WEBVTT - Full Show 08-21-2026 0:00:01.520 --> 0:00:08.479 Detroit, USNX, Mosquito Red Records, SIVTSO Channel nine four five 0:00:08.640 --> 0:00:12.240 s n X, and NY five Kiss FM, an ihard 0:00:12.320 --> 0:00:17.000 radio station guaranteed human mojo. 0:00:27.360 --> 0:00:29.760 God, let me take you back to the beginning. Is 0:00:30.200 --> 0:00:33.920 alrighty ready, you're listening to Mojo in the Morning. 0:00:34.159 --> 0:00:41.360 You're a dodo. Heck we do. It's Mojo in the Morning. 0:00:42.479 --> 0:00:44.839 I think my wife is trying to kill me, and 0:00:44.920 --> 0:00:47.080 if I do die, I would like this to be 0:00:47.200 --> 0:00:51.040 my last words. She killed me. Okay, now they got 0:00:51.120 --> 0:00:54.080 that out there and the police are going to be investigating. 0:00:55.720 --> 0:00:59.840 She has been forcing me to exercise and I'm not 0:01:00.120 --> 0:01:04.480 happy with this. Let me, let me explain what's going on. 0:01:04.600 --> 0:01:08.280 So we were just in Chicago, and my wife is 0:01:08.319 --> 0:01:12.800 one of those people that I could never live in 0:01:12.920 --> 0:01:17.880 downtown Detroit, downtown Grand Rapids, downtown Toledo, or downtown anywhere. 0:01:17.920 --> 0:01:20.160 I don't want to live downtown. I need to live 0:01:20.200 --> 0:01:22.120 in a rural place. You know. I don't know why 0:01:22.120 --> 0:01:24.560 I need to live in a rural place. I need 0:01:24.600 --> 0:01:27.399 to live in a place that is not walkable. I 0:01:27.440 --> 0:01:29.600 need to live in a place that literally, if I 0:01:29.640 --> 0:01:31.240 have to go to a store, I've got to get 0:01:31.240 --> 0:01:33.399 in a car, and I've got to drive to it, 0:01:34.160 --> 0:01:37.480 because if it was up to my wife, I would 0:01:37.520 --> 0:01:40.160 have to walk to go do everything. So we're in 0:01:40.240 --> 0:01:43.479 Chicago and we would go to a bunch of different places. 0:01:43.480 --> 0:01:45.319 We were staying in a hotel that was right by 0:01:45.360 --> 0:01:49.480 the where the event was at, and I would say 0:01:49.480 --> 0:01:51.200 to Chelsea, go where are we doing today, you know, 0:01:51.200 --> 0:01:52.600 because we had a couple of days just kind of 0:01:52.640 --> 0:01:57.360 killing until in between the events. She'd be like, Oh, well, 0:01:57.360 --> 0:01:59.160 we're going to meet so and so's and so and 0:01:59.160 --> 0:02:00.960 so's and we're going to go meet them over at 0:02:01.080 --> 0:02:04.200 such and such. And I'm like, okay, great. So i'd go, 0:02:04.240 --> 0:02:07.160 I'll get the uber and she'd be like no, no, no, no, 0:02:07.200 --> 0:02:09.160 we're going to walk there. And I'm like, well, how 0:02:09.200 --> 0:02:11.799 far is the walk and she would say, oh, it's 0:02:11.800 --> 0:02:14.000 not that far, It's actually close. So what I would 0:02:14.000 --> 0:02:16.959 do was I would judge it based on how much 0:02:17.040 --> 0:02:18.840 the uber would say it was going to cost to 0:02:18.880 --> 0:02:21.240 go there. And if the uber said it was going 0:02:21.320 --> 0:02:24.079 to cost twelve dollars or more, it was too far 0:02:24.160 --> 0:02:25.560 for me, you know what I mean, it was going 0:02:25.600 --> 0:02:28.799 to be worth a drive or you know, getting into 0:02:28.840 --> 0:02:32.000 a car then I started looking at mileage wise and 0:02:32.080 --> 0:02:35.760 I started realizing, Okay, let's see how many miles I 0:02:35.840 --> 0:02:39.960 was doing. I was doing at least eighteen thousand steps 0:02:39.960 --> 0:02:43.200 a day. Now, mind you, you're not supposed to do 0:02:43.280 --> 0:02:45.639 more than ten thousand steps a day. Said that, Yeah, 0:02:45.760 --> 0:02:48.440 what they say, get it, get ten thousand steps a day. 0:02:48.840 --> 0:02:51.160 They don't say get twelve thousand or eleven thousand or 0:02:51.200 --> 0:02:53.760 eighteen thousand steps a day. Ten thousand is the floor. 0:02:54.320 --> 0:02:58.359 Ten ten thousand, No, no, no, ten thousand. It's the ceilings. 0:02:58.400 --> 0:03:00.960 Not if you go higher than that, you could die, 0:03:01.320 --> 0:03:02.400 you know what I mean? Like, you got to be 0:03:02.440 --> 0:03:07.720 somewhere in between the fats me. So there was one 0:03:07.800 --> 0:03:10.880 part where we were this is kind of wild. She's like, 0:03:11.120 --> 0:03:12.720 and she's like, the weather is beautiful. I'm like, the 0:03:12.760 --> 0:03:15.440 weather's not beautiful. I have to wear a coat. It's 0:03:15.440 --> 0:03:18.040 not beautiful, like it's cold outside. And then today she 0:03:18.120 --> 0:03:20.240 just texted me a second ago she's like, I just 0:03:20.280 --> 0:03:22.200 hope that you know that when you come home today, 0:03:22.200 --> 0:03:24.040 we're going for a walk because she's trying to keep 0:03:24.040 --> 0:03:26.840 the streak alive. And then she'll pull this whole little 0:03:26.840 --> 0:03:30.680 crap like you know, it's not good for you to 0:03:30.720 --> 0:03:33.040 sit on the couch all day after working all day, 0:03:33.080 --> 0:03:35.520 you sit during the show. You know this whole thing? 0:03:36.040 --> 0:03:39.120 Are you the type of first off? If and Kevin's 0:03:39.200 --> 0:03:42.840 like the floor, the ceiling to the floor, to the windows, 0:03:42.880 --> 0:03:45.880 to the walls, sweat, drop down your boss in which 0:03:45.920 --> 0:03:48.360 it was? That's how that it was. I know Kevin 0:03:48.400 --> 0:03:51.320 where he lives. Now I know where Kevin lives. If Kevin, 0:03:51.360 --> 0:03:53.920 you had to go walk or I'm sorry you had 0:03:53.960 --> 0:03:56.120 to go to cause I know where you live, if 0:03:56.160 --> 0:03:58.360 you had to go to the rents end, would you 0:03:58.680 --> 0:04:00.920 get in your car and drive there? Or would you walk? 0:04:01.440 --> 0:04:03.680 I'm not walking, I know you're not. I grab a 0:04:03.720 --> 0:04:05.760 bird or something like that before I walk. Do you 0:04:05.800 --> 0:04:08.840 understand you? Do you understand how that was? Actually? Like 0:04:09.240 --> 0:04:12.680 the distance that Chelsea would make me go from you 0:04:12.960 --> 0:04:16.120 from your place to say something like walker, I do. 0:04:16.160 --> 0:04:18.200 I used to get twenty thousand steps a day before this. 0:04:19.120 --> 0:04:22.159 I also have walked from where I live downtown to 0:04:22.240 --> 0:04:23.760 Eastern Market multiple times. 0:04:23.880 --> 0:04:26.560 Wait, wait, so how far of a walk is ant? 0:04:26.640 --> 0:04:32.599 Let's let's google should we go? So wait a second, 0:04:32.839 --> 0:04:36.279 so you said, uh, Apple Apple max Maps. 0:04:36.640 --> 0:04:38.120 Yeah, don't say where I live. 0:04:38.240 --> 0:04:40.000 I'm not gonna say where you live, but you live 0:04:40.040 --> 0:04:43.120 in down you lived, you lived in Did you walk 0:04:43.120 --> 0:04:45.120 when you lived in Corktown? 0:04:45.240 --> 0:04:45.320 No? 0:04:45.400 --> 0:04:48.200 But I would walk from Corktown to downtown almost every day. 0:04:49.080 --> 0:04:51.800 Can we just say, like a hotel is that around? 0:04:51.880 --> 0:04:52.320 That's around? 0:04:52.320 --> 0:04:53.760 I mean you don't live in too? 0:04:54.040 --> 0:04:54.280 No? 0:04:56.120 --> 0:04:58.400 Oh my god, you live in the Shinola Hotel. 0:04:59.560 --> 0:05:01.520 Like this one of my kids. If I could live there, 0:05:02.120 --> 0:05:02.919 The Sweet. 0:05:02.640 --> 0:05:06.120 Life of Zach and Cody. Uh, you know how far 0:05:06.200 --> 0:05:07.240 that is? Oh my god? 0:05:07.240 --> 0:05:08.960 Hold on, So it takes like a half hour. 0:05:09.040 --> 0:05:10.960 It doesn't even give you the option to walk. When 0:05:11.000 --> 0:05:12.760 you put it in your phone, on your Google Maps, 0:05:12.880 --> 0:05:16.520 it says car No, it says car card. Okay, here's 0:05:16.520 --> 0:05:20.400 the okay, here it says it's Oh my god, it's 0:05:20.440 --> 0:05:22.880 all it is is one point three miles. That looks 0:05:22.920 --> 0:05:26.640 like it's longer than one point three miles. You can walk, Okay. 0:05:26.760 --> 0:05:28.640 No, Mojo's phone just knows he doesn't want to. 0:05:28.839 --> 0:05:32.320 Yeah, it's not getting me the option. Honestly, any walk 0:05:32.360 --> 0:05:35.160 in downtown is stupid because first off, you walk in 0:05:35.240 --> 0:05:37.840 a sidewalk in this city and you're falling in holes 0:05:38.200 --> 0:05:41.719 like there's like no there's no steadiness to anything. Like 0:05:41.760 --> 0:05:44.320 in Chicago at least you got you got, you know, 0:05:44.440 --> 0:05:46.560 nice places to walk. You're in the city. All of 0:05:46.600 --> 0:05:48.599 a sudden, next thing, you know, it's like a bridge falls. 0:05:48.640 --> 0:05:52.839 The only area that that semi true is on Woodward 0:05:53.880 --> 0:05:56.720 where no statues at what I'm must saying. 0:05:56.560 --> 0:05:59.080 Right be for Grand Circus Park, Grand Circus Park. 0:05:59.240 --> 0:06:02.960 Like right, so you're going down what were you passed 0:06:02.960 --> 0:06:04.520 the Fox the year, Yeah, little season. 0:06:04.560 --> 0:06:06.240 Then it's a street and it's. 0:06:06.160 --> 0:06:10.520 Right at one of those Yeah, it's not a slidewalk 0:06:10.560 --> 0:06:10.920 there at all. 0:06:10.920 --> 0:06:12.400 I don't even get you. They don't even give you 0:06:12.400 --> 0:06:14.559 a four warning that it's coming, like, hey, you should 0:06:14.560 --> 0:06:16.440 probably go to the other side of the road. All 0:06:16.440 --> 0:06:18.320 of a sudden, next thing, you know, it's like you're 0:06:18.680 --> 0:06:23.040 you're dead the street. So so there was one walk 0:06:23.080 --> 0:06:25.520 that we had and this was pretty wild because we 0:06:25.520 --> 0:06:31.880 were we were staying close to uh, I guess it was. 0:06:31.960 --> 0:06:33.920 It was kind of if you know Chicago at all, 0:06:33.960 --> 0:06:36.320 it was Maggie Daily Park, So it's close to that bean. 0:06:36.440 --> 0:06:39.679 You know, that bean is that stupid thing that everybody 0:06:39.720 --> 0:06:44.120 likes to take pictures by. So that flicks. So we're 0:06:44.160 --> 0:06:46.520 staying in that area, and Chelsea wants to go and 0:06:46.560 --> 0:06:49.000 she wants to walk, and it's where my sister lives 0:06:49.000 --> 0:06:52.160 in Chicago, and my where my sister lives in Chicago 0:06:52.800 --> 0:06:58.040 is way past anywhere on Michigan Avenue, Like Michigan Avenue ends, 0:06:58.120 --> 0:07:00.600 and now all of a sudden it becomes late sure drive. 0:07:00.839 --> 0:07:04.960 So it's like, that's how far it was. And I'm like, there, 0:07:05.240 --> 0:07:07.400 what are you talking about? And I wanted to do 0:07:07.520 --> 0:07:09.760 what you were talking about? Those birds, those scooters. 0:07:10.400 --> 0:07:12.040 I would love to see a bird. 0:07:13.680 --> 0:07:15.640 I've been on a scooter before, like my kids school 0:07:15.720 --> 0:07:20.200 scooters when they had razors about, razors about. But I'm like, 0:07:20.400 --> 0:07:23.360 we're and we're walking, and I like, Chelsea, there's a 0:07:23.680 --> 0:07:25.880 there's I'm counting the cars that say Uber in them. 0:07:26.000 --> 0:07:28.120 I'm like, there's an Uber right there, there's an Uber 0:07:28.120 --> 0:07:30.120 in there. And then I'm start going Uber everywhere, you 0:07:30.200 --> 0:07:32.440 know what I mean. And then there's cabs driving by, 0:07:32.480 --> 0:07:35.760 there's buses driving by. I'm like, we should do public 0:07:35.800 --> 0:07:38.320 transportation somehow. What's up, Sean? How you doing? 0:07:39.480 --> 0:07:40.280 I what's going on? 0:07:40.360 --> 0:07:40.720 Mo Joe? 0:07:41.600 --> 0:07:45.720 You just had me thinking, I really think my job 0:07:45.840 --> 0:07:49.440 is trying to kill me, why because I get I 0:07:49.480 --> 0:07:53.200 get eleven thousand plus steps in a day right now. 0:07:54.080 --> 0:07:56.080 I just looked at my watch. I'm at two. 0:07:55.880 --> 0:07:58.080 Thousand, three hundred and four steps. 0:07:58.080 --> 0:07:58.680 What do you do. 0:08:00.120 --> 0:08:00.760 Maintenance work? 0:08:01.000 --> 0:08:02.040 They're keeping you healthy. 0:08:02.240 --> 0:08:04.840 Eleven thousand steps a day is a lot of steps. 0:08:05.480 --> 0:08:09.040 What postal workers get that don't drive their vehicles? 0:08:09.040 --> 0:08:12.000 You know, it's got to be crazy. 0:08:13.240 --> 0:08:15.640 They got to be getting twenty thousand plus a day. 0:08:15.720 --> 0:08:17.760 If I got a job with the post office and 0:08:17.800 --> 0:08:19.960 they told me you're in Royal Oak and you got 0:08:19.960 --> 0:08:21.560 to go walk house to house, I tell them go 0:08:21.600 --> 0:08:25.520 screw themselves on me. Which, by the way, do the 0:08:25.600 --> 0:08:29.640 postal workers that walk? Are they fat? Because I've never seen, 0:08:30.400 --> 0:08:33.280 honestly a skinny postal worker that works in one of 0:08:33.280 --> 0:08:35.960 those vehicles. Like you see a postal worker that works 0:08:36.000 --> 0:08:37.800 in one of the vehicles, and they're usually kind of 0:08:37.800 --> 0:08:40.800 a little chunkier. And I wonder if the postal workers 0:08:40.800 --> 0:08:42.880 that do the neighborhoods where they have to actually get 0:08:42.960 --> 0:08:45.280 up and down and you know, do a little walking. 0:08:45.600 --> 0:08:47.120 I wonder if they're the ones that are the in 0:08:47.280 --> 0:08:53.040 shape postal or what's up? Dustin? How you doing not bad? 0:08:53.080 --> 0:08:54.400 How you guys are doing. 0:08:54.440 --> 0:08:56.880 Uh dustin besides the fact that my wife is trying 0:08:56.920 --> 0:08:59.880 to kill me because she wants to collect the insurance money. 0:09:00.120 --> 0:09:01.240 I'm okay, what's going on? 0:09:02.640 --> 0:09:04.839 Oh not much talk? 0:09:05.000 --> 0:09:05.839 Then what you called me? 0:09:06.120 --> 0:09:09.040 I get anywhere from twelve to twenty two thousand steps 0:09:09.040 --> 0:09:09.320 a day. 0:09:09.720 --> 0:09:10.920 What are you doing with that? 0:09:12.360 --> 0:09:13.120 I do long hair. 0:09:13.840 --> 0:09:16.960 Oh so you're on You're pushing lawnmower the entire time. 0:09:17.080 --> 0:09:22.280 Huh No, I do a riding mower, but I with 0:09:22.320 --> 0:09:24.720 the whipping and everything, with the weed whipping and then blowing. 0:09:24.920 --> 0:09:29.200 You watch that much whip? Oh yeah, I actually look 0:09:29.200 --> 0:09:30.959 at those guys that are on. I don't know if 0:09:30.960 --> 0:09:32.040 you have one of those. Do you have one of 0:09:32.080 --> 0:09:35.160 those push mowers that actually you jump on the little 0:09:35.200 --> 0:09:37.360 deck and it whips you around. 0:09:38.760 --> 0:09:40.280 We have one, but we don't use it much. 0:09:40.400 --> 0:09:42.319 Yeah. So, like those guys that are on those things, 0:09:42.360 --> 0:09:44.160 that would be a good job for me. I could 0:09:44.160 --> 0:09:47.160 hold on to the handlebars, you know, or maybe I 0:09:47.280 --> 0:09:49.000 get one of those things. Next time I'm going in 0:09:49.080 --> 0:09:52.640 the city and I'm walking, I'll take a lawnmower drive 0:09:52.679 --> 0:09:56.520 it around. I just twenty two thousand steps a day, bro, 0:09:56.920 --> 0:10:00.600 that's like Disney world type of numbers. Looking. Hold on, 0:10:00.679 --> 0:10:02.640 let me look at my steps here for one second. 0:10:02.640 --> 0:10:04.560 I want to see how how much I had. I 0:10:04.640 --> 0:10:08.319 walked to the kitchen, I walked to the bathroom, and 0:10:08.440 --> 0:10:09.480 I walked to my coach. 0:10:09.600 --> 0:10:11.400 No, you probably get a lot of steps on game 0:10:11.480 --> 0:10:13.120 days when you're walking around the arena. 0:10:13.520 --> 0:10:16.120 How you should check that out? Will chack tomorrow? We 0:10:16.200 --> 0:10:18.040 got a game. I'll see tomorrow when you go up 0:10:18.040 --> 0:10:19.800 and down? Because do you have to go back and 0:10:19.840 --> 0:10:22.360 forth at the whole stadium. I'm gonna be honest it. 0:10:22.480 --> 0:10:25.360 Some days I'm in the mood to walk around, and 0:10:25.360 --> 0:10:28.480 then some days I do my thing and go sit down. 0:10:28.640 --> 0:10:30.800 All right, let me show it, let me make sense. 0:10:30.960 --> 0:10:33.319 Let me show you my steps. My least amount of 0:10:33.320 --> 0:10:35.440 steps that I had was on Sunday, and that was 0:10:35.559 --> 0:10:38.240 I think because we were in the car driving, So 0:10:38.800 --> 0:10:43.920 we were there Wednesday through the I had fourteen thousand steps, 0:10:44.559 --> 0:10:48.400 thirteen thousand steps, twenty two thousand. I am almost dead. 0:10:48.520 --> 0:10:51.679 What was that day? That was Friday? Who was holding 0:10:51.720 --> 0:10:54.080 your phone? No? That was Friday because we went to remember, 0:10:55.640 --> 0:10:57.840 we went to like up by Wrigley Field, and so 0:10:57.880 --> 0:10:59.439 she made us and we had to get out of 0:10:59.480 --> 0:11:03.000 the car because the uber smelly uber driver. Uh, Saturday 0:11:03.120 --> 0:11:07.440 was fourteen thousand steps and seven thousand steps was Sunday. 0:11:07.960 --> 0:11:12.640 My average average is trash in my effort. Even with 0:11:12.679 --> 0:11:16.040 all those, my average is only seven thousand steps better 0:11:16.080 --> 0:11:17.280 than me. What's yours? 0:11:17.559 --> 0:11:20.319 My average October was five thousand. 0:11:21.360 --> 0:11:23.920 Really, you did not go trick or treating? Did you? 0:11:25.280 --> 0:11:29.000 That came to you with your candy doors? Hey, Musa, 0:11:29.080 --> 0:11:29.880 what's Upmosa? 0:11:31.160 --> 0:11:32.080 I was going Mojo. 0:11:32.160 --> 0:11:34.199 How y'all going? We're doing? Okay? What's happening? 0:11:35.720 --> 0:11:35.800 No? 0:11:36.040 --> 0:11:36.199 Much? 0:11:36.360 --> 0:11:36.959 Not much. 0:11:37.120 --> 0:11:39.400 So I'm listening to your numbers. 0:11:39.520 --> 0:11:41.800 Either I got like my numberless? 0:11:41.880 --> 0:11:42.520 Is it high? 0:11:42.640 --> 0:11:43.760 Or y'alls are just low? 0:11:44.200 --> 0:11:46.200 Cauld I average about fifteen k. 0:11:46.320 --> 0:11:50.040 What do you do? Are you running from the law? 0:11:51.400 --> 0:11:51.559 No? 0:11:52.840 --> 0:11:55.319 No, I do a lot of insercart door dash and 0:11:55.360 --> 0:11:56.320 I walked off. 0:11:56.640 --> 0:11:59.240 Oh there you go. You're the kind of guy I want. 0:11:59.320 --> 0:12:01.079 Is my DoorDash? Sure? Not the one. I had a 0:12:01.120 --> 0:12:05.120 guy leave the door dash on my driveway. I had 0:12:05.120 --> 0:12:06.599 to walk out and go to the end of the 0:12:06.679 --> 0:12:12.240 driveway tripping. Yeah, oh no, left the picture. Yeah, I 0:12:12.360 --> 0:12:14.160 had the bag right there. That's a lot of door 0:12:14.200 --> 0:12:18.199 and just put it on just driving and then took 0:12:18.240 --> 0:12:20.840 a picture. Man, you gotta be healthy. I'm sure. 0:12:20.920 --> 0:12:23.120 Huh, yeah, for sure. 0:12:23.160 --> 0:12:25.800 I'm a athlete, so wow, it's normal. 0:12:25.880 --> 0:12:29.400 So I don't know if you know that hold on 0:12:29.679 --> 0:12:33.440 that you're running his Joe mom Royce. As his old job, 0:12:33.480 --> 0:12:35.800 he used to get fifty thousand to eighty thousand steps 0:12:35.840 --> 0:12:37.880 a day. No way, what did you do? 0:12:39.640 --> 0:12:42.000 I used to work for Fedegg and they gave me 0:12:42.040 --> 0:12:45.199 a round that the old guy couldn't handle because it 0:12:45.240 --> 0:12:47.040 was a rural rout and a lot of them had 0:12:47.040 --> 0:12:49.760 them half mile long driveways where I trust wasn't fit, 0:12:50.320 --> 0:12:51.800 So they gave them to me because they know I 0:12:51.880 --> 0:12:55.120 just told the bus on my shoulder and just run down. 0:12:54.920 --> 0:12:56.800 The driveway and deliver. That's insane. 0:12:58.120 --> 0:13:00.000 That's between an eight to ten hour period. 0:13:00.520 --> 0:13:02.400 Yeah, and what kind of weight you got? What do 0:13:02.440 --> 0:13:04.960 you weigh right now? 0:13:05.160 --> 0:13:08.480 I'm probably about to eighty from what I used to be. 0:13:10.400 --> 0:13:13.760 A fifty eighty thousand step guy. Can't be fat, You're 0:13:13.840 --> 0:13:14.760 fat tall. 0:13:15.800 --> 0:13:18.440 I'm about I'm about to eighty, but I'm about six thirty. 0:13:18.800 --> 0:13:22.520 Okay, what did you used to weigh? 0:13:22.559 --> 0:13:22.839 Cool? 0:13:23.320 --> 0:13:27.599 Years ago I hit almost four hundred, Like I don't know, no, 0:13:27.920 --> 0:13:30.559 big guy years ago, but after getting sick and everything, 0:13:30.679 --> 0:13:32.079 that's why I helped lose a lot of weight. 0:13:32.200 --> 0:13:32.560 Sadly. 0:13:33.280 --> 0:13:37.520 That's amazing. Wow, that's unbelievable. Rose says that you went 0:13:37.559 --> 0:13:40.000 to Chicago walk so much. What did you need? Rose? 0:13:41.200 --> 0:13:44.119 Oh, me and my sister went and got foot massages 0:13:44.160 --> 0:13:45.160 from the Chinese spa. 0:13:45.559 --> 0:13:47.840 Oh my god, I want where do you get those? 0:13:48.280 --> 0:13:49.280 Do you get them in town here? 0:13:49.400 --> 0:13:53.240 Or yeah, it was downtown. I can't remember what it 0:13:53.280 --> 0:13:56.240 was called, honestly, but it was well worth it. 0:13:56.360 --> 0:13:57.680 They knew what they were doing. 0:13:58.320 --> 0:14:00.000 I like that. I want to only do feet. 0:14:00.240 --> 0:14:09.160 They only two feet and it's like yeah. 0:14:06.320 --> 0:14:08.199 But they give an extra tug of. 0:14:08.280 --> 0:14:13.760 Big Driving in the car and listening to the radio, 0:14:13.880 --> 0:14:20.360 Counci's cardio. Right, this is Mojo in the morning. How 0:14:20.400 --> 0:14:20.960 smart are you? 0:14:21.400 --> 0:14:23.280 It's Mojo in the mornings back in the day. 0:14:23.480 --> 0:14:25.520 We have to go back and change where. 0:14:25.320 --> 0:14:27.120 We give you a bunch of events and you tell 0:14:27.200 --> 0:14:28.160 us what year it happened? 0:14:28.480 --> 0:14:31.280 All right, Tim, to test your knowledge. This is for 0:14:31.360 --> 0:14:36.040 tickets to go see g easy and logic rhymed on 0:14:36.040 --> 0:14:38.320 one today. What year did this stuff happen? 0:14:38.400 --> 0:14:41.920 This is the year Vice President Dick Cheney shot a guy? 0:14:42.080 --> 0:14:46.440 What Doc? It's Dick Cheney was quail hunting with Harry 0:14:46.440 --> 0:14:49.960 Whittington in Texas when he accidentally fired a shotgun, not 0:14:50.080 --> 0:14:54.720 realizing it was pointed at Whittington. Wow, Hannah Montana show 0:14:54.720 --> 0:14:55.480 premier this year. 0:14:55.720 --> 0:14:59.120 I think white people loved Hannah Montana was because Hannah 0:14:59.160 --> 0:15:00.000 Montana did feel. 0:15:00.520 --> 0:15:02.920 And that's because I was under there and people forgot 0:15:02.920 --> 0:15:03.840 that sometimes. 0:15:03.960 --> 0:15:07.520 And I loved being that character and the. 0:15:07.400 --> 0:15:12.480 Big song Nellie Fritzato, timbaland promiscuous girl. 0:15:13.120 --> 0:15:15.280 Who what a big brain you have? Tell us when 0:15:15.280 --> 0:15:17.120 that stuff happened? Call us at eighty four to four 0:15:17.360 --> 0:15:20.480 Modeo Live to tell us eighty four four six six 0:15:20.560 --> 0:15:22.320 five sixty five eight. 0:15:23.160 --> 0:15:26.760 We got Tim on the line, Tim, Tim, Tim, Good morning. 0:15:27.920 --> 0:15:28.280 Morning. 0:15:28.480 --> 0:15:30.520 How are you Tim? 0:15:30.840 --> 0:15:33.160 I'm surviving, surviving, my man. 0:15:33.200 --> 0:15:35.960 You're gonna be thriving after this. What year did that happen? 0:15:38.320 --> 0:15:38.800 You got it? 0:15:38.880 --> 0:15:40.560 Tim? 0:15:40.680 --> 0:15:42.760 You got a pair of tickets to see Logic with 0:15:42.880 --> 0:15:46.760 g Eazy at Pine Knob on September twenty third. Tickets 0:15:46.800 --> 0:15:49.560 on sale now at ticketmaster dot com. But you got 0:15:49.560 --> 0:15:51.720 a man for the free. All you needed was it 0:15:51.760 --> 0:15:55.560 was a year and you got that nice wat sweet man, 0:15:55.600 --> 0:16:00.000 hang on the line, Tim, all right, thank you, thank you, appreciate. 0:16:00.680 --> 0:16:02.720 We got gentify as Mojo in the Morning. 0:16:03.560 --> 0:16:08.120 That's all a grievance. Yes, every time Anna coughs, sneezes 0:16:08.280 --> 0:16:10.440 or anything, she does it to this side of her 0:16:10.520 --> 0:16:15.480 ken the side that I'm sitting on every time. Did 0:16:15.560 --> 0:16:18.160 I talk about this yesterday? I talked about yesterday and 0:16:18.200 --> 0:16:20.560 I was told that she sneezed it. She was sneezing 0:16:20.560 --> 0:16:23.520 at me bro. So she's she's not going to get 0:16:23.520 --> 0:16:27.080 the girl that got her sick. Shannon was sicker. She's 0:16:27.080 --> 0:16:29.000 going to get all the rest of us. This is 0:16:29.040 --> 0:16:32.280 my right arm, her dominant. I get that, but I 0:16:32.320 --> 0:16:36.640 mean d lean down like or maybe like you freak down. 0:16:36.840 --> 0:16:38.960 You guys have more girl time together and you lean 0:16:39.000 --> 0:16:39.480 over torch. 0:16:39.840 --> 0:16:43.960 Just go that way with somebody. 0:16:44.920 --> 0:16:48.360 It's literally gone in a circle. This time I've looked 0:16:48.360 --> 0:16:53.080 over today, is this is this clockwise or counterclock counterclockwise? 0:16:53.120 --> 0:16:58.160 He's going counterclockwise. Share the love? Oh my god, all right, 0:16:58.480 --> 0:17:01.520 guess what I got. I got tons of good music 0:17:01.520 --> 0:17:03.480 to play for throwbacks. All right, it's Mojo in the 0:17:03.480 --> 0:17:08.080 Morning show. I Channon was telling us that there is 0:17:08.160 --> 0:17:10.920 no way in hell that you would ever hire these 0:17:10.960 --> 0:17:15.000 girls that are applying for Are they babysitter nanny jobs? Yeah? 0:17:15.000 --> 0:17:16.560 So it's that time of year when all of the 0:17:16.600 --> 0:17:19.760 college students in my neighborhood are smart. They're smart, and 0:17:19.800 --> 0:17:23.880 they start posting on this like one specific dedicated Facebook 0:17:23.920 --> 0:17:27.719 page to get hired for nannying positions. But some of 0:17:27.760 --> 0:17:29.760 these girls, and here's what I take issue with, and 0:17:29.800 --> 0:17:32.280 this is almost like my message to them, most of them, 0:17:32.359 --> 0:17:33.359 I should say. 0:17:33.359 --> 0:17:35.680 I would never hire. 0:17:36.880 --> 0:17:41.720 Because they are way too hot really according to the 0:17:41.760 --> 0:17:44.760 photos that they are posting. And by the way, this 0:17:44.800 --> 0:17:46.960 has nothing to do with me not wanting these college 0:17:46.960 --> 0:17:50.280 girls around my husband. This has everything to do with 0:17:50.400 --> 0:17:54.080 my own self esteem. Okay, look at the if I 0:17:54.119 --> 0:17:56.240 had to come home every day and see these like 0:17:56.400 --> 0:17:58.760 cute little girls prancing like look at the photos that 0:17:58.800 --> 0:18:01.840 they post. Oh my gosh, here's you with a puppy. 0:18:02.960 --> 0:18:03.920 Oh hang on, I got off? 0:18:04.040 --> 0:18:05.560 What is it? What is the sight again? And can 0:18:05.600 --> 0:18:09.760 I look? Absolutely no smith. 0:18:10.600 --> 0:18:13.840 Some of them post photos in like their little like 0:18:14.520 --> 0:18:17.480 sorority girl mini skirt dresses. 0:18:17.720 --> 0:18:19.760 Others of like are them on spring break? 0:18:20.040 --> 0:18:21.879 I want to be like sweetheart? There is No, the 0:18:21.920 --> 0:18:23.880 moms aren't going to hire you think. 0:18:23.760 --> 0:18:27.639 Of your steps hearing this could be great for you, and. 0:18:29.480 --> 0:18:32.080 It's pretty cute, very cute. 0:18:32.200 --> 0:18:35.280 But some of them lately I'm like, why are you 0:18:35.400 --> 0:18:36.960 posting these photos? 0:18:37.200 --> 0:18:39.919 Quick question for it's so funny for you, Shannon, you 0:18:39.960 --> 0:18:42.920 say that this has nothing to do with not wanting 0:18:42.920 --> 0:18:46.280 them around West in your self esteem? How would West 0:18:46.280 --> 0:18:50.200 feel if you hired a really hot guy to watch 0:18:50.359 --> 0:18:50.840 and do this? 0:18:50.920 --> 0:18:54.040 Oh, that would not happen. That would a manny would 0:18:54.040 --> 0:18:56.920 never happen, would never happen. 0:18:57.080 --> 0:18:59.119 You would never because because I will tell you that 0:18:59.200 --> 0:19:02.159 we had boy baby sitters before, and the boy babysitters 0:19:02.160 --> 0:19:03.840 the boys loved because they would get to you know, 0:19:04.119 --> 0:19:07.119 play and basketball, football and stuff like that. Yeah, but 0:19:07.160 --> 0:19:10.440 it is wild. And then we've had you know, nothing 0:19:10.480 --> 0:19:14.960 but beautiful uh. Kel Dean babysitters that have baby said 0:19:15.000 --> 0:19:19.639 our kids. By the way, Keldan girls Killdean women babysitting 0:19:19.680 --> 0:19:21.400 your kids will treat your kids better than you will 0:19:21.440 --> 0:19:24.360 treat them. They're more protective over your kids. I need 0:19:24.400 --> 0:19:26.119 to hire one just for me. But you see some 0:19:26.119 --> 0:19:35.359 of these girls, like Michigan State exactly said you've done you. 0:19:35.400 --> 0:19:37.320 Know, I've had her for the past couple of years, 0:19:37.359 --> 0:19:39.679 and she's adorable. I've had her since she's been in 0:19:39.760 --> 0:19:43.560 high school. She also wasn't posting like bikini shots on 0:19:43.600 --> 0:19:48.760 here is she attractive? She's she's adorable. Yeah, I feel weird. 0:19:49.240 --> 0:19:50.679 She's hot, and you. 0:19:50.720 --> 0:19:52.600 Know, does she make you feel like if she comes 0:19:52.640 --> 0:19:55.000 over all dressed up or does she? Is she good 0:19:55.000 --> 0:19:58.080 about down dressing so that she doesn't make you No, 0:19:58.240 --> 0:19:58.639 I mean. 0:19:58.560 --> 0:19:59.840 She she's so great. 0:20:00.040 --> 0:20:02.520 He comes shout out to I know she's not listening, 0:20:02.600 --> 0:20:05.760 she's at school, but she comes ready to go to 0:20:06.200 --> 0:20:09.000 like uber the kids around and play with the kids, 0:20:09.119 --> 0:20:10.520 you know, and like, would. 0:20:10.359 --> 0:20:13.840 You fire Emma if she got too attractive? Did you know? 0:20:14.520 --> 0:20:15.240 Here's the thing. 0:20:15.119 --> 0:20:17.320 Right, No, but I do have to say, like my 0:20:17.400 --> 0:20:19.720 steps on this summer was like, oh my god. 0:20:19.560 --> 0:20:22.480 This girl. You hire her at high school when she's 0:20:22.520 --> 0:20:25.639 just regular Emma. Fast forward a few years, she's twenty 0:20:25.680 --> 0:20:28.600 three and she turned into Emma. I find it oh, 0:20:28.680 --> 0:20:32.439 and yeah, like look at these girl Oh wow, I 0:20:32.480 --> 0:20:36.080 find it interesting. I find it interesting that the girls 0:20:36.119 --> 0:20:39.879 are posting their faces and their pictures there. Why because 0:20:40.040 --> 0:20:42.640 to me, it's just and they are all they all 0:20:42.720 --> 0:20:45.800 they look like their dating profile. 0:20:46.240 --> 0:20:47.680 That's what's your kids. 0:20:47.720 --> 0:20:49.199 But why do you have to look? But why do 0:20:49.240 --> 0:20:50.680 you have to look at them to see what their 0:20:50.720 --> 0:20:54.040 looks are about? That? Just you know there their resume 0:20:54.160 --> 0:20:57.119 might speak for itself. Are the looks? I got to 0:20:57.160 --> 0:20:57.919 see what you look like? 0:20:58.000 --> 0:20:58.160 Bro? 0:20:58.600 --> 0:21:01.040 I think the dads are doing the hiring in this one, 0:21:01.359 --> 0:21:03.880 or the moms are hiring the ugly ones, thinking those 0:21:03.920 --> 0:21:07.440 girls have no boyfriends to take. You know, what's up, Brianna? 