1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,880 Speaker 1: I am totally stupid when it comes to this guy. 2 00:00:03,320 --> 00:00:06,240 Speaker 1: What is that called? It's my it's my blind spot. 3 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:08,080 Speaker 1: That's not right. What is that called? 4 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:11,600 Speaker 2: I often say it when there are certain pop culture. 5 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:13,360 Speaker 1: Yes, that's it, a pop cal This is my pop 6 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:15,760 Speaker 1: culture blind blind spot. 7 00:00:16,120 --> 00:00:16,759 Speaker 2: You only have one. 8 00:00:17,880 --> 00:00:21,560 Speaker 1: I don't think I have many, not many. 9 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:24,920 Speaker 2: That's one of mine. Is like the Lord of the Rings, right, 10 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:26,840 Speaker 2: you know the Lord of the Rings. 11 00:00:26,840 --> 00:00:31,080 Speaker 1: Well, I mean well enough, No, like I don't know 12 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:35,120 Speaker 1: everything about it, like Harry Potter would be would be 13 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:36,159 Speaker 1: a blind spot for me. 14 00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:39,199 Speaker 2: But you're good with token yeah, I. 15 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:40,680 Speaker 1: Mean everybody had to read Tolkien. 16 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:42,960 Speaker 3: I I am, yes. 17 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:46,440 Speaker 2: You're blind to all of it all that she got 18 00:00:46,479 --> 00:00:47,560 Speaker 2: my Jersey Shore reference. 19 00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:49,240 Speaker 1: Yes, yes, see not blind there. 20 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:51,680 Speaker 2: She even new in twenty eighteen it closed down permanently 21 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:54,160 Speaker 2: when it's liquor license was revoked. 22 00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:57,520 Speaker 1: But I will say that, and that's where you surround 23 00:00:57,560 --> 00:01:00,800 Speaker 1: yourself with people who can help fill in spots. Right 24 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:03,960 Speaker 1: if everybody had the if everybody had the same blind spot, 25 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:06,440 Speaker 1: we'd be blind to stuff. 26 00:01:08,319 --> 00:01:10,680 Speaker 2: By the way, speaking of beaches, right, look at this 27 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:13,640 Speaker 2: set of Chris has already on who is this Chris 28 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:16,959 Speaker 2: already out on the sand listening with a big speaker 29 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:19,760 Speaker 2: and it looks like an adult beverage dude. 30 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:22,919 Speaker 1: That's awesome, that's great. Get it, Chris. 31 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:26,520 Speaker 2: It sounds like he's providing a soundtrack to the morning 32 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:28,120 Speaker 2: for everyone nearby. 33 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:31,720 Speaker 1: Good, well you should again, if we're all blind, then 34 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:34,560 Speaker 1: we're we can't see. 35 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:37,440 Speaker 2: But who who is your what is your blind spot? 36 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:42,600 Speaker 1: Brian Johnson? Not ACDC, no, no, no, no no. 37 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:43,720 Speaker 2: This is the Live Forever guy. 38 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:47,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, the biohacker guy or whatever. He is the guy 39 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:49,840 Speaker 1: who's who wants to live forever. 40 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:52,040 Speaker 2: We talked about him. 41 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:56,600 Speaker 1: He's come up before. Yes, the I don't know why, 42 00:01:56,800 --> 00:01:59,840 Speaker 1: but I can't and it is it's a blind. 43 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:00,160 Speaker 2: Spot to me. 44 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:04,840 Speaker 1: Do people follow him or do people just know him? 45 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:07,200 Speaker 2: People have started to follow Yeah. 46 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:10,440 Speaker 1: So people people like and what what's his deal? He 47 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:14,040 Speaker 1: wants to like he knows he's not never gonna die. 48 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:18,240 Speaker 4: He's he's a millionaire, right, so he's he's using all 49 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:22,600 Speaker 4: of his money to do all these different biohacking methods 50 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:26,080 Speaker 4: to like what live forever? I mean I saw a 51 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:28,560 Speaker 4: picture of him showing a reporter. It was like the 52 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:30,200 Speaker 4: amount of supplements this guy. 53 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,480 Speaker 1: Takes every day doesn't he take over a hundred supplements? 