Speaker 1: What's the worst ticket you've gotten?
Speaker 2: Marijuana possession?
Speaker 1: Let me let me let me you know what, that's
Speaker 1: on me that you know what, that.
Speaker 3: Could that's on me.
Speaker 1: That's on me. That's on me.
Speaker 4: You know what.
Speaker 5: I didn't care if I'm not worried.
Speaker 6: Yeah, let me you know, looking specifically for a moving.
Speaker 1: Violation, traffic ticket. I should have.
Speaker 3: Said a hick to describe a traffic ticket reckless driving.
Speaker 1: Oh you did? But now did you earn that or
Speaker 1: were you like, come on, man.
Speaker 7: I didn't.
Speaker 8: It was a come on situation.
Speaker 2: I it was black eye. My truck fishtailed, I wrecked
Speaker 2: by myself, hitting nobody.
Speaker 4: You know. Police officers showed up still gave me a
Speaker 4: reckless driving ticket even though I.
Speaker 1: Was going the speed limit.
Speaker 2: All it was was black ice.
Speaker 6: The Oh, so they'll give you a ticket for that failure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it reckless driving.
Speaker 4: So did they say did they? By the way, that's
Speaker 4: a great one. That's a great one. Let me address
Speaker 4: Tyler's question. Worst can make you think like it was
Speaker 4: a huge amount of money, which that I'm not talking about,
Speaker 4: but worse in terms of like come on, I'm getting
Speaker 4: a ticket for that, like a face palm.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, exactly exactly.
Speaker 4: So did they say to you that it was you
Speaker 4: were exceeding you?
Speaker 1: You were, you were.
Speaker 4: You were going too fast to be able to maintain
Speaker 4: control of your vehicle.
Speaker 9: It's something similar.
Speaker 5: He just said you didn't maintain control of your vehicle
Speaker 5: enough reckless the.
Speaker 1: Oh, dude, that sucks and reckless sucks. Bro.
Speaker 2: I was irritated. Man, truck was totaled everything.
Speaker 4: No, but yes, like there there's the property damage. But
Speaker 4: reckless reckless is a pretty good charge on your on
Speaker 4: your record.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it took a while for me to get the
Speaker 9: points off.
Speaker 1: Right. You didn't lose your license, though.
Speaker 8: Did you?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: All right, very good, very good, all right, we got there.
Speaker 4: And sorry about that possession charge. Also, that's also unfair. Now,
Speaker 4: all right, dude, a matt hold on one second. No,
Speaker 4: And this one came up a lot from people. Small
Speaker 4: town ticket.
Speaker 10: Oh like like a speed zone in a little.
Speaker 4: Rural anything anything to get you because that that is
Speaker 4: such a piece of revenue.
Speaker 1: So small town ticket.
Speaker 4: Comes up a ton, and I remember getting one when
Speaker 4: I lived in Texas. The getting a small town ticket
Speaker 4: and and you're screwed because it's either you have to
Speaker 4: go back yeah, and fight it, or you have to
Speaker 4: pay the fee, and the fee is usually pretty good,
Speaker 4: and so nobody wants to go all the way back
Speaker 4: to bumf whatever and have to go to court. And
Speaker 4: you're still not going to get off because they know
Speaker 4: you're an out of towner and you're going to pay it,
Speaker 4: like you're not going to keep fighting it, so you're screwed.
Speaker 4: So small town ticket for nothing. It could be for anything.
Speaker 3: So you're just supposed to end those situations be a
Speaker 3: smarter driver. That's why it's the worst ticket.
Speaker 1: Yeah, in some cases. But some of them are.
Speaker 3: The laws you don't even know are on the books,
Speaker 3: like yeah, featured on the road.
Speaker 4: The no, I mean laws are laws like what would
Speaker 4: be I don't I can't think of one that would
Speaker 4: be out there.
Speaker 3: I bet there are some bizarre like uh, driving restrictions
Speaker 3: that are specific only to really really rural areas.