0:21:07.440 --> 0:21:09.360 What's going on? Hi? 0:21:09.640 --> 0:21:10.560 So how are you guys? 0:21:10.640 --> 0:21:14.520 We're doing? Oh you're a nanny? Hi? Nanny Brianna? 0:21:15.320 --> 0:21:15.679 Hi? 0:21:15.840 --> 0:21:16.359 How are you? 0:21:17.680 --> 0:21:19.040 What's going on? By the way, that was kind of 0:21:19.080 --> 0:21:20.760 wild how you said that. What's happening? 0:21:21.280 --> 0:21:22.680 Yeah? 0:21:21.920 --> 0:21:25.680 I got a nanny job and I was hired for it. 0:21:26.119 --> 0:21:28.520 But I wear like cross hops and skirts like any 0:21:28.520 --> 0:21:31.359 other girl would in the summertime. I'm thirty years old whatever, 0:21:31.520 --> 0:21:33.600 Like my boyfriend tells me that I should dress my age, 0:21:33.600 --> 0:21:36.000 but whatever, you know, thirty years old, I should be able. 0:21:35.920 --> 0:21:39.280 To wear and I'm ceriod And what does the Yeah? 0:21:39.320 --> 0:21:40.040 What is the dad's. 0:21:40.280 --> 0:21:43.920 Catholics very strict raised in like a small town, and 0:21:44.040 --> 0:21:47.400 he didn't want their three year old daughters to see 0:21:47.480 --> 0:21:51.360 like anything revealing or like you know. 0:21:51.680 --> 0:21:55.560 Not like yeah, we're revealing clothes, clothes stuff like. 0:21:56.240 --> 0:21:59.800 So he had his wife asked me specifically not to 0:21:59.800 --> 0:22:03.320 wear crop tops or short skirts, anything we're really or 0:22:03.359 --> 0:22:05.960 anything that was like risque to their house when I 0:22:06.000 --> 0:22:08.639 was babysitting, because he didn't want his daughter to see that, 0:22:08.680 --> 0:22:10.119 and he didn't want to see it either. 0:22:10.280 --> 0:22:12.400 Wow, the dad comfortable. 0:22:13.280 --> 0:22:16.240 She was wearing Sophie shorts and a crop top when 0:22:16.280 --> 0:22:18.240 she asked me not to dressed. 0:22:17.880 --> 0:22:20.280 Like that anymore when I came over to their house. 0:22:20.400 --> 0:22:21.200 Wow, that's crazy. 0:22:21.200 --> 0:22:24.680 And I understand where I'm coming from, because was the one. 0:22:24.600 --> 0:22:30.879 That's good Yeah, timptation, And I'm glad he asked the 0:22:30.920 --> 0:22:34.159 wife to ask you because it could be looked at. Yeah, 0:22:34.200 --> 0:22:34.720 that's great. 0:22:34.920 --> 0:22:38.639 Well definitely made me feel a little uncomfortable though, because 0:22:38.640 --> 0:22:41.399 I was like, this is I don't know, how do 0:22:41.440 --> 0:22:43.680 you ask someone who comes to your house to watch 0:22:43.680 --> 0:22:46.120 your kids not to dress a certain way? I get it, 0:22:46.520 --> 0:22:48.359 but like if that's how you feel, don't hire me. 0:22:49.000 --> 0:22:52.399 Like what what do you? What do you? What are 0:22:52.400 --> 0:22:55.040 you wearing today? On your way? What you got on 0:22:55.160 --> 0:22:55.520 right now? 0:22:56.760 --> 0:22:57.880 Viking's gonna touch hurt. 0:22:58.080 --> 0:23:03.040 Hey, No, all right, Well have a good day, nanny Brianna. 0:23:04.200 --> 0:23:07.439 We love you too, you in a listener way. So 0:23:08.600 --> 0:23:10.760 by hold and Jordan wants to talk to keV What 0:23:11.400 --> 0:23:12.119 about Jordan? 0:23:14.119 --> 0:23:17.720 So for next week? The topics for next. 0:23:17.480 --> 0:23:23.439 Week, Yeah, they're gonna be what what babysitter jo has? 0:23:25.119 --> 0:23:25.280 Right? 0:23:25.320 --> 0:23:31.359 Shannon Shannon Link? What would Josiah think if you hired 0:23:31.400 --> 0:23:34.000 one of those girls that Shannon went through, especially that 0:23:34.040 --> 0:23:36.239 brunette that went by. What would you think if all 0:23:36.240 --> 0:23:38.639 of a sudden, Hey, I'd like you to introduce you 0:23:38.720 --> 0:23:41.960 to what's a girl's name from this age? Range from 0:23:41.960 --> 0:23:46.159 that age? Brianna? Yeah, I'd like you to Bianca's babysitting 0:23:46.160 --> 0:23:49.159 in your child. Hey, he might take a few moments 0:23:49.200 --> 0:23:58.080 off roadblocks'. 0:23:53.880 --> 0:23:56.639 Mod you in the mornings? Five it's six fifty five five, 0:23:57.280 --> 0:23:58.399 six fifty. 0:23:58.040 --> 0:24:03.920 Five five sixty. Yes, it has been a battle all week. 0:24:04.080 --> 0:24:07.800 We've had one champion fall to her sword and she 0:24:08.000 --> 0:24:12.480 has gotten five out of five correct every day since 0:24:12.600 --> 0:24:16.400 going for her fourth win. On a Friday, Returning champion 0:24:16.440 --> 0:24:19.800 Stephanie is back up, Stephanie. 0:24:20.240 --> 0:24:21.320 What's going on? 0:24:22.280 --> 0:24:24.080 How are we feeling this Friday. 0:24:25.160 --> 0:24:26.520 I'm feeling fairly confident. 0:24:26.680 --> 0:24:27.480 Fairly confident. 0:24:27.600 --> 0:24:29.520 It's Friday, so I'm feeling good. 0:24:29.600 --> 0:24:31.800 I like it. We're gonna meet your challenger right now, 0:24:31.840 --> 0:24:35.720 looking to dethrone you, bringing her own sword to the 0:24:35.800 --> 0:24:41.760 five and six fifty five Sue ls So, good morning, Sue, 0:24:42.560 --> 0:24:44.240 Good morning. How are you? 0:24:45.200 --> 0:24:46.480 I'm great? How are you guys? 0:24:46.640 --> 0:24:49.760 I am doing great, Sue, Zach is great, Anna's great. 0:24:49.760 --> 0:24:52.399 The whole team is great. Stephanie. It is Friday. 0:24:53.640 --> 0:24:58.520 Yes, Sue is on the phone now, Sue. I don't 0:24:58.520 --> 0:25:00.959 know if you've been paying attention, is we? But Stephanie 0:25:01.000 --> 0:25:03.320 is no joke. She is a champion. 0:25:04.119 --> 0:25:08.600 Yes for five. I'm scared. Don't be scared. 0:25:08.640 --> 0:25:10.520 So don't be scared. Don't be here too. 0:25:10.640 --> 0:25:12.320 But I like hearing that. 0:25:11.640 --> 0:25:13.840 I like that you're intimidated a little bit. 0:25:15.640 --> 0:25:17.600 All right, Well, Stephanie, we're gonna lock you up in 0:25:17.640 --> 0:25:19.280 a soundproof boof Sue. 0:25:19.320 --> 0:25:22.679 It is your time to shine. Are you ready? 0:25:23.800 --> 0:25:24.760 I am all right? 0:25:24.880 --> 0:25:28.960 Question number one? One more second? I'm sorry? Okay, Oh yeah, 0:25:29.000 --> 0:25:31.840 the double We're gonna double lock, Sue, double lock, no 0:25:32.000 --> 0:25:35.840 double locked stuff, Stephanie. Yeah, yeah, double lock Stephanie. All right, 0:25:35.920 --> 0:25:38.120 So We're good. We are good? Ye are good? 0:25:38.200 --> 0:25:41.720 Multiple choice is the first question. First question is multiple choice. 0:25:42.040 --> 0:25:47.240 Detroit Lions tight end Sam oh shit, cocky mushrooms. Detroit 0:25:47.640 --> 0:25:52.679 Lions player Sam Laporta reportedly suffered a hip injury in 0:25:52.720 --> 0:25:57.080 practice yesterday and his status for the season opener is unclear. 0:25:57.760 --> 0:26:00.640 What position does he play now? This is multiple choice? 0:26:00.960 --> 0:26:03.840 Is it running back, tight end or wide receiver? 0:26:05.040 --> 0:26:05.560 Tight ends? 0:26:06.840 --> 0:26:11.920 Question number two Compton Rappers. No, No, We're gonna We're 0:26:11.920 --> 0:26:16.120 gonna find out Compton Rapper. The Game dropped an album 0:26:16.240 --> 0:26:20.960 yesterday called The Documentary Three true or false? The Game 0:26:21.080 --> 0:26:23.880 was once a member of fifty cents group G Unit. 0:26:25.880 --> 0:26:27.919 Three seconds Yeah true. 0:26:28.600 --> 0:26:29.400 Question number three. 0:26:29.960 --> 0:26:33.760 Ella Langley has spent eighteen weeks at number one on 0:26:33.800 --> 0:26:38.480 the Billboard Charts, the most weeks for a non holiday 0:26:38.560 --> 0:26:40.720 song by a female artist in history. 0:26:41.680 --> 0:26:47.399 What's the name of the song? Three seconds? Three? 0:26:47.720 --> 0:26:48.240 Excuse me? 0:26:49.760 --> 0:26:57.360 What's the name of Ella Langley's song? No Question Number four. 0:26:58.080 --> 0:27:01.879 Famous podcaster and soon to be mom Alex Cooper is 0:27:01.920 --> 0:27:05.760 celebrating her thirty second birthday today. What's the name of 0:27:05.840 --> 0:27:07.440 her famous podcast? 0:27:08.760 --> 0:27:09.359 Three seconds? 0:27:10.000 --> 0:27:10.200 Yes? 0:27:12.359 --> 0:27:15.359 All right? And our final question, the show Outer Banks 0:27:15.400 --> 0:27:19.480 premiered its fifth and final season yesterday. What streaming platform? 0:27:19.560 --> 0:27:23.080 Can you watch the show on Netflix? 0:27:24.040 --> 0:27:25.040 All right? There we go. 0:27:26.320 --> 0:27:30.679 Fifth and final question has been asked and answered, and 0:27:30.720 --> 0:27:32.840 now we are unlocking. 0:27:32.880 --> 0:27:36.760 Double unlocking because I locked her up twice. Know the 0:27:36.840 --> 0:27:40.680 double unlock? Looking for our champion? How do you think 0:27:40.720 --> 0:27:41.640 you did? Sue? 0:27:43.280 --> 0:27:46.160 I figure I got two or three out of five? 0:27:46.520 --> 0:27:49.200 Okay, well you're spot on. Stephanie has returned. 0:27:49.560 --> 0:27:54.080 Okay, Stephanie, Sue got three out of five? 0:27:54.200 --> 0:27:54.560 Correct? 0:27:56.280 --> 0:27:58.600 Okay, okay, okay, okay, we got this. 0:27:59.400 --> 0:28:01.720 Go get I met some dumb bastards in my time, 0:28:01.760 --> 0:28:02.760 but you out to them all. 0:28:03.119 --> 0:28:08.000 Anahore is very respectable. All right, Stephanie? Ready? 0:28:09.160 --> 0:28:10.119 Yes, I'm ready? 0:28:10.240 --> 0:28:10.560 All right. 0:28:10.600 --> 0:28:14.080 Our first question is a multiple choice question. Detroit Lions 0:28:14.160 --> 0:28:19.280 player Sam Laporta reportedly suffered a hip industry in practice 0:28:19.359 --> 0:28:22.480 yesterday and his status for the season opener is unclear. 0:28:22.880 --> 0:28:25.320 What position does he play? Is he a running back, 0:28:25.400 --> 0:28:26.800 a tight end or a wide receiver? 0:28:28.560 --> 0:28:29.159 Uh? 0:28:30.240 --> 0:28:30.880 Nice? 0:28:31.040 --> 0:28:34.960 One to one question number two Compton rapper. The Game 0:28:35.240 --> 0:28:39.320 dropped an album last night called the Documentary three True 0:28:39.400 --> 0:28:42.360 or False. The Game was once a member of fifty 0:28:42.400 --> 0:28:43.720 Cents group g unit. 0:28:45.080 --> 0:28:50.040 True nice. Not the only person that dropped an album yesterday. 0:28:49.640 --> 0:28:52.120 Our very own Zach marsh and who dropped in an 0:28:52.160 --> 0:28:54.440 album yesterday in Tricklactic Beats. 0:28:54.600 --> 0:28:57.080 Go check it out? Go check out Zach's music. Al right, 0:28:57.120 --> 0:28:57.640 back to the game. 0:28:57.760 --> 0:29:02.640 Question number three, Ella Langley Lee has spent eighteen weeks 0:29:02.680 --> 0:29:06.560 at number one on the Billboard Charts, the most weeks 0:29:06.600 --> 0:29:10.640 for a non holiday song by a female artist in history. 0:29:11.120 --> 0:29:17.120 What's the name of the song? Yes, that's right. Jus 0:29:17.160 --> 0:29:20.720 in Texas, someone's doing laundry over where? What's going on? 0:29:24.000 --> 0:29:26.920 I'm glad that's wait? Question number four. 0:29:27.920 --> 0:29:31.920 Famous podcast and soon to be mom Alex Cooper is 0:29:31.920 --> 0:29:34.080 celebrating her thirty second birthday today. 0:29:34.400 --> 0:29:38.200 What's the name of her famous podcast? Three seconds? 0:29:38.320 --> 0:29:39.840 I'll call her daddy? 0:29:39.840 --> 0:29:44.720 That's right? And for another perfect scorn. Question number five. 0:29:45.400 --> 0:29:49.320 The show Outer Banks premiered its fifth and final season yesterday. 0:29:49.760 --> 0:29:52.280 What streaming platform can you watch the show on? 0:29:57.520 --> 0:30:07.120 Five questions five answers Tephanie, what another perfect sport? 0:30:07.960 --> 0:30:10.840 The perfect wait around out? What has been a perfect 0:30:10.880 --> 0:30:14.360 week for you? Still Champion coming back for her fifth. 0:30:14.040 --> 0:30:15.680 Win on Monday? 0:30:16.080 --> 0:30:20.040 And Sue Lanista, you do not go home empty handed. 0:30:20.160 --> 0:30:23.040 You got an ultimate four pack of tickets to Urban 0:30:23.120 --> 0:30:25.280 Air Trampoline Park, so we're gonna hook you up with that. 0:30:26.520 --> 0:30:27.600 Okay, thank you so much. 0:30:27.720 --> 0:30:31.200 Great job, Sue. Thank you for playing Stephanie in the 0:30:31.240 --> 0:30:34.640 Week with some wisdom. Give the people a walk off music. 0:30:36.720 --> 0:30:39.360 Oh wait, what's my Oh dude, keV, don't put me 0:30:39.400 --> 0:30:40.640 on the spot like that right now. 0:30:42.120 --> 0:30:45.480 This is your post game speech. How's the week? 0:30:45.560 --> 0:30:52.400 Okay, okay, we spent great, It's Friday. 0:30:53.520 --> 0:30:57.960 Let's freaking go. Let's kill this workday and let's start 0:30:58.000 --> 0:30:58.520 off the week. 0:30:58.560 --> 0:31:00.960 I'm ready for some challengers and let's bring it. 0:31:01.080 --> 0:31:04.320 Let's go, let's bring it. Congratulation stuff. You have a 0:31:04.320 --> 0:31:06.360 blessed week, y'all. So hang on the last step. We'll 0:31:06.360 --> 0:31:06.960 see you Monday. 0:31:07.000 --> 0:31:09.320 It's Mojo in the Morning. Five is six fifty. 0:31:09.080 --> 0:31:11.360 Five five five. 0:31:14.040 --> 0:31:19.000 Detroit, WUSNX, some Skeden, Grand PICSIVS, Stiledo and i Ared 0:31:19.160 --> 0:31:25.840 Radio station guaranteed, human real people, real stories, real laughs, 0:31:26.040 --> 0:31:32.320 real smelly and real dumb sometimes Mojo in the Morning Live. 0:31:33.760 --> 0:31:36.120 All right, Mojo in the Morning Show Phone numbers eight 0:31:36.120 --> 0:31:38.320 four four Mojo Live eight four four sixty six five 0:31:38.360 --> 0:31:40.480 six five four eight Texas ninety five five zero zero. 0:31:40.880 --> 0:31:43.920 You know, I always like to lead with example, examples 0:31:43.920 --> 0:31:47.760 hair on the show. My goal is to never ask 0:31:47.880 --> 0:31:53.360 you guys to do anything that I wouldn't do. I 0:31:53.400 --> 0:31:56.000 have had moments in my career where people have said 0:31:56.040 --> 0:31:58.040 to me, why don't you show and go? You know, 0:31:58.160 --> 0:32:00.000 show and go is what are we talking about? Your 0:32:00.080 --> 0:32:02.600 four and hit the door? You know where you kind 0:32:02.600 --> 0:32:04.720 of show up for the show, just do it and leave, 0:32:04.920 --> 0:32:09.120 kind of kind of like the guy nextored us. You know, 0:32:09.400 --> 0:32:12.040 I'm just kidding, Josh, Actually we're sorry. There have been 0:32:12.040 --> 0:32:14.960 some morning shows though. I'm always blown away when I 0:32:15.000 --> 0:32:18.000 talk to some of these other morning shows and I'll 0:32:18.000 --> 0:32:20.040 get like a text message and I'm like, wait a second, 0:32:20.120 --> 0:32:21.720 your show's still on the air, And I'm like, yeah, 0:32:21.720 --> 0:32:23.960 I left an hour or I voice tracked the last 0:32:23.960 --> 0:32:24.760 hour of the show. 0:32:24.800 --> 0:32:26.800 There's so many shows we know that do that, Like. 0:32:26.800 --> 0:32:29.280 Are you kidding me? I get chosen what you guys do. 0:32:29.360 --> 0:32:31.960 Like we stay on the air till ten thirty when 0:32:31.960 --> 0:32:33.920 our show's supposed to be over with at ten, and 0:32:33.960 --> 0:32:36.560 sometimes we don't even addit ten thirty. Sometimes I get 0:32:36.920 --> 0:32:39.320 got damn Daniel and Toledo saying, are you guys ever 0:32:39.360 --> 0:32:40.200 gonna end the show? 0:32:40.920 --> 0:32:41.240 Daniel? 0:32:41.280 --> 0:32:45.800 We love you so long story short. Friday, I did 0:32:45.800 --> 0:32:48.480 my foreur and hit the door. Friday. I needed to 0:32:48.480 --> 0:32:50.160 get out of here because I had some things I 0:32:50.200 --> 0:32:51.800 had to do. I had to take some pictures for 0:32:51.880 --> 0:32:52.400 some stuff. 0:32:52.600 --> 0:32:54.880 Dude, you did not even say goodbye. 0:32:54.360 --> 0:32:57.200 To me, Shannon. I had to go. Weally. 0:32:57.480 --> 0:32:59.640 We didn't even record our weekend weathers that we were 0:32:59.640 --> 0:33:00.880 supposed nothing. 0:33:01.000 --> 0:33:02.960 I figured, I don't care what the weekend, whether it is, 0:33:03.080 --> 0:33:05.840 we're gonna people can People will go outside and look 0:33:05.840 --> 0:33:10.040 outside and they'll figure it out. So I text earlier 0:33:10.080 --> 0:33:12.920 in the show because I looked at myself in the morning, 0:33:12.920 --> 0:33:14.480 I was like, man, I should have called and got 0:33:14.560 --> 0:33:16.800 a gotten a haircut. I didn't get a haircut. So 0:33:16.880 --> 0:33:21.000 I text George from six Salon because he works down 0:33:21.080 --> 0:33:25.640 at the six Salon here in Detroit on Woodward. They 0:33:25.680 --> 0:33:28.400 got like three locations of it. They got the one 0:33:28.440 --> 0:33:30.600 I go to all the time with Katrina and Birmingham, 0:33:31.040 --> 0:33:34.280 then they have Royal Lobe, and then they have one downtown, 0:33:34.520 --> 0:33:36.200 which by the way, is my first time ever walking 0:33:36.240 --> 0:33:37.960 in that salon. I texted him. I said, Hey, are 0:33:38.000 --> 0:33:40.560 you in the salon today? He goes, yeah. I go cool. 0:33:40.760 --> 0:33:42.120 I was going to ask you if there's any way 0:33:42.160 --> 0:33:43.720 I could come in and just get a cleanup. I 0:33:43.760 --> 0:33:45.680 needed a clean up job, so I was taking some pictures. 0:33:46.240 --> 0:33:48.440 He says absolutely. He says, what time can you be here? 0:33:48.480 --> 0:33:49.920 I said, well, I need to do it quick because 0:33:49.920 --> 0:33:51.680 I got something going on at like eleven thirty. Can 0:33:51.680 --> 0:33:54.080 you get me in before? He said absolutely. He gets 0:33:54.080 --> 0:33:56.840 me in at eleven o'clock in the morning. We end 0:33:56.840 --> 0:34:00.240 the show at ten thirty. I say, I got to 0:34:00.240 --> 0:34:01.959 get out of here. I say something to Zach. I go, Zach, 0:34:02.000 --> 0:34:04.320 I'm gonna sneak out here real quick. If anybody says anything, 0:34:04.760 --> 0:34:09.600 tell them I'm in the bathroom. And I said, I 0:34:09.600 --> 0:34:11.840 feel bad. I should talk to Lydia because I always 0:34:12.239 --> 0:34:15.520 at very least sometimes I'll say leave and I won't 0:34:15.560 --> 0:34:18.920 say goodbye to you know, keV and Shannon and you know, 0:34:19.200 --> 0:34:22.000 uh now Anna, but I will make sure I say 0:34:22.000 --> 0:34:25.520 goodbye to the girls because they're in the other room. 0:34:25.920 --> 0:34:27.640 And Beyonca, I think you were in the studio with 0:34:27.680 --> 0:34:29.239 me when I was leaving, so I think you were 0:34:29.280 --> 0:34:29.640 in here. 0:34:29.920 --> 0:34:30.120 Yeah. 0:34:30.160 --> 0:34:31.359 Well, so I was like, bye piece out. 0:34:31.440 --> 0:34:33.879 Yeah, so I said goodbye to you, but I didn't 0:34:33.880 --> 0:34:35.799 say good bye to Lydia, and I felt really bad 0:34:35.800 --> 0:34:37.440 about the whole thing, and I was like, ah, I 0:34:37.480 --> 0:34:39.000 should probably text her. And then I'm like, you know what, 0:34:39.080 --> 0:34:41.759 I'll just go get my hair cut and maybe after 0:34:41.760 --> 0:34:43.800 my thing, I'll come back to the station because Lydia 0:34:43.840 --> 0:34:46.120 sometimes we'll stay at the studios until like one o'clock, 0:34:46.160 --> 0:34:49.719 three o'clock in the afternoon. I get over to six 0:34:49.760 --> 0:34:53.400 Salon I Park, which, by the way, what a great location. 0:34:53.920 --> 0:34:58.400 Straight off what I mean. That Apple store looks really 0:34:58.440 --> 0:35:01.799 not it was packed on Friday always all we look 0:35:01.880 --> 0:35:04.839 like downtown Detroit looks like a downtown city, Like it 0:35:04.880 --> 0:35:07.760 looks really nice, Like it doesn't look like what Detroit 0:35:08.040 --> 0:35:12.520 looked like Super Bowl time back back in like twenty six, 0:35:13.000 --> 0:35:15.800 Like we actually have buildings. Back then, they had fake buildings. 0:35:15.840 --> 0:35:18.200 They had like styrofoam buildings back then. If you ever 0:35:18.400 --> 0:35:20.759 heard about that story they had it made it look 0:35:20.800 --> 0:35:24.720 like a fake outside. So I get into the salon 0:35:25.400 --> 0:35:27.719 and George is there and he goes, hey, one of 0:35:27.760 --> 0:35:30.040 your your people that you work with is Hare And 0:35:30.080 --> 0:35:33.040 I'm thinking, oh, okay, one of the you know, maybe 0:35:33.080 --> 0:35:35.319 people that work in the sales department or something like that, 0:35:35.440 --> 0:35:38.359 or like playing hooky from work on a Friday. And 0:35:38.400 --> 0:35:42.239 I look over at the you know, shampoo bowls that 0:35:42.280 --> 0:35:44.120 they have there. They got like seven of them lined 0:35:44.200 --> 0:35:46.719 up with the packed This place is like jammed on 0:35:46.719 --> 0:35:50.719 a Friday, Friday afternoon, and Lydia's got her head in 0:35:50.800 --> 0:35:55.200 the champoo ball there. I was. I'm thinking to myself, 0:35:55.560 --> 0:35:59.839 I'm playing hooky. She's in the shampoo ball. She left 0:35:59.880 --> 0:36:01.480 me before the show, even no. 0:36:01.520 --> 0:36:01.960 I did not. 0:36:02.800 --> 0:36:06.040 Don't don't make false accusations. I definitely left out at. 0:36:05.920 --> 0:36:07.959 It, like, fie, how did you leave? 0:36:08.120 --> 0:36:10.600 How did I recorded station features? 0:36:10.719 --> 0:36:13.040 We were done? I got out of here at eleven 0:36:13.040 --> 0:36:13.359 o five. 0:36:13.400 --> 0:36:16.200 How did you get there so fast? Because I literally 0:36:16.440 --> 0:36:18.520 drove all the way over there. I parked in the 0:36:18.680 --> 0:36:21.319 twenty dollars lot, which by the way, is expensive as hell. 0:36:21.400 --> 0:36:24.040 The park. That guy's a robber, Yeah, in the bat 0:36:24.600 --> 0:36:27.560 that is, he's a robber. I said, like him, I 0:36:27.600 --> 0:36:28.239 sent you the guy. 0:36:28.239 --> 0:36:28.400 I go. 0:36:28.520 --> 0:36:30.080 He gets out of a car. First off, he looks 0:36:30.080 --> 0:36:32.040 shady as hell. He gets out of a car and 0:36:32.080 --> 0:36:33.840 he goes. That's twenty dollars for two hours. I go 0:36:33.920 --> 0:36:36.000 twenty dollars for two hours, and my hubcap's gonna still 0:36:36.000 --> 0:36:38.080 be here when I leave. You're gonna sell my car, 0:36:38.120 --> 0:36:38.640 aren't you. 0:36:38.719 --> 0:36:40.080 I got a different guy for you. 0:36:40.120 --> 0:36:43.200 Please. Actually, if I knew that Lydia was going there, 0:36:43.200 --> 0:36:44.440 would have taken a ride from her. 0:36:45.280 --> 0:36:45.920 You should have. 0:36:46.640 --> 0:36:50.239 So she goes, So Lydia is there. She's getting her 0:36:50.400 --> 0:36:52.880 hair done before the show even ended. 0:36:53.719 --> 0:36:55.840 That's still not true. But I ran into Lydia on 0:36:55.880 --> 0:36:56.359 the way out. 0:36:56.400 --> 0:36:58.040 I think I was running to the bathroom because we 0:36:58.080 --> 0:36:59.759 had just ended the show and she had stuff, and 0:36:59.760 --> 0:37:02.040 I was like, wait, what's going on? 0:37:02.080 --> 0:37:05.560 And She's like, I have an appointment? I did? 0:37:05.760 --> 0:37:07.960 Did? She played off like it was an important appointment. 0:37:08.040 --> 0:37:10.200 She just at appointment and I didn't ask questions. But 0:37:10.560 --> 0:37:15.320 I also live downtown, so imagine this. I'm walking past 0:37:15.320 --> 0:37:17.400 six salon. I look in the window. I see Lydia. 0:37:17.520 --> 0:37:24.160 Ambo I walked you had an appointment too? 0:37:24.200 --> 0:37:25.840 I didn't. I was like kidding on. 0:37:26.080 --> 0:37:27.680 I was like, dang, I feel really left out. 0:37:27.680 --> 0:37:29.160 I should have hair. 0:37:29.200 --> 0:37:31.960 Washed, Shannon. The funny thing is I'm trying to hide 0:37:31.960 --> 0:37:36.359 myself playing uh, you know, ditch Senior, Ditch Day and 0:37:36.520 --> 0:37:39.200 Lydia is senior ditch Day and before me, she was 0:37:39.280 --> 0:37:41.319 like there and she was getting her hair done. And 0:37:42.400 --> 0:37:44.640 when did you have? First off, is that the salon 0:37:44.640 --> 0:37:46.319 that you normally go to? Do you normally go to 0:37:46.480 --> 0:37:47.560 UH six downtown? 0:37:47.760 --> 0:37:47.840 No? 0:37:47.960 --> 0:37:51.879 I normally go to see Carson at six in Birmingham. 0:37:52.040 --> 0:37:55.520 But I started seeing Andrea, who only works at the 0:37:55.560 --> 0:37:57.920 six in Detroit. So I fell in love with the 0:37:57.920 --> 0:37:59.440 way that she does my hair. So now I go 0:37:59.520 --> 0:38:00.960 to see he doesn't great? 0:38:01.320 --> 0:38:03.800 Yeah, thanks. I felt like I was cheating on Katrina 0:38:04.600 --> 0:38:07.760 on Friday. I felt bad because normally if I called Katrina, 0:38:07.800 --> 0:38:10.200 she'll get me in. She's great about that. But I 0:38:10.400 --> 0:38:12.160 had something downtown and I couldn't go all the way 0:38:12.160 --> 0:38:15.000 to Birmingham and then drive all the way back downtown. Yeah, 0:38:15.040 --> 0:38:18.040 And so I thought, oh, geez, but but I will. 0:38:18.080 --> 0:38:21.000 Can I throw this out there? Has anybody ever caught 0:38:21.040 --> 0:38:23.920 their coworker doing something during work hours that they shouldn't 0:38:23.920 --> 0:38:26.360 have been doing. This reminded me so much of the 0:38:26.440 --> 0:38:30.520 days when we would see our coworkers at like Target 0:38:30.520 --> 0:38:33.440 in the middle of the day doing yoga or doing yoga. 0:38:34.280 --> 0:38:36.839 And I used to do yoga all the time, and 0:38:36.880 --> 0:38:38.799 we could make the twelve thirty class because we were 0:38:38.800 --> 0:38:41.360 done with our show, but everybody else was supposed to 0:38:41.400 --> 0:38:43.640 be working, and we'd walk in and see Heather and 0:38:43.760 --> 0:38:44.960 Kelly and Andrea. 0:38:45.000 --> 0:38:46.080 I'd be like, oh, hey. 0:38:45.920 --> 0:38:48.239 Guys, with all the work from home, it has to 0:38:48.280 --> 0:38:49.720 be absolute. 0:38:50.120 --> 0:38:50.319 Yeah. 0:38:50.440 --> 0:38:52.960 Didn't you have a former audio producer who would be 0:38:53.080 --> 0:38:55.120 late for work and he would stop and get bagels 0:38:55.160 --> 0:38:55.759 on the way in. 0:38:55.960 --> 0:39:00.000 It was Eric Eric used to But Eric Eric was different. 0:39:00.400 --> 0:39:02.759 There's there's a difference between the guy that always shows 0:39:02.840 --> 0:39:05.120 up late, because honestly, I think you show up late, 0:39:05.200 --> 0:39:07.400 that's the part that you got it. You gotta a 0:39:07.440 --> 0:39:10.560 least show up on time. But Eric would show up 0:39:11.000 --> 0:39:13.920 like late, and he would always pretend like he was 0:39:13.920 --> 0:39:18.200 stuck in the what was that bagel place that Einstein? 0:39:18.760 --> 0:39:22.399 Alston coming in with a bag of Einstein. He didn't 0:39:22.400 --> 0:39:24.759 go man, the line of Einstein was crazy. Today, I'm 0:39:24.760 --> 0:39:26.120 like three hours crazy. 0:39:26.600 --> 0:39:29.400 Einstein's doesn't even open until after the show starts. 0:39:30.960 --> 0:39:34.160 A few times on my quote unquote lunch break, Oh really, 0:39:34.360 --> 0:39:36.960 Linda Bell all and chilled or you know, did other things. 0:39:37.440 --> 0:39:40.960 I see that's your lunch break. Shouldn't you be able 0:39:40.960 --> 0:39:41.680 to do whatever you. 0:39:41.640 --> 0:39:45.640 Want with that time, absolutely absolutely, or you schedule a meeting. 0:39:46.080 --> 0:39:47.759 I don't know if you're really meeting. He's got a 0:39:47.800 --> 0:39:50.719 block off your calendar, Kevin, Kevin, there have been times 0:39:50.760 --> 0:39:53.000 where you're like, I'm out and I'm like, oh, where's 0:39:53.000 --> 0:39:54.839 he going? He's got like a doctor's appointment or something 0:39:54.880 --> 0:39:56.479 like that. I know you're just sitting on the couch 0:39:56.560 --> 0:39:59.239 watching what's up? Keith? 0:39:59.280 --> 0:39:59.400 Hi? 0:39:59.560 --> 0:40:00.160 How you doing in? 0:40:01.600 --> 0:40:05.680 Hey Mojo, it's Keith. Remember a couple of weeks ago 0:40:05.719 --> 0:40:08.759 you're freaking out about the Tigers not making the playoffs? 0:40:08.880 --> 0:40:18.120 Yeah, I thought it was not possible. Yeah, hey Keith, Keith, Keith, 0:40:18.280 --> 0:40:21.560 we're playing the Guardians. What what's our record against the 0:40:21.560 --> 0:40:25.000 Guardians this year? We don't turn this crap around, We're 0:40:25.040 --> 0:40:27.320 going to be We're going to be out in two games. 0:40:27.360 --> 0:40:31.760 So right now, people fans were pissed that they rested 0:40:31.800 --> 0:40:33.960 Trek Schouble yesterday because a lot of people wanted them 0:40:33.960 --> 0:40:36.520 to win their division. And I felt like that was 0:40:36.560 --> 0:40:41.040 actually ridiculous that fans were upset that Trek Scoogle was sitting. 0:40:41.200 --> 0:40:43.399 You save him for game one? Whenn't the playoffs start? 0:40:44.200 --> 0:40:47.759 I think tomorrow? That's if I'm not mistaken, I think 0:40:47.760 --> 0:40:52.520 that the wild Card starts tomorrow. Uh, Susan, we're talking 0:40:52.560 --> 0:40:56.640 about uh playing hooky from work? What's going on? 0:40:57.360 --> 0:40:58.280 Good morning, guys. 0:40:58.440 --> 0:40:58.800 Morning. 0:40:59.360 --> 0:41:01.720 I So I used to work at. 0:41:01.560 --> 0:41:04.840 Tony Paco's downtown across from the ballpark in Toledo. 0:41:05.160 --> 0:41:06.200 Yeah. 0:41:06.280 --> 0:41:08.560 Yeah, And so one day I wanted to go to 0:41:08.600 --> 0:41:09.480 a baseball. 0:41:09.120 --> 0:41:11.759 Game really early, so I left early, left, you know, 0:41:11.920 --> 0:41:13.520 my other shift manager in charge. 0:41:13.719 --> 0:41:14.840 I get there and. 0:41:14.719 --> 0:41:17.120 My GM is there who had already called. 0:41:16.840 --> 0:41:17.600 Off for the day. 0:41:18.840 --> 0:41:23.120 That's great. So he calls off saying that he's not 0:41:23.160 --> 0:41:25.080 coming to work. Did he say he was sick or something? 0:41:25.360 --> 0:41:26.759 Yeah, yeah, he said he was sick. 0:41:26.800 --> 0:41:27.760 He had strep throat. 0:41:28.120 --> 0:41:31.200 Oh wow, you can't do that though. You can't like 0:41:31.280 --> 0:41:32.719 go to a big event like that. 0:41:32.800 --> 0:41:34.480 Absolutely you're run into somebody. 0:41:35.280 --> 0:41:36.200 He wasn't sick at all. 0:41:36.280 --> 0:41:38.279 He just definitely wanted to go to the game. No, 0:41:38.440 --> 0:41:39.240 that's what we're saying. 0:41:39.360 --> 0:41:41.799 Yeah, let people do this at Pistons games where you 0:41:41.840 --> 0:41:43.960 see fans getting really loud and the camera wants to 0:41:44.000 --> 0:41:45.920 point it at him, and people been like, no, no, no, 0:41:45.960 --> 0:41:47.799 I'm not supposed to be here. 0:41:48.320 --> 0:41:50.759 There was a news report I remember back in the 0:41:50.840 --> 0:41:53.760 day that somebody got busted and they ended up getting fired. 0:41:54.080 --> 0:41:56.040 I think it was Channel four and Detroit did a 0:41:56.080 --> 0:41:59.480 news report on, oh the events happening this weekend at 0:41:59.520 --> 0:42:02.000 Arts Beats Eats, and it was a lady who had 0:42:02.080 --> 0:42:04.200 called in sick from the hospital I think it was 0:42:04.239 --> 0:42:06.920 Beaumont at the time, and called in sick from the hospital. 