Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I had a bad experience with my coffee, and I
Speaker 2: was just complaining Bailey about my coffee because I go
Speaker 2: to Caribouo every morning and they they're lovely. I have
Speaker 2: my barista and she's wonderful. I love her and she
Speaker 2: loves me and she knows my order and everything. And
Speaker 2: they forgot to put cream in it today, so or
Speaker 2: skim because I get skimm because I'm healthy.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 2: I think now I found out that oat milk is
Speaker 2: full of sugar. Full of sugar, yeah, because it has
Speaker 2: tastes so good. So yeah, you're having like a non dairy,
Speaker 2: but but you know it's full, it's full of Well.
Speaker 3: Dave has this giant coffee in front of him and
Speaker 3: then just puts in one tiny little mini MoU of creamer,
Speaker 3: mixes it with a fork, and then wipes the fork
Speaker 3: on his pants.
Speaker 2: I will it happen, Yeah, because I don't want to
Speaker 2: use a napkin to wipe the fork coffee, because I'd
Speaker 2: waste one napkin you.
Speaker 1: Put in your mouth instead of having dirty pants all day, yeah,
Speaker 1: I have dirty pants most days. Anyway.
Speaker 2: I want to be called Davy from now on. I
Speaker 2: was thinking about this in the drive in just to
Speaker 2: change things up. It's like Dave Ryan in the morning,
Speaker 2: Davy Ryan in the morning, Davy Ryan.
Speaker 4: And that's a teenage boy. When you say Davy.
Speaker 1: Somebody calls you Davy. You don't like it? Who is that? Oh?
Speaker 1: My sister, she calls you Davy boy, right.
Speaker 2: My sister forever, Donna, the one that I love her
Speaker 2: so much, but she drives me crazy. She has Davy
Speaker 2: baby boy, and I've hated that since I was a kid.
Speaker 2: I'm like, don't call me Davy baby boy. She forgets
Speaker 2: every god darned single time Davy baby boy. I hate it.
Speaker 2: But you guys can see I was thinking about this one.
Speaker 2: There's different varieties of your name. Yeah, Like Jenny has
Speaker 2: got Jennifer jen Jenny. Is there anything else that I'm missing?
Speaker 4: No, I mean those are different varieties of it.
Speaker 1: But I have a lot of nicknames. Yeah, do you
Speaker 1: have big booty, looty, big booty, louty just s right up?
Speaker 5: Booty, uh ja Booty was a while in high school.
Speaker 5: Looty because of my last name, and my last name
Speaker 5: really is Lutenberger. I know some people think that that's amazing.
Speaker 5: A lot of people think Dave made that one, but
Speaker 5: that is really my last name. You guys called me,
Speaker 5: Oh what did you call me for a while?
Speaker 1: Fart box? No, called master.
Speaker 4: Remember when you called me head master Jenny. You don't remember.
Speaker 5: It was a hot minute ago, probably like four years ago.
Speaker 5: You called me head master Jenny. Because I would always
Speaker 5: be so strict. Oh yeah, yes, yes, yes, but yeah,
Speaker 5: I feel like I've had a lot over the years.
Speaker 2: Well, then there's Bailey. So there's Bail, Bails, what other
Speaker 2: Bailey j.
Speaker 1: Bailey j Yeah.
Speaker 3: People called me Bails in high school and I always
Speaker 3: hated it, and now I'm to the point where I
Speaker 3: just got kind of gotten over it.
Speaker 1: At least they're calling me something.
Speaker 3: So because you'd be like, hey Bails, Hey Bails, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, hey Bails, I get it.
Speaker 2: What yeah, right? What Nick? What name has the most varieties?
Speaker 2: I mean, there's Elizabeth, then there's Liz, Beth, Betty, Betty, Lizzy, Betsy, Lizzy, Elizabeth,
Speaker 2: and I know Elizabeth and it's a great name.
Speaker 3: I always wanted to be Margaretta because that's the high
Speaker 3: school my mom went to. Because then you can be Margaret, Margie, Margaretta, Greta,
Speaker 3: Peggy Peg.
Speaker 1: Then there's vontr and that's not your real name. No,
Speaker 1: my actual name is Davante.
Speaker 6: I know we play and say Fontavius all the time,
Speaker 6: but a lot of people go to that sometimes, or
Speaker 6: Vante Jenny.
Speaker 1: What does your mom call you? She calls When I
Speaker 1: was super young, she called me Buddha because I was
Speaker 1: just such a chunky baby. What your grandma call you?