Speaker 4: Like like like, for example, in the in the small
Speaker 4: town Ticket, they'll point out like you're by yourself on
Speaker 4: a two lane road and you switch lanes and you know, smoke,
Speaker 4: he's hiding behind a a a like a like a barn,
Speaker 4: no not even not even a barn, but like a low.
Speaker 4: Why can't I think, what are the big billboard on
Speaker 4: the side of the road, And it's like, oh, you
Speaker 4: didn't know no term signal? Yeah, and you're like, come on,
Speaker 4: there is literally nobody around for miles, but they're gonna
Speaker 4: flag you for it. And again, technically, were you doing
Speaker 4: something wrong? Yes, but are we really getting pulled if
Speaker 4: we're getting pulled over for changing lanes without a signal?
Speaker 1: Take my license now.
Speaker 3: But even no matter the size of your jurisdiction correct,
Speaker 3: Like if we're talking speeding, there can be moments where
Speaker 3: you want to just shake your head because maybe on
Speaker 3: your GPS it warned you that there was an officer
Speaker 3: up and you ignored it and then you got napped the.
Speaker 4: Yeah how about slow down ticket?
Speaker 3: What do you mean by that?
Speaker 4: So, like you know what, Like there are certain areas
Speaker 4: where it'll be fifty five and then you get into
Speaker 4: an area where it's thirty five where you have to
Speaker 4: slow down in that whether it's and I hate to
Speaker 4: say construction zone, but there are some where it's like
Speaker 4: you're on a busy road and then that roadway ends
Speaker 4: because you're getting into kind of I don't want to
Speaker 4: call it town, but like an area where they're populated. Yeah,
Speaker 4: by the way, take two seventy north and just keep
Speaker 4: going and just keep going and get past like Eldersburg
Speaker 4: and all that. There's those out there where you're out
Speaker 4: in the middle of nowhere and then all of a
Speaker 4: sudden you approach like the big intersection where there's like
Speaker 4: a shopping center and stuff. There's that'll slow you down
Speaker 4: to thirty five. But while you're slowing down, you're over
Speaker 4: the speed limit.
Speaker 1: Ticket. Yeah, you were doing you were doing forty five.
Speaker 4: You're like, but I'm slowing down, right, Like, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: you should have been slowed down.
Speaker 1: That's a slow down ticket.
Speaker 3: Ian Right, So I got a ticket inside my gated
Speaker 3: neighborhood for what from a motorcycle unit for rolling a
Speaker 3: stop sign, and then they proceeded to roll the same
Speaker 3: stop sign when they were done writing my ticket.
Speaker 1: See, but that's a that's a good one. That's a
Speaker 1: good one, because.
Speaker 4: Yes, is anybody gonna argue you're not supposed to roll
Speaker 4: a stop sign?
Speaker 3: No, I bet those are a lot of small town tickets.
Speaker 4: I bet those happened. I was reading one of the
Speaker 4: one of the stories I was reading guys in an accident, right,
Speaker 4: and this isn't a small town ticket guys in an accident.
Speaker 4: I think he said he was five blocks away from work, right,
Speaker 4: And they didn't they didn't call the police. But his
Speaker 4: car was pretty damage, like he's leaking fluid. The hood
Speaker 4: is all mushed up, like he's essentially sitting on pillows
Speaker 4: trying to look over the thing. And he's like, you
Speaker 4: know what, I'm just gonna make it to work. It's
Speaker 4: five blocks away. He pulls off the main road and
Speaker 4: he was like, I didn't want to stop the car
Speaker 4: because if I stopped the car, I don't know if
Speaker 4: it's starting up again. So he gets into like a
Speaker 4: residential area where it's again there's nobody out, and he's
Speaker 4: on like some some essentially empty road in a residential area,
Speaker 4: just trying to get to work where he's going to park.
Speaker 1: He pulls up on a stop sign. There's nobody around.
Speaker 4: By the way, he's probably doing whatever your car idol's act.
Speaker 4: And he rolled straight through the stop sign.
Speaker 10: Woo woo.
Speaker 1: There's another one rolling the stop sign.
Speaker 3: And now we have a sense of wright, which.
