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Speaker 1: What's up everybody, and welcome you have just tuned in

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Speaker 1: the real last on Real Radio one or four point one.

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Speaker 1: I am your hold Minster James Jon. We are your

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Speaker 1: nightcap of comedy I was always.

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Speaker 2: I am doing in virtual studio with some really good

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Speaker 2: friends of mine, some fellow.

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Speaker 3: Comedians that you guys all know and love.

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Speaker 2: First off, the man who helped start all this hilarity

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Speaker 2: over nine years ago, the one the only, mister Miguel Cologne.

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Speaker 1: Don't you forget about the junior. He knows who his

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Speaker 1: daddy is. That's what I'm talking about, Miguel. What's going

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Speaker 1: on at the Castle Main?

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Speaker 4: Not much, man, just working, getting ready for the Halloween

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Speaker 4: party this weekend.

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Speaker 5: But I got some good news though. Man. Hey, I

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Speaker 5: picked up some dates. Me and David Jolly.

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Speaker 4: We were originally gonna be out in Minnesota in November,

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Speaker 4: but we just picked up Vancouver, So we're doing a

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Speaker 4: run out here.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: So I'm doing a run from.

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Speaker 4: Like the twenty I can't remember, it's the twenty to

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Speaker 4: twenty fourth in Minnesota and then the twenty seventh to

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Speaker 4: the thirtieth in Vancouver.

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Speaker 5: At Rick Bronson's House of Comedy.

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Speaker 4: So and if I do Vancouver officially close out the

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Speaker 4: Big Three North America? Because I've done Mexico, the United

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Speaker 4: States and Vancouver. Central America they like they're they're like,

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Speaker 4: how like the Jews and the Irish sat at the

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Speaker 4: table with the Italians and the mafia, but they were

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Speaker 4: represented by somebody. Central America is represented by Mexico at

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Speaker 4: the table in this thing. But it is all right

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Speaker 4: right America and in Mexico the Big Three. So after

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Speaker 4: fourteen years of comedy, I'm finally gonna close out Mexico

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Speaker 4: and uh or e scuse Canada. And now I've done Canada,

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Speaker 4: United States and Mexico to close out the big North

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Speaker 4: of the NAFTA.

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Speaker 5: The NAFTA comedy. You've done closing it out? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: What are you there again?

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Speaker 5: I am in.

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Speaker 4: Vancouver the twenty seventh through the thirtieth Westminster, British Columbia,

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Speaker 4: which Vancouver I love is it's my favorite part of Canada.

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Speaker 4: I haven't been there in like fourteen years, but I

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Speaker 4: lived there for like three months in twenty ten, so

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Speaker 4: I'm pumped to be back.

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 2: And if you guys have never seen David Jole, y'all

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Speaker 2: need to definitely go check him out.

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 1: When you see him, he's gonna be authentic, original, and raw,

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Speaker 1: and he's gonna say more inwards in the backstage of

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Speaker 1: Republican National Convention.

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Speaker 6: So y'all definitely need to go check him out.

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Speaker 5: Man.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, also right in the studio with us, man the

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Speaker 1: man who helps make all of this happen, our official

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Speaker 1: sponsor from Kaufman and Lynn, your official personal injury attorneys.

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Speaker 1: They've been representing and winning for the good people of

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Speaker 1: Orlando for over twenty years. He's not only a lawyer,

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Speaker 1: he's a comic book creator and a fellow comedian. My brother,

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Speaker 1: mister Jeff Kaufman, how are you doing, sir, I'm doing.

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Speaker 3: That, man, I'm real good. I got a lot of

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Speaker 3: nonsense going on. I just took the office on a cruise.

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Speaker 3: Different life, different life on the boat.

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Speaker 1: Wait a minute, Wait a minute, minute, let's not just

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Speaker 1: skate over that. Because I've worked for a lot of people.

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Speaker 1: I even work for a guy I'm pretty sure has

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Speaker 1: some kind of warrant back in Africa. Okay, No, boss,

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Speaker 1: he's ever just taken.

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Speaker 3: Me on a cruise. Nothing like that.

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Speaker 1: No one's ever said James hey man, all expense paid

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you a balcony room. Everybody gets to

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Speaker 1: drink package. I'm gonna give you some money to spend

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Speaker 1: on the ship as well.

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Speaker 4: Let's go technically, James, somebody took one of your great

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Speaker 4: relatives on a cruise, you know, so you know historically,

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Speaker 4: maybe it's they sold it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, they sold them.

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Speaker 3: Yes, Hey, the drink of a board with a spoon.

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Speaker 5: That's right.

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Speaker 3: Hey, welcome aboard the.

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Speaker 4: Did you get a window room? I got something called

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Speaker 4: middle passage.

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Speaker 3: Oh, bro, that's funny.

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Speaker 5: You took the whole office on the cruise.

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Speaker 3: Whole office, man, Yes, yeah, we took the whole office

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Speaker 3: and their significant others. So if they wanted to bring

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Speaker 4: Can you imagine that somebody sitting there right now was

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Speaker 4: sitting last week at their trial, and they're like looking

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Speaker 4: at the district attorney and they're like, where Kaufman? And

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Speaker 4: then they go on facebooking all y'all, like dancing around

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Speaker 4: Carnival with a bunch of black dudes doing the fan

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Speaker 4: dance with pineapples.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, on the ground.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it felt like that, because you know, when you

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Speaker 3: can't leave the office for like a day without people

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Speaker 6: Yeah, we have a lot of alliance.

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Speaker 3: But you know, I left this message and this is

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Speaker 3: this is what happens when you trust the it guy.

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Speaker 6: Okay, he makes.

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Speaker 3: Me cut this great message and I'm like, it's real careful,

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Speaker 3: it's it's loving, considerate. And what does he do He

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Speaker 3: puts the message from three years ago Christmas. Perfect for

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Speaker 3: the Christmas break. I'm like, really, thank.

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Speaker 1: You for calling happy Hanka boy happy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, due to.

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Speaker 4: The recent events in New York of September eleventh, where

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Speaker 5: What happened on the eleventh's October?

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Speaker 4: Oh he's playing in the background, Yeah, the boot up your.

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Speaker 6: Rid sol O Cook. Yeah, I'm pretty cool.

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Speaker 1: I want to point out I saw you on Facebook, sir.

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Speaker 1: You were sitting court side at the Orlando Magic game.

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Speaker 3: Man, I mean you were literally on the floor. The

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Speaker 3: only evidence of that is possibly a photoshop photo. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I was the guy who says it was a I

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Speaker 3: you know what to hold that one out. But I

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Speaker 3: took a picture with with my buddy Ken because we

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Speaker 3: were meeting some high end doctors and it was a

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Speaker 3: cool thing because we're in business but I said, I

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Speaker 3: me if I like posted it? Because I was just thinking, hey,

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Speaker 3: Ken and I are hanging out at the game. But

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Speaker 3: there's nobody in front of you other than like, like

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Speaker 3: a six foot seven basketball player. They're like, going, was

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Speaker 1: One of the most one of the most popular pastimes

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Speaker 1: that Americans like to play is called counting people's pockets.

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Speaker 1: When we see you doing something exciting, we like to

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Speaker 1: try to figure out. Man, I wonder how much that

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Speaker 1: cost him? I bet it costs this. That is our

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Speaker 1: favorite little game we like to play. Man, Bro, you

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Speaker 1: sat you sat right next to the players, though, Man,

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Speaker 1: you literally could have gotten the game.

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Speaker 3: Man and I was sitting next to this couple and

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Speaker 3: this guy kept looking at me, and I was like, yeah,

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Speaker 3: you know, so now I play another game. It's called

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Speaker 3: Do I know you? Or have you seen one of

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Speaker 3: my billboards? Yeah? Because you look did you just get out? Hey?