54 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:34,840 Speaker 1: I just read something about him. Yeah, but doesn't he 55 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:36,639 Speaker 1: take over one hundred supplements a day? 56 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:40,359 Speaker 2: Yeah? His whole mantra is not yolo. 57 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:46,000 Speaker 4: Huh not because you only Loz's finite is Yeah, and 58 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:49,079 Speaker 4: you're yolo as you like throwing caution into the wind 59 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:50,959 Speaker 4: and doing whatever because it feels good in the moment. 60 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:53,560 Speaker 2: You can't think that way. Kristen is screaming from the other. 61 00:02:58,040 --> 00:03:02,120 Speaker 4: She's just screaming, Yola, okay. 62 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:04,160 Speaker 1: Yoah time. 63 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:05,639 Speaker 5: You should always live every day? 64 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:08,200 Speaker 1: No, not according to Brian Johnson, not yolo. 65 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:13,760 Speaker 2: Well whatever, but this whole thing is don't die, but 66 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:15,240 Speaker 2: you're going to yo, don't die. 67 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:18,160 Speaker 1: No, but didn't didn't didn't like a bunch of like 68 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:20,920 Speaker 1: like like Stanford people or something, come out and go 69 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:24,760 Speaker 1: if you if you could extend everything. The longest the 70 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:27,400 Speaker 1: human body could ever live is one hundred and ninety years. 71 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:28,919 Speaker 2: I didn't see that sting. 72 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:32,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, and I don't remember like it started getting real like. 73 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:35,760 Speaker 3: The world's oldest people are in like the one twenties, right. 74 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:39,200 Speaker 1: And yeah, because and again like it starts dealing with 75 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:42,320 Speaker 1: like DNA receptors and stuff like that. But if you could, 76 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:44,800 Speaker 1: if if they could figure all that out, They said, 77 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:50,520 Speaker 1: the longest the human body could physically live, starting from 78 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:53,160 Speaker 1: day one where you're doing whatever it is you're doing, 79 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:56,160 Speaker 1: would be one hundred and ninety. That is the longest 80 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:58,400 Speaker 1: the human body can go. And you would even have 81 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:01,400 Speaker 1: to start changing. Like like I said that, They kept 82 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:04,320 Speaker 1: talking about DNA receptors. I don't know a DNA receptor 83 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:06,680 Speaker 1: for my butthole. I don't know what that is. But 84 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:09,600 Speaker 1: they were saying that is the longest human body could live. 85 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:12,320 Speaker 1: So I got bad news for Brian Johnson. And again 86 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:14,760 Speaker 1: he may mean well, like is he a smart guy? 87 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:16,800 Speaker 1: Or do people hate him? 88 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:21,520 Speaker 2: People? I think they hate watch him because there is 89 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:25,080 Speaker 2: a community that it buies into it all. You even remember, 90 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:29,520 Speaker 2: he's the reason you wanted to track your nocturnal erections. 91 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:36,039 Speaker 1: It was him that what. 92 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:37,120 Speaker 2: Was his and his son's? 93 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:40,880 Speaker 1: Oh right, but what was it? I'm trying to remember 94 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:41,560 Speaker 1: what it was? 95 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:42,960 Speaker 3: Like he still married? 96 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:45,720 Speaker 1: Is he married? Or does he have a girlfriend? 97 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:49,320 Speaker 2: Uh, he definitely didn't. He a couple of weeks ago 98 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:58,400 Speaker 2: posts about oral sex and and said like my biomes 99 00:04:58,520 --> 00:05:00,360 Speaker 2: or one hundredth ercentile or something. 100 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:03,920 Speaker 1: I don't know I know that she's working with him 101 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:07,839 Speaker 1: and doing a bunch of stuff for like menstrual health. 