Speaker 4: Again, by the letter of the law, is it wrong, Yes,
Speaker 4: but that's an excentuating circumstance.
Speaker 1: That's exactly what I meant. Yeah, that's a ticket.
Speaker 3: We've got it. We've got it. Yeah, I say that.
Speaker 3: We've also thought that we understood the other day when
Speaker 3: Kristen remember what Kristen had to redeem herself for for
Speaker 3: the calls on the yall, we thought we had it there.
Speaker 1: Where am I going line for hi Ellie in the morning?
Speaker 7: Hey, I got a reckless robbing ticket while my car
Speaker 7: was on fire?
Speaker 1: Were you trying? Were you trying to get somewhere like safely?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 7: I was in the fast land. The fuse box and
Speaker 7: my uh the fuse box and the carpet all on
Speaker 7: the floor caught fired, and I needed to get over
Speaker 7: so I can get the fire out. So there was
Speaker 7: no slowing down to get over. So I set up
Speaker 7: and got over. And and as I was speeding up
Speaker 7: to get all the way over, Fat County Cotton was
Speaker 7: sitting in the middle caught me and and yeah, pulled
Speaker 7: up with three others while I'm in there putting out
Speaker 7: a fire, and they wrote me a reckless driver ticket.
Speaker 4: Wait, so they wouldn't even they didn't even go like, oh, hey, listen,
Speaker 4: I get it.
Speaker 1: That you were on fire. They gave you the ticket.
Speaker 7: Yeah, they gave me a ticket and then search my
Speaker 7: car on top of that.
Speaker 1: And reckless is no joke, man, reckless, get your points?
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, I had to take I had to go
Speaker 7: to driving school to get the points.
Speaker 4: All yeah, no, reckless, reckless, reckless and messy up.
Speaker 6: Have you ever had to do driving school? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Please more than once?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: All right, very good, thank you sir.
Speaker 6: You can do it now and some points off your license.
Speaker 1: The No, no, I'm not there yet. I'm not there yet.
Speaker 1: I've definitely done it twice. That's a long saturday.
Speaker 6: Well yeah, but your clear points.
Speaker 1: The I had to do it once in New York.
Speaker 4: That sucked. And it was right above like a Gray's papaya.
Speaker 4: So I'm smelling hot bogs the whole time. Oh man,
Speaker 4: that sucked. Let me go to line seven.
Speaker 1: Hi Elliott in the.
Speaker 9: Morning, Hey Elliott, I got popped in a small town
Speaker 9: in West Virginia, about four hours from DC. For kind like.
Speaker 9: The cop pulled up beside me. I was driving a
Speaker 9: car with tinted windows. He pulls up beside me, looks
Speaker 9: at me, and then gets behind me and pulled me
Speaker 9: over and said I was impersonating a police officer because
Speaker 9: I had tinted windows and an antenno on my car.
Speaker 9: The antenna was it came with my car, like I
Speaker 9: bought my car with that antenna, and I don't know
Speaker 9: what it was for, like an old antenna somebody had,
Speaker 9: was a used car. And so I drove back to
Speaker 9: West Virginia to go to the court date, and the
Speaker 9: judge was like shaking his head. He's like, did the
Speaker 9: guy have flashing life in his car? And the police
Speaker 9: officer says no, And he said, sir, do you want
Speaker 9: to plead to a lesser charge? And I was like,
Speaker 9: what is a lesser charge? Like kind of impersonating a
Speaker 9: police officer? And they just threw the case out. I
Speaker 9: have to drive back four hours, dude, to prove it.
Speaker 3: Lucky.
Speaker 4: You're lucky because a lot of times, at least from
Speaker 4: what I was reading in this, I've never experienced they
Speaker 4: were saying for like small town ticket, like you said
Speaker 4: you were four hours away. A lot of times you'll
Speaker 4: show up and they'll say, hey, like, let's just say
Speaker 4: it was a reckless charge, right, so take the guy
Speaker 4: on fire that you got popped for reckless But you're
Speaker 4: four hours away. A lot of times they'll approach you
Speaker 4: ahead of time this scene doesn't seem right, and they'll
Speaker 4: just go, hey, you want to plead this down to
Speaker 4: like instead of reckless, like something right underneath it, and
Speaker 4: that way you just pay it off, so there's no discussion,
Speaker 4: there's no nothing. You just end up paying it off.
