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Speaker 3: not only a story for you, but discussion dabby for
Speaker 3: you as well. Listen to this.
Speaker 2: Story right here now to the severe turbulence injuring at
Speaker 2: least ten people on a holiday flight. Our transportation correspondent,
Speaker 2: Geo Benitez has the new details and that midair video.
Speaker 5: Geo, good morning, Hey Mary, good morning. Yeah, we're getting
Speaker 5: confirmation now about this flight that reportedly injured ten people.
Speaker 5: And this was a flight that we're talking about here
Speaker 5: because of turbulence that we saw all of this.
Speaker 2: So we had that video you mentioned.
Speaker 5: Let's take a look right now because it was taken
Speaker 5: by a passenger on that flight. It was a Cathay
Speaker 5: Pacific flight. You can see food and drinks all over
Speaker 5: the floor, the passenger said some of it even ended
Speaker 5: up flying to the roof of that plane. Passengers on
Speaker 5: board told us that the flight was smooth up until
Speaker 5: breakfast was being served and that's when it happened. That's
Speaker 5: when the turbulence hit and the plane felt like it
Speaker 5: just dropped. Now, it all happened Friday on that Cathay
Speaker 5: Pacific flight.
Speaker 3: From Brisbane to Hong Kong.
Speaker 5: The airline telling ABC News overnight that medical personnel boarded
Speaker 5: that plane as soon as they landed. They provided them
Speaker 5: with care and assistance, but that they're.
Speaker 2: Still investigating this.
Speaker 5: But this really shows how important it is to keep
Speaker 5: that seat belt on even if things feel smooth, because
Speaker 5: obviously even the crew thought that it was safe to
Speaker 5: serve that breakfast and that's when it happened, and that's.
Speaker 2: When the turbulence hit.
Speaker 5: So keep that seat belt on even if it's all
Speaker 5: smooth sailing.
Speaker 6: I was distracted because he sounds like Steve Carrell. He
Speaker 6: did a little bit in a minute you started talking
Speaker 6: or was like, wait, that's.
Speaker 3: A great point. Here's my discussion topic for you guys.
Speaker 3: If by some weird thing you were told by the
Speaker 3: universe a representative of the Lord, Sir Corey and John
Speaker 3: and or Parker and or Zacho and or meet us
Speaker 3: Paul Lumbert. Here's the thing. At some point in the
Speaker 3: rest of your life, when you're on a plane, you're
Speaker 3: gonna hit severe turbulence to the point where it's gonna
Speaker 3: you're gonna think you're gonna die for about thirty five
Speaker 3: forty seconds, but you're gonna live. Would it keep you
Speaker 3: from flying again?
Speaker 2: No? No, no. If you just if you already just
Speaker 2: said the disclaimer is that you're going to live through it,
Speaker 2: it would just you know, I'd be sweating bullets.
Speaker 3: But every time you got on a plane, you'd be
Speaker 3: wondering if this is the day. Yes, every second of
Speaker 3: every flight, But if.
Speaker 2: You knew you were surviving, and it would just be like, well,
Speaker 2: this is just going to be a really scary roller
Speaker 2: coaster for forty seconds. Yeah. And I would be more
Speaker 2: because I'm a freak. I'd be more afraid that somebody's
Speaker 2: food was going to spill all over me and that
Speaker 2: I was going to be grossed out. Yeah, you don't
Speaker 2: want kish no in your lap.
Speaker 3: And by the way, I did say you were going
Speaker 3: to live. I didn't say you weren't going to be hurt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, then I'm for sure. I like a little turbulence.
Speaker 2: Are you not alive? Yeah? It makes you feel alive. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I agree a little bit.
Speaker 3: Are you talking about who?
Speaker 2: Turbulence is? Actually my kink? Yeah? And don't mind what is.
Speaker 3: Wrong with.
Speaker 2: That? Man?
Speaker 3: Hard?
Speaker 2: Do you guys ever not? Do you guys in the
Speaker 2: middle Sea? Let's go on here? Do you guys ever
Speaker 2: not have your seatbelt on? Mine's always always, I would
Speaker 2: not be.
Speaker 4: Always always unbuckle mine the moment, I kind of always unbuckle.
Speaker 4: I don't know why, because it's like not a big deal,
Speaker 4: but I always unbuckle.
Speaker 6: They're extremely tall, so you probably have to to sit
Speaker 6: a different way that you can think.
Speaker 2: So I think I've told you guys about this.
Speaker 4: When I fly, I always take an aisle seat, and
Speaker 4: then when I do is instead of sitting like forward,
Speaker 4: I just go this way, which you can't see on
Speaker 4: the radio, But I can kick my knees into the
Speaker 4: aisle and I sit like forward because then I can
Speaker 4: at least fit my knees into the seat.
Speaker 3: For people to know, Parker is what six yeah.
Speaker 2: Six eight six seven? Who knows?
Speaker 4: But I can't sit normal way because then my knees
Speaker 4: are pressed on the back of the seat, and after
Speaker 4: four knee surgeries, there's some some tenderness there.
Speaker 3: Uh, can you number two on a plane?
Speaker 4: I don't think I mean recent memory? In recent memory,
Speaker 4: I haven't. I'm sure I did when I was little,
Speaker 4: but yeah, I just I wouldn't do that remember the time.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 2: I'm obviously not hockey.
Speaker 6: This is your thing, stift in the air or do
Speaker 6: you know the story?
Speaker 2: I do not know. Okay, fantast this is what I'm
Speaker 2: glad you brought it up. John. Do you know who
Speaker 2: Cheryl Crow is? I mean, like I don't. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: know you named Cheryl Crow. Okay, you don't need to
Speaker 2: know her songs. But she was obviously a huge deal
Speaker 2: in the nineties. She's still, you know, like a big
Speaker 2: deal some songs. Yeah, but you know dated? Was she
Speaker 2: married to Lance Armstrong? You're dating with Lance Armstrong for
Speaker 2: a long long time, like Lance Armstrong too, you know,
Speaker 2: like Tour de France Land Lance Armstrong. We had one
Speaker 2: ball anyway, so long ago was this Chris? Was this
Speaker 2: like ten years ago?
Speaker 3: I was in rocket clubs, so it was maybe more
Speaker 3: than that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, tift years, let's say somewhere in that range.
Speaker 2: Park Yeah, Chris, the floor is yours.
Speaker 3: So we are leaving Nashville surgery and I to fly
Speaker 3: back to Minneapolis after doing some recording. And it's a
Speaker 3: small plane, even though you know you're you're coming from
Speaker 3: a big city to Minneapolis. And we get on the
Speaker 3: plane and as we're getting on, right there in first class,
Speaker 3: there's Cheryl Crow there. She is she is, that's her.