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Speaker 4: Man? You the guy was cerebral palsy that I thought

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Speaker 5: I was new to the game. I was the ten

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Speaker 5: years though. Was it all right? You look good?

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Speaker 3: All right? You look good?

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Speaker 5: You look good. What that's what's something? Man?

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Speaker 3: Hey man, you've been hitting. You was hitting the waits

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Speaker 5: You little Spanish now too. Look at that, man, you learned.

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you what. That face tattoo looks pretty good?

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Speaker 5: Man? Is that a shamrock?

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Speaker 3: That looks like it used to be a swastika? But

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Speaker 3: I understand.

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Speaker 5: Thanks.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, man, you do what you got to do inside,

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Speaker 3: not holding it against you.

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Speaker 5: I know that's cool.

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Speaker 3: Now, that's it.

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Speaker 5: That's in now, bro, Hey, all you.

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Speaker 3: Need is the T shirt. You're in business.

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Speaker 1: Can't Speaking of prison, have you guys seen this crazy TikToker.

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Speaker 1: All he does is pretend he's still locked up and

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Speaker 1: he makes cuisine that he made inside.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, hey man.

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Speaker 3: I'm about to make this frizzle dizzle, pizzle, pazzle. You

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Speaker 3: want one to dud? It's like hell yeah.

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Speaker 4: Got in the beginning before TikTok and in the beginning

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Speaker 4: county jail. But Jeff, you kind of explained this better.

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Speaker 4: People waiting trials are are like in there sometimes for

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Speaker 3: Is less than a year, but if you have a

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Speaker 3: Look at was in there more than a year.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so this dude was in there for close to

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Speaker 4: wasn't sweet or innocent or fun. It was showing you

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Speaker 4: what it was like inside. But one of the segments

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Speaker 5: That he did.

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Speaker 5: And he had merch.

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Speaker 3: He had merch.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, he had merched.

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Speaker 4: He would by the free the free shirts where it

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Speaker 5: Went towards his case.

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Speaker 4: And then uh he also had shirts with like different

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Speaker 5: He was at one point he was selling more merch

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Speaker 4: I remember that because we were running we Yeah, we

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Speaker 5: And I was like a mean moving these hats.

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Speaker 3: You know, the attorney goes, I'm gonna need another fifty

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Speaker 3: but yeah.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, it was Yeah, it was interesting.

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Speaker 5: I tell you what was really cool.

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Speaker 4: He taught us though, there's a whole industry for phones

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Speaker 4: that are made specifically for inmates. There are tiny little

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Speaker 4: cell phones that are made and produced by companies that

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Speaker 4: are like these Chinese companies, and uh, they're designed to,

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Speaker 4: you know, make their way into an orifice and then uh, yeah,

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Speaker 4: hold up, let me see if I can.

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Speaker 5: Find you tiny prisons.

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Speaker 4: You didn't, no, no, no, jeff, it's a one hundred

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Speaker 4: percent like Zoolander. It's one hundred percent like here they are.

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Speaker 4: If you can see that, Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Yes, around, come on.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what I talked about too.

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Speaker 4: I was like, I would make mine cylindrical and then uh.

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Speaker 3: There's gotta be a string on that because you can

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Speaker 3: do that coming back out.

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Speaker 5: Oh you gotta figure out on your own.

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 5: You a watch Sla XLA.

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Speaker 3: It's like those guys used to used to swallow stuff

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Speaker 3: or magicians. Yeah, was strigging their teeth and they could

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Speaker 5: That's what he had though. He would film on it.

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Speaker 5: Camera's got a little bird in a flash man.

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Speaker 4: But uh he had, yeah, he had, he had. He

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Speaker 5: It was a good show man. It was good. It

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it after me because the dude that I was

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Speaker 1: just telling you all about on TikTok who makes all

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Speaker 1: this uh inmate cuisine, the stuff looks absolutely disgusting.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it looks it's the military. It's a military.

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Speaker 3: You only got a couple ingredients. You gotta the magic

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Speaker 1: His chopping utensil is always their identification card because yeah

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Speaker 1: that uh it's a lot of Ramen and seasoned package

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Speaker 3: Their Lowry by Robin from the from the Compton. That's

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so when you locked up the Larry seasoning is

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Speaker 1: everything that do makes looks absolutely nasty as hell. Y'all

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Speaker 1: get a chance look it up. He made a mcflury

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Speaker 1: He took ice salt uh creamer for a coffee ice cream,

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Speaker 3: Where are you getting ice in yourself? Get it from

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Speaker 3: Sao from the conversation and CEO. It's got to hook

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Speaker 3: you up, ya think about it.

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Speaker 6: He made a mcflury and then the machine there broke down,

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Speaker 3: Even working.

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Speaker 6: No more man, we just got joined by the way man.

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Speaker 1: That's right, Ken Miller's in the house. But today he

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Speaker 1: to explain this one because I'm not sure I understand

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Speaker 1: what's going on, sir Yo.

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Speaker 3: I'm giving you advice as a lawyer, and this could

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Speaker 7: So during the day I at work, when I'm working

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Speaker 3: Bro.

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Speaker 5: Oh dog.

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Speaker 7: And then today, because I've been eating bad all weekend.

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Speaker 3: I said, lem me eat a salad.

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Speaker 7: I said, eat a salad today, do healthy lunch. My

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Speaker 7: body was like, hey, bro, where the burger at? He

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Speaker 7: I'm about to make this post. My body was like, no, Bro,

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Speaker 7: now I want to burg I said no, it's a salad.

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Speaker 3: No Bro, I got something for you. Bro.

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Speaker 7: For the past thirty I pooped so bad I had

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Speaker 7: to take a shower.

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Speaker 7: I was like, I'm gonna gonna jump in the shower.

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Speaker 7: I said, Yo, I'm gonna be late, y'all.

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Speaker 3: I don't be late. My body was like you just said,

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Speaker 3: I can't get all this with toilet paper. Let me

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Speaker 3: get a shower. I got dog it all day. Jesus good.

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Speaker 7: But I drink water like I my doing my work there.

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Speaker 7: I probably I try to drink a gallon of water

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Speaker 7: by six o'clock.

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Speaker 3: Bro.

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Speaker 6: And the thing is you were trying to do right. Right,

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna eat a salad white, not right?

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Speaker 3: That's what hey, Jeff.

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Speaker 7: My body like, hey, Man, this, this is how you're

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Speaker 7: gonna betray us at fifty eat bad for fifty years

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Speaker 7: and now now you want to do right mister Kensey.

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Speaker 4: His machine's been running on oxtails and hot sauce, and

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Speaker 4: you want to introduce some kal You're trying to run

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Speaker 4: some bio diesel. Baby, we want the systems aren't ready

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Speaker 4: for it. Now we're doing El change everything.

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Speaker 3: That what we're doing, that's what's hot in the streets. Skin.

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Speaker 3: Yeah you know, bro, if you don't go get me

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Speaker 3: some Jordanian hot hey, why you bs? And I ain't

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Speaker 3: had one of them? I know, right? And Lord, I

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Speaker 3: went by my boys closed what man?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, the sidepot Saturday.

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Speaker 3: I went by there. The dude was gone. Man he

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Speaker 3: maybe maybe he went back to you know, the West Bank.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: Let me get what harmas dogs they opened Gaza back up.

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Speaker 3: Man, I'm going home.

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Speaker 5: I gotta go back and make more money.

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Speaker 4: Guys, that's what I used to I used to, you know,

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Speaker 4: like you so hot you have hot dogs and Gaza

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Speaker 4: hot dogs. Buddy, I'm a I'm a chemist.

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Speaker 5: Come here. I had to come here.

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Speaker 4: The only thing that they want me to do is

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Speaker 4: I guess they can become us the other they treat

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Speaker 5: So I saw hot dogs. Yeah, I was disclosed.

