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Speaker 2: God, let me take you back to the beginning. Is
Speaker 2: alrighty ready, you're listening to Mojo in the Morning.
Speaker 3: You're a dodo. Heck we do. It's Mojo in the Morning.
Speaker 3: I think my wife is trying to kill me, and
Speaker 3: if I do die, I would like this to be
Speaker 3: my last words. She killed me. Okay, now they got
Speaker 3: that out there and the police are going to be investigating.
Speaker 3: She has been forcing me to exercise and I'm not
Speaker 3: happy with this. Let me, let me explain what's going on.
Speaker 3: So we were just in Chicago, and my wife is
Speaker 3: one of those people that I could never live in
Speaker 3: downtown Detroit, downtown Grand Rapids, downtown Toledo, or downtown anywhere.
Speaker 3: I don't want to live downtown. I need to live
Speaker 3: in a rural place. You know. I don't know why
Speaker 3: I need to live in a rural place. I need
Speaker 3: to live in a place that is not walkable. I
Speaker 3: need to live in a place that literally, if I
Speaker 3: have to go to a store, I've got to get
Speaker 3: in a car, and I've got to drive to it,
Speaker 3: because if it was up to my wife, I would
Speaker 3: have to walk to go do everything. So we're in
Speaker 3: Chicago and we would go to a bunch of different places.
Speaker 3: We were staying in a hotel that was right by
Speaker 3: the where the event was at, and I would say
Speaker 3: to Chelsea, go where are we doing today, you know,
Speaker 3: because we had a couple of days just kind of
Speaker 3: killing until in between the events. She'd be like, Oh, well,
Speaker 3: we're going to meet so and so's and so and
Speaker 3: so's and we're going to go meet them over at
Speaker 3: such and such. And I'm like, okay, great. So i'd go,
Speaker 3: I'll get the uber and she'd be like no, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: we're going to walk there. And I'm like, well, how
Speaker 3: far is the walk and she would say, oh, it's
Speaker 3: not that far, It's actually close. So what I would
Speaker 3: do was I would judge it based on how much
Speaker 3: the uber would say it was going to cost to
Speaker 3: go there. And if the uber said it was going
Speaker 3: to cost twelve dollars or more, it was too far
Speaker 3: for me, you know what I mean, it was going
Speaker 3: to be worth a drive or you know, getting into
Speaker 3: a car then I started looking at mileage wise and
Speaker 3: I started realizing, Okay, let's see how many miles I
Speaker 3: was doing. I was doing at least eighteen thousand steps
Speaker 3: a day. Now, mind you, you're not supposed to do
Speaker 3: more than ten thousand steps a day. Said that, Yeah,
Speaker 3: what they say, get it, get ten thousand steps a day.
Speaker 3: They don't say get twelve thousand or eleven thousand or
Speaker 3: eighteen thousand steps a day. Ten thousand is the floor.
Speaker 3: Ten ten thousand, No, no, no, ten thousand. It's the ceilings.
Speaker 3: Not if you go higher than that, you could die,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean? Like, you got to be
Speaker 3: somewhere in between the fats me. So there was one
Speaker 3: part where we were this is kind of wild. She's like,
Speaker 3: and she's like, the weather is beautiful. I'm like, the
Speaker 3: weather's not beautiful. I have to wear a coat. It's
Speaker 3: not beautiful, like it's cold outside. And then today she
Speaker 3: just texted me a second ago she's like, I just
Speaker 3: hope that you know that when you come home today,
Speaker 3: we're going for a walk because she's trying to keep
Speaker 3: the streak alive. And then she'll pull this whole little
Speaker 3: crap like you know, it's not good for you to
Speaker 3: sit on the couch all day after working all day,
Speaker 3: you sit during the show. You know this whole thing?
Speaker 3: Are you the type of first off? If and Kevin's
Speaker 3: like the floor, the ceiling to the floor, to the windows,
Speaker 3: to the walls, sweat, drop down your boss in which
Speaker 3: it was? That's how that it was. I know Kevin
Speaker 3: where he lives. Now I know where Kevin lives. If Kevin,
Speaker 3: you had to go walk or I'm sorry you had
Speaker 3: to go to cause I know where you live, if
Speaker 3: you had to go to the rents end, would you
Speaker 3: get in your car and drive there? Or would you walk?
Speaker 3: I'm not walking, I know you're not. I grab a
Speaker 3: bird or something like that before I walk. Do you
Speaker 3: understand you? Do you understand how that was? Actually? Like
Speaker 3: the distance that Chelsea would make me go from you
Speaker 3: from your place to say something like walker, I do.
Speaker 4: I used to get twenty thousand steps a day before this.
Speaker 5: I also have walked from where I live downtown to
Speaker 5: Eastern Market multiple times.
Speaker 3: Wait, wait, so how far of a walk is ant?
Speaker 3: Let's let's google should we go? So wait a second,
Speaker 3: so you said, uh, Apple Apple max Maps.
Speaker 4: Yeah, don't say where I live.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna say where you live, but you live
Speaker 3: in down you lived, you lived in Did you walk
Speaker 3: when you lived in Corktown?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 5: But I would walk from Corktown to downtown almost every day.
Speaker 7: Can we just say, like a hotel is that around?
Speaker 4: That's around?
Speaker 3: I mean you don't live in too?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you live in the Shinola Hotel.
Speaker 7: Like this one of my kids. If I could live there,
Speaker 7: The Sweet.
Speaker 3: Life of Zach and Cody. Uh, you know how far
Speaker 3: that is? Oh my god?
Speaker 4: Hold on, So it takes like a half hour.
Speaker 3: It doesn't even give you the option to walk. When
Speaker 3: you put it in your phone, on your Google Maps,
Speaker 3: it says car No, it says car card. Okay, here's
Speaker 3: the okay, here it says it's Oh my god, it's
Speaker 3: all it is is one point three miles. That looks
Speaker 3: like it's longer than one point three miles. You can walk, Okay.
Speaker 4: No, Mojo's phone just knows he doesn't want to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not getting me the option. Honestly, any walk
Speaker 3: in downtown is stupid because first off, you walk in
Speaker 3: a sidewalk in this city and you're falling in holes
Speaker 3: like there's like no there's no steadiness to anything. Like
Speaker 3: in Chicago at least you got you got, you know,
Speaker 3: nice places to walk. You're in the city. All of
Speaker 3: a sudden, next thing, you know, it's like a bridge falls.
Speaker 9: The only area that that semi true is on Woodward
Speaker 9: where no statues at what I'm must saying.
Speaker 4: Right be for Grand Circus Park, Grand Circus Park.
Speaker 9: Like right, so you're going down what were you passed
Speaker 9: the Fox the year, Yeah, little season.
Speaker 3: Then it's a street and it's.
Speaker 9: Right at one of those Yeah, it's not a slidewalk
Speaker 9: there at all.
Speaker 3: I don't even get you. They don't even give you
Speaker 3: a four warning that it's coming, like, hey, you should
Speaker 3: probably go to the other side of the road. All
Speaker 3: of a sudden, next thing, you know, it's like you're
Speaker 3: you're dead the street. So so there was one walk
Speaker 3: that we had and this was pretty wild because we
Speaker 3: were we were staying close to uh, I guess it was.
Speaker 3: It was kind of if you know Chicago at all,
Speaker 3: it was Maggie Daily Park, So it's close to that bean.
Speaker 3: You know, that bean is that stupid thing that everybody
Speaker 3: likes to take pictures by. So that flicks. So we're
Speaker 3: staying in that area, and Chelsea wants to go and
Speaker 3: she wants to walk, and it's where my sister lives
Speaker 3: in Chicago, and my where my sister lives in Chicago
Speaker 3: is way past anywhere on Michigan Avenue, Like Michigan Avenue ends,
Speaker 3: and now all of a sudden it becomes late sure drive.
Speaker 3: So it's like, that's how far it was. And I'm like, there,
Speaker 3: what are you talking about? And I wanted to do
Speaker 3: what you were talking about? Those birds, those scooters.
Speaker 4: I would love to see a bird.
Speaker 3: I've been on a scooter before, like my kids school
Speaker 3: scooters when they had razors about, razors about. But I'm like,
Speaker 3: we're and we're walking, and I like, Chelsea, there's a
Speaker 3: there's I'm counting the cars that say Uber in them.
Speaker 3: I'm like, there's an Uber right there, there's an Uber
Speaker 3: in there. And then I'm start going Uber everywhere, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean. And then there's cabs driving by,
Speaker 3: there's buses driving by. I'm like, we should do public
Speaker 3: transportation somehow. What's up, Sean? How you doing?
Speaker 10: I what's going on?
Speaker 11: Mo Joe?
Speaker 12: You just had me thinking, I really think my job
Speaker 12: is trying to kill me, why because I get I
Speaker 12: get eleven thousand plus steps in a day right now.
Speaker 13: I just looked at my watch. I'm at two.
Speaker 12: Thousand, three hundred and four steps.
Speaker 7: What do you do.
Speaker 14: Maintenance work?
Speaker 4: They're keeping you healthy.
Speaker 3: Eleven thousand steps a day is a lot of steps.
Speaker 15: What postal workers get that don't drive their vehicles?
Speaker 7: You know, it's got to be crazy.
Speaker 13: They got to be getting twenty thousand plus a day.
Speaker 3: If I got a job with the post office and
Speaker 3: they told me you're in Royal Oak and you got
Speaker 3: to go walk house to house, I tell them go
Speaker 3: screw themselves on me. Which, by the way, do the
Speaker 3: postal workers that walk? Are they fat? Because I've never seen,
Speaker 3: honestly a skinny postal worker that works in one of
Speaker 3: those vehicles. Like you see a postal worker that works
Speaker 3: in one of the vehicles, and they're usually kind of
Speaker 3: a little chunkier. And I wonder if the postal workers
Speaker 3: that do the neighborhoods where they have to actually get
Speaker 3: up and down and you know, do a little walking.
Speaker 3: I wonder if they're the ones that are the in
Speaker 3: shape postal or what's up? Dustin? How you doing not bad?
Speaker 16: How you guys are doing.
Speaker 3: Uh dustin besides the fact that my wife is trying
Speaker 3: to kill me because she wants to collect the insurance money.
Speaker 3: I'm okay, what's going on?
Speaker 17: Oh not much talk?
Speaker 3: Then what you called me?
Speaker 11: I get anywhere from twelve to twenty two thousand steps
Speaker 11: a day.
Speaker 3: What are you doing with that?
Speaker 14: I do long hair.
Speaker 3: Oh so you're on You're pushing lawnmower the entire time.
Speaker 11: Huh No, I do a riding mower, but I with
Speaker 11: the whipping and everything, with the weed whipping and then blowing.
Speaker 3: You watch that much whip? Oh yeah, I actually look
Speaker 3: at those guys that are on. I don't know if
Speaker 3: you have one of those. Do you have one of
Speaker 3: those push mowers that actually you jump on the little
Speaker 3: deck and it whips you around.
Speaker 13: We have one, but we don't use it much.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So, like those guys that are on those things,
Speaker 3: that would be a good job for me. I could
Speaker 3: hold on to the handlebars, you know, or maybe I
Speaker 3: get one of those things. Next time I'm going in
Speaker 3: the city and I'm walking, I'll take a lawnmower drive
Speaker 3: it around. I just twenty two thousand steps a day, bro,
Speaker 3: that's like Disney world type of numbers. Looking. Hold on,
Speaker 3: let me look at my steps here for one second.
Speaker 3: I want to see how how much I had. I
Speaker 3: walked to the kitchen, I walked to the bathroom, and
Speaker 3: I walked to my coach.
Speaker 5: No, you probably get a lot of steps on game
Speaker 5: days when you're walking around the arena.
Speaker 3: How you should check that out? Will chack tomorrow? We
Speaker 3: got a game. I'll see tomorrow when you go up
Speaker 3: and down? Because do you have to go back and
Speaker 3: forth at the whole stadium. I'm gonna be honest it.
Speaker 9: Some days I'm in the mood to walk around, and
Speaker 9: then some days I do my thing and go sit down.
Speaker 3: All right, let me show it, let me make sense.
Speaker 3: Let me show you my steps. My least amount of
Speaker 3: steps that I had was on Sunday, and that was
Speaker 3: I think because we were in the car driving, So
Speaker 3: we were there Wednesday through the I had fourteen thousand steps,
Speaker 3: thirteen thousand steps, twenty two thousand. I am almost dead.
Speaker 3: What was that day? That was Friday? Who was holding
Speaker 3: your phone? No? That was Friday because we went to remember,
Speaker 3: we went to like up by Wrigley Field, and so
Speaker 3: she made us and we had to get out of
Speaker 3: the car because the uber smelly uber driver. Uh, Saturday
Speaker 3: was fourteen thousand steps and seven thousand steps was Sunday.
Speaker 3: My average average is trash in my effort. Even with
Speaker 3: all those, my average is only seven thousand steps better
Speaker 3: than me. What's yours?
Speaker 7: My average October was five thousand.
Speaker 3: Really, you did not go trick or treating? Did you?
Speaker 3: That came to you with your candy doors? Hey, Musa,
Speaker 3: what's Upmosa?
Speaker 18: I was going Mojo.
Speaker 3: How y'all going? We're doing? Okay? What's happening?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 6: Much?
Speaker 3: Not much.
Speaker 10: So I'm listening to your numbers.
Speaker 13: Either I got like my numberless?
Speaker 19: Is it high?
Speaker 2: Or y'alls are just low?
Speaker 10: Cauld I average about fifteen k.
Speaker 3: What do you do? Are you running from the law?
Speaker 19: No?
Speaker 10: No, I do a lot of insercart door dash and
Speaker 10: I walked off.
Speaker 3: Oh there you go. You're the kind of guy I want.
Speaker 3: Is my DoorDash? Sure? Not the one. I had a
Speaker 3: guy leave the door dash on my driveway. I had
Speaker 3: to walk out and go to the end of the
Speaker 3: driveway tripping. Yeah, oh no, left the picture. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: had the bag right there. That's a lot of door
Speaker 3: and just put it on just driving and then took
Speaker 3: a picture. Man, you gotta be healthy. I'm sure.
Speaker 10: Huh, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2: I'm a athlete, so wow, it's normal.
Speaker 3: So I don't know if you know that hold on
Speaker 3: that you're running his Joe mom Royce. As his old job,
Speaker 3: he used to get fifty thousand to eighty thousand steps
Speaker 3: a day. No way, what did you do?
Speaker 20: I used to work for Fedegg and they gave me
Speaker 20: a round that the old guy couldn't handle because it
Speaker 20: was a rural rout and a lot of them had
Speaker 20: them half mile long driveways where I trust wasn't fit,
Speaker 20: So they gave them to me because they know I
Speaker 20: just told the bus on my shoulder and just run down.
Speaker 3: The driveway and deliver. That's insane.
Speaker 20: That's between an eight to ten hour period.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and what kind of weight you got? What do
Speaker 3: you weigh right now?
Speaker 20: I'm probably about to eighty from what I used to be.
Speaker 3: A fifty eighty thousand step guy. Can't be fat, You're
Speaker 3: fat tall.
Speaker 20: I'm about I'm about to eighty, but I'm about six thirty.
Speaker 3: Okay, what did you used to weigh?
Speaker 2: Cool?
Speaker 20: Years ago I hit almost four hundred, Like I don't know, no,
Speaker 20: big guy years ago, but after getting sick and everything,
Speaker 20: that's why I helped lose a lot of weight.
Speaker 13: Sadly.
Speaker 3: That's amazing. Wow, that's unbelievable. Rose says that you went
Speaker 3: to Chicago walk so much. What did you need? Rose?
Speaker 21: Oh, me and my sister went and got foot massages
Speaker 21: from the Chinese spa.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I want where do you get those?
Speaker 3: Do you get them in town here?
Speaker 21: Or yeah, it was downtown. I can't remember what it
Speaker 21: was called, honestly, but it was well worth it.
Speaker 16: They knew what they were doing.
Speaker 3: I like that. I want to only do feet.
Speaker 15: They only two feet and it's like yeah.
Speaker 3: But they give an extra tug of.
Speaker 2: Big Driving in the car and listening to the radio,
Speaker 2: Counci's cardio. Right, this is Mojo in the morning. How
Speaker 2: smart are you?
Speaker 11: It's Mojo in the mornings back in the day.
Speaker 3: We have to go back and change where.
Speaker 2: We give you a bunch of events and you tell
Speaker 2: us what year it happened?
Speaker 3: All right, Tim, to test your knowledge. This is for
Speaker 3: tickets to go see g easy and logic rhymed on
Speaker 3: one today. What year did this stuff happen?
Speaker 9: This is the year Vice President Dick Cheney shot a guy?
Speaker 3: What Doc? It's Dick Cheney was quail hunting with Harry
Speaker 3: Whittington in Texas when he accidentally fired a shotgun, not
Speaker 3: realizing it was pointed at Whittington. Wow, Hannah Montana show
Speaker 3: premier this year.
Speaker 16: I think white people loved Hannah Montana was because Hannah
Speaker 16: Montana did feel.
Speaker 22: And that's because I was under there and people forgot
Speaker 22: that sometimes.
Speaker 7: And I loved being that character and the.
Speaker 9: Big song Nellie Fritzato, timbaland promiscuous girl.
Speaker 2: Who what a big brain you have? Tell us when
Speaker 2: that stuff happened? Call us at eighty four to four
Speaker 2: Modeo Live to tell us eighty four four six six
Speaker 2: five sixty five eight.
Speaker 9: We got Tim on the line, Tim, Tim, Tim, Good morning.
Speaker 20: Morning.
Speaker 3: How are you Tim?
Speaker 7: I'm surviving, surviving, my man.
Speaker 9: You're gonna be thriving after this. What year did that happen?
Speaker 23: You got it?
Speaker 3: Tim?
Speaker 9: You got a pair of tickets to see Logic with
Speaker 9: g Eazy at Pine Knob on September twenty third. Tickets
Speaker 9: on sale now at ticketmaster dot com. But you got
Speaker 9: a man for the free. All you needed was it
Speaker 9: was a year and you got that nice wat sweet man,
Speaker 9: hang on the line, Tim, all right, thank you, thank you, appreciate.
Speaker 2: We got gentify as Mojo in the Morning.
Speaker 3: That's all a grievance. Yes, every time Anna coughs, sneezes
Speaker 3: or anything, she does it to this side of her
Speaker 3: ken the side that I'm sitting on every time. Did
Speaker 3: I talk about this yesterday? I talked about yesterday and
Speaker 3: I was told that she sneezed it. She was sneezing
Speaker 3: at me bro. So she's she's not going to get
Speaker 3: the girl that got her sick. Shannon was sicker. She's
Speaker 3: going to get all the rest of us. This is
Speaker 3: my right arm, her dominant. I get that, but I
Speaker 3: mean d lean down like or maybe like you freak down.
Speaker 3: You guys have more girl time together and you lean
Speaker 3: over torch.
Speaker 24: Just go that way with somebody.
Speaker 3: It's literally gone in a circle. This time I've looked
Speaker 3: over today, is this is this clockwise or counterclock counterclockwise?
Speaker 3: He's going counterclockwise. Share the love? Oh my god, all right,
Speaker 3: guess what I got. I got tons of good music
Speaker 3: to play for throwbacks. All right, it's Mojo in the
Speaker 3: Morning show. I Channon was telling us that there is
Speaker 3: no way in hell that you would ever hire these
Speaker 3: girls that are applying for Are they babysitter nanny jobs? Yeah?
Speaker 15: So it's that time of year when all of the
Speaker 15: college students in my neighborhood are smart. They're smart, and
Speaker 15: they start posting on this like one specific dedicated Facebook
Speaker 15: page to get hired for nannying positions. But some of
Speaker 15: these girls, and here's what I take issue with, and
Speaker 15: this is almost like my message to them, most of them,
Speaker 15: I should say.
Speaker 7: I would never hire.
Speaker 15: Because they are way too hot really according to the
Speaker 15: photos that they are posting. And by the way, this
Speaker 15: has nothing to do with me not wanting these college
Speaker 15: girls around my husband. This has everything to do with
Speaker 15: my own self esteem. Okay, look at the if I
Speaker 15: had to come home every day and see these like
Speaker 15: cute little girls prancing like look at the photos that
Speaker 15: they post. Oh my gosh, here's you with a puppy.
Speaker 15: Oh hang on, I got off?
Speaker 3: What is it? What is the sight again? And can
Speaker 3: I look? Absolutely no smith.
Speaker 15: Some of them post photos in like their little like
Speaker 15: sorority girl mini skirt dresses.
Speaker 7: Others of like are them on spring break?
Speaker 15: I want to be like sweetheart? There is No, the
Speaker 15: moms aren't going to hire you think.
Speaker 3: Of your steps hearing this could be great for you, and.
Speaker 7: It's pretty cute, very cute.
Speaker 15: But some of them lately I'm like, why are you
Speaker 15: posting these photos?
Speaker 3: Quick question for it's so funny for you, Shannon, you
Speaker 3: say that this has nothing to do with not wanting
Speaker 3: them around West in your self esteem? How would West
Speaker 3: feel if you hired a really hot guy to watch
Speaker 3: and do this?
Speaker 15: Oh, that would not happen. That would a manny would
Speaker 15: never happen, would never happen.
Speaker 3: You would never because because I will tell you that
Speaker 3: we had boy baby sitters before, and the boy babysitters
Speaker 3: the boys loved because they would get to you know,
Speaker 3: play and basketball, football and stuff like that. Yeah, but
Speaker 3: it is wild. And then we've had you know, nothing
Speaker 3: but beautiful uh. Kel Dean babysitters that have baby said
Speaker 3: our kids. By the way, Keldan girls Killdean women babysitting
Speaker 3: your kids will treat your kids better than you will
Speaker 3: treat them. They're more protective over your kids. I need
Speaker 3: to hire one just for me. But you see some
Speaker 3: of these girls, like Michigan State exactly said you've done you.
Speaker 15: Know, I've had her for the past couple of years,
Speaker 15: and she's adorable. I've had her since she's been in
Speaker 15: high school. She also wasn't posting like bikini shots on
Speaker 15: here is she attractive? She's she's adorable. Yeah, I feel weird.
Speaker 15: She's hot, and you.
Speaker 3: Know, does she make you feel like if she comes
Speaker 3: over all dressed up or does she? Is she good
Speaker 3: about down dressing so that she doesn't make you No,
Speaker 3: I mean.
Speaker 7: She she's so great.
Speaker 15: He comes shout out to I know she's not listening,
Speaker 15: she's at school, but she comes ready to go to
Speaker 15: like uber the kids around and play with the kids,
Speaker 15: you know, and like, would.
Speaker 3: You fire Emma if she got too attractive? Did you know?
Speaker 3: Here's the thing.
Speaker 15: Right, No, but I do have to say, like my
Speaker 15: steps on this summer was like, oh my god.
Speaker 3: This girl. You hire her at high school when she's
Speaker 3: just regular Emma. Fast forward a few years, she's twenty
Speaker 3: three and she turned into Emma. I find it oh,
Speaker 3: and yeah, like look at these girl Oh wow, I
Speaker 3: find it interesting. I find it interesting that the girls
Speaker 3: are posting their faces and their pictures there. Why because
Speaker 3: to me, it's just and they are all they all
Speaker 3: they look like their dating profile.
Speaker 4: That's what's your kids.
Speaker 3: But why do you have to look? But why do
Speaker 3: you have to look at them to see what their
Speaker 3: looks are about? That? Just you know there their resume
Speaker 3: might speak for itself. Are the looks? I got to
Speaker 3: see what you look like?
