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Speaker 1: Time for stacks and hacks. I have stax information rich

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Speaker 1: as life acts. Word has it that the average Easter

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Speaker 1: basket has a twenty percent chance of including peeps.

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Speaker 2: Peeps love a peep.

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Speaker 3: Takes on adults getting Easter egg baskets because it's fun.

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Speaker 3: I feel like my mom should still get me one,

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Speaker 3: and my feelings are hurt every year. Well, I don't

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Speaker 3: have boy.

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Speaker 4: My wife does it. My wife does it to all

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Speaker 4: three of my boys, no matter who they are.

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Speaker 3: I'm jealous. I kind of feel like you should get

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Speaker 3: your mom at Easter basket. Huh, I could do that.

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Speaker 4: Actually, it's not a bad idea.

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Speaker 3: She always gets those bathing suits every year, and then

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Speaker 3: all of a sudden, she says, switch up on me.

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Speaker 4: Treat people the way you want to be treated one

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Speaker 4: Easter basket.

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Speaker 2: Give at you know, you guys are actually right.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna make my mommy.

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Speaker 1: Do you guys, Do you guys know what a Midwest

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Speaker 1: goodbye is?

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Speaker 5: Nope?

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Speaker 1: This is My wife is the inventor of the Midwest Gobye.

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Speaker 1: It's when a goodbye takes absolutely forever. Richness too. It's

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Speaker 1: mostly just lingering the doorway, resisting leftovers, hugging promising return

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Speaker 1: and just seeing leftovers once again. The baby ask me

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Speaker 1: for sure. There's a video going viral. This is pretty wild.

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Speaker 1: People are calling out Carnival Cruise employees. I said, tell

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Speaker 1: you what happens at the amb I'm gonna tell you

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Speaker 1: it's an engagement that was ruined. What you're gonna hear

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Speaker 1: is the moment servers in the restaurant on the cruise

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Speaker 1: ship start singing happy engagement everybody, but the guy hadn't

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Speaker 1: proposed yet.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, The girls like, what are you talking about?

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Speaker 4: And then it was crazy. So then he had getting

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Speaker 4: down on one knee.

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Speaker 5: All right, so you gotta sing happy engagement.

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Speaker 3: Free.

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Speaker 4: So there's like the rest that he proposed, but you're

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Speaker 4: supposed to propose, and then they're gonna sing that.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: People saying the cruise ship could give them a should

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Speaker 1: give them an ye should?

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Speaker 3: I think I learned it. Cardival is always gooding. I

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Speaker 3: just saw them in the news again because they blame

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Speaker 3: They banned the clacker fans. Have you guys seen those

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Speaker 3: like the ones that you see at the rave and

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Speaker 3: people clack up. They bamed them and nobody can use

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Speaker 3: the fans anymore. Everyone's like it's hot.

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Speaker 1: A judge during a virtual court hearing called out a

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Speaker 1: woman for driving while on zoom meeting. She said she

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Speaker 1: wasn't driving, but when you watch the video and you're

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Speaker 1: the judge, you can tell she is driving.

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Speaker 6: You cannot be driving, ma'am, what are you doing? I'm

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Speaker 6: not driving.

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Speaker 5: I'm a passenger in a car, but I will have

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Speaker 5: my driver pull over.

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Speaker 6: Hang on one second? Am I crazy? Or does it

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Speaker 6: not look like you're driving that car? I'm not driving

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Speaker 6: the car. I'm a passenger in the car.

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Speaker 1: Sir.

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Speaker 6: You now you're lying to me, right, No, I got sir.

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Speaker 6: Let me see the driver. Let me see the driver.

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Speaker 6: Hang on one second.

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Speaker 4: I have to ask her permission.

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Speaker 6: Well, you're not in the drive. You weren't in the

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Speaker 6: driver's side. Do you think I'm that stupid?

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Speaker 2: I would have believed her.

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Speaker 1: Zoo in New Mexico delayed its opening when one of

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Speaker 1: the elephants was found to have escaped and made her

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Speaker 1: way to a public walkway.

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Speaker 4: And that'd be why, Like, who.

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Speaker 3: Is not looking to the point where an animal the

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Speaker 3: size of an elephant?

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Speaker 2: That's really not doing your job. You had one job.

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Speaker 4: Okay, get this.

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Speaker 1: There's a woman who had sex with identical twins separately

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Speaker 1: within four days of each other, identical twins. She's pregnant,

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Speaker 1: and doctors and scientists are saying it is not possible

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Speaker 1: to tell her which one is the father.

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Speaker 3: They share the DNA, right, it's crazy they raise the

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Speaker 3: baby like that.

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Speaker 4: I don't know, not that far yet, not that far yet?

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Speaker 2: What did she just pick her favorite?

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Speaker 4: Right now?

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Speaker 1: Kyle, let me ask you this, Coyle, Since you know

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Speaker 1: you're very open about your bowtok and filler and stuff

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Speaker 1: like that, people are pumping themselves now with fat from

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Speaker 1: corpses to perk up their pecks, boobs, and butts.

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Speaker 4: It's known as zombie filler. Yike, would you do it?

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Speaker 4: I don't don't. I don't do a lot of fillers,

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Speaker 4: so I mean it's a filler.

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Speaker 5: I've done filler in my lips, so I don't think

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Speaker 5: I want dead fat in my lips.

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Speaker 4: No, thanks, I'll pass on that one.

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Speaker 1: Did you guys know that there's a wooden instrument that

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Speaker 1: creates human sounding voices.

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Speaker 4: It's called the daxophone.

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Speaker 2: Never heard of it?

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Speaker 4: Here is someone using the daxophone.

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Speaker 2: Well that's sound very creepy.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, no, thank you. Life hacks.

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Speaker 5: I think there's things in life that, now that you

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Speaker 5: know some of us are adults, that you should have down.

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Speaker 5: But a lot of us don't know how to do this,

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Speaker 5: Like folding a fitted sheet, which nobody can do. By

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Speaker 5: the way, nobody can do it. Know when like fruit,

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Speaker 5: all the fruit that you're supposed to get is ripe

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Speaker 5: when you're at the store, like I don't know how

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Speaker 5: to do that. Knowing like why your Wi Fi randomly sucks.

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Speaker 5: I'm I'm good at saying it sucks, but I don't

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Speaker 5: know to fix it. Or keeping plants alive, Kyle, you're

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Speaker 5: one of those two. Or here's something that they say

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Speaker 5: you should master, making a great dinner in thirty minutes

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Speaker 5: in one pot.

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Speaker 2: I can't do that either. I make a huge mess.

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Speaker 5: So this life hack is if you want to feel

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Speaker 5: accomplished as an adult, just figure out how to do

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Speaker 5: one of those things and brag to all your friends

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Speaker 5: about it, and you will feel cool. So folding a

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Speaker 5: fitted sheet, knowing when fruit is ripe, knowing why your

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Speaker 5: WiFi sucks and fix it, keeping plant a plant alive,

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Speaker 5: making a great dinner in thirty minutes or less in

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Speaker 5: one pot. Master those and you will master the universe

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