take the field. It's probably worse to take the
Speaker 2: number one seeds. I think Hawk took all four of
Speaker 2: them last year.
Speaker 3: And it worked. Yeah, that's all I ever do because
Speaker 3: I don't know anything.
Speaker 2: No, you do know, but you don't want to brag.
Speaker 3: That's how I am.
Speaker 2: Yeah, here's yourselfless. It was never your intention to brag. No,
Speaker 2: I like it. Corvers four. Yeah, it's right, man. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm locking in.
Speaker 3: Get it done.
Speaker 6: I've never quite had the confidence in my basketball knowledge.
Speaker 2: Take them one does it? You can be you can
Speaker 2: be hot. I go pro, I can be hot. You
Speaker 2: just give me one hundred dollars and not do it?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess that is an option.
Speaker 2: It's an option.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I don't think you're going to. I just wanted to
Speaker 7: float that idea, right, I'm not going to, but it's
Speaker 7: an option. It is an option.
Speaker 6: So maybe I will think of four teams this year.
Speaker 3: Gentlemen, The UH Golden Gophers schedule has been announced for
Speaker 3: twenty twenty six's football schedule. That's the wrong thing, raw yeah,
Speaker 3: Rawle's got you. They opened the season next year September third,
Speaker 3: well this year technically next season, Yeah, on a Thursday
Speaker 3: night versus Eastern Illinois. When yeah, then they host the host. Yes,
Speaker 3: they host Mississippi State September twelfth.
Speaker 2: Piece of cake. What I just love you said Mississippi there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, didn't they host Akron?
Speaker 2: Hey can we go back for a second. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: think we just did this recently.
Speaker 1: Ken Sauce spell Mississippi on the first try without writing
Speaker 1: it down.
Speaker 6: Yes, I think, yes, I think he got it.
Speaker 2: I think yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yes, all right, it's unanimous even I think you can
Speaker 1: do it first try without messing up and without writing
Speaker 1: it down.
Speaker 8: Go am I S S I S S I P
Speaker 8: P I boy.
Speaker 3: And so three home games including Akron on the week three,
Speaker 3: the third week on September nineteenth, and then our first
Speaker 3: away game is at Washington.
Speaker 2: That's a toughye, toughy yeah, but a beautiful place.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: You're welcome.
Speaker 3: At home versus Michigan that's a toughie. But at home
Speaker 3: at least.
Speaker 1: Ken saucepell Michigan on the first I believe him.
Speaker 3: Then at Purdue and then a bye week, and then
Speaker 3: at home versus IOA. We get I at home at Indiana, Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's a toughie.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe who knows the home versus UCLA it's probably
Speaker 1: be bad versus who U.
Speaker 9: C l A.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And then at Penn State that's a toughie. Home
Speaker 3: versus Northwestern at wisconsins.
Speaker 2: A tough schedule. It's not.
Speaker 3: I don't think it is. It is. No, it's really not. Well,
Speaker 3: out of thirteen weeks, twelve games, there's only one, two three.
Speaker 3: There's five road games. Yeah, is it possible, Well, they didn't.
Speaker 3: They played five last year. They do, they didn't win one.
Speaker 4: I think nine to three is your absolute ceiling if
Speaker 4: I look at this, thanks, I think the most they
Speaker 4: could win, right, I mean that would be true. But
Speaker 4: you're gonna go at Indiana and beat Indiana easy.
Speaker 3: They don't play Oregon, Ohio State, Nebraska, Illinois, Rutgers in Maryland,
Speaker 3: Michigan State or USC.
Speaker 2: That is true at Penn State tough. We never beat.
Speaker 5: Iowa, and indiana'll be tough at Indiana and Iowa at home.
Speaker 5: Question for you, though, Wisconsin can't get any worse.
Speaker 2: It's true. It's at Wisconsin, which is always weird.
Speaker 10: Is there a non conference schedule anymore? I don't understand
Speaker 10: that either you get enough guarantee wins. I guess yeah,
Speaker 10: we're Yeah, we're a professional sport. Now let's start acting
Speaker 10: like it. You wouldn't have the Vikings go off and
Speaker 10: play some CFL team Oh, that's fair. That's a different league.
Speaker 10: But yeah, I gotcha. Yeah, I mean that's that's a
Speaker 10: fair point.
Speaker 5: But to Zach's point, though, Eastern Illinois and Akron are
Speaker 5: all in a different league.
Speaker 4: Two, that's pretty good. Yeah, the Zips are. Yeah, the
Speaker 4: Zips aren't bad. But yeah, I'm sure he's showing isn't great.
Speaker 2: In Mississippi State that that's not a norm. No, that's
Speaker 2: a tough one.
Speaker 3: They're five and eight last year, but they be they
Speaker 3: can be good SEC team, so you know. Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 3: that's the schedule. I don't think it's as hard as
Speaker 3: it could be. Sorry, but he died. Can't stay black.
Speaker 1: Without knowing their reloaded US roster at all. Give me
Speaker 1: your guest for over underwins for Indiana in twenty twenty six,
Speaker 1: I mean ten. We have no idea who their quote
Speaker 1: is going to be, right, I don't know, but national champs, undefeated,
Speaker 1: how many wins I think?
Speaker 2: And I could be wrong and I will be corrected
Speaker 2: if I am wrong.
Speaker 5: I think they got the best transfer portal quarterback.
Speaker 4: But we don't know if he's good. Though he's correct, ten,
Speaker 4: I'll go I'll go ten. Yeah, I'll go ten. Looking
Speaker 4: at their schedule though as well, what is it?
Speaker 2: Quickly?
