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Speaker 1: Jamalice, good morning. I understand you have a confession. I

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Speaker 1: sure do a dirty little secret if you will. What

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Speaker 1: do you got?

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Speaker 2: When I was about nine years old, my mom had

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Speaker 2: this boyfriend and I did not like him whatsoever. I

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Speaker 2: just didn't like him. And I already knew his routine.

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Speaker 2: He would go off on the weekend and come back

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Speaker 2: to drunk or whatever. And uh, and me and my

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Speaker 2: sisters we had our separate rethred but I would always

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Speaker 2: keep on the couch. And he came home one night

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Speaker 2: and I knew his routine. He was gonna have me

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Speaker 2: to cook up or keep something up for him, and uh,

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Speaker 2: we happened to have a dog, and if we had

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Speaker 2: a can, I think it was alpo or gravy train.

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Speaker 2: And the meat it looks like little cubes of Mexican

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Speaker 2: got masada. I'm from Deep South Texas and uh, it

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Speaker 2: looks exactly like And with our culture, recling culture here

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Speaker 2: in Deep South Texas, if there's no satso or tila

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Speaker 2: mixed into the mix, it doesn't taste good. So my

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Speaker 2: mom she always has like, you know, something on hands.

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Speaker 2: So I put it on the stove, heated up, and

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Speaker 2: I mixed it with sab sign Sheila and all that stuff.

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Speaker 2: And I saw him eat it. Me and my sister

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Speaker 2: saw him eat it. And we didn't say anything. And

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Speaker 2: I mean, I wasn't trying to kill him, but I

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Speaker 2: knew it. You know, he's going to wake up, you know,

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Speaker 2: you know, I wasn't sure what about the effects the

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Speaker 2: next day, but yeah, he ate it. And we never

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Speaker 2: told my mom for like years later and stuff like that.

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Speaker 2: But it's something that I remember all the time, and

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Speaker 2: every time, like I'm near at the grocery store and

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Speaker 2: I see the cans of dogs whood I always you know,

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Speaker 2: in case I in case I ever need to do something.

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Speaker 2: I was, you know, check out the can. I'll see

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Speaker 2: which one looks like that.

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Speaker 1: And I think it was I think it was. I

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Speaker 1: think it was gravy trained, not Alpo. Yeah it.

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Speaker 2: Was gray.

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Speaker 3: Yes.

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Speaker 1: I remember the commercials because I thought you could think

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Speaker 1: the commercial looked so delays when they had all these charges. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the poorted the dog boll. If it wasn't a dog bolly,

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Speaker 1: it wouldn't be be like, oh I eat that?

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Speaker 3: Is that? What?

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Speaker 1: The one with the horses? That was well, Malice, thank

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Speaker 1: you for calling in and confessing that dirty little secret.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Texas and Santa you were here in McCallan back

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Speaker 2: in December for a preak Yes, I was love.

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Speaker 1: It was great, it was beautiful. I love the people

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Speaker 1: of McCallen. Yes, thank you for calling in. Have a

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Speaker 1: great day. You toobe the mind, Crystal, I understand you

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Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret.

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Speaker 3: I actually have two, but yes.

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Speaker 1: Let's hear them both.

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Speaker 3: Okay. So when I was younger, my friend of mine

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Speaker 3: caught her boyfriend cheating, and so we that night we

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Speaker 3: went to the girl's house and just completely destroyed her

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Speaker 3: classic car with everything we could find in the pantry.

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Speaker 3: There was sardine syrup, soy sauce, like anything we can

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Speaker 3: get a hold that. We scored it in side of

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Speaker 3: her car.

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Speaker 1: Oh on the inside, yikes, it so hard to get out. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what else?

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Speaker 3: And then we drove by the next day. We drove

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Speaker 3: by the next day and saw her cleaning it out.

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Speaker 1: All what's your other secret?

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Speaker 3: The second one is my husband and I went into

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Speaker 3: a hardware store and we're watching these guys stealing. And

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Speaker 3: this was actually just a couple months ago. We were

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Speaker 3: witnessing them stealing, and we saw the security watching them

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Speaker 3: and they're like, yeah, we're going to get them here

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Speaker 3: in a minute when we want outside. We saw their

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Speaker 3: bikes out there, and my husband sliced their tires so

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Speaker 3: they couldn't get away.

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Speaker 1: Vigilante, Wow, you're like Batman.

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Speaker 3: One thing we hate and we put it into our

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Speaker 3: kids is no thieves and no lying. And they run

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Speaker 3: hand in hands and.

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Speaker 1: Take the law in your own hands.

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Speaker 3: Yes, they couldn't get away, all right.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for calling me, Crystal, Thanks for listening.

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Speaker 3: Thank you