102 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:13,159 Speaker 2: SOEs that tied to the kind of lingos you know, 103 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:14,440 Speaker 2: And I'll leave for the shore right now. 104 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:16,080 Speaker 1: Wow, I just got really horny. 105 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:21,680 Speaker 2: Well I had already said oral the you can I 106 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:22,640 Speaker 2: don't like to repeat myself. 107 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:26,039 Speaker 1: Oh I don't mind bothered me? Would can? I speak 108 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:28,560 Speaker 1: for everybody? They would rather you repeat yourself than say 109 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:30,080 Speaker 1: cogs and hi to your family. 110 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:35,360 Speaker 3: Who's on the way to pick you up? Elliott? 111 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:38,080 Speaker 5: He was on an episode with the Kardashians. 112 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:39,680 Speaker 1: Who's that Brian Johnson? 113 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:40,920 Speaker 3: I remember that. 114 00:05:41,080 --> 00:05:43,160 Speaker 5: They all went and had dinner with him and they 115 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:43,560 Speaker 5: were try. 116 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:47,320 Speaker 1: He's totally vegan, yes, and for plant based. Plant based. 117 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:50,880 Speaker 5: He doesn't drink alcohol. And Chris Jenner, the Chloe and 118 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:53,120 Speaker 5: the kids called her out because she's like, oh, I 119 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:55,080 Speaker 5: don't drink alcohol either, and they're like, mom, you just 120 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:56,200 Speaker 5: had a margarita yesterday. 121 00:05:56,279 --> 00:05:59,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, but she was trying to impress. 122 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:01,240 Speaker 3: She cut off arm for a martini. 123 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:03,919 Speaker 2: Yeah. 124 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:05,960 Speaker 1: Well, I guess I don't remember the thing with like 125 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:08,680 Speaker 1: him and his kids boners or whatever? Was it like 126 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:09,480 Speaker 1: who has more? 127 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:11,640 Speaker 3: Or is it just tracking? 128 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:17,760 Speaker 2: Yeah? And just like the the not efficiency, but the 129 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:21,400 Speaker 2: strength of them. I don't remember it was. 130 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:24,240 Speaker 1: There is hardly anything that I could do that would 131 00:06:24,279 --> 00:06:28,159 Speaker 1: embarrass the boys anything like they've seen it all. But 132 00:06:28,279 --> 00:06:31,880 Speaker 1: if I at dinner said to them, hey, Jack, I'm 133 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:34,839 Speaker 1: not trying to exclude you, but the three of us 134 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:38,320 Speaker 1: we need to track our boners and the strength of them. 135 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:41,480 Speaker 1: Like at that point, they'd be like, you've gone too 136 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:43,040 Speaker 1: like it's too much, alloy. 137 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:45,760 Speaker 2: Much now, Jesus, we just asked you to get a haircut. 138 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:51,480 Speaker 1: I have a teens meeting today, this stupid hair. 139 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:55,599 Speaker 2: Yeah. It was number of them, duration quality and overall 140 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:56,880 Speaker 2: sleep efficiency. 141 00:06:57,200 --> 00:07:02,440 Speaker 1: Oh okay. Because he was a lot in a long time. 142 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:05,720 Speaker 2: He was envious that his nineteen year old sons lasted 143 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:07,279 Speaker 2: two minutes longer than his. 144 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:11,600 Speaker 1: Oh I gotcha, okay, and that that that is not good? 145 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:15,560 Speaker 1: What is what is the Does he have a younger 146 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:18,080 Speaker 1: son also or is it just the nineteen year old? 147 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:22,200 Speaker 1: Because wasn't he get taking blood from his son and 148 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:24,840 Speaker 1: using it on himself? I thought, I just read that 149 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:29,120 Speaker 1: where like, what do you call that? Yeah? Yeah, I 150 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:29,520 Speaker 1: guess so. 151 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:33,280 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he did a blood blood plasma transfusion. 152 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:38,600 Speaker 1: Using his son's blood because it's younger blood, like this 153 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:39,520 Speaker 1: dude's a freak. 