Speaker 1: All right, Mojo on the morning show cav Josiah's in
Speaker 1: a new school, and I think I feel like you're
Speaker 1: in school too.
Speaker 2: You're doing night classes.
Speaker 3: There's already been two meetings and there's a third one
Speaker 3: on the books. They do a lot. They do a lot,
Speaker 3: and they want you active with your kids education. Absolutely, and
Speaker 3: I'm not mad at it. I do wish these events
Speaker 3: were a little bit earlier. We'll just say that, but it.
Speaker 2: Is what it is. It's been a tremendous experience.
Speaker 3: But this next event that's coming up, I want to
Speaker 3: use the term event because when I read the invitation,
Speaker 3: that's what I feel like it is. Everything else has
Speaker 3: kind of been a meeting, maybe a gathering. This new
Speaker 3: thing is highlighted as parent mixer.
Speaker 4: No kids.
Speaker 3: It specifically says that every other event has been like
Speaker 3: you can't bring your kids. It's been family friendly and
Speaker 3: for the whole family. This one parents only, and it
Speaker 3: has the term mixer in it. So immediately when I
Speaker 3: see that, I'm like, oh, it's gonna be drinks of all.
Speaker 3: This is an opportunity for the parents to get together
Speaker 3: in a different atmosphere through a little libation's back and
Speaker 3: get to.
Speaker 2: Know each other.
Speaker 5: I love the word libations. By the way, need to
Speaker 5: say that.
Speaker 1: Am I wrong in assuming that no mixers just mixing
Speaker 1: together and getting to know each other, isn't it?
Speaker 6: I know?
Speaker 4: But if I feel like, if there's no kids there,
Speaker 4: that has to be the presence of alcoholic beverages.
Speaker 2: You had me.
Speaker 3: A mixer, bro Are I agree with Shannon? No kids
Speaker 3: plus mixer. I'm thinking there better be some some bourbon
Speaker 3: or some tee dolls something in that room.
Speaker 2: There's no way.
Speaker 1: You know what first it was it a Catholic school.
Speaker 1: Because it's a Catholic school, there's probably they always have.
Speaker 1: I remember october Fest was always our big thing and
Speaker 1: it was a drunk fest. But I don't it's not
Speaker 1: a Catholic school. So here's the thing. I think mixture.
Speaker 1: Tell me if I'm wrong on this one. I always
Speaker 1: felt like mixture was it's us getting together, like I've
Speaker 1: heard of. We met at a mixer. What's a mixer?
Speaker 1: And I was like a drinking thing. No, it was
Speaker 1: we get together and we mix with each other. We
Speaker 1: kind of like, listen, I am going to be thoroughly disappointed.
Speaker 2: Let's google that.
Speaker 1: Let's google because because maybe at this mixer they have alcohol,
Speaker 1: But what does it mean?
Speaker 2: What's what's a mixer?
Speaker 6: Mixer?
Speaker 4: To me feels like summer camp, Like the end of
Speaker 4: summer Camp when the boys cabins get together with the girls.
Speaker 1: Cabin chapt chat EPT says a mixer event is a
Speaker 1: social gathering, often informal, designed for people to meet, socialized
Speaker 1: and build connections. While the term is commonly associated with
Speaker 1: professional networking, where pairs or business contacts get together to mix.
Speaker 1: Some mixers are office mixers, single mixers, university mixers.
Speaker 3: But it doesn't help. It's about see I'm not googling
Speaker 3: no more excess chat GPT did. Yeah, that was chatchy.
Speaker 3: I did the same thing. What is a mixer? It
Speaker 3: gave us like like you said, like four different things.
Speaker 3: And then my follow up question was is their alcohol
Speaker 3: at a social mixer?
Speaker 2: Yes? Okay, I'm going to do is their alcohol?
Speaker 5: And whatne are you going to do? If you go
Speaker 5: and it's water?
Speaker 2: I'm bringing a.
Speaker 3: Flask just in case, so when you see everybody around me,
Speaker 3: guys okay, it says, it says, but only if it's identified.
Speaker 3: Did they identify it? It didn't stand out because it says.
Speaker 1: It says only if it's identified as a twenty one
Speaker 1: and up occasion.
Speaker 3: Okay, so no kids, that means it's going to be
Speaker 3: twenty one and up.
Speaker 2: Okay. I don't know.
Speaker 5: You're just really hopeful and I appreciate.
Speaker 2: I am what do you say?
Speaker 6: Do you?
Speaker 1: But you've got to be careful because maybe let's ask
Speaker 1: the listeners this, how many listeners have gotten drunk in
Speaker 1: front of their principles and has they may have gotten
Speaker 1: drunk in front of the teachers, their principles or any
Speaker 1: of those people, like on the first week of your
Speaker 1: kid going to school.
Speaker 2: That's not a good idea. We're not going that hard.
Speaker 2: I want to see Kevin.
Speaker 1: When Kevin drinks, his finger goes out like his his
Speaker 1: like pinky.