0:42:06.960 --> 0:42:09.319 And there she was sitting there having drinks at Arts 0:42:09.320 --> 0:42:12.680 Beats and Eats, walking around and her bosses ended up 0:42:12.719 --> 0:42:15.759 seeing it. My favorite ever though, This was one of 0:42:15.840 --> 0:42:18.360 my favorite things ever. We used to have a lady 0:42:18.480 --> 0:42:20.239 that used to work here at the station. Her name 0:42:20.320 --> 0:42:23.200 was Cheryl, and these were this is back when you 0:42:23.280 --> 0:42:26.360 had like our offices used to have twenty eight people 0:42:26.480 --> 0:42:29.240 just in the front office. And it was the GM. 0:42:29.680 --> 0:42:32.440 It was back we had GM, We had a business department, 0:42:33.360 --> 0:42:34.920 we had HR, we had all this stuff, like we 0:42:34.960 --> 0:42:36.680 have none of this stuff anymore now. It's all in 0:42:36.680 --> 0:42:41.279 India or something. It is. It's like some you know, 0:42:41.360 --> 0:42:43.399 guy answering the phone that says his name is Keith, 0:42:43.440 --> 0:42:46.040 but its real name is not you know. And long 0:42:46.080 --> 0:42:49.120 story short, we would we would go as a show, 0:42:49.239 --> 0:42:52.520 all of us as a show. Would go to shop 0:42:52.600 --> 0:42:54.400 for like bits that we had the next day, like 0:42:54.640 --> 0:42:57.120 contests and things that we're doing, and we would be 0:42:57.280 --> 0:42:59.839 like walking the store and all of a sudden, I'd 0:42:59.840 --> 0:43:02.360 hear is that Cheryl's boys and I would go to 0:43:02.400 --> 0:43:04.360 the next dial and it would be all the ladies 0:43:04.400 --> 0:43:06.960 from the office, and it would be like one o'clock 0:43:07.000 --> 0:43:09.080 in the afternoon, and they'd been gone for two and 0:43:09.120 --> 0:43:12.160 a half three hours team bonding. And Steve Shram, the 0:43:12.200 --> 0:43:14.640 old boss, the general manager, was none the wiser. He 0:43:14.719 --> 0:43:18.880 thought they were all in as Lydia was immediate. I 0:43:18.880 --> 0:43:21.000 love that Lydia told you she was going to a meeting, 0:43:21.040 --> 0:43:23.560 an appointment, an appointment she shouldn't. 0:43:24.360 --> 0:43:25.799 If she would have asked, I have told her I 0:43:25.800 --> 0:43:26.200 don't care. 0:43:26.400 --> 0:43:27.360 So that's what's happening. 0:43:28.680 --> 0:43:32.320 I So when I lived in Alaska, I worked at 0:43:32.400 --> 0:43:35.719 a doggy daycare center and we had two buildings. They 0:43:35.719 --> 0:43:38.319 were directly across the street from one another. One was 0:43:38.400 --> 0:43:40.719 for boarding and like playgrounds. The other one was like 0:43:40.719 --> 0:43:45.080 grooming and another playground. Well, my boss came in, the 0:43:45.280 --> 0:43:47.719 owner of the buildings and said, we have to close 0:43:47.760 --> 0:43:49.360 down the building for the day, so we need to 0:43:49.360 --> 0:43:52.000 move over. What we can to the other building. So 0:43:52.160 --> 0:43:54.840 we were all moving all the supplies over and a 0:43:54.880 --> 0:43:57.480 couple hours into the day starting at my cowork and 0:43:57.520 --> 0:44:00.399 I realized we have forgot stuff, so we went back 0:44:00.440 --> 0:44:03.400 to the to grab it. And when we walked in, 0:44:04.280 --> 0:44:09.000 she was in the back of the dogwash area making 0:44:09.120 --> 0:44:12.239 an adult film with a toy and the dog. 0:44:16.080 --> 0:44:22.040 Yeah wait a second, she was like doing her own like, uh. 0:44:20.800 --> 0:44:21.799 Yeah, it was her. 0:44:22.040 --> 0:44:27.560 And then and she was in the bathtub and they 0:44:27.560 --> 0:44:33.080 were filming her, Like, oh. 0:44:32.880 --> 0:44:36.319 My god, have you ever seen the video? Like did 0:44:36.320 --> 0:44:40.439 you ever go on? Like was not a good look. 0:44:41.680 --> 0:44:42.480 I would say to the. 0:44:46.400 --> 0:44:50.640 Any way, that is the weirdest porn ever, Like we're 0:44:50.640 --> 0:44:54.759 having porn at the doggy Days. How do you google that? 0:44:55.320 --> 0:44:58.960 I don't know what category does that come up at? 0:44:59.360 --> 0:45:03.760 What's up? Chris? Hey all you guys, good buddy Christian, 0:45:03.800 --> 0:45:05.239 Actually not Christian. What's going on? 0:45:06.480 --> 0:45:09.080 So there was one time that you know, I was 0:45:09.160 --> 0:45:11.040 kind of a trip to Florida. My brother wanted to go, 0:45:11.160 --> 0:45:14.800 so he told his job that a family member died. 0:45:15.760 --> 0:45:17.920 But this guy didn't think it through, so he posted 0:45:18.000 --> 0:45:20.800 on Facebook his whole trip and you were on a yacht. 0:45:20.800 --> 0:45:21.520 The whole time. 0:45:22.360 --> 0:45:25.640 So they called him about two days later and fired him. 0:45:25.920 --> 0:45:29.920 Oh my god, use Yeah, you do not kill off family. 0:45:31.080 --> 0:45:32.560 Yeah, I know, that's what I told him, but I 0:45:32.560 --> 0:45:34.439 should I also told him, you should have thought about 0:45:34.440 --> 0:45:37.279 it and been like my grandma or something wanted her 0:45:37.320 --> 0:45:38.880 ashes out in the water. 0:45:39.000 --> 0:45:43.440 So that's actually a really good Yeah. Hey, question for you, Christian, 0:45:44.160 --> 0:45:47.239 are you intrigued at all to watch the porn from 0:45:47.360 --> 0:45:50.239 inside of the doggy daycare doggy bat? 0:45:51.880 --> 0:45:53.200 No, I'm okay with that one. 0:45:53.560 --> 0:45:55.080 I kind of want to know what it looked like. 0:45:55.320 --> 0:45:57.200 You know, I'm kind of interested. 0:46:00.360 --> 0:46:02.440 Just imagine it and be okay with that. 0:46:02.560 --> 0:46:04.719 All right, Well, thank you for the call. Appreciate it. 0:46:05.160 --> 0:46:06.960 Yeah, no problem. 0:46:07.719 --> 0:46:11.279 Teachers. Two weeks ago you had your freedom. Now it's 0:46:11.360 --> 0:46:16.160 nine months in prison. Welcome back to school. This is 0:46:16.280 --> 0:46:18.040 Mojo in the Morning. 0:46:18.719 --> 0:46:22.120 Wow, Mojo on the Morning Show. Kevin's uncle got hit 0:46:22.160 --> 0:46:22.760 by a car. 0:46:23.080 --> 0:46:26.279 Yeah bruh, sh out to uncle Keith. Not my real uncle, 0:46:26.320 --> 0:46:30.000 but like you know, like family, that's my dad, those uncles. 0:46:30.040 --> 0:46:32.080 It's my dad. Best. No, and I'm one of my 0:46:32.160 --> 0:46:36.120 mama like boyfriend uncle like not like that's so weird 0:46:38.040 --> 0:46:40.320 you No, my mom ain't never bring dudes to the crib. 0:46:40.680 --> 0:46:43.200 She was never on that time. But Keith, I've been 0:46:43.239 --> 0:46:46.600 doing Keith forever. He like one of my dad's oldest friends. 0:46:46.680 --> 0:46:49.480 Keith used to paint all the houses, do all the handiworks. 0:46:50.000 --> 0:46:53.200 Didn't you love when you had your uncle in your 0:46:53.280 --> 0:46:55.640 life that was a friend of the families, and you'd 0:46:55.640 --> 0:46:57.480 call him uncle and then you find out one day 0:46:57.640 --> 0:47:00.439 they're not really your uncle, Like you're like not even 0:47:00.480 --> 0:47:03.399 related to tell you absolutely, And Keith got a crazy laugh. 0:47:03.440 --> 0:47:08.359 He's like, that's not he used the laugh. Hopefully he's 0:47:08.600 --> 0:47:10.760 okay from getting it. 0:47:10.760 --> 0:47:14.320 It's not even like the wildest craziest story, not that 0:47:14.440 --> 0:47:16.440 it needs to be, because anytime you get hit by 0:47:16.440 --> 0:47:18.279 a car is the craziest story. 0:47:18.880 --> 0:47:21.440 On its own. But Keep is walking out of the grocery, 0:47:21.520 --> 0:47:24.080 not the grocery, walking out of the gas station and 0:47:24.160 --> 0:47:29.320 a white truck backs into him. The picture that I got, 0:47:29.600 --> 0:47:32.160 So my mom, I Keep must have called my mom 0:47:32.239 --> 0:47:34.480 or my mom called Keith because Keith, again, that's a 0:47:34.480 --> 0:47:36.680 lot of handiwork. He was supposed to like cut some 0:47:36.719 --> 0:47:38.520 trees down, so she was calling him about that. He 0:47:38.600 --> 0:47:40.080 was like, I ain't gonna be able to make it 0:47:40.360 --> 0:47:41.879 and she's like, what's going on. He's like, I got 0:47:41.960 --> 0:47:42.560 hit by a car. 0:47:42.680 --> 0:47:46.719 I'll show you and I'll tell you. 0:47:49.040 --> 0:47:50.320 That's why you laugh. 0:47:50.600 --> 0:47:50.759 Dog. 0:47:51.239 --> 0:48:01.160 The picture she showed me is literally him on the grounds. 0:48:01.800 --> 0:48:06.120 I'm just imagining him laying there taking I'm dying. 0:48:06.440 --> 0:48:08.840 I'll started laughing before I say this is he Okay, 0:48:10.760 --> 0:48:14.279 you see my mama sent a lot of pictures though. Wait, wait, 0:48:14.560 --> 0:48:18.160 who took the picture of him on the ground. It's 0:48:18.239 --> 0:48:22.680 his point of view, him like like aiming up at 0:48:22.680 --> 0:48:28.799 the license plate of the truck's Has anybody ever been 0:48:28.880 --> 0:48:30.920 hit by a card did you? 0:48:31.120 --> 0:48:31.279 Yeah? 0:48:31.400 --> 0:48:35.040 I mean I think it happens semi frequently downtown just 0:48:35.040 --> 0:48:37.440 because there's more traffic. But I was crossing at a 0:48:37.440 --> 0:48:39.680 crosswalk and someone was making a turn and they just 0:48:39.719 --> 0:48:41.040 swiped my legs out from under. 0:48:41.120 --> 0:48:43.040 Oh no, yeah, they just keep driving. 0:48:43.120 --> 0:48:43.800 Let me see. 0:48:46.760 --> 0:48:50.120 You see a big words, dude, his legs just out 0:48:50.160 --> 0:48:52.880 there the silver. Is that blood on him or is 0:48:52.880 --> 0:48:55.879 that not? That's paint? Like you, he's a painter. Oh 0:48:55.920 --> 0:48:57.359 my god, you wanted to get. 0:48:57.280 --> 0:48:58.120 That license plate? 0:48:58.360 --> 0:49:01.640 This could be evidence in a clay that. 0:49:03.480 --> 0:49:06.399 My buddy Jeff Saquay got hit by an Amazon truck. 0:49:07.800 --> 0:49:09.520 That's a good one because you could get some money. 0:49:10.440 --> 0:49:12.000 I swear. Remember I talked about it in the air 0:49:12.080 --> 0:49:14.080 Jeff Sackweg. I was on the phone with him when 0:49:14.080 --> 0:49:14.960 he got hit. Wow. 0:49:15.080 --> 0:49:16.440 I remember vaguely remember that. 0:49:17.120 --> 0:49:19.480 We have a podcast of it. It's he was walking 0:49:19.520 --> 0:49:21.440 across Pontiac Trail and he's on the phone with me 0:49:21.440 --> 0:49:23.520 and he's like, yeah. So he's like telling me some 0:49:23.640 --> 0:49:27.400 story about some you know girl that he was hanging with, 0:49:27.600 --> 0:49:30.799 and all of a sudden you hear in the here 0:49:32.040 --> 0:49:36.239 and then you hear like that, and then you hear 0:49:37.320 --> 0:49:40.520 I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay. 0:49:40.800 --> 0:49:40.960 Fall. 0:49:41.040 --> 0:49:42.719 It was my fall. It was my fault. No, can 0:49:42.800 --> 0:49:44.880 I tell you something about him? This just shows you 0:49:44.920 --> 0:49:48.120 what kind of guy Jeff Saqua is. That he got 0:49:48.200 --> 0:49:53.719 up and he didn't go to the hospital because he 0:49:53.800 --> 0:49:56.960 knew it'd have to wait, so instead he went to 0:49:57.160 --> 0:49:59.320 the Jewish country club because he knew there'd be a 0:49:59.320 --> 0:50:02.680 bunch of Jewish doctors that were hanging out there. And 0:50:02.760 --> 0:50:05.839 he got seen by a guy who was I think 0:50:05.840 --> 0:50:11.680 a cardio or not the cardiologist, a chiro something. He 0:50:11.719 --> 0:50:15.800 got a story and then eventually went to the doctor 0:50:15.920 --> 0:50:18.480 and he had some broken ribs and stuff, and he said, 0:50:18.600 --> 0:50:21.560 I'm not every I talked about it in the air. 0:50:21.680 --> 0:50:26.000 Every attorney called him, right, call Sam, you know Femininio, 0:50:26.200 --> 0:50:29.440 probably you know Figer. All these guys called him up. 0:50:29.840 --> 0:50:32.000 They all call him up, and Jeff goes, I'm not swing. 0:50:32.160 --> 0:50:34.240 He goes, it was my fault. I wasn't paying attention. 0:50:34.320 --> 0:50:35.480 I thought you were going to say he knew the 0:50:35.520 --> 0:50:37.920 guy who was driving the car, because he literally knows everybody. 0:50:38.000 --> 0:50:41.120 He could have owned part of Amazon at least gotten 0:50:41.160 --> 0:50:43.120 some gift cards. That's how you know you already reached 0:50:45.719 --> 0:50:48.759 What about what about our uncle, Harry uncle his uncle? 0:50:49.400 --> 0:50:53.120 Because David as last time off, why I left him 0:50:53.120 --> 0:50:54.600 a voicemail. I ain't been able to talk to him. 0:50:55.800 --> 0:51:01.200 He couldn't come paint, but he hold on. And by 0:51:01.200 --> 0:51:03.680 the way, David Feminino told me, if you missed, you 0:51:03.719 --> 0:51:06.440 know you miss work. You're getting paid. What's going on, Stacy? 0:51:06.520 --> 0:51:09.160 Hi, Hey, guys, good morning, and how are you. 0:51:09.760 --> 0:51:12.960 We're talking about Kevin's uncle. They got hit by a truck. 0:51:14.160 --> 0:51:14.879 Yeah, so my. 0:51:14.800 --> 0:51:18.279 Son was fifteen walking home from football practice and got 0:51:18.360 --> 0:51:21.560 hit by a car on grash. It got a phone 0:51:21.560 --> 0:51:24.200 call from his friend saying he's gonna be okay. But 0:51:25.200 --> 0:51:28.440 and thankfully I had left work early and I was 0:51:28.440 --> 0:51:30.839 five minutes away. Well, I was probably ten minutes away, 0:51:30.880 --> 0:51:31.480 but the way I. 0:51:31.480 --> 0:51:32.600 Drive, I was five minutes away. 0:51:32.719 --> 0:51:33.000 Yeah. 0:51:33.040 --> 0:51:35.080 Wow, I got there. 0:51:35.200 --> 0:51:38.040 They were closing the door of the ambulance, so I 0:51:38.120 --> 0:51:40.680 was able to ride in the ambulance with him. And 0:51:41.320 --> 0:51:43.440 it's funny because I looked at the volunteer fireman. I 0:51:43.440 --> 0:51:45.200 was like, dude, you got him with my car. I 0:51:45.239 --> 0:51:47.839 was like, but my gun is in my purse, so 0:51:48.040 --> 0:51:50.680 do something with that, okay, And he was like, dude, 0:51:50.760 --> 0:51:52.600 He's like, I can't with you because I knew him, 0:51:53.000 --> 0:51:55.759 And so he took my car and my son ended 0:51:55.800 --> 0:51:59.360 up being okay, get a prectured, call this and pressured. 0:52:00.120 --> 0:52:00.680 Yeah. 0:52:00.760 --> 0:52:02.920 So he wasn't walking for a couple of weeks, and 0:52:03.960 --> 0:52:06.520 my ex husband was pretty much no help. So my 0:52:06.560 --> 0:52:08.560 son was like one hundred and eighty and nine pounds 0:52:08.600 --> 0:52:11.640 and I had to like pretty much do everything for 0:52:11.800 --> 0:52:12.800 him for two weeks. 0:52:13.200 --> 0:52:15.120 So it was rough. 0:52:15.239 --> 0:52:18.640 But he's good now. He's twenty two and dammards. 0:52:19.120 --> 0:52:19.760 I love him. 0:52:19.840 --> 0:52:22.520 Yeah, Well, thank you for the call. Thanks for calling. 0:52:22.560 --> 0:52:25.799 I'm about that one, Tony, you got hit? Where'd you get? 0:52:25.880 --> 0:52:27.799 Head down? 0:52:27.880 --> 0:52:29.400 In great time? In downtown Detroit? 0:52:29.800 --> 0:52:31.400 What the hell? What happened? 0:52:32.600 --> 0:52:32.680 So? 0:52:32.719 --> 0:52:35.520 I was doing security at a venue and we were 0:52:35.600 --> 0:52:38.759 going out this real customer and we were tesla in 0:52:38.800 --> 0:52:41.120 the middle of the street and the car was coming 0:52:41.600 --> 0:52:43.080 and I was telling the god, Hey a car coming, 0:52:43.160 --> 0:52:43.879 let go, let go. 0:52:44.760 --> 0:52:48.439 He didn't let go, So we got hit by the car. 0:52:49.160 --> 0:52:51.480 We got hit. Did you like me? 0:52:51.680 --> 0:52:53.480 We got here first because I saw the car Coming's 0:52:53.520 --> 0:52:53.919 what I've heard. 0:52:54.160 --> 0:52:54.799 I turned him. 0:52:55.360 --> 0:52:56.839 How did you? 0:52:59.040 --> 0:52:59.239 Yeah? 0:52:59.520 --> 0:53:01.440 I like to drinking. 0:53:01.560 --> 0:53:01.799 Yeah. 0:53:01.880 --> 0:53:03.960 By the way, I like how you used him as 0:53:03.960 --> 0:53:15.719 your shield. That's funny, Tony. What's up, Josie? How you 0:53:15.760 --> 0:53:17.560 doing good? 0:53:17.560 --> 0:53:18.040 How are you? 0:53:18.160 --> 0:53:20.600 We're doing great? What's going on? We're talking about getting 0:53:20.680 --> 0:53:22.200 hit by a card? Did this happen to you? 0:53:23.600 --> 0:53:23.880 Yeah? 0:53:23.960 --> 0:53:26.160 When I was young, I was crossing the road in 0:53:26.160 --> 0:53:30.600 front of my house and my neighbor she panicked. I 0:53:30.640 --> 0:53:34.560 guess when she saw me and turned into my driveway. 0:53:34.160 --> 0:53:34.560 And hit me. 0:53:36.800 --> 0:53:39.480 Man, I don't like this. I just seen that Netflix thing. 0:53:39.600 --> 0:53:46.480 My perfect neighbor. I'm di. Does she feel horrible, Josie? 0:53:47.480 --> 0:53:49.720 I guess I family? 0:53:50.680 --> 0:53:53.600 He looks okay, man, I didn't do you know, Thank 0:53:53.640 --> 0:53:57.840 God you're okay. That's horrible. That's I was hitting anybody. 0:53:57.840 --> 0:53:59.640 I don't want to hit my neighbor, for God's sake, 0:53:59.680 --> 0:54:02.680 So you live with that. My favorite text out of 0:54:02.680 --> 0:54:06.120 anybody who was three to one three Uncle Keith better 0:54:06.239 --> 0:54:11.720 call top Dog Law. What was the top Wait, Kevin, 0:54:11.800 --> 0:54:14.960 do the top Dog Law commercial? The Top Dog Law 0:54:15.000 --> 0:54:20.880 commercial about Uncle Keith hit coming out the gas station? 0:54:21.520 --> 0:54:24.319 Give me some music? What do I play? What would 0:54:24.320 --> 0:54:24.799 be a good song? 0:54:26.760 --> 0:54:27.040 All right? 0:54:27.239 --> 0:54:29.359 Okay, hold assay, hold on, all right, hold assay. Don't 0:54:29.400 --> 0:54:32.080 go anywhere. Don't go, don't go anywhere. 0:54:34.760 --> 0:54:40.800 Uncle Keith coming out the gas station. You see a truck. 0:54:41.840 --> 0:54:46.320 He's not watching where he's going. He's smashing Uncle Keith. 0:54:47.480 --> 0:54:50.560 He's on the ground. He's got some license plate. 0:54:51.080 --> 0:54:55.600 He's calling this dolly. 0:54:55.800 --> 0:55:01.160 Now the dog got some money? Oh oh my god, it. 0:55:01.160 --> 0:55:01.800 Was good. 0:55:05.800 --> 0:55:08.960 Time. And tell us what we can do better? Or 0:55:08.960 --> 0:55:11.440 will be screwed up? Or what damnity is? We are 0:55:11.560 --> 0:55:13.400 cent to nine five zerosio. 0:55:13.680 --> 0:55:15.280 This is Mojo in the Morning. 0:55:18.160 --> 0:55:20.880 It's titme for more Mojo to Mojo. 0:55:20.680 --> 0:55:23.400 In the morning, Joe in the Morning. It's funny that 0:55:23.719 --> 0:55:26.239 Anna has this next topic because I actually watched the 0:55:26.320 --> 0:55:29.360 actual show and I love it. But a real life 0:55:29.680 --> 0:55:32.759 ninety day fiance? Do you ever watch the show? 0:55:32.760 --> 0:55:35.320 I do, so I was so excited when I started 0:55:35.360 --> 0:55:37.400 hearing this story. I was like, tell me more. 0:55:38.000 --> 0:55:40.000 I love that show. I don't know why I do 0:55:40.160 --> 0:55:43.600 so much, but it's kind of crazy. But who's the 0:55:43.600 --> 0:55:44.880 real life ninety Dance? 0:55:45.080 --> 0:55:47.080 So I was out to eat. I was sitting at 0:55:47.080 --> 0:55:49.480 the bar because it was just my friend and I 0:55:49.520 --> 0:55:52.080 and we were talking to the bartender, who was a 0:55:52.120 --> 0:55:56.239 great guy, super social, telling us pretty much his whole 0:55:56.239 --> 0:55:59.359 life story. And I come to find out that he's 0:55:59.360 --> 0:56:02.520 from the Deman Republic. He used to work at a 0:56:02.600 --> 0:56:08.439 resort and he met an American woman from Detroit, married her, 0:56:09.120 --> 0:56:12.440 and now is living here with her. And I'm like, oh, 0:56:12.480 --> 0:56:14.440 that's cool, Like I hear about that all the time. 0:56:14.560 --> 0:56:17.040 But then he says, and I still have a wife 0:56:17.040 --> 0:56:19.600 in the Dominican Republic with three kids. 0:56:19.960 --> 0:56:23.160 What I said, how are you having two wives, sir? 0:56:23.760 --> 0:56:26.640 He was like, no, my American wife has no idea. 0:56:26.880 --> 0:56:29.120 I work as a bartender on the side. I send 0:56:29.200 --> 0:56:32.719 cash back to my other wife. And he's like my 0:56:32.880 --> 0:56:35.880 plan is to somehow get my wife and kids to 0:56:36.000 --> 0:56:40.440 America and divorce the wife I'm with Now, I was like, 0:56:40.560 --> 0:56:41.959 this is a scandal. 0:56:42.280 --> 0:56:45.120 Wait, so he has no interest in the wife now 0:56:45.760 --> 0:56:46.560 like he use her? 0:56:46.719 --> 0:56:50.279 He literally used her, is actively using her right now? 0:56:50.320 --> 0:56:54.880 Does does he go back to Dominican Republic? He doesn't 0:56:54.880 --> 0:56:56.600 go back to visit his wife and kid. 0:56:56.680 --> 0:56:58.480 Just sends them money and tells them he's going to 0:56:58.520 --> 0:57:01.080 get them to the United States. And the wife in 0:57:01.120 --> 0:57:04.120 the Dominican Republic is fully aware of Fine. 0:57:04.680 --> 0:57:08.520 I guess how long has has this been going on for? 0:57:08.760 --> 0:57:10.560 He said, it's been like three years. 0:57:10.840 --> 0:57:13.680 Oh my gosh. She hasn't seen his kids going back. 0:57:13.880 --> 0:57:16.320 He's not getting them back, you don't think. So he 0:57:16.440 --> 0:57:18.720 enjoyed the cookies to me. 0:57:18.920 --> 0:57:22.160 Like it seemed like he really wasn't into the American wife, 0:57:22.200 --> 0:57:24.840 Like he was just here because she got him here. 0:57:25.160 --> 0:57:28.080 Does the the American wife make money? Like? Is she 0:57:28.200 --> 0:57:29.040 like a mine maker? 0:57:29.160 --> 0:57:30.160 I didn't get into that. 0:57:30.560 --> 0:57:33.480 But because he's he's bartending, so I can't imagine she 0:57:33.560 --> 0:57:36.000 makes you know that much where he doesn't have to worry, 0:57:36.120 --> 0:57:36.560 right right? 0:57:36.800 --> 0:57:39.160 Yes, or he's just bartending to get the cash to 0:57:39.200 --> 0:57:40.240 send to his other wife. 0:57:40.320 --> 0:57:40.800 I don't know. 0:57:40.960 --> 0:57:45.920 I can't believe how many people that I know personally 0:57:46.000 --> 0:57:50.760 that have met a woman or even a man when 0:57:50.760 --> 0:57:53.000 they've gone on a vacation to like an island somewhere. 0:57:53.000 --> 0:57:55.040 I could totally see it because every time I'm at 0:57:55.040 --> 0:57:57.600 a resort, the bartenders are the best. They're so fun, 0:57:57.800 --> 0:58:01.880 They're usually cute, like they're flirt So I could absolutely 0:58:01.920 --> 0:58:02.600 see this happening. 0:58:02.680 --> 0:58:04.320 I mean, Chosea was just in Can't Cole and it 0:58:04.400 --> 0:58:08.440 was called her Stacy's Mall. 0:58:09.080 --> 0:58:10.960 Yeah, I got to watch out of all of a sudden, 0:58:11.120 --> 0:58:14.479 she's going back to Mexico. But it was funny because 0:58:14.480 --> 0:58:17.479 I often will watch like ninety Fiance, like a show 0:58:17.560 --> 0:58:19.760 like that, and I'll watch that show and I'll go, 0:58:19.920 --> 0:58:22.240 oh my god, like where would be the place that 0:58:22.280 --> 0:58:24.680 you would want to go and meet? And they always 0:58:24.760 --> 0:58:27.360 end up like these. You always see this like dorky, 0:58:27.440 --> 0:58:32.560 fat dude like me, and when this hot girl, you 0:58:32.600 --> 0:58:34.880 know what I mean, like it's a really extremely hot girl, 0:58:35.200 --> 0:58:37.400 and you're like that only can happen if you go 0:58:37.480 --> 0:58:40.960 to a third world country or some small island somewhere 0:58:41.080 --> 0:58:49.440 and meet them, you know, or what do you what 0:58:49.440 --> 0:58:50.800 do you guys think of something like this. What do 0:58:50.840 --> 0:58:53.320 you think about this guy that's just trying to he's 0:58:53.360 --> 0:58:56.600 trying to better his family, but also this is his 0:58:56.640 --> 0:58:58.720 way of coming. I don't think you can play with 0:58:58.720 --> 0:58:59.680 people's hearts like that. 0:59:00.040 --> 0:59:02.560 I would be scared that I'm gonna get murdered by 0:59:02.600 --> 0:59:05.240 the American lady because once she she gonna find out. 0:59:05.480 --> 0:59:07.640 I'd be scared he's gonna murder the American lady. 0:59:07.960 --> 0:59:11.000 I know that he has a second job and that 0:59:11.080 --> 0:59:11.880 he's sending money. 0:59:11.960 --> 0:59:13.520 She knows about the bartending job. 0:59:13.680 --> 0:59:15.800 Oh okay, I think you said he had a secret. 0:59:15.960 --> 0:59:17.400 No, no, no, I don't know. I don't think she 0:59:17.480 --> 0:59:18.920 knows that he sends money though. 0:59:18.840 --> 0:59:22.840 Okay, I think that the uh. I think that the 0:59:23.480 --> 0:59:29.280 guy coming over here to the States is is kind 0:59:29.280 --> 0:59:32.840 of like scamming and stuff, but he also is as 0:59:32.880 --> 0:59:35.960 long as he's There's no difference in dating and somebody 0:59:36.040 --> 0:59:38.800 dating somebody and having another on the side. You got it, 0:59:38.920 --> 0:59:39.760 just a different countries. 0:59:39.800 --> 0:59:40.680 This is two wide. 0:59:41.320 --> 0:59:46.040 You got you gotta leave your resort. Fleeing at the resort, 0:59:46.320 --> 0:59:49.400 you have your fun, and then you come home and 0:59:49.440 --> 0:59:52.400 live your real life. Yeah, you don't mix your vacation 0:59:52.600 --> 0:59:56.120 life with your real life. That's not how the game works. 0:59:55.920 --> 0:59:58.760 Or has anyone mixed it and has it worked? 0:59:58.800 --> 1:00:03.080 It's my Have you been to Puntakana a couple of times? Man? 1:00:03.680 --> 1:00:05.640 The lady heyleene? What's up? 1:00:08.120 --> 1:00:08.680 Hey? 1:00:09.280 --> 1:00:12.640 So about the man? Who is the woman? 1:00:13.000 --> 1:00:13.240 Yeah? 1:00:13.360 --> 1:00:14.520 That is very. 1:00:14.360 --> 1:00:18.320 Scandalous and petty, but everyone does it. My sister went 1:00:18.400 --> 1:00:23.160 to Africa for thirty months and married a guy for 1:00:23.520 --> 1:00:25.080 ten thousand dollars. 1:00:25.040 --> 1:00:29.440 Whoa really got paid ten thousand dollars to get somebody 1:00:29.440 --> 1:00:37.520 into the US. Really came back with man. She got 1:00:37.520 --> 1:00:41.720 a vacation out of it for free. Basically, how do 1:00:41.760 --> 1:00:45.959 I find that travel agency? Kevin? We can make money, 1:00:46.120 --> 1:00:48.000 you can send you can be sent off to somewhere 1:00:48.080 --> 1:00:50.160 and get paid money to bring somebody back me to 1:00:50.160 --> 1:00:52.120 be honest with you, Yeah, so my mom used to 1:00:52.160 --> 1:00:55.560 get her hair braided by African lady beautiful people. She 1:00:55.640 --> 1:00:58.240 had a daughter offered me six thousand dollars to marry 1:00:58.240 --> 1:01:00.240 her so she can get her green car. And you 1:01:00.280 --> 1:01:03.800 did not remember story. What did your mom think? Did 1:01:03.800 --> 1:01:06.160 your mom think that? I mean my moms well, who 1:01:06.160 --> 1:01:07.680 told me she wanted you to do it? She was like, 1:01:07.720 --> 1:01:10.080 I mean six thousand dollars. I was like, I can't 1:01:10.080 --> 1:01:12.880 go out like that. Think of that car you were 1:01:12.960 --> 1:01:13.720 driving at the time. 1:01:13.760 --> 1:01:16.040 You know, you guys don't have to live together because 1:01:16.040 --> 1:01:18.840 they checked. Now they do like unannounced Yes, they do 1:01:19.000 --> 1:01:22.880 unannounced visits to make sure it's legit and you're living together. 1:01:23.040 --> 1:01:25.320 That's more acceptable to me though, because you knew what 1:01:25.520 --> 1:01:28.800 was going on, like this situation. This woman who's living 1:01:28.800 --> 1:01:30.800 in Detroit with this guy has no idea. 1:01:30.560 --> 1:01:33.000 What the six thousand dollars girl might have a family 1:01:33.040 --> 1:01:37.800 somewhere else. What's up, Shannon Hill? Are you we're doing okay? 1:01:37.840 --> 1:01:38.440 What's going on? 1:01:39.360 --> 1:01:39.640 Good? 1:01:40.320 --> 1:01:40.400 No? 1:01:40.600 --> 1:01:43.200 I know a girl that. 1:01:44.520 --> 1:01:49.000 She got paid to marry this guy. He paid her monthly. 1:01:49.760 --> 1:01:53.800 They lived together, but until he got his US citizenship 1:01:54.680 --> 1:01:55.520 they were married. 1:01:56.080 --> 1:01:58.560 M Andre was she? Where was she from? 1:01:58.800 --> 1:02:00.160 Know about it? 1:02:00.720 --> 1:02:04.720 Where were you from from? 1:02:05.040 --> 1:02:07.720 I'm gonna say either Syria or. 1:02:09.760 --> 1:02:12.640 I'm not sure it. 1:02:12.760 --> 1:02:15.080 Was from Sarah in the Middle East, that's why. 1:02:15.440 --> 1:02:16.760 Yeah, somewhere in the Middle East. 1:02:16.840 --> 1:02:20.040 Yeah, do you know of anybody? 1:02:20.240 --> 1:02:22.800 But you know any in Iraq for Lydia, We're trying 1:02:22.800 --> 1:02:24.760 to see if we can if they got any friends. 1:02:24.960 --> 1:02:28.000 No more voters for me Lydia. Would you do this? 1:02:28.040 --> 1:02:31.520 Would you marry somebody for citizenship to help them out? 1:02:31.840 --> 1:02:33.400 Depends on the money that they're offering. 1:02:34.080 --> 1:02:37.520 What's what's a good amount gotta give me at least, 1:02:37.760 --> 1:02:39.400 you know, half a million dollars? 1:02:40.240 --> 1:02:42.760 How about they give you they give you their family 1:02:42.880 --> 1:02:43.960 gold and goats. 1:02:45.360 --> 1:02:46.720 I can just get the goats from Tony. 1:02:46.840 --> 1:02:50.600 I know what's going on? How you doing, cam? 1:02:50.800 --> 1:02:51.760 Hey, how's it going? 1:02:52.000 --> 1:02:54.960 It's going okay? What's going on? Anna is calling out 1:02:54.960 --> 1:02:57.240 the bartender? This poor guy. By the way, if you're 1:02:57.280 --> 1:03:01.600 a Dominican Republic bartender and Detroit happy, you're not happy 1:03:01.680 --> 1:03:02.800 right now? What's going on? 1:03:04.120 --> 1:03:05.800 Well, so this is another one. 1:03:05.920 --> 1:03:08.800 I have a friend who was dating selling from the 1:03:08.800 --> 1:03:12.040 Middle East as well and got married with them for 1:03:12.080 --> 1:03:13.320 two years, and. 1:03:13.440 --> 1:03:15.960 His wife from overseas. 1:03:15.360 --> 1:03:18.800 Came to her house with her eight kids. 1:03:17.840 --> 1:03:19.600 He was married. 1:03:19.760 --> 1:03:23.800 Did you imagine that doorbell rings? 1:03:25.160 --> 1:03:29.520 He bought her a Mustang, a customized Mustang center with 1:03:29.640 --> 1:03:32.480 their girlfriends and everything, and then she found out he 1:03:32.600 --> 1:03:34.000 was married and had eight kids. 1:03:34.160 --> 1:03:39.720 You know, by the way, that Mustang is not fitting all. 1:03:39.760 --> 1:03:48.120 They love you too, all right, I'm telling you, man, crazy, 1:03:48.400 --> 1:03:50.800 This would be this would be it. I would if 1:03:50.800 --> 1:03:53.240 I if I was ever single, I'd go to some 1:03:53.400 --> 1:03:57.080 island somewhere. That's it. I'm married. I have no problem 1:03:57.120 --> 1:04:01.000 with marrying nat for love, just marrying for citizenship. Really. Yes, 1:04:01.720 --> 1:04:04.800 Chelsea always gets mad at me because of Gino, the 1:04:04.800 --> 1:04:07.720 guy from ninety Day Fiance and his girl. I used 1:04:07.720 --> 1:04:10.160 to always think his girl was like smoking hot. But 1:04:10.600 --> 1:04:13.800 they're always crazy. They always they always turned like nuts 1:04:13.880 --> 1:04:16.480 on that show. So they always never seen that show. 1:04:16.520 --> 1:04:18.439 I don't really need to watch it. Everybody keeps telling 1:04:18.480 --> 1:04:21.320 me that that's good. I like ninety Day Fiance the 1:04:21.360 --> 1:04:25.479 other way where yeah, yeah, you know, you can either 1:04:25.520 --> 1:04:28.600 be the American guy or girl going and meeting the 1:04:28.600 --> 1:04:31.960 person from the foreign land, or now you can be 1:04:32.080 --> 1:04:36.760 the foreign person coming the other one. Where would you go, uh, 1:04:37.200 --> 1:04:41.600 you know what, Philippines. I don't like a long plane flight, 1:04:41.680 --> 1:04:44.240 so I probably would be somewhere in the Caribbean, somewhere 1:04:44.560 --> 1:04:47.360 I don't know, Cuba. I'd go to my name of Cuba. 1:04:47.840 --> 1:04:51.120 Calm down, please, this is Mojo in the Morning. 