154 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:42,320 Speaker 2: But that was that It was in twenty twenty three, 155 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:44,400 Speaker 2: and it says he was seventeen, so that might be 156 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:45,160 Speaker 2: the same son. 157 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:47,400 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that would make sense. Okay, I didn't know 158 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:52,920 Speaker 1: if it was like a kid or like his kid. Yeah, 159 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:59,040 Speaker 1: he injected himself with his son's plasma. He's even referred 160 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:00,960 Speaker 1: to his teenage son as his blood boy. 161 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:03,040 Speaker 2: Nothing weird about that. 162 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:07,840 Speaker 1: But now he's had to come out and make Christian. 163 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:09,080 Speaker 1: Will you do me a favor? Will you see if 164 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:11,680 Speaker 1: you can find me somebody who follows this guy, like legit, 165 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:16,520 Speaker 1: even if you hate follow but just somebody who follows 166 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:22,680 Speaker 1: this guy. The forty eight year old has made a 167 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:29,800 Speaker 1: confession on X following his diagnosis with an autoimmune disease. 168 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:32,520 Speaker 3: So it is all the stuff that he's been doing, 169 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:33,920 Speaker 3: like backfiring on him. 170 00:08:33,920 --> 00:08:34,120 Speaker 2: Now. 171 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:37,079 Speaker 1: He said, I've been thinking things over and I wonder 172 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:45,360 Speaker 1: if I've taken this whole longevity thing too far. So 173 00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:49,079 Speaker 1: is he done? He says he's eliminated ninety five percent 174 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:52,720 Speaker 1: of microplastics from his seamen, so. 175 00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:57,079 Speaker 3: It's not like he's going to like. 176 00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:03,120 Speaker 1: How many micro I've never I haven't dismissed any microplastics 177 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:03,800 Speaker 1: for my semen. 178 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:08,000 Speaker 2: We're going to find one of those. Look, I need 179 00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:10,400 Speaker 2: a spinner, not a centrifugure, but like one of those 180 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:12,560 Speaker 2: images where it generates what you going to look. 181 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:16,680 Speaker 1: Like where I'm sitting. I got like like four tits, 182 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:17,920 Speaker 1: like everything's bad? 183 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:26,040 Speaker 2: Oh no, did he never stop gaming microplastics? 184 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:32,960 Speaker 1: Yeah? Ninety microplastics removed from this semen by spending twenty 185 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:35,960 Speaker 1: minutes daily in dry saunas while applying an ice pack 186 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:41,160 Speaker 1: to his groin area. For all the stuff this guy does, 187 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:43,959 Speaker 1: wouldn't you rather like just make it to. 188 00:09:43,920 --> 00:09:47,920 Speaker 2: Eighty and just have good years up until then? 189 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:49,280 Speaker 1: Yolo exactly? 190 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:53,520 Speaker 2: But is he now going to force all this testing 191 00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:55,000 Speaker 2: on his family? 192 00:09:55,240 --> 00:09:57,160 Speaker 1: I don't know, Like that's the part I don't get, 193 00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:58,480 Speaker 1: Like when he came out and said he's got this 194 00:09:58,600 --> 00:10:01,240 Speaker 1: autoimmune thing, what is like? Is he done? 195 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:01,520 Speaker 5: Now? 196 00:10:01,679 --> 00:10:03,120 Speaker 1: Like? Did his bit just end. 197 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:06,720 Speaker 3: What he d drove straight to Taco bell? 198 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:09,719 Speaker 2: But is that why he when he posted that thing 199 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:14,720 Speaker 2: about his partner, it was it was kind of shocking 200 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:18,280 Speaker 2: because it was so blunt, but she acted he had 201 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:22,120 Speaker 2: just done. But was that his introduction for her to 202 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:25,240 Speaker 2: this world, and by world, I mean us as a 203 00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:26,360 Speaker 2: consuming audience. 