Speaker 1: Listen Beaverville, come on in morning, lighty gentlemen, and welcome
Speaker 1: to video message number twenty nine.
Speaker 2: I'm like a dog in heat.
Speaker 3: I woke up yesterday morning with a spring adicted to
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Speaker 2: Please, I could never know if the day was us Florida.
Speaker 2: Listen up. The ratings just came in for last month.
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Speaker 3: It is the twenty fourth day of March twenty twenty six.
Speaker 3: Good morning, everybody. Welcome to the parture of Morning Show.
Speaker 3: My name is Chris Hockey. Here we are on a Tuesday.
Speaker 3: I believe Johnny Bones is on his way in. Marty
Speaker 3: Gallarna will be here as Wall and cast one thousands.
Speaker 3: So here we go. Here's some comedy from Mark Pitta.
Speaker 3: It is a Tuesday morning. I know you might be tired.
Speaker 3: We're gonna try to be your audible caffeine, So get
Speaker 3: on up and come on in. I'm glad you're here.
Speaker 4: First of all, I love to put rock bands together
Speaker 4: basing their names, because, as you know, if you have
Speaker 4: an original member of a band, that's gonna tour. That
Speaker 4: band will tour. My thing is to put them together
Speaker 4: to make the mark. He look cool like talking heads
Speaker 4: and simple minds. That's who's your tour? Meat open bread
Speaker 4: is a perfect double belt. Guess who who you two? Yes,
Speaker 4: that's now, now you get it. Fish six, what's that?
Speaker 4: Blues Traveler with train or Orchestral maneuvers in the dark
Speaker 4: with blind Melon, all right, that's with that, Boston with Chicago, Alabama,
Speaker 4: Kansas Kansas with Tono Dead Kennedy is with Slayer, Iron
Speaker 4: Maiden with Steely Dan.
Speaker 3: Rush, Traffic.
Speaker 5: Corn with Black Eyed Peas.
Speaker 2: The sweet Feet is on your side. You hear the
Speaker 2: distance under.
Speaker 3: This, then you stray.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the Power to a Morning show. It's Tuesday,
Speaker 2: March twenty fourth. I'm Corey.
Speaker 1: That's trist There is Paul, there's Max their Sack. The
Speaker 1: return of Johnny Bone is good to see him always.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, man, he's excited.
Speaker 3: Barney Gellner and the manager's into there. I'm calling Derek.
Speaker 6: Shelton of the Minnesota Twins. Will be hell in the
Speaker 6: phone at eight o'clock. We are two days away from
Speaker 6: Twins season. It looks saucy're wearing a Twins hat. Yeah, man,
Speaker 6: it matches your shirt.
Speaker 2: You're on the bandwagon.
Speaker 1: It matches my shirt. You are color coordinated. Yeah, something
Speaker 1: else must always his. It's all mine every day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you are every day every day.
Speaker 3: We're all mustache like muss Man.
Speaker 2: You kind of have one going to shave the rest
Speaker 2: of it. What was his text yesterday? I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not sure what happened. I was hoping that
Speaker 3: I miss something was same.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't understand a word of My wife. Wife
Speaker 1: didn't jump in on that text string at all.
Speaker 2: Said you guys, I made you guys, said comfortable. I
Speaker 2: don't understand. I don't understand what you're talking about. No,
Speaker 2: we weren't uncomfortable at all.
Speaker 6: No, Yeah, I mean the mustache made me a little uncomfortable.
Speaker 6: But that's my problem, not his, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there were things about the mustache that made me uncomfortable. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but I don't think he was referring to that.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know what he was referring to. Was it
Speaker 1: about his sinkhole or his snake pit?
Speaker 3: His stinkhole?
Speaker 2: Remember he said something about his available holes.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 6: Dude, Do you remember when he started telling that story yesterday, Me,
Speaker 6: liber and I think most of us were like, I
Speaker 6: don't understand what you're saying. We tried to convey to him,
Speaker 6: we don't get what this bit is. Yeah, and I
Speaker 6: don't think it was a quote bit. I just don't.
Speaker 6: I didn't understand what he was saying. He said his
Speaker 6: wife was mad at him about it. It's like, I don't,
Speaker 6: I don't know what she would be mad at. Yeah,
Speaker 6: I sure either, But best of luck to him. I
Speaker 6: think he I think she was just as confused as
Speaker 6: the rest of us. Maybe maybe and he took that
Speaker 6: for anger.
Speaker 2: I would guess. I don't know why he texted us
Speaker 2: at like nine to thirty.
Speaker 3: Maybe she got that far away look in her eyes, yeah,
Speaker 3: like and was obviously thinking of something else. He took
Speaker 3: that for anger.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Maybe maybe he's like a beaten dog.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he is mussy. He's mussy, good old mussy.
Speaker 3: You think Boney is going to be excited to talk
Speaker 3: to the manager today.
Speaker 2: For sure. I think everybody loves Derek.
Speaker 3: I think so too. I wonder if if if Bonesy
Speaker 3: gets all like all riled up, you know, like talking
Speaker 3: to the baseball manager, that.
Speaker 2: Would be like Sauce talking to the drummer from d
Speaker 2: m B. Yeah, I have talked to the violin guy
Speaker 2: who's no longer with the band.
Speaker 3: But yeah, is it no longer with us or just
Speaker 3: with the band?
Speaker 2: He's no longer with the band because he's still ripping
Speaker 2: that violin.
Speaker 1: He's uh, he's in jail. I follow him on social
Speaker 1: media because I always have. No it's rock bottom? Oh
Speaker 1: is this the guy that was this?
Speaker 2: The me too?
Speaker 5: Guy?
Speaker 2: Did he do something? He did something not cool? Right?
Speaker 2: What did he do?
Speaker 1: People like made advances at men in bands that he
Speaker 1: told he could like help help, so they threw him out.
Speaker 1: And now every video he posts him sitting on like
Speaker 1: a chair and then hitting like this box thing that
Speaker 1: makes noise to Dave Matthews' songs. Amazing hot man, I'm
Speaker 1: sure he has an amazing hot rod.
Speaker 6: But yeah, but you know what, if you've heard one
Speaker 6: story about a violin player, you've heard them all.
Speaker 1: But every comment is, hey, you should reach out for help. Hey,
Speaker 1: this doesn't look good. B do you need help because
Speaker 1: it's it's sad.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, if what he did is true, then
Speaker 2: he put himself in that. Yeah, but no, sure, what
Speaker 2: he did. Yeah, he needs help.
Speaker 1: But this this the situation is like it would be
Speaker 1: like me getting hand and then just posting videos of
Speaker 1: me just reacting to Power Trip podcast.
Speaker 6: Oh god, I'm gonna have to cast for more storage
Speaker 6: on my phone for sure.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be saving a lot of videos. What it is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you're gonna be talking about how your podcast
Speaker 3: is going to blow our doors off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and how Mike and Mike is going to destroy
Speaker 2: you guys.
Speaker 1: It's going to be the end of the Power Trip
Speaker 1: Morning A former employee here once said that that Mike
Speaker 1: and Mike on ESPN Radio was going to end the
Speaker 1: Power Trip Morning Show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the end. You're serious too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was Mike Golick and Mike.
Speaker 6: Greenberg, and Golic's still doing like Golick and gold Who
Speaker 6: knows what station that's even on, So he's still in
Speaker 6: the media.
Speaker 2: But I think, but you know, Greenie's.
Speaker 6: Obviously a staple morning TV guy now on the ESPN
Speaker 6: and he's he's like posting every Yeah, he's everywhere.
Speaker 3: How long did they do that show? Is it a
Speaker 3: long running thing?
Speaker 2: It felt like a long time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, it has it be close to twenty years, right,
Speaker 1: you think I mean something like that for a long time,
Speaker 1: for a long time, that was obviously our lead in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true. Do you guys remember the Fabulous sports Babe?
Speaker 1: I just remember the name seventeen years seventeen, twenty seventeen.
Speaker 3: Woh yeah, trying to think of fabulous sports babe. Who
Speaker 3: else that I used to listen to when I first
Speaker 3: moved here on this radio station. Bobby Yates?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he did the mornings here Dusty Minds and
Speaker 2: Shaver on this station.
Speaker 3: Fancy Ray, Fancy Ray mclooney.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, used to have a different last thing. Oh
Speaker 7: is it that mcluney, No, that's the last ning I
Speaker 7: think he might be in. Just assumed his first name
Speaker 7: was Fancy, his last name was Ray.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he might be on the run Fancy.
Speaker 1: I've met Fancy Ray. Great dude, great dude, right dude. Yeah,
Speaker 1: My guess is you'd get along with him. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: remember when Dark Stars set me up to do that
Speaker 1: stand up bit in front of all those like gamblers
Speaker 1: who didn't want me there?
Speaker 2: Do you remember that track?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh that was that was the bomb, right, that was
Speaker 1: when you had to do the meat sauce redemption to
Speaker 1: it because you bombed so badly. No again, I can
Speaker 1: rip you and defend you in the safe sentence. Again,
Speaker 1: that was the wrong crowd, But that was hilarious because
Speaker 1: you were sweating bullets because nothing worked. Nothing worked. If
Speaker 1: I'd get up there and they were like, we just
Speaker 1: want to gamble.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're not barely paid attention for eating you going you.
Speaker 2: I remember you.
