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Speaker 1: And now it is time for you to pitch your idea.

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Speaker 2: On Dave Tank.

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Speaker 1: You will enter the tank, you will greet the sharks me,

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Speaker 1: I'm the shark, and then you will tell me your

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Speaker 1: idea for.

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Speaker 2: A fictional invention.

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Speaker 1: If I like your fictional invention, I will invest twenty

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Speaker 1: dollars of my own money in your invention. So I

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Speaker 1: will start off with my own. Remember it's a fictional,

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Speaker 1: far fetched invention. Mine is the Caso car cup. You

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Speaker 1: ever driving through traffic and you're maybe on four ninety

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Speaker 1: four down in Eden Prairie by coming up on one

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Speaker 1: and it's just slow and you're hungry. Yeah, the Caso

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Speaker 1: car cup heats up a pre measured amount of Caso

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Speaker 1: delicious Caso in the car cup holder. You provide your

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Speaker 1: own chips too, scoops for what I recommend to scoops, Okay.

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Speaker 2: Toasted it taste, Thank you, you're right.

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Speaker 1: And then and then when the caso car cup heats

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Speaker 1: up your caso, it turns green. You pop it open

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Speaker 1: and then you dip your tostito scoops into the Caso

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Speaker 1: car cup while you slowly make your way down four

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Speaker 1: ninety four to Highway seventy seven. Lovely Caso car cup.

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Speaker 1: That is my invention. Can I go go ahead?

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Speaker 2: Van?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, So you remember those pens that they used to

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Speaker 3: have where you'd push it down one of the ends

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Speaker 3: it'd be multiple, multiple colors.

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Speaker 2: Well, we have an upgrade now.

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Speaker 3: Finally, however, many years in the future, it's that same thing,

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Speaker 3: but with the sharpie. Because you need what you need

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Speaker 3: your red sharpie, your green sharpie, blue sharpie. So we'll

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Speaker 3: call it the multi colored sharpie, and it has like

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Speaker 3: six different colors on it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I like that.

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Speaker 1: Now you'll call in sixty five one nine eight nine kdo,

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Speaker 1: but you'd be you'll tell us about your invention. I

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Speaker 1: will choose the best fictional invention and give you twenty

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Speaker 2: Wow, it's exciting. So you have one. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: My invention is basically, it's going to copy exactly what

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Speaker 4: those TSA machines are where you walk in and you

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Speaker 4: put your arms over your body, like at the top

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Speaker 4: of your head. Yeah. So it does like a full

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Speaker 4: body scan real quick to see what pain you have.

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Speaker 4: And as soon as it scans you, you put your

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Speaker 2: It does a little fool and then it heals whatever pain.

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Speaker 2: You have.

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Speaker 4: Wow, this is the body Healer three thousands for everyone

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Speaker 4: thirty years and older. Yes, there's an age requirement on it.

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Speaker 4: You must be thirty plus or not. These are not

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Speaker 4: for the young ones. Okay, these are for all of

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Speaker 4: us old people.

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Speaker 1: You can't wait a creak in our neck now, old people, Yes,

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Speaker 1: that are thirty five. Okay, Bailey, you got a shark

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Speaker 1: taking sure. Yeah, okay. This one is going to be

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Speaker 1: called the wan wam Baby. So when you're a child

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Speaker 5: Cry and need something, it's going to scan what it

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Speaker 5: is that they need because they can't speak English yet,

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Speaker 5: and it'll go wait, baby, I want to go outside. Wait,

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Speaker 5: wait baby, I need to change my diaper. And so

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Speaker 5: you don't have to suss out exactly what your child

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Speaker 5: and or pet needs the way waite Baby tells you.

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Speaker 5: It's a little like collar that they can wear like

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Speaker 5: a little necklace.

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Speaker 2: Some ice sounds like you stole your idea from Jenny.

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Speaker 5: No, no, mine's the way baby, and hers is the

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Speaker 5: body scans three thousand.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, gotcha? All right, welcome to the Tank Sharks.

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Speaker 1: We got people on the phone here whoever ready to

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Speaker 1: pitch their idea for shark for Dave Tank. First up

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Speaker 1: in the tank is Nathan. Good morning, Nathan, good morning,

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Speaker 1: what are you gonna pitch to us?

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Speaker 2: Well?

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Speaker 6: Mine is called a DAR, a digital audio recording because

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Speaker 6: half the time I'm listening to you guys on the radio,

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Speaker 6: and it just automatically records the uh, the thing whatever's

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Speaker 5: So it's essentially he's like listening to the podcast in

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Speaker 6: He's not having to wait for it exactly like it's

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Speaker 6: in every car. You just hit the rewind button and

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Speaker 6: it rewinds back, you know, twenty thirty seconds so you

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Speaker 6: is like you know, you know, you're.