Speaker 4: So a lot of times they'll kind of bargain you.
Speaker 1: Down a little bit them had you got it thrown out?
Speaker 11: And I guess, oh, yeah, no, I got to throw
Speaker 11: it out.
Speaker 9: We walked and uh we celebrated in that little town
Speaker 9: after that.
Speaker 8: It was fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: No, I unfortunately did not get to walk my tint
Speaker 4: that that I just ended up having to pay. But
Speaker 4: I didn't get popped for impersonating. That's good, all right, dude,
Speaker 4: appreciate it. That would also scare me. That charge would
Speaker 4: scare me because like I would be like, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: I wouldn't. I would never do no, no. I would
Speaker 4: like you're saying it facetiously, I would never impersonate a
Speaker 4: police officer.
Speaker 1: That's dangerous.
Speaker 3: Was smoking a cig ot w to high school. On
Speaker 3: the way, he got pulled over for speeding, flicked the
Speaker 3: sig out the window. Cop said if I didn't pick
Speaker 3: it up, he'd give me a ticket for littering. So
Speaker 3: I picked it up and he still gave me an
Speaker 3: underage smoking ticket.
Speaker 1: Okay, two things.
Speaker 3: I had to go to smoking cessation classes.
Speaker 1: Are you serious?
Speaker 3: That was pissed? It's used four s's.
Speaker 4: Wait a minute. I've definitely been there on the littering.
Speaker 6: Charge when you got pulled over.
Speaker 1: I got pulled over for littering. Oh and it was that,
Speaker 1: and I was And what am I gonna say? Wasn't me?
Speaker 1: The car reeks of it and you see the cherry
Speaker 1: go flying. So now I will tell you this. I
Speaker 1: have been. I have been pulled over for speeding while smoking.
Speaker 4: And you can't you can't let it loose out of
Speaker 4: the window.
Speaker 6: Oh, that's what the ashtray is for.
Speaker 1: I'm not dirty in the car.
Speaker 4: Do you know how many times I've had to like
Speaker 4: put out in a cup of coffee in the car
Speaker 4: and then you forget and you're like, oh.
Speaker 3: But have you ever heard of those classes being part
Speaker 3: of the discipline for a movie?
Speaker 4: So it's not against the law to underage smoke, it's
Speaker 4: against the law to underage purchase but it's not against
Speaker 4: the law to underage smoke.
Speaker 1: There are plenty of pairents.
Speaker 4: I'm not by the way, I'm not applauding down, but
Speaker 4: there are plenty of parents who let their kids smoke underage.
Speaker 3: So what do you think was going on there? Then?
Speaker 3: I think this was a smaller jurisdiction.
Speaker 4: No, but I mean, but if the parent didn't know,
Speaker 4: the parent's not going to fight.
Speaker 3: It, Well, you think it's illegally being dished out. But
Speaker 3: I just still had to attend these classes.
Speaker 1: I've never heard of it. I've never heard of that.
Speaker 3: It was a head scratcher for me too.
Speaker 4: Like if i'm if I'm am, I not allowed to
Speaker 4: smoke if I'm thirteen? Or do I have to do
Speaker 4: it at home? Well you can't do it at school, right,
Speaker 4: Well obvious, but they weren't at school.
Speaker 1: They were at ot W school.
Speaker 3: That's right. Yeah, yes, purchase, that's what we said. But
Speaker 3: what about possess.
Speaker 4: Or just smoke. I took it from the house. I'm
Speaker 4: not even possessing it, I guess I am. It's in
Speaker 4: my hand.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't think there's a.
Speaker 4: Law on that.
Speaker 3: No, you think the listeners should fight it. Well, how
Speaker 3: long ago.
Speaker 1: Is this also having to go to like like smoking sissy?
Speaker 1: What am I going to get hypnotized? I don't even
Speaker 1: know what that is where. I don't even know where
Speaker 1: I would go for that.