Speaker 1: Saying things like, come on, guys, laugh, this is a
Speaker 1: comedy show, which you should never never say. As a comedian.
Speaker 1: You have to make them laugh. You can't beg them
Speaker 1: and tell them you guys should be laughing.
Speaker 3: Lily Cryst will do something very similar one time.
Speaker 1: Come on, come on, guys, supposed to be funny, lighting up.
Speaker 2: It's a comedy show. Come on. Man.
Speaker 1: To his credit, Dark Star comes back on stage, and
Speaker 1: you know, basically he comes over to me, He's like,
Speaker 1: you killed it.
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, I didn't.
Speaker 1: And then he goes and everybody Fancy Ray and then
Speaker 1: Fancy Ray got up there and just slave, which means.
Speaker 6: Yeah again, that's like the most Dark Star thing of
Speaker 6: all time. Polly PAULI, I'm gonna put you in. He thinks,
Speaker 6: great idea, I'll put you in front of a big crowd.
Speaker 2: This is putting me in front of like American idol.
Speaker 1: He truly thinks like, I'm gonna help you out again.
Speaker 1: That's when he used to tell me he was gonna
Speaker 1: make me the grand marshal of every small town parade
Speaker 1: in the state of Minnesota.
Speaker 2: And I told me the same thing, Dark, What does
Speaker 2: that do for me? He's like, I'm gonna get you
Speaker 2: on every float.
Speaker 6: You're gonna be the grand marshal all across the state
Speaker 6: of mic He would what he would.
Speaker 1: Call me and go, hey, Polly, Yeah, this Saturday, win's
Speaker 1: your show. Oh it's only the one there's a Gopher
Speaker 1: spring game. All right, cool, I'm gonna get you. Bobby Knight,
Speaker 1: I'd go, Bobby Knight, And then five minutes later, Bobby's
Speaker 1: not a male. Bob can't make it on Saturday. All right, Dark,
Speaker 1: So you're gonna get me. He tried so hard though. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he did put you in the in the best possible spot.
Speaker 2: But then, and I love him dearly.
Speaker 1: Then he'd come on and he'd just start promoting gd
Speaker 1: of course.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, of course.
Speaker 6: Yeah, there's Johnny Bones, Johnny Bunds, Hey, thanks for the coffee,
Speaker 6: Johnny Bones.
Speaker 2: Does he think?
Speaker 3: Does he know he's going to be talking to the.
Speaker 6: Derek Sheldon's on our show today. You're gonna stick around
Speaker 6: and talk to him eight o'clock.
Speaker 1: Man, No, he's no, no, no, no, no, he's just
Speaker 1: calling in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if I had the technology, if.
Speaker 3: You spring training John Hey, you were there for like
Speaker 3: two years.
Speaker 6: But like the Black Twins daily little pull over there,
Speaker 6: that's looking good man, that's sharp.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you've changed up your look here.
Speaker 2: Man. Yeah, your look is a vaulting a look. I've
Speaker 2: got a look now. Apparently you do have a look.
Speaker 1: He's got the look kind of look like like a
Speaker 1: Sopranos like supporting cast member.
Speaker 3: Call you big p word, which.
Speaker 2: The one that has the guy on Sopranos that had
Speaker 2: the wires.
Speaker 1: What's going on you leaning into like a villain phase
Speaker 1: or what's going on here? That's some kind of a
Speaker 1: criminal mastermind?
Speaker 2: John runs it at a empire? Perhaps?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Uh, that's.
Speaker 8: Being speaking of which I'm threw it down the gauntlet.
Speaker 8: What did I do last night? Got the stranger?
Speaker 2: You booked a trip to Vegas? Different thing?
Speaker 1: You booked the strip. He's gone book I love it.
Speaker 1: You know, you don't care, You're just gone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're going and that is when.
Speaker 8: Next week, right, next week, Tuesday through Thursday, April first, right,
Speaker 8: we are leaving the thirty first week back to second
Speaker 8: just to two nights stay in Vegas, one of which
Speaker 8: is going to be catching a little bit of the
Speaker 8: Gofers games. I'm looking forward to finding out your guys
Speaker 8: details where you're going to stay in such we're going
Speaker 8: to let you know, you know, yeah, I assume you'll
Speaker 8: want me on the show, you know, Wednesday morning when
Speaker 8: we we gathered long Vegas.
Speaker 2: Sure, next week.
Speaker 8: So I can once again propositioned by somebody on the
Speaker 8: way there, and Corey can still be not be not
Speaker 8: Tohnny b.
Speaker 3: You are the guy I always wanted to be. When
Speaker 3: I will come with us, I have a responsibility.
Speaker 2: And here's why I know that's not true. You have
Speaker 2: to come back from the Twins open. That's right, That's
Speaker 2: why I told you two days. We got to be
Speaker 2: back by Friday.
Speaker 3: Well, that's the perfect city to go to for two days.
Speaker 8: Yes, yeah, so actually that is the first time we'll
Speaker 8: have ever I'll have ever gone to Vegas for just
Speaker 8: two days.
Speaker 3: Are you going to go to the game. Yeah, okay, well, yeah.
Speaker 2: That's the one ticket we have not yet bought.
Speaker 8: But I don't anticipate that being an overly difficult ticket.
Speaker 3: Well definitely, no, No, I would agree that it might.
Speaker 1: Be one of those sets of tickets that you can
Speaker 1: just walk by and they're going to snap their fingers
Speaker 1: and just hand them to you.
Speaker 3: A little card with the naked on its.
Speaker 2: The best part about it is that I don't leave.
Speaker 8: I don't leave until later on Tuesday, so I can
Speaker 8: also do the show Tuesday morning with you guys, because you.
Speaker 2: Look at you, look at you.
Speaker 8: Do everything I can do to be on this show
Speaker 8: as often as possible.
Speaker 2: When's your watch party?
Speaker 8: We got a Yeah, we've got a watch party for
Speaker 8: opening day on Thursday this week Blackstack Brewing. Go to
Speaker 8: Twins Dailysocial club dot com and you can get all
Speaker 8: the details.
Speaker 1: You have another website actually, that one just points to
Speaker 1: the stories about the watch pretty on Twins Daily.
Speaker 6: But yes, it's not a bad idea to have those
Speaker 6: little cards with like, you know, ninety eight percent naked
Speaker 6: women with phone numbers, but then at the bottom to
Speaker 6: say call this number for Baylor versus Gophers. Right, yeah,
Speaker 6: because by the time some horny idiot dude realizes that
Speaker 6: it's not a sex.
Speaker 2: Line, right, you're not ordering a hooker. You're gonna go
Speaker 2: watch some ball yep, I do that for Twins Daily
Speaker 2: Social club dot Com.
Speaker 1: Speaking of no get yours knocked around, I'm pretty well,
Speaker 1: it's like seven o'clock last night and my wife, so
Speaker 1: my oldest daughter's out of the country, so it's just
Speaker 1: the three of us, my wife and.
Speaker 6: The little one go We're going to Target. We're gonna
Speaker 6: get ice cream, you want it? And I'm like, no,
Speaker 6: I'm good. I'm just I'm probably gonna go to bed.
Speaker 6: I'm tired. I got nothing to do, so there's nothing
Speaker 6: on TV.
Speaker 2: That was essential.
Speaker 1: Some candles enjoy car so I'm flipping through HBO Max,
Speaker 1: HBO Max.
Speaker 2: I'm like, what am I going to do to kill
Speaker 2: like an hour before I go to bed?
Speaker 6: And have you guys stumbled across Born to Bowl yet?
Speaker 3: I haven't seen it. I saw it. I haven't seen it.
Speaker 2: So it's only two episodes.
Speaker 1: And I got lucky because the second episode aired almost
Speaker 1: as soon as the first one that I watched ended.
Speaker 2: Because episode two was last night. The first episode's okay.
Speaker 6: It's a documentary about pro bowlers, like the biggest games
Speaker 6: in pro bowling and what the life of a pro
Speaker 6: bowler looks like.
Speaker 2: Is Chris, of course he can be one and he
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. Episode two is insane. They all hate
Speaker 2: each other.
Speaker 1: They're mefing each other, they're they're yelling when one of
Speaker 1: them bowls to throw each other off, like it's crazy.
Speaker 2: It was kind of awesome.
Speaker 6: It was It felt like watching Real Housewives with dude
Speaker 6: bowlers because all I could think was these guys are
Speaker 6: freaks at bowling and they're barely scraping by.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, Chris, you have to watch it.
Speaker 2: Well, it's nuts there. They are psychos.
Speaker 3: So is it gonna be a weekly thing then? Or
Speaker 3: is it only? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Ben Stiller is behind the documentary, but he's obviously not involved.
Speaker 1: But it sounds I don't I can't tell if it's
Speaker 1: Leev Schreiber or not, but it sounds like the guy
Speaker 1: that does hard knocks the narration.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so its a narrator. It's a documentary. It's funny
Speaker 6: as hell.
Speaker 2: I can't wait. Episode one is solid. Yeah, don't give up.
Speaker 1: If you're like, this is just okay because episode two,
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, they start mfing each other and
Speaker 1: I'm like, what is going on here?
Speaker 6: They just hate each other. They're complaining. Oh god, it's
Speaker 6: some of the some of the things that made me laugh.
Speaker 6: I can't say because they're not arable.
Speaker 2: I can't wait.
