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Speaker 1: It's camp.

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Speaker 2: I am sixty and you're listening to the Conway Show

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Speaker 2: on demand on the iHeartRadio app. Getty Museum in the

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Speaker 2: one on the coast, right right the villa, I think

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Speaker 2: is what it's called or something, And I was going

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Speaker 2: out with I had a brand new girlfriend, right, We've

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Speaker 2: only been dating for like a week or two.

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Speaker 3: Museums are always kind of like go to date place right, Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

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Speaker 2: And she said she got tickets because back then you

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Speaker 2: have to have tickets in a reservation, yes, to go

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Speaker 2: to the Getty So she said, he, I have tickets

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Speaker 2: and reservation to go Saturday to the Getty Museum.

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Speaker 1: You want to go? I said, uh, what time? How

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Speaker 1: did you put conditions? And this is like a new girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: I was like really into it. Yeah, don't tell me

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Speaker 1: it's Jen. See how that progressed forward?

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Speaker 2: Definitely was not Jen. So she said, what do you mean?

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Speaker 2: I said, well, the Dodgers are playing in the World Series, okay,

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Speaker 2: and it's tough for me to go to museum when

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Speaker 2: the Dodgers are in the World Series. And she said, well,

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Speaker 2: it took me a long time to get these.

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Speaker 1: I said, oh, I'll.

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Speaker 2: Go okay, so we go to the museum and you know,

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Speaker 2: we're taking a tour, right, So there's about twenty of

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Speaker 2: us in the tour. And I mean a tour. There

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Speaker 2: was a tour, yeah, right, she signed up for the

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Speaker 2: whole tour package. Right, So there's a tour. And and

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Speaker 2: she had like another friend or two there, like another

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Speaker 2: couple that she knew, and they were talking, and all

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Speaker 2: of a sudden, I realized I could slide out here.

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Speaker 1: And you know, because you didn't have it, I didn't

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Speaker 2: So I so I walked to the car and I

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Speaker 2: turned the game on in the car.

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Speaker 1: Back to the car, and they hear what the score was, right.

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Speaker 2: So I'm sitting there and I'm and and this Vince

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Speaker 2: Gully is not giving me the score, right, vincco, the

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Speaker 2: great announcement in the world is the score every eight seconds.

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Speaker 1: He's not giving me the score. He's not giving me

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Speaker 2: And I hear the fans yelling in the background and cheering,

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Speaker 2: and you know Don Sutton's involved, and yeah, it was

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Speaker 2: a crazy, crazy time nineteen eighty one. So it'd be

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Speaker 2: like like the Bobby Welch, you know, Dodgers of that era.

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Speaker 2: And I'm sitting there waiting for the scorem sweating. It's like,

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Speaker 2: I get back to the stupid tour and I'm sitting

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Speaker 2: in the driver's seat, waiting, waiting, waiting, and all of

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Speaker 2: a sudden, the passenger door opens up and she gets

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Speaker 2: in the car, and she goes, let's go. This is

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Speaker 2: what it sounded like all the way home. MM, all

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Speaker 1: You didn't ask to turn on the radio or anything. No,

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Speaker 1: I didn't think it was my perfect time to turn the.

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Speaker 3: Ring and heading back to the car, it was all right, Hey, well,

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Speaker 3: at least you know.

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Speaker 2: Where you stood right then I was in the I

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Speaker 2: really blew that one.

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Speaker 1: Is that the last time you saw her?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 1: I think.

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Speaker 5: No.

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Speaker 2: We had been like going out for like six months

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Speaker 2: or so, and then you know, and yeah, they find

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Speaker 2: out what I'm all about.

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Speaker 3: They're like, past, all right, I've done an assessment, I've

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Speaker 3: had the proper time to calibrate.

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Speaker 1: But you know, it's really weird.

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Speaker 2: I've had this happen more than once, where I went

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Speaker 2: out with a couple of different girls, but this one

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Speaker 1: How I's how I talk about this because.

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Speaker 2: Maybe maybe, But she had a her father lived up

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Speaker 2: in Santa Barbara, and we would go up to her

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Speaker 2: father's house in Santa Barbara and for a barbecue everyone tomorrow,

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Speaker 2: like twice a month, right. And her dad is like

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 2: And so we went out for like six months or

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Speaker 2: And then I got a call from her dad and

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Speaker 2: because that's what we used to do, stay over overnight.