1:04:51.240 --> 1:04:53.240 All right, it's Mojo in the Morning. Look who's in 1:04:53.240 --> 1:04:57.800 the studio with us Zach Our, director of audio, the 1:04:57.840 --> 1:05:02.320 executive audio director of the show, Zach's been dating this 1:05:02.360 --> 1:05:03.880 girl for a while. I don't even know what her 1:05:03.960 --> 1:05:04.240 name is. 1:05:04.280 --> 1:05:06.520 There's actually a lot that you guys don't know that 1:05:06.520 --> 1:05:08.520 that has happened in the last month. Can I just 1:05:08.520 --> 1:05:12.120 get right into it, please, So my apartment flooded one 1:05:12.200 --> 1:05:15.360 last time, and then they finally moved me the last month, 1:05:15.480 --> 1:05:17.200 I moved into a new apartment. 1:05:17.560 --> 1:05:18.240 Right amen. 1:05:19.160 --> 1:05:21.120 During that time, I have been talking to a girl. 1:05:21.200 --> 1:05:23.120 I don't call her my girlfriend because I'm looking for 1:05:23.160 --> 1:05:25.920 a partner. I feel like I'm more mature than like. 1:05:25.960 --> 1:05:29.080 Whatever, wait her for longer than a month. 1:05:29.680 --> 1:05:33.200 No, no, absolutely this time. Yeah, okay, so this is 1:05:33.240 --> 1:05:37.880 the topic. When did you finally feel like this is serious? 1:05:38.400 --> 1:05:42.080 So during this time in this new place, she she 1:05:42.160 --> 1:05:44.400 got sick and I was wearing headphones, and I thought 1:05:44.480 --> 1:05:47.680 my new apartment started flooding again, But actually she was 1:05:47.720 --> 1:05:52.960 throwing up on the floor. Instead of freaking out, instead 1:05:53.000 --> 1:05:54.680 of like kicking her to the curb, I actually I 1:05:54.800 --> 1:05:56.480 took care of it, and I felt. 1:05:56.160 --> 1:06:00.840 Bad held their hair bed that I love you. 1:06:00.960 --> 1:06:02.720 I think that was like the time where I was like, 1:06:02.840 --> 1:06:04.760 I'm actually like I'm in deep for her. 1:06:04.880 --> 1:06:10.280 I like her a lot. 1:06:13.080 --> 1:06:16.439 All I hear was I thought it was flooding in 1:06:16.440 --> 1:06:21.560 my apartment, like legit, uh food poisoning at a Eastern 1:06:21.640 --> 1:06:24.959 Markets restaurant which shall not. 1:06:24.880 --> 1:06:30.360 Be Wait a second, so let's talk about this. Zach 1:06:30.480 --> 1:06:35.200 is official off the market. Yeah, because she threw up 1:06:35.240 --> 1:06:37.040 in his apartment and he didn't say, get the f 1:06:37.080 --> 1:06:38.600 out of my mind. I think that was how many 1:06:38.600 --> 1:06:41.960 girls have thrown up in your apart you've gotten upset about. 1:06:42.120 --> 1:06:44.480 Not in my apartment. But I did have one other 1:06:44.640 --> 1:06:47.920 girl like in college. You know, you know it's you 1:06:48.080 --> 1:06:50.040 know that you are probably. 1:06:49.680 --> 1:06:54.400 Smitten as uhmitten as I used to say. Uh, I 1:06:54.440 --> 1:06:57.520 never said that, but you know that you are like literally, 1:06:57.920 --> 1:06:59.800 I don't want to say love, but do you say love? 1:06:59.840 --> 1:07:05.600 Like possibly? You know that when you can take care 1:07:05.640 --> 1:07:09.560 of them through an illness like a food sickness like this, Yeah, 1:07:09.840 --> 1:07:11.360 that's amazing. When was she. 1:07:11.680 --> 1:07:13.840 Willing to accept your help? Because if I was puking, 1:07:13.880 --> 1:07:15.480 I don't know if I would want my man right there. 1:07:15.600 --> 1:07:17.920 She was really embarrassed. And that's when like I was 1:07:17.920 --> 1:07:22.080 like listen, everything's okay, Like I'm here, like, yeah, here's 1:07:22.080 --> 1:07:24.920 a bucket, like take a nap. I'm gonna put some 1:07:24.920 --> 1:07:27.200 more headphones on in case he gets sick, just text 1:07:27.280 --> 1:07:28.600 me or so you have a hard time with hair 1:07:28.680 --> 1:07:30.680 and sickness, Yeah, I don't want to get sick. But 1:07:30.760 --> 1:07:32.920 also I was working on my music, Like you can 1:07:32.960 --> 1:07:34.560 take a nap. I'm gonna do my own things. 1:07:34.680 --> 1:07:37.640 That's so cute though, So so she's let me ask you, 1:07:37.880 --> 1:07:43.080 did you have her like brush your teeth? I mean, yeah, yeah, okay. 1:07:43.240 --> 1:07:45.000 That's how wonderful is that? 1:07:45.040 --> 1:07:45.200 Though? 1:07:45.240 --> 1:07:49.360 That you can tell that Zach has a girl. He's 1:07:49.400 --> 1:07:50.320 got it, he's official. 1:07:50.400 --> 1:07:54.400 That is actually a really good point though, to like 1:07:54.640 --> 1:07:59.160 test how much you like somebody, because bodily fluids are 1:07:59.280 --> 1:08:02.600 noises are a tough fun to push through if you 1:08:02.640 --> 1:08:04.960 don't actually really have feelings for somebody. 1:08:05.040 --> 1:08:06.840 Yeah, there are girls that don't like to get sick 1:08:06.880 --> 1:08:09.120 in front of their Like if Chelsea is throwing up, 1:08:09.680 --> 1:08:11.360 she does not want me in the bathroom while she's 1:08:11.360 --> 1:08:14.000 throwing up, Like I want to be there and rubb 1:08:14.000 --> 1:08:16.080 her back and stuff. She's like, don't touch me. 1:08:16.720 --> 1:08:19.479 It's it's probably the same way, but like she just 1:08:19.920 --> 1:08:21.560 didn't make it to the bathroom. 1:08:21.760 --> 1:08:23.880 Unfortunately. It was just one of those moments. Do you 1:08:24.000 --> 1:08:27.479 have Do you have stains anywhere now? Because I threw out. 1:08:27.360 --> 1:08:30.080 The sheets and everything and everything's clean, like I mopped 1:08:30.120 --> 1:08:36.400 it and everything. Yeah, crazy, I do because my apartment flooded, 1:08:36.520 --> 1:08:38.240 so I was. 1:08:38.160 --> 1:08:39.400 Actually just have a mop. 1:08:39.880 --> 1:08:42.519 That is, by the way, interesting though she threw. 1:08:43.920 --> 1:08:46.720 Would you be like like she was getting up on 1:08:46.760 --> 1:08:49.320 the corner of the bed just and then mostly. 1:08:49.000 --> 1:08:49.400 On the floor. 1:08:49.520 --> 1:08:53.280 It's like, I love you, but you can like a 1:08:53.280 --> 1:08:53.880 little faster. 1:08:56.920 --> 1:08:57.960 Does she feel bad about it? 1:08:58.040 --> 1:08:58.120 So? 1:08:58.520 --> 1:08:59.840 Yeah? No not now? 1:09:00.080 --> 1:09:02.120 But did you have to pay you? 1:09:02.200 --> 1:09:06.519 Yeah? She didn't buy your sheets though, right, she didn't 1:09:06.560 --> 1:09:09.240 go by she did? Yeah, she ended up getting me sheets? 1:09:10.040 --> 1:09:15.200 This girl? How much? How many times did you have 1:09:15.240 --> 1:09:16.920 to ask her to do this topic? Because I know 1:09:17.000 --> 1:09:18.760 you you're so fair? Probably like five times? 1:09:20.080 --> 1:09:22.400 He's like, have you actually been seeing this girl that 1:09:22.400 --> 1:09:23.760 you've been keeping a secret from us? 1:09:24.160 --> 1:09:24.960 Like legit? 1:09:25.160 --> 1:09:29.000 Like probably since my birthday? I guess maybe like a 1:09:29.479 --> 1:09:33.120 couple of weeks after when's your birthday? Remember sometime in February. 1:09:33.240 --> 1:09:34.800 Oh my gosh, okay, but. 1:09:34.840 --> 1:09:39.000 Like we've been talking like way longer than in August 1:09:39.760 --> 1:09:40.439 of last year. 1:09:40.479 --> 1:09:41.439 I'm happy for you. 1:09:42.040 --> 1:09:46.280 Why do you look scared when you're talking. Yeah, No, 1:09:46.360 --> 1:09:51.599 I'm not scared. I just feel like we didn't have 1:09:51.640 --> 1:09:54.639 the discussion yet about this. Like I told her he got. 1:09:54.479 --> 1:09:55.480 A hard launcher. 1:09:55.840 --> 1:09:56.080 Yeah? 1:09:57.600 --> 1:09:59.360 Who she is? 1:10:01.200 --> 1:10:01.920 He said her name? 1:10:02.200 --> 1:10:04.800 She did? Why did I not think her name was? 1:10:04.840 --> 1:10:06.360 How you we should call her? 1:10:07.600 --> 1:10:11.040 You don't have a different topic, Shelley, what's going on? 1:10:11.040 --> 1:10:13.000 It's Mojoe in the morning strip club? 1:10:13.120 --> 1:10:14.320 Hey, good morning everybody. 1:10:14.400 --> 1:10:17.959 How are you hey? By the way, real quick, Shelley, 1:10:18.520 --> 1:10:21.360 You're gonna have to say I'm just joking. Oh, I'm 1:10:21.360 --> 1:10:25.920 just joking. Yeah, because you guys make sure that she's 1:10:25.920 --> 1:10:28.240 gonna can you hear me? 1:10:28.280 --> 1:10:28.519 Okay? 1:10:28.760 --> 1:10:30.519 Yeah, all right. 1:10:30.400 --> 1:10:31.639 Well I'm driving on Nashville. 1:10:32.320 --> 1:10:34.720 I just want to say, Zach, because anybody deserves a 1:10:34.800 --> 1:10:35.719 really good woman. 1:10:35.520 --> 1:10:37.320 And to be loved deeply. It is you, young man. 1:10:37.439 --> 1:10:37.760 You are. 1:10:41.439 --> 1:10:42.639 Old enough to be your mom. 1:10:42.680 --> 1:10:44.320 But I tell you, I'm just so proud of you. 1:10:44.320 --> 1:10:46.240 You are such a great kid, and I'm so so 1:10:46.280 --> 1:10:47.600 happy for you, beautiful. 1:10:48.880 --> 1:10:51.559 Yeah, the guy everybody roots for. 1:10:52.640 --> 1:10:55.040 Hey, can we bring this up as a topic, Shelley. 1:10:55.120 --> 1:10:57.040 I want to bring this up as a topic. When 1:10:57.080 --> 1:10:59.519 did you know that you guys were officially like dating 1:10:59.640 --> 1:11:02.680 for She threw up in his bed. When did you 1:11:02.720 --> 1:11:06.200 officially know that this was a relationship and more than 1:11:06.280 --> 1:11:10.400 just a hookup partner? Because you know, he said she 1:11:10.520 --> 1:11:13.040 threw up in his bed, and he wasn't worried about 1:11:13.040 --> 1:11:15.519 his bed, he was more worried about her. That's when 1:11:15.560 --> 1:11:19.479 you know that that's a good relationship, that's something that's solid. 1:11:20.320 --> 1:11:21.040 When did you know? 1:11:22.880 --> 1:11:25.280 Listen, it's been so long ago. I think I might 1:11:25.280 --> 1:11:28.800 have been. I don't know. I'm trying to think. Oh, 1:11:28.840 --> 1:11:31.360 you know what it was for me? Was I slide 1:11:33.160 --> 1:11:36.560 when I when I pushed her on the swing and 1:11:37.040 --> 1:11:40.000 she could get out of the little kiddy one and 1:11:40.040 --> 1:11:42.000 be on her own south No, you know what for 1:11:42.080 --> 1:11:44.400 me was I had a brand new car. I went 1:11:44.400 --> 1:11:46.040 out and bought. It was my first brand new car 1:11:46.080 --> 1:11:50.160 I ever bought. And Chelsea had like a little used 1:11:50.320 --> 1:11:55.720 Honda Civic and she her car was not a great car, 1:11:55.840 --> 1:11:58.760 didn't have air conditioning. We were living in Arizona, and 1:11:58.840 --> 1:12:01.880 I gave her my card drive and I drove. I 1:12:01.960 --> 1:12:04.840 drove her car. That's when I realized. I was like, man, 1:12:04.920 --> 1:12:09.400 I must love her as I'm sweating my fat in 1:12:09.439 --> 1:12:09.800 their car. 1:12:10.880 --> 1:12:16.080 When I realized about my ex husband Yeah, we had 1:12:16.160 --> 1:12:16.960 such a great thing. 1:12:17.040 --> 1:12:17.920 I mean had a dog. 1:12:18.080 --> 1:12:19.400 His name was Buck. 1:12:19.560 --> 1:12:22.920 He was a beautiful golden retriever. He made Buck stop 1:12:22.680 --> 1:12:25.200 start sleeping on the floor because I was tired of 1:12:25.240 --> 1:12:25.599 dogg here. 1:12:29.800 --> 1:12:35.760 Yeah, does hate you still? Thank you, appreciate what was 1:12:35.800 --> 1:12:36.759 your Shannon? You remember? 1:12:36.920 --> 1:12:37.400 Honestly? 1:12:37.520 --> 1:12:39.920 And this is so like cliche, but the first time 1:12:39.960 --> 1:12:42.640 I saw Wes interact with my kids and that was 1:12:42.680 --> 1:12:46.520 like that was a lot of months into our relationship, 1:12:46.600 --> 1:12:49.360 but that's when I was like, Okay, solidified this. 1:12:49.360 --> 1:12:50.679 This is a really great guy. 1:12:50.800 --> 1:12:53.519 That's cool. That's that's neat to know that, you know 1:12:53.560 --> 1:12:55.519 what I mean, Like that they're not looking at them 1:12:55.560 --> 1:12:58.400 as anything other than like their children, you know what 1:12:58.439 --> 1:12:58.760 I mean? 1:12:58.840 --> 1:13:01.160 Like they like I was invisible and he was so 1:13:01.240 --> 1:13:02.320 focused on them And. 1:13:02.880 --> 1:13:06.280 Kevin, when did you with hold on a second? And uh, 1:13:11.080 --> 1:13:11.920 I'm going through. 1:13:14.439 --> 1:13:14.559 Now. 1:13:15.520 --> 1:13:17.360 I feel I want to do the Pad Pablo song 1:13:18.080 --> 1:13:22.080 Pet Pablo frequently, Zach. 1:13:21.920 --> 1:13:23.479 Have you farted in front of each other yet? 1:13:24.080 --> 1:13:24.320 Yeah? 1:13:24.400 --> 1:13:29.559 So that's how I got hemorrhoids the first time, holding 1:13:29.600 --> 1:13:31.519 it in because I was holding it in. And then 1:13:32.160 --> 1:13:35.000 she got me like the following week, she got me 1:13:35.080 --> 1:13:38.400 a care package that said, hanging with you hasn't has 1:13:38.439 --> 1:13:41.720 been anything but spitty And then she got me like 1:13:41.720 --> 1:13:43.000 poopa ri and. 1:13:42.920 --> 1:13:46.840 Like so fun like her. 1:13:46.960 --> 1:13:49.479 Yeah, yeah, we like her. She's cool, she's great. So 1:13:49.800 --> 1:13:53.800 question when you first met her, did you guys, were 1:13:53.840 --> 1:13:55.880 you guys just hanging buddies for a little bit or 1:13:55.880 --> 1:13:57.320 did you ask her out on a date? And that's 1:13:57.360 --> 1:13:58.240 not it. 1:13:58.320 --> 1:14:01.879 First went on a date. It was kind of hanging buddies, 1:14:01.880 --> 1:14:05.360 but it was more like, hey, what are you doing tomorrow? 1:14:06.120 --> 1:14:07.760 Like I met her one day and then it was 1:14:07.800 --> 1:14:09.599 the next day as her out right at the first 1:14:09.600 --> 1:14:12.040 I was like, let's do drinks. I want to know 1:14:12.120 --> 1:14:13.200 more about you. 1:14:13.360 --> 1:14:17.640 Wow? Did you when do you know when to go 1:14:17.680 --> 1:14:19.799 in for like kisses and stuff like that like with somebody. 1:14:19.800 --> 1:14:22.719 Oh that took me like probably like three days after 1:14:22.880 --> 1:14:25.000 So you did not on that first date of going 1:14:25.000 --> 1:14:25.639 out for drinks? 1:14:25.720 --> 1:14:25.920 Yeah? 1:14:26.080 --> 1:14:28.040 Now did you give her a hug? Like yeah, just 1:14:28.040 --> 1:14:30.280 like a goodbye like type hug? Did you feel her 1:14:30.320 --> 1:14:35.599 movies and stuff like it was amazing? You know, against 1:14:36.280 --> 1:14:39.200 it was amazing? See what that's all about. I will 1:14:39.240 --> 1:14:42.040 tell you that I agree with was it Sandy who 1:14:42.080 --> 1:14:43.800 was the first caller that we just had Was it 1:14:43.800 --> 1:14:56.080 Sandy hold On, It wasn't Jamal Shelley? Was Shelly Shelley? 1:14:56.400 --> 1:15:01.000 So Shelley? So Shelley is right. I want nothing but 1:15:01.320 --> 1:15:04.000 Zach's love it like I want him to have like 1:15:04.040 --> 1:15:06.760 the I want you. I want. If there's anybody that 1:15:06.880 --> 1:15:09.320 I want to see when a lottery, it would be you. 1:15:09.920 --> 1:15:13.800 If there's any if there's anybody, yeah, over you, If 1:15:13.800 --> 1:15:15.880 there's anybody that I want to see have like a 1:15:15.960 --> 1:15:21.439 happy like I'm telling you, like seriously, like. 1:15:21.520 --> 1:15:26.760 The rest of us can be miserable, but you you. 1:15:27.840 --> 1:15:30.519 He deserves it. Man, guy, the guy has had, you know, 1:15:30.680 --> 1:15:33.000 not the easiest of lives. But also the other thing too, 1:15:33.040 --> 1:15:34.519 is he doesn't let that hold him back. 1:15:34.760 --> 1:15:37.840 You know, he's such a ray of sunshine. 1:15:38.040 --> 1:15:41.320 Thanks guys. When are we meeting her? Party of Mojo's? 1:15:41.560 --> 1:15:46.400 Oh okay, don't you have a plus one this Friday? 1:15:46.400 --> 1:15:47.240 You should bring her. 1:15:50.360 --> 1:15:54.599 Somebody? So, I I guess I I think I might 1:15:54.640 --> 1:15:56.840 have met her, but I don't. Somebody said that I have, 1:15:57.080 --> 1:15:58.840 so I didn't know what she looks like. So I 1:15:58.880 --> 1:16:00.840 looked up a picture of her. Nice. Can I be 1:16:00.840 --> 1:16:03.960 honest with you? Yeah? You have way out kicked your coverage, 1:16:04.600 --> 1:16:07.280 like she is really like I look at I'm like, wow, 1:16:07.479 --> 1:16:13.000 zach Man, she must have a long dong, long dong 1:16:13.200 --> 1:16:24.600 silver of all trades over here. I can't believe that 1:16:24.640 --> 1:16:28.160 this hasn't gotten any calls from everybody else. No, but 1:16:28.200 --> 1:16:29.920 I know, but this is such a good topic of 1:16:29.960 --> 1:16:35.280 when did you realize that your relationship was like really official, 1:16:35.320 --> 1:16:38.400 like official official, because it's there are It's not the 1:16:38.439 --> 1:16:41.439 moments of we went on a date, you know or whatever. 1:16:41.680 --> 1:16:44.000 It's like those moments like Zach had that are like 1:16:44.040 --> 1:16:48.040 the instrumental moments in a relationship. 1:16:47.880 --> 1:16:51.360 Or like sometimes getting lost on a vacation, that's when 1:16:51.400 --> 1:16:54.960 you know, like okay, I need my passenger pincess to 1:16:55.760 --> 1:16:58.080 get the f out of her phone and look at 1:16:58.080 --> 1:16:59.639 a map like I don't. 1:16:59.479 --> 1:17:06.000 Know life, hold on, I got one. Here we go, Colleen. 1:17:06.040 --> 1:17:07.880 What's up? Colleen? Is Mojo in the morning. Hi? 1:17:09.200 --> 1:17:09.400 Hi? 1:17:10.200 --> 1:17:12.559 About twelve years ago, I was on vacation. 1:17:12.760 --> 1:17:17.640 What's my then husband, I mean boyfriend now husband, and 1:17:17.720 --> 1:17:20.200 I couldn't sleep. There was a skylight above our bad 1:17:20.280 --> 1:17:25.519 letting in all this light, and he found a black 1:17:25.600 --> 1:17:26.360 sock of his. 1:17:26.439 --> 1:17:28.640 And I head band of mine and made me like 1:17:28.680 --> 1:17:30.240 a d y sleep mask. 1:17:33.640 --> 1:17:36.240 Yeah, oh my god. 1:17:36.160 --> 1:17:39.160 I was using his sock sleep mass of all asleep. 1:17:42.040 --> 1:17:45.920 It's an awe moment, so beautiful, Colleen. I love to 1:17:45.960 --> 1:17:49.920 hear that his dirty frigging sock. Now she's got a 1:17:50.000 --> 1:17:53.360 foot fungus on her face, Jamal, what's going on? 1:17:55.080 --> 1:17:56.040 Hey, what's going on? 1:17:56.160 --> 1:17:58.759 So the day that I knew I was very serious 1:17:58.800 --> 1:18:03.679 about Mary and my wife was the day that we 1:18:03.720 --> 1:18:06.920 went to her sister's birthday party. 1:18:07.360 --> 1:18:10.000 And this day was just full of just like drinks 1:18:10.080 --> 1:18:13.240 and partying and everything. I already knew that I was 1:18:13.240 --> 1:18:16.200 going to talk to her, her dad, and her brother 1:18:16.400 --> 1:18:20.280 about her hand in marriage. But coincidentally, she ended up 1:18:20.320 --> 1:18:24.640 getting like super drunk that day. She literally couldn't remember anything. 1:18:25.320 --> 1:18:27.880 So when we finally got got. 1:18:27.560 --> 1:18:31.160 Home, she couldn't even she couldn't even understand where she 1:18:31.400 --> 1:18:32.240 actually was. 1:18:32.320 --> 1:18:34.599 She actually thought that she was at the store and. 1:18:34.600 --> 1:18:36.759 She was sitting on my mom's couch, and the whole. 1:18:36.520 --> 1:18:39.400 Time she kept saying, yeah, Jamal's going to take me home. 1:18:39.960 --> 1:18:41.200 We're going to be home soon. 1:18:41.479 --> 1:18:45.040 And then probably like a couple of minutes later, she 1:18:45.160 --> 1:18:46.120 started throwing. 1:18:45.920 --> 1:18:46.800 Up real bad. 1:18:47.160 --> 1:18:50.320 And that moment, like I had to put a bucket 1:18:50.439 --> 1:18:54.160 next to the bed, and I actually told her the 1:18:54.200 --> 1:18:57.360 next day, like, yeah, I asked your dad and your 1:18:57.400 --> 1:19:00.719 brother for your hand in marriage, and I really knew 1:19:00.760 --> 1:19:04.160 that I wanted to marry her when she uh, you know, 1:19:04.280 --> 1:19:06.040 when I had her at her drunkest moment. 1:19:08.280 --> 1:19:15.680 Well, yeah, at least at least it wasn't that she said, yes, 1:19:15.800 --> 1:19:17.960 she sobered up the next day and you told her that, 1:19:18.080 --> 1:19:18.800 you know that thing? 1:19:19.160 --> 1:19:19.439 Yeah? 1:19:19.560 --> 1:19:21.639 Yeah, But I think I think what he's getting around 1:19:21.680 --> 1:19:25.200 to is that she got sick and he realized exactly 1:19:25.280 --> 1:19:27.080 he wasn't trying to do a bill cosby there. It 1:19:27.120 --> 1:19:31.439 wasn't like, what's going on, John, how you doing? 1:19:32.600 --> 1:19:34.240 Hey, guys, that's the what you're doing this morning. 1:19:34.280 --> 1:19:37.960 We're so happy you heard the news. Zach cleaned up, 1:19:38.040 --> 1:19:39.120 throw up, what's happening? 1:19:40.800 --> 1:19:44.919 That's hey, I've been there, done that. But with uh, 1:19:45.240 --> 1:19:47.360 when I realized that I was gonna stay with my 1:19:47.400 --> 1:19:50.200 wife forever, it was she met me when I was 1:19:50.240 --> 1:19:53.120 at my lowest, and I mean absolutely, I had no license. 1:19:53.160 --> 1:19:55.880 I was on the brink of losing my apartment. I 1:19:55.920 --> 1:19:58.599 mean I was losing everything. She stayed with me, even 1:19:58.600 --> 1:20:01.880 though her family told not to stay with me because 1:20:01.960 --> 1:20:05.400 I was not worth it. She's the one that got 1:20:05.439 --> 1:20:08.960 me to build myself back up, to get a job, 1:20:09.120 --> 1:20:11.200 to push me to do these things. She helped me 1:20:11.240 --> 1:20:14.200 pay my insurance thing off because I got into an 1:20:14.240 --> 1:20:16.600 accident and she helped me with that. She helped me 1:20:16.640 --> 1:20:21.120 through everything. Now we have a kid, a house, I worked, 1:20:21.280 --> 1:20:24.000 I'm a Maleman and I have everything to. 1:20:25.680 --> 1:20:25.920 Wow. 1:20:27.439 --> 1:20:29.519 And her parents and family love you now. 1:20:29.560 --> 1:20:32.720 Huh Oh, they absolutely love me. I got out with 1:20:32.760 --> 1:20:35.640 her dad all the time and it's it's great. Like 1:20:35.720 --> 1:20:37.920 a lot of her immediate family, but a lot of 1:20:37.920 --> 1:20:40.840 like her outside family just did not believe in me. 1:20:40.920 --> 1:20:44.599 And that's great. And see that. I'm telling you, when 1:20:44.640 --> 1:20:47.240 somebody can love you through the lowest of lows, they 1:20:47.240 --> 1:20:49.840 can really be there. Yeah, to be there for the 1:20:49.920 --> 1:20:51.200 highest the highs. What's up, Kelly. 1:20:53.560 --> 1:20:56.040 I was dating this guy for a while. 1:20:56.040 --> 1:20:57.519 I didn't even really know we were dating. 1:20:57.520 --> 1:20:59.720 We were just kind of talking and I had two 1:20:59.760 --> 1:21:03.080 kids from a previous marriage and I didn't really know 1:21:03.120 --> 1:21:04.479 how he was going to freak out about it. He 1:21:04.560 --> 1:21:06.840 knew I had him, but he never met him or. 1:21:06.800 --> 1:21:07.599 Anything like that. 1:21:08.000 --> 1:21:10.040 While I was talking in conversation, I was like, I 1:21:10.080 --> 1:21:12.519 have to find a place because my type cro was 1:21:12.560 --> 1:21:14.640 over at my apartment and it was like, well, just 1:21:14.640 --> 1:21:16.960 come stay with me and you could just bring your kids. 1:21:16.960 --> 1:21:20.000 And I was shocked, and the persons then he I've 1:21:20.040 --> 1:21:24.680 never left and he has been there for me through everything. 1:21:25.560 --> 1:21:28.519 He's raised two kids that aren't even his too sweet. 1:21:29.680 --> 1:21:33.160 Oh yeah, so Zach, she seems like a keeper. 1:21:33.200 --> 1:21:34.559 If you can pick up her throw. 1:21:34.479 --> 1:21:37.480 Up appreciate that's incredible. 1:21:38.320 --> 1:21:40.599 All these stories now are incredible. That makes me happy. 1:21:40.640 --> 1:21:43.560 This is good, good stuff. What's going on? Jenny? There? 1:21:44.080 --> 1:21:46.960 Hey, So I knew that my man was going to 1:21:47.000 --> 1:21:48.640 be my man when we were in the car. I 1:21:48.680 --> 1:21:51.000 had a bake pony till in it was getting tight. 1:21:51.040 --> 1:21:53.240 It was early morning, and I was trying to take 1:21:53.280 --> 1:21:56.080 it out while he was driving and it was getting stuck. 1:21:56.120 --> 1:21:58.120 So he reached over and helped me take my rubber 1:21:58.120 --> 1:21:59.639 band and weave out and. 1:21:59.560 --> 1:22:01.040 Then he's got massage of my scalp. 1:22:01.160 --> 1:22:02.960 I said, oh, yeah, you're mine, because what man is 1:22:03.040 --> 1:22:04.240 go help me take some lee out? 1:22:04.439 --> 1:22:17.160 Isn't that a fast Jenna, Jenniko is a sweet, nice 1:22:17.200 --> 1:22:20.920 story and you got that even grabbing hair ever since? 1:22:21.200 --> 1:22:25.600 Wow, I ever did. 1:22:27.760 --> 1:22:32.320 Detroit Tims, Mesquite and Grand sim Vick Simy and I 1:22:32.479 --> 1:22:34.520 Ared Radio Station guaranteed. 1:22:36.000 --> 1:22:43.960 Three great radio stations, one stupid show. Mojo in the Morning. Alright, 1:22:44.160 --> 1:22:46.600 it is Mojo in the Morning. Good to have you 1:22:46.680 --> 1:22:48.599 guys here with us. Can I tell you what I'm 1:22:48.640 --> 1:22:50.400 really obsessed with lately? And I don't know if you 1:22:50.479 --> 1:22:53.000 guys will relate to this, because if you don't have it, 1:22:53.120 --> 1:22:58.160 you may not do this. Flesh lights, No, I'm not. No, 1:22:58.760 --> 1:23:02.960 you're guessing crape. No no, no, no, no, no, it 1:23:03.000 --> 1:23:04.519 has nothing to do with that. Let me just get 1:23:04.560 --> 1:23:06.720 into the story. I was just saying that. That was 1:23:06.800 --> 1:23:10.200 actually just me setting up the conversation. I really didn't 1:23:10.240 --> 1:23:15.560 need any participations. I am obsessed with ring alerts. I 1:23:15.600 --> 1:23:17.599 don't know if you have If you have a ring camera, 1:23:17.920 --> 1:23:21.920 you get ring alerts. If you're in your settings there 1:23:22.040 --> 1:23:24.000 you say it's okay to get ring alerts. And they're 1:23:24.000 --> 1:23:27.280 basically the alerts that come up from other ring users 1:23:27.360 --> 1:23:29.600 of things that are going on in the neighborhood. And 1:23:29.760 --> 1:23:33.120 I say this facetiously, I am not really obsessed with 1:23:33.240 --> 1:23:35.400 ring alerts. I actually want to stop this thing. But 1:23:35.479 --> 1:23:37.479 I know that the moment that I stopped the ring alerts. 1:23:37.760 --> 1:23:40.160 It's going to say that there's some kind of a 1:23:40.400 --> 1:23:43.120 crazed man on the loose and he's in my neighborhood, 1:23:43.439 --> 1:23:45.360 and I'm not going to actually get the alert because 1:23:45.400 --> 1:23:49.920 I stopped because ready for this one. Everything from a 1:23:50.200 --> 1:23:52.960 tiger that looks like a cat is on the loose, 1:23:53.320 --> 1:23:55.200 I actually put these, by the way, a cat that 1:23:55.240 --> 1:23:59.519 looks like a tiger, A tiger looking like a cat 1:23:59.640 --> 1:24:01.160 is on the loose. That was one of the ones 1:24:01.200 --> 1:24:03.479 that would happen in my neighborhood, which, by the way, 1:24:04.360 --> 1:24:06.519 I put these in my prep. If you want to 1:24:07.200 --> 1:24:08.800 use these and look at these, you guys can go 1:24:08.880 --> 1:24:12.599 look at my mojo topics that I put in because 1:24:12.600 --> 1:24:14.240 I actually got it. And if you look at the 1:24:14.320 --> 1:24:17.320 picture of the tiger, it kind of does just look 1:24:17.400 --> 1:24:20.640 like a cat. It does not look like as I 1:24:20.680 --> 1:24:22.880 don't know. It says a tiger looking like a cat 1:24:23.360 --> 1:24:24.880 is on the loose, which I think he meant a 1:24:24.960 --> 1:24:27.600 cat looking like a tiger, like you thought too, but 1:24:27.720 --> 1:24:30.160 it just looks like a cat. To the other one 1:24:30.360 --> 1:24:33.559 is someone is breaking into cars. I like that one. 1:24:34.600 --> 1:24:37.320 To another one that I have is who lost power? 1:24:37.520 --> 1:24:39.800 I always get those it's always people. 1:24:40.400 --> 1:24:40.559 Two. 1:24:41.200 --> 1:24:45.080 I found your five, yes, five parrots. Did you hear it? 1:24:45.160 --> 1:24:50.080 See this one? Look at this? Somebody actually put this 1:24:50.160 --> 1:24:53.360 in It says maybe someone has lost their parrots. There 1:24:53.400 --> 1:24:56.560 are five of them flying together, lime green, and I 1:24:56.680 --> 1:25:00.960 think one is dark blue and has orange feet. This 1:25:01.120 --> 1:25:03.760 was described. This was two point eight miles away from 1:25:03.760 --> 1:25:05.880 my house that this happened, and it was on like 1:25:05.960 --> 1:25:09.160 a power of wire that it was that it was happening. 1:25:09.280 --> 1:25:11.880 That I look at these ring alerts all the time. 1:25:12.000 --> 1:25:13.479 And when I look at these ring alerts, I think 1:25:13.520 --> 1:25:17.200 to myself, why are people actually doing this, going out 1:25:17.280 --> 1:25:19.120 taking a picture of it and then sending it to 1:25:19.160 --> 1:25:21.160 everybody else? You have that much time on your hands 1:25:21.200 --> 1:25:24.240 that you're doing this. But then I realize, if you're 1:25:24.280 --> 1:25:26.439 the person that lost your birds, you're gonna want to 1:25:26.479 --> 1:25:30.040 know where the want. I've seen a crazy one. I 1:25:30.120 --> 1:25:32.080 sent there as a topic with a picture because I 1:25:32.080 --> 1:25:32.720 couldn't believe it. 1:25:32.960 --> 1:25:33.720 This is what it is. 1:25:34.360 --> 1:25:36.559 It's a picture of a dog that looked like it's 1:25:36.640 --> 1:25:39.960 been through some things and is it found him last 1:25:40.120 --> 1:25:43.320 October and we've been looking for his owner. They done 1:25:43.439 --> 1:25:47.479 kept this dog since last and they're still trying. 1:25:47.280 --> 1:25:49.760 To post it. What hell, it's almost on Sober Dog. 1:25:49.960 --> 1:25:50.839 We're in October. 1:25:51.560 --> 1:25:54.840 Why why do they not tell the first time they're posting? 1:25:55.280 --> 1:25:57.840 Yeah, what is it? Why you know? We kept them? 1:25:57.920 --> 1:26:01.160 We tried, We don't like them anymore? Is his owners 1:26:01.160 --> 1:26:01.760 still looking for. 1:26:02.520 --> 1:26:04.120 You would say that, you would think that you would 1:26:04.200 --> 1:26:07.120 let somebody excellently know ahead of time. There's some children 1:26:07.200 --> 1:26:10.040 right now that lost their pet, their family pet, and 1:26:10.120 --> 1:26:13.479 it's not there. Eight four four Mojo Live eight four 1:26:13.520 --> 1:26:15.360 four six six five six five four eight. I want 1:26:15.400 --> 1:26:19.040 to know what's the craziest neighborhood watch alert that you've 1:26:19.080 --> 1:26:21.800 ever seen? Either on ring or I know that you 1:26:22.080 --> 1:26:24.560 might have a Facebook page. We also have a neighborhood 1:26:24.600 --> 1:26:28.720 Facebook page too. And aside from the people that are 1:26:28.920 --> 1:26:31.519 trying to find somebody that you know, can fix something 1:26:31.560 --> 1:26:33.600 at their house, does anybody know a reputable, you know, 1:26:33.720 --> 1:26:37.879 whatever it is? Aside from that, it's usually the complaining neighbors. 1:26:38.000 --> 1:26:40.280 And it's always the three that are by my house. 