Speaker 1: It is okay, good it sounded like him. I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is this It's like hard knocks for bowling.
Speaker 2: I can't wait. I'm still excited. I got to start
Speaker 2: watching episode two.
Speaker 3: I don't know what I'm waiting on. I need to
Speaker 3: get started on my career right now.
Speaker 1: Well, I think this will dissuade you because these are
Speaker 1: the best in the world, and again they are barely
Speaker 1: finding a way to make money because if they don't
Speaker 1: make the cut, they get nothing.
Speaker 2: Right, there's always gambling, Like some of the top guys.
Speaker 2: Think about this.
Speaker 6: Some of the top guys in the world when they
Speaker 6: go to a major event are rooming together and even
Speaker 6: using the pullout couch to save money. I mean, that's
Speaker 6: the kind of this is what we're talking about.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, these are the best in the world.
Speaker 2: Chris sleeping on the hotel couches.
Speaker 3: There's plenty of sex and bowling.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there's got to be like gutter Lady. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: some gutter Gallos.
Speaker 6: Learned about an episode two that I didn't know was
Speaker 6: a thing. Did you know that pro bowlers have things
Speaker 6: called ball reps.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what you did when your family lives and
Speaker 2: they're essentially like caddies, Like if.
Speaker 1: The oil is going one way or another, the ball
Speaker 1: rep will recommend which ball you use to adjust to
Speaker 1: the oil.
Speaker 2: And this guy in.
Speaker 1: The second episode, because I don't know, man, if you
Speaker 1: keep throwing it like that, you're just gonna keep picking
Speaker 1: up fives. And the bowler loses his mind on this
Speaker 1: ball rep and he complains to the league like get this,
Speaker 1: Like this guy's a douchebag. I don't ever want to
Speaker 1: see this guy again. Massive meltdown calls him a d head.
Speaker 1: It's just the best I can It's a bunch of
Speaker 1: It's again.
Speaker 6: It's real housewives of bowling yea hawks.
Speaker 2: It's bowling loves picking up actually have wives. Though, yes, okay,
Speaker 2: I can't wait.
Speaker 3: This has got to be I gotta get started on this.
Speaker 2: Waiting on your documentary is so freaking awesome.
Speaker 6: It's that's a again. It's a great sign you're getting older.
Speaker 6: It's just loving a documentary. Just watching dudes.
Speaker 2: Bowl that sounds awesome.
Speaker 3: I need a documentary about Johnny Bones.
Speaker 2: Johnny beans Bones. Yeah, his new look, new look and
Speaker 2: new life, your criminal empire.
Speaker 1: That you slowly build up behind the scenes.
Speaker 2: It'll also have to be on HBO Max because there.
Speaker 1: Will be tons of sex and I'll tons of cheap
Speaker 1: John John also has a ball rat.
Speaker 2: Giving him advice on the oils ears.
Speaker 3: And Oil's going the wrong way again.
Speaker 6: John Born to bowl man, what a ride. That second
Speaker 6: episode is all right, more of.
Speaker 1: The power to wanting you after this first segment. Brought
Speaker 1: to you by your friends and builders and remodelers. Thanks
Speaker 1: builders and remodelers.
Speaker 3: And welcome back parta mors.
Speaker 5: Here we are.
Speaker 3: It's five fifty three. Johnny beans Bones is here and
Speaker 3: it's excited because we got the new manager coming in, Yes.
Speaker 6: Sir, and he's got a Vegas trip booked. So what
Speaker 6: else do you need? Baseball in Vegas, Johnny Bones.
Speaker 2: That's it. That's gonna be fun.
Speaker 6: So Chris Sauce, you guys are not going to Vegas
Speaker 6: next week.
Speaker 3: It's still up in the air.
Speaker 2: It's still up in the air.
Speaker 3: It's awaiting. Let me look at my schedule here, Come on,
Speaker 3: it's a waiting game.
Speaker 2: Why not, dude, there's no reason you guys can't broadcast.
Speaker 2: You're Vegas.
Speaker 3: You're exactly right.
Speaker 8: It feels like you guys, it feels like you guys
Speaker 8: need to get iHeart on the we're going to broadcast
Speaker 8: when we travel bandwagon.
Speaker 2: Trying to do for ten weeks. I hate it. This
Speaker 2: is a perfect, yeah, way to sort of break the ice.
Speaker 1: I agree, because clearly the main motivation to go is.
Speaker 8: To support a broadcast partner in the University of Minnesota.
Speaker 2: Couldn't have said it better myself.
Speaker 3: You said it. Yeah, you said it.
Speaker 6: It's because we love colle hitch basketball so much. Yes,
Speaker 6: and I know how heartbroken Parker Fox was last year
Speaker 6: when the Gophers did not get to this Vegas tournament.
Speaker 2: Partially it's you know, it's doing it for him as well.
Speaker 6: And our partners, Yes, Minnesota Golden Gophers and Mike Grim
Speaker 6: Grim will be there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, you'll be the party with Grim parties.
Speaker 2: I don't know if he.
Speaker 3: Parties goes to the movies.
Speaker 2: No, that's that's yeah. Gorg goes a lot of.
Speaker 3: That movie before.
Speaker 2: I don't know if Mike movies, Yeah, you're right. Did
Speaker 2: you did you not see Project Hail Mary yesterday?
Speaker 3: I did not?
Speaker 2: You were thinking about it because everybody this, Yeah, you'll
Speaker 2: love it.
Speaker 1: It's okay, it's fantastic, all right, see it on the
Speaker 1: biggest screen you can correct.
Speaker 3: Today's okay, today's the day. There are many like it,
Speaker 3: but this one is the day.
Speaker 6: I saw somebody on Twitter post like I'm in a
Speaker 6: paraphrase because it was just some random account, but some
Speaker 6: random account on my algorithm said something like Project Hail
Speaker 6: Mary is fantastic. It's amazing, but all of us who
Speaker 6: have seen it need to calm down because we're starting
Speaker 6: to ruin it because we're hyping it so much. But
Speaker 6: I also would say, like the hype was real before
Speaker 6: I saw it, and I'm like, it was super high
Speaker 6: expectations that I'm like, man, this is a lot to
Speaker 6: live up to, and I thought it was absolutely worth
Speaker 6: the hype.
Speaker 2: So I don't think we can over hype.
Speaker 8: It is a similar vibe as to the Martian.
Speaker 2: Never saw it.
Speaker 1: No same author though, yeah, just why I understand, yeah,
Speaker 1: but not not a similar vibe. I think it is truly,
Speaker 1: it's like the movie Gravity but but good.
Speaker 2: But it is like Gravity meets Castaway.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I mean you've got me nipples hard. I
Speaker 3: don't know why I didn't see it yesterday. I'm looking
Speaker 3: forward to seeing it. I need to see that. I
Speaker 3: need to see this spot.
Speaker 2: I mean that's or sauce.
Speaker 6: If that doesn't do anything for you, it's like Star
Speaker 6: Wars meets et.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll go see it. I like any kind of
Speaker 2: movie that has like a trying moments. Yeah, like a.
Speaker 1: Lovable like creature, like like like the Gremlin.
Speaker 2: Like, uh, the Magua, Yeah, the Maguay. I only saw
Speaker 2: that once because his name, Yeah, Gizbo.
Speaker 3: Yeah you did love the female Gremlin.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all your hands up, the female Six Ways to Sunday.
Speaker 3: Yeah, not even know what six ways?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're just yelling band.
Speaker 3: She's got the look. I don't think i'd have a choice,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you'd have to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's mean throw me in a microwave and turn
Speaker 3: turn it on. Why that's what happens.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 6: How many, I'm how many Imax theaters do we have
Speaker 6: in the state of Minnesota.
Speaker 1: More than most I just want to cross the street, right.
Speaker 1: A lot of the ams No, they don't have one.
Speaker 1: I don't think a lot of there's a there's a
Speaker 1: handful of AMCs that have them.
Speaker 2: I feel like a lot a lot of states just
Speaker 2: have like one or two. So we have the one
Speaker 2: by the Zoo does right, isn't the Valley ones? I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's the thing anymore. Oh really, that's
Speaker 1: where I saw Dark Knight and IMAX.
Speaker 2: I don't think. I don't think that one's a thing anymore. Oh,
Speaker 2: no kidding, I didn't know that. So what do we
Speaker 2: have left?
Speaker 1: It's it's pretty much all AMC's. And then there's some
Speaker 1: random imagines that have one too. Yeah, so like AMC
Speaker 1: what you said, Roseville, Yeah, there's rush Roseville, Eden Prairie
Speaker 1: has one. I think the imagine in Lakeville, and then
Speaker 1: I think the South Dale AMC also has one.
Speaker 2: Okay, so at least four.
Speaker 3: That's where I can't believe the one at the Zoo
Speaker 3: is not a thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, ticketing is not available at this location. No kidding.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's too bad. You like it closed down a
Speaker 2: few years ago. Yeah, it was a sweet theater.
Speaker 3: Yeah it was you should have gone. We let them down.
Speaker 2: Oh you guys didn't go to Hooters when it closed?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's over the family restaurant.
Speaker 8: That's probably a good reason to go to Vegas. I mean,
Speaker 8: it could close down if you don't support it.
Speaker 2: The city of Vegas. N't they close the Hooters? They
Speaker 2: didn't close the Hooter plan in Hollywood?