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Speaker 2: And I said, I said, oh, buddy, I go look,

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Speaker 2: I love hanging out with you. I don't know if

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Speaker 2: you know this, but me and your daughter broke up.

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Speaker 1: You know what he said?

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Speaker 2: He goes, oh, I know, I'm not inviting her. He

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Speaker 2: didn't invite her. That's awesome, isn't that crazy? Probably doesn't

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Speaker 2: like museums either.

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Speaker 1: I guess not.

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Speaker 2: But but we really like hit it off and he said,

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Speaker 2: funny guy. You know he's uh, he was. He worked

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Speaker 2: with Wood a lot. He was a big sports fan.

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Speaker 2: He used to just get drunk and used to drive

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Speaker 2: really like a really great guy.

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Speaker 1: So you go, yeah it went, yeah, yeah, hell right,

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Speaker 1: And she found out that I went and she didn't

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Speaker 2: Really man, not only did it end, but God almighty,

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Speaker 2: I mean he never ever saw the end of that.

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Speaker 1: He still be around her. I think he's I think

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Speaker 2: Like if I would if I went out with a

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Speaker 2: you know, found a connection with her, and my dad

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Speaker 2: or my mom was having a barbecue and they didn't

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Speaker 2: invite me, and they invited her.

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Speaker 1: I would say, God bless them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like, hey, look, you know she wasn't for me,

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Speaker 2: but maybe you saw something I didn't see in her,

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Speaker 2: and you know, good luck.

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Speaker 1: That's great.

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Speaker 3: Did that happen to you often where the parents liked

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Speaker 3: you more than she did the time?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I was always like that was me? Is that right? Yeah? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I did.

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Speaker 3: I did a thing once with an instructor who helped

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Speaker 3: you sort of figure out what he called were like

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Speaker 3: your essences that kind of helped you figure out how

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Speaker 3: words or phrases that describe uniquely you. Really, so my

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Speaker 3: was one, But the one that I always thought was

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Speaker 3: the funniest was their mothers love me really Yeah, and

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Speaker 3: that's absolutely the case.

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Speaker 1: Well that's great.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, all the parents always loved me far often more

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Speaker 2: Well it also might be because you and I are

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Speaker 2: or little our little old school.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, there's a respect that yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: But I every time that I went out with a

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Speaker 2: And every time I was going on some I always

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Speaker 2: had a better relationship with their parents I did with

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Speaker 2: her always. Yeah, I mean I felt like much closer

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Speaker 1: Like sometimes I stepped not in his head. You a

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Speaker 1: trifecta dude. Yeah, Sam, is that right? I was always

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Speaker 1: a favorite?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: That crazy? Yeah, almost to almost to the fact where

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 2: It's like, man, I got invited to my girlfriend's house

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Speaker 2: for a barbecue and she wasn't invited.

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Speaker 1: That's wild and awfully embarrassing toom.

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Speaker 7: Okay, we're going for a super.

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Speaker 2: Yes, you were always like with all your boyfriends, you

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Speaker 7: Absolutely, even my ex husband's parents. Really this day, I'll

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Speaker 7: still like, hang out with his mom?

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Speaker 1: Is that right? That's wild? Does that bother him?

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Speaker 7: Who cares?

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Speaker 1: Or is that? Why? Is that why you do it?

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Speaker 7: No? No, No, I mean his parents were the coolest.

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Speaker 7: I couldn't believe.

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Speaker 2: I No, I'm smelling the odor of that one, you know, like,

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Speaker 2: I can't believe that came, but I'm.

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Speaker 1: Fantastic.

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Speaker 2: Do you know that in my mom's household, we were

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Speaker 2: not allowed to bring a girlfriend or my sister couldn't

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Speaker 2: not spending the weekend unless you're married. My mom is

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Speaker 2: very strict like that. And I said, waitmen, she's got

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Speaker 2: She says, yes, you're not having anybody stay under the

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Speaker 1: I'm like, okay.

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Speaker 2: So I was never able to convince any of the

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Speaker 2: They're like, f you, I'm not driving out to Toronto

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Speaker 2: for four hours and then driving home for four hours.