Speaker 1: I believe she called me boom? Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 1: I was like, why are you asking that?
Speaker 6: So vants Davante.
Speaker 2: There's names like Charles. My middle name is Charles, also
Speaker 2: a ka Chuck. And then there's John can also be Jack.
Speaker 2: So if your name is John, you can be called Jack.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I know some people that are also Charles that are Charlie.
Speaker 6: I know, I know what his actual name is, Charles,
Speaker 6: but I think he goes by Carlos, which is odd.
Speaker 1: I know what Charles who goes by Trip? Are you serious?
Speaker 3: Is that? It's a family. Yeah, so that's something that
Speaker 3: was actually fascinating. So you have like one, two, three
Speaker 3: for second third, and so his dad.
Speaker 1: Was, oh, gosh, this is your ex by the way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so Trip was three because he was the third
Speaker 3: in the line, and his dad was Chip because he
Speaker 3: was a chip off.
Speaker 1: The old block. The second one funny, you get what
Speaker 1: I mean, I kind of do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I me just thought about this on the
Speaker 2: way and so davey Ryan or David David Ryan in
Speaker 2: the morning, too much of a handful, Okay, well just
Speaker 2: stick stick with Dave. Then the Broncos won last night.
Speaker 2: That was good news for me. I watched part of
Speaker 2: the game. The Broncos sucked last night, but they did
Speaker 2: pull it out. They squeaked out a win ten to
Speaker 2: seven over the lowly freaking Las Vegas Raiders. So I
Speaker 2: thought it would throw that out there. And also Dayton's
Speaker 2: Holiday Market is going to return. W I guess that's
Speaker 2: a big deal. Also today National Cancer Awareness Day, going
Speaker 2: and get your screening, do your breast self exam if
Speaker 2: you are I don't know what age you need to
Speaker 2: start doing your breast self exam, but make sure you
Speaker 2: do it because I will give you this little bit
Speaker 2: of information. I've known probably half a dozen women or more,
Speaker 2: including Lee Wohlsvik, my daughter, and my wife have all
Speaker 2: had a breast cancer concern and they'll find a lump
Speaker 2: and they'll be like, oh my gosh, and it scares
Speaker 2: the blank out of you. And then you go in
Speaker 2: and you find out so much of the time, don't panic.
Speaker 2: It was assist every single time, like you're a fatty
Speaker 2: little deposit. Yeah, every single time. But do your screening anyway, Jenny?
Speaker 1: Do you need a screening?
Speaker 3: John?
Speaker 4: Oh, you know, I actually just had my physical that
Speaker 4: was like a week ago.
Speaker 1: Volunteer, Yet I warm up my hands.
Speaker 2: You're some helpless You're ridiculous maille. That War of the
Speaker 2: Roses begins in a second text. If anything's on your mind,
Speaker 2: you need to shout out or anything like that. Kdewb
Speaker 2: One would be back with War of the Roses on KD.
Speaker 2: Apparently something old is new aet. TIMEX watches are now trending.
Speaker 1: And here's why.
Speaker 2: They've been around for over one hundred and seventy years,
Speaker 2: and they just you know, they're reliable, they're inexpensive, and
Speaker 2: you know, they got like a Mickey Mouse.
Speaker 1: Watch or whatever.
Speaker 2: And these days the company is kind of pushing the
Speaker 2: luxury brand a little bit and they're making timex watches cool.
Speaker 2: The reason is rolexes are too expensive, they're too showy,
Speaker 2: they're too gaudy, and people are tired of so much
Speaker 2: tech on their arm with an Apple Watch or a
Speaker 2: fit Bit, so they want a Timex.
Speaker 1: Watch, but they want one that's a little spendy.
Speaker 2: I mean, you spend many an inexpensive bag or shoes,
Speaker 2: why not a Timex watch. So they're around one thousand
Speaker 2: to two thousand dollars and they seem to be in
Speaker 2: demand by watch enthusiasts who enjoy fancy styling but don't
Speaker 2: want to pay ten thousand dollars for a Rolex watch.
Speaker 2: I mean minimum ten thousand dollars for a Rolex watch.
Speaker 1: Dave, are you watch person?
Speaker 2: I used to be, but never expensive. I think I
Speaker 2: had a Nevada, which is like a seven hundred dollars watch.