Speaker 3: I've never heard of those classes now, not at.
Speaker 1: All I should go. I still have that book. Ye,
Speaker 1: hi Elliott in the morning.
Speaker 5: Hey is me?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Hi?
Speaker 1: Who are you?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 5: This is Ian from Carroll County. I've talked to you
Speaker 5: a few times, yes, sir, I actually talked to you yesterday.
Speaker 5: So down in Ocean City, you like between like first
Speaker 5: and twentieth Street, they have that double like small little
Speaker 5: highway that's closer to the beach. And when me and
Speaker 5: one of my buddies we walked across the road in
Speaker 5: between some cars, and this truck accelerated like acting like
Speaker 5: they were going to hit us. So he actually ends
Speaker 5: up clipping my friend in the shoulder with his mirror, right,
Speaker 5: I mean, I flipped a bird. We both got jaywalking tickets.
Speaker 1: That sucks. That sucks it just to must appear.
Speaker 5: There was no fine or anything, but I had to
Speaker 5: go back down a month later just to show up
Speaker 5: for them to be like, don't do it.
Speaker 1: Again right, Yeah, that that blows. That blows. Although you
Speaker 1: know what, you know what, you know what rule I'll.
Speaker 6: Never violate, which one?
Speaker 1: I'll never pass on a double yellow.
Speaker 3: I'm surprised that you said.
Speaker 4: I would never even out in like the middle of
Speaker 4: nowhere country road, I'll never pass on a double yellow.
Speaker 1: I don't know why you know what you know what
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 4: I just think I'm so afraid of a head on,
Speaker 4: even if you can't see anything like.
Speaker 6: The hills and stuff.
Speaker 4: But if it's a if it's a if it's a
Speaker 4: passable area, Yeah, I'm passing all day.
Speaker 3: Oh I thought you were gonna say, even then you're nervous.
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, no, well not nervous, but I mean
Speaker 4: you want to make sure that you could make it if.
Speaker 3: You're not familiar with the road. Those lines all to
Speaker 3: although tempting can be scary.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why you got to know what you're doing.
Speaker 1: You got to know what you're doing.
Speaker 3: What you know all the time.
Speaker 1: I've not been in a head on.
Speaker 3: It's a very specific claim.
Speaker 1: Well who else am I going to hit?
Speaker 4: I think I had punched it before and then seen
Speaker 4: a car come in and had to back off.
Speaker 1: The gas and then fly like tuck back.
Speaker 6: In pretty sure.
Speaker 10: When we were coming back from Carlisle that time, there
Speaker 10: were some yellow lines.
Speaker 4: I okay, wow, talk about holding on to something, but
Speaker 4: I promise you I didn't pass anybody.
Speaker 1: I won't pass somebody on a double yellow.
Speaker 6: My eyes were closed for a lot of it, so I.
Speaker 1: Won't pass somebody on a double yellow.
Speaker 4: There was a There were two other really good ones
Speaker 4: that I was reading about. Number one, guy is in college.
Speaker 4: Guy is in college and he's riding his bike to school.
Speaker 4: Doesn't say where, but he was riding his bike to school,
Speaker 4: his bicycle. So he's riding his bicycle. He gets to
Speaker 4: a four way stop. As he approaches the four way stop,
Speaker 4: the car that was first in line at his place
Speaker 4: had to right away and started going, So he just
Speaker 4: rode next to the car. It was like, I got
Speaker 4: a great shield. So just rode next to the car
Speaker 4: through the four way stop.
Speaker 6: Ticket.
Speaker 4: Yeah, ran a stop sign and he was like yeah,
Speaker 4: but I just went with the car that was there.
Speaker 4: It was like no, no, no, no, you stop. That's
Speaker 4: a sucky one. And then the other one that they'll
Speaker 4: get you a lot on. I say, like they're out
Speaker 4: to get you left turn lane waiting to turn in.
Speaker 4: The light turns and then you go because you were out,
Speaker 4: but you got to get out in the.
Speaker 1: Middle of the street.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: A lot of people get flagged for that.