Speaker 25: Bro?
Speaker 3: I think the dads are doing the hiring in this one,
Speaker 3: or the moms are hiring the ugly ones, thinking those
Speaker 3: girls have no boyfriends to take. You know, what's up, Brianna?
Speaker 3: What's going on? Hi?
Speaker 26: So how are you guys?
Speaker 3: We're doing? Oh you're a nanny? Hi? Nanny Brianna?
Speaker 26: Hi?
Speaker 27: How are you?
Speaker 3: What's going on? By the way, that was kind of
Speaker 3: wild how you said that. What's happening?
Speaker 28: Yeah?
Speaker 26: I got a nanny job and I was hired for it.
Speaker 26: But I wear like cross hops and skirts like any
Speaker 26: other girl would in the summertime. I'm thirty years old whatever,
Speaker 26: Like my boyfriend tells me that I should dress my age,
Speaker 26: but whatever, you know, thirty years old, I should be able.
Speaker 3: To wear and I'm ceriod And what does the Yeah?
Speaker 3: What is the dad's.
Speaker 26: Catholics very strict raised in like a small town, and
Speaker 26: he didn't want their three year old daughters to see
Speaker 26: like anything revealing or like you know.
Speaker 18: Not like yeah, we're revealing clothes, clothes stuff like.
Speaker 26: So he had his wife asked me specifically not to
Speaker 26: wear crop tops or short skirts, anything we're really or
Speaker 26: anything that was like risque to their house when I
Speaker 26: was babysitting, because he didn't want his daughter to see that,
Speaker 26: and he didn't want to see it either.
Speaker 3: Wow, the dad comfortable.
Speaker 26: She was wearing Sophie shorts and a crop top when
Speaker 26: she asked me not to dressed.
Speaker 18: Like that anymore when I came over to their house.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's crazy.
Speaker 27: And I understand where I'm coming from, because was the one.
Speaker 3: That's good Yeah, timptation, And I'm glad he asked the
Speaker 3: wife to ask you because it could be looked at. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's great.
Speaker 26: Well definitely made me feel a little uncomfortable though, because
Speaker 26: I was like, this is I don't know, how do
Speaker 26: you ask someone who comes to your house to watch
Speaker 26: your kids not to dress a certain way? I get it,
Speaker 26: but like if that's how you feel, don't hire me.
Speaker 3: Like what what do you? What do you? What are
Speaker 3: you wearing today? On your way? What you got on
Speaker 3: right now?
Speaker 27: Viking's gonna touch hurt.
Speaker 3: Hey, No, all right, Well have a good day, nanny Brianna.
Speaker 3: We love you too, you in a listener way. So
Speaker 3: by hold and Jordan wants to talk to keV What
Speaker 3: about Jordan?
Speaker 20: So for next week? The topics for next.
Speaker 6: Week, Yeah, they're gonna be what what babysitter jo has?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 3: Shannon Shannon Link? What would Josiah think if you hired
Speaker 3: one of those girls that Shannon went through, especially that
Speaker 3: brunette that went by. What would you think if all
Speaker 3: of a sudden, Hey, I'd like you to introduce you
Speaker 3: to what's a girl's name from this age? Range from
Speaker 3: that age? Brianna? Yeah, I'd like you to Bianca's babysitting
Speaker 3: in your child. Hey, he might take a few moments
Speaker 3: off roadblocks'.
Speaker 2: Mod you in the mornings? Five it's six fifty five five,
Speaker 2: six fifty.
Speaker 3: Five five sixty. Yes, it has been a battle all week.
Speaker 3: We've had one champion fall to her sword and she
Speaker 3: has gotten five out of five correct every day since
Speaker 3: going for her fourth win. On a Friday, Returning champion
Speaker 3: Stephanie is back up, Stephanie.
Speaker 14: What's going on?
Speaker 3: How are we feeling this Friday.
Speaker 27: I'm feeling fairly confident.
Speaker 18: Fairly confident.
Speaker 21: It's Friday, so I'm feeling good.
Speaker 3: I like it. We're gonna meet your challenger right now,
Speaker 3: looking to dethrone you, bringing her own sword to the
Speaker 3: five and six fifty five Sue ls So, good morning, Sue,
Speaker 3: Good morning. How are you?
Speaker 29: I'm great? How are you guys?
Speaker 9: I am doing great, Sue, Zach is great, Anna's great.
Speaker 3: The whole team is great. Stephanie. It is Friday.
Speaker 9: Yes, Sue is on the phone now, Sue. I don't
Speaker 9: know if you've been paying attention, is we? But Stephanie
Speaker 9: is no joke. She is a champion.
Speaker 3: Yes for five. I'm scared. Don't be scared.
Speaker 27: So don't be scared. Don't be here too.
Speaker 18: But I like hearing that.
Speaker 17: I like that you're intimidated a little bit.
Speaker 9: All right, Well, Stephanie, we're gonna lock you up in
Speaker 9: a soundproof boof Sue.
Speaker 3: It is your time to shine. Are you ready?
Speaker 30: I am all right?
Speaker 3: Question number one? One more second? I'm sorry? Okay, Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: the double We're gonna double lock, Sue, double lock, no
Speaker 3: double locked stuff, Stephanie. Yeah, yeah, double lock Stephanie. All right,
Speaker 3: So We're good. We are good? Ye are good?
Speaker 9: Multiple choice is the first question. First question is multiple choice.
Speaker 9: Detroit Lions tight end Sam oh shit, cocky mushrooms. Detroit
Speaker 9: Lions player Sam Laporta reportedly suffered a hip injury in
Speaker 9: practice yesterday and his status for the season opener is unclear.
Speaker 9: What position does he play now? This is multiple choice?
Speaker 9: Is it running back, tight end or wide receiver?
Speaker 31: Tight ends?
Speaker 3: Question number two Compton Rappers. No, No, We're gonna We're
Speaker 3: gonna find out Compton Rapper. The Game dropped an album
Speaker 3: yesterday called The Documentary Three true or false? The Game
Speaker 3: was once a member of fifty cents group G Unit.
Speaker 2: Three seconds Yeah true.
Speaker 3: Question number three.
Speaker 9: Ella Langley has spent eighteen weeks at number one on
Speaker 9: the Billboard Charts, the most weeks for a non holiday
Speaker 9: song by a female artist in history.
Speaker 3: What's the name of the song? Three seconds? Three?
Speaker 2: Excuse me?
Speaker 7: What's the name of Ella Langley's song? No Question Number four.
Speaker 9: Famous podcaster and soon to be mom Alex Cooper is
Speaker 9: celebrating her thirty second birthday today. What's the name of
Speaker 9: her famous podcast?
Speaker 3: Three seconds?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 3: All right? And our final question, the show Outer Banks
Speaker 3: premiered its fifth and final season yesterday. What streaming platform?
Speaker 9: Can you watch the show on Netflix?
Speaker 3: All right? There we go.
Speaker 9: Fifth and final question has been asked and answered, and
Speaker 9: now we are unlocking.
Speaker 3: Double unlocking because I locked her up twice. Know the
Speaker 3: double unlock? Looking for our champion? How do you think
Speaker 3: you did? Sue?
Speaker 29: I figure I got two or three out of five?
Speaker 3: Okay, well you're spot on. Stephanie has returned.
Speaker 9: Okay, Stephanie, Sue got three out of five?
Speaker 3: Correct?
Speaker 32: Okay, okay, okay, okay, we got this.
Speaker 33: Go get I met some dumb bastards in my time,
Speaker 33: but you out to them all.
Speaker 3: Anahore is very respectable. All right, Stephanie? Ready?
Speaker 17: Yes, I'm ready?
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 9: Our first question is a multiple choice question. Detroit Lions
Speaker 9: player Sam Laporta reportedly suffered a hip industry in practice
Speaker 9: yesterday and his status for the season opener is unclear.
Speaker 3: What position does he play? Is he a running back,
Speaker 3: a tight end or a wide receiver?
Speaker 20: Uh?
Speaker 13: Nice?
Speaker 9: One to one question number two Compton rapper. The Game
Speaker 9: dropped an album last night called the Documentary three True
Speaker 9: or False. The Game was once a member of fifty
Speaker 9: Cents group g unit.
Speaker 3: True nice. Not the only person that dropped an album yesterday.
Speaker 9: Our very own Zach marsh and who dropped in an
Speaker 9: album yesterday in Tricklactic Beats.
Speaker 3: Go check it out? Go check out Zach's music. Al right,
Speaker 3: back to the game.
Speaker 9: Question number three, Ella Langley Lee has spent eighteen weeks
Speaker 9: at number one on the Billboard Charts, the most weeks
Speaker 9: for a non holiday song by a female artist in history.
Speaker 3: What's the name of the song? Yes, that's right. Jus
Speaker 3: in Texas, someone's doing laundry over where? What's going on?
Speaker 3: I'm glad that's wait? Question number four.
Speaker 9: Famous podcast and soon to be mom Alex Cooper is
Speaker 9: celebrating her thirty second birthday today.
Speaker 3: What's the name of her famous podcast? Three seconds?
Speaker 18: I'll call her daddy?
Speaker 3: That's right? And for another perfect scorn. Question number five.
Speaker 9: The show Outer Banks premiered its fifth and final season yesterday.
Speaker 9: What streaming platform can you watch the show on?
Speaker 3: Five questions five answers Tephanie, what another perfect sport?
Speaker 9: The perfect wait around out? What has been a perfect
Speaker 9: week for you? Still Champion coming back for her fifth.
Speaker 3: Win on Monday?
Speaker 9: And Sue Lanista, you do not go home empty handed.
Speaker 9: You got an ultimate four pack of tickets to Urban
Speaker 9: Air Trampoline Park, so we're gonna hook you up with that.
Speaker 27: Okay, thank you so much.
Speaker 3: Great job, Sue. Thank you for playing Stephanie in the
Speaker 3: Week with some wisdom. Give the people a walk off music.
Speaker 21: Oh wait, what's my Oh dude, keV, don't put me
Speaker 21: on the spot like that right now.
Speaker 3: This is your post game speech. How's the week?
Speaker 34: Okay, okay, we spent great, It's Friday.
Speaker 27: Let's freaking go. Let's kill this workday and let's start
Speaker 27: off the week.
Speaker 16: I'm ready for some challengers and let's bring it.
Speaker 9: Let's go, let's bring it. Congratulation stuff. You have a
Speaker 9: blessed week, y'all. So hang on the last step. We'll
Speaker 9: see you Monday.
Speaker 2: It's Mojo in the Morning. Five is six fifty.
Speaker 35: Five five five.
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Speaker 3: All right, Mojo in the Morning Show Phone numbers eight
Speaker 3: four four Mojo Live eight four four sixty six five
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Speaker 3: You know, I always like to lead with example, examples
Speaker 3: hair on the show. My goal is to never ask
Speaker 3: you guys to do anything that I wouldn't do. I
Speaker 3: have had moments in my career where people have said
Speaker 3: to me, why don't you show and go? You know,
Speaker 3: show and go is what are we talking about? Your
Speaker 3: four and hit the door? You know where you kind
Speaker 3: of show up for the show, just do it and leave,
Speaker 3: kind of kind of like the guy nextored us. You know,
Speaker 3: I'm just kidding, Josh, Actually we're sorry. There have been
Speaker 3: some morning shows though. I'm always blown away when I
Speaker 3: talk to some of these other morning shows and I'll
Speaker 3: get like a text message and I'm like, wait a second,
Speaker 3: your show's still on the air, And I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I left an hour or I voice tracked the last
Speaker 3: hour of the show.
Speaker 7: There's so many shows we know that do that, Like.
Speaker 3: Are you kidding me? I get chosen what you guys do.
Speaker 3: Like we stay on the air till ten thirty when
Speaker 3: our show's supposed to be over with at ten, and
Speaker 3: sometimes we don't even addit ten thirty. Sometimes I get
Speaker 3: got damn Daniel and Toledo saying, are you guys ever
Speaker 3: gonna end the show?
Speaker 7: Daniel?
Speaker 3: We love you so long story short. Friday, I did
Speaker 3: my foreur and hit the door. Friday. I needed to
Speaker 3: get out of here because I had some things I
Speaker 3: had to do. I had to take some pictures for
Speaker 3: some stuff.
Speaker 7: Dude, you did not even say goodbye.
Speaker 3: To me, Shannon. I had to go. Weally.
Speaker 7: We didn't even record our weekend weathers that we were
Speaker 7: supposed nothing.
Speaker 3: I figured, I don't care what the weekend, whether it is,
Speaker 3: we're gonna people can People will go outside and look
Speaker 3: outside and they'll figure it out. So I text earlier
Speaker 3: in the show because I looked at myself in the morning,
Speaker 3: I was like, man, I should have called and got
Speaker 3: a gotten a haircut. I didn't get a haircut. So
Speaker 3: I text George from six Salon because he works down
Speaker 3: at the six Salon here in Detroit on Woodward. They
Speaker 3: got like three locations of it. They got the one
Speaker 3: I go to all the time with Katrina and Birmingham,
Speaker 3: then they have Royal Lobe, and then they have one downtown,
Speaker 3: which by the way, is my first time ever walking
Speaker 3: in that salon. I texted him. I said, Hey, are
Speaker 3: you in the salon today? He goes, yeah. I go cool.
Speaker 3: I was going to ask you if there's any way
Speaker 3: I could come in and just get a cleanup. I
Speaker 3: needed a clean up job, so I was taking some pictures.
Speaker 3: He says absolutely. He says, what time can you be here?
Speaker 3: I said, well, I need to do it quick because
Speaker 3: I got something going on at like eleven thirty. Can
Speaker 3: you get me in before? He said absolutely. He gets
Speaker 3: me in at eleven o'clock in the morning. We end
Speaker 3: the show at ten thirty. I say, I got to
Speaker 3: get out of here. I say something to Zach. I go, Zach,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna sneak out here real quick. If anybody says anything,
Speaker 3: tell them I'm in the bathroom. And I said, I
Speaker 3: feel bad. I should talk to Lydia because I always
Speaker 3: at very least sometimes I'll say leave and I won't
Speaker 3: say goodbye to you know, keV and Shannon and you know,
Speaker 3: uh now Anna, but I will make sure I say
Speaker 3: goodbye to the girls because they're in the other room.
Speaker 3: And Beyonca, I think you were in the studio with
Speaker 3: me when I was leaving, so I think you were
Speaker 3: in here.
Speaker 32: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, so I was like, bye piece out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I said goodbye to you, but I didn't
Speaker 3: say good bye to Lydia, and I felt really bad
Speaker 3: about the whole thing, and I was like, ah, I
Speaker 3: should probably text her. And then I'm like, you know what,
Speaker 3: I'll just go get my hair cut and maybe after
Speaker 3: my thing, I'll come back to the station because Lydia
Speaker 3: sometimes we'll stay at the studios until like one o'clock,
Speaker 3: three o'clock in the afternoon. I get over to six
Speaker 3: Salon I Park, which, by the way, what a great location.
Speaker 3: Straight off what I mean. That Apple store looks really
Speaker 3: not it was packed on Friday always all we look
Speaker 3: like downtown Detroit looks like a downtown city, Like it
Speaker 3: looks really nice, Like it doesn't look like what Detroit
Speaker 3: looked like Super Bowl time back back in like twenty six,
Speaker 3: Like we actually have buildings. Back then, they had fake buildings.
Speaker 3: They had like styrofoam buildings back then. If you ever
Speaker 3: heard about that story they had it made it look
Speaker 3: like a fake outside. So I get into the salon
Speaker 3: and George is there and he goes, hey, one of
Speaker 3: your your people that you work with is Hare And
Speaker 3: I'm thinking, oh, okay, one of the you know, maybe
Speaker 3: people that work in the sales department or something like that,
Speaker 3: or like playing hooky from work on a Friday. And
Speaker 3: I look over at the you know, shampoo bowls that
Speaker 3: they have there. They got like seven of them lined
Speaker 3: up with the packed This place is like jammed on
Speaker 3: a Friday, Friday afternoon, and Lydia's got her head in
Speaker 3: the champoo ball there. I was. I'm thinking to myself,
Speaker 3: I'm playing hooky. She's in the shampoo ball. She left
Speaker 3: me before the show, even no.
Speaker 36: I did not.
Speaker 37: Don't don't make false accusations. I definitely left out at.
Speaker 3: It, like, fie, how did you leave?
Speaker 7: How did I recorded station features?
Speaker 31: We were done? I got out of here at eleven
Speaker 31: o five.
Speaker 3: How did you get there so fast? Because I literally
Speaker 3: drove all the way over there. I parked in the
Speaker 3: twenty dollars lot, which by the way, is expensive as hell.
Speaker 3: The park. That guy's a robber, Yeah, in the bat
Speaker 3: that is, he's a robber. I said, like him, I
Speaker 3: sent you the guy.
Speaker 35: I go.
Speaker 3: He gets out of a car. First off, he looks
Speaker 3: shady as hell. He gets out of a car and
Speaker 3: he goes. That's twenty dollars for two hours. I go
Speaker 3: twenty dollars for two hours, and my hubcap's gonna still
Speaker 3: be here when I leave. You're gonna sell my car,
Speaker 3: aren't you.
Speaker 4: I got a different guy for you.
Speaker 3: Please. Actually, if I knew that Lydia was going there,
Speaker 3: would have taken a ride from her.
Speaker 31: You should have.
Speaker 3: So she goes, So Lydia is there. She's getting her
Speaker 3: hair done before the show even ended.
Speaker 4: That's still not true. But I ran into Lydia on
Speaker 4: the way out.
Speaker 5: I think I was running to the bathroom because we
Speaker 5: had just ended the show and she had stuff, and
Speaker 5: I was like, wait, what's going on?
Speaker 4: And She's like, I have an appointment? I did?
Speaker 3: Did? She played off like it was an important appointment.
Speaker 5: She just at appointment and I didn't ask questions. But
Speaker 5: I also live downtown, so imagine this. I'm walking past
Speaker 5: six salon. I look in the window. I see Lydia.
Speaker 4: Ambo I walked you had an appointment too?
Speaker 3: I didn't. I was like kidding on.
Speaker 7: I was like, dang, I feel really left out.
Speaker 31: I should have hair.
Speaker 3: Washed, Shannon. The funny thing is I'm trying to hide
Speaker 3: myself playing uh, you know, ditch Senior, Ditch Day and
Speaker 3: Lydia is senior ditch Day and before me, she was
Speaker 3: like there and she was getting her hair done. And
Speaker 3: when did you have? First off, is that the salon
Speaker 3: that you normally go to? Do you normally go to
Speaker 3: UH six downtown?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 37: I normally go to see Carson at six in Birmingham.
Speaker 37: But I started seeing Andrea, who only works at the
Speaker 37: six in Detroit. So I fell in love with the
Speaker 37: way that she does my hair. So now I go
Speaker 37: to see he doesn't great?
Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks. I felt like I was cheating on Katrina
Speaker 3: on Friday. I felt bad because normally if I called Katrina,
Speaker 3: she'll get me in. She's great about that. But I
Speaker 3: had something downtown and I couldn't go all the way
Speaker 3: to Birmingham and then drive all the way back downtown. Yeah,
Speaker 3: And so I thought, oh, geez, but but I will.
Speaker 3: Can I throw this out there? Has anybody ever caught
Speaker 3: their coworker doing something during work hours that they shouldn't
Speaker 3: have been doing. This reminded me so much of the
Speaker 3: days when we would see our coworkers at like Target
Speaker 3: in the middle of the day doing yoga or doing yoga.
Speaker 15: And I used to do yoga all the time, and
Speaker 15: we could make the twelve thirty class because we were
Speaker 15: done with our show, but everybody else was supposed to
Speaker 15: be working, and we'd walk in and see Heather and
Speaker 15: Kelly and Andrea.
Speaker 7: I'd be like, oh, hey.
Speaker 5: Guys, with all the work from home, it has to
Speaker 5: be absolute.
Speaker 24: Yeah.
Speaker 37: Didn't you have a former audio producer who would be
Speaker 37: late for work and he would stop and get bagels
Speaker 37: on the way in.
Speaker 3: It was Eric Eric used to But Eric Eric was different.
Speaker 3: There's there's a difference between the guy that always shows
Speaker 3: up late, because honestly, I think you show up late,
Speaker 3: that's the part that you got it. You gotta a
Speaker 3: least show up on time. But Eric would show up
Speaker 3: like late, and he would always pretend like he was
Speaker 3: stuck in the what was that bagel place that Einstein?
Speaker 3: Alston coming in with a bag of Einstein. He didn't
Speaker 3: go man, the line of Einstein was crazy. Today, I'm
Speaker 3: like three hours crazy.
Speaker 7: Einstein's doesn't even open until after the show starts.
Speaker 3: A few times on my quote unquote lunch break, Oh really,
Speaker 3: Linda Bell all and chilled or you know, did other things.
Speaker 7: I see that's your lunch break. Shouldn't you be able
Speaker 7: to do whatever you.
Speaker 3: Want with that time, absolutely absolutely, or you schedule a meeting.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you're really meeting. He's got a
Speaker 3: block off your calendar, Kevin, Kevin, there have been times
Speaker 3: where you're like, I'm out and I'm like, oh, where's
Speaker 3: he going? He's got like a doctor's appointment or something
Speaker 3: like that. I know you're just sitting on the couch
Speaker 3: watching what's up? Keith?
Speaker 29: Hi?
Speaker 3: How you doing in?
Speaker 13: Hey Mojo, it's Keith. Remember a couple of weeks ago
Speaker 13: you're freaking out about the Tigers not making the playoffs?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought it was not possible. Yeah, hey Keith, Keith, Keith,
Speaker 3: we're playing the Guardians. What what's our record against the
Speaker 3: Guardians this year? We don't turn this crap around, We're
Speaker 3: going to be We're going to be out in two games.
Speaker 3: So right now, people fans were pissed that they rested
Speaker 3: Trek Schouble yesterday because a lot of people wanted them
Speaker 3: to win their division. And I felt like that was
Speaker 3: actually ridiculous that fans were upset that Trek Scoogle was sitting.
Speaker 3: You save him for game one? Whenn't the playoffs start?
Speaker 3: I think tomorrow? That's if I'm not mistaken, I think
Speaker 3: that the wild Card starts tomorrow. Uh, Susan, we're talking
Speaker 3: about uh playing hooky from work? What's going on?
Speaker 19: Good morning, guys.
Speaker 3: Morning.
Speaker 27: I So I used to work at.
Speaker 21: Tony Paco's downtown across from the ballpark in Toledo.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 21: Yeah, And so one day I wanted to go to
Speaker 21: a baseball.
Speaker 38: Game really early, so I left early, left, you know,
Speaker 38: my other shift manager in charge.
Speaker 19: I get there and.
Speaker 39: My GM is there who had already called.
Speaker 18: Off for the day.
Speaker 3: That's great. So he calls off saying that he's not
Speaker 3: coming to work. Did he say he was sick or something?
Speaker 40: Yeah, yeah, he said he was sick.
Speaker 27: He had strep throat.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, you can't do that though. You can't like
Speaker 3: go to a big event like that.
Speaker 7: Absolutely you're run into somebody.
Speaker 17: He wasn't sick at all.
Speaker 7: He just definitely wanted to go to the game. No,
Speaker 7: that's what we're saying.
Speaker 9: Yeah, let people do this at Pistons games where you
Speaker 9: see fans getting really loud and the camera wants to
Speaker 9: point it at him, and people been like, no, no, no,
Speaker 9: I'm not supposed to be here.
Speaker 3: There was a news report I remember back in the
Speaker 3: day that somebody got busted and they ended up getting fired.