Speaker 2: Then I've wore it for years and it's sitting in
Speaker 2: a drawer because I got my Apple Watch. And I
Speaker 2: never never feel the need to have another watch because
Speaker 2: I love having you know, the world on my wrist.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, I'm only twenty four, so maybe it's
Speaker 6: like when I get older, i'll appreciate it. I was
Speaker 6: never a big watch person. I have a watch that
Speaker 6: I wear at a fancy events and it doesn't even work.
Speaker 6: It's literally just a prop because I don't think you
Speaker 6: should wear an Apple watch with nice outfits.
Speaker 1: You look like you're in ben Ten, like you're a
Speaker 1: spy in ben Ten. Huh, like you're a spy kid
Speaker 1: or something. All right, one more on. You can't make
Speaker 1: this stuff up.
Speaker 2: Longest married couples in the longest married couple in the world,
Speaker 2: it is Eleanor and Lyle. They've been married for eighty
Speaker 2: three years.
Speaker 1: How old?
Speaker 2: So they're one hundred and seven and one hundred and eight.
Speaker 2: They're still lucid. They don't get around like they used to,
Speaker 2: but they're still lucid enough. When somebody said how do
Speaker 2: you make it last so long, she said, we just melded.
Speaker 2: We love each other, and Lyle said, I love my wife.
Speaker 2: It's that simple.
Speaker 1: They got married at twenty three and twenty four.
Speaker 2: How what year did they get married? Eighty three years ago,
Speaker 2: so let's just round it out to eighty years ago.
Speaker 2: Forty late forties. They got married in the late for
Speaker 2: fourteen forty two, nineteen forty two during they got married
Speaker 2: during World War Two.
Speaker 1: Wow, wowrazy, that is amazing.
Speaker 2: All right, need to sing a long song of the
Speaker 2: day they get to sing a long song of the
Speaker 2: day idea, then let us know what should we run
Speaker 2: a little bit late on Fridays because of War of
Speaker 2: the Roses, and we run a little bit late, but
Speaker 2: we'd still love to do a sing along song for you.
Speaker 2: So let's do Dave's Dirt, okay, and during the dirt
Speaker 2: you text in it Katie WB one five three nine
Speaker 2: two one and let us know what you would like
Speaker 2: to sing along with this morning, because it'll make it
Speaker 2: feel good.
Speaker 1: Who's making a comeback? Who's been canceled?
Speaker 4: And whatever happened to Ashley Parker Angel?
Speaker 1: It's Dave's Dirt on kat WB.
Speaker 2: This diva is getting some crap because of her demands.
Speaker 2: When she flies, they say that this person won't fly
Speaker 2: commercially unless six business class seats are available for her.
Speaker 2: The glam squad handlers and their personal assistant. If turbulence hits,
Speaker 2: assistant said, those are the faces she needs to see,
Speaker 2: she won't do the celebrity class divide. No assistants are
Speaker 2: going to be back in row thirty eight, and no
Speaker 2: stylists are wedged in next to the toilets.
Speaker 1: Who do you think it is? Jenny?
Speaker 5: Well, that's fine, yeah, I know who it is.
Speaker 1: You know who it is too.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say one of the Kardashians'm gonna say Choe.
Speaker 2: No, that would be a little I think they probably
Speaker 2: don't ever fly they fly private all the time. I
Speaker 2: guess I think they do. Yeah, this Ariana Grande, and
Speaker 2: I don't think she does it. I think that she
Speaker 2: does sometimes fly private when she flies commercials. She insists
Speaker 2: on those seats. I think that if you're arian A Grande.
Speaker 2: I'm not a huge fan of her, but it's like
Speaker 2: you've earned the and if you want to have your
Speaker 2: friends sit with you, then like.
Speaker 5: That, Like imagine Dave gets special treatment and the three
Speaker 5: of us are back in the very last row.
Speaker 1: That's exactly what happen. It's like, I actually.
Speaker 5: Applaud Ariana for demanding that for her team. I think
Speaker 5: that that's actually a nice thing about her.
Speaker 6: I wonder if that's because she didn't go to the
Speaker 6: Wicked premiere this week in Brazil.
Speaker 1: She said there were flight issues. I wonder if that's
Speaker 1: what it was, or like actual issues. She's the issue,
Speaker 1: but oh I can't come. There's issues.
Speaker 5: So I am very very excited as a millennial because
Speaker 5: I grew up Washington. Lizzie Maguire, I love Hillary Duff,
Speaker 5: and she has a new song that came out yesterday.
