WEBVTT - Dave Tank: Pumped Up Bra

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<v Speaker 1>And now it is time for you to pitch your idea.

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<v Speaker 2>On Dave Tank.

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<v Speaker 1>You will enter the tank, you will greet the sharks me,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm the shark, and then you will tell me your

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<v Speaker 1>idea for.

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<v Speaker 2>A fictional invention.

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<v Speaker 1>If I like your fictional invention, I will invest twenty

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<v Speaker 1>dollars of my own money in your invention. So I

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<v Speaker 1>will start off with my own. Remember it's a fictional,

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<v Speaker 1>far fetched invention. Mine is the Caso car cup. You

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<v Speaker 1>ever driving through traffic and you're maybe on four ninety

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<v Speaker 1>four down in Eden Prairie by coming up on one

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<v Speaker 1>and it's just slow and you're hungry. Yeah, the Caso

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<v Speaker 1>car cup heats up a pre measured amount of Caso

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<v Speaker 1>delicious Caso in the car cup holder. You provide your

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<v Speaker 1>own chips too, scoops for what I recommend to scoops, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Toasted it taste, Thank you, you're right.

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<v Speaker 1>And then and then when the caso car cup heats

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<v Speaker 1>up your caso, it turns green. You pop it open

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<v Speaker 1>and then you dip your tostito scoops into the Caso

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<v Speaker 1>car cup while you slowly make your way down four

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<v Speaker 1>ninety four to Highway seventy seven. Lovely Caso car cup.

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<v Speaker 1>That is my invention. Can I go go ahead?

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<v Speaker 2>Van?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, So you remember those pens that they used to

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<v Speaker 3>have where you'd push it down one of the ends

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<v Speaker 3>it'd be multiple, multiple colors.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we have an upgrade now.

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<v Speaker 3>Finally, however, many years in the future, it's that same thing,

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<v Speaker 3>but with the sharpie. Because you need what you need

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<v Speaker 3>your red sharpie, your green sharpie, blue sharpie. So we'll

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<v Speaker 3>call it the multi colored sharpie, and it has like

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<v Speaker 3>six different colors on it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you'll call in sixty five one nine eight nine kdo,

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<v Speaker 1>but you'd be you'll tell us about your invention. I

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<v Speaker 1>will choose the best fictional invention and give you twenty

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<v Speaker 1>dollars to invest in.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, it's exciting. So you have one. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>My invention is basically, it's going to copy exactly what

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<v Speaker 4>those TSA machines are where you walk in and you

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<v Speaker 4>put your arms over your body, like at the top

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<v Speaker 4>of your head. Yeah. So it does like a full

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<v Speaker 4>body scan real quick to see what pain you have.

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<v Speaker 4>And as soon as it scans you, you put your

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<v Speaker 4>arms down.

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<v Speaker 2>It does a little fool and then it heals whatever pain.

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<v Speaker 2>You have.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, this is the body Healer three thousands for everyone

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<v Speaker 4>thirty years and older. Yes, there's an age requirement on it.

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<v Speaker 4>You must be thirty plus or not. These are not

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<v Speaker 4>for the young ones. Okay, these are for all of

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<v Speaker 4>us old people.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't wait a creak in our neck now, old people, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>that are thirty five. Okay, Bailey, you got a shark

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<v Speaker 1>taking sure. Yeah, okay. This one is going to be

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<v Speaker 1>called the wan wam Baby. So when you're a child

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<v Speaker 1>and or pet starts to.

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<v Speaker 5>Cry and need something, it's going to scan what it

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<v Speaker 5>is that they need because they can't speak English yet,

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<v Speaker 5>and it'll go wait, baby, I want to go outside. Wait,

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<v Speaker 5>wait baby, I need to change my diaper. And so

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<v Speaker 5>you don't have to suss out exactly what your child

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<v Speaker 5>and or pet needs the way waite Baby tells you.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a little like collar that they can wear like

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<v Speaker 5>a little necklace.

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<v Speaker 2>Some ice sounds like you stole your idea from Jenny.

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, mine's the way baby, and hers is the

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<v Speaker 5>body scans three thousand.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, gotcha? All right, welcome to the Tank Sharks.

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<v Speaker 1>We got people on the phone here whoever ready to

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<v Speaker 1>pitch their idea for shark for Dave Tank. First up

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<v Speaker 1>in the tank is Nathan. Good morning, Nathan, good morning,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you gonna pitch to us?

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<v Speaker 2>Well?

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<v Speaker 6>Mine is called a DAR, a digital audio recording because

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<v Speaker 6>half the time I'm listening to you guys on the radio,

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<v Speaker 6>and it just automatically records the uh, the thing whatever's

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<v Speaker 6>on the radio, and then you just hit the rewind

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<v Speaker 6>button half the time because you miss what you're saying,

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<v Speaker 6>so you can hear what you say again.

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<v Speaker 2>Ooh.

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<v Speaker 5>So it's essentially he's like listening to the podcast in

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<v Speaker 5>real time.

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<v Speaker 6>He's not having to wait for it exactly like it's

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<v Speaker 6>in every car. You just hit the rewind button and

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<v Speaker 6>it rewinds back, you know, twenty thirty seconds so you

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<v Speaker 6>can hear that part in the song or your guys

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<v Speaker 6>is like you know, you know, you're.