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Speaker 2: So up until I got married, which was two thousand

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Speaker 2: Everybody around my mom's house, all the neighbors, the breast,

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Speaker 2: they all thought I.

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Speaker 1: Was gay, even.

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Speaker 2: The Robertson's, everybody, because I couldn't bring home a girl

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Speaker 2: and she couldn't spend the weekend, and they'd never drive

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Speaker 2: for five hours and then drive home for five hours.

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Speaker 1: So when I got married, I was like, wow, I

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Speaker 1: thought you were I thought you were gay.

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Speaker 7: Like, no, it's my crazy bomb.

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Speaker 2: And I just talked commercial for McDonald's their popcorn chicken.

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Speaker 2: Oh yes, and I'm big, M'm I'm gonna sorry Jack

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Speaker 2: of the Box, Jack of the Box popcorn Chicken, and

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Speaker 2: I'm a big Jack in the Box guy.

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Speaker 1: So I had to try the popcorn chicken. Very very good.

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Speaker 2: No, yeah, I would give it an eight out of ten,

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Speaker 2: maybe an eight point five.

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Speaker 1: I agree. Oh you've had it. It's so good. It

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Speaker 1: really is good.

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Speaker 4: Huh.

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Speaker 1: So simple and it's like this is it's a spot.

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Speaker 2: It comes in a little little container there, pop that open.

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Speaker 1: You set to go. Got to enjoy yourself. Man, what

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Speaker 1: the hell?

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Speaker 5: I had the one of the worst voiceover sessions come

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Speaker 5: for a commercial ever that I ever had in my

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Speaker 1: I didn't. I just said I'm not your guy for this.

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Speaker 2: You know there's forty people in this room that can

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Speaker 1: I'm just not that guy. And I remember my I

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Speaker 2: I said this for actors and people who were like,

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Speaker 1: That's not me. Did you ever see you saw the

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and it looked they picked my guys and gallows.

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Speaker 1: I've never been.

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Speaker 5: Let's not undercut your acting at Licorice Pizza. You distinguished

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Speaker 2: By the way, do you see that guy on He's

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Speaker 1: He's stole my act. He's stole that that's your act

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Speaker 1: But he talks about it as if he created. No,

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Speaker 6: Mayo from KF I am six forty.

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Speaker 1: Your cute geens billion?

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Speaker 7: What is that mean?

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Speaker 2: You know what that's from? No, your cute jeans? About

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Speaker 2: You know what that's from? Huh huh huh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what it's from? Uh uh Krosia or no,

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Speaker 2: No, nobody knows what that that reference is. No, your

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Speaker 2: my genes. No, no, your cute chens. You mean my

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Speaker 2: jeans are cute? No, your cute jeans. It's the Kardashians.

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Speaker 2: your cute genes. You've never heard that that that that's

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Speaker 7: It is. Yeah, I didn't know you were so up

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Speaker 1: Uh oh, I see okay.

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Speaker 2: Trying to reduce it to you know, your your inability

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Speaker 2: to you know, follow pop culture, to my obsession with them.

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Speaker 2: I got it. I get that. That's stings lilting, right, Okay,

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Speaker 1: Sorry, So I just look that up. It's very popular.

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Speaker 1: It's so popular.

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Speaker 3: She actually named one of her lipstick lines after that color.

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Speaker 1: Is that right? Cute jeans?

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Speaker 3: You're cute jeans, lipshine lacquer like Kylie Jenner.

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Speaker 1: So what was the That's great that I know that

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Speaker 7: It's weird.

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Speaker 1: It's not you know because I saw it.

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Speaker 7: I'm on YouTube the Kardashians in order.

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Speaker 1: Okay, in order of age.

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Speaker 2: I couldn't name them if they were sitting in front

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Speaker 2: of you name tags on them, I know, Kim, don't

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Speaker 2: No, I'm doing chronological in order of people. I would

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Speaker 2: There's there's Kim, right, Chloe, d k Caitlyn Counts.

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Speaker 2: No, I get double, I get Kardashian No, no, said

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Speaker 2: Jenner's and Kardashica. I get to there, I get one

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Speaker 2: past ah, come on, okay, wait a minute, okay, uh Chloe, Kim, Caitlyn, Bruce,

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Speaker 2: Oh the mom, the mamager.