1:26:40.320 --> 1:26:42.840 And one of the people's names is Karen, and she's 1:26:42.960 --> 1:26:46.439 always she's always complaining. And her real name is Karen 1:26:46.479 --> 1:26:50.040 for some reason, because it attaches to your real Facebook. 1:26:51.160 --> 1:26:51.919 In college. 1:26:53.040 --> 1:26:55.519 We had ring cameras or my friends had ring cameras 1:26:55.560 --> 1:26:58.840 outside of their college houses, and it was so funny 1:26:58.880 --> 1:27:01.240 to watch them after a night out because you could 1:27:01.280 --> 1:27:04.720 see how everyone stumbled in or somebody fell before they 1:27:04.760 --> 1:27:05.960 got to the front door. 1:27:06.400 --> 1:27:09.280 Did anybody ever ring alert the entire neighborhood about them 1:27:09.400 --> 1:27:11.000 at all? Or no it ever come up, not that 1:27:11.120 --> 1:27:11.600 I know of. 1:27:11.880 --> 1:27:14.360 But shoot, that was the east Land scene, so that 1:27:14.560 --> 1:27:15.519 probably some crazy things. 1:27:16.160 --> 1:27:17.560 Actually. You know what's funny, I should sign up for 1:27:17.560 --> 1:27:19.720 East Lancing once because of Luke's you know. 1:27:20.040 --> 1:27:23.160 The apartment all the time, there has to be stuff 1:27:23.160 --> 1:27:23.320 on it. 1:27:23.400 --> 1:27:25.000 What would I do if I had it? And said 1:27:25.520 --> 1:27:29.080 semi long haired guy that looks like Morgan Wallin, you 1:27:29.240 --> 1:27:32.000 know what I mean? Like, but can I tell you 1:27:32.080 --> 1:27:33.880 that the thing? Chelsea gets mad at me when I 1:27:33.960 --> 1:27:35.880 call her up, Like I'll call her sometimes if we're 1:27:35.920 --> 1:27:37.840 here at work and I'll say, hey, the ring alert 1:27:38.000 --> 1:27:39.920 just went off and somebody said that there's a guy 1:27:40.120 --> 1:27:43.160 going door to door, you know, trying to sell windows 1:27:43.200 --> 1:27:45.479 and they think he's a scammer. And she'll go, I'll 1:27:45.520 --> 1:27:48.040 handle it, like she's like, she's she's like, you don't 1:27:48.120 --> 1:27:49.880 have to call and tell me that alert. She doesn't 1:27:49.920 --> 1:27:52.360 want me to alert her about the alert that happened. 1:27:53.200 --> 1:27:58.800 Ann a listener, Anna not Ariana, rob here, Diana, good 1:27:58.920 --> 1:28:00.439 morning happening. 1:28:02.240 --> 1:28:02.679 Hi there. 1:28:03.560 --> 1:28:06.400 Well it's not really the craziest alert, but I thought 1:28:06.439 --> 1:28:08.240 it was kind of funny. In the middle of the 1:28:08.320 --> 1:28:12.120 night last night, I got an alert someone said what 1:28:12.439 --> 1:28:15.800 was that noise? And then there were a couple of responses. 1:28:16.040 --> 1:28:20.240 The next response was how long is the string? And 1:28:20.320 --> 1:28:23.080 then the next response was how high is the sky? 1:28:23.800 --> 1:28:24.519 I thought it was so. 1:28:24.680 --> 1:28:28.240 Goofy like because the person didn't indicate what the noise 1:28:28.400 --> 1:28:29.240 was or were they were. 1:28:30.960 --> 1:28:33.760 Can I tell you something mine That happens all the time. 1:28:34.040 --> 1:28:36.080 Did anybody else just hear that noise? 1:28:36.800 --> 1:28:38.320 And it's like, well, what was the noise? 1:28:39.560 --> 1:28:39.760 Yeah? 1:28:40.240 --> 1:28:40.719 Exactly. 1:28:41.080 --> 1:28:45.320 Although I get how I get worried because we get 1:28:45.360 --> 1:28:47.280 some of those ring alerts sometimes, and one of the 1:28:47.360 --> 1:28:51.200 ring alerts was I just heard gunshots, Yes, And then 1:28:51.240 --> 1:28:54.520 you never get the answer to what was the gunshots? 1:28:54.880 --> 1:28:57.800 And you start realizing, I mean, who knows, it could 1:28:57.840 --> 1:29:00.400 have been a car backfiring, it could have been any 1:29:01.040 --> 1:29:04.920 firework or whatever. The funny thing is, I got a 1:29:05.000 --> 1:29:08.559 guy with a cannon in my neighborhood. And nobody's alerting 1:29:08.600 --> 1:29:11.320 anybody about the cannon guy, but they're alerting you about 1:29:11.439 --> 1:29:13.479 the birds flying in this sky. What's going on? How 1:29:13.520 --> 1:29:14.280 you doing? Unique? 1:29:15.680 --> 1:29:15.880 Hey? 1:29:16.040 --> 1:29:17.040 How you doing good? 1:29:17.080 --> 1:29:19.040 I love that name. You've never been on with us? 1:29:19.120 --> 1:29:19.360 Have you. 1:29:21.080 --> 1:29:24.000 Once before? Okay? Well, nice to have you back, Unique, 1:29:24.000 --> 1:29:24.519 what's happening? 1:29:25.920 --> 1:29:26.320 Thank you? 1:29:27.160 --> 1:29:27.679 Uh well. 1:29:28.400 --> 1:29:30.840 The ring alert that I got for the neighborhood was 1:29:30.960 --> 1:29:32.720 when I was in I moved to Arizona for a 1:29:32.760 --> 1:29:35.400 little while, and we got an alert that there were 1:29:35.479 --> 1:29:37.520 hobilinas in the neighborhood. 1:29:38.040 --> 1:29:40.120 Have you ever seen what a habelena is. It's a 1:29:40.200 --> 1:29:43.920 wild pig. Have you ever seen one before? No? 1:29:44.160 --> 1:29:45.320 I didn't see it personally. 1:29:45.479 --> 1:29:46.519 I'm so glad, but. 1:29:46.680 --> 1:29:48.639 It's one of the reasons why I moved back to Detroit. 1:29:48.960 --> 1:29:53.240 Unique, Chelsea and I used to live in Tucson and I, 1:29:53.640 --> 1:29:58.360 backing out of our driveway almost hit a hovelena. Oh 1:29:58.479 --> 1:30:01.880 my god, it looked like a awesome it's the it's 1:30:02.120 --> 1:30:03.880 you know what it looks like. It looks like the 1:30:05.439 --> 1:30:08.040 from it looks like lion king. Yeah. 1:30:08.560 --> 1:30:10.840 Yeah, I saw one for the very first time when 1:30:10.880 --> 1:30:12.439 Wes and I were in the south of France over 1:30:12.439 --> 1:30:12.840 the summer. 1:30:12.920 --> 1:30:16.680 They have they're scary. Oh the one I saw was not. 1:30:19.040 --> 1:30:25.080 Yeah, what's the song from a Lion King? Which a 1:30:25.200 --> 1:30:32.240 wonderful I love it? What a wonderful friend. What's going on, Lauren? 1:30:32.320 --> 1:30:36.960 I'm filling the sing along, Lauren. 1:30:37.320 --> 1:30:42.200 So so in Leonard, which is like northeastern Oakland County, 1:30:42.680 --> 1:30:44.000 they are constantly. 1:30:43.800 --> 1:30:48.840 Cows that are on the loose. Oh my god, wow. Yeah, 1:30:48.880 --> 1:30:50.320 they'll just be like in the middle of the road. 1:30:50.680 --> 1:30:52.599 They take a photo of the cow and post. 1:30:52.680 --> 1:30:56.560 So yes, yes, lots of photos, big black house. 1:30:56.479 --> 1:31:01.160 Whoa and they have like the the what is it 1:31:01.400 --> 1:31:04.000 just randomly walking around randomly out there. 1:31:04.200 --> 1:31:04.400 Yeah. 1:31:04.439 --> 1:31:07.240 They they get out from the farm where they live 1:31:07.360 --> 1:31:09.880 and they just just roam the streets of Hunnards. 1:31:10.320 --> 1:31:13.160 I wonder if people like bring them home, like, you know, 1:31:13.439 --> 1:31:15.360 would you keep that for a year like you would 1:31:15.400 --> 1:31:17.759 keep somebody's pat what's going on? Jamar? 1:31:19.360 --> 1:31:19.479 Oh? 1:31:19.560 --> 1:31:22.160 Yeah, I was ill text you guys, but you guys, 1:31:22.520 --> 1:31:23.320 So I got an. 1:31:23.200 --> 1:31:26.519 Alert once before from ringing and saying that has anybody 1:31:26.640 --> 1:31:28.320 seen the neighbor NICKI in the backyard? No? 1:31:29.560 --> 1:31:32.400 Was, I have seen her in the backyard naked multiple times, 1:31:32.439 --> 1:31:35.360 and it went on for day to both different notifications. 1:31:35.360 --> 1:31:39.160 It's just it was hilarious. What time, what neighborhood is 1:31:39.200 --> 1:31:43.439 as it's in Bedford, Michigan. Okay, all right, those are 1:31:43.520 --> 1:31:45.479 good ones, by the way. See I get the boring 1:31:45.600 --> 1:31:47.320 ones in my neighborhood. You get the good ones. You 1:31:47.360 --> 1:31:50.679 get the naked neighbor. What's going on, Matt? How you doing. 1:31:52.280 --> 1:31:53.360 Good? 1:31:53.439 --> 1:31:55.519 While we were talking about this topic? You just got 1:31:55.560 --> 1:31:56.880 the alert? What was the alert for her? 1:31:58.760 --> 1:32:01.840 What internet services got or expinity or comb all the time? 1:32:02.560 --> 1:32:03.160 All the time? 1:32:03.320 --> 1:32:03.519 Why? 1:32:03.880 --> 1:32:07.160 And people? People, for some reason will there'll be like 1:32:07.400 --> 1:32:11.160 fifty different responses to that whole thing. You should put 1:32:11.200 --> 1:32:14.720 back up there. What's your favorite color? Eminem? Which one 1:32:14.760 --> 1:32:17.840 tastes better? Yeah? See what they say. 1:32:18.040 --> 1:32:25.120 But with that said, matta it means no worries una matata. 1:32:26.560 --> 1:32:28.600 What a wonderful phrase. 1:32:29.080 --> 1:32:34.080 Here we gouna matata, no person graz. 1:32:35.560 --> 1:32:36.280 It means. 1:32:38.800 --> 1:32:39.360 Of the day. 1:32:52.560 --> 1:32:56.080 If you're weird, crazy, sometimes stupid and clinging, it's just 1:32:56.280 --> 1:32:58.280 like us. This is Georgia morning. 1:32:58.880 --> 1:33:02.360 Anna went to lunch yesterday. Nothing makes me happier when 1:33:02.400 --> 1:33:07.120 I find out that everybody had lunch yesterday. No, nothing 1:33:07.240 --> 1:33:10.360 makes me happier than when I find out that we 1:33:10.439 --> 1:33:12.479 all got a chance after the show's over with to 1:33:12.479 --> 1:33:15.160 spend time with family. I love family. I think it's 1:33:15.320 --> 1:33:18.439 it's unbelievable, but you got to go out with the 1:33:18.520 --> 1:33:19.800 two men that are in your life. 1:33:19.840 --> 1:33:22.920 Yeah, two of my favorite guys, my Pops and my dad. 1:33:23.520 --> 1:33:26.400 Neither of them are rappers or football players. 1:33:26.840 --> 1:33:30.040 And that nice, correct, thank you for throwing that in there. 1:33:31.160 --> 1:33:33.280 And then actually one of them was a priest. My 1:33:33.400 --> 1:33:35.720 dad's best friend also came along with us, who is 1:33:35.760 --> 1:33:36.559 a Catholic priest. 1:33:36.800 --> 1:33:40.759 Okay, what a group? What was what was the occasion 1:33:40.840 --> 1:33:41.160 of how this? 1:33:41.960 --> 1:33:44.679 Honestly, my dad reached out to me and just asked 1:33:44.680 --> 1:33:47.240 if I wanted to get lunch, which was super nice 1:33:47.280 --> 1:33:49.320 of him because he knows how busy I can get, 1:33:49.360 --> 1:33:51.840 and he offered to meet me in Royal Oak, which 1:33:51.880 --> 1:33:54.800 is much closer than White Lake. Yeah, and it was 1:33:54.800 --> 1:33:57.759 a big deal that Pops came too, because Pops loves 1:33:57.840 --> 1:33:59.960 watching He calls it his program Days of Our lif 1:34:00.360 --> 1:34:03.439 He's literally been watching it for forty years and he 1:34:03.520 --> 1:34:05.400 had to miss it yesterday, So shout out to Pops 1:34:05.400 --> 1:34:05.760 for coming. 1:34:05.960 --> 1:34:08.320 Does wait, does Pops not have a DVR. 1:34:09.360 --> 1:34:09.560 We do. 1:34:09.800 --> 1:34:12.599 He doesn't know how to use it, so he tunes 1:34:12.640 --> 1:34:13.200 in every day. 1:34:13.760 --> 1:34:16.360 Do you know what the funny part of Pops watching 1:34:16.360 --> 1:34:19.000 The Days of Our Lives is? If you called Chelsea 1:34:19.120 --> 1:34:23.280 up and said, what is the one soap opera that 1:34:23.520 --> 1:34:26.439 Tom used to watch all the time? I was a 1:34:26.640 --> 1:34:27.519 huge Days fan? 1:34:28.080 --> 1:34:29.479 Oh about it? 1:34:29.600 --> 1:34:34.880 Then they call it Days Days? So are the Days 1:34:34.960 --> 1:34:35.599 of Our Lives? 1:34:35.680 --> 1:34:38.440 I think I've sun in now and still followed the storyline. 1:34:38.800 --> 1:34:42.240 Yes, Arlena was my first. 1:34:42.640 --> 1:34:45.240 Let's just say you go forty years he's been watching it. 1:34:45.320 --> 1:34:46.120 But that's not the story. 1:34:46.200 --> 1:34:46.479 Okay. 1:34:47.040 --> 1:34:49.640 So we are having lunch in Royal Oak and my 1:34:49.840 --> 1:34:52.280 dad and Pops were late, which is very unlike them. 1:34:52.400 --> 1:34:53.479 Just have to throw that in there. 1:34:53.800 --> 1:34:55.639 So Chris and I had been sitting at the table 1:34:55.680 --> 1:34:58.719 for a while and as they walk in, literally right away, 1:34:58.920 --> 1:35:02.320 I notice my da is looking nice, but something's a 1:35:02.360 --> 1:35:05.240 little off his The neckline of his shirt is looking 1:35:05.520 --> 1:35:07.800 odd to me. And then he sits down and I 1:35:07.880 --> 1:35:10.400 look at him. Literally within two seconds, I'm like, your 1:35:10.439 --> 1:35:11.400 shirt's on backwards. 1:35:11.960 --> 1:35:14.240 He's like, is it? He goes like this, sure enough, 1:35:14.400 --> 1:35:15.160 tag's right there. 1:35:15.280 --> 1:35:19.560 Suret is definitely on backwards, sitting at this table, and 1:35:19.640 --> 1:35:21.840 he's like, well, what do I do? Go to the 1:35:21.920 --> 1:35:23.800 bathroom and change it or leave it on? So he 1:35:23.920 --> 1:35:26.880 left it on the whole the whole time backwards. I 1:35:26.920 --> 1:35:28.680 don't know how he didn't notice it. I don't know 1:35:28.760 --> 1:35:31.600 how Pops didn't notice it because they drove together. No 1:35:31.720 --> 1:35:34.200 one noticed it all day. But he had his shirt 1:35:34.240 --> 1:35:36.160 on backwards the entire day and I picked it up 1:35:36.200 --> 1:35:37.200 in like two seconds. 1:35:37.360 --> 1:35:39.280 That's a dad move, though, isn't it. It's like a 1:35:39.400 --> 1:35:42.360 dad move putting in the shirt backwards or something like that. 1:35:42.520 --> 1:35:44.160 I know, I'm just going through the whole day. 1:35:44.960 --> 1:35:47.320 I've done this before with slippers, like I think i've 1:35:47.560 --> 1:35:49.639 when I used to work at Rocket, I would show 1:35:49.720 --> 1:35:51.400 up at work and I'd be like, oh my gosh, 1:35:51.439 --> 1:35:52.400 I sold my slippers on. 1:35:53.360 --> 1:35:54.880 But things like this just happened. 1:35:55.280 --> 1:35:58.200 I want to know who has put something on wrong, 1:35:58.520 --> 1:36:01.320 like the whole thing of I don't know how it 1:36:01.439 --> 1:36:04.000 works type thing. I bet you there's many people that 1:36:04.080 --> 1:36:04.880 I've done this before. 1:36:04.960 --> 1:36:05.120 Yeah. 1:36:05.160 --> 1:36:07.639 I always have my underwear on inside out, do you really? 1:36:07.960 --> 1:36:08.160 Yeah? 1:36:08.160 --> 1:36:10.439 Because I try to get ready like I do, have 1:36:10.479 --> 1:36:14.839 a light closet. No, it's just like something. 1:36:14.960 --> 1:36:17.000 It's like words that that are printed on all my 1:36:17.120 --> 1:36:20.400 underwords the same. I just have black underwear and there's yeah, 1:36:20.400 --> 1:36:22.160 there's word for the most part, there's words that are 1:36:22.280 --> 1:36:24.640 printed on the inside. But after you wash them a 1:36:24.680 --> 1:36:27.960 bunch like they they're usually not there. And so half 1:36:28.040 --> 1:36:29.880 the time I get home from the show and that's 1:36:29.920 --> 1:36:32.439 when I, like you realize, I'm like, oh, I've been wearing. 1:36:34.439 --> 1:36:37.360 A four four Mojo live or you can text call 1:36:37.479 --> 1:36:40.240 me if you got something that relates to this. Uh 1:36:41.040 --> 1:36:44.680 and uh, you know, wearing your shirt backwards or out 1:36:44.720 --> 1:36:47.080 of if a show through some draws on backwards, the 1:36:47.160 --> 1:36:49.760 showt that have some T shirts on backwards. Josiah for 1:36:49.880 --> 1:36:53.479 some reason, enjoys wearing his draws back or backward. 1:36:53.479 --> 1:36:54.800 I don't know what it is. You think it's like 1:36:54.880 --> 1:36:57.439 funny or something. Yeah, well he used to, maybe like 1:36:57.479 --> 1:36:58.599 a couple of years ago. I don't know if he's 1:36:58.600 --> 1:37:00.360 still in that phase, but he used to, like he 1:37:00.439 --> 1:37:01.400 used to love doing it. 1:37:01.640 --> 1:37:05.400 The worst is if you do put your underwear on backwards, 1:37:05.479 --> 1:37:07.000 you can't find the p hole, like when you have 1:37:07.080 --> 1:37:10.800 to go right, and then you're trying to figure out 1:37:10.840 --> 1:37:16.360 how that works. The funny thing is somebody just text 1:37:16.439 --> 1:37:19.880 in three and three said that they wore their shoes 1:37:19.960 --> 1:37:22.400 on the wrong feet. How do you do that and 1:37:22.479 --> 1:37:23.600 not realize. 1:37:23.160 --> 1:37:24.160 That would be uncomfortable? 1:37:24.560 --> 1:37:27.040 What shoes they have to be? Like clogs or something 1:37:27.160 --> 1:37:32.640 like that they have. That's got to be just a 1:37:32.720 --> 1:37:38.639 wild thing to do. So you were out with the priest, 1:37:39.479 --> 1:37:41.760 do you do you ask a million questions at all? 1:37:41.800 --> 1:37:41.840 Like? 1:37:41.840 --> 1:37:43.479 Because I would ask, I would ask, like, you know. 1:37:43.640 --> 1:37:45.439 We used to, but we don't really talk about it 1:37:45.680 --> 1:37:47.960 anymore because that's like his job. Like I don't like 1:37:48.000 --> 1:37:49.880 talking about the radio all day. He doesn't want to 1:37:50.000 --> 1:37:51.559 talk about religion all day. 1:37:52.360 --> 1:37:55.200 You don't sit there and think, hey, Pops and Dad 1:37:55.240 --> 1:37:57.960 aren't here right now, let's do a little confession sometimes. 1:37:58.280 --> 1:38:00.160 So I think there's been a couple of times that 1:38:00.280 --> 1:38:01.760 he's gone out on the boat with my dad and 1:38:01.800 --> 1:38:02.960 they do confession out there. 1:38:03.080 --> 1:38:06.120 Do they realize that would be a cool thing? The 1:38:06.200 --> 1:38:07.760 priest that we had in the studio with us a 1:38:07.840 --> 1:38:10.240 couple of weeks ago, I was friends with Lydia's friend. Yeah, 1:38:10.320 --> 1:38:11.360 he was cool, that guy was. 1:38:11.520 --> 1:38:13.240 I told him about the spray bottle and he was like, 1:38:13.560 --> 1:38:14.080 is he old? 1:38:14.280 --> 1:38:17.120 I was like, I think he was, he sprayed holy 1:38:17.240 --> 1:38:19.839 water through a little spray bottle. What's going on, Brittany, 1:38:19.840 --> 1:38:21.920 How you doing good? 1:38:21.960 --> 1:38:22.599 How are you guys? 1:38:22.840 --> 1:38:24.160 Good? What's happening. 1:38:25.280 --> 1:38:25.519 Good? 1:38:25.560 --> 1:38:27.600 So my son is three, and now he really just 1:38:27.680 --> 1:38:30.240 wants to dress himself. So there's been so many times 1:38:30.280 --> 1:38:33.000 where we'll get to daycare and I realized the answer 1:38:33.120 --> 1:38:34.280 is completely on backwards. 1:38:35.840 --> 1:38:39.800 And then the daycare associates are like, who dressed his dad? 1:38:40.720 --> 1:38:42.479 What's going on, Aaron? How you doing. 1:38:44.640 --> 1:38:45.120 Pretty good? 1:38:45.160 --> 1:38:46.360 In you first time? 1:38:46.439 --> 1:38:46.840 Long time? 1:38:50.840 --> 1:38:52.479 Welcome to the show, buddy, what's going on? 1:38:55.200 --> 1:38:58.320 So one time I was like eight and I was 1:38:58.439 --> 1:39:01.560 big into basketball, went out in the neighborhood playing basketball 1:39:01.640 --> 1:39:03.200 in a pair of boxers, thinking. 1:39:03.000 --> 1:39:03.960 They were regular shorts. 1:39:05.320 --> 1:39:07.120 Oh god, and the hole was in the front. 1:39:07.200 --> 1:39:08.680 I don't underwear underneath them. 1:39:08.880 --> 1:39:10.320 Okay, that's good, you're good. 1:39:10.439 --> 1:39:13.400 Yeah, did anybody say anything underneath them? 1:39:13.479 --> 1:39:18.519 But like we were about two games in and like 1:39:19.400 --> 1:39:21.320 both of us were about the same age, and then 1:39:21.439 --> 1:39:23.720 like their older brother came out like, dude, why are 1:39:23.760 --> 1:39:25.960 you in your draw drawn? 1:39:27.800 --> 1:39:31.479 You have some long ass draws. Maggie draws ifything nobody 1:39:31.520 --> 1:39:32.240 could tell to dude. 1:39:32.800 --> 1:39:34.960 This was back in the early nineties, they were still 1:39:35.000 --> 1:39:35.679 wearing short short. 1:39:35.840 --> 1:39:38.719 Yeah, I remember that. Dennis Rodman showing off is junk. 1:39:39.040 --> 1:39:41.880 What's going on for Isaiah Janine? What's going on? 1:39:44.080 --> 1:39:47.720 I went out for work friends for lunch and they're 1:39:47.760 --> 1:39:49.160 like deep with the horn, hurry up to get out, 1:39:49.200 --> 1:39:49.479 get out. 1:39:49.520 --> 1:39:50.720 And I get out and get in the car and 1:39:50.840 --> 1:39:52.519 we get to the restaurant and I step out and 1:39:52.560 --> 1:39:54.160 I looked on and I got my slippers on. 1:39:54.600 --> 1:39:54.960 Happened. 1:39:55.000 --> 1:39:56.560 I'm like, oh my god, you guys, I got my 1:39:56.640 --> 1:39:59.639 slippers on. We got to ask for a boos because 1:39:59.640 --> 1:40:01.200 I don't want nobody noticing. 1:40:00.960 --> 1:40:01.880 I got my slippers on. 1:40:03.120 --> 1:40:04.960 He walked to the restaurant and got a booze. 1:40:06.280 --> 1:40:08.560 No, oh my god, how to do that? 1:40:09.240 --> 1:40:12.000 My favorite was I remember my mom years ago, you know, 1:40:12.120 --> 1:40:13.840 when I was a little kid. We went out and 1:40:13.960 --> 1:40:16.240 I remember my mom still had her curlers in her hair. 1:40:16.520 --> 1:40:20.479 Do you remember curlers at all? Her hat relant and 1:40:20.600 --> 1:40:22.960 she had him in her hair and we're driving. I'm going, God, 1:40:23.040 --> 1:40:24.560 Mom didn't take those things out of her hair. And 1:40:24.840 --> 1:40:27.760 she's like, oh my god. That's that's called being a mom. 1:40:28.080 --> 1:40:28.519 You just don't. 1:40:29.479 --> 1:40:30.200 It's a thing. 1:40:30.400 --> 1:40:33.800 What's up? Melissa, Hey, how are you guys doing? 1:40:34.000 --> 1:40:36.479 Lucky guys to love you too. 1:40:38.160 --> 1:40:41.560 So, my AX is forty years old and we co 1:40:41.800 --> 1:40:43.040 parent very very closely. 1:40:43.240 --> 1:40:44.240 I see him every day. 1:40:44.720 --> 1:40:46.080 I have to tell him at. 1:40:46.120 --> 1:40:48.840 Least at least once a week that his shirt is 1:40:48.920 --> 1:40:50.639 not backwards or his why is down? 1:40:50.840 --> 1:40:51.400 A grown man? 1:40:52.479 --> 1:40:52.760 What is? 1:40:53.320 --> 1:40:55.480 What does he do that he so disheveled? 1:40:57.000 --> 1:41:00.960 Honestly, I have no idea he worked in the tree sails. 1:41:01.680 --> 1:41:03.960 He's grown, asked me. I'm sorry, I don't know if 1:41:03.960 --> 1:41:04.599 I can say. 1:41:04.439 --> 1:41:06.280 That, but you're wrong to be honest with us. How 1:41:06.360 --> 1:41:08.120 much weed does he smoke? Does he smoke a lot? 1:41:17.240 --> 1:41:18.960 We've had a couple of we've had a couple of 1:41:19.040 --> 1:41:24.160 night guys, just like your husband. Thanks for the appreciate. 1:41:26.439 --> 1:41:29.800 What's up, Rich, What's going on with Joe? 1:41:30.000 --> 1:41:30.040 So? 1:41:30.880 --> 1:41:33.040 So, when I was in the military, right, I was 1:41:33.080 --> 1:41:37.280 the private and I used to always put my name 1:41:37.400 --> 1:41:40.160 tags on backwards right, so I would put my US 1:41:40.320 --> 1:41:43.240 Army on on the wrong side. 1:41:43.400 --> 1:41:45.200 And so on Monday, I. 1:41:45.280 --> 1:41:47.280 Did it and I walked outside with it, and I've 1:41:47.320 --> 1:41:51.200 seen a commander and he's like, yo, you're you're messed up, 1:41:51.240 --> 1:41:51.800 you know, he said? 1:41:51.840 --> 1:41:53.800 He started correcting me on the spot, and I'm just like, 1:41:54.000 --> 1:41:56.800 I'm a private so I'm like terrified, right, it was 1:41:56.880 --> 1:41:57.840 a scared like I was. 1:41:57.920 --> 1:42:00.439 So I was so scared, Like I mean, like you 1:42:00.560 --> 1:42:01.240 just yell, let me. 1:42:03.160 --> 1:42:04.000 Make you do. Yeah. 1:42:07.720 --> 1:42:11.120 He had me doing like at least at least. 1:42:11.000 --> 1:42:16.479 Five you know, yeah on the spot because I picture 1:42:16.520 --> 1:42:23.160 in private. Rich, get over Harry, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, Hey, 1:42:23.240 --> 1:42:25.760 take care of yourself. Rich. Appreciate you, buddy, all right, 1:42:25.800 --> 1:42:28.439 thank you, No problem by Mosho in the Morning always 1:42:28.479 --> 1:42:31.120 says you can't control what happens in your life, but 1:42:31.280 --> 1:42:33.120 you can't control what goes in and out of your mouth. 1:42:33.439 --> 1:42:36.679 That's what she says. Sometimes it all happens really fast. 1:42:36.920 --> 1:42:38.120 This is Mojo in the Morning. 1:42:38.840 --> 1:42:42.559 Mojo in the Morning. You ever go somewhere and then 1:42:42.600 --> 1:42:45.760 you leave and you go, oh, crap, I don't think 1:42:45.800 --> 1:42:48.720 I paid cav had this happen to him? What's that? 1:42:48.840 --> 1:42:53.559 What happened? A blessing was bestowed upon me? And uh 1:42:53.920 --> 1:42:56.120 it was in preparation, I guess from our car just 1:42:56.160 --> 1:42:58.400 getting hit right now, the great things happened? Did it wait, 1:42:58.479 --> 1:43:01.040 did it really get hit? Not crazy? But you know, 1:43:01.360 --> 1:43:03.920 did the guys stop? Said he kept going. 1:43:04.160 --> 1:43:06.519 He denied it. He not only did he not stop, 1:43:06.560 --> 1:43:07.320 he said, I didn't do that. 1:43:07.760 --> 1:43:11.800 Did you guys get they got the green light joint? 1:43:11.880 --> 1:43:14.479 They got the cameras. So somebody needs to know this 1:43:14.720 --> 1:43:18.360 is a totally different thing. Somebody needs to find out 1:43:18.560 --> 1:43:23.280 why do these these semi truck drivers have the nerve 1:43:23.400 --> 1:43:25.320 to say that they can drive down a road that's 1:43:25.400 --> 1:43:28.599 not meant for a semi truck, Like the the road 1:43:28.720 --> 1:43:32.080 that that's that's there is never big enough and wide 1:43:32.160 --> 1:43:35.160 enough even if there was cars only on one side 1:43:35.160 --> 1:43:37.439 of the road for it to go. They need to 1:43:37.560 --> 1:43:39.600 drive the long way, Like, why don't they put we 1:43:39.720 --> 1:43:41.880 have no we got the parking issue here? Why doesn't 1:43:41.920 --> 1:43:45.160 the city put signs going no trucks down this street? 1:43:46.320 --> 1:43:49.479 Who knows, Mojo? Who knows I'm running for city council? 1:43:49.720 --> 1:43:51.920 Do something? What count of what city area? I know 1:43:51.960 --> 1:43:54.040 what city we're in? What council? What is this? What 1:43:54.240 --> 1:43:54.800 area are we in? 1:43:55.200 --> 1:43:55.240 What? 1:43:55.600 --> 1:43:59.920 What is this area? I don't know? Whoever's are Eastern Market? 1:44:00.000 --> 1:44:02.679 It's representative? Please call the Mojo in the morning show. 1:44:03.000 --> 1:44:05.479 I have a couple of things that I need a 1:44:05.520 --> 1:44:09.000 little help with. I'm a constituent go ahead. So yeah, 1:44:09.080 --> 1:44:13.240 So I went to Target yesterday and we're in the 1:44:13.280 --> 1:44:15.240 commercial district. By the way. I don't know what that means, 1:44:15.280 --> 1:44:17.400 but we're in the commercial that's okay, go do it this. Yeah. 1:44:17.400 --> 1:44:21.519 So I'm at Target grabbing some some picture frames. You 1:44:21.600 --> 1:44:23.280 know you're going to Target. You go for one thing, 1:44:23.320 --> 1:44:26.240 you come out with more. So I got more stuff. Typically, 1:44:26.280 --> 1:44:28.200 I'm a self checkout type of person. I like to 1:44:28.240 --> 1:44:30.479 get in, get out, get on my way. But it's 1:44:30.560 --> 1:44:35.200 this guy who always has great positive energy. He has 1:44:35.240 --> 1:44:37.439 a you know, he just liked me have a blessed day. 1:44:37.800 --> 1:44:39.559 He's engaging when he's checking out. 1:44:39.600 --> 1:44:40.920 So I'm like, let me go out. Let the homie 1:44:40.920 --> 1:44:44.080 real quick, man, let's exchange some great energy. Go over there. 1:44:44.560 --> 1:44:46.960 Lady finishing up in front of me. It's like some 1:44:47.200 --> 1:44:50.519 talkies there. She got like the little taki can look 1:44:50.600 --> 1:44:51.320 like pringles. 1:44:51.479 --> 1:44:54.000 She off on her way. It's my turnout. I'm like, hey, 1:44:54.000 --> 1:44:54.320 what's up? 1:44:54.400 --> 1:44:54.519 Man? 1:44:54.640 --> 1:44:55.160 Like what's going on? 1:44:55.280 --> 1:44:55.439 Brother? 1:44:55.600 --> 1:44:57.479 Like, how you doing? He's like great, how you doing? 1:44:57.560 --> 1:44:59.800 I'm like great, it's nothing but great energy. I throw 1:44:59.840 --> 1:45:01.479 them the little talkies. I'm like, I don't know who's 1:45:01.479 --> 1:45:03.880 he's it's been the lady throwing the talkies. I ring 1:45:04.040 --> 1:45:06.599 up my stuff. Boom boom boom, got me like four 1:45:06.680 --> 1:45:10.640 little items put in my Target wallet application. You know 1:45:10.680 --> 1:45:13.599 what I'm saying, money scam my little ones and twos. 1:45:14.320 --> 1:45:16.960 Then I engage with him a little more. I'm like, man, 1:45:17.080 --> 1:45:19.320 let me record. You give me some wis words to today. 1:45:19.479 --> 1:45:21.400 Type of thing he did me with the wires words. 1:45:21.479 --> 1:45:22.280 I'm on my way. 1:45:22.680 --> 1:45:22.960 See you. 1:45:23.040 --> 1:45:25.599 Brohla, blessed day. All right you too, man, Walk out 1:45:25.680 --> 1:45:28.240 of target, grab the receipt. I look at the receipt. 1:45:28.240 --> 1:45:30.479 I'm like two dollars and thirty nine per cent. 1:45:31.200 --> 1:45:32.360 I'm like, what is there? 1:45:32.360 --> 1:45:37.240 How much I saved? And it's like, no, that's the total, dude, Like, 1:45:37.479 --> 1:45:40.759 that's how much he charged me for all the stuff 1:45:40.800 --> 1:45:42.800 that I had and you had again, how much tife. 1:45:43.000 --> 1:45:45.479 I had a picture frame. That's at least thirty nine 1:45:45.520 --> 1:45:49.040 to ninety nine. I got a picture frame, and I graphic. 1:45:49.080 --> 1:45:51.320 I grabbed like Joe sign, some pajamas or something like that, 1:45:51.439 --> 1:45:53.439 probably like some good Fellow T shirts something like that. 1:45:53.600 --> 1:45:56.080 So I at least like four or five things well 1:45:56.160 --> 1:45:58.400 over to two thirty five. I look at the receipt. 1:45:58.520 --> 1:46:02.280 He charged me for the toc and not for everything 1:46:02.400 --> 1:46:06.240 else that I ordered. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 1:46:06.280 --> 1:46:09.360 It was a mistake. I don't know, and he did 1:46:09.479 --> 1:46:10.840 that's with your energy. 1:46:10.760 --> 1:46:11.120 I don't know. 1:46:11.240 --> 1:46:13.160 And take the takis though, because it were not take 1:46:13.200 --> 1:46:16.240 the talkeys. So wait, so of course you notice this. 1:46:16.880 --> 1:46:19.120 You notice that you're only charged for the takis, not 1:46:19.320 --> 1:46:22.560 for the probably how much money total you think I 1:46:22.600 --> 1:46:26.599 would assume it was fifty sixty dollars sixty dollars stuff, 1:46:26.640 --> 1:46:29.000 so you go back in and make it all nice. 1:46:29.040 --> 1:46:33.599 I did not go back. I walking because I didn't 1:46:33.600 --> 1:46:35.720 even Here's the thing though, Like after I put in 1:46:35.840 --> 1:46:39.439 my little Wali, I didn't even remember paying because I 1:46:39.760 --> 1:46:41.640 don't have my wallet, so I did like the Apple pay. 1:46:41.680 --> 1:46:43.599 I was going to like use my phone. I put 1:46:43.640 --> 1:46:45.360 my phone up there, and it was he had already 1:46:45.439 --> 1:46:47.599 ripped the receipt. In my mind, as this has happened, 1:46:47.640 --> 1:46:49.280 I'm like, man, this is moving fast, like. 1:46:49.680 --> 1:46:51.479 This is this is moving way fast. I didn't even 1:46:51.479 --> 1:46:53.680 put the face ID on there to double click. So 1:46:53.720 --> 1:46:56.519 I'm in the parking lot walking while I'm reading a receipt. 