204 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:28,640 Speaker 1: I don't know, because he came out and said that 205 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:37,520 Speaker 1: she what is your name? Kate? Kate Tolo, not Yololo, 206 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:41,640 Speaker 1: no Tolo. Yes, Kate Tolo is undertaking a major effort 207 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:46,199 Speaker 1: to collect fourteen million data points related to her menstrual cycle. 208 00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:51,520 Speaker 1: He's calling it a world's first for women's health. Kate 209 00:10:51,559 --> 00:10:55,679 Speaker 1: will provide the most comprehensive data set on a female 210 00:10:55,720 --> 00:11:00,240 Speaker 1: menstrual cycle in history. She's also using a techno tamp on, 211 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:20,280 Speaker 1: which is designed to track cabs a head. 212 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:27,800 Speaker 2: Dian Jersey Shore wasn't filmed in Boston. That's how Polly 213 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:28,520 Speaker 2: said it. 214 00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:30,680 Speaker 1: Cabs a here. 215 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:35,559 Speaker 2: You're sorry, you were right. 216 00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:38,520 Speaker 1: Every type she goes, every type she opens her tampon, 217 00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:46,760 Speaker 1: that's what she gets it. It's a musical cooter. 218 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:49,679 Speaker 2: So this is a techno. 219 00:11:50,679 --> 00:11:53,360 Speaker 1: I don't know what is a techno tampon. I don't 220 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:56,840 Speaker 1: know what he's using it. Does it have like I 221 00:11:56,880 --> 00:11:57,760 Speaker 1: have her schedule? 222 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:00,440 Speaker 3: Oh, let me it down. 223 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,120 Speaker 2: It's more than once a month. 224 00:12:02,679 --> 00:12:04,520 Speaker 1: Oh, this is what she's doing every day? 225 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:05,000 Speaker 4: Oh? 226 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:07,880 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she so clearly she has become the new 227 00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:09,160 Speaker 2: Brian Johnson. 228 00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:10,400 Speaker 1: So he's out, she's in. 229 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:12,840 Speaker 3: I'm still trying to monetize it. 230 00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:17,120 Speaker 1: Six thirty wake up, stop the recording, sleep ring and 231 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:22,959 Speaker 1: sleep band, and spit in a tube. Six thirty three. 232 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:27,680 Speaker 1: Swab the inside of my cheek. Six thirty four. Measure 233 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:33,480 Speaker 1: the temperature under my tongue. Six thirty six. Remove THEE 234 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:41,720 Speaker 1: techno tampon. Six thirty seven. Give a urine sample to 235 00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:44,920 Speaker 1: measure levels of the stress hormone cortisol. 236 00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:46,920 Speaker 2: So this is all happened within ten minutes. 237 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:50,280 Speaker 1: Six thirty nine, Oh this too. Give a urine sample 238 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:55,680 Speaker 1: for other hormones. She's paying twice. Six forty one. Measure 239 00:12:55,760 --> 00:13:00,240 Speaker 1: the pelvic floor. I don't know how you do that, 240 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:11,600 Speaker 1: He'll toee cammel. Six fifty four. Log a score for 241 00:13:11,679 --> 00:13:16,360 Speaker 1: the previous evening sleep six fifty seven. Measure the nervous 242 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:22,720 Speaker 1: system seven oh three. Blow into a metabolism tracker seven 243 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:27,680 Speaker 1: oh six. Breathe mask for ten minutes. Seven twenty one 244 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:32,440 Speaker 1: turn the turn the sun therapy light on. Seven twenty four. 245 00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:38,240 Speaker 1: Document you're in color. Seven twenty five. Measure blood pressure 246 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:44,040 Speaker 1: seven thirty one. Use a water pick seven thirty four. 247 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:48,040 Speaker 1: Floss she'd use a water pick for three minutes seven 248 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:51,120 Speaker 1: thirty six. Brush teeth seven thirty nine. Use a tongue 249 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:54,000 Speaker 1: scraper seven forty swab the. 250 00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:56,680 Speaker 2: You already did the mouth. 