Speaker 3: I think it was Channel four and Detroit did a
Speaker 3: news report on, oh the events happening this weekend at
Speaker 3: Arts Beats Eats, and it was a lady who had
Speaker 3: called in sick from the hospital I think it was
Speaker 3: Beaumont at the time, and called in sick from the hospital.
Speaker 3: And there she was sitting there having drinks at Arts
Speaker 3: Beats and Eats, walking around and her bosses ended up
Speaker 3: seeing it. My favorite ever though, This was one of
Speaker 3: my favorite things ever. We used to have a lady
Speaker 3: that used to work here at the station. Her name
Speaker 3: was Cheryl, and these were this is back when you
Speaker 3: had like our offices used to have twenty eight people
Speaker 3: just in the front office. And it was the GM.
Speaker 3: It was back we had GM, We had a business department,
Speaker 3: we had HR, we had all this stuff, like we
Speaker 3: have none of this stuff anymore now. It's all in
Speaker 3: India or something. It is. It's like some you know,
Speaker 3: guy answering the phone that says his name is Keith,
Speaker 3: but its real name is not you know. And long
Speaker 3: story short, we would we would go as a show,
Speaker 3: all of us as a show. Would go to shop
Speaker 3: for like bits that we had the next day, like
Speaker 3: contests and things that we're doing, and we would be
Speaker 3: like walking the store and all of a sudden, I'd
Speaker 3: hear is that Cheryl's boys and I would go to
Speaker 3: the next dial and it would be all the ladies
Speaker 3: from the office, and it would be like one o'clock
Speaker 3: in the afternoon, and they'd been gone for two and
Speaker 3: a half three hours team bonding. And Steve Shram, the
Speaker 3: old boss, the general manager, was none the wiser. He
Speaker 3: thought they were all in as Lydia was immediate. I
Speaker 3: love that Lydia told you she was going to a meeting,
Speaker 3: an appointment, an appointment she shouldn't.
Speaker 31: If she would have asked, I have told her I
Speaker 31: don't care.
Speaker 3: So that's what's happening.
Speaker 24: I So when I lived in Alaska, I worked at
Speaker 24: a doggy daycare center and we had two buildings. They
Speaker 24: were directly across the street from one another. One was
Speaker 24: for boarding and like playgrounds. The other one was like
Speaker 24: grooming and another playground. Well, my boss came in, the
Speaker 24: owner of the buildings and said, we have to close
Speaker 24: down the building for the day, so we need to
Speaker 24: move over. What we can to the other building. So
Speaker 24: we were all moving all the supplies over and a
Speaker 24: couple hours into the day starting at my cowork and
Speaker 24: I realized we have forgot stuff, so we went back
Speaker 24: to the to grab it. And when we walked in,
Speaker 24: she was in the back of the dogwash area making
Speaker 24: an adult film with a toy and the dog.
Speaker 3: Yeah wait a second, she was like doing her own like, uh.
Speaker 17: Yeah, it was her.
Speaker 24: And then and she was in the bathtub and they
Speaker 24: were filming her, Like, oh.
Speaker 3: My god, have you ever seen the video? Like did
Speaker 3: you ever go on? Like was not a good look.
Speaker 4: I would say to the.
Speaker 3: Any way, that is the weirdest porn ever, Like we're
Speaker 3: having porn at the doggy Days. How do you google that?
Speaker 3: I don't know what category does that come up at?
Speaker 3: What's up? Chris? Hey all you guys, good buddy Christian,
Speaker 3: Actually not Christian. What's going on?
Speaker 11: So there was one time that you know, I was
Speaker 11: kind of a trip to Florida. My brother wanted to go,
Speaker 11: so he told his job that a family member died.
Speaker 11: But this guy didn't think it through, so he posted
Speaker 11: on Facebook his whole trip and you were on a yacht.
Speaker 3: The whole time.
Speaker 11: So they called him about two days later and fired him.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, use Yeah, you do not kill off family.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I know, that's what I told him, but I
Speaker 11: should I also told him, you should have thought about
Speaker 11: it and been like my grandma or something wanted her
Speaker 11: ashes out in the water.
Speaker 3: So that's actually a really good Yeah. Hey, question for you, Christian,
Speaker 3: are you intrigued at all to watch the porn from
Speaker 3: inside of the doggy daycare doggy bat?
Speaker 11: No, I'm okay with that one.
Speaker 3: I kind of want to know what it looked like.
Speaker 3: You know, I'm kind of interested.
Speaker 11: Just imagine it and be okay with that.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, thank you for the call. Appreciate it.
Speaker 11: Yeah, no problem.
Speaker 2: Teachers. Two weeks ago you had your freedom. Now it's
Speaker 2: nine months in prison. Welcome back to school. This is
Speaker 2: Mojo in the Morning.
Speaker 3: Wow, Mojo on the Morning Show. Kevin's uncle got hit
Speaker 3: by a car.
Speaker 9: Yeah bruh, sh out to uncle Keith. Not my real uncle,
Speaker 9: but like you know, like family, that's my dad, those uncles.
Speaker 3: It's my dad. Best. No, and I'm one of my
Speaker 3: mama like boyfriend uncle like not like that's so weird
Speaker 3: you No, my mom ain't never bring dudes to the crib.
Speaker 3: She was never on that time. But Keith, I've been
Speaker 3: doing Keith forever. He like one of my dad's oldest friends.
Speaker 3: Keith used to paint all the houses, do all the handiworks.
Speaker 3: Didn't you love when you had your uncle in your
Speaker 3: life that was a friend of the families, and you'd
Speaker 3: call him uncle and then you find out one day
Speaker 3: they're not really your uncle, Like you're like not even
Speaker 3: related to tell you absolutely, And Keith got a crazy laugh.
Speaker 3: He's like, that's not he used the laugh. Hopefully he's
Speaker 3: okay from getting it.
Speaker 9: It's not even like the wildest craziest story, not that
Speaker 9: it needs to be, because anytime you get hit by
Speaker 9: a car is the craziest story.
Speaker 3: On its own. But Keep is walking out of the grocery,
Speaker 3: not the grocery, walking out of the gas station and
Speaker 3: a white truck backs into him. The picture that I got,
Speaker 3: So my mom, I Keep must have called my mom
Speaker 3: or my mom called Keith because Keith, again, that's a
Speaker 3: lot of handiwork. He was supposed to like cut some
Speaker 3: trees down, so she was calling him about that. He
Speaker 3: was like, I ain't gonna be able to make it
Speaker 3: and she's like, what's going on. He's like, I got
Speaker 3: hit by a car.
Speaker 9: I'll show you and I'll tell you.
Speaker 3: That's why you laugh.
Speaker 29: Dog.
Speaker 3: The picture she showed me is literally him on the grounds.
Speaker 5: I'm just imagining him laying there taking I'm dying.
Speaker 3: I'll started laughing before I say this is he Okay,
Speaker 3: you see my mama sent a lot of pictures though. Wait, wait,
Speaker 3: who took the picture of him on the ground. It's
Speaker 3: his point of view, him like like aiming up at
Speaker 3: the license plate of the truck's Has anybody ever been
Speaker 3: hit by a card did you?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I mean I think it happens semi frequently downtown just
Speaker 5: because there's more traffic. But I was crossing at a
Speaker 5: crosswalk and someone was making a turn and they just
Speaker 5: swiped my legs out from under.
Speaker 3: Oh no, yeah, they just keep driving.
Speaker 4: Let me see.
Speaker 3: You see a big words, dude, his legs just out
Speaker 3: there the silver. Is that blood on him or is
Speaker 3: that not? That's paint? Like you, he's a painter. Oh
Speaker 3: my god, you wanted to get.
Speaker 7: That license plate?
Speaker 4: This could be evidence in a clay that.
Speaker 3: My buddy Jeff Saquay got hit by an Amazon truck.
Speaker 4: That's a good one because you could get some money.
Speaker 3: I swear. Remember I talked about it in the air
Speaker 3: Jeff Sackweg. I was on the phone with him when
Speaker 3: he got hit. Wow.
Speaker 7: I remember vaguely remember that.
Speaker 3: We have a podcast of it. It's he was walking
Speaker 3: across Pontiac Trail and he's on the phone with me
Speaker 3: and he's like, yeah. So he's like telling me some
Speaker 3: story about some you know girl that he was hanging with,
Speaker 3: and all of a sudden you hear in the here
Speaker 3: and then you hear like that, and then you hear
Speaker 3: I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay.
Speaker 2: Fall.
Speaker 3: It was my fall. It was my fault. No, can
Speaker 3: I tell you something about him? This just shows you
Speaker 3: what kind of guy Jeff Saqua is. That he got
Speaker 3: up and he didn't go to the hospital because he
Speaker 3: knew it'd have to wait, so instead he went to
Speaker 3: the Jewish country club because he knew there'd be a
Speaker 3: bunch of Jewish doctors that were hanging out there. And
Speaker 3: he got seen by a guy who was I think
Speaker 3: a cardio or not the cardiologist, a chiro something. He
Speaker 3: got a story and then eventually went to the doctor
Speaker 3: and he had some broken ribs and stuff, and he said,
Speaker 3: I'm not every I talked about it in the air.
Speaker 3: Every attorney called him, right, call Sam, you know Femininio,
Speaker 3: probably you know Figer. All these guys called him up.
Speaker 3: They all call him up, and Jeff goes, I'm not swing.
Speaker 3: He goes, it was my fault. I wasn't paying attention.
Speaker 15: I thought you were going to say he knew the
Speaker 15: guy who was driving the car, because he literally knows everybody.
Speaker 3: He could have owned part of Amazon at least gotten
Speaker 3: some gift cards. That's how you know you already reached
Speaker 3: What about what about our uncle, Harry uncle his uncle?
Speaker 3: Because David as last time off, why I left him
Speaker 3: a voicemail. I ain't been able to talk to him.
Speaker 3: He couldn't come paint, but he hold on. And by
Speaker 3: the way, David Feminino told me, if you missed, you
Speaker 3: know you miss work. You're getting paid. What's going on, Stacy?
Speaker 21: Hi, Hey, guys, good morning, and how are you.
Speaker 3: We're talking about Kevin's uncle. They got hit by a truck.
Speaker 27: Yeah, so my.
Speaker 21: Son was fifteen walking home from football practice and got
Speaker 21: hit by a car on grash. It got a phone
Speaker 21: call from his friend saying he's gonna be okay. But
Speaker 21: and thankfully I had left work early and I was
Speaker 21: five minutes away. Well, I was probably ten minutes away,
Speaker 21: but the way I.
Speaker 29: Drive, I was five minutes away.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 29: Wow, I got there.
Speaker 21: They were closing the door of the ambulance, so I
Speaker 21: was able to ride in the ambulance with him. And
Speaker 21: it's funny because I looked at the volunteer fireman. I
Speaker 21: was like, dude, you got him with my car. I
Speaker 21: was like, but my gun is in my purse, so
Speaker 21: do something with that, okay, And he was like, dude,
Speaker 21: He's like, I can't with you because I knew him,
Speaker 21: And so he took my car and my son ended
Speaker 21: up being okay, get a prectured, call this and pressured.
Speaker 19: Yeah.
Speaker 21: So he wasn't walking for a couple of weeks, and
Speaker 21: my ex husband was pretty much no help. So my
Speaker 21: son was like one hundred and eighty and nine pounds
Speaker 21: and I had to like pretty much do everything for
Speaker 21: him for two weeks.
Speaker 17: So it was rough.
Speaker 21: But he's good now. He's twenty two and dammards.
Speaker 13: I love him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, thank you for the call. Thanks for calling.
Speaker 3: I'm about that one, Tony, you got hit? Where'd you get?
Speaker 13: Head down?
Speaker 20: In great time? In downtown Detroit?
Speaker 3: What the hell? What happened?
Speaker 24: So?
Speaker 20: I was doing security at a venue and we were
Speaker 20: going out this real customer and we were tesla in
Speaker 20: the middle of the street and the car was coming
Speaker 20: and I was telling the god, Hey a car coming,
Speaker 20: let go, let go.
Speaker 2: He didn't let go, So we got hit by the car.
Speaker 3: We got hit. Did you like me?
Speaker 11: We got here first because I saw the car Coming's
Speaker 11: what I've heard.
Speaker 20: I turned him.
Speaker 4: How did you?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I like to drinking.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 3: By the way, I like how you used him as
Speaker 3: your shield. That's funny, Tony. What's up, Josie? How you
Speaker 3: doing good?
Speaker 41: How are you?
Speaker 3: We're doing great? What's going on? We're talking about getting
Speaker 3: hit by a card? Did this happen to you?
Speaker 20: Yeah?
Speaker 34: When I was young, I was crossing the road in
Speaker 34: front of my house and my neighbor she panicked. I
Speaker 34: guess when she saw me and turned into my driveway.
Speaker 7: And hit me.
Speaker 3: Man, I don't like this. I just seen that Netflix thing.
Speaker 3: My perfect neighbor. I'm di. Does she feel horrible, Josie?
Speaker 11: I guess I family?
Speaker 3: He looks okay, man, I didn't do you know, Thank
Speaker 3: God you're okay. That's horrible. That's I was hitting anybody.
Speaker 3: I don't want to hit my neighbor, for God's sake,
Speaker 3: So you live with that. My favorite text out of
Speaker 3: anybody who was three to one three Uncle Keith better
Speaker 3: call top Dog Law. What was the top Wait, Kevin,
Speaker 3: do the top Dog Law commercial? The Top Dog Law
Speaker 3: commercial about Uncle Keith hit coming out the gas station?
Speaker 3: Give me some music? What do I play? What would
Speaker 3: be a good song?
Speaker 42: All right?
Speaker 3: Okay, hold assay, hold on, all right, hold assay. Don't
Speaker 3: go anywhere. Don't go, don't go anywhere.
Speaker 43: Uncle Keith coming out the gas station. You see a truck.
Speaker 43: He's not watching where he's going. He's smashing Uncle Keith.
Speaker 3: He's on the ground. He's got some license plate.
Speaker 7: He's calling this dolly.
Speaker 3: Now the dog got some money? Oh oh my god, it.
Speaker 10: Was good.
Speaker 2: Time. And tell us what we can do better? Or
Speaker 2: will be screwed up? Or what damnity is? We are
Speaker 2: cent to nine five zerosio.
Speaker 3: This is Mojo in the Morning.
Speaker 4: It's titme for more Mojo to Mojo.
Speaker 3: In the morning, Joe in the Morning. It's funny that
Speaker 3: Anna has this next topic because I actually watched the
Speaker 3: actual show and I love it. But a real life
Speaker 3: ninety day fiance? Do you ever watch the show?
Speaker 5: I do, so I was so excited when I started
Speaker 5: hearing this story. I was like, tell me more.
Speaker 3: I love that show. I don't know why I do
Speaker 3: so much, but it's kind of crazy. But who's the
Speaker 3: real life ninety Dance?
Speaker 5: So I was out to eat. I was sitting at
Speaker 5: the bar because it was just my friend and I
Speaker 5: and we were talking to the bartender, who was a
Speaker 5: great guy, super social, telling us pretty much his whole
Speaker 5: life story. And I come to find out that he's
Speaker 5: from the Deman Republic. He used to work at a
Speaker 5: resort and he met an American woman from Detroit, married her,
Speaker 5: and now is living here with her. And I'm like, oh,
Speaker 5: that's cool, Like I hear about that all the time.
Speaker 5: But then he says, and I still have a wife
Speaker 5: in the Dominican Republic with three kids.
Speaker 4: What I said, how are you having two wives, sir?
Speaker 5: He was like, no, my American wife has no idea.
Speaker 5: I work as a bartender on the side. I send
Speaker 5: cash back to my other wife. And he's like my
Speaker 5: plan is to somehow get my wife and kids to
Speaker 5: America and divorce the wife I'm with Now, I was like,
Speaker 5: this is a scandal.
Speaker 3: Wait, so he has no interest in the wife now
Speaker 3: like he use her?
Speaker 4: He literally used her, is actively using her right now?
Speaker 3: Does does he go back to Dominican Republic? He doesn't
Speaker 3: go back to visit his wife and kid.
Speaker 5: Just sends them money and tells them he's going to
Speaker 5: get them to the United States. And the wife in
Speaker 5: the Dominican Republic is fully aware of Fine.
Speaker 3: I guess how long has has this been going on for?
Speaker 4: He said, it's been like three years.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh. She hasn't seen his kids going back.
Speaker 3: He's not getting them back, you don't think. So he
Speaker 3: enjoyed the cookies to me.
Speaker 5: Like it seemed like he really wasn't into the American wife,
Speaker 5: Like he was just here because she got him here.
Speaker 3: Does the the American wife make money? Like? Is she
Speaker 3: like a mine maker?
Speaker 4: I didn't get into that.
Speaker 3: But because he's he's bartending, so I can't imagine she
Speaker 3: makes you know that much where he doesn't have to worry,
Speaker 3: right right?
Speaker 5: Yes, or he's just bartending to get the cash to
Speaker 5: send to his other wife.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I can't believe how many people that I know personally
Speaker 3: that have met a woman or even a man when
Speaker 3: they've gone on a vacation to like an island somewhere.
Speaker 5: I could totally see it because every time I'm at
Speaker 5: a resort, the bartenders are the best. They're so fun,
Speaker 5: They're usually cute, like they're flirt So I could absolutely
Speaker 5: see this happening.
Speaker 9: I mean, Chosea was just in Can't Cole and it
Speaker 9: was called her Stacy's Mall.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got to watch out of all of a sudden,
Speaker 3: she's going back to Mexico. But it was funny because
Speaker 3: I often will watch like ninety Fiance, like a show
Speaker 3: like that, and I'll watch that show and I'll go,
Speaker 3: oh my god, like where would be the place that
Speaker 3: you would want to go and meet? And they always
Speaker 3: end up like these. You always see this like dorky,
Speaker 3: fat dude like me, and when this hot girl, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean, like it's a really extremely hot girl,
Speaker 3: and you're like that only can happen if you go
Speaker 3: to a third world country or some small island somewhere
Speaker 3: and meet them, you know, or what do you what
Speaker 3: do you guys think of something like this. What do
Speaker 3: you think about this guy that's just trying to he's
Speaker 3: trying to better his family, but also this is his
Speaker 3: way of coming. I don't think you can play with
Speaker 3: people's hearts like that.
Speaker 9: I would be scared that I'm gonna get murdered by
Speaker 9: the American lady because once she she gonna find out.
Speaker 3: I'd be scared he's gonna murder the American lady.
Speaker 7: I know that he has a second job and that
Speaker 7: he's sending money.
Speaker 4: She knows about the bartending job.
Speaker 7: Oh okay, I think you said he had a secret.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, I don't know. I don't think she
Speaker 5: knows that he sends money though.
Speaker 3: Okay, I think that the uh. I think that the
Speaker 3: guy coming over here to the States is is kind
Speaker 3: of like scamming and stuff, but he also is as
Speaker 3: long as he's There's no difference in dating and somebody
Speaker 3: dating somebody and having another on the side. You got it,
Speaker 3: just a different countries.
Speaker 7: This is two wide.
Speaker 3: You got you gotta leave your resort. Fleeing at the resort,
Speaker 3: you have your fun, and then you come home and
Speaker 3: live your real life. Yeah, you don't mix your vacation
Speaker 3: life with your real life. That's not how the game works.
Speaker 4: Or has anyone mixed it and has it worked?
Speaker 3: It's my Have you been to Puntakana a couple of times? Man?
Speaker 3: The lady heyleene? What's up?
Speaker 44: Hey?
Speaker 45: So about the man? Who is the woman?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 30: That is very.
Speaker 45: Scandalous and petty, but everyone does it. My sister went
Speaker 45: to Africa for thirty months and married a guy for
Speaker 45: ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: Whoa really got paid ten thousand dollars to get somebody
Speaker 3: into the US. Really came back with man. She got
Speaker 3: a vacation out of it for free. Basically, how do
Speaker 3: I find that travel agency? Kevin? We can make money,
Speaker 3: you can send you can be sent off to somewhere
Speaker 3: and get paid money to bring somebody back me to
Speaker 3: be honest with you, Yeah, so my mom used to
Speaker 3: get her hair braided by African lady beautiful people. She
Speaker 3: had a daughter offered me six thousand dollars to marry
Speaker 3: her so she can get her green car. And you
Speaker 3: did not remember story. What did your mom think? Did
Speaker 3: your mom think that? I mean my moms well, who
Speaker 3: told me she wanted you to do it? She was like,
Speaker 3: I mean six thousand dollars. I was like, I can't
Speaker 3: go out like that. Think of that car you were
Speaker 3: driving at the time.
Speaker 15: You know, you guys don't have to live together because
Speaker 15: they checked. Now they do like unannounced Yes, they do
Speaker 15: unannounced visits to make sure it's legit and you're living together.
Speaker 5: That's more acceptable to me though, because you knew what
Speaker 5: was going on, like this situation. This woman who's living
Speaker 5: in Detroit with this guy has no idea.
Speaker 3: What the six thousand dollars girl might have a family
Speaker 3: somewhere else. What's up, Shannon Hill? Are you we're doing okay?
Speaker 3: What's going on?
Speaker 26: Good?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 20: I know a girl that.
Speaker 30: She got paid to marry this guy. He paid her monthly.
Speaker 30: They lived together, but until he got his US citizenship
Speaker 30: they were married.
Speaker 3: M Andre was she? Where was she from?
Speaker 28: Know about it?
Speaker 3: Where were you from from?
Speaker 16: I'm gonna say either Syria or.
Speaker 30: I'm not sure it.
Speaker 3: Was from Sarah in the Middle East, that's why.
Speaker 10: Yeah, somewhere in the Middle East.
Speaker 30: Yeah, do you know of anybody?
Speaker 3: But you know any in Iraq for Lydia, We're trying
Speaker 3: to see if we can if they got any friends.
Speaker 3: No more voters for me Lydia. Would you do this?
Speaker 3: Would you marry somebody for citizenship to help them out?
Speaker 31: Depends on the money that they're offering.
Speaker 37: What's what's a good amount gotta give me at least,
Speaker 37: you know, half a million dollars?
Speaker 3: How about they give you they give you their family
Speaker 3: gold and goats.
Speaker 31: I can just get the goats from Tony.
Speaker 3: I know what's going on? How you doing, cam?
Speaker 18: Hey, how's it going?
Speaker 3: It's going okay? What's going on? Anna is calling out
Speaker 3: the bartender? This poor guy. By the way, if you're
Speaker 3: a Dominican Republic bartender and Detroit happy, you're not happy
Speaker 3: right now? What's going on?
Speaker 27: Well, so this is another one.
Speaker 46: I have a friend who was dating selling from the
Speaker 46: Middle East as well and got married with them for
Speaker 46: two years, and.
Speaker 10: His wife from overseas.
Speaker 46: Came to her house with her eight kids.
Speaker 45: He was married.
Speaker 3: Did you imagine that doorbell rings?
Speaker 46: He bought her a Mustang, a customized Mustang center with
Speaker 46: their girlfriends and everything, and then she found out he
Speaker 46: was married and had eight kids.
Speaker 3: You know, by the way, that Mustang is not fitting all.
Speaker 3: They love you too, all right, I'm telling you, man, crazy,
Speaker 3: This would be this would be it. I would if
Speaker 3: I if I was ever single, I'd go to some
Speaker 3: island somewhere. That's it. I'm married. I have no problem
Speaker 3: with marrying nat for love, just marrying for citizenship. Really. Yes,
Speaker 3: Chelsea always gets mad at me because of Gino, the
Speaker 3: guy from ninety Day Fiance and his girl. I used
Speaker 3: to always think his girl was like smoking hot. But
Speaker 3: they're always crazy. They always they always turned like nuts
Speaker 3: on that show. So they always never seen that show.
