Speaker 1: And now it is time for you to pitch your idea.
Speaker 2: On Dave Tank.
Speaker 1: You will enter the tank, you will greet the sharks me,
Speaker 1: I'm the shark, and then you will tell me your
Speaker 1: idea for.
Speaker 2: A fictional invention.
Speaker 1: If I like your fictional invention, I will invest twenty
Speaker 1: dollars of my own money in your invention. So I
Speaker 1: will start off with my own. Remember it's a fictional,
Speaker 1: far fetched invention. Mine is the Caso car cup. You
Speaker 1: ever driving through traffic and you're maybe on four ninety
Speaker 1: four down in Eden Prairie by coming up on one
Speaker 1: and it's just slow and you're hungry. Yeah, the Caso
Speaker 1: car cup heats up a pre measured amount of Caso
Speaker 1: delicious Caso in the car cup holder. You provide your
Speaker 1: own chips too, scoops for what I recommend to scoops, Okay.
Speaker 2: Toasted it taste, Thank you, you're right.
Speaker 1: And then and then when the caso car cup heats
Speaker 1: up your caso, it turns green. You pop it open
Speaker 1: and then you dip your tostito scoops into the Caso
Speaker 1: car cup while you slowly make your way down four
Speaker 1: ninety four to Highway seventy seven. Lovely Caso car cup.
Speaker 1: That is my invention. Can I go go ahead?
Speaker 2: Van?
Speaker 3: Yeah, So you remember those pens that they used to
Speaker 3: have where you'd push it down one of the ends
Speaker 3: it'd be multiple, multiple colors.
Speaker 2: Well, we have an upgrade now.
Speaker 3: Finally, however, many years in the future, it's that same thing,
Speaker 3: but with the sharpie. Because you need what you need
Speaker 3: your red sharpie, your green sharpie, blue sharpie. So we'll
Speaker 3: call it the multi colored sharpie, and it has like
Speaker 3: six different colors on it.
Speaker 2: Okay, I like that.
Speaker 1: Now you'll call in sixty five one nine eight nine kdo,
Speaker 1: but you'd be you'll tell us about your invention. I
Speaker 1: will choose the best fictional invention and give you twenty
Speaker 1: dollars to invest in.
Speaker 2: Wow, it's exciting. So you have one. Yeah.
Speaker 4: My invention is basically, it's going to copy exactly what
Speaker 4: those TSA machines are where you walk in and you
Speaker 4: put your arms over your body, like at the top
Speaker 4: of your head. Yeah. So it does like a full
Speaker 4: body scan real quick to see what pain you have.
Speaker 4: And as soon as it scans you, you put your
Speaker 4: arms down.
Speaker 2: It does a little fool and then it heals whatever pain.
Speaker 2: You have.
Speaker 4: Wow, this is the body Healer three thousands for everyone
Speaker 4: thirty years and older. Yes, there's an age requirement on it.
Speaker 4: You must be thirty plus or not. These are not
Speaker 4: for the young ones. Okay, these are for all of
Speaker 4: us old people.
Speaker 1: You can't wait a creak in our neck now, old people, Yes,
Speaker 1: that are thirty five. Okay, Bailey, you got a shark
Speaker 1: taking sure. Yeah, okay. This one is going to be
Speaker 1: called the wan wam Baby. So when you're a child
Speaker 1: and or pet starts to.
Speaker 5: Cry and need something, it's going to scan what it
Speaker 5: is that they need because they can't speak English yet,
Speaker 5: and it'll go wait, baby, I want to go outside. Wait,
Speaker 5: wait baby, I need to change my diaper. And so
Speaker 5: you don't have to suss out exactly what your child
Speaker 5: and or pet needs the way waite Baby tells you.
Speaker 5: It's a little like collar that they can wear like
Speaker 5: a little necklace.
Speaker 2: Some ice sounds like you stole your idea from Jenny.
Speaker 5: No, no, mine's the way baby, and hers is the
Speaker 5: body scans three thousand.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, gotcha? All right, welcome to the Tank Sharks.
Speaker 1: We got people on the phone here whoever ready to
Speaker 1: pitch their idea for shark for Dave Tank. First up
Speaker 1: in the tank is Nathan. Good morning, Nathan, good morning,
Speaker 1: what are you gonna pitch to us?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 6: Mine is called a DAR, a digital audio recording because
Speaker 6: half the time I'm listening to you guys on the radio,
Speaker 6: and it just automatically records the uh, the thing whatever's
Speaker 6: on the radio, and then you just hit the rewind
Speaker 6: button half the time because you miss what you're saying,
Speaker 6: so you can hear what you say again.
Speaker 2: Ooh.
Speaker 5: So it's essentially he's like listening to the podcast in
Speaker 5: real time.
Speaker 6: He's not having to wait for it exactly like it's
Speaker 6: in every car. You just hit the rewind button and
Speaker 6: it rewinds back, you know, twenty thirty seconds so you
Speaker 6: can hear that part in the song or your guys
Speaker 6: is like you know, you know, you're.
