WEBVTT - EITM: Amusing Violations 12/18/25 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:02.160 What's the worst ticket you've gotten? 0:00:07.000 --> 0:00:08.039 Marijuana possession? 0:00:09.080 --> 0:00:11.039 Let me let me let me you know what, that's 0:00:11.080 --> 0:00:12.560 on me that you know what, that. 0:00:12.560 --> 0:00:14.640 Could that's on me. 0:00:14.880 --> 0:00:16.200 That's on me. That's on me. 0:00:16.440 --> 0:00:16.880 You know what. 0:00:17.040 --> 0:00:18.800 I didn't care if I'm not worried. 0:00:18.920 --> 0:00:21.639 Yeah, let me you know, looking specifically for a moving. 0:00:21.440 --> 0:00:24.200 Violation, traffic ticket. I should have. 0:00:24.200 --> 0:00:28.520 Said a hick to describe a traffic ticket reckless driving. 0:00:29.080 --> 0:00:31.480 Oh you did? But now did you earn that or 0:00:31.480 --> 0:00:33.519 were you like, come on, man. 0:00:33.520 --> 0:00:34.080 I didn't. 0:00:34.400 --> 0:00:35.880 It was a come on situation. 0:00:36.080 --> 0:00:40.400 I it was black eye. My truck fishtailed, I wrecked 0:00:40.680 --> 0:00:42.360 by myself, hitting nobody. 0:00:42.600 --> 0:00:45.000 You know. Police officers showed up still gave me a 0:00:45.000 --> 0:00:46.680 reckless driving ticket even though I. 0:00:46.600 --> 0:00:47.760 Was going the speed limit. 0:00:48.040 --> 0:00:49.200 All it was was black ice. 0:00:49.520 --> 0:00:52.960 The Oh, so they'll give you a ticket for that failure. 0:00:54.120 --> 0:00:55.560 Yeah, no, it reckless driving. 0:00:55.760 --> 0:00:58.000 So did they say did they? By the way, that's 0:00:58.040 --> 0:01:01.040 a great one. That's a great one. Let me address 0:01:01.080 --> 0:01:05.120 Tyler's question. Worst can make you think like it was 0:01:05.240 --> 0:01:10.840 a huge amount of money, which that I'm not talking about, 0:01:10.880 --> 0:01:14.479 but worse in terms of like come on, I'm getting 0:01:14.480 --> 0:01:16.880 a ticket for that, like a face palm. 0:01:17.120 --> 0:01:19.360 Yeah, exactly, exactly exactly. 0:01:19.680 --> 0:01:21.959 So did they say to you that it was you 0:01:22.040 --> 0:01:23.839 were exceeding you? 0:01:23.840 --> 0:01:24.880 You were, you were. 0:01:24.800 --> 0:01:27.120 You were going too fast to be able to maintain 0:01:27.200 --> 0:01:28.320 control of your vehicle. 0:01:29.520 --> 0:01:30.920 It's something similar. 0:01:31.000 --> 0:01:33.559 He just said you didn't maintain control of your vehicle 0:01:33.720 --> 0:01:35.000 enough reckless the. 0:01:35.200 --> 0:01:38.039 Oh, dude, that sucks and reckless sucks. Bro. 0:01:39.280 --> 0:01:41.880 I was irritated. Man, truck was totaled everything. 0:01:42.520 --> 0:01:45.480 No, but yes, like there there's the property damage. But 0:01:45.640 --> 0:01:48.520 reckless reckless is a pretty good charge on your on 0:01:48.560 --> 0:01:49.120 your record. 0:01:50.040 --> 0:01:51.360 Yeah, it took a while for me to get the 0:01:51.400 --> 0:01:51.880 points off. 0:01:52.160 --> 0:01:53.919 Right. You didn't lose your license, though. 0:01:53.800 --> 0:01:55.200 Did you? 0:01:55.200 --> 0:01:55.280 No? 0:01:55.560 --> 0:01:57.880 All right, very good, very good, all right, we got there. 0:01:57.920 --> 0:02:02.440 And sorry about that possession charge. Also, that's also unfair. Now, 0:02:02.560 --> 0:02:05.040 all right, dude, a matt hold on one second. No, 0:02:05.200 --> 0:02:08.040 And this one came up a lot from people. Small 0:02:08.040 --> 0:02:08.919 town ticket. 0:02:09.840 --> 0:02:12.600 Oh like like a speed zone in a little. 