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Speaker 4: Man, I was this close to cured aids, but then

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Speaker 1: My wife has a brand new show that she loves

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Speaker 1: watching online.

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Speaker 3: He just struck me.

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Speaker 4: What's called Live Me dog man? She's been holding our

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Speaker 4: friendship back.

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Speaker 3: She has you know what, I'll be over there.

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Speaker 4: Hey, guys, we got to conclude this episode of Real Live.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna go pick up James from his house. We're

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Speaker 4: gonna eat James.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, yeah, Hey Punky.

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Speaker 4: Hey Bunky man, you want to make it mcflurry? Yeah

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Speaker 4: you got any supreamer non flair?

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Speaker 3: That's nasty, all right? Man.

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Speaker 6: She watches this new show and what it is this lady?

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Speaker 3: Uh?

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Speaker 1: Who is I want to say, some kind of fitness

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Speaker 1: guru if you will, But that's not what the show

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Speaker 1: is about.

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Speaker 6: The show is called Katina Eats Kilos.

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Speaker 1: All she does is travel around the world and does

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Speaker 1: competitive eating challenges at different restaurants. But the food, y'all

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Speaker 1: gotta see this, bro, The food is beyond anything me

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Speaker 1: and Miguel can even imagine eating together. She went to

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Speaker 1: this pub in England where they made Philly cheese steaks.

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Speaker 1: This woman had four Philly cheese steaks. One was a chicken,

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Speaker 1: one was a traditional, one was a meatball, and one

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Speaker 1: one with barbecue on it. And stuff like that. A

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Speaker 1: pound of onion rings, a pound of sour macaroni and

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Speaker 1: corn beef and top it with thousand Island on top

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Speaker 1: of it. And then she also had to eat this

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Speaker 1: bowl full of cheese with bacon on top. And uh,

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Speaker 1: there's one more thing she had to eat, Oh, a

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Speaker 1: whole big thing of tater tots with marinera and melted

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Speaker 1: mozzarella cheese.

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Speaker 3: And it's still more food. That's still she still craft

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Speaker 3: less than ken crap today.

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Speaker 1: That's funny if this lady continues to eat like that

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Speaker 1: all the time. Bro, here's the thing that struck me

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Speaker 1: though watching it. You know how we're supposed to be America.

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Speaker 1: We're supposed to help out the world. Cauld y'all imagine

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Speaker 1: third world countries watching us competitive.

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Speaker 4: Eat get the TV fromy Are you sitting here watching

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Speaker 4: it on the sonya?

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Speaker 5: Third worlding it too much?

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Speaker 7: Sorry, got comcast one of them offa at the costco.

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Speaker 7: Bro Let those days they are really they.

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Speaker 3: Raise raise your.

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Speaker 4: Hand if you help beat Japan in the in the Germans,

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Speaker 4: none of y'all?

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Speaker 5: All right, that's what you got? What you got? What

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Speaker 5: a Canada with a feeling Russia? I get it. We

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Speaker 5: were there, oh smoia, and you couldn't get rid of Italy.

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Speaker 1: Bro It reminds you that.

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Speaker 5: Eat the flies on your eyes?

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Speaker 3: Are you?

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Speaker 5: Are you hungry? You got that pop belly, them worms

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Speaker 5: ate food. My secretary of whatever got a worm in

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Speaker 5: his brain. He doing fun, you know, And you can't

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Speaker 5: talk to the president.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, man, this dude day.

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Speaker 5: What's the name of the show?

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Speaker 7: Cause Tina eats kilos Oh keylos.

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Speaker 3: I thought you said key lord like that thing they.

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Speaker 7: Get a I was like, yo, hey bunkyo.

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Speaker 3: I'm freaky. Bro. I ain't never seen the white person with.

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Speaker 1: A k That's funny because this woman is like five

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Speaker 1: ft maybe she is big and this woman eats all

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Speaker 1: that food. It's just disgusting to watch it. But I

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Speaker 1: can't stop.

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Speaker 3: I don't how bro, Like I can't eat it. I

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Speaker 3: can't eat a lot like that. Bro. They're professionals, they're

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Speaker 3: professional leaders, they trained. Some of them have stomachs that

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Speaker 3: they've been working on. Like I got to interview Adam

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Speaker 3: Richmond from Man Versus Food and he has me doing

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Speaker 3: that because it almost killed him.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say he had to stop doing it because

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Speaker 1: it's so bad. Larry Fulford had a great joke. You

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Speaker 1: remember this kid, Larry Fulford's joke about man versus Food.

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Speaker 1: He said, Bro, in America, we got so much food.

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Speaker 1: We do battle with it. Man versus Food, we do

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Speaker 1: battle with it.

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Speaker 7: Bro.

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Speaker 3: That's just crazy to me.

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Speaker 1: I just was looking at that, like, can you imagine

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Speaker 1: getting all that down? Because I would love to see

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Speaker 1: another show right after that called like like I want

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Speaker 1: to see like a janitor competition, because you know they

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Speaker 1: going straight to the bathroom after eating eight pounds.

447
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:47,320
Speaker 6: Of food and it ain't gonna be preaty, it ain't

448
00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:48,160
Speaker 6: gonna be pretty at all.

449
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:48,360
Speaker 2: Man.

450
00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:50,600
Speaker 4: I'd I'd like to run into her somewhere and she's

451
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:54,480
Speaker 4: like walking out of some like Deli and Brussels after

452
00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:57,199
Speaker 4: doing their challenge, and I'm just leaning up against her

453
00:20:57,240 --> 00:21:00,119
Speaker 4: car flicking a coin and she's like, excuse me, what

454
00:21:00,119 --> 00:21:05,440
Speaker 4: are you doing. I'm like, pretty nice in the amateur league.

455
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:10,560
Speaker 4: But if you heard of the food Mate, food Mate

456
00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:15,960
Speaker 4: is not a real competition, like a passport meet me

457
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:20,160
Speaker 4: in Malaysia. Next we're on a dragon boat heading somewhere.

458
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:25,240
Speaker 4: It's like nineteen competitors eaters and raiding and John Claude

459
00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:25,879
Speaker 4: van Dam.

460
00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:27,040
Speaker 3: For no reason.

461
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:30,119
Speaker 4: John, yeah there, Yeah, I'm like, oh, you think this

462
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:31,800
Speaker 4: is the this is the first level. We got to

463
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:34,760
Speaker 4: travel the outworld for the next one. You ain't gonna

464
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:37,560
Speaker 4: out eat Prince Goro, bro. I'm just telling you right now,

465
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:44,080
Speaker 4: outworld from Bordotano with up jacks.

466
00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:45,919
Speaker 3: That set a fire, bombs that shoot burritos.

467
00:21:46,359 --> 00:21:48,760
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's nasty.

468
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:53,320
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think the most I could possibly eat

469
00:21:53,359 --> 00:21:57,200
Speaker 1: from that challenge just be like maybe two Philly cheese steaks, yaw,

470
00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:58,760
Speaker 1: and a couple of on your rings.

471
00:21:58,760 --> 00:21:59,640
Speaker 3: I couldn't get nothing else.

472
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:02,400
Speaker 7: But I couldn't even do I couldn't even do two

473
00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:03,639
Speaker 7: Philly cheese steaks Miguel.

474
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:05,280
Speaker 6: I could do one, and I'm good.

475
00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:07,919
Speaker 4: I could go, but it's gonna be like John Henry

476
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,840
Speaker 4: versus that machine, Like I die.

477
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:12,280
Speaker 5: The last Philly cheese steak I pushed down my mouth.

478
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:14,800
Speaker 5: I look at him and I'm like, I'm coming home.

479
00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:19,679
Speaker 4: As I'm pushing the last Philly cheese steak in my

480
00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:21,800
Speaker 4: mouth and I can't push it any further.