Speaker 4: North Texas, Howard, Western Kentucky, So that should be three Northwestern, Rutgers, Nebraska.
Speaker 2: Those are all wins, and then Ohio.
Speaker 4: State and Michigan Minnesota three losses and the USC Washington Purdue.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, that's pretty easy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not your home against the Ohio State's probably
Speaker 4: your toughest game and that place will be packed. You
Speaker 4: gotta go to Nebraska, so that it's always a question mark. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I like ten or eleven for Indiana, it'll be insane
Speaker 4: if it's just completely falls off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it will when based off the rails and they
Speaker 1: had magic and the one roster worked and.
Speaker 2: Well though they have all this money though too. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Cuban money. Yeah, it should be fine. I don't think
Speaker 2: that works in America.
Speaker 5: No, Mark Cuban, Oh cupid.
Speaker 3: Today's the birthday of Won Dante Culpepper.
Speaker 2: Happy birthday, Dante. So good.
Speaker 3: How do you think he is?
Speaker 1: He was a first rounder and what ninety nine, Yeah,
Speaker 1: so that's twenty seven years ago. Lets assume he was
Speaker 1: twenty one or twenty two at the time, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: so he's got to be forty eight or forty nine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, forty seven.
Speaker 3: He was born on this day in nineteen seventy seven,
Speaker 3: forty nine years old.
Speaker 2: We're the same age. Nice. Wow, in a few days
Speaker 2: he was so good the best.
Speaker 3: Those were good days.
Speaker 2: Yeah. This fun football to watch. Yeah, it was fast break,
Speaker 2: it really was. They would just they would try and
Speaker 2: outscore you in every game. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Do you guys remember when And I'm sure you do.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry gonna being a silly, but you guys remember
Speaker 3: when Randy Moss said, I play when.
Speaker 2: I want to play. Yeah, I didn't say it to sit.
Speaker 3: Said, I didn't know that part. Yeah, I did not
Speaker 3: know that. That's part of Closerman's book when he's talking
Speaker 3: about Randy Moss and how he just could beat anybody
Speaker 3: at any point whenever he wanted.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's true he could. He was just a freak,
Speaker 2: you know, he's super freak incredible.
Speaker 5: It's weird because like, they weren't even selling out games
Speaker 5: before he shows up. So, let's say the night before
Speaker 5: the draft when he met with Dallas and Jerry told
Speaker 5: him that the Cowboys would take him. If the Cowboys
Speaker 5: take him, are the Vikings even here anymore?
Speaker 4: WHOA that's being serious they were franchise Like, Oh, yeah,
Speaker 4: he for sure did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't. I'm too young to answer that. I think.
Speaker 6: I don't want to say. I hope not. You hope
Speaker 6: not that they weren't going to sell the team.
Speaker 3: Oh he had.
Speaker 2: I guess it was your path.
Speaker 5: The greatest one Vikings Kings because Jerry Rice got to
Speaker 5: play with a bunch of Hall of Fame quarterbacks. It's
Speaker 5: fair Randy smashes every one of those records if he
Speaker 5: plays with Montana And listen to book.
Speaker 3: His argument for Jerry Rice is really persuasive.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's smart, though I'm not. Yeah, good point. I
Speaker 2: like the way you do it. I appreciate it. There's
Speaker 2: a small window. But he did play with Tom Brady,
Speaker 2: Yeah and caught. Uh doesn't he hold the record for
Speaker 2: most touchdowns in a season. I think he had twenty three?
Speaker 2: Yeah for the NFL.
Speaker 5: Point proven if he played with Brady or one of
Speaker 5: those guys' career, he dominate.
Speaker 2: I believe it. And he was the Vikings.
Speaker 5: No, it was Oakland traded him for like a third
Speaker 5: or fourth round pick and that's all they got for him.
Speaker 2: WHOA, they got fleeced, Yes they did.
Speaker 5: I mean we technically got fleeced, got lost, they gott How.
Speaker 3: About that is another thing about that and Clostomers book,
Speaker 3: He talks about how kids use the term you got moss,
Speaker 3: but if you ask him who mosses, they have no idea.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's insane.
Speaker 3: How about that, they have no idea. It's a term.
Speaker 1: It's like getting monthened. Yeah, exactly, that's it's like meat sauce.
Speaker 1: It's that's exactly. You don't even have to know what
Speaker 1: it is. It's just that means, you know, you're just
Speaker 1: not going to try and go home. Yeah he tries
Speaker 1: to go home. Yeah, what time is it? It's eighty
Speaker 1: seven yet?
Speaker 2: Not yet? No, that was years ago. But I always
Speaker 2: have a home here with you too, heart Coreyan Hawks.
Speaker 2: What about Parker and Mark and Zach? I don't think
Speaker 2: he near of them care for me. You have a
Speaker 2: moment in my heart.
Speaker 11: I love you you be Oh great songs. Still Colin
Speaker 11: still with us. I think it's close. I think he
Speaker 11: has like round the clock medical help.
Speaker 3: Well you need it, take notes, buddy, okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, twenty four hour live live in nurse. Yes, my
Speaker 2: friends say, would say Nikki is too Yeah, that's what
Speaker 2: they sign up for. I don't know about that.
Speaker 1: I know what they're getting into. It's like, uh, I agree,
Speaker 1: it's like, what's her name? The carry eliscal carry.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's an actress, okay.
Speaker 4: The nurse lady and misery yeah hawk, she is a living,
Speaker 4: breathing female.
Speaker 3: I'd be like, how do you don't have to break
Speaker 3: my leg?