Speaker 3: I don't really need to watch it. Everybody keeps telling
Speaker 3: me that that's good. I like ninety Day Fiance the
Speaker 3: other way where yeah, yeah, you know, you can either
Speaker 3: be the American guy or girl going and meeting the
Speaker 3: person from the foreign land, or now you can be
Speaker 3: the foreign person coming the other one. Where would you go, uh,
Speaker 3: you know what, Philippines. I don't like a long plane flight,
Speaker 3: so I probably would be somewhere in the Caribbean, somewhere
Speaker 3: I don't know, Cuba. I'd go to my name of Cuba.
Speaker 2: Calm down, please, this is Mojo in the Morning.
Speaker 3: All right, it's Mojo in the Morning. Look who's in
Speaker 3: the studio with us Zach Our, director of audio, the
Speaker 3: executive audio director of the show, Zach's been dating this
Speaker 3: girl for a while. I don't even know what her
Speaker 3: name is.
Speaker 6: There's actually a lot that you guys don't know that
Speaker 6: that has happened in the last month. Can I just
Speaker 6: get right into it, please, So my apartment flooded one
Speaker 6: last time, and then they finally moved me the last month,
Speaker 6: I moved into a new apartment.
Speaker 3: Right amen.
Speaker 6: During that time, I have been talking to a girl.
Speaker 6: I don't call her my girlfriend because I'm looking for
Speaker 6: a partner. I feel like I'm more mature than like.
Speaker 7: Whatever, wait her for longer than a month.
Speaker 6: No, no, absolutely this time. Yeah, okay, so this is
Speaker 6: the topic. When did you finally feel like this is serious?
Speaker 6: So during this time in this new place, she she
Speaker 6: got sick and I was wearing headphones, and I thought
Speaker 6: my new apartment started flooding again, But actually she was
Speaker 6: throwing up on the floor. Instead of freaking out, instead
Speaker 6: of like kicking her to the curb, I actually I
Speaker 6: took care of it, and I felt.
Speaker 3: Bad held their hair bed that I love you.
Speaker 6: I think that was like the time where I was like,
Speaker 6: I'm actually like I'm in deep for her.
Speaker 31: I like her a lot.
Speaker 6: All I hear was I thought it was flooding in
Speaker 6: my apartment, like legit, uh food poisoning at a Eastern
Speaker 6: Markets restaurant which shall not.
Speaker 3: Be Wait a second, so let's talk about this. Zach
Speaker 3: is official off the market. Yeah, because she threw up
Speaker 3: in his apartment and he didn't say, get the f
Speaker 3: out of my mind. I think that was how many
Speaker 3: girls have thrown up in your apart you've gotten upset about.
Speaker 6: Not in my apartment. But I did have one other
Speaker 6: girl like in college. You know, you know it's you
Speaker 6: know that you are probably.
Speaker 3: Smitten as uhmitten as I used to say. Uh, I
Speaker 3: never said that, but you know that you are like literally,
Speaker 3: I don't want to say love, but do you say love?
Speaker 3: Like possibly? You know that when you can take care
Speaker 3: of them through an illness like a food sickness like this, Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's amazing. When was she.
Speaker 5: Willing to accept your help? Because if I was puking,
Speaker 5: I don't know if I would want my man right there.
Speaker 6: She was really embarrassed. And that's when like I was
Speaker 6: like listen, everything's okay, Like I'm here, like, yeah, here's
Speaker 6: a bucket, like take a nap. I'm gonna put some
Speaker 6: more headphones on in case he gets sick, just text
Speaker 6: me or so you have a hard time with hair
Speaker 6: and sickness, Yeah, I don't want to get sick. But
Speaker 6: also I was working on my music, Like you can
Speaker 6: take a nap. I'm gonna do my own things.
Speaker 3: That's so cute though, So so she's let me ask you,
Speaker 3: did you have her like brush your teeth? I mean, yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 3: That's how wonderful is that?
Speaker 18: Though?
Speaker 3: That you can tell that Zach has a girl. He's
Speaker 3: got it, he's official.
Speaker 15: That is actually a really good point though, to like
Speaker 15: test how much you like somebody, because bodily fluids are
Speaker 15: noises are a tough fun to push through if you
Speaker 15: don't actually really have feelings for somebody.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there are girls that don't like to get sick
Speaker 3: in front of their Like if Chelsea is throwing up,
Speaker 3: she does not want me in the bathroom while she's
Speaker 3: throwing up, Like I want to be there and rubb
Speaker 3: her back and stuff. She's like, don't touch me.
Speaker 6: It's it's probably the same way, but like she just
Speaker 6: didn't make it to the bathroom.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately. It was just one of those moments. Do you
Speaker 3: have Do you have stains anywhere now? Because I threw out.
Speaker 6: The sheets and everything and everything's clean, like I mopped
Speaker 6: it and everything. Yeah, crazy, I do because my apartment flooded,
Speaker 6: so I was.
Speaker 7: Actually just have a mop.
Speaker 3: That is, by the way, interesting though she threw.
Speaker 6: Would you be like like she was getting up on
Speaker 6: the corner of the bed just and then mostly.
Speaker 3: On the floor.
Speaker 9: It's like, I love you, but you can like a
Speaker 9: little faster.
Speaker 3: Does she feel bad about it?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 3: Yeah? No not now?
Speaker 4: But did you have to pay you?
Speaker 3: Yeah? She didn't buy your sheets though, right, she didn't
Speaker 3: go by she did? Yeah, she ended up getting me sheets?
Speaker 3: This girl? How much? How many times did you have
Speaker 3: to ask her to do this topic? Because I know
Speaker 3: you you're so fair? Probably like five times?
Speaker 15: He's like, have you actually been seeing this girl that
Speaker 15: you've been keeping a secret from us?
Speaker 3: Like legit?
Speaker 6: Like probably since my birthday? I guess maybe like a
Speaker 6: couple of weeks after when's your birthday? Remember sometime in February.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, okay, but.
Speaker 6: Like we've been talking like way longer than in August
Speaker 6: of last year.
Speaker 7: I'm happy for you.
Speaker 6: Why do you look scared when you're talking. Yeah, No,
Speaker 6: I'm not scared. I just feel like we didn't have
Speaker 6: the discussion yet about this. Like I told her he got.
Speaker 7: A hard launcher.
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Who she is?
Speaker 4: He said her name?
Speaker 3: She did? Why did I not think her name was?
Speaker 4: How you we should call her?
Speaker 3: You don't have a different topic, Shelley, what's going on?
Speaker 3: It's Mojoe in the morning strip club?
Speaker 45: Hey, good morning everybody.
Speaker 3: How are you hey? By the way, real quick, Shelley,
Speaker 3: You're gonna have to say I'm just joking. Oh, I'm
Speaker 3: just joking. Yeah, because you guys make sure that she's
Speaker 3: gonna can you hear me?
Speaker 29: Okay?
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right.
Speaker 45: Well I'm driving on Nashville.
Speaker 47: I just want to say, Zach, because anybody deserves a
Speaker 47: really good woman.
Speaker 45: And to be loved deeply. It is you, young man.
Speaker 12: You are.
Speaker 16: Old enough to be your mom.
Speaker 47: But I tell you, I'm just so proud of you.
Speaker 47: You are such a great kid, and I'm so so
Speaker 47: happy for you, beautiful.
Speaker 7: Yeah, the guy everybody roots for.
Speaker 3: Hey, can we bring this up as a topic, Shelley.
Speaker 3: I want to bring this up as a topic. When
Speaker 3: did you know that you guys were officially like dating
Speaker 3: for She threw up in his bed. When did you
Speaker 3: officially know that this was a relationship and more than
Speaker 3: just a hookup partner? Because you know, he said she
Speaker 3: threw up in his bed, and he wasn't worried about
Speaker 3: his bed, he was more worried about her. That's when
Speaker 3: you know that that's a good relationship, that's something that's solid.
Speaker 4: When did you know?
Speaker 3: Listen, it's been so long ago. I think I might
Speaker 3: have been. I don't know. I'm trying to think. Oh,
Speaker 3: you know what it was for me? Was I slide
Speaker 3: when I when I pushed her on the swing and
Speaker 3: she could get out of the little kiddy one and
Speaker 3: be on her own south No, you know what for
Speaker 3: me was I had a brand new car. I went
Speaker 3: out and bought. It was my first brand new car
Speaker 3: I ever bought. And Chelsea had like a little used
Speaker 3: Honda Civic and she her car was not a great car,
Speaker 3: didn't have air conditioning. We were living in Arizona, and
Speaker 3: I gave her my card drive and I drove. I
Speaker 3: drove her car. That's when I realized. I was like, man,
Speaker 3: I must love her as I'm sweating my fat in
Speaker 3: their car.
Speaker 27: When I realized about my ex husband Yeah, we had
Speaker 27: such a great thing.
Speaker 29: I mean had a dog.
Speaker 27: His name was Buck.
Speaker 47: He was a beautiful golden retriever. He made Buck stop
Speaker 47: start sleeping on the floor because I was tired of
Speaker 47: dogg here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, does hate you still? Thank you, appreciate what was
Speaker 3: your Shannon? You remember?
Speaker 37: Honestly?
Speaker 15: And this is so like cliche, but the first time
Speaker 15: I saw Wes interact with my kids and that was
Speaker 15: like that was a lot of months into our relationship,
Speaker 15: but that's when I was like, Okay, solidified this.
Speaker 7: This is a really great guy.
Speaker 3: That's cool. That's that's neat to know that, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean, Like that they're not looking at them
Speaker 3: as anything other than like their children, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean?
Speaker 15: Like they like I was invisible and he was so
Speaker 15: focused on them And.
Speaker 3: Kevin, when did you with hold on a second? And uh,
Speaker 3: I'm going through.
Speaker 44: Now.
Speaker 3: I feel I want to do the Pad Pablo song
Speaker 3: Pet Pablo frequently, Zach.
Speaker 7: Have you farted in front of each other yet?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: So that's how I got hemorrhoids the first time, holding
Speaker 6: it in because I was holding it in. And then
Speaker 6: she got me like the following week, she got me
Speaker 6: a care package that said, hanging with you hasn't has
Speaker 6: been anything but spitty And then she got me like
Speaker 6: poopa ri and.
Speaker 7: Like so fun like her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we like her. She's cool, she's great. So
Speaker 3: question when you first met her, did you guys, were
Speaker 3: you guys just hanging buddies for a little bit or
Speaker 3: did you ask her out on a date? And that's
Speaker 3: not it.
Speaker 6: First went on a date. It was kind of hanging buddies,
Speaker 6: but it was more like, hey, what are you doing tomorrow?
Speaker 6: Like I met her one day and then it was
Speaker 6: the next day as her out right at the first
Speaker 6: I was like, let's do drinks. I want to know
Speaker 6: more about you.
Speaker 3: Wow? Did you when do you know when to go
Speaker 3: in for like kisses and stuff like that like with somebody.
Speaker 3: Oh that took me like probably like three days after
Speaker 3: So you did not on that first date of going
Speaker 3: out for drinks?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Now did you give her a hug? Like yeah, just
Speaker 3: like a goodbye like type hug? Did you feel her
Speaker 3: movies and stuff like it was amazing? You know, against
Speaker 3: it was amazing? See what that's all about. I will
Speaker 3: tell you that I agree with was it Sandy who
Speaker 3: was the first caller that we just had Was it
Speaker 3: Sandy hold On, It wasn't Jamal Shelley? Was Shelly Shelley?
Speaker 3: So Shelley? So Shelley is right. I want nothing but
Speaker 3: Zach's love it like I want him to have like
Speaker 3: the I want you. I want. If there's anybody that
Speaker 3: I want to see when a lottery, it would be you.
Speaker 3: If there's any if there's anybody, yeah, over you, If
Speaker 3: there's anybody that I want to see have like a
Speaker 3: happy like I'm telling you, like seriously, like.
Speaker 15: The rest of us can be miserable, but you you.
Speaker 3: He deserves it. Man, guy, the guy has had, you know,
Speaker 3: not the easiest of lives. But also the other thing too,
Speaker 3: is he doesn't let that hold him back.
Speaker 4: You know, he's such a ray of sunshine.
Speaker 3: Thanks guys. When are we meeting her? Party of Mojo's?
Speaker 5: Oh okay, don't you have a plus one this Friday?
Speaker 4: You should bring her.
Speaker 3: Somebody? So, I I guess I I think I might
Speaker 3: have met her, but I don't. Somebody said that I have,
Speaker 3: so I didn't know what she looks like. So I
Speaker 3: looked up a picture of her. Nice. Can I be
Speaker 3: honest with you? Yeah? You have way out kicked your coverage,
Speaker 3: like she is really like I look at I'm like, wow,
Speaker 3: zach Man, she must have a long dong, long dong
Speaker 3: silver of all trades over here. I can't believe that
Speaker 3: this hasn't gotten any calls from everybody else. No, but
Speaker 3: I know, but this is such a good topic of
Speaker 3: when did you realize that your relationship was like really official,
Speaker 3: like official official, because it's there are It's not the
Speaker 3: moments of we went on a date, you know or whatever.
Speaker 3: It's like those moments like Zach had that are like
Speaker 3: the instrumental moments in a relationship.
Speaker 6: Or like sometimes getting lost on a vacation, that's when
Speaker 6: you know, like okay, I need my passenger pincess to
Speaker 6: get the f out of her phone and look at
Speaker 6: a map like I don't.
Speaker 3: Know life, hold on, I got one. Here we go, Colleen.
Speaker 3: What's up? Colleen? Is Mojo in the morning. Hi?
Speaker 44: Hi?
Speaker 4: About twelve years ago, I was on vacation.
Speaker 36: What's my then husband, I mean boyfriend now husband, and
Speaker 36: I couldn't sleep. There was a skylight above our bad
Speaker 36: letting in all this light, and he found a black
Speaker 36: sock of his.
Speaker 7: And I head band of mine and made me like
Speaker 7: a d y sleep mask.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 4: I was using his sock sleep mass of all asleep.
Speaker 3: It's an awe moment, so beautiful, Colleen. I love to
Speaker 3: hear that his dirty frigging sock. Now she's got a
Speaker 3: foot fungus on her face, Jamal, what's going on?
Speaker 20: Hey, what's going on?
Speaker 48: So the day that I knew I was very serious
Speaker 48: about Mary and my wife was the day that we
Speaker 48: went to her sister's birthday party.
Speaker 40: And this day was just full of just like drinks
Speaker 40: and partying and everything. I already knew that I was
Speaker 40: going to talk to her, her dad, and her brother
Speaker 40: about her hand in marriage. But coincidentally, she ended up
Speaker 40: getting like super drunk that day. She literally couldn't remember anything.
Speaker 40: So when we finally got got.
Speaker 48: Home, she couldn't even she couldn't even understand where she
Speaker 48: actually was.
Speaker 10: She actually thought that she was at the store and.
Speaker 40: She was sitting on my mom's couch, and the whole.
Speaker 10: Time she kept saying, yeah, Jamal's going to take me home.
Speaker 13: We're going to be home soon.
Speaker 40: And then probably like a couple of minutes later, she
Speaker 40: started throwing.
Speaker 3: Up real bad.
Speaker 40: And that moment, like I had to put a bucket
Speaker 40: next to the bed, and I actually told her the
Speaker 40: next day, like, yeah, I asked your dad and your
Speaker 40: brother for your hand in marriage, and I really knew
Speaker 40: that I wanted to marry her when she uh, you know,
Speaker 40: when I had her at her drunkest moment.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, at least at least it wasn't that she said, yes,
Speaker 3: she sobered up the next day and you told her that,
Speaker 3: you know that thing?
Speaker 16: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, But I think I think what he's getting around
Speaker 3: to is that she got sick and he realized exactly
Speaker 3: he wasn't trying to do a bill cosby there. It
Speaker 3: wasn't like, what's going on, John, how you doing?
Speaker 14: Hey, guys, that's the what you're doing this morning.
Speaker 3: We're so happy you heard the news. Zach cleaned up,
Speaker 3: throw up, what's happening?
Speaker 14: That's hey, I've been there, done that. But with uh,
Speaker 14: when I realized that I was gonna stay with my
Speaker 14: wife forever, it was she met me when I was
Speaker 14: at my lowest, and I mean absolutely, I had no license.
Speaker 14: I was on the brink of losing my apartment. I
Speaker 14: mean I was losing everything. She stayed with me, even
Speaker 14: though her family told not to stay with me because
Speaker 14: I was not worth it. She's the one that got
Speaker 14: me to build myself back up, to get a job,
Speaker 14: to push me to do these things. She helped me
Speaker 14: pay my insurance thing off because I got into an
Speaker 14: accident and she helped me with that. She helped me
Speaker 14: through everything. Now we have a kid, a house, I worked,
Speaker 14: I'm a Maleman and I have everything to.
Speaker 31: Wow.
Speaker 3: And her parents and family love you now.
Speaker 14: Huh Oh, they absolutely love me. I got out with
Speaker 14: her dad all the time and it's it's great. Like
Speaker 14: a lot of her immediate family, but a lot of
Speaker 14: like her outside family just did not believe in me.
Speaker 3: And that's great. And see that. I'm telling you, when
Speaker 3: somebody can love you through the lowest of lows, they
Speaker 3: can really be there. Yeah, to be there for the
Speaker 3: highest the highs. What's up, Kelly.
Speaker 39: I was dating this guy for a while.
Speaker 29: I didn't even really know we were dating.
Speaker 49: We were just kind of talking and I had two
Speaker 49: kids from a previous marriage and I didn't really know
Speaker 49: how he was going to freak out about it. He
Speaker 49: knew I had him, but he never met him or.
Speaker 45: Anything like that.
Speaker 49: While I was talking in conversation, I was like, I
Speaker 49: have to find a place because my type cro was
Speaker 49: over at my apartment and it was like, well, just
Speaker 49: come stay with me and you could just bring your kids.
Speaker 49: And I was shocked, and the persons then he I've
Speaker 49: never left and he has been there for me through everything.
Speaker 49: He's raised two kids that aren't even his too sweet.
Speaker 39: Oh yeah, so Zach, she seems like a keeper.
Speaker 29: If you can pick up her throw.
Speaker 6: Up appreciate that's incredible.
Speaker 3: All these stories now are incredible. That makes me happy.
Speaker 3: This is good, good stuff. What's going on? Jenny? There?
Speaker 32: Hey, So I knew that my man was going to
Speaker 32: be my man when we were in the car. I
Speaker 32: had a bake pony till in it was getting tight.
Speaker 32: It was early morning, and I was trying to take
Speaker 32: it out while he was driving and it was getting stuck.
Speaker 32: So he reached over and helped me take my rubber
Speaker 32: band and weave out and.
Speaker 11: Then he's got massage of my scalp.
Speaker 32: I said, oh, yeah, you're mine, because what man is
Speaker 32: go help me take some lee out?
Speaker 3: Isn't that a fast Jenna, Jenniko is a sweet, nice
Speaker 3: story and you got that even grabbing hair ever since?
Speaker 5: Wow, I ever did.
Speaker 1: Detroit Tims, Mesquite and Grand sim Vick Simy and I
Speaker 1: Ared Radio Station guaranteed.
Speaker 3: Three great radio stations, one stupid show. Mojo in the Morning. Alright,
Speaker 3: it is Mojo in the Morning. Good to have you
Speaker 3: guys here with us. Can I tell you what I'm
Speaker 3: really obsessed with lately? And I don't know if you
Speaker 3: guys will relate to this, because if you don't have it,
Speaker 3: you may not do this. Flesh lights, No, I'm not. No,
Speaker 3: you're guessing crape. No no, no, no, no, no, it
Speaker 3: has nothing to do with that. Let me just get
Speaker 3: into the story. I was just saying that. That was
Speaker 3: actually just me setting up the conversation. I really didn't
Speaker 3: need any participations. I am obsessed with ring alerts. I
Speaker 3: don't know if you have If you have a ring camera,
Speaker 3: you get ring alerts. If you're in your settings there
Speaker 3: you say it's okay to get ring alerts. And they're
Speaker 3: basically the alerts that come up from other ring users
Speaker 3: of things that are going on in the neighborhood. And
Speaker 3: I say this facetiously, I am not really obsessed with
Speaker 3: ring alerts. I actually want to stop this thing. But
Speaker 3: I know that the moment that I stopped the ring alerts.
Speaker 3: It's going to say that there's some kind of a
Speaker 3: crazed man on the loose and he's in my neighborhood,
Speaker 3: and I'm not going to actually get the alert because
Speaker 3: I stopped because ready for this one. Everything from a
Speaker 3: tiger that looks like a cat is on the loose,
Speaker 3: I actually put these, by the way, a cat that
Speaker 3: looks like a tiger, A tiger looking like a cat
Speaker 3: is on the loose. That was one of the ones
Speaker 3: that would happen in my neighborhood, which, by the way,
Speaker 3: I put these in my prep. If you want to
Speaker 3: use these and look at these, you guys can go
Speaker 3: look at my mojo topics that I put in because
Speaker 3: I actually got it. And if you look at the
Speaker 3: picture of the tiger, it kind of does just look
Speaker 3: like a cat. It does not look like as I
Speaker 3: don't know. It says a tiger looking like a cat
Speaker 3: is on the loose, which I think he meant a
Speaker 3: cat looking like a tiger, like you thought too, but
Speaker 3: it just looks like a cat. To the other one
Speaker 3: is someone is breaking into cars. I like that one.
Speaker 3: To another one that I have is who lost power?
Speaker 3: I always get those it's always people.
Speaker 14: Two.
Speaker 3: I found your five, yes, five parrots. Did you hear it?
Speaker 3: See this one? Look at this? Somebody actually put this
Speaker 3: in It says maybe someone has lost their parrots. There
Speaker 3: are five of them flying together, lime green, and I
Speaker 3: think one is dark blue and has orange feet. This
Speaker 3: was described. This was two point eight miles away from
Speaker 3: my house that this happened, and it was on like
Speaker 3: a power of wire that it was that it was happening.
Speaker 3: That I look at these ring alerts all the time.
Speaker 3: And when I look at these ring alerts, I think
Speaker 3: to myself, why are people actually doing this, going out
Speaker 3: taking a picture of it and then sending it to
Speaker 3: everybody else? You have that much time on your hands
Speaker 3: that you're doing this. But then I realize, if you're
Speaker 3: the person that lost your birds, you're gonna want to
Speaker 3: know where the want. I've seen a crazy one. I
Speaker 3: sent there as a topic with a picture because I
Speaker 3: couldn't believe it.
Speaker 4: This is what it is.
Speaker 9: It's a picture of a dog that looked like it's
Speaker 9: been through some things and is it found him last
Speaker 9: October and we've been looking for his owner. They done
Speaker 9: kept this dog since last and they're still trying.
Speaker 3: To post it. What hell, it's almost on Sober Dog.
Speaker 3: We're in October.
Speaker 7: Why why do they not tell the first time they're posting?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what is it? Why you know? We kept them?
Speaker 7: We tried, We don't like them anymore? Is his owners
Speaker 7: still looking for.
Speaker 3: You would say that, you would think that you would
Speaker 3: let somebody excellently know ahead of time. There's some children
Speaker 3: right now that lost their pet, their family pet, and
Speaker 3: it's not there. Eight four four Mojo Live eight four
Speaker 3: four six six five six five four eight. I want
Speaker 3: to know what's the craziest neighborhood watch alert that you've
Speaker 3: ever seen? Either on ring or I know that you
Speaker 3: might have a Facebook page. We also have a neighborhood
Speaker 3: Facebook page too. And aside from the people that are
Speaker 3: trying to find somebody that you know, can fix something
Speaker 3: at their house, does anybody know a reputable, you know,
Speaker 3: whatever it is? Aside from that, it's usually the complaining neighbors.