481
00:22:22,119 --> 00:22:22,680
Speaker 5: I look over.

482
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:25,240
Speaker 4: I see my homeboy Lewis, and he's like, it's a

483
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:28,080
Speaker 4: good cheese steak. And I look around. I'm just in

484
00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:31,959
Speaker 4: the grass and the sun. Yeah, I'm like, where am I.

485
00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:34,760
Speaker 4: He's like, come on, if somebody wants to meet you,

486
00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:36,680
Speaker 4: and then the ground opens up and fire.

487
00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:42,400
Speaker 5: Only Mormons go to heaven.

488
00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:45,640
Speaker 3: Fool wives.

489
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:48,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's just crazy, man. That was as wild to me.

490
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:50,399
Speaker 1: I couldn't get it out of my head. They watching

491
00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:52,080
Speaker 1: it right now in the next room and they just

492
00:22:52,119 --> 00:22:55,840
Speaker 1: watch video after video. This woman just shoving food. Okay,

493
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:58,320
Speaker 1: I'll tell you one more. She was with this other woman.

494
00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:02,119
Speaker 1: This other one was skinny, good like skady woman. She

495
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:06,320
Speaker 1: ate an eight pound rabbi in six minutes.

496
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:09,880
Speaker 3: With her hands. She didn't even use a.

497
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:13,560
Speaker 1: Fork or a knife, just hands ate peas and she

498
00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:16,200
Speaker 1: ate steak fries in less than six minutes.

499
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:19,520
Speaker 5: Y'all, man, that's just you.

500
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:21,480
Speaker 4: Know that you you well, that poop smells like a

501
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:22,159
Speaker 4: golden corral.

502
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:24,560
Speaker 5: You like, you're.

503
00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:26,440
Speaker 3: Not just stuck in the elevator with that young lady.

504
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:30,639
Speaker 1: No, no, no, it's gonna be that wherever she goes

505
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:32,639
Speaker 1: is gonna have to close down after she's done, Like,

506
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:35,160
Speaker 1: oh yeah, that's it. Yeah, you can't go back in there.

507
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:37,680
Speaker 1: It's done, retired that seven eleven bathroom.

508
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:40,680
Speaker 3: You fish she puts at places? Yeah, go to a

509
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,680
Speaker 3: regular food place that delivers that much food. Like I

510
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:44,960
Speaker 3: went to Hash House a go Go. They had a

511
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,120
Speaker 3: breakfast dish that they put in front of me. It's

512
00:23:47,119 --> 00:23:49,760
Speaker 3: a challenge. Yeah, got a quarter through this and I'm looking,

513
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:53,280
Speaker 3: is this a challenger? Like a meal? Y'all do it?

514
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:55,960
Speaker 6: If y'all been to Hash Brown a go Go, they

515
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:57,040
Speaker 6: have a challenge meal there.

516
00:23:57,119 --> 00:23:59,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's good. It's a good place. But bro, it's

517
00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:01,840
Speaker 1: like this. Would you had the burrito or the omelet?

518
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:04,720
Speaker 3: I had the I had the chicken. Uh it's a

519
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:07,119
Speaker 3: chicken breakfast meal, but it was huge.

520
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:07,320
Speaker 5: Man.

521
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:09,399
Speaker 3: I was like I can't eat this. Nah, I'm not

522
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:10,040
Speaker 3: doing none of that.

523
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:10,359
Speaker 2: Now.

524
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:12,680
Speaker 4: I want to go to like a like a Conganese

525
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:14,320
Speaker 4: restaurant that has like a food check.

526
00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:17,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, the fried Chickens ex bandeddeck, that's what it was called.

527
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:20,119
Speaker 4: They're like, welcome to the Democratic Republic of the Congo

528
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:23,160
Speaker 4: Food Challenge. In this challenge, you will have to take

529
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:24,320
Speaker 4: food from the warlord.

530
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:24,760
Speaker 5: I am.

531
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:27,960
Speaker 3: That's all you gotta do.

532
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:33,520
Speaker 4: But remember remember his child soldiers are the best of them.

533
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,440
Speaker 4: Some of them are even fourteen years old.

534
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:36,840
Speaker 5: Who gets that old?

535
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,360
Speaker 3: Some of them have two hands?

536
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:45,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh, I see you voted a political man.

537
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:47,280
Speaker 3: All right.

538
00:24:47,359 --> 00:24:50,399
Speaker 1: Man, Well, speaking of exotic places, I had the pleasure

539
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:53,080
Speaker 1: of hosting a corporate event. I say corporate, and I

540
00:24:53,119 --> 00:24:57,439
Speaker 1: say that loosely because I got to host a reggae

541
00:24:57,480 --> 00:25:00,919
Speaker 1: festival over the weekend. It was Peter Tom it was

542
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:04,919
Speaker 1: Peter Talks ox Tails.

543
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:08,120
Speaker 3: Mister g.

544
00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:15,440
Speaker 7: Hey, hey, hey, Jame, just no ceo oxtails. We're looking

545
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:19,520
Speaker 7: for you on our hit list. We ain't forgot about you,

546
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:21,639
Speaker 7: for real, we forgot about.

547
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:23,440
Speaker 3: Your ceo ox Tail. Ain't no damn way.

548
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:27,800
Speaker 7: Hey, and before jac its history, Black people, stop putting

549
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:31,159
Speaker 7: our damn recipes out there, because now Turkey necks and

550
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:34,000
Speaker 7: turkey wings and all this other stuff about to being expensive.

551
00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:36,760
Speaker 7: Stop putting our recipes out there. That's why ox Tess

552
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:37,760
Speaker 7: called so damn much.

553
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:40,960
Speaker 4: I've to answered a question on behalf of the non

554
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,960
Speaker 4: blacks here because I'm a Latino. Why are our food

555
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,919
Speaker 4: trucks reasonably priced and yours are ridiculously priced?

556
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:54,239
Speaker 1: Because I blame that blood can't tell them what it is.

557
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:58,960
Speaker 1: It's Atlanta. Atlanta is the most overpriced black community on

558
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:00,200
Speaker 1: the plan.

559
00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:01,880
Speaker 6: Just be normal, normal.

560
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:04,640
Speaker 5: I go, I go to black people food truck.

561
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:07,520
Speaker 4: No, lie, it's four chicken wings, just four yep, A

562
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:09,520
Speaker 4: plate of like dirty rice and mac and cheese.

563
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:12,040
Speaker 5: Twenty five dollars.

564
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:14,239
Speaker 3: I go.

565
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:16,879
Speaker 4: I go to the to the Latino food truck. It's

566
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:21,120
Speaker 4: a triple let the sandwich. It's ham, chicken, pork, beef,

567
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:23,359
Speaker 4: potato sticks, onions.

568
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:26,880
Speaker 5: All this is this big. I give them ten bucks.

569
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:29,160
Speaker 5: They're like, boppy, I don't got no change.

570
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:32,720
Speaker 7: I'm like wait what.

571
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:34,880
Speaker 3: No lie? I went? I went.

572
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:36,520
Speaker 5: I went to a black food truck.

573
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:39,320
Speaker 4: He had ribs going, yeah, ribs are gonna be twenty

574
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:44,200
Speaker 4: but thirty five dollars.

575
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:46,560
Speaker 5: For a quarterback of ribs and then two sides and Hey,

576
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:50,560
Speaker 5: I'm not being rude here. It was mid. It was mid, you.

577
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:53,560
Speaker 3: Don't go up to me, you know, I'm telling you.

578
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:55,800
Speaker 3: Because that food truck pulls up to that white office

579
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,840
Speaker 3: and the third guess the line all have this and

580
00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:00,840
Speaker 3: they've given their price. He goes all right, and he just.

581
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:01,960
Speaker 5: Hands about it.

582
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:06,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I did something wrong, take my money. Last.