Speaker 2: Or you don't have to breathe or you cad?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I ain't going nowhere.
Speaker 1: What's her name again, Kathy Bates? Then actually, what's the
Speaker 1: character's name again? Though very no, it's the joker Dusty mind.
Speaker 3: I can hear it.
Speaker 2: I know same. This is gonna bother me.
Speaker 1: Hang on, nobody tell us, nobody, tell us.
Speaker 3: We can hear James con say your name.
Speaker 4: Come on, you guys can do it. You guys are
Speaker 4: so good at this. Usually, what's the start with?
Speaker 2: Do you look it up? I think so? A Annie
Speaker 2: Annie Annie Wilkes. There you go a woke damn it, Chris,
Speaker 2: we got it.
Speaker 6: It's not what he's going forward, but he takes it.
Speaker 1: Not His first tag team headlines is next is the
Speaker 1: Power to Morning Show on the Fan.
Speaker 3: Final segment shot for the twenty eighth day of January.
Speaker 6: It's Wednesday, wed Mess Day.
Speaker 3: Eighty players were asked in the NFL should the toush
Speaker 3: push be banned? What percentage of those eighty players from
Speaker 3: the NFL, according to The Athletic, said yes.
Speaker 2: How many were on Philadelphia. Yeah, I'm sure a bunch hated. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but forty two. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was going to go slightly over fifty percent as well.
Speaker 1: So I'm going to go a little bit higher. I'll
Speaker 1: go like forty seven players. You ask them for a
Speaker 1: percentage or a number of players. Percentage jumps, oh, percentage,
Speaker 1: all right, then I'll say something like.
Speaker 2: Fifty six percent. Yeah, somewhere in that range. Yeah, sixty,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go forty five.
Speaker 3: Only sixteen percent.
Speaker 2: We were sixteen percentages.
Speaker 1: I know we'll get people, you know, like when it
Speaker 1: was almost voted out this offseason, Remember they specific they
Speaker 1: specified that it's like the the quarterback sneak doesn't disappear.
Speaker 1: The part that disappears is the ability to get behind.
Speaker 2: Him and push.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, everything else the offensive line. The offensive line
Speaker 1: can still do the same thing. Jalen Hurts can still
Speaker 1: do the same The play can be identical. You just
Speaker 1: can't have somebody behind him pushing. Yeah, but I don't
Speaker 1: know would it be as effective if you don't have
Speaker 1: a running back or a full back pushing him.
Speaker 2: I have no idea. Probably.
Speaker 3: The NFL introduced drastic changes to the kickoff of the
Speaker 3: dynamic kickoffs this year. Out of seventy seven players, how
Speaker 3: many of them said they liked it? What percentage of
Speaker 3: those players like the new kickoff rules.
Speaker 2: I'm thirteen, been way off on high early.
Speaker 1: I'll go to sixty percent, twenty seven percent, thirty does.
Speaker 3: That go any forty seventy two?
Speaker 1: Absolutely, we don't have the pulse of the players apparently
Speaker 1: is not even close.
Speaker 3: N AFC players said it leads to more routine routines
Speaker 3: and fewer high speed collisions. Sorry, leads to more returns
Speaker 3: and fewer high speed collisions.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that would be if I'm a player. I'm happy
Speaker 6: about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 5: Let me see, what do you remember back in like
Speaker 5: the mid nineties and early two thousands when they would
Speaker 5: have a wedge on the kickoff. Yeah, they would have
Speaker 5: three guys. That's entire job.
Speaker 2: Was to create a wedge, join hands man for the
Speaker 2: guy to go around. Oh yeah remember that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, rarely flagged oh that's close, rarely flagged and often
Speaker 3: find the NFL band hip drop tackles before the twenty
Speaker 3: twenty four season. Per the league, a hip drop tackle
Speaker 3: occurs when a defender wraps a ball carrier up and
Speaker 3: rotates or swivels his hips on, waiting himself and dropping
Speaker 3: onto the ballcarrier's legs during the tackle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, good rule.
Speaker 3: Are hip drop tackles being enforced effectively? What percentage of
Speaker 3: players said, yes, Well, let's.
Speaker 2: All think, well what you would say, and.
Speaker 1: Then stands on it and flip it, because I'm going
Speaker 1: to say, they're going to say it's not my goodness.
Speaker 1: They're going to say it's not enforced correctly, which means
Speaker 1: it absolutely is.
Speaker 4: And then I'm going to go to the opposite of
Speaker 4: you guys. Twenty percent goss screw it, feen, I'm just
Speaker 4: screw it. Fifty six.
Speaker 2: Thirty one percent closer.
Speaker 3: Saying they're being effectively enforced.
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, it's things are happening so fast. Refs
Speaker 4: miss things all the time. Of them like they're not
Speaker 4: full time refs true.
Speaker 3: Yeah, fifty three percent of them like the rule, but
Speaker 3: they just don't effect I think they're enforcing it correctly. Right,
Speaker 3: Let see, is there anything else? I think that's it.
Speaker 2: That's enough, you're.
Speaker 9: Board, move on whatever. Okay, I thought it was interesting,
Speaker 9: all right, headlines. Let's go around the the world of
Speaker 9: nonsense today? Is international lego day?
Speaker 2: Oh? Hell yeah? International legos today? Aren't they all international? Sure?
Speaker 2: I wasn't really ever a lego.
Speaker 6: Guys, we love our legos?
Speaker 2: What country our legos? From? First?
Speaker 4: Thing?
Speaker 2: Off the top of my head? Denmark? He's right, there
Speaker 2: was the top of your head. Yeah, large space, there's
Speaker 2: nothing up there. Oh. I wasn't even sure, just assumed
Speaker 2: it was Scannon.