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Speaker 1: If you miss what Bailey's date was all about? Your

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Speaker 1: wind back a little bit. The d a R, the DAR.

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Speaker 6: You can't rewind the dame thing.

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Speaker 1: Digital audio rewinder for your radio. It is kind of

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Speaker 1: like that, okay. Next up in the tank is Jessica. Jessica,

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Speaker 1: welcome to Dave Tank. What are you going to pitch

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Speaker 1: to us?

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Speaker 2: Today.

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Speaker 7: Okay, so this is imagine Nike pumps, the type of

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Speaker 7: shoes you could pump up full air, but imagine it's

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Speaker 7: and everything's going great. As the night kind of goes down,

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Speaker 3: Getting closer to you, and then you can slowly.

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Speaker 7: Kind of let out the air so it's not super

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Speaker 7: shocked by the end of day.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's brilliant. When you take off your

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Speaker 2: bran nothing is there anymore.

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Speaker 7: Well, you can start all great.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then slowly let it out, so when you

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Speaker 7: Or fully punktol Date number two, I don't.

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Speaker 2: Know, not a bad idea. I don't like that one.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Jessica sumped up bra. Another entry into the

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Speaker 1: Dave tank. Let's talk to Maddie. Hi, Maddie, we're gonna

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Speaker 1: invest twenty dollars in the best invention idea.

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Speaker 2: Maddie. Let's hear your pitch. Hi.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, So my pitch is, if you are out in

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Speaker 8: the rain and your glasses always get wet from the rain,

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Speaker 7: Were you have a little windshield wipers on your glasses,

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Speaker 7: just like you for your windshield ups.

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Speaker 2: In your car windshield glasses. I like that is your invention.

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Speaker 5: Called oh the glasses wipers.

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Speaker 2: No chattypt there.

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Speaker 5: Maybe there's like a fog a fog application for those

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Speaker 1: All right, let's go to Amanda. Hello, Amanda, welcome to

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Speaker 1: Dave Tank. What are you going to pitch to the

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Speaker 7: Hello? Yes, I actually have an invention that would go

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Speaker 7: with your case.

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Speaker 8: Cup for the car.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: So it would be a big ball.

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Speaker 7: So it's like a bib and it's a ball and

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Speaker 7: you can put your chips in it and then you're

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Speaker 7: driving and your hands free, and then you.

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Speaker 8: Get to just grab a chip right out of your

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Speaker 1: Case O cup is the Caso car cup. Okay, let's

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Speaker 3: Get the patent correct, come on them like it?

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Speaker 2: Is it there something like that?

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Speaker 1: Already? Is there a bid with a bowl on it

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Speaker 1: for a little kids? Yeah, like baby stuff?

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Speaker 8: Obviously this is adult sized.

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Speaker 6: Bit like a full bag.

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Speaker 2: Oh, because you gotta have a full bag.

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Speaker 1: Okay, last entry into Dave Tank for a twenty dollars investment. Michelle,

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Speaker 1: Good morning.

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Speaker 2: Michelle, good morning, my friend. Welcome to the tank. What

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Speaker 2: are you going to pitch to the sharks.

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Speaker 8: They are called automatic fitting rubber gloves. I am made baker,

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Speaker 8: and I have to wear rubber gloves, and I always

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Speaker 8: at least put one on backwards. Oh, they're not gonna

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Speaker 8: have any finger holes. And when you put it on

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Speaker 8: your hand, it automatically wraps itself around each finger, so

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Speaker 8: it doesn't matter how you put the glove on.

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Speaker 5: It doesn't matter what size it is either, which is nice.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, very hopeful.

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Speaker 7: Wow.

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Speaker 1: You know what I need to learn to do is

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Speaker 1: you need to learn to rip into these inventions, kind

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Speaker 1: of like the sharks do.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm being way too nice. That's stupid. What's the good? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: What's what? What's your what? Wh I don't even know

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Speaker 2: what that is? What? What is your ROI? Michelle?

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Speaker 8: Well, I'm a baker, so why wouldn't I I always

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Speaker 8: put a glove on.

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Speaker 2: I mean, she doesn't know what ROI.

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Speaker 4: I think get rid of her, okay, or work with her,

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Speaker 4: because then you can basically take hire company for like

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Speaker 1: I already know who I'm choosing for the winner on

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Speaker 1: Dave Tank, No Question Jessica and the Bra Pop, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna send you twenty dollars. You got venmo, Yes, all right,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say IM gonna venmo you twenty dollars. So congratulations,

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Speaker 1: you're the winner. On Day Tank Don't hang Up, Don't hang.

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Speaker 2: Up Thriller Official.

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Speaker 4: On this show with our Shark, We've got more You

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Speaker 4: the money, Well

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Speaker 1: The radio station didn't have any money, so I got

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Speaker 1: to send it to you myself