583
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:09,679
Speaker 4: Food trucks are feeding a working community, correct, They're feeding

584
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:11,160
Speaker 4: a bunch of dudes working at a sight.

585
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:13,480
Speaker 6: So they're like, that's the difference, Miguel.

586
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:14,800
Speaker 1: Back in the day, when you had a food truck,

587
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:18,000
Speaker 1: it was feeding a construction site. It was utilitarian. Now

588
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 1: it's all niche, it's all craft doing it. You.

589
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:26,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, you didn't. Did you just tell? You?

590
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:29,840
Speaker 5: You telling what utilitarian? Right?

591
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:32,560
Speaker 7: I was like, you ain't up and in tiger can't

592
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:35,400
Speaker 7: say from hey.

593
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:37,800
Speaker 4: When he said utilitarian, I was like, what a dinosaur

594
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:38,640
Speaker 4: gotta do with this?

595
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:44,400
Speaker 3: Jim, Now, not the hell that mean, James.

596
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:48,760
Speaker 6: Back in the day, they would make truck. They would

597
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:51,320
Speaker 6: make trucks, and it was for a purpose.

598
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:52,800
Speaker 3: It was two people.

599
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:57,440
Speaker 1: Nowadays it's just for it's it's niche. It's it's it's

600
00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:58,640
Speaker 1: like a cracked beer.

601
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:02,000
Speaker 5: You a utilitary food truck. Nah, man, we make meat.

602
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:08,840
Speaker 3: Like yo. Jane said the word I didne went out

603
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:11,000
Speaker 3: of thought. I thought my life was getting cut out there.

604
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:15,480
Speaker 4: You tell the truck here, utilitarian trucks here, baby, check

605
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:16,320
Speaker 4: the gas.

606
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:19,600
Speaker 1: Hey, kid, you forget sometimes that I went to college.

607
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:23,800
Speaker 3: Man, I got it, but he was not all of it.

608
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:25,359
Speaker 3: But I saw some of it. Man.

609
00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:27,840
Speaker 4: But yeah, talk to the Council of Blacks, man, because

610
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:28,680
Speaker 4: your food trucks.

611
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:30,600
Speaker 5: And I'm not saying black people food that good. I

612
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:33,359
Speaker 5: like black people food. Man, I'm a connoisseur. But what

613
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:34,600
Speaker 5: do we do because it's in the truck.

614
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:37,000
Speaker 4: I gotta paid twenty five dollars from four wings, dirty right,

615
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:40,960
Speaker 4: I go to the Latino food truck.

616
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:41,200
Speaker 7: Man.

617
00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:44,080
Speaker 5: If I spent twenty five dollars of a Latino food truck, bro,

618
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:46,000
Speaker 5: I own a portion of the truck.

619
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:54,560
Speaker 7: That Yeah, yo, you got a plaque, Yeah, yeah, a picture.

620
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:59,080
Speaker 1: Yeah you got a sandwich name after you.

621
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:00,760
Speaker 3: At the beginning, I hate.

622
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:02,760
Speaker 5: That twenty bucks. And she's like, sir, sir, waiting on

623
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:07,560
Speaker 5: for sem. Her father's like, but the bankers sit down.

624
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:09,400
Speaker 1: And I will tell you when you go to a

625
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:11,520
Speaker 1: Latin food truck they load that plate up.

626
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:13,160
Speaker 5: It is past heavy.

627
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:16,160
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's heavy, yes, because they know who's ordering.

628
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:16,920
Speaker 3: Have you got it?

629
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 7: Have you got have you got the ten dollars meal,

630
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:24,120
Speaker 7: the pork, rice, black beans and salad from key, the

631
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:25,280
Speaker 7: grocery key.

632
00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:27,680
Speaker 5: Oh my god, you can't close it. They got to

633
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:28,640
Speaker 5: wrap it in plastic.

634
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:30,440
Speaker 3: You gotta wrap it in plastic.

635
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 5: Fighting is a bring coke.

636
00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:34,120
Speaker 4: They get it.

637
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:35,560
Speaker 5: They wrap it in plastic.

638
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:37,880
Speaker 4: And the dude tells me, he's like, you take that, man,

639
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:40,000
Speaker 4: you could turn that into too And I have flesh.

640
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:43,800
Speaker 5: No problem, Papa.

641
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:45,960
Speaker 3: But James, I think we got like a minute.

642
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:47,120
Speaker 7: But so if you want to come back, because I

643
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:49,480
Speaker 7: want to tell you my first experience with a food

644
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:51,480
Speaker 7: truck and it's not what you think it is.

645
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:53,720
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll be back. Oh We're gonna take a little

646
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:55,840
Speaker 1: break here about ten seconds. But I do want to

647
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:58,600
Speaker 1: know that. But I will say, man, I love food

648
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:02,320
Speaker 1: trucks nowadays, though the food is I will say, who

649
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:04,600
Speaker 1: it's a little bit expensive. So don't going to where

650
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:06,160
Speaker 1: y'all were gonna talk about it. And we get back

651
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:06,640
Speaker 1: off break.

652
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:08,960
Speaker 6: See y'all hang in there with us on Real Last Real.

653
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Speaker 3: Radio one or four point one. Welcome back, everybody.

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Speaker 1: Thank you you still listening to Real Last on Real

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Speaker 1: Radio one O four point one. We are your cavalcade

656
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Speaker 1: of comedy. That's right, your night cap of comedy as well.

657
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Speaker 1: It's me James, John, It's a kid Miller aka Trader Tonight,

658
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Speaker 1: Jeff the Batman, Coffin, and Miguel Cologne.

659
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Speaker 6: Don't forget about the junior. He knows who his daddy is.

660
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Speaker 1: Now, we were just talking about something near and dear

661
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Speaker 1: to all of our hearts. No matter what our size

662
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Speaker 1: may be, we all love food on this show. Now

663
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Speaker 1: we like food trucks too. Now, Ken said, you got

664
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Speaker 1: an experience, man, the first time you ever went to

665
00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:58,000
Speaker 1: a food truck?

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Speaker 3: Where were you at? What was going on?

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Speaker 7: And Gallen and Jeff know this. The first food truck

668
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:04,080
Speaker 7: I ever went to was in the motipool. We called

669
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:06,920
Speaker 7: it a roach coach, yep it was. It was a

670
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:10,080
Speaker 7: German eating name and named Trudy. And she would say cheese,

671
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:15,840
Speaker 7: ber Hamburg and brought and coffee. It had black coffee,

672
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:18,880
Speaker 7: bro Black and Jeff and James, you can get a

673
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:22,400
Speaker 7: hamburger it was a dollar. Cheese burgh was one fifty,

674
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:27,800
Speaker 7: hot dog a dollar French fries, a dollar truck bro

675
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:29,640
Speaker 7: bro on the first.

676
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 3: And the fifteenth when we got when we got paid.

677
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:34,520
Speaker 7: You know military first and fifteen we got paid. I'm

678
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:39,080
Speaker 7: spending ten dollars and yeah for all cash. It's all cash,

679
00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:39,880
Speaker 7: all cash.

680
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:41,280
Speaker 3: This was fill you with, Devin.

681
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,520
Speaker 7: Yeah, man, let that roach truck pull up in and

682
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:47,480
Speaker 7: so I didn't see another food truck. Then I got

683
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:50,320
Speaker 7: to DC and I didn't see a food truck like

684
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:52,440
Speaker 7: I do now till like three or four years ago,

685
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:56,760
Speaker 7: when the boom of food trucks hard, you know, blowing up.

686
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:58,080
Speaker 3: And I was like, that's a roach coach.

687
00:31:58,520 --> 00:31:59,680
Speaker 5: Yeah.

688
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:02,560
Speaker 4: I remember getting criticized, but now it's a mortgage be

689
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 4: size because I was. It was like I was probably

690
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:07,800
Speaker 4: twenty two twenty three years old and we were riding home.