Speaker 3: Didn't see like a documentary.
Speaker 2: Now long, Netherlands. It sounds right, let's look it up.
Speaker 2: I didn't. I was just asking.
Speaker 7: The Netherlands, the logical guests something like that.
Speaker 2: Denmark is correct, boy, saucy, thank you, look at you
Speaker 2: love the celebratory smile. You're welcome. Did you look it up?
Speaker 2: I mean, in the last ten seconds, I'm saying no,
Speaker 2: because his companion starts funny, what year do you think
Speaker 2: lego started? Ooh, good question?
Speaker 4: Seventy five, seventy three.
Speaker 2: Sixty eight.
Speaker 1: Uh, it sounds like it was in the works for
Speaker 1: a while there it looks like all the way back
Speaker 1: late into the eighteen hundreds. Oh no, hang, that guy
Speaker 1: started in fifteen, wood in nineteen thirty two, started in
Speaker 1: forty nine, though officially as a company forty nine.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, well.
Speaker 1: The guy that started it was born in the eighteen hundreds,
Speaker 1: I guess. But always a toy kid, I guess. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you grew up and made what lego is.
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, the best. They're sweet, so much fun. Yeah, hey,
Speaker 2: real quick.
Speaker 3: The NBA has unveiled the participants for the twenty twenty
Speaker 3: six Castrol Rising Stars Challenge hmmm, taking place Friday, February
Speaker 3: thirteenth at the End to It Dome, Los Angeles, annually
Speaker 3: event sualcases of the league's premiere, first and second year players.
Speaker 3: I have the roster. Can I ask you if you
Speaker 3: have any stories about any of these players?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, we can try.
Speaker 3: Team mellow.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Stephen Castle, Stefan whatever, he's unbelievable the year last year.
Speaker 4: Nothing there. Dylan Harper played against him last year, Yeah,
Speaker 4: played against him. He was at Rutgers last year.
Speaker 3: Whoop, dead ass.
Speaker 4: Nope, they beat us. We should have beat them. I
Speaker 4: think it was an overtime game.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I played terrible. Thank you the man that was. Yeah,
Speaker 2: remember Sauce blamed you on Twitter.
Speaker 3: He said that it's many times. Uh.
Speaker 2: Donovan Klingon didn't play him. No, Colin Murray Boyles didn't.
Speaker 4: Play against him, but played with one of my buddies
Speaker 4: at South Carolina. Jeremiah Fears played against his brother. His
Speaker 4: brother was that is at Michigan State. He got in
Speaker 4: a big battle last night. I don't know if he
Speaker 4: saw this, but him and lou Dort were almost throwing
Speaker 4: punches and then it escalated, you know behind you know,
Speaker 4: the benches and everything.
Speaker 2: It was. Yeah, it was interesting.
Speaker 4: Reed Shepherd no Kentucky kid, but never played Kentucky Cooper Flag.
Speaker 4: Didn't get to play Cooper. No team Vince Madus Bozeless
Speaker 4: boozealous yep. No, he was an overtime elite player. So
Speaker 4: I didn't play College Kaishawn, George Kishan, No, I didn't
Speaker 4: play Kishan. Cedric Coward Nope, didn't play Cedric Derrek Queen. Yeah,
Speaker 4: played against him at Maryland. He dominated us. They you know,
Speaker 4: he's a big guy, probably six nine six ten. Now
Speaker 4: I went onion rings against It's all full.
Speaker 2: Brand kid.
Speaker 1: It would have been the biggest ball drop in the
Speaker 1: history of sports advertising.
Speaker 2: If Derrick Queen doesn't have a dairy.
Speaker 1: Queen, yeah, yeah, endorsement, but he does.
Speaker 5: He was the guy that the what's the team he
Speaker 5: plays for?
Speaker 2: I played from Maryland. Yeah, he played for New Orleans.
Speaker 5: He's the one where New Orleans traded an unprotected first
Speaker 5: round pick to move up from like wherever they were
Speaker 5: up into, like the early teens, to take him. And
Speaker 5: now their unprotected pick whoever went to is going to
Speaker 5: be a dynamite pick in this really loaded draft. But
Speaker 5: he looks legit right, It's great to start.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's very good. He's got some ki him just
Speaker 4: his his feel, his ability. He was actually high school
Speaker 4: teammates with Cooper Flag as well at Mount Verd, so
Speaker 4: they had an unbelievable high school team Denham. No, didn't
Speaker 4: didn't play against Igor demon Jalen Wells.
Speaker 2: No J, he's our engineer. That's his brother.
Speaker 4: Yeah. No, I didn't play against VJ either, but he is.
Speaker 4: He's he was a Baylor. He's a freak freak athlete.
Speaker 4: Tree Johnson, No camp Spencer. I'm actually looking at it too.
Speaker 4: The only last one I got is klol where he
Speaker 4: was at Indiana when I played against him.
Speaker 3: Kalel Superman's dead.
Speaker 2: Yeah like that? Okay, that was Joe l. Kalil Is Superman.
Speaker 3: Oh that's right, that's right. Well, that's a good name.
Speaker 2: And Conannederhauser what hurts?
Speaker 4: But against him too, Yank Conan Kniederhauser Attorneys at law.
Speaker 2: That's a good name, isn't it pretty good? We'd start
Speaker 2: with an apartment Conan, get it good.
Speaker 1: Houser uh an environmental activist in Kenya.
Speaker 2: Nope, not Mark Broton, Nope, not Mark.