Speaker 3: Follow up from the underage smoker. Yes, it was two
Speaker 3: thousand and one in Fairfax County.
Speaker 1: Are you serious?
Speaker 3: So pretty recent and a massive county lane got pulled
Speaker 3: over going to Panama City spring break in twenty fourteen.
Speaker 4: Oh that you know what spring break road trip? You
Speaker 4: gotta be careful.
Speaker 3: For impeding traffic. We were slowed down giving a car
Speaker 3: iff girls our numbers. It was a four hundred dollars ticket. Dude,
Speaker 3: that's rough, and Dave says. The cop asked me if
Speaker 3: I knew why he pulled me over. I pointed to
Speaker 3: my dead inspection Lena answer, you never answered, because apparently
Speaker 3: I had also run a red light. God damn it,
Speaker 3: two tickets that day.
Speaker 1: That sucks. That sucks.
Speaker 3: See people get it, they understand.
Speaker 4: But by the way, that's a great lesson. I told
Speaker 4: the boys that all the time, like well that you
Speaker 4: never do. Do you know I pulled you over? Not
Speaker 4: the slightest, No spring break road trip. You gotta be careful,
Speaker 4: whether you're going to Ocean City, the Outer Banks, Florida,
Speaker 4: that you gotta be careful. And I know everybody's in
Speaker 4: the cooler under their under their die table. They're gonna look.
Speaker 3: From Kevin on Facebook, damn automated school bus ticket?
Speaker 1: Wait what was that?
Speaker 6: Did he passes passing the lights?
Speaker 1: Okay, dude, you can't do that. By the way, put
Speaker 1: that up there with double yellow line? Do I never know?
Speaker 1: I'll never pass a school bus. I don't want to
Speaker 1: hit a kid.
Speaker 3: Kevin writes, I couldn't have stopped safely if I had tried.
Speaker 1: I know that feeling.
Speaker 4: Not with a bus, but sometimes like when you approach
Speaker 4: a light, you like, if you look in your rear view,
Speaker 4: you know you're getting hammered, so you gotta go through.
Speaker 1: I did it. I did it just going home for
Speaker 1: work the other day.
Speaker 3: They did not let me off the hook with that one.
Speaker 1: No, that one doesn't.
Speaker 10: Work, because if you would have stopped, you would have
Speaker 10: gotten rear ended.
Speaker 4: One hundred percent. One hundred percent. I felt that way.
Speaker 4: I felt that way, but I mean, there's no way
Speaker 4: to prove it.
Speaker 3: He follows it up with he got one canceled when
Speaker 3: he was ticketed for parking facing the wrong direction.
Speaker 1: Oh you know what, that's another that's another goodie.
Speaker 3: But he drew a diagram for them of how it
Speaker 3: was physically impossible for him to park in what they
Speaker 3: said was the proper orientation.
Speaker 4: But you're aren't you always supposed to park and facing
Speaker 4: the way of the side of the road you're on.
Speaker 3: I think that, God, people don't.
Speaker 1: People don't follow that at all, and it drives me nuts.
Speaker 1: Put that up there with my pet peeves that that
Speaker 1: goes up there with like races and getting gas and
Speaker 1: getting gas. But I hate that because of Oh we
Speaker 1: get it all the time.
Speaker 3: Super assisted living place. So they like, like three cars
Speaker 3: will be facing the wrong direction on the side of
Speaker 3: the road they're parked, and it's like, I understand why
Speaker 3: they're doing it because they want to get off their
Speaker 3: shift and leave immediately instead of having to go into
Speaker 3: the neighborhood and turn around in the cul de sac.
Speaker 3: They just turn around the cul de sac when they
Speaker 3: arrive and then they're.
Speaker 1: Face facing the other direction.
Speaker 3: But it draws me nuts.
Speaker 1: We get that with the hospital because people don't listen.
Speaker 1: I get it. Nobody wants to park at the hospital.
Speaker 4: It's very expensive and they even have like eight hour
Speaker 4: park mobile next to the hospital, but it's still expensive.