Speaker 2: That's pretty cool.
Speaker 3: It's pretty pretty neatrett neat. And I'm at the in
Speaker 3: the midst of trying to become a music star, country
Speaker 3: music star. So I'm like, well, that's really neat. Right,
Speaker 3: she's come back, I wonder. So we got back and
Speaker 3: we said, and uh, a small plane, right yeah. So
Speaker 3: I I go into the restroom right away, right mid flight,
Speaker 3: and h let's just say, when I'm exiting the bathroom.
Speaker 2: And this was not a regular you were stacking mud.
Speaker 3: My god, that's an eloquent.
Speaker 2: Way to say.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a disaster.
Speaker 2: That's the key, Parker. It's it wasn't you know it was.
Speaker 2: That's that's my best work, this is this is my
Speaker 2: worst one. Yeah, it was. They weren't sinkers.
Speaker 3: Yeah no, no, no, no, there was no I could yeah,
Speaker 3: solid actss screen door sire.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a story. He had the green Apple splatters.
Speaker 3: And it was It was one of those things where
Speaker 3: I ate something like and it didn't agree with me
Speaker 3: right away.
Speaker 2: Oh it's just bamah.
Speaker 3: I probably had yeagermeister the night before.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean, weird. It was all yeagg
Speaker 2: coming out.
Speaker 3: As I am exiting the door, thinking, man, I am sorry.
Speaker 3: Whoever has to enter this bathroom ever, and not just
Speaker 3: after on this flight, like forever, forever, I've destroyed this thing.
Speaker 3: Didn't have to put this thing out of business.
Speaker 2: Yeah, business retires that.
Speaker 3: I opened the door and standing there waiting on me
Speaker 3: to exit, Ryl Crow, did you stop her? I did
Speaker 3: not know what to say. Oh no, I did not
Speaker 3: know what to say.
Speaker 2: Oh it gets better. This story is not over.
Speaker 3: I did not know what to say, so I just
Speaker 3: calmly moved around her and kept walking. I'd been in
Speaker 3: there so long that there was no doubting that was me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, Yeah, you didn't
Speaker 2: go in there to pee? That was your chance.
Speaker 6: My old man's staying in that situation was always the
Speaker 6: he'ld say, I've been feeling kind of sick.
Speaker 3: I didn't have to tell her that. I had to
Speaker 3: tell anybody in the row A.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, all the first class knew. So Chryl Crow
Speaker 2: goes in Parker after Chris, she goes in. I couldn't
Speaker 2: do it. Yeah, well listen, not over yet.
Speaker 3: I go back to my seat and I'm just horrified.
Speaker 3: And uh, plane lands Minneapolis St. Paul. I get off
Speaker 3: the plane. You know where there's a the side of
Speaker 3: the airport where there's a tram you get on and
Speaker 3: you ride down to the to get your bags. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we got up the planet and uh, and she's in
Speaker 3: front of us, and I'm trying to be a country
Speaker 3: music star, so it would be cool if I got
Speaker 3: a picture of chow grow. I couldn't help myself, so
Speaker 3: I walked up to her and I go, hey, big fan,
Speaker 3: could I get a picture with you? And she says yes,
Speaker 3: and somebody out there will tweet the picture because.
Speaker 2: It's and then she said metal music.
Speaker 3: Look on her face is this man has a problem.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: It wasn't like I'm annoyed because I just want to
Speaker 2: be left alone. It's it's this is the guy that
Speaker 2: ruined the bathroom. His stink is all over the entire plane.
Speaker 2: I don't want to be anywhere near him for a picture.
Speaker 2: He'd be stacking mud.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm stacking.
Speaker 2: Mud this picture.
Speaker 3: Are you seeing the picture? Sarah Jane took the picture.
Speaker 3: Sara Jane took the picture of my manager.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna guess if you focus in, Cheryl's already got
Speaker 3: pink guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Parker. For those people that are listening and can't
Speaker 2: see the photo that you're currently looking at, give me
Speaker 2: the level of excitement on her face zero to ten,
Speaker 2: around a one point three. She does not look thrilled
Speaker 2: to be taking that picture. That's a good fake smile.
Speaker 2: She's doing the lean away too, like.
Speaker 4: It's very slight, but it's it's enough where like this guy,
Speaker 4: this guy smells I know what he did to that bathroom.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna there are a lot of things that I've
Speaker 3: done in my life that I am not proud of.
Speaker 3: The fact that I asked her for a picture is
Speaker 3: real high on the list of things. I'm not a
Speaker 3: proud proud.
Speaker 2: That is a good but my dad's proud of.
Speaker 3: You, you know. It's okay.
Speaker 2: Then think how often she tells that story in reverse. Right,
Speaker 2: this guy ruins the bathroom and then had the guts
Speaker 2: or the balls to ask me for a photo. Correct.
Speaker 2: I can't believe she went in there. I wouldn't it.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I mean, maybe she was throwing mud too.
Speaker 2: But here's the greatest story. Here's the greatest potential part
Speaker 2: of the story. So Chris ruins the bathroom, Cheryl Crow
Speaker 2: goes in. Let's say some dude is waiting for the
Speaker 2: bathroom and Cheryl Crow walks out there. That tells the
Speaker 2: story that like, and I was on a plane with
Speaker 2: Cheryl Crow and she destroyed the bathroom destroyed. That's his
Speaker 2: ads dream. So now every time he sees Cheryl Crow
Speaker 2: on TV, it's like, grossest ass I've ever smoked in
Speaker 2: my life. Yeah right, just a disaster.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why you gotta walk out of there and
Speaker 4: be like it was the guy before me.
Speaker 2: I promise it. It's not like this. When I got
Speaker 2: in there, starstruck, I.
Speaker 3: Was like, oh I got a sugar.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I gotta think that's what Cheryl Crow
Speaker 2: got off that flight. And she goes this is why
Speaker 2: we need separate bathrooms, but not that a woman can't
Speaker 2: destroy one. But she's like, why do I have to
Speaker 2: follow that pain?
Speaker 3: No, I know you're right.
Speaker 4: Or don't let the guys in economy come out to
Speaker 4: the first class bath.
Speaker 2: Stay back.
Speaker 6: The bravery of number two on a plane is you
Speaker 6: know there is going to be someone waiting outside of
Speaker 6: waiting and it's not I mean a lot of times
Speaker 6: it is in the lord's hands.
Speaker 2: You have no plans either your pants, The lord better.
Speaker 3: Wash his hands. Yeah, I'm taking them on a plane.