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<v Speaker 1>If you miss what Bailey's date was all about? Your

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<v Speaker 1>wind back a little bit. The d a R, the DAR.

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<v Speaker 6>You can't rewind the dame thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Digital audio rewinder for your radio. It is kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like that, okay. Next up in the tank is Jessica. Jessica,

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<v Speaker 1>welcome to Dave Tank. What are you going to pitch

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<v Speaker 1>to us?

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<v Speaker 2>Today.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, so this is imagine Nike pumps, the type of

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<v Speaker 7>shoes you could pump up full air, but imagine it's

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<v Speaker 7>a bra. So you're on a date. You're fully pumped up,

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<v Speaker 7>and everything's going great. As the night kind of goes down,

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<v Speaker 7>things are.

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<v Speaker 3>Getting closer to you, and then you can slowly.

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<v Speaker 7>Kind of let out the air so it's not super

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<v Speaker 7>shocked by the end of day.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, it's brilliant. When you take off your

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<v Speaker 2>bran nothing is there anymore.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, you can start all great.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and then slowly let it out, so when you

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<v Speaker 1>do take your bra off, then he's not so disappointed,

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<v Speaker 1>right exactly.

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<v Speaker 7>Or fully punktol Date number two, I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, not a bad idea. I don't like that one.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Jessica sumped up bra. Another entry into the

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<v Speaker 1>Dave tank. Let's talk to Maddie. Hi, Maddie, we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>invest twenty dollars in the best invention idea.

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<v Speaker 2>Maddie. Let's hear your pitch. Hi.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, So my pitch is, if you are out in

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<v Speaker 8>the rain and your glasses always get wet from the rain,

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<v Speaker 8>super glasses.

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<v Speaker 7>Were you have a little windshield wipers on your glasses,

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<v Speaker 7>just like you for your windshield ups.

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<v Speaker 2>In your car windshield glasses. I like that is your invention.

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<v Speaker 5>Called oh the glasses wipers.

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<v Speaker 2>No chattypt there.

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe there's like a fog a fog application for those

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<v Speaker 5>windshield wiper glasses as well.

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<v Speaker 2>That would be really nice.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's go to Amanda. Hello, Amanda, welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>Dave Tank. What are you going to pitch to the

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<v Speaker 1>sharks today?

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<v Speaker 7>Hello? Yes, I actually have an invention that would go

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<v Speaker 7>with your case.

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<v Speaker 8>Cup for the car.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 8>So it would be a big ball.

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<v Speaker 7>So it's like a bib and it's a ball and

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<v Speaker 7>you can put your chips in it and then you're

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<v Speaker 7>driving and your hands free, and then you.

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<v Speaker 8>Get to just grab a chip right out of your

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<v Speaker 8>bib ball and dip it right into your car.

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<v Speaker 1>Case O cup is the Caso car cup. Okay, let's

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<v Speaker 1>get it.

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<v Speaker 3>Get the patent correct, come on them like it?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it there something like that?

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<v Speaker 1>Already? Is there a bid with a bowl on it

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<v Speaker 1>for a little kids? Yeah, like baby stuff?

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<v Speaker 8>Obviously this is adult sized.

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<v Speaker 6>Bit like a full bag.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, because you gotta have a full bag.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, last entry into Dave Tank for a twenty dollars investment. Michelle,

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Michelle, good morning, my friend. Welcome to the tank. What

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<v Speaker 2>are you going to pitch to the sharks.

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<v Speaker 8>They are called automatic fitting rubber gloves. I am made baker,

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<v Speaker 8>and I have to wear rubber gloves, and I always

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<v Speaker 8>at least put one on backwards. Oh, they're not gonna

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<v Speaker 8>have any finger holes. And when you put it on

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<v Speaker 8>your hand, it automatically wraps itself around each finger, so

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<v Speaker 8>it doesn't matter how you put the glove on.

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<v Speaker 5>It doesn't matter what size it is either, which is nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, very hopeful.

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<v Speaker 7>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I need to learn to do is

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<v Speaker 1>you need to learn to rip into these inventions, kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like the sharks do.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm being way too nice. That's stupid. What's the good? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>What's what? What's your what? Wh I don't even know

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<v Speaker 2>what that is? What? What is your ROI? Michelle?

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<v Speaker 8>Well, I'm a baker, so why wouldn't I I always

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<v Speaker 8>put a glove on.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, she doesn't know what ROI.

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<v Speaker 4>I think get rid of her, okay, or work with her,

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<v Speaker 4>because then you can basically take hire company for like

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<v Speaker 4>a big percentage.

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<v Speaker 1>I already know who I'm choosing for the winner on

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<v Speaker 1>Dave Tank, No Question Jessica and the Bra Pop, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna send you twenty dollars. You got venmo, Yes, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna say IM gonna venmo you twenty dollars. So congratulations,

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<v Speaker 1>you're the winner. On Day Tank Don't hang Up, Don't hang.

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<v Speaker 2>Up Thriller Official.

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<v Speaker 4>On this show with our Shark, We've got more You

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<v Speaker 4>the money, Well

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<v Speaker 1>The radio station didn't have any money, so I got

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<v Speaker 1>to send it to you myself