Speaker 4: So they come park on our stream, but they're all facing.
Speaker 1: The wrong way. I want to yell at them. I
Speaker 1: hate that.
Speaker 3: So you're gonna like picket their their vehicle park.
Speaker 10: Then they know where you live when you're standing at
Speaker 10: your lawn exactly.
Speaker 1: That doesn't help. By the way, who was it that
Speaker 1: texted me for going through a light the other day?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Coast guard Kurt saw you. Yeah, going to old Man Hockey.
Speaker 4: Well there's a left turn lane that nobody is in
Speaker 4: so and going straight was green.
Speaker 1: So I turned and he sent me, you know, and
Speaker 1: goes pretty sure. That wasn't even close.
Speaker 3: I want you to get one today from a student
Speaker 3: returning home from school. Not even close.
Speaker 11: Hi, Elliott the morning, Hey late, Hey class.
Speaker 1: Hey, what's going on? Dude?
Speaker 8: You're gonna love this. I got a reckless driving speeding
Speaker 8: ticket in a highway safety corridor in northern Virginia, which
Speaker 8: is double points and double fines. So I was looking
Speaker 8: at twelve points and twelve hundred dollars of fines.
Speaker 6: Oh my god.
Speaker 8: And I'm a mechanic by trade. So I took my
Speaker 8: speedometer and I rigged it, and I went and got
Speaker 8: a calibration and went to court and a judge said,
Speaker 8: how do you plead? I said, not guilty. I got
Speaker 8: a calibration. I handed it to him.
Speaker 1: He looked at it.
Speaker 8: He said, defective equipment one hundred and twenty dollars by.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Wait, but go back to what you said.
Speaker 4: What's an emergency corridor no highway safety cord?
Speaker 10: Yeah, like when they're doing construction and they say sign
Speaker 10: it the sin signed.
Speaker 4: Double finds doubled. Yeah, yeah, okay, I got you. Hey,
Speaker 4: I do have a question, though, I do have a question.
Speaker 4: Do a thank you, sir? If you lose your license,
Speaker 4: So let's let's.
Speaker 6: Say, like because it points yeah or.
Speaker 4: Whatever whatever your charge was, and you lose your license,
Speaker 4: does the does the state literally take your license?
Speaker 1: Or is your license just not legal?
Speaker 3: Damn it? You've asked this before.
Speaker 10: I don't know that they confiscate it, do they.
Speaker 1: I think it's just it's in the system, so it's flag.
Speaker 1: It's flagged.
Speaker 4: Because I was reading about somebody who had that happen
Speaker 4: and then like lost his license for three months and
Speaker 4: I don't remember what it was for, but it was
Speaker 4: it was It started with this of like I got
Speaker 4: busted for call it reckless or whatever it is, and
Speaker 4: I lost my license for three months and went out
Speaker 4: with some friends that weekend and went to a bar
Speaker 4: and was like, I have no license now because they
Speaker 4: confiscated the license.
Speaker 1: But there's no way that goes on, right, Maybe.
Speaker 3: It depends on the state line.
Speaker 1: Four What is it here?
Speaker 4: Like if I lose my license, Like I know, I'm
Speaker 4: not supposed to be driving, right, If I lost my
Speaker 4: license and I'm not supposed to be driving, I get
Speaker 4: that I earned it, But do they take my license?
Speaker 10: I would think they wouldn't want to take it because
Speaker 10: that's that's your form of identification.
Speaker 3: See, I'm looking back because I know this has come
Speaker 3: up before and there are listeners who had to mail
Speaker 3: it in.
Speaker 6: Oh after they do they.
Speaker 1: Do take your license? That sucks that I would be like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, he guess the mail?
Speaker 8: Hi?
Speaker 1: Ellie?
Speaker 4: Is this me?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Hi?
Speaker 1: Who's this? Hey?
Speaker 2: This is south out of Winchester. How are you doing?
Speaker 3: Hey?
Speaker 1: Good? What's going on? Brother?