0:02:12.440 --> 0:02:16.560 Rural anything anything to get you because that that is 0:02:16.720 --> 0:02:18.480 such a piece of revenue. 0:02:18.880 --> 0:02:20.720 So small town ticket. 0:02:20.480 --> 0:02:23.520 Comes up a ton, and I remember getting one when 0:02:23.520 --> 0:02:26.760 I lived in Texas. The getting a small town ticket 0:02:27.120 --> 0:02:30.120 and and you're screwed because it's either you have to 0:02:30.160 --> 0:02:33.120 go back yeah, and fight it, or you have to 0:02:33.120 --> 0:02:35.480 pay the fee, and the fee is usually pretty good, 0:02:36.080 --> 0:02:39.359 and so nobody wants to go all the way back 0:02:39.440 --> 0:02:43.600 to bumf whatever and have to go to court. And 0:02:43.639 --> 0:02:45.880 you're still not going to get off because they know 0:02:46.000 --> 0:02:48.680 you're an out of towner and you're going to pay it, 0:02:48.760 --> 0:02:51.320 like you're not going to keep fighting it, so you're screwed. 0:02:51.360 --> 0:02:55.120 So small town ticket for nothing. It could be for anything. 0:02:56.160 --> 0:03:00.360 So you're just supposed to end those situations be a 0:03:00.440 --> 0:03:03.840 smarter driver. That's why it's the worst ticket. 0:03:04.400 --> 0:03:07.040 Yeah, in some cases. But some of them are. 0:03:07.120 --> 0:03:10.200 The laws you don't even know are on the books, 0:03:10.240 --> 0:03:11.840 like yeah, featured on the road. 0:03:11.880 --> 0:03:14.200 The no, I mean laws are laws like what would 0:03:14.200 --> 0:03:15.760 be I don't I can't think of one that would 0:03:15.800 --> 0:03:16.360 be out there. 0:03:17.040 --> 0:03:22.280 I bet there are some bizarre like uh, driving restrictions 0:03:22.720 --> 0:03:26.400 that are specific only to really really rural areas. 0:03:26.120 --> 0:03:28.480 Like like like, for example, in the in the small 0:03:28.520 --> 0:03:31.560 town Ticket, they'll point out like you're by yourself on 0:03:31.600 --> 0:03:36.080 a two lane road and you switch lanes and you know, smoke, 0:03:36.160 --> 0:03:40.480 he's hiding behind a a a like a like a barn, 0:03:40.720 --> 0:03:43.760 no not even not even a barn, but like a low. 0:03:44.840 --> 0:03:47.040 Why can't I think, what are the big billboard on 0:03:47.120 --> 0:03:49.480 the side of the road, And it's like, oh, you 0:03:49.520 --> 0:03:52.960 didn't know no term signal? Yeah, and you're like, come on, 0:03:53.200 --> 0:03:58.360 there is literally nobody around for miles, but they're gonna 0:03:58.360 --> 0:04:01.280 flag you for it. And again, technically, were you doing 0:04:01.320 --> 0:04:04.640 something wrong? Yes, but are we really getting pulled if 0:04:04.640 --> 0:04:07.240 we're getting pulled over for changing lanes without a signal? 0:04:07.520 --> 0:04:08.760 Take my license now. 0:04:09.600 --> 0:04:13.960 But even no matter the size of your jurisdiction correct, 0:04:14.120 --> 0:04:18.480 Like if we're talking speeding, there can be moments where 0:04:18.640 --> 0:04:22.680 you want to just shake your head because maybe on 0:04:22.720 --> 0:04:25.560 your GPS it warned you that there was an officer 0:04:25.640 --> 0:04:29.200 up and you ignored it and then you got napped the. 0:04:29.360 --> 0:04:32.720 Yeah how about slow down ticket? 