Speaker 1: Bros An environmental activist in Kenya, broke a Guinness World
Speaker 1: record by keeping her arms wrapped around the trunk of
Speaker 1: a tree.
Speaker 2: For how long with arms wide Rosen? Four days? You're
Speaker 2: going ninety six hours? Yep, that's a long time. That's
Speaker 2: a good guess.
Speaker 5: I'm going to say one hundred and fifty hours, one
Speaker 5: hundred and fifty hours, Parish.
Speaker 2: How big was the tree? One twenty twenty Chris.
Speaker 1: Ninety eight basically prices right in Parker Zachary one.
Speaker 2: Hundred and fifty hours in one second, Parker.
Speaker 1: You were the lowest, you were technically the closest. Seventy
Speaker 1: two consecutive hours as a world record for it could
Speaker 1: be a literal tree hugger.
Speaker 2: Wow, I feel like somebody could break that record.
Speaker 1: It would I would think it would take a true
Speaker 1: environmental activist.
Speaker 2: Yeah, somebody that.
Speaker 1: Truly, truly cares about the environment is wanting to make
Speaker 1: a stand.
Speaker 2: Yes, but you don't go outside.
Speaker 1: Nice Well, I am the number one environmentalist the fan
Speaker 1: as of the last couple of years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what about tree tree? What about your zach and
Speaker 2: got the carbon footprint? A big putt, But no, that's okay.
Speaker 1: Uh. For the Super Bowl, Hines is finding a way
Speaker 1: to get a little free advertising and I'm falling for it.
Speaker 1: They are launching a thing called keg Chup instead of Ketchup,
Speaker 1: It's keg Chub, which.
Speaker 2: Is a me.
Speaker 1: It is a nineteen and a half inch ten pounds
Speaker 1: ketchup dispenser that holds one hundred and fourteen ounces of ketchups.
Speaker 4: That's a lot o keg Money loves Ketchup.
Speaker 2: I love ketchup. Mmm. Have you ever had a core ketchup? Not?
Speaker 2: Not one time in my entire life. Really, zero times.
Speaker 3: I can't believe.
Speaker 2: I feel like that'd be even accident. Nope, not even
Speaker 2: on accident. Wow, no, just do it so much? Just
Speaker 2: ketchup or mustard? Which would you have do it? Thanks?
Speaker 2: Ro ketchup or mustards is probably cyanide. I had ketchup.
Speaker 2: I have not had mustard. Yeh mustard? Yeah, muster is terrible, terrible.
Speaker 2: Which one's better? Ketchup?
Speaker 5: Mustard is a plus? Good, mustard is outstanding. What gray
Speaker 5: letter is a ketchup?
Speaker 6: Then?
Speaker 2: Uh, it's in a B plus B plus. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: Ketchup's great.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a lot of things as a good well
Speaker 4: great on a week I haven't tried that.
Speaker 2: There's a new term that the kids are using.
Speaker 1: I don't know if the kids are using this, but
Speaker 1: at least a new a new term that a group
Speaker 1: is using called friction maxine friction maxine, and that has
Speaker 1: nothing to do with kfans Max Feller, who has a
Speaker 1: lot of friction going on. Friction maxine is the idea
Speaker 1: that technology and things like chat GPT are making things
Speaker 1: so convenient. Now if they're effortless, oh god, and that
Speaker 1: makes things less satisfying, producing less happiness.
Speaker 2: So the idea is to intentionally.
Speaker 1: Make things a little more difficult, or make yourself wait
Speaker 1: a little bit more for things like uber ates or
Speaker 1: ai by not using them.
Speaker 2: And saying like I'll just I'll go get the food myself.
Speaker 1: I need to like go do things instead of just
Speaker 1: making everything so convenient.
Speaker 6: So it's a feeling of accomplishment for some people, and
Speaker 6: I completely disagree.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: So if though, if you're like, man, everything's just too easy,
Speaker 1: I feel like I got to do something that is now.
Speaker 1: If you're doing it intentionally, it's called friction maxing, leaning
Speaker 1: into the friction intentionally. So if you hear somebody use
Speaker 1: that phrase, that's what it means, friction maxing.
Speaker 2: Tommy likes friction, Yeah, he sure does.
Speaker 1: The date of Stephen Colbert's final Late show has been announced.
Speaker 1: It will air May twenty first. Oh then it's over.
Speaker 1: And like I said, even before that show got to
Speaker 1: can't told when Fallon Kimmel, Colbert and Seth Myers are done.
Speaker 2: The late night talk show is over forever. This is
Speaker 2: the last era. It's over. It just is.
Speaker 1: It's just it's just the way that the world works now.
Speaker 1: It doesn't make any sense anymore.
Speaker 4: Show.
Speaker 2: Those are expensive shows. Yeah, and the kids.
Speaker 1: Aren't watching them right like they watch him on YouTube? Right,
Speaker 1: I think Fallon's really big on YouTube. We've talked about
Speaker 1: that multiple times.
Speaker 2: See clips. But I had to even look up right
Speaker 2: Stephen Colbert. I really see what it looked like.
Speaker 1: I see that's insane to me, but again that's what
Speaker 1: that's my point.
Speaker 7: Yeah, he's a huge deal for a long time. I
Speaker 7: look it up as long as he How long has
Speaker 7: that show been on? Oh man, it's been twelve four
Speaker 7: something like that. Yeah, since they took over for a time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the Colbert Rapport ran for what two years?
Speaker 2: Forty two years? Colbert Report was probably ten plus years
Speaker 2: as well. Fifteen is when it started.
Speaker 1: What about Colbert Rapport Colbert Report, that's gotta be about
Speaker 1: ten years as well.