251 00:13:57,240 --> 00:14:00,439 Speaker 1: Yep, that's why we're going down here. Vaginal micro iome 252 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:06,800 Speaker 1: seven forty three. Step on scales seven forty five. We 253 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:11,120 Speaker 1: take photos of Tolo's body. Fun, we'll Diane'll be over 254 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:14,439 Speaker 1: at seven forty five. Is this a lot to do? 255 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:17,640 Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's exhausting. She's and she's no nowhere 256 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:18,280 Speaker 4: near done. 257 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:19,440 Speaker 2: Where did he meet her? 258 00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:22,520 Speaker 1: Seven fifty four? Finished the first thirteen ounces of water? 259 00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:23,480 Speaker 3: He's a millionaire? 260 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:27,840 Speaker 2: Is she a fan of his science? 261 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:30,760 Speaker 1: Also at a forty one? I need that third urine 262 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:31,840 Speaker 1: sample for a test. 263 00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:32,640 Speaker 3: You got a pee again? 264 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:33,480 Speaker 1: Get blood drawn? 265 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:34,920 Speaker 3: Have I had your coffee? 266 00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:37,960 Speaker 1: No? Well not yet? Okay, she's gotten her blood. She's 267 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,560 Speaker 1: getting her blood drawn every day. 268 00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:43,640 Speaker 2: He clearly was doing that. 269 00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:48,280 Speaker 1: Take a speed of aging blood test, measureize, measure smell, measure, taste, 270 00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:51,920 Speaker 1: measure pain, measure smell again, how measure how shoot after 271 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:54,200 Speaker 1: measuring once? Okay? 272 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:57,720 Speaker 3: Hold on, uh, what time of days is now? 273 00:14:57,720 --> 00:15:00,800 Speaker 1: Measure I'm only at nine nineteen in the morning. Nine 274 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:04,240 Speaker 1: five measure smell nine forty five measure taste ten oh 275 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:07,560 Speaker 1: four measure pain, ten twenty four measure smell again, ten 276 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:11,200 Speaker 1: forty measure taste again, ten fifty five test hearing over 277 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:14,480 Speaker 1: here over here, over here, over here. 278 00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:18,680 Speaker 2: Oh, it's like we're at this steakhouse. By the way, Diana, 279 00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:21,440 Speaker 2: it's eleven am. Time to spit in the second tube. 280 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:24,920 Speaker 2: Eleven oh seven. Finally, let's eat a protein rich meal. 281 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:26,120 Speaker 2: Is that the first meal of the day. 282 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:29,320 Speaker 1: Yes, use red light on Tolo's full body, Use red 283 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:33,760 Speaker 1: light on Tolo's hair. Oh, eleven forty eight. I'm back 284 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:40,800 Speaker 1: over at Diane's house. Time for a stool test, by 285 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:44,520 Speaker 1: the way, eleven forty eight, take a stool test. Twelve 286 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:47,040 Speaker 1: oh one. Take another stool test. 287 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,040 Speaker 2: You've been on a toilet for thirteen minutes. 288 00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:51,800 Speaker 1: Oh, but is that to me these are different tests 289 00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:53,680 Speaker 1: or are these just different logs? 290 00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:58,720 Speaker 2: Well, it's all the same. It's the same load spiral notebook. 291 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:00,920 Speaker 2: But I do think it's one visit. 292 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:07,040 Speaker 1: So it's like, use this chunk, use that chunk. What 293 00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:08,000 Speaker 1: happens at twelve oh. 294 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,320 Speaker 3: Eight, Diane, another stool test? 295 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:13,080 Speaker 1: No? No, I just did that two stool. 296 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:16,520 Speaker 3: Back to back. Can I have lunch? 297 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:17,400 Speaker 1: No? 298 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:19,359 Speaker 3: No, I just had breakfast at eleven. 299 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:21,920 Speaker 1: Right, what happens at twelve oh eight? Let me give 300 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:24,080 Speaker 1: you a hint. Okay, I'm gonna give you a hint 301 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:28,520 Speaker 1: using something I know about hockey. Mitch Corn just wrapped 302 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:31,240 Speaker 1: up Corn Camp here, right, And when Mitchcorn gets all 303 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:33,920 Speaker 1: the goalies on the ice, he puts them through a 304 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:37,040 Speaker 1: skating drill, and then he tells him whatever you do forward, 305 00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:42,000 Speaker 1: you have to do backward backward. Whatever you do on 306 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:45,560 Speaker 1: your left foot, you have to do on your right 307 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:52,000 Speaker 1: foot exactly. So earlier this morning, we removed our techno tampon. 