Speaker 6: But that's why today's show has been so fun. We've
Speaker 6: got to go over timpular and then the sheriff throwing
Speaker 6: favorite bits.
Speaker 2: Yeah bits. You kind of look like big Foot in
Speaker 2: this picture.
Speaker 3: Thank you, beautiful horror you do.
Speaker 2: You look very horny too, and you look like you are.
Speaker 3: Relieved and I don't feel sick anymore.
Speaker 2: And those headphones. Yeah. Our friend, our friend Sam just
Speaker 2: texted me and uh and pointed out something that we
Speaker 2: I don't think we've ever fully flushed out.
Speaker 3: How do we How do.
Speaker 2: We get her on the show and ask her if
Speaker 2: she remembers this.
Speaker 6: Start.
Speaker 2: We have to get Sheryl Crow at some point on
Speaker 2: the show and ask her about her career. She's got
Speaker 2: a million things we can ask her about. But then
Speaker 2: just go all right, this is awkward, but do you
Speaker 2: remember yeah this moment, all you have to do is
Speaker 2: just show shore Hawk's face might not be enough, right,
Speaker 2: because she's she's met a thousand people, she's been on
Speaker 2: a billion flights for Chris and Sanity. What if she's like,
Speaker 2: I have no memory of any of this.
Speaker 3: Well, she walks in and looks at me and then
Speaker 3: starts crying.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. If she says, turns her around and yeah,
Speaker 2: I remember that. This is the last time I've been
Speaker 2: on an airplane. That was her Vietnam. I only can't
Speaker 2: do it. I can't do it. Yeah, the only one
Speaker 2: that I.
Speaker 3: Controlled it from. That's when I realized my career was open. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Just think what in honor that would be? Though?
Speaker 6: All the interesting, crazy memories that she has and that
Speaker 6: sticks out to her. Yep, she's like, I still have
Speaker 6: the film on my teeth.
Speaker 1: They say, they say, like your nose and your memory
Speaker 1: are really connected.
Speaker 2: Yeah, good point. I mean, do you think every time
Speaker 2: she smells Look, we've we've done it multiple and it's
Speaker 2: gone nowhere. But let's try again. If anybody out there
Speaker 2: is listening has any connection to Cheryl Crow knows somebody
Speaker 2: who knows somebody who knows somebody who knows somebody that
Speaker 2: knows Cheryl Crow, just say that we would like her
Speaker 2: on the Power to a morning show to ask her
Speaker 2: about her career. That'd be fun and dot dot yeah,
Speaker 2: and Kevin ask her if she remembers this mister mud guts.
Speaker 3: I wonder if if Betts knows when this picture was posted.
Speaker 2: You'll figure it out. He's good with that, He's smart
Speaker 2: that poor lady. Yeah, that's all time man's.
Speaker 3: Dynamite. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And she and she wants nothing.
Speaker 2: To do with Parker. Her major first hit was a
Speaker 2: song called all I Want to Do. It's all I
Speaker 2: want to do is have some fun. She did not
Speaker 2: have any fun on that flight, and that's all she
Speaker 2: wants to do is have fun. She likes buzz early
Speaker 2: in the morning.
Speaker 3: I did, Yeah, Yeah, she had a buzz all right.
Speaker 7: Erster dumps the worst And first I'm crying because jigger
Speaker 7: mister makes me cry, and then I'm just tar just all.
Speaker 2: Over the dumps.
Speaker 1: Is it burns just as much going on as it
Speaker 1: does going and it burns people's eyes.
Speaker 2: What if that flight had inspired an entire album like
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift's Breakups, right, Like what if she wrote some beautiful,
Speaker 2: award winning album that was called like Nightmare Flight or
Speaker 2: something like that Stack and Mutt covers record.
Speaker 3: There was all like brown eyed girls, girls, Cheryl, I
Speaker 3: love you. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: That's such a great story.
Speaker 3: It's a true story.
Speaker 2: The chances what are their?
Speaker 3: You're right, though, I mean, that is the thing I
Speaker 3: also think about is I opened the door and she
Speaker 3: was standing there, Cheryl Crowl a huge star, huge right.
Speaker 2: What a nightmare for you?
Speaker 3: Girl?
Speaker 4: Was it ever in the back of your mind that
Speaker 4: like she could you knew she was on the flight
Speaker 4: she could go into the bathroom after me and after
Speaker 4: what I did.
Speaker 2: This could not be good.
Speaker 3: That was that had to come out. There was nothing
Speaker 3: I could do.
Speaker 2: That was inevitable.
Speaker 3: It was like, I don't know which hole is coming
Speaker 3: out of.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you are brave or a psychopath
Speaker 2: asking her for a photo. It was one of the two.
Speaker 3: Dude, I was. I was so fixed on making it
Speaker 3: in the country because it was really a chance. At
Speaker 3: that point, you guys, remember what it was like.
Speaker 2: To react them.
Speaker 3: We were real close, and I was like, man, I
Speaker 3: need a picture with her.
Speaker 2: What if that's what did it? Yeah, this is this
Speaker 2: kept us. It's a curby your enthusiasm or Seinfeld's moment
Speaker 2: right like she was. She was at the record label
Speaker 2: when they were like, I think Rocket Club should be signed,
Speaker 2: and they threw up a photo of the whole band,
Speaker 2: and she was not that guy. He's not working at
Speaker 2: this record label. My eyes ever stopped hit exactly. It
Speaker 2: was October eighth of twenty thirteen. It feels about right, wow,
Speaker 2: according to what part it sounds about thirteen.
Speaker 3: She'll never forget it.
Speaker 2: No, she quit the music business October eighth of thirteen. Yeah,
Speaker 2: she started therapy October ninth of thirteenth. So that does
Speaker 2: check out. All right, Chris, you gotta go, I gotta go.
Speaker 2: I love you guys.
Speaker 6: Go to my website, John Crease of dot com. But
Speaker 6: the first speech got plenty of dates open this year,
Speaker 6: but we're starting a book for next year. I will
Speaker 6: see you guys in probably a month though.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 6: I got a work trip and then a surgery, so
Speaker 6: we will get squared away.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's gonna be fine, okay, for sure, I
Speaker 2: love you.
Speaker 3: I'll see you tomorrow night.
Speaker 2: I'll keep you guys posted. No deal, all right, sauswiss
Speaker 2: Sports and a second more with Parker Fox and the
Speaker 2: rest of the Power JE Morning Show after it is
Speaker 2: on the.
Speaker 3: Fan Jefferson Lions is your number one bus experience. My
Speaker 3: name is Chris Hockey and I can vouch for that
Speaker 3: with daily skipping. Okay, here we go, ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 3: we're back. It's the Powers of Morning Show. I've never
Speaker 3: said these words ever. I would love to have been
Speaker 3: at this soccer game.