0:04:33.120 --> 0:04:33.920 What do you mean by that? 0:04:34.240 --> 0:04:36.359 So, like you know what, Like there are certain areas 0:04:36.360 --> 0:04:41.000 where it'll be fifty five and then you get into 0:04:41.040 --> 0:04:44.080 an area where it's thirty five where you have to 0:04:44.160 --> 0:04:47.720 slow down in that whether it's and I hate to 0:04:47.760 --> 0:04:50.160 say construction zone, but there are some where it's like 0:04:50.200 --> 0:04:53.640 you're on a busy road and then that roadway ends 0:04:54.160 --> 0:04:56.160 because you're getting into kind of I don't want to 0:04:56.200 --> 0:04:59.400 call it town, but like an area where they're populated. Yeah, 0:04:59.560 --> 0:05:02.680 by the way, take two seventy north and just keep 0:05:02.720 --> 0:05:05.479 going and just keep going and get past like Eldersburg 0:05:05.520 --> 0:05:08.000 and all that. There's those out there where you're out 0:05:08.000 --> 0:05:09.600 in the middle of nowhere and then all of a 0:05:09.640 --> 0:05:12.960 sudden you approach like the big intersection where there's like 0:05:13.040 --> 0:05:16.760 a shopping center and stuff. There's that'll slow you down 0:05:16.800 --> 0:05:20.760 to thirty five. But while you're slowing down, you're over 0:05:20.839 --> 0:05:21.719 the speed limit. 0:05:22.400 --> 0:05:25.480 Ticket. Yeah, you were doing you were doing forty five. 0:05:26.000 --> 0:05:29.520 You're like, but I'm slowing down, right, Like, no, no, no, no, no, 0:05:29.600 --> 0:05:31.719 you should have been slowed down. 0:05:33.000 --> 0:05:34.040 That's a slow down ticket. 0:05:34.120 --> 0:05:36.120 Ian Right, So I got a ticket inside my gated 0:05:36.320 --> 0:05:40.400 neighborhood for what from a motorcycle unit for rolling a 0:05:40.400 --> 0:05:43.440 stop sign, and then they proceeded to roll the same 0:05:43.560 --> 0:05:45.520 stop sign when they were done writing my ticket. 0:05:48.000 --> 0:05:50.080 See, but that's a that's a good one. That's a 0:05:50.120 --> 0:05:51.520 good one, because. 0:05:51.279 --> 0:05:53.520 Yes, is anybody gonna argue you're not supposed to roll 0:05:53.560 --> 0:05:54.239 a stop sign? 0:05:54.640 --> 0:05:57.160 No, I bet those are a lot of small town tickets. 0:05:57.480 --> 0:05:59.719 I bet those happened. I was reading one of the 0:05:59.760 --> 0:06:03.000 one of the stories I was reading guys in an accident, right, 0:06:03.040 --> 0:06:05.960 and this isn't a small town ticket guys in an accident. 0:06:07.200 --> 0:06:10.000 I think he said he was five blocks away from work, right, 0:06:10.520 --> 0:06:12.520 And they didn't they didn't call the police. But his 0:06:12.560 --> 0:06:15.919 car was pretty damage, like he's leaking fluid. The hood 0:06:16.000 --> 0:06:19.160 is all mushed up, like he's essentially sitting on pillows 0:06:19.160 --> 0:06:21.200 trying to look over the thing. And he's like, you 0:06:21.240 --> 0:06:22.880 know what, I'm just gonna make it to work. It's 0:06:22.920 --> 0:06:26.760 five blocks away. He pulls off the main road and 0:06:26.800 --> 0:06:28.479 he was like, I didn't want to stop the car 0:06:28.520 --> 0:06:30.200 because if I stopped the car, I don't know if 0:06:30.240 --> 0:06:33.640 it's starting up again. So he gets into like a 0:06:33.680 --> 0:06:37.719 residential area where it's again there's nobody out, and he's 0:06:37.760 --> 0:06:41.640 on like some some essentially empty road in a residential area, 0:06:41.760 --> 0:06:43.440 just trying to get to work where he's going to park. 0:06:44.000 --> 0:06:46.719 He pulls up on a stop sign. There's nobody around. 