Speaker 3: Who are my chel local drug dealer?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Basically you're gonna talk.
Speaker 6: What was the other What was the other restaurant that
Speaker 6: was at Planet Hollywood?
Speaker 2: Didn't the other one closed? To Peaks?
Speaker 1: Ye?
Speaker 2: Twin Peaks? Did that close to Twin Peaks?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 2: I went there once? Yeah? You did. The beer's too
Speaker 2: cold on my sensitive teeth.
Speaker 1: I'm serious. It's like known for like it's almost freezing
Speaker 1: cold beer. It's cold on my teeth. Hawk, don't look
Speaker 1: at me like that. So you didn't go to Twin
Speaker 1: Peaks more than once because the beer was too cold?
Speaker 2: We only went once? Yeah? Interesting, it's a nice spot.
Speaker 3: You're the only person I've ever seen blow on his
Speaker 3: beard and warm it up.
Speaker 2: On my beard. Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have
Speaker 2: your attention? What is it?
Speaker 4: I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story.
Speaker 6: All right, starting to get out of control, just a
Speaker 6: couple of days to go in the ace fin when
Speaker 6: nature calls butt birth rhino.
Speaker 2: Oh no, it's up to twenty seven five hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: That's a little lot.
Speaker 6: Twenty seven to five and uh still just a couple
Speaker 6: of days ago. Again based on action, but starting bid
Speaker 6: was two thousand, the estimate was between four and eight thousand,
Speaker 6: and we're like, let's let's pull some money and let's
Speaker 6: buy this.
Speaker 1: Let's do it, and now it's twenty seven five. Poems
Speaker 1: like this sort of thing that I heard could support you, Guyson.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you think they're they're not gonna buy a bonus
Speaker 6: printer paper butt berth rhino, break his gambling and you're
Speaker 6: trying to get him.
Speaker 3: You're the devil.
Speaker 8: Yeah, rip I hard leaning into the villainous stage. Twins
Speaker 8: Daily buy it?
Speaker 6: Yeah, Why isn't Twins Daily by the butt birth Rhino.
Speaker 2: It's a great idea.
Speaker 1: You could probably paint it like Twins colors or logo
Speaker 1: with a Twin's Daily.
Speaker 2: Can do anything else? Yours my butt birth?
Speaker 1: Right, it's your butt birth rhinos? Sure twenty seven five?
Speaker 2: Damn it. This has have been a really good week
Speaker 2: to win the.
Speaker 3: Power Ball butt rhino.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that'd been my first purchase, and I'm serious, really.
Speaker 2: I would have started with that. You're the first person
Speaker 2: to say, don't waste money.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but if I have like three hundred million dollars,
Speaker 6: the first thing I'm buying is a butt Berth Rhino.
Speaker 2: Not not for fun. I'm gonna you know, I'll sell
Speaker 2: it in ten years.
Speaker 1: Let me ask you, investment Where's if you won the
Speaker 1: lottery and you had three hundred million dollars, would you
Speaker 1: buy a Bentley No, and keep the sticker on the
Speaker 1: window the price come on, gore, and then put your
Speaker 1: arm out the window just.
Speaker 2: To f lost the ice? What about Gator boots? Yeah?
Speaker 2: What about Gucci suits? Pimped out Gucci? Yeah? Right? Would
Speaker 2: you have is this like what is his name? Birdman?
Speaker 2: That's a different guy. What I have? What now? Four
Speaker 2: g lats on dubs? You would be everything you just described.
Speaker 1: You'd be way more likely to see me motorize this
Speaker 1: butt Berth rhino and be driving down the.
Speaker 2: Street in a right But you got it. You've got
Speaker 2: twenty two's on it. You got to you got it?
Speaker 6: How swee would that'd be like an Oscar meyer wienermobile,
Speaker 6: but like in the shape of a you know, giant rhino.
Speaker 2: You could climb out of his ass. That'd be great.
Speaker 3: The only spinner in this thing is Corey.
Speaker 1: And then when you you'd get out, you'd go twenty
Speaker 1: inches nothing less.
Speaker 2: You are a worksman, you are.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you'd say, everybody, get your mother f and roll.
Speaker 2: You know you always wanted the koogie with the matching interior.
Speaker 2: Come on, yeah, I feel like Muss is here telling
Speaker 2: another story. I have no idea what's happening right now.
Speaker 3: I don't put your cuchie oyay?
Speaker 2: Would you? Then you'd get out and you'd say ounces quarters.
Speaker 8: Half bricks like Corey's interested in a koogie's interior.
Speaker 2: I don't understand.
Speaker 3: I don't even understand that, bony.
Speaker 2: I don't get that.
Speaker 3: If I come to Vegas, will you buy me some cuchie?
Speaker 2: It will certainly be a pro I'm like Corey, why
Speaker 2: don't you guys go to Vegas together and go to.
Speaker 1: Twin Peaks and get the coldest beer you can possibly find,
Speaker 1: an honor.
Speaker 2: Of meat sauce.
Speaker 3: Look, this isn't my teeth at all.
Speaker 2: I just picture sauce going.
Speaker 1: Could you put this in the microwave for twenty seconds
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Speaker 1: But you're good right the Minnesota while they're at Tampa
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Speaker 1: three game road trip for the Wild Tampa Bay, Florida
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Speaker 2: I'm sure all of you have seen it.
Speaker 6: But man, the while they're doing so many nice tributes
Speaker 6: to Jesse Pierce obviously her impact on the hockey community.
Speaker 6: Did you guys see the Columbus Blue Jackets donated ten
Speaker 6: k to.
Speaker 2: Her to the GoFundMe. Wow, So it's it's cool that.
Speaker 6: I mean, NBC Nightly News did a story on her,
Speaker 6: uh she was a sports center, CNN dot com, People
Speaker 6: dot com, New York Post like that story is incredible everywhere,
Speaker 6: and it, uh, you know, obviously it's it's not like cool,
Speaker 6: this is awesome. I mean it's it's a terrible, terrible
Speaker 6: reason that she's getting all this love is shocking.
Speaker 2: It's terrible.
Speaker 6: But man, if she could only see how much universal
Speaker 6: love she's getting and those kids are getting us awesome.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 3: Did you say that her part of her job was
Speaker 3: to go into the the uh opposing team's locker room
Speaker 3: after every game. So that's so she knew the other
Speaker 3: teams probably better than anybody else, right.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean the players and the pr staff from
Speaker 9: all over the league absolutely loved her. You know, it
Speaker 9: was part of her selflessness where she'd go in and
Speaker 9: she'd again be usually the only more often than not,
Speaker 9: the only person asking questions to these players after the game,
Speaker 9: and she was so nice about it, so cool about it.
Speaker 9: And then she'd share all those quotes with the other
Speaker 9: the home media, the versos of the world who are
Speaker 9: in the home the wild locker room doing getting quotes
Speaker 9: from them. So yeah, she she was beloved by by
Speaker 9: everybody across the league, and we just such a special
Speaker 9: person that we were so lucky to have here in
Speaker 9: the Twin Cities.
Speaker 1: And the update, maybe you guys saw this in the
Speaker 1: the local papers, but as of now, no evidence of
Speaker 1: arson found in the fire.
Speaker 6: Yea, And I know there were people on Twitter yelling
Speaker 6: at each other and debating whether or not that's even
Speaker 6: right to ask that question. And obviously investigators have to figure.
Speaker 1: That out, right, that's their job to say, where did
Speaker 1: this fire start, how did it start?
Speaker 6: Is there arson? They can't just assume it was or
Speaker 6: was not. They have to figure it out so.
Speaker 3: They are worthy of that investigation.
Speaker 6: Well exactly, So, as of now, no evidence of arson
Speaker 6: found in that fire. But obviously they're going to get
Speaker 6: to the bottom of how that fire started. It's just terrible, awful,
Speaker 6: all right.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 6: The Wolves host Houston tomorrow at a thirty little national
Speaker 6: TV game. The Rockets, though, lost last night one four
Speaker 6: to the bull So the Wolves temporarily then move into
Speaker 6: fifth place in the West, one half game ahead of
Speaker 6: those Rockets.
Speaker 2: A big game tomorrow, Yeah, huge, absolutely.
Speaker 1: I think there's only ten games left or something of
Speaker 1: the sort a couple of them against Houston. You know,
Speaker 1: there's three months until the end of the season. They
Speaker 1: played till the middle of June. Let's hope they do
Speaker 1: at least Oh no, hawk, no, no, he just left
Speaker 1: at the news that they're playing.
Speaker 2: For three more months.
Speaker 1: But also this, I mean, this could be you know,
Speaker 1: the Western Conference standings are always shuffling.
Speaker 2: This very well could be their first round matchups.
Speaker 1: So and obviously all these games are important when you
Speaker 1: only got ten left, but you want to kind of
Speaker 1: show up against a Houston team that you may be
Speaker 1: seeing sooner rather than later.
Speaker 2: This also means they're tied with Denver for the fourth spot.
Speaker 1: The last last time, yeah, home spots, they got a
Speaker 1: win man, keep just keep winning. Get ant back the
Speaker 1: the fact that the two guards that they have in
Speaker 1: Bones Highland and then the guy they got from the
Speaker 1: Bulls Iowa Amo. They're great, man, They're great, and they
Speaker 1: they would they'll be even better in the playoffs when
Speaker 1: they can come off the bench and instant offense. Although
Speaker 1: I would probably keep one of them in the starting lineup.