Speaker 2: Hang on, what now? What are you? What soccer? Are
Speaker 2: you alright? Are you under durest?
Speaker 3: Some people at a Is that the wrong I'm under durest?
Speaker 2: Is that the wrong word?
Speaker 3: Was hoping?
Speaker 2: I wish you were under durest of the dirt in
Speaker 2: the was the right term? Duress? T Are you under duress?
Speaker 3: Would you like to see?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Is that how you said? The absolutely?
Speaker 3: By the way, I love soccer.
Speaker 2: But listen, so car from the Jungle books, you are
Speaker 2: under dressed.
Speaker 3: The the fans at this English soccer game found some keys.
Speaker 3: So they did this, and then of course as I
Speaker 3: did that, they found.
Speaker 2: Him and.
Speaker 3: That, come on, it hasn't been a goal scorer yet,
Speaker 3: so they got to do something. Kidding everybody kidding that has.
Speaker 2: A board out of their mind, so they got a
Speaker 2: chant in the crowd.
Speaker 3: No, Andy's wasted and he's again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, bucket, that's pretty good, brilliant good.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I text with Andy and we have whole conversations
Speaker 3: in which I'm not sure he is sober, and he
Speaker 3: never never answers my question that I started asking.
Speaker 2: That checks out. I love him, I've got Swiss Bank
Speaker 2: money though, he's Are we going to see him again?
Speaker 3: Well, he's flying in for the World Cup, but that
Speaker 3: is in Boston and Boston and New York maybe, And
Speaker 3: then we agree that he's going to come stay with
Speaker 3: me in the fall for a Vikings game, so he'll
Speaker 3: be staying here with me.
Speaker 2: You got to bring him in. Excellent. He's a British.
Speaker 3: Guys, the English person of me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's great. I love Andy. Got stabbed got the
Speaker 2: hell Stone.
Speaker 3: It's weird too, because he did get stabbed. I almost
Speaker 3: got stabbed. I'm just faster than him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you got stabbed out of Perkins.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he stabbed Casino. Yeah, which Yeah, that's what I'm
Speaker 3: saying so much. Yeah, I remember the same height.
Speaker 2: I remember when you almost got stabbed at the Perkins
Speaker 2: and the police had to ask the witnesses for, you know,
Speaker 2: a description of the guy who was stabbing, and Rosie
Speaker 2: was there and he's like, I can I can identify. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Rosie was at Perkins. He was he was sitting there
Speaker 2: by himself, gets breakfast at Perkins by himself.
Speaker 3: He's supporting his city.
Speaker 2: Was he also under dressed brilliant? Sorry, I don't know words,
Speaker 2: you picked the right profession. Mine's ever my hemme work
Speaker 2: so well? Far, works so well? Far? My god? Words?
Speaker 3: Are you having a medical issue?
Speaker 2: Who will Rosen sit to next?
Speaker 7: So about a half hour ago, I was out getting
Speaker 7: another cup of coffee and there was no one around,
Speaker 7: so I just started saying sorry, daddy, sorry, daddy to yourself. Yeah,
Speaker 7: over and over and over again.
Speaker 2: Why.
Speaker 7: And Emily puts her head on goes, are you okay?
Speaker 7: And I'm like, oh my god, I don't know anyone
Speaker 7: was here. She's like, are you are you having a
Speaker 7: medical emergency?
Speaker 2: I go no.
Speaker 7: I just like saying sorry daddy to yourself, Yeah, to myself.
Speaker 7: Kelly is a saint.
Speaker 2: Yeah she is. I don't know how she does it.
Speaker 2: I really, I'm a pretty nice person. You are. I
Speaker 2: didn't say you weren't. I just don't know how she
Speaker 2: does it. I don't know how she does it. But
Speaker 2: dont two kids.
Speaker 3: Like she is?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, making sure the two of them don't fall
Speaker 2: down the stairs.
Speaker 7: Yeah well he slides down the stairs. He's got the
Speaker 7: stairs handled.
Speaker 2: Yeah man, Yeah, well you have sports handled.
Speaker 3: You sure knew already played the thing?
Speaker 2: Tod?
Speaker 3: Did I again?
Speaker 7: You know that?
Speaker 3: Let me get to the right page. Sorry, I thought
Speaker 3: I did that. It's time for a fan five on
Speaker 3: the Power Trip.
Speaker 7: The Oklahoma City thunder are one went away from the
Speaker 7: their second straight NBA Finals after they beat the Spurs
Speaker 7: one twenty seven one fourteen. Sga had thirty two points.
Speaker 7: He also shot sixteen to seventeen free throws. The winner
Speaker 7: of the series will battle the Knicks in the NBA
Speaker 7: Finals a week from today. Game six of the series, though,
Speaker 7: is tomorrow at seven thirty. The Spurs are three and
Speaker 7: a half point favorites. There is no basketball tonight.
Speaker 4: I thought it was always the Thunders game last night
Speaker 4: after getting blown out two nights ago. Yeah, it's going
Speaker 4: to be a good battle in San Antonio. I think
Speaker 4: San Antonio is gonna win Game six, and then it's
Speaker 4: gonna be the two best words in sports. Game seven
Speaker 4: back in Oklahoma City. So there's been some questions and
Speaker 4: it's actually up on ESPN right now, ironically enough, about
Speaker 4: the fatigue of Victor Rembgnama. He's playing more minutes than
Speaker 4: he usually does. It's something that the Timberwolves and some
Speaker 4: of their beat writers wrote about when they were playing
Speaker 4: the Spurs, and it's definitely a concern because he's a
Speaker 4: guy who plays all out. He's trying to block shots,
Speaker 4: he's trying to dunk on the other side of the ball.
Speaker 2: So I think Game.
Speaker 4: Six is going to tell you a lot about what
Speaker 4: this young San Antonio Spurs team is about.
Speaker 2: But I think they get it done.
Speaker 4: We see Game seven, and if you're New York, you're
Speaker 4: excited about that, right because that's more games for those guys.
Speaker 2: And you're more opportunities to get hurt.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're sitting there waiting, getting ready, And I know
Speaker 4: kar Anthony Towns is ready for that opportunity, and I
Speaker 4: hope he gets a championship.
Speaker 2: Do you believe Wemby is spending two much time on
Speaker 2: the perimeter offensively.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that's like one of the questions that's
Speaker 4: been asked of his game, right. But I also think
Speaker 4: that that's an advantage of his game because he can
Speaker 4: shoot the three and then you have to close out,
Speaker 4: and he's so long that that you can get right by,
Speaker 4: you know, defenders, and even if you can't get by defenders,
Speaker 4: you're putting it on.
