Speaker 1: The next topic on Mojo in the Morning is snow shaming.
Speaker 1: This is what I want you to do. I want
Speaker 1: you to call up with which one of these categories
Speaker 1: is your neighbor, and if you want to, you can
Speaker 1: shout them out on the air, or at least tell
Speaker 1: us why it drives you so crazy. And if it's
Speaker 1: not your neighbor, it could be you. All right, We're
Speaker 1: gonna judge your neighbors and call them out. A couple ideas.
Speaker 1: Which one is the neighbor who never shovels, the neighbor
Speaker 1: who never clears the snow. Who's the neighbor who, on
Speaker 1: the opposite end of that over shovels, is constantly out shoveling,
Speaker 1: snow blowing, plowing. They are constantly out there doing it.
Speaker 1: It's to a point where their driveway is cleaner than
Speaker 1: their butthole lot. The next one here, who is the
Speaker 1: neighbor who blows, plows or shovels all their snows onto
Speaker 1: your property. Who's the person that does that? I hate
Speaker 1: the neighbors that will snow blow theirs into the street
Speaker 1: after the street has been done by the city, Like
Speaker 1: the city comes and plows the street and then they
Speaker 1: snow blow it and put it right back into the street. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And air's the thing when you have it and it's
Speaker 1: blocking your driveway, Like if they plow it and there's
Speaker 1: like a little bit of a drift that goes to
Speaker 1: your driveway, you have to do it into your yard.
Speaker 1: And then, last, but not least, who's the one that
Speaker 1: steals your parking spots? Who's the neighbor that steals Like
Speaker 1: if you live in an apartment complex or you have
Speaker 1: like your own parking spots, like or car port area.
Speaker 2: We have a parking pad or parking it's like next
Speaker 2: to our sidewalk, but it's ours, and there's always a
Speaker 2: random car there, is it?
Speaker 1: Is it part of your driveway too?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: I think I've parked there before when I've gone or No,
Speaker 1: it's isn't towards the street area.
Speaker 2: It's towards the street. However, I am told that before
Speaker 2: I moved in. It was the previous owners who actually
Speaker 2: put that there put it in, so I've always assumed
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's in front of my house.
Speaker 1: So it looks like it could be a street parking spot,
Speaker 1: but it's actually part of yours.
Speaker 4: Into my grass, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: And you have people that will randomly just park there
Speaker 1: all the time. We have neighbors that will just will
Speaker 1: have people over and they will park on our our
Speaker 1: grass like they will because they want to get so
Speaker 1: far over that they're not going to be in because
Speaker 1: we don't have sidewalks in our neighborhood and there's really
Speaker 1: no place to park other than the driveways. And so
Speaker 1: they'll actually pull both tires or sometimes all four tires
Speaker 1: on our.
Speaker 2: Grass and then last put out rocks.
Speaker 1: Like did they boulders?
Speaker 4: Shoulders?
Speaker 2: Sorry, and you know what, people don't flip and care
Speaker 2: those get the boulder. I don't care.
Speaker 1: So it's it's funny because of when it's snows like
Speaker 1: this there, you know, there's people that get pissed off,
Speaker 1: and one of them, namely is the male people. The
Speaker 1: male people hate it when you don't shovel in front
Speaker 1: of your understand because you can't you can't get up,
Speaker 1: you know, and get in front of the thing. The
Speaker 1: other people that hate it are the garbage guys because
Speaker 1: people will put their garbage cans on snow drifts and
Speaker 1: the your garbage cans will be teetering a little bit
Speaker 1: and they're trying or they have to walk into your
Speaker 1: driveway a few Chelsea yelled at me for this. She
Speaker 1: said to me, she goes, she goes, you need to
Speaker 1: move the garbage cans closer to the street. And I said, well,
Speaker 1: I don't want to because when the snowplow guy comes out,
Speaker 1: he's gonna like plow the garbage can is going to
Speaker 1: knock over. Yeah, but you're expecting the garbage man to
Speaker 1: like have to walk into the thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're always kind of rickety.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if guy's got to do it a little bit,
Speaker 1: you know, why not? What's going on? Don how you doing?
Speaker 1: What's up? Which? Which uh, which person are you going
Speaker 1: to call out for? Uh? This topic that we're talking
Speaker 1: about right now.
Speaker 5: So I'm calling myself. I just text and I'm the
Speaker 5: one that snow my neighbors. I have one neighbor who
Speaker 5: was on oxygen who had the cuss out the other
Speaker 5: day for going out there trying to shovel. I'm like, geek,
Speaker 5: what the heck are you doing?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 5: I can't have you out here having a heart attack.
Speaker 5: So I kicked him, have him go back here. And
Speaker 5: the other neighbor was getting the colin the next morning,
Speaker 5: so he was doing his print. So, wow, I'm that
Speaker 5: neighbor I look out for.