691
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:11,160
Speaker 4: It was late at night and I saw I saw

692
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:13,440
Speaker 4: roach coach over because there was a late night crew working,

693
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:15,320
Speaker 4: and I was like, bet, let's go get some food.

694
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:18,080
Speaker 4: And I remember the girls and the dude I was

695
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:19,920
Speaker 4: in the car with were like, we're not stopping there,

696
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:20,720
Speaker 4: and I was.

697
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:22,560
Speaker 5: Like that roach coach is good. First of all. What

698
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 5: I tried to explain him is let me play.

699
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:28,800
Speaker 4: Some if you go to let's say you go cheesecake

700
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:32,680
Speaker 4: factory and you get salmonilla poison and the food poisoning,

701
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:34,720
Speaker 4: there's gonna be a lawsuit.

702
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:35,880
Speaker 5: You're gonna write letters.

703
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:39,840
Speaker 4: If the roach coach gets them boys sick, they're gone.

704
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:43,760
Speaker 5: Yeah the roach coach, yes, gone, Yes, it can't do that.

705
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:45,680
Speaker 4: It can't get you sick and then show back up

706
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:48,280
Speaker 4: to construction siting. Three dudes miss six days of work,

707
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:52,000
Speaker 4: you know. So I'm like, you could trust the roach coach.

708
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:53,680
Speaker 4: It has to work.

709
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:56,240
Speaker 1: Out and the food is normally fired though, Like it's

710
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:58,480
Speaker 1: gonna be a good meal because they make four.

711
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:00,000
Speaker 5: Or five things. They used to make four or five things.

712
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:03,320
Speaker 7: And that's it. That's it. It was burd choices, it

713
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:06,720
Speaker 7: was hot dogs, and then it was snacks. She ain't

714
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:08,960
Speaker 7: got she ain't had nothing else, bro, she ain't have

715
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 7: no she ain't had no mac of cheese, she ain't

716
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:15,800
Speaker 7: have no ribs. She had burgers, hot dogs and snacks.

717
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:19,360
Speaker 3: That's it. It's some French fries. That's it. Now.

718
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:23,040
Speaker 1: Can you have told me about some really good uh

719
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:23,760
Speaker 1: food trucks?

720
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:25,160
Speaker 3: Man? You told me about the egg roll guy.

721
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:27,720
Speaker 7: Egg row truck is probably my favorite food truck. Yeah,

722
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:30,920
Speaker 7: pure fire egg row truck because it's different.

723
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:33,000
Speaker 1: It's not what people are thinking. They probably thinking, James,

724
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:34,880
Speaker 1: what's so big about a egg roll? No, man, it's

725
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:36,640
Speaker 1: flavors you've never heard of before.

726
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:40,600
Speaker 7: Man, it has so full egg rolled with the barbecue chicken,

727
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:41,840
Speaker 7: mac and cheese and collar.

728
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:42,280
Speaker 3: Greens in it.

729
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:44,760
Speaker 7: Oh that's crazy. That'll put you down for a while.

730
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:47,440
Speaker 7: Many look, h Man, My wife don't even eat collar greens,

731
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:48,000
Speaker 7: and she would.

732
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:50,520
Speaker 3: Eat that that. She don't eat collar greens now. She

733
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:51,760
Speaker 3: hates the texture of them.

734
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:56,280
Speaker 7: Used to, she ain't hate the text of I make

735
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:58,120
Speaker 7: some collar drink greens just to make.

736
00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:03,120
Speaker 1: Them to look at him, to look at him.

737
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:05,880
Speaker 7: I'll be Oh Sundays, bro, I'll be up here like man,

738
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:09,799
Speaker 7: I want some smother pork chops, and I.

739
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:10,960
Speaker 3: Got easy recipe.

740
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:15,640
Speaker 7: I'll put some black eyed peas in this pressure cooker.

741
00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:18,400
Speaker 7: I put the collars in the pressure cooker just to

742
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:21,120
Speaker 7: get them quick. Put them on the stove, cook them,

743
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:24,000
Speaker 7: and then I do all that in one hour, and

744
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:25,759
Speaker 7: you ready to go, and I'll be ready to go.

745
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:28,800
Speaker 7: So I'll be having soul full Sundays by myself, because Sean.

746
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:29,759
Speaker 5: Be like, I don't want that.

747
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:36,200
Speaker 7: I wasn't making it for you, invited you.

748
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:40,879
Speaker 3: Two seconds after he's done, Chris, Alexander's at the door.

749
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:45,320
Speaker 3: How do you know the game stopped? Uniform.

750
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:48,279
Speaker 7: That's it's funny, Miguel. We were having this conversation. We

751
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:50,800
Speaker 7: was a shout out to Pedro pedro fiftieth birthday. We

752
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:54,080
Speaker 7: went by the man and one of our friends is

753
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:57,200
Speaker 7: talking about like barbecuing that and Sean was like, look,

754
00:34:57,280 --> 00:35:00,520
Speaker 7: I don't cook. Yeah, I don't cook nothing. Kids like

755
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:01,960
Speaker 7: that become in the house. But like, I got this

756
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:03,680
Speaker 7: recipe and I already got this stuff. I'm about to

757
00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:07,560
Speaker 7: go cook it. I don't stop. I don't stop. I

758
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:10,080
Speaker 7: make a soul food mondays, Bro, I don't care if

759
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:11,799
Speaker 7: I'm in the move for something, and.

760
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:12,560
Speaker 3: Don't let me go.

761
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:15,680
Speaker 7: Don't let me find a fire recipe on Facebook or

762
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:16,960
Speaker 7: TikTok top.

763
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:19,719
Speaker 6: TikTok my favorite recipe book, Dad, I love.

764
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:22,440
Speaker 3: I'm going off, Bro. I learned how to make bagels

765
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:23,280
Speaker 3: with three ingredients.

766
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:25,440
Speaker 6: Bro, it's not that.

767
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:27,480
Speaker 3: But middle of the night you see something, they go

768
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:30,880
Speaker 3: you should try this, And at three o'clock in the morning,

769
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:32,200
Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't care how I got to get

770
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:33,239
Speaker 3: this food. I need this food.

771
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:33,360
Speaker 5: Now.

772
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:38,279
Speaker 3: I know that I'm good. I'm teching you ever share it.

773
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:40,040
Speaker 3: I'm sharing it with you because I need you to

774
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:40,640
Speaker 3: make this for me.

775
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:44,799
Speaker 5: You know a guys, I just a few months.

776
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:46,680
Speaker 4: Ago got rid of the burns I had on my

777
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:55,920
Speaker 4: chest oh September before ik belly at midnight in my house.

778
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:59,680
Speaker 5: It took a year. It took a year for the

779
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:01,040
Speaker 5: to go away.

780
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:06,000
Speaker 4: Guys, I had three like like like Philadelphia, Tom Hanks,

781
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:09,920
Speaker 4: Lesion looking marks on my chest to forever to go away,

782
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:14,640
Speaker 4: and now they're gone because at midnight I was like, yo,

783
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:16,880
Speaker 4: I do something with this pork belly.

784
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,799
Speaker 5: I know. I wasn't even gonna eat it. Guys, just

785
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,319
Speaker 5: was like, I'm gonna cook it now.

786
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:25,680
Speaker 4: I'm gonna cook it so tomorrow when I want pork belly,

787
00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:29,440
Speaker 4: I don't have to and not gonna lie nothing but

788
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:32,879
Speaker 4: my skivvies on going. And I was like, I'm gonna

789
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:36,040
Speaker 4: fried to skin, get it nice and crack, and I

790
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:37,520
Speaker 4: had to salt it up for like a day. I

791
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:40,120
Speaker 4: was like, I'm a fried of skin holding it, dropped

792
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:43,400
Speaker 4: it in the hot oil, burnt all over me. And

793
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:46,879
Speaker 4: then I don't I don't make noise when I get hurt,

794
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:48,919
Speaker 4: I just like, and not because I'm not in pain

795
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:49,440
Speaker 4: or nothing like that.