0:06:47.080 --> 0:06:50.200 By the way, he's probably doing whatever your car idol's act. 0:06:51.120 --> 0:06:53.120 And he rolled straight through the stop sign. 0:06:53.720 --> 0:06:55.440 Woo woo. 0:06:55.839 --> 0:06:57.880 There's another one rolling the stop sign. 0:06:57.960 --> 0:06:59.960 And now we have a sense of wright, which. 0:07:00.040 --> 0:07:03.560 Again, by the letter of the law, is it wrong, Yes, 0:07:04.240 --> 0:07:07.280 but that's an excentuating circumstance. 0:07:07.920 --> 0:07:12.160 That's exactly what I meant. Yeah, that's a ticket. 0:07:12.400 --> 0:07:15.560 We've got it. We've got it. Yeah, I say that. 0:07:16.000 --> 0:07:20.600 We've also thought that we understood the other day when 0:07:20.680 --> 0:07:24.360 Kristen remember what Kristen had to redeem herself for for 0:07:24.520 --> 0:07:31.360 the calls on the yall, we thought we had it there. 0:07:33.240 --> 0:07:37.679 Where am I going line for hi Ellie in the morning? 0:07:38.480 --> 0:07:41.920 Hey, I got a reckless robbing ticket while my car 0:07:42.080 --> 0:07:42.720 was on fire? 0:07:47.960 --> 0:07:51.760 Were you trying? Were you trying to get somewhere like safely? 0:07:52.840 --> 0:07:53.080 Yeah? 0:07:53.120 --> 0:07:56.640 I was in the fast land. The fuse box and 0:07:56.800 --> 0:08:00.560 my uh the fuse box and the carpet all on 0:08:00.600 --> 0:08:04.440 the floor caught fired, and I needed to get over 0:08:04.600 --> 0:08:07.960 so I can get the fire out. So there was 0:08:08.040 --> 0:08:10.360 no slowing down to get over. So I set up 0:08:10.400 --> 0:08:13.960 and got over. And and as I was speeding up 0:08:14.040 --> 0:08:17.000 to get all the way over, Fat County Cotton was 0:08:17.040 --> 0:08:19.920 sitting in the middle caught me and and yeah, pulled 0:08:20.000 --> 0:08:22.520 up with three others while I'm in there putting out 0:08:22.560 --> 0:08:24.960 a fire, and they wrote me a reckless driver ticket. 0:08:25.360 --> 0:08:28.520 Wait, so they wouldn't even they didn't even go like, oh, hey, listen, 0:08:28.600 --> 0:08:29.080 I get it. 0:08:29.120 --> 0:08:31.280 That you were on fire. They gave you the ticket. 0:08:32.000 --> 0:08:35.520 Yeah, they gave me a ticket and then search my 0:08:35.600 --> 0:08:36.480 car on top of that. 0:08:41.240 --> 0:08:44.640 And reckless is no joke, man, reckless, get your points? 0:08:45.040 --> 0:08:46.960 Yeah yeah, I had to take I had to go 0:08:47.000 --> 0:08:48.360 to driving school to get the points. 0:08:48.400 --> 0:08:52.040 All yeah, no, reckless, reckless, reckless and messy up. 0:08:52.120 --> 0:08:54.280 Have you ever had to do driving school? Yeah? 0:08:54.960 --> 0:08:56.720 Please more than once? 0:08:56.800 --> 0:08:57.040 Yeah? 0:08:57.200 --> 0:08:58.840 All right, very good, thank you sir. 0:08:58.960 --> 0:09:01.160 You can do it now and some points off your license. 0:09:01.280 --> 0:09:05.560 The No, no, I'm not there yet. I'm not there yet. 0:09:05.640 --> 0:09:08.400 I've definitely done it twice. That's a long saturday. 0:09:10.480 --> 0:09:12.200 Well yeah, but your clear points. 0:09:12.480 --> 0:09:14.040 The I had to do it once in New York. 0:09:14.120 --> 0:09:18.560 That sucked. And it was right above like a Gray's papaya. 0:09:19.160 --> 0:09:22.720 So I'm smelling hot bogs the whole time. Oh man, 0:09:22.840 --> 0:09:26.160 that sucked. Let me go to line seven. 