Speaker 3: And it's always the three that are by my house.
Speaker 3: And one of the people's names is Karen, and she's
Speaker 3: always she's always complaining. And her real name is Karen
Speaker 3: for some reason, because it attaches to your real Facebook.
Speaker 4: In college.
Speaker 5: We had ring cameras or my friends had ring cameras
Speaker 5: outside of their college houses, and it was so funny
Speaker 5: to watch them after a night out because you could
Speaker 5: see how everyone stumbled in or somebody fell before they
Speaker 5: got to the front door.
Speaker 3: Did anybody ever ring alert the entire neighborhood about them
Speaker 3: at all? Or no it ever come up, not that
Speaker 3: I know of.
Speaker 4: But shoot, that was the east Land scene, so that
Speaker 4: probably some crazy things.
Speaker 3: Actually. You know what's funny, I should sign up for
Speaker 3: East Lancing once because of Luke's you know.
Speaker 7: The apartment all the time, there has to be stuff
Speaker 7: on it.
Speaker 3: What would I do if I had it? And said
Speaker 3: semi long haired guy that looks like Morgan Wallin, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean? Like, but can I tell you
Speaker 3: that the thing? Chelsea gets mad at me when I
Speaker 3: call her up, Like I'll call her sometimes if we're
Speaker 3: here at work and I'll say, hey, the ring alert
Speaker 3: just went off and somebody said that there's a guy
Speaker 3: going door to door, you know, trying to sell windows
Speaker 3: and they think he's a scammer. And she'll go, I'll
Speaker 3: handle it, like she's like, she's she's like, you don't
Speaker 3: have to call and tell me that alert. She doesn't
Speaker 3: want me to alert her about the alert that happened.
Speaker 3: Ann a listener, Anna not Ariana, rob here, Diana, good
Speaker 3: morning happening.
Speaker 16: Hi there.
Speaker 44: Well it's not really the craziest alert, but I thought
Speaker 44: it was kind of funny. In the middle of the
Speaker 44: night last night, I got an alert someone said what
Speaker 44: was that noise? And then there were a couple of responses.
Speaker 44: The next response was how long is the string? And
Speaker 44: then the next response was how high is the sky?
Speaker 3: I thought it was so.
Speaker 44: Goofy like because the person didn't indicate what the noise
Speaker 44: was or were they were.
Speaker 15: Can I tell you something mine That happens all the time.
Speaker 15: Did anybody else just hear that noise?
Speaker 31: And it's like, well, what was the noise?
Speaker 20: Yeah?
Speaker 10: Exactly.
Speaker 3: Although I get how I get worried because we get
Speaker 3: some of those ring alerts sometimes, and one of the
Speaker 3: ring alerts was I just heard gunshots, Yes, And then
Speaker 3: you never get the answer to what was the gunshots?
Speaker 3: And you start realizing, I mean, who knows, it could
Speaker 3: have been a car backfiring, it could have been any
Speaker 3: firework or whatever. The funny thing is, I got a
Speaker 3: guy with a cannon in my neighborhood. And nobody's alerting
Speaker 3: anybody about the cannon guy, but they're alerting you about
Speaker 3: the birds flying in this sky. What's going on? How
Speaker 3: you doing? Unique?
Speaker 30: Hey?
Speaker 18: How you doing good?
Speaker 3: I love that name. You've never been on with us?
Speaker 8: Have you.
Speaker 3: Once before? Okay? Well, nice to have you back, Unique,
Speaker 3: what's happening?
Speaker 43: Thank you?
Speaker 2: Uh well.
Speaker 28: The ring alert that I got for the neighborhood was
Speaker 28: when I was in I moved to Arizona for a
Speaker 28: little while, and we got an alert that there were
Speaker 28: hobilinas in the neighborhood.
Speaker 3: Have you ever seen what a habelena is. It's a
Speaker 3: wild pig. Have you ever seen one before? No?
Speaker 41: I didn't see it personally.
Speaker 11: I'm so glad, but.
Speaker 28: It's one of the reasons why I moved back to Detroit.
Speaker 3: Unique, Chelsea and I used to live in Tucson and I,
Speaker 3: backing out of our driveway almost hit a hovelena. Oh
Speaker 3: my god, it looked like a awesome it's the it's
Speaker 3: you know what it looks like. It looks like the
Speaker 3: from it looks like lion king. Yeah.
Speaker 15: Yeah, I saw one for the very first time when
Speaker 15: Wes and I were in the south of France over
Speaker 15: the summer.
Speaker 7: They have they're scary. Oh the one I saw was not.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's the song from a Lion King? Which a
Speaker 3: wonderful I love it? What a wonderful friend. What's going on, Lauren?
Speaker 7: I'm filling the sing along, Lauren.
Speaker 38: So so in Leonard, which is like northeastern Oakland County,
Speaker 38: they are constantly.
Speaker 7: Cows that are on the loose. Oh my god, wow. Yeah,
Speaker 7: they'll just be like in the middle of the road.
Speaker 7: They take a photo of the cow and post.
Speaker 38: So yes, yes, lots of photos, big black house.
Speaker 3: Whoa and they have like the the what is it
Speaker 3: just randomly walking around randomly out there.
Speaker 41: Yeah.
Speaker 38: They they get out from the farm where they live
Speaker 38: and they just just roam the streets of Hunnards.
Speaker 3: I wonder if people like bring them home, like, you know,
Speaker 3: would you keep that for a year like you would
Speaker 3: keep somebody's pat what's going on? Jamar?
Speaker 26: Oh?
Speaker 10: Yeah, I was ill text you guys, but you guys,
Speaker 10: So I got an.
Speaker 6: Alert once before from ringing and saying that has anybody
Speaker 6: seen the neighbor NICKI in the backyard? No?
Speaker 10: Was, I have seen her in the backyard naked multiple times,
Speaker 10: and it went on for day to both different notifications.
Speaker 3: It's just it was hilarious. What time, what neighborhood is
Speaker 3: as it's in Bedford, Michigan. Okay, all right, those are
Speaker 3: good ones, by the way. See I get the boring
Speaker 3: ones in my neighborhood. You get the good ones. You
Speaker 3: get the naked neighbor. What's going on, Matt? How you doing.
Speaker 13: Good?
Speaker 3: While we were talking about this topic? You just got
Speaker 3: the alert? What was the alert for her?
Speaker 20: What internet services got or expinity or comb all the time?
Speaker 7: All the time?
Speaker 32: Why?
Speaker 3: And people? People, for some reason will there'll be like
Speaker 3: fifty different responses to that whole thing. You should put
Speaker 3: back up there. What's your favorite color? Eminem? Which one
Speaker 3: tastes better? Yeah? See what they say.
Speaker 8: But with that said, matta it means no worries una matata.
Speaker 8: What a wonderful phrase.
Speaker 3: Here we gouna matata, no person graz.
Speaker 23: It means.
Speaker 34: Of the day.
Speaker 2: If you're weird, crazy, sometimes stupid and clinging, it's just
Speaker 2: like us. This is Georgia morning.
Speaker 3: Anna went to lunch yesterday. Nothing makes me happier when
Speaker 3: I find out that everybody had lunch yesterday. No, nothing
Speaker 3: makes me happier than when I find out that we
Speaker 3: all got a chance after the show's over with to
Speaker 3: spend time with family. I love family. I think it's
Speaker 3: it's unbelievable, but you got to go out with the
Speaker 3: two men that are in your life.
Speaker 4: Yeah, two of my favorite guys, my Pops and my dad.
Speaker 3: Neither of them are rappers or football players.
Speaker 5: And that nice, correct, thank you for throwing that in there.
Speaker 5: And then actually one of them was a priest. My
Speaker 5: dad's best friend also came along with us, who is
Speaker 5: a Catholic priest.
Speaker 3: Okay, what a group? What was what was the occasion
Speaker 3: of how this?
Speaker 5: Honestly, my dad reached out to me and just asked
Speaker 5: if I wanted to get lunch, which was super nice
Speaker 5: of him because he knows how busy I can get,
Speaker 5: and he offered to meet me in Royal Oak, which
Speaker 5: is much closer than White Lake. Yeah, and it was
Speaker 5: a big deal that Pops came too, because Pops loves
Speaker 5: watching He calls it his program Days of Our lif
Speaker 5: He's literally been watching it for forty years and he
Speaker 5: had to miss it yesterday, So shout out to Pops
Speaker 5: for coming.
Speaker 3: Does wait, does Pops not have a DVR.
Speaker 24: We do.
Speaker 4: He doesn't know how to use it, so he tunes
Speaker 4: in every day.
Speaker 3: Do you know what the funny part of Pops watching
Speaker 3: The Days of Our Lives is? If you called Chelsea
Speaker 3: up and said, what is the one soap opera that
Speaker 3: Tom used to watch all the time? I was a
Speaker 3: huge Days fan?
Speaker 4: Oh about it?
Speaker 3: Then they call it Days Days? So are the Days
Speaker 3: of Our Lives?
Speaker 7: I think I've sun in now and still followed the storyline.
Speaker 3: Yes, Arlena was my first.
Speaker 5: Let's just say you go forty years he's been watching it.
Speaker 5: But that's not the story.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 5: So we are having lunch in Royal Oak and my
Speaker 5: dad and Pops were late, which is very unlike them.
Speaker 4: Just have to throw that in there.
Speaker 5: So Chris and I had been sitting at the table
Speaker 5: for a while and as they walk in, literally right away,
Speaker 5: I notice my da is looking nice, but something's a
Speaker 5: little off his The neckline of his shirt is looking
Speaker 5: odd to me. And then he sits down and I
Speaker 5: look at him. Literally within two seconds, I'm like, your
Speaker 5: shirt's on backwards.
Speaker 4: He's like, is it? He goes like this, sure enough,
Speaker 4: tag's right there.
Speaker 5: Suret is definitely on backwards, sitting at this table, and
Speaker 5: he's like, well, what do I do? Go to the
Speaker 5: bathroom and change it or leave it on? So he
Speaker 5: left it on the whole the whole time backwards. I
Speaker 5: don't know how he didn't notice it. I don't know
Speaker 5: how Pops didn't notice it because they drove together. No
Speaker 5: one noticed it all day. But he had his shirt
Speaker 5: on backwards the entire day and I picked it up
Speaker 5: in like two seconds.
Speaker 3: That's a dad move, though, isn't it. It's like a
Speaker 3: dad move putting in the shirt backwards or something like that.
Speaker 7: I know, I'm just going through the whole day.
Speaker 5: I've done this before with slippers, like I think i've
Speaker 5: when I used to work at Rocket, I would show
Speaker 5: up at work and I'd be like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 5: I sold my slippers on.
Speaker 4: But things like this just happened.
Speaker 3: I want to know who has put something on wrong,
Speaker 3: like the whole thing of I don't know how it
Speaker 3: works type thing. I bet you there's many people that
Speaker 3: I've done this before.
Speaker 17: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I always have my underwear on inside out, do you really?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Because I try to get ready like I do, have
Speaker 7: a light closet. No, it's just like something.
Speaker 15: It's like words that that are printed on all my
Speaker 15: underwords the same. I just have black underwear and there's yeah,
Speaker 15: there's word for the most part, there's words that are
Speaker 15: printed on the inside. But after you wash them a
Speaker 15: bunch like they they're usually not there. And so half
Speaker 15: the time I get home from the show and that's
Speaker 15: when I, like you realize, I'm like, oh, I've been wearing.
Speaker 3: A four four Mojo live or you can text call
Speaker 3: me if you got something that relates to this. Uh
Speaker 3: and uh, you know, wearing your shirt backwards or out
Speaker 3: of if a show through some draws on backwards, the
Speaker 3: showt that have some T shirts on backwards. Josiah for
Speaker 3: some reason, enjoys wearing his draws back or backward.
Speaker 9: I don't know what it is. You think it's like
Speaker 9: funny or something. Yeah, well he used to, maybe like
Speaker 9: a couple of years ago. I don't know if he's
Speaker 9: still in that phase, but he used to, like he
Speaker 9: used to love doing it.
Speaker 3: The worst is if you do put your underwear on backwards,
Speaker 3: you can't find the p hole, like when you have
Speaker 3: to go right, and then you're trying to figure out
Speaker 3: how that works. The funny thing is somebody just text
Speaker 3: in three and three said that they wore their shoes
Speaker 3: on the wrong feet. How do you do that and
Speaker 3: not realize.
Speaker 4: That would be uncomfortable?
Speaker 3: What shoes they have to be? Like clogs or something
Speaker 3: like that they have. That's got to be just a
Speaker 3: wild thing to do. So you were out with the priest,
Speaker 3: do you do you ask a million questions at all?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 3: Because I would ask, I would ask, like, you know.
Speaker 5: We used to, but we don't really talk about it
Speaker 5: anymore because that's like his job. Like I don't like
Speaker 5: talking about the radio all day. He doesn't want to
Speaker 5: talk about religion all day.
Speaker 3: You don't sit there and think, hey, Pops and Dad
Speaker 3: aren't here right now, let's do a little confession sometimes.
Speaker 5: So I think there's been a couple of times that
Speaker 5: he's gone out on the boat with my dad and
Speaker 5: they do confession out there.
Speaker 3: Do they realize that would be a cool thing? The
Speaker 3: priest that we had in the studio with us a
Speaker 3: couple of weeks ago, I was friends with Lydia's friend. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he was cool, that guy was.
Speaker 4: I told him about the spray bottle and he was like,
Speaker 4: is he old?
Speaker 3: I was like, I think he was, he sprayed holy
Speaker 3: water through a little spray bottle. What's going on, Brittany,
Speaker 3: How you doing good?
Speaker 29: How are you guys?
Speaker 3: Good? What's happening.
Speaker 20: Good?
Speaker 29: So my son is three, and now he really just
Speaker 29: wants to dress himself. So there's been so many times
Speaker 29: where we'll get to daycare and I realized the answer
Speaker 29: is completely on backwards.
Speaker 4: And then the daycare associates are like, who dressed his dad?
Speaker 3: What's going on, Aaron? How you doing.
Speaker 2: Pretty good?
Speaker 10: In you first time?
Speaker 20: Long time?
Speaker 3: Welcome to the show, buddy, what's going on?
Speaker 33: So one time I was like eight and I was
Speaker 33: big into basketball, went out in the neighborhood playing basketball
Speaker 33: in a pair of boxers, thinking.
Speaker 20: They were regular shorts.
Speaker 3: Oh god, and the hole was in the front.
Speaker 20: I don't underwear underneath them.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's good, you're good.
Speaker 7: Yeah, did anybody say anything underneath them?
Speaker 33: But like we were about two games in and like
Speaker 33: both of us were about the same age, and then
Speaker 33: like their older brother came out like, dude, why are
Speaker 33: you in your draw drawn?
Speaker 3: You have some long ass draws. Maggie draws ifything nobody
Speaker 3: could tell to dude.
Speaker 27: This was back in the early nineties, they were still
Speaker 27: wearing short short.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember that. Dennis Rodman showing off is junk.
Speaker 3: What's going on for Isaiah Janine? What's going on?
Speaker 27: I went out for work friends for lunch and they're
Speaker 27: like deep with the horn, hurry up to get out,
Speaker 27: get out.
Speaker 16: And I get out and get in the car and
Speaker 16: we get to the restaurant and I step out and
Speaker 16: I looked on and I got my slippers on.
Speaker 3: Happened.
Speaker 27: I'm like, oh my god, you guys, I got my
Speaker 27: slippers on. We got to ask for a boos because
Speaker 27: I don't want nobody noticing.
Speaker 17: I got my slippers on.
Speaker 29: He walked to the restaurant and got a booze.
Speaker 20: No, oh my god, how to do that?
Speaker 3: My favorite was I remember my mom years ago, you know,
Speaker 3: when I was a little kid. We went out and
Speaker 3: I remember my mom still had her curlers in her hair.
Speaker 3: Do you remember curlers at all? Her hat relant and
Speaker 3: she had him in her hair and we're driving. I'm going, God,
Speaker 3: Mom didn't take those things out of her hair. And
Speaker 3: she's like, oh my god. That's that's called being a mom.
Speaker 3: You just don't.
Speaker 7: It's a thing.
Speaker 3: What's up? Melissa, Hey, how are you guys doing?
Speaker 32: Lucky guys to love you too.
Speaker 18: So, my AX is forty years old and we co
Speaker 18: parent very very closely.
Speaker 26: I see him every day.
Speaker 18: I have to tell him at.
Speaker 21: Least at least once a week that his shirt is
Speaker 21: not backwards or his why is down?
Speaker 3: A grown man?
Speaker 29: What is?
Speaker 3: What does he do that he so disheveled?
Speaker 18: Honestly, I have no idea he worked in the tree sails.
Speaker 18: He's grown, asked me. I'm sorry, I don't know if
Speaker 18: I can say.
Speaker 3: That, but you're wrong to be honest with us. How
Speaker 3: much weed does he smoke? Does he smoke a lot?
Speaker 3: We've had a couple of we've had a couple of
Speaker 3: night guys, just like your husband. Thanks for the appreciate.
Speaker 3: What's up, Rich, What's going on with Joe?
Speaker 6: So?
Speaker 10: So, when I was in the military, right, I was
Speaker 10: the private and I used to always put my name
Speaker 10: tags on backwards right, so I would put my US
Speaker 10: Army on on the wrong side.
Speaker 3: And so on Monday, I.
Speaker 10: Did it and I walked outside with it, and I've
Speaker 10: seen a commander and he's like, yo, you're you're messed up,
Speaker 10: you know, he said?
Speaker 20: He started correcting me on the spot, and I'm just like,
Speaker 20: I'm a private so I'm like terrified, right, it was
Speaker 20: a scared like I was.
Speaker 10: So I was so scared, Like I mean, like you
Speaker 10: just yell, let me.
Speaker 3: Make you do. Yeah.
Speaker 10: He had me doing like at least at least.
Speaker 3: Five you know, yeah on the spot because I picture
Speaker 3: in private. Rich, get over Harry, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, Hey,
Speaker 3: take care of yourself. Rich. Appreciate you, buddy, all right,
Speaker 3: thank you, No problem by Mosho in the Morning always
Speaker 3: says you can't control what happens in your life, but
Speaker 3: you can't control what goes in and out of your mouth.
Speaker 2: That's what she says. Sometimes it all happens really fast.
Speaker 2: This is Mojo in the Morning.
Speaker 3: Mojo in the Morning. You ever go somewhere and then
Speaker 3: you leave and you go, oh, crap, I don't think
Speaker 3: I paid cav had this happen to him? What's that?
Speaker 3: What happened? A blessing was bestowed upon me? And uh
Speaker 3: it was in preparation, I guess from our car just
Speaker 3: getting hit right now, the great things happened? Did it wait,
Speaker 3: did it really get hit? Not crazy? But you know,
Speaker 3: did the guys stop? Said he kept going.
Speaker 4: He denied it. He not only did he not stop,
Speaker 4: he said, I didn't do that.
Speaker 3: Did you guys get they got the green light joint?
Speaker 3: They got the cameras. So somebody needs to know this
Speaker 3: is a totally different thing. Somebody needs to find out
Speaker 3: why do these these semi truck drivers have the nerve
Speaker 3: to say that they can drive down a road that's
Speaker 3: not meant for a semi truck, Like the the road
Speaker 3: that that's that's there is never big enough and wide
Speaker 3: enough even if there was cars only on one side
Speaker 3: of the road for it to go. They need to
Speaker 3: drive the long way, Like, why don't they put we
Speaker 3: have no we got the parking issue here? Why doesn't
Speaker 3: the city put signs going no trucks down this street?
Speaker 3: Who knows, Mojo? Who knows I'm running for city council?
Speaker 3: Do something? What count of what city area? I know
Speaker 3: what city we're in? What council? What is this? What
Speaker 3: area are we in?
Speaker 34: What?
Speaker 3: What is this area? I don't know? Whoever's are Eastern Market?
Speaker 3: It's representative? Please call the Mojo in the morning show.
Speaker 3: I have a couple of things that I need a
Speaker 3: little help with. I'm a constituent go ahead. So yeah,
Speaker 3: So I went to Target yesterday and we're in the
Speaker 3: commercial district. By the way. I don't know what that means,
Speaker 3: but we're in the commercial that's okay, go do it this. Yeah.
Speaker 9: So I'm at Target grabbing some some picture frames. You
Speaker 9: know you're going to Target. You go for one thing,
Speaker 9: you come out with more. So I got more stuff. Typically,
Speaker 9: I'm a self checkout type of person. I like to
Speaker 9: get in, get out, get on my way. But it's
Speaker 9: this guy who always has great positive energy. He has
Speaker 9: a you know, he just liked me have a blessed day.
Speaker 9: He's engaging when he's checking out.
Speaker 3: So I'm like, let me go out. Let the homie
Speaker 3: real quick, man, let's exchange some great energy. Go over there.
Speaker 9: Lady finishing up in front of me. It's like some
Speaker 9: talkies there. She got like the little taki can look
Speaker 9: like pringles.
Speaker 3: She off on her way. It's my turnout. I'm like, hey,
Speaker 3: what's up?
Speaker 20: Man?
Speaker 4: Like what's going on?
Speaker 44: Brother?
Speaker 3: Like, how you doing? He's like great, how you doing?
Speaker 3: I'm like great, it's nothing but great energy. I throw
Speaker 3: them the little talkies. I'm like, I don't know who's
Speaker 3: he's it's been the lady throwing the talkies. I ring
Speaker 3: up my stuff. Boom boom boom, got me like four
Speaker 3: little items put in my Target wallet application. You know
Speaker 3: what I'm saying, money scam my little ones and twos.
Speaker 9: Then I engage with him a little more. I'm like, man,
Speaker 9: let me record. You give me some wis words to today.
Speaker 9: Type of thing he did me with the wires words.
Speaker 9: I'm on my way.
Speaker 13: See you.
Speaker 3: Brohla, blessed day. All right you too, man, Walk out
Speaker 3: of target, grab the receipt. I look at the receipt.
Speaker 3: I'm like two dollars and thirty nine per cent.
Speaker 7: I'm like, what is there?
Speaker 3: How much I saved? And it's like, no, that's the total, dude, Like,
Speaker 3: that's how much he charged me for all the stuff
Speaker 3: that I had and you had again, how much tife.
Speaker 3: I had a picture frame. That's at least thirty nine
Speaker 3: to ninety nine. I got a picture frame, and I graphic.
Speaker 3: I grabbed like Joe sign, some pajamas or something like that,
Speaker 3: probably like some good Fellow T shirts something like that.
Speaker 3: So I at least like four or five things well
Speaker 3: over to two thirty five. I look at the receipt.
Speaker 3: He charged me for the toc and not for everything
Speaker 3: else that I ordered. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: It was a mistake. I don't know, and he did
Speaker 4: that's with your energy.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 3: And take the takis though, because it were not take
Speaker 3: the talkeys. So wait, so of course you notice this.
Speaker 3: You notice that you're only charged for the takis, not
Speaker 3: for the probably how much money total you think I
Speaker 3: would assume it was fifty sixty dollars sixty dollars stuff,
Speaker 3: so you go back in and make it all nice.
Speaker 3: I did not go back. I walking because I didn't
Speaker 3: even Here's the thing though, Like after I put in
Speaker 3: my little Wali, I didn't even remember paying because I
Speaker 3: don't have my wallet, so I did like the Apple pay.