Speaker 1: I don't think Devincenzo should be the starting point guard
Speaker 1: on the team, but uh, that's uh for a different argument.
Speaker 2: I agree. I think I would put I would put
Speaker 2: Io in the start. Yeah, why not. Yeah, he's been
Speaker 2: he has been electric.
Speaker 1: He's been an absolute shot in the arm and the
Speaker 1: Wolves basically got him for free, and he's helped.
Speaker 2: Turn turn that bench unit around and in the second half.
Speaker 1: Of the Sos led the team in scoring the other
Speaker 1: day off the bench. Gotta keep him, John, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: didn't know you had that a little thin but that
Speaker 1: was You've got called for a fall for.
Speaker 2: That, you know.
Speaker 6: I was a Jupiter moon by the way as well,
Speaker 6: just spelled differently.
Speaker 2: That's the Jupiter's moons.
Speaker 6: Jupiter has I think eight point seven trillion moons.
Speaker 2: No, it's something, isn't it. Something like an eighty or
Speaker 2: ninety lot. Lies, are you looking at me? How would
Speaker 2: I know? Because you're the size of one of those moons. Guys, Oh.
Speaker 6: You have you do have slightly less gravitational pull than
Speaker 6: Jupiter's moon.
Speaker 1: I I'm working on it. I didn't have any ice
Speaker 1: cream less slightly less. I didn't either. Remember my girls
Speaker 1: went to the target. Things start cranking away.
Speaker 6: I was watching bowling, sure, and that's how that's how
Speaker 6: you know you're getting old again. Not just watching documentaries.
Speaker 6: I got the house to myself, but I made my
Speaker 6: family disappear. What are you going to do for an
Speaker 6: hour watch a bowling documentary?
Speaker 2: Twenty years ago? You'd wait till the gross I watch
Speaker 2: you again for the rest of my whole life. Oh
Speaker 2: go ahead. I was just gonna say it shows how
Speaker 2: old we all are, because when you said you watched
Speaker 2: the documentary, almost went yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean started
Speaker 2: writing it down. We're all like, oh, that sounds great.
Speaker 2: After I finished my book, I will watch.
Speaker 3: That once I get these Medland kids on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, naps, books, documentaries, morning cup of coffee, and
Speaker 1: early bedtime. Getting a different area codes, let's talk about it.
Speaker 2: Major League Baseball starts tomorrow.
Speaker 6: The Yankees are at the San Francisco Giants of Anaheim
Speaker 6: Netflix Jenny Bones Netflix to start the season.
Speaker 2: I did not even know that. Check that. No, it's correct.
Speaker 3: I'm spreading yourself.
Speaker 1: That's how much trust I have in Sauce. As he
Speaker 1: goes it's on Netflix, and I'm like, yeah, I believe you.
Speaker 2: Seven five tomorrow, all right, thank you. You're gonna watch
Speaker 2: let's see to myrow. No, I'm gonna be at the
Speaker 2: wolf game.
Speaker 3: You boys playing guard or whatever, you're everywhere.
Speaker 2: You gotta be spreading them. By the way, speaking of
Speaker 2: speaking of baseball.
Speaker 1: Since since uh, Mitch from the Twins and me are
Speaker 1: both idiots. When we booked yesterday, Mitch said eight and
Speaker 1: I said, sounds great, and then we both realized that
Speaker 1: we didn't clarify that that meant Eastern time. He didn't
Speaker 1: say it, I didn't ask, So we so at seven o'clock.
Speaker 1: So we'll talk to Derek Shelton in forty five minutes,
Speaker 1: not an hour. In forty five minutes, so we'll talk
Speaker 1: to him at seven.
Speaker 2: Sweet. That would be great, even better. I can't wait
Speaker 2: because that's when Marnie gets here.
Speaker 6: We'll be like Marnie, just just chill out. We're talking
Speaker 6: to Derek. Yeah, you've never met him, you don't know him,
Speaker 6: we do, Yea.
Speaker 3: Here, contemplate this thing that musk said yesterday Texas cer?
Speaker 2: What else? What else? What else? Don't care about that?
Speaker 2: Don't care about this? Oh well, I guess this matters.
Speaker 6: Number one UCLA last night and the women's tournament rolled
Speaker 6: over number eight Oklahoma State eighty seven to sixty eight.
Speaker 2: So that matters because that is now.
Speaker 6: The opponent of the Minnesota Golden Gophers on Friday.
Speaker 2: The Golden Gophers.
Speaker 6: Are the fourth seed in the GET in that region,
Speaker 6: UCLA's number one. The game is in Sacramento, California, Friday
Speaker 6: at six thirty the Sweet sixteen the Gophers and the Bruins.
Speaker 6: The Bruins are favored by how many points DraftKings?
Speaker 2: I saw it six and a half?
Speaker 6: Okay, Sauce, you saw it three and a half, three
Speaker 6: and a half, Maxo Go.
Speaker 2: Five and a half, five and a half, Zachary four
Speaker 2: point five.
Speaker 6: The UCLA Bruins are favored by nineteen and a half
Speaker 6: points on Draft Kings nineteen and a half.
Speaker 2: Did you guys see that? Yukon score?
Speaker 3: Yesterday obviously tell me about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they were up, like, was it sixty two to
Speaker 1: twelve at halftime?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I think at one point you Hawk, you see tournament, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: the lady.
Speaker 1: I think I think somebody posted on Twitter that it
Speaker 1: was fifty to eight at one point as well, Like,
Speaker 1: I mean it was, it was Holy.
Speaker 2: Moly, fine Hawk, you watched it.
Speaker 3: Well, they didn't know the game it started. They hat
Speaker 3: to still shoot around.
Speaker 2: Final score was ninety eight to forty five.
Speaker 1: But after the first quarter Connecticut left thirty three to eight,
Speaker 1: and then Syracuse scr just four points in the second quarter,
Speaker 1: so at halftime it was sixty five to twelve.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you just roll in the lockero. You're like, all right, girls,
Speaker 3: we got them.
Speaker 8: Let's do I mean, you just say, this is not
Speaker 8: like a Saint whatever of wherever.
Speaker 2: This is Syracuse, Syracuse, but it's Yukon.
Speaker 6: Yukon is thirty six and oh this year they have
Speaker 6: crushed everybody.
Speaker 3: My favorite TV Joel Nobson and and Johnny Knoxville. Who's
Speaker 3: the love interest Johnny Knoxville.
Speaker 2: Home dual rolls.
Speaker 3: It's a it's a hospital drama.
Speaker 2: You love a hospital dude.
Speaker 6: Elmer Fudd's daughter was eight of eleven from three, she
Speaker 6: had thirty four points.
Speaker 2: That's nuts. Wow, good for her.
Speaker 1: Wescali Azy Fudd with the thirty four husky. Susan Hawk
Speaker 1: loves husky.
Speaker 5: You love.
Speaker 3: When you were a kid, you had to go shopping
Speaker 3: for clothes.
Speaker 1: I didn't love it. I would go to the big
Speaker 1: and tall stores like a Knight.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you weren't tall.
Speaker 2: No, I was heavy, heavy. It wasn't just a big store. Though.
Speaker 2: They don't have those anymore, do they, or they've named
Speaker 2: them something different.
Speaker 3: No, when you grew up, they had to close.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Everybody was making six k there and now there's It
Speaker 1: was looking like the Jetson's up in that joint, that
Speaker 1: flying cars.
Speaker 2: Yeah, on the rims. They saw you coming. They knew
Speaker 2: they were going to falls the ice out the window.
Speaker 2: Then the Superman loaded on the escalator.
Speaker 3: They were making six k because you were needing six X.
Speaker 2: Oh. Yeah, I was huge. Yeah, you still are in
Speaker 2: my eyes.
Speaker 3: You're beautiful.
Speaker 2: Thanks Peter Gabriel.
Speaker 1: Hey, I technically said, I believe the way that I
Speaker 1: was trying to ward it was that you would be
Speaker 1: the smallest of Jupiter's moons.
Speaker 2: That's kind Yeah, I mean the smallest. Yeah, technically would right,
Speaker 2: you're the smallest one. What's the planet that rains diamonds.
Speaker 6: It's Neptune or Uranus, one of the two. Well, I
Speaker 6: think it's Uranus. No, it's one of the two. It's
Speaker 6: either Neptune or Uranus. Well you want to go spot,
Speaker 6: rosy spot, you want to.
Speaker 2: Go, Well, that'd be great. You could get a lot
Speaker 2: of money.
Speaker 1: Go get some diamonds. Yeah, man, fly him back, fly
Speaker 1: him back, God damn. And I'll look up which one
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 2: I'm shocked.
Speaker 6: Bonuses diamonds one of the two.
Speaker 2: It is? Oh, it rains diamonds on Neptune and Uranus.
Speaker 2: O hot all right.
Speaker 6: Deep within these ice giants, extreme pressure and temperature breakdown methane,
Speaker 6: causing carbon atoms to turn into solid diamond crystals that
Speaker 6: rain down through the atmosphere towards the core. Experiments show
Speaker 6: that these phenom likely. Yes, So anyway, if you ever
Speaker 6: go to Neptuner or your rate, it's just bring a
Speaker 6: large sack and just collect diamonds.