Speaker 3: I looked out for my elderly one.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's actually a nice one. I was looking
Speaker 1: for people to call out people for being, you know,
Speaker 1: pains in the asses. But I'm like, that's actually kind
Speaker 1: of a nice one. That's a tell me something.
Speaker 5: Good out there.
Speaker 1: You want to hear a crazy story? Don Can I
Speaker 1: tell this a crazy story to you and the rest
Speaker 1: of these guys. So I got a guy friend of mine, Okay,
Speaker 1: guy friend of mine. He's a single guy, lives in Birmingham,
Speaker 1: and uh, he was just mining his own business one
Speaker 1: day in his house, had a pair of shorts on
Speaker 1: and a T shirt. And his door starts knocking. That
Speaker 1: it's the woman who lives next door. And she goes
Speaker 1: and I won't say his name. I'll call him Don
Speaker 1: Don Don. My husband just fell in the driveway shoveling
Speaker 1: and he's on the ground, brother, and he's like, oh
Speaker 1: my god. So he runs outside, not realizing how cold
Speaker 1: it is, but also realizing his neighbor is five foot ten,
Speaker 1: three hundred pounds. He got to stay there. He has
Speaker 1: no idea what he's going to do because Don Alias
Speaker 1: Don is not a very big guy. Three hundred pounds
Speaker 1: is a lot. So he screams at he screams at
Speaker 1: his neighbor. He goes, go inside and get me a
Speaker 1: chair from your kitchen table. And he gets the chair
Speaker 1: from the kitchen table to try to pick him up,
Speaker 1: to put him on the chair, to get him at
Speaker 1: least up on the chair, and then finally gets him
Speaker 1: up to a point where he can kind of carry
Speaker 1: him and bring him into the house. And he gets
Speaker 1: done doing this thing, and he goes, can you believe that?
Speaker 1: He goes, you know, I kind of like save this
Speaker 1: guy's life. And I said, you know what, the amazing
Speaker 1: part of this whole thing is, she must love him,
Speaker 1: because most wives would have looked outside seeing their husband
Speaker 1: face first in the drive round and gone back to
Speaker 1: watching Kelly Clarkson. You know what I mean.
Speaker 5: I would have been my wife, yep.
Speaker 1: And then you'd be like, oh my god, my husband's
Speaker 1: been gone for so long, what's going on? Oh he's
Speaker 1: dead in the driveway, right Don?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, all right? Thanks Don, I appreciate it. Thanks
Speaker 1: for letting me uh, thanks for making me feeling a
Speaker 1: little to listen to my story. What's up, Carlos, How
Speaker 1: you doing? How you doing? I'm doing? Okay, we're snow
Speaker 1: shaming right now. Who would you like to shame? Residents?
Speaker 1: So I plot a city I'm a city worker. Okay.
Speaker 7: As we're plowing, cleaning up the streets, making it easy
Speaker 7: for emergency vehicles to get up and down, residents push
Speaker 7: their snow back in the middle of the streets and
Speaker 7: clunk it all up, Like we're trying to make it
Speaker 7: easier for everybody to get up and down, and they
Speaker 7: don't understand that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was talking about that. I bet you that
Speaker 1: has to drive you guys crazy.
Speaker 7: Oh, after we clean it, we look back and like, man,
Speaker 7: we did a good job.
Speaker 1: Then we come back, is all it looks horrible?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah. It kills us and it makes our job harder,
Speaker 7: and we're trying to make it easier for the residents.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, thank you, thank you for what you do too.
Speaker 1: What's up, Tony?
Speaker 3: How you doing him good?
Speaker 1: How are you guys good? Who would you like to
Speaker 1: snow shame?
Speaker 7: Wow?
Speaker 3: I'd like to snow shame my neighbor. He tries me insane.
Speaker 3: So I live on the corner my house is on
Speaker 3: the corner, so our driveway and garage is detached off
Speaker 3: on the side, so we normally park in the front.
Speaker 3: And there's only one side of parking for our streets,
Speaker 3: which is in front of our house or whatever. So
Speaker 3: the house is across the street. You have to park
Speaker 3: in front of our house too, so we'll park there.
Speaker 3: Our neighbors across to you to park there. But our
Speaker 3: neighbor next door there's no cars parked in front of
Speaker 3: his house his driveway, and he'll park in front of
Speaker 3: our house and it drives me insane. So sometimes we
Speaker 3: have to park in front of his house because he's
Speaker 3: in front of ours.
Speaker 4: He do that so the driveway is clear so he
Speaker 4: can shovel it or what.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no's he shovels his driveway the sidewalk, but for
Speaker 3: some reason he parks in front of our house instead
Speaker 3: in front of his.
Speaker 1: He wants to keep his house completely clean. He wants
Speaker 1: to make sure it's one hundred pcent.
Speaker 3: It drives me crazy. My husband gets so upset because
Speaker 3: I get so upset with him, like you need to
Speaker 3: go say something to him, you know all that, and
Speaker 3: I just want to go off, like makes no sense.