Speaker 2: The rim and grabbing the offensive rebounds.
Speaker 4: So I think there's a level of hey, getting the
Speaker 4: post because you're so much taller than everybody. But then
Speaker 4: his game isn't post back to the basket, take a
Speaker 4: type of game. His game is faced and see the offense.
Speaker 4: Be a playmaker. So I agree with both, but maybe
Speaker 4: a little maybe a little bit more of a mixture
Speaker 4: of interior kind of presence on the offensive sid of
Speaker 4: the ball.
Speaker 2: Well said, Well said, thank you for your honesty.
Speaker 7: The Las Vegas Golden Knights swept the Avs to move
Speaker 7: on to the Stanley Cup Final.
Speaker 2: They beat them last night two to one.
Speaker 7: They await the winners of the Hurricanes and Canadians, who
Speaker 7: play a night at seven pm. You can hear that
Speaker 7: game right here on the fan. The Hurricanes lead that
Speaker 7: series two to one.
Speaker 1: Zachis, Yeah, despite the injury troubles that Colorado had, obviously
Speaker 1: was losing the car for the time they did was
Speaker 1: not ideal, McKinnon.
Speaker 2: Clearly not one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: That team was still deep enough that they should have
Speaker 1: at least won a game or two or more. They
Speaker 1: probably should have won the series, but to get swept
Speaker 1: like that is just unacceptable, and they are going to
Speaker 1: have to do some major, major soul searching over the
Speaker 1: summer to figure out how a team that won and
Speaker 1: just looked good like all season long for for what
Speaker 1: eight nine months, comes in to that conference final and
Speaker 1: just completely Chris Hockey airplanes to the bed. It was.
Speaker 1: It was not good. It was not good. And so
Speaker 1: credit to Vegas. They certainly, you know, they've got championship pedigree.
Speaker 1: Hard crazy to say that for a franchise that's what
Speaker 1: nine years old, but they are the more experienced playoff
Speaker 1: team now, I guess, and they looked very, very good.
Speaker 1: They will certainly be a tough test for whoever it
Speaker 1: is Montreal or Carolina.
Speaker 2: That's been one hell of a series.
Speaker 1: I think, Hockey away the Hurricanes look just as good
Speaker 1: as the Canadians. And I will say the Canadians, the
Speaker 1: way their season has been going feels like a team
Speaker 1: of destiny. But again, we'll see what happens. We'll see
Speaker 1: what happens. It's gonna be fun. Who knows. Who knows
Speaker 1: anything anymore? How did the Golden Knight just sweep the
Speaker 1: Colorado Avalanche? I will never know, But we'll have some
Speaker 1: fun watching hockey this weekend hockey and beyond for a
Speaker 1: few more weeks.
Speaker 2: And then go Mitch Minor.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll credit to him, and I think Ikeahl is
Speaker 1: earning here. They're paying his dues, and we'll see what happened, Rosie.
Speaker 7: The Twins won five to three to eleven Indians last
Speaker 7: night over the White Sox. The Twins are now twenty
Speaker 7: seven and twenty eight, same two teams. Today at six
Speaker 7: forty in Chicago, Connor pre Lip goes for your Minnesota Twins.
Speaker 2: Pre Lip wrong.
Speaker 7: A Charger safety Derwin James agreed to a three year,
Speaker 7: seventy five point six million dollar extension, making him the
Speaker 7: NFL's highest paid safety, I think for the second time
Speaker 7: in his career, like a.
Speaker 3: Dollar an hour.
Speaker 8: Yeah, does he deserved that. Yeah, think, Oh yeah, he's great,
Speaker 8: he's great. Better safeties, I mean.
Speaker 7: Kyle Hamilton, it's probably better. Yeah, Lewis Cne is probably better.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 7: Cory Packers running back Josh Jacobs was booked on five chargers,
Speaker 7: including strangulation and suffocation and battery and domestic abuse.
Speaker 2: Yes yesterday. Not good, No, not good at all.
Speaker 7: The Vikings started voluntary OTAs yesterday. They have one today
Speaker 7: and then they have one on Friday. Hawk was pumped.
Speaker 7: Did you go hogs three times?
Speaker 2: You did?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 2: Okay, good for you. I think you saw a sheer.
Speaker 2: I'll crow again.
Speaker 3: I did hot yep.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's about all I got.
Speaker 3: That's all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was it. That's a good amount of stuff.
Speaker 2: That's some good sports things. So much more like we'll
Speaker 2: do it for Vikings news next, a kind of stuff
Speaker 2: you missed. Yeah, you missed so many things I did.
Speaker 2: Nobody's caught up now.
Speaker 3: I can't believe it.
Speaker 2: Nobody in this town reports.
Speaker 3: It's about to do it for him when we get back.
Speaker 2: I just did like seven things. I feel like you
Speaker 2: weren't locked in though, I feel like you were under durest. Yeah, man,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: I wish today we weren't one hundred percent human?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like I wish we were having our first
Speaker 2: time to San Juan, the capital of Puerto Rico, the same. Sure.
Speaker 7: Yeah, God, that song bangs.
Speaker 2: I bet I listened to that song yesterday. I bought
Speaker 2: so time. It's so good on the hole and listen
Speaker 2: to it by yourself. Util Emily thinks you're insane, Yeah,
Speaker 2: showing you she definitely does. Yeah. Vikings News is next.
Speaker 2: Parker Fox is here. This is the Power Trip Morning
Speaker 2: show on the fan from the one eight hundred ask
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Speaker 2: Good morning, we have an accident.
Speaker 3: Time we one hundred northbound at Dulu. Here we are.
Speaker 3: Parker Fox is here. He looks like a spring chicken.
Speaker 2: Ninety degrees a day too hot, ready for winter? Way
Speaker 2: too hot? We need preseason football, right.
Speaker 3: Hogs do it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Haw's a dog handling the heat. Dog's been good. Yeah.
Speaker 4: He he likes to stay inside and they see but
Speaker 4: he always finds a shaded spot somewhere.
Speaker 2: He's a high maintenance dog. It's a good looking dog though. Man,
Speaker 2: it is a cute dog. It is a working dog.
Speaker 2: Has has your life been altered? In a positive or
Speaker 2: negative way since the dog.
Speaker 4: That's funny because I was like win anytime I was
Speaker 4: in a group setting and somebody's like, oh, look, they'll
Speaker 4: keep my dog. I don't care about your dog, and
Speaker 4: I don't share to look at a picture of your dog.