Speaker 2: Pull your hands up. Can I do a radio tease?
Speaker 2: Let's see? Uh, today I'm wondering is all I have as.
Speaker 1: Today is a huge anniversary for Chris Hockey.
Speaker 2: See, you don't know what it is.
Speaker 3: You're right, I do not, and I should.
Speaker 2: It's a good thing.
Speaker 3: I wondering.
Speaker 2: We'll find out after this. I guess. Oh my god, No,
Speaker 2: I have to wait through the break.
Speaker 3: And I know.
Speaker 1: No, I'm wondering.
Speaker 2: I know what it is.
Speaker 3: What did I forget is what I'm asking.
Speaker 2: It's something good. I wish you would go to March
Speaker 2: twenty four.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wish your carbon would turn into diamonds and
Speaker 3: I'd sell you make your ring.
Speaker 2: I wish you would break up with my dad. He's
Speaker 2: in a hostile.
Speaker 3: Relationship only because he wants it that way. I'll try
Speaker 3: not to be hostile.
Speaker 2: He pays an extra for that. I talked to Papa yesterday, Hawk,
Speaker 2: did you Yeah?
Speaker 3: Did you ask him?
Speaker 2: No? I didn't see him. I talked to both my
Speaker 2: uncles yesterday, Guys, I talked to Nope, No, Papa is
Speaker 2: my uncle, Peter, the real guy.
Speaker 1: What really matters is after this and we'll figure out
Speaker 1: what Sauce's tease was.
Speaker 2: This is the power Trip money Chow on the fan.
Speaker 3: Welcome back patch. I'm weren't sure here we are at
Speaker 3: six twenty six in the morning and Johnny Bones and
Speaker 3: a half hour away from your new Minnesota Twins manager.
Speaker 3: I'm very excited to talk to him. We're, you know,
Speaker 3: leading Twins coverage here, just outside of Twins Daily number two.
Speaker 2: We are, yeah, just right, this show specifically at the station.
Speaker 8: Between Twins Daily and Cleveland and the Geek Probably yeah.
Speaker 3: I thought they were one in the same. My apologies.
Speaker 6: Okay, So before we get into what really matters and
Speaker 6: do scores and stats and talk baseball and talk other
Speaker 6: things with Johnny Bones.
Speaker 2: Yeah, please, sauce, the floor is yours.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm excited to find out what I forgot?
Speaker 1: Did you already forget your radio teas you did? The
Speaker 1: look on his face he forgot that he is? He
Speaker 1: was like, why is it my turn? Remember you tease
Speaker 1: Hawk's anniversary?
Speaker 3: I was supposed to be excited.
Speaker 1: Three years ago today, three years ago today.
Speaker 3: Three years ago today, so twenty twenty three, Like is
Speaker 3: it once upon a time in Hollywood?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No, Hawk saw my soon to be wife nude three
Speaker 1: years ago today, So today my three day anniversary.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's yeah, that was one of the best
Speaker 3: days of yep.
Speaker 1: These eyes so to celebrate she's coming in and no, oh,
Speaker 1: why does he get to celebrate? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Do I get an update?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're worried about Look, yeah, hold on, you're worried
Speaker 1: about a different family member of mine.
Speaker 3: I like all your family.
Speaker 1: You're really working your way through the Lambert that's the
Speaker 1: name of this book.
Speaker 3: Jeez, yep.
Speaker 2: Well you love pop Ye Well, Chris, congratulations.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: It's today I'll never forget and sauce based on his review,
Speaker 1: congratulations to you as well.
Speaker 2: Thank you. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And based on what I saw, she should be in
Speaker 3: the Olympics. She's quite the runner.
Speaker 2: As I told her.
Speaker 1: That's the price you paid up have a sweet with
Speaker 1: a hawk eye standing in front.
Speaker 2: Of the sex ring. He takes again to it. You
Speaker 2: see what happened. Let's put this thumbs upper, thumbs down.
Speaker 3: I put my thumb somewhere.
Speaker 8: This is why I already booked my day, yes before
Speaker 8: Hawk is compelled to get it.
Speaker 1: That's the tax you pay, all right, Ovo Lasik and
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Speaker 6: Thanks Ovo Lasik and Lens, Doctor Mark Lobanoff and doctor
Speaker 6: David Whiting. There you go, all right, So let's do
Speaker 6: uh let's do news slash sports trivia.
Speaker 2: Let's gamify the news, shall we sauce? Yeah, Daddy.
Speaker 6: At the end of yesterday's show, the news broke that JSN,
Speaker 6: Jackson Smith, and JIGBA signed a four year, one hundred
Speaker 6: and sixty eight point six million dollars deal with one
Speaker 6: hundred and twenty million guarantee. That is the largest contract
Speaker 6: in NFL history for a wide receivers now the highest
Speaker 6: paid at forty two point one five annually.
Speaker 2: Yep, sauce.
Speaker 1: Can you tell me the four receivers that are behind him?
Speaker 2: Jamar Chase?
Speaker 6: Correct, that's number two. Our guy Justin Jefferson is third.
Speaker 8: Um, Why can't I think Ceedee Lamb Ceedee Lamb is fourth?
Speaker 2: Look at Johnny Bones say that big b so so.
Speaker 1: Nore so JSN is forty two point one five Jamar
Speaker 1: Chase forty point two five.
Speaker 6: Our guy Justin Jefferson's just steal at thirty five million
Speaker 6: dollars a year. Cede Lamb thirty four million a year.
Speaker 4: A J.
Speaker 2: Brown No, thirty three million a year. Is uh?
Speaker 1: The guy that signed with the Colts Alec Pearce No,
Speaker 1: Dusty Mond, No, it's not the Mond man. Umm we're
Speaker 1: forgetting somebody obvious what conference for?
Speaker 2: I can give you a HM, but it'll give it
Speaker 2: away immediately. Well, then do it think uh think.
Speaker 6: Uh think initials more than anything else. Not that he's
Speaker 6: played initials. It's not like feeling who's playing on Friday
Speaker 6: and I say Marny, Like this guy's first name is initials.
Speaker 2: C D lamb.
Speaker 6: No, we already did that one. DK Metcalf, DK Metcalf.
Speaker 6: Is that thirty three million a year? That's what ESPN said.
Speaker 6: All right, so now check this out. Try this sports trivia. Yeah,
Speaker 6: JSN was the twentieth overall pick in twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1: Who did the Vikings take three picks later? In what
Speaker 1: you're twenty twenty three?
Speaker 5: Barry?
Speaker 2: Not good?
Speaker 6: Guess they JSN was picked twenty Who did the Vikings
Speaker 6: take twenty third?
Speaker 2: Uh? Jordan Addison? Jordan Addison? Who was in that draft
Speaker 2: in twenty twenty three? Who was pick one seventy seven?
Speaker 2: Poka Nakua hookah Nakua.
Speaker 1: Look at sauce over there, all those four wide receivers
Speaker 1: you named, which one of them would you have?
Speaker 2: What'd you want on your team besides JJ?
Speaker 1: Well, you could pick any of them Justin Jefferson.
Speaker 2: I'd still take Jefferson. Yeah, and I know those home
Speaker 2: ration though. He's very good. Yeah, Hawk, who would you take?
Speaker 3: I grew JJ person. I got to tell you, I'd
Speaker 3: be hard pressed not to take Pookah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: That guy's a gamer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's about to get paid like fifty million
Speaker 2: a year. Yeah, good for them.
Speaker 1: Do you remember when it was like, man, the Viking's
Speaker 1: really going to give Justin Jefferson thirty five a year.
Speaker 1: And now it's a year and a half later, and
Speaker 1: now somebody's already seven million higher than twenty percent.
Speaker 2: It's a steal. Oh thanks bonus. Yep.
Speaker 6: That's a little bit like when we signed Kirk Cousins
Speaker 6: and everybody hated it. A year later, he went from
Speaker 6: the highest paid quarterback in the NFL to what, I
Speaker 6: don't know, twelfth or something like. It changes fast.
Speaker 2: Just have a team, does he he's still a free agent, right?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I think so. I don't think he's
Speaker 2: with anybody yet. I think we would have heard. But
Speaker 2: what really matters is this.
Speaker 3: Got that right? It was on this date Johnny Beans
Speaker 3: Bonds bones in what year that the Exxon Valdez crashed
Speaker 3: one of the worst oil spills in the US history.
Speaker 2: Why that eighties doesn't happen to me. I feel like
Speaker 2: it was in the eighties, was maybe nineties. I was
Speaker 2: gonna say ninety.
Speaker 3: Four, like eighty nine or ninety eighty nine, it was
Speaker 3: you now that that's exactly right. Yeah, so you were
Speaker 3: really young. But I probably have probably a big deal
Speaker 3: in school, right we.
Speaker 6: Heard about it for sure, and then like, you know,
Speaker 6: I don't remember if it was that one specifically, but
Speaker 6: I think every kid that went to school in the
Speaker 6: nineties got bombarded with videos of like.
Speaker 2: Ducks covered in oil.
Speaker 1: And watching people clean off the oil covered ducks.
Speaker 2: They did a Save by the Bell episode about the
Speaker 2: birds maybe had ducks, but birds.