Speaker 9: I was going to like use my phone. I put
Speaker 9: my phone up there, and it was he had already
Speaker 9: ripped the receipt. In my mind, as this has happened,
Speaker 9: I'm like, man, this is moving fast, like.
Speaker 3: This is this is moving way fast. I didn't even
Speaker 3: put the face ID on there to double click. So
Speaker 3: I'm in the parking lot walking while I'm reading a receipt.
Speaker 3: I'm like, he did not charge me? For I just
Speaker 3: you know, God bless me. Well, can I ask this question,
Speaker 3: is there a possibility that you are now a thief
Speaker 3: and they can come after you for the fact that
Speaker 3: you left with all these items? Like are you it's
Speaker 3: keV wanted by Target? He bagged up all the items
Speaker 3: he gave me. You left with the stolen stuff. They're
Speaker 3: gonna they're gonna say that he was an accessory to
Speaker 3: the crimestering.
Speaker 4: Your face on some posters and saying.
Speaker 3: I would by the way, I have had this happen,
Speaker 3: not to that great extent of how much money, but
Speaker 3: I've had where they didn't charge me for something. And
Speaker 3: I am a big believer that the Lord slash Karma
Speaker 3: is going to come back and bite me in the ass.
Speaker 3: What happened Karma? Well, what just happened to you a
Speaker 3: second ago? And the doesn't have.
Speaker 9: Everything is connected, but it doesn't well, I mean already
Speaker 9: cost him.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I feel like if I take it,
Speaker 3: there's gonna be a black cloud over me. I feel
Speaker 3: like I'm going to go to heaven. I'm going to die,
Speaker 3: go to heaven.
Speaker 7: And that's the first thing Jesus is going to say
Speaker 7: to you when you see.
Speaker 3: God and Saint Peter are going to be there going.
Speaker 7: Hey, that thick picture frame and you knew it?
Speaker 3: Do you remember February the ninth, twenty twenty six? How
Speaker 3: did I steal it?
Speaker 50: You?
Speaker 3: Everything right? You left with items?
Speaker 15: That was question, that's not a blessing. Here's my question
Speaker 15: for you. How far from the checkout were you when
Speaker 15: you realized?
Speaker 3: Why does that matter?
Speaker 15: Because I'm because I'm thinking of what I would do.
Speaker 15: I would what would you do? I would turn around
Speaker 15: and go back in?
Speaker 3: How far are you?
Speaker 7: Unless I had already gotten in my car and driven away?
Speaker 7: I drive away. I'm not going back in. I'm still
Speaker 7: within walking distance. I go back in.
Speaker 3: Say you walk out, you're not even in your car.
Speaker 15: I go back in, and I already start on my
Speaker 15: if I already I think you didn't charge me for
Speaker 15: my items.
Speaker 5: Here's another question for you. Let's say they had overcharged you,
Speaker 5: and they charged you like two hundred dollars?
Speaker 3: Would you go in my car? No, forget it, don't don't.
Speaker 3: Don't be mad at me for saying this. But it's true.
Speaker 3: You're a fake Christian? How am I fake Christian? Because
Speaker 3: you only are a Christian? Hey have a blessed day,
Speaker 3: Have a blessed day. And then all of a sudden,
Speaker 3: you're ripping the guy out. How am I ripping the
Speaker 3: guy out? No sense, right, Amanda, Kevin did what he did.
Speaker 3: And you work at Target? What do you want to say?
Speaker 18: No, I don't work at Target.
Speaker 29: I worked there when I was like twenty twenty one.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 29: I was actually an ll D, which is.
Speaker 11: A leader on duty.
Speaker 41: While I was running a register and uh, I forgot
Speaker 41: to bring up a DVD for a customer.
Speaker 11: And they called me the next day and they brought
Speaker 11: me in the back room and they're.
Speaker 18: Like, oh, we saw you skipped a scan for this
Speaker 18: customer and.
Speaker 29: Also the stuff.
Speaker 16: They're like, oh, that's unacceptable. Here they fired me for it.
Speaker 3: So seven's not a thief, but that guy shocking fired.
Speaker 3: That guy got canned. I'll go back today and see
Speaker 3: if he stood here. You're not going back today. You
Speaker 3: need another thanks your frame in a mirror because one
Speaker 3: fell off the wall, Liz, How you doing? That's all?
Speaker 41: I got a question?
Speaker 16: Were we sure that he didn't just give you the
Speaker 16: wrong set.
Speaker 3: The goal receipts and you just charged No, I didn't
Speaker 3: because again, when I put the the Apple wallet up
Speaker 3: to the thing to tap to pay.
Speaker 9: It had already, like I don't know, it already registered.
Speaker 9: It was as if I paid, but I didn't yet
Speaker 9: because I didn't even put my face ID in there.
Speaker 3: So you can look at your you're gonna look look
Speaker 3: at the Apple didn't that's a good I was like,
Speaker 3: I was confused how fast it happened. I'm like, what
Speaker 3: is Liz? Is Kevin a thief? Well we'll call it
Speaker 3: karmakay absolutely, thank you, Liz. Don't fall into this. Well
Speaker 3: we'll call it good karma. He's gonna have bad karmen Nough.
Speaker 41: We'll find out later.
Speaker 3: Don't you have to actively do something knowingly in order
Speaker 3: for you to get bad karma? You just making up? Hey,
Speaker 3: what's up, Melissa? Melissa hikay Hi?
Speaker 27: So Kevin may not be a safe first of all, first.
Speaker 22: Time, long time?
Speaker 51: Well, so I had something similar happened to me years
Speaker 51: ago where I ended up with free merchandise kind of
Speaker 51: walking through later to turn out the checker, the checkout
Speaker 51: person got charged. They went back looked through the cameras,
Speaker 51: and I also got charged with receiving sold property.
Speaker 3: Whoa man? Our situations ain't to say.
Speaker 16: Then you might be on camera.
Speaker 3: I'm worried about Kevin.
Speaker 27: You might get a police officer knocking on your door.
Speaker 3: I'm going to get a call from the Kevin's phone.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be like, can you bail me out of jail?
Speaker 3: And I'll say I'm sorry, I'm a target buying frames. Marcella.
Speaker 3: It's up. How you doing? Good Good morning you guys,
Speaker 3: Good morning.
Speaker 20: So I did that.
Speaker 17: I sort of kind of did that same thing on Saturday.
Speaker 52: I went to Family Dollars to get some gloves, some
Speaker 52: chips of juice, and some candy or whatever, because I
Speaker 52: do uber eat. So I went to go get the gloves,
Speaker 52: my chips and my juice was already bagged up. So
Speaker 52: when he scanned the gloves and the candy, I was
Speaker 52: looking like two dollars and sixty cents. That don't sound right,
Speaker 52: but whatever. I swiped both of my cards, gave him
Speaker 52: the dollar for the gloves that was sixty cent, and
Speaker 52: went on about my day.
Speaker 27: I didn't say nothing, because I wasn't gonna say nothing.
Speaker 3: Right, you like Kevin are equally gonna be left out
Speaker 3: of heaven because of this.
Speaker 10: Well, I mean, you know a heart.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love that. Sadi wants to say something to you, Kevin.
Speaker 3: What's up, Sadie?
Speaker 7: Kevin, you better be careful because Target it we'll get you.
Speaker 50: What do you meant when I was like nineteen, I'm
Speaker 50: thirty eight now, I said, no, maybe I was like eighteen.
Speaker 50: But anyway, I was at Target, I would went through
Speaker 50: the line, paid for all my things, and I.
Speaker 7: Had a pair of sunglasses.
Speaker 50: I came in with a pair of sunglasses on my head,
Speaker 50: and then there was a pair of sunglasses I was
Speaker 50: going to buy, so I put that pair in my
Speaker 50: head too so that they wouldn't get scratched because I
Speaker 50: had a bunch of stuff from my arms. I went
Speaker 50: through the line, paid for all my things, and the
Speaker 50: cashier never stopped me about the sunglasses, the double pair
Speaker 50: of sunglasses on my head that had tags hanging off
Speaker 50: of them. And so I go through, I pay, I
Speaker 50: go to walk out in security stops.
Speaker 21: Me and I'm like, what do you leave it?
Speaker 20: What do you mean?
Speaker 21: And he was like, oh, you stole those sunglasses.
Speaker 7: I was like, I did not, Well, I forgot I
Speaker 7: had two pairs.
Speaker 12: On my hand.
Speaker 7: Oh, but that's such a normal mistake.
Speaker 31: I feel like we've all.
Speaker 7: Made I got charged with retail fraud probation.
Speaker 17: I was on probation.
Speaker 3: Yes, we need to s yeah, looking at me like
Speaker 3: I didn't do nothing to watch out? What's up trying you?
Speaker 8: Hey?
Speaker 13: Good morning everybody, Good morning everybody. Hey, I will try
Speaker 13: to stop giving care man and the issues about about
Speaker 13: making it to heaven. Man, my dad always says, render
Speaker 13: Caesar what is Caesars? And render God what is God?
Speaker 3: Targets, it's okay, it's okay to steal from that. It's
Speaker 3: all right.
Speaker 13: He didn't steal target employee. That's employee. That's all.
Speaker 3: If Mojo is the decider who gets into heaven, we
Speaker 3: all messed it. Hold on a second, Erica says, it's
Speaker 3: okay for Kevin to do what's going on? Actually, it's like,
Speaker 3: leave Brittany alone, leave Cavin alone. Why is that, Erica, You're.
Speaker 27: Not going to bust my man dreams.
Speaker 3: Okay, you see that white man trying to kick me
Speaker 3: do so, this is just this is just good karma
Speaker 3: going cavs way in honor of Black History Month, we're saying, right, Erica,
Speaker 3: of course, of course. Okay, Well there, Kevin, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: give you my list for target today. I still nothing for.
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Speaker 3: All right, it is Mojo in the Morning, phone number
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Speaker 3: I want you, guys, tell me if you think this
Speaker 3: is a red flag. We have a friend who has
Speaker 3: been dating a guy for gosh over a month or so,
Speaker 3: and he still hasn't told his friends or co workers
Speaker 3: that he's dating this girl. And I want to know.
Speaker 3: They're staying at each other's places and uh, touching naughty
Speaker 3: bits and hanging out with each other all the time.
Speaker 3: They're going to dinners. Uh, they hold hands, they do
Speaker 3: things like that. Red flag. If you don't tell friends,
Speaker 3: like you don't tell your actual close friends, or you
Speaker 3: don't tell like your family that hey, I've been seeing
Speaker 3: this person. I think that there's something that you got
Speaker 3: to be aware that this is not a relationship. This
Speaker 3: is not going to be for some reason, he's something's crazy,
Speaker 3: there's something shady. So you're saying the person that's being dated,
Speaker 3: if the other person doesn't tell everybody, I should think
Speaker 3: that's a real yeah. Like like we were having a
Speaker 3: conversation and we said, hey, you know, uh, so has
Speaker 3: have you met like anybody like you've been together for
Speaker 3: a couple of months. I think it has been, have
Speaker 3: you you know.
Speaker 7: It hasn't just been. I was just gonna saycause a
Speaker 7: month to me is not that crazy.
Speaker 3: Like her friends have met, but his friends haven't, and
Speaker 3: I just think that they're like to me, I would
Speaker 3: do War of the Roses on this guy. It's too early.
Speaker 3: I would think that there's somebody else.
Speaker 15: Bro, I would tell you that when wasn't I started dating,
Speaker 15: that I had started dating somebody because I was trying
Speaker 15: to keep our newness in this little protective cocoon, just
Speaker 15: to see like, okay, I want this, do I want this?
Speaker 7: But do you go somewhere? And then I was like, Okay,
Speaker 7: now I can tell everybody, but you told somebody.
Speaker 3: I guarantee you told oh yeah, somebody, Yeah tell you
Speaker 3: didn't tell us because we're you know the show, But
Speaker 3: I guarantee you told your closest friends.
Speaker 7: You're right, I did.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and maybe family like your sister or somebody knew.
Speaker 3: But so this is this is weird. He has not
Speaker 3: told anybody.
Speaker 7: Yeah, after a couple of months serious to him?
Speaker 3: Huh is it that serious to him?
Speaker 52: Uh?
Speaker 3: Well, I could tell you this that he looks like
Speaker 3: he's enjoying every bit of her.
Speaker 20: See.
Speaker 3: That's the thing, though, Brouse.
Speaker 9: I've been in situations before where the girl and I
Speaker 9: we were just smashed and she would come over, we
Speaker 9: would do our thing, we might go outside a bye
Speaker 9: to hit the movies. But it's not a relationship. So
Speaker 9: it's not going to be something that I feel is
Speaker 9: serious enough for me to involve other people.
Speaker 3: If you're a guy and you don't let your best
Speaker 3: guy friends know that you met somebody, you're not into
Speaker 3: that person. That's what I'm saying. It's not serious.
Speaker 24: Now.
Speaker 9: I can be into the person, but it doesn't mean
Speaker 9: that I see this person as somebody I'm going to
Speaker 9: be in a relationship with her.
Speaker 3: And if I was a girl, I would think that
Speaker 3: that is a I would be red flagging that and
Speaker 3: taking this from a guy that you know has dated
Speaker 3: but also has a lot of friends that date. I
Speaker 3: have a lot of guy friends. I know when they're
Speaker 3: serious about a girl, when they're telling the group text,
Speaker 3: Hey man, it went out with her we had a
Speaker 3: great time like stuff like that, or.
Speaker 7: I don't know, bro, I've never liked see.
Speaker 15: I agree with that if I know, if I if
Speaker 15: I'm dating a guy hypothetically obviously, if I'm dating a
Speaker 15: guy and it's been two three months and he hasn't
Speaker 15: told any of his friends about me or family, I
Speaker 15: haven't met anybody, I'm thinking they're something is very very
Speaker 15: wrong now.
Speaker 3: And I think that if you're spending like weekends like
Speaker 3: where you're spending the whole weekend and and I said
Speaker 3: this to to her, I said, hey, like does he
Speaker 3: take calls when you guys are around? And he goes, no,
Speaker 3: He's really good about like not picking up his phone
Speaker 3: or doing stuff like we spend time together. We really
Speaker 3: are with each other. I'm like going, Okay, guess what,
Speaker 3: he's turning his phone off because he does a want
Speaker 3: of people know he's got somebody over ID.
Speaker 9: I hold my friends and my family to the highest
Speaker 9: of standards, and everybody just not about to come around
Speaker 9: and meet them.
Speaker 3: Some of my family members. I've only met one person
Speaker 3: that I've dealt with literally okay, And it's not because
Speaker 3: I was ashamed of the person or I was hiding them.
Speaker 3: I just like, no, my family is like that, but
Speaker 3: they're going to meet the one. But have you been
Speaker 3: consistent you're solo with or you're only with that person
Speaker 3: and you still haven't even talked, you're with other people exactly.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. I think that she's got be
Speaker 3: worried about. I think she's got to be worried that
Speaker 3: there's other people that are Are we are? Do we
Speaker 3: believe that she's only dealing with him? Yes? I know
Speaker 3: her intentions, she's she's she's a friend. What's going on, Gina?
Speaker 3: What do you think?
Speaker 16: Hey, Gina and Nathan.
Speaker 3: Why what's happening? Guys?
Speaker 27: So we're just in here listening. We think that it's
Speaker 27: not a red flat because what if the family is
Speaker 27: crazy and they just get all up in their business
Speaker 27: and try to interfere in their relationship?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but what about friends though? What about close guy buddies?
Speaker 3: What about that? What about he hasn't told anybody, She
Speaker 3: has not much. She has not met anybody associated with him,
Speaker 3: not even coworkers, not you know what I mean. Like,
Speaker 3: it's the only the only person that she she has
Speaker 3: Matt is the door dash delivery guy. That comes and
Speaker 3: brings food to their house when they go over to
Speaker 3: his class.
Speaker 44: Yeah.
Speaker 20: I mean maybe maybe he just wants a little privacy
Speaker 20: and he just don't want empty in this business.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the doorda vert.
Speaker 9: Sometimes people rush into stuff too much and start introducing
Speaker 9: him to everybody.
Speaker 7: Is my son?
Speaker 3: Like, no, take it easy, bro, slow down. I don't
Speaker 3: even know what this is.
Speaker 51: I like, what haven't said too about you know?
Speaker 27: Maybe it's just now I'm curious.
Speaker 3: You don't even get health insurance to you ninety days in?
Speaker 3: Why are you? Melissa? Do you agree that it's not
Speaker 3: a red flag like the last callers?
Speaker 33: Oh no, it's a big red flag.
Speaker 27: Even my twelve year old daughter, she's the one who
Speaker 27: texted and thinks it's a big red flash.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I like it. I like, we're taking
Speaker 3: advice from a twelve year old daughter. Here, what's going on, Melissa?
Speaker 29: He's right here?
Speaker 3: So Bella say hi, Hi, Bella, Bella. How do you
Speaker 3: know it's a red flag? Are you a twelve year
Speaker 3: old that actually is? Dates?
Speaker 17: No, my uncle is doing it right now.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, a second, hold on your uncles. Let's sell
Speaker 3: out your uncle here a little bit he's hiding a
Speaker 3: girl for everybody. Yes, how do you know.
Speaker 5: Because we're still friends with her?
Speaker 3: Oh you really? Do you think that you're your Do
Speaker 3: you think your uncle is Uh he's got some other
Speaker 3: girls on the side, some potential.
Speaker 25: Yes?
Speaker 3: Really? Oh my god. I like this. By the way,
Speaker 3: we need to have we need to have more twelve
Speaker 3: year old moments where they're given a absolutely all. They're
Speaker 3: giving us all the gossip about what's going on in
Speaker 3: their family's business. Exact Melissa, are you are you with
Speaker 3: uh you know a guy right now?
Speaker 18: Or who you?
Speaker 3: What do you got in your life?
Speaker 42: Uh?
Speaker 32: Sort of?
Speaker 17: Yeah, yes, yes I am.
Speaker 3: Did your daughter give you advice on relationships?
Speaker 26: Oh?
Speaker 24: Yeah, she's my built and best friend, and she gives
Speaker 24: advice to you guys, just not on the phone on
Speaker 24: the way.
Speaker 18: To school every morning.
Speaker 3: Really, are there any red flags with mom's boyfriend? Yes?
Speaker 17: Many?
Speaker 3: Which ones are?
Speaker 7: Does she know this?
Speaker 20: Yes?
Speaker 3: Red flags?
Speaker 17: The way he acts, like what specifically, just like his
Speaker 17: like his emotions.
Speaker 52: He's still like I don't want to explain it, but
Speaker 52: he's back and forth, up and.
Speaker 7: Down, hot and cold.
Speaker 3: This amazing. You think that kids don't notice stuff that
Speaker 3: goes on. They notice everything that's unbelievable. You guys need
Speaker 3: to call us more often. I like that, Anaya, what's up?
Speaker 3: A Naya morning, guys.
Speaker 31: Good morning.
Speaker 51: I say it's definitely a red flag or maybe even
Speaker 51: yellow flag, because my first date with my now boyfriend
Speaker 51: of five years is actually with his best friends.
Speaker 20: So it.
Speaker 11: Was more so like his best friends mean.
Speaker 24: The world to him.
Speaker 52: So if I to pass that test with mingling with
Speaker 52: his friends and I was good to go five years strong.
Speaker 3: I agree, if you are that good, he's going to
Speaker 3: bring everybody and want you to be around everybody because
Speaker 3: his goal is that he wants to show you off
Speaker 3: first day.
Speaker 28: So you should ask her though, if the guy, if
Speaker 28: his friends are that important to where they really need
Speaker 28: to know?
Speaker 9: With the first date with best friends, I feel like
Speaker 9: you don't know how you know, you know, you don't
Speaker 9: know how to operate on your own, but within the first.
Speaker 3: Within the first month or two, you you can't wait
Speaker 3: to introduce him to your family unless your family is
Speaker 3: like Shannon's family and they're embarrassing, and then you don't.
Speaker 7: Want to personally true what's up.
Speaker 18: Tiffany High, Yeah, I think it's a red flag.
Speaker 10: I kind of feel dumb.
Speaker 18: But I dated a guy for six years and never
Speaker 18: met any of his friends or coworkers.
Speaker 7: Why why was he keeping you a secret?
Speaker 18: Well, he was the whole entire time, but he was
Speaker 18: cheating with coworkers and he was a er nurse, but
Speaker 18: they cheated within the whole entire you know, working industry.
Speaker 18: But I've heard, yeah I met his family, but yeah,
Speaker 18: I never met any of his coworkers or friends.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's I'm telling you. I think this is maybe
Speaker 3: not going to go six years before he introduces, But
Speaker 3: I think that there is something to this relationship not
Speaker 3: introducing to people that you supposedly care about, including your
Speaker 3: best friend.
Speaker 7: Has he had a lot of failed relationships.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 9: I don't know this story. Maybe he's like, I don't
Speaker 9: want to just keep introducing people. I want to make
Speaker 9: sure this is someone that will last, and then I'll introduce.
Speaker 7: Or maybe you're the embarrassing friend.
Speaker 50: I'm not.
Speaker 3: I'm actually not. I'm friends with We're friends with her.
Speaker 3: So that's why why I'm bringing up, you know, because
Speaker 3: I think that there's definitely something to be said about that.
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Speaker 2: real friends.
Speaker 3: It's in the morning, Stay funny, my friends.
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Speaker 3: I'm all over at geez no, all right, it is
Speaker 3: Mojo in the Morning Phone numbers eight four to four,
Speaker 3: Mojo Live Texas ninety five to five zero zero. I
Speaker 3: hate even bringing this up because I don't even want
Speaker 3: to call it this because I'm I'm hoping that it's
Speaker 3: not to this point, but because you have had a
Speaker 3: stalker before, Shannon and uh, and I don't want to
Speaker 3: do this. But I yesterday met a person that I
Speaker 3: think might be a little stack Shannon stalker. And she
Speaker 3: has told me before that she's got this person that has,
Speaker 3: you know, from time to time, reached out to her.
Speaker 3: And I hate bringing this up because it's one of
Speaker 3: those things where it's like you don't want it to
Speaker 3: actually be that the guy is, you know, weird and unstable.
Speaker 3: But yesterday afternoon I went to go get my physical
Speaker 3: therapy done. I do Pete shout out to Team Rehab
Speaker 3: and Amy over there. But right before I was going,
Speaker 3: I ended up going to the Jimmy Johns over on
Speaker 3: on Square Lake Road, and I ran into this guy
Speaker 3: where you know that somebody has a little bit of
Speaker 3: stalkersh vibes. When you run into him, you talk to him.
Speaker 3: And the whole time all the guy had kept doing
Speaker 3: to me the whole time was Hey, uh, how's Shannon doing?
Speaker 3: What's going on with Shannon?
Speaker 42: Hey?
Speaker 3: Who is it?
Speaker 24: You know?
Speaker 3: And he kept asking me questions about our very own
Speaker 3: Shannon and talking about that, and to a point where
Speaker 3: he was like, Hey, I got to show you this
Speaker 3: pictures I have of Shannon, And he had like a
Speaker 3: lot of pictures of Shannon, but there were pictures with Shannon.
Speaker 3: So he's been out to see yours. He's seen you
Speaker 3: a bunch of times, and and I'm like, oh, that's
Speaker 3: really nice. Oh that's great. What's going on? What about keV?
Speaker 4: You know you're like, did bring me up?
Speaker 3: Come on?
Speaker 14: I did?