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Speaker 1: What's your name?

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Speaker 7: I love my life?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know that's uh. I love my friends.

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I love my friends.

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Speaker 1: Okay, there's a north that is.

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Speaker 7: A child of one of them.

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Speaker 1: We'll accept that.

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Speaker 7: That's her last name.

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Speaker 1: Whatever Northwest is the name?

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Speaker 1: Is she going in the right direction? Life? Ding dong?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 1: Who's married to Scott Disick?

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Speaker 7: Nobody was ever married.

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Speaker 1: the K Courtney Courtney. My niece's name is Courtney. I

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Speaker 1: should know that, all right?

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Speaker 3: Then?

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Speaker 2: Then who are the other the Jenner kids, Kylie, Yes,

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Speaker 2: that's the makeup one. Now you need the model, Oh

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Speaker 2: the model, oh models, Karen? I ava no like a

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Speaker 2: a no, all right, I wrote even down anyway, so

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Speaker 2: I guess remember.

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Speaker 7: Remember they all start with.

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Speaker 1: K oh okay I so the three the three sisters

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Speaker 1: are kkk all.

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Speaker 7: The sisters are kkkkk.

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Speaker 2: All right, so Kylie Corona but the k Cudweiser No,

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Speaker 2: Google country, No, just don't short three. Uh that's short,

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Speaker 2: isn't it? What is or what's the other kids name?

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Speaker 7: Kendall Kendall the brother?

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Speaker 2: Oh, I know that brother's name. I'll get that brother, Steve.

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Speaker 2: He's a Kardashian. He's got a real simple name too.

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Speaker 2: He's like Mike or Jeff or Tom and Bill Bill.

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Speaker 7: Named after his father. That should help.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember that dad's name.

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Speaker 3: Uh huh.

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Speaker 1: What's his name?

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Speaker 7: Robert?

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Speaker 1: Robert?

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Speaker 7: Yes, you did pretty good, he did pretty okay.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't really follow them, but I do know

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Speaker 2: the cute jeans thing.

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Speaker 7: But you can quote them, which is your cute?

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Speaker 1: No, but I thought that that was funny. That was

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Speaker 1: a funny long.

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Speaker 7: You're cute geens?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: Right, never heard it?

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Speaker 2: Even I can't believe that nobody on the show heard that.

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Speaker 7: I can't believe you heard it and remembered it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, of everybody on this show.

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Speaker 7: You can't remember to button your shirt, but you remember that.

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Speaker 1: You're cute chans because it was it was funny. You're

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Speaker 1: cute genes.

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Speaker 2: Right, let me see if I can find it here

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Speaker 2: it is? All right, here's the whole run. All right,

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Speaker 2: here we go.

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Speaker 4: Those are cute chains.

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Speaker 7: You're cute jeans?

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Speaker 4: Those are mine? No, No, I thought you said you're

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Speaker 4: cute jeans. Those are my jeans. No cute jeans, huh?

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Speaker 4: All right, I'm going home.

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Speaker 1: That's it. That's a nice run. Right, you want to

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Speaker 1: hear it again. Here?

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Speaker 4: Close are cute chains.

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Speaker 1: You're that's the mamager. What's her name?

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Speaker 2: Chris, Chris. That's Chris talking to Kylie? I think, all right,

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Speaker 2: Chris talking to Kylie.

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Speaker 4: Close at chains. Your cute cheans. Those are mine? No, No,

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Speaker 4: I thought you said you're cute jeans. Those are my jeans.

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Speaker 4: No cute jeans.

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Speaker 7: Huh?

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Speaker 4: All right, I'm going home.

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Speaker 1: There you go, Ding Dong crew, right, ding Dong with them?

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Speaker 1: All right? That's all I remember from that that program.

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Speaker 2: All right, I think I did pretty well, you know,

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Speaker 2: for a guy that does not follow a lot of Hollywood.

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Speaker 2: I mean, if if seriously, if Harvey Korman and Karrabernet

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Speaker 2: were in the studio right now, I would be going, ah,

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Speaker 2: I know the guy.

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Speaker 1: I'm just not good with names like that. You know

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Speaker 1: that is true, That's very true.