796
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:50,880
Speaker 5: It's just I don't know. That's just something I just

797
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:52,959
Speaker 5: I don't do. I'm in the same amount of pain.

798
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:53,600
Speaker 5: I'm the same.

799
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:56,960
Speaker 4: I'm the same inability to do anything.

800
00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:58,239
Speaker 5: But I don't scream or anything.

801
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:00,920
Speaker 3: I'm just like you take it. Yeah, but I mean

802
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:04,720
Speaker 3: a tough action that comes out after mother.

803
00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:07,480
Speaker 4: No, it's not because I'm not tough for something. It's

804
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:09,640
Speaker 4: just I don't know. I probably getting hurt so much

805
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:12,320
Speaker 4: as a kid. I want my parents to know myself.

806
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:15,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I just lean back.

807
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:17,120
Speaker 4: And I'm like, all right, time to get the burn cream.

808
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:20,319
Speaker 4: And got the burn cream going, and then was like,

809
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:22,080
Speaker 4: I gotta flip the pork belly.

810
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:25,040
Speaker 3: They went back.

811
00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:30,160
Speaker 7: Yeah, bro, I did that the other night, man I

812
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:32,799
Speaker 7: had I was cleaning out the fridge and I had

813
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:36,080
Speaker 7: some eggs. I said, Yo, they're expiring two days. Yeah,

814
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:38,479
Speaker 7: So I just bought them all and took them to work.

815
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:43,240
Speaker 7: He wag for two days. They was not that expire.

816
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:44,359
Speaker 6: I gotta cook these.

817
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:44,719
Speaker 3: Now.

818
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:49,160
Speaker 1: People look at it like like replacements, Like all right,

819
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:50,480
Speaker 1: you eating eggs every day?

820
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:51,680
Speaker 3: Hey man, you good?

821
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:56,759
Speaker 4: I made devil legs here castle. It was just middle

822
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:58,560
Speaker 4: of the afternoon. We have so many eggs. We have

823
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:01,360
Speaker 4: egg farms around here, and sometimes people just hook us

824
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:04,120
Speaker 4: up with eggs and those fresh eggs with those orange

825
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:06,960
Speaker 4: looking yolks in them and stuff, and sometimes the shells

826
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:09,400
Speaker 4: are like a light blue color, which is crazy, but

827
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:11,839
Speaker 4: it's really crazy. But I was like maybe I had

828
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:13,759
Speaker 4: like forty eight eggs, and I was like, yeah, I'm

829
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:14,840
Speaker 4: gonna make deviled eggs.

830
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:17,080
Speaker 5: And I just made an old thing of deviled eggs.

831
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:20,920
Speaker 4: And I don't really like devil eggs, Like yeah, I

832
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:23,440
Speaker 4: was like, hey, man, y'all and everything some devil eggs,

833
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:25,319
Speaker 4: and I forget the devil eggs is the food that

834
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:27,840
Speaker 4: people assume there's a reason you going somewhere.

835
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:33,000
Speaker 7: I'm like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, shower pop.

836
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:35,160
Speaker 4: I'm like, they're like, what are you making devil eggs for?

837
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,400
Speaker 4: It was like, well, just put the burn cream on.

838
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:40,960
Speaker 4: Was just sitting here, I might as well do something.

839
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:49,359
Speaker 6: I got the burn Yoh god, my eggs.

840
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:52,560
Speaker 7: I make them for her friends all the time. Yeah, man, yeah,

841
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 7: she loves it. Martha Stewart, that's her. I got a

842
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:56,040
Speaker 7: recipe for.

843
00:38:57,880 --> 00:38:58,200
Speaker 3: Stewart.

844
00:38:58,440 --> 00:38:59,880
Speaker 5: People look and Stewart recipe.

845
00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:01,080
Speaker 6: Man, I'm not gonna hold you.

846
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:06,200
Speaker 1: Paula Dene got some great rest her turkey, Yes, her

847
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:11,239
Speaker 1: roasted turkey, the one, the butter, the but yes, Bro, Paula.

848
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:15,000
Speaker 3: Den you can tell it. I'm not gonna lie. You're

849
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,680
Speaker 3: not gonna you gotta go to the pink lady. It's

850
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:21,319
Speaker 3: called the and Savannah. It's good. I want it down.

851
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:24,480
Speaker 6: She closed down, needed it.

852
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:26,400
Speaker 5: I'd have been like, no, I got you.

853
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:30,000
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm hey, you can have Paula. I tell Martha,

854
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:33,560
Speaker 7: Martha was on the saw that chill out.

855
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:33,840
Speaker 5: Guys.

856
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:36,719
Speaker 4: You could get Paula. But Martha, you court, you show

857
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:37,920
Speaker 4: some goddamn respect.

858
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:41,200
Speaker 3: First off, first off, pull up in my roach, coach.

859
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:46,520
Speaker 4: I find her father's grave, and I'm like, mister Stewart,

860
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:48,160
Speaker 4: I just want to let you know my attentions.

861
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 3: Get your daughter.

862
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,080
Speaker 5: I'm gonna I mean, you know, I'll ask Snoop dog

863
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:52,640
Speaker 5: for her hand.

864
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:58,920
Speaker 3: That's what. Oh, he'd be like, you just.

865
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:00,360
Speaker 5: Grab her by the back of the head. I know

866
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:02,960
Speaker 5: what you want. Yeah, get an Italian style.

867
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:06,680
Speaker 3: Come here, where's my wife, Peter?

868
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:07,399
Speaker 5: Yeah?

869
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:09,480
Speaker 4: If you come out there, oad, God damn day, trying

870
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:11,239
Speaker 4: to make money for you come here, throwing the in

871
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:11,840
Speaker 4: one around.

872
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:14,719
Speaker 5: Get up here, Get up here, because I love you.

873
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:19,879
Speaker 7: It made me think, Bro, I've be at work getting

874
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:22,360
Speaker 7: coffee this morning and and stealing chips.

875
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:23,640
Speaker 3: From the fifth floor because that's what I do.

876
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:27,960
Speaker 7: And the lad, the lady, admir lady says, hey, I

877
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,279
Speaker 7: listen to your show the other day. Her boyfriend loves

878
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:33,120
Speaker 7: the show okay, and she was like, yeah, he loves it.

879
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:35,839
Speaker 3: When the Spanish guy comes on, I said, Miguel.

880
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:43,200
Speaker 7: Spanish guy. Brother, you don't listen enough. You don't know

881
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:43,680
Speaker 7: our name.

882
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:47,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, the Spanish guy, you know, the.

883
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:52,920
Speaker 5: Fat one Spanish I don't know.

884
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:56,279
Speaker 4: And I'm like, so you've you've seen us on TV? No,

885
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:58,440
Speaker 4: I could just hear his voice in the breathing.

886
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:01,720
Speaker 5: I know he's fat. He told the story about burning

887
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Speaker 5: himself at the midnight tork belly.

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Speaker 1: I know he's Where the hell will we One day

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Speaker 1: and they asked, were we brothers?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? I remember that. You're like, you got brothers?

891
00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:14,880
Speaker 3: And I was like, no, let's go with that.

892
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:20,160
Speaker 1: Not in a biblical sense, but yeah.

893
00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:19,680
Speaker 3: He did the forest Gump.

894
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Speaker 1: We have no relation, Yeah, no relations, Yeah, the kid.

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Speaker 4: They asked us if we were brothers, and I was like,

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Speaker 4: he look, we kind of like tilted her our head,

897
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Speaker 4: like you know when dogs are kin like this, Like, bro, really.