Speaker 2: And now I'm that person. So it's a little bit
Speaker 2: how like Sauce before he had Louis said he didn't
Speaker 2: care about other people's kids. Care about hawks. How great
Speaker 2: is your kid? He's the greatest. It's pretty sweet. I
Speaker 2: get a Christmas card from Hawk, but it's him and
Speaker 2: my dad. It's real awkward.
Speaker 3: I can't help. But we have so many great pictures
Speaker 3: of us it's blurred out. Sometimes I send out Christmas
Speaker 3: cards in the middle of June, yep, because we have
Speaker 3: so many great pictures of us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, dude, what's the July cards?
Speaker 3: We like to spoon and fork?
Speaker 2: What about Knife?
Speaker 3: I don't know his legs don't been.
Speaker 2: Like stab it and shove it seventy six.
Speaker 3: I know, I know. I'm trying to keep him young.
Speaker 2: It's a pretty limber. Yeah. Oh that's two Vikings news,
Speaker 2: shall we?
Speaker 3: I would love it if we did that, Corey, because
Speaker 3: I am a Viking fan and a bud Man cool.
Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't know that.
Speaker 3: Sure, we go my proms presented by this repress story.
Speaker 3: We know as well as I do.
Speaker 2: All Right. So the legal news yesterday is that Brian
Speaker 2: Flores his discrimination case against the NFL can proceed toward trial.
Speaker 2: This was a Supreme Court decision, so it can keep going.
Speaker 2: At some point. He's getting a giant check. I think
Speaker 2: it looks like it's trend in his way. I don't
Speaker 2: know how this stuff works. I'm not a lawyer. I'm
Speaker 2: just guessing. I'm just reading headlines. I have no idea
Speaker 2: what's happening, but it seems like it's going in his directions. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we'll see, we will see.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Like you wonder if, either way, if this will ultimately
Speaker 2: always impact his ability to get a head coaching job
Speaker 2: somewhere else, Right, if the NFL is just kind of
Speaker 2: kind of have it out for him moving forward. I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 4: Has he spoken on like the opportunity of getting ahead job,
Speaker 4: like out like point blank and saying I want to
Speaker 4: be a head coach or has he kind of been
Speaker 4: obviously he probably does, but has he ever like came
Speaker 4: out and said I want to be head coaching this league,
Speaker 4: because I haven't heard anything specifically like that, but I
Speaker 4: think at the end of the day, like he's interviewed, Yeah,
Speaker 4: if you want to get to the top, of course
Speaker 4: you want to be a head coach.
Speaker 3: You want to rock and roll.
Speaker 2: Great, great song.
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 2: And the Vikings defense likes to rock and roll.
Speaker 3: They do, and and he's he's a rock and roller.
Speaker 2: They're very good with him. Funny bands have gone all
Speaker 2: the way to the top while rocking and rolling, but
Speaker 2: it hasn't been a long way like overnight successes.
Speaker 7: Chili Peppers, Greta van Fleet, Oasis, that band's terrible.
Speaker 3: Joe van Fleet was named after a lady named Greta
Speaker 3: van Fleet.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, I think it was slightly different. I'm being serious.
Speaker 2: I think her name was just slightly different than Greta
Speaker 2: van Fleet.
Speaker 3: I saw something about it being her birthday or something
Speaker 3: a couple of.
Speaker 2: Weeks, like one or two letters off. Like, I think
Speaker 2: it's extremely close to that name, but not quite. And
Speaker 2: I'm being serious.
Speaker 4: Gretona Gretna They added a man like sauce added that tea.
Speaker 2: So what what was Gretna van Fleet? What did she do.
Speaker 3: Let's see, the band name was created by dude when
Speaker 3: a relative resident Gretna van Fleet, the resident of franken Muth, Michigan. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it doesn't say like why they liked her.
Speaker 1: The original drummer mentioned his grandfather told him he needed
Speaker 1: a cutwood for a woman named Greta Gretna van Fleet.
Speaker 1: The band liked the sound of it, dropping the end
Speaker 1: they got. The band met with Gretna, who passed away
Speaker 1: in twenty twenty six at age ninety five. She gave
Speaker 1: him her full blessing to use the monkier she was
Speaker 1: up apparently a local celebrity celebrity, the one the monkeyer.
Speaker 1: Oh brilliant.
Speaker 2: Boy, oh man campeon dot com slash watch. Just look
Speaker 2: at Chris's face. He's face palming. I don't know. How
Speaker 2: do we do it? Zacho? I don't know either, Chris,
Speaker 2: how do we do this?
Speaker 3: You realize that the word is honker.
Speaker 2: With monkeyer, so we've gone with distressed.
Speaker 3: That was an honest mistakes.
Speaker 2: That's brilliant a monkier.
Speaker 3: I thought you were joking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not brilliant. I know they are ironically test to
Speaker 2: get a job here. Gretna van Fleet just passed away
Speaker 2: nine days ago. Yeah, he said twenty six, but I
Speaker 2: did not know it was nine days ago, twenty twenty six.
Speaker 3: She was killed by a monkey.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yep, oh no, I like. I love when I'm
Speaker 2: listening to a common a lot now to three and
Speaker 2: he'll have people call up that don't have like their
Speaker 2: real names, so they'll like say what their monkeyer is
Speaker 2: and then they'll just like do their phone call. Yeah,
Speaker 2: don't they have like a collection of all the monkeyers.
Speaker 2: So don't they have like a book so they can
Speaker 2: keep track of which monkeys have been like given out
Speaker 2: in which one haven't, Like Brenda van Fleet here, what
Speaker 2: is the goal here? What are we doing here?
Speaker 3: We might have a lead to Cheryl Crow. Wait a minute,
Speaker 3: I just got an email from a guy who works
Speaker 3: on a magazine called Vintage Guitar Magazine, and he's interviewing
Speaker 3: somebody who has works with Cheryl, and he said, if
Speaker 3: we send him a copy of that segment, he'll send
Speaker 3: it to him.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I don't know if that's going to help.
Speaker 2: That'll work. I think she'll delete the iHeart Radio app.
Speaker 3: You know, she seems cool.
Speaker 2: That would be all time. That would be so good
Speaker 2: be the greatest. Yes, it would. So let's say we
Speaker 2: booked her for next week, right, Chris, Let's just say
Speaker 2: we have seven days to think about it, and you
Speaker 2: have seven days to plan that interview. If we left
Speaker 2: it completely up to you, would that question be the start, like,
Speaker 2: let's just rip the band aid off somewhere in the
Speaker 2: middle or somewhere near the end.
Speaker 3: If if she gets booked on the show, specifically because
Speaker 3: her manager never heard that segment, I think we could
Speaker 3: start the segment by asking her that question.