Speaker 2: Probably great band, So we're.
Speaker 1: Talking ten years exactly, So we're talking twenty plus years total.
Speaker 2: That's a pretty good run. Well done, Steven.
Speaker 4: I could probably count on one hand how many times
Speaker 4: I've sat down and watched a late night show like that. Now,
Speaker 4: I've seen Fallen and Colbert.
Speaker 1: But do you remember why you specifically watched it? Was
Speaker 1: it on accident or was it for a specific guest?
Speaker 4: Probably was watching a game and it came on after
Speaker 4: a type of situation.
Speaker 6: That's exactly the only time I haven't gotten to the
Speaker 6: remote to change it to.
Speaker 2: What else I want to watch? Can't find the remout, No,
Speaker 2: passes it to the man and boom goes to dynamite
Speaker 2: hawking sauce. You're all over this.
Speaker 1: I assume today is the third season premiere of Shrinking
Speaker 1: on Apple TV.
Speaker 3: And they already give it gave it a fourth season.
Speaker 2: Two correct reeatedly.
Speaker 5: Oh, it's one of the best shows that's ever been
Speaker 5: on TV. So every emotion it's outstanding.
Speaker 3: The last episode less season, I.
Speaker 2: Think I'm gonna watch it again.
Speaker 1: Give me the list of emotions you experienced while watching
Speaker 1: the first two seasons of Shrinking. Sadness, that's one, humor, laughing, happy,
Speaker 1: the emotional yes, laughing yes, happy, happy yes, depressed, sure, cringey, sad,
Speaker 1: emotional sadness, emotional emotionals. It's one of my favorite emotions.
Speaker 2: I second that emotion. Yeah, that's about it. It's just good.
Speaker 5: Please, a wide range conflict, it's got everything's.
Speaker 2: Detachment from oneself. Yeah, that's pretty good. All right, Parker.
Speaker 2: Do you know who Mike Ditka is? Yeah, of course.
Speaker 2: Give me all you know about Mike Ditka. I don't
Speaker 2: know much, but so much.
Speaker 4: My understanding of Mike Dick was the coach whoa of
Speaker 4: Chicago Bears.
Speaker 1: That's all you need to know. That's fine. Do you
Speaker 1: know what he was famous for wearing? Can you picture it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: He wore the sweater vests exactly. The sweater vest did
Speaker 4: say chi and green. That's all you need to know though.
Speaker 1: But he wore a sweater vest, right and as this
Speaker 1: story says, it wasn't Nike or Reebok.
Speaker 2: It was just a sweater vest that he picked. It
Speaker 2: was his own kind of outfit.
Speaker 1: The one that he wore during Super Bowl twenty, the
Speaker 1: only super Bowl the Bears won, is up for auction,
Speaker 1: And as of last night, what do you think Mike,
Speaker 1: Mike Ditka's sweater vest from the super Bowl, the one
Speaker 1: he wore during the Super Bowl, what do you think
Speaker 1: that's going for? This was as of last night. One
Speaker 1: don't know if it's up since then, but a million bucks,
Speaker 1: million bucks.
Speaker 2: Thousand, three hundred Zach four hundred thousand.
Speaker 1: Surprised you didn't say sixty nine thousand. You would have
Speaker 1: been the closest eighty two k as of last night. Wow,
Speaker 1: that has to be somebody rich from the Chicago area. Right,
Speaker 1: that's what I figured.
Speaker 2: It has to be a.
Speaker 7: Couple of rich guys just want that on their wall.
Speaker 7: That's no more or less what you in a bid
Speaker 7: double XL all right, I hope nobody looked this up.
Speaker 7: So here's the deal.
Speaker 1: The vest comes with a signed letter from Ditka himself
Speaker 1: claiming that it was you know, that was the one
Speaker 1: that I wore in January twenty sixth, nineteen eighty six.
Speaker 2: That's about all you need.
Speaker 1: I asked the same question of what Jerry Sandeski a
Speaker 1: day or two ago. Is Mike Ditka alive? And if so,
Speaker 1: how old would he be?
Speaker 2: Thrust. I think he's alive. I just saw it. Pretty
Speaker 2: sure he's alive. I haven't heard that he passed away.
Speaker 1: I'll go eighty three, eighty four, and you guys both
Speaker 1: think he's alive.
Speaker 2: Chris twenty three, he's older. In twenty three passed.
Speaker 3: I thought he passed. He didn't pass. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I thought he was going.
Speaker 2: Zach, I think he's uh. I think he's alive because
Speaker 2: they would have named something after him if he died.
Speaker 2: Fair enough, he is still with us. He's eighty six, okay, nice.
Speaker 1: I'm a little surprised guy, especially this year with the
Speaker 1: run the Bears had. I'm a little surprised. How come
Speaker 1: the nation doesn't seem more Ditka's careful.
Speaker 2: That is a great point. Where is he? Yeah, he's
Speaker 2: a he's a pop culture kind of icon.
Speaker 1: He's uh, you know, the the Bill Swarski or whatever,
Speaker 1: Harvey you said.
Speaker 2: It's super Fansom mesnl. That bit was gigantic.
Speaker 1: And he's an identifiable character because of the sweater vest,
Speaker 1: because of the mustache, like.
Speaker 2: You know, he's throwing the shades. It's Ditka. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: a great point. No, got the hair. Oh he is?
Speaker 2: What's he doing there? Probably coaching? May he's hanging out with.
Speaker 3: Church maybe maybe why not?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know. I like church hang
Speaker 2: out with charges.