Speaker 2: So that's kind of oddest that I'm saying this sitting
Speaker 2: next to my sixteen year old son who has a permit,
Speaker 2: but two weeks after I got my license. When I
Speaker 2: was sixteen, I grew up just north of Bowling Green, Kentucky,
Speaker 2: so home of the Corvette. Me and one of me
Speaker 2: and my friend was driving his dad's brand new Corvette.
Speaker 2: And and you know, when you're in the inebriated state
Speaker 2: of mind, everybody had me drive. So I ended up
Speaker 2: getting pulled over to one hundred and fifty six and
Speaker 2: the fifty five underage drinking d U I and uh yeah,
Speaker 2: got it and got my friend's dad's car and pounded
Speaker 2: and lost my license and couldn't get it back until
Speaker 2: I was eighteen. And yes, they took it.
Speaker 1: Okay, can we break that one down, though? Can we
Speaker 1: break just yes?
Speaker 10: Love to see his kid's face for your son, Let
Speaker 10: me break this one down.
Speaker 3: This can't be the first he's hurt.
Speaker 1: By the way, you know you earned every ounce of that, right, Okay,
Speaker 1: very good? Yeah, all right, this wasn't likely why.
Speaker 2: California year old No, I always joke around saying that
Speaker 2: nineteen ninety seven was at pensive wine. Just pour that
Speaker 2: s out.
Speaker 1: It was a bad year. But they took your physical
Speaker 1: license away, right.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes they did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go, there you go, all right, very good,
Speaker 1: Thank you, sir.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm sorry from slapchat. The clock didn't start an
Speaker 3: until they received my license.
Speaker 1: Oh damn postal carriers? Are you serious? Is that how
Speaker 1: it works?
Speaker 3: So that's how they ensued the mail.
Speaker 1: That doesn't count.
Speaker 3: You want to get it back? You probably rather drive
Speaker 3: it to headquarters. They figured it out than worry about
Speaker 3: the carrier. Right.
Speaker 4: But by the way, as soon as I pull out
Speaker 4: after dropping it off, now I get pulled for driving
Speaker 4: without a license.
Speaker 3: That would be a stupid ticket.
Speaker 1: Yes, no, well that one I earned, though, that one
Speaker 1: I earned. I don't know.
Speaker 3: The flag was up on my mail. Nothing took it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. The clock doesn't start till they get it. Buddy,
Speaker 1: I would, I would drive it down there. I've fed exit. No,
Speaker 1: what is it? What is it when you have to
Speaker 1: sign for the receipt of it?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Certified? Yes, yeah, certified.
Speaker 3: Insured all of us.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Do you know how many times I've gotten subpoenas that
Speaker 4: I'm like, I ain't signing, not signing and see it?
Speaker 1: Hi Elliott in the morning, Yeah.
Speaker 11: Hi, who's a Hey, this is Ryan from Carroll County.
Speaker 1: How are you good? What's going on? Dude?
Speaker 11: So spring Break not spring Break Bike Week ninety nine.
Speaker 11: I was driving a Chase car, so the car with
Speaker 11: the tools and the tire stuff.
Speaker 8: Ye.
Speaker 1: Sure.
Speaker 11: And we're on A one A and Daytona Beach and
Speaker 11: I could see the cops. So there's a row of
Speaker 11: cross rockets in front of me that we're behind, and
Speaker 11: I could see the cops shooting radar. We're doing about
Speaker 11: thirty give or take. See the cop pull out behind
Speaker 11: me and he rides about two inches from my bumper
Speaker 11: for about a half mile, pulls me over, walks up,
Speaker 11: licensed registration, doesn't say anything, takes it back, comes back,
Speaker 11: and he goes, here's your ticket for impeding traffic. And
Speaker 11: I said impeding traffic and he says, well, yeah, I
Speaker 11: don't know how you do things in Maryland, but here
Speaker 11: at Florida, if I ride that close to you, you
Speaker 11: get out of my way.
Speaker 1: Oh damn, oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 5: And I said what.
Speaker 11: And I had two buddies in the car with me,
Speaker 11: and I'm like, well what. And then to this day
Speaker 11: that was ninety nine, they still make fun of me
Speaker 11: when they see me