Speaker 3: Why are we parking in front of your house?
Speaker 1: And I do hate it when I have my car
Speaker 1: or like my son's car in the driveway, clean the
Speaker 1: driveway off and then I got that one spot that
Speaker 1: is you know, so I think maybe that's what he's
Speaker 1: trying to do.
Speaker 2: I learned this over the weekend because I helped my
Speaker 2: husband shovel. Guys, you have a very there is a
Speaker 2: method to the madness of shoveling a driveway. And I
Speaker 2: almost quit because Wes said I wasn't shoveling the way
Speaker 2: that he wanted it shoveled. And I'm like, guess what,
Speaker 2: then do it yourself.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to help you.
Speaker 1: Do it in a way that doesn't mean that you're
Speaker 1: re having the shovel, Like you.
Speaker 2: Split the driveway down the middle and then you shovel
Speaker 2: out to the size.
Speaker 4: I'm a guess one. If it's all gone, who cares
Speaker 4: where it goes.
Speaker 1: It's amazing that you women can do pretty much anything
Speaker 1: except for those type of things.
Speaker 4: Figuring that out.
Speaker 1: What's up, Kenny? How you doing? We're snow shaming right now?
Speaker 1: What's going on?
Speaker 3: I want to snow shame the drivers for falling our
Speaker 3: garbage carts over.
Speaker 1: Okay, we just had one on with us right now.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 1: So they they plow over your garbage cans.
Speaker 5: Huh, they don't just plow them over.
Speaker 3: They throw our trash all over the place and laugh
Speaker 3: about it.
Speaker 1: What town do we live in, Kenny? We're county man.
Speaker 1: Those bastards get pictures of them and put it out.
Speaker 1: I like it, but got to put those pictures on
Speaker 1: social media and show that off the township wouldn't like it. Uh,
Speaker 1: what's up, Holly? How you doing good? How are you
Speaker 1: guys good? Who do you like to snow? Shame?
Speaker 5: So it's kind of the opposite. My neighbor was always
Speaker 5: trying to be super helpful and my boyfriend at the
Speaker 5: time had just gotten a BMW that he'd been saving.
Speaker 3: Up for, and she had cleaned off.
Speaker 5: The snow using room that the brittels were super just
Speaker 5: sharper stiff, and it scratched his car completely.
Speaker 1: She was trying to be nice cleaning off his car,
Speaker 1: but did it with a a I've got a broom. Yes,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, So now he's got scratches all over
Speaker 1: the place. She freaked out.
Speaker 3: I didn't like the way he handled the situation and
Speaker 3: we broke up shortly after also, so it was how.
Speaker 1: Did you not like it? I'd be irate if that
Speaker 1: happened to me.
Speaker 3: I don't takes good care of my car like he does,
Speaker 3: so I guess we don't.
Speaker 1: Mann. Yeah, but do you know to do something nice?
Speaker 1: That's it? Mind your own business, lady. What's going on? D?
Speaker 1: How you doing good?
Speaker 6: How are you guys good?
Speaker 1: I'm boring Kevin with this topic. I can tell snow
Speaker 1: shaming Kevin, why do you want to what do you
Speaker 1: want to do? You want to have people like talk
Speaker 1: about their vaginas and that will make you happier. Let's
Speaker 1: let's see what he's got. What do you got? D?
Speaker 6: No, I live next to other people and he's always
Speaker 6: I'll here at like six or seven in the morning.
Speaker 6: We wake up to it because he's just snow plowing
Speaker 6: away and he has like the cleanest driveway because he
Speaker 6: does it every morning, clockwork.
Speaker 1: Yeah, see that? D Do you ever just flash in
Speaker 1: your breast? Because Kevin wants to make this more interesting
Speaker 1: of a phone call? This is great lydia, Lydia, what
Speaker 1: happened to the swingers call that I saw up there?
Speaker 1: Just a second ago.
Speaker 4: I don't know I put her through.
Speaker 1: Okay, what was What were they calling about? Because Kevin
Speaker 1: will be more riveted, he's bored by this topic.
Speaker 4: She was saying that her neighbors who were seniors were swingers.
Speaker 4: That's all she was telling.
Speaker 1: And they were what they had to do with snow.
Speaker 4: Nothing to do with snow. About our senior swingers.
Speaker 1: Don't they call them snow angels when they go down
Speaker 1: to Florida? Is that it?
Speaker 4: That snow bird bird?
Speaker 1: Maybe that was the core Kevin. Kevin, by the way,
Speaker 1: only likes topics where he can come up with stupid
Speaker 1: sexual lines. Yeah.
Speaker 2: By the way, I washed him between my toes yesterday,
Speaker 2: and I thought of you when I did, I sort
Speaker 2: of got I did boom.
Speaker 1: That makes two clean people in this show. Yeah,