Speaker 1: A new report from payscale dot com says that if
Speaker 1: you get a pay bump in twenty twenty six, there
Speaker 1: is there's a good chance it's gonna be a peanut
Speaker 1: butter raise.
Speaker 2: See now you may.
Speaker 1: Be saying, Corey, you ignorant slut, What the hell is
Speaker 1: a peanut butter raise?
Speaker 2: Exactly what I was saying.
Speaker 1: It's a term that's been around for a long time,
Speaker 1: but most people don't know it, myself included.
Speaker 2: But I learned it this morning when I read this story.
Speaker 1: No, it does not, God, but you're on the right
Speaker 1: path because it does involve spreading of peanut butter. A
Speaker 1: peanut butter raise is when a company spreads money out
Speaker 1: evenly across the staff.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Not merit based, but just like all right, everybody gets
Speaker 1: three percent, but not based on you know, who's more
Speaker 1: important or who's bringing in more revenue or who is whatever.
Speaker 1: No ladder, no hierarchy, just let's just spread it across.
Speaker 1: Stephen Lee, the company's polled. The average pay bump planned
Speaker 1: for twenty twenty six was around three point five percent,
Speaker 1: which is basically cost of living.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, go ahead, Nah.
Speaker 10: That.
Speaker 2: So sauce.
Speaker 1: If you get offered a contract in twenty twenty six,
Speaker 1: that's flat, that's technically a pay decrease because cost of
Speaker 1: living is outpacing your growth.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yes, things are expensive, So best of luck in twenty
Speaker 1: twenty six with your peanut butter.
Speaker 2: I love peanut butter, Tom just cut yeah a little bit. Sure,
Speaker 2: you eat peanut butter, love it? Really? Wow? Country or creamy? Seriously,
Speaker 2: you are an alcoholic peanut butter. That was the earliest sign.
Speaker 2: Then there it was I didn't love peanut butter earlier.
Speaker 1: It's so good, all right, last one out of me.
Speaker 1: This is my random fact for the day that might
Speaker 1: change your life. This is like a what really matters?
Speaker 4: You are ignorant?
Speaker 2: Wow? I am ignorant, but I'm not. I'm not sure.
Speaker 2: I don't know what I would have guessed for this.
Speaker 1: I don't think I would have guessed this, though, So
Speaker 1: I'm curious to see who gets the closest. You know, guy,
Speaker 1: You guys had no magicians might have been sawing people
Speaker 1: in half, right, they do the old sawmon hell yeah, yeah, forever, forever,
Speaker 1: right forever. The first time that trick was performed was
Speaker 1: in London in what year? Oh good, you just said forever?
Speaker 2: Mark?
Speaker 1: How far back does forever ago? The first time that
Speaker 1: trick was ever performed was in London in what year?
Speaker 2: Well? Forever for this memory, eighteen seventy two.
Speaker 7: Eighteen seventy two, I'm thinking sixteen fifty seven.
Speaker 1: Sixteen fifty seven, anybody else well, fifteen ninety nine, fifteen
Speaker 1: ninety nine.
Speaker 3: One year one and also with you eighteen seventy eight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I think the eighteen seventies or eighties
Speaker 1: or nineties. I think that's the range I would have guessed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have guessed fifteen ninety, nineteen fiftes.
Speaker 2: How about this the right answer? Nineteen twenty one?
Speaker 1: Wown't it feels like, yeah, it feels older than that.
Speaker 1: But nineteen twenty one, I guess first time that was
Speaker 1: ever pulled off.
Speaker 2: I'm a really bad guess for this morning. What year
Speaker 2: was uh was Prestige supposed to be? And do you remember?
Speaker 3: I don't remember the year, but I know it was
Speaker 3: late eighteen hundreds.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, talking about the movie, Yeah, I just saw
Speaker 2: it for the first time.
Speaker 1: One of the last movies of all time. Oh my god, dude,
Speaker 1: it was so I agree, good, so good.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I kind of I was on it,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I was nervous. You were about to say
Speaker 1: it was awful when the way you were like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, no, I was like, oh, please don't say
Speaker 1: that movie sucks as one of the all time best movies.
Speaker 2: I've never even heard of it. I never ever heard
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 1: This Christopher Nolan, he doesn't go wrong and it was
Speaker 1: close your mind, right, Yeah, it was phenomenal, so good?
Speaker 2: Yeah, unreal, are you watching closely?
Speaker 4: I think the Goldfish bit was one of my favorite
Speaker 4: things too, is how he just like transformed the way
Speaker 4: he walked and moved.
Speaker 2: For his bit. Like, that's so good. Many commitment.
Speaker 1: It's called attention of detail too, right, Christopher Nolan cares
Speaker 1: it's right, man, that dude's good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's a beast, and he's got a new movie
Speaker 4: coming out, right, the Odyssey or damon.
Speaker 2: About the Powder Company?
Speaker 1: Good saying we just went through his filmography yesterday.
Speaker 2: But man, have you ever seen Memento? I haven't seen
Speaker 2: that one. Put that at the top of your list.
Speaker 2: Have you've seen Inception? Of course? Have you've seen Interstellar?
Speaker 2: Of course? Seen a grown man? Have you ever seen
Speaker 2: a grown man? Of course? Be in some locker rooms?
Speaker 3: You ever?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Zach, why don't you ask?
Speaker 9: Asked me?
Speaker 2: You're okay for off air reading your diary.
Speaker 1: Memento is the one that put him on the map,
Speaker 1: and Mementos onlike any movie I've ever seen?