1:46:56.600 --> 1:46:58.600 I'm like, he did not charge me? For I just 1:46:58.680 --> 1:47:02.160 you know, God bless me. Well, can I ask this question, 1:47:03.120 --> 1:47:06.000 is there a possibility that you are now a thief 1:47:06.720 --> 1:47:09.240 and they can come after you for the fact that 1:47:09.479 --> 1:47:12.559 you left with all these items? Like are you it's 1:47:12.720 --> 1:47:16.120 keV wanted by Target? He bagged up all the items 1:47:16.560 --> 1:47:19.040 he gave me. You left with the stolen stuff. They're 1:47:19.040 --> 1:47:22.040 gonna they're gonna say that he was an accessory to 1:47:22.120 --> 1:47:24.160 the crimestering. 1:47:23.280 --> 1:47:25.200 Your face on some posters and saying. 1:47:27.960 --> 1:47:30.639 I would by the way, I have had this happen, 1:47:30.800 --> 1:47:32.960 not to that great extent of how much money, but 1:47:33.040 --> 1:47:35.200 I've had where they didn't charge me for something. And 1:47:35.360 --> 1:47:39.799 I am a big believer that the Lord slash Karma 1:47:39.960 --> 1:47:41.360 is going to come back and bite me in the ass. 1:47:42.880 --> 1:47:47.000 What happened Karma? Well, what just happened to you a 1:47:47.040 --> 1:47:49.400 second ago? And the doesn't have. 1:47:50.000 --> 1:47:53.200 Everything is connected, but it doesn't well, I mean already 1:47:53.240 --> 1:47:53.720 cost him. 1:47:55.760 --> 1:47:58.360 I don't know. I feel like if I take it, 1:47:59.280 --> 1:48:01.479 there's gonna be a black cloud over me. I feel 1:48:01.520 --> 1:48:02.960 like I'm going to go to heaven. I'm going to die, 1:48:03.080 --> 1:48:03.639 go to heaven. 1:48:04.400 --> 1:48:06.680 And that's the first thing Jesus is going to say 1:48:06.720 --> 1:48:07.439 to you when you see. 1:48:07.439 --> 1:48:09.400 God and Saint Peter are going to be there going. 1:48:09.520 --> 1:48:11.439 Hey, that thick picture frame and you knew it? 1:48:11.560 --> 1:48:15.320 Do you remember February the ninth, twenty twenty six? How 1:48:15.400 --> 1:48:16.200 did I steal it? 1:48:16.600 --> 1:48:16.640 You? 1:48:17.120 --> 1:48:19.759 Everything right? You left with items? 1:48:19.760 --> 1:48:22.719 That was question, that's not a blessing. Here's my question 1:48:22.840 --> 1:48:26.880 for you. How far from the checkout were you when 1:48:26.920 --> 1:48:27.439 you realized? 1:48:27.600 --> 1:48:28.400 Why does that matter? 1:48:28.680 --> 1:48:31.160 Because I'm because I'm thinking of what I would do. 1:48:32.400 --> 1:48:34.360 I would what would you do? I would turn around 1:48:34.479 --> 1:48:35.120 and go back in? 1:48:35.280 --> 1:48:35.800 How far are you? 1:48:36.160 --> 1:48:39.040 Unless I had already gotten in my car and driven away? 1:48:39.439 --> 1:48:42.360 I drive away. I'm not going back in. I'm still 1:48:42.439 --> 1:48:44.320 within walking distance. I go back in. 1:48:44.479 --> 1:48:46.479 Say you walk out, you're not even in your car. 1:48:46.800 --> 1:48:49.000 I go back in, and I already start on my 1:48:49.080 --> 1:48:51.320 if I already I think you didn't charge me for 1:48:51.400 --> 1:48:51.960 my items. 1:48:52.760 --> 1:48:56.640 Here's another question for you. Let's say they had overcharged you, 1:48:57.000 --> 1:48:59.519 and they charged you like two hundred dollars? 1:49:00.120 --> 1:49:06.760 Would you go in my car? No, forget it, don't don't. 1:49:07.080 --> 1:49:08.840 Don't be mad at me for saying this. But it's true. 1:49:08.920 --> 1:49:11.439 You're a fake Christian? How am I fake Christian? Because 1:49:11.479 --> 1:49:14.559 you only are a Christian? Hey have a blessed day, 1:49:15.080 --> 1:49:17.800 Have a blessed day. And then all of a sudden, 1:49:17.800 --> 1:49:20.000 you're ripping the guy out. How am I ripping the 1:49:20.120 --> 1:49:24.240 guy out? No sense, right, Amanda, Kevin did what he did. 1:49:24.320 --> 1:49:26.040 And you work at Target? What do you want to say? 1:49:27.200 --> 1:49:28.400 No, I don't work at Target. 1:49:28.520 --> 1:49:30.360 I worked there when I was like twenty twenty one. 1:49:30.520 --> 1:49:30.760 Okay. 1:49:30.880 --> 1:49:32.519 I was actually an ll D, which is. 1:49:32.520 --> 1:49:33.439 A leader on duty. 1:49:33.520 --> 1:49:36.519 While I was running a register and uh, I forgot 1:49:36.560 --> 1:49:38.719 to bring up a DVD for a customer. 1:49:39.320 --> 1:49:41.280 And they called me the next day and they brought 1:49:41.320 --> 1:49:42.559 me in the back room and they're. 1:49:42.439 --> 1:49:44.840 Like, oh, we saw you skipped a scan for this 1:49:45.000 --> 1:49:46.080 customer and. 1:49:46.160 --> 1:49:46.880 Also the stuff. 1:49:46.880 --> 1:49:49.800 They're like, oh, that's unacceptable. Here they fired me for it. 1:49:49.920 --> 1:49:53.839 So seven's not a thief, but that guy shocking fired. 1:49:54.240 --> 1:49:57.360 That guy got canned. I'll go back today and see 1:49:57.400 --> 1:49:59.320 if he stood here. You're not going back today. You 1:49:59.439 --> 1:50:02.280 need another thanks your frame in a mirror because one 1:50:02.320 --> 1:50:10.160 fell off the wall, Liz, How you doing? That's all? 1:50:10.160 --> 1:50:10.800 I got a question? 1:50:12.800 --> 1:50:14.600 Were we sure that he didn't just give you the 1:50:14.640 --> 1:50:15.200 wrong set. 1:50:15.080 --> 1:50:20.160 The goal receipts and you just charged No, I didn't 1:50:20.160 --> 1:50:22.920 because again, when I put the the Apple wallet up 1:50:22.960 --> 1:50:24.320 to the thing to tap to pay. 1:50:24.840 --> 1:50:28.360 It had already, like I don't know, it already registered. 1:50:28.880 --> 1:50:30.680 It was as if I paid, but I didn't yet 1:50:30.680 --> 1:50:32.519 because I didn't even put my face ID in there. 1:50:32.600 --> 1:50:34.880 So you can look at your you're gonna look look 1:50:34.880 --> 1:50:38.120 at the Apple didn't that's a good I was like, 1:50:38.840 --> 1:50:41.160 I was confused how fast it happened. I'm like, what 1:50:41.360 --> 1:50:47.479 is Liz? Is Kevin a thief? Well we'll call it 1:50:47.520 --> 1:50:50.960 karmakay absolutely, thank you, Liz. Don't fall into this. Well 1:50:51.200 --> 1:50:53.559 we'll call it good karma. He's gonna have bad karmen Nough. 1:50:54.640 --> 1:50:55.479 We'll find out later. 1:50:56.240 --> 1:50:59.080 Don't you have to actively do something knowingly in order 1:50:59.120 --> 1:51:01.720 for you to get bad karma? You just making up? Hey, 1:51:01.760 --> 1:51:06.040 what's up, Melissa? Melissa hikay Hi? 1:51:06.600 --> 1:51:10.240 So Kevin may not be a safe first of all, first. 1:51:10.000 --> 1:51:10.639 Time, long time? 1:51:14.160 --> 1:51:17.360 Well, so I had something similar happened to me years 1:51:17.400 --> 1:51:20.680 ago where I ended up with free merchandise kind of 1:51:20.760 --> 1:51:26.280 walking through later to turn out the checker, the checkout 1:51:26.320 --> 1:51:29.800 person got charged. They went back looked through the cameras, 1:51:29.840 --> 1:51:32.599 and I also got charged with receiving sold property. 1:51:33.040 --> 1:51:37.280 Whoa man? Our situations ain't to say. 1:51:38.320 --> 1:51:39.920 Then you might be on camera. 1:51:41.520 --> 1:51:42.479 I'm worried about Kevin. 1:51:42.520 --> 1:51:45.000 You might get a police officer knocking on your door. 1:51:45.240 --> 1:51:48.679 I'm going to get a call from the Kevin's phone. 1:51:48.680 --> 1:51:51.240 I'm gonna be like, can you bail me out of jail? 1:51:52.479 --> 1:51:59.599 And I'll say I'm sorry, I'm a target buying frames. Marcella. 1:51:59.680 --> 1:52:03.400 It's up. How you doing? Good Good morning you guys, 1:52:03.520 --> 1:52:04.000 Good morning. 1:52:04.680 --> 1:52:06.280 So I did that. 1:52:06.680 --> 1:52:08.919 I sort of kind of did that same thing on Saturday. 1:52:08.960 --> 1:52:12.200 I went to Family Dollars to get some gloves, some 1:52:12.400 --> 1:52:15.560 chips of juice, and some candy or whatever, because I 1:52:15.640 --> 1:52:18.960 do uber eat. So I went to go get the gloves, 1:52:19.040 --> 1:52:21.200 my chips and my juice was already bagged up. So 1:52:21.280 --> 1:52:24.000 when he scanned the gloves and the candy, I was 1:52:24.160 --> 1:52:28.280 looking like two dollars and sixty cents. That don't sound right, 1:52:28.320 --> 1:52:31.439 but whatever. I swiped both of my cards, gave him 1:52:31.479 --> 1:52:33.439 the dollar for the gloves that was sixty cent, and 1:52:33.560 --> 1:52:34.479 went on about my day. 1:52:34.760 --> 1:52:37.080 I didn't say nothing, because I wasn't gonna say nothing. 1:52:37.280 --> 1:52:43.000 Right, you like Kevin are equally gonna be left out 1:52:43.000 --> 1:52:44.040 of heaven because of this. 1:52:46.240 --> 1:52:49.240 Well, I mean, you know a heart. 1:52:49.600 --> 1:52:56.080 Yeah, I love that. Sadi wants to say something to you, Kevin. 1:52:56.120 --> 1:52:56.840 What's up, Sadie? 1:52:57.840 --> 1:53:00.560 Kevin, you better be careful because Target it we'll get you. 1:53:01.280 --> 1:53:05.040 What do you meant when I was like nineteen, I'm 1:53:05.080 --> 1:53:07.679 thirty eight now, I said, no, maybe I was like eighteen. 1:53:07.760 --> 1:53:10.439 But anyway, I was at Target, I would went through 1:53:10.479 --> 1:53:12.840 the line, paid for all my things, and I. 1:53:12.880 --> 1:53:13.920 Had a pair of sunglasses. 1:53:14.000 --> 1:53:16.400 I came in with a pair of sunglasses on my head, 1:53:16.840 --> 1:53:18.400 and then there was a pair of sunglasses I was 1:53:18.439 --> 1:53:20.280 going to buy, so I put that pair in my 1:53:20.360 --> 1:53:22.240 head too so that they wouldn't get scratched because I 1:53:22.240 --> 1:53:24.080 had a bunch of stuff from my arms. I went 1:53:24.120 --> 1:53:26.920 through the line, paid for all my things, and the 1:53:27.000 --> 1:53:30.559 cashier never stopped me about the sunglasses, the double pair 1:53:30.560 --> 1:53:32.880 of sunglasses on my head that had tags hanging off 1:53:32.920 --> 1:53:35.720 of them. And so I go through, I pay, I 1:53:36.000 --> 1:53:38.960 go to walk out in security stops. 1:53:38.720 --> 1:53:40.720 Me and I'm like, what do you leave it? 1:53:40.800 --> 1:53:41.320 What do you mean? 1:53:41.880 --> 1:53:43.840 And he was like, oh, you stole those sunglasses. 1:53:43.880 --> 1:53:46.040 I was like, I did not, Well, I forgot I 1:53:46.080 --> 1:53:46.879 had two pairs. 1:53:46.680 --> 1:53:47.040 On my hand. 1:53:47.120 --> 1:53:49.479 Oh, but that's such a normal mistake. 1:53:49.520 --> 1:53:50.439 I feel like we've all. 1:53:50.360 --> 1:53:54.920 Made I got charged with retail fraud probation. 1:53:55.800 --> 1:53:57.000 I was on probation. 1:53:57.640 --> 1:54:03.040 Yes, we need to s yeah, looking at me like 1:54:03.680 --> 1:54:09.320 I didn't do nothing to watch out? What's up trying you? 1:54:10.840 --> 1:54:11.000 Hey? 1:54:11.120 --> 1:54:16.000 Good morning everybody, Good morning everybody. Hey, I will try 1:54:16.000 --> 1:54:18.719 to stop giving care man and the issues about about 1:54:18.800 --> 1:54:21.280 making it to heaven. Man, my dad always says, render 1:54:21.439 --> 1:54:24.400 Caesar what is Caesars? And render God what is God? 1:54:24.720 --> 1:54:30.040 Targets, it's okay, it's okay to steal from that. It's 1:54:30.040 --> 1:54:30.360 all right. 1:54:30.920 --> 1:54:37.320 He didn't steal target employee. That's employee. That's all. 1:54:37.360 --> 1:54:43.920 If Mojo is the decider who gets into heaven, we 1:54:44.160 --> 1:54:46.680 all messed it. Hold on a second, Erica says, it's 1:54:46.720 --> 1:54:49.640 okay for Kevin to do what's going on? Actually, it's like, 1:54:49.760 --> 1:54:56.920 leave Brittany alone, leave Cavin alone. Why is that, Erica, You're. 1:54:56.760 --> 1:54:58.800 Not going to bust my man dreams. 1:54:58.800 --> 1:55:03.720 Okay, you see that white man trying to kick me 1:55:03.840 --> 1:55:07.640 do so, this is just this is just good karma 1:55:07.720 --> 1:55:11.040 going cavs way in honor of Black History Month, we're saying, right, Erica, 1:55:11.640 --> 1:55:14.320 of course, of course. Okay, Well there, Kevin, I'm gonna 1:55:14.320 --> 1:55:18.680 give you my list for target today. I still nothing for. 1:55:21.640 --> 1:55:31.320 DETROITUSNX mosquited red records, sim VTS, SICH, Fox and nism 1:55:31.680 --> 1:55:35.040 An iHeart Radio station Guaranteed Human. 1:55:36.400 --> 1:55:38.360 All right, it is Mojo in the Morning, phone number 1:55:38.360 --> 1:55:42.040 eight four to four, Mojo Live, Texas nine five zero zero. 1:55:42.680 --> 1:55:44.000 I want you, guys, tell me if you think this 1:55:44.120 --> 1:55:48.880 is a red flag. We have a friend who has 1:55:49.000 --> 1:55:52.920 been dating a guy for gosh over a month or so, 1:55:53.920 --> 1:55:58.160 and he still hasn't told his friends or co workers 1:55:58.320 --> 1:56:01.640 that he's dating this girl. And I want to know. 1:56:04.640 --> 1:56:09.760 They're staying at each other's places and uh, touching naughty 1:56:09.800 --> 1:56:11.560 bits and hanging out with each other all the time. 1:56:11.600 --> 1:56:14.600 They're going to dinners. Uh, they hold hands, they do 1:56:14.800 --> 1:56:19.440 things like that. Red flag. If you don't tell friends, 1:56:20.520 --> 1:56:23.360 like you don't tell your actual close friends, or you 1:56:23.520 --> 1:56:26.640 don't tell like your family that hey, I've been seeing 1:56:26.680 --> 1:56:29.640 this person. I think that there's something that you got 1:56:29.760 --> 1:56:32.040 to be aware that this is not a relationship. This 1:56:32.120 --> 1:56:35.560 is not going to be for some reason, he's something's crazy, 1:56:35.600 --> 1:56:39.040 there's something shady. So you're saying the person that's being dated, 1:56:39.240 --> 1:56:42.000 if the other person doesn't tell everybody, I should think 1:56:42.000 --> 1:56:44.760 that's a real yeah. Like like we were having a 1:56:44.800 --> 1:56:48.720 conversation and we said, hey, you know, uh, so has 1:56:48.840 --> 1:56:50.880 have you met like anybody like you've been together for 1:56:50.920 --> 1:56:52.760 a couple of months. I think it has been, have 1:56:52.880 --> 1:56:53.200 you you know. 1:56:53.560 --> 1:56:55.880 It hasn't just been. I was just gonna saycause a 1:56:55.920 --> 1:56:57.680 month to me is not that crazy. 1:56:57.920 --> 1:57:02.560 Like her friends have met, but his friends haven't, and 1:57:02.680 --> 1:57:04.320 I just think that they're like to me, I would 1:57:04.320 --> 1:57:06.720 do War of the Roses on this guy. It's too early. 1:57:07.280 --> 1:57:08.760 I would think that there's somebody else. 1:57:08.880 --> 1:57:11.160 Bro, I would tell you that when wasn't I started dating, 1:57:11.200 --> 1:57:13.520 that I had started dating somebody because I was trying 1:57:13.600 --> 1:57:17.720 to keep our newness in this little protective cocoon, just 1:57:17.840 --> 1:57:20.640 to see like, okay, I want this, do I want this? 1:57:20.960 --> 1:57:23.400 But do you go somewhere? And then I was like, Okay, 1:57:23.600 --> 1:57:25.640 now I can tell everybody, but you told somebody. 1:57:25.720 --> 1:57:28.160 I guarantee you told oh yeah, somebody, Yeah tell you 1:57:28.200 --> 1:57:30.760 didn't tell us because we're you know the show, But 1:57:30.800 --> 1:57:32.600 I guarantee you told your closest friends. 1:57:32.800 --> 1:57:33.440 You're right, I did. 1:57:33.760 --> 1:57:36.160 Yeah, and maybe family like your sister or somebody knew. 1:57:36.840 --> 1:57:38.880 But so this is this is weird. He has not 1:57:39.000 --> 1:57:39.680 told anybody. 1:57:40.760 --> 1:57:42.960 Yeah, after a couple of months serious to him? 1:57:43.360 --> 1:57:45.000 Huh is it that serious to him? 1:57:45.680 --> 1:57:45.800 Uh? 1:57:46.640 --> 1:57:49.680 Well, I could tell you this that he looks like 1:57:49.760 --> 1:57:51.840 he's enjoying every bit of her. 1:57:52.000 --> 1:57:52.200 See. 1:57:52.280 --> 1:57:53.360 That's the thing, though, Brouse. 1:57:53.560 --> 1:57:56.280 I've been in situations before where the girl and I 1:57:56.400 --> 1:57:58.080 we were just smashed and she would come over, we 1:57:58.120 --> 1:58:00.400 would do our thing, we might go outside a bye 1:58:00.440 --> 1:58:02.880 to hit the movies. But it's not a relationship. So 1:58:03.000 --> 1:58:04.760 it's not going to be something that I feel is 1:58:04.840 --> 1:58:06.640 serious enough for me to involve other people. 1:58:06.800 --> 1:58:10.560 If you're a guy and you don't let your best 1:58:10.880 --> 1:58:14.080 guy friends know that you met somebody, you're not into 1:58:14.160 --> 1:58:16.040 that person. That's what I'm saying. It's not serious. 1:58:16.240 --> 1:58:16.360 Now. 1:58:16.440 --> 1:58:18.960 I can be into the person, but it doesn't mean 1:58:19.040 --> 1:58:21.720 that I see this person as somebody I'm going to 1:58:22.040 --> 1:58:23.400 be in a relationship with her. 1:58:23.680 --> 1:58:25.480 And if I was a girl, I would think that 1:58:25.640 --> 1:58:28.120 that is a I would be red flagging that and 1:58:28.200 --> 1:58:31.920 taking this from a guy that you know has dated 1:58:31.960 --> 1:58:34.080 but also has a lot of friends that date. I 1:58:34.240 --> 1:58:36.040 have a lot of guy friends. I know when they're 1:58:36.080 --> 1:58:39.280 serious about a girl, when they're telling the group text, 1:58:39.760 --> 1:58:41.920 Hey man, it went out with her we had a 1:58:41.960 --> 1:58:43.800 great time like stuff like that, or. 1:58:43.960 --> 1:58:46.480 I don't know, bro, I've never liked see. 1:58:46.560 --> 1:58:48.360 I agree with that if I know, if I if 1:58:48.360 --> 1:58:50.920 I'm dating a guy hypothetically obviously, if I'm dating a 1:58:50.960 --> 1:58:53.400 guy and it's been two three months and he hasn't 1:58:53.440 --> 1:58:56.000 told any of his friends about me or family, I 1:58:56.000 --> 1:59:00.760 haven't met anybody, I'm thinking they're something is very very 1:59:00.800 --> 1:59:01.200 wrong now. 1:59:01.880 --> 1:59:06.520 And I think that if you're spending like weekends like 1:59:06.520 --> 1:59:10.480 where you're spending the whole weekend and and I said 1:59:10.520 --> 1:59:13.640 this to to her, I said, hey, like does he 1:59:13.760 --> 1:59:16.120 take calls when you guys are around? And he goes, no, 1:59:16.280 --> 1:59:18.560 He's really good about like not picking up his phone 1:59:18.640 --> 1:59:21.080 or doing stuff like we spend time together. We really 1:59:21.160 --> 1:59:23.120 are with each other. I'm like going, Okay, guess what, 1:59:23.400 --> 1:59:24.840 he's turning his phone off because he does a want 1:59:24.840 --> 1:59:27.720 of people know he's got somebody over ID. 1:59:28.680 --> 1:59:32.480 I hold my friends and my family to the highest 1:59:32.520 --> 1:59:35.520 of standards, and everybody just not about to come around 1:59:35.560 --> 1:59:36.040 and meet them. 1:59:37.000 --> 1:59:39.880 Some of my family members. I've only met one person 1:59:39.920 --> 1:59:44.480 that I've dealt with literally okay, And it's not because 1:59:44.520 --> 1:59:46.720 I was ashamed of the person or I was hiding them. 1:59:46.800 --> 1:59:49.200 I just like, no, my family is like that, but 1:59:49.280 --> 1:59:51.040 they're going to meet the one. But have you been 1:59:51.160 --> 1:59:55.200 consistent you're solo with or you're only with that person 1:59:55.520 --> 1:59:58.560 and you still haven't even talked, you're with other people exactly. 1:59:58.600 --> 2:00:00.120 That's what I'm saying. I think that she's got be 2:00:00.160 --> 2:00:02.400 worried about. I think she's got to be worried that 2:00:02.480 --> 2:00:05.000 there's other people that are Are we are? Do we 2:00:05.080 --> 2:00:07.800 believe that she's only dealing with him? Yes? I know 2:00:08.040 --> 2:00:11.880 her intentions, she's she's she's a friend. What's going on, Gina? 2:00:11.920 --> 2:00:12.440 What do you think? 2:00:13.880 --> 2:00:18.600 Hey, Gina and Nathan. 2:00:22.200 --> 2:00:24.040 Why what's happening? Guys? 2:00:25.240 --> 2:00:28.720 So we're just in here listening. We think that it's 2:00:28.880 --> 2:00:32.080 not a red flat because what if the family is 2:00:32.200 --> 2:00:34.839 crazy and they just get all up in their business 2:00:35.000 --> 2:00:37.360 and try to interfere in their relationship? 2:00:37.600 --> 2:00:40.879 Yeah, but what about friends though? What about close guy buddies? 2:00:41.080 --> 2:00:45.800 What about that? What about he hasn't told anybody, She 2:00:45.920 --> 2:00:49.240 has not much. She has not met anybody associated with him, 2:00:49.720 --> 2:00:52.000 not even coworkers, not you know what I mean. Like, 2:00:52.680 --> 2:00:55.360 it's the only the only person that she she has 2:00:55.480 --> 2:00:58.080 Matt is the door dash delivery guy. That comes and 2:00:58.160 --> 2:00:59.800 brings food to their house when they go over to 2:00:59.840 --> 2:01:00.440 his class. 2:01:02.840 --> 2:01:03.000 Yeah. 2:01:03.040 --> 2:01:05.720 I mean maybe maybe he just wants a little privacy 2:01:05.800 --> 2:01:07.320 and he just don't want empty in this business. 2:01:07.560 --> 2:01:09.800 Yeah, that's the doorda vert. 2:01:10.000 --> 2:01:13.320 Sometimes people rush into stuff too much and start introducing 2:01:13.400 --> 2:01:14.080 him to everybody. 2:01:14.320 --> 2:01:14.800 Is my son? 2:01:15.120 --> 2:01:17.520 Like, no, take it easy, bro, slow down. I don't 2:01:17.520 --> 2:01:18.240 even know what this is. 2:01:18.520 --> 2:01:21.040 I like, what haven't said too about you know? 2:01:21.200 --> 2:01:22.520 Maybe it's just now I'm curious. 2:01:22.760 --> 2:01:25.040 You don't even get health insurance to you ninety days in? 2:01:25.200 --> 2:01:28.840 Why are you? Melissa? Do you agree that it's not 2:01:28.960 --> 2:01:30.839 a red flag like the last callers? 2:01:31.880 --> 2:01:33.600 Oh no, it's a big red flag. 2:01:33.840 --> 2:01:36.080 Even my twelve year old daughter, she's the one who 2:01:36.200 --> 2:01:38.280 texted and thinks it's a big red flash. 2:01:38.360 --> 2:01:40.880 Oh my gosh, I like it. I like, we're taking 2:01:40.920 --> 2:01:43.680 advice from a twelve year old daughter. Here, what's going on, Melissa? 2:01:43.760 --> 2:01:44.360 He's right here? 2:01:44.960 --> 2:01:48.480 So Bella say hi, Hi, Bella, Bella. How do you 2:01:48.560 --> 2:01:50.760 know it's a red flag? Are you a twelve year 2:01:50.760 --> 2:01:52.040 old that actually is? Dates? 2:01:53.280 --> 2:01:55.520 No, my uncle is doing it right now. 2:01:55.800 --> 2:01:57.920 Oh wait, a second, hold on your uncles. Let's sell 2:01:57.960 --> 2:02:00.800 out your uncle here a little bit he's hiding a 2:02:00.920 --> 2:02:04.160 girl for everybody. Yes, how do you know. 2:02:05.760 --> 2:02:07.400 Because we're still friends with her? 2:02:08.360 --> 2:02:12.480 Oh you really? Do you think that you're your Do 2:02:12.560 --> 2:02:15.720 you think your uncle is Uh he's got some other 2:02:15.800 --> 2:02:17.560 girls on the side, some potential. 2:02:18.000 --> 2:02:18.200 Yes? 2:02:18.640 --> 2:02:20.640 Really? Oh my god. I like this. By the way, 2:02:21.320 --> 2:02:23.680 we need to have we need to have more twelve 2:02:23.760 --> 2:02:29.320 year old moments where they're given a absolutely all. They're 2:02:29.360 --> 2:02:31.560 giving us all the gossip about what's going on in 2:02:31.640 --> 2:02:35.920 their family's business. Exact Melissa, are you are you with 2:02:36.200 --> 2:02:38.920 uh you know a guy right now? 2:02:39.000 --> 2:02:39.320 Or who you? 2:02:39.440 --> 2:02:40.520 What do you got in your life? 2:02:42.160 --> 2:02:42.280 Uh? 2:02:42.560 --> 2:02:42.920 Sort of? 2:02:43.120 --> 2:02:44.360 Yeah, yes, yes I am. 2:02:44.560 --> 2:02:47.240 Did your daughter give you advice on relationships? 2:02:47.560 --> 2:02:47.680 Oh? 2:02:47.800 --> 2:02:51.640 Yeah, she's my built and best friend, and she gives 2:02:51.720 --> 2:02:54.440 advice to you guys, just not on the phone on 2:02:54.560 --> 2:02:54.960 the way. 2:02:54.840 --> 2:02:55.920 To school every morning. 2:02:56.080 --> 2:03:01.840 Really, are there any red flags with mom's boyfriend? Yes? 2:03:02.160 --> 2:03:02.400 Many? 2:03:04.680 --> 2:03:05.280 Which ones are? 2:03:06.520 --> 2:03:07.080 Does she know this? 2:03:08.760 --> 2:03:08.960 Yes? 2:03:10.680 --> 2:03:11.360 Red flags? 2:03:12.520 --> 2:03:18.120 The way he acts, like what specifically, just like his 2:03:18.680 --> 2:03:19.480 like his emotions. 2:03:19.560 --> 2:03:23.400 He's still like I don't want to explain it, but 2:03:23.520 --> 2:03:25.960 he's back and forth, up and. 2:03:26.040 --> 2:03:27.440 Down, hot and cold. 2:03:29.240 --> 2:03:32.240 This amazing. You think that kids don't notice stuff that 2:03:32.360 --> 2:03:35.280 goes on. They notice everything that's unbelievable. You guys need 2:03:35.360 --> 2:03:37.800 to call us more often. I like that, Anaya, what's up? 2:03:37.840 --> 2:03:40.440 A Naya morning, guys. 2:03:40.360 --> 2:03:40.840 Good morning. 2:03:41.720 --> 2:03:44.360 I say it's definitely a red flag or maybe even 2:03:44.440 --> 2:03:47.920 yellow flag, because my first date with my now boyfriend 2:03:47.960 --> 2:03:50.120 of five years is actually with his best friends. 2:03:50.880 --> 2:03:51.360 So it. 2:03:56.040 --> 2:03:58.680 Was more so like his best friends mean. 2:03:58.640 --> 2:03:59.320 The world to him. 2:03:59.400 --> 2:04:02.080 So if I to pass that test with mingling with 2:04:02.160 --> 2:04:05.840 his friends and I was good to go five years strong. 2:04:05.680 --> 2:04:08.720 I agree, if you are that good, he's going to 2:04:08.800 --> 2:04:12.040 bring everybody and want you to be around everybody because 2:04:12.240 --> 2:04:14.800 his goal is that he wants to show you off 2:04:15.120 --> 2:04:15.640 first day. 2:04:16.000 --> 2:04:19.200 So you should ask her though, if the guy, if 2:04:19.240 --> 2:04:21.200 his friends are that important to where they really need 2:04:21.280 --> 2:04:21.440 to know? 2:04:21.560 --> 2:04:24.720 With the first date with best friends, I feel like 2:04:24.800 --> 2:04:27.080 you don't know how you know, you know, you don't 2:04:27.080 --> 2:04:29.520 know how to operate on your own, but within the first. 2:04:29.880 --> 2:04:32.400 Within the first month or two, you you can't wait 2:04:32.480 --> 2:04:34.920 to introduce him to your family unless your family is 2:04:34.960 --> 2:04:36.960 like Shannon's family and they're embarrassing, and then you don't. 2:04:36.840 --> 2:04:41.400 Want to personally true what's up. 2:04:41.360 --> 2:04:45.000 Tiffany High, Yeah, I think it's a red flag. 2:04:45.240 --> 2:04:47.040 I kind of feel dumb. 2:04:47.200 --> 2:04:51.080 But I dated a guy for six years and never 2:04:51.200 --> 2:04:52.879 met any of his friends or coworkers. 2:04:55.000 --> 2:04:57.040 Why why was he keeping you a secret? 2:04:58.800 --> 2:05:01.680 Well, he was the whole entire time, but he was 2:05:01.760 --> 2:05:05.320 cheating with coworkers and he was a er nurse, but 2:05:06.200 --> 2:05:10.720 they cheated within the whole entire you know, working industry. 2:05:10.880 --> 2:05:14.240 But I've heard, yeah I met his family, but yeah, 2:05:14.240 --> 2:05:16.800 I never met any of his coworkers or friends. 2:05:17.560 --> 2:05:20.920 Yeah, that's I'm telling you. I think this is maybe 2:05:21.000 --> 2:05:23.280 not going to go six years before he introduces, But 2:05:23.360 --> 2:05:26.200 I think that there is something to this relationship not 2:05:26.760 --> 2:05:31.360 introducing to people that you supposedly care about, including your 2:05:31.560 --> 2:05:32.240 best friend. 2:05:32.480 --> 2:05:34.320 Has he had a lot of failed relationships. 2:05:35.440 --> 2:05:35.960 I don't know. 2:05:36.240 --> 2:05:38.960 I don't know this story. Maybe he's like, I don't 2:05:39.000 --> 2:05:41.160 want to just keep introducing people. I want to make 2:05:41.200 --> 2:05:43.839 sure this is someone that will last, and then I'll introduce. 2:05:43.960 --> 2:05:45.280 Or maybe you're the embarrassing friend. 2:05:46.200 --> 2:05:46.440 I'm not. 2:05:46.600 --> 2:05:48.920 I'm actually not. I'm friends with We're friends with her. 2:05:49.080 --> 2:05:51.800 So that's why why I'm bringing up, you know, because 2:05:51.800 --> 2:05:54.360 I think that there's definitely something to be said about that. 2:05:55.240 --> 2:05:57.400 If your friends don't make fun of you, they aren't 2:05:57.440 --> 2:05:58.320 real friends. 2:05:58.560 --> 2:06:01.800 It's in the morning, Stay funny, my friends. 2:06:02.840 --> 2:06:08.000 See Cardi, d Stop dogg, DGEs Zar Larsen, Vincent Boone, Kish, 2:06:08.080 --> 2:06:10.720 Yes See and more. At our twenty twenty six iHeart 2:06:10.840 --> 2:06:13.640 Radio Music Festival, Vijo has your shot to get in now. 2:06:14.120 --> 2:06:18.560 It is all happening at T Mobile Arena in Las Vegas, 2:06:18.640 --> 2:06:22.919 hosted by our guy Ryan Seacrest, two nights September eighteenth 2:06:22.960 --> 2:06:28.040 September nineteenth. You want to go, Text Vegas. 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I 2:06:56.560 --> 2:06:58.520 hate even bringing this up because I don't even want 2:06:58.560 --> 2:07:00.680 to call it this because I'm I'm hoping that it's 2:07:00.760 --> 2:07:04.440 not to this point, but because you have had a 2:07:04.520 --> 2:07:07.600 stalker before, Shannon and uh, and I don't want to 2:07:07.680 --> 2:07:15.400 do this. But I yesterday met a person that I 2:07:15.720 --> 2:07:18.440 think might be a little stack Shannon stalker. And she 2:07:18.520 --> 2:07:22.760 has told me before that she's got this person that has, 2:07:22.920 --> 2:07:25.440 you know, from time to time, reached out to her. 2:07:26.080 --> 2:07:28.440 And I hate bringing this up because it's one of 2:07:28.480 --> 2:07:29.920 those things where it's like you don't want it to 2:07:29.960 --> 2:07:33.040 actually be that the guy is, you know, weird and unstable. 2:07:33.320 --> 2:07:35.879 But yesterday afternoon I went to go get my physical 2:07:36.000 --> 2:07:40.839 therapy done. I do Pete shout out to Team Rehab 2:07:41.080 --> 2:07:44.880 and Amy over there. But right before I was going, 2:07:45.080 --> 2:07:47.280 I ended up going to the Jimmy Johns over on 2:07:47.960 --> 2:07:52.160 on Square Lake Road, and I ran into this guy 2:07:52.480 --> 2:07:55.720 where you know that somebody has a little bit of 2:07:55.840 --> 2:07:59.080 stalkersh vibes. When you run into him, you talk to him. 2:07:59.200 --> 2:08:01.440 And the whole time all the guy had kept doing 2:08:01.480 --> 2:08:06.120 to me the whole time was Hey, uh, how's Shannon doing? 2:08:06.240 --> 2:08:07.200 What's going on with Shannon? 2:08:07.440 --> 2:08:07.600 Hey? 2:08:07.640 --> 2:08:07.960 Who is it? 2:08:08.160 --> 2:08:08.320 You know? 2:08:08.400 --> 2:08:10.960 And he kept asking me questions about our very own 2:08:11.000 --> 2:08:13.640 Shannon and talking about that, and to a point where 2:08:14.160 --> 2:08:15.760 he was like, Hey, I got to show you this 2:08:15.880 --> 2:08:18.280 pictures I have of Shannon, And he had like a 2:08:18.440 --> 2:08:21.440 lot of pictures of Shannon, but there were pictures with Shannon. 