Speaker 1: If you miss what Bailey's date was all about? Your
Speaker 1: wind back a little bit. The d a R, the DAR.
Speaker 6: You can't rewind the dame thing.
Speaker 1: Digital audio rewinder for your radio. It is kind of
Speaker 1: like that, okay. Next up in the tank is Jessica. Jessica,
Speaker 1: welcome to Dave Tank. What are you going to pitch
Speaker 1: to us?
Speaker 2: Today.
Speaker 7: Okay, so this is imagine Nike pumps, the type of
Speaker 7: shoes you could pump up full air, but imagine it's
Speaker 7: a bra. So you're on a date. You're fully pumped up,
Speaker 7: and everything's going great. As the night kind of goes down,
Speaker 7: things are.
Speaker 3: Getting closer to you, and then you can slowly.
Speaker 7: Kind of let out the air so it's not super
Speaker 7: shocked by the end of day.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's brilliant. When you take off your
Speaker 2: bran nothing is there anymore.
Speaker 7: Well, you can start all great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then slowly let it out, so when you
Speaker 1: do take your bra off, then he's not so disappointed,
Speaker 1: right exactly.
Speaker 7: Or fully punktol Date number two, I don't.
Speaker 2: Know, not a bad idea. I don't like that one.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Jessica sumped up bra. Another entry into the
Speaker 1: Dave tank. Let's talk to Maddie. Hi, Maddie, we're gonna
Speaker 1: invest twenty dollars in the best invention idea.
Speaker 2: Maddie. Let's hear your pitch. Hi.
Speaker 8: Yeah, So my pitch is, if you are out in
Speaker 8: the rain and your glasses always get wet from the rain,
Speaker 8: super glasses.
Speaker 7: Were you have a little windshield wipers on your glasses,
Speaker 7: just like you for your windshield ups.
Speaker 2: In your car windshield glasses. I like that is your invention.
Speaker 5: Called oh the glasses wipers.
Speaker 2: No chattypt there.
Speaker 5: Maybe there's like a fog a fog application for those
Speaker 5: windshield wiper glasses as well.
Speaker 2: That would be really nice.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go to Amanda. Hello, Amanda, welcome to
Speaker 1: Dave Tank. What are you going to pitch to the
Speaker 1: sharks today?
Speaker 7: Hello? Yes, I actually have an invention that would go
Speaker 7: with your case.
Speaker 8: Cup for the car.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 8: So it would be a big ball.
Speaker 7: So it's like a bib and it's a ball and
Speaker 7: you can put your chips in it and then you're
Speaker 7: driving and your hands free, and then you.
Speaker 8: Get to just grab a chip right out of your
Speaker 8: bib ball and dip it right into your car.
Speaker 1: Case O cup is the Caso car cup. Okay, let's
Speaker 1: get it.
Speaker 3: Get the patent correct, come on them like it?
Speaker 2: Is it there something like that?
Speaker 1: Already? Is there a bid with a bowl on it
Speaker 1: for a little kids? Yeah, like baby stuff?
Speaker 8: Obviously this is adult sized.
Speaker 6: Bit like a full bag.
Speaker 2: Oh, because you gotta have a full bag.
Speaker 1: Okay, last entry into Dave Tank for a twenty dollars investment. Michelle,
Speaker 1: Good morning.
Speaker 2: Michelle, good morning, my friend. Welcome to the tank. What
Speaker 2: are you going to pitch to the sharks.
Speaker 8: They are called automatic fitting rubber gloves. I am made baker,
Speaker 8: and I have to wear rubber gloves, and I always
Speaker 8: at least put one on backwards. Oh, they're not gonna
Speaker 8: have any finger holes. And when you put it on
Speaker 8: your hand, it automatically wraps itself around each finger, so
Speaker 8: it doesn't matter how you put the glove on.
Speaker 5: It doesn't matter what size it is either, which is nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very hopeful.
Speaker 7: Wow.
Speaker 1: You know what I need to learn to do is
Speaker 1: you need to learn to rip into these inventions, kind
Speaker 1: of like the sharks do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm being way too nice. That's stupid. What's the good? Yeah?
Speaker 2: What's what? What's your what? Wh I don't even know
Speaker 2: what that is? What? What is your ROI? Michelle?
Speaker 8: Well, I'm a baker, so why wouldn't I I always
Speaker 8: put a glove on.
Speaker 2: I mean, she doesn't know what ROI.
Speaker 4: I think get rid of her, okay, or work with her,
Speaker 4: because then you can basically take hire company for like
Speaker 4: a big percentage.
Speaker 1: I already know who I'm choosing for the winner on
Speaker 1: Dave Tank, No Question Jessica and the Bra Pop, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna send you twenty dollars. You got venmo, Yes, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say IM gonna venmo you twenty dollars. So congratulations,
Speaker 1: you're the winner. On Day Tank Don't hang Up, Don't hang.
Speaker 2: Up Thriller Official.
Speaker 4: On this show with our Shark, We've got more You
Speaker 4: the money, Well
Speaker 1: The radio station didn't have any money, so I got
Speaker 1: to send it to you myself