Speaker 4: Okay, that one's on the list. And then I haven't
Speaker 4: seen Tenant either. Yeah, we just that's why we brought
Speaker 4: it up. That's one of his quote worst movies. But again,
Speaker 4: what a what a floor? If Tenant's your worst movie. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I haven't seen it, but one of my buddies is like,
Speaker 4: we got when we watch it, we got to watch
Speaker 4: it together.
Speaker 9: I like it.
Speaker 1: I don't love it, but I I definitely got confused
Speaker 1: by it. It's it's one of his trippier ones. And
Speaker 1: all of his movies are a little bit trippy, but
Speaker 1: totally Yes, Yeah, Momento is a masterpiece.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's on the list, and you know I'll watch it.
Speaker 2: I believe you. Yeah, you will ride myself on that.
Speaker 1: Maybe the one of the most creative structures in the
Speaker 1: history of films.
Speaker 2: Okay, and I don't even want to tell you.
Speaker 1: Why, because you'll you'll they show you very quickly how
Speaker 1: the how the structure is different. But it's unlike any
Speaker 1: movie I've ever seen anyway, all right, that's all.
Speaker 2: I like. Cool.
Speaker 3: I have a few things left for you. Health experts
Speaker 3: say vitamin D can be hard to come by in
Speaker 3: the winter, since duh one of the main sources of sunlight.
Speaker 3: Doctor from the Cleveland Clinic says not getting en vitamin
Speaker 3: D can result in bone pain, fatigue, mood changes and
Speaker 3: overall ill health.
Speaker 2: Man, I should go outside, have it indoorsman.
Speaker 3: They recommend going outside of warm days, thanks when, and
Speaker 3: getting vitamin D from foods like fat fish. That's what
Speaker 3: your nickname wasn't high school sauce? What you smell funny?
Speaker 2: They broke. That's also the worst cover band you were
Speaker 2: ever in. Fish It's like a little kissed.
Speaker 3: That's great. And motorcycles anyway, betty fish, egg yolks and mushrooms.
Speaker 2: Mushrooms are great.
Speaker 1: Ye, you know what your name would be if you
Speaker 1: were the lead singer of Fatty Fish, Cafeterior, Trey Anaste
Speaker 1: or yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: God.
Speaker 3: You can get a blood test, by the way, to
Speaker 3: find out if you are defishing of vitamin D.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we would get We would get one every winter.
Speaker 2: Has a team.
Speaker 4: We would have to go get our blood drawn and
Speaker 4: would get our percentages, and then if you were below
Speaker 4: a certain percentage, you'd have to take vetamin D pills.
Speaker 1: I take vitamin D pills because, like I've said forever,
Speaker 1: my wife always gets pissed when I get blood tests
Speaker 1: and my numbers are surprised.
Speaker 2: Something good for somebody with my diet and my you know,
Speaker 2: overall health. She wants the numbers to be terrible.
Speaker 1: But the one number that's been terrible for like fifteen
Speaker 1: years is my vitamin D, to the point where the
Speaker 1: doctors are like, are you nocturnal? Like have you ever
Speaker 1: gone outside and seen the sun?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 2: How are you even? So it's yeah, it's just ridiculously
Speaker 2: low vitamin D numbers. It's terrible. It's way off the chart.
Speaker 2: You don't need the blood test, and you just got
Speaker 2: the eye test.
Speaker 1: And you don't even have to see the color of
Speaker 1: my second and just to be like you're pale, you've
Speaker 1: never seen the sun.
Speaker 2: You just have to know that. I just go watch
Speaker 2: poker my sixty two degree basement. I drove the day
Speaker 2: shock schocula.
Speaker 6: My doctors are shocked when I tell them that I
Speaker 6: actually do go outside.
Speaker 4: Fair.
Speaker 1: That's how you know I'm not a vampire. I freaking
Speaker 1: love garlic bread, right, Garlic bread is legit?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so good, yeah, so good? Right. No, No, I'm
Speaker 2: not putting Marin Aaron war just dunk, never had it.
Speaker 2: I think your word for it did great. By the way.
Speaker 3: Dropping the punk, yeah, yeah, talk about it, dropped a
Speaker 3: great punk.
Speaker 2: What was that Gate Show is over.
Speaker 6: I'm not.
Speaker 2: Start but what kind of show did you see? The
Speaker 2: Game show?
Speaker 3: Beside the Gate Show?
Speaker 2: This shows why was yawning? Zach wasn't even a part
Speaker 2: of it. I get show. The show's dumb.
Speaker 3: I wish you guys had told me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, first the Late Show and now the Game Show.
Speaker 3: You gotta you gotta pivot, and I maybe if your butt.
Speaker 2: Charkers watched both on Accidents TV. It was just left
Speaker 2: on Friday. Period. All right, see you Friday for initials
Speaker 2: now we get him? Yeah? Correct, see you Friday for
Speaker 2: initials budding right, love you guys, See you guys Friday,
Speaker 2: thanks TV. Anytime sooner or just to hang out until
Speaker 2: you go to Italy? Yeah, hanging out and then go
Speaker 2: and spends time alone. Man lucky. But we'll see you
Speaker 2: next Thursday before you leave. Right Wednesday? Yep? Oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: today's Wednesday. What am I talking about? Next Wednesday? Before
Speaker 2: you leave? Exactly? Yep? All right, nine to noon is next.
Speaker 2: We're back tomorrow five thirty to nine. This has been
Speaker 2: the power to him, won't e chill on the fan?
Speaker 2: I already have a wedding for day.
Speaker 3: You two, Avidaba. I love your baby girl. Take care
Speaker 3: of each other. Please, I'm glad you're here.
Speaker 2: I really have