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Speaker 6: You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI

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Speaker 6: A M six forty.

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Speaker 2: I'm not that that hip on who celebrities are, right,

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Speaker 2: I've just never been into it. I don't watch a

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Speaker 2: little a lot of Entertainment Tonight or TMZ, and I

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Speaker 2: don't know a lot of them. So I'm in Las

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Speaker 2: Vegas with a couple of friends. Is thirty years ago

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Speaker 2: and there's one two one two three four one two

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Speaker 2: three four. Yeah, there are four pictures of the people

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Speaker 2: that were involved with the startup of a place called

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Speaker 2: Planet Hollywood.

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 2: They have restaurants, a lot of stars, and they had

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Speaker 2: a hotel in Vegas.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if it's still there or not.

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Speaker 2: And they had four statues of these people outside. And

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Speaker 2: my buddy Jeff Warnick, God rest his soul not here anymore.

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Speaker 2: I missed that guy every day one of the smartest,

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Speaker 2: funniest guys I've ever met my life. And he said,

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Speaker 2: I'm going to give you a one hundred dollars for

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Speaker 2: every one of these celebrities that you know, and I'm

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Speaker 2: going to take one hundred dollars away for everyone you

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Speaker 2: don't know. And I said, oh boy, this could cost

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Speaker 2: me four hundred dollars. So we walk over the statues

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Speaker 2: and I said, okay, that one is Arnold Schwarzenegger and

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Speaker 2: he gives me a hundred dollars bill and I said

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Speaker 2: that not. The other one is Sylvester Stallone and he

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Speaker 2: gives me another hundred dollars bill, so I'm at least even.

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Speaker 2: And then he shows me the other one and he

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Speaker 2: and he says, who's that?

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Speaker 1: And I said, I have no idea who that is.

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Speaker 2: And he said, Tim, you drove him in a limousine,

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Speaker 2: a very popular celebrity, and you've driven him, you know,

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Speaker 2: you've driven him at least five times. And when you

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Speaker 2: drove a limousine, you picked him up and took him

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Speaker 2: to the airport. I said, where does he live? He goes,

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Speaker 2: he lives up in the up in the hills, like

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Speaker 2: either like Hollywood or no I'm sorry, Beverly Hills or

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Speaker 2: like West Los Angeles. And I said, I have no

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Speaker 2: idea who that is. And he says, okay, that's Bruce

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Speaker 2: Willis and he takes one hundred dollars away from me

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Speaker 2: and he says, and he says, there's one more.

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Speaker 1: It's a woman. And I said, I don't know. He said, you've.

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Speaker 2: Talked about her on the radio, and you one of

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Speaker 2: your favorite movies. This this woman is the star of

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Speaker 2: that movie. And I'm like, God, I just don't know

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Speaker 2: who that is. And he said, I'll even give you

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Speaker 2: the name of the movie. And I said, what's the

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Speaker 2: name of the movie? And he said, I think he

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Speaker 2: said like terms of endearment, and I said, I still

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Speaker 2: don't know. And it was Demi Moore And he took

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Speaker 2: the other one hundred dollars bill. And I don't know

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Speaker 2: if he was in that movie or not, or if

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Speaker 2: he was just f point made. But he said he

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Speaker 2: couldn't believe all weekend, he kept saying, how the hell

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Speaker 2: do you pick this guy up in that limousine? Five

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Speaker 2: times in the last two years you talked to him

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Speaker 2: on the way to the airport, and you never ever

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Speaker 2: and you couldn't pick out his name, right, I said,

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Speaker 2: I'm just I'm just not into how he goes. You

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Speaker 2: don't have to be into Hollywood to know this stuff.

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Speaker 2: You're mentally declining, that's what's going on. This has nothing

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Speaker 2: to do with Entertainment Tonight and TMZ and you know

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Speaker 2: and and all these other celebrity shows. This is this

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Speaker 2: is a problem that you have. I said, well, maybe

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Speaker 2: the statue doesn't look like you know, Bruce Willis. So

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Speaker 2: he stopped people that came by, and he covered up

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Speaker 2: the name. You're standing, remember, you're standing on the on

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Speaker 2: the name, and twenty people walk by.