308 00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:56,000 Speaker 1: At twelve oh eight, what are we doing right back in? 309 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:04,119 Speaker 1: Although we need to update that because that would sound like. 310 00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:06,480 Speaker 3: It needs more base. 311 00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:21,440 Speaker 4: This might be the most annoys. 312 00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:22,840 Speaker 2: And you know I have scrillics. Don't tempt me. 313 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:27,040 Speaker 1: Now, moving ahead, At twelve fifty six, you'll put on 314 00:17:27,119 --> 00:17:29,480 Speaker 1: the weighted vest. At twelve fifty seven, you'll walk with 315 00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:30,280 Speaker 1: the weighted vest. 316 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:31,360 Speaker 3: How long does it? Say? 317 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:33,000 Speaker 1: No? But I know you got to stretch and warm 318 00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:35,639 Speaker 1: up for the gym. Work out in the gym, this 319 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:36,439 Speaker 1: is a lot. 320 00:17:37,119 --> 00:17:37,960 Speaker 3: What time is it now? 321 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:40,520 Speaker 1: She's up to I'm not even at two fourteen you've 322 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:42,560 Speaker 1: eaten your second meal of the day. Oh, here we 323 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:44,000 Speaker 1: go to thirty four shower? 324 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:46,280 Speaker 2: Well, okay, you did work out? 325 00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:49,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, do skincare, get dressed? Work? 326 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:52,480 Speaker 6: She works from Oh, now I can start work from 327 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:55,920 Speaker 6: three h three to five. That's her work, that's her workday. 328 00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:58,679 Speaker 6: She spends more time pulling in and out of the 329 00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:00,679 Speaker 6: techno that she was working. 330 00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:08,320 Speaker 1: Blow into a Metabolat five eight, eat a third meal. 331 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:10,240 Speaker 1: Hasn't she eaten all of her meals in a three 332 00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:11,920 Speaker 1: hour window? Well? 333 00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:13,159 Speaker 2: Is it the fasting thing? 334 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:13,400 Speaker 3: Yeah? 335 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:16,240 Speaker 2: He was really in Did he stop drinking? Not alcohol, 336 00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:18,960 Speaker 2: but heught her at some point he wouldn't drink anything 337 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,880 Speaker 2: after Oh, Christen's saying yes after What time? Was it 338 00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:24,960 Speaker 2: like in the early evening he wouldn't drink anything? 339 00:18:25,119 --> 00:18:28,840 Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh so like he wouldn't sit down at night 340 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:30,840 Speaker 1: and just have a jack and coke just to settle in, 341 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:37,520 Speaker 1: watch a little baseball. No alcohol, no yolo. Six thirty 342 00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:39,280 Speaker 1: nine day and I need you to spit into another 343 00:18:39,359 --> 00:18:46,880 Speaker 1: test tube. Jesus christ skincare water pick flash, She water 344 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:50,160 Speaker 1: picks twice. Another tongue scrape. Then I got a prep 345 00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:52,960 Speaker 1: water for the next morning, prep testing for the next day. 346 00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:55,600 Speaker 1: What time does she go to bed? 347 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:58,120 Speaker 4: Does it say so when she works for those two 348 00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:00,600 Speaker 4: hours and three minutes? What what is she doing? Is 349 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,960 Speaker 4: she just like logging all of this data? 350 00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:05,399 Speaker 1: I have no idea. 351 00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:11,560 Speaker 2: What's a sleepwrite is like something you wear? 352 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:15,680 Speaker 1: By the way, I feel like I may have missed 353 00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:18,280 Speaker 1: a step because I know what I'm doing at night. 