Speaker 3: I actually did. I talked about all you guys. I
Speaker 3: tried to. I tried to go make it seem but
Speaker 3: it was weird because in it in uh. At one
Speaker 3: point during the conversation he actually knew. He's like, well,
Speaker 3: I know Shannon's going to be and he started like
Speaker 3: naming things that you're doing, because you talk about the
Speaker 3: stuff that you go do, and then he knew everything
Speaker 3: about you. And it got to a point where And
Speaker 3: I don't know if any listeners have ever had a stalker.
Speaker 3: If you've ever had a stalker, man, I don't know
Speaker 3: how you deal with it, because I I would. My
Speaker 3: problem is I'm not so nice to everybody. I'd probably
Speaker 3: be nice to my stalker, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: But do you know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 7: I know who you're talking about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And do you send Stockers vibes or no?
Speaker 7: Do I send stockershbes, you mean, do I get.
Speaker 3: Oh, do I send think he's just really friendly?
Speaker 15: Yeah, it's like I want to assume the best about
Speaker 15: somebody's intentions. But I've been in this situation before, unfortunately,
Speaker 15: and that situation just ended last year, thank god, in
Speaker 15: a courtroom in fact, And so I just like.
Speaker 3: Know, was that person different than this one? Was that
Speaker 3: one more scary than the very Yeah?
Speaker 15: So I'm just like super cautious, but like to your point,
Speaker 15: I am trying to be kind and not like I
Speaker 15: don't want to be not I don't want to be.
Speaker 7: Mean to this person.
Speaker 15: But yeah, I'm starting to feel a little bit uncomfortable,
Speaker 15: and I know exactly what's going to happen in about
Speaker 15: twenty seconds is Officer Josh, who helped me with the
Speaker 15: last time, it's going to text me and be like,
Speaker 15: what do we need to do? That's nice, it's not
Speaker 15: to the I don't think it's to that point, but because.
Speaker 9: The craziest thing is like you don't want to wait
Speaker 9: until it gets to a point where you're being more reactive, right,
Speaker 9: you know what I mean, where like something crazy happens
Speaker 9: where they show up or like you right until a
Speaker 9: moment that quote unquote makes it a stalker situation, Like
Speaker 9: it's kind of to that point is building.
Speaker 15: Up, right, And that's why I say, like, I want
Speaker 15: to assume the best about this person's intentions, but I
Speaker 15: feel like it's getting to be I mean, you saw
Speaker 15: it first, yet it's.
Speaker 3: Going to be a lot. This is the part that
Speaker 3: when he started talking to me, he was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: He's like, and she cut her hair and I'm like.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, literally happened one day ago.
Speaker 3: And then he's like, and then I went to the
Speaker 3: hair salon and you picked it up off the floor. No.
Speaker 3: But I said to him, I go, I go, well,
Speaker 3: you know Shannon and Wes her husband, you know. And
Speaker 3: I've always kept trying to say that because I don't
Speaker 3: think that this guy seems like he is to me,
Speaker 3: doesn't come across to me like he wants to do
Speaker 3: any harm. But I think he's got I think he's
Speaker 3: got like a like a thing, like there's a you
Speaker 3: know what I mean.
Speaker 36: Yeah.
Speaker 5: That's one of the scariest things though, is a lot
Speaker 5: of times I think stalkers don't think that what they're
Speaker 5: doing is wrong, Like they're so delusional that they think
Speaker 5: it's normal, but it's like, actually very scary.
Speaker 3: Have you ever dealt with, like with a stalker situation?
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it was an ex boyfriend.
Speaker 5: But oh, that's showing up to my apartment because he
Speaker 5: knew where I lived and he would get into my
Speaker 5: building and show up at my door.
Speaker 4: I ended up having apartments.
Speaker 7: That is crazy.
Speaker 3: That's worse to me because, yeah, because they were part
Speaker 3: of your life and everybody knows him as part of
Speaker 3: your life, and people just think that you're you know,
Speaker 3: either they think either you're bitter or they think that
Speaker 3: this person's just really hurt, you know, and something, and
Speaker 3: they kind of give that more.
Speaker 5: And then it turned into like a blackmail situation where
Speaker 5: they knew so many things about me because we had
Speaker 5: a relationship that they were like threatening like, oh, I'm
Speaker 5: going to send it to your boss. I'm going to
Speaker 5: send this, I'm going to do that.
Speaker 3: Right What were they going to send What do you think, Mojo?
Speaker 3: Oh wait, they were going to send nudes and stuff.
Speaker 42: Yeah, to like my boss who was But why would
Speaker 42: they But why would Dan Kilbert at the time that
Speaker 42: you said, but why would people why would like, you know,
Speaker 42: the nudes to your boss be something that you would
Speaker 42: want to like hold against the person.
Speaker 5: You know what he was like, if you're not going
Speaker 5: to open your door and let me in, I'm going
Speaker 5: to send this Oh my god, your boss.
Speaker 3: That's crazy.
Speaker 7: I'd be like, I mean, I probably look really cute
Speaker 7: in the photo.
Speaker 3: So wait, Lydia, you got to call the text and
Speaker 3: uh two three one answer your phone and said I
Speaker 3: had a stalker who is eighty three an eighty You
Speaker 3: don't have a stalker, brother, And maybe they're just slow.
Speaker 3: Maybe what's going on? How you doing, April?
Speaker 16: Okay, what's going on?
Speaker 24: Good morning?
Speaker 3: By the way, if you relate to this topic and
Speaker 3: you don't want to text your whole story, just text
Speaker 3: call me to nine five five zero zero and Lydia
Speaker 3: will call you. What's going on? Yeah?
Speaker 29: No, I don't necessarily relate to this story in general.
Speaker 29: I just hope that this soccer day that you know,
Speaker 29: you guys are talking about.
Speaker 16: Kind of takes the hint on this plug that you're putting.
Speaker 27: In there, like hey dude, you know, like hey homies, Yeah,
Speaker 27: it doesn't he.
Speaker 14: Doesn't want you.
Speaker 3: If you were at Jimmy John's yesterday, I'm talking about yeah,
Speaker 3: and honestly if that's if so, can I tell you something, April,
Speaker 3: If that was me that was being talked about, I
Speaker 3: would call and say please. I mean no harm. I'm
Speaker 3: just honestly, I'm honestly a big fan, and I think
Speaker 3: that there are sometimes where people can have a crush
Speaker 3: or have like an affinity for somebody with in go
Speaker 3: you know what, maybe I am a little bit too
Speaker 3: much contacting the person or or showing up at that
Speaker 3: person stuff.
Speaker 16: For sure, there's a complete invasion of privacy and space,
Speaker 16: even if you're not in someone six foot perimeter.
Speaker 45: You know, you gotta you guys, gotta stay away.
Speaker 16: Yeah, hopefully hopefully takes the hint.
Speaker 5: So Jimmy John's guy, you need you need to take.
Speaker 3: The hint freaky fast. Please, what's up Colton?
Speaker 42: What's up?
Speaker 20: Guys?
Speaker 10: It's all an excation if you're asking me.
Speaker 18: It all starts at one.
Speaker 10: Spot and then they'll push back now and then it
Speaker 10: just escalates.
Speaker 13: So far are you? I would just take care of it,
Speaker 13: like everyone says.
Speaker 20: Yeah, but it looks like you got everyone has your back,
Speaker 20: you know, So.
Speaker 3: Yeah, with uh, with the person, and I don't want
Speaker 3: to get into it too much with the other person.
Speaker 3: Did the other person start off slow and then speed
Speaker 3: up or did it just get crazy right away? I
Speaker 3: don't remember.
Speaker 7: It got crazy right away.
Speaker 3: That's what I thought.
Speaker 7: It was actually scary. Yeah, do you remember what they
Speaker 7: were doing? I can't say in the air, but it
Speaker 7: was scary.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I do remember, and I uh, I do not
Speaker 3: ever want a stalker, and I don't think that I'm
Speaker 3: honestly interesting enough to stalk. I'm surprised you don't have
Speaker 3: a stock. There are a number of people that have
Speaker 3: been on the show that have had stalkers that I
Speaker 3: look at it in the situations and I go, these
Speaker 3: people have way too much time.
Speaker 7: Where they am not that interesting of a person. I
Speaker 7: can miss you this.
Speaker 3: What's up? Ali?
Speaker 39: Hey Majoe. So I dated my boyfriend back in high
Speaker 39: school and graduated in two thousand and nine, So they'll
Speaker 39: give you a pretext of how old I am. Just
Speaker 39: two years ago, I was working in a different job
Speaker 39: and he showed up one day to my job, and you,
Speaker 39: I haven't seen him in ten years, and I was
Speaker 39: giving him the time of day, being casual, and that's
Speaker 39: when he told me he has still done background checks
Speaker 39: on me every year. Randomly, just to keep tabs on
Speaker 39: me and make sure I'm okay.
Speaker 27: Yeah.
Speaker 39: So I was out one day and I had heard
Speaker 39: from one of my other friends. He found out I
Speaker 39: had gotten married, and he was waiting for me to
Speaker 39: be single because he knew it wouldn't laugh. Mind you,
Speaker 39: He cheated on me and that's why we broke up after.
Speaker 39: He was abusive physically and emotionally.
Speaker 3: So I wonder if it was the way that it
Speaker 3: ended he didn't like it and he wanted to restart
Speaker 3: it again, so it can be different, you know, And
Speaker 3: honestly maybe yeah, And honestly, there's a level of control. Well,
Speaker 3: if the guy does that to you too, where he's
Speaker 3: you know, an abusive guy, he's got a level of
Speaker 3: control and he couldn't control the situation. So this is
Speaker 3: his way of trying to do it. And man, that
Speaker 3: is a scary situation to be in. I'm sorry that
Speaker 3: you were in that, Shannon, what's up?
Speaker 26: Jay?
Speaker 45: Good morning?
Speaker 3: Good morning.
Speaker 16: I had a guy following me home from Kroger and
Speaker 16: stocked me for a year.
Speaker 7: What what sort of things was he doing?
Speaker 11: Well?
Speaker 53: I was and when I met him, and I didn't
Speaker 53: actually meet him, but he kept following me around, asked
Speaker 53: me out for coffee and I said no, thanks. Then
Speaker 53: he followed me home, and I happened to live in
Speaker 53: a condo and my neighbor told him my name, so
Speaker 53: I would get flowers and I would get food, and
Speaker 53: it happened for a year. So luckily I have a
Speaker 53: police officer's son, and I told him about it, and
Speaker 53: he says, you're telling me this now, and then after
Speaker 53: that point it was put to an end.
Speaker 16: It was kind of creepy.
Speaker 3: And it all started with him just following you home
Speaker 3: while you were at Kroger grocery shopping. Yes, and you
Speaker 3: didn't know him beforehand, like this was your first interaction
Speaker 3: was in all thirteen first first time?
Speaker 45: Never saw him again.
Speaker 12: Wow.
Speaker 53: And the funny thing is that he was a police
Speaker 53: officer from downriver.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, and he's all, wow, that's not alone.
Speaker 3: And that goes to a level where you're scared because
Speaker 3: they have the ability to be at yeah, wow, thank
Speaker 3: god you have a son that's a cop. Jeannie had
Speaker 3: someone show up at her work. That's the part where
Speaker 3: this would get weird is all of a sudden, they're
Speaker 3: showing up at places that you are and always have
Speaker 3: to be like work, what's up, Jenny, Good.
Speaker 5: Morning, guys, Good morning.
Speaker 17: Hey.
Speaker 27: So I had a woman show up at my work.
Speaker 27: I worked at a local urgent care, so it was
Speaker 27: a business so it was really hard to tell them
Speaker 27: they couldn't come there. But her and her husband would
Speaker 27: come to my urgent care that I worked at, seeking
Speaker 27: care supposedly, and they claimed that they wanted to be seen.
Speaker 27: Only it was coming here to see me.
Speaker 3: Wait, it was two people stalking you.
Speaker 27: It was the wife and her husband both Why what
Speaker 27: was going on? He supposedly had been having dreams about
Speaker 27: me and told her that.
Speaker 25: He'd been having these dreams, and they came there to
Speaker 25: see me, and then they somehow figured out where I worked.
Speaker 3: Wow. So being stocked by two people, were they trying
Speaker 3: to have a relationship with you?
Speaker 7: That's my question.
Speaker 16: I think he was.
Speaker 27: She wanted to beat me up basically, and they had
Speaker 27: stopped my Facebook to see where I worked.
Speaker 3: Wow. Mmmm, that's crazy.
Speaker 27: Then they discovered where I lived and they would block
Speaker 27: me in my driveway so I couldn't get out.
Speaker 3: Yes, oh my god, this is this is up?
Speaker 27: They well, I had to contact the police and they
Speaker 27: knew who these people.
Speaker 3: Were why because they they had done this before? Or
Speaker 3: how do they know who these people were? They did
Speaker 3: it to another people just before.
Speaker 27: Oh my god, yes they had done this. They without
Speaker 27: even saying who the the last name of the people were.
Speaker 27: They knew right away.
Speaker 3: Wow. So how did it end or is it still going?
Speaker 20: No?
Speaker 27: It lasted off and on for about six months, and
Speaker 27: I was at the point where I was about to
Speaker 27: get a no contact order and then it, as fast
Speaker 27: as it started, it just stopped.
Speaker 3: Wow. Wow, that's that is scary. You got two people
Speaker 3: that are doing this whole thing to you. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: what different motives. I got a couple more people here
Speaker 3: that are interesting, and I almost feel like I can
Speaker 3: take these calls and do them all day. But I'm
Speaker 3: gonna real quick. I'm gonna get to them. Is if
Speaker 3: they can tell fast stories, because I got to get
Speaker 3: to a break. Neosha, are you there? Niosha? Hi Ya
Speaker 3: had a stalker when she was in college and what
Speaker 3: would they do?
Speaker 41: So he would show up to all of my classes
Speaker 41: waiting for me to get done, and then I started
Speaker 41: getting like I'd get back to my car and they'd
Speaker 41: be like a box of something like a gift, and
Speaker 41: people started coming up to me and being like, hey,
Speaker 41: your boyfriend dropped something off for you. I'd put it
Speaker 41: in your locker and I'd be like, well, I'm.
Speaker 29: Single, I don't have a boyfriend.
Speaker 41: And he would be like it was him just giving gifts,
Speaker 41: and it was like food gifts because I went to
Speaker 41: college for culinary and so he would just be giving
Speaker 41: different like food gifts or different like kitchenware gifts. But
Speaker 41: they would just be left for me and he'd be
Speaker 41: waiting for me at the end of my classes.
Speaker 3: Wow, it's crazy. Were any of the gifts good with
Speaker 3: nice gifts?
Speaker 50: Yeah?
Speaker 41: I mean they tasted great, Like hell, you.
Speaker 3: Would actually eat him? I can't eat them? Are you crazy?
Speaker 20: Yeah?
Speaker 29: I had some of my friends take.
Speaker 3: Them too, So like, ok, hold on, Nancy's ax would
Speaker 3: break into our house.
Speaker 4: What are these people and steal things.
Speaker 3: And then regift them to you, Christy Nancy.
Speaker 23: Yeah, so okay, I'll try to be real quick. So
Speaker 23: my ex broke into my house. I used to work
Speaker 23: in the daycare a long long time ago, but he
Speaker 23: broke into my house took all my parent gifts because
Speaker 23: it was Christmas, so all like the gifts from the
Speaker 23: kids took all those. And then there was another instance
Speaker 23: where I tried to take off and go to Florida
Speaker 23: to get away from him. And when we were driving
Speaker 23: to the airport, I saw a car like on the
Speaker 23: side of the road, but I didn't really think of
Speaker 23: anything until I saw the headlights come on and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 23: that's him. I'm like, I know his car, I know
Speaker 23: those headlights.
Speaker 10: So we pulled off to.
Speaker 41: The gas station.
Speaker 4: Sure enough it was him.
Speaker 23: He was following me to the airport. So the yeah,
Speaker 23: the gas station attendant like held him back and we
Speaker 23: took off. So got that. And then the final straw
Speaker 23: where he finally stopped was he came to the house
Speaker 23: and he tried to get into the house and we
Speaker 23: locked like all the doors, and he kept going to
Speaker 23: all the doors. We called the police, and then I
Speaker 23: went to go outside like to talk to the police,
Speaker 23: and I ended up seeing where he was. He was
Speaker 23: hidden like between the house and between the bushes, all
Speaker 23: crouched down, and then so the police took him. And
Speaker 23: that was like the final straw where he.
Speaker 3: Is crazy. This is nuts, right, you didn't eat any
Speaker 3: of his with everyone. Last last call Alexis was mistakenly stocked.
Speaker 3: What does that mean? Alexis explained it to us.
Speaker 16: Okay, so I was still being mistakenly stocked. So my
Speaker 16: maiden name is that of a porn star. So I
Speaker 16: randomly for the last like five years, I get mail
Speaker 16: of the that contained pictures of her, and the older
Speaker 16: gentleman want my signature, and they return envelopes and there
Speaker 16: for me them sign them and mail them back.
Speaker 3: They think you're the porn star because you have the
Speaker 3: exact same name as the porn star. What's the name?
Speaker 16: Well, yeah, there you go, because I don't want to
Speaker 16: give my whole name out.
Speaker 3: One day, Mike, we had a girl and a listener
Speaker 3: on the phone and I go, hey, Mia is on
Speaker 3: the phone.
Speaker 7: He goes, He was like, I mean, how do I know?
Speaker 4: You know what you need to do?
Speaker 15: By the way, you need to take like a very
Speaker 15: car vert up photo of yourself, sign it and be
Speaker 15: like this is actually who you're sending these requests.
Speaker 3: Now. I don't know if I would.
Speaker 26: Want to do that.
Speaker 21: I look at zero.
Speaker 16: Well, some people say that I need to send it back,
Speaker 16: like sign it and say like you can vend me
Speaker 16: some money and I'll sign it and send it back
Speaker 16: to you.
Speaker 3: Can I ask it would be too much to ask you?
Speaker 3: What is this? The porn star's name Alexis what.
Speaker 16: No, actually her the last name is Campbell.
Speaker 7: Okay, all right, a very popular last name.
Speaker 3: That's weird. It's kind of crazy.
Speaker 16: Well her, yeah, yeah, her first name starts with an
Speaker 16: E and alexis actually.
Speaker 20: Is not my real name?
Speaker 3: Okay? Can I just say this real quick, like you
Speaker 3: have got to listen full disclosure? I well, I watched
Speaker 3: porn or I'm not all the time. That sounds weird
Speaker 3: saying that, but but to be that obsessed with a
Speaker 3: porn star that you would send her head shots and
Speaker 3: ask her to that sign them. I mean, that's kind
Speaker 3: of weird.
Speaker 16: And there's more than just headshots. Let me just say yeah,
Speaker 16: and one of them is like one of them.
Speaker 18: Is like really when I got recently the guys like
Speaker 18: lives like two miles.
Speaker 3: Away from me.
Speaker 7: Oh, multiple people, that's the nuts.
Speaker 16: It's multiple different people.
Speaker 3: You need to change your name. Thank you for the
Speaker 3: call or appreciate it. Oh my god, I could go
Speaker 3: on forever. Lydia just keeps putting them on one of
Speaker 3: the other people. I can't grab it because we got
Speaker 3: like the person the stalker bugged their car put a
Speaker 3: bug in. I got to hear that.
Speaker 4: Terrifying what you want to hear it?
Speaker 3: Hold on, Kristen, the how did how did you find
Speaker 3: that they bugged your car?
Speaker 17: He would send me text like where I was at,
Speaker 17: what I was doing?
Speaker 14: He was?
Speaker 17: I mean anywhere that I was?
Speaker 15: He knew.
Speaker 17: So then I got a detector from the police and
Speaker 17: they went over my car and they had those tiles and.
Speaker 3: They pulled them out. Wow, where was he hiding the
Speaker 3: bug in? The Oh? Does he have to get in
Speaker 3: your car in order to put that?
Speaker 17: Yes, he was in my car one time and it
Speaker 17: was a year ago and he was in my car
Speaker 17: and he stuffed him in there.
Speaker 3: That is nuts. Every single thing that you ever did
Speaker 3: in that car he knew. All right, Well, thank you
Speaker 3: for the calls. We appreciate it. These are crazy.
Speaker 2: This is Mojo in the Morning, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 7: I'm in the morning, Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 3: In the morning, It's Mojo in the Morning, Lydia. We're
Speaker 3: going to change topics here right now. So topic is
Speaker 3: going to change and I'm gonna throw a curveball here.
Speaker 54: Okay, what are we changing to I'm changing to a
Speaker 54: topic about Lydia because in our pre show meeting we
Speaker 54: were having a discussion about how Bianca is no longer
Speaker 54: part working in the big lot anymore.
Speaker 3: She's not in the big lot with her new car.
Speaker 3: That her protecting her new car. Her new brand new
Speaker 3: purchase lasted maybe thirteen days maybe, ah, yeah.
Speaker 31: It was like a week and a half, but mostly
Speaker 31: because of construction. But my mom may be parking the lot.
Speaker 3: Okay, Mom told you there parking a lot. You did
Speaker 3: it for thirteen days, so you didn't want to be disrespectful.
Speaker 3: I get it. I'm like the walking is too much now.
Speaker 3: Then we got into a discussion during the pre show
Speaker 3: meeting that got a little heated there for a second.
Speaker 3: Somebody got a little upset Lydia. And the discussion was
Speaker 3: about the way that Lydia parks and Kevin, would you
Speaker 3: like to describe Lydia's parking.
Speaker 9: So parking, as the listeners of the show should be
Speaker 9: able to deduce, now, is at a premium here and
Speaker 9: we have a lot. Nobody likes to parking a lot
Speaker 9: because we have street parking that we should be able
Speaker 9: to park on. Now, the street parking is very limited,
Speaker 9: so we all have to do our best to make
Speaker 9: sure that we're leaving enough room for others to park,
Speaker 9: so we don't have to park far as hell. Everyone
Speaker 9: for the most part, does a great job and ensuring
Speaker 9: that they leave enough space, everyone except for Lydia. So
Speaker 9: Lydia is always the first one here, so she gets
Speaker 9: the best parking spot right in front of the door.
Speaker 9: Lydia just she may not do the best job of
Speaker 9: ensuring there's enough room for other people. So there's a
Speaker 9: curb that if Lydia just you pulls up just five
Speaker 9: extra feet, we can fit more people.
Speaker 3: But she doesn't.
Speaker 31: Okay, I'll keep that in mind next time.
Speaker 7: Thank you, drama.
Speaker 3: Let's not kill the topic there right now. Let's not
Speaker 3: kill the topic. Let's be like you were earlier.
Speaker 37: You ever, everybody was saying it in the room, so
Speaker 37: I'll just let you guys speak your piece.
Speaker 9: Oh yes, how do you feel about it? Do you
Speaker 9: feel like you just park just to park? Or are
Speaker 9: you conscious about other people?
Speaker 37: The most part, I'm parallel parking, so the person behind
Speaker 37: me was already there.
Speaker 31: If I pull up even just a little bit, no
Speaker 31: one's gonna fit between me. And that car, so it
Speaker 31: wouldn't really matter.