0:09:26.240 --> 0:09:26.960 Hi Elliott in the. 0:09:26.960 --> 0:09:32.360 Morning, Hey Elliott, I got popped in a small town 0:09:32.400 --> 0:09:37.480 in West Virginia, about four hours from DC. For kind like. 0:09:38.000 --> 0:09:40.600 The cop pulled up beside me. I was driving a 0:09:40.640 --> 0:09:43.600 car with tinted windows. He pulls up beside me, looks 0:09:43.640 --> 0:09:45.680 at me, and then gets behind me and pulled me 0:09:45.720 --> 0:09:48.959 over and said I was impersonating a police officer because 0:09:49.000 --> 0:09:51.320 I had tinted windows and an antenno on my car. 0:09:51.800 --> 0:09:53.719 The antenna was it came with my car, like I 0:09:53.800 --> 0:09:55.400 bought my car with that antenna, and I don't know 0:09:55.400 --> 0:09:57.320 what it was for, like an old antenna somebody had, 0:09:57.400 --> 0:10:00.880 was a used car. And so I drove back to 0:10:01.120 --> 0:10:04.160 West Virginia to go to the court date, and the 0:10:04.280 --> 0:10:06.360 judge was like shaking his head. He's like, did the 0:10:06.360 --> 0:10:08.160 guy have flashing life in his car? And the police 0:10:08.200 --> 0:10:10.959 officer says no, And he said, sir, do you want 0:10:10.960 --> 0:10:12.720 to plead to a lesser charge? And I was like, 0:10:13.120 --> 0:10:15.600 what is a lesser charge? Like kind of impersonating a 0:10:15.600 --> 0:10:17.880 police officer? And they just threw the case out. I 0:10:17.880 --> 0:10:20.160 have to drive back four hours, dude, to prove it. 0:10:20.200 --> 0:10:20.480 Lucky. 0:10:20.640 --> 0:10:23.000 You're lucky because a lot of times, at least from 0:10:23.040 --> 0:10:25.719 what I was reading in this, I've never experienced they 0:10:25.760 --> 0:10:28.240 were saying for like small town ticket, like you said 0:10:28.280 --> 0:10:30.800 you were four hours away. A lot of times you'll 0:10:30.840 --> 0:10:34.240 show up and they'll say, hey, like, let's just say 0:10:34.240 --> 0:10:36.160 it was a reckless charge, right, so take the guy 0:10:36.200 --> 0:10:39.319 on fire that you got popped for reckless But you're 0:10:39.360 --> 0:10:41.880 four hours away. A lot of times they'll approach you 0:10:41.920 --> 0:10:44.240 ahead of time this scene doesn't seem right, and they'll 0:10:44.280 --> 0:10:46.960 just go, hey, you want to plead this down to 0:10:47.520 --> 0:10:50.400 like instead of reckless, like something right underneath it, and 0:10:50.440 --> 0:10:53.079 that way you just pay it off, so there's no discussion, 0:10:53.120 --> 0:10:55.760 there's no nothing. You just end up paying it off. 0:10:56.000 --> 0:10:57.880 So a lot of times they'll kind of bargain you. 0:10:57.880 --> 0:11:01.200 Down a little bit them had you got it thrown out? 0:11:01.720 --> 0:11:03.240 And I guess, oh, yeah, no, I got to throw 0:11:03.280 --> 0:11:03.480 it out. 0:11:03.600 --> 0:11:06.360 We walked and uh we celebrated in that little town 0:11:06.400 --> 0:11:06.760 after that. 0:11:06.800 --> 0:11:07.280 It was fun. 0:11:07.440 --> 0:11:07.680 Yeah. 0:11:07.760 --> 0:11:10.480 No, I unfortunately did not get to walk my tint 0:11:11.120 --> 0:11:13.680 that that I just ended up having to pay. But 0:11:13.720 --> 0:11:16.480 I didn't get popped for impersonating. That's good, all right, dude, 0:11:16.559 --> 0:11:21.480 appreciate it. That would also scare me. That charge would 0:11:21.559 --> 0:11:24.640 scare me because like I would be like, no, no, no, 0:11:24.640 --> 0:11:27.280 I wouldn't. I would never do no, no. I would 0:11:27.440 --> 0:11:30.400 like you're saying it facetiously, I would never impersonate a 0:11:30.400 --> 0:11:31.160 police officer. 0:11:31.280 --> 0:11:32.119 That's dangerous. 