354 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:22,720 Speaker 2: Oh wait, I'm looking up Sleepwright for you. Oh, they've 355 00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:28,960 Speaker 2: got a lot of products. So they have dental guards, 356 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:34,119 Speaker 2: they have breathing aids. Oh okay, so that's all certain pillows. 357 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:37,600 Speaker 1: Hey, By the way, is there a way to send 358 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:41,000 Speaker 1: her a note? Because she forgot to do something? So 359 00:19:41,119 --> 00:19:45,080 Speaker 1: remember she removed the techno tampon, and then we we 360 00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:54,639 Speaker 1: we inserted the techno tampon, right, skincare work, metabolism, the 361 00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:57,760 Speaker 1: whole thing. Then I'm reading through everything and then I 362 00:19:57,840 --> 00:20:03,000 Speaker 1: get to n God, does she have to. 363 00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:09,960 Speaker 3: Because yes, so she can always have one on a charger. 364 00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:13,360 Speaker 1: The no no, no, no no, right, and now we're 365 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:16,720 Speaker 1: inserting there was another. There wasn't another remove. 366 00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:18,400 Speaker 3: Maybe maybe it got cut off on your. 367 00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:21,840 Speaker 1: Is this how you get toxic shock? Yes, like women 368 00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:26,640 Speaker 1: sometimes have it in there. I think she only removed. 369 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:28,800 Speaker 2: Once, so there's a flaw in the schedule. 370 00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:30,760 Speaker 1: Yes, how do I Does she have an email? 371 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:32,920 Speaker 2: I think they are on social media? 372 00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:35,120 Speaker 1: Yes, no, somebody should tell her. 373 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:37,520 Speaker 2: And that's a nine. 374 00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:40,639 Speaker 1: What you say nine? Because we sleep at nine p 375 00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:41,360 Speaker 1: fifty five? 376 00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:43,119 Speaker 2: Oh, there's your answer to when she goes to bed? 377 00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:46,119 Speaker 1: Yeah, nine fIF and then she was up at six thirty. 378 00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:47,800 Speaker 1: Sister gets a lot of sleep. 379 00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:52,320 Speaker 2: If anything, the one thing Brian Johnson believes in is 380 00:20:52,359 --> 00:20:55,080 Speaker 2: the restorative nature of sleep. 381 00:20:55,200 --> 00:21:03,680 Speaker 1: Okay, now it sounds like you're a follower. We need 382 00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:06,240 Speaker 1: to correct her. How do I get her? We talked 383 00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:09,439 Speaker 1: to We talked to go guy, we talked to the 384 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,560 Speaker 1: you matter man. How do I get her? She's not 385 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:13,480 Speaker 1: removing that tampon. 386 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:19,320 Speaker 2: THEO you were co listener of the Day earlier. I'll 387 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:26,159 Speaker 2: give you that title outright. If Kate Tola, Kate Tola. 388 00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:27,240 Speaker 2: She calls in next? 389 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:28,960 Speaker 1: Oh wait, hold on, what time is it? I need 390 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,680 Speaker 1: to know what she's in the middle of doing, because 391 00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:33,880 Speaker 1: I don't know how busy she is every. 392 00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:36,080 Speaker 3: Tongue. 393 00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:38,399 Speaker 1: That's not the voice I thought you were going for. 394 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:42,280 Speaker 1: Hold on, what time is it? It is ten sixteen, 395 00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:44,679 Speaker 1: seventeen eighteen? 396 00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:46,200 Speaker 2: Wait, what is this? 397 00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:53,240 Speaker 1: I know she's not working, Okay, she's in between measuring 398 00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:57,720 Speaker 1: pain and measuring smell for the second time. She's actually 399 00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:02,040 Speaker 1: on a break right now. I'm assuming she's East Coast based. 400 00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:08,240 Speaker 2: I don't know. That doesn't scream California. 401 00:22:08,359 --> 00:22:10,240 Speaker 3: Yeah, I would think. 402 00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:14,280 Speaker 2: Which means you gotta go back three hours. 403 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:18,320 Speaker 1: He's in l A. Oh, well, she may have. She 404 00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:25,520 Speaker 1: may have a handful of couter right now. What