Speaker 7: You just get it out of the way. Would the
Speaker 7: second question be, is Sheryl Crow your real name? Or
Speaker 7: is that a monkeyer?
Speaker 2: This is what I see, isn't it? It's fun right
Speaker 2: to just go like to point at him and go,
Speaker 2: what what are you doing?
Speaker 3: What are we doing?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I just had monkey for a second.
Speaker 3: He was gonna laugh, But then I realized.
Speaker 1: Didn't yep, and I felt like again, I didn't even
Speaker 1: didn't realize it, didn't realize that.
Speaker 2: They adopted the monkey here.
Speaker 3: Shuck the monkey.
Speaker 2: Brilliant great Peter Gabriel sign I had never heard the
Speaker 2: word moniker until I started listening to common way back
Speaker 2: in the day. I didn't know what that was before
Speaker 2: the fan. That's not a word that gets used super
Speaker 2: often in every day used, especial when you're a teenager
Speaker 2: who uses the word moniker. No one, maybe moniker sellis
Speaker 2: she didn't. Yeah, then she got stabbed and she didn't. Yep,
Speaker 2: just like Andy and just like Chris almost at Perkins.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 4: I think if you were to ask me to spell
Speaker 4: moniker before we started talking about it, I don't think
Speaker 4: I could have done it.
Speaker 2: I think Zach's pronunciation helps. Yes, it does help because
Speaker 2: it definitely gives you the letters just in the wrong order. Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you don't have.
Speaker 3: What is it when you see the letters in the
Speaker 3: wrong order?
Speaker 2: Dyslexia?
Speaker 3: You don't have that, do that?
Speaker 2: I don't think so. Yeah, right, got diagnosed this morning.
Speaker 7: Yeah, by doctor Corey almost said monkey Well from Paris.
Speaker 2: Chiefs tight end Travis Kelcey is adding owner to his
Speaker 2: title because he is bought into a small piece of
Speaker 2: the Cleveland Guardians. He's a minority investor. He's a part
Speaker 2: owner now of the Guardians. Am doesn't my homes own
Speaker 2: a piece of the Royals? Yes, sir, small piece as well.
Speaker 2: And I think the women's and men's soccer team.
Speaker 3: No kidding, I own a part of a women's soccer team,
Speaker 3: but I'm not a professional football player.
Speaker 2: No, you're a professional, handsome person. Yeah, you're a pro.
Speaker 7: Hey Court, remember yesterday you were talking about people that
Speaker 7: children sit weird on a shopping cart.
Speaker 2: Yeah, where they sit on the back. I love that.
Speaker 7: Yesterday at Costco and Maple Grove, which is a completely
Speaker 7: different animal than any other Costco.
Speaker 2: That place is a zoop the right time we did yesterday.
Speaker 3: I told you that place, it's always the third layer
Speaker 3: of hell.
Speaker 2: Yes, the not even I go, I go. I go
Speaker 2: evenings middle of the week, like once a week, and
Speaker 2: it's a piece of cake. We went.
Speaker 7: When you went yesterday at eleven o'clock and it was
Speaker 7: like why who k was happening?
Speaker 2: The next day the line was so long.
Speaker 7: But when we walked in, kid probably similar to Louis
Speaker 7: age sitting up on the cart, like the where you
Speaker 7: put the kid where he's you know, when you set
Speaker 7: him down, he was up on the back of it,
Speaker 7: not strapped in, just sitting in the back of it.
Speaker 2: The mom's just pushing the cart along. I'm like, what
Speaker 2: are you doing? That's that, but at least you could
Speaker 2: fall into the cart itself though. But when they sit
Speaker 2: on the back end, that's there's nothing holding him back there,
Speaker 2: and they don't understand physics, and the person pushing him
Speaker 2: doesn't understand physics. That freaks me out. Man, I don't
Speaker 2: want to watch some kid crack his skull. That Pasco
Speaker 2: is hell on Earth. It's not even close to hell
Speaker 2: to heaven on earth.
Speaker 3: That parking there is a the the only entrance to
Speaker 3: that parking lot is as white as my butt crack.
Speaker 3: And every car has to get through there. And then
Speaker 3: it's a giant parking lot.
Speaker 2: Why not?
Speaker 3: What son of a bitch? So we can all get
Speaker 3: in and out?
Speaker 2: Is it pet Smart or whatever?
Speaker 3: Is it PetSmart depots right there? Yeah, he's not wrong, right,
Speaker 3: you can go in that way. Sure you're going to
Speaker 3: be fighting yea and yeah man, and guitar centers over there,
Speaker 3: so I have to deal with you people to get
Speaker 3: my guitars drinks.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's it was a disaster, disaster, and no one's
Speaker 7: paying attention.
Speaker 2: And choose sometimes choose. I've a clock on a Tuesday,
Speaker 2: would be fine.
Speaker 3: I chose my time never Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: No, that's my spot. Love it good? Yeah, you can
Speaker 2: buy me some.
Speaker 3: You can buy me a nine gallon bucket of mayonnaise.
Speaker 2: Ye your dream scenario. Why would that be his dream scenario?
Speaker 2: He likes mail. Never have to buy it again. Nine
Speaker 2: gallons is going to last in the rest of his life.
Speaker 2: You have to put them in the fridge.
Speaker 7: I mean, if you had nine gallons of let's say,
Speaker 7: peanut butter, something maybe you used every day and it
Speaker 7: didn't go bad, you'd probably have it for twenty years.
Speaker 2: That's so much peanut butter. You go through it. If
Speaker 2: you use it every day, you go through it way
Speaker 2: faster than that. Yeah, nine gallon, well like a jar
Speaker 2: of peanut eat every day? Yeah, peanut butter.
Speaker 3: I'm not asking Corey because obviously, well you maybe not
Speaker 3: even eat chicken every day every day mostly something I
Speaker 3: liked it every day. I don't get it.
Speaker 2: You have peanut butter every day? Yeah?
Speaker 3: He does not every day of the work week, and.
Speaker 2: Every day of the work week, Yeah I do, Yeah,
Speaker 2: every day. I have a Nah No, what else do
Speaker 2: you eat almost every day? Sauce?
Speaker 3: I drink five hour energies literally every day, and I
Speaker 3: can show you I do about five five.
Speaker 2: Yeah he was.
Speaker 7: He was once told it's giving you a stomach problem,
Speaker 7: and he quit for like two days.
Speaker 2: I did. But think about that. He has five five
Speaker 2: hour energy, So he's drinking energy. Hours of energy in
Speaker 2: the day that are in the day. Drink more of
Speaker 2: them if they weren't stolen from him all the time.
Speaker 2: We should just call him five hour energy guy. That
Speaker 2: should be his monkey or well play. You got too much.