2:08:21.680 --> 2:08:24.160 So he's been out to see yours. He's seen you 2:08:24.280 --> 2:08:27.440 a bunch of times, and and I'm like, oh, that's 2:08:27.480 --> 2:08:30.240 really nice. Oh that's great. What's going on? What about keV? 2:08:30.600 --> 2:08:34.240 You know you're like, did bring me up? 2:08:36.000 --> 2:08:36.280 Come on? 2:08:36.440 --> 2:08:36.760 I did? 2:08:37.280 --> 2:08:39.200 I actually did. I talked about all you guys. I 2:08:39.280 --> 2:08:41.240 tried to. I tried to go make it seem but 2:08:41.320 --> 2:08:44.200 it was weird because in it in uh. At one 2:08:44.280 --> 2:08:48.400 point during the conversation he actually knew. He's like, well, 2:08:48.640 --> 2:08:50.800 I know Shannon's going to be and he started like 2:08:50.960 --> 2:08:53.320 naming things that you're doing, because you talk about the 2:08:53.320 --> 2:08:56.440 stuff that you go do, and then he knew everything 2:08:56.600 --> 2:08:58.840 about you. And it got to a point where And 2:08:58.880 --> 2:09:00.920 I don't know if any listeners have ever had a stalker. 2:09:00.960 --> 2:09:04.280 If you've ever had a stalker, man, I don't know 2:09:04.320 --> 2:09:08.120 how you deal with it, because I I would. My 2:09:08.240 --> 2:09:11.280 problem is I'm not so nice to everybody. I'd probably 2:09:11.400 --> 2:09:13.120 be nice to my stalker, you know what I mean? 2:09:14.040 --> 2:09:15.320 But do you know what I'm talking about? 2:09:15.400 --> 2:09:16.360 I know who you're talking about. 2:09:16.600 --> 2:09:20.320 Yeah, And do you send Stockers vibes or no? 2:09:21.000 --> 2:09:23.600 Do I send stockershbes, you mean, do I get. 2:09:25.280 --> 2:09:27.920 Oh, do I send think he's just really friendly? 2:09:30.760 --> 2:09:34.320 Yeah, it's like I want to assume the best about 2:09:34.400 --> 2:09:38.880 somebody's intentions. But I've been in this situation before, unfortunately, 2:09:39.040 --> 2:09:43.240 and that situation just ended last year, thank god, in 2:09:43.320 --> 2:09:47.040 a courtroom in fact, And so I just like. 2:09:47.240 --> 2:09:52.240 Know, was that person different than this one? Was that 2:09:52.280 --> 2:09:55.280 one more scary than the very Yeah? 2:09:56.000 --> 2:09:58.840 So I'm just like super cautious, but like to your point, 2:10:00.120 --> 2:10:02.240 I am trying to be kind and not like I 2:10:02.280 --> 2:10:04.800 don't want to be not I don't want to be. 2:10:04.920 --> 2:10:06.080 Mean to this person. 2:10:06.600 --> 2:10:10.040 But yeah, I'm starting to feel a little bit uncomfortable, 2:10:10.200 --> 2:10:12.600 and I know exactly what's going to happen in about 2:10:12.640 --> 2:10:16.000 twenty seconds is Officer Josh, who helped me with the 2:10:16.080 --> 2:10:17.320 last time, it's going to text me and be like, 2:10:17.360 --> 2:10:19.440 what do we need to do? That's nice, it's not 2:10:19.520 --> 2:10:21.480 to the I don't think it's to that point, but because. 2:10:21.240 --> 2:10:23.640 The craziest thing is like you don't want to wait 2:10:23.800 --> 2:10:27.320 until it gets to a point where you're being more reactive, right, 2:10:27.320 --> 2:10:29.400 you know what I mean, where like something crazy happens 2:10:29.400 --> 2:10:32.120 where they show up or like you right until a 2:10:32.240 --> 2:10:35.120 moment that quote unquote makes it a stalker situation, Like 2:10:35.160 --> 2:10:36.840 it's kind of to that point is building. 2:10:36.640 --> 2:10:40.280 Up, right, And that's why I say, like, I want 2:10:40.320 --> 2:10:42.720 to assume the best about this person's intentions, but I 2:10:42.760 --> 2:10:45.760 feel like it's getting to be I mean, you saw 2:10:45.760 --> 2:10:46.560 it first, yet it's. 2:10:46.400 --> 2:10:48.560 Going to be a lot. This is the part that 2:10:49.120 --> 2:10:51.440 when he started talking to me, he was like, yeah, 2:10:51.760 --> 2:10:53.400 He's like, and she cut her hair and I'm like. 2:10:53.440 --> 2:10:55.480 Oh my god, literally happened one day ago. 2:10:55.800 --> 2:10:57.560 And then he's like, and then I went to the 2:10:57.800 --> 2:11:01.440 hair salon and you picked it up off the floor. No. 2:11:01.840 --> 2:11:03.480 But I said to him, I go, I go, well, 2:11:03.520 --> 2:11:06.640 you know Shannon and Wes her husband, you know. And 2:11:06.800 --> 2:11:09.240 I've always kept trying to say that because I don't 2:11:09.240 --> 2:11:11.520 think that this guy seems like he is to me, 2:11:11.760 --> 2:11:15.240 doesn't come across to me like he wants to do 2:11:15.400 --> 2:11:18.280 any harm. But I think he's got I think he's 2:11:18.320 --> 2:11:20.280 got like a like a thing, like there's a you 2:11:20.360 --> 2:11:20.760 know what I mean. 2:11:21.160 --> 2:11:21.320 Yeah. 2:11:21.360 --> 2:11:23.400 That's one of the scariest things though, is a lot 2:11:23.480 --> 2:11:26.240 of times I think stalkers don't think that what they're 2:11:26.240 --> 2:11:29.120 doing is wrong, Like they're so delusional that they think 2:11:29.200 --> 2:11:32.080 it's normal, but it's like, actually very scary. 2:11:32.960 --> 2:11:34.560 Have you ever dealt with, like with a stalker situation? 2:11:35.840 --> 2:11:38.520 Yeah, but it was an ex boyfriend. 2:11:38.800 --> 2:11:41.720 But oh, that's showing up to my apartment because he 2:11:41.760 --> 2:11:43.280 knew where I lived and he would get into my 2:11:43.400 --> 2:11:44.760 building and show up at my door. 2:11:44.760 --> 2:11:46.280 I ended up having apartments. 2:11:46.480 --> 2:11:47.720 That is crazy. 2:11:48.080 --> 2:11:50.720 That's worse to me because, yeah, because they were part 2:11:50.760 --> 2:11:52.480 of your life and everybody knows him as part of 2:11:52.520 --> 2:11:54.840 your life, and people just think that you're you know, 2:11:54.960 --> 2:11:57.480 either they think either you're bitter or they think that 2:11:57.600 --> 2:12:00.240 this person's just really hurt, you know, and something, and 2:12:00.320 --> 2:12:01.520 they kind of give that more. 2:12:02.280 --> 2:12:04.680 And then it turned into like a blackmail situation where 2:12:04.760 --> 2:12:06.960 they knew so many things about me because we had 2:12:07.120 --> 2:12:09.680 a relationship that they were like threatening like, oh, I'm 2:12:09.680 --> 2:12:11.200 going to send it to your boss. I'm going to 2:12:11.280 --> 2:12:12.280 send this, I'm going to do that. 2:12:12.520 --> 2:12:15.600 Right What were they going to send What do you think, Mojo? 2:12:16.000 --> 2:12:18.800 Oh wait, they were going to send nudes and stuff. 2:12:18.880 --> 2:12:21.320 Yeah, to like my boss who was But why would 2:12:21.360 --> 2:12:23.480 they But why would Dan Kilbert at the time that 2:12:23.560 --> 2:12:26.600 you said, but why would people why would like, you know, 2:12:26.880 --> 2:12:28.960 the nudes to your boss be something that you would 2:12:29.000 --> 2:12:30.760 want to like hold against the person. 2:12:30.840 --> 2:12:32.240 You know what he was like, if you're not going 2:12:32.280 --> 2:12:33.640 to open your door and let me in, I'm going 2:12:33.720 --> 2:12:35.440 to send this Oh my god, your boss. 2:12:35.600 --> 2:12:36.080 That's crazy. 2:12:36.080 --> 2:12:38.320 I'd be like, I mean, I probably look really cute 2:12:38.320 --> 2:12:38.720 in the photo. 2:12:38.800 --> 2:12:41.640 So wait, Lydia, you got to call the text and 2:12:41.920 --> 2:12:44.640 uh two three one answer your phone and said I 2:12:44.720 --> 2:12:48.200 had a stalker who is eighty three an eighty You 2:12:48.240 --> 2:12:51.240 don't have a stalker, brother, And maybe they're just slow. 2:12:52.000 --> 2:12:55.160 Maybe what's going on? How you doing, April? 2:12:56.040 --> 2:12:57.040 Okay, what's going on? 2:12:57.200 --> 2:12:57.720 Good morning? 2:12:58.680 --> 2:13:00.760 By the way, if you relate to this topic and 2:13:00.840 --> 2:13:02.960 you don't want to text your whole story, just text 2:13:03.200 --> 2:13:05.600 call me to nine five five zero zero and Lydia 2:13:05.600 --> 2:13:07.720 will call you. What's going on? Yeah? 2:13:07.760 --> 2:13:10.360 No, I don't necessarily relate to this story in general. 2:13:10.760 --> 2:13:13.480 I just hope that this soccer day that you know, 2:13:14.280 --> 2:13:15.720 you guys are talking about. 2:13:15.640 --> 2:13:18.520 Kind of takes the hint on this plug that you're putting. 2:13:18.320 --> 2:13:22.240 In there, like hey dude, you know, like hey homies, Yeah, 2:13:22.600 --> 2:13:23.400 it doesn't he. 2:13:23.440 --> 2:13:24.080 Doesn't want you. 2:13:24.440 --> 2:13:28.320 If you were at Jimmy John's yesterday, I'm talking about yeah, 2:13:29.440 --> 2:13:32.320 and honestly if that's if so, can I tell you something, April, 2:13:32.400 --> 2:13:34.680 If that was me that was being talked about, I 2:13:34.760 --> 2:13:38.120 would call and say please. I mean no harm. I'm 2:13:38.160 --> 2:13:40.920 just honestly, I'm honestly a big fan, and I think 2:13:40.960 --> 2:13:45.520 that there are sometimes where people can have a crush 2:13:45.920 --> 2:13:50.120 or have like an affinity for somebody with in go 2:13:50.400 --> 2:13:52.160 you know what, maybe I am a little bit too 2:13:52.280 --> 2:13:55.000 much contacting the person or or showing up at that 2:13:55.200 --> 2:13:55.880 person stuff. 2:13:56.160 --> 2:13:59.560 For sure, there's a complete invasion of privacy and space, 2:13:59.720 --> 2:14:03.080 even if you're not in someone six foot perimeter. 2:14:03.360 --> 2:14:06.000 You know, you gotta you guys, gotta stay away. 2:14:06.280 --> 2:14:08.240 Yeah, hopefully hopefully takes the hint. 2:14:08.600 --> 2:14:11.880 So Jimmy John's guy, you need you need to take. 2:14:11.800 --> 2:14:16.520 The hint freaky fast. Please, what's up Colton? 2:14:18.400 --> 2:14:18.800 What's up? 2:14:18.920 --> 2:14:19.240 Guys? 2:14:22.360 --> 2:14:24.440 It's all an excation if you're asking me. 2:14:24.600 --> 2:14:26.839 It all starts at one. 2:14:26.760 --> 2:14:30.000 Spot and then they'll push back now and then it 2:14:30.200 --> 2:14:30.919 just escalates. 2:14:31.000 --> 2:14:32.880 So far are you? I would just take care of it, 2:14:33.320 --> 2:14:34.760 like everyone says. 2:14:35.000 --> 2:14:37.960 Yeah, but it looks like you got everyone has your back, 2:14:38.080 --> 2:14:38.640 you know, So. 2:14:39.240 --> 2:14:42.400 Yeah, with uh, with the person, and I don't want 2:14:42.440 --> 2:14:44.040 to get into it too much with the other person. 2:14:44.160 --> 2:14:46.120 Did the other person start off slow and then speed 2:14:46.200 --> 2:14:48.520 up or did it just get crazy right away? I 2:14:48.520 --> 2:14:48.960 don't remember. 2:14:49.000 --> 2:14:49.880 It got crazy right away. 2:14:49.880 --> 2:14:50.400 That's what I thought. 2:14:50.520 --> 2:14:52.760 It was actually scary. Yeah, do you remember what they 2:14:52.760 --> 2:14:54.320 were doing? I can't say in the air, but it 2:14:54.480 --> 2:14:54.880 was scary. 2:14:55.040 --> 2:14:58.280 Yeah, I do remember, and I uh, I do not 2:14:58.400 --> 2:15:00.480 ever want a stalker, and I don't think that I'm 2:15:00.480 --> 2:15:04.080 honestly interesting enough to stalk. I'm surprised you don't have 2:15:04.120 --> 2:15:06.040 a stock. There are a number of people that have 2:15:06.200 --> 2:15:08.320 been on the show that have had stalkers that I 2:15:08.520 --> 2:15:12.160 look at it in the situations and I go, these 2:15:12.160 --> 2:15:13.560 people have way too much time. 2:15:14.560 --> 2:15:16.440 Where they am not that interesting of a person. I 2:15:16.480 --> 2:15:17.400 can miss you this. 2:15:18.320 --> 2:15:19.040 What's up? Ali? 2:15:20.720 --> 2:15:25.320 Hey Majoe. So I dated my boyfriend back in high 2:15:25.360 --> 2:15:28.640 school and graduated in two thousand and nine, So they'll 2:15:28.680 --> 2:15:32.320 give you a pretext of how old I am. Just 2:15:32.520 --> 2:15:35.840 two years ago, I was working in a different job 2:15:36.080 --> 2:15:38.600 and he showed up one day to my job, and you, 2:15:38.680 --> 2:15:41.720 I haven't seen him in ten years, and I was 2:15:41.760 --> 2:15:44.120 giving him the time of day, being casual, and that's 2:15:44.160 --> 2:15:46.560 when he told me he has still done background checks 2:15:46.640 --> 2:15:50.280 on me every year. Randomly, just to keep tabs on 2:15:50.400 --> 2:15:51.640 me and make sure I'm okay. 2:15:54.320 --> 2:15:54.600 Yeah. 2:15:55.040 --> 2:15:58.720 So I was out one day and I had heard 2:15:58.720 --> 2:16:01.440 from one of my other friends. He found out I 2:16:01.560 --> 2:16:05.400 had gotten married, and he was waiting for me to 2:16:05.520 --> 2:16:09.000 be single because he knew it wouldn't laugh. Mind you, 2:16:09.200 --> 2:16:12.080 He cheated on me and that's why we broke up after. 2:16:12.200 --> 2:16:14.480 He was abusive physically and emotionally. 2:16:14.800 --> 2:16:17.040 So I wonder if it was the way that it 2:16:17.200 --> 2:16:19.800 ended he didn't like it and he wanted to restart 2:16:19.880 --> 2:16:22.720 it again, so it can be different, you know, And 2:16:23.360 --> 2:16:28.600 honestly maybe yeah, And honestly, there's a level of control. Well, 2:16:28.960 --> 2:16:30.760 if the guy does that to you too, where he's 2:16:30.960 --> 2:16:33.800 you know, an abusive guy, he's got a level of 2:16:33.879 --> 2:16:36.280 control and he couldn't control the situation. So this is 2:16:36.360 --> 2:16:38.160 his way of trying to do it. And man, that 2:16:38.360 --> 2:16:40.400 is a scary situation to be in. I'm sorry that 2:16:40.440 --> 2:16:42.760 you were in that, Shannon, what's up? 2:16:44.600 --> 2:16:44.800 Jay? 2:16:44.879 --> 2:16:45.440 Good morning? 2:16:45.640 --> 2:16:46.199 Good morning. 2:16:47.000 --> 2:16:52.560 I had a guy following me home from Kroger and 2:16:52.760 --> 2:16:54.160 stocked me for a year. 2:16:54.879 --> 2:16:57.520 What what sort of things was he doing? 2:16:59.240 --> 2:16:59.400 Well? 2:16:59.480 --> 2:17:02.080 I was and when I met him, and I didn't 2:17:02.160 --> 2:17:05.080 actually meet him, but he kept following me around, asked 2:17:05.120 --> 2:17:07.880 me out for coffee and I said no, thanks. Then 2:17:07.920 --> 2:17:11.840 he followed me home, and I happened to live in 2:17:12.320 --> 2:17:18.280 a condo and my neighbor told him my name, so 2:17:18.400 --> 2:17:20.960 I would get flowers and I would get food, and 2:17:21.840 --> 2:17:25.040 it happened for a year. So luckily I have a 2:17:25.160 --> 2:17:28.640 police officer's son, and I told him about it, and 2:17:28.680 --> 2:17:32.240 he says, you're telling me this now, and then after 2:17:32.360 --> 2:17:34.360 that point it was put to an end. 2:17:35.240 --> 2:17:36.160 It was kind of creepy. 2:17:36.400 --> 2:17:39.119 And it all started with him just following you home 2:17:39.160 --> 2:17:43.920 while you were at Kroger grocery shopping. Yes, and you 2:17:44.040 --> 2:17:46.680 didn't know him beforehand, like this was your first interaction 2:17:46.959 --> 2:17:50.200 was in all thirteen first first time? 2:17:50.360 --> 2:17:51.240 Never saw him again. 2:17:51.800 --> 2:17:52.000 Wow. 2:17:52.160 --> 2:17:54.600 And the funny thing is that he was a police 2:17:54.680 --> 2:17:56.359 officer from downriver. 2:17:56.600 --> 2:18:00.359 Oh my god, and he's all, wow, that's not alone. 2:18:00.520 --> 2:18:03.199 And that goes to a level where you're scared because 2:18:03.760 --> 2:18:07.360 they have the ability to be at yeah, wow, thank 2:18:07.400 --> 2:18:10.480 god you have a son that's a cop. Jeannie had 2:18:10.840 --> 2:18:13.640 someone show up at her work. That's the part where 2:18:13.680 --> 2:18:16.120 this would get weird is all of a sudden, they're 2:18:16.120 --> 2:18:19.280 showing up at places that you are and always have 2:18:19.400 --> 2:18:23.160 to be like work, what's up, Jenny, Good. 2:18:23.080 --> 2:18:24.480 Morning, guys, Good morning. 2:18:24.560 --> 2:18:24.720 Hey. 2:18:26.720 --> 2:18:29.120 So I had a woman show up at my work. 2:18:29.200 --> 2:18:32.440 I worked at a local urgent care, so it was 2:18:32.520 --> 2:18:35.360 a business so it was really hard to tell them 2:18:35.400 --> 2:18:38.160 they couldn't come there. But her and her husband would 2:18:38.200 --> 2:18:41.360 come to my urgent care that I worked at, seeking 2:18:41.640 --> 2:18:49.160 care supposedly, and they claimed that they wanted to be seen. 2:18:49.879 --> 2:18:51.640 Only it was coming here to see me. 2:18:52.400 --> 2:18:54.480 Wait, it was two people stalking you. 2:18:56.000 --> 2:18:59.120 It was the wife and her husband both Why what 2:18:59.320 --> 2:19:04.840 was going on? He supposedly had been having dreams about 2:19:04.959 --> 2:19:08.840 me and told her that. 2:19:10.320 --> 2:19:14.240 He'd been having these dreams, and they came there to 2:19:14.520 --> 2:19:21.199 see me, and then they somehow figured out where I worked. 2:19:22.800 --> 2:19:26.400 Wow. So being stocked by two people, were they trying 2:19:26.440 --> 2:19:27.760 to have a relationship with you? 2:19:28.160 --> 2:19:28.800 That's my question. 2:19:30.280 --> 2:19:31.520 I think he was. 2:19:35.200 --> 2:19:40.320 She wanted to beat me up basically, and they had 2:19:40.440 --> 2:19:42.920 stopped my Facebook to see where I worked. 2:19:43.720 --> 2:19:46.240 Wow. Mmmm, that's crazy. 2:19:47.720 --> 2:19:50.600 Then they discovered where I lived and they would block 2:19:50.680 --> 2:19:53.360 me in my driveway so I couldn't get out. 2:19:53.920 --> 2:19:58.480 Yes, oh my god, this is this is up? 2:19:59.800 --> 2:20:02.720 They well, I had to contact the police and they 2:20:02.840 --> 2:20:04.199 knew who these people. 2:20:04.040 --> 2:20:06.960 Were why because they they had done this before? Or 2:20:07.040 --> 2:20:09.280 how do they know who these people were? They did 2:20:09.280 --> 2:20:10.840 it to another people just before. 2:20:11.280 --> 2:20:14.280 Oh my god, yes they had done this. They without 2:20:14.360 --> 2:20:17.960 even saying who the the last name of the people were. 2:20:18.480 --> 2:20:19.480 They knew right away. 2:20:19.920 --> 2:20:23.600 Wow. So how did it end or is it still going? 2:20:25.360 --> 2:20:25.400 No? 2:20:25.680 --> 2:20:28.800 It lasted off and on for about six months, and 2:20:29.000 --> 2:20:30.840 I was at the point where I was about to 2:20:30.920 --> 2:20:35.080 get a no contact order and then it, as fast 2:20:35.120 --> 2:20:36.720 as it started, it just stopped. 2:20:37.400 --> 2:20:40.960 Wow. Wow, that's that is scary. You got two people 2:20:41.080 --> 2:20:43.360 that are doing this whole thing to you. Oh my god, 2:20:43.400 --> 2:20:46.200 what different motives. I got a couple more people here 2:20:46.240 --> 2:20:47.880 that are interesting, and I almost feel like I can 2:20:47.920 --> 2:20:49.760 take these calls and do them all day. But I'm 2:20:49.760 --> 2:20:52.000 gonna real quick. I'm gonna get to them. Is if 2:20:52.000 --> 2:20:54.160 they can tell fast stories, because I got to get 2:20:54.200 --> 2:21:00.200 to a break. Neosha, are you there? Niosha? Hi Ya 2:21:00.360 --> 2:21:02.280 had a stalker when she was in college and what 2:21:02.400 --> 2:21:02.840 would they do? 2:21:04.520 --> 2:21:08.400 So he would show up to all of my classes 2:21:08.600 --> 2:21:12.039 waiting for me to get done, and then I started 2:21:12.040 --> 2:21:14.080 getting like I'd get back to my car and they'd 2:21:14.120 --> 2:21:16.720 be like a box of something like a gift, and 2:21:17.080 --> 2:21:19.080 people started coming up to me and being like, hey, 2:21:19.120 --> 2:21:21.120 your boyfriend dropped something off for you. I'd put it 2:21:21.200 --> 2:21:24.320 in your locker and I'd be like, well, I'm. 2:21:24.000 --> 2:21:25.640 Single, I don't have a boyfriend. 2:21:26.720 --> 2:21:29.840 And he would be like it was him just giving gifts, 2:21:29.920 --> 2:21:31.720 and it was like food gifts because I went to 2:21:31.760 --> 2:21:35.920 college for culinary and so he would just be giving 2:21:36.000 --> 2:21:40.840 different like food gifts or different like kitchenware gifts. But 2:21:40.959 --> 2:21:42.680 they would just be left for me and he'd be 2:21:42.720 --> 2:21:44.359 waiting for me at the end of my classes. 2:21:44.680 --> 2:21:49.480 Wow, it's crazy. Were any of the gifts good with 2:21:50.160 --> 2:21:50.760 nice gifts? 2:21:51.920 --> 2:21:52.120 Yeah? 2:21:52.200 --> 2:21:54.959 I mean they tasted great, Like hell, you. 2:21:54.959 --> 2:21:59.279 Would actually eat him? I can't eat them? Are you crazy? 2:21:59.560 --> 2:21:59.760 Yeah? 2:22:03.240 --> 2:22:05.199 I had some of my friends take. 2:22:05.160 --> 2:22:17.560 Them too, So like, ok, hold on, Nancy's ax would 2:22:17.640 --> 2:22:18.840 break into our house. 2:22:19.120 --> 2:22:22.879 What are these people and steal things. 2:22:23.000 --> 2:22:26.879 And then regift them to you, Christy Nancy. 2:22:28.320 --> 2:22:30.800 Yeah, so okay, I'll try to be real quick. So 2:22:31.320 --> 2:22:35.119 my ex broke into my house. I used to work 2:22:35.120 --> 2:22:37.240 in the daycare a long long time ago, but he 2:22:37.320 --> 2:22:40.039 broke into my house took all my parent gifts because 2:22:40.040 --> 2:22:42.200 it was Christmas, so all like the gifts from the 2:22:42.320 --> 2:22:45.840 kids took all those. And then there was another instance 2:22:45.959 --> 2:22:48.120 where I tried to take off and go to Florida 2:22:48.240 --> 2:22:50.920 to get away from him. And when we were driving 2:22:51.040 --> 2:22:54.480 to the airport, I saw a car like on the 2:22:54.560 --> 2:22:57.560 side of the road, but I didn't really think of 2:22:57.640 --> 2:23:00.840 anything until I saw the headlights come on and I'm like, oh, 2:23:00.920 --> 2:23:02.920 that's him. I'm like, I know his car, I know 2:23:03.080 --> 2:23:03.800 those headlights. 2:23:03.879 --> 2:23:04.879 So we pulled off to. 2:23:04.959 --> 2:23:05.600 The gas station. 2:23:06.240 --> 2:23:07.240 Sure enough it was him. 2:23:07.720 --> 2:23:12.160 He was following me to the airport. So the yeah, 2:23:12.200 --> 2:23:14.680 the gas station attendant like held him back and we 2:23:14.840 --> 2:23:17.840 took off. So got that. And then the final straw 2:23:18.120 --> 2:23:21.160 where he finally stopped was he came to the house 2:23:21.200 --> 2:23:23.320 and he tried to get into the house and we 2:23:23.480 --> 2:23:25.640 locked like all the doors, and he kept going to 2:23:25.720 --> 2:23:28.960 all the doors. We called the police, and then I 2:23:29.040 --> 2:23:31.880 went to go outside like to talk to the police, 2:23:31.959 --> 2:23:34.520 and I ended up seeing where he was. He was 2:23:34.640 --> 2:23:37.800 hidden like between the house and between the bushes, all 2:23:37.879 --> 2:23:40.480 crouched down, and then so the police took him. And 2:23:40.600 --> 2:23:42.080 that was like the final straw where he. 2:23:45.600 --> 2:23:51.880 Is crazy. This is nuts, right, you didn't eat any 2:23:51.920 --> 2:24:02.840 of his with everyone. Last last call Alexis was mistakenly stocked. 2:24:03.160 --> 2:24:05.520 What does that mean? Alexis explained it to us. 2:24:06.959 --> 2:24:11.320 Okay, so I was still being mistakenly stocked. So my 2:24:11.520 --> 2:24:14.760 maiden name is that of a porn star. So I 2:24:15.160 --> 2:24:18.720 randomly for the last like five years, I get mail 2:24:19.200 --> 2:24:24.000 of the that contained pictures of her, and the older 2:24:24.080 --> 2:24:28.119 gentleman want my signature, and they return envelopes and there 2:24:28.160 --> 2:24:29.760 for me them sign them and mail them back. 2:24:29.959 --> 2:24:31.800 They think you're the porn star because you have the 2:24:31.879 --> 2:24:34.640 exact same name as the porn star. What's the name? 2:24:36.360 --> 2:24:39.120 Well, yeah, there you go, because I don't want to 2:24:39.160 --> 2:24:40.480 give my whole name out. 2:24:46.280 --> 2:24:49.160 One day, Mike, we had a girl and a listener 2:24:49.280 --> 2:24:50.720 on the phone and I go, hey, Mia is on 2:24:50.800 --> 2:24:51.040 the phone. 2:24:51.080 --> 2:24:55.000 He goes, He was like, I mean, how do I know? 2:24:56.680 --> 2:24:57.560 You know what you need to do? 2:24:57.680 --> 2:24:59.720 By the way, you need to take like a very 2:24:59.840 --> 2:25:01.920 car vert up photo of yourself, sign it and be 2:25:02.080 --> 2:25:04.800 like this is actually who you're sending these requests. 2:25:04.920 --> 2:25:06.160 Now. I don't know if I would. 2:25:05.920 --> 2:25:06.400 Want to do that. 2:25:06.520 --> 2:25:07.320 I look at zero. 2:25:07.800 --> 2:25:09.920 Well, some people say that I need to send it back, 2:25:10.040 --> 2:25:12.320 like sign it and say like you can vend me 2:25:12.400 --> 2:25:14.280 some money and I'll sign it and send it back 2:25:14.320 --> 2:25:14.480 to you. 2:25:15.720 --> 2:25:18.320 Can I ask it would be too much to ask you? 2:25:18.440 --> 2:25:20.560 What is this? The porn star's name Alexis what. 2:25:22.040 --> 2:25:25.080 No, actually her the last name is Campbell. 2:25:25.240 --> 2:25:28.480 Okay, all right, a very popular last name. 2:25:28.520 --> 2:25:30.119 That's weird. It's kind of crazy. 2:25:30.440 --> 2:25:34.400 Well her, yeah, yeah, her first name starts with an 2:25:34.480 --> 2:25:36.519 E and alexis actually. 2:25:36.240 --> 2:25:36.960 Is not my real name? 2:25:37.280 --> 2:25:40.040 Okay? Can I just say this real quick, like you 2:25:40.280 --> 2:25:44.600 have got to listen full disclosure? I well, I watched 2:25:44.640 --> 2:25:46.959 porn or I'm not all the time. That sounds weird 2:25:47.040 --> 2:25:50.080 saying that, but but to be that obsessed with a 2:25:50.120 --> 2:25:52.880 porn star that you would send her head shots and 2:25:53.040 --> 2:25:55.480 ask her to that sign them. I mean, that's kind 2:25:55.520 --> 2:25:55.800 of weird. 2:25:56.959 --> 2:26:00.920 And there's more than just headshots. Let me just say yeah, 2:26:02.200 --> 2:26:04.280 and one of them is like one of them. 2:26:04.280 --> 2:26:06.920 Is like really when I got recently the guys like 2:26:07.200 --> 2:26:08.240 lives like two miles. 2:26:08.040 --> 2:26:08.520 Away from me. 2:26:08.840 --> 2:26:11.840 Oh, multiple people, that's the nuts. 2:26:12.720 --> 2:26:13.879 It's multiple different people. 2:26:14.000 --> 2:26:17.760 You need to change your name. Thank you for the 2:26:17.840 --> 2:26:22.360 call or appreciate it. Oh my god, I could go 2:26:22.440 --> 2:26:24.600 on forever. Lydia just keeps putting them on one of 2:26:24.640 --> 2:26:26.120 the other people. I can't grab it because we got 2:26:26.320 --> 2:26:29.400 like the person the stalker bugged their car put a 2:26:29.440 --> 2:26:30.480 bug in. I got to hear that. 2:26:30.640 --> 2:26:31.960 Terrifying what you want to hear it? 2:26:32.400 --> 2:26:36.360 Hold on, Kristen, the how did how did you find 2:26:36.600 --> 2:26:37.560 that they bugged your car? 2:26:38.879 --> 2:26:41.480 He would send me text like where I was at, 2:26:41.800 --> 2:26:42.640 what I was doing? 2:26:43.400 --> 2:26:43.720 He was? 2:26:44.600 --> 2:26:46.960 I mean anywhere that I was? 2:26:47.320 --> 2:26:47.720 He knew. 2:26:48.600 --> 2:26:52.760 So then I got a detector from the police and 2:26:52.879 --> 2:26:56.039 they went over my car and they had those tiles and. 2:26:56.200 --> 2:26:58.520 They pulled them out. Wow, where was he hiding the 2:26:58.959 --> 2:27:03.960 bug in? The Oh? Does he have to get in 2:27:04.120 --> 2:27:05.320 your car in order to put that? 2:27:06.720 --> 2:27:08.600 Yes, he was in my car one time and it 2:27:08.720 --> 2:27:10.879 was a year ago and he was in my car 2:27:11.280 --> 2:27:12.360 and he stuffed him in there. 2:27:14.320 --> 2:27:16.879 That is nuts. Every single thing that you ever did 2:27:16.920 --> 2:27:20.960 in that car he knew. All right, Well, thank you 2:27:21.080 --> 2:27:23.119 for the calls. We appreciate it. These are crazy. 2:27:23.640 --> 2:27:28.480 This is Mojo in the Morning, ladies and gentlemen. 2:27:28.640 --> 2:27:31.000 I'm in the morning, Mojo in the morning. 2:27:33.160 --> 2:27:37.959 In the morning, It's Mojo in the Morning, Lydia. We're 2:27:38.000 --> 2:27:41.600 going to change topics here right now. So topic is 2:27:41.640 --> 2:27:43.760 going to change and I'm gonna throw a curveball here. 2:27:44.000 --> 2:27:48.960 Okay, what are we changing to I'm changing to a 2:27:49.040 --> 2:27:54.040 topic about Lydia because in our pre show meeting we 2:27:54.160 --> 2:27:59.720 were having a discussion about how Bianca is no longer 2:27:59.800 --> 2:28:01.480 part working in the big lot anymore. 2:28:01.600 --> 2:28:03.200 She's not in the big lot with her new car. 2:28:03.320 --> 2:28:06.959 That her protecting her new car. Her new brand new 2:28:07.040 --> 2:28:11.879 purchase lasted maybe thirteen days maybe, ah, yeah. 2:28:11.840 --> 2:28:13.360 It was like a week and a half, but mostly 2:28:13.640 --> 2:28:16.280 because of construction. But my mom may be parking the lot. 2:28:17.520 --> 2:28:19.360 Okay, Mom told you there parking a lot. You did 2:28:19.400 --> 2:28:21.840 it for thirteen days, so you didn't want to be disrespectful. 2:28:21.879 --> 2:28:23.520 I get it. I'm like the walking is too much now. 2:28:23.800 --> 2:28:27.640 Then we got into a discussion during the pre show 2:28:27.800 --> 2:28:30.120 meeting that got a little heated there for a second. 2:28:30.200 --> 2:28:34.400 Somebody got a little upset Lydia. And the discussion was 2:28:34.520 --> 2:28:37.200 about the way that Lydia parks and Kevin, would you 2:28:37.280 --> 2:28:39.240 like to describe Lydia's parking. 2:28:39.600 --> 2:28:44.600 So parking, as the listeners of the show should be 2:28:44.640 --> 2:28:48.600 able to deduce, now, is at a premium here and 2:28:48.879 --> 2:28:50.800 we have a lot. Nobody likes to parking a lot 2:28:50.879 --> 2:28:53.000 because we have street parking that we should be able 2:28:53.040 --> 2:28:56.520 to park on. Now, the street parking is very limited, 2:28:57.240 --> 2:29:01.039 so we all have to do our best to make 2:29:01.160 --> 2:29:03.640 sure that we're leaving enough room for others to park, 2:29:03.720 --> 2:29:06.199 so we don't have to park far as hell. Everyone 2:29:06.280 --> 2:29:08.760 for the most part, does a great job and ensuring 2:29:08.800 --> 2:29:13.640 that they leave enough space, everyone except for Lydia. So 2:29:13.879 --> 2:29:16.360 Lydia is always the first one here, so she gets 2:29:16.440 --> 2:29:18.520 the best parking spot right in front of the door. 2:29:18.879 --> 2:29:21.360 Lydia just she may not do the best job of 2:29:21.520 --> 2:29:23.640 ensuring there's enough room for other people. So there's a 2:29:23.800 --> 2:29:26.880 curb that if Lydia just you pulls up just five 2:29:26.959 --> 2:29:28.400 extra feet, we can fit more people. 2:29:28.480 --> 2:29:29.119 But she doesn't. 2:29:29.520 --> 2:29:31.080 Okay, I'll keep that in mind next time. 2:29:31.200 --> 2:29:35.199 Thank you, drama. 2:29:36.800 --> 2:29:39.240 Let's not kill the topic there right now. Let's not 2:29:39.320 --> 2:29:41.600 kill the topic. Let's be like you were earlier. 2:29:42.280 --> 2:29:45.880 You ever, everybody was saying it in the room, so 2:29:46.040 --> 2:29:47.720 I'll just let you guys speak your piece. 2:29:48.600 --> 2:29:51.560 Oh yes, how do you feel about it? Do you 2:29:51.640 --> 2:29:53.720 feel like you just park just to park? Or are 2:29:53.760 --> 2:29:54.920 you conscious about other people? 2:29:55.160 --> 2:29:58.720 The most part, I'm parallel parking, so the person behind 2:29:58.800 --> 2:29:59.600 me was already there. 2:30:00.160 --> 2:30:01.960 If I pull up even just a little bit, no 2:30:02.040 --> 2:30:04.640 one's gonna fit between me. And that car, so it 2:30:04.680 --> 2:30:05.440 wouldn't really matter. 