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Speaker 1: Hey, who's that? Oh, Bruce Willis. Who's this Bruce Willis? Hey,

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Speaker 1: who's it?

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Speaker 2: Before he could before he could finish a question, Hey,

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Speaker 2: who's Bruce Willis. This is Bruce Willis, Bruce Willis, that's

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Speaker 2: Bruce Willis. Bruce Willis right there in w WA, Bruce

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Speaker 2: Willison w ware And weren't they married for a while?

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Speaker 1: Yes, I think at the time they were still yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: I think that's another point.

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Speaker 2: He brought up that they were married, and I should

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Speaker 2: have gotten that too, and I didn't. But you know what,

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Speaker 2: but the reason why I don't, And let me defend

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Speaker 2: myself here. When I go to a movie, I don't

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Speaker 2: want to know the actors' names. I just want to

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Speaker 2: for the two hours i'm there, I want to be

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Speaker 2: transported into a into a place where I've never been before,

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Speaker 2: and I don't know anybody. Like I went to see

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Speaker 2: that Saving Private Ryan, and I'm in the movie.

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Speaker 1: About an hour and a half into the.

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Speaker 2: Movie, I look up and I said, and I said,

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Speaker 2: I don't know it was Jenner?

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Speaker 1: Whoever's with?

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Speaker 6: I go?

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Speaker 1: Ted dancing?

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Speaker 2: Because yeah, that's Ted dancing. Sh I well, why is

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Speaker 2: he in this movie? Is this a war where everybody

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Speaker 2: knows your name? What's going on here? So this guy's

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Speaker 2: in Cheers? Right, you gotta shut that up? But he's

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Speaker 2: in Cheers. Now he's in my World War two movie?

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Speaker 2: He's in Cheers, because yeah, he's in Cheers. Like, I

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Speaker 2: can't watch this anymore. I'll be a meet outside.

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Speaker 7: You're that guy.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't.

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Speaker 2: I couldn't sit there and watch it anymore. Hey, who

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Speaker 2: is who is one of the stars of Sleepless in Seattle?

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Speaker 7: Who is the woman?

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Speaker 1: Meg Ryan? So with Jeff Warnick, we went out.

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Speaker 2: We were gonna have these two gals that knew each other,

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Speaker 2: and we were all friends. And then I don't think

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Speaker 2: he was very serious with the girl he was going with,

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Speaker 2: and I don't think I was here. We were just

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Speaker 2: all sort of friends. Maybe it was maybe wasn't, who knows.

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Speaker 2: And so he says, let's go to a Universal, go

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Speaker 2: see a movie. You know, we'll pick up the girls,

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Speaker 2: go to dinner, go see the movie. He said, okay,

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Speaker 2: I said. He said, I'll pay for everything if you

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Speaker 2: do all the arrange the reservations and buy and and

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Speaker 2: make the tickets and do.

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Speaker 1: All the calls.

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Speaker 2: And my buddy had some money, right, so I said, okay,

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Speaker 2: I'll do everything. I'll range with the girls a big

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Speaker 2: a mop, go to the you know, get reservation, eat,

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Speaker 2: go to the movie, boom bang. But you pay for everything.

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Speaker 2: He goes done, credit card bang done.

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Speaker 1: We pick them up.

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Speaker 2: We go to that that Mexican place where everything's big

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Speaker 2: up at Universal.

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Speaker 1: It's really good too.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if it's sill there or not, but

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Speaker 2: we have a great meal and we go to uh

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Speaker 2: we go to the movie theater. Harry gets popcorn, you know,

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Speaker 2: candy or whatever, and we're sitting in the movie theater

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Speaker 2: and it's me one of the girls, Jeff Warnick, one

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Speaker 2: of the girls. Were sitting there, four of us and

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Speaker 2: it was a fairly packed movie theater. And the movie

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Speaker 2: starts and it says starring.

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Speaker 1: Who is the other of the comedian was in them?

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Speaker 1: Was it Tom?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I thought it was okay, maybe it was Tom. And

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Speaker 1: sleep in the Seattle is Tom Hanks? Yeah? Okay.