Speaker 2: You got too much hours of energy?
Speaker 3: You think so, wouldn't you. Yeah, but I'm always sleepy,
Speaker 3: sleepy man.
Speaker 2: You guys are ripping my store. That's my spot. No,
Speaker 2: it's fine, but yesterday it was. Well, you added to
Speaker 2: the problem. You were part of the traffic. Pick a
Speaker 2: different time and then it won't be so busy. I
Speaker 2: kind of on your sidelock during the week.
Speaker 3: If I'm going to talk about that parking lot, I'm
Speaker 3: going to talk about parking lots in general. If your
Speaker 3: truck is so big you can't park it, get a
Speaker 3: different vehicle.
Speaker 2: Yes, correct, correct.
Speaker 3: You have two lines, stay between them a whole right.
Speaker 2: If you're vehicle is too big for you to drive,
Speaker 2: don't drive it. Can I tell you the other sneaky thing?
Speaker 2: About Costco parking lot specifically, Like, if you go to Target,
Speaker 2: the cart returns. If you're an actual civilized member of society,
Speaker 2: I return your car. If you don't return your cart,
Speaker 2: you're going to hell. But there are multiple cart little pods, right,
Speaker 2: they're like every ten stalls you can drop it off. Well,
Speaker 2: Costco just has basically one per role in the middle
Speaker 2: of the row. I've never understood why people will wait
Speaker 2: forever to get a parking spot in the first two
Speaker 2: or three spots, right, They're like they want to park close. Well,
Speaker 2: guess what that then your walk to the car return
Speaker 2: is eight miles. How about just parking the back for
Speaker 2: eminem and then sure you're walked into the store is longer,
Speaker 2: but you probably need the steps because you're buying, because
Speaker 2: you're buying in bulk anyway, And then when you walk
Speaker 2: to the car, then your return to the cart return
Speaker 2: is much much shorter. That's the hack is just park
Speaker 2: next to the return. I don't get why people care
Speaker 2: to park so close. Back to Chris's point, if you
Speaker 2: have some giant truck, just park in the back, yeah,
Speaker 2: you're fine, Yeah, closer to the cart return.
Speaker 3: Yeah. And I've seen people circling the park, the parking
Speaker 3: lot at the gym looking for a close marketing Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: you're here to work out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, a warm out then yeah, or just get it
Speaker 4: delivered this morning on it.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's okay.
Speaker 7: But yeah, especially like with me when I bring Louis
Speaker 7: and it's just lou Dog and I. We park as
Speaker 7: close to the car return as possible because I put
Speaker 7: him in the cart right, and then it's easier where
Speaker 7: I put all this stuff out, take him out, push
Speaker 7: the car over, put him in his car seat, and
Speaker 7: we go home.
Speaker 2: But Hawk's right, that parking lot is hell on ear.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you guys. Do you guys do this
Speaker 3: as well? I'm just just realizing I do this. I
Speaker 3: think about it from time to time though, you know,
Speaker 3: like there's vultures and there's like carnivorous birds that circle
Speaker 3: in the air with eagle eyes just looking down looking
Speaker 3: for prey.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: If you park in a handicap spot, you better believe
Speaker 3: I'm eyeball and you just see I got something hanging
Speaker 3: from that mirror. Man, I'm eyeballing you. And if you don't, yeah,
Speaker 3: what are you doing? I'm just standing there wait for
Speaker 3: you to get out of the car to make sure.
Speaker 7: Yeah, there's a there's a bit on Instagram, or there's
Speaker 7: a guy that if you park in a handicapped spot
Speaker 7: without a parking placard or on your license plate, he
Speaker 7: puts these stickers that cannot come off nice. We have
Speaker 7: to like scrape them off. And he's got all these
Speaker 7: videos of people pissed. Do not park there if you
Speaker 7: do not have one.
Speaker 2: Have you guys seen cart narks gonna be that guy's
Speaker 2: the best? I love them so hawk. Basically, it's if
Speaker 2: you if he sees you not return your cart and
Speaker 2: just leave it for somebody else, right. He throws like
Speaker 2: this magnet thing. This is like a giant like diamond
Speaker 2: shape thing. It's his cart arcs and he basically pretends
Speaker 2: to be a cop without saying he's a cop. And
Speaker 2: he'd be like throw it on your hood and be like,
Speaker 2: so good, I'm representing cart narks. You didn't return your cart,
Speaker 2: And basically everybody goes full Karen mode and they're like,
Speaker 2: get that off my car. It's like, why didn't you
Speaker 2: return your cart? And then they say, somebody does that
Speaker 2: for me, right, And they'll ask like, are you a
Speaker 2: police officer? No, I'm just a member of cart and
Speaker 2: arcs and they get super pissed and some of them
Speaker 2: threatened to punch him. It's they have six hundred and
Speaker 2: thirty nine thousand subscribers merch on YouTube.
Speaker 4: It's quite good too, Like he's really he's got the
Speaker 4: whole bit down.
Speaker 2: I just can't believe he isn't at all worried about
Speaker 2: getting shot or established. Because all you need is one
Speaker 2: psycho to be like, don't you dare post that video
Speaker 2: of me?
Speaker 4: Ninety five percent of the people that get out of
Speaker 4: that car that don't return their carts are orderlined that psycho.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, they're the worst people. It's always
Speaker 2: never hang out with that person. People who don't return
Speaker 2: their carts are terrible. Yeah. It takes ten seconds, ten seconds,
Speaker 2: and you know, like all the to catch aupretitor people
Speaker 2: always be like I was just here to mentor the kid,
Speaker 2: I was nervous about waiting. They have like the same
Speaker 2: four or five excuses every time. Almost every time they're
Speaker 2: like I was gonna return it. It's like, no, you weren't.
Speaker 2: You were in your card about no, no, no, I
Speaker 2: was gonna I was gonna. Well then why did you
Speaker 2: start the car and put it in drive. No, I
Speaker 2: was good. No you weren't going to return the car.
Speaker 2: So Carton arch is on the case.
Speaker 3: All right, I'm gonna have to watch these.
Speaker 2: You'll love them. Yeah, you'll like. He's got a weird, sarcastic,
Speaker 2: condescending Oh I caught you. I caught you so good. Yes,
Speaker 2: his voice is perfect, it's perfect. It's such a troll move,
Speaker 2: but it's hey, call him out right. A lot of
Speaker 2: ladies on there, you'll like, real mean, real mean. Let's
Speaker 2: just say a lot of them are your type. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, you know.
Speaker 3: They got feet it one.
Speaker 2: In Yeah, yeah, you'll love them. Jesus all right at
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