0:11:33.840 --> 0:11:38.400 Was smoking a cig ot w to high school. On 0:11:38.520 --> 0:11:41.000 the way, he got pulled over for speeding, flicked the 0:11:41.000 --> 0:11:43.280 sig out the window. Cop said if I didn't pick 0:11:43.320 --> 0:11:46.320 it up, he'd give me a ticket for littering. So 0:11:46.440 --> 0:11:48.320 I picked it up and he still gave me an 0:11:48.480 --> 0:11:49.920 underage smoking ticket. 0:11:50.760 --> 0:11:51.720 Okay, two things. 0:11:51.920 --> 0:11:54.679 I had to go to smoking cessation classes. 0:11:54.800 --> 0:11:55.800 Are you serious? 0:11:56.480 --> 0:12:00.040 That was pissed? It's used four s's. 0:12:00.440 --> 0:12:04.160 Wait a minute. I've definitely been there on the littering. 0:12:03.840 --> 0:12:07.560 Charge when you got pulled over. 0:12:08.080 --> 0:12:11.080 I got pulled over for littering. Oh and it was that, 0:12:11.600 --> 0:12:13.800 and I was And what am I gonna say? Wasn't me? 0:12:13.960 --> 0:12:16.440 The car reeks of it and you see the cherry 0:12:16.480 --> 0:12:21.120 go flying. So now I will tell you this. I 0:12:21.200 --> 0:12:25.800 have been. I have been pulled over for speeding while smoking. 0:12:26.400 --> 0:12:29.880 And you can't you can't let it loose out of 0:12:29.880 --> 0:12:30.360 the window. 0:12:30.480 --> 0:12:31.720 Oh, that's what the ashtray is for. 0:12:32.200 --> 0:12:33.240 I'm not dirty in the car. 0:12:33.679 --> 0:12:35.800 Do you know how many times I've had to like 0:12:35.920 --> 0:12:39.079 put out in a cup of coffee in the car 0:12:39.480 --> 0:12:41.840 and then you forget and you're like, oh. 0:12:43.080 --> 0:12:45.800 But have you ever heard of those classes being part 0:12:45.840 --> 0:12:47.880 of the discipline for a movie? 0:12:49.040 --> 0:12:54.199 So it's not against the law to underage smoke, it's 0:12:54.240 --> 0:12:57.840 against the law to underage purchase but it's not against 0:12:57.880 --> 0:12:59.160 the law to underage smoke. 0:12:59.200 --> 0:13:00.439 There are plenty of pairents. 0:13:00.679 --> 0:13:03.040 I'm not by the way, I'm not applauding down, but 0:13:03.120 --> 0:13:05.800 there are plenty of parents who let their kids smoke underage. 0:13:06.480 --> 0:13:08.240 So what do you think was going on there? Then? 0:13:09.520 --> 0:13:11.520 I think this was a smaller jurisdiction. 0:13:12.280 --> 0:13:15.120 No, but I mean, but if the parent didn't know, 0:13:15.240 --> 0:13:16.520 the parent's not going to fight. 0:13:16.360 --> 0:13:24.520 It, Well, you think it's illegally being dished out. But 0:13:24.520 --> 0:13:26.520 I just still had to attend these classes. 0:13:26.640 --> 0:13:28.920 I've never heard of it. I've never heard of that. 0:13:31.000 --> 0:13:32.480 It was a head scratcher for me too. 0:13:32.720 --> 0:13:34.719 Like if i'm if I'm am, I not allowed to 0:13:34.760 --> 0:13:38.960 smoke if I'm thirteen? Or do I have to do 0:13:39.000 --> 0:13:41.560 it at home? Well you can't do it at school, right, 0:13:41.559 --> 0:13:44.199 Well obvious, but they weren't at school. 0:13:44.200 --> 0:13:45.960 They were at ot W school. 0:13:46.000 --> 0:13:52.040 That's right. Yeah, yes, purchase, that's what we said. But 0:13:52.080 --> 0:13:53.720 what about possess. 0:13:54.480 --> 0:13:56.600 Or just smoke. I took it from the house. I'm 0:13:56.640 --> 0:13:58.680 not even possessing it, I guess I am. It's in 0:13:58.720 --> 0:13:59.120 my hand. 0:14:00.840 --> 0:14:01.319 I don't know. 0:14:01.520 --> 0:14:02.400 I don't think there's a. 0:14:02.440 --> 0:14:03.040 Law on that. 0:14:03.240 --> 0:14:08.520 No, you think the listeners should fight it. Well, how 0:14:08.559 --> 0:14:09.120 long ago. 0:14:09.120 --> 0:14:13.480 Is this also having to go to like like smoking sissy? 