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Speaker 3: No, it's not us.

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Speaker 5: That's on the pole.

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Speaker 4: Girl.

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00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:36,799
Speaker 5: Ain't paying you to talk. I'm paying the runaway one

902
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Speaker 5: to talk. Tell me your story.

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Speaker 3: Again, pretty muche get me a Jordanian hot dog.

904
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Speaker 7: I'll be right, come right back, Janey, Hold on, Jef,

905
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Speaker 7: Are you sure he didn't just move to none of

906
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Speaker 7: because sometime he'll move around.

907
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Speaker 3: I'll tell you what I went down there. I was depressed, man,

908
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:54,440
Speaker 3: it was I just walked out of the Magic Game

909
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:56,759
Speaker 3: and I was like, I gotta stop, man, And it

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00:41:56,880 --> 00:42:00,600
Speaker 3: was like eleven o'clock. No Jordanian Man, what night?

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00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:01,120
Speaker 5: What night?

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Speaker 3: Was this Thursday?

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Speaker 5: Damn?

914
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Speaker 7: Because he do be there Thursday, Friday and Saturday Thursday.

915
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Speaker 3: I went to the game last week. He wasn't there.

916
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Speaker 3: As a heartbreaker, man.

917
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:13,920
Speaker 4: Because because because ice man, I just got all my

918
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Speaker 4: favorite food trucks and stuff terrified.

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Speaker 3: Oh facts, I didn't even think about that.

920
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:20,600
Speaker 4: I'm like, you're trying to get rid of big booty

921
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Speaker 4: latinas in flavored.

922
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Speaker 5: That's the America you want, hunh Whites, that's the America

923
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Speaker 5: you want waiting.

924
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:36,799
Speaker 4: That video again, just say my asses and no spices.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's funny.

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Speaker 1: Hey, we got a road for unseasoned chicken for you.

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Speaker 4: Amy Licour, tell us your chicken recipe again, He's like,

928
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:51,040
Speaker 4: I don't see it, but my child assaulted by crying.

929
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Speaker 5: Bro.

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Speaker 7: Amy told us she don't seeson her food.

931
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Speaker 3: We was on here, like what and then.

932
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Speaker 4: She told me she has high cholesterol and wow, she said,

933
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Speaker 4: told us yeah. Amy Lcour from the Pillowport podcast, who

934
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Speaker 4: was a friend of the show Comes On, told us

935
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Speaker 4: that she literally just throws unseasoned chicken breasts on a

936
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Speaker 4: George Foreman so dries it out even more with no flavor.

937
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Speaker 4: And that's what her and her kids eat. That's what

938
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Speaker 4: dogs eat, Like, that's what you know. That's what we

939
00:43:28,239 --> 00:43:32,160
Speaker 4: make all dogs here. We grill up chicken with nothing

940
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:34,719
Speaker 4: on it, and they know it sucks. They look at

941
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:36,800
Speaker 4: me and they're like, I get it. This is better

942
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:40,200
Speaker 4: than the other stuff. But I've not much your food.

943
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:42,360
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, my own.

944
00:43:42,239 --> 00:43:44,200
Speaker 4: Boys dog drink mountain dew that spilled on the floor

945
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:46,960
Speaker 4: one time, and she stared at us like, you mickey fickies,

946
00:43:47,239 --> 00:43:49,000
Speaker 4: this is what you've been having The whole time.

947
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Speaker 7: You to the point where we were making videos and

948
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Speaker 7: sending Amy spice cabinet.

949
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Speaker 4: One of the spices in Amy's cabinet was Captain Crunch cinnamon. Yeah,

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00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:06,880
Speaker 4: so Will I was like, you know, just put that

951
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Speaker 4: on the chicken.

952
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Speaker 5: Then, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Is that sage of sadness? Yes? It is?

954
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:15,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, ridiculous. We got a few minutes left here

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00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:17,359
Speaker 1: before we go. I want to know where you good

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Speaker 1: gentlemen are going to be this weekend. Jeff Coffin, you

957
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:20,920
Speaker 1: tell us what you're gonna be doing this weekend, Sir.

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Speaker 3: I got the Under Oath podcast this weekend and the

959
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Speaker 3: show on one O four point one, the same channel.

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00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:30,280
Speaker 3: I believe we have Teddy Sears from Ice, from Flash,

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Speaker 3: and a couple other shows looking forward to it.

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Speaker 6: Very very nice, Miguel. Where you're gonna be this weekend, sir?

963
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:38,200
Speaker 4: This weekend, I'm running into the Sausage Castle's Halloween party.

964
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Speaker 5: It's our twenty six annual drunk people in Costume.

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Speaker 4: However, in October thirty first we got Laugh Weeen and

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Speaker 4: New Spurtle Beach with me, Jeff Coffin and Marcus Cresbo.

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Speaker 4: So come on out to that show. It's gonna be

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Speaker 4: a good time.

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Speaker 1: Gonna be a good one, people, that's gonna be good one. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what you doing this weekend, sir?

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Speaker 3: Man?

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Speaker 7: Another dry weekend for me, brother, I ain't had common

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Speaker 7: in three weekends.

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Speaker 3: Man, and I'm I'm feeding. I thought I wouldn't feed.

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Speaker 3: I'm feeling feeding out here.

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Speaker 5: Like this.

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Speaker 3: Man. I did it. Hey, I did? Will Smith?

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00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:17,839
Speaker 7: Why he don't want me? Want if you out there

979
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:20,919
Speaker 7: booked me? I needed some work, damn it. It's hard

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00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:22,000
Speaker 7: out here for a pimp.

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 5: Why he don't want me?

983
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Speaker 3: He don't want me? He did ten minutes in from

984
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Speaker 3: the Jordana and Hot Dogs stand. He went back to

985
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:33,520
Speaker 3: his country. Was like, look this had I've been waiting

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Speaker 3: to hear. Which is a food time. Oh you Mickey, Vicky.

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00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:42,799
Speaker 1: Uh this week people, Thursday, Man, I'm gonna be doing

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Speaker 1: a new spot Debonaires. Uh Supper Sessions dot Com. Y'all

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Speaker 1: go to that, you guysually get some tickets to go to.

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Speaker 1: My social media is going to be this Thursday, Jazz

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Speaker 1: and Jokes.

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00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:53,400
Speaker 3: People.

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00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:55,600
Speaker 1: Show's gonna be eight pm. Y'all come out there and

994
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:57,319
Speaker 1: let's have a good time together. Let's just do some

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00:45:57,400 --> 00:46:00,120
Speaker 1: grown nilians are here.

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00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:00,359
Speaker 3: Here yougo.

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Speaker 1: I also want to shout out Curtis Bateman Straight Foolishness.

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Speaker 1: They're putting on the Straight Fullishness for the classic weekend

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Speaker 1: clean comedy show. It is happening on November twenty first,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, twenty third on Sunday. People, y'all go check

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Speaker 1: it out. It's gonna be the Majestic Life, Youth and

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Speaker 1: Event center. He puts on the classic show every single year.

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Speaker 1: Y'all need to definitely go check him out. Go to

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Speaker 1: Straightfoolishness dot com.

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Speaker 3: That is st.

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Speaker 1: Number eight Foolishness dot Com.

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Speaker 3: Go check them out.

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Speaker 1: Great show today with you guys were running out of town.

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Speaker 1: We got to go on behalf of myself. James, John

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Speaker 1: Ken Miller, Jeff the Batman Coffin, and Miguel Cologne Junior.

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00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:39,080
Speaker 1: Thank y'all for listening, Thank you'll for tune, and then

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Speaker 1: we'll see you tomorrow. We out, Oh Ken, tell him

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00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:42,960
Speaker 1: what to do?

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Speaker 3: Take your ass to Ben and Jeff? What the hell

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Speaker 3: is a Unitali you? How you to Tellien? We out