Speaker 3: So let's say, let's uh maybe give a more descriptive
Speaker 3: example of this one. There are no lines on the
Speaker 3: street parking. There are no meters where you have a
Speaker 3: meter that you have to park by. It's basically a
Speaker 3: free for all where And I think you have to
Speaker 3: when you're pulling in to park. I think you have
Speaker 3: to understand that the average lengths of cars are about yay,
Speaker 3: big okay. And I think that when you're parking like
Speaker 3: there is times when I'll park if I'm the only
Speaker 3: one parking like on that street parking where we have,
Speaker 3: I will say to myself, Okay, am I leaving enough
Speaker 3: room for the guy to fit behind me? Or am
Speaker 3: I leaving enough room for somebody to fit in front
Speaker 3: of me? And I think where Lydy is pulling in,
Speaker 3: I get what she's doing. She's pulling in going I'm
Speaker 3: here first. I'm the first guy here. You guys don't
Speaker 3: wake up early enough to get this parking spot. I'm
Speaker 3: parking in front of the door.
Speaker 37: No, I would an intentional not leave a spot open
Speaker 37: for someone else, But no, I don't think you're going
Speaker 37: to keep it in mind.
Speaker 31: I didn't think I was really doing that much wrong.
Speaker 3: But I think that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 7: Just park Yeah, I mean there's no thought about place right.
Speaker 3: So I think that here's what I'm going to do.
Speaker 3: I'm going to go with a spring. I'm going to
Speaker 3: go to ACE Hardware today. ACE is the place with
Speaker 3: the helpful hardware folks, and I'm going to go and
Speaker 3: I'm going to get a can of spray paint and
Speaker 3: I'm gonna spray paint line. Let's do it, and I'm
Speaker 3: going to make it easy for everybody, because I think
Speaker 3: that's what we need. I still think the city needs
Speaker 3: to do a better job here in Eastern Market of
Speaker 3: defining where we park and where we don't park, because
Speaker 3: we still get parking tickets all the time.
Speaker 37: The hit zones are because if you're in a certain spot,
Speaker 37: your car's getting smacked by a tow truck.
Speaker 3: The other thing that I do have to equate in Lydia.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you feel this way, because I
Speaker 3: know you're being attacked right now. But you are attacked, okay. Well,
Speaker 3: what you are, what you are by your parking job
Speaker 3: today is you're the person that goes into the Kroger
Speaker 3: parking lot and parks over the line and double parks
Speaker 3: in a parking spot.
Speaker 9: We can't have that either, though, honestly, with an F
Speaker 9: one fifty is hard sometimes though, Yeah, like, and that's
Speaker 9: your vehicle, right, Yeah, it's it's tough for Like, you
Speaker 9: can't park in a normal parking spot because your car
Speaker 9: is longer than the average car. So and you don't
Speaker 9: want to be too far in the front of the
Speaker 9: lane where traffic is coming. So you got to make
Speaker 9: sure you back up enough. And if you back up,
Speaker 9: then your trunk part is taking up the parking.
Speaker 3: Spot behind you. You either got to be perfect or
Speaker 3: oftentimes you see trucks park way in the back somewhere
Speaker 3: and I'm not doing that. I will say this to you.
Speaker 3: The Tahoe is like that too, but I don't care.
Speaker 3: I don't give a gratz here eight four four Mojo
Speaker 3: Live eight four four sixty six five sixty five four
Speaker 3: eight is our telephone number is lovely Lydia making us
Speaker 3: all have issues parking? Or do you want to defend Lydia?
Speaker 3: There's always defender they love Lydia. What's going on, Jennifer,
Speaker 3: how you doing?
Speaker 29: Hey, good morning, guys.
Speaker 3: Good morning. What's happening?
Speaker 29: So I came on Friday to pick up my prize
Speaker 29: from the Kroger Grocery gift card. Okay, and I had
Speaker 29: a park like two blocks away.
Speaker 3: It's it's a bad yeah, it is.
Speaker 19: Well, it's confusing because I don't I didn't know where
Speaker 19: the door was at first, like to get in, so
Speaker 19: I had to like loop around to find that, and
Speaker 19: then I went around like three times just to find parking.
Speaker 9: You know what happened though, what would have been great
Speaker 9: he would have found for World parking if Lydia had
Speaker 9: to pull that five feet.
Speaker 3: That's all.
Speaker 31: This is kind of from.
Speaker 37: Anna and Kevin, who have both always hit my car. Hannah,
Speaker 37: you did when we were in the pre show meeting
Speaker 37: my car last week was literally touching the front.
Speaker 3: Of my Jennifery because I had to get in the spot.
Speaker 4: It wasn't enough space.
Speaker 3: Jewhere else I saw.
Speaker 29: I saw your toe because obviously you can't miss that
Speaker 29: with the Hall of Fame place.
Speaker 7: Right out.
Speaker 29: Okay, I see what Mojo, Okay, I see it.
Speaker 3: By the way, is the most embarrassing license plate in
Speaker 3: the world. But you know, Jennifer, did you did you
Speaker 3: see on social media the picture of being uh Anna
Speaker 3: and wait she was parked? That was that was a
Speaker 3: bad parking joke.
Speaker 7: No, no, that is on you.
Speaker 28: That is on you.
Speaker 7: Perfect park that was I would never have it was
Speaker 7: just a little myself that that.
Speaker 3: Was a bad one. What's not being How you doing
Speaker 3: Joe in the morning?
Speaker 20: Hey, good morning guys.
Speaker 3: Morning?
Speaker 12: Yeah, keV, it is not that hard to park a Trokes.
Speaker 3: Well I don't explain, sir. Yeah, you got to back in, man.
Speaker 3: So if I'm in, if I'm in the grocery store, now, listen,
Speaker 3: I thought before I get the fifty, I thought parking
Speaker 3: was going outside of like my concerns about gas. Parking
Speaker 3: was like the other concern I'm going to get in,
Speaker 3: like parking lost for concerts, all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 3: And it's great.
Speaker 9: But when you're at the grocery store, I think you
Speaker 9: gotta be a little powerful.
Speaker 3: You can run over little children.
Speaker 26: Know yet.
Speaker 14: You got a backup camera though, I do.
Speaker 3: By the way, what are you thinking in of people
Speaker 3: who back into parking spots? My wife thinks that they
Speaker 3: have douchebags.
Speaker 18: It really be a douchebag.
Speaker 24: I mean I park I back into every single parking
Speaker 24: spot exit.
Speaker 3: Chelsea thinks that that is the She thinks that I
Speaker 3: am ruining it for the people that are behind me
Speaker 3: as I pull up in front and try to get
Speaker 3: myself in there. No, I'm not going to take I
Speaker 3: love Chelsea, but she's wrong on that one. Okay, I
Speaker 3: want to when I leave, I want to be able
Speaker 3: to pull out and leave. I don't have to play
Speaker 3: and wait for the people. Yeah, hold on, Keenan wants
Speaker 3: something here? What do you want? Keenan? All right, so.
Speaker 20: Pick of Lydia's parking or it didn't happen. And second,
Speaker 20: marking a truck isn't that hard. I've got a crew.
Speaker 3: Cab long bed.
Speaker 12: That I sometimes daily drive, and yes, you have to
Speaker 12: back in, but that's because the turning radius.
Speaker 3: To get back out. I think we're confused here. I
Speaker 3: never said it was hard. I said I didn't say
Speaker 3: it was difficult. Uh, Keenan, what do you drive.
Speaker 20: A GMC canyon crew cab long bed?
Speaker 3: Oh wow, that's a big one man. That's like a
Speaker 3: Tony Travado vehicle. Can I tell you the best vehicle
Speaker 3: I've ever owned in my life for going in and
Speaker 3: out of parking spots a Jeep Wrangler. It really The
Speaker 3: turning radius on a Jeep Wrangler is next to nothing.
Speaker 3: It's like unbelievable. I mean, obviously they're meant for war
Speaker 3: or something. I don't know what they're meant for, like
Speaker 3: they were built for something. But when you get in
Speaker 3: and out of parking spots, it's the most wonderful thing ever.
Speaker 3: The only problem is drive me long distances. You get
Speaker 3: that jeep wobble and it drives me crazy.
Speaker 9: I will say it is though, and you might be
Speaker 9: too big for this car, but I think you should
Speaker 9: try it out. When I went to New York one time,
Speaker 9: I rented a Dodge Dart.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, come on, I can't tie it able to
Speaker 3: fit in anyway. Like Wheels car, it didn't matter.
Speaker 17: Where I was.
Speaker 3: That is really diny. I don't think I could do
Speaker 3: that one. Although a Chevy Cruise was like that too.
Speaker 3: I drove I had to get my car's oil change
Speaker 3: done and they gave me a loaner. And it's a
Speaker 3: Chevy Cruise. I only got one leg in it.
Speaker 35: If I had a dollar for every time I got
Speaker 35: a parking ticket in Royal Oak, I could pay.
Speaker 2: What are these parking tickets.
Speaker 3: This is Mojo in the morning. Is Mojo in the Morning,
Speaker 3: and Rob is a little dependent on something, so dependent
Speaker 3: she wanted to bring it up on the air right now.
Speaker 4: And what is that any guesses I'm.
Speaker 3: Athletes.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, that's enough. No more guesses, No more guesses.
Speaker 4: My phone.
Speaker 5: You guys, so I yesterday I totally broke my phone.
Speaker 5: Like it wasn't just a screen crack, it was the
Speaker 5: whole screen was messed up. I couldn't see anything, but
Speaker 5: it was still buzzing. You guys are part of the
Speaker 5: problem because our group chat was going crazy and I
Speaker 5: could see buzz buzz buzz, buzz buzz, and I'm like,
Speaker 5: oh my gosh, what's going on. But yeah, it made
Speaker 5: me realize how much I really depend on this thing,
Speaker 5: because literally every activity that I had to do, I
Speaker 5: wanted or needed my phone for it. For example, I
Speaker 5: have insurance through Verizon. Verizon's like, you have to go
Speaker 5: to this store in Royal Oak to get it fixed.
Speaker 5: I don't know how to get to the store in
Speaker 5: Royal Oak. I'm not good with directions, So then I'm
Speaker 5: pulling it up on my laptop and like trying to
Speaker 5: read them.
Speaker 3: Did not you go back. You had your laptop out
Speaker 3: in your car car.
Speaker 5: I looked like a police officer, you know how they
Speaker 5: have those things out there, And it wasn't like there
Speaker 5: wasn't Wi Fi. So I was trying to read line
Speaker 5: by line, like turn right, turn left. It was very difficult,
Speaker 5: but quite literally everything. When I came to the store
Speaker 5: and he was like, okay, it's going to be twenty bucks.
Speaker 5: I wanted to tap to pay with my phone.
Speaker 4: I didn't do that.
Speaker 5: Had to go out to the car and get my wallet.
Speaker 5: Like literally everything I needed to do I could not do.
Speaker 5: And it almost like scared me, Like I feel like
Speaker 5: I should be able to live my life without it,
Speaker 5: but I don't know if I I don't know if
Speaker 5: I could.
Speaker 3: So this is very interesting because I've had this conversation
Speaker 3: with Chelsea. Chelsea is not about technology and in our
Speaker 3: house to get into our garage, our front door, to
Speaker 3: get into you know, her car, all this stuff. We
Speaker 3: always use our phones, right or some semblance of technology,
Speaker 3: buttons to push and things. Yeah, and we got burned
Speaker 3: a couple of weeks ago when power went out because
Speaker 3: of a big storm that we had and not a
Speaker 3: way to get in the house. So it's interesting that
Speaker 3: you bring this up with your phone, because I think
Speaker 3: it's crazy that you don't have like a credit card
Speaker 3: or thing like that sometimes with you. Now I think
Speaker 3: you only use your phone for that. Yeah, But then
Speaker 3: she thinks it's crazy that I won't carry a key
Speaker 3: with me that too, So I guess a lot of
Speaker 3: it is you get burned by technology.
Speaker 5: But it's almost like you don't have a choice, like
Speaker 5: you have, like this is just the way the world
Speaker 5: is going. I felt so bad because there was an
Speaker 5: older man who also had broken his phone, and he
Speaker 5: was struggling so hard, just trying to like communicate, to
Speaker 5: get into his phone, to be able to do it.
Speaker 5: Like I could tell he was struggling because there was
Speaker 5: a lack of like he doesn't use his phone enough.
Speaker 5: So there's two sides to it. But I don't think
Speaker 5: I could live. I truly don't, especially for what we
Speaker 5: do like social media. I couldn't vlog it. I wanted
Speaker 5: to blog it. I've blogged when my tire popped on Monday,
Speaker 5: but I couldn't blog this one.
Speaker 3: It's funny. I truly feel like I can't leave the
Speaker 3: house without my phone. Oh same, Like, I truly feel
Speaker 3: like I could be fine with anything else. I don't
Speaker 3: necessarily think that I need to have like my driver's
Speaker 3: license and things, even though you should probably carry your
Speaker 3: driver's license with you. But I got a driver's license
Speaker 3: picture on my phone. Hey, I Yes, if you get
Speaker 3: pulled over by a cop and you don't have your
Speaker 3: driver's license but you have the picture on your phone,
Speaker 3: is that valid or no?
Speaker 7: I feel like kind I think it depends on how
Speaker 7: nice the cop is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they can get all the same information, But I
Speaker 3: wonder if you get a ticket for not carrying that
Speaker 3: like I carry like I have my insurance card in
Speaker 3: my phone too, so too.
Speaker 7: But yeah, mine is an app on an app.
Speaker 4: Exactly, everything's an app?
Speaker 3: Yeah eight four four Mojo Live eight four four sixty
Speaker 3: six five sixty five four eight. Anybody like this where
Speaker 3: you're so dependent on the phone and then the other
Speaker 3: thing too, I know this is gonna be really weird
Speaker 3: to ask this. Does anybody not have a phone?
Speaker 29: Like?
Speaker 3: Are there do you know anybody that does not have
Speaker 3: a cell phone?
Speaker 7: Any adults?
Speaker 3: Any adult person that does not have a cell phone? Like,
Speaker 3: or call us about the person.
Speaker 7: Like Grandma, she was in her eighties has a cell phone.
Speaker 5: Pops has a flip phone, but he's never sent a
Speaker 5: text in his life. Yeah, or used like the phone
Speaker 5: for anything besides a phone call.
Speaker 15: You know who doesn't have a phone, Who doesn't have
Speaker 15: a cell phone? Is I mean, of course I'm going
Speaker 15: to talk about a celebrity, but Ed sharing That's.
Speaker 3: What I was going to say, is that there are
Speaker 3: people like Ed Sharon that don't and then they're honestly,
Speaker 3: I hate to say, can you say that? Can you
Speaker 3: say what? Is that a bad word to say?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 3: Nowadays? All these words sometimes you find.
Speaker 7: Out that I don't know what words?
Speaker 3: Oh it's okay to say That's not like all of
Speaker 3: a sudden saying a bad word, like okay, they're like
Speaker 3: some hippie people. There's some people that are like some
Speaker 3: some you know, you know, I love that you were like, like,
Speaker 3: there's people that like to live on the earth. Crunchy's
Speaker 3: gotta be canceled, right, They can't say crunch anymore.
Speaker 31: All the time.
Speaker 3: Well, can you know anybody like those? I see, I
Speaker 3: could see them the radiation.
Speaker 7: I could see that.
Speaker 3: Speaking of it, Go ahead really quick. Sorry.
Speaker 6: I went to a concert a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 6: and I was going to bring this up as a topic,
Speaker 6: but I saw a guy with a flip phone recording.
Speaker 3: Flip phones could.
Speaker 7: Record, so I was it might be more advanced than
Speaker 7: all of us.
Speaker 15: And the reason I say that is I keep reading
Speaker 15: all of these articles that the younger generations, I don't
Speaker 15: even know what they are now, like what gen z,
Speaker 15: jen a A. Are not going to be super into
Speaker 15: the amount of technology we have. They want to dial
Speaker 15: it back a little bit. So some people are saying
Speaker 15: the smartphones give them massive anxiety with everything on them,
Speaker 15: so they would prefer to have a simple flip flip phone.
Speaker 7: We could just call people.
Speaker 3: Interesting and that's it.
Speaker 7: So that's actually like running out of storage.
Speaker 3: I can't even imagine. Actually the coolest saying, and I
Speaker 3: is when I see people with a flip phone, or
Speaker 3: when I see people with the old brick phones, I
Speaker 3: want the bag phone back. You don't remember that at all.
Speaker 3: They used to back in the day when phones first
Speaker 3: came out. You can't. They were in no, they were
Speaker 3: in a bag. So they had like a little bag
Speaker 3: and you'd carry it on your shoulder like like a purse,
Speaker 3: and you'd walk around and it'd have look Google bagphone's
Speaker 3: yeah ezy, and it would be a little bag phone.
Speaker 3: That was the first yeah. And then then the old
Speaker 3: fashioned car phone where the phone was just in your
Speaker 3: car and you'd grab.
Speaker 7: It like my mom had that like a vinyl cover.
Speaker 3: Of those things were the deal.
Speaker 20: Man.
Speaker 3: If you had one of those, you were rich. You
Speaker 3: had one of those. You had a Lincoln Ltd. Or
Speaker 3: whatever it was. Anybody that drove a Lincoln back in
Speaker 3: the day, Man, they were rich. Which up? But Antonio,
Speaker 3: how you doing man?
Speaker 20: Just driving?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 10: I feel where I coming from.
Speaker 48: I do non emergency medical transportation, so I travel all
Speaker 48: the with this bit of Ohio.
Speaker 10: If my phone broke right now, I would probably get
Speaker 10: fired and my boss would really hate me.
Speaker 4: You would be lost.
Speaker 3: You need a map? Can you not get from point
Speaker 3: A to point B without putting it in your I
Speaker 3: can't google mass I mean I can't either.
Speaker 5: I had to go the long way because I had
Speaker 5: to take like the only roads I knew.
Speaker 3: Somebody asked me the other day, they said, how long
Speaker 3: does it take you get to and from work? And
Speaker 3: I said, I gotta be honest with you, It depends
Speaker 3: on the day. But I have to see my Google Maps.
Speaker 3: I do Google Map, I do ways or Google Maps
Speaker 3: every single day when I first wake up in the
Speaker 3: morning to make sure there's no accidents out on the road,
Speaker 3: because I am at least a forty minute ride forty
Speaker 3: five minute ride from work, and I just want to
Speaker 3: make sure there's no closures or stuff. But when I
Speaker 3: go to and from, like if I go from my
Speaker 3: house to the party store up the street to go
Speaker 3: get myself a little booze, I actually will use my
Speaker 3: use it because I don't want to go down a
Speaker 3: road and all of a sudden happen upon a closing
Speaker 3: or something, or a cop I have the cop stuff too, Antonio,
Speaker 3: thank you for the call, buddy.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 18: Guys.
Speaker 3: Did you see the bagphone? I did? Would you carry
Speaker 3: one of those?
Speaker 4: Maybe if Louis made him one?
Speaker 3: Louis Tui? What's up?
Speaker 29: Thought hy Mojo? Hi everybody? I have good morning.
Speaker 16: I have the original black bag with the phone. The
Speaker 16: motor Roma came out in the late eighties.
Speaker 3: What did you call it? A motor roma?
Speaker 10: Motor Roma?
Speaker 29: Yeah, and I still haven't.
Speaker 10: I wonder if it's worth anything now.
Speaker 29: It's so funny, but you know, with the phone today.
Speaker 10: I have my phone, I have all the apps like
Speaker 10: we all do.
Speaker 22: But you know, I find sometimes when I leave the house,
Speaker 22: I will be running out I don't have my phone,
Speaker 22: and you know, I'm like, that's okay, you know, I
Speaker 22: don't need my phone. And if you're right about the anxiety,
Speaker 22: it's like, if something happened, what.
Speaker 11: Did we do?
Speaker 3: Can I tell you again? The life was so much easier.
Speaker 3: Our kids are so messed out. The idea that we
Speaker 3: the way that we got uh to know that our
Speaker 3: parents wanted us was our dads whistled, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean, Like the idea that when the street lights
Speaker 3: came out, came on, that's when we came home, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean. And then and then we weren't
Speaker 3: at home playing video games all day and there was
Speaker 3: like two video games and which was there was? Well,
Speaker 3: for for us it was what is it? Donkey Kong
Speaker 3: was one of them? And then what's the one? Asteroids?
Speaker 3: Were you around when dinosaurs are? Do you know what
Speaker 3: you can? You know what there was around back then?
Speaker 3: A fist in a face? What's going on, Danny? How
Speaker 3: you doing as a Tanner or Tony h Tony what's up? Hey?
Speaker 33: I was just calling.
Speaker 28: I don't necessarily feel lost without my phone, but it
Speaker 28: does give you anxiety. And I also wanted to go
Speaker 28: back to when you said something about the car phones,
Speaker 28: and that is very true. Both my parents had a
Speaker 28: Mark seven and a Lincoln town car.
Speaker 7: And they had the most rooms.
Speaker 20: Yeah, and my mom got on me.
Speaker 16: I would call everybody and she was like, don't you
Speaker 16: know that they charged for that?
Speaker 3: Well that's the other thing too, is we all do
Speaker 3: the whole you know, uh, standard texting dator rates to apply.
Speaker 15: I don't know anybody that I mean, but remember when
Speaker 15: you bought a certain set of minutes and then you
Speaker 15: had nights and weekends.
Speaker 3: Do you remember when you would call an out of
Speaker 3: area code number like a long distance number and it costs? Yeah? Crazy?
Speaker 3: What's up, tiffany? How you doing? Hi?
Speaker 20: Are you good?
Speaker 3: What's going on?
Speaker 45: I was just telling about the phone thing. So my
Speaker 45: husband still has a flip phone as a personal phone. Yeah,
Speaker 45: well because his work phone is a smartphone. Still, why
Speaker 45: pay for data? When to get to retreating?
Speaker 15: Okay, okay, so everything is on this thing?
Speaker 3: Does your does your husband also make love to you
Speaker 3: old school style?
Speaker 6: Too?
Speaker 3: All?
Speaker 20: The styles, all the styles.
Speaker 3: I love activity Dinosaur. What's going on, Cherry? How you doing?
Speaker 15: I'm good?
Speaker 20: How are you?
Speaker 3: We're good? What's going on?
Speaker 43: So?
Speaker 27: I lost my phone in Mexico and the ocean last week.
Speaker 20: Oh god, vacation.
Speaker 3: You're on vacation. You lost your phone. If I lost
Speaker 3: my phone on vacation, I wouldn't know how to get home.
Speaker 7: Everything's on your tickets.
Speaker 4: How long did you go without it?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 26: I lost that on third Wednesday or on Tuesday, and
Speaker 26: then Wednesday we left.
Speaker 51: So I had a five hour or in lay out
Speaker 51: with no phone.
Speaker 46: But once I got to the state, I could text
Speaker 46: my daughter on my iPhone.
Speaker 3: Watch, thank god. I if I'm first off, I am
Speaker 3: out of the country. I'm in Mexico, which you know,
Speaker 3: who knows what's going on. We're part of Mexico. Were
Speaker 3: you in?
Speaker 10: I think can coon?
Speaker 3: Okay? Yeah, yeah, I would. Oh, I'd be freaking out
Speaker 3: the whole time. Wow, you're you're lucky. That would that
Speaker 3: would give me total anxiety in diarrhea. And also and
Speaker 3: also can I can I also say this to you?
Speaker 3: You know where the place is where I get the
Speaker 3: most anxiety, Sherry. If I don't have my phone the
Speaker 3: bathroom when I'm pooping. If I'm in the bathroom, if
Speaker 3: I'm in the bathroom, sign the magazine. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 3: I'm reading.
Speaker 2: I just talk about what kinds of person you want
Speaker 2: thinks about how but you like you? You know Insta
Speaker 2: I like You're listening to Mojo in the Morning.
Speaker 3: Twenty plus years of idiocy and still going.
Speaker 54: In Detroit, Toledo, and West Michigan, it's Mojo in the Morning.