Speaker 5: It's called Mature.
Speaker 2: Here's a clip, very catchy, that is a catchy, catchy song.
Speaker 1: Will it become a hit? I don't know. I love
Speaker 1: her in general.
Speaker 3: David Harber is been invited to join the Stranger Things
Speaker 3: promotional to her after not being invited. There's been a
Speaker 3: lot of like heat going on with David Harbor right
Speaker 3: now because Lily Allen just dropped her album which is
Speaker 3: essentially like a giant roast of him and how awful
Speaker 3: he is. And then Millie Bobby Brown, who plays Eleven
Speaker 3: in Stranger Things, filed a harassment complaint against him with
Speaker 3: pages of accusations of bullying from him to her. But
Speaker 3: they were at the premiere last night and they were
Speaker 3: like arm in arm last thing. Yeah, Well, either that
Speaker 3: or it was just a bunch of bullhorn to get
Speaker 3: us to talk about them, which is also very possible.
Speaker 6: Everything's a rollout, I know exactly, everything speaking a rollout.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about this Ed sheeron doc.
Speaker 6: We've been talking about it and they officially released the
Speaker 6: trailer is called one Shot with Ed Sheeran.
Speaker 3: We're filming this one shot consich I think will be.
Speaker 1: It's a cool neighborhood. Oh it's Hell's Kitchen, right, that's boy.
Speaker 6: And the reason that's called one shot is because it
Speaker 6: is shot and literally the entire thing is him walking
Speaker 6: to New York City has done in one take from
Speaker 6: the same director of that show Dave, and I like.
Speaker 6: That's called Adolescents, same director, the same exact director. That's cool,
Speaker 6: and it comes out in November, I believe, twenty first,
Speaker 6: so not.
Speaker 1: Far at all, really really cool. Okay, we got to.
Speaker 5: Give a quick shout out because we've talked about this
Speaker 5: on the show before. It's a shout out to all
Speaker 5: the teachers that survived this crazy full moon week.
Speaker 1: It's been a crazy week.
Speaker 5: We have talked about that on the show, where teachers
Speaker 5: say that kids are just fairal when there's a full moon.
Speaker 5: So good job teachers for surviving this week.
Speaker 1: And the beaver moon at that.
Speaker 2: All right, that is the dirt brought to you by
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Speaker 2: now you know what the song is going to be
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Speaker 2: Lammer's Injury Law. A lot of great suggestions for the
Speaker 2: singalong song of the day, and we could have chosen
Speaker 2: any of them, but we had to pick one, so
Speaker 2: we went with this singalong song of the day.
Speaker 1: He won't told me.
Speaker 2: It's Katie WB on the Dave Ryan Show. That's your
Speaker 2: sing a long song of the day. Hope you enjoyed it.
Speaker 2: You are is the last day for the whole Sabrina
Speaker 2: Carpenter A keyword thing, So I just want to make
Speaker 2: sure you stay here for another ten minutes or so
Speaker 2: so you get that keyword and get a little more
Speaker 2: joy and connection. We're all so lonely. We are less.
Speaker 2: Everybody's so lonely. Sometimes even if you're surrounded by people,
Speaker 2: sometimes you're lonely. You're surrounded by a partner that you
Speaker 2: know whatever, Yeah, you got kids around you, you're not whatever.
Speaker 2: You feel lonely. Sometimes the radio is your perfect connection
Speaker 2: for that, because we can do things. Spotify does not
Speaker 2: make you feel connected. Spotify does not. A podcast might
Speaker 2: make you feel but they're not live. We're live right
Speaker 2: now on March fourth of twenty eighteen, and we're live.
Speaker 1: We love you. Yeah, it does. Spotify love you.
Speaker 4: No, No, David's not twenty eighteen.
Speaker 1: It's twenty seventeen.
Speaker 2: Twenty seventeen. Sorry about that, all right, we'll be back
Speaker 2: in a second. This is really interesting. There's a woman
Speaker 2: who is good. We're going to talk to her. She
Speaker 2: was going to get a divorced. She had it all,
Speaker 2: going through it in her and then something occurred to
Speaker 2: her that made her say, I don't think I want
Speaker 2: a divorce. What made her change her mind from I
Speaker 2: got one foot out the door to I think I'm
Speaker 2: in this for life And we'll talk about it next
Speaker 2: on KATWB along with your Sabrina Carpenter.
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