0:14:13.760 --> 0:14:16.600 What am I going to get hypnotized? I don't even 0:14:16.640 --> 0:14:19.040 know what that is where. I don't even know where 0:14:19.040 --> 0:14:19.760 I would go for that. 0:14:21.000 --> 0:14:23.200 I've never heard of those classes now, not at. 0:14:23.080 --> 0:14:25.640 All I should go. I still have that book. Ye, 0:14:25.920 --> 0:14:27.000 hi Elliott in the morning. 0:14:28.200 --> 0:14:28.840 Hey is me? 0:14:29.040 --> 0:14:29.200 Yeah? 0:14:29.280 --> 0:14:29.400 Hi? 0:14:29.520 --> 0:14:30.040 Who are you? 0:14:31.160 --> 0:14:31.280 Uh? 0:14:31.360 --> 0:14:33.320 This is Ian from Carroll County. I've talked to you 0:14:33.360 --> 0:14:35.760 a few times, yes, sir, I actually talked to you yesterday. 0:14:35.840 --> 0:14:40.120 So down in Ocean City, you like between like first 0:14:40.120 --> 0:14:43.000 and twentieth Street, they have that double like small little 0:14:43.040 --> 0:14:46.160 highway that's closer to the beach. And when me and 0:14:46.200 --> 0:14:48.400 one of my buddies we walked across the road in 0:14:48.440 --> 0:14:51.480 between some cars, and this truck accelerated like acting like 0:14:51.520 --> 0:14:54.080 they were going to hit us. So he actually ends 0:14:54.120 --> 0:14:58.680 up clipping my friend in the shoulder with his mirror, right, 0:14:58.840 --> 0:15:01.640 I mean, I flipped a bird. We both got jaywalking tickets. 0:15:07.120 --> 0:15:10.680 That sucks. That sucks it just to must appear. 0:15:10.720 --> 0:15:12.240 There was no fine or anything, but I had to 0:15:12.240 --> 0:15:14.080 go back down a month later just to show up 0:15:14.080 --> 0:15:15.000 for them to be like, don't do it. 0:15:15.000 --> 0:15:18.080 Again right, Yeah, that that blows. That blows. Although you 0:15:18.080 --> 0:15:20.080 know what, you know what, you know what rule I'll. 0:15:19.880 --> 0:15:22.920 Never violate, which one? 0:15:23.160 --> 0:15:25.040 I'll never pass on a double yellow. 0:15:27.240 --> 0:15:28.960 I'm surprised that you said. 0:15:28.760 --> 0:15:31.120 I would never even out in like the middle of 0:15:31.200 --> 0:15:34.760 nowhere country road, I'll never pass on a double yellow. 0:15:36.280 --> 0:15:37.720 I don't know why you know what you know what 0:15:37.760 --> 0:15:38.080 it is. 0:15:38.120 --> 0:15:39.920 I just think I'm so afraid of a head on, 0:15:40.480 --> 0:15:42.520 even if you can't see anything like. 0:15:43.800 --> 0:15:44.640 The hills and stuff. 0:15:44.680 --> 0:15:46.120 But if it's a if it's a if it's a 0:15:46.160 --> 0:15:48.880 passable area, Yeah, I'm passing all day. 0:15:48.960 --> 0:15:51.680 Oh I thought you were gonna say, even then you're nervous. 0:15:51.840 --> 0:15:54.520 Oh no, no, no, well not nervous, but I mean 0:15:54.640 --> 0:15:56.600 you want to make sure that you could make it if. 0:15:56.520 --> 0:15:59.840 You're not familiar with the road. Those lines all to 0:16:00.040 --> 0:16:03.120 although tempting can be scary. 0:16:03.840 --> 0:16:05.560 Yeah, that's why you got to know what you're doing. 0:16:05.840 --> 0:16:06.840 You got to know what you're doing. 0:16:07.120 --> 0:16:08.720 What you know all the time. 0:16:08.960 --> 0:16:10.080 I've not been in a head on. 0:16:11.760 --> 0:16:14.120 It's a very specific claim. 