2:30:05.640 --> 2:30:09.199 So let's say, let's uh maybe give a more descriptive 2:30:09.360 --> 2:30:12.520 example of this one. There are no lines on the 2:30:12.600 --> 2:30:15.200 street parking. There are no meters where you have a 2:30:15.280 --> 2:30:17.400 meter that you have to park by. It's basically a 2:30:17.480 --> 2:30:22.880 free for all where And I think you have to 2:30:23.160 --> 2:30:25.240 when you're pulling in to park. I think you have 2:30:25.400 --> 2:30:29.920 to understand that the average lengths of cars are about yay, 2:30:30.000 --> 2:30:32.880 big okay. And I think that when you're parking like 2:30:32.959 --> 2:30:35.040 there is times when I'll park if I'm the only 2:30:35.120 --> 2:30:37.800 one parking like on that street parking where we have, 2:30:38.400 --> 2:30:40.440 I will say to myself, Okay, am I leaving enough 2:30:40.560 --> 2:30:43.560 room for the guy to fit behind me? Or am 2:30:43.560 --> 2:30:45.760 I leaving enough room for somebody to fit in front 2:30:45.800 --> 2:30:48.320 of me? And I think where Lydy is pulling in, 2:30:48.600 --> 2:30:51.119 I get what she's doing. She's pulling in going I'm 2:30:51.160 --> 2:30:54.160 here first. I'm the first guy here. You guys don't 2:30:54.160 --> 2:30:57.080 wake up early enough to get this parking spot. I'm 2:30:57.160 --> 2:30:58.280 parking in front of the door. 2:30:58.600 --> 2:31:01.360 No, I would an intentional not leave a spot open 2:31:01.480 --> 2:31:03.320 for someone else, But no, I don't think you're going 2:31:03.400 --> 2:31:04.200 to keep it in mind. 2:31:04.320 --> 2:31:06.400 I didn't think I was really doing that much wrong. 2:31:06.600 --> 2:31:09.600 But I think that's what I'm saying. 2:31:09.959 --> 2:31:13.000 Just park Yeah, I mean there's no thought about place right. 2:31:13.360 --> 2:31:15.160 So I think that here's what I'm going to do. 2:31:15.760 --> 2:31:17.960 I'm going to go with a spring. I'm going to 2:31:18.040 --> 2:31:20.840 go to ACE Hardware today. ACE is the place with 2:31:20.920 --> 2:31:27.040 the helpful hardware folks, and I'm going to go and 2:31:27.120 --> 2:31:29.000 I'm going to get a can of spray paint and 2:31:29.000 --> 2:31:31.800 I'm gonna spray paint line. Let's do it, and I'm 2:31:31.840 --> 2:31:34.000 going to make it easy for everybody, because I think 2:31:34.040 --> 2:31:35.960 that's what we need. I still think the city needs 2:31:35.959 --> 2:31:37.960 to do a better job here in Eastern Market of 2:31:38.240 --> 2:31:41.320 defining where we park and where we don't park, because 2:31:41.320 --> 2:31:42.760 we still get parking tickets all the time. 2:31:42.840 --> 2:31:45.560 The hit zones are because if you're in a certain spot, 2:31:45.640 --> 2:31:47.640 your car's getting smacked by a tow truck. 2:31:47.840 --> 2:31:51.680 The other thing that I do have to equate in Lydia. 2:31:51.720 --> 2:31:53.880 I don't know if you feel this way, because I 2:31:53.920 --> 2:31:58.800 know you're being attacked right now. But you are attacked, okay. Well, 2:31:59.240 --> 2:32:02.120 what you are, what you are by your parking job 2:32:02.200 --> 2:32:04.800 today is you're the person that goes into the Kroger 2:32:04.879 --> 2:32:07.800 parking lot and parks over the line and double parks 2:32:07.800 --> 2:32:08.560 in a parking spot. 2:32:08.840 --> 2:32:11.320 We can't have that either, though, honestly, with an F 2:32:11.400 --> 2:32:14.960 one fifty is hard sometimes though, Yeah, like, and that's 2:32:14.959 --> 2:32:17.480 your vehicle, right, Yeah, it's it's tough for Like, you 2:32:17.600 --> 2:32:20.880 can't park in a normal parking spot because your car 2:32:21.040 --> 2:32:23.920 is longer than the average car. So and you don't 2:32:24.040 --> 2:32:26.520 want to be too far in the front of the 2:32:26.600 --> 2:32:28.520 lane where traffic is coming. So you got to make 2:32:28.520 --> 2:32:30.640 sure you back up enough. And if you back up, 2:32:30.760 --> 2:32:33.199 then your trunk part is taking up the parking. 2:32:32.959 --> 2:32:35.360 Spot behind you. You either got to be perfect or 2:32:35.560 --> 2:32:38.440 oftentimes you see trucks park way in the back somewhere 2:32:38.440 --> 2:32:40.720 and I'm not doing that. I will say this to you. 2:32:41.000 --> 2:32:43.840 The Tahoe is like that too, but I don't care. 2:32:46.040 --> 2:32:49.360 I don't give a gratz here eight four four Mojo 2:32:49.480 --> 2:32:51.560 Live eight four four sixty six five sixty five four 2:32:51.680 --> 2:32:56.600 eight is our telephone number is lovely Lydia making us 2:32:56.760 --> 2:32:59.600 all have issues parking? Or do you want to defend Lydia? 2:33:00.000 --> 2:33:03.520 There's always defender they love Lydia. What's going on, Jennifer, 2:33:03.560 --> 2:33:04.039 how you doing? 2:33:05.200 --> 2:33:06.720 Hey, good morning, guys. 2:33:06.640 --> 2:33:07.959 Good morning. What's happening? 2:33:09.760 --> 2:33:13.360 So I came on Friday to pick up my prize 2:33:13.720 --> 2:33:18.600 from the Kroger Grocery gift card. Okay, and I had 2:33:18.640 --> 2:33:20.320 a park like two blocks away. 2:33:20.879 --> 2:33:26.880 It's it's a bad yeah, it is. 2:33:27.040 --> 2:33:29.600 Well, it's confusing because I don't I didn't know where 2:33:29.680 --> 2:33:31.640 the door was at first, like to get in, so 2:33:31.720 --> 2:33:34.200 I had to like loop around to find that, and 2:33:34.440 --> 2:33:38.320 then I went around like three times just to find parking. 2:33:38.480 --> 2:33:41.600 You know what happened though, what would have been great 2:33:42.320 --> 2:33:44.720 he would have found for World parking if Lydia had 2:33:44.760 --> 2:33:45.800 to pull that five feet. 2:33:46.200 --> 2:33:46.560 That's all. 2:33:47.760 --> 2:33:48.600 This is kind of from. 2:33:48.520 --> 2:33:51.720 Anna and Kevin, who have both always hit my car. Hannah, 2:33:51.959 --> 2:33:53.400 you did when we were in the pre show meeting 2:33:56.600 --> 2:33:59.359 my car last week was literally touching the front. 2:33:59.160 --> 2:34:02.240 Of my Jennifery because I had to get in the spot. 2:34:02.520 --> 2:34:03.640 It wasn't enough space. 2:34:04.160 --> 2:34:05.600 Jewhere else I saw. 2:34:06.160 --> 2:34:09.440 I saw your toe because obviously you can't miss that 2:34:09.520 --> 2:34:10.959 with the Hall of Fame place. 2:34:12.840 --> 2:34:13.240 Right out. 2:34:13.959 --> 2:34:17.960 Okay, I see what Mojo, Okay, I see it. 2:34:18.800 --> 2:34:21.120 By the way, is the most embarrassing license plate in 2:34:21.200 --> 2:34:26.360 the world. But you know, Jennifer, did you did you 2:34:26.400 --> 2:34:30.960 see on social media the picture of being uh Anna 2:34:31.160 --> 2:34:34.360 and wait she was parked? That was that was a 2:34:34.440 --> 2:34:35.240 bad parking joke. 2:34:35.320 --> 2:34:36.920 No, no, that is on you. 2:34:38.360 --> 2:34:38.920 That is on you. 2:34:39.080 --> 2:34:42.160 Perfect park that was I would never have it was 2:34:42.320 --> 2:34:45.440 just a little myself that that. 2:34:45.560 --> 2:34:47.160 Was a bad one. What's not being How you doing 2:34:47.520 --> 2:34:48.120 Joe in the morning? 2:34:49.480 --> 2:34:50.440 Hey, good morning guys. 2:34:50.680 --> 2:34:51.040 Morning? 2:34:52.959 --> 2:34:55.160 Yeah, keV, it is not that hard to park a Trokes. 2:34:56.480 --> 2:35:01.520 Well I don't explain, sir. Yeah, you got to back in, man. 2:35:02.480 --> 2:35:06.400 So if I'm in, if I'm in the grocery store, now, listen, 2:35:06.560 --> 2:35:09.119 I thought before I get the fifty, I thought parking 2:35:09.200 --> 2:35:11.760 was going outside of like my concerns about gas. Parking 2:35:11.879 --> 2:35:13.840 was like the other concern I'm going to get in, 2:35:14.520 --> 2:35:16.480 like parking lost for concerts, all that kind of stuff. 2:35:16.480 --> 2:35:17.040 And it's great. 2:35:17.320 --> 2:35:19.680 But when you're at the grocery store, I think you 2:35:19.760 --> 2:35:21.000 gotta be a little powerful. 2:35:21.120 --> 2:35:22.560 You can run over little children. 2:35:24.080 --> 2:35:25.480 Know yet. 2:35:26.920 --> 2:35:28.920 You got a backup camera though, I do. 2:35:29.240 --> 2:35:30.840 By the way, what are you thinking in of people 2:35:30.879 --> 2:35:33.360 who back into parking spots? My wife thinks that they 2:35:33.440 --> 2:35:34.360 have douchebags. 2:35:35.000 --> 2:35:37.240 It really be a douchebag. 2:35:37.280 --> 2:35:39.240 I mean I park I back into every single parking 2:35:39.280 --> 2:35:40.720 spot exit. 2:35:40.920 --> 2:35:43.120 Chelsea thinks that that is the She thinks that I 2:35:43.200 --> 2:35:46.000 am ruining it for the people that are behind me 2:35:46.120 --> 2:35:48.200 as I pull up in front and try to get 2:35:48.240 --> 2:35:52.400 myself in there. No, I'm not going to take I 2:35:52.520 --> 2:35:55.200 love Chelsea, but she's wrong on that one. Okay, I 2:35:56.240 --> 2:35:57.840 want to when I leave, I want to be able 2:35:57.879 --> 2:35:59.600 to pull out and leave. I don't have to play 2:36:00.080 --> 2:36:03.600 and wait for the people. Yeah, hold on, Keenan wants 2:36:03.680 --> 2:36:07.560 something here? What do you want? Keenan? All right, so. 2:36:08.280 --> 2:36:13.240 Pick of Lydia's parking or it didn't happen. And second, 2:36:14.160 --> 2:36:18.199 marking a truck isn't that hard. I've got a crew. 2:36:18.080 --> 2:36:20.039 Cab long bed. 2:36:21.600 --> 2:36:27.360 That I sometimes daily drive, and yes, you have to 2:36:27.480 --> 2:36:30.879 back in, but that's because the turning radius. 2:36:30.560 --> 2:36:34.440 To get back out. I think we're confused here. I 2:36:34.600 --> 2:36:40.960 never said it was hard. I said I didn't say 2:36:41.000 --> 2:36:44.879 it was difficult. Uh, Keenan, what do you drive. 2:36:47.760 --> 2:36:50.720 A GMC canyon crew cab long bed? 2:36:51.120 --> 2:36:54.080 Oh wow, that's a big one man. That's like a 2:36:54.240 --> 2:36:57.680 Tony Travado vehicle. Can I tell you the best vehicle 2:36:57.720 --> 2:37:00.040 I've ever owned in my life for going in and 2:37:00.160 --> 2:37:03.720 out of parking spots a Jeep Wrangler. It really The 2:37:03.840 --> 2:37:07.440 turning radius on a Jeep Wrangler is next to nothing. 2:37:07.640 --> 2:37:10.200 It's like unbelievable. I mean, obviously they're meant for war 2:37:10.320 --> 2:37:12.000 or something. I don't know what they're meant for, like 2:37:12.080 --> 2:37:14.640 they were built for something. But when you get in 2:37:14.760 --> 2:37:17.320 and out of parking spots, it's the most wonderful thing ever. 2:37:17.760 --> 2:37:20.120 The only problem is drive me long distances. You get 2:37:20.160 --> 2:37:21.840 that jeep wobble and it drives me crazy. 2:37:22.040 --> 2:37:23.440 I will say it is though, and you might be 2:37:23.520 --> 2:37:25.320 too big for this car, but I think you should 2:37:25.320 --> 2:37:27.120 try it out. When I went to New York one time, 2:37:27.440 --> 2:37:28.760 I rented a Dodge Dart. 2:37:28.879 --> 2:37:32.040 Oh boy, come on, I can't tie it able to 2:37:32.080 --> 2:37:36.360 fit in anyway. Like Wheels car, it didn't matter. 2:37:36.280 --> 2:37:36.840 Where I was. 2:37:38.640 --> 2:37:40.840 That is really diny. I don't think I could do 2:37:40.920 --> 2:37:43.200 that one. Although a Chevy Cruise was like that too. 2:37:43.280 --> 2:37:46.280 I drove I had to get my car's oil change 2:37:46.320 --> 2:37:47.920 done and they gave me a loaner. And it's a 2:37:48.000 --> 2:37:50.000 Chevy Cruise. I only got one leg in it. 2:37:50.600 --> 2:37:52.360 If I had a dollar for every time I got 2:37:52.400 --> 2:37:54.600 a parking ticket in Royal Oak, I could pay. 2:37:54.720 --> 2:37:55.880 What are these parking tickets. 2:37:56.120 --> 2:37:59.040 This is Mojo in the morning. Is Mojo in the Morning, 2:37:59.640 --> 2:38:06.120 and Rob is a little dependent on something, so dependent 2:38:06.200 --> 2:38:07.600 she wanted to bring it up on the air right now. 2:38:07.600 --> 2:38:10.879 And what is that any guesses I'm. 2:38:12.400 --> 2:38:12.959 Athletes. 2:38:13.320 --> 2:38:16.760 Oh okay, that's enough. No more guesses, No more guesses. 2:38:18.480 --> 2:38:19.039 My phone. 2:38:19.120 --> 2:38:23.560 You guys, so I yesterday I totally broke my phone. 2:38:23.640 --> 2:38:26.120 Like it wasn't just a screen crack, it was the 2:38:26.240 --> 2:38:29.320 whole screen was messed up. I couldn't see anything, but 2:38:29.440 --> 2:38:31.560 it was still buzzing. You guys are part of the 2:38:31.640 --> 2:38:34.240 problem because our group chat was going crazy and I 2:38:34.280 --> 2:38:36.360 could see buzz buzz buzz, buzz buzz, and I'm like, 2:38:36.400 --> 2:38:39.640 oh my gosh, what's going on. But yeah, it made 2:38:39.680 --> 2:38:42.400 me realize how much I really depend on this thing, 2:38:43.120 --> 2:38:47.680 because literally every activity that I had to do, I 2:38:47.920 --> 2:38:51.080 wanted or needed my phone for it. For example, I 2:38:51.240 --> 2:38:53.960 have insurance through Verizon. Verizon's like, you have to go 2:38:54.000 --> 2:38:55.760 to this store in Royal Oak to get it fixed. 2:38:56.320 --> 2:38:57.760 I don't know how to get to the store in 2:38:57.879 --> 2:39:01.080 Royal Oak. I'm not good with directions, So then I'm 2:39:01.240 --> 2:39:04.120 pulling it up on my laptop and like trying to 2:39:04.280 --> 2:39:04.800 read them. 2:39:05.160 --> 2:39:07.280 Did not you go back. You had your laptop out 2:39:07.320 --> 2:39:07.720 in your car car. 2:39:07.800 --> 2:39:09.720 I looked like a police officer, you know how they 2:39:09.760 --> 2:39:12.800 have those things out there, And it wasn't like there 2:39:12.879 --> 2:39:14.920 wasn't Wi Fi. So I was trying to read line 2:39:14.959 --> 2:39:17.360 by line, like turn right, turn left. It was very difficult, 2:39:18.120 --> 2:39:21.440 but quite literally everything. When I came to the store 2:39:21.480 --> 2:39:23.400 and he was like, okay, it's going to be twenty bucks. 2:39:23.720 --> 2:39:26.160 I wanted to tap to pay with my phone. 2:39:26.280 --> 2:39:26.920 I didn't do that. 2:39:27.120 --> 2:39:28.880 Had to go out to the car and get my wallet. 2:39:29.360 --> 2:39:32.640 Like literally everything I needed to do I could not do. 2:39:33.440 --> 2:39:36.760 And it almost like scared me, Like I feel like 2:39:36.800 --> 2:39:39.240 I should be able to live my life without it, 2:39:39.879 --> 2:39:42.600 but I don't know if I I don't know if 2:39:42.640 --> 2:39:43.000 I could. 2:39:43.200 --> 2:39:46.199 So this is very interesting because I've had this conversation 2:39:46.320 --> 2:39:51.000 with Chelsea. Chelsea is not about technology and in our 2:39:51.080 --> 2:39:54.200 house to get into our garage, our front door, to 2:39:54.320 --> 2:39:59.080 get into you know, her car, all this stuff. We 2:39:59.240 --> 2:40:04.520 always use our phones, right or some semblance of technology, 2:40:04.640 --> 2:40:07.880 buttons to push and things. Yeah, and we got burned 2:40:07.879 --> 2:40:09.720 a couple of weeks ago when power went out because 2:40:09.760 --> 2:40:12.120 of a big storm that we had and not a 2:40:12.240 --> 2:40:14.920 way to get in the house. So it's interesting that 2:40:15.000 --> 2:40:17.640 you bring this up with your phone, because I think 2:40:17.680 --> 2:40:21.480 it's crazy that you don't have like a credit card 2:40:21.600 --> 2:40:24.080 or thing like that sometimes with you. Now I think 2:40:24.120 --> 2:40:26.240 you only use your phone for that. Yeah, But then 2:40:26.440 --> 2:40:28.320 she thinks it's crazy that I won't carry a key 2:40:28.440 --> 2:40:30.400 with me that too, So I guess a lot of 2:40:30.400 --> 2:40:32.359 it is you get burned by technology. 2:40:32.760 --> 2:40:35.080 But it's almost like you don't have a choice, like 2:40:35.240 --> 2:40:37.440 you have, like this is just the way the world 2:40:37.560 --> 2:40:39.720 is going. I felt so bad because there was an 2:40:39.840 --> 2:40:42.840 older man who also had broken his phone, and he 2:40:43.040 --> 2:40:47.720 was struggling so hard, just trying to like communicate, to 2:40:48.320 --> 2:40:49.960 get into his phone, to be able to do it. 2:40:50.120 --> 2:40:52.040 Like I could tell he was struggling because there was 2:40:52.080 --> 2:40:55.000 a lack of like he doesn't use his phone enough. 2:40:55.600 --> 2:40:58.760 So there's two sides to it. But I don't think 2:40:58.800 --> 2:41:00.960 I could live. I truly don't, especially for what we 2:41:01.080 --> 2:41:05.360 do like social media. I couldn't vlog it. I wanted 2:41:05.360 --> 2:41:07.800 to blog it. I've blogged when my tire popped on Monday, 2:41:07.879 --> 2:41:09.480 but I couldn't blog this one. 2:41:09.720 --> 2:41:12.880 It's funny. I truly feel like I can't leave the 2:41:12.959 --> 2:41:15.480 house without my phone. Oh same, Like, I truly feel 2:41:15.520 --> 2:41:17.640 like I could be fine with anything else. I don't 2:41:17.760 --> 2:41:20.680 necessarily think that I need to have like my driver's 2:41:20.720 --> 2:41:23.000 license and things, even though you should probably carry your 2:41:23.040 --> 2:41:24.880 driver's license with you. But I got a driver's license 2:41:24.920 --> 2:41:27.039 picture on my phone. Hey, I Yes, if you get 2:41:27.080 --> 2:41:28.879 pulled over by a cop and you don't have your 2:41:28.959 --> 2:41:30.680 driver's license but you have the picture on your phone, 2:41:30.920 --> 2:41:32.120 is that valid or no? 2:41:32.280 --> 2:41:34.880 I feel like kind I think it depends on how 2:41:35.000 --> 2:41:35.680 nice the cop is. 2:41:35.959 --> 2:41:39.240 Yeah, they can get all the same information, But I 2:41:39.800 --> 2:41:41.640 wonder if you get a ticket for not carrying that 2:41:41.800 --> 2:41:44.080 like I carry like I have my insurance card in 2:41:44.200 --> 2:41:45.840 my phone too, so too. 2:41:45.800 --> 2:41:47.600 But yeah, mine is an app on an app. 2:41:47.440 --> 2:41:49.000 Exactly, everything's an app? 2:41:49.320 --> 2:41:51.800 Yeah eight four four Mojo Live eight four four sixty 2:41:51.800 --> 2:41:54.560 six five sixty five four eight. Anybody like this where 2:41:54.600 --> 2:41:56.320 you're so dependent on the phone and then the other 2:41:56.400 --> 2:41:59.120 thing too, I know this is gonna be really weird 2:41:59.160 --> 2:42:02.280 to ask this. Does anybody not have a phone? 2:42:02.840 --> 2:42:02.880 Like? 2:42:02.959 --> 2:42:05.080 Are there do you know anybody that does not have 2:42:05.200 --> 2:42:05.760 a cell phone? 2:42:05.840 --> 2:42:06.560 Any adults? 2:42:06.840 --> 2:42:09.160 Any adult person that does not have a cell phone? Like, 2:42:09.320 --> 2:42:10.600 or call us about the person. 2:42:10.760 --> 2:42:14.640 Like Grandma, she was in her eighties has a cell phone. 2:42:15.000 --> 2:42:17.280 Pops has a flip phone, but he's never sent a 2:42:17.400 --> 2:42:20.959 text in his life. Yeah, or used like the phone 2:42:21.000 --> 2:42:22.240 for anything besides a phone call. 2:42:22.320 --> 2:42:23.560 You know who doesn't have a phone, Who doesn't have 2:42:23.560 --> 2:42:25.440 a cell phone? Is I mean, of course I'm going 2:42:25.520 --> 2:42:27.600 to talk about a celebrity, but Ed sharing That's. 2:42:27.480 --> 2:42:29.120 What I was going to say, is that there are 2:42:29.200 --> 2:42:31.560 people like Ed Sharon that don't and then they're honestly, 2:42:31.600 --> 2:42:34.000 I hate to say, can you say that? Can you 2:42:34.040 --> 2:42:36.280 say what? Is that a bad word to say? 2:42:36.440 --> 2:42:36.480 What? 2:42:36.760 --> 2:42:38.560 Nowadays? All these words sometimes you find. 2:42:38.440 --> 2:42:39.440 Out that I don't know what words? 2:42:41.000 --> 2:42:43.240 Oh it's okay to say That's not like all of 2:42:43.280 --> 2:42:45.920 a sudden saying a bad word, like okay, they're like 2:42:46.000 --> 2:42:48.080 some hippie people. There's some people that are like some 2:42:48.440 --> 2:42:54.360 some you know, you know, I love that you were like, like, 2:42:54.400 --> 2:42:57.560 there's people that like to live on the earth. Crunchy's 2:42:57.640 --> 2:43:00.840 gotta be canceled, right, They can't say crunch anymore. 2:43:02.800 --> 2:43:03.200 All the time. 2:43:03.640 --> 2:43:05.920 Well, can you know anybody like those? I see, I 2:43:05.959 --> 2:43:07.520 could see them the radiation. 2:43:08.520 --> 2:43:09.120 I could see that. 2:43:10.520 --> 2:43:12.440 Speaking of it, Go ahead really quick. Sorry. 2:43:12.560 --> 2:43:14.200 I went to a concert a couple of weeks ago, 2:43:14.240 --> 2:43:15.840 and I was going to bring this up as a topic, 2:43:15.959 --> 2:43:19.480 but I saw a guy with a flip phone recording. 2:43:22.000 --> 2:43:22.959 Flip phones could. 2:43:22.800 --> 2:43:26.560 Record, so I was it might be more advanced than 2:43:26.600 --> 2:43:27.120 all of us. 2:43:27.240 --> 2:43:29.959 And the reason I say that is I keep reading 2:43:30.040 --> 2:43:32.400 all of these articles that the younger generations, I don't 2:43:32.400 --> 2:43:34.640 even know what they are now, like what gen z, 2:43:34.959 --> 2:43:39.200 jen a A. Are not going to be super into 2:43:39.480 --> 2:43:41.879 the amount of technology we have. They want to dial 2:43:42.000 --> 2:43:44.320 it back a little bit. So some people are saying 2:43:44.400 --> 2:43:47.440 the smartphones give them massive anxiety with everything on them, 2:43:47.640 --> 2:43:50.600 so they would prefer to have a simple flip flip phone. 2:43:50.879 --> 2:43:51.879 We could just call people. 2:43:51.800 --> 2:43:52.640 Interesting and that's it. 2:43:52.920 --> 2:43:55.160 So that's actually like running out of storage. 2:43:55.200 --> 2:44:00.200 I can't even imagine. Actually the coolest saying, and I 2:44:00.400 --> 2:44:02.240 is when I see people with a flip phone, or 2:44:02.879 --> 2:44:05.320 when I see people with the old brick phones, I 2:44:05.400 --> 2:44:08.120 want the bag phone back. You don't remember that at all. 2:44:08.360 --> 2:44:10.680 They used to back in the day when phones first 2:44:10.720 --> 2:44:13.800 came out. You can't. They were in no, they were 2:44:13.840 --> 2:44:16.160 in a bag. So they had like a little bag 2:44:16.280 --> 2:44:18.720 and you'd carry it on your shoulder like like a purse, 2:44:19.200 --> 2:44:23.200 and you'd walk around and it'd have look Google bagphone's 2:44:23.360 --> 2:44:25.360 yeah ezy, and it would be a little bag phone. 2:44:25.400 --> 2:44:28.520 That was the first yeah. And then then the old 2:44:28.600 --> 2:44:30.840 fashioned car phone where the phone was just in your 2:44:30.920 --> 2:44:32.560 car and you'd grab. 2:44:32.480 --> 2:44:36.040 It like my mom had that like a vinyl cover. 2:44:36.160 --> 2:44:38.680 Of those things were the deal. 2:44:38.800 --> 2:44:38.920 Man. 2:44:38.959 --> 2:44:40.720 If you had one of those, you were rich. You 2:44:40.800 --> 2:44:43.000 had one of those. You had a Lincoln Ltd. Or 2:44:43.040 --> 2:44:45.560 whatever it was. Anybody that drove a Lincoln back in 2:44:45.600 --> 2:44:47.840 the day, Man, they were rich. Which up? But Antonio, 2:44:51.000 --> 2:44:51.760 how you doing man? 2:44:53.840 --> 2:44:54.360 Just driving? 2:44:54.480 --> 2:44:54.640 Man? 2:44:54.879 --> 2:44:56.240 I feel where I coming from. 2:44:56.760 --> 2:44:59.760 I do non emergency medical transportation, so I travel all 2:44:59.800 --> 2:45:00.840 the with this bit of Ohio. 2:45:01.400 --> 2:45:04.280 If my phone broke right now, I would probably get 2:45:04.320 --> 2:45:05.800 fired and my boss would really hate me. 2:45:06.160 --> 2:45:07.080 You would be lost. 2:45:07.280 --> 2:45:09.480 You need a map? Can you not get from point 2:45:09.480 --> 2:45:11.880 A to point B without putting it in your I 2:45:12.000 --> 2:45:13.880 can't google mass I mean I can't either. 2:45:14.320 --> 2:45:16.200 I had to go the long way because I had 2:45:16.240 --> 2:45:17.920 to take like the only roads I knew. 2:45:18.160 --> 2:45:21.760 Somebody asked me the other day, they said, how long 2:45:21.800 --> 2:45:23.480 does it take you get to and from work? And 2:45:23.560 --> 2:45:25.760 I said, I gotta be honest with you, It depends 2:45:25.800 --> 2:45:29.000 on the day. But I have to see my Google Maps. 2:45:29.080 --> 2:45:31.480 I do Google Map, I do ways or Google Maps 2:45:32.040 --> 2:45:34.760 every single day when I first wake up in the 2:45:34.840 --> 2:45:37.360 morning to make sure there's no accidents out on the road, 2:45:37.400 --> 2:45:40.280 because I am at least a forty minute ride forty 2:45:40.280 --> 2:45:42.400 five minute ride from work, and I just want to 2:45:42.400 --> 2:45:44.800 make sure there's no closures or stuff. But when I 2:45:44.959 --> 2:45:47.240 go to and from, like if I go from my 2:45:47.400 --> 2:45:50.000 house to the party store up the street to go 2:45:50.080 --> 2:45:53.920 get myself a little booze, I actually will use my 2:45:54.400 --> 2:45:56.040 use it because I don't want to go down a 2:45:56.120 --> 2:45:59.160 road and all of a sudden happen upon a closing 2:45:59.400 --> 2:46:03.760 or something, or a cop I have the cop stuff too, Antonio, 2:46:03.879 --> 2:46:04.840 thank you for the call, buddy. 2:46:06.560 --> 2:46:06.800 Thank you. 2:46:06.879 --> 2:46:07.080 Guys. 2:46:08.080 --> 2:46:11.119 Did you see the bagphone? I did? Would you carry 2:46:11.120 --> 2:46:11.520 one of those? 2:46:12.959 --> 2:46:14.200 Maybe if Louis made him one? 2:46:14.600 --> 2:46:18.800 Louis Tui? What's up? 2:46:18.840 --> 2:46:26.440 Thought hy Mojo? Hi everybody? I have good morning. 2:46:26.920 --> 2:46:30.720 I have the original black bag with the phone. The 2:46:30.800 --> 2:46:33.320 motor Roma came out in the late eighties. 2:46:33.600 --> 2:46:36.360 What did you call it? A motor roma? 2:46:37.720 --> 2:46:38.520 Motor Roma? 2:46:41.040 --> 2:46:43.080 Yeah, and I still haven't. 2:46:43.520 --> 2:46:45.360 I wonder if it's worth anything now. 2:46:45.440 --> 2:46:48.120 It's so funny, but you know, with the phone today. 2:46:48.800 --> 2:46:51.120 I have my phone, I have all the apps like 2:46:51.200 --> 2:46:51.600 we all do. 2:46:51.760 --> 2:46:54.400 But you know, I find sometimes when I leave the house, 2:46:55.720 --> 2:46:58.039 I will be running out I don't have my phone, 2:46:58.840 --> 2:47:01.880 and you know, I'm like, that's okay, you know, I 2:47:02.000 --> 2:47:05.599 don't need my phone. And if you're right about the anxiety, 2:47:05.800 --> 2:47:07.959 it's like, if something happened, what. 2:47:08.040 --> 2:47:08.440 Did we do? 2:47:09.959 --> 2:47:13.640 Can I tell you again? The life was so much easier. 2:47:13.879 --> 2:47:16.560 Our kids are so messed out. The idea that we 2:47:17.480 --> 2:47:19.600 the way that we got uh to know that our 2:47:19.680 --> 2:47:22.440 parents wanted us was our dads whistled, you know what 2:47:22.520 --> 2:47:25.360 I mean, Like the idea that when the street lights 2:47:25.480 --> 2:47:28.160 came out, came on, that's when we came home, you 2:47:28.280 --> 2:47:30.080 know what I mean. And then and then we weren't 2:47:30.120 --> 2:47:32.360 at home playing video games all day and there was 2:47:32.440 --> 2:47:36.520 like two video games and which was there was? Well, 2:47:37.120 --> 2:47:40.440 for for us it was what is it? Donkey Kong 2:47:40.600 --> 2:47:43.560 was one of them? And then what's the one? Asteroids? 2:47:44.040 --> 2:47:46.880 Were you around when dinosaurs are? Do you know what 2:47:47.040 --> 2:47:51.959 you can? You know what there was around back then? 2:47:52.320 --> 2:47:56.680 A fist in a face? What's going on, Danny? How 2:47:56.760 --> 2:48:04.840 you doing as a Tanner or Tony h Tony what's up? Hey? 2:48:04.920 --> 2:48:05.800 I was just calling. 2:48:06.520 --> 2:48:09.840 I don't necessarily feel lost without my phone, but it 2:48:09.959 --> 2:48:13.600 does give you anxiety. And I also wanted to go 2:48:13.800 --> 2:48:16.560 back to when you said something about the car phones, 2:48:16.680 --> 2:48:19.120 and that is very true. Both my parents had a 2:48:19.240 --> 2:48:21.879 Mark seven and a Lincoln town car. 2:48:21.920 --> 2:48:24.240 And they had the most rooms. 2:48:27.280 --> 2:48:28.880 Yeah, and my mom got on me. 2:48:29.080 --> 2:48:31.640 I would call everybody and she was like, don't you 2:48:31.720 --> 2:48:32.880 know that they charged for that? 2:48:35.000 --> 2:48:36.520 Well that's the other thing too, is we all do 2:48:36.640 --> 2:48:40.000 the whole you know, uh, standard texting dator rates to apply. 2:48:40.120 --> 2:48:42.360 I don't know anybody that I mean, but remember when 2:48:42.400 --> 2:48:44.600 you bought a certain set of minutes and then you 2:48:44.680 --> 2:48:45.600 had nights and weekends. 2:48:47.440 --> 2:48:49.280 Do you remember when you would call an out of 2:48:49.360 --> 2:48:53.800 area code number like a long distance number and it costs? Yeah? Crazy? 2:48:53.959 --> 2:48:57.080 What's up, tiffany? How you doing? Hi? 2:48:57.360 --> 2:48:58.200 Are you good? 2:48:58.280 --> 2:48:58.760 What's going on? 2:49:01.000 --> 2:49:03.400 I was just telling about the phone thing. So my 2:49:03.560 --> 2:49:07.400 husband still has a flip phone as a personal phone. Yeah, 2:49:07.560 --> 2:49:10.080 well because his work phone is a smartphone. Still, why 2:49:10.240 --> 2:49:11.760 pay for data? When to get to retreating? 2:49:11.879 --> 2:49:18.320 Okay, okay, so everything is on this thing? 2:49:18.440 --> 2:49:21.000 Does your does your husband also make love to you 2:49:21.160 --> 2:49:22.000 old school style? 2:49:22.120 --> 2:49:22.240 Too? 2:49:24.080 --> 2:49:24.240 All? 2:49:24.320 --> 2:49:26.960 The styles, all the styles. 2:49:27.640 --> 2:49:35.120 I love activity Dinosaur. What's going on, Cherry? How you doing? 2:49:36.600 --> 2:49:37.000 I'm good? 2:49:37.040 --> 2:49:37.400 How are you? 2:49:37.840 --> 2:49:38.800 We're good? What's going on? 2:49:40.560 --> 2:49:40.600 So? 2:49:40.840 --> 2:49:43.560 I lost my phone in Mexico and the ocean last week. 2:49:43.879 --> 2:49:45.800 Oh god, vacation. 2:49:46.840 --> 2:49:49.280 You're on vacation. You lost your phone. If I lost 2:49:49.320 --> 2:49:51.240 my phone on vacation, I wouldn't know how to get home. 2:49:52.480 --> 2:49:54.520 Everything's on your tickets. 2:49:55.440 --> 2:49:56.640 How long did you go without it? 2:49:58.240 --> 2:49:58.400 Well? 2:49:58.520 --> 2:50:02.440 I lost that on third Wednesday or on Tuesday, and 2:50:02.520 --> 2:50:03.720 then Wednesday we left. 2:50:03.760 --> 2:50:05.680 So I had a five hour or in lay out 2:50:05.680 --> 2:50:06.520 with no phone. 2:50:06.800 --> 2:50:09.040 But once I got to the state, I could text 2:50:09.120 --> 2:50:10.320 my daughter on my iPhone. 2:50:10.360 --> 2:50:14.959 Watch, thank god. I if I'm first off, I am 2:50:15.240 --> 2:50:17.920 out of the country. I'm in Mexico, which you know, 2:50:18.200 --> 2:50:20.400 who knows what's going on. We're part of Mexico. Were 2:50:20.400 --> 2:50:20.560 you in? 2:50:21.959 --> 2:50:22.800 I think can coon? 2:50:23.040 --> 2:50:26.640 Okay? Yeah, yeah, I would. Oh, I'd be freaking out 2:50:26.680 --> 2:50:30.120 the whole time. Wow, you're you're lucky. That would that 2:50:30.160 --> 2:50:35.960 would give me total anxiety in diarrhea. And also and 2:50:36.080 --> 2:50:38.920 also can I can I also say this to you? 2:50:39.040 --> 2:50:40.320 You know where the place is where I get the 2:50:40.440 --> 2:50:43.920 most anxiety, Sherry. If I don't have my phone the 2:50:44.080 --> 2:50:47.040 bathroom when I'm pooping. If I'm in the bathroom, if 2:50:47.080 --> 2:50:51.040 I'm in the bathroom, sign the magazine. Oh my gosh, 2:50:51.160 --> 2:50:51.640 I'm reading. 2:50:55.800 --> 2:50:57.640 I just talk about what kinds of person you want 2:50:58.320 --> 2:51:00.280 thinks about how but you like you? You know Insta 2:51:00.680 --> 2:51:02.880 I like You're listening to Mojo in the Morning. 2:51:05.640 --> 2:51:08.760 Twenty plus years of idiocy and still going. 2:51:08.920 --> 2:51:13.279 In Detroit, Toledo, and West Michigan, it's Mojo in the Morning.