Speaker 1: They did, where they all thought they were going to
Speaker 1: make a bunch of money off oil, and then one
Speaker 1: of them brought in a duck covered in oil. And
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden, Zach had a conscious and
Speaker 1: was like, you know, maybe we don't all need Ferraris,
Speaker 1: we should save the animals. I think it was so
Speaker 1: we could sleep with one of those slews.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not wrong.
Speaker 6: It's one of the most dramatic scenes and saved by
Speaker 6: the bell history because the oil company had this like
Speaker 6: model of what the new school would look like and
Speaker 6: all these things that they were, all these upgrades they
Speaker 6: were going to get. And then because Zach like Hawk
Speaker 6: or Sauce just said, had got a conscious.
Speaker 1: He sprayed oil all over the model and said, like,
Speaker 1: this is what it's going to look like.
Speaker 6: It was essentially when protesters throw like feces, shamrock shakes.
Speaker 2: If they're throwing shamrock shake, so I'm going use what
Speaker 2: is your toilet to do with throwing shakes? Too far
Speaker 2: to step over the line. You guys caught me, I'll
Speaker 2: move back.
Speaker 1: You were possessed by the ghost of a sorry ghost riders.
Speaker 2: Peter.
Speaker 9: Speaking of shakes, I was at Portillo's yesterday and they've
Speaker 9: got something.
Speaker 2: Now. You know, they've always had the chocolate cake shake, but.
Speaker 3: It's just too much.
Speaker 9: I don't not a big birthday cake fan, but I
Speaker 9: knew Hawk I loved it, so I knew how to
Speaker 9: try it.
Speaker 2: I did try the the new birthday cake shake.
Speaker 3: Are you kidding me? Is it too much? Is? Honestly,
Speaker 3: you can be honest. Is it too much?
Speaker 2: It's It's damn good. Yeah, Will you order some hawk.
Speaker 3: Will you close your I'll pay for it just from yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: suresh man.
Speaker 6: That is a texture that I'm not comfortable with. The
Speaker 6: this cake loadke.
Speaker 3: Exactly what I love.
Speaker 2: But everybody raises a body. But I like cake and shakes.
Speaker 3: You sure do, yes, you know, shake that cake, baby,
Speaker 3: Come on, big p wow everybody. Jenny Bones, Jy Bones.
Speaker 3: It looks like a silencer.
Speaker 2: He's transitioned in the evil villain. You mean a sniper.
Speaker 3: I said. What I said is a silencer.
Speaker 2: Guys, that makes he makes you go quiet quiet, he's
Speaker 2: big pea. He hasn't done it. Gleaming. Oh, I mean
Speaker 2: that's his cash co that's Moby Dick white Whale.
Speaker 3: Once he quiets that guy down, he's done your term mine.
Speaker 3: I got one more thing I wanted to tell you this.
Speaker 3: An estimated eleven million gallons of oil spilled into the water.
Speaker 3: Eleven million gallons, Rosie, Yeah, polluted seven hundred miles of coastline.
Speaker 3: Think about that one hundred. It was later revealed that
Speaker 3: Joseph Hazelwood.
Speaker 2: Was hammered. He was he wasn't really.
Speaker 3: Captain of the Valdez was drinking at the time of
Speaker 3: the accident. Allowed an uncertified officer to steer the massive
Speaker 3: vessel Man in March's nineteen ninety He's a Wood was
Speaker 3: convicted of misdemeanor negligce misdemeanor negligence, find fifty thousand dollars,
Speaker 3: ordered to perform a thousand hours community service. In July
Speaker 3: nineteen ninety two, they called in Big P and he
Speaker 3: took him out.
Speaker 2: Why are you so violent?
Speaker 8: Some people clean up the ducks, some people clean up
Speaker 8: the mess. Look at you.
Speaker 3: You're my favorite show on CBS, Big P.
Speaker 1: You need help to actually say it though.
Speaker 3: We were talking about that in the break. Imagine that
Speaker 3: pick like, Okay, your congratulations, you got the role. You're
Speaker 3: exactly who we're looking for.
Speaker 2: Awesome.
Speaker 3: What's my character's name?
Speaker 2: They don't worry about it, but it's a working title.
Speaker 2: We're never gonna change.
Speaker 3: Man, what a story arc. That guy's character was knots
Speaker 3: in your stomach, knowing that they were going to figure
Speaker 3: it out, and they did.
Speaker 1: It's so good when he won't do the the is
Speaker 1: it like the Russian bath with Pollie and then he
Speaker 1: won't take off his clothes?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that shows so good man character.
Speaker 3: It was like, I love Polly he looked like the vampire.
Speaker 2: Yeah, scary at Polly is the best character on this show.
Speaker 3: How hot was Lorraine bat You?
Speaker 2: Is that Lorraine bobbin in Italian? But the therapist? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I don't remember the character's name.
Speaker 3: No, I heard the actresses. Isn't it Lorraine Baccio?
Speaker 1: You just like she's a lady in power? Call your
Speaker 1: hands up, Lorraine Bobbito Brocco.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was how I asked if you'd seen her
Speaker 2: husband's video. Yeah, yesterday. I repeat the same thing over.
Speaker 3: A big pee. Whill you take him out? Just silence.
Speaker 2: There trying a gun.
Speaker 1: We'll go down to the engineer's room and to say,
Speaker 1: could you please silence Paul?
Speaker 2: He saw his Lambert permanently by removing his microphone. Twenty
Speaker 2: minutes from now, Marnie Gellner will be here.
Speaker 6: Twenty minutes from now, we'll talk to Twins manager Derek Sheldon.
Speaker 2: This is the Power Tip Monty Show on the Fan.
Speaker 3: Welcome back Patrack Moore Show. We were you know why, Corey.
Speaker 3: We were talking a little bit ago about the movie
Speaker 3: you guys saw, Project Hail Mary and how much you
Speaker 3: guys loved it and everything like that, and we talked
Speaker 3: a little bit after the show yesterday in Abbot's office,
Speaker 3: But I purposefully made myself and not talk to you
Speaker 3: guys about the show that I like on the air
Speaker 3: because I don't want anybody to not watch it because
Speaker 3: I like it. I'm worried so much about my reviews
Speaker 3: being a negative, even if they're positive. What's the show
Speaker 3: the Madison? I like the show so much. It's again
Speaker 3: it's another Taylor Sheridan movie.
Speaker 6: Yeah, which means I'm out, But I get it. I
Speaker 6: just don't like his style.
Speaker 3: And I get it. But I'm going to tell you, man,
Speaker 3: it's such a comment on modern parenting and how we
Speaker 3: have over corrected. We were latchkey kids who were given
Speaker 3: the ultimate amount of freedom. We always talk about leaving
Speaker 3: in the morning and not coming home until it was dark,
Speaker 3: and that's so romantic and so much and there's so
Speaker 3: much positivity to that, but there was also so much
Speaker 3: loneliness and so much fear, and so many things that
Speaker 3: we did wrong, and so we overcorrected as a generation.
Speaker 3: I'm talking about the generation as a whole and not individuals.
Speaker 3: You get my point. Sure, we've overcorrected to the point
Speaker 3: where we were overprotective, so we were latchkey kids who
Speaker 3: became helicopter parents, and which one's worst. We can debate
Speaker 3: that all day long, but that's what this show is about.
Speaker 3: And it speaks to me so much because I did that. So,
Speaker 3: I mean, it's on point for me and Taylor shared
Speaker 3: and really from the very first scene of this show
Speaker 3: does a wonderful job of looking at this in a
Speaker 3: way that I never had seen. And then I started
Speaker 3: watching Rooster with Steve Carrell and it's about the same
Speaker 3: exact thing, only with comedy involved. So I think that's
Speaker 3: the you know you were just saying, Max, would you
Speaker 3: say about the movies this year?
Speaker 1: Almost all of the Oscar movies, I would say, outside
Speaker 1: of F one and The Secret Agent, the central theme
Speaker 1: of almost all of them is just kind of the
Speaker 1: trials and tribulations, the joy and the pain of being
Speaker 1: a parent. Hamnet that's obviously at the center of it,
Speaker 1: one battle after another, him being a single parent as well,
Speaker 1: sentimental value, that's the central theme of it.
Speaker 2: Marty, Supreme to it.
Speaker 1: Media six, I mean, that's it should have won the Oscars.
Speaker 2: It did in my mind. And Ladybugs, Ladybugs.
Speaker 1: Right, Media Christmas which is actually a pretty good film.
Speaker 2: Stop, it's not bad.
Speaker 3: It's better than right haw, Yes, well I saw twice.
Speaker 3: I saw once. I went right back in the theater.
Speaker 1: I lost it back to go see it in Hawk
Speaker 1: that went and saw it on his own, no joke.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he didn't know I was gonna be there. He
Speaker 3: walked the cry.
Speaker 2: Started anyway, there you go. I know that.
Speaker 3: I normally people run away from things that I like.
Speaker 3: But if you uh, it's it's Kurt Russell and Michelle Peiffer.
Speaker 3: They do a fantastic job. And oh and suddenly out
Speaker 3: of nowhere, dude from SmartLess Job, Will Arnett's in it.
Speaker 3: You're like, where did he come from? And it's a
Speaker 3: serious role. Good to see. So they go watch Johnny
Speaker 3: Beanson's Bone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, watch it Johnny. You guys, I don't watch TV.
Speaker 3: Yeah we did.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, you don't watch TV.