0:16:14.400 --> 0:16:15.760 Well who else am I going to hit? 0:16:15.880 --> 0:16:18.040 I think I had punched it before and then seen 0:16:18.120 --> 0:16:19.520 a car come in and had to back off. 0:16:19.560 --> 0:16:22.320 The gas and then fly like tuck back. 0:16:22.120 --> 0:16:22.840 In pretty sure. 0:16:22.840 --> 0:16:24.920 When we were coming back from Carlisle that time, there 0:16:24.920 --> 0:16:26.200 were some yellow lines. 0:16:26.440 --> 0:16:32.080 I okay, wow, talk about holding on to something, but 0:16:32.120 --> 0:16:33.760 I promise you I didn't pass anybody. 0:16:33.840 --> 0:16:35.600 I won't pass somebody on a double yellow. 0:16:35.800 --> 0:16:37.440 My eyes were closed for a lot of it, so I. 0:16:37.360 --> 0:16:39.040 Won't pass somebody on a double yellow. 0:16:39.240 --> 0:16:41.480 There was a There were two other really good ones 0:16:41.520 --> 0:16:45.600 that I was reading about. Number one, guy is in college. 0:16:45.880 --> 0:16:48.760 Guy is in college and he's riding his bike to school. 0:16:48.800 --> 0:16:52.120 Doesn't say where, but he was riding his bike to school, 0:16:52.440 --> 0:16:55.440 his bicycle. So he's riding his bicycle. He gets to 0:16:55.600 --> 0:16:59.200 a four way stop. As he approaches the four way stop, 0:16:59.480 --> 0:17:01.840 the car that was first in line at his place 0:17:02.240 --> 0:17:04.720 had to right away and started going, So he just 0:17:04.960 --> 0:17:07.440 rode next to the car. It was like, I got 0:17:07.440 --> 0:17:09.960 a great shield. So just rode next to the car 0:17:10.000 --> 0:17:11.240 through the four way stop. 0:17:11.720 --> 0:17:12.080 Ticket. 0:17:12.400 --> 0:17:15.280 Yeah, ran a stop sign and he was like yeah, 0:17:15.320 --> 0:17:16.760 but I just went with the car that was there. 0:17:16.760 --> 0:17:21.080 It was like no, no, no, no, you stop. That's 0:17:21.119 --> 0:17:23.760 a sucky one. And then the other one that they'll 0:17:23.760 --> 0:17:25.760 get you a lot on. I say, like they're out 0:17:25.760 --> 0:17:31.439 to get you left turn lane waiting to turn in. 0:17:31.480 --> 0:17:34.880 The light turns and then you go because you were out, 0:17:34.920 --> 0:17:35.800 but you got to get out in the. 0:17:35.760 --> 0:17:36.480 Middle of the street. 0:17:36.520 --> 0:17:37.240 Oh yeah, yeah. 0:17:37.280 --> 0:17:38.880 A lot of people get flagged for that. 0:17:39.680 --> 0:17:42.680 Follow up from the underage smoker. Yes, it was two 0:17:42.720 --> 0:17:44.400 thousand and one in Fairfax County. 0:17:44.640 --> 0:17:45.680 Are you serious? 0:17:45.880 --> 0:17:51.080 So pretty recent and a massive county lane got pulled 0:17:51.119 --> 0:17:54.480 over going to Panama City spring break in twenty fourteen. 0:17:54.840 --> 0:17:57.399 Oh that you know what spring break road trip? You 0:17:57.560 --> 0:17:58.879 gotta be careful. 0:17:58.480 --> 0:18:02.280 For impeding traffic. We were slowed down giving a car 0:18:02.320 --> 0:18:08.159 iff girls our numbers. It was a four hundred dollars ticket. Dude, 0:18:08.680 --> 0:18:11.800 that's rough, and Dave says. The cop asked me if 0:18:11.920 --> 0:18:16.000 I knew why he pulled me over. I pointed to 0:18:16.119 --> 0:18:25.120 my dead inspection Lena answer, you never answered, because apparently 0:18:25.200 --> 0:18:28.840 I had also run a red light. God damn it, 0:18:28.920 --> 0:18:30.080 two tickets that day. 0:18:30.280 --> 0:18:34.240 That sucks. That sucks. 0:18:35.000 --> 0:18:36.560 See people get it, they understand. 0:18:36.720 --> 0:18:40.720 But by the way, that's a great lesson. I told 0:18:40.760 --> 0:18:43.960