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Speaker 2: So Tom Hanks comes up and and then I was

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Speaker 2: the other one's name, and I'm gonna have to write

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Speaker 2: start to understand. So Meg Ryan comes on the screen

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Speaker 2: and he leans over the over the girl and goes,

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Speaker 2: you didn't tell me he wasn't make Ryan movie. And

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Speaker 2: I said, I said, I didn't know to ask you.

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Speaker 2: And he goes, I don't sit through Meg ryan movies.

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Speaker 2: And I said, okay, well just sit through this one,

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Speaker 2: he said, And he sat in the lobby for two hours.

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Speaker 2: He sat in the lobby for two hours. He says,

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Speaker 2: I can't watch her on the screen.

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Speaker 7: She's a door. I think she's so good.

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Speaker 1: I thought she was terrific in that movie. That movie,

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Speaker 1: she's really a cute. She was really cute, and and

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Speaker 1: and and.

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Speaker 7: That that's right.

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Speaker 2: That movie made her a huge celebrity too. And but

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Speaker 2: he didn't, like right in front of this girl too,

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Speaker 2: because I don't.

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Speaker 1: Sit through the magron.

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Speaker 7: And what did the girl think about it?

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Speaker 1: She couldn't believe it.

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Speaker 2: She's like, wait, where are you gonna go? You can

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Speaker 2: walk around university. He goes, Now, I just sit on

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Speaker 2: one of those benches outside. And he sat out one

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Speaker 2: of those like red benches outside the theater that nobody

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Speaker 2: ever uses unless your wife's going to the bathroom. And

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Speaker 2: the he sit in for a second, and he sat

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Speaker 2: there for an hour and a half or two hours.

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Speaker 1: Went outside.

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Speaker 2: He was there with his popcorn was gone, the coke

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Speaker 2: was gone. He was just sitting there like this frail

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Speaker 2: old man. Right, but man, it was so great.

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Speaker 1: I don't go to the Meg Ryan movies and I

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Speaker 1: just for them, but for the girls. Can't you sit

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Speaker 1: through this? No, no, no, I don't do that.

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Speaker 6: I don't do it.

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Speaker 1: I don't do it. So okay, we'll see. That's all right.

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Speaker 1: That's my megro Ryan story.

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Speaker 7: I'm proud of you sitting through.

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Speaker 5: Oh.

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Speaker 1: I love Meg Ryan. I thought she was.

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Speaker 7: And it was a good movie.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the movie's great.

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Speaker 7: Right, he missed out.

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Speaker 1: Ah, okay, but who is the other comedian in that movie?

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Speaker 7: I'm oh, I know Rita Wilson was in it. And

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Speaker 7: who plays her?

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Speaker 2: The the guy who said I'll have what or not

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Speaker 2: out of what she's having? But there was a comedian.

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Speaker 1: Billy Crystal, Ye, Billy Crystal. That was Harry met Sally

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Speaker 1: with Meg Ryan. Okay, it was Harry met Sally. Really

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Speaker 1: it was Harry met Sally.

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Speaker 2: You are it is, oh my god, comedian, that's right.

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Speaker 7: That's why when I said Tom Hanks, you were.

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Speaker 2: Like, yeah, I was like Tom Hanks, I don't remember

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Speaker 2: in that movie.

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Speaker 1: Well maybe he was, I don't remember.

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Speaker 3: Right when you got saying like the co star, I

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Speaker 3: was thinking, Bruno Kirby is one of those guys that

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Speaker 3: was in as a sidekick in all of those movies.

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Speaker 1: And it's funny because he was a ssidekick to Billy Crystal.

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Speaker 1: So how great is that? Though?

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Speaker 2: I can't even get these GD movies right, how am

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Speaker 2: I going to ever get? You know, Sylvester Stallone and

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Speaker 2: Bruce Willis.

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Speaker 7: Oh, that's great, you can Kylie Jenner.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: But the whole time I was thinking Sleepless in Seattle

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Speaker 2: where she had. She faked that orgasm at that that

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Speaker 2: lunch or dinner at that deli with that Billy Crystal.

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Speaker 7: When Harry met Yeah, when Harry met Sally. All right there,

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Speaker 7: I'm glad we worked through.

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Speaker 1: But she was in both of those.

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Speaker 2: She was, Oh, thank God, I thought it was going crazy.

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Speaker 2: You're cute jeans. God a mighty man. I gotta get

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