Speaker 1: We saw it at the theater, the Southdale Theater, no joke,
Speaker 1: we saw it.
Speaker 2: It's not bad that Hawk did cry he loves in it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh now, wait in the Madison or Media's Christmas, Media's Christmas.
Speaker 2: That's probably staying in the theater. Like the movie's over
Speaker 2: play it against Sam.
Speaker 5: Number.
Speaker 6: Like a couple of weeks ago, the Chiefs and Travis
Speaker 6: Kelcey agreed to a one year deal.
Speaker 2: He announced he was coming back.
Speaker 1: He's all excited about not retiring, and Taylor Swift inspired
Speaker 1: him to keep going, right, So they've amended it now
Speaker 1: it's a three year deal, fifty four million. Year one
Speaker 1: is still the twelve million plus three millions and incentives.
Speaker 2: But he is thirty six years old.
Speaker 6: He turns thirty seven pretty much within the first month
Speaker 6: or so of the season, So a three year deal,
Speaker 6: but I think I I think it's still essentially a
Speaker 6: one year deal, if that makes sense, right.
Speaker 2: It's one of those bits where.
Speaker 1: This is fair for the next three years if he
Speaker 1: keeps going, but if he walks away.
Speaker 6: After one, then what's not the end of the world.
Speaker 6: So I think they it may be more just ceremonial
Speaker 6: than anything else.
Speaker 1: But if he keeps going three years fifty four, they're
Speaker 1: going to be a good team. Man, If they get
Speaker 1: their quarterback back, they have a top ten pick in
Speaker 1: the draft, they signed probably the best free agent running back.
Speaker 2: They're gonna be a good team. Kenneth Walker, Yeah.
Speaker 3: DNA, Mike.
Speaker 2: What really matters though, is this, Okay, it.
Speaker 3: Was on this date in what year, gentlemen, that The Godfather,
Speaker 3: a three hour epic chronicling the lives.
Speaker 10: Of the Corlegne seventy is released in theater nine seventy one,
Speaker 10: seventy three, nineteen seventy two.
Speaker 2: We Danced All Over seventy.
Speaker 3: Two Father, adapted from the best selling book by Mario.
Speaker 10: Puzo, Oh, Big Pig.
Speaker 2: I've seen it exactly once, and I only saw the
Speaker 2: first one.
Speaker 1: Really never saw the second one. I've only heard it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: whoa Yeah. The first of all, how old were you
Speaker 1: I saw? I probably was, Oh when did I watch it?
Speaker 1: Maybe ten years ago, so I was probably in my thirties.
Speaker 2: Wow, and not that impressed. No, I thought it was
Speaker 2: I thought it was good.
Speaker 1: And you could you know it's a I don't know, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't think it was like the greatest movie I've
Speaker 1: ever seen, but I totally understood why people thought it was.
Speaker 2: In the conversation for the greatest.
Speaker 6: Movie of all time. I just I thought it was
Speaker 6: like a nine. I just maybe didn't think it was
Speaker 6: like a ten points yere it.
Speaker 2: Was low maintenance. Yeah, it was nine, but it was
Speaker 2: low maintenance. So that I made it a ten and
Speaker 2: it was very Did you.
Speaker 8: Have any compulsion to go watch Godfather to them knowing
Speaker 8: that it's no, it's crazy.
Speaker 3: See what you guys don't understand is the big p
Speaker 3: It's pattern his entire life. That's that movie.
Speaker 1: That's your Founders for me, he just three weeks ago.
Speaker 2: It's why I've only seen the first one. Yeah. Really,
Speaker 2: isn't the third one terrible? Third one is reportedly terrible
Speaker 2: the first. Everybody rais why is it? Why is it
Speaker 2: got off? It just does? It doesn't.
Speaker 1: It doesn't hold it. The writing doesn't hold up. There's
Speaker 1: so many plots. It was forced. It just it was
Speaker 1: completely unnecessary.
Speaker 2: There is his daughter, right? That was yes, Yes, Cola
Speaker 2: bore the three she's in it. Oh the actresses she
Speaker 2: played media?
Speaker 1: Yeah, god three to the origin story.
Speaker 2: You don't know her low?
Speaker 9: Wow?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've heard from the makeup and it was probably
Speaker 3: the hot take.
Speaker 2: I think she did better than Tyler Perry. She used
Speaker 2: to be casts. Dare you? I had to save Christmas
Speaker 2: from the Corleons. All your hands up? Media? You know
Speaker 2: it's a dude, right, Oh, so is Damian Woody. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I never said that.
Speaker 3: Max's lady that was that size, and I said, I
Speaker 3: love ladies of all sizes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he did, and then he put his hand on
Speaker 2: the TV screen.
Speaker 3: Why'd I've done that?
Speaker 2: Because you were horridy?
Speaker 3: Please silence him.
Speaker 1: Big Pepe the Wilder at Tampa Bay night six thirty
Speaker 1: right here on the fan.
Speaker 6: You're home from Minnesota Wild Hockey. Eleven games to go
Speaker 6: for the Minnesota Wild in the regular season.
Speaker 1: Eight of them on the road, so just three home
Speaker 1: games left. You wanted to watch the while before the
Speaker 1: regular season is over. But what really matters is this
Speaker 1: are you're right.
Speaker 3: By the way for some remers. I thought she was
Speaker 3: the director, but she just she was one of the
Speaker 3: stars of it. So yeah, yeah, there you go.
Speaker 8: She was the director for Loston translation, Yeah I think so.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Man, what a what a film that is?
Speaker 2: That's a film.
Speaker 3: It was on this date in sixteen oh three that
Speaker 3: the very first Queen Elizabeth died after four twenty four
Speaker 3: years of rule, which is a long time. In sixteen
Speaker 3: oh three, right, Queen Elizabeth the First of England died
Speaker 3: and King James the sixth of ascended to the throne.
Speaker 3: That's right, uniting England, Scotland and the Lakers.
Speaker 2: Wow, not a true story.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true. She was the daughter of King Henry
Speaker 3: the eighth and Anne Bolin, you know bowlegged Bolin they
Speaker 3: called it.
Speaker 2: Es. Is she the lady that cut her head cut off?
Speaker 3: Would you relax?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: Es? I don't know, let me check. Elizabeth succeeded to
Speaker 3: the throne. Succeeded. I succeeded to the throne in fifteen
Speaker 3: fifty eight upon the death of her half sister, Queen Mary.
Speaker 3: The two half sisters, both daughters of Henry the eighth,
Speaker 3: had a stormy relationship during Mary's five year reign, Mary,
Speaker 3: who was brought up as a Catholic and active pro
Speaker 3: Catholic legislation and made efforts to restore the pope to supremacy.
Speaker 3: A Protestant rebellion ensued in Queen Mary was imprisoned. No,
Speaker 3: Queen Mary imprisoned Elizabeth in the Tower of London on
Speaker 3: suspicion of complicity. Tower of London. We've all been there,
Speaker 3: we have. After Mary's death, Elizabeth survived several Catholic plots
Speaker 3: against her, and although her ascension was greeted with approval
Speaker 3: by most of England's lords, who were largely Protestant and
Speaker 3: hoped for greater religious tolerance. Blah blah blah. Under the
Speaker 3: early guidance of Secretary of State Sir William Cecil, she
Speaker 3: repealed Mary's pro Catholic legislation and established permanent Protestant Church
Speaker 3: of England. So that that time is when all of
Speaker 3: that happened. Protestants Catholics, all that jazz, the two kids
Speaker 3: in the Tower of London, all that jazz.
Speaker 2: Max. You've never been to the Tower of London, But
Speaker 2: have you been in a London Bridge? Talk about it?
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: Towern were you?
Speaker 2: No? I didn't.
Speaker 1: I never gone to the Tower London. No, No, No,
Speaker 1: that's where with the London Bridge.
Speaker 3: That's where the Family Jewels are right Yeah, Crown Jewels,
Speaker 3: I guess not Family Jewels.
Speaker 2: Hotel room. So you guys were at the London.
Speaker 3: Bridge, Me and Fergie.
Speaker 2: That is a banger.
Speaker 1: That's pretty first album is a banger.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Big girls don't cry.
Speaker 2: That's your tramp stamp.
Speaker 3: Why would that be my tramp stamp? I don't know.
Speaker 2: You're into tattoos, big.
Speaker 3: Pee, please, I'm begging.
Speaker 2: I think you're hoping.
Speaker 1: Big girls don't cry when you hook up with female Damien.
Speaker 3: She's going to cry a disappointment.
Speaker 1: What's the what's the feminine version of Damien? Like, how
Speaker 1: do we switch her first name? It sounds more like Damnielle.
Speaker 1: It's got Darlene. Sure, Darlene. Woody banged a couple of Darling.
Speaker 2: Darlene from that lady.
Speaker 3: She was scary.
Speaker 1: Wasn't there a Darlene on on Roseanne the Daughter?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yep, yep. Forget her name Darney. I mean, Darling
Speaker 3: was a character's name, but I forget.
Speaker 2: It's Sarah Gilbert. That's it. Yeah, thank you, Ben Darling.
Speaker 3: Coaches.
Speaker 2: Next.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we'll talk to Marty Gellner a second, and the
Speaker 6: newest manager of the Minnesota Twins, Derek Shelton, joins a
Speaker 6: power trip after this song.
Speaker 5: Fan