Speaker 2: He's got the he's got his drink on. He's like rich.
Speaker 2: I want to see my rich.
Speaker 1: Are there any parents that you've kind of socialized with
Speaker 1: and gotten to be like I always whenever I go
Speaker 1: to an event or go to like a game, I
Speaker 1: always end up sitting around people, like, especially when my
Speaker 1: kids were new to the school, sit around people that
Speaker 1: are people I kind of recognize.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I prob I mean, there are a few faces
Speaker 3: that I think I would recognize. It's been two events
Speaker 3: that I've met a ton of new faces and new people.
Speaker 3: I really like his math teacher, though that's probably gonna
Speaker 3: be the lady that I banged with a lot.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sorry I met. How do I say that?
Speaker 6: Communicate?
Speaker 3: I communicate with the most.
Speaker 5: She's in the car.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'll communicate with her the most.
Speaker 1: And that's probably but I'm talking about parents that the
Speaker 1: parents are the ones I mean right.
Speaker 3: Now, it hasn't nobody stuck. It's been a lot of
Speaker 3: high hellos. There was this one beautiful mom that I
Speaker 3: remember from the first meeting, and then we got a
Speaker 3: chance to talk again at the second meeting.
Speaker 2: And no, Dad, I don't bang with her. That's no bang.
Speaker 2: Do we know she's a single diversity?
Speaker 6: Was there?
Speaker 2: Okay? He went in the second time. What's up, Christina?
Speaker 2: How you doing?
Speaker 3: Hey?
Speaker 5: How's it going?
Speaker 1: It's going good. Cav wants to get drunk at his son's.
Speaker 1: He wants he wants to have fun at a mixer.
Speaker 2: What are your thoughts so at our school?
Speaker 6: Whenever we've had mixers, even when I was in school.
Speaker 6: You cannot bring alcohol onto school.
Speaker 2: Grounds the rules. Okay, moms and dads are sneaking. They
Speaker 2: have in.
Speaker 5: Every Yetti there is no coffee nor water.
Speaker 2: Do you yeah? But do you want to be? Do
Speaker 2: you want to be the first week? I don't know
Speaker 2: if Yettie person is the first week of.
Speaker 5: School for Kevin making me feel shamed.
Speaker 2: Don't get him in trouble. Don't get him in trouble.
Speaker 1: All right, Christina, I'm gonna make sure that Kevin stays
Speaker 1: clean here on this one.
Speaker 2: You gotta all right, good luck, Kevin? Do you free party?
Speaker 2: We used to go to right by school.
Speaker 1: We used to go to Jalapeno's, the Mexican restaurant, and
Speaker 1: we would eat and then we would drink there. And
Speaker 1: then you you could tell the parents that would either
Speaker 1: go before or after uh the events, because they were
Speaker 1: like either before already tipsy, go into the thing. And
Speaker 1: then if you're going after, you were getting the hell
Speaker 1: out of that school function as fast as possible.
Speaker 3: Do you feel like parents wouldn't want to drink in
Speaker 3: front of other parents?
Speaker 1: No, I think that parents who drink together stay together,
Speaker 1: you know. I think it's always it's always good. I
Speaker 1: know those are the kids who I want my kids
Speaker 1: hanging out with the parents that I can actually have
Speaker 1: fun with exactly.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I used to hate it when I liked the parents
Speaker 1: and my kid didn't like the kids, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like that would happen. I'd be like, oh crap,
Speaker 1: why can't you hang out with I don't like them?
Speaker 2: Oh? Man, Joe, what's up? Good morning? How you guys?
Speaker 2: We're doing good? What's going on?
Speaker 6: My first time caller a long.
Speaker 2: Time welcome back. You watched Hot g More too?
Speaker 3: You have.
Speaker 2: You think alcohol? You're right.
Speaker 3: I've heard the ladies say you can sneak them in tampons.
Speaker 3: We gotta we got our own things now. Huh yeah,
Speaker 3: he's gotta. You gotta bring bring.
Speaker 2: It in juice that you can put alcohol. And yeah,
Speaker 2: Happy Gilmore too.
Speaker 1: If you have not seen it, Happy had a drinking problem,
Speaker 1: he had anything.
Speaker 2: What's up? Michelle High?
Speaker 6: Hi, good morning guys. How are you cav good? I
Speaker 6: just want to say I think that you're right because
Speaker 6: we got invited to a parent social for my son's
Speaker 6: school this year. It was like a think of the MAO,
Speaker 6: So I just thought there was going to be tacos,
Speaker 6: but there was actually like, like you know, tequila drinks
Speaker 6: and wine and it was it was awesome. I thought
Speaker 6: it was really cool. And the father guys in the
Speaker 6: black and why he was like drinking wine.
Speaker 2: Father school.
Speaker 1: That's my kind of a school sign. Sign me up
Speaker 1: for that one. I don't even have kids anymore in
Speaker 1: school